Sydney Program Guide

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Sun Apr 17, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 THE FACE OF FU MANCHU 1965 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Face Of Fu Manchu In the early 1920s grisly strangulations in London alert Nayland Smith of Scotland Yard to the possibility that fiendish Fu Manchu may not after all be dead, even though Smith witnessed his execution. Starring: Nigel Green, Christopher Lee, Tsai Chin

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Safehouse Mike receives orders to provide a refuge for a dangerous police informant and struggles to keep it under wraps, especially when Nokes and Bellamy become suspicious about his strange behaviour. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

11:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Blind Justice Mike fears Craddock's desperate need for love is clouding his judgement when the son of his dancing tutor becomes the prime suspect in a hit-and-run accident Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

12:00 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Garden Guru Steve Wood takes a look at bush tucker, Trevor visits Altamont Gardens in Ireland, while Calinda Anderson the ponds specialist gives advice on the right water plant for you. 12:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Tim Blackwell has some hot tips for shopping in Bangkok, Jesinta Campbell is in Fiji riding high above the ground on a zipline and we go behind the scenes at the Sydney Aquarium. 13:00 HIGH NOON 1952 WS PG

High Noon

A Marshall, personally compelled to face a returning deadly enemy, finds that his own town refuses to help him.

Starring: Gary Cooper, Grace Kelly, Katy Jurado, Otto Kruger

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

15:00 KHARTOUM 1966 Repeat WS G

Khartoum After an Egyptian army, commanded by British officers, is destroyed in a battle in the Sudan in the 1880's, they decide to appoint an unexpected leader to clear the area of remaining troops. He however has different plans Starring: Charlton Heston, Laurence Olivier, Richard Johnson, Ralph Richardson

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Sun Apr 17, 2016

17:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G

Kelvingrove 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

Sun Apr 17, 2016

18:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

Twice In One Night/Air Con Blues Follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

20:30 FIREFOX 1982 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Firefox Clint Eastwood stars as Mitchell Gant, a Vietnam pilot now in semi-retirement after being haunted by his traumatic experiences in combat. He is ordered back into military duty to head a secret mission. The assignment is to sneak into Russia and steal a Soviet warplane which is far more advanced than any other air machine currently being used under the NATO alliance. Starring: Clint Eastwood, Freddie Jones, David Huffman, Warren Clarke, Ronald Lacey

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:15 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned Repeat WS M

The Best Laid Plans The team investigates the murder of a wealthy woman with terminal cancer and only a few months left to live. When Maura teaches a class, she meets a man who might be her Mr. Right, but she is torn between the doubts of her scientific mind and the instincts of her heart. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lee Thompson Young, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:15 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Tim Blackwell has some hot tips for shopping in Bangkok, Jesinta Campbell is in Fiji riding high above the ground on a zipline and we go behind the scenes at the Sydney Aquarium. 00:45 GEM PRESENTS Captioned WS G

Jeff Lynne's ELO

Music special.

01:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

Hot Line

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Sun Apr 17, 2016

02:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 THE FACE OF FU MANCHU 1965 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

04:15 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

David Gilmour - Rattle That Lock

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Anger Management - Part 1

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

Hot Line

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon Apr 18, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1) Rachel stays home while Ross and the others go to England for his wedding. Chandler and Joey bicker while sightseeing. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Man From Space Sonny has been placed in charge of an automatic recording unit deep in the bush, supervised by his father Matt Hammond. Sonny and Skippy must collect the tape, but on the way they hear a strange high-pitch sound followed by a rolling explosion. Taking a roundabout route, Sonny comes face to face with the weirdest "monster" he's ever seen. It rushes at him through the air, then swings out of sight. 07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Driving Miss Gilmore

Logan comes home from the hospital and is cared for by an overprotective Rory.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Medway, kent - day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever When Joey’s duck swallows Ross’s wedding ring, he is worried he’ll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mon Apr 18, 2016

12:00 THE SHIP THAT DIED OF SHAME 1955 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Ship That Died Of Shame

The wartime crew of a motor gunboat buy the vessel and go into post-war business as smugglers.

Starring: Richard Attenborough, Virginia McKenna, George Baker, Roland Culver, Bill Owen, Bernard Lee

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Medway, kent - day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Kelvingrove 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 15:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

Summer Early summer is explored as the ice that shapes and defines life at the poles is in its fullest retreat from the sun. In the 24 hour daylight the animals and birds feast and parents constantly feed their offspring. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, musical performances & audience participation games. Today features an interview with Rebel Wilson and a performance by Maksin & Valentin Chmerkovskiy. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Partings

On the evening of Logan's graduation from Yale, Rory throws him a wild party.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Mon Apr 18, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross makes a slip-of-the-tongue during his wedding ceremony, leaving Rachel agonising over what it could mean. Monica and Chandler find themselves in an unexpected situation. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned WS PG

Josh Groban Josh Groban traces his ancestors' roots to Germany. He discovers a relative who was not only a deacon, but also a music teacher & well-known astronomer. But Josh's ancestor's predictions of cataclysmic doom put him in the crosshairs of the church. 20:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Part 2 of Felicities' amazing journey as she takes in the news that she has breast cancer and calmly accepts that both her breasts will be removed. She is the youngest patient ever treated for breast cancer at RPA. Also, Faye’s debilitating symptoms have the led to the discovery of abnormal pressure on her brain stem. She has a choice, do nothing and deteriorate or risk a marathon operation that could make her worse. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Caerphilly Dr Pixie's hit a bump tackling some testicle trouble, Dr Christian meets a woman whose baby bottom burns are still bothering her as an adult, and a lady for whom weight loss has left her nipples near her nether regions. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 SUPERSIZE VS SUPERSKINNY WS M

Hugh & Lynsey In the Feeding Clinic comfort eater Hugh meets Lynsey, who has a fear of choking. And fashion student Laura reveals how an eating disorder Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 SPOOKS WS M

The Rose Bed Memoirs Disgraced MP Hampton Wilder's memoirs, written whilst in prison, could create a scandal big enough to bring down the government - and the manuscript has gone missing. As Tom and his team try to distinguish fact from fiction, an ex-KGB spy is murdered. Cons.Advice: Some Violence, A Sex Scene, Adult Themes

Mon Apr 18, 2016

00:40 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. Join Craig Hutchison, Matthew Lloyd and Caroline Wilson as they bring you footy’s most confrontational program. 01:35 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 BABY AND THE BATTLESHIP 1956 Captioned Repeat WS G

Baby And The Battleship After a mix-up with his fiancee's family, Seaman Able finds himself left literally, holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails, he enlists the help of his best mate to smuggle the child aboard. Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Andre Morell

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Anger Management - Part 1

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

Billy The Kid

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue Apr 19, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Cage Of Koalas

The methods of an attractive young research scientist angers Chief Ranger Hammond.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Partings

On the evening of Logan's graduation from Yale, Rory throws him a wild party.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Medway, kent - day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tue Apr 19, 2016

12:00 BABY AND THE BATTLESHIP 1956 Captioned Repeat WS G

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Medway, kent - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Part 2 of Felicities' amazing journey as she takes in the news that she has breast cancer and calmly accepts that both her breasts will be removed. She is the youngest patient ever treated for breast cancer at RPA. Also, Faye’s debilitating symptoms have the led to the discovery of abnormal pressure on her brain stem. She has a choice, do nothing and deteriorate or risk a marathon operation that could make her worse. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Long Morrow

Lorelai wakes up in bed with Christopher. Confused and mortified, she makes a hasty exit.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel

Tue Apr 19, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Kissing After saying the wrong name at his wedding Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance and Phoebe feels neglected after not going to London. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Hundredth While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 POIROT WS M

The ABC Murders Part 1 Three people are killed, and the murderer leaves a copy of the ABC Railway Guide next to each dead body, apparently to taunt the police. Then he (or she) challenges Hercule Poirot to solve the crimes. Starring: David Suchet, Hugh Fraser, Philip Jackson

20:40 DEATH IN PARADISE WS M A bloodied woman walks into the police station and confesses to killing her husband. As evidence mounts against her, Poole remains reluctant to charge her with the crime. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence CATCHING HISTORY'S CRIMINALS: THE 21:50 Repeat WS PG FORENSIC STORY Traces Of Guilt From the DNA work that recreates the face of a killer, to the hair analysis that can reveal where you live, this series profiles the techniques of today, before examining their origins in some of the strangest cases in the forensic casebook. Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:00 DEATH ROW STORIES Repeat WS M

Eye for an Eye The case of Nathan Dunlap, who was sentenced to death for the 1989 murders of four people at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Aurora, Colorado. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

00:00 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 00:30 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect.

Tue Apr 19, 2016

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

The Outcast

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 NO LIMIT 1935 Captioned Repeat G

No Limit George Shuttleworth is a chimney sweep from Wigan who dreams of winning the Isle of Man TT Race. But his attempts to secure a factory ride with the Rainbow Motorcycle Company are unsuccessful and consequently he resorts to entering his own machine the "Shuttleworth Snap," a motorcycle derived from an old Rainbow machine. Starring: George Formby, Florence Desmond, Howard Douglas

04:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Anger Management - Part 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Mercenaries

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed Apr 20, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Sports Car Rally

An invasion of sports cars threatens the life of protected fauna at Waratah National Park.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Long Morrow

Lorelai wakes up in bed with Christopher. Confused and mortified, she makes a hasty exit.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Medway, kent - day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

12:00 CONFESSION 1955 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Confession A falling-out between thieves over the proceeds of a stickup results in several killings and a priest being marked for murder because of a confession he heard from one of the gang members. Starring: Sydney Chaplin, John Bentley, Audrey Dalton

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

Wed Apr 20, 2016

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC

Merseyside - day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 15:00 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 15:30 THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cakes It's the first week and the twelve amateur bakers must produce sandwich cakes, angel food cake and amazing chocolate creations. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

That's What You Get, For Makin' Whoopie

Rory is upset over Logan's absence and the fact that they had to cancel their long-planned trip to Asia.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel

Wed Apr 20, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about his sex life with her...that nobody else knows about. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily - but he must make a tough decision. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend - but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 NEW TRICKS WS M

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

20:40 MIDSOMER MURDERS 2000 Captioned Repeat WS M

Garden Of Death When the owners of the Inkpen Manor announce that their memorial garden will no longer be open to the public, the villagers are furious. However, are any of them angry enough to kill? Starring: John Nettles, Daniel Casey

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:50 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Mystery Of The Red Runway The detectives experience New York Fashion Week as they investigate the murder of a luxury designer's gifted intern. Suspects range from supermodels to knock-off peddlers, taking Laura and Billy from the runway to Canal Street and everywhere in between. Starring: Debra Messing, Josh Lucas, Laz Alonso, Jenkins Max

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:50 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Magazine Patsy tries to organise a fashion display for a morning television show. When all the models drop out at the last minute, Patsy tries to get Saffy and Edina's mother to step in. Edina goes out on a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish. Starring: Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Drug References

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wed Apr 20, 2016

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

The Nightlifter

Gideon is in pursuit of a violent gang that is terrorising the local community.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 CONFESSION 1955 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

04:15 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Barbra Streisand - Partners

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Anger Management - Part 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

The Outcast

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu Apr 21, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Kips

Chandler and Monica try to have a secret romantic weekend. Ross has to decide between his wife and Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Dead Or Alive A mysterious disease threatens to wipe out all the animals in Waratah National Park. The evidence points to Skippy as being the carrier of the virus. 07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

That's What You Get, For Makin' Whoopie

Rory is upset over Logan's absence and the fact that they had to cancel their long-planned trip to Asia.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC

Merseyside - day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Kips

Chandler and Monica try to have a secret romantic weekend. Ross has to decide between his wife and Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 ON THE BUSES 1971 Captioned Repeat WS PG

On The Buses When the Town & District Bus Company finds itself short-staffed they decide to employ female drivers. The bus crews, led by Stan and Jack are horrified and use every trick in the book to make them leave. Starring: Reg Varney, Anna Karen, Doris Hare, Michael Robbins, Stephen Lewis, Bob Grant

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

Thu Apr 21, 2016

13:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

John Farnham - Two Strong Hearts

Music special.

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC

Merseyside - day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF Captioned Repeat WS G

Bread

Having survived cake, the remaining 12 contestants battle bread.

Lorelai's First Cotillion When Richard and Emily have no real reaction to the news of her break up with Luke, Lorelai suddenly realises that most of her emotional life has been based on doing the opposite of what her parents want. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel

Thu Apr 21, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Yeti Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? After mistaking a new tenant as a Yeti, Rachel endeavours to apologize to the recluse. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Ross Moves In Rachel schemes to get her handsome new neighbour, Danny, to ask her out on a date. Joey and Chandler have trouble living with Ross. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 TO CATCH A SMUGGLER Captioned Repeat WS PG The day to day fight against smugglers and drug traffickers at one of the world’s busiest airports: JFK in New York. This week: The mail room discovers heroin hidden in car engine parts and the border protection team uncovers cocaine in a passenger’s shoes. 20:30 ENTRAPMENT 1999 Captioned Repeat WS M

Entrapment When a priceless Rembrandt is stolen in New York, the evidence points to Mac, a solitary master thief. His world is soon turned upside-down when he meets insurance investigator Gin. And so, the stage is set for the largest heist and the biggest police sting in history. Starring: Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta Jones, Ving Rhames, Will Patton

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

22:45 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned Repeat WS MA

Knockout With Maura at a medical examiners' convention, Jane needs Susie's (recurring guest star Tina Huang) help and crime scene dioramas to solve the perfect murder. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lee Thompson Young, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:45 THE BLACK ADDER Repeat WS PG

The Foretelling After arriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund kills King Richard III, whom he thinks is stealing his horse, and secures the crown for his father. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Thu Apr 21, 2016

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Lady Killer Gideon and his team investigate Robert Carne, whom they believe to be responsible for the murder of a number of women. Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 ON THE BUSES 1971 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

04:15 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pink

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE PG

30-30 Challenge Bible Study

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

The Nightlifter

Gideon is in pursuit of a violent gang that is terrorising the local community.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri Apr 22, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

No Time For Clancy When one of the rangers in another part of the Park decides to take up another work opportunity, his daughter fears that she will be left behind. 07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

JUMP START SOUP MATE PRO

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC

Merseyside - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Fri Apr 22, 2016

12:00 THE COLDITZ STORY 1957 Captioned Repeat G

The Colditz Story Allied prisoners of various nationalities pool their resources to plan numerous escapes from an "escape-proof" German POW camp housed in a Medieval castle. Starring: Eric Portman, Lionel Jeffries, Bryan Forbes, John Mills

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC

Merseyside - day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 TO CATCH A SMUGGLER Captioned Repeat WS PG The day to day fight against smugglers and drug traffickers at one of the world’s busiest airports: JFK in New York. This week: The mail room discovers heroin hidden in car engine parts and the border protection team uncovers cocaine in a passenger’s shoes. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous Lorelai and Christopher have begun to date, and although Lorelai is finding it difficult to fully commit to the relationship. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel

Fri Apr 22, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Thanksgivings Over Thanksgiving dinner, the friends reminisce about past Thanksgivings. Monica and Chandler resolve their feelings about events that happened at a Thanksgiving dinner in 1987. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Sandwich Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret and Ross loses his temper when a co-worker eats his thanksgiving sandwich. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G

Jean and Lionel engage in further discussions of the mini-series to be based on their love story.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

20:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Sandy has moved herself into the Pargetter household. With Judy also living at home, Lionel finds himself surrounded by females and wonders if he has done the right thing by moving in. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

20:50 MISS CONGENIALITY 2001 Captioned Repeat WS M

Miss Congeniality A bumbling female FBI agent is assigned to go undercover as a participant in the Miss United States beauty pageant, when it is discovered that one of the contestants is being targeted for murder. Starring: Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, William Shatner, Candice Bergen

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

23:10 CAKE 2005 Repeat WS M

Cake As her magazine publisher father lies in the hospital after a heart attack, free-spirited travel writer Pippa agrees to help him run the family business. However, the serial bachelorette balks when she learns she'll run a magazine called Wedding Bells. Starring: Heather Graham, David Sutcliffe, Taye Diggs, Sandra Oh

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Drug References

01:10 ACES HIGH 1977 Repeat WS M

Aces High

Focuses on the indoctrination of WWI pilot and his disillusioned squadron leader.

Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Christopher Plummer, Peter Firth, Simon Ward

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Fri Apr 22, 2016

03:10 DR JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE 1972 Captioned Repeat M

Dr Jekyll And Sister Hyde Dr. Henry Jekyll, in attempting to find a toxin that will wipe out all common diseases, accidentally stumbles upon a formula that transforms him into a gorgeous but evil woman, killing prostitutes in order to continue his research. Starring: Ralph Bates, Martine Beswick, Gerald Sim, Lewis Riander, Dorothy Alison

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Lady Killer Gideon and his team investigate Robert Carne, whom they believe to be responsible for the murder of a number of women. Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Sat Apr 23, 2016

06:00 THE COLDITZ STORY 1957 Captioned Repeat G

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Beyonce - Self Titled Part 5

Music special.

09:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G

Jean and Lionel engage in further discussions of the mini-series to be based on their love story.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

09:50 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Sandy has moved herself into the Pargetter household. With Judy also living at home, Lionel finds himself surrounded by females and wonders if he has done the right thing by moving in. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

10:30 DUNKIRK 1958 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Dunkirk A British Corporal in France finds himself responsible for the lives of his men when their officer is killed, and must somehow get them back to Britain. Meanwhile, British civilians are being dragged into the war with a scheme to get the French and British forces back from the Dunkirk beaches. Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:15 ALL THE FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS 1960 Captioned Repeat WS PG

All the Fine Young Cannibals The story concerns the lives of Chad Bixby and Sarah "Salome" Davis – how they are forced apart by bad circumstances and brought together by chance Starring: Robert Wagner, Natalie Wood, Susan Kohner, George Hamilton

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

Sat Apr 23, 2016

15:35 KELLY'S HEROES 1970 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Kelly's Heroes A rag-tag group of soldiers fighting in France in World War 2 are headed by Lieutenant Kelly who, after capturing a friendly German officer learns the whereabouts of millions of dollars in gold bars. Taking advantage of a three day liberty, Kelly and his boys cross enemy lines to retrieve the booty. Starring: Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Donald Sutherland, Don Rickles, Carroll O'Conner

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

Sat Apr 23, 2016

18:30 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Home Truths Jackie's rocky relationship with her mother worsens when she begins prosecuting one of her oldest friends for negligence in the workplace, setting in motion a horrifying chain of events that leave the Ashfordly officers with a murderer on the loose Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:45 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Cargo

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Themes, Drug References, Medical Procedures

21:55 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Cargo

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Themes, Drug References, Medical Procedures

23:00 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

Recalled to Life - Part 2 Over 30 years into her sentence for the murder of her lover's wife, Cissy Kohler claims she was coerced into a false confession. When she is released, she is in protective custody while Dalziel and his comatose former boss are being investigated for their actions. Starring: Colin Buchanan, Warren Clarke, Mark Lambert, Steve Speirs, Jeremy Swift

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

00:10 CIRCUS OF HORRORS 1960 Captioned Repeat WS M

Circus Of Horrors A most unethical plastic surgeon and his nurse, join a bizarre circus to escape from a deformed patient who is threatening their lives. Starring: Anton Diffring, Kenneth Griffith, Erika Remberg, Yvonne Monlaur

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

01:55 KELLY'S HEROES 1970 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

04:35 WHEREVER SHE GOES 1953 Repeat G

Wherever She Goes Famed Australian concert pianist Eileen Joyce stars as herself in this biopic which traces her life and work from childhood, where she fist evinced the musical brilliance that would earn her international acclaim. Starring: Nigel Lovel, George Wallace, Muriel Steinbeck, Syd Chambers