676 grads get jobs through placement center

By Katie McClare acquire positions by using the ters, said Doherty, placement do. We provide information declined by 4 per cent. About About half of all students personal skills obtained through personnel arrange interviews, about what the employment 89 per cent of all offers are com­ graduating from UNH who re­ the use of the office. This, he identify employers, formulate m arket is like, so th ey ’ll know ing from the engineering and spond to Career Planning and said, is the main function of the letters of application and in­ what’s out there.” business fields. Placement before and after service. quiry, and prepare personal Quoting figures issued by the While job offers from federal graduation obtain their desired “Students think of this office resumes, among other things. He College Placement Service, and state employers and school positions, according to Career as a ‘thing’ on campus to get you said that 802 seniors have regis­ Doherty said that although the systems went down this year, Planning and Placement Director a job. It is actually more of an tered. outlook for the job m arket is those in business, industry, and Edward Doherty. informational service which The placem ent service is open not good, it is slowly improving. non-profit organizations in­ Approximately 50 per cent of helps you acquire the skills to to all students, not just seniors. He said that positions in the creased, Doherty continued. UNH students use the placement place yourself in a job. What we “We are here to serve everyone, humanities and social science Doherty said that a lot of the service located in Huddleston try to do is give the student an from the first year,” said disciplines are experiencing a 26 jobs being offered do not direct­ Hall, said Doherty. idea of what’s out there in the Doherty. “In working with un- per cent decline in job offers, ly relate to the person’s major Doherty added that those who job market,” commented the derclas^n^'fwejrft^jto direct the natural sciences have de­ field of study. “How many phil- don’t get jobs through Career slim, dark-eyed Doherty. th e j^ in tfe re lis ,I if Alfidy, d o n ’t creased by 12 per cent, and job Planning are able to eventually Once a senior formally regis­ to offers from business areas have GRADUATES, page 7 p s h i n e Volume 66 Number 51 Durham, N.HP Students take UNH to court By Michael Imsick understand why the University that I’ve heard about it has been UNH students Brian Peters refuses to comply.” in the newspapers.” and Christopher Berg recently Eugene Franceware of the Uni­ An informed source in the filed suit against the University versity Public Relations office ASO business office who wished of New Hampshire for withhold­ said yesterday, “Since the case is to remain anonymous said, “The ing information regarding Divi­ still pending in coiAt, I think it’s students as citizens are paying sion of Recreation and Student totally inappropriate to com­ money to UNH in the Memorial Affairs budgets and meeting ment on it for the time being.” Union Fee. Under state law the minutes. Berg and Peters have named students have a right to know University lawyers and admin­ President Mills and Philip Dun­ where that money goes. The istrators refuse to comment a- lap, chairman of the University University will talk about the bout the “right to know” suit Board of Trustees, as defendants budget in general but they won’t brought against them by Berg in the case. Both Mills and Dun­ talk about financial reports or and Peters. lap were unavailable for com­ conference budget decisions. The Univcralty has until June m ent . Berg and Peters said they “ For example, where does the 1 to respond to the allegations. did not want to comment be­ money come from Lor the b^er They are due that day in Straf­ cause the case is pending. for MUB staff Christmas par­ Robert Keesey, the executive ties?” Students Chris Berg and Brian Peters, who are suing UNH. ford County Superior Court­ house as defendants in the case. assistant to the president said “ The students are right in (Ed Acker photo) If the University does not re­ yesterday, “In a situation where bringing about the lawsuit,” the spond the students will win by a suit is pending, the counselor is source added. default. responsible for all statements.” McManus said, “I think the Cancellations hurt Bruce Poulton, chancellor of University will respond.” Kevin McManus, lawyer for the University system, said, “I Both Peters and Berg were in­ the plaintiffs (Berg and Peters) don’t know anything about the volved in the UPA (the Union other students said, “The only thing that has case. It is strictly a campus mat­ for Progressive Action) proposal happened so far is that service ter. No comment.” last fall to bring about more stu­ has been made with a copy of Michael O’Neil, director of dent control of the MUB. The By Betsy Bair dorms is made ineligible because the petition to the UNH Board recreation and student activities proposal never gained student The $50 non-refundable de­ of them personally,” Gardner m — » t> ______t posit that students put down for said. dormitory room draw is used as The 67 students who are not an incentive to keep people from being allowed back in dorms cancelling out of their room con­ next semester are mostly seniors tracts, according to Richard who have had the most semes­ Gardner, associate director of ters in dorms. residential life. The 120 students that the resi­ Gardner spoke in response to dence office plans will cancel a letter to the editor in the May out is a projected num ber th at is 4th issue of The New Hampshire an estimate because this is the concerning students being first year the downpayment has “ripped off” $6,000 by the Of­ been made non-refundable. fice of Residential Life. “This has been done in an at­ Students were previously re­ tempt to avoid holding a space funded $40 out of the $50 if and then having him change his they cancelled before July 1. mind,” Gardner said. Gardner said the downpayment According to Gardner, the res­ was made non-refundable this idence office plans for rooms for year in the hope that students the 4500 spaces on campus, 100 would plan their living arrange, for build-ups, and another 120 ments more carefully prior tc who will cancel. signing up for room draw. “If only 100 cancel compared “When a student comes in and to the 120 we have projected, 20 cancels his room it means that more must be swallowed up by Over ip00 students attended MUSO’s outdoor concert yesterday in East-West Park featuring Vassar one student among the 67 that Clements. Also playing were the Franconia Notch Band, D*OA, Smootchin and Lunch at the Dump. were not allowed back in the CANCELLATION, page 5 For a closer look at the festivities, see page 4. (Stew Berman photo) —INSIDE Pre-law Serendipity Football

Richard Derosiers is bat­ There’s a new literary The UNH football team ting 1000, but he isn’t a journal floating around concluded spring train­ baseball player. He ad­ campus. If you were ing with the Blue-White vises pre-law students, lucky you got a copy. If game Saturday. For a with every one of his you didn’t, find out look at next year’s Wild­ advisees over the past what you’re missing on cats, see page 16. three years getting into page 12. law school. How? See page 2. PA G E TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 No guards9 no bars; to the men it is home

By Art Miller “The prisoners will spend their reviews the list of prisoners “We’ve had a lot of success “They won’t if they are Forty per cent of the people last 90 to 120 days here,” he selected for the half way house. with our program. Most emplo­ handed everything on a silver who leave prison return. The fig­ said. If he approves, the names are yers have been more than willing platter. If something gets broken ure is only four per cent for in­ McDonald, short in size, with submitted to the court for the to hire our men.” and no one owns up to it, then dividuals who have been to half shoulder length hair added, “This judge’s approval. Only then can The skinny Nicholson, with a everyone must pay for the dam­ way houses. is their home. They wake up in the individual be transfered from mustache that seemed to cover age,” McDonald said. The half way house in Con­ the morning at 7 a.m. - drive to the prison to the half way house. his mouth, added, “We’ve had The house has no soft com­ cord has been in existence since work - then are brought back for “T hey’ve got one chance hei;e, problems with some employers fortable sofas--no color televi­ 1973, and Pete McDonald told the night.” and they better do a good job or in the past treating our men like sion sitting next to the fire of its progress. There are no guards at the half it’s back to the prison,” said slaves, but we try to keep away place-no odor of home made “We’ve been here since 1973 way house. McDonald while jingling the from those individuals. bread baking in the oven, but and have had a total of 100 in­ “The men here know they coins in his pockets. Bill Gage, a supervisor at Fern the house does offer freedom. mates stay here. Out of that num­ have only a short time remaining McDonald is dedicated to the Auto Tire Center in Concord has No guards, no bars - just a ber we’ve only sent back 15.” on their sentences so it would be job, and tries his best to help the a man from the half way house chance to prepare for the de­ He added, “70 have been pa­ stupid for them to escape. We’ve individuals the best he can. working for him. mands society will present in the roled with only 4 returning to only had one do it so far, so we “I’d rather cut my right arm “I couldn’t ask for a better outside world. prison.” must be doing something right.” off instead of sending a man worker. The customers think he The rooms are small, cramped, Suddenly tightening his fist in The half way house can only back to prison, but they know is great,” Gage said. “I intend to with only a curtain dividing each anger McDonald said, “The cost take on 15 men at one time, and the rules,” McDonald said, “If keep him after his parole is up.” one, but to the men it is home. to feed and house the criminal at the prison men are waiting to they are caught drinking - the The half way house is an old It represents not having to be here is one half the cost of a pri- get in. biggest offense here we usually farmhouse converted to handle confined behind bars with no son--yet the state will not allo­ Before they are admitted, they give them is a warning. Any pro­ 15 individuals. freedom to do as one pleases. cate the money for more must be screened by trained advi­ blems after that and back they While there, the men pay their Downstairs in the basement a houses.” sors to determine whether they go.” own way which includes paying recreation room can be found- McDonald takes pride in his want to improve themselves. Everyone in the house must $4 a day for room and board built entirely by the men. job. He sees that the prisoners “We can spot a phony in two look for a job. If they are unsuc­ plus all dental and medical A pool table made possible by from the Concord state prison at seconds. We can tell the ones cessful, attempts are made to expenses. donations is in the corner of the the house get a chance to work who honestly want to better place them with an employer. “They are given nothing,” said roonio A few chairs are scattered in neighboring cities before they themselves to the people looking Jim Nicholson, head of place­ McDonald, He added, “the whole about the room with pictures are paroled. for a free ride,” said McDonald. ment service said almost every­ purpose of the place is to stress hanging on the walls painted by The half way house serves to The names of the selected in­ one finds a job and added no self-sufficient so the men can the men. reinstate the criminal into socie­ dividuals are given to the war­ one at the house right now is make it on their own when they It isn’t home, but it’s all they ty before he is released. den, Raymond Helgemoe who earning less than $3.00 an hour. are in society again. have. Pre-law committee succeeds in placements By Richard Mori Desrosiers said he first became Shepherd, who is deciding be­ Richard Desrosiers is batting interested in pre-law advising in tween Boston College and Wash­ 1.000, but he isn't likely to oe 1971. “That year two ctudontc in g to n and Lee University, said signed by the Boston Red Sox came to me and asked me if I that although Desrosiers had ad­ unless Fred Lynn wants to get could help them get into law vised him substantially, he had into law school. school,” he said. “They both got met with all the members of the Dr. Desrosiers has advised 20 in and I was interested in lear­ pre-law committe, except Joseph students during the past three ning more of “ how to help stu­ Michaels, who is ■ new to the years. All 20 have been accepted dents get admitted”. com m ittee. into law school. This year all He visited four law schools in Richard Kahn, who has also nine of his advisees have been ac­ the summer of 1971: University been accepted at several law cepted. of Maine, Boston College, New schools, said that the Law “This year everyone has been England School of Law, and School Admission Test (LSAT) accepted by at least two Suffolk University. workshop was particularly help­ schools,” said Desrosiers. “It’s “Dean Richard Huber from ful. getting easier to get into law Boston College gave me what “I became familiar with-the school.” amounted to a straight lecture,” type of question that would be Desrosiers attributes this to a he said. “It was a great help.” on the exam,” said Kahn. “We lessening of applications. Desrosiers’s students say that were also able to get a feel for “During the early 1970’s there he has been helpful. how it would be to. take the ex­ were a lot of people applying to “Dr. Desrosiers has been a big am under actual conditions.” law school...it was popular,” he help to me in several critical Last month the pre-law com­ said. “But today students are areas,” said senior Political Sci­ mittee sponsored a panel discus­ realizing that if you’re not well- ence major James Shepherd. sion on law school. Four former prepared you will, not get in with Shepherd, who has been ac­ UNH students, Paul Sanderson, a 2.7 (grade point average).” cepted at all ten of the law Brian Snow, Tim Mulhern, and Desrosiers, a Spanish and Clas­ schools he applied for this year Ed Mertons, told over 60 stu­ sics professor, joins John Kayser added that those areas were: dents who attended of the rigors and Larry O’Connell from the -selection of what schools to of applying to and getting Richard Derosiers speaks with Student Body President Dave Political Science department and apply to, through the first year of law Farnham„ (Michele Boucher photo) Joseph Michael of the -the way to attack applica­ school. ally includes Constitutional Law, an initiation for the new stu­ Whittemore School on the-pre­ tions, like what the law schools Desrosiers said the first year Torts, Property, Contracts, dents,” he added. law advisory committee. are looking for as far' as outside was the toughest. “After that Criminal Law, Civil Procedure. Professor O’Connell was hap­ The pre-law committee, activities like work experience, first year you start to build on After the first year, a student py with the turnout at the pre­ founded in 1973, assists UNH -selecting the school to go to the concepts you learn in the can either branch out or concen­ law committee’s meeting. “This students in getting into law of those which I have been ac­ usual required courses.” trate on a specific area, said is good because UNH students school. cepted at. The first year curriculum usu- Desrosiers. have some law students they can “The first year at law school is identify with,” he said. Tuveson and Holliday tough,” said Snow. The 1975 The pre-law advisory commit­ UNH grad said that “a student tee would like to expand those should be motivated when going activities next year, according to leave UNH positions to law school, because if not O’Connell and Desrosiers. y o u ’ll most likely b e-elim in ­ By Joy McGranahan Oregon to study recreational ated .” “We w ould like to have more Director of Club Sports Art group activities or meet with stu­ administration in the fall. Snow said that attrition rate at Tuveson and Director of Intra­ Holliday said, “This isn’t the Suffolk University Law School dents on a one-to-one basis,” murals Pam Holliday will be said Desrosiers. kind of job I want. It has no real “is probably around ten per­ leaving UNH to attend graduate big ramifications in relation to cent.” Desrosiers attributes his suc­ school in the fall. the Athletic Commission or the Law schools try to weed out cess and that of his colleagues on According to Linda Heyliger, University as a whole at pres­ those who are not really dedi­ “the high quality of student we assistant director of recreational en t.” cated, according to Mulhern. have been dealing with. I have sports, applications for these Holliday said she hopes to get The Boston College student, a helped some pretty good individ­ positions are now being accepted her masters degree in occupa­ 1975 graduate of UNH, said that uals get into law school. A lot of in accordance with the guide­ tional therapy at the University on the first day of classes the them would have gotten in on lines established by the UNH o f W ashington in Seattle. “ I professor in one of his classes their own.” Affirmative Action Program. don’t like administration,” she called on a student who gave a Shepherd said that, “I would “A screening committee will added in reference to her posi­ detailed answer to a question have probably been accepted. review all applications and then tion as director of intramurals. they were not supposed to have But by showing me the ropes, the top three applicants will be The deadlines for submitting prepared for that class. “Every­ Desrosiers saved me a lot of called in for interviews,” said applications are May 21 for one looked at one another,” said headaches.” Heyliger. Director of Club Sports amd Mulhern. “What did this prof ex­ Dr. Desrosiers and the pre-law “It’s time to move on,” said May 28 for Director of Intra­ pect? I was ready to kill the guy committee are rolling pretty Tuveson. He has been the direc­ murals. Inquiries may be made who gave that answer.” good. Just think what they tor of club sports at UNH for at the Club Sports Office, room It turned out that the guy was could do if they concentrated on the past three years. He will be 126 of the Memorial Union a third-year law student who was basehrdl. B 'ton Red Sox, watch attending the University of A rt Tuveson Building. planted in the class. “It’s sort of THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 PA G E T H R E E Secret Service pays Yets lose benefits Ford’s protection

By Marilyn Hackett Next year the situation will be By Arne Erickson Gregg to the National Reggan This June 35 per cent of the reversed. Parker expects to be James Chamberlin, chairman headquarters. nation’s veterans will lose their spending only one day a week at of the Durham Reagan for Presi­ “ Once the federal funding educational benefits says UNH in the fall. “This new pol dent Committee, said, “It’s not thing is straightened out,” Nicholas Dizdar, UNH Veterans’ icy will decrease the work load. fair at all” that the Secret Ser­ Chamberlin said, “the University Administrator Coordinator. The work-study students who vice might pay President Gerald will definitely be paid.” “I have talked to about one help me run the office will be Ford’s $5475 bill from UNH for Congress just passed a new hundred veterans this month,” able to handle most of it, while protection services at his appear­ federal election financing bill to says Dizdar. “Most of them are mytimewfllbe spent helping with ance here during last February’s replace the law previously over­ worried about what they have to the increasing work load in Man­ primary campaign. turned by the U.S. Supreme chester.” do to be recertified for bene­ “We are getting no money at Court. The bill awaits Pres. Lydia Willits, volunteer draft fits.” all from the Secret Service,” said F o rd ’s signature. and military legal counselor in VA representative on campus, Chamberlin Friday. The Reagan Robert Turner, aide to Rep. Durham, says that the National William Parker, says that approx­ Committee owes the University James Cleveland, who is chair­ Counseling Organization in Phili- imately ten percent of UNH’s $1378 for police and fire protec­ man of the N.H. Ford for Presi­ delphia has sent out literature on 880 veterans may no longer re­ tion also given Ronald Reagan dent Committee, said Friday in the new VA policy to draft ceive benefits when the new VA last February 10. Concord, “We have paid our ob­ counselors throughout the coun­ policy goes into effect this June. Ronald Reagan (above) Chamberlin said the bill was ligation to the University.” Parker explains that the policy try. forwarded through N.H. Reagan President Ford (below) Turner said the Ford Commit­ will cut off those veterans who “I have had no veterans come Committee chairman Hugh tee already paid UNH $3123 for were discharged between Jan­ to me with that particular'prob- preparations for a reception uary 1, 1955 and January 1, lem as of yet.” says Willits. given the President at the Mem­ 1966. The National Counseling Or­ orial Union Building on Feb. 8. The new policy will allot edu­ ganization has also initiated a “We sent that other $5500 bill cational benefits only to veter­ letter writing campaign which to the White House security div­ ans discharged within the last would put pressure on Congress ision to be paid,” Turner said. ten years. Future benefits will to allow those veterans presently Turner said when the Presi­ provide support for veterans in enrolled in programs of higher dent makes a public appearance, either a two or a four year pro­ education to complete their edu­ state and local police are sup­ gram only through any time per­ cation with full VA benefits. posed to take care of security iod that falls within ten years of “Congress can authorize the “unpaid by the President or the ; the date of discharge. VA to extend the benefits,” says Secret Service.” Eighty per cent of the people Willits. “When the President makes a that Parker presently deals with According to Parker, bills for private appearance,” Turner are UNH students. He has been elimination of benefits for vet­ said, “then the Secret Service spending four days out of every erans presently enrolled in high­ picks up the security bill.” week at his office in Brook er education programs have President Ford had been in­ house this year and one day at already been introduced in Con­ vited to speak at UNH by stu­ the regional VA office in Man­ gress by Senators Maclntire and dent body president David chester. Durkin. Farnham . Student entangled in red tape confusion

By Karpn Floyd ner situation. from Virginia to pre-register!” The woman stared silently at ing would let her back on cam­ Does a student have to be Early Monday morning Dim- sne nan snouted at Stanwood her. pus. Editor-in-Chief of the N ew mick got a telephone call from Fish, the Associate Director of After lunch Dimmick called Gardner said that the openings Hampshire or Student Body Pre­ her mother saying that she had Admissions. the Residence Office to make an in the special interest dormitor­ sident to get bureaucrats at UNH gotten mixed up and put letters Mr. Fish called the Registrar’s. appointment with Dick Gardner ies would be filled with fresh­ to listen to them? to Dimmick and to UNH in the Office. Yes, he was told, they for Tuesday. The secretary said man, whether or not they want­ Barbara Dimmick, a 21 year wrong envelopes. So, a letter and had Dimmick’s records, but no that he would probably be at ed to live there. old English major, thinks so. a check for Dimmick had been she couldn’t pre-register. She room draw all day Tuesday. “The special interest dorms Dimmick is a transfer student sent to the Residence Office at was a transfer student and trans­ “This is urgent!” Dimm ick in­ are an important part of this who flew to Durham from Vir­ UNH andDimmicks room down fer students had to wait until sisted. campus,” Dimmick told Gard­ ginia on Saturday, April 24, to payment had been sent to her summer. It really didn’t matter The woman said she would ner, “With a policy like that pre-register. But she isn’t an or­ address at riding school. She that she had flown up here all check with Gardner and call her they won’t last out the year.” dinary transfer student. would try to reclaim her letter the way from Virginia. In order back. Dimmick got an appoint­ Gardner shrugged. Dimmick transferred to UNH and check when whe went over to pre-register it is necessary to ment for that afternoon. “He just didn’t care,” Dim­ from a school in Rhode Island to the Residence Office. have a validated ID. She waited outside his office, mick said. after her freshman year. After Dimmick started off at 8:30 to “I don’t think Admissions and while he yelled at some students Her friends told her to go to two years as an English major at the Registrar’s Office to pick up the Registrar’s Office are speak­ who had forgotten to pay their Bianco. The special interest UNH she took a year’s leave of her pre-registration material. She ing to each other because of room deposits, with a sense of dorms were his baby. In fact, absense to go to riding school had a note from Stanley Teas- me,” Dimmick said. forboding. why not go to President Mills. Mr. Fish thought for a while Gardner told her to go look for Dimmick called his office and about validating her ID, but de­ an apartment; there was no told them her story. The secre­ cided that it was unethical. chance that she would get in. tary was very sympathetic. She “W hat you should do is jpre- Transfer students were at the couldn’t get her in to see Mills, register unofficially,” he said bottom of the list. but she could see the assistant to with a grin. “Go talk to the pro­ Dimmick thought that because the president. fessors and get on their class she wanted to get into a special Dimmick decided to make an lists, then you’ll be all set in the interest dormitory (Huddleston appointment with Bianco as fall.” quiet dorm) with almost fifteen well. If sheMidn’t get any results Next Dimmick went over to openings she would have no from either of those people, she the Residence Office. She had problem. The Head Resident had been told to see Richard Gard­ guaranteed her a room if Hous­ BUREAUCRACY, page 5 ner, the Associate Director of Residential Life, becuase he was in charge of housing. She was told that Gardner was not in his Traffic policies office and would not be in all day. He was over at the Memor­ Now she’s coming back to grad­ dale, the Assistant Admissions ial Union Building at Room The University Parking and Traffic Committee has submitted uate. officer, giving her permission to Draw. their recommendations for next year’s traffic policies to Allan After many letters to the Ad­ pre-register. She tried to get some informa­ Prince, vice provost for budget and administration, for approval missions Office and the Registrar But at the Registrar’s Office tion out of the secretaries. None sometime this summer. (We don’t seem to have your re­ she was told that the letter of the letters she sent had been The only major change involves restricting students, faculty cords, Miss Dimmick), she was didn’t matter. In order to pre- read. The secretaries told her and staff to the registration of a single vehicle. Exceptions will be finally given permission to come -register one has to have a vali­ they had just thrown them away taken under consideration upon written petitions of demonstra­ up and pre-register with the con­ dated ID. and sent off the form letters. ted need. tinuing students. Transfers are She stomped upstairs to the She tried to reclaim her letter Other policies the committee has proposed are to continue to supposed to wait until summer Admissions Office. and check. develop traffic flow patterns, to experiment with compact car and take what’s left of the Dimmick is 21 and a stocky Oh, she was told, we couldn’t parking patterns in one or two lots, to continue to promote car- courses. 5’6”. Her eyes, behind gold wire cash the check so we sent it pooling, to promote a “walking campus” concept rather than go She also had to tackle the Re­ -rimmed glasses •> are blue, and back. The secretary said she had into debt for a shuttle system, to reduce the number of resident sidence Office to try and get her wild, almost black, fly-away no idea what had happened to students’ cars on the core campus by September of 1977, and to back into her old dormitory. All hair gave her the nickname of the letter. extend the color-coded parking permit classifications. her letters to that office had “Janis” in high school. She us­ Dimmick became angry. The parking fine structure will remain the same next semester been answered with form letters. ually wears jeans and suede “Don’t you know that it’s a so that a review of the reduction of the $10 fines to $5 may be She was even sent this form let­ Earth Shoes. crime to cash checks that aren’t made for most of two semesters. ter when it no longer applied to “I flew all the way up here addressed to you?” she said. PA G E FO U R THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976

Some boogied, others crashed, but all had fun at MUSO's outdoor concert yesterday — even Bugs Bunny and The Fonze

Ron Goodspeed photos THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 PA G E FIV E Cancellations campus calendar

CANCELLATION He said they could not let the continued from page 1 students know about the in­ TUESDAY, May 11 the UNH Jazz Band, Johnson Theater, Paul crease in room and board rates build-ups,” Gardner said. Arts Center, 7 & 9 p.m. Tickets $3, available at before room draw because final READING DAY. The $50 prepayment is put in­ trustee approval had not yet MUB Ticket Office. to the Advanced Prepayment been received. Account and is allotted to differ­ “But we did post the project­ CHEMISTRY SEMINAR: “ Synthetic Applica­ MUB PUB: “ Fly By Night,” Boston rock ’n roll ent residence halls. ed increases at room draw and tions of Acyl Anion Equivalents - ‘Unpolung’ of band, 8 p.m. “The amount left from people were available for any questions Carbonyl Reactivity,” Rosemary Rahart, Chem­ who cancel gpes into a general the students might have had,” istry department, Room L103, Parsons Hall, 11 support for the housing pro­ Gardner said. “It turned out that a.m.-l 2 noon. gram, providing services to the projected figures were exact­ SATURDAY, May 1 5 people on campus,” Gardner ly the same as those the trustees TUESDAY AT LUNCH: “ Amoskeag - World said. approved.” Within A World,” film on history of Amoskeag MUB PUB: “ Fly By Night,” 8 p.m. Mills in Manchester, N.H Strafford Room, Bureaucracy MUB, 12:15 p.m. MUB PUB FLICKS: Special Feature Night - Mel Brooks Night, 8 p.m. SUNDAY, May 16 BUREAUCRACY The secretary was doubtful he could see her* he was very busy. continued from page 3 WENH—TV AUCTION: “ A Yankee Trader’s “It’s very important,” Dim­ WEDNESDAY, May 12 Dream,” a bid by phone auction with antiques, would resort to calling President mick said. “And I have to leave Mills at home. for Virginia tomorrow at ten.” art, crafts, merchandise and services o f all “It isn’t just me anymore,” The secretary said she would FINAL EXAMS BEGIN, 8 a.m. kinds, Strafford Room, MUB, 6 p.m.-midnight, she said, “it’s the whole philo­ call Dimmick back. She never channel 11, 868-1954. (Everyday until Satur­ sophy behind the special interest MATHEMATICS SEMINAR: "Riemann Sur­ did. day May 22.) dorm s.” faces,” Math faculty, Room M316, Kingsbury Dimmick went apartment Tuesday Dimmick went to her Hall, 2:30-3:30 p.m. hunting all afternoon, but she MUB PUB: Rick Bean, DJ, with golden oldies, appointm ent with Phyllis couldn’t find anything suitable. 8 p.m. LAST NIGHT OF THE PUB FOR THE Forbes, President Mills’ assistant. MUB PUB: Rick Bean, DJ, with funk and bump Everything was too far away SEMESTER’ She was back almost immediate­ from' campus. music for dancing, 8 p.m. ly. That evening the Head Resi­ “ She was very saccharine,” dent suggested that she petition Dimmick said. “Basically she to be allowed to live on campus THURSDAY, May 1 3 just told me why UNH is doing and in Huddleston. It was the MUB PUB: Talent night, 8 p.m. the things its doing. Talking to only thing left for her to do. SUNDAY, May 23 her wasn’t going to get me any­ So .the next morning before she left Dimmick picked up a where, so I left.” FRIDAY, May 14 petition at the Residence Office. COMMENCEMENT: Cowell Stadium, 2 p.m. Dimmick tried to make an ap­ She sent it back airmail a few (In case of rain Lundholm Gym for Liberal Arts pointment with David Bianco, days later and is still waiting for FUND RAISING CONCERT: To raise money and Graduate School, Snively Arena for all B.S. the Director of Residential Life. an answer. to send, the UNH Jazz Band to theMontreux Jazz degree recipients.) Festival in Switzerland on July 7, presented by

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The exact times can be adjusted by adding or subtracting on the present schedules. Buses will make all the same stops as printed on 1976 schedules. If a run has no ridership, it will be curtailed after due notice (two weeks) in the Campus Journal. Tickets will remain the same price as presently set. Beginning Sept. 6, 1976 the fall ‘76 schedules, tickets and passes will go into effect. Semester II passes will not be honored after May 19, 1976, at 8:00 P.M. Vacation schedule starts Thursday, May 20, 1976, at 6:00 A.M. Questions can be directed to the Memorial Union Information Desk at 862-1527 or Transportation Service at 862-2724. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 PA G E SEV EN Graduates RADIO KING and his GRADUATES COURT of RHYTHM continued from page 1 osophy majors do you see with •telly Records Presents! jobs?” he smiled, adding, “There □ JR001 ‘I’m in the Mood’ by Radio King are a lot of business positions in □ JRQ9Z ‘Ain’t Nobody’s Business ’ by which you can utilize the per­ Barbara Holliday & James Montgomery sonal skills gained in studying philosophy.” Send$1.25 each to Records He said that the prevocational P-O* Box 485 Lax.Ma. 02173 immediate delivery student often has better direc­ tion than a liberal arts student, but not necessarily better chances for employment. “A lib­ eral arts student, interested in Senior Robert Strickland undergoing an interview. (Stew Berman business has a half-way decent photo) chance, for example, but a for­ inevitable in this way, hoping you usually need more that a estry major has a more difficult the market will have improved bachelor’s degree to do any­ time. “But,” he added, “the em­ by the time they graduate.” thing,” Doherty said. ployment market is not static--it Thi! has its bad and good ef­ Said Doherty, “When a stu­ always changes.” fects, he stated. “It often results dent registers with us we have Doherty mentioned graduate in the student becoming ‘over­ him or her fill out placement school as one way in which stu­ matched’ - qualifications don’t forms and establish a placement 68 MAIM ST NEWMARKET dents hope to alleviate the pres­ match, or they overmatch the re­ credit file. We can then duplicate sures of job-hunting in a tight quirements of th’e job.” his or her resume and credentials GOOD FOOD GOOD PEOPLE market. “When students don’t On the good side, however, and send them on to employers. know what to do with then- “They hope that more knowl­ He becomes eligible to interview BA,” he said, “they may go on edge will make them mord em­ to grad school. Some put off the ployable. In the Life Sciences GRADUATES, page 14 Indoor Arena WHERE ARE YOU LIVING Riding Lessons Horses Boarded Don't miss THIS FALL? by the day, weekt HOW ABOUT YOUNG DRIVE? r. *nd month For more our SPECIAL M l and Summer apartments available & information call or visit GREEN ACRES STABLES -1/2 duplex- DREW/FRESHETT ROAD off Rte. 108 DOVER, N.M. summer issue! 3 bedroom 1 fall bath 2 half baths 742-3377 or 74'2*-2450 CONTACT: THE FISCHER AGENCY Coming soon! 542 Central Avenue SALE Dover NH 03820 742-6242 All 'F Records <3.99 All V Records <3.59 I POOOOOO(POMPBOOBOOOOHBD aBnnni7nriiim BBH H BaPO tW O flOOOfll I a t u s m m POST Student Rentals Fall Semester >eamr( )<«■»•< >•«■»-' >•«■»•< )•«■»( ><«■»>< Summer Rates Available j “Pages j j By the Thousands” j Strafford House I Has a new shipment of books, j Singles & Doubles 2 Bedroom Apts, | Come in and browse. j o I I at Strafford Manor | Cheapest read in town { I 11 Jenkins Court ! Interested??? i >•«■»< -* m m Inquire at

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Then, maybe Bicen­ or a can o f dogfood or perhaps even a package o f dry cereal it is disgusting. tennial Christmas ads w ill be all we’ll have to brace toilet tissue, you’ve been exposed to the Spirit o f ’76 Thanks to the Spirit o f ’76 Bicentennial Barrage, ourselves for. Bicentennial Barrage. people are now trying to avoid anything historical for The Spirit o f ’76 Bicentennial Barrage is a reflec­ It didn’t take long to start. Thursday morning, Jan. fear there will be a “ buy this” tagline attached. tion o f the times - $$$, MONEY, BUCKS, and little 1, the TV clicked on and there it was, a Bicentennial And what about young children? How can they more than that. The history it supposedly promotes is cereal commercial. Why is it always cereal? Who possibly benefit from this? It seems entirely possible buried in dollar signs. knows -- plastic food deserves plastic advertising, it th a t there are first graders now answering the But there is still room for optimism . Hopefully, seems. question, “ Who is Betsy Ross?” by replying, “ She’s when the 400th anniversary of the nation rolls But America is really celebrating its 200th anniver­ the lady on the back o f my Cocoa Puffs” . around, our ancestors w ill be able to dig through the sary with contemporary appropriateness -- by beating Part of the reasoning behind this mass media dollar signs and the bullshit and come up with the it over the head to death. Every possible product that exposure is to get more people interested in America, real stuff - the facts and tales o f what happened in can be connected with Washington crossing the to make patriotism “ in” again. But it is not working. 1776. Delaware has been so connected. How many times The only thing the product pushers are accom­ Otherwise, a first grader in the year 2176 will has a Ben Franklin or George Washington lookalike plishing is the turning off of Americans toward the respond to the question “ Who was Paul Revere?” popped up on the tube or a billboard telling us that Bicentennial. People are sick o f hearing the same BS with, “ He’s the guy who rode through Massachusetts we should be patriotic Americans and buy such and over and over. They are realizing that it took 200 shouting ‘Join the Bicentennial Spirit and stick up for such brand o f whatever? years to reach the plateau o f Bicentennial Breakfasts Breakfast, too.’” It’s been a year of issues-with more to come Parking fines, lack o f spaces, mini-dorms, rebates, degrading comments to make about the University, your four years here (close to $18,000), you’ve got a Ford, Carter & Frierrds, Dylan & Friends, mandatory for a change. big stake in that election. health fees, a murder, Yankee Conference football Educationally, there seemed to be more construc­ Considering the fact that Gov. Thomson won by championships. tive research going on this year than in the recent less than 5,000 votes in 1974 and there are more than It’s been a long year with a lot happening. We saw past. As for concerts, plays and other shows, 1975-76 10.000 students on this campus alone, a large UNH students making positive strides last semester. We see was one o f the best years in memory for the arts. student vote in November could really make a some administrators moving to negate those gains this Financially -- well, some things never change. difference. Who knows, a new governor could see to 3c m o 5t o r . As we prepare to send another group o f seniors into it that UNH becomes a state university in the true Most o f the issues have yet to be resolved. The Uni­ the unemployment lines, ft is Lime to look to the sense of the term . versity parking problem is still a problem, and will future. Next year has a lot in store, for issues always seem remain so when we return in September. Some o f the For those of us returning to D-town next fall, to pop up. Just like this year, The New Hampshire mini-dorms are changing identities next year. Ford tanned and with crackling-new jeans, there are things will be here to inform you o f those issues. The new versus Carter? Reagan versus Humphrey? Any to keep in mind other than which parties to hit first. staff that took over April 30 will be back, with the combination of the above? We’ll see next fall. The There’s a gubernatorial election in New Hampshire addition o f any interested, persons who may come in same goes for the football team, the group o f men next fall. If you’re an in-stater, make sure you register next September. Maybe one o f those persons will be many people wanted eliminated from the sports for the primary and the election, and don’t forget to you. program a mere year ago. vote. If you’re graduating, congratulations and good It was basically a calm year here in Durham, except If you’re from another state, seriously consider luck. If you’re coming back, don’t feel bad, over for a bare-bottomed picture and a PBC-confronted registering and voting here next fall. Considering how 10.000 others are, too. And to all, may your summer President. William Loeb and Gov. Thomson had few much money each o f you spend in this state during be fun-filled and loaded with sunshine. letters Fireplace? silized space capsule; evidence of lodge. b e d . von Daniken’s theory on the ex- It was supposed to be a fire­ Now really, what is that thing Statistics To the editor: sistence of ancient astronauts . place. The first time they started doing in the dining hall? How Now that you have proven Others say it is the mate of the a fire in it the whole dining much money did they waste yourself as the 1976-77 editor of “petrified penis” which stands in room filled up with smoke. Per­ buying in and installing it? Who To the editor: The New Hampshire perhaps front of McConnell Hall. They haps this was planned to smoke- is responsible? And finally, why Although I was pleased to find you can ascertain the source and say that on July 4 the “petrified out all of the bugs in Stillings. does this University persistently coverage of our weightlifting the reason for the huge cone penis” will blast off and find its At one time, during one of build things during vacations contest in a recent issue, I was shaped structure in the Jessie way into the giant funnel in Stil­ those special dinners at Stillings, then hope they will function greatly disturbed to learn that Doe side of Stillings Dining Hall. lings. a group of students almost got when the students return?? this newspaper refused to pub­ This is something Mr. D’Antonio Most people think it is a fail­ together with the candles on the Someone said that “fireplace” lish the statistics, and conse­ failed to do. ure; a mistake made by the Uni­ tables and staged a procession; cost us $3,000; and room and quently, the president of our There are those that postulate versity in trying too hard to the plan was to ceremoniously board rates are going up? Why? club was required to pay $35.00 that the giant structure is a fos­ make Stillings look like a ski place the candles in the fireplace Michael Imsick to have them put in print.

Editorial Assistant Linda Lanteigne Debra Pierce Photographers Ron Goodspeed Staff Reporters Jerry D’Amico Pete Weiss Dennis Giguere Diana Gingras Vickie Schoonover John Hanlon Marion Gordon C. Ralph Adler W ayne King t h e Mike Minigan Elizabeth Grimm Patrick D’Antonio Crystal Kent Stewart Berman Reporters Rich M ori Kathy Phelen Michele Boucher n e w Tina Sherman Judi Clark Andy Punnuci Kathy Smith David Towle Pete Acker Katie McClare Bob Stevenson Sue Wiener h a m p s h i r e Marie Cartier Gil Hulse Copy Editor Lisa Tabak John Snodgrass Maureen O’Connell Copy Readers Michael Kelly Dan Herlihy Brent Macey Dorothy Matott Dave Driscoll Dick Casselberry Carol Grondin Andy Schachat Cynthia Frye Vayia Karanikas Claudia R„ Desfosses Editor-in-chief Steven Morrison Janet Larson Cindy Sharpe Marilyn Hackett Managing Editors Mildred McLean Susan Murray Barbara Schmakel Arthur R. Miller Janet Prince Scott Murray Stephen Kyle Business Manager Doug Cardin Nancy Rigazio Peter Ringer Circulation Manager Mickey Morin News Editors Betsy Bair Sharon Lavertu Skip Wohlgesmuth Productions Associate Lynne Hudon M att V ita A.R. Erickson Helene Silverman Productions Staff Birgit Houston Sports Editor Ed M cGrath Cheryl Craaybeek Gwen George Entertainment Editor Casey Holt Margie Madfis Advertising Manager Peter Johnson Andrea Held Photography Editor Ed Acker Joy McGranahan Advertising Associates Leon Boole Lynn Derrick Roger Rydell Marie Clough Typesetters Patti Garrett Lauren Joan.Smith Marc Hebert Linda Clark Lynn Mattucci Cindy Palmiotto Linda Muise Janice Seeley Bill W hite Laura McLean Gary Schafer THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESPAY MAY 11, 1976 PA G E N IN E

As a club sport, our main goal medalled for killing hundreds of may feel is important? (or does is to encourage participation a- his fellow men, and condemned anyone?) bove competition, and as such, for daring to love one of them. I stand firm in my conviction we believe that those who partic­ that students at UNH are not all ipate should be recognized, win name withheld by request apathetic. Many of you are un­ or lose. Several of our club mem­ aware however, and this creates bers performed well above what apathy. You do not realize how was expected of them, and yet Health fee much power you actually could failed to win. Their perform­ have at this University. ances were evident in the statis­ Please make yourselves aware To the editor: tics, however, and their points and active. Let the administra­ for 2nd and 3rd places counted A a student member of the tion know what your priorities Health Services Advisory Com­ toward our margin of victory. are and then you will have solid mittee I would like to publicize Another disturbing aspect of ground to stand on when dici- my support for the recommen­ your coverage was the reference sions are made which do not dations made by the committee. to the fact that this was our first reflect your input. Put yourselves competition. This is not true. We The recommendations that were in the position of p ow er. If the made for an increase in the ser­ have had two previous contest, students all worked together with narratives and photos avail­ vices and present staffing levels they could be a tremendous able to you, which were not per­ were made by the entire com­ force to influence a great many m ittee. mitted to be published. things at UNH. I believe that this increase in Perhaps we should be grateful Unite as Students for the good for any coverage at all, but our staffing is necessary to provide a of the University and yourselves! group, and I believe all other “minimally adequate health ser­ Become the greatest body of in­ club sports participants, feel that vice” at Hood House. I do not fluence, after all the student we have a right to complete, feel this to be an extra and un­ body is the largest group in num­ accurate coverage. necessary expansion but one bers - you should be the most in­ well-needed. fluential group. Mark J. Ciocca However, I cannot support the Secretary, UNH W eightlifting Club. institution* of a $55 mandatory Arlene M. Baer health fee for the coming aca­ Vice President for Student Services demic year ‘76-‘77. I see this as an added financial burden to the Yet school students with all the other Nuclear waste monetary increases facing them. To the editor: The cost for the continued func­ To the editor: I have come to the conclusion tioning °f our present health There seems to be quite an that those stickers I’ve seen j- service should be maintained by uproar concerning the problem riding around on a few select the University next year. If the bumpers are true; New England State Legislature approves the of nuclear waste disposal. How­ Needs a College of Veterinary Trustees budgetary request and ever, a great deal of scientific attention has been given to this M edicine. grants the University $650,000 Meldrim Thomson has lately foMuv, but x F E E L to renovate Hood House then problem, and several good solu­ taken it upon himself to write the University could institute tions have been found. up a list of 200 possible oil refin­ m year’s olo.' the fee. At this point the stu­ For example, the wastes can ery sites in the state. Thomson dents are aware there is a poten­ be formed into glass, a notably seems to have a talent for tial for a good health service and inert substance. For further drawing up such lists; why can’t should be willing to support it protection, the glass would be he also compose a list of possible for their welfare. The state will sealed into stainless steel cans. veterinary college sites in New have given their share, and the For ultimate disposal, these cans Hampshire? organization with a mulititude opinion if we -- your'brothers, students may follow suit. I would would be placed underground in Durham would be an excellent of coordination areas. As long as sisters and your close friends -- hope this would be the case. a geologically stable formation place for such aveterinarycollege the university controls the keys came out from hiding. But to do This issue brings one basic ques­ such as a salt dome. Alternative with the University’s expanding to the fan among many other so would ruin our lives. (And I tion to my mind. When the Task technologies, such as forming animal science program and things, problems like this are do n o t use the word “ruin” Force of ‘75 needed to find the wastes into an inert bitu­ good location. I am sure the bound to arise. Since you seem loosely.) areas of the University in which minous solid have also been funds are available for such an to agree with us that the gym is When you hear “homosexual”, there may be alternate sources demonstrated. undertaking so the Governor has not the ideal but the only place what do you think of? for funding or areas of possible There is no hurry in making only to act to capitalize on such to hold concerts, (as you know I imagine you probably think financial cutbacks to help reduce the choice of the best method. a program. New England cer­ Sniveley is not any better) but of a leering sadist masochist who the ‘76-‘77 deficit, how could The wastes from a large nuclear tainly does need a college of the only ones to hold such a jumps at any chance to get any they choose the health service? plant such as Millstone III during Veterinary Medicine and New large number of persons, I sup­ kind of sexual thrill. Maybe you its entire lifetime would be Hampshire has the space. Some­ pose that we’ll all have to live specifically think of a raincoated Is it because the administrators stored in 300 cans one foot in times I think it is harder for stu­ w ith them . man who rapes little boys. do not prioritize health services diameter and ten feet long. It dents to get accepted at vet I would also like to invite your Ul course, there are people on campus or they hoped to pass liao seemed prudent to the school than it is for med schools; reporter to work with me at a like that. But, to tell the truth, this financial responsibility on to highly conservative developers of there are so few veterinary co l­ major show next semester in or­ my moral standards happen to the students. I do prioritize nuclear power to delay a deci­ leges in the country. Thank you. der to get a better idea of what be much higher than the bed- health services on campus and I sion on ultimate disposal in case goes on; and invite any inter­ hopping heterosexuals I grew up feel they are important to all of a superior method is discovered, Michael Imsick ested students who would like to with (many the type of which us. If other students feel as I do or in case it appears worthwhile Spinney Lane work on the shows to come we see at UNH every night). then the administration should to recover valuable by-products down to the SCOPE office in I did not choose to be a homo­ be aware of this and thereby such as neptunium. September, Room 124 on the sexual. It just happened. I cer­ aware of something we value. Those who are concerned Appreciation ground floor of the MUB, and tainly would not choose to be They should not try to cut out about the philosophical pro­ give us your ideas and time in one. But I am , and so I m ust those things which are important blems of leaving our descendants order to make next years con­ make the best out of it. to us. the legacy of a small volume of To the editor: certs the best ever. If anyone has The number of admitted I now relinquish my position radioactive wastes should give This is to express appreciation a favorite group they’d like to h om osexu als is very small at as Vice President for Student equal attention to the far more for the fine job that the grounds- see leave us a message. Outside UNH -- or anywhere. But there is Services and I leave the students serious problem of burning up keepers are doing on campus. of the Beatles almost anything is no way to tell the number of who are remaining at UNH with their birth-right of fossil fuels, It’s a pleasure to walk on cam­ possible and who knows...maybe those hiding. the question I asked so many gas, oil, and coal, which will be pus, especially with the trees i f w e book them all We are hiding -- but we are tim es. Who makes all the deci­ the inevitable result of failure to flowering, and to note improve­ separately...... here. sions at this University of where make use of nuclear power. ments such as the rhododen­ We only want to be accepted -- to spend money and on what? drons by Murkland and the trees Lois A dam s please do not hate us. Who has that nower to decide Chris Graf by the women’s athletic field. SCOPE publicity It’s sad when a man can be over everyone else and what they O.D. Minidorm Dave Sm ith 2 -1730 Not “ gay”

Concert To the editor: Thanks for starting to read this - a major problem we face is To the editor: that most people never listen. I’d like to thank all of you They judge us by their precon­ who took a break from finals to ceived notions. join us at the Field House I am not “gay” -- I am a Wednesday night for the Fool’s homosexual. Whoever started Gold - Loggins and Messina the use of “gay” to refer to show. And to those of you who homosexuals certainly was not patiently waited outside all day one himself. It is not a “gay” to get in and buy tickets I hope existence - it is a miserable one. you especially had a good time. In a place like Durham , I sup­ To our loyal stage crew who pose I can not really get upset gave up an evening on such short when others refer to us as notice to put up the stage, and “ f------queers” From what then put up with tons of equip­ I hear around town, I guess most ment the next day to drag in and of the queers people meet are out. up and down the stairs so ones, for instance, that have a that Kenny and Jim could have few beers and then force them­ their hours of sound check with­ selves sexually upon the nearest out holding up the show a male. With this happening, it’s GIANT THANK YOU! easy to understand those who As to your reporter who seems come to hate homosexuals. oblivious of the fact that it was But the reason they do not unbearably hot in the hall until meet other, more civilized ones the fan was turned on during the is because of this hatred. Us intermission, it was pointed out “closet queers” should save the at a Student Caucus meeting cause by coming out. Maybe it that SCOPE is a multifaceted would change the public’s PA G E T E N THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 classified ads

Start Spring right—buy a bike-Honda Roommate needed male or female Why live out of town this summer? 2 story 4 bedroom house in Dover. SL175, call 749-4929. 5/11. for the summer own room in small Ideal 4 bedroom house on Main St. in Fully furnished. Dogs and cats allow­ for sale house in Newmarket, $50 month plus Durham. 2 living room, room for 5. ed. large living room and kitchen, Motorcycle for Sale: 1969 Triumph Util. Call 659-2348T 5/11.______Sublet June -August $350/month. w/w carpeting, garage. Excellent loca­ 1964 Chevell Wagon, excellent condi­ Daytona 500, excellent condition- Call 868-9656 5/11 tion for school and shopping, rent great for summer-time cruising, very PHI MU DELTA is now accepting tion, very little rust. New: muffler male boarders for Fall semester. until end of August. CaU Rick Pope and tailpipe, two tires, alternator, dependable, best offer, call Charlie, or Bob Martin at 749-3955. 5/11. radiator. $200 Call 2-2098 or 659-6313. g/11. Comfortable rooms at reasonable Summer sublet; 2-bedroom apt. with prices. Call 862-1298 while they last. aiz cond.,'".pool, ww carpeting, 868-9743, ask for Eric, room 220. 5/11 Newmarket: responsible people for Must sell soon. 5/11 1973 Honda 350 CL., 5,000 miles, $160/m ohtn—heat and water in­ large furnished apartment. June excellent condition. Sissy Bar, new cluded, on UNH > Kari-Van route. through August. 2 bedrooms, even a chain, just tuned up and registered. NICE HOUSE TO SHARE. Have Dover—starting May 15—August 15, 72 Pinto 2 door sedan in exellent room for 3 or 4 responsible students. pool table! $185/month. Right across condition, includes 2 new snow tires, Must sell to finance a car. $725. Call with option tq. ikcep renting. Cafl from Sneaky Pete’s! CaU Melissa 659-3226 after 6 p.m. 5/11 Stonegate, Main St., Durham; Call 74S-2S73. 5/10 Call Chris at (207) 646-5019 7-9 a.m. Salem, N.H. 898-4998. Write: Susan 659-5091. 5/11. or 7-9pjn. 5/ll Year round cottage Sivain’s Lake, FOR SALE: Mens’ Wetsuit: Medium, Lawton, 221 Shannon Rd. Salem, N.H. 03079 5/11 Barrington, Completely renovated in Apartments to rent for summer 1 and STEREO COMPONENTS, McIntosh Almost new! $40, Contact Jim, and out. 2-8’ sliding doors overlook­ 2 bedroom apts, furnished living 742-0381 5/11 C24 stereo pre-amplifier, excellent GIRLS: Phi Mu Delta is now accept­ ing 130’ waterfrontage, cement dock, rooms, fuU baths, kitchen facilities. - condition, $100. Dyna stereo 120 heat $240, taxes $396. moving. «ood location 10 Madbury Rd. Lamb- FOR SALE: 2 twin beds with ing female boarders for the summer. power amplifier, needs minor work Comfortable rooms at reasonable 692-2662. Reduced to $37,500 Smash- ’ aa Chi Alpha - contact Steve or $50 or best offer. Call 868-7362 wooden frames, excellent condition. ed. 5 /1 1 . Chuck. 862-1290. 5/11. Asking $20 apiece. Call Susan prices. Call 862-1298 while they last! evenings or weekends. 5/11 5/11______749-3472 afternoons 5/11 Let tenants pay your rent, 4 unit apt Newmarket, large 2 bedroom, heat FPR SALE: Small refrigerator great house newly renovated, 2 more pos­ and water incl, 3/4 furnished, free condition! Only $60. Call Kathy Stereo for Sale: GE’s best receiver sible if handy. Inc. $8,060.00 re­ parking for May 31, $150/month, Room 221, 868-9726 or 2-1671. and 3-way speakers PLUS AR turn­ duced to $45,000. moving Call 659-2435. 5/11. 5 /1 1 table and Empire 2000 cartridge 692-2662. 5/11. PLUS over 50 albums, best offer; call dwellings HOUSE FOR RENT available June 1, 68 Pontiac Catalina good gas mileage. Jim at 862-1300 or 868-9876. 5/11. Wanted to Rent: Professional couple large cathedral livingroom, 4 bed­ N ew tires, battery, exhaust system. Apartm ent to sublet in Websfer wants to rent house or duplex house rooms, smaU study, 2 baths, land and Runs like a top. $300. Call Rick Pope For Sale: Sunn Concert lead ampli­ House, Durham. For the summer. in Durham by July 1 - No children gardern area, $325/month, heat paid 749-3955. 5/11 fier with Cerwin-Vega speakers. Two bedrooms, 1 to 4 people, rent 942-8630 evenings. 5/11. 664-2356 after 6:00. 5/11 Brand new, hardly used. Cost S'/SO negotiable. Call 868-7464. 5/10 72 Vega Hatchback GT, excellent new, , asking only $550. 749-3847 Sublet of the Centurv! Webster NEED A ROOM this faU? Live at1 condition, no rust, low mileage, clean (Dover). 5/11. Sublet June-August, $165/month. House, walking distance from campus, Kappa Sigma, best location, best interior, must sell immediately 2-bedroom , fully fumished—Olde F its3 people, 4 work fine. 2 bed­ rates. CaU 868-9717 or 2-1288, or (207)439-0675 after 5 p.m. 5/11 SCUBA TANK, and back pack- U.S. Madbury Lane Apts., No. 75. If inter­ rooms, big kitchen, living room. $100 stop by, ask for an officer. 5/10 divers aluminum “floater,” $80. ested, call 749-0394. 5/10 per person/m onth inc. heat WANTED: 21 inch electric stove, re­ 868-5547. 5/11 • 868-5770. 5/11. SUMMER SUBLET: with option to frigerator, play yard fencing, sand­ continue, new studio apartment fur­ box, jungle gym. carpeting, TV stand, Spacious Webster House apartment Aquarium for sale: 10 gallon meta­ available in summer sublet. Enjoy Summer Sublet and Option to con­ nished with private sun deck, kitch­ aquarium stand, cupboards, book­ frame aquarium including dynaflo fil­ super summer living at a reasonable tinue. Furnished, 1 bedroom in Web­ en, w/w, electric heat, wooded set­ shelves, garden hose, barbeque grill. ter system, florescent lighting system,' ster House. 22 Madbury Rd. Call ting in Newmarket - $150.00 water 868-2 9 5 3 » rate! 2-bedrooms, Madbury Road, gravel, background, artificial plants, Durham. Call Margie, 868-9744. 5/10 868-7578 after 5 p.m. 5/11. and heat included. CaU: Dan 10A ornaments, and other accessories. Maple St. Apt. 316, 659-2419 5/10 Furniture for Sale: Living room, Brand new-excellent condition—retail NEED A ROOM THIS SUMMER? kitchen, bedroom furniture. In good value $80— $40 firm. Phone Kappa Sigma - 59 Main St., Westgate—new 2-bedroom apt. sublet SUMMER BOARDERS' conditio*1 hut. must se ll cheap. Mov­ 436-2335, ask for Nick. 5 /li. very reasonable rates, kitchen privi­ with fall option. No lease. Furnished WANTED $16/single, kitchen ing out West. Call Allan 749-4929 or leges, call 868-9717 or 2-1288, ask w/w carpetting, living room, kitchen, privileges,, if interested contact Mark 749-2026. 5/11. Must sell: 1969 VW bus,, new crank­ for Bill Cotton or Jim O’NeilL 5/10 available middle of May. On Kari-Van runong, Acacia Fraternity, 10-12 shaft, main & rod bearings, 3 good route. $170 month. Negotiable. tires, no appreciable body rust, needs MUi Rd. Durham, N.H. Tel. 862-1304 Need some furniture. Double bed and APARTMENT AVAILABLE in 749-2436. 5/11. - Everyone welcome. 5/11 box spring, rocking chair, living room paint job, interior is homemade Dover to sublet for the summer. Op­ chair, book case, reasonable rates. camper w/full length roof rack, lad- 4-bedroom furnished apt. centrally der. $ 8 5 0 or best offer, tion to continue lease in the fall. I Am looking for an apartment as Call Rick Pope at 749-3955. 5/11. Good location. Call 749-0377 nights. located in Dover on Kari-Van. Large weU as a roommate who seriously con­ 742-3633—keep trying. 5/11. L.R.. kitchen, wall-to-wall carpeting. siders studying, ou t is not adverse to Furniture & household items for sale. DURHAM: 2 bedroom apt. for mar­ Available June 1st. $300. heated. CaU partying. Preferably in Durham. CaU Dble-bed & large dresser /mirror, day WET SUIT: Harvey’s custom suit foi ried couple. 2 miles from campus, at 742-7908 even. 7-9. 5/11. 659-5092 leave messsage please. 5/11 bed, dishwasher, bookcases, cnrs, tab­ women. Must be 5’5”, 110-125 lbs. Phairdale Apts., cats allowed, rent les, iron board etc. Lots of plants. Attached bood, spine and knee pads. $ 1 25/m o. Call 868-2031 or 3-bedroom apt. in older home cen­ ROOMS AVAILABLE FaU semester Call Pam 862-2031,868-7318. 5/11. Farmer John pants, boots, doves. 868-9648. 5/11 ______trally located on Kari-Van in Dover. 76, low rates. Contact RoUy Janetos, $100.00 868-9760, ask for Susan. Kitchen. L.R.. and den. Available Acacia Fraternity, 10 - 12 Mill Rd. 4-sale! 1 am-fm Bendix car radio with 5 /1 1 . APT. to Sublet. Available June 1st to June 1st. $175. Heated«Call 742-7908, Tel. 822-1304 before May 20. 5/11 speaker. Perfect condition. $60 or Sept 1st. One bedroom, kitchen and eves., 7-9, 5/11, 8CfiOfiS(5fer«- Cal* 862-1589 or For Sale: 1969 Ford Maverick, 2 bathroom. .Great location on Wood­ NEWMARKET SUMMER SUBLET - 868-9850. Ask ror ai, «»»». ni o door, 23 mpg, excellent condition, man Ave. (near Coops). Rent rea- 5 /1 1 . For rent: 1-bedroom apartment in Spacious 3 rm and bath. Ideal for 1-1292. 5/11. afta-QRS0 or onable, includes all utilities. Call married couple. Garage space. Com­ S o D y n o i Dctn 9C8-RRQ7 or Newmarket, large windows, terrific pletely furnished. $30/week rent in­ 1968 Plymouth station wagon 6 cy­ 868-7139. 5/11 862-§7?2.S-5/U40/m°nth’ CaU Gary’ cludes heat and hot water. 10014 linder. New tires, brakes, alternator, HELP! Creditors closing in. jiust sell Willey Ct. Newmarket. Call Adele water pump, plugs, points, filter, 1971 VW camper. This is full factory CHICAGO ILLINOIS law student, 868-5576, 8 a.m. - 1 5/11 wipers radio and good heater. Good camper. AM - FM radio. Any reason­ wife, two children, wish to exchange condition overall. Best offer. able offer over $1,000 will be ac­ city apartment, half block from Lake SUMMER SUBLET AT Westgate WANTED : UNFURNISHED 3 -4 rm. 742-5470 or 749-3808. b /li. cepted. Mechanically sound! Must Michigan, for housing in Durham area with option to continue lease this fall. Apt Newmarket, Durham area, clean sacrifice. Call 659-2452 or 659-6363 for summer. Local phone. 772-5089. Two bedroom apt. A great location. and quiet staff member. Must allow M artin D -35 g uitar. H ard case.

SOPHOMORES-SUMMER JOBS— 8 To Chaaarrrllliiieee: May your front Johnnie - Kins - thanks for the great To the Manasquan: May your trips to seat Kissy-face continue ad infinitum To My Girl Next doof: “For the first times, you tuna! We love you. Good Dover remain as exciting and safe as weeks free room and board, plus pay. time in my life, I know what it’s like ever. 5/11. No experience needed. Must be your trucks stav in 1 piece, and your to be a happy man” - Thanks. Love, Fay and Emma. 5/11. willing to accept a physical and men­ quest for Debi, farah, G.T., Leslie Your All-American Boy. 5/11. I’m looking for an average nt. and av- tal challenge. Call ROTC Dept.- (2), .Nancy, and Sheri end success­ To Gooba; You’re going back to erage wt. sensitive warm under­ Medford, Mass; you shouldn’t worry, -862-1078. 5/10 ______fully. 5/11. Mike...and company - Have a nice standing level-headed girl to shafe an we know you’ll pass. To the one with intimate meaning full relationship. peaceful summer. After this crazy beebies for a chest, these - three years Applications now being taken for 2 To Mel-Wad: May the limited mutual freak-out year we all need it Someone who likes outdoor activities live-in tutors/counselors for fall and continue in its snob appeal, your with you have been the best. It was arid lives in the area. Any Gay Girls (especially after all he’s gone through Stoke. Scott and Stillings too, and al­ spring semesters at the Dover A Bet­ nose stay up, and your legs keep up - sorry about that!). N. & E. 5/11. out there interested? Write Box 463 ter Chance Program. Pay: room the good work for steinway. 5/11. though we have memories we’ll sure Somerworth N.H. 03878 5/11______• and board. Call Dick or Alice Creteau miss you. Wishing you nothing less ANNIE: Enjoy your summer. “I love than a wonderful future and the best Egah deadheads and everyone else for interview, 742-8260 or 742-9724 To Jock: May you find something to you!” TOMMIE 5/11. after 4 p.m. 5/10 ______complain about, your Italian icebox life ever. Congratulations!! Love - who knows, the day trippers live on run forever, your tincan Opel get a Harty, Barb, Carrie, Betty and Claud- to fight straightness one more day. new suspension, and may you realize Con - your stereo is on but it is not ia. 5 /1 1 .______egah perma-veg. 5/11. Summer job—Recreation Director/In­ that it is Saturday nite. 5/11. on and I trust it always shall be - structor to plan and supervise sum­ Trash. 5/11. Actions at the objective - Big C.O., Hey. Laurie, tennis next fall, OK? mer recreation program (including “E.P. L.’s” Brother: Thanx for the Rickybum, Dung, Columbo, space Don’t study too hard for Zoo and arts and crafts, games, sports activi­ great times. You've helped out alot. Wiscasset: It sure has been fun, along cadet, goose, OH58A. (Mulligan you have a good summer. Sue, 5/11. ties and instruction). Ability to teach Have a great summer. See you next with the bad times. I wish everyone a suck) maintain contact. Green mon­ tennis is desired, but not mandatory. fond farewell and much success. And semester. (??) You too Elaine, only ster advises that mudshark patrols are Steve: the news is out about your Apply to: Newington Recreation behave too. I’ll miss you(s) Love remember, keep drinking those beers! in the area. Capture and subdue. UN, Committee, c/o Richard Guerette, “C. B.” 5/11. applesauce dance atop the waste­ Skybird. 5/11. Roger that. Calling Louise the basket. Mott’s stock rose 27 points Airport Road, S. Newington, N.H. squeeze. Where are you louse. Come 03801, or call 436-7915. 5/10 J - Who else would write a personal on the Big Board yesterday. Trouble To Robbi Lilljedahal: May your in. Bob Reed, Bob Douglas, Joe - 1 looms ahead though as late frost ST CDENTS interested in working planes fly faster, your flights not be to you. Have a good life! Love always, Cliffe. 5/11. 6w6 yous guys more than a few could ruin this years crop. Better under an Extern, Intern, or Inde­ cancelled, your Jackson Hole retreat beers. Swany, have sighted Large stockup now and beat the rush. Re­ pendent Study Program in the fall at collapse, your New Year’s Eve party mudshark patrol moving in your dir­ member denial of guilt leads to furt­ The Creative Learning Center in be a blast, and your mums flow for­ CW - Here it is at last! Please don’t ection, coordinates corner of salad her repression of the psyche. Good ever. 5/11. fall off the toilet. Did I here you say Kittery, Maine full or part, with Florida or bust? Love, Texas girl with bar and soft spread. Five rounds H.E.' lick as you ooze through life. Sig­ children two through six-years-old. A quick on the way. Shot out. Splash - mund. 5/11. familiarity with any of the following To the lady with the name of a those big browns . 5/11. Rickybum in stilwells again this sum­ would be helpful; Montessori, British dance; You made it a great weekend. mer? Brad - Beat em up an d flame Infant Schools, American Open Class­ Can’t wait to do it again, soon. Love, To the guys downstairs: Thanks for on. Amy Beth - I owe you a million rooms, Piaget, Transactional Analy­ hugs, and stuff, Teddy Bear. 5/11. sharing our year. We’ll miss you, more apologies. UH. Big C.O. Green sis, Gestalt in Classroom, or any early shots, the hustle, MUB Pub, cheese­ monster patrol base being overrun by and. . . learning program which focuses on To Jooohhhnnn: May you buy a new cake, pipes, Mr. Carberry, “The un by mudshark patrol. Request OH- the child’s peigonal developemnt. set of valves, find a new set of LIPS, Parties”, and much more. We will 58 A medevac (please?) Acey-Deucey Mag wheels: 4 chrome slotted wheels Must be willing;and open to training. have her while she’s still nice, keep NOT, however, miss K.C. or “snag- is un-cool, we gone bye-bye. Green to fit Chevy. Two are 15-inch (deep Contact Judie Kehl, Director, at your rug clean, make a bigger ring, gin’.” Love, N. & L. 5/11. monster out. 5/11. dish) and two are 14-inch. They are (207) 439-1415 or (207) 439-9187, buckle those boots, roll in those I salute the sane half of 612 for her in excellent condition. Asking price, 5 /1 1 . ______kegs, and learn how to do it now. $140. Call 332-1324 and ask for 5 /1 1 .______unceasing patience with the half craz­ Steve. 5/11. MUSIC TEACHER or MUSICAL Per­ ed lunatic that lives in the other half. To No-mind Pearson: May your teeth son (for Fall) to work under an Ex­ To Nordie, Ventura, Big Al, Moe, and 5 /11. corrode, your chicken turn white, Summer sublet: 2 roommates needed tern, Intern, or Independent Study Mike the R.A. 1 May Camille learn to But even if you take away the wind, your mels grow larger, your clogs in sunny 3 bedroom apt. in Dover. Program to take responsibility for the drive your Vette. your subs turn ran­ and the water...it’s still the same. The burn up, your corn blossom, you end On Kari-van route. $55 mo.-children, music program at The Greatiye.Learn­ cid, the F.A.D.T.’s keep her D.T.’s, ship is yours. And the stars are still up working for Nick the Greek, and pets OK. 742-4572. Ben, Booth, or ing Center in Kittery,Maine working your LlPb never chap, and may you, there. Love, C Ralph. 5/11. may you remember to turn the page. B ob. 5 /1 1 . either part-time or full-time with kids Mike, please get soundproofing. 5/11. 5 /1 1 . two through six-years-old. A familiar­ HEY YOU - Thanks for all the times M ature, quiet female' roommate ity with any of the following would To the Mountain Man: May your you “made me smile”, and I’m sorry needed to share two bedroom apt. on be helpful; Orff, Kodaly, Montessori, chickens and rabbits remain as pro­ you had to be hurt. Believe me, you To the Haas: May your floors and Woodman Drive for the summer. British Infant Schools, American ductive as ever, your goats and cows deserve better. (Yea, you do!) Even windows ever shine, vour dishes Own bedroom, rent negotiable. Call Open Classrooms, or any early learn­ never die, your garden bloom and though “you can’t dance,” I’ll trea­ sparkle, your toilets gleam, apd may $68-5347, Sharon or Katherine, ing program which focuses on the may Garland Tyree learn to count you find Yvonne and Yvette some­ 5 /1 1 . change. 5/11. sure your friendship. All my love to child’s personal development. Must Aunt Tillie, and to my “big brother”*' where in Lincoln.'5/11. FREE - 2 female pet rats to a good be willing and open to training. Con­ Burt. 5/11. tact Judie Kehl, Director, at (207) T o J o-J o, Kath-Kath, Di-Di, and home. Equipment and food goes with Sher-Sher: May your platforms con­ them . Contact Sue, 1 Fairchild, 439-1415 or (207) 439-9187. 5/11 tinue to grow, your suntans never Corky, Hogit and Dental: It’s gonna Ricky, You never didn’t care. And 2-159$ or 868-9725. 5/11 fade, D.U. remain as exciting as ever, be hard without you this summer. nobody won’t miss you. But me most The Upward Bound Program at of all. The crabby Lady at the Home U.N.H. has an .opening for an exper­ and your appetites for good food “Like the flower needs the rain, you Wilderness experience for boys or ienced reading,. teacher to work'with never be satisfied. 5/11. know I need you. Ham’ - I know of Evelyn Pearson, 5/11. girls at established and accredited area high school students. Period of To the big half of Squabia: May you “neither one of us wants to be the Maine Sailing and canoe camps,Wide employment June 28 - Aug 6, Send first to say good-bye” I love you. To 613, 611, 610, and PS - what a variety of times, programs and trips cut your hair shorter, your boobs get “Oh gee” Crow, come home this group! Remember our trips to resume to Dan Garvey. Upward larger, your rug stay cleaner, your Sveden, Conn., Hamp., LS, Dover, specially geared to child’s experience Bound, Rosemary Lane, Durham. summer! And Nyl, keep in touch; and ability. Please call Bob 669-2098 boots stay buckled, your skis be en­ moosh! Love always, Bean. 5/11. and me being too close to ;l\ome! 5 /1 1 7______graved, and may you remain as out­ Enjoy the summer and “keep on do­ rageous as ever, even if you had to ing it!” Love, Spurt, 5/11. 1,950 International pick-up. Recently tell him so. 5/11. TO THE KIDS: the list, techy types, restored inside and out. Like new Christensen, soph. mea. techs, (in­ mechanicallv,Undercoated, no rust, organic), 4B, halloween, maddenisms, Patti and F. Saott: Shrooms Day is To the Gorilla: May Lucy stay juicy, coming and we're all going. Let’s take no dents. $1195 or Best offer. Can be personals Marylou find another rock ana roll party contracts, beach, 2C pervs, vil­ seen in front of Westgate Apts., lage, the closet, bodies, kegs, sico and off with a blast, forget the past, get star, Grandmothers remain as seduc­ totally gassed, and be free at last. Dover, or Call 749-2631. 5/11 riEY, you IRISH WILDCAT, Silence tive as ever, the Nasties spit nails, car­ bruce, sundecks, 7:15 coffee, birth­ js Golden BUT throw a pass with days, peep and sheep, d.g., Berliners, Gonna miss ya after that. F’Arts. Artists—Looking for a place to sell riage rides in the park remain a bar­ 5 /1 1 .______your talented torso or tackle me if gain, and may you find your leather Laramore, bowlers, Dylan(?), Ply­ your work? I’m opening a Gallery mouth, S.C., gibson, banging, roo­ you are 73. A beer to celebrate the in B razil. 5 /1 1 .______Big Brown Eyes: Sorry it took four Store in Lincoln, N;H. and will take knee, right. 5/11 mmates, neighbors and foremost the work on consignment. For more info - To Stoke 8 women: will miss you all 6th floor...I’ll miss you. Take Care. long years for this! Hope you’re not call Wayne, 868-6169. 5/10. but will catch you at the slums in Love, Karen (Mom D.) 5/11. disappointed that ;tt’s only from me. VATER PINCE, hier ist Ihre very Sept. with ant women and Fruitbowl Thanks for all the love and friend­ own personliche announce im Lady. Don’t be scared. Much love, To Nancy, Carrie and Fleck, April ship. Love from a former chuooette Deutsch! Es Greut mich class Ihre J.L. and J.W. 5/11. *' showers bring May flowers. Remem­ ana a future charmer. Love “CW” BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY for grad­ neve Arbeit geht gutund dass Sie sind ber, we love you. LJC,JE and BG 5 /1 1 .______uates and students looking for full or zufriedt. -Hier ist to ein successful M.W. - “See you Stoke Side, Stillings 5 /1 1 . part time work. We have an Excellent Segel Jahrzeit! nrinhern sich: Segel es Hall.” Doing what?? Hope the deep To my Sunshine: Thanks for the opportunity for you to be in business eben! Sein Liebchen, Alice. 5/11 sea fishing is better next year. Maybe To my goomba, we are going to have good times and the Boa. Love you for yourself distributing nationally inwot, Collection needed immediately that “boy-catching” outfit is the key. a wonderful life together, love, Wak'a and your fingernails! ILY, The known, environmental products. You Will buy or rent u p i u t o Turn in that broken hockey stick for .5/11. Cryptic message Writer. 5/11. choose the hours and the area in will pay good money - need them a harpoon. B .r., r.r., w.w.c., j . . .. a which you wish to work. A sincere desperately. Contact Chris Nielson at J.W . 5 /1 1 . HEY UNH! Had an excellent time Gigc - hpro’s to shooting bunnies, desire to work with people, and your A.G.R. 868-9859 or 862-1306 for this year. Good school, good parties, being incognito, the beacn at 4 a.m., own tran.3porta.tion nppp«sarv. Your details. 5/11 Men of 3C - Thank you for the best good people! Great knowing girls in tennis racket guitars, Kahwas, and income commensurate with your am­ four years of my life. You’ve all been Hetzel, guys in Englehardt, and espec­ my plant book. What can I say - bition. Call Ross or Sib Allen in great to me, first as a friend and per­ ially a guy in Dover. A Californian. thanks roomie. 5/11. Northwood for further information, Anyone wishing to donate to the son and second as your R.A. for the 5 /1 1 . and appointment: 942-8294. Warren R. Brown Memorial Scholar­ past two years. No matter what I do ship on behalf of his graduating class, next year. I’ll never forget any of please contact Nancy Osborne you. Good luck in the future. K.S. 2-1677 or send contributions to Stil- 5 /1 1 . lings 897. 5/11 To my California Sunshine: You’ve “Rabec” will be a mother in late Au­ made all the difference. How can I gust/early September. Anyone inter­ thank you? Think of me now and Want to reach isummer students? ested in giving a good home to one of| then and remember tne love we her pups (Va Irish setter, Va Golden share. Love always, Magic. 5/11. Retriever) call Paul at 659-2700. T f c a 1 1 • 5 /1 1 .______Eeyore: These three semesters have been the best! Thanks for everything To Martin and LeMay: May the I’ll really miss you. Some night we’ll rut a class ad in our dynam ic duo never separate, do a train. Can I have visiting rights Seagrams go broke, beer continue to to Josh? Keep a six-pack cold. Con­ flow, MG’S fall apart, and may the gratulations and good luck* Don’t do Chi O and DZ chicks continue to give anything I wouldn’t do! Love, Tigger. you headaches.5/II 5 /1 1 . SP ECIAL summer issue! Lyn: It’s been super! You’re great as Martha, Sally, Kim, Tracy, Cindy, a roomie! Have a good summer. Migs, Bryce, Larry - Thanks for mak­ Please visit. I’ll see you next semes­ ing the last one the BEST one! Mid­ Coming c>ut in June ter. Take care, best of luck, and God night adventures and talks, Pledge Bless. Love, Skybird 5/11 dances, Wednesday nights, vodka and senior drinking. You’re all pretty Frank: Italian and Irish are definitely special. Indiana isn’t far. Happiness a good combination. And you know, to you. Keep smiling and dancing. All class ads due t his Thursday, May 13 I don’t hate you! I’m still trying to The Greek. 5/11. laugh. Have a happy summer—see you in September. 5/11 Partner In Crime: So I says to the guy (what a Hunk!) let’s go to Maine Everyone: Don’t forget all the fun; at 2 a.m. (you’ll never see him again). mudfights Meme, Florida, Cape Cod, Yea, uh-huh, sure pal. We had a the Mayflower, parties with Cather­ change of heart before the watertight ine, Allgaier and I, Bove’s fart, but after our “greatest triumph.” pre-paid class ad form Shawn’s belches, Steve’s bike, the Life’s a Hass-le. get psyched - the Bunker, Monday nights, the face, summer’s short. Final total - 33 (Got­ everybody who made it so special. ta love that). Luv, Lynn. 5/11. Look out 8A! Until next year- -T im .5 /1 1 T. Bread, our California’girl- “you’re such a cutie” Hall and Oates; the TO READ AS FOLLOWS: Dear Beth: Thanks for helping me Four Corners; the talking “watered through M ontreal. See you in waves” of college woods; army hel­ Morocco! I will miss- you. Patti—PS. met and electrodes; Bri, Lynn and Watch those pygm ies!!!5/ll phone bills; the bearded artist and the organic necklace; Italy - tell us To the Mungus: When you shake it to about the Sistine Chapel. Don’t for­ the top, I hope you don’t end up get your “ Home Sweet Home.” squeezing it all nite (p.s.—Keep it out Thanks for bringing sunshine and of your ear).5/ll love into our lives. Be happy and stay beautiful. Love, Kare, Sioux, Kath, Anyone who has the full notes for Nance, Anne and Peggy. 5/11. Films 596, you drink free beer while we copy them. Call 2-1306 or To Mr. P.S.I.A.: May your feet come 868-9859 and ask for Coons, Chase, apart, your license plates rust, your Buntoast or the Whale. 5/11. .furniture break, and may your see Freshmen Camp Counselors Poster light from under her thumb.5/11. Ready-Pick up Devine 318. Have a great summer. The XXs Yoo Holmes: May you own a PLEASE PRINT MUST BE PREPAID (868-5868)5/11 Mustang II with 4 square wheels, your sheets be shining bright, your Patti, was at Ramada last nite ventures to Chi O prove more suc­ FIRST INSERTION: $1.00 for 30 words or less; $.50 for each 15 w ords extra. thought of nite I met you - then to cessful than Squat’s, and your know­ Johns, N.Y. st., FP, CC, the top of a ledge of law surpass that of Jock’s on lo b ste r b o a t, a v.w. van a n d o th e r in- life. 5/11. ______EACH CONSECUTIVE INSERTION: $.25 Maximim number of runs: 6. eresting places. A zillion hours, a mil­ lion beers, a thousand laughs a hun­ To Heritage Hill no. 58: May your dred women, a f(%w Joints and I still bugs fly high and your dogs pee low, Telephone numbeis and dates count as one word, hyphenated w ords count as two. wonder about you! Call me! 5/11. and may your ventures with no- 55 prove more fruitful than your walks Ode to tne Wonders - Alas, Swoop on the cliffs. 5/11.______Mistakes on our part merit one additional run. and Steve bid a fond adieu to the mighty wonders and wonderettes Heartbreak - Hotel Final Message Let­ too. We teamed, toiled and tallied for ter. ToJ Da Pres. From: Imp. Re: Arnt. encl.: TO R U N TIMES. victory united staying steadfast and what is reality? — Whatever’s somut- sturdy whenever we were smited. A ual is what gets it so Intense. Will you toast to the Wonders for a life long beam some when you see Smoopy on Make checks payable to: The New Hampshire, Rm. 151. Memorial Union. and successful. And a reminder that his heart? When it was good it was victory means to have one more glass­ very very good. I wonder too, but ful!. 5/11. then I smile. 5/11. J PAGE TWELVE THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 Durkin didn't stay, but you just might

By Marilyn Hackett When the Durkin - Wyman pointing on the picture window Dylan songs and made fun of old son’s. Maybe the posters in the hall­ election dispute was finally set­ at the front of the bar is actually sixties Top 40 hits. Not that you’ve got to be a way will make up the difference. tled last year, John Durkin the recent creation of co-owner Last time in, Stewart Prue and boozer to be comfortable at the There’s one for a lecture on Bud- vacated the premises at 27 Plea­ Steve McHenry. Charlie Archie who call them­ Crossing (not that anyone will dist Pyschology, one announcing sant Street in downtown Ports­ In fact, the whole place had a selves the Duck Blind were doing interfere with you if you get a canoe race offered by the mouth for fairer ground in Wash­ drastic overhaul before it opened some ragtime tunes. Archie says quietly into your cups either). Windham Lions Club, another ington, D.C. last December. Says owner they specialize in 1926-1932 There’s a pot of hot coffee in original 1917 poster over the bar Following in the steps of Dufault, “We probably painted country blues, gospel ana the corner, hot chocolate, soda, with Uncle Sam telling you to, greatness came three young men it orange because the walls were minstrel songs, and ragtime by a and iced tea to be had. Hearty “Be patriotic - sign your count­ with pleasure on their minds. pink when we came here.” lot of the earliest black musi­ sandwiches, too - ham, roast ry’s pledge to save food”. Art Dufault, Steve McHenry, At any rate, it’s nice to be in cians. beef, turkey, pastrami, etc. - at Just sitting around you can and Brooks Carter (a big black bar that deviates from the old Lord knows what you’ll find reasonable prices. soak up a little culture along man, probably not related to red and black, dimly lit, sleazy each time in, but it’s sure The only disappointment in with your beer, too. Art exhibits Jimmy) moved in' on Pleasant atmosphere. The carrot orange enough bound to be different. being there will be discovered on the walls give the Common Street and called their bar-coffee- walls are complimented with Like the beer. Owner Dufault, after you’ve had too much beer Crossing a new look every three house the Common Crossing. royal blue tablecloths drapped with a round, cheery face and a or hot chocolate. weeks. The establishment was named over cafe tables, crawling with barber shop mustache, knows all The graffiti artists have tried, Drop by late some night. Mid­ after Johnathan’s crossing, in spider plants, bluesy music, and about imported beers. For in­ but they have been disappoint­ night often finds the Common memory of the voyage of the good vibes. stance, St. Pauli Girl and Becks ing. The best example so far is Crossing crowded, Bob Johnson first ship to bring settlers to First time in, there was a beer are both brewed in Bremen, from Timothy Leary, “In every (the old black dude who hangs Portsmouth. Have a little history guitar playing trio called The Germany. Pilsner’s, a Czechoslo­ man there was a poet, who died out at the Stone Church) singing with your beer! Beathouse Friends doing some vakian beer, is smooth and light. young, leaving only the man.” a few blues during the band’s From the outside the Crossing folksy, blue-grass music. Next Krakus, a Polish beer, is crass. Stone Church graffiti probably break, Theater By the Sea looks like it may have been time ’round at the Crossing, I Foreign beer is $1.10 for a treat, still takes the cake, but give the people in a corner, more people around since horse and buggy caught a sly little fellow named and domestic beer ranges from Common Crossing time - it’s switching tables just to say hello days. But the old fashioned Bill Morrison who sang Bob $.60 for draft to $.90 for Mol- only been in town four months. to new folks - real friendly like. Serendipity- an unexpected pleasure By C. Stephen Holt variety of subjects. choppy, but the feeling was And here I was, getting used It’s really odd, but I often there. And “Archie Knows Best” to reading Catalyst. The April is­ won’t read anything that deals tended to drag. sue was pretty good, but the last with a subject 1 have no interest But, just because one reviewer one that came out was painful to in, but after starting a few of finds minor fault with three read. Then the Speech and Dra­ these stories, I found that they pieces in a 64-page literary jour­ ma Department comes out with were wortn the trouble. It is said nal doesn’t mean you shouldn’t Serendipity• an unexpected that any subject can be interest­ read it. I could easily find more pleasure. ing, if presented well, and the things to criticize on the front To the uninitiated, Serendip­ staff of Serendipity obviously page of the Union Leader and ity may read like who’s who knows this. look how many people buy th at. from The New Hampshire, and I really have very little interest Unfortunately, as it stands the heavy hand of Tracey Weiss in men’s groups, the CIA, or sex­ now, many people aren’t going may be evident (women’s issues ism on TV, but what interest I to get a chance to read Serendip­ are her thing). But Patti Hart’s do have has been broadened due ity. There aren’t enough copies. article was written before the to stories by Timothy Malarkey, Unless you got in on the ground idea of Serendipity was even Lois Harmon, and Steve floor, you may be out of luck. broached, and, let’s face it, The Dimodica. Ms. Weiss even had to ask me New Hampshire has some good Of course, Serendipity does where she could bet a copy, and writers, so why not draw on have some problems, but for a she was the advisor. Many, many their talent. crew that was trying this for the thanks to you, C. Ralph, I’m This magazine does display a first time they are minor. C, hanging on to mine for dear life. generous amount of it. The arti­ Ralph Adler said that his article And people keep wandering in cles run the gamut from Hart’s about Star Trek could have been and out of here, asking us if we story of pride and prejudice in better, and I have read better, know where to get one. Sure Beantown, to a treatise on alter­ but it is nonetheless a very per­ would be nice to see about native architecture by John sonal piece by a person who 5,000 more copies lying around Crowley, Serendipity’s editor, does get involved. Who can ask Power Alley. and poems by Eric Szatz and for more? It may have taken all year for Catherine Weeks. In between are Claudia Defosses’ music article Serendipity to reach us, but for some very interesting, informa­ didn’t really let me guess what that kind of quality, I s&y it’s pre—viewtive. and ■well-written pieces on a was coming, and was a bit too well worth the wait. If you thought last week was had, this week will disgust you. Best bet is to skip Sorry about that right to Friday’s programming. It’s all on television, anyway.

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An hour of illusions with Doug Henning, star of Get your hankies out for Brian’s Song, with James Broadway’s The Magic Show . 8 p.m. on Channel 4. Caan and Billy Dee Williams. Ch. 5 and 9 at 8.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 12 Also at 8 is Dracula-Prince o f Darkness, with Christopher Lee. Ch 56. Chariots o f the Gods? Documentary exploring Erich von Daniken’s theories about space visitors. Return to Earth stars C liff Robertson as Buzz Channel 4 at 8. Aldrin. The story of his life after the Apollo splashdown. Ch. 5 and 9 at 9:30. THURSDAY, MAY 13 Okay, glitter gooks, David Bowie is on the Boris K arloff in The Man They Could Not Hang. Midnight Special, with Marianne Faithful. The Sculpture pictured on page 15 in the Friday, Channel 5 at 2:30 a.m. Ch 4 at 1 a.m. May 7 issue is by Jeanne Hyland, not by Kathy Hayes. We sincerely regret the error. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 PAGE THIRTEEN Make Pousette-Dart dreams are made of

them By Casey Holt in my mind. This stuff is just so easy, the kind of music that you I think I’ve found it. Been want to have playing in the an looking for something to take background when you watch the the place of America’s H oliday sun come up. album and It's a B eautiful Day Pousette-Dart has a very nice for all those late night crashes, voice that just seems to flow offer / lying on my bed, staring at the with the music, and the rest of ceiling, and thinking of ..JPou- the Johns in the band make By Vicki Schoonover ready to present to the audience backup group of Latin singers, sette-Dart Band is the one. beautiful music together (There “ Proposition: a plan or what they came to see... im­ her cousins. She sings about how The album has been played are three; Pousette-Dart, John scheme suggested for accep­ promptu entertainment. in Brazil, “we have beaches and around here for a while, but Troy, and John Curtis. Only tance.” (The American Heritage Jack Blessing explains to the bikinis and lots of (all together somehow I never got around to Allison Cook’s name has been Dictionary of the english Lan­ a u d ie n c e w hat the group is now) Ethnic Purity.” The sing­ listening to it, or even hearing all changed to...). guage) Can a theatrical group about to do. They take proposi­ ing is done in mock Spanish and of one song for that matter. “Dancer” and “Woman in My perform successfully on proposi­ tions from the audience on a Portuguese with the piano Missed all the concerts, too. Dreams” conjure up visions of / tions? wide range of topics, put them pounding out a heavy Latin Well, lacking anything to do a white-clad ballerinas moving The Proposition Theater of all together and create musical rhythm . few nights ago, I borrowed gracefully in the darkness. And Inman Square, Cambridge does skits and pantomimes. The mem­ The show continues with more someone’s copy, stuck it on the there is so much more; “All and has been for the past eight bers of the audience all have impromptu skits done on com­ turntable, stretched out on the Your Lonely Hours” and years. Their theater is small, cards with a list of catagories to binations of ideas from the audi­ bed, and fell asleep. And right “There’s Been a Mistake” and seating only 150. It is packed last few seconds oeiore the ball ence such as A Headache, after I woke up I put it back on. others floated through my room every Friday and Saturday night is thrown. Kaboom! He gets her Mother-Daughter Relationship, I gave it a few points for even casting an hypnotic spell. when the group performs their and the group goes into a foot­ and the letter K; a word being somnambulistic, since “What Can I Say” keeps run­ specialty, impromtu musical ball lineup before the audience (enigma), a sentence using the sleep doesn’t come easy to me. ning around in my head. Dum, pantomimes. has time to clap their apprecia­ word (the bringing together of Listening on,. I was overcome de dum dum. Excuse me, The cast of four actors, from tion. your individual body movements by a need to go out, find a girl, people, I’m going to go see if the group, Jack Blessing, The two centers glare at each and your thoughts is an enigma and hold her in my arms while I that friend will lend me his Heather Reynolds, Japes Emer­ other, mouthing curses and ob- to me), and another word, help. traveled through fields of roses album again. son and Ann Jordon, started senities. 22, 71, 68, hike! A few As each new set of proposi­ their performance with a re­ yards are gained and the players tions was given to the actors the hearsed skit called “The Ball get back into formation .Another audience waited in quiet antici­ Game”. Piano music by Tom mouth match between the cen­ pation to see what the group Christensen, was played to fit ters and then a fight! Not for would do. Never were they dis­ the performance and the differ­ long because the group is now appointed. The actors immerse c ent moods and actions of the aid in suggestions. themselves in each skit and came skit. Blessing asks for a moral issue out with enormously funny lines. E <111 A bowler lifts his imaginary from the audience and gets Since they were all unrehearsed, HILL IN NEWMARKET ball, eyes the pins which are dis­ “hair”. He asks for three col­ the skits had a freshness and guised as three actors on their leges and gets Toulane, Sarah Law­ vivacity to them that kept the knees, and throws that baby rence, and UNH. What can be whole theater on the edge of down the lane for a nine pin done with that? Voila! “The their seats. May 11-12 Sweet Pie knock out. The tenth sways and Tedium Show” appears on stage The size of the theater also dips as it rolls its eyes in fear. It complete with interviewer and helped to create a feeling of “All May 13 Ted Brown-Tony Zano Quartet rignts itseir ana smiles at the three college ctudontq dieouccing for r»no anH one for all” between M a y bowler. the moral issue of hair. the players and the audience. We 14-15 For No Apparent Reason The bowler, angry now and A type of purity? Ethnic. A helped the actors out and they May 18-19- Chris Rhodes determined to get that last pin woman’s name? Eileen. A coun­ entertained us in the best way for a spare, aims once again. try? Brazil. Now what? A Brazil­ they knew how. Definitely a May 20 Greg Balphany Quintet There is a staring match between ian singer played by Reynolds, good place to go to be enter­ the pin and the bowler in the Carmen Miranda style, and a tained.

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A recent report concerning athletics here at UNH recommends Final women’s many changes in the present programs. Some of these changes YC Baseball include a downgrading of financial emphasis on hockey, basket­ lacrosse scoring ball and football, and an upgrading of minor sp >rts, individual UConn 5-1 .833 recreation and women’s programs. Maine 6-2 .750 UMass 3-3 .500 This reporter has no qualms with improving the quality of UNH 2-6 .250 Yaghjian 29 women’s programs or minor sports, but the changes might URI 2-6 .250 Parrish 27 develop into a situation similar to the following: Flaherty 14 I learned an extremely shocking bit o f info today. Sanborn 11 W heatley 9 It seems that ten years ago, in 1976, UNH athletics were quite V alicenti 3 different than they are now, in 1986„ DePrefontaine 2 An antiquated professor told me that this university used to be URI 4 UNH 3 V incent 2 URI 1200100 46 Knight 1 a Division I hockey school. He said that one year, which he Didio 1 believed to be 1975, we were one o f the top four Division II fo o t­ UNH 2100000 38 Ham m on 1 ball schools in the entire nation. Zabilski and Reichler; Kouloris and MacDonald; WP-Zabilski, LP-Kouloris Team scoring; I looked for his seemingly unbelievable information in the goals for 100 record books. It’s true. We once, had those things. goals against 23 Then I remembered that hockey coach Gordie Clark had played on the 1974 first place team, back when Clark vyas an All- UNH 10 URI 8 American for UNH. “ It’s hard to believe that this school had one o f the best hockey URI 2 0 1 1 2 0 2 8 9 5 teams in the country, especially when you look at this year’s UNH 1 2 0 1 4 2 x 10 8 1 Division III team,” said Clark. Clark, Dupont and Schmonsees; UNH scores White and Hennessey; WP-White Clark replaced Charlie Holt, who guided the Wildcats to the LP-Dupont playoffs every year except two since his start as head coach in 100th goal 1968. He elected to leave UNH in 1980 after Boston University’s head coach Jack Parker left for the pros. Parker had piloted the Terriers to six straight Division I championships. Holt took over in 5-5 tie Parker’s job, and has led BU to the national championship in four 1976 Football schedule of the last six years. LACROSSE Anyway, our Division III hockey team has made the play-offs continued from page 16 Sept. 11 Holy Cross away this year, even with an expanded twelve game schedule. The *18 Boston Univ. home was helped by the conditions.” athletic director said she had to cut down on women’s field 25 Dartmouth away Yaghjian led her team with hockey recruiting to add the extra two games to the schedule. A Oct. 2 Connecticut home three goals while Molly Parrish financial cutback. Big deal. We made the play-offs fo r the and Beth Wheatley each record­ 9 Maine -Homecoming fourteenth straight year, only to lose the opening round game for 16 Central Connecticut away ed one. These five scores are far the fourteenth straight time. 23 Northeastern away below UNH’s previous game 30 West Chester away average of 16 goals. The football club played East Jockstrap State last weekend. Nov. 6 Rhode Island home The big season scorer for UNH The gridders utilized their 13 man squad to its best ability, but 13 Massachusetts away with 29 points was Yaghjian. the Itch from Jockstrap clobbered the Wildcats 38-7. Parrish followed with 27 while Meanwhile, the women have announced that Bertha Backhand, Dodi Flaherty recorded 14 goals. a high school tennis whizz from Sacramento, California, has been The Wildcats still had an unde­ heavily recruited and is leaning towars UNH in her choice for col­ feated season, though ending lege. She w ill have a chance to backbone next year’s tennis team, with a tie in its 6-0-1 record and whirh u/pnt all thp way to the national finals last year. marring a near-perfect season. Rugby continues to be the big men’s sport on campus, but the “I’m not disappointed with a Raeder stars in playoffs tie,” Flaherty said. “We have al­ ruggers can’t find the competition they want, mainly because no ways played well compared with one in New England w ill play them except the small clubs around other teams. That has been more here. Former UNH hockey star Cap Raeder led the New England important. We have always been The ruggers will have to settle for another undefeated season, Whalers of the World Hockey Association to a 4-1 victory over the Houston Aeros. strong and this year we got to outscoring their opponents 256-16 in four lopsided games. UNH prove it in the statistics. Raeder came up with several big saves as the Whalers took a 2-1 remains the only university in New England with an inter­ lead in games. “ The season was terrific,” collegiate rugby team. It was the sixth win for the former All-American in ten games. commented Sally Knight. “It Individual recreation continues to keep every student busy. The was tiring to play so many games Raeder lost his shut out when Mark Howe scored at 16:30 of expanded tennis courts now reach from the field house all the in succession but it didn’t give us the third period. way to Route 4, with lighting for all-night play. a chance to lose our concentra­ tion. Hood House has been kept busy with 40 cases o f exhaustion YC title to be decided Saturday “I wish we could have won, ju s t this week, due to the extended play in an all-week but even if we had lost a game tournament that was non-stop. the season would have been Cowell Stadium is a great place to spend a Tuesday night, URI and UMass split a doubleheader Sunday. The Rams won great because of the together­ playing beano with 13,000 people. I also heard that football used the first game 5-3 and UMass took the second game 4-0, behind ness and spirit on the team,” to be played there. Now the field is used for rugby, women’s field the one-hit pitching of Jeff Reardon. said Knight. The win by URI eliminated UMass’s chances for a tie for the hockey and women’s lacrosse, enough activity to keep any field Yaghjian added, “I’ve never busy with action. Yankee Conference title. been so emotionally involved The Minutemen can still be the spoiler, however. If they win Figure skating has become a popular individual recreation. The with a team as I’ve been with one game in Saturday’s doubleheader against UConn, the Huskies new hours for this week in Snively Arena for open figure skating this one. Everyone was suppor­ would have to settle for a tie with Maine. If UConn sweeps then include Sunday through Thursday, 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Friday’s have tive.” the title will be theirs. been declared hockey days. The women’s team and the men’s This is the second undefeated season for Coach Rilling; the first team split the rink and practice for their games on Saturday Improvements in Yale’s athletics one was two years ago. mornings at 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. respectively. “It’s hard to have an unde­ Saturday afternoons are reserved for the Figure Skating Club. feated season,” she said. “As the I also heard that in 1977, basketball was dropped as an An in-house study of Yale University’s athletic program says year goes on, your opposition intercollegiate sport in hopes to strengthen other sports. administrators must take emergency action to stem the school’s develops extra desire to beat Why did we make all these changes? Can you imagine, one o f “present drift toward mediocrity’** you. The season has been tre­ the top hockey teams in the nation, a football team going to the The report urges a $5 million addition to the gymnasium, m endous, though. We got 100 national play-offs? All the other schools in New England streamlining of the athletic department, elimination of coaching points which must be a record spots by initiating multi-sport coaching, downgrading some sports for seven games for any school.” concentrate on those sports, but UNH has taken some really from varsity to club status, shorter' coaching contracts with This year’s seniors have played successful programs o f the past and pulled them apart to give greater emphasis on performance and parity of women’s sports several seasons of lacrosse and more financial consideration to all interests, with men’s. have ended their college careers I went back to the professor who had originally informed me of Other recommendations by the commission include a with improved speed and skill the programs o f ten years ago. I asked him why the administra­ restructuring of the athletic department giving the athletic “ Flaherty, Yaghjian, and tion o f UNH had made so many changes, and knocked down so director hiring and firing power. The new director would report Knight were really outstanding many good programs to ma-ke everyone happy. to the Yale secretary on budget matters and to the president on during the season,” commented “ I guess they never heard the old saying,” he said. “ You can policy. Rilling. “Dodi is one of the most please some o f the people all o f the time, and all o f the people Three associate athletic directors to oversee sports for men and consistent players I’ve had. It some o f the time, but not all of the people all o f the tim e.” women and to oversee intramural and club sports and business was fitting that Susy scored the matters would also be added. 100th goal as she has been out­ He Was right. UNH may have tried to please all the interests of “If the only responses to this report are token changes in standing in offense. all the students, but I crave the excitement o f a Division ! hockey personnel and fine readjustment in programs, Yale’s present drift “I think the team has learned game, and the thousands of people screaming at a home football toward mediocrity will accelerate algebraically,” says the 56-page from these players. This is the game. review. best team I’ve ever had.” I am not pleased. PAGE SIXTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY MAY 11, 1976 Wildcat baseball finale is today By Mike Minigan a game like Saturday’s first one ched the distance for URI allow­ route for UNH finished off the ing “excellent ball” according to The Wildcat baseball team by a single run. We had three ing eight hits. Joe Poletto hit a Rams in the seventh inning after Conner, though winless, he wraps up its season today as the chances to win that game, but two run homer and scored three making things exciting by giving should have the inside track to team travels to Plymouth State the bats died with men on base.” runs to pace the Ram hitting at­ up a tw 3 run pinch hit hom er to start the second game. , for one final doubleheader. In that game, the Wildcats tack. Zabilski. It was White’s first win The Cats have run into person­ Steve Wholley will go after his held onto a 3-3 tie into the fifth The second game turned into a of the season to go with his six nel problems though. After the fourth win of the campaign in inning only to have a possible slugfest with the lead swapping losses. loss of Tim Gowen earlier in the the opener and Coach Ted Con­ chance at victory slip away as hands almost every inning. As for today in Plymouth, season, today the team will be ner will come back with either the Rams picked up the winner After two URI runs in the first Conner feels confident that the without first basemen Mitch Steve Margetts, Dave Rider or on two walks, a sacrifice, and a inning, Burke brought the Wild­ Cats can sweep but noted that Griffin and Russ Pembroke. Ray Gravel in the nightcap. run scoring single by winning cats back into the game with his Plymouth came to Durham a Pembroke suffered a hand injury The Wildcats notched their pitcher Ed Zabilski. second inning home run over year ago “with only an average in last w eek’s action. fifth consecutive doubleheader The Cats had picked up their everything in left. Poletto team and came away with a “We have to find a first base­ split last Saturday against URI. runs in the first inning on a two matched that with his second split.” man in only one day of prac­ The Rams won the first game run triple by Jeff Whitty, and in homer of the day in the third Conner also added that while tice,” Conner concluded. “Mitch 4-3 and the Cats came back to the second inning on Tim inning. But the Cats picked up the team’s hitting has been im­ has three finals on Wednesday take the nightcap 10-8. Burke’s run-delivering triple. four big runs in the fifth on two proving, the “pitching has also and won’t make the trip and “We’ve shown tremendous Dean Koulouris allowed the hits, two walks and two errors. been good enough to keep us in Russ hurt his hand badly enough improvement over the last Rams six hits on the afternoon They put the game away with these one run ball games.” to keep him out of action. So month,” coach Conner said yes­ but issued seven walks which two more in the sixth. With Steve Margetts playing in we’ll try a few people and see terday. “But it’s irritating to lose proved costly. Zabilski also pit­ Tom White who pitched the his last Wildcat game and pitch­ what we can come up with.”

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Miss perfect season UNH stickwomen salvage 5-5 tie By Sharon Lavertu “The team really wanted to It was almost all over. reach the 100 goal mark,” Yag­ The UNH women’s lacrosse hjian said. “I would have loved team was not only one game to have won the game but I’m short of being undefeated, it was glad we didn’t lose it.” also only five goals short of sco­ The conditions Saturday were ring 100 goals for the season, a as defeating for UNH as for number never reached before by Middlebury. the UNH team. Mud was several inches thick All. of that, however, was al­ and the players slipped when pi­ Wildcat catcher Jim MacDonald dives back into third base m recent action against Dartmouth. The most lost Saturday when the voting. UNH had to run up a slo­ Wildcats close out their season today in a doubleheader against Plymouth State College. (Dennis Wildcats played Middlebury Col­ ping field against a strong wind Giguere photo) lege. during the second half. It was UNH had tried to get into sco­ like running on a treadmill and ring position throughout the the Wildcats could only score game but it was continually frus­ once. trated either by its own errors or Middlebury, with its agressive Bowes to work on defense by Middlebury’s strengths. With checking and defense, controlled only two minutes left in the the ball in the last half and By Mark Radwan left side of the defensive line. a long time. Allen had an out­ game, UNH was behind 5-4 and was able to overcome a 4-3 UNH Cappadona then outraced every­ standing season last fall as a on the verge of a loss. half-time lead. Last Saturday’s Blue-White one to the end zone for the 27 sophomore. Wholley has been Then Susy Yaghjian caught a “The conditions nullified the football scrimmage involving the yard score. given the number two ranking at pass in the Middlebury territory. strong points of our team, name­ UNH Wildcat varsity squad cul­ “We had several injuries at cer­ quarterback over Langway. She ran around the goal and flip­ ly speed and quick ball pick-up,” minated spring practice. UNH tain positions,” said Bowes. “ Rod is an outstanding ped the ball over her shoulder in­ commented coach Jean Rilling, head coach Bill Bowes was “ Those positions couldn’t be athlete,” said Bowes. “We will to the net. UNH had salvaged a “Middlebury had good skill and pleased with some of the indivi­ worked on because the players try some switching around in 5-5 tie and had scored its 100th dual performances, but inade­ couldn’t participate in spring hopes of getting him onto the goal. LACROSSE, page 15 quate strength at some positions practice.” starting team.” left him only “moderately Mark Etro and Dick Duffy are UNH will be strong in talent pleased” with the team’s pro­ two lettermen Bowes will count and depth at the tailback posi­ gress. on heavily to bolster the defen­ tion. Bill Burnham leads a list of “I am not satisfied with our sive secondary. They both four candidates. The others are progress at some positions,” said missed spring practice because of Cappadona, Dave Loehle and Bowes yesterday, “We have knee injuries. Bill Hagan. firmed up at some positions, like Archie Iodice, a leading can­ Iodice and John Buckley will running back and defensive sec­ didate for the fullback position, battle for the number one full­ ondary, but defensive tackle and also missed because of an injury. back position. outside linebacker are still not Back-up quarterback Steve Tight end is a position th at firm .” Wholley is a regular on the UNH Bowes says will be “ o k ay ”. Bill For what it may be worth, baseball team, therefore missing Wharff and Gary DeStefano will quarterback Rod Langway util­ practice. Bruce Huther, Jeff alternate there. ized his running ability to lead Hegan and Jim Martin all missed T h e offensive line is back­ the White squad to a 12-6 vic­ practice frequently. boned with experience. Grady tory over the Blues. Charlie Mac Mahon, a letter- Vigneau, John Merrill, Glen Langway used all-star tailback man from last year’s 9-3 squad, Liset and Wayne Smith are the Bill Burnham as an effective has been assured one of the out­ front four blockers, with junior decoy in setting himself up for side linebacker positions. At the Paul Tengberg replacing All- many opposite side runs, includ­ other slot, Dave Kahn is the American Kevin Martell at cen­ ing several which drove the number one candidate. Jeff ter. Whites deep into Blue territory Hegan was expected to chal­ With several lettermen gradu­ late in the game. lenge, but an injury has slowed ating from the defensive corps, Burnham bulled over the Blue his progress. which won so many games for goal line from four yards away Joe Marinelli and Regan Mac- UNH last season, some holes will with 1:04 left, making the final Carthy are the two upper class­ score 12-6. men looking to tie down the two have to be filled. Outside line­ The Blues had tied the game defensive tackle positions, but backer and defensive tackle are 6-6 on the last play of the third they are being pushed by Bill the concerned areas. Offensively, quarter. Logue, Don Wolfarth, Dave Dur- the Wildcats look to be a strong Quarterback Jeff Allen handed kee and Dave Kelly. team this coming fall. Burnham UNH’s Camille Vincent draws a bead on Dartmouth attacker in a off to tailback George Cappa- Offensively, Jeff Allen will be and Allen will lead an experi­ recent game. The stickwomen finished up their season with a 5-5 dona, who broke through the the number one quarterback for enced group of scorers. tie against Middlebury. (Dennis Giguere photo)