Melbourne Programme Guide

MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE

Sunday 29th November 2009

06:00 am Mass For You At Home WS G Enjoy Mass in the comfort of your own home.

06:30 am Hillsong With Brian Houston WS G Religious Program

07:00 am Totally Wild (Rpt) CC C WS Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna with the Totally Wild team.

07:30 am Pearlie CC C Bongo Boy / Prickly Friends It's magic in the city with Pearlie, a colourful comedy about a fashionable, urban fairy.

08:00 am Meet The Press CC WS Network Ten's premier political program. Join Paul Bongiorno as he interviews the main players on the Australian public affairs stage, and covers the issues making news in Federal politics.

08:30 am Great Australian Run WS Great Australian Run 2009 Everyday Aussies will run side by side their heroes, such as Benita Johnson and Craig Mottram, in this 15km circuit around the scenic landmarks of Melbourne beginning and ending in Albert Park.

10:00 am Video Hits PG Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy' Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classic tunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.

12:00 pm IFish WS G Providing tips and information for the beginner fisherman, right through to the hard-core fishing enthusiasts. Everything you need to know about the world of fishing. Hosted by Paul Worsteling.

01:00 pm CFC Sports Awards WS Sports Performer Awards Sydney's glamourous Star City Casino will host the 3rd annual Sports Performer Awards. The night will celebrate the achievements of sportsmen and women over the past 12 months and announce the best performers of the year across 5 categories.

02:00 pm Sydney Eisteddfod: Dance Of The WS Dance Of Champions 2009 Champions The finale of the Performing Arts Challenge the 2009 Dance Of The Champions will showcase the best of the best dancing talent under 18 years of age performing an array of different genres including Jazz, Contemporary, Classical Ballet, World Dance & more.

03:00 pm Glam WS Glam This documentary follows The Mercedes Benz Fashion Festival's Director, Lindsay Bennett as he deals with the pressures of organising & staging the event. While backstage, Styling Director Liz Golding is determined to make sure every show runs smoothly.

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Sunday 29th November 2009

04:00 pm The Doctors PG Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand-new way, answering all of your questions. Watch them demonstrate cutting-edge medical breakthroughs and bring everything you need to know about your health into your living room.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national and international news and weather.

05:30 pm Sports Tonight CC Coverage of all the day's local, national, and international sporting news. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC PG Mr. Spritz Goes To Washington Guest Starring: Joe Mantegna

When The Simpsons become fed up with the new flight patterns at the Springfield airport which are sending loud planes over their house all the time, they take a stand and demand action from their congressman.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

SEASON PREMIERE 06:30 pm Are You Smarter Than A 5th CC Grader? WS Ordinary adults must try their luck at a series of questions targeted at the fifth-grade level.

07:30 pm Glee (Rpt) CC PG Acafellas Sexual References WS Guest Starring: Josh Groban, Victor Garber

Will forms an acapella group and spends more time with them than he does with New Directions after he is asked to perform at the PTA meeting.

Starring: Matthew Morrison, Chris Colfer, Jayma Mays, Lea Michele, Kevin McHale

08:30 pm Just For Laughs - Montreal CC Just For Laughs - Montreal Comedy Festival 2009 Comedy Festival 2009 WS The cream of the comedy crop perform their latest material direct from the Montreal Comedy Festival, the biggest comedy showcase on the planet.

10:30 pm Dave Hughes Is Handy WS Dave Hughes Is Handy The only thing Dave Hughes is handy for is a laugh, which is handy given he calls himself a comedian. And live on stage is where Hughsey shines.

11:30 pm Guru, The (Rpt) (2003) CC M WS Sexual References, Some Coarse A young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi embarks Language, for New York City in pursuit of fame and fortune. Ramu becomes an Nudity overnight celebrity with the city's elite hanging onto his every word, no matter how absurd.

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Christine Baranski, Dash Mihok

01:20 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

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Sunday 29th November 2009

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Monday 30th November 2009

06:00 am TEN Early News CC Breaking local, national and international news, with extensive coverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minute news brought to you first by TEN News.

07:00 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G Creepy Crawlies Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boy named Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.

07:25 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

07:30 am Scope CC C More Famous Scientists WS There are so many famous scientists, but today we SCOPE out - Galileo, Archimedes, Charles Darwin, Albert Einstein and Michael Faraday. Join Dr Rob as he SCOPES out an indoor lightning show, checks out some telescopes and finds out how lasers light up.

08:00 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G Hot Springing A Leak! Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. He received his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak and now is set out on his Pokémon Journey.

08:25 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

09:00 am 9am With David & Kim CC PG WS David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issues that matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from the worlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.

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Monday 30th November 2009

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC PG Dump Your Dreams? Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Singing Sensation Taylor Swift Guest Starring: Taylor Swift

On today's show, 19-year-old singing, song-writing sensation Taylor Swift is here to perform her hit single, "Love Story,". And, we're checking in with Mariah Carey's biggest fans, Will and Marcus, as they continue to live out their dream.

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg Dharma's Inferno When the financial realities of Greg's unemployment sink in, Dharma takes on a slew of new jobs and makes a deal with the devil to make ends meet: she accepts covert checks from Kitty in exchange for expanded mother/daughter-in-law time spent together.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Homer Vs Patty And Selma Guest Starring: Mel Brooks, Susan Sarandon

Homer is forced to borrow money from Patty and Selma after he wipes out the family's savings by investing in pumpkins.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

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Monday 30th November 2009

06:30 pm Neighbours CC WS Betrayed Steph makes a mistake she can't take back; and will Kate and Declan's secret be exposed?

07:00 pm The 7PM Project CC PG WS The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents James Mathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

SEASON RETURN 08:00 pm Futurama CC Bender's Game - Part 1 Leela borrows the Planet Express ship to enter a demolition derby after being insulted by rednecks. As punishment, she is fitted with a shock collar to correct her violent behaviour. Meanwhile, Bender is upset he can't join a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

Starring: Billy West, John Dimaggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Phil Lamarr

SEASON PREMIERE 08:30 pm Supernatural CC Sympathy For The Devil WS Sam, Dean, and Bobby must deal with the aftermath of the Devil's escape from Hell, and receive surprising news from the Prophet Chuck.

Starring: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles

09:30 pm Supernatural CC Good God, Y'all! WS Hunter Rufus Turner calls in Bobby, Sam, and Dean to deal with a demon infestation in his town, but they soon discover the truth is much more horrifying.

Starring: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles

10:30 pm TEN Late News With Sports CC Tonight Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

11:15 pm Medium (Rpt) CC M 1-900-Lucky Adult Themes WS Guest Starring: Ryan Hurst

Allison investigates the case of a woman's murdered husband. Meanwhile her brother gets a job as a telephone hotline psychic which leads him to visit a distressed customer in Arizona - the same customer whose case Allison is investigating.

Starring: Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, Miguel Sandoval, Sofia Vassilieva, Maria Lark, David Cubitt

12:00 am The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

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Monday 30th November 2009

01:00 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MA15+ LA Douleur Exquise! Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Carrie freaks out when Big breaks the news to her that he might have Language, to move to Paris for a year. Adult Themes Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Tuesday 01st December 2009

07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G Pipe Dreams Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boy named Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G Riding The Winds Of Change! Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. He received his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak and now is set out on his Pokémon Journey.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

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Tuesday 01st December 2009

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC PG Rage Caught On Tape Some Coarse Language Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show PG Dr. Phil Returns To The Oprah Show: My Father Is A Serial Killer Guest Starring: Dr. Phil McGraw

Dr. Phil returns to the Oprah show and sets the record straight about all the rumours. Then, Dr. Phil shares a bone-chilling, exclusive story about a young woman whose father, known as the happy face killer, tortured and gruesomely murdered eight women..

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg Play Lady Play Guest Starring: Bob Dylan, T-Bone Burnett

Dharma agrees to play drums for a friend's teenage garage band. Meanwhile, she helps Greg through his crisis by purposefully invoking arguments with him.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Lisa's Wedding Guest Starring: Mandy Patinkin

A fortune teller describes how a genteel Englishman will ask for Lisa's hand in marriage in the year 2010.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

06:30 pm Neighbours CC WS Dan's overwhelming guilt drives him to make a drastic decision; and Harry tries to inject Sophie with some Christmas spirit.

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Tuesday 01st December 2009

NETWORK SERIES PREMIERE 07:30 pm Accidently On Purpose CC Pilot WS After breaking it off with her boyfriend, Billie has a one-night-stand with a younger guy. When she ends up pregnant from the brief dalliance, Billie decides to keep the baby, as well as the father.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Jon Foster, Grant Show, Ashley Jensen

SEASON PREMIERE 08:00 pm The Office CC PG Weight Loss Part 1 WS Guest Starring: Amy Ryan

The summer activities of the Dunder Mifflin staff are highlighted, including an inter-branch weight loss competition and following Pam at the Pratt Art School.

Starring: Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, Rainn Wilson

NEW TIME 08:30 pm White Collar CC Threads WS When advanced technology embedded with security data is secretly woven into the fabric of a runway dress, Peter and Neal must dive into the world of fashion to stop an international criminal from completing a treacherous sale.

Starring: Matt Bomer, Tim Dekay, Tiffani Thiessen

SEASON RETURN 09:30 pm Numb3rs CC M Thirty-Six Hours WS When a freight and a commuter train collide, Don and his team must not only race against the clock to get the passengers out safely, they must also investigate to see whether the collision was an accident or an act of terror.

Starring: Rob Morrow, David Krumholtz, Judd Hirsch, Peter Mac Nicol

11:15 pm House (Rpt) CC M Needle In A Haystack WS House and his staff must deal with a teenage gypsy boy suffering from inexplicable respiratory distress; however House has bigger issues on his mind.

Starring: Hugh Laurie, Lisa Edelstein, Robert Sean Leonard, Jennifer Morrison, Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer

12:00 am The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

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Tuesday 01st December 2009

01:00 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS M Games People Play Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language Carrie meets a new man, Seth Robinson, in her analyst's waiting room. Samantha dates a sports fan whose sex life is in sync with his teams' successes. Charlotte joins a bridge club to try to meet someone. Miranda flirts with a Peeping Tom in the apartment

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Wednesday 02nd December 2009

07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G Blast From The Past (1), A Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boy named Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G Sleight Of Sand! Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. He received his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak and now is set out on his Pokémon Journey.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

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Wednesday 02nd December 2009

12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC PG Teen Love Trauma Adult Themes Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (Rpt) CC PG Oprah's "What Can You Live Without?" Experiment Could you go a whole week with no shopping, no spending and no wasting? In this troubling economy, we challenge two families with too much stuff to get back to the basics. Watch and see what happens when our cameras follow them through this experiment.

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CC PG WS Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Dharma & Greg I Did IT For You Kitty Faced with Kitty's midlife crisis, Dharma decides to help her fulfill her lifelong dream - winning a beauty pageant.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson

04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Two Dozen And One Greyhounds Santa's Little Helper gets a girlfriend and they have a litter of 25 puppies which Burns needs to make the greyhound skin coat he needs.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

06:30 pm Neighbours CC WS Kate and Declan face up to their feelings for each other; Ringo faces a choice between Donna and his career; and Lyn and Rebecca's store wars heat up.

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Wednesday 02nd December 2009

07:30 pm The Simpsons Hour (Rpt) CC PG Maximum Homerdrive Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule. Meanwhile, Marge decides to have an adventure of her own and purchases a new doorbell.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

08:00 pm The Simpsons Hour (Rpt) CC PG Monty Can't Buy Me Love Mr. Burns attempts to win adoration by transporting the Loch Ness monster to Springfield.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith

NETWORK SERIES PREMIERE 08:30 pm The Cleveland Show CC Pilot WS Cleveland Brown & Cleveland Jr. leave 'Family Guy' & Quahog behind to take to the road. On their way to California, they stop in Cleveland's hometown where he reunites with his old high school crush and is determined to start a new life with her.

Starring: Mike Henry, Sanaa Lathan, Reagan Gomez-Preston, Kevin Michael Richardson

09:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC M Margie, May I Sleep With Danger? Homer and Marge try to spice up their love life by travelling to a bed and breakfast. Meanwhile Bart and Lisa use Grampa's mine detector to discover treasure.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

SERIES RETURN 09:30 pm Little Britain (Rpt) CC M WS Sexual References, Nudity Guest Starring: Rosie O'donnell, Vivica A Fox

Old favourites Lou & Andy, receptionist Carol Beer, Bubbles DeVere & Fat Fighter Marjorie Dawes join a host of new characters including retired astronaut Bing Gordyn as this classic British sketch show takes over the U.S.A.

Starring: David Walliams, Matt Lucas

SEASON PREMIERE 10:05 pm Californication CC Wish You Were Here WS Following Karen's move to New York, Hank does his best to raise daughter Becca by himself. To make matters worse, Becca's new best friend Chelsea has a fondness for sex, drugs and trouble.

Starring: David Duchovny, Natasha McElhone, Madeline Zima, Evan Handler

10:40 pm TEN Late News With Sports CC Tonight Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

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Wednesday 02nd December 2009

11:25 pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent CC M Purgatory A Sex Scene (Rpt) WS Guest Starring: Lauren Velez

Still on leave from the force, Goren decides to tip the balance in his favour with an undercover operation.

Starring: Vincent D' Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe, Chris Noth, Alicia Witt, Eric Bogosian, Leslie Hendrix

12:15 am The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

01:00 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MA15+ The Fuck Buddy Sex Scenes Getting over Mr. Big, Carrie makes a date with a special friend, and tries to make it a fuller relationship. Samantha has an interesting time with the couple next door until reality strikes.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Thursday 03rd December 2009

07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G Blast From The Past (2), A Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boy named Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G Lost Leader Strategy! Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. He received his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak and now is set out on his Pokémon Journey.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

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Thursday 03rd December 2009

LIVE 12:00 pm Australian Open Golf Australian Open Round 1 The New South Wales Golf Club in La Perouse, just outside Sydney's CBD, will gather the best golf players in Australia and the world to play for the Stonehaven Cup.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G The P.T.A. Disbands Bart plays Skinner against Krabappel and gets the teachers to strike, but winds up losing when Marge becomes his substitute teacher because of a PTA emergency plan.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

06:30 pm Neighbours CC WS Lucas is pushed to dangerous extremes; Toadie discovers Sonya's chequered Christmas past; Callum urges Sophie to trust in the Christmas miracle.

SERIES RETURN 07:30 pm Rules Of Engagement (Rpt) CC PG Russell's Secret Sexual References WS Jeff surprises Audrey with a single ticket to see the musical "Wicked". Her attending alone and not having to deal with his inappropriate behavior and sarcastic comments is part of the present.

Starring: David Spade, Patrick Warburton, Oliver Hudson, Megyn Price, Bianca Kajlich

08:00 pm The Office CC PG Weight Loss Part 2 WS Guest Starring: Amy Ryan

The summer activities of the Dunder Mifflin staff are highlighted, including an inter-branch weight loss competition and following Pam at the Pratt Art School.

Starring: Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, Rainn Wilson

08:30 pm Lie To Me (Rpt) CC M Moral Waiver Adult Themes WS A commanding officer is accused of sexual assault by a female soldier, and Dr Cal Lightman is brought in to resolve the situation. Meanwhile, the Lightman Group must find out the truth when a college basketball star is accused of taking bribes.

Starring: Tim Roth, Kelli Williams, Brendan Hines, Monica Raymund

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Thursday 03rd December 2009

09:30 pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent CC M Playing Dead (Rpt) WS Some Violence, Adult Themes Guest Starring: Kathy Baker

A council member becomes a suspect in the murder of her stepdaughter and her boyfriend, after Goren and Eames discover that the murder may be related to blackmail plans the couple may have started.

Starring: Vincent D' Onofrio, Jeff Goldblum, Kathryn Erbe, Julianne Nicholson, Eric Bogosian

11:15 pm Numb3rs (Rpt) CC M Spree Some Violence WS Guest Starring: Lou Diamond Philips

Don has a problem. Ex- school teacher Crystal Hoyle and her 15 year-old boyfriend Buck are going on a robbery and killing spree. Their terror is spread over seven states, and Charlie is called in to help.

Starring: Rob Morrow, David Krumholtz, Diane Farr, Judd Hirsch, Peter Mac Nicol, Alimi Ballard, Navi Rawat, Dylan Bruno

12:00 am The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

01:00 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS M Shortcomings Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language Carrie dates a writer, Vaughn, and meets his very open family, but finds them all too much. Samantha dates Charlotte's brother who is in town following his separation.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG Religious Program

03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG Religious Program

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny WS G Hinn Religious Program

03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG

04:00 am The CBS Early Show Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Friday 04th December 2009

07:05 am Zorro: Generation Z (Rpt) G A descendent of the original Zorro, also named Diego De La Vega, fights crime and a corrupt government of Pueblo Grande in a near-future setting.

07:30 am Totally Wild CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

08:05 am Bakugan G Mysterious cards appear in front of the children of the world, with the powers to summon monsters from an alternate dimension.

08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CC P WS Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

11:00 am TEN News CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

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Friday 04th December 2009

LIVE 12:00 pm Australian Open Golf Australian Open Round 2 The New South Wales Golf Club in La Perouse, just outside Sydney's CBD, will gather the best golf players in Australia and the world to play for the Stonehaven Cup.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC

06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Round Springfield Bart goes to the hospital to get his appendix removed and while there Lisa meets "Bleeding Gums" Murphy again. When Murphy dies, Lisa mounts a campaign to get Springfield to know and remember him.

Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

SEASON FINALE 06:30 pm Neighbours CC WS Lyn reels when Paul makes a shock announcement; Christmas unites Ramsay street; and will Ringo discover Donna's devastating secret?

07:00 pm The 7PM Project CC PG WS The news but not as you know it. Join some of Australia's funniest and smartest, as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

08:00 pm Bondi Vet (Rpt) CC PG WS Handsome and empathetic vet Dr. Chris, lives and works in world- famous Bondi. One of Sydney's busiest vets, he devotes his days to caring for and treating all animals from cats to crustaceans that are ill or have suffered serious injury.

SEASON RETURN 08:30 pm Law & Order CC M All New WS A firefighter and his wife Linda are tortured and murdered in their new townhouse. The murders are thought to be linked to an old unsolved drug case, but then the detectives suspect a fellow firefighter who was badly bullied by his company.

Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Sam Waterston, Alana De LA Garza, Linus Roache, S. Epatha Merkerson, Anthony Anderson

SEASON PREMIERE 09:30 pm Outrageous Fortune CC All My Sins Remember'd WS The fifth season following the lives of the formerly corrupt Wests, begins with the aftermath of Ted's fateful wedding day. Newly pregnant Cheryl and boyfriend Wayne Judd must adapt to the ever-changing family dynamic.

Starring: Robyn Malcolm, Grant Bowler, Antony Starr, Siobhan Marshall

SERIES PREMIERE 10:30 pm The Hothouse WS Domestic Disturbance The Hothouse follows the complicated lives of a group of twenty- somethings; three cops and a lawyer who share a run down, but very cool, inner-city flat in Wellington, New Zealand.

Starring: Kip Chapman, Loelu Fili, Ryan O'kane, Hannah Gould

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Friday 04th December 2009

11:30 pm TEN Late News CC Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

12:00 am Sports Tonight CC If your passion is sport then Sports Tonight delivers the goods with unprecedented coverage of all sports from Australia and around the world. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.

12:30 am The Late Show With David WS PG Letterman Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

01:15 am Angel (Rpt) M Dead End Some Violence, Supernatural Themes Angel is a vampire with a soul. He has arrived in Los Angeles to leave his past behind and find a place that he can call his own.

02:00 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MA15+ Was IT Good For You? Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language Carrie meets a man and they go out for coffee. She gives him her phone number and when he doesn't call she wonders what she might have done to turn him off.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

02:30 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS M Twenty-Something Girls Vs. Thirty-Something Women Sexual References, Some Coarse Language Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda head to the Hamptons and Charlotte meets a 26-year old guy. She tells him she's 27 and she starts to act like a girl in her twenties.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

03:00 am Home Shopping

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Saturday 05th December 2009

06:00 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

06:05 am Spectacular Spiderman (Rpt) G Peter Parker is a high school junior, and just recently acquired his powers and alias as Spider-Man. Joined by best friends Gwen and Harry, Peter tries to juggle a double life between being a regular junior high student and a powerful secret superhero.

06:30 am Dragonball Z (Rpt) G Home For Infinite Losers Five years have passed since the defeat of Piccolo, the world is enjoying a long reign of peace, but this peace is forever shattered when a mighty Saiyan warrior named Raditz comes searching of his younger brother, Goku!

07:05 am Chaotic (Rpt) G Tom and Kaz delve deeper into Chaotic and quickly confront freaky new Creatures, uncover strange new Locations and scan awesome new BattleGear and Mugic.

07:20 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

07:30 am Spongebob Squarepants (Rpt) G Jellyfish/ The Fry Cook Games Deep down in the Pacific Ocean in the city of Bikini Bottom lives a square yellow sea sponge. SpongeBob lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, loves his job as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, and has a knack for getting into trouble without trying.

07:55 am Toasted TV G Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.

08:00 am iCarly (Rpt) G I Dream Of Dance Carly is a teenager who lives with her twenty-six year old brother and guardian Spencer, and produces her own web casts from a studio she constructed in the attic of her home.

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Saturday 05th December 2009

08:30 am Scope (Rpt) CC C Zoos WS Zoos are not only great places to look and learn about a whole heap of different animals, zoos are full of science. Join Dr Rob as he gets up close and personal with some weird and wild animals and SCOPES out all the science behind zoos!

09:00 am Totally Wild (Rpt) CC C WS Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna with the Totally Wild team.

09:30 am Pearlie CC C Fairy Godmother Bother / Go Go Gobsmack It's magic in the city with Pearlie, a colourful comedy about a fashionable, urban fairy.

LIVE 12:00 pm Australian Open Golf Australian Open Round 3 The New South Wales Golf Club in La Perouse, just outside Sydney's CBD, will gather the best golf players in Australia and the world to play for the Stonehaven Cup.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national and international news and weather.

05:30 pm Sports Tonight CC Coverage of all the day's local, national, and international sporting news. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.

SERIES PREMIERE 06:00 pm Karaoke High CC WS It's tough to make it into "Karaoke High." But getting accepted is only the beginning of the battle. Each of the top dance and music students have big dreams, but only the very best will make it.

SERIES RETURN 06:30 pm Don't Forget The Lyrics CC WS Everyone thinks they know the lyrics to the world's most popular songs, but when there's a million dollars at stake, who will rise to the challenge...and who will choke under pressure? Hosted by Wayne Brady.

07:30 pm Merlin (Rpt) CC PG The Dragon's Call WS Some Violence, Supernatural Themes Guest Starring: Eve Myles

Young warlock Merlin arrives at Camelot and finds himself in a place where magic is punishable by death. Upon meeting the Great Dragon, Merlin's destiny becomes clear - he must use his magic to protect Arthur, son of Uther and future king.

Starring: Colin Morgan, Bradley James, Anthony Stewart Head, John Hurt, Katy McGrath, Richard Wilson, Angel Coulby

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Saturday 05th December 2009

08:30 pm Titanic (Rpt) (1997) CC WS Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater are members of different social classes when they unexpectedly fall in love aboard the ill-fated maiden voyage of the ship 'Titanic'.

Starring: Leonardo Di Caprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates, Gloria Stewart, Bill Paxton, Frances Fisher

12:10 am Rock Of Love WS MA15+ Clip Show Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Since the days of heavy metal and spandex, women around the Language, globe have worshipped 80's rock bad-boy Bret Michaels. Now, some Adult Themes lucky ladies get their chance for an 'Access-All-Areas' pass to Bret's heart and to share in his superstar lifestyle.

01:00 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS M Ex And The City Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Carrie wonders why she has never become friends with an Language, ex-boyfriend, and decides that if she must start with someone, that Drug References someone might as well be Mr. Big.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

01:30 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MA15+ Where There's Smoke Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language The four friends take the ferry out to Staten Island to watch and judge the New York City Fire Department's "Calendar Contest".

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

02:00 am Home Shopping

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03:00 am Home Shopping

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04:00 am Bayless Conley WS G Religious Program

04:30 am Leading The Way With Dr. WS G Michael Youssef Religious Program

05:00 am Hour Of Power WS G Religious Program

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