Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson

Three Patch Podcast – Episode 2 Kissing is Tedious February 1, 2013

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Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson Consulting Fans: Dixie, Qui – Our Consulting Crafters tell the terrifying story of what happened to John and Mycroft after the fall and introduce you to Three Patch Podcast’s crafting segment. Listeners are encouraged to write in with their Sherlock crafting and cooking ideas, recs, and crafting conundrums.

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Dixie: Earlier you heard the story of John Watson’s fate after Sherlock's fall, now it’s time for Mycroft’s story. If you think John’s fate was unsettling and horrible, this is much, much worse.

Qui: Mycroft had always spent an enormous amount of time watching over his baby brother, and when Sherlock faked his own death and left London to destroy Moriarty's web, Mycroft found that he suddenly had a lot of spare time on his hands.

Dixie: Spare time was not something that a man like Mycroft was used to having; I think it drove him a bit mad.

Qui: You see, like John, he decided to pursue a hobby of his own. Down in the basement of the Diogenes Club, away from prying eyes, he practiced his craft, a craft he found he was very talented at.

All original content: Copyright Three Patch Productions. Promotional graphics were created by Fox Estacado. See our Terms for details on use. Suggested Citation Format: Three Patch Productions (Producer). (2013, February 1). Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson. Three Patch Podcast Episode 2: Kissing is Tedious. Podcast segment retrieved from http://www.three-patch.com/casefiles/2-extreme-crafting-with-mrs-hudson/ Dixie: Instead of starting wars, or manipulating chip and pin machines, Mycroft Holmes.....The Ice Man...... The most dangerous man in London was ...... personalizing My Little Ponies!

Qui: You may think that was the worst of it, but what he did with those personalized ponies after he finished painting them was even more horrifying.....he mailed them to people.

Dixie: Just image opening your mail box to find a personalized My Little Pony by none other than Mycroft Holmes. It's enough to make you run screaming in fear.

Qui: One day, poor “not my division" Lestrade opened his mail box to find a mysterious package and in that package, was his very own My Little Pony with handcuffs painted on its ass. He was never the same again.

Dixie: To this day, we all live in fear that Mycroft Holmes may open...his very own Etsy shop.

Transcription Team Episode transcript beta and producer: Caroline

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Music Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson: Swing Out Sister, Get In Touch With Yourself: Am I the Same Girl – Inspector Gadget Theme

Attribution Etc. All original content: Copyright Three Patch Productions. Promotional graphics were created by Fox Estacado. See our Terms for details on use. Suggested Citation Format: Three Patch Productions (Producer). (2013, February 1). Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson. Three Patch Podcast Episode 2: Kissing is Tedious. Podcast segment retrieved from http://www.three-patch.com/casefiles/2-extreme-crafting-with-mrs-hudson/