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Under the law, once folks have not learned audience: “A great idea at a wrong merfield resident re- Women Voters forum last week got an amount is adver- to live within their time is not a great idea.” V isit AutoMaxOcala.com cently lost $105,000 as a to here some stories about the tised, it can be lowered, means.” “Holding the line for another victim of a popular scam. inner workings of county govern- but cannot be raised. Niblock noted that year is not a bad thing.” to see the rest of our specials! The victim, who was ment, courtesy of Dr. Lee Niblock, “You’re going to hit the county has consoli- He was assisted by Jeannie not identified, got the fol- county administrator. the ceiling and go dated a lot of functions. Rickman, who runs the Citizens lowing pitch: “You’ve Speaking before a small crowd He said that some Academy, a “class” where people through the roof,” he Dr. Lee Niblock 2011 Acura MDX 2013 Cadillac 2012 Chevrolet 2013 Chevrolet won $1.8 million and all at Master the Possibilities in On told the crowd, predict- people want the county can learn the workings of county ATS Camaro Tahoe you need to do is pay the Top of the World, Niblock echoed ing how they would “to be run like a busi- government. Registration opens in taxes in order to collect some of the statistics that were react when they get their TRIM ness,” but said that the county isn’t early January for the Academy, $29, 995 $26, 880 $23, 880 $31, 880 the money.” $ $ $ $ presented the previous month by (truth in millage) notice later this there to make a profit, but is there which runs from March to May. 449/ mo. 399/ mo. 359/ mo. 479/ mo. The Marion County the property appraiser. “Some sec- month, but emphasized again that to spend “your money” wisely. Also handed out was informa- Sheriff ’s Office warns tors are still in great recession, he commissioners said the increases The county needs the taxes to tion on Growth Services, Eco- ADVANCE LUXURY, ALL 45 DVD, that this is a scam. PKG. NEW MODEL MOONROOF told the audience, mixing in some wouldn’t stand. operate, he added, because “you nomic Development, Fiscal Facts, M1844 M1864 M1969 ANNIVERSARY M1941 According to the Sher- down-home humor with the facts He said that the county operates can’t give everything away … some- a booklet which serves as a guide iff ’s Office, remember, if about the county. at a high level. “When we’re at the body has to pay for it.” to the government, and the 2013 Chrysler Town & 2013 Dodge 2013 Ford 2013 Ford F-150 something looks too good Commissioners recently voted Florida Association of Counties, He said the county and other county’s publication, “County Con- to be true, then it is most to advertise a tax increase, but we’re approached by other coun- agencies “are very much unified nection.” Country Durango Mustang likely some form of a $19, 880 $24, 880 $17, 880 $22, $22, 880880 scam. If you get an E- $ $ $ $ $ mail, letter or phone call 299/ mo. 375/ mo. 269/ mo. 345/ 345/mo. mo. from someone saying Homeless TOURING, CREW, PREMIUM, XLT, you’ve won something – DVD, LEATHER SHARP LEATHER CREW, V8 but you have to send M1924 M1880 M1878 M1776 money, in order to collect to be topic – delete and block the E- 2012 Honda Civic 2013 Hyundai 2012 Jeep 2013 Mazda mail address, toss the let- SDN Santa Fe Wrangler CX-5 ter in the trash and/or $13, 880 $19, 880 $23, 880 $21, 880 hang up the phone. In of Forum $ $ $ $ reference to the e-mail, 209/ mo. 299/ mo. 359/ mo. 329/ mo. don't open any attach- ments from scammers. on Aug. 9 EX, SPORT, UNLIMITED, PREMIUM, By the time the Marion M1974 MOONROOF M1732 LOW MILES M1945A AUTO, SHARP M1746 LEATHER, NAVI County Sheriff ’s Office While street corner and un- got the call from Sum- derpass solicitors are no longer merfield, the victim had 2013 Nissan 2013 Ram 1500 2013 Toyota 2012 Volkswagen as evident, they always unfairly wired more than Altima Tundra Passat $105,000 to Canada. constituted the public face for $15,480 $21, 880 $24, 880 $13, $13, 880 880 Marion County Sher- many of the thousands of home- $ $ mo. $ $ $ iff ’s Office detectives less and near homeless living 235/ mo. 329/ 375/ mo. 209/ 209/mo. mo. from the Bureau of Spe- among us right here in Marion S, ALL NEW SLT, 4WD, LEATHER cial Investigations are County. M1887 BODY STYLE M1847 V8 M1899 4 DR, V8 M1605 working this case. The fields and the forest shel- If you know a scammer ter numberless destitute sleep- has made contact with ing in tents, vehicles or with the 11 ACURA MDX, ADVANCE PKG ...... M1844 ...... $29,995 .. . $449 13 HYUNDAI GENESIS, LUXURY ...... M1885 ...... $22,880 .. . $345 you, log onto www.ic3.gov fire ants when extra couches, 10 ACURA TSX, TECH PKG ...... M1961 ...... $17,485 .. . $265 12 HYUNDAI SANTA FE, GLS, ...... M1766 ...... $15,880 .. . $239 - that’s the cheap motels and limited com- 11BUICK ENCLAVE, CXL ...... M1879 ...... $25,500 .. . $385 13 HYUNDAI SANTA FE SP, SPORT, LOW MILES ...... M1732 ...... $19,880 .. . $299 Internet Crime Com- 13 BUICK LACROSSE, CXL ...... M1772 ...... $22,880 .. . $345 13 HYUNDAI SONATA, GLS ...... M1525 ...... $15,480 .. . $235 munity resources are no longer plaint Center. If you’ve 11 BUICK REGAL, CXL-TURBO ...... M1939 ...... $17,880 .. . $269 12 HYUNDAI VELOSTER ...... M1745 ...... $15,880 .. . $239 available and hope is extin- 13 CADILLAC ATS, LUXURY, ALL NEW MODEL ...... M1864 ...... $26,880 .. . $399 13 INFINITI G37 SEDAN, PREMIUM PKG ...... M1983 ...... $25,880 .. . $389 been a victim of a scam, guished by the feeling of help- 10 CADILLAC SRX, ONLY 18K MILES ...... M1944 ...... $21,880 .. . $329 12 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, SPORT ...... M1917 ...... $19,880 .. . $299 call your local law en- lessness. 12 CHEVROLET CAMARO, 45 ANNIVERSARY ...... M1969 ...... $23,880 .. . $359 12 JEEP LIBERTY, SPORT ...... M1832 ...... $13,880 .. . $209 forcement agency. The Friday Forum will exam- 13 CHEVROLET CRUZE, LT, TURBO ...... M1951 ...... $14,480 .. . $219 13 JEEP PATRIOT, SPORT ...... M1869 ...... $14,480 .. . $219 ine both the public and hidden 13 CHEVROLET IMPALA, LT, APPEARANCE PKG ...... M1907 ...... $13,880 .. . $209 12 JEEP WRANGLER UNLIMITED, AUTO, SHARP ...... M1945A...... $23,880 .. . $359 Chess Club to meet faces of the homeless and the 12 CHEVROLET MALIBU, LT ...... M1749 ...... $12,880 .. . $195 13 KIA OPTIMA, LX ...... M1825 ...... $14,880 .. . $225 The chess club that sources of aid available when 13 CHEVROLET CAPTIVA SPORT, LTZ, LEATHER ...... M1866 ...... $17,880 .. . $269 12 KIA SEDONA, LX ...... M1615 ...... $14,880 .. . $225 formed at the Freedom 13 CHEVROLET QUINOX, LT ...... M1685 ...... $19,880 .. . $299 13 KIA SORENTO, V6, 3RD ROW ...... M1693 ...... $18,880 .. . $285 the speaker/ luncheon group Public Library meets the 13 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1, CREW CAB, LT, V8 ...... M1640 ...... $22,880 .. . $345 13 KIA SOUL, PLUS ...... M1908 ...... $13,880 .. . $209 next meets at 11:30 a.m. Aug. 9 at 12 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN, LT, LOADED ...... M1943 ...... $29,880 .. . $449 12 KIA SPORTAGE ...... M1977 ...... $16,880 .. . $255 first Saturday of the Buffet City, State Road 200 at 13 CHEVROLET TAHOE, DVD, MOONROOF ...... M1941 ...... $31,880 .. . $479 13 MAZDA CX-5, PREMIUM,LEATHER, NAVI ...... M1746 ...... $21,880 .. . $329 month, from 10 a.m. to 1 MLK Jr. Blvd. in Ocala. 12 CHEVROLET TRAVERSE, LT ...... M1589A...... $19,880 .. . $299 12 MAZDA MAZDA2, SPORT ...... M1925 ...... $10,880 .. . $165 p.m. Grab your board and The all inclusive $10 charge is 12 CHRYSLER 300, LIMITED ...... M1806 ...... $18,980 .. . $285 12 MAZDA MAZDA3, SPORT ...... M1681 ...... $12,880 .. . $195 chess pieces and come on payable directly to the restau- down. Interested persons 13 DODGE AVENGER, 18” WHEELS ...... M1978 ...... $12,480 .. . $185 12 MAZDA MAZDA6, SPORT ...... M1947 ...... $12,880 .. . $195 rant. are invited to attend for a 13 DODGE CHARGER, ALL NEW BODY ...... M1923 ...... $17,880 .. . $269 13 NISSAN ALTIMA, S, ALL NEW BODY STYLE ...... M1887 ...... $15,480 .. . $235 Currently scheduled speakers 13 DODGE DURANGO, CREW, SHARP ...... M1880 ...... $24,880 .. . $375 12 NISSAN ARMADA, SV, AWD ...... M1966 ...... $24,880 .. . $375 rousing game of chess. PHOTO BY JOHN EVERLOVE include Karla Grimsley, execu- 13 DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, SXT, POWER DOORS ...... M1956 ...... $16,880 .. . $255 13 NISSAN MAXIMA, MOONROOF ...... M1981 ...... $18,980 .. . $285 It’s your move! For Entertaining at Cherrywood 13 DODGE JOURNEY, SXT ...... M1860 ...... $16,880 .. . $255 12 NISSAN MURANO, S, AWD ...... M1489 ...... $18,480 .. . $275 more information, call tive director of Interfaith Emer- 12 FORD FIESTA, SEL ...... M1687 ...... $11,480 .. . $175 13 NISSAN PATHFINDER, ALL NEW BODY ...... M1794 ...... $23,880 .. . $359 Ron at 352-873-2276. gency Services, and Suzanne 13 FORD FOCUS, SEL ...... M1859 ...... $14,480 .. . $219 13 NISSAN ROGUE, SV ...... M1897 ...... $14,880 .. . $225 Bass player Mike Ambrossio sings "Mack the Knife" while Joe Tarra plays the sax in the background, McGuire , homeless children li- 13 FORD MUSTANG, PREMIUM, LEATHER ...... M1878 ...... $17,880 .. . $269 12 NISSAN SENTRA, SV ...... M1744 ...... $13,880 .. . $209 at Cherrywood’s Accordion Club gathering. The club plays a lot more than one instrument, as evi- aison for Marion County Public 13 FORD TAURUS, LIMITED ...... M1975 ...... $18,880 .. . $285 12 NISSAN VERSA, S ...... M1753 ...... $10,880 .. . $165 denced here. For the full story, turn to Page 12. Schools. 13 FORD TEDGE, SEL ...... M1697 ...... $19,880 .. . $299 13 RAM 1500, SLT, V8 ...... M1847 ...... $21,880 .. . $329 INDEX In addition to statistical and 13 FORD EXPEDITION, XLT ...... M1830 ...... $24,880 .. . $375 12 TOYOTA CAMRY, LE ...... M1888 ...... $13,880 .. . $209 economic examinations of the 13 FORD F-150, XLT, CREW, V8 ...... M1776 ...... $22,880 .. . $345 13 TOYOTA COROLLA, LE ...... M1904 ...... $12,880 .. . $195 Bookmark...... 6 impact the homeless have upon 12 GM CACADIA, SLE ...... M1821 ...... $22,880 .. . $345 12 TOYOTA YARIS, LE ...... M1649 ...... $11,880 .. . $179 Cherrywood...... 12 ‘Laps of Love’ for small dogs being taught our community, current clients 13 GMC YUKON, SLT, HEATED SEATS ...... M1979 ...... $31,880 .. . $479 12 TOYOTA RAV4, AWD ...... M1942 ...... $17,480 .. . $265 Classifieds ...... 22 11 HONDA ACCORD, SDNEX, LOW LOW MILES ...... M1960 ...... $14,880 .. . $225 13 TOYOTA TUNDRA 4WD, 4DR, V8 ...... M1899 ...... $24,880 .. . $375 Marion-Alachua Dog Training classes and Agility. We also offer months or older and up to 25 lbs. and a graduate of local services 12 HONDACIVIC SDNEX, MOONROOF ...... M1974 ...... $13,880 .. . $209 13 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE, NEW BODY STYLE ...... M1930 ...... $14,880 .. . $225 Judi’s Journal...... 3 Association (MADTA) is offering conformation classes. Our intent Classes offered weekly, begin- who soon will be studying for the 11 HONDA PILOT, LX ...... M1741 ...... $19,880 .. . $299 12 VOLKSWAGEN JETTA SEDAN, LEATHER ...... M1807 ...... $12,880 .. . $195 Marion Landing ...... 18 a variety of dog training classes. is to help owners teach their ning 9:30 a.m. Tuesday, July 30, 4 ministry will show the human 13 HYUNDAI ACCENT, GLS ...... M1659 ...... $12,880 .. . $195 12 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT, LEATHER ...... M1605 ...... $13,880 .. . $209 Oak Run...... 7 We are a non-profit organization, dogs simple commands and good lessons $50. Proof of vaccina- faces of need as they tell their 13 HYUNDAI ELANTRA, GLS ...... M1763 ...... $13,480 .. . $199 13 VOLKSWAGEN TIGUAN, TURBO ...... M1750 ...... $16,880 .. . $255 open to the public. Our training manners. tions required. MADTA Training stories. OTOW ...... 20 building is located at the South- We are pleased to offer two facility, SE Livestock Pavilion. Please email FridayForumof- Out to Pastor ...... 9 eastern Livestock Pavilion. Club new classes for the Summer Ses- Advanced registration, limited [email protected] or 1918 SW 17th St. • Ocala • 352-401-0808 Pun Alley ...... 21 activities include training sion. Space. For info please call 352- telephone Delphine Herbert classes ranging from Puppy Laps of Love – First time of- 369-5551. (352-873-9970) or Jan Lentz (352- *SEE SALES PERSON FOR DETAILS. PICTURES FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY. ALL PRICES AND PAYMENTS ARE WITH 10% CASH OR TRADE EQUITY Puzzles ...... 16 PLUS TAX, TAG, AND $495 ADMINISTRATION FEE. PAYMENTS ARE FOR 75 MONTHS @3.25% 000FNF5 WITH APPROVED CREDIT. Kindergarten through Advanced fered by MADTA. Basic manners 425-6219) for more information. levels of obedience, Rally for small dogs. Dogs must be 18 PLEASE SEE DOGS, PAGE 3 RSVPs would be appreciated. 2 ~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com www.smcitizen.com Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 23

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for more information. with our canned good donations. at the Broadway Palm. The second day floors while holiday music is played on Hearing and Hearing Aids 101 Mark your calendar for our next Please check expiration dates! there will be a hot breakfast buffet be- the grand player piano. meeting, Monday, Aug. 12, at 7 p.m. in It will soon be Hard Rock time again! fore leaving for gaming at the Hard The mansion will be decorated for For consumers about to make a hearing aid purchase, and anyone interested in learning about hearing. Palm Grove. See you there! Boomers and their guests are invited to Rock Christmas and you’ll be told the history join us Tuesday, Oct. 22, for a fun trip to Casino, Tampa. Connie Smith is our of the home while you stroll through the What are Hearing Aid Channels your audiogram will tell you how much less volume The more bands the hearing frequency that is too loud without sacrificing Do You Remember? - “Name That Tune” the Tampa Hard Rock Casino. host. many bedrooms and bathrooms. After and Bands? amplification you need for any given aid offers the more room we have to fit the the things you want to hear, like your spouse Tune in channel 12 for Len Teitler’s We leave from the Palm Grove lot Don’t forget our Thanksgiving cruise the tour we will have lunch on our own Two of the most important frequency. In a nutshell, bands and aid to your hearing loss. or boss.” presentation of the April 2013 “Name promptly at 11:30 a.m. and depart from to the Eastern Caribbean aboard Royal and then have a guided bus tour of the Hard Rock at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $21, Caribbean’s “ Independence of the city of Deland including the 1920’s the- characteristics of hearing aids are channels thus determine how granular a Channels break up the frequency range Thus, just the way a high-resolution That Tune” with the Italian American Club, narrated by Anna Boodee. It will which covers bus transportation in- Seas”. atre, Stetson University and more. “Channels” and “Bands”… which are also hearing aid can process and amplify the into individual channels. This allows the picture gives you a sharper image, more cluding the driver gratuity. There will The ship leaves on Nov. 23 and re- Ameila and Ron Fiore are the hosts on some of the most misunderstood by users. sounds it perceives. To quote a great hearing aid to differentiate noise from bands and channels provide you with a more air following “FYI” at 9 a.m. and 7 p.m. daily from Aug. 2 to 9. only be one bus. turns Dec. 1. As usual, John Casabianca this trip. To start off with, the number of channels explanation from Philips: speech. The more channels the hearing aid granular sound quality. More channels will Ticket sale date is Saturday, Aug. 10, has put together a very nice 8-night Christmas Day, the bus leaves at 10 or bands has nothing to do with the “A band is what is used to control has the more fine tuned it can be. For provide better “resolution” on the Baby Boomers dance, Hard Rock trip in the Orchid Club lobby from 9 to 11 cruise to the ports of Phillipsburg, Bas- a.m. on our trip 20 for the Show Palace number of programs or volume settings. volume in different frequencies. This instance the sound of keys falling on a frequencies and more bands will mean better a.m. Call Adele at 352-854-4963. seterre, San Juan, and Labadee along Dinner The Baby Boomers celebrate the Sounds are processed and amplified by a allows us to adjust more volume in a table, or water running in the sink may be “resolution” on the volume… thus allowing with three full cruising days for relax- Theatre where a scrumptious buffet coming of cool fall weather with music specific area of your hearing loss without your hearing aid to match your audiogram Oak Run Travel ation. awaits us at noon. hearing aid based on frequencies (or the overwhelming. When your hearing aid provided by Charles Cook. effecting other areas where you might need more accurately. December will be here before you The show starts at 1 p.m. and fea- pitch of a sound) and volumes. A peek at offers many channels we can adjust each Mark your calendars for Friday, Aug. Just a reminder that we have wait know it so here are our last two trips for tures”Show Palace Christmas” with old 23, from 6:30 to 10 p.m. at Palm Grove. lists available for our trips and there is the year. favorite tunes and new gems. Bring your favorite snacks and bever- always a chance you can get in on one Just the Lowest Price with the Best Technology & Service On Friday, Dec. 13, trip 19 leaves at 8 It is a delight from start to finish filled age. Dance, let your hair down, have of the following. a.m. for the Stetson Museum in Deland. with humor and high energy entertain- some fun. Don’t hesitate to call the host to find You will enjoy this special place with a ment. Rita Stotz is our host. Tickets will be available from 9 to 11 out. THE BEST guided tour of the first and second THIS WEEK a.m. on Saturdays, Aug. 10 and 17 in the Our second 2-day Midweek Getaway GOOD VERY GOOD BETTER EXCELLENT ONLY! TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE Orchid Club lobby. Cost will be $5 for is on Nov. 6 and 7. members and $7 for guests. Make The trip includes the Seminole Please use our e-mail checks payable to ORBB please. For Casino, Immokalee. $995 ea. $1,195 ea.$1,495 ea.$1,995 ea. / $1,745 $2,495 ea. more information call hostess Peggy We will overnight at Holiday Inn, Simpson at 352-208-6554. there will be a cheese and wine recep- [email protected] 6 Bands / 6 Channels8 Bands / 4 Channels 12 Bands / 32 Channels 16 Bands / 32 Channels 18 Bands / 40 Channels Let’s remember those less fortunate tion and dinner. The show will be “Cats”

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Saturday, Aug. 3: Lunch special served noon to 2 (Audra) of Cumming, Ga., (Tuten) passed away July the Groveland, 1938-39 Medicare Advantage and Blue iary shrimp and wing baskets with coleslaw and fries Bingo is open to the public each Monday and Thurs- p.m., taco buffet $6 5 to 7 p.m., Randy Stanley karaoke Jason S. Goodman (Jen- 28, 2013. Born Aug. 8, basketball state champi- LCross, Jews have been caring for will be served on the third Friday. day with early bird specials beginning at 11:30 am. 6 to 10 p.m. nifer) of Dallas, Ga., 1920, in Waycross, Ga., she ons. She worked in Grov- their sick in compassionate hospital Judi’s Journal The next dinner is Friday, Aug. 16, from 4 to 6. Lunch is available. Sunday, Aug. 4: Celebration of Life luncheon for Gil Sarah High (Daniel) of was a wife, mother, seam- eland for Edges settings. As was the case before public The regular schedule of the first and third Friday Computer classes will not take place in July or Au- Pelletier at 1 p.m. Wichita, Kan., and Susan stress, a dedicated mem- Hardware in her teens. hospitals came into existence, most hos- Judi Siegal will resume in September. gust, but will resume Tuesday, Sept. 10 and Tuesday, Monday, Aug. 5: Lunch specials served noon to 2 Mayfield (Don) Shawnee, ber of Meals on Wheels She learned to sew and pital care was under the auspices of re- Donation is $7. Sept. 24, starting at 6 p.m. p.m. with $1 Coney Dogs, happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. Kan.; sixteen great-grand- for 10 years, a retiree made all of her own ligious groups. For Jews, this posed the “All you can eat” fish fry is served on the second and Members and guests (non-members must be signed Tuesday, Aug. 6: Lunch specials served noon to 2 children, Morgan Jordan from Southern Railway in dresses. problem of the obtaining of kosher food fourth Friday from 4 to 6. in by a VFW Post 4781 member) p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., bowling league 6 to 8 p.m. (Alex), Jacob Viness, Z.P. Atlanta, Ga. She Sara married as well as the discrimination practices Ladies’ Auxiliary pasta dinner will be held on Sat- Monday Night Bar Bingo is played in the Canteen Wednesday, Aug. 7: Lunch specials served noon to 2 “Bo” Viness, Brock Vi- played tennis Lyman S. Parker against Jewish doctors. To this effect, A major philanthropic contributor to urday, Aug. 17, from 4:30 to 6. The dinner includes: “all from 6 to 8. p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. ness, Andrew Goodman, well into her six- in 1942 as he Jewish hospitals were set up in major this institution was American born you can eat” pasta and meat sauce, along with mixed Enjoy karaoke on Friday, Aug. 2 with Mr. October Thursday, Aug. 8: Lunch specials served noon to 2 Emily Goodman, Jessica ties and in her prepared to go cities to alleviate these problems. Sampson Simson who donated the land salad and choice of dressing, bread and butter, and and on Saturday, Aug. 3 with Rick and Ben. p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., dart league 5:45 to 9 p.m. Parker, Jakob Parker, eighties was al- overseas to One of the first hospitals to be set up on which the hospital was built, (West homemade dessert. Canteen Lunches are served on Wednesday and and shuffleboard 6:30 p.m. Londen Parker, Jade ways a winner at WWII. They for Jewish patients was the Jews’ Hos- 28th St. between 7th & 8th Avenues) and Donation is $6. Tickets are available in the Canteen Friday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Friday, Aug. 9: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., Parker, Cody Parker, bocce ball. She would be mar- pital of New York, now known as Mt. served as the first president of the and will, also, be sold at the door. VFW Post 4781 is at 9401 S.W. 110th St. Phone is 352- dinner served 5 to 7 p.m., fish or shrimp dinner $7, Bethany Mayfield, Quincy played cards ried for 51 years. Sinai Hospital, which was founded in Board of Directors. Funding was pro- A taco buffet sponsored by the Men’s Auxiliary is 873-4781. Walt and Kay’s karaoke 6 to 10 .m. Mayfield, Noah High, with her friends Sara was pre- 1852. It was to serve the indigent Jews scheduled for Friday, Aug. 30, from 4 to 6. The buffet Open to members and qualified guests Billy High, and Baby at OTOW. She ceded in death as well as new immigrants to New York. PLEASE SEE JUDI, PAGE 22 High.; sister, Mary T. played piano for by her father and Matthews of Conyers, Ga.; the demands for the hospital’s services sending cards or visiting are wonderful Today, in so-called Jewish hospitals, her own enjoy- mother, Thomas and numerous nieces and JUDI became greater and in 1866, the hospi- ways to connect with a person that is ill. there are professionals of every race ment, and cro- R. Tuten and Tuesday, Aug. 13 or 6 p.m. Thursday, nephews. She is also sur- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 tal abandoned its sectarian charter and Jews have always had social service and creed and all who are in need may chet and knitting Fannie Belle DOGS Aug. 1. Four lessons $50 Last class is test vived by many, many was renamed the Mount Sinai Hospital. organizations to care for their poor, wid- receive care. were also her hobbies. In Tuten (Dean). Her hus- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 and certification. Proof of vaccinations beloved friends both in vided by private donation and govern- Today, the hospital is one of the most ows, children or indigent citizens. This is very evident in the State of Is- all of her endeavors she band Lyman S. Parker required. MADTA Training Facility, SE Georgia and in On Top of ment subsidy since non-Jews were also prestigious in the country and is a 1,171 For this reason, Jewish settlers were rael at the famous Hadassah Hospital celebrated life. passed away in 1993. Prep class for CGC test (Canine Good Livestock Pavilion. Limited Space. For the World, Ocala. She will treated there. bed tertiary teaching hospital. allowed to settle in areas as long as they in Jerusalem where Arab and Jew and She was a daily Bible Sara is survived by her Citizen Award). Good manners at home info please call 352-369-5551. be missed. The 45 bed Jews’ Hospital of New As part of the many commandments could provide social welfare for them. treated side by side. reader and believed children, Lynda Good- and in the community will be taught for Check out our website Memorial contributions York accepted its first patient on June (mitzvot) that Jews are required to ful- Giving this concept some thought, it is Should you need medical care and mightily in her Lord and man (Jerry) of Ocala, and this 10-step test. Sharpen your skills to www.madta.org for more information may be made to Hospice 5, 1855. fill, visiting the sick, bikur cholim, is no surprise to me that some many Jews elect to use a Jewish hospital, you will Savior, Jesus Christ. Bill Parker (Debbie) of pass this certified AKC Program. and calendar of events and classes. of Marion County, PO Box People of all faiths were welcome es- one of the most important. are social workers or doctors. be in good hands. Sara was born in Way- Goddard, Kan.; seven Classes offered weekly, beginning 9 a.m. 4680, Ocala, FL, 34478. pecially to the emergency department Helping a sick person physically or These are professions that are chosen However, have your insurance card cross, Ga., Pierce County. grandchildren, Terry L. Condolences may be ex- but the majority of the patients were spiritually is a mitzvah that brings so for the common good, the Jewish idea handy. After her mother’s death Viness (Rhonda) of Mari- pressed at www.Hiers- Jews. With the outbreak of the Civil War, much comfort to one that is ill. Calling, of health care. she and her family moved etta, Ga., D. Scott Viness Baxley.com. to Florida around 1927 (Joy) of Acworth, Ga., Carl and her dad lived and knocking on my hotel room door all She got a mudpack and looked great for a study of why some women like Chi- worked in and around PUN night. I finally had to let her out. two days. Then the mud fell off. nese food so much. The study revealed Groveland. Her father CONTINUED FROM PAGE 21 I just got back from a pleasure trip. I My wife and I went back to the hotel that this is due to the fact that they read weeded around orange took my mother-in-law to the airport. where we spent our wedding night; only Won Ton backwards. trees and did odd jobs for More borsch A car hit an elderly man. The para- this time, I stayed in the bathroom and My wife has a keen sense of humor. a living. Three cents a medic said, “Are you comfortable?” cried. The more I humor her, the better. My doctor told me that jogging could The man said, “I make a good living.” We always hold hands. If I let go, she The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen and S UMMER J EWELRY S ALE add twenty years to my life. I think he My wife and I got remarried. Our di- shops. said, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came was right. I feel ten years older already. vorce didn’t work out. I made a killing in the stock market. 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We play all styles of music, clas- upper-middle class, flocked to the the cooler Catskill He gives his wife something to look forward to - a Feel the peace with a beautiful morning yoga class Monday, Aug. 5 sical, contemporary, pop and jazz. Mountains to an area that became know as the divorce. Borscht Belt. They were offered luxurious accommo- Why don’t you go to a window and lean out too far? Civic Chorale begins rehearsals Sunday, Aug. 11 dations, generous menus, extensive grounds, sports I’m paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you Milton Berle shorts READER SERVICES facilities, and in-house entertainment. do it for free? Marion Civic Chorale will begin rehearsals for its German American Club anniversary Many well-known comedians got their start in the Someday you’ll go too far, and I hope you’ll stay I have a doctor who gives shots for everything. You SOUTH MARION 27th season on Monday, Aug. 5, at 6:45 p.m. at St. Borscht Belt, including Henny Youngman, Milton there. know him immediately because if you go by his office George Anglican Church, 5646 S.E. 5th St., Ocala, and The German American Club of Marion County will Berle, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Danny Kaye, I once wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They you see the patients backing in! new members are always welcome. Call 352-537-8833 hold its 16th anniversary dinner/dance on Sunday, Buddy Hackett, Lenny Bruce, and Sid Ceasar. Today’s have no holidays. When I was in the army I saved a hundred men. I or visit hhtp://MarionCivicChorale.tripod.com for Aug. 11, from noon to 6 p.m., at the Marion Oaks Com- Pun Alley takes us down the path to the Catskills for I’ve been in love with the same woman for twenty killed the cook. Citizen more information. munity Center. I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you some of their old-time humor. years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. The South Marion Citizen is a free community newspaper covering Dinner will be served at 1 p.m. and includes pork can’t get killed by a blank? news of communities in southwest Marion County including Oak Run, Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it Pine Run, Palm Cay, On Top of the World, Kingsland Country Estates, Thursday, Aug. 8 schnitzel, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans. Rodney Dangerfield’s best took two people to carry 10 dollars worth of groceries. Nowadays, when you order a twenty-dollar meal, Countryside Farms, Marion Landing, Majestic Oaks, Hidden Lake, Music will be provided by Joan and Jess! Today, a five year old can do it. you really get a mouthful. Woods and Meadows Estates, Paddock Farms, Saddle Oak Club, Deer Palm Cay GOP to meet Bring your own beverage. Semi-formal attire is re- My doctor said I was in terrible shape. I told him, “I He’s a plant manager. 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The catalog tural and non-structural damage, psychology of the in- will also be available online at www.masterthepossi- jured and terrorism. Studies of behavior following a BY ELOISE HOLLYFIELD Spectacular features new technological German American Club features non- any remaining openings. Aug. 13 from 7 to 9 p.m. N.C. Sizemore reviews local repair facilities for the bilites.com. Students may register online, by phone disaster have shown that volunteers perform more ef- [email protected] enhancements, stop live bands direct from Germany, Call right away if interested in the (352-854-3699) or at the Center, located at 8415 S.W. fectively if they have had prior training and planning glamorous new costumes, and new three stages, and two dance floors, plus seven-day cruise on the new Royal Mac at this month’s meeting. Tech tips will follow his presentation. 80th St. in Circle Square Commons, Ocala. in how to function as a team. Travel opportunities constitute this scenes. The cost is $106 for the show, a huge tent and outside Biergarten. Princess, scheduled for Jan. 26 to Feb. 2, Master the Possibilities is on the cutting edge of life- Consider this opportunity to learn how to form or week’s OTOW Happenings. coach, and driver tip. Lunch is on your An extensive menu of delicious 2014. Ports of call include Princess Cay, Meetings are held in the St. George Anglican Cathe- dral Parish Hall, 5646 S.E. 28th St., Ocala. Visitors are long learning and presents new classes and presen- join a CERT group in your community by signing up own at the Tampa International Mall. homemade-style specialties will take St. Thomas, and tations each season, serving over 20,000 students for this no-cost training program. For more informa- Travel Toppers Contact information: Linda Hein 352- care of your hunger. St. Maartens. The ship is being com- always welcome. Check our website at http://ocala- mug.org for additional information. annually. Highly credentialed and experienced faction and for an application, contact Bob Conn, Seats are available for the following 861-9880. The cost is $40 for admission, coach, pleted, with many special features sure ulty present this comprehensive curricula. For more Trainer, at 352-812-0853. All applications must be in trips: Engelbert Humperdinck at the Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” and driver tip. Food is on your own. to please everyone. information, visit the website or call 352-854-9751. by Aug. 17. Mahaffee Theater in St. Petersburg on will be performed on Christmas Day at Contact information: Inge Gaitch 352- A passport is required and insurance Thursday, Aug. 15 the ever- popular Show Palace Dinner 237-7428. is highly recommended. Wednesday, Sept. 11. The cost is $76 for Air Force group to meet Thursday, Sept. 5 Saturday, Oct. 5 the show, coach, and driver tip. Food is Theater. 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In addition to new members being in who saw Homer’s show last year are teers are needed for the 2013-2014 Ticket sales will be Monday, Aug. 5, 8 Laura Smith, Vice President, ORHA the cast, we have newbies in key “be- looking forward to his return engage- Diane Bress school year at the Kindergarten level. Crafters wanted to 10 a.m. in the card room of the Orchid Carol Wheeler hind the scenes” roles. Janice Agerter Club. Cost is $6 per person. All other Performing Arts Company joined our group in April, and she is our ment; if you haven’t seen him yet, this is After completing the short training ses- Resident crafters can now reserve a show you won’t want to miss. sion, the volunteer meets with a student ticket requests, please call Carol For- Rehearsals for “The Wizard of Oz” director. Maggie Naypaver, our stage their table(s) for the Marion Landing gette, 352-873-3074. Make your check manager for this show, is not new to This unique one-man comedy-variety in the school media center for one hour Craft Fair. Tables are available for $5 start Saturday, Aug. 3. Time will pass show will be from 2:30 to 4 p.m. on Sun- per week (two 30 min sessions) on des- payable to ORHA; please no cash. very quickly, and soon it will be show PACOR, but is new to this key job. The (large table) and $3 (card table), so if same is true for Clara Lasky, who has day, Aug. 11. Variety is the key word as Marion County jail tour ignated weeks (for a total of 25 hours you’re interested in participating, neighbors, have a cup of coffee; your at- week, Oct. 11, 12 and 13. Homer incorporates comedy ranging over the course of the entire school ORHA General Meeting tendance shows support for your board. So, get your tickets early. The first signed up to be her assistant. Dick The sign-up sheet has been posted for please sign up on the sheet hanging on from zany and visual to stand-up patter year), reading to the student, doing a Oak Run Homeowner’s Association The directors will have their workshop public ticket sale date is Aug. 10 at the Caza, another new member, is our set the free guided tour of our Marion the Activity Wall. The craft fair is being and audience participation. He is also prescribed activity related to the book (ORHA) and the neighborhood repre- immediately following in the card Orchid Club during Donut Drop-In. designer. It’s never too late to get in- County jail on Aug. 15. Residents will held on Saturday, Oct. 19, and your a highly trained vocalist, accomplished and, upon completion, the child will sentatives will meet jointly at the gen- room. Look for our flyer about the show and volved with the show. Call Joe Zacarro drive/carpool to the jail and will then be reservation and fee must be in by Oct. 1. musician, ventriloquist, comedy magi- take the book home to build their own eral meeting on Wednesday, Aug. 14, at Be sure to put the September meet- ticket sale dates in your August newslet- escorted through the complex where You will then be contacted by the event cian and impressionist, and has per- personal library. Find out more about 9 a.m. in the Orchid Club. Join your ing (the second Wednesday of the ter. For those who are not able to get to PLEASE SEE OAK RUN, PAGE 23 they can see first-hand the inner work- chairperson, Merry Anne Krell, with formed in leading theaters and clubs this rewarding volunteer opportunity ings of the jail. This is sure to be a very the dates and times of the craft fair throughout England. 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Before the intersection of SR-200 and CR-484 next to IHOP E XPIRES 8/31/13 000FLKS 8 ~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com www.smcitizen.com Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 17 RELIGION CHERRYWOOD Veterans Club U.S. service personnel lost their lives and On Thursday, Sept. 5 at 2 p.m., your Veter- over 100,000 were wounded from June 25, COMMENTARY CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15 ans Club will again be starting its monthly 1950 to July 27, 1953. This bloody war was meetings. The entire community is invited fought in the worst of conditions, in one of Opinion the worst places on earth. Deemed a “Police Maranatha Baptist Travel to attend these meetings and learn what Action” by politicians, to those who served Transportation wrecks cause concern Awana news: After the On Thursday morning, July 25, Laura your Veterans Club is doing for our resi- and fought, it was a war. Every terrible, hor- S UTH MARION summer break, the Kane led a large group from Cherrywood on dents; our city and our county. rifying event that takes place in combat, took AWANA (Approved Work- a fun Mystery Trip. September’s guest speaker will be from hose of you who read my side of a road and into a ravine, place during those three terrible years. men Are Not Ashamed) The bus pulled up and more than 30 peo- the office of Seniors vs Crime. ramblings regularly (I’m killing 38 people (the count at this As we observed the 60 years that have program is scheduled to ple boarded the coach with no idea where Because of the long summer lay off be- Thoping there are at least a writing). passed since that conflict ended, I feel hon- Citizen tween meetings, many things will be dis- start up the Sunday after they were going. Only Laura held the secret few of you) know that I have one Jim Clark In Arizona over the weekend, a ored to thank our veterans who served. They PUBLISHER: GERRY MULLIGAN school starts which will and she was not telling. Once the bus arrived cussed including the Veterans Day basic philosophy about travel. If I tour bus with 33 people aboard contained communism during their genera- be Aug. 25. It is held each in Orlando, the guests knew they were going observance; our new raffle and other points REGIONAL MANAGER: JOHN PROVOST don’t drive, I don’t go. Editor was swept away by flood waters tion and heroically defended freedom when Sunday evening from 6 to to be given a special treat at the Sleuth mys- of interest. As always free refreshments will EDITOR: JIM CLARK Flying is completely out of the and knocked on its side, but all 33 it was threatened. Each should be proud of 7:30 p.m. for children ages tery theater. be furnished on the patio immediately fol- question. people were able to climb out of their service and sacrifice. “In a free society a community newspaper must be a forum 4 to 18. The program is Luncheon and the show followed and then lowing the meeting. Over the past couple of weeks windows and get to shore. The I would note one other thing at this time. for community opinion.” under the direction of it was back to Cherrywood on the comfort- the national news has been filled driver reportedly tried to drive Korea may have been the forgotten war; but Commander Chris Bailey able climate controlled professionally From your reporter with accidents on the roads in- his territory was New York City, so through the area even though it was not forgotten by everyone. It was not and Vanessa Bailey. They driven coach. Everyone reportedly had a OUR VIEW volving some sort of mass trans- we took the train to Hoboken and flood warnings had been posted. On July 27, only a very few people remem- forgotten by families who lost loved ones; it want to share the love of good time and enjoyed the excursion. portation, making a person then the 42nd Street ferry over to The group was coming back from bered that 60 years ago to the day, the Ko- was not forgotten by those who served in Christ. AWANA is an ex- Nancy Archer and Laura do several trips wonder if it’s safe to travel any- Manhattan. In those days, I didn’t the Grand Canyon. rean War ended with the signing of an other wars at other times; and most of all, it citing program of Chris- each month ranging from cruises to coach where except by your own car. mind a train or boat ride. Let’s not forget a couple of air- Armistice. This was not surprising because was not forgotten by the communists. tian learning and games tours. The biggest was the train wreck Back to today’s problems: There plane accidents. In San Francisco, even as it raged on the Korean War received For the past 60 years, the North Korean’s Let’s propose of competition with You can check out the schedules and costs in Spain. The video, which you was a bus crash in Indiana, where a plane from Asia came up short little press coverage in the United States. In- have stayed on their side of the 38 parallel awards. AWANA is an onon the bulleting board at the clubhouse of- have undoubtedly seen as many and crashed at the end of the run- deed it would become known as the “For- and not ventured to try and force their sys- a youth church group was return- going program and regis- fice. Don’t miss out on these marvelous fun times as I have, shows the train way. Three people were killed, in- gotten War.” While many people would tem on South Korea. Those who served ing from a camp. As the bus left tration is always open. trips. some amendments making a left-hand curve at a high the Interstate and was on the exit cluding one on the ground who forget, those who served and fought in that should be very proud of that fact. rate of speed, leaving the tracks was struck by an emergency vehi- For further information, brutal conflict would not. More than 40,000 ramp just a few blocks from the please call 352-347-5683. he voters of Florida made it a little harder, sev- and roaring along on its side. church, it bounced around and cle (if that sounds familiar, some- There were many fatalities in the one was injured at the Blue Rhino Awana back-to-school eral years ago, to amend the state’s Constitution. overturned, killing three people, celebration: Maranatha crash. The driver is under investi- explosion in Lake County this To be sure, there are still amendments constantly including a youth pastor and his Baptist Church is inviting T gation. week when they were struck while pregnant wife. It made for a tough all AWANA children and being proposed and being put on the ballot, but now it Funny thing, I’ve only been on a running from the blast). Sunday at that church. The driver their friends who do not takes a 60 percent approval vote to get them passed. train once in my adult life. It was a Also, there was the Southwest says the brakes failed. have a church home to a This all came about after an amendment was passed ride from Palatka to Lakeland to Airlines jet that landed nose first Then there were the boaters on “Back to School Celebra- pick up a car to drive back. Actu- at LaGuardia Airport in New to protect pregnant pigs. What’s that, you ask? Yes, the Hudson River in New York, tion” at the Church on ally, I kind of liked it, and won- near the Tappan Zee Bridge. A York. No one was serious injured pregnant pigs. If you weren’t here then, we’re not going Saturday, Aug. 24 from 10 711190 dered if somewhere, sometime, I to even attempt to explain it to you. boat load of people smashed into in that one. a.m. to 1 p.m. There will could take an overnight train ride That means that even if the majority of Florida voters a barge, killing two, including a This has not been a great few be a barbecue and games somewhere. Now I’m not so sure. woman who was to be married in weeks for mass transportation. outside and in the fellow- want to change something, they still have to muster a I do remember, as a child, two weeks and the scheduled best So the next time we go some- “super majority” to get it enacted. ship hall. Please call the spending a day with my dad in the man at the wedding. Her fiancé where and I tell you I want to Church at 352-347-5683 FREE Even with that in mind, we have a few that we would summer while he worked. At that and others on the boat survived. drive, you’ll know why. Whenever for further information. DELIVERY* like to see on the ballot. time he was a pharmaceutical The boat driver has already I go somewhere in a vehicle, my Continuing programs All Insurance company rep, you know, those been charged with vehicular advertising slogan is going to be 352-732-2745 8602 SW HIGHWAY 200 Plans Accepted Save our Summers (SOS). That was the title of an for young people: We Dr. Stubrud, Dr. Sands amendment passed some years ago that said school guys who come into a doctor’s of- manslaughter, as officials say he “Leave the driving to me.” have a place for every and Dr. Simpson SR 200 Suite A & B, OCALA 103rd St. Rd. fice and go back to see the doctor was possibly drunk. child here at Maranatha Chiropractic, Massage, Acupuncture (Next to Big Lots and Quest Omeprazole $ could not start until two weeks before Labor Day, or despite a waiting room full of pa- And there’s more. In Italy on Jim Clark is editor of the South We take Medicare, Blue Cross, Baptist! For our kids from Auto, & Most Health Insurance 1/4 Diagnostics on SR 200) 19.99 later. But there were loopholes, and some counties Mi. 20mg - 90 Cap tients. 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At but — and this is key — we can’t be money obtained through volun- them. Medco, and Many More Why Go Anywhere Else? Headlights must be on at all times when a vehicle is any given time our ends outnum- sure, because they are not subject tary loans is expected to be repaid Come check us out! Be Call LOWER PRICES It’s simple to transfer your prescription! Just call us at ber the means to achieve them. to the market test. with the taxpayers’ money. It’s tax- sure to call the church at 352-509-7890 OR bring in your prescription bottles. moving. That takes the guesswork out of when you flip Hence we economize so that we If a private entrepreneur ac- ation all the way down. FASTER SERVICE that switch. 352-347-5683 with any We’ll do the rest! can achieve as many of our ends quires resources in a quest for Moreover, government “ser- questions. 854-3986 Get in trouble, no scholarship. Anyone on scholarship as possible. Resources, labor, and profit, she must create value for vices” are not offered in a com- Pastor “Mike” Swingle Ask about our FREE Prescription Program & a $15 gift card! to a public college or university (athletic or academic) time devoted to one purpose can’t consumers or she will fail. The petitive market where consumers will be starting up the 000FLC9 will have that scholarship suspended upon their arrest. also be used for other purposes, market’s profit-and-loss test will are free to take them or leave Youth Bible Study and the alternative forgone is the see to that. That test is adminis- them. Since we’re forced to pay a (L.I.G.H.T.) each Wednes- If charges are dropped or the person is found not guilty, true cost of any action. We indi- tered by countless millions of con- monopoly provider regardless of GENERAL DENTISTRY & DENTURES it will be restored retroactively. Any other outcome, day evening at 6:45 begin- vidually choose among competing sumers who are free to take or whether we want the “services,” ning the first Wednesday pleading guilty or no contest, etc., will result in the ends after assessing the trade-offs, leave what the entrepreneur of- at the point of delivery they ap- night after school starts scholarship being revoked. because we don’t want inadver- fers. This test is relayed back to pear to be free. You can’t opt out (Aug. 21). This is held at tently to give up something we Countryside Medical Appoint all school superintendents. What would hap- the investors who lend money to of paying for “free public schools” the church for grades 5 pen if we elected the president of the U.S., but also prefer in exchange for something entrepreneurs for productive ven- even if you don’t want to use them. through 12. Family Practice we don’t value as much. tures. They know that if the entre- Everyone pays into Social Secu- Also, on Wednesday be- elected the Secretary of State, Attorney General, etc. The marketplace, when it’s free preneur fails, they will also suffer rity, a (meager) pension plan, Each would be running his own show without fear of ginning at 6:45 p.m. at the of government privilege and regu- losses. So they must scrutinize under threat of force. In other church there will be a being removed, except by the voters every four years. lation, lets us accomplish this to a projects in terms of their poten- words, government services are program for the small Here is Marion we’re lucky, we haven’t had a major remarkable degree. In doing so, it tial, ultimately, to please free con- not true services in the market children, ages 4 to grade 5 Jessica Fernandez D.D.S • Julio Sanchez D.D.S raises our living standards and sumers. sense because they face no market problem. But neighboring counties have, especially beginning the first Now Accepting: Aetna, Delta, Cigna PPO, GEHA Connection, creates an orderly environment, The upshot is that consumers’ test from consumers free to with- Levy a few years ago when the super fired a popular Wednesday night after Guardian PPO, MetLife Ins., PUP Insurance football coach and the School Board was powerless to thanks to the price system, which uncoerced actions signal (through hold their money without penalty. school starts (Aug. 21). coordinates and facilitates our prices and profit/loss) what The market test assures that Pastor “Mike” Swingle, reverse him. Put safeguards in so that current elected plans. pleases them and what does not. $ superintendents couldn’t be forced from office before PLEASE SEE RICHMAN, PAGE 10 the youth pastor, has 95 Government throws this process Suppliers must pay heed or face planned many activities Dr. Lee, D.O. Daphne R. Chester Dr. Peterzell, D.O. the end of their terms, so there would be no vindictive- for young people. Physician Assistant ness in the vote. But an appointed superintendent Maranatha Baptist FREECONSULTATION ON DENTURES, works better. READER OPINIONS INVITED Church is at 525 Marion IMPLANTS, PARTIALS & REPAIRS Blue Cross & Blue Shield • Tri Care Standard • Tri Care For Life • Medicare Assignment That’s just a few of the changes we have in mind. Oaks Trail in Marion Network Blue • Blue Options • BCBS Medicare Advantage Plans ➤ South Marion Citizen ber and community name, including letters sent via e-mail. On Site: • Laboratory • X-ray • EKG • Ultrasound • Holter Monitors Think we have a chance? The opinions expressed in edi- Oaks. 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ccording to my calculations, sum- in it without even thinking. In fact, I am want to do her or else for nothing. mer is half over. I am not quite good at saying many things without Those lazy days of summer were the ARIES (March 21 to Asure how this came about but the thinking. perfect opportunity to perfect the fine April 19) A longtime situa- calendar has never lied to me before. It Out to Pastor Although I may not be good at a wide art of doing nothing. Regretfully I have tion starts to move into a has confused me and taunted me but it variety of things, I have mastered the to honestly face the fact that those times new phase. The question has never lied to me. Rev. James Snyder art of doing nothing. I can do nothing are far behind me. No more lazy days of for the uncertain Lamb Looking at my calendar I can see no better than I can do anything. Of course, summer for me. At least not as many as right now is whether to lazy days of summer noted anywhere in I do not have too many opportunities to there used to be. move with it. Facts the foreseeable future. I am not sure if do anything; I have more opportunities The old preacher in Ecclesiastes was emerge by midmonth to this is an oversight on my part and that to do nothing. If I had my choice, I right when he said, “To every thing help you decide. I should have at least penciled in one Perhaps, he was envious of the fact that would rather do nothing than anything. there is a season, and a time to every TAURUS (April 20 to lazy day of summer or if those lazy days at the time I had loads and loads of lazy My philosophy is simply this, why be purpose under the heaven:” (Ecclesi- May 20) A talent for or- of summer are a thing of the past. I sure days on my hands. I did not know just good at nothing and not put it to good astes 3:1 KJV). ganizing your priorities hope it is not the latter. how rich I was. use? I can look back with a sense of satis- allows the Divine Bovine I can hardly imagine a world without Now I do, but it is too late. Where I have invested a lot of time and en- faction and know that when I did have to enjoy a busy social life any lazy days of summer. It just would have all those lazy days gone? ergy into doing nothing and I am con- those lazy days of summer I put them to and not miss a beat in not be summer in my opinion. I was whining about this to the Gra- cerned that not having an opportunity good use and developed skill in doing meeting all workplace This probably is the price people pay cious Mistress of the Parsonage hoping to do nothing I might forget the finesse nothing. I know before me are some and/or family commit- for getting old. When I was young most to get some empathy at least. Instead of associated with that art. days when I will not have the strength ments. of my summer was filled with lazy days sympathizing with me, all she did was I do not get a chance very often to do or energy to do anything, then my abil- GEMINI (May 21 to where I practiced the fine art of doing look at me and say in that tone of voice nothing so I am anxious to practice the ity to do nothing will come in good use. June 20) What began as a nothing. Oh how I yearn for the return that I know so well, “You just want an skills associated with nothing. In this I think it is quite important to live in dubious undertaking has of those good old days of yesteryear. excuse to do nothing.” regard, my calendar has not been very the time at hand. now become one of your Someone once told me, “Sonny, don’t To which I replied most sharply, “I cooperative. Where are those lazy days The apostle Paul understood this favorite projects. Your en- ever grow old.” At the time, I did not don’t need an excuse to do nothing, all I of summer where I can do nothing? when he wrote, “And that, knowing the thusiasm for it rallies sup- know what he meant. I assumed he was need is an opportunity.” Not only has my calendar not been time, that now it is high time to awake port from other referring to his loss of hair or arthritis Thinking about what I said I discov- cooperative but also my wife has been out of sleep: for now is our salvation doubters-turnedbeliev- in his joints or forgetting things. I ered there was more wisdom in that one the epitome of obstruction in this pur- nearer than when we believed.” (Ro- ers. thought that was what it meant to grow sentence than anything else I have ever suit of mine. Just when I think a lazy day mans 13:11 KJV). CANCER (June 21 to old. He meant nothing of the sort. said. I had to sit in the corner for a few is looming on the horizon, she comes up Now that I am older, (and who’s to say July 22) Accept the help of Now that I am old, I understand ex- moments recovering from the shock of with something for me to do. Even how much older I will get) I can say with friends to get you through actly what he was warning. There is no saying something with wisdom in it. I though all I wanted to do was nothing, a good deal of expertise, never grow old. an unexpectedly difficult doubt in my mind; he was bemoaning probably say many things with wisdom she insists that I do her something. Ei- By that I mean, never forget those lazy situation. There’ll be time the fact that his lazy days were gone. ther I do her something or else. I do not days of summer. enough later to investi- gate how all this could have happened so fast. KELLEAN K. 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and numerous other hand crafted helpful tips; places to see and services or the life of someone else. RICHMAN CHERRYWOOD items. that are available. Rates for the class are just $12 for CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Religion CONTINUED FROM PAGE 14 Refreshments will be served by our You’ll learn about the location of hos- AARP members and $14 for non-mem- Activities Committee headed by Eve pitals; libraries; community services; bers. Seating is limited so be sure to re- bad trade-offs are avoided, or stolen resources typically Christ’s Church of Marion County ditorium and the Ladies Class, in the Fellowship bers. Houghtaling so you know this is going to utilities and the like. serve your place right away. Call Geri at at least quickly corrected if makes it harder for us to use Sunday, Aug. 4: Sunday School, 9:30 a.m. Wor- Hall, taught by Linda Brown. At the 10:45 a.m. Bridge is an exciting card game that be a fun happening. If you are new to Cherrywood, please 352-237-1675 today to make sure you they are made. If steel is being the remaining resources pro- ship Service, 10:30 a.m. Pack the pantry Sunday. Morning Worship Service the FBC choir will be has been played for centuries and chal- If you would like to have a display at contact Geri and let her know that you have a place in this excellent class. used to make one product ductively. Uncertainty about Tuesday, Aug. 6: Women’s Crafts, 9 a.m. singing song, “Just Wait Till He Stands Up.” Pastor lenges the player’s strategy and skills. this well trafficked show, call Geri at will be attending this friendly meet and when consumers are demand- future taxation and regulation, Wednesday, Aug. 7: Bible Study, 7 p.m. Randall Brown will be bringing the morning mes- Of course as in all card games, what is 352-237-1675 today. If you are not a ven- greet session. You can reach Geri at 352- Flu shots ing something else, the com- for example, increases the risk Thursday, Aug. 8: Prayer and Praise Group Min- sage; a message of hope and encouragement dur- dealt has a great deal to do with the in- dor and just want a unique shopping ex- 237-1675 during business hours. You On Friday, Sept. 6, be at the clubhouse petitive entrepreneurial of investment and hence re- istry Meeting, 9 a.m. ing these troubling times. dividual’s success also. perience, mark your calendar for Oct. won’t want to miss out on this informa- to get your flu shots. VaxCare will be on process sees to it that steel will duces it. Christ’s Church of Marion County, 6768 S.W. 80th The Sunday Evening Worship and Bible Study Beginners will find this game inter- 12 from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. You’ll be tive and fun experience. site from 1 until 3 p.m. to administer the be redirected. An indispensable prerequi- St. (off State Road 200), Ocala, 352-861-6182, begins at 6 p.m. FBC also meets on Wednesday esting and fun to learn. There will be happy you did. shots that are highly recommend for No corresponding process site of economic well-being is http://www.ccomc.org. night at 7 p.m. for Bible Study and Prayer. All are many patient and helpful individuals to AARP driving classes most seniors. exists in the political realm. It humility on the part of politi- welcome to attend. teach and help players improve their Newcomers On Sept. 9 and 12, the AARP will You don’t want to miss out on any of contains no incentives to look cians. How about it, President Friendship Baptist Church Friendship Baptist Church is at 9510 S.W. 105th game. If this group as half as much fun If you are new to the Cherrywood sponsor a Safe Driving for Seniors class the fun activities here at Cherrywood by out for the consumers’ welfare. Obama? St., off of Highway 200. The church phone is 352- as the Cribbage Club, it will be a joy to community you will not want to miss the here at Cherrywood. Professional in- being down with the flu so think about Instead, we have political the- Sheldon Richman is vice Sunday services at Friendship Baptist Church 237-2640 or you can find us on the web: all its members. Aug. 4 begin with Sunday School at 9:30 a.m. coffee hour sponsored by the Cherry- structors will provide tips and ideas; making an appointment or just stopping ater and value destruction. president and editor at The www.friendshipbaptistocala.org. wood Welcoming Committee on Aug. 24 methods and practices that will en- in and take advantage of this service. This would be bad enough, Future of Freedom Founda- Studying “God’s Sovereignty – Man’s Leadership 1 Attention Vendors Samuel; 2 Samuel 1-4; 1 Chronicles 1-10”, the at 9 a.m. hance the driving skills of seniors as In most cases, your doctor will rec- but it’s actually worse. What tion in Fairfax, Va. On Oct. 12, the Cherrywood Craft Many of the leaders of our community they face the challenges of aging. ommend that you get a flu shot but it is Adult classes are taught by Bill Wallett in the au- PLEASE SEE RELIGION, PAGE 11 government does with the (www.fff.org). Show is coming to our clubhouse. This and representatives of various clubs This worthwhile class will run from 9 always best to check with your physi- event is open to the entire Marion and organizations come out to person- until noon each of the two days. Upon cian before doing anything of this na- County community and is always a great ally welcome our new residents and in- completion the student will receive a ture. If you are on certain meds or success. If you are a vendor you will troduce themselves. Don’t worry; this is certificate that might very result in a re- getting treatments for some other con- The Reason to Believe... want to contact Geri in the office to re- not a high pressure situation where you duction of car insurance rates. Contact dition, the flu shot may not be for you so serve your space on the floor of this will be asked to do anything. your insurance agent to see just how check it out.

711195 Bishop Paul Woosley 8070 SW 60th Ave. spectacular event. Contrary to that atmosphere, this low much you might save by taking this For most of us however Flu shots are Ocala, FL 34476 Our Quilting Club is making a special keyed informal gathering merely lets class. the most effective way to stop this seri- 352-291-2080 donation this year along with their dis- the new residents get to know some of Even if you don’t get a great rate ous and sometimes fatal disease from Call to play of the artistic and beautifully intri- the people; learn about the activities break from your insurance, you will fell hitting us. Don’t forget to call Geri to get SERVICES HOURS Sunday cate work that they do. Other items and receive helpful information about more confident and more ready for the your name on the list. 9am, 11am, 6pm include but aren’t limited to custom Cherrywood; Ocala and Marion County. challenges of driving in Ocala; or any 1:30 - Spanish Service made stationary; wind chimes; floral In addition to free coffee and pas- place else for that matter. You may Tuesday arrangements; jewelry; painted eggs; tries, the new comers are given maps; learn something that will save your life PLEASE SEE STORY, PAGE 17 000EAHZ 7pm Spanish Service Wednesday Worship Night 7pm - Youth 7pm Friday

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and 50/50 drawings adding to the ex- Classes consist of 8 sessions; one per Classes include communication; first will be led by rabbinical intern, Hannah Movement. name, address, e-mail address, phone CHERRYWOOD citement and fun. Bring you own drinks week for eight weeks. Afternoon classes aid; CPR; damage assessment and RELIGION Spiro, a student from the Reconstruc- number and the number of tickets CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13 or enjoy the lemonade and iced tea pro- run from 1 until 3:30 and evening triage. Many other areas of study are in- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 10 tionist Rabbinical College. Erev Rosh Joy Evangelical Lutheran Church needed. vided. classes from 6:30 until 9. Classes run cluded and so this training will not only Hashanah services will begin at 8 p.m. Joy Evangelical Lutheran Church is Additional services begin Rosh These events are always well re- This event, as all the 100 Days of Sum- concurrently and can be mixed to suit help you and your family but will allow St. Jude Catholic Community on Wednesday, Sept. 4 followed by light opening its doors in September to bring Hashanah morning, Sept. 5 at 10 a.m. mer programs, is sponsored by Chris the individual volunteer’s schedule. you to be a part of a life saving team. refreshments. First day Rosh Hashanah Yom Kippur Eve (Kol Nidre) services ceived and a great time for all who at- The Bereavement Group for those to the community a comprehensive and Mario Zacco of Cherrywood Prop- Caution, only one class can be missed Should natural disasters strike we services on Sept. 5, will begin at 10 a.m. begin 7:30 p.m., Friday, Sept. 13. Yom tend the free dinner dance. grieving the loss of a loved one will Sunday school with a classroom that erty Management so it’s free to our res- entirely and some classes are manda- will need all the help we can get. CERT and will be held at Stone Creek Grille Kippur morning services start 10 a.m., This events menu includes an open meet on Tuesdays, Aug. 13 and 27. Meet- will captivate pre-kindergarten (age 3- idents. All you have to do is get your tory. provides this vital emergency service in in Ocala followed by a light lunch. Saturday, Sept. 14. Concluding services face turkey sandwich with all the fixings are open to anyone in the commu- 4) up to grade 6 with key stories from tickets from Geri in the office and then These classes are free but students the event of a tornado; hurricane; fire Reservations are required. Please con- including Yiskor begin at 4 p.m. on Sat- ings and if past experience is any indi- nity with a need to share their feelings the Old and New Testament as they plan to share an evening of fun with must be registered in order to partici- or other catastrophic event. tact Sonia 352-307-3662) or Estelle (353- urday afternoon. cation, you know it will be delicious. of grief. If you plan to attend, please call journey through the Bible exploring a your friends and neighbors. pate. In addition, only 20 seats are avail- 861-2542). Taschlich will follow after the Following the meal, Richard Becotte the church office at 352-347-0154 prior curriculum that has three flexible mod- Good food; good music; good times able for each class so signing up quickly lunch at Sholom Park in Ocala. Kol will crank up the tunes on his stereo Bridge Club to the meetings. els: classroom, lectionary and work- Crossroads Church of God and all for free. See you at Summer would be a good idea. Nidre services on Sept. 13 will begin at system for the listening and dancing Do you play Bridge? Join others who Creole Masses for the Haitians in our shop activities. Back To School Bash - This event will Fest, August 19 at 5 p.m. The deadline for registration is Aug. 7:30 p.m. and Yom Kippur morning pleasure of all. share the same interest by joining our community are usually celebrated Parents wanting to register their chil- take place on Aug. 3 from 6:30 to 9 p.m. 17 so contact our own Dave Siegel at services on Sept. 14 will begin at 10 a.m. Jay O’Hern and the Social Committee newly formed Bridge Club. You can con- every second and fourth Sunday of the dren for this program should contact The bash is designed to assist parents 352-390-3325 or Bob Conn at 352-812- There will be an afternoon study ses- will be serving the food and dispensing CERT Training tact Ozzie at 352-390-3115 to sign up. month at 5 p.m. However, in August the church office prior to Aug. 15 be- and children to prepare for the return 0853. We have several Cherrywood res- sion starting at 4 p.m. with Yiskor me- the drinks. There’s no doubt that they There is still time to sign up for the After enough players are signed up, the there will be only one Mass on Aug. 25. tween the hours of 8:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. to school by providing various supplies idents already signed up to take part so morial prayers at 4:30 p.m. Closing will be trying to set a new record for Community Emergency Response date and time of playing will be set for Classes for Spanish as a second lan- and leave their name and address. needed by the students. Just show up at you will know someone in the class and prayers will begin at 5 p.m. with break speed and efficiency in service trying to Team training provided by the Marion the convenience of most of the mem- guage are now in recess for the summer An informational meeting for parents CCOG parking lot early. There will be will be able to share the experience the fast to follow. top last months event. County Sheriff ’s Office. Classes begin months and will resume in September. regarding this Sunday School program some recreation and refreshments will with friends. All services are held at the Collins Naturally there will be door prizes on Sept. 5 at 692 N.W. 30th Ave. in Ocala. LifeLong Religious Education classes will be held on Thursday, Aug. 15 at 7 also be available. For more details con- PLEASE SEE CHERRYWOOD, PAGE 15 Center, 9401 State Road 200 in Ocala, begin in August. Parents wishing to reg- p.m. in the church sanctuary. tact Carmen Colon at 352-291-2080. except for Rosh Hashanah day which ister their children for the 2013-2014 Joy Lutheran Church is at 7045 S.W. Crossroads Church of God’s 6th an- will be held at the Stone Creek Grille. term should do so as soon as possible. 83rd Place at State Road 200, Ocala. niversary, Aug. 4, marks the sixth year 5,000 SQ. FT. STORE OF R R OSEMARY OSEMARY HH AS AS MM OVED OVED ! ! All are welcome and families are en- Sunday classes begin Aug. 25 and Phone is 352-854-4509 ext. 221. that Bishop Paul and Melissa Woosley SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE Kennel couraged to attend. The Yiskor service Pet Sitting Wednesday Sacramental classes start at have served as spiritual leaders of the Haircuts Ocala’s Only 4-Star is open to non-members. Membership Relaxers Now at 5:30 p.m. on Aug. 28. Temple B’nai Darom CCOG congregation. Bishop Paul $60 $35 Accommodations in the congregation is required to at- Accommodations The Feast of the Assumption of Mary, Temple B’nai Darom, 49 Banyan Woosley presents the message, but first tend services and a limited one-month fforor Your Pet a holy day of obligation, is being cele- Course, Ocala, is offering complimen- Melissa leads the congregation in option is available for $100 per person. Kennel brated on Thursday, Aug. 15. Masses tary tickets to High Holiday services praise and worship. The celebration Linens, Clothing, Furniture, “Tour “Tour ourour uniqueunique facilityfacility For further information contact Judi Grooming will be at 8 a.m. and 7 p.m. conducted by Rabbi Harold Jaye, be- will be at all services on Sunday, Aug. 4, and and youyou bebe thethe judge!”judge!” Pet Sitting Siegal, co- president at 352-237-8277 or Appliances and More Rosemary ginning with Erev Rosh Hashanah serv- at the 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. services as well Color Specialist 352-861-4566 352-861-4566 000FBK2 3405 SWCollege Rd. Suite 213 [email protected] or Tuesday - Saturday 10am-5pm Congregation Beth Israel of Ocala ices at 7:30 p.m., Wednesday, Sept. 4. as the 6 p.m. service. All are encour- Boarding Grooming visit our website bethisraelocala.org. 854-8831 Color, Cut, Style Boarding Grooming Look Look forfor us aged to come and bring a friend. 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n Wednesday, 24 members of the Marion County Barbara and Doug Mire. Their smooth and graceful tails. German American club visited our clubhouse movements across the floor seem to compliment the Tennis is a great sport for keeping in shape and for Oto share an evening of great entertainment music while perfectly blending in with it. This gives developing hand; foot and eye coordination. There hosted by Dick Richards; Bob Mace and the musi- Cherrywood the audience not only a listening but also a visual are many ‘net’ benefits to the game so come on down cians of our Accordion Club. focus that enhances the whole atmosphere. and have fun. Everyone had a wonderful time listening to the John Everlove Bob Mace with his professional style and wit closes many accordion players as they played solos; duets out the last half hour or so of the night by sharing his Only 1 week left and more. The musicians range from beginners to comedy along with his accordion and vocal excel- There is only one week left to donate items for the professionally accomplished players and each brings lence. The crowd loves Bob and vice versa. Marion Oaks Back to School Bash. A box is located in an enthusiasm and joy to their instruments that tran- The last event of this gala concert is the drawing for our clubhouse to accept donations of loose leaf paper; scend their musical talents. They are a joy to watch. dogs and tricks certainly doesn’t apply to these sen- the door prize. The lucky winner was none other than notebooks; back packs; colored pencils; crayons; scis- Many of the students who take part in the club have iors who have taken up a new instrument bringing to Wanda Huff – need I say, yet again. It seems lucky sors; paste and pencils for the needy kids of our com- just recently begun their lessons. The saying about old it not only their talent and perseverance but a gusto Wanda wins where ever she goes and we congratulate munity. that is truly refreshing. her on her good luck. Most of these items can be purchase at the local Dol- GA Club member Mel Rustom is one such beginner. If you haven’t been to the accordion club before or lar Stores for just a dollar or two and we would really He played several duet numbers with Dick Richards haven’t been for a few months, you are missing a re- like to fill up the box to be taken over by Mary John- STUDIO STUDIO 200 200 and captivated the audience. Another student, Krist ally enjoyable evening of free entertainment. Make it son for this special event. Hausken played some solo numbers that were equally a point to visit next month on Aug. 28 from 5:30 until School is the place where most of us learned our FULL SERVICE SALON well received by everyone. 9 when the Accordion Club will again fill the club- knowledge of not only the world around us, but also Throughout the evening, the band comes to the house with musical excellence. social skills; self esteem and respect for others. For “ Where every service is an experience ” front stage and jams bringing top quality music that many of us who had the necessities and tools, school delights the audience. On this particular night the Cherrywood Tennis was difficult enough. The children we will be helping band played a wide variety of songs ranging in styles Do you play tennis? Would you like to learn? If you by our donations must already deal with many disad- from Mack the Knife to a sing along of When the answered yes to either of those questions we have a vantages. If we can make the road to learning a little Acrylic Fill Saints Go Marching In. great opportunity for you. Every Monday, Wednesday easier for them; shouldn’t we? Band members included drummer Dennis Forgila; and Friday at 9 a.m., our tennis players face off at the We can fill that donation box and let everyone in our $ Joe Tarra on the Sax; Mike Amrossio on the bass gui- courts beside the clubhouse. It’s friendly competition community know that Cherrywood cares. Your help is tar; Ricky Sturtevant on trumpet with Dick Richards at a self paced speed. Beginners are welcome and pa- greatly appreciated. 18 and Bob Mace providing the accordion accompani- tiently shown how the game is played; how to keep Above, Laura Kane Cannot be combined with other offers. Must present coupon. ment. It might be noted that both Mike Ambrossio; score and how to laugh at mistakes. 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Every terrible, hor- S UTH MARION summer break, the Kane led a large group from Cherrywood on dents; our city and our county. rifying event that takes place in combat, took AWANA (Approved Work- a fun Mystery Trip. September’s guest speaker will be from hose of you who read my side of a road and into a ravine, place during those three terrible years. men Are Not Ashamed) The bus pulled up and more than 30 peo- the office of Seniors vs Crime. ramblings regularly (I’m killing 38 people (the count at this As we observed the 60 years that have program is scheduled to ple boarded the coach with no idea where Because of the long summer lay off be- Thoping there are at least a writing). passed since that conflict ended, I feel hon- Citizen tween meetings, many things will be dis- start up the Sunday after they were going. Only Laura held the secret few of you) know that I have one Jim Clark In Arizona over the weekend, a ored to thank our veterans who served. They PUBLISHER: GERRY MULLIGAN school starts which will and she was not telling. Once the bus arrived cussed including the Veterans Day basic philosophy about travel. If I tour bus with 33 people aboard contained communism during their genera- be Aug. 25. It is held each in Orlando, the guests knew they were going observance; our new raffle and other points REGIONAL MANAGER: JOHN PROVOST don’t drive, I don’t go. Editor was swept away by flood waters tion and heroically defended freedom when Sunday evening from 6 to to be given a special treat at the Sleuth mys- of interest. As always free refreshments will EDITOR: JIM CLARK Flying is completely out of the and knocked on its side, but all 33 it was threatened. Each should be proud of 7:30 p.m. for children ages tery theater. be furnished on the patio immediately fol- question. people were able to climb out of their service and sacrifice. “In a free society a community newspaper must be a forum 4 to 18. The program is Luncheon and the show followed and then lowing the meeting. Over the past couple of weeks windows and get to shore. The I would note one other thing at this time. for community opinion.” under the direction of it was back to Cherrywood on the comfort- the national news has been filled driver reportedly tried to drive Korea may have been the forgotten war; but Commander Chris Bailey able climate controlled professionally From your reporter with accidents on the roads in- his territory was New York City, so through the area even though it was not forgotten by everyone. It was not and Vanessa Bailey. They driven coach. Everyone reportedly had a OUR VIEW volving some sort of mass trans- we took the train to Hoboken and flood warnings had been posted. On July 27, only a very few people remem- forgotten by families who lost loved ones; it want to share the love of good time and enjoyed the excursion. portation, making a person then the 42nd Street ferry over to The group was coming back from bered that 60 years ago to the day, the Ko- was not forgotten by those who served in Christ. AWANA is an ex- Nancy Archer and Laura do several trips wonder if it’s safe to travel any- Manhattan. In those days, I didn’t the Grand Canyon. rean War ended with the signing of an other wars at other times; and most of all, it citing program of Chris- each month ranging from cruises to coach where except by your own car. mind a train or boat ride. Let’s not forget a couple of air- Armistice. This was not surprising because was not forgotten by the communists. tian learning and games tours. The biggest was the train wreck Back to today’s problems: There plane accidents. In San Francisco, even as it raged on the Korean War received For the past 60 years, the North Korean’s Let’s propose of competition with You can check out the schedules and costs in Spain. The video, which you was a bus crash in Indiana, where a plane from Asia came up short little press coverage in the United States. In- have stayed on their side of the 38 parallel awards. AWANA is an onon the bulleting board at the clubhouse of- have undoubtedly seen as many and crashed at the end of the run- deed it would become known as the “For- and not ventured to try and force their sys- a youth church group was return- going program and regis- fice. Don’t miss out on these marvelous fun times as I have, shows the train way. Three people were killed, in- gotten War.” While many people would tem on South Korea. Those who served ing from a camp. As the bus left tration is always open. trips. some amendments making a left-hand curve at a high the Interstate and was on the exit cluding one on the ground who forget, those who served and fought in that should be very proud of that fact. rate of speed, leaving the tracks was struck by an emergency vehi- For further information, brutal conflict would not. More than 40,000 ramp just a few blocks from the please call 352-347-5683. he voters of Florida made it a little harder, sev- and roaring along on its side. church, it bounced around and cle (if that sounds familiar, some- There were many fatalities in the one was injured at the Blue Rhino Awana back-to-school eral years ago, to amend the state’s Constitution. overturned, killing three people, celebration: Maranatha crash. The driver is under investi- explosion in Lake County this To be sure, there are still amendments constantly including a youth pastor and his Baptist Church is inviting T gation. week when they were struck while pregnant wife. It made for a tough all AWANA children and being proposed and being put on the ballot, but now it Funny thing, I’ve only been on a running from the blast). Sunday at that church. The driver their friends who do not takes a 60 percent approval vote to get them passed. train once in my adult life. It was a Also, there was the Southwest says the brakes failed. have a church home to a This all came about after an amendment was passed ride from Palatka to Lakeland to Airlines jet that landed nose first Then there were the boaters on “Back to School Celebra- pick up a car to drive back. Actu- at LaGuardia Airport in New to protect pregnant pigs. What’s that, you ask? Yes, the Hudson River in New York, tion” at the Church on ally, I kind of liked it, and won- near the Tappan Zee Bridge. A York. No one was serious injured pregnant pigs. If you weren’t here then, we’re not going Saturday, Aug. 24 from 10 711190 dered if somewhere, sometime, I to even attempt to explain it to you. boat load of people smashed into in that one. a.m. to 1 p.m. There will could take an overnight train ride That means that even if the majority of Florida voters a barge, killing two, including a This has not been a great few be a barbecue and games somewhere. Now I’m not so sure. woman who was to be married in weeks for mass transportation. outside and in the fellow- want to change something, they still have to muster a I do remember, as a child, two weeks and the scheduled best So the next time we go some- “super majority” to get it enacted. ship hall. Please call the spending a day with my dad in the man at the wedding. 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Resources, labor, and profit, she must create value for vices” are not offered in a com- Pastor “Mike” Swingle Ask about our FREE Prescription Program & a $15 gift card! to a public college or university (athletic or academic) time devoted to one purpose can’t consumers or she will fail. The petitive market where consumers will be starting up the 000FLC9 will have that scholarship suspended upon their arrest. also be used for other purposes, market’s profit-and-loss test will are free to take them or leave Youth Bible Study and the alternative forgone is the see to that. That test is adminis- them. Since we’re forced to pay a (L.I.G.H.T.) each Wednes- If charges are dropped or the person is found not guilty, true cost of any action. We indi- tered by countless millions of con- monopoly provider regardless of GENERAL DENTISTRY & DENTURES it will be restored retroactively. Any other outcome, day evening at 6:45 begin- vidually choose among competing sumers who are free to take or whether we want the “services,” ning the first Wednesday pleading guilty or no contest, etc., will result in the ends after assessing the trade-offs, leave what the entrepreneur of- at the point of delivery they ap- night after school starts scholarship being revoked. because we don’t want inadver- fers. This test is relayed back to pear to be free. You can’t opt out (Aug. 21). This is held at tently to give up something we Countryside Medical Appoint all school superintendents. What would hap- the investors who lend money to of paying for “free public schools” the church for grades 5 pen if we elected the president of the U.S., but also prefer in exchange for something entrepreneurs for productive ven- even if you don’t want to use them. through 12. Family Practice we don’t value as much. tures. They know that if the entre- Everyone pays into Social Secu- Also, on Wednesday be- elected the Secretary of State, Attorney General, etc. The marketplace, when it’s free preneur fails, they will also suffer rity, a (meager) pension plan, Each would be running his own show without fear of ginning at 6:45 p.m. at the of government privilege and regu- losses. So they must scrutinize under threat of force. In other church there will be a being removed, except by the voters every four years. lation, lets us accomplish this to a projects in terms of their poten- words, government services are program for the small Here is Marion we’re lucky, we haven’t had a major remarkable degree. In doing so, it tial, ultimately, to please free con- not true services in the market children, ages 4 to grade 5 Jessica Fernandez D.D.S • Julio Sanchez D.D.S raises our living standards and sumers. sense because they face no market problem. But neighboring counties have, especially beginning the first Now Accepting: Aetna, Delta, Cigna PPO, GEHA Connection, creates an orderly environment, The upshot is that consumers’ test from consumers free to with- Levy a few years ago when the super fired a popular Wednesday night after Guardian PPO, MetLife Ins., PUP Insurance football coach and the School Board was powerless to thanks to the price system, which uncoerced actions signal (through hold their money without penalty. school starts (Aug. 21). coordinates and facilitates our prices and profit/loss) what The market test assures that Pastor “Mike” Swingle, reverse him. Put safeguards in so that current elected plans. pleases them and what does not. $ superintendents couldn’t be forced from office before PLEASE SEE RICHMAN, PAGE 10 the youth pastor, has 95 Government throws this process Suppliers must pay heed or face planned many activities Dr. Lee, D.O. Daphne R. Chester Dr. Peterzell, D.O. the end of their terms, so there would be no vindictive- for young people. Physician Assistant ness in the vote. But an appointed superintendent Maranatha Baptist FREECONSULTATION ON DENTURES, works better. READER OPINIONS INVITED Church is at 525 Marion IMPLANTS, PARTIALS & REPAIRS Blue Cross & Blue Shield • Tri Care Standard • Tri Care For Life • Medicare Assignment That’s just a few of the changes we have in mind. Oaks Trail in Marion Network Blue • Blue Options • BCBS Medicare Advantage Plans ➤ South Marion Citizen ber and community name, including letters sent via e-mail. On Site: • Laboratory • X-ray • EKG • Ultrasound • Holter Monitors Think we have a chance? The opinions expressed in edi- Oaks. 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Read this book to see how far we’ve come since posted on the Travel posted on the travel a sightseeing cruise, take Marion Landing, three Our Travel Club has 1959. Six months before Life Magazine brought out the Bookmark Board in the Lifestyle board for more informa- in a murder mystery din- casino visits and one made plans for a terrific seven original astronauts’ wives America was lagging Center, or you may call tion and to sign up for this ner train, go to a dinner night at La Quinta Inn European riverboat in the space race and to catch up the first team of as- Pat Wellington 237-7152 for more infor- luncheon cruise. theater, and visit The with continental break- cruise on the Elbe River tronauts was announced: “Ladies and gentlemen mation. Trips are open to Tour the Gypsy Gold Shell Factory and Sun fast. Get ready for games, in March 2014. Relax and today we are introducing to you and the world these the general public if Farm, the #1 horse farm Harvest Citrus Center. refreshments, prizes and enjoy time in Berlin, seven men who have been selected to begin training space allows. in Ocala on Wednesday, The cost is just $799 per surprises on the bus, but Dresden, Wittenberg and for orbital spaceflight—Malcolm S. Carpenter, Leroy Take a three-hour Oct. 9. Gypsy Vanner person and includes reserve your seat early Prague. The trip includes G. Cooper, John H. Glenn Jr,, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter Marge Slayton was a divorcee and Gus Cooper’s wife lunch cruise out of San- Horses are absolutely three nights hotel accom- because Pat’s trips always airfare, two nights in M. Shirra Jr., Alan B. Shepard Jr., and Donald K. Slay- had left him earlier for infidelity. ford along the St. John’s gorgeous horses, and this modations, breakfast sell out fast. Prague, seven nights ton. Then it was time to trot out the Mercury wives, a If NASA regimented their lives they more than River on Saturday, Oct. 5, two-hour tour will give daily, one lunch and three Mark your calendar for aboard the M/S River Al- mostly unglamorous crew of ordinary women who made up for it in their unstinting support of each aboard the ship, the “Bar- you a better understand- dinners and all taxes and Jan. 19 to 26, 2014, for a legro in an outside cabin, had endured years of waking up alone, raising chil- other. When astronaut Donn Eisele’s 6-year-old son bara-Lee”. This is an au- ing of how this beautiful gratuities. A $50 deposit western Caribbean cruise two nights in Berlin, 28 dren like single moms, and eking out their husbands’ lay dying of leukemia the wives packed the Eisele thentic stern creature came to the U.S. will hold you spot for this on Freedom of the Seas. meals and 10 exclusive measly pay for another month. Leaving nothing to freezer with food, careful not to identify donors so that paddle-wheeler with and how the Gypsy Gold fun and educational trip. You will visit ports in included tours. Call Liz chance NASA took over their lives, ordering them to Harriet would not have to write thank-you notes. modern amenities which Farm began. Meet at the Travel insurance is avail- Labadee (Haiti), Jamaica, for more information. wear pastel shirtwaist dresses and pink lipstick. Only The women comforted each other as they coped travels across Lake Mon- clubhouse at 9:15 a.m. to able for $79 per person. Grand Cayman and Diane Bress is Marion Rene Carpenter showed up in a sheath with red cab- with constant worry about their husbands’ dangerous roe and up the beautiful car pool to the farm, lo- Join your friends on Cozumel. Inside cabins Landing’s Activities Di- bage roses. missions—test pilots died at an alarming rate. Mean- St. Johns River. Enjoy a cated near SR 484 and I- Oct. 22 and 23 for Pat’s fall start at $762.11 per per- rector and an employee For some reason Life editors changed the pink lip- while NASA urged the wives to let the astronauts blow lunch menu with entrees 75. The cost is $17 per “Western-themed” casino son/double occupancy of Leland Management, stick they’d insisted on to red: “The wives were com- off steam. This meant they must worry about Florida’s such as vegetable lasagna, person. trip to Ft. Lauderdale. and include the cruise, Inc. pletely shocked, worrying about how American would Space Cookies who threw room keys and other items prime rib, chicken cordon judge them. They would never wear such a bold col- after their husbands. bleu and salmon filet, all ored lipstick. 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We play all styles of music, clas- upper-middle class, flocked to the the cooler Catskill He gives his wife something to look forward to - a Feel the peace with a beautiful morning yoga class Monday, Aug. 5 sical, contemporary, pop and jazz. Mountains to an area that became know as the divorce. Borscht Belt. They were offered luxurious accommo- Why don’t you go to a window and lean out too far? Civic Chorale begins rehearsals Sunday, Aug. 11 dations, generous menus, extensive grounds, sports I’m paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you Milton Berle shorts READER SERVICES facilities, and in-house entertainment. do it for free? Marion Civic Chorale will begin rehearsals for its German American Club anniversary Many well-known comedians got their start in the Someday you’ll go too far, and I hope you’ll stay I have a doctor who gives shots for everything. You SOUTH MARION 27th season on Monday, Aug. 5, at 6:45 p.m. at St. Borscht Belt, including Henny Youngman, Milton there. know him immediately because if you go by his office George Anglican Church, 5646 S.E. 5th St., Ocala, and The German American Club of Marion County will Berle, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Danny Kaye, I once wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They you see the patients backing in! new members are always welcome. Call 352-537-8833 hold its 16th anniversary dinner/dance on Sunday, Buddy Hackett, Lenny Bruce, and Sid Ceasar. Today’s have no holidays. When I was in the army I saved a hundred men. I or visit hhtp://MarionCivicChorale.tripod.com for Aug. 11, from noon to 6 p.m., at the Marion Oaks Com- Pun Alley takes us down the path to the Catskills for I’ve been in love with the same woman for twenty killed the cook. Citizen more information. munity Center. I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you some of their old-time humor. years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. The South Marion Citizen is a free community newspaper covering Dinner will be served at 1 p.m. and includes pork can’t get killed by a blank? news of communities in southwest Marion County including Oak Run, Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it Pine Run, Palm Cay, On Top of the World, Kingsland Country Estates, Thursday, Aug. 8 schnitzel, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans. Rodney Dangerfield’s best took two people to carry 10 dollars worth of groceries. Nowadays, when you order a twenty-dollar meal, Countryside Farms, Marion Landing, Majestic Oaks, Hidden Lake, Music will be provided by Joan and Jess! Today, a five year old can do it. you really get a mouthful. Woods and Meadows Estates, Paddock Farms, Saddle Oak Club, Deer Palm Cay GOP to meet Bring your own beverage. Semi-formal attire is re- My doctor said I was in terrible shape. I told him, “I He’s a plant manager. 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Mark Parker Sara Frances Parker Sara was a member of ong before Medicare, Medicaid, For the months of July and August the Men’s Auxil- Canteen and tickets can be purchased at the door. Saturday, Aug. 3: Lunch special served noon to 2 (Audra) of Cumming, Ga., (Tuten) passed away July the Groveland, 1938-39 Medicare Advantage and Blue iary shrimp and wing baskets with coleslaw and fries Bingo is open to the public each Monday and Thurs- p.m., taco buffet $6 5 to 7 p.m., Randy Stanley karaoke Jason S. Goodman (Jen- 28, 2013. Born Aug. 8, basketball state champi- LCross, Jews have been caring for will be served on the third Friday. day with early bird specials beginning at 11:30 am. 6 to 10 p.m. nifer) of Dallas, Ga., 1920, in Waycross, Ga., she ons. She worked in Grov- their sick in compassionate hospital Judi’s Journal The next dinner is Friday, Aug. 16, from 4 to 6. Lunch is available. Sunday, Aug. 4: Celebration of Life luncheon for Gil Sarah High (Daniel) of was a wife, mother, seam- eland for Edges settings. As was the case before public The regular schedule of the first and third Friday Computer classes will not take place in July or Au- Pelletier at 1 p.m. Wichita, Kan., and Susan stress, a dedicated mem- Hardware in her teens. hospitals came into existence, most hos- Judi Siegal will resume in September. gust, but will resume Tuesday, Sept. 10 and Tuesday, Monday, Aug. 5: Lunch specials served noon to 2 Mayfield (Don) Shawnee, ber of Meals on Wheels She learned to sew and pital care was under the auspices of re- Donation is $7. Sept. 24, starting at 6 p.m. p.m. with $1 Coney Dogs, happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. Kan.; sixteen great-grand- for 10 years, a retiree made all of her own ligious groups. For Jews, this posed the “All you can eat” fish fry is served on the second and Members and guests (non-members must be signed Tuesday, Aug. 6: Lunch specials served noon to 2 children, Morgan Jordan from Southern Railway in dresses. problem of the obtaining of kosher food fourth Friday from 4 to 6. in by a VFW Post 4781 member) p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., bowling league 6 to 8 p.m. (Alex), Jacob Viness, Z.P. Atlanta, Ga. She Sara married as well as the discrimination practices Ladies’ Auxiliary pasta dinner will be held on Sat- Monday Night Bar Bingo is played in the Canteen Wednesday, Aug. 7: Lunch specials served noon to 2 “Bo” Viness, Brock Vi- played tennis Lyman S. Parker against Jewish doctors. To this effect, A major philanthropic contributor to urday, Aug. 17, from 4:30 to 6. The dinner includes: “all from 6 to 8. p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. ness, Andrew Goodman, well into her six- in 1942 as he Jewish hospitals were set up in major this institution was American born you can eat” pasta and meat sauce, along with mixed Enjoy karaoke on Friday, Aug. 2 with Mr. October Thursday, Aug. 8: Lunch specials served noon to 2 Emily Goodman, Jessica ties and in her prepared to go cities to alleviate these problems. Sampson Simson who donated the land salad and choice of dressing, bread and butter, and and on Saturday, Aug. 3 with Rick and Ben. p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., dart league 5:45 to 9 p.m. Parker, Jakob Parker, eighties was al- overseas to One of the first hospitals to be set up on which the hospital was built, (West homemade dessert. Canteen Lunches are served on Wednesday and and shuffleboard 6:30 p.m. Londen Parker, Jade ways a winner at WWII. They for Jewish patients was the Jews’ Hos- 28th St. between 7th & 8th Avenues) and Donation is $6. Tickets are available in the Canteen Friday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Friday, Aug. 9: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., Parker, Cody Parker, bocce ball. She would be mar- pital of New York, now known as Mt. served as the first president of the and will, also, be sold at the door. VFW Post 4781 is at 9401 S.W. 110th St. Phone is 352- dinner served 5 to 7 p.m., fish or shrimp dinner $7, Bethany Mayfield, Quincy played cards ried for 51 years. Sinai Hospital, which was founded in Board of Directors. Funding was pro- A taco buffet sponsored by the Men’s Auxiliary is 873-4781. Walt and Kay’s karaoke 6 to 10 .m. Mayfield, Noah High, with her friends Sara was pre- 1852. It was to serve the indigent Jews scheduled for Friday, Aug. 30, from 4 to 6. The buffet Open to members and qualified guests Billy High, and Baby at OTOW. She ceded in death as well as new immigrants to New York. PLEASE SEE JUDI, PAGE 22 High.; sister, Mary T. played piano for by her father and Matthews of Conyers, Ga.; the demands for the hospital’s services sending cards or visiting are wonderful Today, in so-called Jewish hospitals, her own enjoy- mother, Thomas and numerous nieces and JUDI became greater and in 1866, the hospi- ways to connect with a person that is ill. there are professionals of every race ment, and cro- R. Tuten and Tuesday, Aug. 13 or 6 p.m. Thursday, nephews. She is also sur- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 tal abandoned its sectarian charter and Jews have always had social service and creed and all who are in need may chet and knitting Fannie Belle DOGS Aug. 1. Four lessons $50 Last class is test vived by many, many was renamed the Mount Sinai Hospital. organizations to care for their poor, wid- receive care. were also her hobbies. In Tuten (Dean). Her hus- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 and certification. Proof of vaccinations beloved friends both in vided by private donation and govern- Today, the hospital is one of the most ows, children or indigent citizens. This is very evident in the State of Is- all of her endeavors she band Lyman S. Parker required. MADTA Training Facility, SE Georgia and in On Top of ment subsidy since non-Jews were also prestigious in the country and is a 1,171 For this reason, Jewish settlers were rael at the famous Hadassah Hospital celebrated life. passed away in 1993. Prep class for CGC test (Canine Good Livestock Pavilion. Limited Space. For the World, Ocala. She will treated there. bed tertiary teaching hospital. allowed to settle in areas as long as they in Jerusalem where Arab and Jew and She was a daily Bible Sara is survived by her Citizen Award). Good manners at home info please call 352-369-5551. be missed. The 45 bed Jews’ Hospital of New As part of the many commandments could provide social welfare for them. treated side by side. reader and believed children, Lynda Good- and in the community will be taught for Check out our website Memorial contributions York accepted its first patient on June (mitzvot) that Jews are required to ful- Giving this concept some thought, it is Should you need medical care and mightily in her Lord and man (Jerry) of Ocala, and this 10-step test. Sharpen your skills to www.madta.org for more information may be made to Hospice 5, 1855. fill, visiting the sick, bikur cholim, is no surprise to me that some many Jews elect to use a Jewish hospital, you will Savior, Jesus Christ. Bill Parker (Debbie) of pass this certified AKC Program. and calendar of events and classes. of Marion County, PO Box People of all faiths were welcome es- one of the most important. are social workers or doctors. be in good hands. Sara was born in Way- Goddard, Kan.; seven Classes offered weekly, beginning 9 a.m. 4680, Ocala, FL, 34478. pecially to the emergency department Helping a sick person physically or These are professions that are chosen However, have your insurance card cross, Ga., Pierce County. grandchildren, Terry L. Condolences may be ex- but the majority of the patients were spiritually is a mitzvah that brings so for the common good, the Jewish idea handy. After her mother’s death Viness (Rhonda) of Mari- pressed at www.Hiers- Jews. With the outbreak of the Civil War, much comfort to one that is ill. Calling, of health care. she and her family moved etta, Ga., D. Scott Viness Baxley.com. to Florida around 1927 (Joy) of Acworth, Ga., Carl and her dad lived and knocking on my hotel room door all She got a mudpack and looked great for a study of why some women like Chi- worked in and around PUN night. I finally had to let her out. two days. Then the mud fell off. nese food so much. The study revealed Groveland. Her father CONTINUED FROM PAGE 21 I just got back from a pleasure trip. I My wife and I went back to the hotel that this is due to the fact that they read weeded around orange took my mother-in-law to the airport. where we spent our wedding night; only Won Ton backwards. trees and did odd jobs for More borsch A car hit an elderly man. The para- this time, I stayed in the bathroom and My wife has a keen sense of humor. a living. Three cents a medic said, “Are you comfortable?” cried. The more I humor her, the better. My doctor told me that jogging could The man said, “I make a good living.” We always hold hands. If I let go, she The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen and S UMMER J EWELRY S ALE add twenty years to my life. I think he My wife and I got remarried. Our di- shops. said, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came was right. I feel ten years older already. vorce didn’t work out. I made a killing in the stock market. 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