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the budget are Eastern'snew wellness ■ University to center and a proposed community wait until state center for Lake Reba, totaling $5 million. budget is final However, Rep. Harry Moberly, D Richmond, said he isn't giving up on those Madison County projects, By Joe Castle although he doesn't want to see cer- Managing editor tain higher education projects receive preferential treatment over others. FRANKFORT — The puree "I am very much opposed to just strings—as well as stale government doing one university's projects with- — were tied up in Frankfort Friday out doing projects for the other uni- following one of the most unusual versities," Moberly said, referring to days in Kentucky legislative history, the Commonwealth Library at the throwing state-funded agencies like University of Kentucky, which he Eastern into bud- feels could take precedence over other gciary limbo. projects in a re vised budget "It should Before all was be either all the projects in the House said and done, the budget or none of them." House had to lit- Moberly said if there is another erally stop the chance to have some university fund- clock in order to Assembly ing restored — such as in a special finish its business session — he will try to secure an by the midnight deadline. Now, the increase in operating funds as well. legislature has one day—April IS— Eastern's director of planning and to override any vetoes from Gov. budget Jim Clark said the university Brereion Jones and conclude all its will more than likely have to wait for regular session business. the smoke to clear around the state The result of Friday "s session was budget before making a decision on a stripped down state budget, which its own budge t. Jones has said he might veto, and no "We'reon hokVClark said. "We heal th care reform, which has been on tried to proceed with the budget, but the agenda since Jones called a spe- we just thought it was good manage- cial session last year to address the ment to wait on the state budget" Progress/JIM OUIGGINS Majority floor leader Rep. Greg Stumbo, D-Prestonsburg, (with but failed to pass the hearth care reform bill, which health care problems in Kentucky. bubble gum) leads a discussion on the House floor Friday Among the projects shut out of SEE LEGISLATURE PAGE AS contained provisions for $600 million in state revenue. Gov. afternoon. The legislature managed to pass a state budget, Brereton Jones has said he might veto the budget.

Graduation Rates of Students Enrolled Woods faces disciplinary board as Freshmen in 1985-86 By Amy Etmans "I was going to bring it home the next day," Collins Editor «■ I was going to bring said, "then everything fell apart" 48% Collins and Woods' grandfather drove from Pineville Football player Joel Woods appeared before the (the gun) home the next lo attend the hearing, but were sitting m the hallway when 30% Student Disciplinary Board Wednesday afternoon to Woods was ushered in the conference mom. hear his sanctions for violating the university policy day, then everything fell % According to the university student handbook, prohibiting weapons on campus. apart. 99 possessing a firearm on campus is a violation of the HI, Woodsowns the .38-caliber revolver used March university regulations. of students 5 by teammate John Keough to shoot himself in — John Collins In an interview Wednesday morning, Charles D. Woods' O'Donnell Hall room. .stmg Joel Woods' uncle W h i dock, executi vc assistant to President Funderburk, 6 year In an interview Tuesday night Woods, a junior said there is no provision in the faculty and profes- police administration major from Pineville, said he sional staff handbook which states that faculty or staff graduation had no idea what awaited him at Wednesday' s disci- as "unique" and a great opportunity. can or cannot have a firearm on campus. eligibility) lity) plinary hearing. He did say, however, that he would However, since disciplinary board hearings are However, he said, in the handbook for the classi- All Students Student Athletes bring copies of correspondence sent from Keough's closed to the public, sanctions Woods received were fied or hourly personnel, under the work rules, there is parents, John and Mary, to Woods which stated that unobtainable. As of Wednesday afternoon. Woods a statement which indicates those employees are not Progress/TERRY STEVENS Woods should not be punished for possessing a gun was unable to comment on his sanctions. allowed to possess an unauthorized weapon. on campus. Mary Keough also sent similiar letters to In the police report of Keough's death. Woods Sworn police officers in the division of public Coach Roy Kidd and President Hanly Funderburk. admitted the revolver belonged to him, and the only safety are the only people authorized to have firearms "I don't have any idea what is going to happen," reason he had it on campus was because he is a pan- on campus, WhiUock said. There are no exemptions Woods said. "I just want it to be over." time sheriffs deputy in Bell County. for individuals who are sworn officers in other off- Athletes graduate Woods, starting center for the Colonels football Just before Woods'disciplinary hearing began in campus areas. team, said he is hoping he doesn't get expelled from the Coates Building Wednesday afternoon, John school because he could lose his full football schol- Collins, Woods' uncle, said he had made plans to at a higher rate arship, and he wants to graduate from Eastern's come to Richmond and take the pistol back to Pine ville ■ See related story on Violence on police administration program, which he describes before Keough's suicide. Campus Committee page A7. By Don Perry Assistant news editor The Lady Student athletes at Eastern graduate at a higher per- Colonels Student senate elections next week centage rate than all students combined, according to the Official NCAA 1992-93 Graduation-Rates Report. basketball ■ Two tickets run volvcment" is the forums across campus to get students Other projects Ramsey and John- The report gives graduation information on the most team has slogan for presi- STUDENT talking to senate members, working son are working on are setting up recent graduating classes for which the required six the highest for executive seats dential candidate SENATE to find a solution to the parking prob- suggestion boxes across campus to years of information is available. April Ramsey and lem, helping to secure students'safety get student input, putting phones The report is based on the number of incoming graduation hervice presiden- By Brett Dunlap while on campus and getting fresh- across campus for easier access in freshmen who entered Eastern in the 1985-86 academic rate — 75 tial running-mate men involved with campus organiza- emergencies and bringing more at- year compared to the number who have either graduated percent — Assistant photo editor Tommy Johnson. tions when they first arrive. tention to the senate's mentor pro- or exhausted their eligibility. "Experience "I have talked to many students on gram, where students can get work A student athlete's eligibility can be exhausted when among Experience and involvement are makes the difference'' is the slogan campus and listened to many con- experience by working with profes- they have used up the time allowed by NCAA regula- Eastern the two directions the candidates run- being used by presidential candidate cerns," Ramsey, a 20-year-old public sors. tions and have not received a degree. athletes. ning for president and vice president Jeff Carter and his running-mate Bryan relations major from Richmond, said. "I'm not saying April and I know A total of 2,042 students enrolled at Eastern for the of the Student Association are taking Hamon. "Both Tommy and I are hard workers everything on what should and 8S-86 academic year; 63 of those were student athletes. in Tuesday's upcoming election for Projects both groups are looking and have been involved in other cam- Student athletes had a graduation rate of 48 percent, leadership of the senate. to do are getting more students in- pus organizations, so we know how to compared to a 30 percent graduation rate by all enrolled "Uniting students through in- volved with the senate, holding open accomplish goals." SEE ELECTIONS PAGE A6 SEE ATHLETES PAGE A7 State police test alcohol effects By Angle Hatton INSIDE News editor

It sounded like a dream. My choice of free alcoholic beverages, free food, ARTS ACTIVITIES SPORTS movies, playing cards and four other students about my age to serve as drink- ■ Acoustic ■ Student Health ■ The Colonels track ing buddies all day. Troubadour Services offers free team took second in the But add to that 25 or so policemen Series counseling clinics every Colonial Relays. watching our every move, and sud- invades Wednesday. denly it wasn't so ideal. Page B6 The Kentucky Department of Lexington's Page B5 Criminal Justice Training, housed on Kentucky INDEX campus in the new Funderburk Build Theatre V"*M Accent B1 ing.askcdfor 10 volunteers lodrink for through June 15^ +& Activities B5 them Tuesday and Wednesday as a WEATHER Ad Index B8 class for Kentucky police officers. Page B3 Arts/Entertainment B3 TODAY: Partly sunny Classifieds A4 And, of course, being a broke, bored News Briefs A4 college student, I volunteered. I drank CLASS High 53, Low 39 People B4 for them Tuesday and eventually spent PATTERN FRIDAY: Mostly sunny People poll A3 a total of nine hours there, unable to Progress/JIM OUIGGINS High 61, Low 35 Perspective A2&3 leave until the Intoxilizer breath-test- SATURDAY: Partly sunny Police beat A4 ing machine showed a reading of .00. Konomi Ka|l, » Japanese exchange student who participated as Preview B2 a community service protect for another class, starts to feet the M WTJF High 65, Low 45 Sports B6.7&8 SEE DRINK PAGE A6 effects of her gin and 7-UP. A2 / PERSPECTIVE Thursday. April 7.1994

EDITORIAL Spectator sport Jones needed to show leadership during legislative session ¥< orget baseball for the nation, or even by appearing on KET and evening news broad- basketball for Kentucky. Finger-pointing is casts statewide Friday at 6 p.m. The governor gaining popularity as the pastime in Frankfort, as blamed the last-minute scramble on the legisla- evidenced by the action in ^m^^ ^^^^^^ tors, claiming they hadn't done the General Assembly enough on the health care and Friday. Nearly everybody budget issues prior to the last Everyone in Frankfort blames Gov. week. blames someone else for the While that might be true, near-breakdown of state Brereton Jones for there was no call for Jones to government, which included not living up to his go on statewide television and a divisive battle between the responsibilites as badmouth the General Assem- Democratic leadership in the governor...and It Is bly. That type of petty, bitter House, and this forced name-calling doesn't do legislators to literally stop the blame well placed. anybody any good, especially clock to allow enough time with less that six hours left in to wrap everything up. the final big day of the legislative session. Jones House Democrats blame the Senate for didn't even call a press conference for his cutting their construction projects from the statement, instead making his comments from Dud get. Louisville representatives blame the the relative safety of the KET studios, away from Senate for cutting funds for private school both the other news media and the legislators he busing in Jefferson County. Floor leader Rep. was slamming. Greg Stumbo, D-Prestonsburg, blames health To add to the confusion, later that evening care reform supporters for bringing that bill up Jones said he would veto the budget because it too late to allow adequate discussion. didn't contain funding for his state park renova- Sen. Tim Phil pot, R-Lexington, still blames the tion projects. If Jones had wanted that funding in /.■av»Wi»wv-^3> liberals for the downfall of Western civilization. the budget so badly, why didn't he speak up Rep. Herbie Deskins, D-Pikevillc, has blamed the when Sen. Mike Moloney, D-Lexington, cut it Lexington Herald-Leader for just about everything from the proposal weeks ago? that's wrong with the world, it seems. Jones did praise two legislators on KET Eastern quirks irk musician And nearly everybody blames Gov. Brereton Friday — Stumbo and Rep. Larry Clarke, D- lights flickered off for about three Jones for not living up to his responsibilities as Louisville, both of whom later supported the Eastern has probably one of the most respected colleges of education seconds. Although shaken, I was governor during this session, and it is blame well governor's successful effort to kill the health in the state. If you are planning on able to regain my composure enough placed. care bill. becoming a teacher. Eastern is the to continue. Ten or 15 seconds later, Jones showed virtually no leadership during Quite a coincidence, isn't it? place to do iL Let's not forget the the lights again flickered, but this College of Law Enforcement, which time fee at least 10 seconds. This was this session. Basically, he delivered his budget The legislators deserve some credit for the ranks among the top in the nation. If a disaster, because I wasn't able to proposal Jan. 24, then disappeared until late last fiasco in Frankfort Friday. They could have done I were going into law enforcement, see the music and neither was my week, when he gave legislators a "pep talk," more and dealt with their two most important this is where I'd be. one wants to follow through with accompanist (Thanks Sonja Bartlett urging them to wrap up the budget and health issues — health care and the state budget— Eastern also has a top-notch them. I guess everyone wants the for helping me through this ordeal) football team. While they haven't parking fairy to come by and go so we had lo stop. ; care reform issues. more responsibly before the final week of the won any Rational championships "Poof! Now you have parking Soon, the lights came back on, Too little, too late. session. They should have avoided some of the lately, they have consisteruly been a spaces for everybody!" Yeah right and I began anew. This time I was The governor might have been able to speed bickering and in-fighting that slowed the process source of excitement and entertain- I've come to the conclusion that no able to play through the better pan of mailer how many parking lots are up action on those two key issues if he had Friday, which would have helped the session run ment on the weekends. the piece before the lights sabotaged This is what the university built or how many new spaces arc us again. When the lights went off shown a stronger presence during the session. Of more smoothly down to the wire. propaganda experts will pump into created, someone will complain this lime, they went off for a good 20 course, he might not have had any effect at all, But Jones could have done more, too. He had the minds of the bright-eyed incom- about the parking. or 30 seconds. Following this, they but he definitely didn't have any say by not the opportunity to jump in and lead, but he chose ing freshmen. Although all of it is I have only one thing to say continued to flicker continuously basically true, they are not telling the about the entire parking issue: It until we were forced to call the whole saying anything. not to. Rather than stepping up to the plate and whole story. sucks, it has sucked in the past and it thing off. The audience was ex- As if his absence from most of the session digging in for the final inning, he chose to stay in I have yet to see a pamphlet or a will suck in the future. Get over it tremely supportive, as were all my wasn't bad enough, Jones made matters worse the dugout and catcall. catalog that says, "Come to Eastern, My favorite piece of information friends and my professor, Kevin where you'll find that the English that is always withheld from the Eisensmith, but the entire event was department is off in its own little propaganda pamphlets is "it is harder embarrassing to say the least world." to get the university to fix mainte- The lights in Brock have been Nope, you'll never see that in nance problems than it is to get a doing this for two semesters now. LETTERS FROM OUR READERS print in any propaganda material. parking space, and even when the One would think that after one or two But, just think about it If you are problem is reported, the university occurrences, someone would have able to successfully pass ENG 101, will wait a minimum of six months fixed the problem. But remember, we Progress a loser for glorifying "convict'' bills, and I felt empathy when Amy Etmans asked, 102, or 105 which are remedial to respond accordingly." are at good did EKU. Shame on you for your editorial about the winners of "What is this world coming to?" Yet right next 10 writing courses, why should you be Sure, this may sound a bit I have been told that the problem is the Spring Break contest! The Eastern Progress and the Amy's article was an editorial which praised the efforts forced to take a University Writing ridiculous, but I know there are others caused by a bad fuse, but if the problem student who stole an emergency life vest from an of a young man who stole a life vest from Delta Requirement exam, and why do so on campus who will agree. Face it, was that minor, then it would have been airplane are the real losers. Airlines. Apparently this "convict" represents the many fail it? Is it because the English folks, we attend a university that has fixed immediately. Regardless of the Glorifying breaking the law and jeopardizing the values of editors of the Progress — he was rewarded for department is not fulfilling its enough physical plant workers » keep problem, it seems as if someone would life of others is not something to be rewarded. You his act of "bravery" with a dinner at Red Lobster. responsibility to educate students flowers planted all summer long, but have gotten off of their rear end and should have been highlighting students who were Perhaps the editors did not notice that seven of the properly and is (God forbid!) letting we can't seem to manage B get enough fixed it I would bet money that if die involved in community projects during Spring Break or 12 reports filed with public safety involved s theft (that students "slide" through 101 and of them to scrape the snow off the lights had flickered during one of some other positive aspect is 58 percent of the crime reported on campus this 102? It seems to me that if I can pass sidewalk. Now, I'm not blaming the President Funderburk's addresses, it Besides breaking the law, a secondary concern is week). Certainly these students would not be impressed the English department's writing physical plant workers pa se, but there would have been fixed immediately. If the image portrayed of the EKU student in the public's with the Progress' choice of contest winner. I am proficiency exam at the end of ENG is someone in charge who doesn't have it had occurred during a football game, eye. As an Eastern graduate, I personally take offense curious to know if the editors, on re-evaluating their 101 or 105,1 should be more than a clue. the university would have built a new to the representation shown here. There are many values, might realize how serious this issue is. It occurs prepared lo ace the University Take, for example, an experience stadium. students, current and graduates, who are doing great to me that any "good journalist" would realize that how Writing Requirement However.it I had on Tuesday, March 29. Being Oh well I thought I would use this things in this world who truly represent what Eastern they report the news helps shape the values of society seems as if the English department is a music education major, I am space lo let everybody know a couple Kentucky University stands for. This "convict," as you — or at the very least, it reflects them. leaching its own brand of English, expected to give an honors recital. of the things that really irk me about say, does nothing by tarnishing the school's image. Yet I do believe that we can always redeem our- because a lot of people are being My friend Jeremy and I were Eastern. You know, if enough people Next year, if thiscomest is held, I hope your staff can selves. If I were the student, I would return the life vest informed that they haven't passed the splitting the recital, and we decided would writ letters like mis, maybe one make an intelligent decision as to who the winner should be to Delta — with a letter of apology. I would also return Writing Requirement Something to have it in Brock Auditorium. The of the higher-ups would take notice and my gift certificate to the Progress, and request that it be here is amiss. beginning of the program had gone something would get done about these Beth Sullivan given to someone more worthy — the brightest sunburn The pamphlets also neglect to reasonably well, I suppose, but as and some of the other things wrong Director of EKU Educational Talent Search or the biggest sea-shell. Finally, here is a rule of thumb inform you that "it is harder to get a Jeremy was playing his first piece with our university. Program to use when trying to decide if an act is right or wrong good parking space than to be elected after intermission, the stage lights There's nothing wrong with — If it is not something you would be proud to have on President of the United States." flickered. This didn't present much wishful thinking, is there? Don't do act If you wouldn't put It on resume your resume, don't do it, it is probably wrong. I've been here three years, and of a problem, and Jeremy finished After reading the March 24 issue of The Eastern I've seen all manner of ideas to the song easily. Then came time for Stevens is a junior music Progress, I found myself feeling quite perplexed. I was Michele Turner alleviate parking stress. They all end me to play my final number. About a education major from Pikeville and is moved by the student who is championing the crime Richmond up falling by the wayside because no quarter of the way through it the graphics editor for the Progress.

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UPS & DOWNS PEOPLE POLL By Brett Dunlap What do you think about gun control? -.

\\ "I don't think "I agree with ■: V 9 ■■. Down to: Up to: Down to: anyone needs a background ! gun." checks. People Kentucky legislature EKU improvements Birmingham Barons ought to have the - Required to meet 60 days Many residence halls have The White Sox Class AA right to have every two years, the General received new blinds and smoke affiliate gave away 25,000 tick- guns, but It Assembly waited until the 59th detectors and some have refur- ets to school children, but de- should be made day to vote on the health care bished furniture and outside cided the tickets were no longer difficult so people reform bill and the executive sidewalks. These improve- valid since they would rather with records of budget Why did you put off ments will make any student sell their tickets than give them violence can't get two issues that affect the Com- proud to live in such a "Cam- away, especially since Michael them." monwealth so greatly? pus Beautiful." Jordan is playing.

Suggestions for UPS * DOWNS are welcome. To make a suggestion call 622-1872. Adam Hlghley,22, Lisa Harrison, 23, education, senior, police administration, Louisville Junior, Irvine IGangsta rap writer's first love "Since It Is in the "I think it Is Constitution, the necessary in the right to bear arms, violent society we Few people can say that they're situations that wouldn't be surprising then people should live In today." (still crazy about their first love, but in their neighborhoods. DeVone Holt be allowed to have { fortunately my first love continues to However, some rappers have them." | tickle my fancy daily. thrown the studio gangster image out | • Unlike many people, my first Your turn the window and have assumed roles as \ love wasn't with a snot-nose third authentic gangsters, i.e. Tupac and ; grader, but it was with musk; rap Snoop Doggy Dog. The sentences that J music in particular. these rappers receive for their violent ;•' What intrigued me the first time I tailored to you. It's obvious rap acts should serve as precedenting {heard the musk, and it continues to musk hasn't become a billion dollar examples to the influential audiences | intrigue me to this day, is how industry because the people who who aspire gangster status, not j rappers are abte to conjure up hit don't like it are buying it censored listening. Murray Garvin, 20, Joe Qosney, 23, • songs by focusing on social ills. However, the issue of the young Rap musk, it often gets a bad rap nutrition, sophomore, insurance, senior, {. For example, what other type of influential listener becomes an issue for being irresponsibly suggestive, Pikeville Lexington ;music can produce a hit record by after the older, disapproving crowd is when other songs receive praise for ; singing about drinking and driving? doing the same thing, only more subtly. quieted. "I think it should be "I think they • Rapper Snoop Doggy Dog did. True enough children are easily For example, what's the difference between R&B singer Aaron Hall's limited, but not should control It. His newest single, "Gin and influenced. Even possibly influenced A lot of violent Juice," which features the lyrics popular love ballad "Let's Make Love" over the edge. I by gangsta rap musk. But those same think there should people are get- "Rolling down the street smoking hypo-critks who try to ban gangsta and 2 Live Crew's "Me So Homy?" Both have similar suggestions: having be limits so the ting guns and crtdo, sipping on gin and juice," rap musk are the same parents who causing violence topped several charts: but as expected sex with a woman. The difference is. wrong people won't are taking their children to see get them." toothers." of any defiant musk, the critics were Sylvester Stallone's, Steven Seagal's, Hall's song asks in what some swift on the attack. Jean-Claude Van Damme's and Clint consider to be a respectable manner. Tony G., a disc jockey from Eastwood's violent movies. Respectable or not, if either song Kansas City, Mo., KPRS-FM radio, I think rapper Bushwick Bill of influences children to have sex, they refused to play the No. 1 song, "Gin the Geto Boys put it best when he all face the same possibilities of and Juke,'' on his top eight count- said, "You don't want your kids to becoming pregnant or contracting a down because he said he cares deeply hear songs of this nature, but you sexually transmitted disease. tor his community. take them to the movies to watch The bottom line is that gangsta Jennifer Leach, 23, Manjiri Arole, 19, Singer Dionne Warwick Schwarzenegger." rap music gets a bad rap and often English-history education, occupational therapy, despises the music and labels it as Watching a violent act seems takes a front seat to a more important senior, Louisville junior, Poona, India "pomographk." much more influential than trying to issue — parenting. Other critics have also discredited imagine what it's like after listening I'm an avid gangsta rap listener, the music, claiming it uses irrcspon- to one, but yet movies arc praised for but 1've never had a real light, never sibte and offensive language, their realism while gangsta rap music done any drugs, dori'r rtrn* liquor glorifies crime and violence and is criticized for it. And while we're and have a passionate lo4e and demeans women. on the subject of realism, what's the respect for women. I owe this all to '. In defense of my first love, I problem with bringing the reality of my mother, who taught me to sec think it's important to mention that a street life, or as rapper Tupac calls it things objectively and also to know large majority of these critics are "Thug Life," on to record? right from wrong. usually 35 years of age or older. It seems to me that those who If more parents would act as role Meaning many of them were arguing attempt to ban gangsta rap music are models and not just landlords, maybe •with their parents in defense of the attempting to deny the realism of the America would be a lot less violent rebellious musk of the 1960s that violence and criminal life that has place, and maybe gangsta rap would opposed the Vietnam War and plagued the American streets. disappear. But until the parents wake advocated sex and drugs. Wake up, hypo-critics. up and teach their children right from "Hypo-critics" is what I call 'em. These rappers are only working wrong, I tell gangsta rappers what What's more is these hypo-critks as street-reporters by singing rapper Eric Sermon tells them, "Stay personally find gangsta rap music explicitly about what they sec in the Real." offensive. streets. ». Here's a little hint for you all. If Many others rappers are. as Holt is a senior journalism major you find some rap songs and groups rapper Spice 1 said, "Studio Gang- from Louisville and an intern at The offensive, they're probably not sters." They tell fictional stories of Lexington Herald-Leader. Freedom of choice ruled by oppression "With liberty and justice for all." people. We are the ones who operate These words open each meeting of AIDS hospices, food lines and hot the student senate, but are they lines that offer assistance and heard? The action taken by the senate information for everyone with a on Tuesday, March 8, tells me they concern about AIDS. We don't turn arenot. The senate feels that liberty people away because they arc and justice are only appropriate for heterosexual. We provide what is the majority of students; not all needed when it is needed. The students. affirmative action clause will not stop homosexual community is actively This nation was founded so that discrimination This is true, but it would educating ourselves about AIDS and its citizens would be free of ridicule, curtail discrimination and provide a AIDS prevention, while the hetero- harassment and discrimination. Now, safer environment for educating people sexual community has been resistant some 200 years later, the nation about homosexuality. to such efforts, because AIDS is a founded to promote the freedom of Anita Dem says, "They should "gay" disease. Get out Mr. Rogers, choice is a nation ruled by oppres- deal with their own problems." We and join that pan of the heterosexual sion. We have lost our direction: we are dealing with them. We are trying community that is active in AIDS no longer strive for diversity within a to educate people, such as Ms. Dem, awareness and understand the true harmonious society, but strive for a about how they treat homosexuals, impact of AIDS. If you are unwilling harmonious society through the and are asking that we be met to do this, then the next time you oppression of diversity. We need to halfway. All it takes is standing and want to accuse someone of destroying regain our former path and learn to saying, "Being gay is OK for you, but life or being a burden to our health respect and honor each individual's not me. You are a person just like me, care system, look in the mirror. beliefs and values. except for your choice of partners, Members of GUESS are very Members of our senate accused and as such, deserve my respect and supportive of this letter. And we are GUESS and homosexuals of seeking acceptance." Nowhere does it say planning activities to help show special treatment Why should we ask anyone has to like a homosexual. people that we are as human as they for what we already receive? Every day Jeronna Brown doesn't under- (heterosexuals) are. homosexuals are singled out to receive stand why homosexuals want threats, ridkuk and harassment; all of "special treatment" Perhaps if she Combs is a senior psychology ihcse are forms of special treatment were not at the top of every major from Lee County. GUESS is Homosexuals are not asking to be put at company's list to fill affirmative sponsoring aforuin titled "Hale is the head of the line, just on the line with action quotas, she would understand. Not a Family Value." which will be everyone else. Now for Carl Rogers. Homosexu- held at 6:30 p.m. April 13 in the Others on the senate say that als arc not the people out there with Kennamer Room of the Powell adding sexual orientation to our guns, clubs and rocks killing other Building. 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An artkte in last week's Progress about nerve gas Church of Richmond. The phone number to the church is contained incorrect information. The Browder's Amendment 623-4383. is an amendment to the 1993 Defense Authorization Act An editorial in last week's Progress about student An artkle in last week's Progress about Easier senate and a March 24 artkle contained incorrect services contained incorrect information. The Rev. Dan information. The student senate policy allows only five DEADLINE To Submit Letters To The Editor... April 25! an associate pastor of the First rhrisuan absences — three excused and two unexcuscd. A4 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 7, 1994 PROGRESS CLASSIFIEDS PUice classified a NEWS EARN CASH stuffing envelopes at i phone service. HLLP WANH I) borne. All inateriaU provided Send oouoes. provide (wi p SASE to Midwest Mailers. P.O. Box House has deck.deck, washewaaUe x/dryer, PAID OPPORTUNITY TO parking. 624-1642. Leave i TRAVEL THE STATE! Travel the 395, OUthe.KS 66051. state as a sales representative for the MISCELLANEOUS Financial aid problems solved COURIER-JOURNAL newspaper. FRANKFORT COUNTRY^CLUB: Requires travel and overnight stays SwaWTeasTcotcli. Lifeguards. Pool Good Business Opportunity ■ By Selena Woody Department of Education began cod- Education Assistance Authority be- at motels throughout Kentucky. Manager. Pleasant working condi- fastest growing industry. Full or Accent editor ing every financial aid application it gan to search for the problem. Tuesdays-Saturdays. 19.5 hours/ tions, nieals, excellent wages. Must r^-time. Call 9 -10 pm, (606)723- processed with a "C." The error in the federal comput- week- Earning potential S225-$300 6054, ask for Bob. weekly, salary and oommMnons be certified. Apply ■»!»*» Students may have noticed strange This "C alerts the university fi- ers, known as the Central Processing uKliidcdDauyfoodaltowance, Frankfort CaJuyZk*. Two Creeks PORSALB BY OWNER: 3- things happening with their financial nancial aid office that a student has a System, was discovered and corrected mileage and motel expenses paid. If bedroom Ranch. 2-bath, 2-car aid, especially if they turned it in problem with financial aid forms. two weeks ago. Subdivision, across from Farmers you are a positive, outgoing, self- Bank. Deadline for receiving SrateVMO Saratoga Circle S92.500. around March 7. Luhman said this problem could Any students who have problems starter, and are interested in seeing 624-1908. Some students began receiving be anything from a wrong Social Se- or questions about their financial aid Kentucky this summer, contact the gpJaajJBM April 13.1994. notices that their financial aid could curity number to actual default. What- or experience any further problems Career Placement Center, 319 Jones ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOY- LOSEWFJGHT! I lost 35 Its. in 10 not be processed because amounts of ever the problem, the office must in- should contact the financial aid office Building to sign up for an interview. MENT-Earn up » $8.000+in two weeks -you can too! Call (606)281 loan defaults could not be determined. vestigate all forms that come to them as soon as possible. IssewtowswUi be conducted on months. Room and board! Transpor- 8282. The strange thing was that some with "C" on them. "We know this has caused some April 18. tationt Male or Female. No experi- of these students didn't even have "We're trying to be careful so problems for the students, but it is ence necessary. Call (206)545-4155 Earn $420 in iBBjOtoi, fifttime/ students don' t have to pay that money much better to call and work it out," COLLEGE INTERN: Put your more full time. Call 1-800-557781. loans; some never had them. college degree to work. We are eat. ASS34. Call (606)281-8272 for appointment According to financial aid direc- back," Luhman said. Luhman said. "If a school is jerking seeking bright, aggressive, college When reports of the problem be- its students around, it needs to know BABYSITTER needed Saturdays for tor Susan Luhman, the trouble arose students who are ready for a two small children. Start 5:15 am. RECORDSMITH buys, sells and when the computer in the federal gan to flood in, the Kentucky Higher that it can't do that" challenging position and are willing trades CDs and tapes. EKU Bypass. to lx advanced by their own merits, Call 625-1785 bard work and performance. This What Are Yoa Dong This Summer? AA CRUISE A TRAVEL EM- position will provide handson How about the great outdoors! PLOYMENT GUIDE. Earn big S$$ training in marketing, administra- Kentuckiana Girl Scout Council u + Travel the World Free! (Carib- tion , sales and management. We are looking for energetic, child-loving, bean, Europe. Hawaii, Asia!) Hurry! a national company mat offers outdoorentiuuaasts. 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Lackey's Airport, US take effect June 1 The governor also signed a bill that will allow school Employer. ing instructors and general counsel- 25 South, 6 miles from Bypass, turn Department mergers have taken rightonMenelausRd.SatASun.10 CAI*PUS districts to forgo making up four class days missed when EARN S50-S250 for yourself plus ors. For more information, call the next step before the final merging he closed the highways because of heavy snow. Kelley Mullaney (502)6364900. a.m. For information, call (606) up to $500 for your club! This 873-03110x986-8202-- deadline of June 1 takes place. fundraiser costs nothing and lasts There have been three options tttt^^^i Justice Blackmun one week. Call now and receive a ATTENTION STUDENTS: Cruise added to the department of technical agriculture. Floricul- Ship Jobs! Earn S2000+monthlv, LOST& FOUND NATION free gift 1 -800-932-0528 exL 65. S ummer/holidayAulltime. World ture and floristry-12 hours, landscape horticulture-12 hours retires from U.S. Lost golden jewelry pouch contain and turf management-12 hours have been added. travel. Caribbean, Hawaii, Europe, Supreme Court Girl Scout Camp Staff- _ Mexico. Tour Guides. Gift Shop ing gold watch and two gold rings. If The business administration department has added Supreme Court Justice Harry Camp Director, Busmen Manager. Sales, Deck Hands, Casino Workers, found, call 624-3110 four options to the existing bachelor's of business admin- A. Blackmun retired yesterday af- Health Supervisor. Counselors, Waterfront, Rappelling, Nature. Arts etc. No experience necessary. Call istration in marketing degree. General marketing, retail ter serving for 24 years on the high court (602)453-4651. WIN A FREE TEE SHIRT marketing, marketing promotion and business logistics Appointed by Richard Nixon as a third choice for a and Crafts and Cooks needed for the have been added for career alternatives. summer at Girl Scout Camp Sy- vacancy in 1970, Blackmun, 85, rose from his original camore Hills. Contact Tricia CRUISE SHIPS HIRING - Earn up Faculty senate has also approved the name change conservative standpoint to become one of the leading to $2000+/mo. on Cruise Ships or Coleman. Cumberland Valley Girl Land-Tour companies. Summer & from the department of humanities and foreign language to liberals in Supreme Court history. His most well-known Scout Council, P.O. Box 404456. the department of foreign language and humanities. Full-Time employment available. stance was on the 1973 case Roe vs. Wade, which Nashville. TN 37204 or (615)383- No experience necessary. For Turkey Hughes baseball field established constitutional protection for abortion rights. 0490. information call 1-206-634-0468 , The most surprising change was his recent switch on extC5534. COirC*~* 'M stand catches fire the position he took on the death penalty. He said he Equestrian Counselors - experience Just answer the following question required for summer position at Girl t ..me in two weeks, the conccsion stand would no longer vote to uphold death sentences. ROOMATES WANTED correctly and be the first to come The White House is preparing a list of possible Scout Camp Sycamore Hills. next to Turkey Hughes baseball field has been set on fire. Contact Tncia Coleman, down to First Gear on the comer ot On March 21 and March 31 someone had set fire to the replacements, including Senate Majority Leader George Female roommate for Summer/Fall, Cumberland Valley Girt Scouts. 2 BR Townhouse, non-smoker.Call 1st and Main: con< cssion stand around midnight. The fires were found to Mitchell, Assistant Attorney General Walter Dellinger (615)383-0490. be started on a table inside the building and spread to the and a Hispanic federal district judge Jose Cabranes. CJ. 624-1338 Who is the toad singer tor the floor, wall and ceiling. Health Supervisor - RN or EMT Room available in small bouse four band Smashing Pumpkins? Public safety and the Richmond Fire Department both Armed Zulus march certification required for summer blocks from campus for one M/F, suspect arson. The fires caused a few hundred dollars __. for demands in South position at Girl Scout Camp Sy- quiet mature lifestyle, prefer Last weeks answer: Five worth of damage to the building. camore Hills. Contact Tricia WORLD Africa Coleman, Cumberland Valley Girl graduate student, non-smoker. $180/ (Indwduib •m** ona «* par < Parental consent 20,000 Zulus armed with machetes, Scouts. (615)383-0490 clubs and spears marched Tuesaay to now required for make demands for a dominant state STATE minors' abortions and in defiance of the decree not allowing the carrying of Gov. Brcrcton Jones signed a weapons. parental consent bill that will go in effect in July. Heavily armed police officers and troops tried to The bill will require unmarried minors who want an search the people as they arrived for the march in Natal, abortion to have a parent's permission or a judge's order South Africa. The police could not keep up the search in order to have one. because of the amount of people who arrived at the march Jones signed the bill, even though he was asked to veto to protest the government's proclamation of emergency it by the Pro-Choicc Coalition of Kentucky. The coalition and the death of Zulu marchers in Johannesburg.

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(j^ggodyjill NEW WAT BOOT SHOP Our business works... So people Can. Progress/JIM QUK3GINS From Left, Dale Carter of Teledyne Continental, the company that made the plane's engine; Brian Finnegan from CESSNA and Dick Stoops, Jumpmaster at Lackey's airport survey the crash site. We offer ■the latest up to date styles •prom dresses start at $7.50 $10 OFF •something for every member Plane crash in Berea injures 5 of your family ■clothes start at $1 any purchase By Chad Williamson after which they evacuated the plane. gree bums to his face. Arts editor One passenger, Jeff Webster of A preliminary report from the Na- Qeatral Industries of Kentucky of $80 or more Florence, was unconscious and became tional Transportation Safety Board 4C»-BEaMaml ;> BEREA—Authorities have reached trapped in his seat belL Stoops cut him could find no mechanical fault with the S2S-717S '■no official determination as to the cause loose and pulled him from the plane plane. An official report will not be -of a plane crash Saturday which injured with the help of ground assistant Steve issued for several months. '■' all five passengers and a ground assis- Middendorf of Lexington. The plane's Farhat is a private pilot certified by 120 KEENELAND DR. • 623-7938 tant fuel tank exploded seconds later. the Federal Aviation Administration, ;- ThepiloLJadFarhatofLexington, "If we'd been unconscious for 30 according to NTSB spokesperson Jeff '.was flying the Cessna 182 as it was seconds, we'd have been burned up," Guzzctti. * 'taking off from Lackey Field with three Sloops said. "Our investigation will look into all ; studcntskydiversfromiheThundcrbird The other plane passengers were aspects of the crash," Guzzctti said."Wc j Parachute Club and jumpmaster Dick Donald Ka vanaugh of Crescent Springs will look into the man, the machine and Sera-Tec Biologicalsl i Stoops, when, according to Stoops, the and Michael Sharp of Independence. the environment he was flying in." ' winds helping to lift the plane died. Injuries to the passengers were He said it will take three to four The plane had gotten only IS feet minor and treated at Panic A. Clay with months to determine the probable cause ! into the air when it veered to the right the exception of Sharp, who was flown of the crash. NEW HOURS Let h P U e and skimmed tree lops. The plane u> the University of Kentucky Medical Stoops said the plane, except for Mon.,Wed., & Fri you he. po?h;rr New Donor. crashed tail up, nose down. Center for a cracked pelvis. He was the engine, was totaled in the fire. Stoops It's quick and it's 5fCei>X Stoops said it look IS seconds for listed in fair condition Wednesday. said he expects to be able to take stu- :30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. the occupants to get their bearings. Middendorf received second de- dents back up this weekend. easy.

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■ i ■A6 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 7,1994 NEWS ELECTIONS: Ramsey, Carter run for president WE'LL PAY r Shoe. Inc. Continued from from page YOU TO HAVE SOFT shouldn't be passed," said Johnson, a One Pair Over $20 senior pre-med major from Berea. EXCITING "What we want to do is provide the . 4/UM; leadership so the senate can work WEEKENDS. tat. 10-to 9 Sun. 1 to 6 :5 iudetCloseoats more productively and efficiently." Ramsey has one year of experi- ence on senate, ami Johnson has served for a year and a half. Projects Carter and Hamon are And finally, I'd Like to working on are opening up the teacher thank all of my friends for giving •valuations to the student body in a Ramsey and Johnson Carter and Hamon published form, maximizing the me a Congratulations Classified in the Progress. shuttle bus service to the outer park- ecutive cabinet, we know the avenues two years and Hamon one and a half. I had gotten so depressed that I decided to skip my ing lots, studying how the infirmary is that we have to lake to get the admin- "Our combined three and a half The Army Reserve will give finals and forget about graduation... then I saw the serving the students, working with istration to listen to the student sen- years on the senate makes us versatile you weekend excitement lute ad. It opened my eyes and changed my life. I'll student activities and the residence ate," Carter, a 26-year-old senior cor- to organize the senate and get a lot you've never had before, and you hall association to create weekend rections major from Irvine, said. "We can earn more than $16,750 vnever be the same. Thank you!!!! (Sniffle, Sniffle) accomplished in a year," said Hamon, while you're enjoying yourself programs for all students and look cannot guarantee we can get all of a 22-year-old senior pre-med chemis- during a standard enlistment Does anyone have a tissue? into the issue of day care for students' these projects for the students of East- try major from Winchester. Think abou; it. On a part-time children. cm, but we will give them an answer A debate between the candidates basis, usually one weekend a "With our expertise on student to what is happening." will be held Sunday night at 11 p.m. month plus two weeks' Annual senate and serving as part of the ex- Carter has served on senate for on the campus radio station, WXII. Training, you could earn good pay, have a good time, make good friends and even be DRINK: Police get students wasted, study them entitled to good benefits and opportunities to get money for Continued from front page mystagmus, the involuntary twitching education. on my way as sober. They didn't know You'll also be getting hands- of the eyes that occurs when peripheral 1 blew. 116 on the breath test after 6 1/ "You're used to just going to sleep on training in a skill that will vision is tested on drunk people. 2 bourbon and Cokes. last you a lifetime. and waking up sober in the morning, Tetsutaro Yoshikawa, an exchange This was because my eyes don't reg- The Army Reserve knows hut this is different You have to sit here student from Japan, had slight ister any signs of mystagmus even when how to make weekends inter- and wait to sober up," police training mystagmus naturally without alcohol drunk, but I also passed the other tests. esong. Are you interested? instructor Sue Vance said. and therefore would have tested drunk Toppings said alcohol works like a Think about it The experiment trains officers al- anyway and did in most cases despite slow anesthetic, putting to sleep differ- Then think about us. ready in the police force better detect the fact his BAC never exceeded .051. ent sections of the brain at a time. The Then call: those who arc at the legally drunk .10 Yoshikawa had a low tolerance to first to go is the higher learning area Blood Alcohol Content (BAQ level, alcohol, as did Konomi Kaji, another that controls morals and decision mak- 623-1270 instructor Tim Morris said. Japanese exchange student who par- ing. The last to go before death is the Breath test training supervisor Ron ticipated in Tuesday's testing. Top- involuntary actions such as breathing. MAIL roe CAN ar Toppings said one half of all traffic pings said Oriental people and Ameri- Parts of my brain were asleep Tues- accidents occur at the .10 level when can Indians often are missing an en- day especially when Prytula and I started ARMY RESERVE people think they can still drive safely. zyme that regulates the rate at which making deals to get more bourbon. Police asked volunteers to drink a alcohol is metabolized. After eating four large pizzas, nap- designated number of drinks based on Kaji drank only two drinks, achiev- ping and playing gin rummy, we all See Something their height and weight to have them ing a 0.02 BAC level. Ail five teams of eventually sobered up. But not before achieve a level right at .10 BAC and officers would have let her go free. getting a new perspective on alcohol Happening MESSAGE: then did various tests on them. Yoshikawa would have been arrested and the stages of its effects, both as it Five groupsof four policemen, each by three of the groups in a real situation. escalates and comes back down. That's from different areas all over the state, The two other volunteers were se- We all did handwriting samples ftstcd each participant in three ways: nior police administration major Rob before and after. All of us did okay Newsworthy? balancing on one foot for 30 seconds, Prytula and sophomore Shane Meyers. except for Meyers, who spelled his talking and turning on a straight line Prytula, who tested at. 129, would have name wrong after eight cans of beer. Give Us A and the pencil-eye test been arrested by four of the five groups, "I do it all the time," Meyers said. The eye test, a pencil passed hori- and Meyers, who tested at .79, would The department needs 10 volun- Call At 10 words for $2. Add a photo for $5. zontally and vertically in front of the have been arrested by three of them. teers over 21 years of age for 12 to 14 eyes, checks for horizontal gaze or All five groups would have sent me classes a year. 622-1882. Return to 118 Donovan Annex by 4/21 with payment.

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As a comedian, he has brought his comedy juggling routine to the TV screen and can be seen on "Evening At The Improv" and "Comic Strip Live." He has hosted his own nationally syndicated game show "Skedaddle" produced by Hanna Barbara and can regularly be seen as a host on the Encore Channel.

Ron has also guest starred in several TV series, appeared in the film "Lena's Holiday" and filmed the pilot "Interns in Heat" for the Fox Network.

7:30 PM • Keen Johnson Ballroom THURSDAY • APRIL 22 • 7:30 PM EKC4 ALUMNI COLI4EC4M CENTER Eastern Kentucky University Tickets on sale 8 a.m. Friday. April 8 at the Cashier's Window. Coates Administration Cistern Kentucky University ~J Building (charge by phone at 606-622-1238) BOARD OPEN TO THE PUBLIC B9ARDJ and all TicketMaster Outlets. The Eastern Progress,Thursday, April 7,1994 A7 NEWS Committee tackles campus violence

By Jason VanOver campus lo educate then an how to de-escalate ag- The current regulation says students may not Dairy have firearms on campus, even if it is out in the open, As of now, the Violence on Campus committee but this does not cover faculty and staff. Queen President Hanly Funderburk has created a Vio- it dealing with ideas that concern such dungs as Jay Riggs, associate professor in the psychology ® lence on Campus comminee to address the problem weapons on campus, fighting, safety and security on department and member of the Student Disciplinary of fear on campus caused by aggression. campus and finding the "root rfthe problem." Council and the Violence on Campus committee, The comminee is made up of one student, one Violence on Campus, which was created by said campus would be a much safer place without faculty member and six administrators who have Funderburk to look at areas of concern and make weapons. decided to address the problem of aggression by recommendations on how to solve the problems, will "I am personally against any form of handgun brazier having workshops on how to deal with it make five recommendations in the proposal that anywhere," Riggs said. WE ALWAYS Skot Howie, vice presidentfor the student senate, Calvin Tolar, director of the Counseling Center and Other things of interest being recommended are HAVE YOUR member of the committee, is wriiing. putting new labels on telephones having the new 911 is the student on the committee. FAVORITE The new workshops, tobegin in the fall semester, One of the five recommendations is that faculty phone number, instead of the former 411 emergency BIG HILL AVE TREATS will be open for all new employees, resident assis- and staff will no longer be able to have any type of number, training classes for students and faculty and RICHMOND, KY 4047 5 tants, student assistants and most other staff on firearm on campus. an overall improvement in security on campus. ATHLETES: Teams have higher graduation rates than other students ! WE TREAT YOU RIGHT!

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it A8 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 7, 1994 NEWS St. Mark's Church Bingo - Friday Nights FMfejrtno St. Mark* Church • I* lo $5,000 hi Cwh Wkvanga .Aoria.Pk*toJa#m worth $1000 * LEGISLATURE: Confusion in Frankfort delays university budget $700 pka KU • Ear* Bird GamM - $700 | stall student in Continued from front pgp form bill by a vote of 20-16. .iiui icccivc S2 The bill ran into tougher opposition Al Popular PuNTeba B* oil ono main Despite passage of the budget, its in the House, where Stumbo and his i« DoorPriZM ime future is shaky since the House didn't coalition were aligned against House I • Special Qamee 1-31-9-1 speaker Rep. Joe Clarke, D-Danville, pass the health care reform bill. The and supporters of the reform. The health Doon opart 6p.m. EarlyEmrly Bird* 7p.m. Main Gmmm $ p.m. health care package would have gen- care debate in the House got so healed. erated $600 million — in combina- officials had lo slop the clock on the tion with federal matching funds — which was needed to balance the bud- wall of the chambers at 11:45 p.m. get Kentucky has a constitutional because it wasn't likely that the issue amendment which requires a balanced would be resolved by midnight state budget Health care dies In the end, Stumbo won out fol- It ain't over till it's over lowing a battle with Clarke over parlia- If the governor has tocall a special mentary procedure. Clarke and Rep. session to resolve the budget situa- Ernesto Scorsone, D-Lexington, had tion. Clark said the Board of Regents Died to suspend the rules of the House will have to do the same. to call health care for a vote, something "We'll just have to have a special that several supporters of the bill dis- meeting of the Board before July I ." Progress/JIM OUIGGINS agreed with. Clark said. "If they (the Board of Rep. Harry Moberly, D-Rlchmond, (right) voted for the state "The majority leader has got lo Regents)don't have a regularly sched- budget but against the health care reform bill last week. have the power to call the bills," uled meeting in May or June, they'll Moberly said. "It was really a lest be- have to schedule one. or else we'll just kind of spending spree," Jones said. vider lax in the health care reform bill. tween Joe Clarke and Greg Stumbo." have to make up a budget and hope it "We submitted a balanced budget with Stumbo said the legislature needed to Moberly said the fight on the House flies." a SI30 million surplus." pass at least the provider tax — which floor Friday will more than likely lead Moberly, who voted for the bud- Before saying he would veto the would pump $300 million into state lo a challenge to Clarke's position as get but against the health care bill, budget and work against the health coffers over the next two years — House speaker. said he couldn't justify not parsing a care reform bill, the governor appeared even if every other provision was "There will be a race for speaker," budget and forcing a special session on KET and evening news broadcasts stripped out of the health care reform Moberly said, although he feels Stumbo before the fiscal year ends in June. Friday, criticizing the legislature for bill. won't be the candidate because the "I voted for the budget because I its inaction on both of those bills. Despite the strong move against Floyd County Democrat likes his cur- thought if we come back into special As of yesterday, Jones had not the budget it passed the House S7-39, rent position too well. Stumbo will session, we would run into the same vetoed the budget, so there is still a with the Democrats splitting 34-34 on back another candidate—possibly Rep. problems and spend $40,000 of the chance it might stand. A Progress the plan. Jixly Richards, D-Bowling Green, or taxpayers' money each day,"Mobcrly reporter received no reply from the Rep. Larry Clark, D-Louisville—who said. "So I thought we needed to go governor's office yesterday regard- Health care gets ill will probably unseat Clarke, Moberly ahead and pass it within the allotted ing the possibility of a budget veto. The House passage of the budget said. time." put the pressure on the Senate to pass But Jones' behavior Friday nearly United they stand... the health care bill, which it did, stole the spotlight from the General "We'll start...all over again" The budget's passage followed squeaking HB2S0 through after the Assembly,leading legislators to specu- Jones might end up calling a spe- vehement opposition on the House Democratic leadership scraped up late on what caused his turn-about on cial session anyway, because the Sen- floor by groups of Democrats from enough votes. the budget and health care. ate cut out crucial pans of his funding Louisville and eastern Kentucky, both However, rumors of Jones' effort "I think the governor was some- plan, including money to renovate the of whom lost millions of dollars in the to kill the health care reform move- what confused and is hampered by state's park system. stripped down funding package. ment were circulating in the legisla- poor advisers," Moberly said. "I think "That's why I will veto this bud- House floor leader Rep. Greg ture before the Senate had even voted, they wanted to kill health care so the get, and we'll start this whole process Stumbo, D-Prestonsburg, did say the prompting sharp criticism from both governor could gel his state parks all over again," Jones said Friday night House needed to work toward a com- senators and representatives. Several projects back in a special session bud- while his staff hurried to scuttle the promise with the Senate on the budget legislators made references to the lack get health care bill, "because it's just flat and health care issues, but ended up of leadership from the "first floor," "I think the governor did a poor out wrong." voting against the budget. meaning Jones' office. job," Moberly said, "and I think Friday The governor said he believed his "We owe it to the Senate to try to "Governor ... you are as close to night as interesting as it was, was a budget proposal was acceptable be- resolve (our) di fferenccs." Stumbo said. health care reform as you will ever be case of government not working very cause it was balanced before it got to Still, Stumbo urged the House to in your administration," Senate Presi- well. 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By Janeen Miracle By Janeen Miracle Staff writer Staff writer

JUST IN ... a stimulating summer life ONE STUDENT who thought big when it does not have to consist of sleeping until came to her summer plans is Twi la Crouc her, JS noon and watching "Days of Our Lives" who will be spending eight weeks in Russia until every character has had amnesia or this summer as a missionary. . been reincarnated three times over. A child development and family stud- © Students involved with cooperative ies major from Mount Vemon, Crouc her education are attesting to the fact that it can will be studying with Russian psychologist be much more. Lewygotsky in her free time. Some of these students are jumping at The two will be observing prcschools (/> the chance to further their careers by find- and seeing how children develop in the ing summer co-op jobs in Kentucky that Russian cul- will give them experience in their job field. ture. Billy Johnson, a manufacturing tech- Most of her nology student from Georgetown, is mak- time, however, Who to call ing the most of his summer vacation by will be spent for travel working at Sembol Systems in Richmond. working in the Already employed at Sembol Systems cities of For more infor- as a co-op student, Johnson will continue Sasonovo and mation about this summer to set up machinery and check Moscow. summer study parts to make sure they are the right size For four abroad, contact s before operation of the machinery begins. weeks in one of the follow- Johnson, like many other students with Sasonovo, she ing professors: summer co-op jobs, will be gaining credit will work in hours, as well as pay for the work he is camps with •Robert Burkhart, doing. children from Wallace 217, "It's a real good thing," Johnson said. the ages of 1S phone 2117 or "It helps you to understand what your field to 19, teaching 5861 is all about. Sometimes at work I team Bible classes more. I understand the theory of my major and having rec- •Sarah Johnson, better." reation fellow- Keith 323. phone ships. 1364. Work reinforces life choice She will Amy Bodine, a senior fashion mer- also do an ecol- chandising major from Louisville, is an- ogy project for other student taking advantage of her sum- the government, which will include clean- mers to work. ing out a lake or forest- Because she took a heavy class load to She will spend her final four weeks in to graduate a year early, Bodine said a Moscow traveling todiffcrcnt churches tul summer job was a perfect way for her to doing creative ministries, which include refresh the knowledge she gained from her drama, singing, interpretative movement classes. and puppets. At the same time, her summer work Croucher said that learning about a dif- made her sure of what she wanted to do ferent culture will help her in the future. with her life. "The cultural diversity I will be ex- "The summer was an opportunity to posed to will help me relate to people in leam at home away from classes," Bodine more positive and less ethnocentric ways," said. "It reinforced my decision of choos- Croucher said. "I look at it as an adventure ing fashion merchandising as a major. It and an educational learning experience and allowed me the opportunity to learn more something that I can benefit from culturally about merchandising from a hands-on ex- and spiritually." perience." For the past three summers, Croucher has done similar work at Hilton Head, S.C., and in Kentucky. At Hilton Head, she Get an edge over colleagues Progress/BRETT DUNLAP The competitive edge that summer jobs worked in a day camp that allowed her to offer to students is one reason many get ▲Travis Curry, left, and Philip West are both construction technology majors who chose to better gain experience in her field of work. involved with co-op. their knowledge of their careers by co-opplng during the past summer. Both men worked with the "Not only have I learned dedication, Last summer, Travis Curry, a con- company building the expansion onto the university's Crabbe Library. skills and hands-on experience, but I have struction technology major from Manches- also learned what is important in life and a ter, laid concrete for the library addition ► senior Amy Bodine career, which is to find happiness and suc- Inside still under construction. furthered her career In cess as 1 work and serve God," Croucher This summer he will be doing work on fashion merchandising said. by working during the Nobel prize the Somerset Community College with D.W. Wilburn Inc., which is based in Lex- summer at Bacon's, a Irish law gold for some winner William department store In Another student who is going abroad Lipscomb will ington. He has already been working for the company for a year. Louisville. and studying in Ireland is Jody Breeding, a give a clarinet Curry will also hclpremodelthemiddle paralegal science major from Lexington. recital and speak school in Manchester and will be doing Cooperative Education "I found out about it on a bulletin board," In Keen Johnson some construction work in Richmond. Breeding said. "I thought it would be fun Tuesday. See "I feel like I've got an advantage over and interesting way to cam three hours PREVIEW, B2. people who aren't working," Curry said. instead of silting in class." "You leam a lot from actually going out in "It will be interesting to sec how their I Performance key the field besides just going to class." legal system is set up," Breeding said. "It doesn't pertain directly to my major, but I to "The Paper." think I will probably learn a lot about differ- See ARTS, B3. Open doors to the real world The benefits of working for co-op dur- ent things that go with the legal profes- sion." I Randy Johnson ing the summer can come back to help to lead American students in their future careers. Connie Dirks, a counselor in the coop- To go or not to go martial arts team erative education department, said sum- Sarah Johnson, assistant professor of In Chinese mer co-op jobs are a way for students to get social science, works with the academic festival. See their foot in the door of a permanent job. program Breeding is going through to visit PEOPLE, B4. "Overall, 50 percent of students are Ireland. offered permanent jobs from.co-op," Dirks The program is made up of universities I Bag-A-Thon said. 'That's great in these competitive in the United States. unites students days. If they don't get permanent jobs, at Professors from these universities teach nationwide. See least they have something good to put on their students first-hand about classes they take at the universities in different coun- ACTIVITIES, B5. their resume." Dirks is a firm believer that industrious tries during the summer. students can put their summer to work for For instance, professors teach ng I Colonels get 5-4 Shakespeare could travel to-4«r«at Brita n win In 10th them and get the edge in the job market. "It's too competitive," Dirks said. to leach the class in the play wrignt s na• i \. Inning. See "They need every edge they can gel while land. SPORTS, B6. in school. Summer is an opportunity to "Sometimes students take it for their take advantage of need for money and to major, or some lake it aselec fives,"Johnson do something career-related to get experi- said. "They get college credit as if they Did you know? ence in it." were taking it at Eastern." Even though Easter has already passed for the United States, it is just coming for Russia, in more UPS & DOWNS OF EASTERN ways than one. Just like any place on earth, Eastern has it share of ups and downs. We want to know Today will mark the what you think they are. Just fill out the form and send it to Selena Woody. The Eastern fourth Easter Progress, 117 Donovan Annex before April 21. Results in April 28 issue.. celebrated by the Down Up Down Russians in Red Up Restaurant _ Academic major Square. April 7, Professor 1991, was the first Place to meet girls Music year they had cel- Place to meet guys _ ebrated the holiday Place to relax TV show in a decade. Pizza _ Radio station Place to study _ Place to romance your date . Next week Place to dance ' Place to call your hometown ■ Join us for a Class to take for an easy "A" Place to live on campus trip to your local Class to take to leam ' Place to live offcampus nerve gas house Send your nouncsrn*nia IO Ch»d WIHlameon or Mary Ann Lawrence at 117 Donovan Annex I lli\ ITsitN ( IIU'llKIS Thursday. April 7,1994 before noon Monday. !l I '.!-•-• The Eastern Progress THE PAPER LIGHTNING JACK Announcements refreshments and fellow- NIGHTLY 7:00 930 NIGHTLY 7:15 M0 be held at 7:30 p.m. in Brock Student Support Services An Extreme play ship. SATASUN 1:30 4:00 SAT A SUN 1*5 4:15 Auditorium. 7:009:30 7:15 M0 "|- is currently recruiting stu- Channel 40 Movie [rolal dents for tutor and peer ad- The theater department TUESDAY/12 viser positions. For more in- will present "Extremities,'' Schedule formation, call 1047 or stop ' a drama about rape, April Thursday/7 CINEMARK THEAlKls by the Turley House, second Live Entertainment First Once Upon a Forest m'j 20-23 at 8 p.m. in the Nobel Prize-winning chem- floor. Gifford Theatre, Campbell Second: Young Guns RICHMOND MALL 8 & ist William Lipscomb will per- Third: This is Spinal Tap Building. Tickets are $5 for adults, $4 for lt§)|»30 tofra ly-P«i 6M-M1$J The intention card cam- form a clarinet recital and pus-wide room change period students and senior citizens and may be speak on "Aesthetics and Sci- Friday/8 - m JJ0 bought at the Campbell Building box office ence" in the Keen Johnson 1:15 J: 105* 700*10 for fall 1994 ends April 22 at First: Young Guns eo-m m. S* 7)00* W DEADIY 4 p.m. or reserved by calling 1323. Building at 8 p.m. Second: This is Spinal Tap mmm Third: Once Upon a Forest hat The Writing/Reading Cen- WEDNESDAY/13 1« 4*3*30 p.m. in the basement of the 800-775-7777. ter has begun answering ques- Sunday/10 STEVEN SEGAL tions on-line. The address is Recreation Center, located at Live Entertainment First: This is Spinal Tap ■_. *»nmmm 321 N. Second St. For more SUNDAY/IO The Symphonic Band will Second: Once Upon a Forest r»m fusvwienai»» WRCOWL. 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It brings to Kentucky the likes of Richie Havens, Don McLean, Shawn Cohan and Jimmy Dale Gilmore to perform in the intimate conditions of Ian 816-seat theatre. Maybe they should call it "Ken- tucky Unplugged." " It's not about the headllners. It's What it is is the Troubadour Con- cert Series at the Kentucky Theatre in all about the volunteers and the Lexington. The series began in 1993 after the community. We want to help anyone theater was renovated after a fire that Progress/SHANNON CONLEY that's Interested. 99 nearly destroyed it in 1989. Folk singer Shawn Colvin Is The first performer in the series among the artists who have was singer/songwriter Lucinda Will- boon part of the Troubadour —Michael Jonathon jams, known for writing and origi- Series at the Kentucky Theatre. ;nalry recording the Mary-Chapin Car- penter hit "Passionate Kisses." That Michael Jonathon. "That's not art It's catered by local businesses. The series the Kentucky Theatre, the series has show was a standing-room-only sell- loud and smoky, and people are drink- is secured by the corporate sponsor- expanded to the Paramount Theatre in out, as has been most of the conceits ing and talking and not paying atten- ship of Budwciscr (Bcnnie Robinson Ashland, Ky., which will also be that have followed. tion to the music. We wanted to prove Distributor). staffed by volunteers. The series, the only sold-out acous- a point and we have. The corporate sponsorship, in ad- Billy Ray Cyrus fans should note - ^ tic musk series in North America, "Folk music is the mother of dition to the help of volunteers, helps that the Paramount is the same theater I-^^according to Folk Music Quarterly, is rock and country, but it's not re- to keep ticket prices to between $12- where he filmed his "Achy Breaky •>>*• meant to be an alternative to large spected as such," Jonathon said. 16. Heart" video. concert arenas and small bars. "We put the people in a respect- As well as the headlining per- "It's not about the headliners," 7--V In an effort to showcase the music able environment where they're former, minstrels, clowns and an are said Jonathon. "It's all about the vol- - j-^' without all the fanfare, the series is not herded like cattle. It's an au- displayed in the lobby prior to the unteers and the community. We want T v- primarily focused on acoustic perfor- dience-exclusive setting." show. to help anyone that's interested." Progress/JIM QUK3GINS "Commerce be damned," said Anyone interested in becoming a _-»•.- mances. Organizers credit the help of the Stephen Lewis, a senior art major from Richmond, won an "The only place to go to a concert community to much of the series' suc- Jonathon. "We're paying our bills, Troubadour volunteer should contact the Troubadour Proect office at 255- art faculty award for his work "la it Live or Is It Llquitex?" around here was Rupp Arena or a cess. Volunteers run the lights, sound and we have artists calling us." at the Juried Art Show ceremony Tuesday. - >-•' smoky club," said series director and stage show, while the event is Due to the success of the series at 5700 in Lexington. Remember your pals on their Cast helps 'The Paper' deliver Chemist birthdays. Call by noon on By Brett Dunlap Monday to reserve your FREE Assistant photo editor to speak, \**- birthday announcement in the Ron Howard's "The Paper" is the kind of movie perform classifieds. you will either 622-1881 like or hate, de- pending on the in recital THE EASTERN PROGRESS level of believ- ability you are Staff report willing to accept. If the movie does When one thinks of "A Man nothing else, it proves Michael Keaton for All Seasons," maybe one Recordsmith can act outside the Batcave. should think of Dr. William Keaton plays Henry Hackctt, the Lipscomb. caffeine-addicted metro editor of the Lipscomb, a 1976 Nobel New York Sun, a daily tabloid which Laureate in chemistry, will play specializes in the sensational stories clarinet in a trio at 8 p.m. Tues- for compact discs. \^t of everyday life in New York City. day in Walnut Hall of the Keen On this particular day, two white Johnson Building in addition to businessmen are killed in what seems Photo by Universal Studios/ANDY SCHWARTZ speaking on "Aesthetics and Sci- Ride on over. to be racially motivated violence. The Michael Keaton and Marisa Tomol star as husband-and-wlfe ence" following the performance mayor's office is in a frenzy, and two journalists at a New York City tabloid In "The Paper." in the Pearl Buchanan Theatre, black teenagers are arrested. Keen Johnson Building. Back at die Sun, Henry has prob- tells Henry he overheard on the police tion you have to make for it. The concert and lecture will lems of his own. His parents are com- scanner a subtle hint that the arrest is What makes this movie fun to be the culmination of a two-day ing into town that evening, he has a job bad. watch is the cast. Keaton plays Hackett stay for Lipscomb at Eastern, offer at the prestigious New York Sen- At the staff meeting, Henry is given with an energized frenzy we haven't where he will speak with honors tinel, his wife (Marisa Tomci) is preg- five hours to come up with a story seen him do since "Bcctlcjuicc." You classes and meet with faculty. W-# nant and his paranoid columnist, which proves the two kids are inno- can feel his tension and his sanity slip The trio will include McDougal (Randy Quaid), believes cent This sets him and McDougal on away as he deals with everything going Roberta Gulhrie, a cellist from the parking commissioner is out to get a search to find a police officer who on in his world on this particular day. Lexington, and Dr. Richard >m -' him. will go on record and say the kids Tomci does a good job of playing Crosby, director of keyboard **F '. He must deal wiih an editor (Bernie didn't commit the murders. a pregnant woman who is afraid she studies for the university music White, played by Robert Duvall) with The overall story of 'The Paper" isn't going to ever have a career again. department. Lipscomb won the Nobel 4'w- • Z&*j "a prostate the size of a bagel" and a is, unfortunately, the standard Holly- Despite the predictable ending and Mf i ■ * ' - *A money grubbing managing editor (Ali- wood fare where everything comes its formula storyline, "The Paper" de- Prize for his work in explaining cia Clark, played by Glenn Close) together just in the nick of time. It livers an enjoyable movie just for the the structure of the chemicals *,:A**»s: who hates her job. would have been better to have seen fact of seeing this fine group of actors called boranes. Boranes are the The Sun lost the scoop on the the unpredictability of what can hap- working together; just remember to chemicals that combine boron murders, and Hackctt wants to redeem pen in a newsroom when things don't leave some of your common sense at and hydrogen molecules. recordsmith the paper with the story. McDougal work out as planned and the adapta- the door. £KU B; Pass across <-o

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By Susan L. Smith have to belong to one of these groups StaH writer " Weall to participate. "We'll be participating on April In a nationwide effort to clean up produce trash, and 15. We have participated every year the environment. First Brands Corpo- for as long as I can remember," said ration, the manufacturer of Glad trash we all must take Bobby Creek, president of Phi Delta bags, is sponsoring the ninth annual Theta. "April is our national Bag-A-Thon. responsibility for organizalon's community service On April 23, groups from Madison It. » month." County and the Eastern community, as The effort is not only to clean up well as more than 100 cities and coun- — Sally Smathers the area, but also to make people aware ties across the nation, will join in and of litter and what they can do about it. help with the cleanup effort. Many people feel that it is all right Groups may participate anytime In 1992, the Environmental Pro- to litter if they feel no sense of owner- before April 30 and still get credit for tection Agency found that by the end ship for the property, if they think working with the Bag-A-Thon. Credit of this decade, only 2,150 of the someone else will pick it up or if there is determined by individual groups,and current 6,000 landfills in the United was litter already present. groups must sign up with Sally States will be operational. "It seems to be an American tradi- Smatters, area solid waste coordinator. " We al I produce trash, and we all tion to throw everything down and not The event, also sponsored by the must take responsibility for it," take time to notice what it's doing to Division of Property Management and Smathers said. our world," Smathers said. Keep America Beautiful Inc., is the In most areas, college students More often than not, pedestrians largestorganizedcleanupand recycling seem to be the most receptive to the and motorists are blamed for I itter, but effort in the nation. new ideas and adjust the best to ease they account for less than half of it. In 1993,16,484,992 pounds of lit- the burden of the problem. Eastern The major litterers are average Progress/BRETT DUNLAP ter, 32,220 bags of clothing and students have helped out in the past homeowners who carelessly put out 1339,541 pounds of recyclable prod- with the adopt-a-high way and Recy le trash for pickup. Occupational therapy major Heather Albert (front) and her classmates discover a different, but ucts were collected. America programs as well as with Suggestions for areas needing to therapeutic, use for a parachute In one of her occupational therapy classes. Since April It This is an attempt to get people in the Bag- A-Thon, and Smathers looks be cleaned are welcome, and groups National Occupational Therapy Month, Dr. Bob Cunningham found a way to make parachuting the community to pick up litter and forward to their assistance again. can even pick the area they wish to both relaxing and educational. He used the parachute to show the many dimensions of therapy. change their behavior," said Smathers. Fraternities, sororities and other work on, Smathers said. "The amount of trash on the roads says campus clubs have been some of the Anyone wishing to participate may something about the community." biggest helpers, but individuals ilon't call Sally Smathers al 624-4709. 'Freshman 15' can be avoided Advice offered gain weight," Butts said! "We're here ■ to help them avoid that scenario." to students every We want to help students make Leong said that she hopes to help VOTE good nutritional choices. " students avoid the "freshman 15" and Wednesday to give students who couldn't avoid it a April Tommy — Laura Butts, registered dietician chance to take it off in a healthy, con- By Mary Ann Lawrence trolled environment. Activities editor tf.'.Wfebp.nc to make all the myths ••-'. '* about going to college and getting fat RAMSEY & JOHNSON in the wake of recent student Interest. in a month. I thought inaVJ^was chcat- go away," she said. This semester marked the begin- "We want to help students make ning of free nutritional counseling for ing, but he did everything right " Students who would like nutritional all Eastern students. good nutritional choices," Butts said. All counseling is carefully counseling may call the infirmary at Angeline Leong, a graduate stu- "It's so hard to make good choices watched by Butts, a registered dieti- 1761 to make an appointment. about food when you live on campus." dent in community nutrition, is con- cian, and all appointments must be "A lot of times, students who live on centrating on her master's degree by The program has already had mod- made through the doctors and nurses campus and deal with the limited food offering advice to students about any- erate success, but Leong believes that at the infirmary. choices find it hard to eat healthy," thing from weight gain or loss to hy- once students know the service is out "We arc here to give students reas- Leong said. "We try to offer different there, they will take advantage of it. surance that what they arc doing is right ideas and suggestions to those students." pertension or cholesterol. "I don't know if the students know The services arc offered every or offer guidance to them," Butts said. Leong became interested in begin- about it, but it is a great service and it is "We think that it will be a tremendous ning the counseling program when she Wednesday from 10:30 a.m.-12:30 free," Leong said. p.m. in the Student Health Services help to the campus community." was an undergraduate student in dietet- offices in the Rowlett Building. The program has the potential to be Leong and Butts plan to begin ics. an asset to the university community, "The main idea is to let students dining hall tours in which students "This is something I'll be doing Butts said. The students who benefit the will be informed in ways to make when I graduate, and the more experi- President & Vice President know that there is a service available, most from the program arc often the and it has been successful in many healthy food choices on campus. ence I gel now, the better 1 will be at my cases," Leong said. most motivated. "In many cases, students come to job," she said. "Dr. Butts and Dr. Student Government "I have had several successes," Leong college, and, without mom or dad to Gilchrist have been very supportive The program was initiated by Dr. said. "Oneguy I counseled Iosl20pounds Wendy Gilchrist and Dr. Laura Butts help them make healthy choices, they and helpful with the program." 'Uniting Students Through Involvement"

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Lanny Brannock DIAMOND NEWS Game On Gilbert keeps on taking one for the team Don Bay lor would be proud of Greg Gilbert. Gilbert moved up to ninth place on Baseball the NCAA All-time hit by pitch list Tuesday when he was beaned three times including taking a pitch on the arm in the bottom of the eleventh to no longer load the bases for Blake Barthol's game winning hit Baylor led the major leagues in the National same category. Gilbert, who leads the team with 38 career hit by pitches is only 14 behind NCAA career leader Jerry Shelton who spit time played from 1990-1993 at Alabama. If Gilbert gets hit once per game for the remainder of the regular sea- It's good to see the boys of son, he will break the old record of 52 summer back and in full swing. by eight, giving him 61 career plunks. Baiting practice bats are cracking again at Turkey Hughes Field for Stein goes from POW baseball season. I'm watching a pracuce, and to DL in rough week everything looks to be going well. Despite losing three times to Aus- Last week's OVC player of the tin Pcay this weekend, everything week is now watching the games from seems normal. the dugout. The gloves are popping, pitch- Junior second baseman Jason Stein ers are pitching, catchers are catch- was forced to have surgery on an in- ing, and everyone has tobacco in grown tocnail, but i expected to play their mouth. this weekend. Hey, wait a minute, I don't see Stein sat out the Lincoln Memorial any tobacco. They are not chewing game and m issed the three game series or spitting or dribbling on their against Austin Peay. jerseys. Tuesday was the first win for the "Hey, what are you doing out Progress/ JIM QUIGGINS Colonels since Stein left the lineup. there without tobacco in your mouth? Don't you know that's not Colonel shortstop Mike Minaccl turns a double play In the second Inning of Eastern's 5-4 extra Inning victory over Miami (Ohio). allowed. That's like a sin or some- thing," I want to yell. Baseball Schedule But I don't, and a good thing, too. Because, little did I know, Colonels dump Skins in 11 NCAA baseball players cannot chew during games, I am told after Greg Gilbert, tying the game at 4-4. walk and two hit batters. Montgomery allowed three By Lanny Brannock Middle Tenn. pracuce. Sports editor Barthol came through in the clutch again in the runs, two earned and five hits in six innings of work, "There are fewer and fewer bottom of the 11th when his grounder to the short- while striking out three and walking three. players who chew and dip," base- Miami Univccity (Ohio) ^ stop was bobblcd, widtihe bases loaded, allowing The Colonel defense was not sharp with two Marshal! ball coach Jim Ward said. Jim Putko to score the winning run, giving Eastern errors, but the Redskins had five miscues on the day. visited Turkey Hughes FiekT"^ w "So what?" I think to myself. Tuesday with the ducal of rain a 5-4 win over the Redskins (8-15). A 'w' was something the Colonels had been Tenn, Tech. home April 16 "This is practice, and I still don't hanging over its head. But "We got the 'w' and that was the important searching for for five consecutive games without Tenn. Tech home April 17 sec anyone chewing." when the rain came in the fifth thing," Coach Jim Ward said. "I think a loss would any luck. After losing 7-1 at Western and 3-2 to That'sbecausemostofhisplay- Lincoln Memorial, theColonclsdroppcd three OVC Wright State inning, it didn't rain hard Baseball have been devastating with a 4-1 lead early.'' Murray State crs don't chew. enough or long enough to give Jeff Click (1-0) came on in the ninth inning to games against Austin Peay. His reasoning behind this balo- the Colonels (13-12) an early victory when they led pick up his first victory of the season. The Governors swept the Colonels at Turkey Murray State home April 24 ney is that i t is a preventati ve health 4-1 going into the bottom of the half of the fifth Click was sparkling in the three innings he Hughes over the weekend 15-3. 12-1 in a double- Xavier away April 26 measure. inning. pitched. The senior right-hander allowed only one header and lost 4-1 on Sunday. away I don't believe it. Their next score would not come until the hit, struck out one and walked one. The Colonels are scheduled to play a double- I am appalled. Baseball players bottom of the ninth inning with two outs and down Starting pitcher Joe Montgomery had a good header at Western Carolina today at 1 p.m., and will without tobacco. one run, when Blake Barthol's double drove in performance as well, despite two wild pitches, a travel to Middle Tennessee this weekend. The biggest shock of the whole non-tobacco chewing scandal is that the coaches like the idea of the EKU tennis players not chewing. Eastern track team "I'm in the health education department, and I think there arc set to start real hazards to nicotine use. I think it's a good practice," Ward said. has lack of depth That's a good point, and I guess OVC he should know. 12:09.5. Bui iijust doesn't seem right. It ■ Finishes second The women also finished second would be like cutting off one of outdoors in congested relays in the 4x 100-meter and 4x800 relays your arms or something. Baseball while finishing third in the 4x1,500 and tobacco go hand in hand. behind Seton Hall and fourth in the 4x400 relays. The first baseball cards accom- By Matt McCarty "I think we could have done better panied tobacco. Assistant sports editor By Matt McCarty in some of the races time-wise, but we I think to myself, son of dazed Assistant sports editor competed well," Michelle Price said. and confused after the terrible shock Eastern's women's tennis team The men captured a second place that has just passed before my eyes split two home conference games Eas- Both Eastern finish in the sprint medley relay (200, and ears, and try to figure out what ter weekend, falling to Austin Peay 5- track teams com- 200.400, 800) with a lime of 3:22.8 has gone wrong with the National 4 Friday and topping Tennessee Tech peted at the Colo- and in the 4x800-meter relay. Pastime. 7-2 Sunday. nial RelaysatWil- They also finished third in the Then Coach Ward tells me The Tech match was scheduled to liam and Mary 4x 100 and the 4x400 relays. something even worse. played outdoors, but weather forced University this The track team will be in action Next season, the players will the match to be played at the Greg past weekend with again this weekend, traveling to Knox- not be allowed touse tobacco dur- Adams Indoor Tennis Center. the men and ville.Tenn., to compete in the Sea-Ray ing pracuce as well as games, nor The move, however, didn't seem wpmen finishing second behind Big Relays. will the coaches. He also tells me it to hurt Eastern's play. East power Seton Hall. Erdmann admits it will be hard to is the same in the minor leagues as "We played the best we've played The men scored 39 points, 14 be- repeat the success the team had last well. all year," Coach Tom Higgins said. hind the Pirates' point total, to Finish weekend due to the lower number of Professionals who don't chew, They will now play Murray State second in the 48-ieam field, while the teams. who couldn't even if they wanted tomorrow, Tennessee-Martin Satur- 39 points the women totaled were six "The bigger, more congested the to? day and will close out the weekend points shon of the lead in the 30-ieam meet, the belter we can be," Erdmann "Impossible," I think. I had Sunday against Middle Tennessee field. said. heard that rumor once before and State. Coach Rick Erdmann fell the team "We may not be as competitive," passed it off as a terribly bad joke. "This is obviously our most criti- could have done a little better, but was Erdmann said, "because there is not But it is not a joke. cal conference weekend," Higgins hurt by its "lack of depth." enough rest in between (races)." Grown men can't use tobacco said. "(Other teams) have the ability to In order to make up for the lack of while on a huge grass field with The men also played two contests have fresh people where we have to rest time. Eastern will have to try not to some din on it. It's not like they are over the weekend, dropping a 7-0 double back,'' Erdmann said. think about it. going to ruin the carpet or some- match to Austin Peay Friday and a 4- Progress/ BRETT DUNLAP The women finished first in the "You just have to try to focus," thing. 3 match Saturday to Murray. distance medley relay with a time of But I guess times ha vechanged. Olivia Nichols goes for a backhand shot against Austin Peay. Price said. Soon there will be fewer and fewer dribbling Lenny Dykstras out there, no wads of tobacco lying around and no juice statins. Softball team drops 3 of 4 conference games I guess baseball is just going to .pot By Matt McCarty except for those two pilches." scored Kristen Beckman. good an any of (the teams in the OVC)." ' First, they put in the designated Assistant sports editor In the first game of the doublchcadcr, Aus- Southeast Missouri bounced right back, Wonhington said. 'hitter, realign the divisions, take tin Peay scored on a two-out Colonel error in however, as Sitzes drilled her second home run, Eastern was in action again yesterday as 'away tobacco in the minors and The women's softball team went on the road the bottom of the seventh inning on a ground this time with two runners on to give the they traveled to Tennessee Tech to play two -next in the major leagues. over the weekend, splitting two games with ball by Becky Alberson to give Southeast Mis- Otahkians a 3-1 lead. games. Results were not in at press time. '. What goes next? Self-adjust- Austin Peay on Saturday while dropping a pair souri the 2-1 win. "I wasn't upset how we played," Eastern will play a triple header on Friday ;ment? Sliding? to Southeast Missouri State on Sunday. Eastern got its only run of the contest in the Wonhington said. "I was upset how we lost." against Tennessee State beginning at 1 p.m. The - I guess if I have to look on the The Colonels were defeated by Southeast first inning on a two-out RBI single by Jamie The Colonels (5-5 OVC), who have split Colonels play Tennessee State again at 1 p.m. ^bright side of this grim story, tak- Missouri in two one-run contests, 2-1 and 3-2, Parker, which scored Amy Jones, who had with every OVC learn they have played, with the on Saturday and follow that up with a double- ing away tobacco does have its as home runs by Robin Sitzes led the Otahkians' walked to open the contest. exception of Southeast Missouri (lost two) and header against Tennessee-Martin. ^positives. attack over Eastern. In the second contest. Eastern jumped out Morehead Slate (won 2), still feel pretty confi- On Sunday, they will play a doubteheader Cleaning bills. "It was two pitches." Coach Jane to an early lead again, taking a 1-0 advantage dent about their chances this season. against Southeast Missouri, which will also I: Wonhington said. "We were better than them. after the first inning when Parker's RBI single "That should send a message that we're as begin at 1 p.m. The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 7,1994 B7 SPORTS J3^H Federmann, Morley chase their Olympic dreams

By Stacy Battles "As long as I do my best and try Staff writer real hard, I'll be happy." Federmann said. Two of Eastern's finest are chas- Morley, a native of Dover, Pa., ing their dreams of playing in the missed the 1993 fall season after suf- ._ Olympics.and they're taking thcirfirst fering a stress fracture to her lower step in two weeks. back in the spring of 1993 and irritat- Eastern volleyball players Lori ing that injury in preseason last fall. Federmann and Sharon Morley will She will be a sophomore athleti- %incon Me7(icano . take part in the U.S. Olympic Festival cally (his spring after having an out- tryouts April 22-24 at Penn State Uni- standing season in 1992 and being on . versity. the All-OVC Freshman Team. Forty-eight positions, plus alter- Morley said she's always hoped of -' nates, are up for grabs at the festival, participating in the Olympics. Single Fajita ' which serves as a training center for "I'm really excited about the com- Only for Dinner ■ the United States National Team. petition because I'm from Pennsylva- $!Off Federmann, a senior-to-be from nia, and I'm hoping to see friends that Mon.-Thur. Cincinnati, Ohio, was a first-team All- play volleyball there,'' Morley said. expire. VIV94 - ' Ohio Valley Conference choice in Head coach Geri Pol vino said she 1993. She led the Colonels in attack thinks both players have a good chance percentage (.290) and blocking aver- at making the team because they're Two Combination age (1.2), while ranking second on the very competitive and have been very Dinners squad in kill average (3.1). strong in spring training. 99 She finished the year with a team- "Their attitudes are also strong, $7 Only for Dinner leading 370 kills, 58 block solos and and I think that's essential," Polvino expire. VI V»4 ' 84 block assists. said. Federmann said she is both ex- The Olympic Festival is directed 263 East MaiT, "VToJ ~f-"V\ I— A cited and nervous about the competi- by the United Slates Volleyball Asso- tion, but thinks it will be a good learn- ciation and is slated this summer, July Downtown 0^4-5054 ing experience. 1 10, in St. Louis, Mo. Lori Federmann Is hoping to reach the Olympic team Richmond

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SEAFOOD Our New Shrimp Combinations New Are Now On Sale! Three Great Shrimp Dinners Starling from just $3.99! Choose Shrimp from the New 20-piece Shrimp Dinner, the New Shrimp and Fish Dinner or the New Shrimp Sensations! and Stuffed Crab Dinner. SHRIMP & FRIESR CHICKEN & FRIES • Bite Size Shrimp, <£ ^ J CI Chicken, Fries, I Fries Hush Puppies^ / ™J| Hush Pupp ies & 'ItCocktail Sauce Sweet & Sour Sauce I. Not fa Onrrotapan[ I vrtei «y o<*t*» co^wwi o» diMiMnt -* any otfvr rotapan •* 4tarw*aM attot E»p.ne4/U/M. l4/M/*«.. MM Steak & Shrimp Dinner • 4 oz. Steak **l*m*Si B8 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 7,1994 SPORTS Golf teams compete in tournaments By Matt McCarty Assistant sports editor

Eastern's men's and women's golf teams were in action last weekend as the BEAT YOUR HUNGER men traveled to Kearney Hills to com- pete at the Johnny Owens Invitalioanl while the women hosted the EKU Invi- WITH A CLUB. tational at Arlington. The men finished in a tie for third place, along with Ball State, Michigan When your hunger just won't quit beat State and Iowa with a score of 918 It with a Subway Club. If a loaded with while the women finished fifth with a ham, turkey, roast beef and free fixin's. score of 714. Chris Bedore led the charge for the Look out wimpy burgers. Subway's Club Colonels, shooting a 78-75-70=223, Is the serious weapon against big finishing second. appetites. Eastern will be heading to Hun- tington, W.Va., Friday and Saturday to play in the Marshall Invita- SUB CLUB MEAL SPECIALS tional. 6 inch dub, chips, 22 oz. drink...$3.79 "We're on the bubble of getting Call Ahead for in vited to the regional championships," 12 inch dub, chips, 22 oz. drink...$4.99 Smithcr said. "We want to try to prove no coupon necessary Pick-Up we belong there." above specials valid until April 23 The Lady Colonels were also 623-3458 pleased with their play last weekend. Eastern was led by Beverly Brockman, who totaled 85-89=174 to finish 19th. 539 LElGHWAY DRIVE Next up for Eastern will be a trip to Progress/ JIM QUK3GINS Bowling Green, where it will compete EASTERN BYPASS, RICHMOND Lorl Tremalne places her ball on the 17th hole green as she Mon.-Frl 10 a.m. - 1 »jn.. Sat 1030 am. -1 ajn. *SUB in the Western Ky. Invitational. lines up her birdie attempt. Sunday 1030 a.m. -11 pjn.

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