DOCSLIB.ORG

National News Local News

Total Page：16

File Type：pdf, Size：1020Kb

Download full-text PDF Read full-text
National News Local News LOCAL NEWS NATIONAL NEWS -Justin Vedder #1 Pick in Alternate Dimension Bizarro NFL Draft -Felonious Monk Bops Brother -“Man” Pronounced “Dead” by Illiterate Paramedic -“Duck Hunt” Remains Least Popular Nesticle Download -Skateboarding Now a Crime -Phone.com Calls Ghostbusters.com -White Student Only Vaguely Understands His Chinese Tattoo -Battered Women’s Support Site Gets 5 Million Hits -”Stanfurd” Fan Chased from Cheese ‘N’ Stuff for Knife-Chasing, Spitting -Government Requires Monitoring of Nocturnal Emissions May 2000 Vol. 9 Issue 5 Local Idiots Mad Scientist Emerges Stumble Upon from Laboratory with Printing Press New Wheel Design BY BRET HEILIG BY LUKE FILOSE According to Dusseldorf, GUY WITH FACE wheel design technology has ad- FUCKING LOONY TOON vanced considerably in the past Students tittered briefly last Doctor Klaus “White Knuck- five millennia, but strong vested month as The California Patriot, les” Dusseldorf shocked the interests in the international making its official publishing de- world Monday when he emerged wheel lobby have stifled innova- but, delivered a walloping dose of from his lab deep in the Swiss Alps tion. “I’ve received death healthy conservative thought to with a potentially groundbreaking threats,” he said. “Apparently, the UC campus. Featuring several discovery: he claims to have re- someone is making a lot of money correctly spelled words and dis- invented the wheel. on the current wheel and doesn’t playing a keen sense of how to Looking haggard but confi- appreciate my efforts.” Asked to operate Microsoft Paint, the soon- dent outside of his laboratory, in describe his new wheel design, to-be-famous first issue left a last- front of a large gathering of the Dusseldorf was less forthcoming. ing impression on the minds of at press, Dusseldorf proclaimed, “I “It’s not completely unlike a least eighteen parents who, al- have done what people have been mobius-strip, but then again, if though they could not be reached sadly reluctant to do since the you said ‘Wow! That thing for comment, are almost undoubt- wheel was first invented 5000 looks like Medusa’s head edly bursting with pride at the ac- years ago in Mesopotamia. I have fucked a Fender Stratocaster,’ complishments of their offspring. Abandoned shell of vegetarian restaurant still re-designed it from the ground up, I wouldn’t think you were com- Local reaction to the periodi- proudly displays “Best of the East Bay” award. and the result is very exciting.” pletely nuts either.” cal varied widely, with at least one journalism major noting, “Top ten Southside Resident “Probably lists? Jokes written in teeny tiny Chinese Publishing Firm print underneath the credits? Assaulted,” Say Police Mountains of unsold ad space? BY KENNY BYERLY tainly been filed, the victim was These are the kinds of things we Releases The Tao of Tao walking in a place frighteningly SAFELITE® AUTO GLASS expect from Junior High School “It's a fuckin' religion, people. Remember?” near where you live, at a sur- publications.” Satisfied readers, A UC Berkeley student prisingly early time of night as well, could be heard express- BY DRIBIDY C. BOPTON this post-modern hippie shit. was “probably assaulted” last that you’d think would be safe, ing their feelings: “I hate fags too! How would you like it if we week while walking home to his when the suspect appeared, USER, CHEATER, SIX-TIME LOSER Haw Haw!” exclaimed one un- started publishing books called, or her southside residence, probably brandishing a pretty washed bystander. In the wake of the success in Reds are From Mars, Experts are Berkeley police told reporters scary weapon of some sort. At When interviewed over the the West of several popular-cul- From Venus or The World Ac- today. Officers said the victim this point, the suspect no doubt phone about their plans for future ture books based on the ancient cording to Mao? That would fix most likely described the sus- assaulted the victim and de- issues, Patriot editors demurred, Chinese religion called “Taoism,” your collective wagon(s).” He pect in a vague and unhelpful manded something desirable, way, and stated that there is vir- saying, "There are only so many such as The Tao of Physics, The added that the teachings of Lao presumably money. tually no chance that the sus- knock-knock jokes about the Tao of Symbols, and The Tao of Tzu, the ancient sage of Taoism, “I haven’t really looked at pect will be caught, assuming any reports yet,” explained Ber- Clinton marriage. What are we Peace, and such light-hearted are not a “trendy little trifle to there is a suspect. keley police captain Bobby supposed to do? Write sophisti- musings as The Tao of the Pooh glance at over the morning's According to the police Miller, “But I think that’s a cated conservative essays?" Fur- and The Tao of Dow, the Chinese wretched smoothie. Especially if report which has almost cer- pretty safe bet, don’t you?” ther inquiries as to the possibility division of Harcourt-Brace has it's got ginseng added to it.” that The Patriot was merely a lib- just released an emotionally In related news, the Ameri- eral plot to portray conservatives charged book called The Tao of can division is soon to release Man Not Comforted by Assurance That as intellectually hopeless met with Tao. The author wishes to remind The Tao of Ginseng Smoothies, “There are Always Other Ayatollahs” abrupt silence, then the sound of people that “Taoism is a religion, certified by the Wisconsin Gin- lots of people running out of a goddammit,” and that “Master seng Board, with a coupon for a BY LEVITICUS G. WILLIAMS S.R.: Oh and I'm not busy, writing room in a hurry. Lao wouldn't be pleased with all free ginseng smoothie. VENTURE COMMUNIST pretentious stories about how Brit- ain is unlike India, and how India, Life isn't as it used to be for conversely, is unlike Britain? Voters Turn Out in Support of Candy, Breasts 28-year old Adam Scroggy, who A.K.: Wait a minute: is this Salman used to get his kicks conference Rushdie? BY MATT HOLOHAN according to Student Action member Sarah calling two numbers and then S.R.: Who wants to know? Culuben, whose perky bosoms have earned her a PLUNDERING PUNDIT staying quiet. Here is a transcript Ohhhhh, THAT Ayatollah. I knew senate seat. from his glory-days, ten years ago: you sounded familiar. Listen, stop With this year's ASUC elections showing “Not every candidate had the courage to wear calling me. It's not funny anymore. another successful campaign for the Student a low-cut blouse for their constituencies,” Ring, ring [phone rings] A.K: For the last time, you called Action Party, it's clear that Berkeley voters are Culuben told reporters. “But I did, and the voters Ayatollah Khomeini: Ayatollah me, you freak... still showing strong support for free candy and obviously respect that.” speaking. attractive breasts. Added Culuben, “Hey, my eyes are up Salman Rushdie: Hello? “Holding my breath, stifling an oc- Said one Student Action supporter, “Dude, here, guys.” A.K: Yes, how can I help you? casional snicker or hiccup, those these guys have little mints with their names on Student Action members have promised to S.R.: What do you mean? You were the days,” Scroggy remarked. them! How cool is that?” The voter then began continue to support their platform in the coming called me. “But now chat rooms are in; cheerfully sucking on a handful of Nick Papas year. Their proposed programs include dropping A.K.: Do you think that's funny? Rushdie's free; and Khomeini's dead. sour candies. showers of gum drops from helicopters and imple- Really, I'm a busy man. I've got My friends tell me, ‘Don't worry, Breasts turned out to be another hot issue, menting “Topless Fridays” in Eshleman Hall. places to go, people to do. What Adam. There are always other Aya- do you want? tollahs.’ But it's just not the same.” A2 MAY 2000 WWW.SQUELCHED.COM THE HEURISTIC SQUELCH Top Ten Signs that a Conversation is Turn- Later On, Bitches by Matt Holohan The ing from Bad to Worse Heuristic Squelch 10. “That reminds me of For the past year, I have had the illustrious privi- 5. Being constantly asked “What does ‘Heuristic Coming aboriginal since 1991. a story from the New lege of manning the helm of the Heuristic Squelch, Squelch’ mean?” making several failed attempts at Testament...” Berkeley's premiere cultural arts publication. And now, explanation, breaking down in tears and crying your- (We have our own 9. “I have this friend. She as my final act of irreverent defiance, I'd like to provide self to sleep. damn continent) you with a brief list of reasons why being Editor-in- 6. After three years of top ten lists, all of your has cancer.” Editor- in-Chief: 8. “How many dicks have Chief of the Squelch is similar to having your soul slowly thoughts come in list form. devoured by menstruating bengal demons. 7. The villainous horde of molochian soul-devour- Sean Keane you sucked?!” 1. Infrequent publication caused by layout staffers do- ing demons that lives in the Squelch office, which 7. “I've been here for Managing Editor: ing lines and teabagging each other during meetings. are strikingly similar to menstruating bengal demons Patrick Marckesano twelve of what you would 2. Sorority girls (ADPi) being nice to (ADPi) you in the in many ways. call ‘years.’” hopes that you'll (ADPi) mention their house (ADPi) in In conclusion, I’d like to extend a sincere and Creative Editor: 6.
Load more

Recommended publications
  • Midnight Special Songlist
    west coast music Midnight Special Please find attached the Midnight Special song list for your review. SPECIAL DANCES for Weddings: Please note that we will need your special dance requests, (I.E. First Dance, Father/Daughter Dance, Mother/Son Dance etc) FOUR WEEKS in advance prior to your event so that we can confirm that the band will be able to perform the song(s) and that we are able to locate sheet music. In some cases where sheet music is not available or an arrangement for the full band is need- ed, this gives us the time needed to properly prepare the music and learn the material. Clients are not obligated to send in a list of general song requests. Many of our clients ask that the band just react to whatever their guests are responding to on the dance floor. Our clients that do provide us with song requests do so in varying degrees. Most clients give us a handful of songs they want played and avoided. Recently, we’ve noticed in increase in cli- ents customizing what the band plays and doesn’t play with very specific detail. If you de- sire the highest degree of control (allowing the band to only play within the margin of songs requested), we ask for a minimum of 100 requests. We want you to keep in mind that the band is quite good at reading the room and choosing songs that best connect with your guests. The more specific/selective you are, know that there is greater chance of losing certain song medleys, mashups, or newly released material the band has.
    [Show full text]
  • Understanding the Current State of Toxicity in Battlefield V
    “ROFL F*ck You”: Understanding the Current State of Toxicity in Battlefield V By Justin Juvrud Supervisor: Dr Susann Baez Ullberg 2020 Nr 99 2 Abstract: With the birth of “virtual worlds,” created a new space for social norms to evolve and change within a subset community. This thesis focuses on toxicity within the virtual world of EA DICE’s Battlefield V title. The goal of this research is to understand toxicity on a micro scale inside the world of Battlefield V from a gaming anthropological perspective. Along with understanding what toxicity looked like within the virtual world ofBattlefield V, the thesis obtained data for how the community and EA DICE employees perceived toxicity. This research has components of interviews with these members of the communities/staff as well as a netnography of the virtual world of Battlefield V gameplay. Findings and analysis were categorized under the themes of toxic language, power/freedom, virtual world creation, and gender toxicity. Battlefield V toxicity is ever evolving and shaped by player techne (player actions). Player chat consumes the majority of toxicity and therefore diving into toxic language was vital. Understanding the player perspective of power and freedom while gaming was just the first step as the thesis also dove into the developer’s perspective and analyzed the interviews with the backbone of Malaby’s (2009) contingency concepts to see how the developers have a large role to play when it comes to toxicity in games, even if they may not realize it. Just as in the “real world” the virtual world of Battlefield V also had a major theme of gender discrimination winessed and discussed via both community members and staff members of EA DICE.
    [Show full text]
  • National News in ‘09: Obama, Marriage & More Angie It Was a Year of Setbacks and Progress
    THE VOICE OF CHICAGO’S GAY, LESBIAN, BI AND TRANS COMMUNITY SINCE 1985 Dec. 30, 2009 • vol 25 no 13 www.WindyCityMediaGroup.com Joe.My.God page 4 LGBT Films of 2009 page 16 A variety of events and people shook up the local and national LGBT landscapes in 2009, including (clockwise from top) the National Equality March, President Barack Obama, a national kiss-in (including one in Chicago’s Grant Park), Scarlet’s comeback, a tribute to murder victim Jorge Steven Lopez Mercado and Carrie Prejean. Kiss-in photo by Tracy Baim; Mercado photo by Hal Baim; and Prejean photo by Rex Wockner National news in ‘09: Obama, marriage & more Angie It was a year of setbacks and progress. (Look at Joining in: Openly lesbian law professor Ali- form for America’s Security and Prosperity Act of page 17 the issue of marriage equality alone, with deni- son J. Nathan was appointed as one of 14 at- 2009—failed to include gays and lesbians. Stone als in California, New York and Maine, but ad- torneys to serve as counsel to President Obama Out of Focus: Conservative evangelical leader vances in Iowa, New Hampshire and Vermont.) in the White House. Over the year, Obama would James Dobson resigned as chairman of anti-gay Here is the list of national LGBT highlights and appoint dozens of gay and lesbian individuals to organization Focus on the Family. Dobson con- lowlights for 2009: various positions in his administration, includ- tinues to host the organization’s radio program, Making history: Barack Obama was sworn in ing Jeffrey Crowley, who heads the White House write a monthly newsletter and speak out on as the United States’ 44th president, becom- Office of National AIDS Policy, and John Berry, moral issues.
    [Show full text]
  • The Boggy Shoe the Magazine of Bh7 Hash House Harriers
    THE BOGGY SHOE THE MAGAZINE OF BH7 HASH HOUSE HARRIERS 1087 MAR/APR 1999 RUNS ? 1084 1085 1086 1083 1086 1082 1081 1080 01-March-99 1080 Sussex Ox Milton Street Elaine 01273 493676 08-March-99 1081 Golden Cross Portland Road, Hove Ivan (100th) & Steve 01273 707182 15-March-99 1082 Shepherd & Dog Fulking David Hearle n/k? 22-March-99 1083 Star Steyning Greyhounds Chris etc. 01273 554148 29-March-99 1084 Wheatsheaf Cuckfield Bouncer (250th)Gabi 01273 779520 05-April-99 1085 Fountain Ashurst Auntie Jo Jex 01903 765163 12-April-99 1086 Royal Oak Poynings Rosemary (retirement) 01273 506571 19-April-99 1087 Flight Path Lowfield Heath Simon & Les 01444 232194 26-April-99 1088 Blacksmiths Arms Offham Mudlarks Nigel & Pete 01273 271441 All runs are on Mondays meet at 19.30 for 19.40 start Sschhpi-ell! Well another winter is nearly over and time to put the the old wossnames fading. This information is also available on the hashlights away. Good to see a few more town runs this internet and a hard copy will be given to anyone attending the next time. Gradually hares are getting used to setting shorter Interhash in Tasmania. Registrations go up 1st July so get in quick to runs in the dark and keeping checks short in built-up areas. avoid a hefty increase. Should mean a few short fast runs come BST! I have masses of material for the trash which is ready to be put in but Good luck to any idiots out there doing the London I may have to step down for a while come the summer.
    [Show full text]
  • Tinder-Ing Desire: the Circuit of Culture, Gamified Dating and Creating Desirable Selves
    Tinder-ing Desire: The Circuit of Culture, Gamified Dating and Creating Desirable Selves Tanya F. Oishi A dissertation submitted in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the degree of Doctor of Philosophy University of Washington 2019 Reading Committee: LeiLani Nishime, Chair Ralina Joseph Carmen Gonzalez Program Authorized to Offer Degree Communication 2 ©Copyright 2019 Tanya F. Oishi 3 University of Washington Abstract Tinder-ing Desire: Tanya F. Oishi Chair of the Supervisory Committee: LeiLani Nishime Communication This dissertation starts at intersection of race, gender, and technology, all of which will be discussed in depth throughout this project, and the fluid state of being constituted and being undone by one another. It is in this state of vulnerability that relationships are initiated, through technology that these relationships are shaped and facilitated, and within the constraints of social expectations that these interactions are able/allowed to occur (Duck, 2011). As life becomes more mediated and interactions more facilitated through technological means, focusing on relationships facilitated through dating apps is illustrative of the ways in which mobile technologies are changing the way we communicate with one another. The introduction provides the theoretical overview of the literature off of which the rest of the dissertation builds its arguments: the importance of interpersonal connections, the positionality of Asian men in the U.S., and the mutual shaping of society and technology, as well 4 as a justification for a mixed methodological approach to these areas of inquiry. The second chapter looks at the subreddit r/Tinder Profile Review Week thread to see how individuals seek feedback on creating a desirable self and describes how these impression management strategies of Asian men differ from the group which is comprised predominantly by white men.
    [Show full text]
  • United States Coast Guard Court of Criminal Appeals
    UNITED STATES COAST GUARD COURT OF CRIMINAL APPEALS UNITED STATES v. Kiel M. JOHANSON Chief Boatswain’s Mate (E-7), U.S. Coast Guard CGCMG 0275 Docket No. 001-69-12 21 November 2012 General Court-Martial convened by Commander, Coast Guard Atlantic Area. Tried at Norfolk, Virginia, on 20-28 January 2011. Military Judge: CAPT Gary E. Felicetti, USCG Trial Counsel: LT Kelly C. Blackburn, USCGR Assistant Trial Counsel: LT Michael O. Walker, USCGR Defense Counsel: LT Derek D. Butler, JAGC, USN Assistant Defense Counsel: LT Emilee K. Baldini, JAGC, USN Appellate Defense Counsel: LCDR Derek D. Butler, JAGC, USN Assistant Appellate Defense Counsel: LT Cara J. Condit, USCG Appellate Government Counsel: LCDR Vasilios Tasikas, USCG BEFORE MCCLELLAND, JOHNSON & NORRIS Appellate Military Judges MCCLELLAND, Chief Judge: Appellant was tried by general court-martial composed of officer and enlisted members. Contrary to his pleas, Appellant was convicted of five specifications of maltreatment of persons subject to his orders, in violation of Article 93, Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ); one specification of abusive sexual contact and one specification of indecent exposure, both in violation of Article 120, UCMJ; and three specifications of assault and battery, in violation of Article 128, UCMJ. The court sentenced Appellant to no punishment. The Convening Authority approved the findings and sentence. United States v. Keil M. JOHANSON, No. 001-69-12 (C.G.Ct.Crim.App. 2012) Before this Court, Appellant presents the following issues: I. Whether a servicemember can be convicted of abusive sexual contact under the theory of being substantially incapable of declining participation when the victim was fully capable of communicating a lack of consent, communicated a lack of consent, moved away, and was neither asleep, unconscious nor under the influence of any drugs or alcohol.
    [Show full text]
  • Block the Words
    BLOCK the WORDS No to Online Torture, Trolls, and Sociopaths: Moderation of Online Social Platforms The Power of Social Media Platforms in Your Hands That They Do Not Want You to Discover By Hazlo Emma Block the Words No to Online Torture, Trolls, and Sociopaths: Moderation of Online Social Platforms (The Power of Social Media Platforms in Your Hands That They Do Not Want You to Discover) Author: Hazlo Emma Editing: Albert Bright Cover Design: Favour Chapman First Edition, 2019. Hazlo Emma (ThExtraordinariOnly) Book 1 in the Digital Swag Series ISBN xxx Kindle Version: ASIN: xxx Text Copyright © 2019 Hazlo Emma 2019 The events in this book are as portrayed, perceived, and experienced by Hazlo Emma. The moral rights of the author has been asserted. All rights reserved. No portion or part of this book may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or any means, including photocopying, scanning, recording or other electronic or mechanical methods without prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews or articles and certain other non-commercial uses permitted by copyright law. This book is published as Book 1 of the Digital Swag Series. Printed and Bound in the United States of America First Printing March 2019 Connect on Instagram (at) Hazloe3 ThExtraordinariOnly www.thextraordinarionly.com For a FREE newsletter for updates and to know what is trending in the startup and small business world, just sign up with your name and email address here www.eepurl.com/dAK905 NOW. Disclaimer The advice and strategies found within may not be suitable for every situation.
    [Show full text]
  • Band Song-List
    SONG LIST Modern Rock, Pop & Hip-Hop Adele Bruno Mars Love Song Just The Way You Are Rolling In The Deep Locked Out Of Heaven Someone Like You Treasure Make You Feel My Love Uptown Funk 24K Magic Alicia Keys Leave The Door Open Empire State of Mind Part II Finesse Feat. Cardi B Fallin' If I Ain't Got You BTS No One Dynamite This Girl Is On Fire Capital Cities Ariana Grande Safe and Sound No Tears Left To Cry Bang, Bang Cardi B I like it like that Amy Winhouse Valerie Calvin Harris Rehab Feel So Close Back To Black This is What You Came For Avicii Carly Rae Jepsen Wake Me Up Call Me Maybe Beyonce Cee-lo Green 1 Plus 1 Forget You Crazy In Love Drunk In Love Chainsmokers If I Were a Boy Closer Love On Top Single Ladies Christina Aguilera Lady Marmalade Billie Eilish Bad Guy Christina Perri 1000 Years Black-Eyed Peas I Gotta Feeling Clean Bandit A Little Party Never Killed Nobody Rather Be Bow Wow Wow Corinne Bailey Rae I Want Candy Put your Records On Daft Punk Get Lucky Lose Yourself To Dance Justin Timberlake Darius Rucker Suit & Tie Wagon Wheel Can’t Stop The Feeling Cry Me A River David Guetta Love You Like I Love You Titanium Feat. Sia Sexy Back Drake Jay-Z and Alicia Keys Hotline Bling Empire State of Mind One Dance In My Feelings Jess Glynne Hold One We’re Going Home Hold My Hand Too Good Controlla Jessie J Bang, Bang DNCE Domino Cake By The Ocean Kygo Disclosure Higher Love Latch Katy Perry Dua Lipa Chained To the Rhythm Don’t Start Now California Gurls Levitating Firework Teenage Dream Duffy Mercy Lady Gaga Bad Romance Ed Sheeran Just Dance Shape Of You Poker Face Thinking Out loud Perfect Duet Feat.
    [Show full text]
  • Most Requested Songs of 2020
    Top 200 Most Requested Songs Based on millions of requests made through the DJ Intelligence music request system at weddings & parties in 2020 RANK ARTIST SONG 1 Whitney Houston I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 2 Mark Ronson Feat. Bruno Mars Uptown Funk 3 Cupid Cupid Shuffle 4 Journey Don't Stop Believin' 5 Neil Diamond Sweet Caroline (Good Times Never Seemed So Good) 6 Usher Feat. Ludacris & Lil' Jon Yeah 7 Walk The Moon Shut Up And Dance 8 V.I.C. Wobble 9 Earth, Wind & Fire September 10 Justin Timberlake Can't Stop The Feeling! 11 Garth Brooks Friends In Low Places 12 DJ Casper Cha Cha Slide 13 ABBA Dancing Queen 14 Bruno Mars 24k Magic 15 Outkast Hey Ya! 16 Black Eyed Peas I Gotta Feeling 17 Kenny Loggins Footloose 18 Bon Jovi Livin' On A Prayer 19 AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long 20 Spice Girls Wannabe 21 Chris Stapleton Tennessee Whiskey 22 Backstreet Boys Everybody (Backstreet's Back) 23 Bruno Mars Marry You 24 Miley Cyrus Party In The U.S.A. 25 Van Morrison Brown Eyed Girl 26 B-52's Love Shack 27 Killers Mr. Brightside 28 Def Leppard Pour Some Sugar On Me 29 Dan + Shay Speechless 30 Flo Rida Feat. T-Pain Low 31 Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back 32 Montell Jordan This Is How We Do It 33 Isley Brothers Shout 34 Ed Sheeran Thinking Out Loud 35 Luke Combs Beautiful Crazy 36 Ed Sheeran Perfect 37 Nelly Hot In Herre 38 Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell Ain't No Mountain High Enough 39 Taylor Swift Shake It Off 40 'N Sync Bye Bye Bye 41 Lil Nas X Feat.
    [Show full text]
  • The Public Eye, Summer 2011
    Tea Party, p. 3 TheA PUBLICATION OF POLITICAL R PublicEyeESEARCH ASSOCIATES Summer 2011 • Volume XXVI, No.2 Arizona’s Anti- Immigrant Law SB1070 Where Did It Come From, Where Is It Going? By Lauri Lebo isericordia .The word washes across Mthe congregation at the tiny church, carried by voices singing in Spanish. Mercy. b Young girls, their long, shiny black hair u h S covered in sheer white doilies, sit close to n e l l E each other in the pews at Surprise Apos - © tolic Assembly in suburban Phoenix, Ari - Boston demonstrators support Wisconsin public employees, February 2011 zona, chattering and giggling into their hands. Mothers and grandmothers, their hair covered in scarves of black lace, lean over and gently shush them. A handsome The Attack on Unions young man with baby-smooth skin and Right-Wing Politics and Democratic Possibilities glistening hair neatly parted at the side steps forward to the pulpit. Steve Montenegro, By Abby Scher servatives what they could do once they the youth minister, beckons to the con - The November 2010 Republican were in charge: how deeply they could cut gregation’s children, who gather at his Sweep government, and how successfully they feet. He praises the little ones for their inno - ore than a million people watched on could go after union “bosses,” even with a cence as their mothers snap photos from MYoutube as New Jersey Governor Democratic legislature. Elected only in the pews. Chris Christie sneered at a public school 2009, Christie quickly became an inspi - Steve’s father, José Roberto Montene - teacher who had the temerity to ask him at ration for the Right, as he went full throt - gro, the church’s pastor, delivers the sermon tle in blaming unions for the grossly a September 2010 town meeting how his SB1070 continues on page 12 policies would help the middle class when underfunded state pension system and the $11 billion deficit he inherited.
    [Show full text]
  • Holy Homophobia: Doctrinal Disciplining of Non-Heterosexuals in Canadian Catholic Schools
    HOLY HOMOPHOBIA: DOCTRINAL DISCIPLINING OF NON-HETEROSEXUALS IN CANADIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOLS by Tonya Callaghan A thesis submitted in conformity with the requirements for the degree of Doctor of Philosophy Graduate Department of Curriculum, Teaching & Learning Ontario Institute for Studies in Education University of Toronto @ Copyright by Tonya Callaghan 2012 HOLY HOMOPHOBIA: DOCTRINAL DISCIPLINING OF NON-HETEROSEXUALS IN CANADIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOLS Doctor of Philosophy 2012 Tonya Callaghan Graduate Department of Curriculum, Teaching & Learning University of Toronto Abstract In 2012 clashes between Catholic canonical law and Canadian common law regarding sexual minorities continue to be played out in Canadian Catholic schools. Although Section 15 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms ensures same-sex equality in Canada, this study shows that some teachers in Alberta Catholic schools are fired for contravening Catholic doctrine about non-heterosexuality, while Ontario students’ requests to establish Gay/Straight Alliances are denied. This study seeks to uncover the causes and effects of the long-standing disconnect between Canadian Catholic schools and the Charter by comparing the treatment of and attitudes towards lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer (lgbtq) teachers and students in publicly-funded Catholic school systems in the provinces of Alberta and Ontario. I employ a multi-method qualitative research framework involving: 1) semi-structured interviews with 20 participants (7 current and former teachers and 13 former
    [Show full text]
  • Beside You in Time
    UC Davis Books Title Beside You in Time Permalink https://escholarship.org/uc/item/98w2f40b ISBN 9781478005674 Author Freeman, Elizabeth Publication Date 2019 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/ 4.0 Peer reviewed eScholarship.org Powered by the California Digital Library University of California beside you in time This page intentionally left blank BESIDE YOU in TIME SENSE METHODS & Queer Sociabilities in the American 19 TH CENTURY elizabeth freeman Duke University Press Durham and London 2019 © 2019 Duke University Press All rights reserved Printed in the United States of Amer i ca on acid- free paper ∞ Text design by Amy Ruth Buchanan. Cover design by Amy Ruth Buchanan and Courtney Baker. Typeset in Garamond Premier Pro and Din Std by Westchester Publishing Services Library of Congress Cataloging- in- Publication Data Names: Freeman, Elizabeth, [date] author. Title: Beside you in time : sense methods and queer sociabilities in the American nineteenth century / Elizabeth Freeman. Description: Durham : Duke University Press, 2019. | Includes bibliographical references and index. Identifiers: lccn 2018061092 (print) | lccn 2019013604 (ebook) isbn 9781478006350 (ebook) isbn 9781478005049 (hardcover : alk. paper) isbn 9781478005674 (paperback : alk. paper) Subjects: lcsh: Time—Social aspects—United States— History—19th century. | Homosexuality—Social aspects— United States—History—19th century. | Time perception in literature. | Human body in literature. | American literature— African American authors—19th century—History and criticism. | Literature and society—United States—History— 19th century. | Queer theory. Classification: lcc hm656 (ebook) | lcc hm656 .F73 2019 (print) | ddc 306.7601—dc23 lc Record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2018061092 Cover art: Susan Grabel, Confluence, 2006.
    [Show full text]