Good Will Hunting

Good Will Hunting (Will & Dr. Maquire)

Dr Maquire How are ya? Where ya from in Southie?

Will I like what you¹ve done with the place.

Dr Maquire Thanks.

Will Did you buy all these book retail, or did you send away for like a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?

Dr Maquire Do you like books?

Will Yeah.

Dr Maquire Did you read any of these books?

Will I dunno.

Dr Maquire What about any of these books?

Will Probably not.

Dr Maquire What about the ones on the top shelf? Did you read those?

Will Yeah, I read those...

Dr Maquire Good for you. What do you think about them? Will Hey. I not here for a freakin¹ book report. Why don¹t you read them?

Dr Maquire I did. I had to.

Will That must have taken you a long time.

Dr Maquire Yeah, it did.

Will The United States of America, a complete history, vol 1 You want to read a real history book, you should read Howard Zen¹s People¹s History of the United States. That book will really knock you on your butt.

Dr Maquire Better than Chomsky¹s Manufacturing Consent? Do you think that¹s a good book?

Will You people baffle me. You spend all your money on all these fancy books, you surround yourself with them, and they¹re the wrong damn books.

Dr Maquire What are the right books?

Will Whatever blows your hair back.

Dr Maquire I haven¹t got much hair left. Hey, you know you¹d be better off shoving that cigarette up your butt. It¹ll probably be much healthier for you.

Will Yeah, it really gets in the way with my Yoga.

Dr Maquire You work out, huh?

Will What? You lift?

Dr Maquire Yeah.

Will Ah, nautilus? Dr Maquire No, free weights.

Will Oh, really?

Dr Maquire Yeah

Will Free weights, huh?

Dr Maquire Yeah, big time.

Will Ah.

Dr Maquire Yeah, just like that.

Will What do you bench?

Dr Maquire 285 What do you bench?

Will Did you paint that?

Dr Maquire Yeah. Do you paint?

Will Uh uh

Dr Maquire Do you sculpt?

Will No.

Dr Maquire Like art? Do you like music?

Will It¹s a real piece of garbage.

Dr Maquire Oh. Well, tell me what you really think.

Will It¹s just that the linear & impression mix, makes it a very muddled composition. It¹s also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except that you have whitey rowing the boat in there.

Dr Maquire It¹s not Monet. It¹s not very good.

Will That¹s not what concerns me, though.

Dr Maquire What concerns you?

Will It¹s the coloring.

Dr Maquire You know what the real bitch of it is? It¹s paint by number.

Will Is it color by number, too? Because the colors are fascinating to me.

Dr Maquire Are they really? What about that?

Will I think you are about one step away from cutting your left ear off. Dr Maquire Really.

Will Oh yeah.

Dr Maquire Think I should move to the south of France? Change my name to Vincent?

Will You ever hear the saying, ³Any port in the storm²?

Dr Maquire Yeah.

Will Maybe that means you.

Dr Maquire In what way.

Will Maybe you¹re in a storm. A big killer storm. The sky is falling on your head. The waves are crashing over your little boat. The oars are about to snap. You just wet your pants crying for the harbor, so you just do what ya gotta do to get out. And maybe you became a psychologist.

Dr Maquire Bingo. That¹s it. Now let me do my job. You started with me.

Will Maybe you married the wrong woman.

Dr Maquire Maybe you should watch you mouth. Watch it right there, chief. Alright?

Will I¹d say that¹s it. You married the wrong woman. What happened? Did she leave you? Was she doing some other guy?

Dr Maquire If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will end you. Got that, chief? Will Time¹s up.

Dr Maquire Yeah.