A/N: Tomi: Hey, Everyone, You All Should Know Me As Tomiko the Muse

A/n: Tomi: Hey, everyone, you all should know me as Tomiko the Muse. HW: And me, your sister Tomi: Hysterical Woman, HW: That’s a reference to back in Victorian times- Tomi: I’m going to stop you there, because I want you to stop talking. We’ve made this for your enjoyment. I wrote the Story. HW: And I wrote the commentary. Tomi: Hopefully, you’ll get some of the inside jokes. Like…with the anime stuff. HW: And I hope the Brothers Chapman will not sue us. Tomi: Please, we don’t own this. We just hope that The Brothers Chaps might make this into a flash someday. HW: Not likely. HW & Tomi: [bows] Enjoy the show!

+++++++++++++++++++++ Scene: The Brothers Strong’s House Strong Bad enters house with a video tape. Strong Bad: Hey Dumpus, I got a videotape of “20X6 Stinkoman”! Strong Sad walks over and looks at tape. Strong Sad: Why did you get the English dub? Strong Bad: (slowly) Because we speak En-glish here? Strong Sad: You should have gotten subtitles. Strong Bad: You may like to read your movies, craphead, but I don’t. And I paid. Strong Sad: But you took the money from me… Strong Bad: Nuff talkin’, more watching. Strong Bad pops in the video.

Written by Tomiko

Graphics By Wong Chu

Music by Nobue

Japanese Voices by Megumi Hashibaro

English Voices by Senor Cardgade

20X6 STINKOMAN

Strong Bad: This is going to rock so much! Strong Sad: I hope Senor Cardgade preserves the sublime delicateness of Marzi-chan’s voice.

Scene: Stinkoman’s Home Stinkoman lives in a high tech warehouse with a lot of chrome. He also lives with Kidstar Runner. Strong Bad: That’s what I want this place to look like. The Cheat! The Cheat comes over. Strong Bad (to the Cheat): Make this place look like that. The Cheat pulls out a roll of aluminum foil and runs off.

Stinkoman: [yawn] Another day in 20X6! [jumps off of bed, superhero style, then lands next to Kidstar’s bed] WAAAAAAKE UP Kidstar!

Strong Bad: He’s sooo cool! And handsome too… Strong Sad: He’s an obnoxious braggart with no brains.

Kidstar: [rolls around] Pan-Pan! No! I don’t want the bucake! [wakes] Oh, ohayo Stinkoman.

Strong Bad: Hey, why does a cool guy like Stinkoman live with that loser? Strong Sad: Well, in the original manga they were, um, (blushes) best friends… Homestar: Like me and Strong Bad! Strong Bad: How did you get in here?

Stinkoman: Hey! I don’t speak Japanese!

Kidstar: [rolls eyes] Have you seen Pan-Pan running around lately?

Stinkoman: I think he went to see Master Z!

Kidstar: Well, we better get to the Z Training Hall!

Strong Bad: What, were the other letters of the alphabet taken? Homestar: They should have used the letter purple. Strong Bad: Get out of here!

Stinkoman: I can’t believe how lame that name is…let’s GOOOOOOOO! [blasts off with special power rockets]

Kidstar: [rides away on vespa]

Homestar: Marzipan once had a vespa but then after I drank ten glasses of melonade… Strong Bad: You’re still here? Strong Mad!!! Strong Mad violently shows Homestar out.

Scene: Z Training Hall Master Z sits cross legged at the table in the training hall, wearing loose green kung-fu outfit, reading a hentai manga. Stinkoman burst through the ceiling and Kidstar runs in. Master Z quickly hides the hentai. Strong Bad: Hey, don’t you have that comic book that Chinese guy is reading. Strong Sad: It’s called manga! I mean, no, I don’t read that stuff.

Stinkoman: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, Master Z! Any new moves?

Master Z: There’s one, speech impediment-fu, but you wouldn’t like that.

Kidstar: Hey, have you seen Pan-Pan?

Master Z: He’s out in back playing with his tire.

[Pan-Pan enters] Strong Bad: That is one fat panda, man. Has it been putting butter on his bamboo or something? He’s fatter than you! Strong Sad: Sometimes, I wish I was a panda.

Kidstar: Now Pan-Pan, where did you put that crystal shard?

Pan-Pan: [holds up sign that says “Back in the Feudal Era”]

Kidstar: Awww, man. Oh well.

Stinkoman: Well, Marzi-chan wants to meet me at the Karaoke Bar. Why must that woman ruin my LIFFFFFE?

Strong Bad: I know what it’s like, man. All the ladies are like, “Strong Bad, come over here,” and I’m like “No, you can’t tie me down, woman,” and then I fly away on my jet… Strong Sad: You’re in your own dream world here. Strong Bad: At least I don’t watch cartoons. Cartoons are for losers, man.

Kidstar: [starry eyes] Can I come? I’d love to see Ma- I mean I’d love a cup of sake right about now!

Strong Bad: What the heck is sake? Strong Sad: It’s an alcoholic beverage made of rice from Japan. Strong Bad: They don’t drink cold ones? Strong Sad: Actually, Japan has two brands of… Strong Bad: I didn’t ask for your freaking book report, dumpus.

Stinkoman: Okay, whatever! [bursts through another hole in the ceiling]

Kidstar: [hops on vespa]

Master Z: [to Pan-Pan] I need money for a new ceiling. Pan-Pan: [holds up sign that says “And more hentai”]

Scene: At Karaoke Bar It’s a bright inside with a robot behind the bar. Marzi-chan holds a simple cup of green tea. Stinkoman bursts in through the roof, while Kidstar walks in through the door.

Strong Bad: Hey, that girl looks familiar. Strong Sad: (starry eyed) Marzi-chan… Hearts float around, some hitting Strong Bad. Strong Bad: Hey, stop that!

Stinkoman: [sits next to Marzi-chan] HEEEEEEEY, Marzi-chan.

Marzi-chan: Stinkoman, would you PLEASE not burst through the ceiling? People actually have to pay for stuff like that!

Strong Bad: Uggh, she has the voice like a siren. Strong Sad: Yes, she has the voice of a beautiful siren, enchanting sailors and seamen. Strong Bad: (giggles) Seamen…

Stinkoman: [blink] Well, what the heck did you drag me here for?

Marzi-chan: I didn’t tell you to come here!

Stinkoman: [blink] Well, I need to go pick up C-chan from Bubbu, if you don’t mind, FIANCEE!

Marzi-chan: Would you get over the fact that we’re engaged? Master Z decides for us as he is your guardian!

Strong Bad: Stinkoman’s engaged? But a man like that can’t be tied down to one woman! Strong Sad: He should be tied to any woman.

Stinkoman: [sniff] [mumble] Well, I’ll be going now [bursts through an unbroken part of the ceiling]

Kidstar: [starry eyes] [nosebleed]

Strong Bad: Hey, who punched Kidstar? Strong Sad: In anime, when a male character is, um, aroused, he gets a nosebleed. Strong Bad: So Japanese guys are turned on by being punched? Freaky…

Marzi-chan: Go away, Kidstar.

Scene: Bubbu’s Machina Store Bubbu sits behind a work desk, playing with a mechanical stapler. The store is filled with machines, and machine parts, and oddly reminds you of a store in a popular science- fiction movie.

Strong Bad: Reminds me of Star Wars. Strong Sad: Reminds me of Brazil. Strong Bad: Brazil’s a country, not a movie, dumpus!

Stinkoman: Bubbu! Is C-chan all fixed up?

Bubbu: Yeah, all in workin’ order. He had an accident with the talking toilet, it seems.

[C-chan, a yellow ball dotted with black spots flies out] Strong Bad: That is one crappy robot. The Cheat: Mehmeh! Strong Bad: Well it is! Hey, where’s my chrome fortress of awesometude? The Cheat: (angrily) Meh-meh… The Cheat runs off.

Stinkoman: Are you feeling better C-chan?

C-chan: [bleeps]

Stinkoman: Then lets FIND A CHAAAALLENGE!

Scene: Street by Tokyo Tower C-chan and Stinkoman walk down the street towards the Tokyo Tower, where a cat girl with a pink baton flies away with something that looks like a yellow rat. By an alley, there is a cloaked man.

Strong Bad: Hey look, it’s the Eiffel Tower. Strong Sad: No, that’s Tokyo Tower. Strong Bad: You mean in the future the Japanese will buy the Eiffel Tower? Strong Sad: (sighs)

C-chan: [bleeps wildly]

Stinkoman: WHAAAAAAAAAT is it C-chan?!

C-chan: [bleeps]

Stinkoman: Whatever, Bubbu must’ve done something weird with you.

Cloaked Man: [dark voice] Are you…Stinkoman?

Stinkoman: YEAH! Cloaked Man: [throws away cloak] THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! For I am STINKLYMAN! The Almighty Stick Figure, master of all kung-fu!

[The battle goes on for about 10 minutes. Stinkoman uses his pose-fu to threaten Stinklyman, who retorts with a windmill-fu 180 kick. Stinkoman beats him with a pummeling in the stomach, then charges up his fire powers to finish him off, when Stinklyman teleports away]

Strong Bad: That was soo cool! Yeah! Strong Bad does a kung fu routine, kicking Strong Sad in the stomach repeatedly. Strong Sad: Ow, ow, stop that! That hurts!

Stinkoman: Hey! WHERE DID HE GO?

[Kidstar flies right into the Tokyo Tower, which falls down in to a smoking heap]

Strong Bad: Take that, you cheese-eaters! Strong Sad: (sighs)

Stinkoman: HA HA! YOU’RE SO STUPID KIDSTAR! [falls over laughing]

Mysterious Dark Voice: [on top of building] I see you are a formidable opponent, Stinkoman. Do hohoho!

Strong Bad: And…? Isn’t he going to tell us his secret plan or his name or something? Strong Sad: Anime tends to go slower then American… Strong Bad: This sucks! Change the channel! Strong Sad changes the television to the Exploding Car channel. Strong Bad: God bless America, man.

The End (for now)