Faculty Senate Votes to Uphold Plus/Minus·

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.· Faculty Senate votes ~~ · The Admiral . . David M. Nelson, former athletic to uphold plus/minus· director, dies of heart attack at 71 However, professors may or may not use pluses/minuses By Bradley A. Huebner By Paul Kane Faculty Senate 'President Robert Taapn IIJd Assis!Mit Spotls Editor lldministr.llive Neon Editor Margaret Andersen, associate provost for David M. Nelson, the man who has been called the The Faculty Senate breathed new life into Academic Affairs, said the error could be foremost authority on national collegiate athletics and the lhe plus/minus grading system yesterday voting corrected in lhe minutes. coach who put University of Delaware football on the map, David M. for the continued use of the policy and Andersen said after the meetinJ, .. We died of a heart attack Saturday afternoon at the age of 71. Nelson, 71, specifying that its use be optional for faculty reaffirmed the plus/minus system and re­ After watching his former team lose a thrilling 42-35 former football members. affirmed the right of faculty's authority tO double-overtime playoff game to James Madison University coach, suffered After an hour-long debate which included determine .and. to measure a student's at Delaware Stadium, he returned to his Newark home and a heart attack three different amendments to the original performance." · collapsed. He was pronounced dead later at Christiana resolution, the senate agreed on a proposal and died Andersen told the senate Nov. 4 the sradilll Hospital. allowing the faculty to chose what grades lhey system could not be optional and senators wbo "Football has lost a great man, one who has made a Saturday give students. say they do not use the system .. leave greater contribution to the rules of football than any man in afternoon in his The resolution, the last of lhe three presented themselves open for possible grievance suits by the game's history," said Delaware head coach Harold R. Newark home. by Frank Murray, dean of the College of students." "Tubby.. Raymond. He was head Eduction, reads, "The senate re-affirms the R. Byron Pipes, provost and vice president Nelson came to the university in 1951 as football coach coach and existence of the 11-point grade system with the for Academic Affairs, said at the start of dle and athletic director. He served as the secretary of the athletic director understanding that faculty may use as many meeting "faculty have the authority and NCAA's Rules Committee for lhe last 29 years. at the university points in their academic judgement that are responsibility to measure a student's Nelson retired from coaching in 1965 to devote himself from 1951 to appropriate for the purposes of evaluating performance ... see NElSON page 4 1984. academic achievement." However, the current The Provost's Office would enforce any plus/minus grading system at the university position lhe senate took, Pipes added. contains 12 grade points including an 'F.' see PLUS/MINUS pap 4 Accrediting agency g1ven• repre1ve• Middle States diversity criteria questioned By Jonathan Thomas receive federal aid. CopyEditot Middle States has been under The final decision on the fate of scrutiny by lhe education ~i the Middle States Association of since last year because of its use of Schools and Colleges has been diversity as an accreditation standard. postponed by the Department of The report to the National Education Wltil February 1992. Advisory Committee by staff Rick Wyner, consultant to the members of the education Education Department's general depanment stated Middle Saaaes "bas council reviewing whether Middle used the threat of delayed or withdrawn accreditation to force schools to implement [Middle • See editorial page 6 States'} definition of diversity." Middle States' rep-esentatives say States should receive government diversity is used as criterion only recognition, said the organization when it is part of the institution's requested a chance to respond to a own goals. But the staff report said report accusing it of imposing the agency has applied diversity diversity standards on universities. where it was not pan of a school's Middle States, the agency which stated mission. will evaluate the university in Middle States was given until February, is an association of Dec. ·19 to respond tO the report and universities in the mid-Atlantic propose whatever amendments to A solitary fan blasts his horn, but spectators are too engrossed in the double overtime football playoff region that sets accreditation their accreditation criterion they feei guidelines for self-regulation to are necessary, Wyner said. A against James Madison University to notice. Delaware fell short 42-35 to end the season 1~2. See page 11. minimize government control. decision is expected to be reached in Schools not accredited will not see ACCREDmNC page 4 Expert outlines Police seek suspects in assaults Newark Police have composite drawings of two attackers in a rape Cuban socialism attempt and an assault. Police also have a suspect in a Nov. 3 rape of a student on Madison Drive. :Economist believes capitalism in state of crisis The Federal Bureau of Investigation has taken samples 'By Vincent A. DeMuro Jr. medicine and the economy which Sbffleporm socialism offers. : The political and economic Social equality in Cuba is so great • Rape prevention seminar page 3 that a government official earns the doctrine of socialism cannot be • Are there more rapesl page 3 ~ i z!&dJ:c. successful until it creates an same salary as an average working­ 1\ - /( """" •.,. . b f'JINI II' Improvement of the human class citizen, Tablada said. . -· ___./ .. -c .i.!/ML ~ondition, a Cuban economist said In his speech titled, "Why Cuba from the suspect in the Nov. 3 Wanted for alll!mpted rape on last Tuesday.in defense of his Defends Socialism Today," Tablada incident for DNA testing but Madison Drive, the suspect is about homeland's practice of government. addressed topics such as the state of authorities declined to specify what 23 yurs old, 6" with medium biuld. : "Socialism is not endangered the Cuban economy, why socialism those samples were. J.Oday ... it is the Soviet model of is still prominent in Cuba and what Officials said it will take between ilocialism as well as capitalism that needs to be done to ensure its four months and a year for the The Partners Reward Fund is November 11 at Amstel Avenue and Is in a state of crisis," said Carlos survival. Still a revolutionary results to be returned. offering $200 for any information Orchard Road, near Purnell Hall. :rablada, professor of economics at country in 1960, Cuba examined the Sgt. Roy Clough said Newark leading to the arrest and conviction The suspect is described a heavy­ ~ University of Havana. Soviet Union's model of socialism, Police have made 10 arrests in of the the suspected rapists. Anyone set white man, 5 feet 10 inches tall, ' Tablada, who authored the award· and in 1975 decided to take on that connection with out of the 13 rape with information should contact in his early 20s with a scruffy beard winnins book "Che Guevara: model, Tablada said. cases this yeat. Newark Police. and dark brown hair. The suspect Economics and Politics in the "This was a big error. To copy is Clough said Newark has a 69 The man wanted in the Madison was also wearing a gold earring in . :rransition to Socialism," spoke at bad. To copy poorly is worse, .. percent rate for resolving rape cases Drive rape attempt is described as his left ear and a gold ring on his the university as part of a Tablada said in light of the recent either through arrests or other white, in his early 20s, six feet tall right hand at the time of the attack. nationwide college tour. While events in the Soviet Union and circumstances. and about 170 popnds. 1 :rablada did not condemn capitalism, Eastern Europe. Amy Goldfarb He said the national rate for The other composite depicts a - t.vry Dignari ~e listed the benefits in education. ' see SOCIALISM page 4 Carlos Tablada closing rape cases is 53 percent. suspect in an assault incident on and Melissa Gitter ?tudents file appeals against forest service Opinion ...... 6 !· By ICan!n Levinson Rooney and Olyde said they Forest as a commodity, rather than a Vivant ...... 7 ( · National Forest !blf,._. service the complex ecosystem. l charged the with breaking dassifieds ...... 8 After an intcmal investigation the National Environmental Protection Rooney said the students won National Forest Service will not Act (NEPA). The NEPA requires the two appeals whtn lbe former district Entertainment ...... 9 :Service halts projects cootinue certain timber projects in a service to prepare documents ranger of the forest Andrew Sports ...... t ...... 11 Pennsylvania forest because two outlinins the environ-mental Colaninno withdrew plans to cut Con1ics ...... 13 Wlivenity Sl1ldellls filed complainiS ccnsequences or their projeciS. about SOO acres. in Pennsylvania's that tbe organization mismaJU18ed The students also said the service Rooney said two stays were tbe land. one of tbe students said violated the National Forest granted which froze any further --Also inside:-- Monday. Manqement Act (NFMA), which removal of timber from tbe fmest. Allegheny Tom Rooney (AS JR) and Mark sets guidelines for manqins the A stay requires that the forest Is tanning healthyl ...... 2 OIJde (AS SR) filed eight appeals llllicml forellS. . service will not continue with a New bike racks ...... 4 apiDit lbe Na&iCIIIII Forest Serviee Accxldlna lO Rooney aad Olyde, project until the appeals can be Men and abortion ...... 7 National Forest (NPS) UlertiDJ tbat the service the service violated this act by evaluated. viollled envlrannteltallaws. looldns at the Allepeny National ..IIUDENTS pase 4 .. 2 • THE REVIEW • =t' 3, 1991 Injections offer alternative to sun worshippers By tc.ryn McCormack injections or the hormone synthetic tan does not cover the Foundation in New York City, cases ~t• N-. Editor melanotropin. whole body and may not help those of melanoma, the deadliest fonn of U you are a sun-worshipper but Nonnan Levine, a dermatologist with freckles. Levine said freckles skin cancer, has almost doubled in fear its hannful rays, a safer way to at the University of Arizona Health would probably become darker with the last decade. tan may be only injections away. Sciences Center in Tucson and co­ use of the hormone. This year, more than 32,000 Researchers at the University of author of the report, said the The drug's only known side Americans are ellpected to develop Arizona have found that injections honnone may be a major means for effects are a flushed sensation that melanoma and 568,000 are expected of a synthetic hormone can give a protection BBainst skin cancer. lasts less than an hour after the to develop other forms of skin Music department to tanned, healthy-looking complexion The researchers plan to develop given 10 shots of NDP or a placebo injection and some vague cancer. commemorate without risking dangerous exposure an oral or cream version of the drug, over 12 days. After observing them gastrointestinal discomfort. The major reason for the.high to tbe sun. known as NDP, but it will not be for seven weeks, the researchers But aside from those relatively cancer rates is believed to be more Mozart's death A report in the Nov. 20 issue of sold until more studies are found that the men given the mild effects, this new tanning people spending more time in the the Journal of the American conducted to prove there are no hormone tanned on the face, neck, technique may help reduce skin sun. However, some scientists cite In commemoration of the Medical Association stated that harmful long-term side-effects, arms and legs but it left their cancer rates which are at record the thinning of the Earth's ozone 200th anniversary or people who tan poorly, as well those Levine said. buttocks and stomach white. levels. layer, which protects us from legendary composer and who tan easily, responded well to In the report, 28 white men were For an unknown reason, the According to the Skin Cancer ultraviolet rays, as another cause. musician Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's death, the department of music will present a musical tribute 8 Latin American student p.m. Wednesday at Loudis Holiday commemorates Recilal Hall. The event, co-sponsored by the Faculty Senate Committee begins new organization on Cultural Aclivitiea, will the 'Festival of Lights' feature a variety of Mozat's movements, Professor Group hopes to attract more Hispanic students to university By Jeff Pearlman ,.. the holiday is eight days, it's good Michael Steinber& of the Anisr.nr Spottt EDitor that you can celebrate with people far music department said, By Elizabeth Kane Panama, and Puerto Rico, There's no Santa Claus, no eight days." including choral, orchesual, S&af( R•porter said Elizabeth Bertera, a stockings bung by the chimney and no Handler is also a member of the ·opera and chamber ensemble Hay un grupo nuevo en Ia "Many students coming to faculty advisor for the Sunday morning mass. Alpha Omicron Pi sorority which selections. Universidad de Delaware organization. But Sunday evening marked the sponsored a menorah lighting Monday Steinberg created the ayudar los estudiantes the university who are of Rodriguez was inspired to ·beginning of Hanukkah, the eight-day night in the Rodney Room of the t} concept of the event, entitled latinoamericanos. start OLA after talking with Jewish holiday celebrating the victory Perkins Student Center. "Mozart: A Tribute," wrote For non-Spanish speakers, Latin America decent do former Black Student Union more than 2,000 years ago of the While many Jews relish Hanukkah the narration and selected the that reads: There is a new President, Brian Johnson (EO Maccabees over desecrators of an for its historic and family musical pieces to be aroup at the University of not really know much SR), about many of the ancient Jewish Temple. significance, several are bothered by • performed. Delaware that helps Latin similar problems Latin To celebrate the historic event, the constant comparisons made to The event will highllJht American students. about the cultural traditions Americans and African Jews throuahout• the world light Christmas. performances from faculty Dorcas Rodriguez (AS SO) Americans face as minorities candles on the eight-branched "Hanukkah is important . to members and will feature founded the Organization for of the country that th.. ev, or on campus. menorah each night of the holiday. remember, but ChristmaS is the reason Kurtis Institute of Music's the Advancement of Latin '' Rodriguez said, both she From the Uadilion of lighting the why w.e get presents," said Hillel chamber orchestra and Americans to help orient Latin h · ~ " and Johnson, are concerned eight candles, Hanukkah is also member Arily Rosenberg (AS FR). Wilmington's Coro Allegro American students at the . t etr parents come ,rom. about the recruitment of known as '1be Festival of Lights." "Personally, I think tqe high chorus. university. minorities by the university. This symbolizes the Maccabees holidays, Yom Kippur and Rosh Through working on the The group held its first -Dorcas Rodreguez (AS SO) Students who have shown attempt to rekindle the ancient Hashanah, are more important. A lot concert, Steinberg said he official meeting November 20. Founder of the Organization for the interest in the group feel that Temple's candelabrum after the of people don't realize that," she said. Rodriguez, president of the they have to make up for lost attack. The Jews possessed only Suzanne Borden (HR JR), president feels in touch with the· artist. Advancement of Larin Americans "Mozart undersWJds, acceptS OLA, said she began time when it comes to enough oil for one day, but it of the Delaware Israel Public Mfairs and even concerns himself organizing the group last learning about their heritages, miraculously burned for eight. Committee, a campus group for both with every aspect of humanity spring because she felt that she said. While Hanukkah means different Jewish and non-Jewish studentS who with equanimity," he said. there were few if any programs at the university Parents of children with Latin American things to different people, to Vivian support Israel, said it is good that Steinberg said the Dec. 4 specifically aimed at Latin Americans students. heritages sometimes teach their children not to Klaff, a chairman on the Hillel Adult Hanukkah falls early in December. this performance will be Tony Ciuffetelli (AS SR), the OLA treasurer, acknowledge their backgrounds, Rodriguez said. Advisory Board, the holiday year. significant because it wu on said members will have a buddy system for "Many students coming to the university who represents past and present Jewish Borden said: "Since it's not right that date in 1791 Mozart died. Latin American students who have just arrived are of Latin American decent do not really know oppression. around Christmas this year, other "[Mozart] is one of the at the university. much about the cultural traditions of the country "Hanukkah is a uaditional holiday students who aren't Jewish have more deities of music," be said. The system will provide assistance in helping that they, or their parents come from," Rodriguez in the Jewish calendar," Klaff said. "It of a chance to partake in the holiday. Program Coordinator incoming Latin American students in finding said. is one of the festivals of freedom, a "People usually seem to think Elaine Brencbley said the their way around the university, buying books Bertera encourages students of all ethnic time when one should remember that 'well, it's the same thing.t It's encourages early ticket and understanding how meal plans work, he backgrounds to become involved in OLA which Jews have been suppressed and kept bec.ome a,. commercial ·tbing like purchase since seating is said. conducts meetings in both English and Spanish. in captivity." Christmas. •. limited to 440. "It is really gratifying knowing I am helping "Students who are fluent in Spanish and/or Hillel secretary ~endy Handler But the bottom line, according 'tO Tickets are available in a foreign student become familiar with the those who want to learn more about the culture · (BE JR) said Hanukkah is a family Borden, is uadition. · /- · Room 209 of the .. Amy university," Ciuffetelli said. of Latin American countries," she said, "are holiday. . "Hanukkah is a holiday . which "' DuPont Music Building. A report from Middle States and The welcome to join the organization." "Hanukkah means togetherness and shows that Jewish people are here; l~ Admissions Office indicated that 191 Although the turnout at the first organizational bringing people close together," she that we won another battle." she ~d. .,. undergraduate and graduate Hispanic students meeting was was low, Rodriguez hopes · said. "It's not so much the g"tfl$. Since "It's a c~lebmtion."" · are currently enrolled at the university. interested students will attend a holiday dinnet Speaker discusses Most of the students are from Spain, Ecuador, scheduled for Wednesday night in Allison Hall. student safety while studying abroad

Students st~dyiDJ abroad SOUND ENTERTAINMENT for Winter Session aad:Sprjng Semester were infontle~f of Heyl .• the "do's and don'ts" of DJ Specialists For All Occasions Richard Jones ' foreign uavel at an orientation If you have experience I~ computer !ditor ln.O.Ifi meeting at Smith Hall last STUDENT DISCOUNTS ArchieTse Sunday. GJ11pblcs and are Interested In working EKecutitie ·Editor The meeting. sportsOred by Dates Still For Your Holiday Party Av~ilable Julie Carrick Jilll.aurimilti$ the Office of International on 111e Review, call Archie at 45l·2771. •.· ~. :3·-?~ . ~ Managing Editor ManaginG Editor. Prosrams and Special Call Tony 609.-936.-852.0 Molly Williams · Robert Weston lent.na. featured Mayer Managing Editor Editorial Editor NudiU, eJtecutive dltector of 1 the International Counter­ Mary Leigh Van Geffen ' Bii5Jness MmatJer . . . Terrorism and Security SKI WEEKEND GETAWAY Association. Verohica Maceroli · Nudell ellplained to a WINTER SESSION '9Z JANUARY 31 at the ~isins Director crowd of almost 400 faculty, Ramada Inn, Michael Savett' • sa.dents and parents •hat to LECTURE SERIES Binghainton, NY Copy Desk 0./el " ' < look out for when traveling Sports Editot ...... :. .... Dall ~-.'1:~~~ ~ abroad. For Academic Credit GREEK PEAK News Editon ...... Jennifet 8Kk Security begins with a BOOK NOW, . Doua 0c1n0van proper state of mind, he said, tai!Y Dfpn• LIMITED SPACE/ Charlotte Faltl!ftilayer and common sense is the most "The New World Order?" Melissa Gitter useful tool to being safe Erica Houskeeper abroad. • PauiK'.ahe · Nudell advised students to POSC-444-01 0 Seminar: World Politics 3 cr. Karyn McCormack familiarize themselves with (Non-honors section recently added) CAIIIII'BELL Lori~o the foreign countty's cutrent LEC MTR 3:00 p.m.-4:30 p.m. FRA)~'El-~ Shana Teitelbaum affairs such as political issues. Feiitwes Editors ...... Mt!redith Brittain . LEC MR 7:30 p.m.-9:00 p.m. Amy Mazzlotta laws and sanitation policies. CEIIFER POSC-444-080 Hnrs: Sem: World Politics 3 cr. Entertainment EditOIS ..... Ron Kaufman "It's important to become (302) 731-0337 Rob Rec:toi . familiar with cultural customs (Same meeting schedule) Photography Editor ...... ,...... "'"'. 8l'ld taboos," Nudellltlded. Pamela Wray ~St~ ~ou don't want.to al~ M/Graphics Dlrector ...... SOnja Kertiy · people, especlaiJy wi\bOIIt · The new (non-honors) section is available Copy Editots ...... Uncia AnderSon nlalizing it," he said. during the Phone-in Drop/ Add period: Laura fiL'Ibidl He warned students againlt Dec. 4-5, 8:15 a.m.-7:00p.m. Wendy Rolen "over-friendly [natives] Jonathan Thomas 292-3500 and 292-3504. • Karen wotilns . because criminals wget · Assi$tant Sports Editors ...... ,, ' popular tourist attnclionl." Juon carber · He also advised lauleats Bradley A. HUebr)er qainal wearina clodllnftlhll . ~Pearlman, would identify tlledt as Assistant NeWs ~dltois.~.M~ American, which could make them more vulnerable to Sail WeiSs being taken advantage of. Assistant Features 'Editor ...... ;t:~ ...... · Nudell warned students Contact ' SUAn' Colllby Assistant PhototJaphy Edltot ...... about terrorifts, but said they . Michele partJey are not likely to encounter Assistant Graphics Editor ...... such problems. "You're more Stacy Stewart likely to get pick-pocketed Lenses Asllistallt Burlness M.vl.1&'*...... than to come in contest with a Sh.tllltilteln tenOrist." Assist.tnt AdvettisJng Ditedot .~ ...... An adventure awaits you," ' ~niBnldlir be said. "With reasonable CRAZY PLANET ~orSWff~ .. ~e ..-ations, b"Bvel abJ'Oid can Glasses be ate." Banner Optical Company Tuesday, December 3 ·Ia $2 Cove' • Bud a Bud Lite f8 oz. c•n• fo' 99~ Office and mdlna addrios 18 Haines Street Student Clnti' 8-1 Newark, OE 19716' 1 Bullnels ...... (.Vi:Q 4ft·t397 Newark, DE AdvertlslnJ ...... (302) ltSt·1Bif ,SiONE. NI!WI/Erlliortll '"'""'"" . ) • 368-4004 BRLLOOtl December 3, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 3

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Newspaper sparks of AIDS controversy with . Local art museums, photo of rape victi~ PTTP join global effort A college newspaper that published the photograph Of the woman who has accuse41 to educate on Sunday William Kennedy Smith C1f rape has created controversy By Lewis R. Ware over the media revealing rape St~fflll>potter victim's identities. ; Patrons of the Professional The Palm Beac~ Theater Training Program (P'ITP) Community College Beach· opened their programs Sunday and comber ran photographs Ol received more than just directors' Smith and his woman accuser notes and a list of cast and crew with an editorial that saiport_"' . "There has been an increase of PfTP performance programs for the stitutional. . AdminiStrators . ~nd . rape "There has not been an increase of rapes rapes [this year) in the city of rest of the semester. The Globe, a Florida-based counselors have confltctmg vtews on Newark, that's true, but there has not The sheet contains the names and tabloid, challenged the law numbers of organizations where w~ether the 13 rapes reponed so far · I · · . d been an increase of rapes involving after it publisheq the woman'$ t~IS _ year ar~ the result of more lnvo Vlng University stu ents." university students," said Brooks. counseling, testing and information _ photo and was charged with ~ Vt~tlms commg f~rward ~bout the "I think what has been different about AIDS can be obtained. second-degree misdemeanor, cnme or an actual mcrease m attacks -Timothy F. Brooks this year than in past years is we've The insert also cites statistics punishable by a $500 fme, six released by the World Health over last year. Dean of Students had several incidents in close months in jail or both. The In 19~0, there ":'ere nine reported proximity time-wise," said Brooks. Organization stating that one death case is currently being rapes m the cny of Newark Douglas Tuttle, director of Public from AIDS occurs every seven appealed to a higher court. compared to the 13 reported so far Safety said he thought the the minutes and that 75 percent o f "I believe in equal with one m~nth r~maining in 1991. Police, and students are more aware Since there is a greater awareness number of students who were people who have the AIDS virus disclosure," Rupp said. "To Tw~ umversny students were of this now so they are better of rape this year, more reports are victims of rape and-sexual assault were infected heterosexually. allow one side to manipulate raped m November and two other prepared for an incident occurring coming in because of it, said this year is essentially the same as Unlike diseases such as cancer, tlie press and use it to their students .have been sexual! y and reporting it," said Geist. Ferguson. previous years. "knowing about AIDS can keep it advantage ... I don't believe from spreading," Zschiegner said. assaulted th1s ~mes~. Paul Ferguson, a representative "This situation is not unique to A series of rape prevention it's fair." Nancy ~e1st, assiStant dean of for SOS Rape Counseling agrees. our campus or any other university seminars have been planned; the next The effort is being funded oy Although Rupp ac- students, ~d though the number of "We don't believe that there has campus, this is happening in all pans one is scheduled for Tuesday 7 p.m. voluntary contributions from .PTTP knowledged that publishing members, Tsalis said. rapes . h~s mcreased, she does not been an increase in the incidence of of society," he said. at the Church of The Nazarene of rape victims' photographs or think It IS not because of an mcrease rape, but rather reports of rape have However not everyone agrees Newark on Papermill Road. She added that because she and names might discourage them of occurrences. increased," said Ferguson, assistant many other members of P1TP have from coming forward with "I don't think that the number of director of student health services lost friends to AIDS, support was charges, he said he believed ii actual rapes has increased, but the "Systems are now more easy to obtain for the effort. was necessary to discover the number of reported and somewhat accommodating for victims of rape Seminar stresses Zschiegner said designating a outh in such cases. publicized rapes has," said Geist. to feel more comfortable in reporting World AIDS Day was an opportunity Jack Freese, spokesman for "Newark Police, University it," said Ferguson · to "practice what we preach." the Palm ' Beach 1 State Christine Shimp (AS SR), who Attorney's Office, said h~ auended Sunday's performance, said doubted that prosecutor~ rape prevention that she was shocked by the would seek charges against information in the flyer, but that she the student newspaper. · Attendance at police safety program increases found it appropriate to distribute the facts because of the gravity of the By Kenny Nager whistle and/or mace. problem. St.afflll>porter Healy said: "If you carry a Tsalis said P1TP first considered Rolling indicted in "I wear a baseball hat and try to weapon, make sure you are properly trying to close the theater in look more like a boy. When it's dark trained to use it. If you spray mace conjunction with the "Day Without Florida student and late at night, I don' I think and the wind blows it back in yo!Jr Art," an event promoted by Visual murders so~ body's going to look too closely face, you may render yourself AIDS, but decided to issue an at so~one wearing a baseball hat," helpless." information sheet instead.' a cappella singers After hearing nine days of said Marianne Zwaskis (AS FR), who Listen to your own instincts, she Visual AIDS is a group of artists testimony, a grand j.ury has short hair which enhances her said. If you do not feel safe in any from all over the country who needed only 25 minutes to disguise. . situation, then leave. publicize the problems of the disease decide to indict a Louisiana Jacqueline McKeown (AS JR) said, Detective Gerald Simpson by convincing museums and present: drifter for the murders of "I never go out to just jog or walk at discussed the rapes and sexual galleries to close on World AIDS five college students iri night here; I would at home, but not assaults in Newark, and circulated Day or to create displays about AIDS August 1990. . here." composites of suspects in two recent and its effects. The jury indicted Danny Seventy-five Newark students and assaults. The Delaware An Museum in Harold Rolling, 37, of. A residents, 65 more than last year, One composite is of the man who Wilmington participated by draping Shreveport, La., on fiv~ attended two rape prevention auempted an assault with a weapon a sculpture by Wendell Castle in counts of first-degree murde~ . programs sponsored by the Newark on Amstel Avenue and Orchard black and placing a poster explaining Road. the "Day Without Art" at its and three counts each of Police last Monday and Tuesday sexual battery and armed evenings. The second is of the man who entrance, said a museum HOLIDAY spokeswoman. burglary. . auempted to rape a Madison Drive Police said the increase illustrates Four of the victims were growing concern among residents student when she was leaving her car. The Institute of Contemporary Art University of Florida over recent rape and assault incidents. Simpson said, "We need your help in Philadelphia draped black crepe to apprehend these criminals." on an exhibit of Keith Haring, an students, the fifth attended Last year, about 10 people nearby Santa Fe Community: attended the seminars held over two "We are investigating to sec if the artist who died of AIDS, and the CONCERT Philadelphia Museum of Art held a College. All were killed in nights. This year, about 50 people rape on November 3 is connected off-campus apartments. · auended the Monday program alone. with the attempted rape on Madison candlelight vigil to remember John Joyce, Florida'~ police said. Drive," he continued. victims of the disease, said Visual Featuring: Department of Law Monday's prevention program was Melissa Shalters, (ET JR), a AIDS spokesman Jerry Gregory. student who lives in Towne Court Visual AIDS also convinced Enforcement spokesman,: ·The Chord on Blues held at the Aetna firehouse on Thorn said the jury members relied Lane. The firehouse is ncar Madison apartments, said that the prevention building owners in New York, heavily on forensic evidence~ programs were valuable, but that she Chicago, San Francisco, Austin and Drive where both a rape and a sexual such as DNA samples of an All Male A Cappella Miami to participate in the "Night assault occurred within a two week would like to sec more police officers semen that linked Rolling to patrolling the area. Without Lights," a 15-minute period. the murder scenes, for its "My roommate has a night class, darkening of the city skyline at 7:45 Singing Group from the Patrolman Brian Henry, supervisor verdict. and she always beeps her car hom so p.m. Sunday. of the meeting, said, "The purpose is Joyce said the case may I can look out the window until she The Metropolitan Museum of Art University of Pennsylvania to educate everyone, not to scare take up to two years to go to gets in," she said. removed a painting from each one of them." trial because of pre-trial The next rape awareness program its sections and replaced it with a "1 think we had a good turnout discovery and other motions will be held in the Church of poster containing information on because everyone is aware that rape that will be filed by Nazarene on Papermill Road on AIDS to join in the effort. can happen to them,"he added. Rolling's auomeys. December 3 at 7 p.m. World AIDS D ay was first Karen Healy, director for the rape Rolling currently faces a crisis program at Contact Delaware, declared in 1988 by the World Thursday, Dec. 5, 8 pm Jan. 6 trial on charges that he Staff reporter O!ris Gardiner Health Organization and Sunday was said, "Everyone should realize that robbed a bank in Gainesville, contributed to this article. the third annual "Day Without Art." they are a possible victim of rape, Fla., on Aug. 27 after the New.~rk Hall Auditori·um both men and women." thir9 body was found . Healy denounced common,myths He is now serving four life about rape, such as if a woman turns a sentences for a series of Admission: $3 man on, she has to have sex with him. burglaries he committed in She went over many rape Attention students! Tampa and Ocala, a city prevention tips, including walking south of Gainesville, shortly and with a group of people carrying a NEW ADDITIONS TO CRIMINAL JUSTICE after the murders took place. WINTER SESSION SCHEDULE 1992 (92W)

011 (CRJU) II 0 0 II INTRODUCfiON TO CRIMINAL JUSTICE INSfRUCfOR ROBERT MORLEY

1/UDtf JO DQOft .IMC. r«MNAWUK 011 (CRJU) II 0 012 INTRODUCTION TO CRIMINAL JUSTICE •IIIIOUM COIII'OmVE MICD INSfRUCfOR JOHN UNN DN~a.ava ~·CC~C~RJWOW AVAU.U IMNEM CHAifTIIIMIIVIC• A VAlLA&. 011 (CRJU) 437 010 SEMINAR ON CORRECTIONS INSTRUCTOR AlAN WIDMAYER 4 • THE /lEVIEW • December 3, 1991 .

Nelson The followit~g llf'C uce,.,ts from at~ it~terview cot~ductell with Dtwid M. Nelso11 two weeles before continued from pase 1 his death. The it~te111iew was o11e of Nelso11's last.

: exclusively to his duties as athletic Nelson on the Wing-T: "It started out as a formation, but it really is · director until 1984. a philoiophy of football. Anythlns you can do in offensive footbolll, · Nelson, known as "The Admiral," you can start from that formation. That's the beauty of the thing." owned a 15-year career record of 84- 42-2 as coach of the Delaware team, The reason the university did not have women's sports until where he ins tituted the Wing-T 1968: '"Girls are supposed to perspire not sweat.' That was the offensive formation. His 1963 Blue theory in those~ • · · Hens were voted the nation's top justification for widening the goalposts in 1958 and . small-college team by United Press narrowing them this year l1y the Rules Committee: "We International 's board of coaches. wanted to put the foot back in football. There were 103 field goals "His record speaks for itself," said Raymond, who was appointed by kicked In [19581; ln ·1989therewere 1,385." Nelson to take over the team in 1966. /The Admiral' on. ~ow the game has changed in his time: Nelson' s "Wing-T'' system was "Safety-wise the game Is much safer than when I played ... I think adop ted by several prominent the rules have made It that way along with the education of coache& football coaches because of its in how to teach the game to make it safer. success at Delaware. "The substitution rule [a former rule limiting the number of Grambling University's legendary substitutions to one per quarter) has allowed a larger number of coach Eddi~ Robinson 372 career wins) said he fell in love with the people to partidpate and to play. It brought a greater skill to the Wing-T attack after watching Iowa's game. 1957 Rose Bowl win. "I was "The game Is a lot more in!eresting than it was; the tempo of thE! ·, fasc.inated," he said. "I knew right N~lson takes a victory rid~ after Delaware's Lambert Cup triumph over Rutgers University in 1 _ game has increased. From the spectators standpoint, there is a then the Wing-T was the perfect ,. him," Trabant said. "He was a great . wider variety of football." system, but I had to Jearn all about 12 committees and wrote six books. coaches in how to teach the ga~e. conversationalist; he knew so much His most recent work, "Anatomy of make it safer," he said in October. Compiled by it." and had 'a delightful way of saying . the Game," is scheduled to be "He was a great story teller who Jeffrey M. Cridland Nelson's system has helped the t•. ·• Hens net four national what he knew." published in spring. Another book loved the game of football ,- championships. - Assistant Athletic Director Mary outlining college football's history immensely," said Edgar N. Johnson, "It started as a formation, but it Ann Hitchens said "he gets all the and rule changes is in its final editing the university's athletic director. (in Michigan)," he added. football mind this man had until really is a philosophy of football," credit" for bringing women's stages. "He'll be greatly missed by me From co11ege, Nelson went on to much later ... he will be sore.Iy said Nelson two weeks aso in one of athletics to Delaware. Nel-son helped change collegiate personally and by the university." become head football coach and mis~ " .said Carpenter, who is no"Y his last interviews. "Anything you Nelson was a member of the football greatly through his work on Nelson was born in Detroit and athletic director at Hillsdale College, a uruvers•ty trustee. , can do in offensive football, you can committee that first approved the Rules Committee. He laid the played tailback under Fritz Crisler at in Michigan, where he led the team to Nelson is survived by Shirley, :l).ik start from that formation, that's the women's sports at the university in ground work for the two-point the University of Michigan. He back-to-back titles. wife of 49 years, and three childreq,. , beauty of the thing." 1968, Hitchens said. conversion in 1958. played in the same backfield as All­ After coaching running backs at Amy Connell, Eric Nelson and Qe~ : Nelson, who was inducted into the "There's just a tremendous sense "We wanted to put the foot back in American Tom Harmon before Harvard, he took the head coaching Nelson. 1; College Football Hall of Fame in of loss," she said. "What he's meant, football ," Nelson said two weeks leading the Wolverines in rushing his job at Maine University where he President David R. Roselle sa\Bo Schembechler. "As a coach he I was 10 years old," former enriched by his contributions." "The whole university and the ABC-TV. safer than when I played. I think the was very iimovative. He was an Philadelphia Phillies' president Ruly NCAA would be different without All told, "The Admiral" served on rules, along with ,the education of extremely honest m!in,.very bright. · Carpenter said. Staff reporter Jeffrey M. Oidland "I saw him not too Ion2 a11:o here "I never understood what a ~~:reat contributed to this artide. Highlights in the life of David Moir Ne.lson: FJ:om"'"betroit to Newark Students challenge forest ~ervice 1920: Nelson is bclm to James and constructed Delaware Stadium. to the Delaware Sports Hall of Elizabeth Nelson in Detroit, Mich. 1957: Nelson, the second all-time Fame. continued from page 1 managers are "timber people as site-specific." 1941: After playing in the shadow winningest football coach in 1980: Former university President opposed to wildlife people." The students have charged the of All-American·runQing back university history, is appointed to E.A, Ttabant names. N~l~n . dean of Arnie Irvine, acting ranger for the District Forest Ranger for the organization with using old ecological Tommy Ham:1on,.father Of actor the NCM Rules Committee. - the ,Coll~e of Physldil ,r~pf~tion , Sheffield di~trict said, "A stay was Allegheny Forest, Colaninno said the information, but using state-l ,1989: Nelson is n

continued from page 1 All have students who went to Nassau first Bikes could be racked up . Socialism was examined for II you're coming home to long Island for the holidays, economic reasons, he said, but the improve your academic recoad during the recess. ' By Jason P. Held designated for the locks. ' dir~r of Public Safety, said the economy worsened as corruption Earn affordable credits during Nassau Community College's : suffll.epotter Diefendorf said students have increased number of racks could lead grew and bureaucracy spread, Intersession-Winter Session. For only $64.00 a credit, you can It could happen to you. complained about the effectiveness to less bicycle thefts. Tablada told his audience of about earn up to 3 credits. Nassau is fully accredited and Already late for class and it seems of both types of bike racks. From July to October 1991, 90 100 people in Kirkbride Hall. - all credits are easily transferable. · as if you can't pedal the bike fast As a result, he said, new and bicycles have been reported stolen "No improvement in the human . enough. improved racks will be installed -an average of al most23 bikes per condition is not socialism," he said. Fina11y, outside the lecture ha11 . throughout campus nex t fall. month, Flatley said. "Socialism is not only economic; it Only 13 Oass meetings per Course Try to lock up the bike. Samples of racks under Flatley suggested students use is a different mode..of activity for the Appuelo.lp APD 122 l'oundatlciN of Jll8lll:e SJ*m Cl1 105 Arrgghh. consideration wi11 appear in random stronger Jocks, such as Kryptonite people." Art Hlatoly AKr 104 Hall! M.....,-KI1. 16t Abnormal~ PSY 215 lni!GIIIIdlan Ill !loclolo&r SOC :1111 The lock won't fit in the rack. campus areas within the next few • and Citadel, to prevent bike theft rn the mid '80s, a rectification a.pw111 I'Nndl FilE 101 Jni!GIIIIdlan 111 ....._au; no . University oflicials say finding a months in an experimental stage to because thieves are often able to process was initiated and Cuba lllplnlna ltdan I ITA 101 lni!GIIIIdlan Ill Slallllkw MAT 103 parking spot on campus is often a measure effectiveness and student ,se.ver low-quality ,b}ke locks with began tO deveiOI,l its own model Of lllpudna!lpellh 1SPA 1D1 ~ !i8T 200 difflcult task - not on! y for reaction, Diefendorf said. ·bolt cutters. , ! socialism. Social equality developed "-'-w.th MICT 101 ...... MICT 100 motorists, but for bicycle riders as To help reduce the bicycle He also warned against locking where there had been none. There Ollld~IPSY2l3 WllllcAppndAIIDnMUSlOO well. parking problem, a bi ke rack popular only a tire to a raQc because thieves was no racism in the employment Coaun.ln 111ck Alii. COM 130 AFit 1'11 ...._.. PMIIIJ H_.th I'I!D 201 Colaplaof....._IICIMAT101 Pllndplt of(Moalol~!a~Mna II!C020'1 But such scenarios may soon be a with students at the University of ~an easily remove t~e frame of the field, no humiliation in the streets, Cri1n1M1 ""--UJW CIJ Z16 I'Mdplt Ill Dlaollk:oMmia DK:o 2CI problem of the past. Colorado is tinder c on sideration bike from the locked·wheel. he said. Tablada noted that former FMIIIJ IMI. H-s-.tJt, I'I!D 251 l'llblc SfMidnl

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The decision by the Depanrnent of is making progress in promoting Education to challenge the use of diversity. Improving a schools cultural cultural diversity as an accrediting climate is the responsibility of requirement for colleges and students and faculty, not an outside universities was a wise one. organization. We agree that universities need to emphasize the importance of Farewell to a friend maintaining a multi-cultural env ironment. But teaching multi­ Saturday, the man who created the culturalism is not the primary mission famed Delaware Wing-T offense and

of higher education. put the university's football program WiiSiwn~l\ When the Middle States on the map, died. Association of Schools and CoUeges During his 40 years at the evaluate a university, the primary university, David M. Nelson earned Letters to the editor concern should be the quality of more recognition, brought about more Students should register to vote All sports deserve coverage education being offered to students. change and touched more people's Working together for change But in recent years, Middle States lives than any other I 0 people Like many of my fellow students, I feel Well, the war ' s over and we students I was disappointed that The Review has increasingly placed an emphasis combined. frustration with the political system in this have been desperately searching for another would choose to include an article about on the issue of multi-culturalism. Tile One doesn't need to be a sports fan country and the direction in which it is cause. Thank God for parkulators! The Virginia Slims of Philadelphia tennis result, in many cases, has been the to mourn Coach Nelson's death. His headed. To see that changes are made, Sarcasm aside, there are numerous points tournament in the Nov. 15 issue rather than assembly line production of multi­ fairness, integrity and knowledge of people must write to their representatives to be made on each side of this issue. But preview the championship competition cultural illiterates. athletics made him more than just a and let them !mow how they feel. many good ideas have been lost in an "us which the cross country and volleyball • Even if people only wrote about the one against them" attitude on the parts of both teams were to compete in over that coming . Whether a college or university great coach; he was a w'Jnderful issue which they feel strongest about, this students and the local community; This has weekend. receives accreditation should be -human being. would be an improvement. Unfortunately, resulted in some utterly incomprehensible I was incensed to find a second article • determined solely on the academic A fitting tribute to the man would this step is more work than most are actions and statements by both sides. about women's professional tennis in the · standing of the institution. be for the university to re-name obviously willing to take, so they settle for What will be accomplished by this Nov. 19 issue, while still ignoring the cross : This does not mean universities are Delaware Stadium in his memory. bitching about it to whoever will listen. boycott? Nothing. Here's a wild idea- the country team by failing to publish any : not obligated to promote diversity on Coach Nelson was a throwback to I agree it is disheartening to work for next time you want to impress your friends results of weekend competition. : something if the results are slow in coming, with a '60s throwback movement, have a Apparently, the sports editors of The ' all It their campuses. that is good in this world. seems but work within your own community can cause worth raising your blood pressure Review were unaware that the men's and We simply do not believe that an only appropriate for the university to only help you. We can't possibly expect to over. women's cross country teams were outside organization can adequately ensure that his name is not forgotten sit back and demand changes if it is not I thought Newark committee member competing in the IC4AIECAC decide whether a university or college by future generations of students. evident that they are important enough to us Tom Wampler made an interesting point Championships at Lehigh University on to devote some of our time. when he said residents do not want to Nov.16. I suggest that every college student give change or eliminate the city ordinance This meet, was the biggest in the eastern $1 and{or one hour per week to a charity of "simply because it was unpopular with United States, and served as the NCAA their choice. The university itself could students." The implication? Students are national qualifying race; It certainly sltould Editorial policy raise $720,000 per year. This is enough outsiders and should not be afforded a voice have been covered by the university's money to keep a shelter for the homeless in community decisions. newspaper. Maybe it just me, but it seems Review & Opinion: Page 6 is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial above represents the consensus opinion of the ~iew staff and is wrinen by the editorial page editor, except when initialed. Staff open for over a year, it could be spent to Nearly all university students are 18 or to me the meet would qualify as a playoff columns are lhe opinion of the author. Cartoons represent the opinion of the artist Leners lo the editor conlain fight AIDS or anything which may invoke a older, and contrary to what the university game by most people's standards. 0 the 1~~~~~~h~ ~~!!day and Friday during the academic school ye<~~, Fridays during the Winter Session, by change and boost morale in this country. may say about residency with regard to Even though Bryan Dembrock, Marc ' lhe student body of the UniW!fsity of Delaware, Newark, Del . Two hours per week of your time could out-of-state tuition, residency is established Washington and all the other Blue Hen help battle the problem facing the 55,000 in the area which a person considers to be harriers aren't as famous as Monica Seles illiterate people in Delaware. his or her permanent home. and Jennifer Capriati, they are much more It may sound like I'm making it seem So if students want to change the important when it comes to sports at the easy and that is because some of these parkulator policy, they shouldn't simply University of Delaware. I hope that in the Editorial columnists solutions are- if we work together. whine and make lame threats about a future The Review's sports editors will give Don't just sit there and talk about what boycott; they should become residents as the sport the coverage it deserves.and quit Richard Jones, editor in chief Robert Weston, editorial page editor Paul Kan e, columnist Ron 'kaufman, columnist should be done, get up and do something, well as students and register to vote! treating cross country as a second-class Molly Williams, columnist and then you will really be heard. spon Ned Grace Travis Adams Susan Malone (AS SR) (ASGR) (ASSO) Another Opinion

Author's note: country. 1bere is much addressed in the new prophetic voices of a courteous deference signifying a requires a cenain level of uust and responses become vague. This editorial response was regard to precaution and prevention generation of males who have lost (or certain recognition of another affection and it involves a deep­ The illusion of alcohol as pan of a written and submitted concurrently but it is of dire necessity to question become very dubious over) their individual as special and worthy of rooted emotional bonding of the fWl-loving facet of youth shatters as with the six-part series on date rape why rape continues to occur at such individual and collective identity is respect. human psyche. It necessitates a it becomes a conspiring accomplice published in Octob~: r. During and an alarming and escalating certainly disconcerting. Much of the core of "manhood" certain level of maturity for an to rape (please note the previously since that time, following th e frequency. The authors are to be commended has degraded imo an abysmal and intimate and vulnerable giving and published statistics). editorial page quite closely, I found The recently published articles for approaching such a subject, yet superficial facade. The absence of sharing relationship. The self-control required for absolutely no response published in addressed many of the contributing the very fact that they had to, and the respect, self-control, discipline, The banality with which modem responsible action often vanishes regard to this subject. There was factors surrounding incidents, yet massive response it has evoked is compassion and commitment are society approaches sex is rather with the involvement of alcohol. It is more than ample space allotted for overlooked a critical cause of the indeed unsettling. sadly revealing. demeaning. It tends to appear little a dangerous drug that continues to such subjects as parkulators and very problem. As this previous generation of · These are all dangerous and more than a base act of self­ have destructive effects on society, as f raternities while a major social Yes, alcohol, peer pressure, and men returning to the wilderness, and controversial terms for contemporary gratification. the problem of alcoholism plaguing dilemma was seemingly overlooked ineffective communication are to their primal roots to rediscover a times, with their stigma of Rape is then a cruel and this country, the frequency. and as unworthy of any further contributing factors, but they are lost identity, a vital heritage is not puritanism, but all are associated traumatizing act of brute fo-rce that attendance of AA meetings attest to. commentary. So here it is again, the cenainly secondary. being passed on to the next (current) with maturity. They would hardly be degrades such a relationship to These are. in some respect, wide inflammatory controversial The fundamental origin of the generation of males. Instead, recognized as the cornerstone of true animal domination. Even considering generalizations and naturally there moralizing and unmiJigated truth. problem needs to be, and should be immaturity is being fostered into manhood. Such values and virtues the many and varied circumstances will always be exceptions. There are directed toward men, considering adulthood while excuses are created are neither advocated or respected by surrounding such incidents, numerous contributing factors Rape. Brutal. Cruel. The ultimate that they are generally the instigators to justify the irresponsible and this decadent and permissive society. "ineffective corrununication" seems a compounded to ignite this dangerous violation against an individual. It is a of the crime and women their negligent behavior of young men. On the contrary, they often infer a weak justification for the selfish and and rampant crime. Nevenheless, crime against humanity and is the victims. What is yet to be addressed "Man" has become the modern weakness of character, while the hateful act that follows. there indisputably remains a serious popular crime of the '80s and '90s. is the atrocious and pathetic prototype hero defmed by the mass incessant cry for freedom has Perhaps it is a woman's refusal of void in the moral character of For many women, it is a nighunare deficiency of the masculine character media and the entertainment become a misguided mantra, totally sexual submission that is the ultimate modem men. become reality, and for others, the today. The lack of stability, industry. The images they exonerate ignoring the responsibility that has to rejection inflicted upon a male ego. If Perhaps the real origin of the crisis fear of attack is subtly and hauntingly responsibility, and accountability are pathetically shallow, while accompany it. so, then his subsequent coercion or of rape lies in the fact that a large ever-present. speaks volumes over the dilemma of derogatory sexist myths are Consequently, man is seldom held aggressive domination display a number of men are not men at all, but The epidemic proportions of its the modem male. perpetuated as valid and realistic. directly accountable for his abhorrent gross immaturity. The involvement only a horribly deficient and pathetic occurrence is a crisis that· reveals The fact that Samuel Keene The time-honored traits of - actions. of alcohol creates a more complex imitation. something startlingly appalling about (author of Fjre jn the Belly>, and chivalry have all but vanished. Sex is properly defmed within the situation as the demarcation of Neil Kovach our modern society, culture and Robert Bly (author of lmD..1olln} are Chivalric qualities are quite simply a boundaries of relationships. It acceptable social actions and (ASSO) ~------~------~------~.J3 Don't worry about war, pl ...... es and pollution, God has a plan ; "And God said, let us make man in our image, but something is defmitely not right. Ron releases to workers sleeping on the job. with animals that are ... well ... nicer. Uke out .­ image, after our likeness: and let them have Finn of all, they are destroying the land. The God: So what do you want me to do. (the of a Dr. Seuss book. ' dominion over the [ISh of the sea, and over the beautiful green fields and placid swaying trees Kaufman food arrives) God: Hey, I started that AIDS thing. And fow l of the air, and over the caule, and over all -decimated- paved over with horrid Devil: Destroy them. Destroy them all. what about cancer and Alzheimer's? Even war, the earth and over every cruping thing that cements and concretes so any vegetation that God: I don't know, that wouldn't be fair. will kill off a lot of humans and keep the" .1 creepelh upon the earth." would have grown dies. Don't you think they deserve a chance? Things population in check. - Genesis, The Bible Then there's the animals. Killed usually for may get better. Devil: Slow, much much too slow. By the no reason. In the last century, humans have Devil: How much more careless destruction time disease and wars begin to even make a \ t Yesterday in a"restaurant far, far away. wantonly eliminated. 800 species of life from do you think the planet can take? You sound dent in the hwnan's ruinous ways, the earth· • r God: I hope the food here is good. the place the earth. Even now, about 1.5 million more like a little wimp than the aeator of the will have gone the way of Mars. . we ate last time was awful. No offense. dolphins and porpoises are being exterminated universe. It's not like you haven't destroyed God: Well, I'm going to give what you've · 1 ~ his Devil: None taken. Of course l agree, the yearly. And remember, all those animals were The Devil: "Don't be a wimp, the human race before. told me some serious consideration. ·, food was bad, but that was a long time ago. I your creations, not mine. God. The human race must When the Egyptians called you Ra, you I realize that all indications show the eanh. ,. ' have something important to discuss with you. God: (sadly) Yea, I know. dispatched the goddess Hathor to erad,icate is hurting, but let's hypothetically say all the 01 God: Fine. Where's the waiter? I'm hunsrY. D,evil: The depressing part, is that your be destroyed; how much them, killing them by the tenS of tbousandll. indicators you have mentioned, and maybe Devil: Something has to be done about the "intelligent" species is multiplying at an more destruction can the Then in Babylon, when you were referred even Malthus, are accurate. The planet will Slill · :· ~ ear1h. Now, when you originally lhoughtofthe astounding rate; in the next 60 years their to as Aw. we all qreed to the first great flood survive. , n u idea of life on the planet, you had my CCIIDplete numbers will get up to around 10.2 billion. planet take?" until that moron Ea, the god of wwisdom," Even after the last smeUy dinolaur took its · support. That's 4.8 billion more than there are living saved one man. Jut brealh, I staned work on somethin8 new. : .~ So don't worry about iL ,,... 1 But oow ... well ... the situation seems to now. ends up getling washed on the beaches. While the Greeks called you Zeus, you got AJthou8h, IDUil .smit CD dUng about ' be getting out of conttol. Wonderful thought, huh? That means more the disgusted with the filthy aeanues Mid llarted you Acid rain is leading to dying forests with the humans. • .• Ood: Wha1 do you mean. carbon dioxide, methane, sulfur dioxide and planet's tropicaJ forests are being bulldozed the second great flood, drowning them all. Devil: Whal'slhat? .!>~ D evil: Cm'on, you must see it. Those nitrous oxide. More destruction of the ozone, over 50 percent faster than a decade ago. And lhcln, most recently, the Noah fiaco. detestable humanoid things your created are stripping the land. sucking out all its resources, All tlrougboul Europe. toxic waste is being Ood: Mmmmm, this food is excellent. Ood: They may be destructive and . '" inconaiderlle. but they sun= taste good. How's demolishing the entire planet. It's a sin. over-fiShing and increased land erosion .. dumped as carefully as when birds dtfecate Devil: Are you listening to me? The your meat? (' God: Hey, watch your langtJ18e. Oh yes (to Everything you have worked so hard to and the entire continent has no clean-up plan. humanl no lqer Uve in nawre. Yw mUll do the waiteT), I'll have today's chef's special. create they're ravaging. somelhlna. SWt a flood. make an ell1bqualre, The United Swes has 111 nuclear power ,., me, Devil: Yea, yea, I'll have the same. Ocean dumping is depositing abnormal plants thai pile up millions in dollars of safety drop an ilteroid -just do somethin&· Ron Kauftnan 's colunm 81JPe8f1 every Tuelday In 'I'M Anyway, 1 know you made them in your amounts or metals into the water and waste violations, I'IID&inl from improper radioactive 1blnt about it, we can repopuJale the planet RM.w.

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By jonathan Thomas Blue Mountain, Emerald Cream and says Mark Whether they are $20 "cheap" Copy Editor German Chocolate could perhaps entice Zahimyi (BE SR), a sunglasses or $370 Raybans, Eric Bore:, Hmmm. Something for Dad, even non-coffee drinkers to taste a cup. Disney Store employee. manager of the sunglasses store Rigomo, something for Mom, for Sister Grizzly Shopp ing for children is another A gift-giver can never go wrong says shades are always fashionable and Suzy, for Brother Billy, for Uncle Adams, "caters to the opportunity to vicariously enjoy gifts for with a pair of Goofy slippers or a Winnie­ always in demand. Fester, for Aunt Bea, ... the list yuppie sportsman," according to others. Educational gifts for children have the-Pooh mug. Items with a more personal touch, such become as much fun as the destructive goes on and on. employee Amy Dos Passos. Disney movies are also big sellers this as engraved lighters, money clips and The holiday season can be an endless And what could be more yuppie than ones. year, says Frank Michener, co-manager of picture frames, provide the receivers of quest for perfect gifts in hot, stuffy, gourmet coffee? Send coffee drinkers to Giant ant farms, lifelike plastic Saturday Matinee. these gifts with lasting memories. crowded malls. java heaven with fresh-flavored coffee dinosaurs, human brain model kits and "The most popular tapes are Robin Shawn Welch, an employee of Things But specially shops, I ike those in beans. telescopes can take the place of toy Hood and Fantasia," says Michener, "but Remembered, says people are engraving Christiana Mall which cater to people's Nancy StigliiiJlO, an employee of The weaponry this holiday season. anything from the collector sets sells great, everything from clocks to pens. particular (and often peculiar) interests, Coffee Beanery, says people can buy the " We sell a lot of chemistry sets, rock too." "A lot of boyfriends and girlfriends are tumblers, erector sets and frog hatcheries have made the task easier in recent years beans whole so they will stay fresh, and These sets offer movie buffs the classics buying each other engraved I.D. this time of year," says World of Science by providing out-of-the-ordinary presents. then bring them back to be ground after the from the likes of Humphrey Bogart, James bracelets," Welch says. For example, along with the usual gift is opened. employee Kim Carlson. Dean and Clint Eastwood. (Yes! Clint And as long as shoppers are getting sweaters, jackets and gloves, Eddie Bauer "We have 43 flavored coffees and 23 And both grown-ups and kids alike may Eastwood is now considered a screen personal, they might as well get really carries everything from foot-long regular coffees from around the world," enjoy the magic gifts from the Disney legend.) personal. chocolate fish to mustache defrosters (to Stigliano says. Store. And the gift that is way-cool all year Lingerie and heart-shaped gift boxes prevent those pesky facial hair-cicles). Unique coffee flavors such as Jamaican "Little Mermaid and Beauty and the 'round (as any hip movie star knows) is a full of body lotions, scented soaps, bubble This store, a cross between J. Crew and Beast merchandise is going like crazy," pair of shades. see HOLIDAY page 10

Men and Brother cyclists abortion: compete in tandem By Russ Bengtson six years," Jason says. A male perspective includes Senior S!illf Reporter During a !-minute run at a recent contest, Pedaling away, Bryan Grygo (AS FR) Jason landed a "nothing" (no-bander, no­ coping and comforting bunnyhops his bike and whips it around 360 footer) jump, and bent his seat post down to degrees. Then he gets serious. the rear tire. Ten seconds later the seat post It's tough to describe complex flatland was broken off, and he finished his run This is the second of a two·part series about the tricks, but picture the rapper Hammer on a without it. He took third place. psychological and emotional effects of abortion. bike, and that's the general idea. ·In Aupst of 1987, during the heyday of Some niUTJes have been changed. Many kids have an inherent desire to freestyle, ar,.n and Jason tried out for the freestyle. Once they get bikes, they try to Wooden Wheels Trick Team. By Doug Donovan jump off curbs and do wheelies. "Anyone in Newark who had a bike tried Adtninisrrar~ ~Editor Bryan, 17, and his brother Jason (AS out," Jason recalls. Both brothers made the Jim, a university student, was in love and had been seeing FR), 20, started seriously incorporating cut. his girlfriend fOJ'Itwo years in high school. these and other daredevil techniques into During 1987 and 1988 the Wooden He says they did all the nonnal things couples did: they their way of life about five years ago. Wheels team opened shows for teams went to parties, they went to the library, they went to the Both brothers wear small gold hoops in sponsored by bike manufacturers. movies, they went to dinner. They went all the way. their left ears, live in New Castle and are "Our best show was opening for Haro in When Jim's girlfriend approached him and told him she amateur freestylers on a local team. '87," says Jason. "We rode in froot of over was pregnant, Jim says he immediately considered an Bryan takes his bike out of the back of 1,000 people, and after the show Brian abortion as the answer to their problem. his blood-red Dodge Charger in the Newark Blyther [a professional rider] came up and "That was the first thing I thought of," he says. "First of Shopping Center parking lot. He performs a congratulated us." aH there was no way to afford having a baby, not to mention three-pan ritual before riding. After Wooden Wheels dissolved in 1990, how crushed our parents would have been. First: Remove the Kryptonite lock from Jason, Bryan, JJ. Oarvine and three other "The decision was much harder for her, obviously, than it its bracket on the frame. riders formed Teen Plm. · . -:"~ was for me. I thought it was the only choice. I didn't like the Second: Loosen the quick-release seat­ "1'111 11'111 m•blrl fJI Te1111 Pun jUt~~ ; ~ idea of it, but I convinced myself that it was the right thing post clamp, and lower the seat. bani - Md ride ..,...... ,. i to do." Third: Aip the bike and spray the rims of 19, the team •• UDOfficlaliiYDII'I'· ,;'\f~~ '::. Jim, 20, says his opinion about abonlon bas changed the wheels with "Simple Oreen," a spray~ They do shows, but •tt 's been slow since his hiJ)l school days. cleaner. "It cleans off the rims and leaves a lately," ldmits Juan. "We did four over the "I used to think abortion was murder until it happened to residue that helps the bnkes grip better," be me, and then I c:banged my opinion. I had to chanJe my says. ---·.. tboulll dJiyac.ber." lawll't .... Ia .-ny morals to fit the situation and I feel bad about it, but I was "We've been ridin& !freestyle) for five or - Fllll'lftiPIP10 Ulustrlllol\, by Chris Jenkins see MEN JN11!10 I I 8 • THE REVIEW • ~mber 3, 1991 The Review Student Center B-1 Newark, DE 19716 CLASSIFIEDS

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SEVEN WISHES & PENCADER HALL GOVERNMENT PRESENT ... WINTER COMMENCEMENT the WHEN: Saturday, January 4, 1992- 2:00p.m. ''MAKE A WISH WHERE: Delaware Field House-Route 896-Newark CONCERT'' WHO: August and December 1991 Graduates ' : A BENEFIT CONCERT FOR THE NEEDY CHILDREN OF DELAWARE featuring: SEVEN WISHES ELIGIBILITY •i Students who have completed their requirements in August and December, 1991, are eligible to attend Winter Commencement. Stu­ dents completing their requirements at the end of \1\i"inter Session are NOT eligible to attend. Exceptions to this policy must be handled by your Dean's Office. Graduate students should check eligibility with the Graduate Office, if you have not received the preliminary bulletin on commencement. TICKETS Each graduate is entitled to five tickets for guests. Tickets must be picked up in Room 109 Hullihen Hall between November 25-27 and December 2-6 ~ .. ente 1n• ent December J, 1991 • TilE REVIEW • 'J A lot of talkin' aboUt 'My Girl'

MOVIE REVIEW Youngsters rate My Girl Columbia Pictures new Culkin flick Director ...... Howard Zieff As one who was greatly misled A- by the marketing campaign of My Girl, I decided to ask children that Michael, attended the screening of the film to get their reaction. By Rob Rector " It was great," said Stephanie Madonna, Entertainment Editcx Resino, 11, "but it was very sad." "The Holidays are back, and so is Stephanie added that she Mack." expected the film "to be about them marketing Macaulay Culkin and Anna [Vada and Thomas J.] as friends and Chlumsky happily prance around how they grow up and get along through various stages of awkwardly together." and crotch­ comic youth. They are shown "I liked it, but it was kinda sad," silhouetted against a lazy, sun-lit added Stephanie's sister, Jennifer, 9, pond and a surrounding air buzzing who also said she was unaware of grabbing with life. the film's plot. So goes the playfully felicitous Their mother added, "Stephanie We saw Michael Jackson gyrate and misleading advertisement for really got into the film emotionally." to the beat in his Thriller days, Columbia Pictures' My Girl. The film is filled with accurately and we watched him captivate This is not to say that the film depicted human themes and audiences with original fancy doesn't capture all the joy, emotions, and according to Eda footwork and mean dance moves. confusion, isolation and pain of Leshan, child psychologist and But grab his crotch? Thirteen being a child; it does - with family counselor. times in one video? And smash car stunning accuracy and heartfelt "It is perfect fare for parents and windows in a destructive fit? emotion. their children," she said. "My reason Oh, please. But let's get back to Mack. is that the young tend to be more Sex is undoubtedly the No. 1 Envision hordes of children sensible about the subject'of death." seller in the advertising world, and swarming around the concession "Given half a chance children can it has always provided strong stand, spending their allowance to handle any information about undertones in music videos. Some see their favorite pint-sized hero of Thomas J. (Macaulay Culkin) and Vada (Anna Chlumsky) are best friends in "My Girl." anything at all so long as adults are' artists enjoy testing !he limits on last year's hit, Home Alone. honest and direct and capable of just how sexually and erotically far Now envision the sorrow and more ways than one. (literally) Dan Ackroyd. sharing their emotions with the they can go . It's a tool for confusion they will feel when they Juliette Lewis did for adolescence in Harry has been grieving since his child," she added. shocking and stirring reactions. ftnd that not only does Mack have a Cape Fear. • Her grandmother idly rocks in wife's dealh over a decade ago (who So if you have a niece of nephew Crotch-grabbing can be risky, limited screen time - he dies three­ Vada is a precocious 11-year-old the living room, apparently blinded died during complications during or child that wants to see "Mack's" depending on who does it. And in quarters of !he way through the film . tomboy that frequents the local by senility, only to periodically and Vada's birth), until Shelly DeVoto latest release, by all means take his new video for the single "Black Not exactly the stocking stuffer doctor's office, not for small cuts awake belt out an old lounge-act and bruises that one would associate melody at the most inopportune (Jamie Lee Curtis) answers an ad 'as them to see it- but be prepared to or White," Michael was reaching. that Alone was last Christmas. answer some questions they'll be Poor Michael knew the four­ The film takes place in a suburban with her brutish behavior. Vada times. a cosmetologist at his parlor. • Her deceased mother is only Shelly breaths fife (if it's possible sure to have. minute, crotch-rubbing, car­ Pennsylvanian town in 1972, and complains of such ailments as remembered by dusty photographs to fit anything else into Ackroyd's destroying part of the II -minute focuses on two stories - one jaundice and prostate cancer. shelved in the garage, · manunoth figure), keeping him from Stephanie's grade of My Girl:A video which premiered on Nov. 15 bittersweet, !he other, just bitter. Her creation of the symptoms are being preoccupied with death. Jennifer's grade of My Girl: A would guarantee him attention. Gap-toothed newcomer Anna prompted by the medical charts of • But most disturbing is Vada's relationship with her father Harry, Curtis adds her usual dimple­ But he didn't expect the type of Chlumsky as Vada Sultenfuss does her mortician-father's clients. Her home doubles as a morgue - in played by the ever-expanding . see MY GAL page 10 reaction which later led him to pull for childhood in My Girl what the risque segment. Michael also knew that an unforgettable image is key in the music industry. In a struggle to regain popularity in the '90s, he Get ready for a radio Clash forgot who he was. Bad (in a good way) he is, but dangerous, as the new album title claims, he is not. "· ') Why, old fans ask, has Michael made so many changes to himself ALBUM REVIEW to gain attention when he tJad an The Clash image that worked? Clash on Broadway The faded color of Michael's Epic skin suggests new meaning for the A song title, "Black or White." Is he trying to make a statement or just attempting to confuse us? Just look By Rob Rector at the plasticman's face. He looks Enrettainment Editor like - well , me, with wet hair. The anger-powered politi-rock of The Clash Sometimes I want to pinch his served as a musical bullet in !he temple of the cheek to see what would happen. pseudo-pop and glam-rock of late-'70s. Maybe he grabbed his little The Clash had been unleashed in America in crotch to remind us he has one. 1978 with the release of Give 'Em Enough shard glass bottles. feel that the original 11 minutes just wasn't Maybe he secretly desires to be Rope. They were as raw as a freshly picked scab. long enough). Madonna, the Ultimate Female Their caustic nihilism blasted the door open And now, they have been captured in all The package also contains a 64-page booklet Crotch grabber. Hey, it worked for for the upcoming Punk-Rock movement of !he !heir disheveled, spattered glory in the band's with grainy black and white photos of the band, her. early '80s. quintessential collection, the three CO/cassette with all the grit in tact and various colorful We all know why Madonna Joe Strummer, Mick Jones, Paul Simonon Clash on Broadway. concerning the songs. grabbed her crotch in her "Express and Topper Headdon gave an edge to other The title is deceptive, it sounds as if !he days On "I'm So Bored With The U.S.A." Yourself' video. It's her marketing whiney "fight for your right" angry young of "Rock the Casbah" are again highlighted in Strummer says: "When I went to Davis Road, strategy: shock the world, get lots bands- they had intelligence. another collection: but have no fear, the songs Mick said, 'I got this song ' I'm So Bored With of attention, then back up actions While other bands at the time became compiled should be titled "The Clash on 42nd You,'' and for 'some reason. someone was with the "artistic expression" concerned about their image and an attributed Street." talking while he was demoing it to me and I argument. She's not particularly to their music, the Clash wallowed in urban From the earlier days of "White Riot, " thought he said U.S.A. I said that's great, 'I'm talented, just exceptionally good at plight and global instability. "Hate & War," "Deny" and "Cheat," the Clash So Bored With The U.S.A.,' what a fine lhing gaining popularity through cheap In 1988, the post-Combat Rock Clash fans is enshrined at their scathing best. to say. shots. were rewarded with the brief compilation The The compilation contains two demos ("Janie "I just sat down and wrote some verses to Sex is not the only tool for Story of the Clash, Vol. I. The two disc Jones" and "Career Opportunities"), three live what I thought was the chorus. It knocked him gaining notoriety . We all collection contained the band's latter, songs (" English Civil War," "Lighming Strikes out, but I'd misheard him, the song was really remember hearing about Ozzy technically overproduced cuts, seasoned with (Not Once But Twice)," and " I Fought The about two lovers." Osborne throwing up on stage and only a few of the band's earlier works. Law") and three unreleased songs ("One A 32-page lyric book is also packed in so biting bats' heads off. Not that the band had numerous previous Emotion," "Every Little Bit Hurts" and one can decipher !he background mumblings in Take the band Tin Machine, albums- they didn't. In fact, excluding an EP, "Midnight To Stevens"). Spanish of"Should I Stay Or Should I Go." who appeared on "Saturday Night The Clash had only five albums released in the The average song on the compilation From their blistered beginnings to their Iauer Live" a few weeks ago. They had a U.S, and from them only seven singles. averages about three-and-a-half minutes, raucous reggae, the Clash demolished baby doll tied by its neck to the The old bullshit cliche, it's quality not therefore the Clash strays from a common American musical conventions during an era drummer's bass drum. Every time quantity, doesn't flush here either. Their earlier pitfall in box sets - !he pitiful rambling "live" plagued with roller boogie and early '80s he gave it a beat, the doll would Above: Oash frontman Mick Jones music's technical quality sounded as if they versions' or ultra-remixes. conservatism. bip and bop around. Right: The Clash smoke casually as were strumming with a cheese grater, singing You know, like the 25-minute epic version The 'Clash jammed safety pins in the Artis tic expression? I don't they change the attitude of rock. after getting kicked in the groin, drumming with of Lynyrd Skynrd's "Free Bird" (for those who culture's turned-up noses. think so. How about marketing strategy? I didn't care for the band, but the image of that doll bobbing stays clear in my mind. I believe in freedom of artistic expression, and these actions do Opening 'Pandora's Box' not offend me. They're just plain stupid. They hit below the belt. If these performers think crotch­ grabbing and baby doll-bobbing New three-disc Aerosmith set includes unreleased, live cuts are forms of artistic expression, then anything can be artistic By Ron Kaufman diary . The Beatles made their e11pression: washing your car, Entertainment Editor .~ White Album; we made our black­ cleaning your ears, pouring milk In the mid-'70s Aerosmith had it ALBUM REVIEW out album ." on your cereal. all - they had become one of the Aerosmilh The band fell apart in 1982 and it If shocking people is their goal, premier rock and roll bands in the Pandora's Box looked like the excesses of youth maybe they should do something United States, touring the country Columbia had destroyed the dreams of the constructive for a change. They constantly, playing to tens of A I five man band. may try to save the world for thousands of adoring fans. Pandora's Box is a three publicity. but at least some good Aerosmith was living out the CO/Cassette musical documentary will come of them. dream of every high school Twins" and began to sink lower and of the formative years of one of Maybe he should have thought adolescent who listened to rock lower into drug addiction and America's most influential and about feeding lhe hundreds of music. hedonism. interesting bands. starving children in his "Man in But then, they lost it all. In the By the 1977 Draw The Line Much of today's youth associates the Mirror" video with the money Aerosmith's music with the band's words of bassist Tom Hamilton: album, each member of the band he spent on reconstructing his "We'd gotten to tha't dangerous was so self-absorbed that the focus impressive comeback in 1987 with face. point where we could afford our the group had started with was Permanent Vacation and 1989's From what I hear, the only thing vices. We all had our mansions, our begirmiJ18 to become clouded. Pump, while forgetting that the that's really artistlca1ly Ferraris, and our never-ending As Perry notes; "If I kept a band's roots arc firmly planted in i~lotlable about Michael and stashes." journal, I couldn't do a better job of dreamy, melodic blues. hit iMtW aftMn is die .cover deltgn. L,ead singer Steven Tyler and showing exactly when we stancd to Unlike most box-sets that merely lead guiwist Joe Perry acquired the go south. Especially because I was /ill Uttlr#i.irtl is rfMnallin• edlror : unf~uering name "The Toxic see PANDORA'S pase 10 too f ..ked up to actually keep a of 'he~. . ·:r 0 ' • ~ 1 0 • THE REVIEW • December 3, 1991 Men and abortion: Women's partners must also deal with the decision

tinued from page 7 "I knew she'd be in pain and lhat upset me effects that occurred after the abortion. W ilmington, says there are men who come are the ones whose partners are less more than the idea of the abortion. I was However, he says a good gauge of men's on the day of the abortion and sit in on the supportive," he says. young." more concerned about her. I didn't think of feelings is hard to get since men are less interview. They seem rei uctant to share And though the psychological scars for Jim says the abortion was a total relief it as killing someone." likely to share their e,motions. their feelings. men who do support their partners in their to him because it lifted the pervasive Eric Harrah, public relations director for J im says, "I don't think abortion is a "We have not had any men ask for decision are not as pronounced as those of pressure he says he experienced during his the Delta Women's Clinic, says tension form of birth control, but neither of us counseling," Halton says. She says most women, they may still e11ist. girlfriend's pregnancy. arises in couples when they come to the could have been parents. It saved a lot ·of men who come to the clinic arc very firm According to Bruce Rappaport, a San "When she was pregnant I could never clinic with a conflict of whether to have heartache for everyone. in the decision that their partners shou ld Francisco male counselor quoted in a 1981 relax," he says. "Even when you 're having the abortion. "I knew it affected her more because have an abortion. issue of Mademoiselle, "People may be a great time, the fact that she was pregnant "I have very little concern for the when she would see newborn babies she Harrah says, " I've seen little adverse relieved after abortion, and utterly would pop up and ruin everything." male," Harrah says. "Our main concern is would flip out. That 's when I s tarted effects to men." convinced of the rightness of the action Jim and his girlfriend went to the Della women, but most men that come to the feeling ... well, I love kids a lot and it He explains that the men 's support they've taken, but no one rejoices .... Women's Clinic in Dover, where she had clinic are compassionate." made me lhink [about the abortion]." during the abortion is critical for the "That includes men. A man may escape the abortion. Harrah says he has seen no men come Susan Hatton, director of clinical emotional welfare of the women. the physical trauma, but it's unlikely he'll "I went to the clinic with her," he says. for counst:ling at the clinic for any adverse services for Planned Parenthood in "The women with the most problems come through unscathed." Freestyle Holiday gifts for family and friends

continued from page 7 continued from page 7 memorabilia such as baby pictures, perfect for members of the 1970s invitations and old family photos, which preservation society. Jingle Pigs, toys shows recently, Bryan says they still baths and perfumes from Victoria's make great gifts. which oink "Jingle Bells" when their try to ride five hours each weekend Secret will set the mood foc a heck of a Music is pan of holiday celebrations, paws are squeezed, and Happy Spenn night at a nearby industrial park. ooliday. and music boxes which play everylhing soap-on-a-rope could get a laugh out of Over the surruner riding takes up Haro-held massagers are gifts along from the "Hawaiian Wedding Song" to the worst Scrooge. even more time. "We ride between the same relaxing lines. Craig Zecher "All the Girls I've Loved Before" can be And don ' t forget the dirty board 25 and 50 hours a week," Jason says. (AS SR), an employee of General fow1d adorning the shelves of the San games from Spencer Gifts for the older The brothers are starting to lean Nutrition Center, says the electric Francisco Music Company. "kids" in your life. What holiday would toward street riding, a less strict form massagers and massage baUs which the But after fighting the crowds, be complete without Spin for Sin, of freestyle in which freestylers store carries are guaranteed to ease the hurrying from store to store and Ecstasy Il (as if Ecstasy wasn 't cnoogh) simply ride on or over anything that stress that often accompanies the watching money march out of and Bedmasters? gets in their way - chain-link oolidays. shoppers' pockets like the brooms in So when it's time to shop keep two fences, walls, trees, Dumpsters, The season is also a time for families . Fantasia, it 's time to buy one more things in mind: it's the thought that whatever. lrv Mermelstein, owner of Deck the thing - a gag gift. counts and if receipts are kept, But they still practice technique a Halls, says his shop frames personal Lava lamps and strobe lights may be everything is returnable. lol. "I usually practice old tricks for about 45 minutes, then spend about an hour working on new tricks," Bryan Grygo (AS FR) practices from 25 to 50 hours a week with his Jason says. Bryan follows a similar brother Jason (AS FR) to compete as part of Team Pun. Opening 'Pandora's Box' routine. Time isn't all they've spent on places street riding," Jason says. "I goes through more tires than continued from page 9 Tyler liked so much he had it Aerosmith; a legacy of a band that freestyle. Jason says he's spent close clipped my front wheel on a curb and anything else. tattooed on his arm). at one time lost it a ll , and then to $3,000 on bikes, parts, ramps and went over the bars. I was out for nine With all these injuries to act as a conglomeration of a band's Though much of th e unreleased fought hard to recapture its old contest entries. Bryan says freestyle weeks. Other than that I've just had themselves and their bikes, why do well-known recordings, Pandora's music is of superior sound quality, glory: cycling has cost him about $1,000. sprained ankles, cuts and bruises." they continue to ride? Bryan has Box has not only the widely known some of the tunes s ho uld have "Times th ey' re a chang in, They say their parents support Bryan hasn't escaped unscathed three reasons: "the adrenaline rush versions of many of Aerosmith 's remained forgotten . Nothin e ver stands seW, their riding and don't mind the Lime either. "I was riding a half-pipe that you get from being in the air, the mid-70s hits, but also 16 previously Duri ng the live ver sion of If I don' 1 stop changin, and money they spend on their bikes. [semicircular ramp] at home, and feeling you get when someone unreleased and remixed studio cuts "Kings And Queens" Tyler's voice /'II be writtin out my will. "1 wouldn't have kept riding if it was getting air[bome] for the first screams your name during a show - and 8 unreleased live tracks. squeaks and cracks more than It 's th e same old story, wasn't for them," Jason says. time," he recalls. " My rear wheel and girls." Some of the package's Bobcat Goldthwait and "Riff & Never get a second chance, "They bought all of my parts for clipped the deck, and I fell. My two , Jason has three reasons as well: highlights are the live versions of Roll" sounds like a bad allempt at For a dance to the top of the the first four years," Bryan says. front teeth bent back, I broke bones "the adrenaline rush and the feeling "Walki n' The Dog" and " Bi g Ten ­ Rolling Stones cover. hill." "Even though we both have our own in my jaw and my lower lip was of weightlessness when you ride Inch Record" along with the But besides some bad apples, - from AerosmiLh ' s "No More cars, and we don't have to depend on shredded by my braces." ramps, the feeling that you're totally unreleased instrumenta l most of Pandora's Box is quali ty No More," 1975 our parents anymore to take us 10 Bicycle pans suffer, too. Jason in control - and girls." " K rawhitham" (which was shows, they still try to go whenever has destroyed about ten pairs of At the mention of quilling their recorded in 1977 solely by the they can." forks, the pieces that hold the front lifestyle on wheels, both Bryan and group' s rhythm section because All of this flying through the air wheel on, over the past couple of Jason cringe. Tyler and Perry were too stoned to on their bikes hasn't been painless. years. 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Convention & Visitor's Bureau P.O.Box910 IAytooa Beach, Fl32115 SPORTS December 3, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 11 for cir of Bradley A. Huebner Football season ends in an 81 be I y overtime loss to JMU on pe Williams, Vergantino provide memorable 'II quarterback duel in Dukes' 42-35 win By Dan B. Levine 239 yards and one touchdown), 14,905 Sports Editor barely received the snap before the Although there were only 14,905 25-second clock expired and he in attendance at Saturday's sprinted to his left. Os never had Division 1-AA playoff game His pitch to sophomore halfback between the Delaware football Lanue Johnson was behind Johnson such fun team and James Madison and Dukes defensive tackle Tyrone University, 20 years from now Washington recovered Delaware's 50,000 people will probably say fourth fumbl,e to preserve JMU's We were 14,905 strong and we they were at Delaware Stadium on 42-35 win. made our presence fell Nov. 30, 1991. "It was a well played game Sections Q, R, and S in the The gut -wrenching, spine­ between two good football teams," south endzone resembled a tingling double overtime affair said Dukes coach Rip Scherer. "It's dolphin tank, everyone jumping satisfied football fans of all ages a shame to see somebody lose." on top of each other playfully to with the flair for the big play. "We turned the ball over and celebrate each Delaware There was an onside kick in the when you play a football game like wo touchdown. Visiting mothers second quarter, a split end reverse that against an opponent that is that hat found themselves high-fiving for a touchdown, a close to you, you can't afford to pt, students they never met before "fumblerooskie" play and a give anything away," said and will never see again. dramatic comeback by the Hens. Delaware coach Harold R. "Tubby" Grown men were hugging But in the second overtime, with Raymond. each other, face-painted fans bore the Dukes leading by 42-35, the JMU (9-3) tailback Kenny Sims their painted chests and Delaware game came down to one play and scored his third touchdown of the Stadium became lhe place to be Delaware needed to move only one day, a 25-yard dash on the first yard to keep its hopes alive. play of the second overtime, to at Saturday. One play. give the Dukes a 42-35 lead. n We were all in harmony, One yard. Sims made up for his crucial ld jubilating over every long run or defensive stop. The world hung in A brilliant season hung in the fumble on the Hens' three-yard line the balance, but it was James balance as junior quarterback Bill in the first overtime, which Madison University who revealed Vergantino hurried the Hens followed JMU's block of Delaware the afternoon noose with a goal offense to the JMU two-yard line senior kicker Mark Drozic 's 33- line stand. That stand beat for the fourth and one play. yard field ~oal attempt on the Delaware 42-35 Saturday in the Vergantino, who played the Hens' one overtime possession. Photos by Maximitlian Gretsch "Kenny was a man possessed," second overtime. game of his life (25 carries for 121 The main men: Delaware junior quarterback Bill Vergantino (left) and )MU quarterback Eriq Williams (right). rushing yards, 19 for 24 passes for ze Down 21-7 at the half, the see DUKES page 12 Hens came out of lhe locker room re fired up. The crowd, in tum, responded It all started with the Bill Vergantino to Keita Malloy 33- yard touchdown pass right in front of the South endzone zoo­ birds. That score got the juices flowing and the fans intq it And even though the Dukes matched us tit for tat we did not give up. Probably because our team did not give up. The battle in the stands was becoming just as intense as the one on lhe field There was one JMU fan who sat in lhe middle of the south endzone stands by himself and turned to taunt the zoo-birds behind him every time his team scored. He became the object of a growing Olympic sport-the Marslunallow toss. As if that was not enough. drinks were on him, literally. Needless to say, he moved. The Blue Hen mascot capered further by stealing the JMU band's dog bones which they rhythmically thrust to the song "Bad to the Bone." Only 14,905 strong but it felt like a lot more. The team crept closer and closer to the Dukes. They sensed it and we sensed it. When Malloy broke a reverse 37 yards for a touchdown lhe score was 35-28. After that it was useless to sit back down again. When Lanue Johnson fmally pulled Delaware even with his 56 yard run all hell broke loose. Fans were piling onto each other in lhe crowd The pile was 14 deep. Photos by Maximillian Gretsch Bill Vergantino (14) launches a 33-yard touchdown pass to Keita Malloy (2) who makes the catch and celebrates Delaware's second touchdown Saturday. The team had pulled even with five minutes remaining. Even JMU's fumblerooskie for a touchdown could not stop the rally. The alumni section. which one would expect to be the most conservative, rose to its feet in applause for every defensive, Streaking Hens to face Hornets Thursday offensive and special teams triumph. When the Dukes fumbled on our three-yard line in the fll'St OT, it was their rousing Basketbal l fi rst for state as men face Delaware State before sold out Field House applause that signalled to the rest of the stadium that the Hens had recovered. By Dan B. Levine Univer ' ity of that features point Coles Jed the Hens with 22 The place was sold out and Spotts Editor Central Florida last guard Andrew Miles, points, including five slam dunks going wild. The game was so 48 hours. Saturday to win the a Samford native. "I in Delaware's 80-67 victory over intense that a wave was Two days. Central Florida think he's just loaded St. Francis (NY) College inthe impossible. We had all the crowd That's all the time left before Classic. with ability," Jones first round of the Central Florida necessary to spur a Delaware win. history as the red hot Delaware Coles, the "It's a game everybody's been said. "He's going to Classic last Friday. Until the fantasy ended men's basketball team takes the tou rnam en t 's Most be a tremendous Wright scored a career-!1igh 26 What a game and what a Field House floor to face Valuable Player, waiting for. We're looking forward player." points in the Hens' 103-85 season. The team and its fans Delaware St.ate College in the scored 19 points Shooting guard victory over Stetson University were as cl09C to a perfect moment first-ever meeting between the and a dded 10 to playing them." Roy Williams and last Wednesday to help boost his as it gets. It seerged in any instant two schools Thursday night at rebounds as the senior Tyrone Boger scoring average to 15.3 points per we would be united on lhe field 7:30p.m. Hens won their first round out Delaware game for the season celebrating a win. "It's a game everybody's been ever all-Division I State's backcourt Dunkley swept the glass during - Delaware senior forward Alex Coles I guess what hurts most is to waiting for," said Hens' senior in - season attack. his three games in Florida. The 6- come back so far and still lose. forward Alex Coles. "We're tournament. In the front foot, !l-inch junior grabbed 39 'The gods were with us the seoond looking forward to playing them." "This is probably court, the Hornets rebounds, including a career-high half but left us hanging in "It's bragging rights for a 1he best team that are led by 6-foot, 9- 17 in the win over Stetson. He is ovmime. year," said Hornets coach Jeff Steve's [Delaware inch center Durant averaging ll .S rebounds per game Kudos to the entire program Jones. coach Steve Ratcliff and 6-foot, and has blocked seven shots this and Mark Drozic for his 46th The game is a sold out and will Steinwedel) had in 9- inch sophomore season. Delaware State squad. snight extra point and to fiTSt­ be televised live by Heritage the seven years that he's been forward Hijr Sabree. Delaware junior guard Ricky "Our people say they're very team All-American Warren Cablevision's Channel 2. there," said Jones. "We're not a big physical team, Deadwyler, a Wilmington native, good," said Hens coach Steve Mcintire. Delaware overall, 0 -0 "I don't think that you can go but we're very athletic," said is a close friend with Miles. (4-0 Steinwedel. This is just one to swallow Nonh Atlantic Conference) spent on the road and play three games Jones. "Andrew's one of my best "They may be as good as they with an agonizina gulp. 'The day Thanksgiving Break winning back to back and win a The front court has been friends and we have a big were last year and based on that, was an experience not just a three games on the road in tournament and not be a hell of a Delaware's strength in the young rivalry," said Deadwyler. since that was their best team in a game. Florida, and is off to its best start basketball team," Jones said. season as Coles, junior forward "I'm really excited for the long time, I'm expecting a good since the 1973-74 season. Now Delaware's attention must Anthony Wright and junior center whole state of Delaware. I'm game." Included in the victorious road be turned to the task at hand, a Spencer Dunkley have taking from Wilminaton and I mow I'm The Hornets (1-1 overall) are Bradley A. Huebner is an trip was a 92-79 win over the date with a youna, but dangerous charge. gettina preuy excited," he nid. led by a quick three guard attack =u sports ediror of The [ 12 • mE REVIEW • December 3,1991

James Madison 42 Delaware 35 contest to overtime. 1 2 3 4 OT OT Dukes In the third quarter he hit JMU 7 14 7 7 0 7 42 sophomore split end Keita Malloy with a 33-yard bomb to cut the lead Ulrick plays spafk JMU UD 7 0 14 14 0 0 35 continued from page 11 to 21 - 14. Williams responded to said Scherer. "The fumble gave Vergantino's heroics with a nifty Delaware- D. Brown one-yard run him incentive to atone for the 24-yard run to increase the Dukes 11 (Orozic kick. UD record 46th straighl) mistake." Fumblerooskie," on side kick guide Dukes to victory )MU- Sims nine-yardrun (Weis kick) lead to 28-14. )MU-E. Brown two-yard pass from The Dukes defense then rose to JMU went ahead by 35-21 in the By Jeff Pearlman teammate J.C. Hall. Williams rolled to the right along Williams (Weis kick) the challenge, thus ending an fourth quarter when Scherer called Auist.,t Sports Editor "I've never seen an on-side kick with most of his offensive line. )MU-Sims nine·yard run (Wei• kick) already exhilarating afternoon of for the fumblerooskie play on the De laware-Malloy 33-yard pus from For the previous II games, it like that," said Delaware coach Right guard Chris Thurman, all football. Delaware nine-yard line. Vergantino (Drozlc kick) In the second quarter, JMU took : ~ seemed like opponents of the Harold R. "Tubby" Raymond. 6-foot, 2-inch, 300 pounds of him, )MU- Willlams 24-yard run (Wels Williams intentionally fumbled ·_ Delaware football team aimlessly Scherer said his coaching staff ran left pretending to block. After kick) control led by the play of the center's snap and rolled to his ; tried anything and everything to concluded early in the week that waiting for everyone to follow Delaware- D.Brown two·yard run quarterback Eriq Williams. right. Six-foot , two-inch, 300- they would use the kick against the Williams, Thurman picked up the (Drozic kick) Williams, who rushed for 118 : - stop the Hens on their way to a 10-1 )MU- Thurman nine-yard run (Weis pound right guard Chris Thurman · regular season record. Hens. b&ll and wobbled into the end zone yards, including one touchdown, picked up the ball and rumbled kick) capped off a 74-yard drive with a ; Everything ... except the art of "We decided on Tuesday or virtually untouched, high stepping Delaware -Malloy 37-yard run (Drozic nine yards for his second two-yard touchdown pass to ' ;.:trickery and deception. Wednesday that the second time we the last two yards in Deion Sanders kick) touchdown of the year. fullback Elvin Brown on fourth ~· · On Saturday, James Madison kicked off," said Scherer, fashion. De laware-l.johnson 48-yard run "Offensively we've gotten a (Drozic kick) down for a 14-7 Dukes lead. r "regardless of what the situation "Actually, there was someone little too conservative lately, and I ! University borrowed some pages JMU-Sims 25-yard run (Weis kick) ; from the playbook of Harry Houdini was, if the pop over was there on there," said Thurman. "I bumped "I thought that we could and think our personality is to play Attendance-14,905 essentially we did prevent Williams :• - to upset the Hens 42-35 in the fast the first time we'd do it the second the cOtn!)r when I came out, and he )MU Delaware more free flowing," said Scherer. from throwing the long balls," said i round of the NCAA 1-AA playoffs time, and we practiced that al'l ran right by me. When you run First Downs 20 20 The Hens responded with their Raymond. "I don '1 think we ;- at Delaware Stadium. week." · something like that it's just all Yards Rushing 363 297 own trickery as Malloy raced 37 Yards Passing 71 239 contained him very well." "We wanted to play this game After the recovery, JMU marched deception, and he just didn't see the yards for a touchdown on a split Total Yards 434 536 Following the touchdown, JMU , aggressively in all phases," said down the field and scored on a ball." end reverse to narrow the deficit to Penalties/Yards 7/48 3/25 went into its book of tricks and coach j{.ip Scherer. Kenny Sims nine yard touchdown Despite previous success with the INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS 35-28. ;:.:JMU called for an onside kick. Dukes ·~ "From a special team's run to take a 21-7 lead. fumblerooskie, Scherer was RUSHtNG-JMU, Williams 22·118, Following a Delaware defensive ·· standpoint and an offensive But James Madison's fun was surprised the play worked. Sim1 26·153, Sparklman 6-53, E. kicker John Searing popped the stand, Johnson sprinted 48 yards standpoint, and especially just begiMing. "To be honest with you, I thought Brown 2·18, Green 2·7, Thurman 1·9, ball 14 yards into the arms of for the tying touchdown with five Mcleod 1·5. Delaware, Vergantino offensively we've gotten a little too Leading 28-21 early in the fourth they were going to run right into it," sprinting free safety J .C . Hall, minutes and 14 seconds left in 25·111, D. Brown 12·31, lauuki 9· much to Delaware's disbelief. conservative lately, and I think our quarter, the Dukes lined up for firs tr Scherer said. "It looked like two 65, L.Johnson 6·46, Malloy 1-37, regulation to set the stage for personality is to play more free and goal from Delaware's nine yard guys were going to make the play, Hicko 1·0, Organ 1· ·3. " I've never seen the onside kick overtime. - flowing, more wide open," he said. line. but the comer came and ran right by PASSING-JMU, Williams 8·15-0-71. like that," said Raymond. "It hurts like hell to lose," said Delaware, Verganlino 1 9·l4-0·2l9. "We just got on the field," said After scoring early in the second On the sidelines, JMU offensive Thurman. He didn't even know he Vergantino. "be~ause we never will coordinator Bob Colbert called for a had the ball." RECEIVING-JMU, Simi 3·22, Fo1 2· senior linebacker Tim Irvine. "We quarter to go up 14-7, the Dukes 11, Hayes 1·23, E. Brown 1·2, Archer know how good we could've been. gave Delaware their first taste of play that makes reverses and on­ While the game was eventually didn't know what to think." No one will ever know." 1-13. Delaware, lauuki 4-22, Sims' second touchdown, a Scherer's "more free flowing" game side kicks seem commonplace - won by the Dukes in double L.)ohnson 4·47, Malloy 4·6 7, HENS SCRATCHINGS-Senior plan. the "fumblerooskie." overtime, it was a 5-foot !l -inch Helenski 3-43, Cooper 2-24, D. nine-yard run, followed and JMU kicker Mark Drozic set a school Kicker John Searing booted a Quanerback Eriq Williams took kicker named Searing and a 300- Brown 1·32, Vergantlno 1·4. entered halftime with a 21 -7 lead. record with his 46th straight extra perfectly placed line drive, on-side the snap from center Doug Murphy pound giant with a Southern drawl FIELD GOALS-Delaware, leo 0·1, The second half saw Vergantino Drozic 0-1 . point following Daryl Brown's kick 14 yards to the JMU 49-yard­ and dropped the ball on the ground. named Thurman who paved the path rally the Hens (10-2 overall) from one-yard touchdown in the first line, where it was snared by Pretending to still have to ball, to victory. two 14-point deficits to send the quarter.

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By Dan B. Levine flips," said Mcintire. "By nature I'm honors and the first since defensive Men's basketball Sports Editor not t~at way anyway. I don't really lineman Mike Renna was named in Nov. 27 Sunday morning was a like the limelighL" 1989. Men's disappointing one for Delaware junior It was hard for Mcintire to remain "lbis year coming back from day Delaware 103 Stetson 85 free safety Warren Mcintire until he out of the "limelight" in 199 I. The one, he was very enthusiastic and was .,' Basketball received the good news. junior from Chester, PA ranked a leader," said Delaware coach Harold The pain from Saturday's 42-35 second in Division 1-AA and led the R. "Tubby" Raymond. University of Central Florida Basketball Classic Dec.S double-overtime playoff loss to James Yankee Conference with nine "I thank everyone for even Nov. 29-30 Madison University was still fresh in interceptions. thinking of me in these regards," Delaware 80 St. Francis (N.Y.) ·67 his mind when Mcintire received a He set a school record with 208 Mcintire said. "It's hard for me to Delaware vs. phone call from the university's sports return yards and scored two accept that because of the type of Delaware 92 Central Florida 79 information office. touchdowns. Me Intire led the team person I am. I'm not a selfish person." Delaware St. The junior was informed that he with II pass deflections and ranked Four other Yankee Conference . ; had been named by the American sixth on the team with 69 tackles. players were selected to the team, Women's basketball ' Football Coaches Association to the Mcintire, who began the 1991 including CoiUlecticut wide receiver Texaco-Hawk Basketball Classic at St. joseph's (Pa.) 7:30p.m. Kodak All-America Team season as second on the Delaware Mark Didio, New Hampshire running representing Division 1-AA teams. depth chart at free safety, is the 15th back Barry Bourassa, Villanova Nov. 29-30 (Sold Out) "Under the circumstances, it's very Hens player in school history to earn linebacker Curtis Eller and New Penn State 97 Delaware 53 hard to jump up and down and do first team Kodak All-American Hampshire linebacker Dwyane Sabb. Delaware 7~ William and Mary 65

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