The Davidsonian Volume-bXVII,Number 16 Davidson College, Davidson, NorthCarolina 28036 Friday, April 1,1983 Search For New President Continues ** By ERIC LONG Student, m^Jr x "^niiini mi ... The Faculty, and Trustee S f *J^ y - '^S^ X Jr il|<11111^. I Presidential Search Committees held their first joint meeting to review and dis- cuss presidential candidates March 28. Chairman of the Trustee Committee Ben T. Craig hopes to "reduce the group to a core of solid candidates" by April IX The committees reviewed 200 candi dates Monday. Thethreecommittees ex- changedquestionsand recommendations then narrowed the number of candidates. All committee members questioned de- I B^ 3B^_ ....'. 3 l< lcined to release information concerning Architect's model of the new sports complex the candidates. The committees agreed to conduct the search in confidentiality, with only Craig answeringquestions. For Complex Craig described the search process. Plans Athletic "We have set up an office to receive nominations (mail to 1200 Commerce Near Completion Center, Cahrlotte, N.C. 28202), which we distill intoone-page forms and distri- By DAVIDRESNIK AthleticDepartment's Requirements natatorium would contain intercollegiate bute to each committee member, who All segmentsof theCollege— Trus- The Athletic Department's require- swimming and diving facilitiesas wellas grades the applications. The members tees, administrators, faculty, and stu- ments for a new sport center include an spectator seating. The multipurpose have several weeks to look them over, dents — are discussing plans for a new arena for intercollegiate basketball; a room couldbeusedfor intramural s,P.E. and to ask for more info. OnMonday, we athletic complex. core area for locker facilities, office courses, orpossibly varsity tennis. reviewed the candidates in the order that Athletic Director and Head Football space, and training rooms; a natatorium; The lower level of Johnston Gym their nominations had been received. Coach Ed Farrell presented a report on new handball and racquetball courts;and would be converted into art classrooms Every onehas anopportunity tospeak,to the Athletic Department'sneeds andsug- a multipurpose area. and studios. The upper level would re- ask questions.Thenext step in thesearch gestions for the new sports center at a The department has recommended main open for intramurals,physicaledu- is to reduce the number of candidates meeting with the Trustee Building and that theCollege build thecomplex inph- cation courses,and free play. If theCol- further and to develop additional infor- Grounds and Athletic Committees on ases in case it cannotimmediately obtain lege raises enoughmoney to build a new mation about them. Often, nominations March 24. funds. Thebasketball courtand corearea multi-purpose center, then the Johnston don't include a comprehensive biog- Farrell said that "nothing official would be built first, the natatorium sec- Gym would be converted into a theater. raphy,and the committees need to round came out at the meeting," but the plans ond;and the multi-purposearea wouldbe Theold footballpractice fields would out the resumes." are "close to official." built last. be relocated near the joggingtrails and a (continued onpage 4) The two Trustee committees will The Sports Center would cover parkinglot wouldbe constructedinback evaluate Farrell's report and present their 120,000 square feet, according to the on the sports complex, according to recommendations at the Trustee's next Athletic Department's recommenda- Physical Plant Director Grover Meetze. Inside This Week meeting in May. According to Farrell, tions. Davidson's largest building is the Meetze said that naming the con- "TheTrustees have accepted theneed for E.H. Little Library, which covers struction cost of the new complex would a new facility"; they have not approved 100,000 square feet. be only a guess.Threeyears ago the Col- the final plans. They have also decided The basketball arena would seat lege predictedanew sports center would $3-4 that the sports center should be built on 5000-7000, with many moveable seats, cost million, according to Meetze. Wade Barber: Davidson grad the football practice fields. according to the requirements. The (continuedonpage6) runs for N.C. AttorneyGeneral. See p. A long and grueling process 3

Chaucer! Donaldson visits and lec- Faculty Salary AdjustmentsBegin tures. Read about it onp. 7 ByBOBLOPER decide how much each faculty member creases. In accordance with the decision BB dry travel with a dry Vice-president for Academic Affairs deserves, although Spencerhas finalap- of the Trustees, thereare no "cost-of-liv- goes on 10 and Deanof theFaculty T.C. Price Zim- proval. ing" salary adjustments. To clarify this group p. mermannhas beencloistered inhisoffice Zimmermann hopes to present the subjective concept of merit, however, determiningfacul- salary proposals to Spencer the Zimmermann Faculty for the last two weeks within uses the Code of Ruggers romp: see the p I1 story ty salaries for the 1983-84school year. next week. He intends to notify faculty Evaluation Procedures, a document ap- Of the money that Davidson willpay members of their new salaries "by the provedby the faculty andtheadministra- to its faculty in the coming year, eight second week in April." tionin 1979. Self-Selection, a better definition percent will be available for salary in- Determining faculty salariesisalong According to the Code, Zimmer- on p. 15 creases. Zimmermann andCollegePres- and gruelling process since merit alone mannmust consider how neartheprofes- ident Samuel Spencer work together to determines the criterion for salary in- (continuedonpage4) 2 Friday,April 1,1983/TheDavidsonian News Summary WritingCompetitionsUnderway healthissues. During that time he directed and promoted comedianDick Greg- The VereenBellMemorial Award andtheR. Windley Hall Writing Award ory's cross-countryHungerRun. for Freshmen are accepting submissions for the 1983 competitionuntil 5 p.m. Healey'sappearance willbe thekeynoteevent forHumanRights Awareness April 14. Month, a five-week series of events focussingon globalhuman rights issues, Open to any regularly enrolled Davidson College student above the sponsored bythe DavidsonCollege chapter of AmnestyInternational. freshmanclass,the VereenBellcompetitioncarries a$60.00 firstprize, $40.00 Admission to Healey'stalk isfree to thepublic. secondprize, and $20.00 thirdprize. TheR.Windley Hall Award,openonly to members of the freshmanclass, awards $40.00for first placeand $20.00for second. PhiBeta KappaElects NewMembers Thejudgefor this year's Vereen Bellcompetition is RichardDillard,poet, The Gamma ChapterofNorthCarolinaPhiBeta Kappa electednew mem- novelist,anddirector of thecreative writingprogramat Hoi1insCollege.Dillard bers March 22. Seniors are elected onbasis of grade point average and other willpresent theBell award April 28 at 8p.m. inthe 900Room. criteria which the local chapter takes into account. New members are: Lyn Davidson College EnglishDepartmentmembers will judge the R. Windley Bolen;DavidBoone; Jim Crowe;Jeff Dempsey;CarlElliott,Jr.;EricFichtner; Hallcompetition, andthe award willbepresented at the April 28 ceremony. AlanFields;DavidFleming;DebraFreeman;Ivy Goodman;JamaGreene;Gene For moreinformation andcompleterules,contactmembers oftheDavidson Griggs; Gray Hampton; Ed Harlan;Florence Olivia Hart; Buncie Hay;James College EnglishDepartment. Hooten. Jeff Jordan;GregKaufmann;Michael Kelley; Robin Kidd;ElizabethKiss; Ken Krieg;KenLewis;CatherineMcMillan;ArabellaMalone;Lucy Marshall; Hal Martin;GeorgeMurrell. SAE Calendar SaleExpandsBookEndowment Sarah Nock;Joyce Robinson;DanielSappenfield; Caroline Scott;Bill Seel; Thispast weekend theSigma AlphaEpsilon fraternitypresented the Library Laura Singleton;DavidStosur;KathrynStokes;TeresaStrawser;DavidTaylor; with acheck for $2,500 tobe added tothe Sigma AlphaEpsilonEndowed Book Cliff Tribus;GordonTurnbull;Danny Waddill;Eric Weiss;MargaretElizabeth Fund which wasestablished twoyears ago. West; Ed Whitesides. Thecheck, which marks theprofitsfrom the fraternity's ActivitiesCalendar sale this fall,brings the total amountin the book fund to $4,500. AccordingtoLibrary Director LelandPark,endowedbook funds suchas the fraternity fund help undergirdthe acquisitions budget. Currently the $375,000 College Employee Earns Advanced Law Enforcement endowment underwrites fivepercent of annual acquisitions, withonebook pur- Certificate $500 chased eachyearfor each of endowment. Park hopes that someday theen- Director of public safety Jackie G. Hughes has been awarded the General tireacquisitions budget will be endowed. AdvancedLaw Enforcement Certificate by theCriminal Justice Education and Training Standards Commission of theN.C.Department of Justice. Therequirements for earningthecertificate include anassociate degree,480 ReligionProfessor MahonyElected ToRegionalOffice hours of advancedlaw enforcement training, and ten yearsofcertified service in MacArthur assistant professor of religion William K. Mahony has been law enforcement. elected president of the history of religions andreligionsof Asia sections of the Hughesjoined theCollege in 1978.Heformerly servedasacaptainof police annual conventionof the American Academy ofReligion, Southeast Region. for the townof Davidson, where he worked from 1972 to 1978. He isa veteran Duringhis five-year term, Mahony willplan and evaluate scholarly propo- of 24 yearsin theU.S. Army, and holds theassociate degree incriminal justice sals,coordinate academic discussions,andbe responsiblefor thequality of pre- from Central Piedmont Community College. sentations. The SoutheastRegionof the AARrepresents more than500college and uni- AIPrisoner ofConscience Released versityprofessors from 15 states. One of the women prisoners of conscience featured in the International A specialist in Asianreligions,Mahonyjoinedthe Davidson faculty last fall Women's Day letter-writing campaign hasbeen released. as theCollege'sfirstMacArthur assistantprofessor.Theappointment wasmade Mampe Mtshinga, a 20-year-oldSouth African woman who had been mis- by $300,000 grant possible a awarded to DavidsonCollege by the John D.and sing since May 1982, was recently released from detention according to Am- Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation of Chicago, to assist in the hiring of new nestyInternational. and promising faculty members. Mtshinga wasactive intheBlack Consciousness movementin SouthAf- Mahony doneextensive work in the areas of Hinduism and Buddhism. has rica. She had been heldincommunicado and without chargesince her arrest ten He has been editorial assistant for a journal, "History of Religions," and an months ago. editorial consultant to theEncyclopaediaBritannica, for which he wrote20en- tries on Asianreligions. 1983-84SGA Senators Mahony is a graduateof Williams College and holds the master's degree Elected Theresults arein from last Tuesday's Senator from Yale University Divinity and the PhD from the University of SGA elections. School Senior Class Senate: Chicago Divinity School. Pat Woodward, Class President EsterKim, Class Senator DavidHutchinson,Class Senator Junior AmnestyInternationalOfficialto Speak ClassSenate: WarrenGould,Co-President John G. Healey, executive director of Amnesty International-USA, will John Laughlin,Co-President speak inthe900Room of the DavidsonCollegeUnion April 7 at7 p.m.Hisad- ToddWiebusch,Class Senator dressisentitled,"HumanRights inthe Eighties." Sophomore Class Senate: Healey, , aFranciscanmonk until 1968 servedasdirectorof thePeace Corps Edward Hay, ClassPresident programin Lesothofrom 1977until 1981.From 1974-1977he was a program Beadsie Woo, Class Senator for officer the Center of Community Change, involved in world hunger and Jennifer Gotto,Class Senator

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ByJOHNRUPPENTHAL will also be considered in the decision- oneof the reccuringcomplaints from stu- switchfrom the trimester to the semester TheHumanities Steering Committee makingprocess. dents and faculty is the lack of variation system in the 1984-85 school year. "The has sentquestionnaires to the entirefac- According to Polley, much of the between semesters, a problem he hopes syllabus changes continually in an ultyfor suggestionsonwaysinwhich the change willprobably centeronrevisions therevision process willaddress. evolutionary rather than a revolutionary Humanities program can be revised and in the focus and emphasis of coursecon- As radical as all the talk of revision manner,"said Polley,and though there- strengthened. Both Humanities staff tent rather than the basic chronological may sound,Polley saidthat it is actually visionsthe Staffis consideringaregreat- members andother faculty members re- approach that the program has adopted a good time for change and that a major er than the year to year changes,"there ceived questionnaires in an attempt to since itsinception. Polleymentionedthat adjustment was needed anyway for the willbe noradical revision." uncover weaknesses in the 20-year-old program. Shortly after the divertedHumanities controversy (see related March 18 Eight Students WinStaley Davidsonian article), a Humanities SteeringCommittee was formedconsist- ing of Second-year Director of Humanitiesand ProfessorofEnglishAn- Scholarships thony Abbott; First-year Director of danavia. Humanities and Professor of Religion By DUNCANFRASER McDonald plans a long-term com- Max Polley; Professor of History Peter mitment to the mission field in Kenya, Krentz; Professor of Classics Dirk where he will teach English. Seel will French; Professor of German Hansford The Chaplain's Office, in coordina- serve as a volunteer at the Presbyterian Epes; and Mellon Professor of Science tion with the Thomas F. Staley Founda- Medical Center in Chon-Ju,Korea. and Humanities Brian Shaw. The Com- tion, recently announcedthe eight win- Thoompson willgo toJackson,Miss, mittee's first act was to send each mem- ners of Staley Summer Service Scholar- this summer to work with Voice of Cal- ber of the faculty the questionnaire. ships. The stipends of the scholarship vary, an inner-city, interracial ministry Polley said an optimistic feeling range upto $500 and are designated for to the poor. Thompson worked at VOC exists among faculty members for revis- Christian volunteer work. over Springbreak asaVolunteer through ing the program, and he noted a consen- The eight winners are Linday Biddle the DavidsonChristian Fellowship. sus about changesto bemade.The Com- '83, Craig Detweiler '85, Keith Evans College Chaplain Charlie Summers mittee hopes toestablish a timetable this "85, Sally Hughes '84, Gary McDonald said that the Scholarships are designed spring tohave a smallgroup workingthis '83, Mark Tully '84,Christine Seel '84, "to encouragecollege students consider- summer that will "set up some overall andTracy Thompson *83. ing doing missions volunteer work. planning so that when we start again in Theeight winners willserveinChris- Hopefully some students will enjoy their September, we'llbe ready toproceed" in tian volunteer work around the world. work enough to be lead into the minis- making allnecessary revisions. Biddle plans a long-term commit- try." The Committee'snext step will be to ment to mission work in Alaska. De- The StaleyFoundationalsoendowed send questionnaires to Seniors and tweiler will serve as a counselor of a a lecture series at Davidson in 1979. Juniors who have taken the Humanities Young Life youth caravan to Colorado Since then, more than 100Christian col- CollegeChaplainCharlie Summers program and to those Freshmen and this summer. leges have received similar endowments. Sophomores currently enrolled in the Evans and Tully plan to work with Both Thomas F. Staley, Sr. and Thomas course. The opinions of Davidson the Youth Ministry of the Presbyterian ScandanavianMission Caravan, leading F. Staley, Jr. attended Davidson Col- graduates from the classes of 1979-82 Church. Hughes wil be in a Methodist worship services throughout Scan- leige. Profile: WadeBarber '67

By KELLY SUNDBERG Davidson),he had not anticipatedacare- which may be settled appropriately outot Wade Barber '67 is making a career er inpolitics. court.Theprogram is now imitated in al- outofconcern forpeople.As theDemoc- "Ididn't runforDistrict Attorney be- most every area of North Carolina, re- ratic candidate for Attorney General of cause it is a politicaloiffice.— Ifelt that as ceived the 1981 Governer's Award for North Carolina, he hopes to take that a lawyer— Icould work as a profes- best Criminal justice volunteerprogram, career one stepfarther. sional to change and improve the andis nationallyrecognized. Barber graduated from Davidson criminal justicesystem," he said. Barber'sdecision torun for Attorney with a major in economics. His college Barber defines the criminal justice General comes from the same source as memories are of "good times and good systemas "ajustwaytodeal with— wrongs his interest in law: "the Attorney Gen- friends," and he feels that his Davidson done toonepersonby another" hebe- eral's office offers further opportunity liberal arts education prepared him well lieves people should be its primary con- for me to deal with— society'sproblems as tobe a law student and goodlawyer. cern. As District Attorney he has im- a professional to improve the quality "Ichose the legalprofession notonly plemented programs which he believes of people's lives." because it wouldbe challengingintellec- have made the court systemmorerespon- Barber's goals, if heis elected tothe tually, but alsobecause it would because sivetothepeopleinvolved."Victims and Attorney General'soffice, include "pro- people witnesses are people involved in a viding leadership and coordination for it wouldbea way of—dealingwith and their problems andhelping to re- people's process,"he said. the state's criminal justice system," ac- selve them," One area on which he has concen- tively representing the interests of the ' Barbersaid. I/. .. ffljy ,!*»♥#")"« Barber graduatedfrom theUniversity trated is a rape prosecution program, peopleofNorthCarolina,andcontinuing ft '^■■C . '^j./ of North Carolina Law School in 1970, which coordinated the work of police, thestate'straditionofclean government. and took a job as a stafflawyer with the hospitals, and rapecrisis centers indeal- He wants to "make the system more re- MecklenbergCounty LegalAidAssocia- ing sensitively with the rape victim, sponsive tothepeople." than making her a "further going grassroots tion. In 1971 he returned to his home rather " victim Barber is to the for Wade Barber '67 isa fo process campaign candidate townofPittsboro topractice law. ofthe court . support."I'mtravelingaround N.C.Attorney General Barber ran successfully for District Asanadministrator,Barber—setagoal the state, speaking withpeople." He ex- Attorney of Chatham andOrange coun- of "cleaningup court backlog getting pects broad-based financial support as fice: "As a lawyer who wants to serve ties (which includeChapelHill)in 1977. rid of cases which didn't belong in the well: "Idon'trelyonacertainsegmentof people, resolve conflict in society, and While politics had always interested criminal court system." Barber set up a the votersfor campiagn contributions." improve quality of life, the Attorney Barber (he helped organize a Young Citizen VolunteerMediator program, in For now, Barber is not looking General'sofficeoffersthe most opportu- Democrats Club his freshman year at which trainedvolunteershandledisputes beyond the state Attorney General's of nity todo that." 4 Friday, April 1,1983/TheDavidsonian Financial AidRemains theSame

ByDAN VOORHIS or the student must demonstrateneed. The College applies to the federal SEOGand$116,000 for work-study. Financial aid to studentsfor 1983-84 With the College tuition risingeight government each yearunder the SEOG, Individuals receive Pell Grantsfrom willremain at the same levelas thisyear percent and the government assistance NDSL and Work-study program. The the federal government. A person fills despite governmental attempts tocut it. remaining constant, or in some cases amount it receives is determined by a out theFAFandisplacedonaneligigbil- According to Assistant Dean in shrinking,students willprobablyrequire complex formula including the number ity index to determine the amount the charge of Financial Aid Kathleen more aid. "Davidson College willcon- of students deserving aid. These are applicant mayreceive. Thetotalis ascer- Stevenson, did Congress notapprove the tinue tofund 100 percentofdemonstrat- called federal college-based funds. tained from studentability topayandthe massive decreases incampus-based fed- ed need," said Stevenson. Davidson will receive $51,000 for the college tuition. eral funds that were proposed by the Reaganadministrationlast year.Reagan failed inhis effort to slashstudentaidby Presidential Search SO percent. For the next fiscal year at (continued page I) leastallmoneychanneled throughthe in- from dividual college will maintain at its pre- sent level. Between meetings tne committees The Trustee Presidential Search function." This aid includes the Supplemental will meetseparately toevaluate thequal- Committee makes the final decision, Potential Presidents must have a Educational Opportunity Grants, Na- ifications of the candidates. After their over the Faculty and Student Commit- strong religious commitment and be af- Church, tional Direct Student Loans (90percent meeting in April, the search committee tees. filiated with thePresbyterian ac- Government funded), and the College hopes to begin interviewing the few However, according to the Constitu- cording to Article IV of the Trustee Work-Study program (80 percent Gov- selected candidates. tion ofDavidson College,Article 1:"The Bylaws. "They [the Trustees] shall elect ernment funded). The Pell Grants and All committees have played an equal President is appointed by the Trustees to only a person who is a loyal and active State Student Incentive Grants will con- role in the process so far. "There is to- serve for such term and on such condi- churchman, giving evidence by his life tinue at their present rate. tally equal access for the students, and tions as they consider appropriate. The on the strengthof his Christian faith and However, the Guaranteed Student they will participatein theinterviewing." Trustees shall establish procedures to as- commitment. Such faith and commit- Loans have been considerably reduced comments Craig. "Every meeting I've sume that Trustee Presidential Search ment willappropriately expressed by his from 1981. Previously, almost anyone gone to, the Student Committee is right Committees have consultations with affiliation with the Presbyterian Church couldobtain one;how,thestudent'spar- there," said Economics professor Faculty, Students, and the Administra- in theUnitedStates andhisactive partici- ents must earnless than$30,000peryear Charles Ratliff. tionStaffincarrying outtheir Committee pation in the lifeof theCollege Church." Faculty Salaries (continuedfrom pageI) " sor comes to fulfilling the criteria of 1) time. The influence of student opinion cration thanquantity. surance, tuition grantsfor theirchildren, excellencein teaching, 2) demonstration will "lessendramatically" duetothe dis- In judging "intellectual and moral amortgageinterestsubsidy,and possible of superior professional attainments in continuationof the forms, he says, des- values,"the Code requires an examina- use of College-ownedhousing. With the research, scholarship, and curriculum pitethe importance which theCodegives tion of the instructor's concern for stu- value of these benefits added to his sal- design, and 3) exemplification of the in- to student evaluations of an instructor's dents,servicetothe College,andgeneral ary, theaverageDavidsonprofessor will tellectualandmoral values for which the teaching ability. As a result, the new community service. receive $34,500 this year. (See chart.) College stands." prose evaluationforms which the faculty "Concern for students may be Still, this figure is lower than the A professor's teaching ability is adopted will greatly diminish his ability exemplified by the ... [professor's] compensation offered by some other judged by evaluations submitted by the todiscern studentopinions. availability to students,concern fortheir schools ofDavidson's caliber. Average professor's department chairman, col- TheCollegejudgesaprofessor'spro- problems, and care and promptness in faculty compensation at Duke for this leagues,- andstudents. fessional attainmentschiefly onthebasis evaluatingtheir work." Performance "as year is$43,192;at Williams,$39,288;at The Code states that "among the key of his colleagues' evaluations and gives a faculty adviser both to underclassmen Bowdoin, $36,015; and at Princeton, components of successful teaching are all manner of advanced study and re- and to majors" isalso considered. $43,009. well-organizedand stimulatinglectures, searchdueconsideration. The Code goes on to classify service Zimmermann, however, claims that skill in conducting discussions, the Unlike a great many schools, how- to the College as "participation in the Davidson's low cost of living greatly re- imagination to perceive student prob- ever,Davidsondoes notaward salaryin- work of faculty committees and in de- duces this disparity. In a memorandum lems, and the ability to help students creases relative to the amount of work partmental affairs, willingness to speak preparedforprospective faculty, hecites learn tothinkanalytically and logically." that a professor publishes. The process to groups of parents,trustees, or alumni, a 1981 studyby the American Chambers In judging teaching abilities, Zim- here ismuchmoresubjective,sincequal- [and] helping to build the library collec- of Commerce Researchers Association mermann is using the ICES for the last ity is supposed tobe given more consid- tionand to obtainneeded equipment." which shows thatCharlotte"had thelow- The Code describes the necessary est cost-of-living index of any city community involvement in much more covered in the survey in the 200,000- vague terms, defining it as activity in 400,000 population range." Among the churches and service and political or- cities more expensive to live in than ganizations. Charlotte are Durham, Raleigh, The salary decisions involve a Winston-Salem, Nashville, and Hous- I Off«■

The followingresultsare excerptedfrom theSGA (upperclassmen). 60 off-campus / eating house/ Survey on Self-Selection conducted in March. 66 commons males,117female upperclassmen,and 54 male freshman, 46 on-campus fraternity members female freshmen respondedtothequestions.

MALE FEMALE MALE MALE FEMALE v FRESH FRESH OTHER PCFRAT. UPPERCL. NO. % NO. % NO. % NO. % NO. %

1.Do youfeel Davidson'sself selection system oper- YES 9 16 10 21 13 22 5 11 25 22 atesthe wayrt isdesignedto work on paper?YesNo NO 48 84 38 79 45 78 40 89 91 78

2. What was your first impression of Davidson'sso- A 29 51 28 54 31 53 15 33 cial system upon 53 45 initial arrivalat the College? Circle B 3 5 i 2 2 3 1 2 1 1 one- C 25 44 23 44 21 36 26 57 59 50 A.The system is totally self-selective; anystudent D0000594943 may joinany househe/she wishes B. The system operates basically like any Greek fraternity system C. The system is two-fold ("two-tier"), basically combining selective fraternities with open, self- selectiveeatinghouses D.Other (pleaseexplain)

3.Pleaseputa starbeside theoptioninthequestion A3500353733 above which younowthinkbest desribes Davidson's B 1 200593700 socialsystem. (Sameoptions as above) C 54 93 50 96 42 72 31 72 111 93 D00248 14 3765

4. Please placeacheck under the headingwhich you ATO 000000001 1 feel best describes thehouse inquestion. EMANON1200240011 A. Operates essentially under a bid system (i.e., ETC 369 17 6 12 2577 house selectsstudents) F&M 487 13 8 15 1266 B. Operates essentially under the self-selection KA 53 96 50 100 51 96 39 93 108 95 system(i.e.,students select house) PAX 4 8 0 0 2 4 1 2 1 2 (Only A responses are recorded here. B responses " " < Phin«it kh C1 cM»«* rt.«h.r MMnd~ rf«h.p« Mn«SMII««, ) * " ; . r» : s si 39 z s Rusfc 12 24 1 2 17 34 11 26 8 7 SAE 53 98 50 100 51 98 44 98 114 99 W.Hall 13 27 8 15 17 33 13 32 31 27

5. Ifeel that the self-selection system of Patterson A 20 3 6 5 9 4 10 8 7 (Circle one) ~n Court B 2 4 15 29 15 28 5 12 42 37 A Works well the wayit is; no change in the pre C 19 34 16 31 16 30 18 43 36 31 sent system is necessary D 20 36 16 31 14 26 12 29 22 19 B Isbasically goodas it is, butthe system andthe E4724363776 different houses' rush procedures need t be more _____.„______closelymonitored —■"■"—""—" c. Should be changed to allow the fraternities to cide for itself whether or notto extend written bids, extend written bids, but that the eating houses ortocontinuetooperateundertherulesof seH-selec- should continue to operate under the rules of self- tion selection E. Shouldbechanged,but Iwouldmakeadifferent D. Should be changed to allow each house to de- proposal

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Vice-President for Development Jack meeting," according to Committee in Division 1,allDavidson sports must 2,300 this year, 5,700 (the Cats' win Powers estimated that it will cost "$K Chairman and Psychology Professor compete in NCAA Division 1 except overNotreDame) wasthelargestcrowd. million to get the project done com- John Brockway. football, which may remain in Division Farrell said thatattendance willincrease pletely." Maintaining old buildings is one of 1AA. All varsity teams would have to as ourbasketballprogrambecomes more Meetze said construction would take the College's biggest expenses, and it compete for the Southern Conference prominent. eighteenmonthstocompleteif allphases takesmoney away from other important Championship in order to stay in the StudentCouncil repiesentative Anne were built atonce, thoughphasesof con- areas suchas school supplies andfaculty SouthernConference. Hurt, whodeclined commenton thenew struction will probably be spread out salaries,according toBrockway. Farrell said that "conflict for use of complex itself, raisedthe question, "Do over a period of several years. If the Brockway pointed out that any deci- the facility is Johnston Gym's biggest we want to be known for a nationally Trustees approve the finalplansthisMay sion by the Trustees on the new sports problem;" the varsity basketball teams, ranked basketball program, or do we and fundingis available, then construc- complex will determineDavidson's ath- IMAC, and the P.E. Department all try wantto beknown forour academic stan- tion of the new complex could begin as letic policy formany years to come. For to use the same space. Building a sepa- dards?" soon as 1984, accordingtoFarrell. instance, building a 5000-seat arena for rate facility for varsity basketball would Shealso wondered whether the Trus- Once the Trustees approve the final tees "are looking at the effects on minor plans for the complex, the College will sports and women's sports." choose an architect and a construction Brockway saidthe Advisory Council firm, saidFarrell. Any decision about the athletic complex is isa"vehicle forstudentcomments" anda Meetzesays that glass panels enclos- "vehicle for faculty comments."He says ing the natatorium would warm the that "few faculty members have ex- building. Glass panels would also be decide to do pressed an opinion [about the new com- constructed to allow spectators to watch 'linked to what the Trustees plex]" but that the council "welcomes at athletic eventsfrom a central hall. their opinion." Powers says that the Department of ' "The only student input I've re- Development has been soliciting poten- with theDavidson athletic program ceived," said Hurt, "is what I've sol- tialdonors for months buthas gotten "no icited myself." She thinks that most commitment yet." The College will people "don'tevenknow what theadvis- name the new complex after a patron basketball constitutes a commitment to alleviate the problem, according to Far- ory council is." She welcomes student whofinances more thanhalfof itand will an extensive basketball program. Ac- rell. opinion and is "eager totalk to people." also name various sections after donors, cording toBrockway,any decisionabout To defend the need for a 5,000-seat The Advisory Council on Intercol- according toPowers. the athletic complex is "linked to what arena, Farrell compared the proposed legiate Atheletics consists of Brockway, The Advisory Council on Athletics the Trusteesdecidetodo with theDavid- complex withotherSouthernConference Powers, Farrell, Vice President for The Advisory Council on Intercol- son athletic program." schools' gymnasiums. Marshall and LIT Academic Affairs and Deanofthe Facul- legiate Athletics,an advisory committee According to Farrell, the Trustees -Chattanooga each have more than ty T. C. Price Zimmermann, Dean of to the president, met Wednesday to dis- want a "major college basketball team," 10,000seats. VMI seats 5,800,and Fur- Students Will Terry, English professor cuss the new sports center and other is- which means that Davidson must stay in man plays its games in the Greenville Gill Holland, Philosophy professor Al sues. both the Southern Conference and Coliseum which seats over 12,000. Mele, Student Government Association Thecost ofmaintaining thenew com- NCAADivision 1. Attendance at Davidson men's var- Vice-president Lentz Ivey, and student plex was one of the "main issues of the Farrell says that in order to compete sity basketball games averaged 2,200- representativesHurtand Vic Taylor.

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Donaldson's enjoyment of Chaucer's Chaucer and Shakespeare's similar use OnceaYaleprofessor,nowretiredat "dirty tricks" to Pandarus's voyeuristic of faulty art-within-art, namely Sir the Univeristy of Indiana,and advisor to titillation at the prospect of Troilus and Thopas's incredibly uninteresting approximately 50 graduate theses (En- Criseyde'slove.Donaldsontakesspecial doggerelfrom TheCanterburyTales and glish Professor Ann McMiillan is his delight in the ways Chaucer plays with Peter Quince's production of Pyramus 49th), Donaldsonreceives asteady flow the reader's mind, making him feel he and Thisby in A Midsummer Night's of grants and fellowships tocontinue his has misread something by witholding Dream. In exaggerating the embarrass- studies. He has published widely; his crucial information until the end of a ments of bad art, both authors draw at- Speaking ofChaucer is in its secon edi- j^B|EIH3 I lengthy piece of nothing. He also likes tention to the masterful qualities of their tion,and Chaucer'sPoetryis inits third. II I the way Pandarus uses a maxim own work. Donaldson demonstrated a Ominous credentials such as II whenever in doubt; he has a saying for refreshingly clear but unconventional Donaldson's conjurepictures of austere, the inside outofeveryoccasion.If"Look mastery of his art in his explication of elite superiority. Yet his 900 Room lec- before you leap" won't work, Pandarus exactly why Sir Thopas's tale and ture, entitled "The Embarrassments of will try, "He who hesitates is lost." Like Quince's play fail so completely. He Art: SirThopas,Pyramus, Thisby,andA Pandarus, Donaldson seems to have a used the term correctio to describe the Midsummer Night's Dream" surpris- pocket full of funny phrases to bringhis extent of figures beyond the necessities ingly revealed a genuinely thrilled peas- audience to love Chaucer as he does. of their context, such as Pyramus's "o ant still guffawingbeneath the weight of And, like Chaucer, Donaldson (in his Night, which ever art when day is not," years of study. own words)"can't stand to do anything and the Prologue's "Did scare away, or Donaldson's knowledgeis broad and straight." rather did affright." Donaldson suggested that perhaps these characters deep. His lecture was riddled with E. Talbot Donaldson lectured Monday In consideringcritiques of Chaucer. scholia only those intimately acquainted in Dr.McMillan's Chaucer class Donaldson revolts against the over-fic- "were in direneed of a thesaurus,for va- with the material could have caught, yet tionalization of John Gardener as well as riety is the spice of death." He alsodrew his bushy eyebrows, mutton chops, and the patristic criticism of C. S. Lewis, attention to absurdities that may have near lust for a good jokeenabled the au- your company whether youare inneed of who, Donaldson says, tends to drag slipped by more hardened readers, such dience to appreciate someof those dusty shoes or not. "Christian red herrings over pagan as "cheeks yellowas cowslips"and"eyes library books that haven't been checked Monday morning's lecture on poems." As for Freudian analyses, green as leeks." out since 1972. His attitude was farfrom Chaucer's TroilusandCriseyde fit like a Donaldson asked, "Did Chaucer know Though some slept soundly and thepicture of the lone scholar;his gentle, slipper on that day, due to Donaldson's Freud? . .. Of course he was Freudian, noticeably in their seats,most welcomed fragrant sense of humor made himseem long familiarity with and love for the only he didn't have any words for it." thechance toentera well-aged(notaged) an avuncular shoe salesman whoenjoys text. The lecture focused on Pandarus Donaldson prefers to understand dreamlike land of the past. 'AnImprobableFiction' A Review of Twelfth Night By STEPHANIEBRUCK ence, equating dark colors with seriousness and bright "If this were played upon the stage now, Iwould with comedy. The stage itself was reddish-brown, for condemn it as animprobable fiction!" So says Fabian in this comedy plays against dark consequences. As the Twelfth Night, describing the muddled action of the play progressed,costumes became brighter. play. Twelfth Night is certainly an improbable fiction, The serious actors wore brown and black: the Duke but one can hardly condemn the formidable product of was inbrown except when he wore goldat theendonce the combined efforts of Shakespeare and The Acting he achieved happiness.— Viola and Sebastian wore— Company which came to DavidsonMarch 30. brown, and Olivia while she wasacting seriously Shakespeare needs no introduction; The Acting was in mourning. When she fell in love with the dis- Company might. Touring for the Kennedy Center, it guisedViola,she shedherblack for pink and her realism consists of 17 youngprofessionals culled from the likes for comic exaggeration. ofJulliardand Yale.The Company'stwofoldpurpose is Acting in a stylized comic manner, the comic char- Kl R1 the trial-by-fire developmentof itsensemble through the acters wore the brightest clothes. Malvolio, however, rigorous 47-week rehearsal/tour period and its commit- represented an anomaly: despite his comically stuffy ment to tour professional productions throughout the manner, he dressed in black. At his most ludicrous he ■-"tj (bi United States. Knowing that the company consists of addedbright yellow stockings,yethissomber attiregen- high-caliber actors at the beginning of their careers erally contradicted the laughter he provoked. makes their production more exciting. Should we laugh at Malvolio? His pretension and Twelfth Night is open to several interpretations and snobbery are certainly outrageous; we are delighted centers ofemphasis. Thisparticular production wedele- when the clever trio dupes him and he makes himself ments of design, for example, to emphasize certain as- ridiculous. However, when he returns inthe finalscene pects. The physicallayout of the stage determined the amid happyreunions and love matches,— he makes plain patterns of motion for the actors. The symmetrical ar- the darker side to the comedy the hurt behind the "" borsforced circular and figure-eightpathsontheactors, laugh.Suddenlyhepours outhissufferingfromthecruel ■■' "TV- a wonderful visual symbolinaplay in whicheveryoneis trick, and he becomes human. He has a heart, we dis- quite confused. Thedirectormadegreatuseofthisphys- cover,because it is broken,andeveryone,includingthe ical-for-mental whirling, making Malvolio,one of the audience,is ashamedfor their cruelty and laughter. Be- mostdeceivedcharacters,complete three full circlesbe- fore atableau of the happy couples, Fesze reminds us Sebastian brandishes the rapier of wit in The fore speakinghisfirst line. that while they are blissful now, as Malvolio well Acting Company'sproduction of TwelfthNight Color designalsoprovided visualcues fortheaudi knows,"Therain,it raineth everyday." 8 Friday, April 1,1983/TheDavidsonian Films Grassroots Rhythm By PEGGYPIEROTTI Traditionalmusic came to Davidson March 26 when the Southern Folk Cul- tural Revival Project, Inc. sponsored a workshop and concert to promote gras- sroots music. Broughtby theUnionCul- tural Committee, the workshop allowed participants to meet performers, learn T %Jvm % about the songs, and generally have a r IIvr li & I good time. A well-attended concert culminated the Festival at 7 p.m. inthe 900Room. ' - The program began with the elderly yet '^^jlf? it ■/ll" /HE vivacious Nimrod Workman who per- m H 'Jb^^ EL f^I formed his songs(everything from tradi- tional coal-mining ballads to a lively "Watergate Boogie")with skill andfeel- ing. Workman then demonstrated his physicalacuity by linkinghis arms about his legs andcrawlingacross the stage. Other featured artists included the world-champion fiddler Frazier Moss, the soul gospel of Jane Sapp, and the Nashville's Anne Judy Garlandandtheboynext door meet onthe porchinascene country music of of the from the delightful MeetMeinSt.Louis Romaine. A graduate Queens and Nimrod Workman performed University ofVirginiacurrently working on a doctorate in history at U.Va., rhythm and meaning. The couple also Meet Me in St. Louis Romaine beautifully rendered a ballad explained the history ofGuller,acombi- about Gastonia, N.C., her home. She nation of English and Africanlanguage also performed an upbeat number des- which slaves spoke. By MATT MORRIS film, Judy Garland. With long, au- cribing her move to Nashville titled, "I Such songs as "Pay Me My Money Meet Mein St.Louis(1944)Produced burn hair,enormous eyes,andquiver- HadLoretta's NextBig Hit." Down" and "Draw Me a Bucket of by Arthur Freed. Directed by Vin- inglips she is tremendouslybeautiful, The crowd enjoyedDougandBetsy, Water," as well as "The OldHambone" teiite Minnelli. Starring Judy Gar- andher voiceis trulyhypnotic. In The the Georgia/SeaIslandSingers,whoper- and a "Bug Dance" provided a taste of land, Tom Drake, Cedric Gibbons, WizardofOz wesaw onlyamere taste. formed traditional slave songs with the true flavor of the pre-Civil War era. and Margaret O'Brien, showing: Theplot ofMMISL is as simple as Wed. 8 p.m., Love Auditorium. 100 any MGMmusical. Cedric Gibbons is minutes (color) Rating: ***♥ the father of a family of girls growing up in 1906 St. Louis. Esther (Judy Garland), the oldest in the family, has Meet Mein St.Louis is not a musical, fallen in love with "The Boy Next but an exquisite— period piece told Door" (a hauntingly beautiful song), through song and what songs! Di- and kid sister Margaret O'Brien is up rector Vincente Minnelli made his toher ponytails inHalloween shenani- debut with St.Louis,and hisgenius is gans. Everything goes beautifully for inevidence here as he carefully crafts this sprightly family until dad drops each frame of the film as if it were a the bombshell — he's moving the nineteenth-centure impressionist group ti drab, dirty,boringNew York, painting. where, as Margaret O'Brien laments, Theplot ofMM1SL isas simple as "We'll be living in ten'ments." Judy's anyMGMmusical. Cedric Gibbons is dreams of falling permanently into— the father of a family of girls growing Tom Drake's arms seem shattered up in 1906 St. Louis. Esther (Judy but are they? From here MMISL takes Garland), theoldest inthe family, has off, zipping to a real put-on-a-show fallen in love with "The Boy Next finale that only a colossal studio like Door" (a hauntingly beautiful song), MGMcould've pulled off. and kid sister Margaret O'Brienis up Minnelli shot MMISL in the old to her ponytails in Halloween fashioned,brightlycolored film style, shenanigans.Everything goesbeauti- and it looks like apsychedelic cartoon fully forthissprightly—family untildad with allits splashy dance scenes mix- drops the bombshell he's moving ing colored costumes, swirling a red the group to drab, dirty, boring New here, a blue there, an orange there. CATERING York, where,as MargaretO'Brienla- Amid all this is the true start of the ments, "We'll be living in film, JudyGarland. Withlong,auburn PIG-PICKINGS ten'ments." Judy's dreams of falling hair, enormous eyes, and quivering permanently into— Tom Drake's arms lips sheistremendously beautiful,and "If can't seemshattered but are they?From her voice is truly hypnotic. In The you afford to eat withus here MMISL takes off, zipping to a WizardofOz wesaw onlya mere taste you can't afford to eat out" real put-on-a-show finale that only a of what this girl from Grand Rapids colossal studio like MGM could've coulddo. InSt.Louis shestepsintothe " AllABC permits "Fish pulledoff. limelight and captures the audience Minnelli shot MMISL in the old from the beginning. "Have Yourselfa "Barbecue -Steaks fashioned,brightlycoloredfilm style, Merry Little Christmas" and "The andit lookslikeapsychedelic cartoon Trolley Song" are splendid tunes,but College Students Welcome withallitssplashy dancescenes mix- "The— Boy NextDoor" ismesmerizing ing colored costumes, swirling a red asad,lonelysong whichcomments 259 SouthBroad Street Phone:663-0413 here, a blue there, an orange there. on Garland'sown sad, lonely 47-year (Formerly the MeetingPlace) Amid all this is the. true start of the life justlike"Over the Rainbow." The Davidsonian/Friday, April 1, 1983 9 Music R.E.M.Meets the Beat By ANDREW WILSON he get abend upby de cat")or "Jeanette" TheEnglish Beat and R.E.M. are as ("When Imet Jeanette, / substitute musically distant as Chapel Hillis from Ronette, she said, 'Will youremember?' Duke — a hop, skip, and a beat away. / Isaid Icould never forget her au The Beat, a British tu-tone ska band, naturalette"). meshed withthe uncategorizable,almost What is truly impressive about the mystical sound ofthe Athens,Ga.-based Beat is the way they excite themselves R.E.M. to perform an enthralling three- and their audience to a feverpitch while hour concert at Chapel Hill's intimate maintaining professionalism and sound Memorial Hall last Sunday evening. No quality commensurate with their fine re- one was disappointed, least of all the cordings. bands. R.E.M needs no comment (since Enthusiasm reigned supreme,especially thing at arock concert). simistic (no, the two are not mutually mos! who weren't watching MTV or during the Beat's performance. The Smiling, jittering, jabbering, and exclusive). The Beat's best trait by far, writing term papers know them from stage energy could be measured in generally jamming are the Beat's however, is telling a sad story happily. their visit last term)except that Michael kilowatts. RankingRoger, the hyperac- trademarks along with a full and varied Their version of Smoky Robinson's Stipe was at his innocently contorted tive vocal toaster and incidental percus- sound. Their brand of ska wavers be- "Tears of a Clown" is case in point. At best. The lyrics remained a mystery sionist, truly exuded Beat happiness. tween new wave reggae and big-band other times, and the best of times, they (probaby on purpose), but they per- DaveWakelingonvocalsand guitar, and funk (if you can imagine such things). combine reggae-like spiritualism and formed some finenew songs and gener- Saxa, who provides the ranting sax riffs Their message, oftenoverlookedor vei- new wave non-sensibility, as in "Spai ated a lot of good will. What more can which make Beat music unmistakable, led byespeciallycatchycockney, isboth WidMe" ("Spar widme /choLordaman you ask for? carried the show with their smiles(arare neo-romantic and socio-politically pes- should always feel free / Because de rat U2Juggles Passion,Top 10 By JOHNNYEDWARDS satisfaction with stardom. fused with the ferocity of their music, U2 has apparently taken this criti- makes one feel almost elitist trying to 112 is the sort ofband that seemed cismto heart andturned out the album criticize thelyrical contentfor alack of destined to come out of violence-rid- everyone expected of them. War fo- sophistication. denIreland: tenseandpassionate, with cuses on the horrors of violence, Theband makesnodrastic musical an edge as sharp as thatof the promi- avoiding politics for the most partand changes in War. The music still nent English bands. Their music has focusing on the sheer emotional as- weaves sparse, seemingly simplistic not changed dramatically since their pects of violence,death,andlove,cre- instrumentation through the band's career began;it is the subject matterof ating an albumn with which any lis- tightness and excellent production. that music which has chaanged, and tener can identify. Who can argue The Edge still uses harmonies,echo, that subject matter makes War their against the horrible effects of vio- andopenchords tograndeffect; Adam best album , lence? As always,U2 shows their be- Clayton anchors the band while Larry As noted by many reviews of Oc- lief that the passion of love makeslife Mullen creates complex rhythms; and tober (theirsecond album),U2 verged worthwhile. Bono continues on his way tobecom- on being a musically trivial band, be- However, it takes the contrast of ing an interpretive singer intheclassof play list is any indication. Their first cause their lyrics concerned consis- this love with the scenesof violenceon Roger Daltrey, with whom he shares album seemed perfect for the hard tently superficial subjects.Itlooked as War togive this idea substance. Where incredible voice control and an ability rock multitiudes, but U2 has a differ- though U2 would waste their uniquely before the view seemed dangerously to improvise without losinghimself in ence. They have the ability character- triumphant sound; they lacked pur- close to juvenile, it now takes on the music. istic ofgreatbands to walk theedge be- pose. Even their concerts tended to maturity gained through the inclusion U2 is going places with War, tween passion and banality without suffer because of a suspected over- of real world violence. This maturity. namely into the top ten if the WROQ slipping. It is a thin line. CarrascoRevives Garage BandSpirit "Louie, Louie," Tears," paradox of naivete and wildness adds ByJONATHANGLANCE "96 and does have a problem in that it is "Woolie Bullie"), it was possiblefor some tensionand heat tothe party,but perhaps a bit over-produced; Iperson- anyband tohopefor a hit.Theexuber not enough todisrupt the dancers.Car- ally favor the rougher sound of hisear- American rock androllin the—mid- ance and sheer joy of this more inno- rasco has been quoted as saying that lier LPs, such as Party Safari. At sixties was in a confused state the cent age has leftits mark on one of the— his major influence was the theme times the new sound loses some of the rebellion of the fifties (Elvis and the coolest bands from Austin, Texas song fromTheMinisters,and that "96 essential force and power that the band KiHer) was gone, the rebellion and Joe "King" Carrasco and the Crowns. Tears" was— the most perfect song ever displays in concert, which is a shame. cosmic consciousness of the His latest LP, aptly entitled Party written what else do you need to With the resurgence in garage bands Psychedelic movementhad notyet ar- Weekend,, aims for the true garage say? today, it would seem that the rived, and pop was thrown upon the band spirit. Party Weekend is amore solid LF "sweetened" mix, with extra percus- happy shoresof the Venture'sbrand of The quintessential Carrasco sound than their last one (SynapseGap),but sion and even an occasional synthe- democracy. Every garage in every is based on the cheesy Tex-Mex Far is perhaps moving towards a more sizer(!) would notbeneededtoget air- town spawned a band, and while the fisa organ of Kris Cummings, who's polished sound than previous records. play for the band. Outside of this results wereoftenabysmal,there were appeared on all four albums Carrasco While therearestill plentyofthefrene- minor complaint, though Iwould some groups which had their one hit and the Crowns have released. Add a tic rockers which the band does best, highly recommentthis albumasanad- before they disappeared. Inpre-Beat snappybass and drumandintermittent generally either based on The Sir dition to anyone's record collection. lemaniadays,youdidn'thave tobere- guitar strums andlicks,andyou'vegot Douglas Quintet's "She's About a With summer coming up, you know, ally talentedtobegreat;all youneeded the soundof abossbarband that twists Mover"or ?andTheMysterians,there you're goingto needsome albumslike was the spirit of adolescent and jumps withthebest.Thebest part are some slower numbers as well. thisone tolisten to while you're frying amateurismandasenseof humor. Ina of the wholepackage, though, isJoe's These moodier songs are more Mexi- inthesunordriving around withall the time where the Kingsmen, ? and the voice, that comes across as that of a can than Texanin sound (e.g. the re- windows down. On second thought, Mysterians,andSamdie Shamandthe natural-bomrube who wantsto have a make of "Buena" from an earlier maybe you'dbetterget the tapeinstead Pharoahs could all hit upon instant "goood tahm" and who hiply hints at album), and there's even a couple of of theLP.In the spirit ofall truly great classics through some quirk of blind dark secrets of the psyche (Buddy calypso/reggae songs to extend the "trash rock,"PartyWeekendismusic luck (their songs were, respectively, Holly on peyote buttons?). The tropical American tone. This album to have fun by. 10 Friday, April 1, 1983/The Davidsonian BoozeBrothers Visit DryPartyPlaces Many people at D.C. harbormis- beyond us. After all,BigEd's heart noted, "If these guys can'tkick some outdid herself on the SGA Weekend conceptions about the authors of the isn't init anymore. Everyone knows a--, who can?" IMAC Boxing Czars Disco. A quick summary: Preppy Booze Brotherscolumn. Because we that Farrell's first love is seeing the DaveWest andDougWiley were un- sweaterslook like an acid nightmare, call ourselves the "Booze" Brothers, "minor" sports succeed. "I would available for comment. loud Top40 music, lots of shagging, many peopleare led to believethatall much rather take ina good women's BB vomits and leaves. 'Nuff said. we do is get drunk and make up abu- lacrosse game than come out here [DearBB: Friday: TheItalianStallionthrows sive one-liners. Nothing could be with these jokers," Farrell com- OK, that's enough! We hiredyou a party, Georgia whips St. John's, further from the truth! Due to di- mented. to write Booze Brothers, and you'll Attar suffers heart failure as another minishing wallets and increasing Cat's Outlook: Off-season trade damn well write about booze! Now BigFAst teamloses toanother South- waistlines,the Booze Bros, have em- of WendellWashingtontheCriscoFat get to it! ern team.A goodnight. barked upon a novel get-fit-quick FarmhurtsCats...KeithMartincon- Dave andAnn] Saturday: Emanon and PAX plan: the Forty Days toFitness. The tinues to improve, averaging only 32 Alright if yousay so.A quick BB throw a joint(no, notthatkind)party. Boozeless Brothershave taken a sol- interceptions aday. . .Cat's training recap of the parrying events of the Emanon's bar is closed, PAX's is emn vow (and several wagers) not to room isoverflowing with sutures fol- week: open.Is there any sanity here? Lance drink for40days.BBhasdecided that lowing the departure of Bryan "Win- Asalmost everyoneonthis side of and BB are baffled. Glance spins they do not need alcohol to have fun. dows" Lowe. BB'sSpringGamePre- campus knows, the E's had their good tunes; no KAs, Delts, SPEs, or Just look at the DCFers and the KAs diction: Pikes 52, Cats0. 100th Anniversary Celebration last Pikes present. Mixedreviews. — they'vebeen doing it for years!In week. TheHoddies kicked off a week Bruise-that Palm Sunday: Day honor of this program, the Boozeless FunSpotNumber Two:ROTCDrill of partyingwithEliWednesdaynight. gets off to a good start as the Dawgs Brothersnow take agander at thenon- Field Unfortunately, the band failed to beat the snot out of Carolina (Ha, ha, alcoholic funspotsoncampus. (Wait a As BB watcheda squad of young show so theE'spumped95-Q through ha! Gotohell,all youHeels!)BBrolls minute! Whose gander are you tak- cadets vyingfor thedepartment'sAle- the speakers. Theband was imperso- off to Chapel Hill with Johnny Mod ing?That's anHonor Code viol— Oh. xander Haig Memorial "Kill the F— nated by several SAEs, featuring the and Co. to catch the Beat and REM. We see now. It's just an expression. ing Commies" Award, we tried tode- Throbber as lead vocalist. TheThrob- Lucy is with us, REMis hot,the Beat We'resorry. —Hunter Orwell's 1984 cide if there was any significance in bingOnealsocontributedbyusinghis blows us away. Great times at a Real Honor CouncilPolice.) the fact that "ROTCic" rhymes with head as a mirror ball. The smoke school. Fun Spot Number One — Spring "Nazi." As wecontemplated themat- screen was provided by a bunch of FootballPractice ter further,our heart were wanned by DCFers smoking bong hits under the That's all for this week. Join us Ah! 'Tis spring, and a young the realization that a bunch of really stage. High point of the evening: again nextweek as BB finally releases TeamAll-Faculty Delt's fancy turns toward beating the goodguysare training toprotect truth, Lafayetteand Clark slappinghandsin its long-awaited 1st Party Squad. Until then, go cry in hell outofabout80otherpeopleintent justice, andtheDavidson way against theback. beer, Go Sic on doing the same thing to him. Why the influx of thegodlessCommunists. Moving on to Thursday, the 900 your Carolina. Dogs! woof woof! anybody would go out and do this is As junior cadet Barney Earnhardt Room was rockin' as EsterKimreally 'em! Woof woof woof

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ByBOBBYBARNES "the Hammer" and pitched four innings Gardner-Webb bounced back in the ciscoGiants tooffer him$80,000 to sign The Davidson baseball team closed ofno-hit ball to earn his first save of the secondgame5-4,earningasplitbehinda outofhigh school,struck out eleven bat- out a week of games by trouncing season. Philip Gordon added a pair of four-run, third inning. Scott Redding ters and yielded only four hits. Catawba 16-6 Tuesday night. The singles, good for three ribbles. Thevic- was tabbed with the lossin his first start Weaver collecte two hits,including a Wildcats, 2-2onthe week and4-9onthe tory allowed the Cats to avenge a tough of the year. Gordon and Weaver both seventh-inning homerun. Carolina (24- season,put on their bestoffensive show 4-3loss toCatawbalast week. went 2 for 3 and Whitesides turned in 4) picked up a pair of unearned runs in of the season, pounding out 16 hits off The Cats opened the week with a another fine relief performance with the sixth,making the final score 6-1. four Catawba pitchers. Freshmen Keith double header against Gardner Webb. three shutout innings. Junior Jeff McSwain is expected to Helfant,Tim Waters, andJohnMahoney The Cats erupted for twelve runs, win- The Wildcats faced the North comeoff the injured-reservelist soonand hit 10for 16 with 12runsbetweenthem. ning the opener 12-6. Scott Weaver Carolina Tarheels Monday night. The willadd speedand power tothe lineup. Mahoneyled the way with four hits,in- picked up his first collegiate win with 18th ranked 'Heels rocked Davidson Davidson faces a toughBuffalo team cludingthree doublesand four RBIs. last-inning help from Walker. Weaver starterBobbyBarnes for four-firstinning Saturday before beginningits all-impor- Another freshman,Matt Walker, re- also led the Cats at the plate with a first- runs. Barnes then settled down and al- tant Southern Conference Schedule bounded from a recent injury,winning inning grand slam. Senior co-captain lowed justtwohits therestof the game. Monday with a double-header against his second gaime of the year in three Gordonbroke loose with three hits in as The Cats, however, had offensive nationally-rankedEastTennesee State at starts. Walker shut down the Indians many trips to the plateand collected five troubles of their own. UNC starting 1:00. Monday is hat day at Sarge Greer through four innings before yeilding six hits ontheday. DavidEmery went2for 4 piutcher Brad Powell (5-1), demonstra- Field. The first 200fans wearinga hat to runs in the fifth. Ed Whitesides relieved includinga two-runhomer. tingthe formthatprompted theSanFran- the game will get in free. Ruggers Trounce Belmont Abbey Wright to pounce into the inzone for a ByTOMHENRY score.Doug Ammar helpedCharlesJen- The Davidson rugby team trounced kins set upChris Klett up for a play.All Belmont Abbey 36-10last Saturday. the traditional workhorses of the team Abbey played a hard, physical, and grabbed themselves some glory with a uncompromising game;Davidson failed score save Joe MeMullen, perhaps the to turn pressure into points in an even hardest worker of them all. Charles Jen- first half.Chris Klettopened the scoring kins scored, and his second row partner Women's club lacrosse exhibited stye and increasingfinesse in and also set up ToddThompson withan Chuck Lifford surged over for the first last Wednesday'sgame against Guilford opportunity to scyth in for a try score ofhis rugby playingcareer. (touchdown). "Skipper" Brueggemann Though the day belonged to the for- kicked theextrapoints, leaving the score wards, the backs played well and WomensLacrosse at 12-10at halftime. smothered Abbey's counter-attacks. Davidson's Women's ClubLacrosse goalie. When Davidson players Ruthie InthesecondhalfPatMillenreplaced James Rampton was given one halfop- team defeated the University of North Farrior and Pam Strader volunteered to Patrick McMaster, who had caught a portunity, andthoughhe failed toscore, Carolina's women's club team 10-6 fill gaps in Carolina's line-up, Holden cleat under his left eye and needed ten he showedthe other twenty-nineplayers Wednesday afternoon. Thegame was the took over Farrior's spot in the goal. stitches. The forwards who had perse- on the pitch just how fast he really is. first victory in the team's two-year his- Charlotte Alston, Anne Hockett, and vered in the first period suddenly found Hunter Gourley also excelled with some tory. Davidson lost to Guilford College Susan Norman contributed goals to new unity and inspiration. Could it be demonic tackles, and freshman Tommy 13-5 on Saturday. Davidson's winningeffort. that they saw the kegs at the end of the Cardwell played a very steady game at An eleventh, unofficial point was Davidson plays at home again tunnel?Thisnew strengthallowed Theo fullback. scoredbyChrisHolden,theteam's guest Wednesday afternoon. Mens TennisRolls

ByTIMMCGAUGHEY The team traveled toWinston-Salem and faced Wake Forest University on JV^^k ham Bf^^^b^B Men's Tennis rolled over East Tuesday. TheDeacons came away with a» BI^^IP^LHate. fu^fl Strousburg, and obliterated Slippery an 8-1 victory. The tandem of Victor Rock before bowing toWake Forest this Taylor and Shep Robinson posted the week. Cats' only win. The match left the Saturday morning the Wildcats out- Wildcats with a 7-5 record for the sea- k. Ikaa^F hustled the East Stroudsburg racketeers son. to a 7-2 victory. Mark Nottingham, Sophomore team member Shep Craig Hall and Victor Taylor registered Robinson looks forward to late season especiallyimpressive wins. play against SouthernConferenceoppo- Davidson outclassed Slippery Rock nents which hefeelsshould "increase the (Pennsylvania)onMonday. Thenumber sharpnessofeachteam member."Robin- four seed,CraigHall,registeredhissec- sonhopes to win"forVictor[hispartner] ondconsecutive6-06-0demolitionofan the SouthernConferencetitle."The tan- RuggerstearitupinlastSaturday's victory over Belmont Abbev opponent. The Cats, losing only 1 set dem's only loss this season has been to duringtheafternoon,cruisedtoa9-0vic- NorthCarolina. They won key matches tory. over Wake andN.C.State. 12 Friday, April 1,1983/Thc Davidsonian From theLocker Room On TheMistreatment ofaHero BySTEVESOLID moment's peace. It was a big deal when he signed his high-flying hooks, and his I-can't-believe-that with UVA. He came to Charlottesville and found turnaround jumpers. Perhaps never before has so Saturdayafternoona heroquietlyretired fromthe "Ralph'sHouse"paintedontheColiseum. Inhisfirst much finesseandpowerbeenpackedintoonebasket- basketball courtof the DeeEvents Center inOgden, year there the press cooly permittedhis "freshman ballplayer. Utah, thousandsofmiles fromhis home inHarrison- mistakes," but they acknowledged greater expecta- Finally the press may say that Ralph Sampson burg, Virginia.As RalphSampsonentered thelocker tions for the future.— They constantly pursued the was his own problem. When Sampson was on the room, he leftbehindajubilantN.C.StateWolfpack, sheepishSampson "P.M. Magazine" sat in onhis court,thefour supportingplayersseemed toleave the which had just snatched from his fingertips a63-62 classes as ifto prove thebehemoth could learnmore game upto him. Only Ralph could take charge. But win and a berth in the Final Four. Although he was thanahook shot. whenRalph was off the court, it was as if they had taking offhis white UVA uniform—for the last time, As the years progressedand the championships somethingtoprove. Someoneelsecould take charge. his painful career wasnot yetover he hadto face didn't occur, the media incessantly ridiculed the The Cavaliers beat Houston without Sampson, once more the ravenous sports media and answer young man brought up in a one-television-station againstBoston Coillege they turned a one point lead theirtrite question. — — townandalarge,quiet family, theyoung man jittery intoan elevenlead without him.Onecould say there Saturday afternoon andforfour years a hero beforethebulbous camera eye.Themedia forgothis were two faces to the Cavaliersthis season. deservedbetter. 123 wins,remembered his 12 losses. One cannot rightly say, however, that, when it Sportswriters are the crudestpredators. Mostare Those 123 wins represent far more than anamaz- counted most, Ralph wasn't there.Downthe stretch failedathletes with asecond,bettertalent. Theystalk ing, three-digit win column. Sampson did things against N.C. State in the West Regional finals, young athletes and tearthem apart before theeyes of many of the greatestcolegiate athletes— never do. The Sampson scored 11 ofhis team's last 14 points.Ina thousands,sometimes evenmillions. OnTuesday an press vilified Herschel— Walker the Sampson of nightmarish,Edgar-Allan-Poe sense, thelast twenty- athlete is a basketball saviour; on Friday he's the college football for dropping out of school at the three seconds of Sampson'sa career were a micor- devil incarnate. So it has been withRalpnh Sampson lureof millions ofdollars. Although theNBA dang- cosm of the whole. Down by a point and needing a for thelast four years. ledmulti-milliooon dollarcontractsbefore Sampson, basket to win,Sampson, with defenders stacked up There in the interview room on Saturday, it was he had the guts and personal direction to stay in against him, watched helplessly as as teammate painfully evident that the sports mediahad placedtoo school. Remember Sam Bowie? He should be missed two shots. When he finally didget theball,he many of their ownexpectations— onSampson. Hehad graduating this spring, too. Sampton waseverything put it throughthe hoop,butit was toolate, thebuzzer failed himself,yes but hehad moreso failed their he was touted tobe;Bowie waslast seensittingon the had sounded,time had expired. expectations for him. For that they have verbally Kentucky bench, doing nothing for the Wildcats. If, as Ibelieve, athletes are examples of excel- crucified him. And there's alwaysPatEwing, who, somesay, isal- lence for therestofus to follow,thenRalphSampson Four yearsago, whenSampsonwasahighschool ready Sampson'ssuperior. Georgetownwasn't in the Hustrated a beautiful example Saturday afternoon. senior,he put the ShenandoahValley town ofHar- Regional finals. After four years of shouldering (alone) often-unde- risonburg, Virginia on the basketball map as pro- But Ralph himself is inmany waysbeyondcom- served abuse from an unfeeling media, he took the grams across the nation panted anddrooled over his parison. Iwas always at his chin^o- to that, flabbergasted —time answer their questions.— For on Saturday slender,7-4 frame.From that timeonhehasn'thada the-rim dunks,his slap-the-ball-to half courtblocks, for a whole carer ahero deserved better. Sports TriviaQuiz ByPETER BURR 4. Everyone knows that Willie Mays black player? Forbonus points, give the other major league team has played in 1. Everyone knows that Bill made the well remembered back-to-the- player's name,position, andyearhefirst three different cities? Wambsganss is the only player in MLB plate catch in the 1954 World Series on appearedin the majors. history torecordan unassisted tripleplay the warningtrack andstillheldtherunner 7. Everyone knows that Ron Guidry, ANSWERS in theWorld Series.Now the trivia. Who at third from scoring. Now the trivia. while compiling a 25-3 record in 1978, s.v pu«l is the last player to recordan unassisted Wlib hit the longball that made the play tied the American League record for oreo /Xj?3 sBsire^/BiqdiapBHMd »m 6 triple play inregular season play? famous? shutouts by a southpaw inonw season. CZ-6I '8£ 'J31UHuqof 8 2. Everyone knows that in1919 several 5. Everyone knows that RogerMans hit Now the trivia. Whose record did he s.qjnysqca L of the Chicago White Sox players were 61 homeruns in 1961 to set the Major equal? 6S6I involved in ascandal tothrow the World Leauge single season record. Now the 8. Everyone knows that Rollie Finger 'ss 'uaaiQ aisdiunj xog pay uojsog 9 Series. Now the trivia. Who beat the trivia.How many times wasMan'sinten- holds the major league record for most iuiq White Sox in the 1919 World Series? tionally walkedthat year? career saves (301(. Now the trivia. Who Suiqsq pojjrq 3|)ut:p\ Aa^oijAj touotx] c, 3. Everyone knows that Eddie Gacdel 6.Everyoneknows that JackieRobinson holds the major league record for most SUBipUI pUBpA3|3 'ZJJ3y\V 3'A f was the "Midget of St. louis" when he was the first black player admitted to the saves in a single season? ■8UIS|3Q UJIf £ wore number 1/8for the Brownsin1951. major leagues when the Dodgers signed 9. Everyone knows that the Braves spay ijcuupuQ aqx j Now the Trivia. Who wastheplayer that himin 1947. Now the trivia. Which was played in Boston and Milwaukee before 8961 'PUB|3A3I3 pinch ran for Eddieafter he walked? the last major league team to obtain a settling in Atlanta. Now the trivia. What a uojtfun|SJ!M 'ss iiosiniH uoy 1 Relays Davidson SPRING IS HERE Highlight Track Season ■■■PCJiHHfl ByBOYDBLACKBURN Iveyin the 1500m. The team started workingout in Oc- TheDavidsonRelays, an invitational tober. It's a small team with only 8 track meet involving nearly fifty mens womenand 22 men.They are nota threat and womens teams from as far away as to win the meets they're in because of Munsingwear, New York, will be held here thisFriday their size and an acutelack of field event M^^l??S^^^jj and Saturday. The meet has been the specialists: they won't compete in highlight of the track team's season fot enough events to qualify for the cham- the past 24 year. pionships. New coach Gwen Harris is looking CoachHarrishas insteadstressed in- forward to a strong showing from the dividual achievement and has pushed team. Jeff Carter, a 6'10" high jumper each runner tobeat his or her bestmark. will be very competitive. Only three She alsorealizes the need fora teamcon- jumpers in the meet have cleared 7'. cept and spirit, especially inthe relays. Laura Hills,wholast week set schoolre- She said "They've been very responsive cords ion the 400m andlong jump, will tothe things we'vebeendoing. Theteam be one of the top runners as will Frank is going to grow." TheDavidsonian/Friday, April1,1983 13 Opinions SaleofPublicForestsHarmful

But the North Carolina mountains have not always "The Reaganplan todispose of partofourforests would David McGee been as fertile as they are now. Around the turn of the impact uponNorth Carolina,ifit weresuccessful,byre- century the forest land inNorth Carolina,as well as in ducing our recreation lands,byparing the ability ofthe other parts ofthe country, were inhorrendouscondition forest service to continue to improve their boundaries due to poor management and severe soil erosion and and potentially even affecting our waterresources, de- No, Iam notanirate environmentalist writingan "I exhaustion. The Pisgah, Nantahala,and Uwharrie Na- pendingon where the tracts are located." Also,because hate James Watt" article. ButIam concernedabout the tional Forests have taken form as a result of decadesof ofthepredicted population increasesforNorthCarolina Reagan Administration'sproposed saleof71,000acres planning and land acquisition by the State and Federal before the nextcentury,public lands will be vitalin sus- of forest land in North Carolina. The controversy over governmentsspecifically for therestoration ofdamaged tainingthelivelihoodof North Carolina'speople. Reagan'senvironmentalpolicies did notcatchmy atten- forest land,the creation of watersheds,and public use. Last,Ithink anexample of whatcan happen whena tion until Irealized the changes could affect my home Butnow theReaganAdministration wantstoreverse private owner controls forest land will show how risky state,NorthCarolina. this trendbyopeningupsectionof forestland forprivate Reagan's proposal is. There is a large tract of land and Anyone who has driven north on1-77 in the fall has development. For example, the President's Asset Man- hour's drive from my home where Ihave camped and experienced the serenity and beauty of the North agementProgram proposes to sell ninety percentof the backpacked since Iwas eleven. A private organization Carolina mountains at a special time of the year. Uwharrie National Forest, 46,767 acres outof atotal of owns and maintains itasa wilderness reservation,much 22,000,000people visitedtheNorthCarolinamountains 52,353 (Charlotte Observer, March 20, 1983). The likeanational forest. Severalyearsago,anadjacentland in 1982, which indicates that therecreationalenjoyment forest service has never recommended such a large sale owner begancutting timber on one side of a mountain and benefit the mountains and forests provide North before,norhave thepeople ofNorthCarolina demanded which he claimed to own,butactually didnot. Onefall I Carolinians and many out-of-statetravelers isindeed im- it.Onereasonbehind theplanned land salesis that forest remember viewing the mountain in dismay, half of the measurable. service officials have had difficulty acquiringprivately mountain covered with trees and the other half Beyond their aesthetic value, North Carolina's ownedtractsofland surroundedbypublicly ownedland. haphazardlybulldozed so that theredearth wasexposed. forests meet other essential needs, serving as a habitat But the Reagan Administrationhas cut funds for the Later, both parties agreed to a co-ownership of the for wildlife and as an area for thedevelopment of water- purchase of these isolated holdings. Insteadof support- mountain,and the damagedhalf of themountain wasre- sheds and timber. Perhaps the latter two functions need ingthe forest services'sintentions,theReaganAdminis- seededand cleaned up. explaining. A watershed is a largeland area whichholds tration wants to abandon efforts to acquire enclosed Fortunately, this dispute did not result in permanent rain water,and gradually allows it torun off intoa lake propertyand marketmuchofthe landnow inpublic pos- damage to the land. Yet, under the ReaganAdministra- or stream. Presently, there are thirteen watersheds lo- session. Why should the Government sell public land tion's plan, an individual could purchase a tract of land cated onpublic land inNorth Carolina. Watershedspre- when there is already enoughnon-public land available and cut down all the timber onit with noconcern for the vent floods and create a constant flow of water year forprivate use? Apparently, theReagan Administration water supply of a nearby town. Forest management is round. As for timber development, the U.S. and State willapply the gainedrevenue towardsbalancing the fed- best carried out through public means because private forest services harvest timber by employing selective eral budget. But this practice could set abad precedent owners oftenlack theresources to maintain landprop- cutting, a methodofremoving timber withoutdamaging for future administrations: raising funds for governmen- erly. TheReagan Administration mustrealize thatopen- the entire forest. Most importantly, the forestsofNorth tal needs by liquidating public land. ing up public land for private development may bring Carolinaare valuableresources whichmakepossible our Jim Dockery, chairman of the N.C. Chapter of the more harmful effects than benefits. standardoflivingbyretainingtopsoilandproviding are- Sierra Club,projected the effects of theproposed land liable watersupply. sales in aMarch 20interview in theCharlotteObserver: McGee isa sophomorefrom Winston Salem,NC Christianity andthe ArmsRace: AReply

Jesus thatareconvenientis not what wascalled for inhis low his example. Neal Biggers followers. Thearticle'spresentationofour sideas the goodside Anotherproblem withthe articlein questionis thatit and theirside(presumablyany sideopposed to us)as the presumes that an effective nuclear deterrent is the only evil side shows an attitude more akin to recent state- waytomaintainan acceptablebalanceofpower.Froma ments by President Reagan than to the teachings of Iam writingin response to the article "A Christian Christian point of view this is not necessarily true or Christ.Ifind nothingin Jesus' teachingsagainstholding View on the ArmsRace" in last week's paper. Mypri- personal opinions or preferences regardingone form of mary concern here is not to argue for or againstthe nu- governmentor certain economic policies. Even a wil- clear arms race (although my position willbe obvious) lingness togiveone'slifefortheseidealsis notnecessar- but rather to point out some of the perversions of the Jesus...was in ily contrary toJesus' teachings,but totake thechance of basic Christian ideals that were made in an attempt to killing another for the sakeof one'sidealsis indirectop- give Christian support to the armsrace. position to Jesus' teachings and example. Making life The article said that the suggestionbyJesus to "turn and death decisions for other people isa responsibility the other cheek" (Luke 6:29) is valid only when one's full support ofa that Jesus reserved for God alone. confronter is also willing to turn the other cheek. This Thearticleinquestionbasesits argumentsonhistori- wouldcertainlymakeiteasier forpeople tofollow Jesus' cal and present responses to threats and fears by people suggestion;unfortunately,this misses the wholepointof who claim tobe Christians.Ifeel thatthisis adangerous his statement. The contextof the statement, as well as unilateral turning approach to take becauseof the weaknesses and"sinful- the many examples foundwithin Jesus' ownapproach to ness" ofeven thebest Christians. Ihave tried togo more life,show thathe was in fullsupportof a unilateralturn- directly tothe source of Christianstandards— for response ing of the cheek. Jesus wasreferring to a passive accep- of the cheek to such difficult situations in life the teachings of tance of the abuses offered by others along with con- Jesus himself. Admittedly Jesus' teachings were very tinuedlove andprayingfor the abusers.Ithink thatJesus idealistic and seemingly impractical for theevil world in was pointing out the fact that retaliationleads toa con- whichwelive. But tobeaChristian meanstoliveand act tinuouscycle ofrevenge whichcanonlybebroken when on thefaith thatthese Christianidealsare worthstriving one party "surrenders"or decides topassively acceptthe evenrelevant. Jesus was not concerned with the kindof for andevenmaking sacrificesfor. Whether or not there abuse without revenge. The whole idea of nuclear power represented in the political manipulations of are good reasons for using deadly weapons to defend in, weapons as a deterrent is based on theproclaimed wil-— peoples using force and threat. Theonly power he was what we belive the reasonsarenot tobe found within lingness touse the weaponsinretaliationifnecessary interestedinwasonein whichpeople were persuadedby Christianity. a proclaimed willingnessto discardthisChristianteach- reasonofexample — examplesoflove,forgiveness,and ing.This type ofselective adherence to the teachings of unselfish sacrifice. True Christians would strive to fol- Biggers isa seniorfromEagleSprings. NC 14 Friday, April 1,1983/Thc Davidsonian

TheDavidsonian Founded1917 Athletics or Education The new athletic complex isthe next itemon theTrustee's building agenda. Ifthe Trustees approve the AthleticDepartment's recommenda- tions,thenewcomplex wouldinclude a 5,000-7,000 seatintercollegiate basketball arena, a central administrative core, a natatorium, and a multi-purpose center. It would solve the scheduling problems at Johnstongym,provideahome forourswimming team, andgive ourbas- ketballplayers all thecourt they want. Thenew sportscomplex,ifapproved, willsignificantly improveour athletic facilities.But it wouldalso constitute a greatcommitment:mil- lionsofdollars infunds, several yearsofconstruction, and a lifetimeof maintenance. Thiscommitment willaffecteveryaspect ofthe school,fromtheants in Belk dorm to the students in the library. Though the funding of the construction of the complex will never affect the College's annual budget, the maintenance of the complex would certainly cut into it. Davidson faculty salaries arecomparatively low,inpart,because ofnon- academic expenditures. TheCollegeintends to solicita separate endowment for maintenance of the complex,butthis is "anideal situation"not a "practical one," ac- WD H«£* *sr WHEfcE Wf1lPUT TH£ cording to Vice-president for Development Jack Powers. In short, the U£W BUCKETSALL COOfcT. .. athletic complexbegs theage-old question,"Whichdo we want — athle- tics oreducation?" The Trustees have expressed a strong commitment to majorCollege basketball. They remember, misty-eyed, the days of Lefty Driesell and Letters Davidson's moment ofnationalglory. A5,000-7,000 seat arena— large enough for the student population withplenty of room for imports — is the first step toward big-time basketball;but is it a step we want to take? Dog Burning TheDavidson ofthe 1980s isnottheDavidson ofthe1960s.Over thelast To theEditor: decade, especially during the last four years, Davidson has made great This letter stands in protest against only a manifestation of a disturbedmen- strides toward national prominence in arenow most academics. We the the unnecessary and tragic incident re- tal state. highly selective college in the south according tosome surveys. Theav- ported in last week's Davidsonian. I Ido not expect anything to be done erage combined SATs of our students are climbing past 1200. We are realize that the dog found onthelawn of about this; nothing can alter the facts. sending our graduates to the best universities in the world.Inshort, we the SigEp house wasdead before it was However,Ifeel that it is important to let burned, are a small step away from national prominence in education, but for whichIam thankful.Idonot others know that Iwas neither amused takeexception tothe fact thatananimal's nor the I perhaps a giant leap away from the same stature in basketball. unaffectedby incident. canonly deadbodywasburned;what sickenedme hope that public protest will help dis- There is no question that Davidson needs better athletic facilitiesof wasthat whoeverdid it felt compelled to courage anyother personfrom behaving some sort. What is incontentionistheextent ofthese new facilities.The publicly display his unhealthy sense of in suchadestructive anddisgustingman- Trustees must guard against the temptation to build a sports Xanadu humor. It's sad to think that this kindof ner. when a sports complex willsuffice. behavior amuses some people.Isee init Clare M.Eckert No Popularity Contest Honor Council elections takeplace thisTuesday. We urge everyone Election Rules to vote randomly inthese elections. ToTheEditor: We make this suggestion in response to a basic problem which On Tuesday, March 22 at 5:00p.m. that the SGA would,rather than disqual- plagues thiselectionprocess: how does one ascertain a peer's qualifica- Mark Oldenburg, SGA Chancellor,met ify the candidate, bend the rules to tions fortheposition?Reading a poster about someone mayreveala new with thecandidatesfor theofficesof Sen- legitimize thecandidate'sactions. name, but that's about all. Only in rare circumstances does a certain ate,Student Solicitor,CCRL,andHonor Now tonight, Monday, March 28 a Council to inform them of the rules and memohas typeface reveal more integrity thananother. If,on the other hand, one been sent to the HonorCoun- regulations concerningeachrace.Inpar- cil candidates telling themthat the elec- shunscampaignliteratureand votes foran acquaintance withan unques- ticular,the candidatesforHonorCouncil tion has been postponed to give them tionablyresponsible nature, then theothercandidatesimmediately lose a were restricted— to door-to-door cam- "time to adequately campaign if (they) fairchanceat election. Voting withoutcompleteknowledgeofthecandi- paigning only no flyers, posters, or wish to do so." It also stipulates that dates isirresponsible andultimately unfair tobothcandidatesand voters. "parades." This wasclearly stated. 'campaigners' "shouldnotdefacetheof- Butbecause itis impossible tojudgesomeone's qualifications for thisof- Honor Council members are elected fice for which (they) are a candidate." fice,completeknowledge ofthe candidatesisimpossible. Furthermore, on— thebasis of their honor andintegrity SadlytheofficeofHonorCouncilRepre- two qualities which should be inhe- sentative wasdefacedwhenthefirstflyer picking a candidate on qualifications isimpossible because no one run- rently associatedwith theperson,rather washandedout.Thequestion whichnow ning can ever possess real experience in these positions; no adequate thanthequalityofhis handbills. needs tobe raisedis: To what extenthas trainingexists for theHonor Councilsavethe timea studentspendsonit. One candidate has clearly violated the SGAbeendefacedby itshandlingof At this point we make our plea for random elections, Consider the theonlyrestriction.Uponlearningofthis this campaign? candidates for theposts. Allhavesigned theHonor Pledge before arriv- violation,the SGAactedimmediately; it SpenceG.Millen bent the rules. The sent a — ing at Davidson; all theoretically possess redoubtable integrity. How SGA notice to Ed. note The candidate in question all HonorCouncil candidatesinforming actedunder the authority ofan many truly unqualified candidates can therebe? Because respect forthe the official themof "confusion"surroundingthe System not Code is essential for a strong Honor Council, and all connectedwith theHonor but because students actual format ofthe campaigning. It is with the SGA. His intentions were hon- to it, have sworn live by the interest candidates show by entering the disappointing that such "confusion" est;hebelievedhe wasjustifiedinhisac- competitionisqualification enough. couldexist.Itisevenmoredisappointing tions. TheDavidsonian/Friday, April 1, 1983 15 ABetterDefinition of Self-Selection

the opposition which made sticking to our arguments suggestions. First, it is an attempt to make "everybody dogmatically very difficult. happy," but it does not try todo this by making every- Tracy Thompson What we staunch "self-selectors" finally came up body play by the same rules. Second, it removes the with, after we let poor John go home, was what we be- perhaps unconscious but offensive idea of superiority- lieveisabetterdefinitionof"self-selection-" OUrideais inferiority, andexpands Davidson'ssocial possibilities, basically a rewording of the much talked about "two- by viewing it notasasystem withtwoormore "tiers"but The issue of Self-Selection seems to be in the tiered" system proposed by the fraternities but it is a re- as one school with at least three social-eating alterna- limelight these days. The SGA and the Patterson Court wording with which we can live. tives. Third,it eliminates a lot of the potential for hurt Council have set up study committees, the freshmen True self-selection is letting the individual choose feelings currently caused by ignorance,misunderstand- have recently "experienced" the process, studentshave the type of social organization and selection process ing or uncertainty by allowing all groups to lay their been filling outquestionnaires,and weeklyeditorials are under which he or she wishes to place him or herself. cards on the table. appearingin the Davidsonian. Clearly, we are gearing Thismeans thatifa person"selects" toparticipateinand Granted, our proposal is a compromise and one for upfor a change. embrace the traditional fraternity system, fine. If (s)he which we must still consider the specifics, but it is a Evidence of this is the determination with which believes that a house without such membership restric- compromise we,and we think others,can live with.And these two study committees have seized the issue. Both tions is more their style, that's fine too. And, if (s)he it isone we are willing tospend ourtime considering. It arein theprocessoffinalizingproposals, andtheSGAis feels thata fraternity or eatinghouse with a strong em- also breaks the "emotional stand-off between two dis- working towards a campus-wide referendum to be held phasis onorganizedsocialactivities(bandparties,etc.), tinct ideologies which was leading us nowhere. We still in the next few weeks. The purpose of this article is to believeinself-selection — that is,theinherentgoodness urge thoughtful considerationof theissueby thecampus beauty this system of letting the individual choose the group and not the as a whole before we are called upon to makea choice. The of group the individual,but we can't justify imposing this Myconcern is thatwearelimiting our scope,getting beliefoneveryone. caught up in rhetoric and semantical games and letting is that it does not presume Self-selection as a policy was adopted at Davidson our persona] desiresdictate what we think thecampusas when fraternities were the only socialoption oncampus. a whole should door think. I, for one, have fallen into Thechoice, therefore,not to join (either your choiceor this trap. to know what the campus theirs) meant the possibility of few organized social ac- Originally, Iwas going to writean "inspiredand im- tivities and thestigma of notbeing a fraternity man. The passioned missive" on the moral superiority of self- decision togo to self-selection was alsoareaction tothe selection. Iwas going to try to convince you that self- as a whole wants socially national mood and the economic condition of the court. selection was more in keeping with the stated ideals of People, nationwide were questioning the practices and the College, that we—have no "right" to judge others as philosophy of fraternities, and Patterson court houses fraternities do, etc. all the "familiar rhetoric"as Hall participation and house loyalty is not their thing, that's were suffering from money problems. Times and cir- and Tantillo called itlast week. ok too.Theimportant thing is-thatall threesocialoptions cumstances have changed;perhaps itis time for us tore- Although Iwill still argue these points if asked, I be available and that individuals be given the opportu- consider our system. have changedmy mind on what is thebestpolicy for the nity todecide which alternative suits them best. Ihave no— doubt that somethingis going to be pro- school as a whole. This "new" opinion comes, literally, Translated into a practical social policy for the posed soon there is just toomuch frustration and dis- asa result of hours of discussionamong friends and fel- Davidson campus, this means a strong national frater- satisfaction on all sides for things to remain as they are low self-selection advocates.— Please consider the result nity system,ahealthy self-selectingeatinghouse system today. We areeither going to have toenforce self-selec- of our debate carefully I, and those who agonized and a competitive, high-quality food service system all tion as it is written,rewriteour policy to fit presentprac- with me, don't want our sleepless nights tobe in vain. of which are viewed as equally attractive alternatives, ticeor comeup with a workablealternative. Isuggest the During our heated debate over the goodness-bad- dependingonindividual taste.Thebeautyof this system latter. ness,rightness-wrongnessof selectiveversus non-selec- is thatit does notpresume toknow what thecampus as a It is obvious that we all do not have the same taste tive social clubs, in an attempt todecide whatDavidson whole wants sociality (a ridiculous impossibility any- when itcomes tohow we wantto spendourtime, nor do should adopt as a whole, it became very apparent that way) and it does not present the three alternatives as we have the same philosophy or criterion for choosing suchargumentsweregoing toleadusnowhere. We were— "tiers"but as equals. our friends and associates.— Does this mean, however, not going to—changeour token fraternity man's mind Werealize that suchan ideal,theoretical answermay that we can't co-exist or benefit from the diversity? nor heours on thebasicquestion of how groupmem- have problems inactual practice and we arelookinginto bership should be determined. And the truth is, both thisnow.But, wedosee this as one viable answer tosev- Charlotte,NC "sides"could see the validity of certain arguments from eral of the problems with the present system and other Thompson is a seniorfrom

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Tothe Editor: Beeler Wholesale,Inc.;Giorgio's;Knox To TheEditor: Onbehalf ofKappa Alpha,I'dlike to Realty; Park's Rexall Drugs; Conder, We, the Freshmen listed below, SGA Weekend. As stated by Alex thank everyone who came down to KA Setzer, Hoover, and Associates, Inc.; would like toexpress formally ourdisap- McCallie in thearticle onSGA Weekend last Friday night and helpedraise money TheFlower Cart;TheVillageStore;Nat- pointment concerning the destruction in last week's Davidsonian, "Ulti- for the Muscular Dystrophy Association ural Resources; Withers Electric Com- that was done to the campaign posters mately, it is the attitude and behavior of atourM.D. disco. Thecampus was very pany; Ralph Quackenbush; and C. Mur- and signsofthecandidatesfor SGA Sen- the students that will affect them [the supportive, and asa result we broughtin rayMcConnell. ator. We certainly do not condone such prospectives]." Several prospective stu- $700 over indonationsatthedoor.Inad- The disco was successful only be- behavior,and we feel thatit does not re- dents commented to us about the graffiti dition,Iwant tothankthe followingindi- cause thecampus and theentire commu- flect the maturity levelofthemajority of and torn posters. Unfortunately, those viduals and businesses in and around nity supportedour efforts at KA. Again, theclass. prospectives saw immaturity and irres- Davidson thatdonatdkegs, money, and thanks to all. Not only does the destruction mean ponsibility ascharacteristicsofDavidson prizes for the dance: Southern Jack Cobb that hours and hours spent making and students. Wholesale, Inc.; House; Peregrine Chairman,KA M.D.Committee puttingup signshave beenwasted,butit While we realize that it is toolate to also representsa violationof theCode of affect this year's elections, we hope that Responsibility by which all Davidson this letter will express our concernover Correction College studentsareexpected to live. As the matter and will make a few students specifically stated in Section IV of the aware of what they are doing and will To the Editor: Code, "Therefore, students will not en- makethemrespecttheCodeof Responsi- Please allow me to correct your one who would like to attend, ana I gage in anyformofactivity whichresults bilityin the future. calendar which listed the Union Board would encourage those who are inter- in ormightnaturallyresult in (1)damage Molly Manville meeting as being on Monday inthe 900 ested in campus programmingor Union to property... ." and 39 other members of the freshman addition, Room.Themeetingsareactuallyheldon events toshow up andshare yourideas. In this behavior was even class Tuesdays at 5:00p.m. in theBigScreen CharlieLovett more inexcusablelast weekend because [A list of signatures is on file in the Room. These meetings are opento any- President,UnionBoard the prospective students were here for Davidsonian office] 16 Friday, April 1,1983/The Davidsonian CampusEvents

FRIDAY, APRIL1 WOMEN'S TENNIS:Guilford. Away 2 pm. GOLF:SouthernConference Practice. Raintree County MEN'STENNIS:West Virginia. Home. 10 am. COLLEGEBOWLPRACTICE.Green Room. 4pm Club. COLLEGEBOWL PRACTICE:GreenRoom. 4pm WORSHIP SERVICE.Big ScreenRoom. 7 pm MEN'S TENNIS: Western Carolina. Home. 2 pm. DAVIDSON RELAYS:Home 6p.m. BASEBALL:South Carolina. Away. 7:30 pm. WOMEN'S TENNIS: Gardner-Webb. Home. 2:30 POP FILM: Outland. Love Auditorium. 8 and 10:30 FINE FILM: Meet Me in St. Louis, Un Chien An- pm. pm. dalou.That's French.Love Auditorium.8 pm. COLLEGEBOWLPRACTICE. Green Room. 4pm. ICECREAMNIGHT.ATO. 10:30 pm. SPEAKER: Jack Healey. Executive Director of Am- SATURDAY, APRIL 2 nestyInternationalfor U.S. 00900 Room. 7 pm. DAVIDSONRELAYS: 8 am THURSDAY, APRIL7 DISCO. 9hundred Room. 10 pm. BASEBALL:University of Buffalo. Home. 2 pm. SUNDAY, APRIL 3 EASTER SUNDAY EASTERBUFFET VailCommons.

i 3fe^% ■-■■■' ■■■'v'-j^ .-^^^^^^ ■--^dj Bl^^ B^ '^^1 MONDAY, APRIL 4 GOLF: Southern Conference Practice. Raintree Coun- try Club. BASEBALL:East Tennessee State. Home. 1 pm. MEN'S TENNIS:Vermont. Home.2pm. COLLEGEBOWL PRACTICE:Green Room 4 pm JUGGLING:Morrison Room. 7 pm. HUMANSEXUALITY:Premarital Relationships. 9oo Room— .7 pm.We were skepticalabout this entry,but hey this 15 a liberal arts college after all. TUESDAY, APRIL 5 PREMEDICAL COMMITTEE: Conference Room 12 noon. CROPLUNCH:900Rum. 12:30 pm. GOLF: Southern Conference Practice. Raintree Coun- try Club. MEN'STENNIS;JohnsonC.SmithUniversity. Away. Spring Frolics Activities 2:30pm. Friday palace. See bananas the size of a natatorium. Locomo- COLLEGEBOWL PRACTICE: Green Room 4 pm AfternoonNewMusic Concert: withthe BrightProfile tionVaudeville returns toperform fitsofjuggling,danc- UNION BOARD MEETING: Big Screen Room. 5 and Let's Active. Locationin limbo due to sudden ap- ing and general crowd-pleasing. Nouveau games to pm. pearanceof golf course.Don't bringbooze. They'll give boot. 2:00. Chambers Lawn. FRESHMANCOUNCIL:Conference Room. 6pm. yousome. Return to prom night: Threshold returns after a two- JUNIOR PLACEMENT:900,000Room. 7 pm. PopFilm: TimeBandits withSean Connery and various year respite, to help us get down. Wa-a-a-y down, as HUMAN SEXUALITY: Panel Discussion on Monty Pythonrefugees.8 and 10:30 inLove. Elvis says. 9p.m. Commons. Homosexuality. 9.00 Room. 8:15 pm. Progressive Jazz: (as opposed to reactionary jazz) with Music,Floats,Sandwiches:Sigmund Cathexis (look it SGA. Conference Room. 9 pm. Cathexis in the 900 Room. 10 p.m. up) returns to the 900 Room, with food til 3 a.m. this DCFEXECUTIVEMEETING.Blue Rqom. 10 pm. Saturday time. Post-concert. 900 Room. Hangover all day. Everywhere. Sunday WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6 Carnival: Dunking booth, balloons,cottoncandy, and COFFEE ANDCOKES.— Chambers Gallery. 9:40 am. throwing up in the helicopter ride, deja vu. Chambers NOTE: The Union Board said (practically in unison), OPENLUNCHEON 90.0 Room. 12:30pm. lawn. 12:30. "This will be a Big Weekend you won't forget, so plan GOLF:SouthernConference Practice. RaintreeCountry Sundaeand Vaudeville: Colossal ice cream sundae in now to attend all the functions." Don't cross them; they Club. 12:30 pm. keping with Davidson's Omni-sized proposed athletic act as an amorphous whole.