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Want to dress as a girl? A new day in crosswords You could take some notes from Joey Katzen has whipped up ENTERTAINMENT Barry Watson and his buddies in something special in his Technique the new release Sorority Boys, debut, so you had better bring Technique • Friday, March 22, 2001 hitting theaters today. Page 25 your thinking cap. Page 27 Academy rolls out red carpet Sunday night The most glamorous night in Hollywood is upon us as the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences hands out the 74th annual Oscars at the Kodak Theatre. The Technique offers up its picks for this year’s honorees. Best Actor gory. This race is one of Oscar’s tight- Best Animated Feature est. Russell Crowe gave the dra- Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is matic performance of his life in A the Renée Zellweger of this catego- Beautiful Mind, bringing box-of- ry, meaning that it won’t win. This fice success and critical acclaim to movie was far too cartoonish. The this film. For as powerful as Crowe’s race here is between Monsters, Inc. performance was, Will Smith in Ali and Shrek. Monsters, Inc. wins in matches him pound for pound in the execution of the animation, with his similarly biographical portrayal Disney and Pixar the leading play- of Muhammad Ali. The time spent ers in this market. Shrek pulls it out on bringing Ali to life made this in the end, though, with its master- role Smith’s best, but Will Smith ful storytelling, the fact that critics on a good day isn’t as good as Den- loved this movie, even considering zel Washington on his good days. it for a Best Picture nod, and its John Q gave Washington one of his recognition as a serious movie best roles, which he portrayed with through its exhibition at last year’s incredible passion and realism. Sean Cannes Film Festival. Maybe if Penn and Tom Wilkinson also gave Disney comes out with Toy Story 3 banner performances in I Am Sam they’ll have a shot. and In the Bedroom, respectively, Best Picture but Washington passes them all with This race is a tough one to call, his gripping performance. Look as all five of these films are worthy for him to supplement his golden of their nomination. Gosford Park statuette from Glory this Sunday and In the Bedroom are the types of night. dramatic films that movie lovers cher- Best Actress ish, but are not quite special enough What is Renée Zellweger doing to merit the esteem of an Academy in this category? We liked Bridget Award. The movie world’s never Jones’ Diary and all, but that was a seen anything like Moulin Rouge movie star romantic comedy role, before, but then again, the movie not the kind that wins Oscars. Halle world had never seen anything like Berry is also a first-time nominee, Dude, Where’s My Car? before, ei- for her role in Monsters’ Ball, as is ther. A Beautiful Mind is the favor- Nicole Kidman for Moulin Rouge. ite in this race, but will prove to be This was Berry’s breakout year, and Photos courtesy AMPAS, Photo illustration by Ian Clark / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS too contemporary for the acclaim Kidman’s best work as well. How- Many of this year’s Oscar races are as difficult to call as the 2000 Presidential election, but the Technique has of Best Picture. It’s tight, but The ever, Oscars traditionally go to clas- done its best at prognostication. If you think you can do better, join our Oscars Forecast at nique.net/oscars. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of sically dramatic actresses (with the tresses in this category, both for their right, she nimbly shared the screen Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings: the Ring will be the winner for its exception of Julia Roberts in Erin roles in Gosford Park, but experi- with Russell Crowe, which is a feat The Fellowship of the Ring. The screen timeless qualities, spectacular cine- Brockovich), and there are two in ence doesn’t count in this category. unto itself. adaptation of this fantasy epic has matography, superior storytelling, this category. Sissy Spacek in In the Just ask Marisa Tomei, who won Best Supporting Actor created a powerful buzz yet may and amazing effects. The Lord of the Bedroom and Dame Judi Dench in Best Supporting Actress in 1992 With the recent DVD release of lose out very closely in categories Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is a Iris are classically dramatic actresses for My Cousin Vinny. Too bad that Sexy Beast, Ben Kingsley’s chances such as Best Director and Best Pic- movie that uses the best technology in classically dramatic roles, and it’s win takes her out of the running in to upset in this category are strong ture, leaving McKellen’s almost a filmmakers have to use to tell a sto- up to the Academy to decide. We this category. Kate Winslet’s been indeed. Also making this perfor- necessary pick. But none the less, ry that will be part of movie history like Spacek for her passionate por- nominated twice here, but hasn’t mance notable is the shattering of Kingsley has indeed delivered an for a long time. trayal of an embattled mother in taken home the statuette. She won’t Kingsley’s saintly persona (seen in outstanding performance that can’t one of the best films of the year. again this year as Jennifer Connelly Gandhi ). with his cold blooded be ignored and the follow up buzz The 74th Annual Academy Awards Best Supporting Actress: will win for her role in A Beautiful gangster role in Sexy Beast. Ian McK- that will accompany the DVD re- will be telecast live on ABC Sunday at Helen Mirren and Maggie Smith Mind. Not only did she prove her- ellen seems to be the heavy favorite lease of Sexy Beast should situate 8 p.m. To submit your picks, visit are the two most experienced ac- self as a dramatic actress in her own for his role as the sagacious wizard him to take the Oscar in this cate- nique.net/oscars. Celtic band Carbon Leaf Ferst Center Sells Out Rockapella blends different music styles By Bryan Basamanowicz while that description comes as close as Assistant Entertainment Editor any to defining the band’s genre, it could also be informative to add that the band Artist: Carbon Leaf incorporates many classic bluegrass, celtic, : Echo Echo and folk sounds. Label: Unsigned The drum beats vary from jazzy swing Genre: Folk beats to conventional pop styles. With Tracks: 13 the addition of the folky acoustic Rating: tttt sounds and the high pulsing counter- melodies of the and treble bag- Where do you place relevant musical pipes, Carbon Leaf promises to be a new talent, when there is no visible market for experience for the ears and a worth while such avant garde styles in music? Well, one at that. Coca-Cola has an answer; award them The band’s instrumental variety fits with the first ever Coca-Cola New Music in well with lead vocalist Barry Privett’s Award and let them play on television versatile tenor singing range. Carbon Leaf’s during the for sound seems at once overworthy of MTV an audience of twenty million. Carbon but utterly unheard of on the contempo- Leaf’s performance on the program marked rary pop music scene. the first time an unsigned band has played To see Carbon Leaf on MTV would Photo courtesy ROBERT FERST CENTER FOR THE ARTS on the AMAs in its 29 years of existence. be indeed too much too fast for the evo- It’s been two years since Rockapella’s last visit, and Tech has been waiting, evidenced by A five piece outfit from Richmond, lution of music. the sellout of tomorrow night’s concert at the Ferst Center. The opening acts are the two Tech , Carbon Leaf is a self-described a cappella groups, the girls of Nothin’ But Treble and the guys of Sympathetic Vibrations. “ether-electrified porch music” band. And See Leaf, page 26 24 • Friday, March 22, 2002 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT ...10101010101010 10101010101010101010101010...... Two Bits Urgent and alarming news from would be free to exercise their time ger and even later making sure your where today. After reading your again, and once again, no luck, but the Two Bits Man; did you know wasting skills unhindered and thereby away message was exceptionally witty. horoscope, you figure that since “to- you don’t lose hope for tomorrow. that it is impossible to lick your severely defame humanity. The day is young and you already day you will prove to be an insight- 12:43, www.clownpenis.fart is elbows? Well, it is. But I’m sure Time wasting in the face of feel exhausted from sleeping through ful, responsible and influential still not a real website and the lab anyone who would set aside the time mounting obligations is often a very your morning classes. person” your write up should be a write up has yet to be begun. Time to read this column is highly likely You’ve got a mountain of home- is going by, you figure you’d proba- to spend a good amount of time work to do, and a lab write up to be bly work better if you had some with their tongue out frantically seek- handed in by 3 p.m. Operating on food in your stomach, so it’s off to ing to reach for that forbidden seg- Since you have 4 hours of sleep, you finally sit down It’s a very sad Brittain for some motivational cui- ment of bone. Andif you could lick at your PC to start working, it’s sine. As customary, you walk away your elbow you’d probably find that absolutely no time to 12:17. Since you have absolutely situation, most people from Brittain feeling slightly more it’s not much different than licking spare, you naturally no time to spare, you naturally check begin picking their unpleasant and less motivated. Back your knee. But I guess you’ll never your email and then proceed to log at your room the clock reads 1:22, know. ...proceed to log on on to Instant Messenger so you can corns as teenagers in no sweat, you’ve still got more than Think of that piece of info as a to Instant Messenger read everyone’s away messages and an effort to gain an hour left to finish your write up. gift from the Two Bits Man to you. reread everyone’s user info. No one’s So it begins, you work until 1:45, Because after all, I know you’re al- and reread info has changed since last night so acceptance from their but your attention span, already hin- ways on the look out for new and everyone’s user info. you check your email again. There peers. dered by lack of sleep, is not hold- unexciting alternatives to studying are no new messages, so you go to ing on. All of the sudden it becomes and homework. That brings us to the bathroom. You sit back down at quite fun to pick at that corn on the topic for this week’s two bits your computer and it’s 12:30, about your toe whenever your write up session; laziness. intimate and complicated experi- time for you to seriously consider breeze. And while you’re browsing gets too difficult, and once you start Tech harbors some of the laziest ence for our typical Tech student. getting started on your write up. So the web, why not go ahead and check picking corns, it’s quite difficult to college students in the country. A Let me illustrate- the story goes, it’s you naturally figure you better check one more time to see if cut the habit. Not to digress, but it’s demanding school yes, but only be- noon, you were up late last night your daily horoscope online and find www.clownpenis.fart really exists. cause if it wasn’t, Tech students chatting on AOL instant messen- out if your love life is going any- “404 Page Not Found” pops up See Two Bits, page 26

Quiz Around Campus!

Do you know the difference between light and heavy petting?

1) A maintenance worker turned on the steam to Cloudman Hall, causing: a) Hightower to collapse. b) 14th Street to fill with wa- ter. c) a pipe to burst in Harrison. d) housing fees to double.

2) The Bradley-Turner foun- dation gave a $1 million grant to: a) support servant leadership internships. b) support parking deck up- dates. c) support the Dance Dance Revolution initiative. d) enforce SGA presidents to follow through on their platforms.

3) This is: a) Roger Ander- son on the court. b) a Tech student dealing with a major carpenter bee problem. c) Parking’s solution to fend- ing off those trying to sneak into the A05 deck. d) one helluva forehand.

4) For Derek to get fired from his job, he’d have to steal: a) a Caesar salad with a rasp- berry vinaigrette from the Stu- dent Center. b) his roommate’s Crocodile Hunter doll. c) Jamie’s copycode. d) Derek’s above that. He wouldn’t steal anything.

5) Dick Vitale: a) is awesome, baby! b) is scheduled to attend the college hoops awards. c) shows his frustration over not getting a table at Dish. d) is not the twin of either

Bucky or G. Wayne. answers: 1) c; 2) a; 3) a; 4) b; 5) b 5) b; 4) a; 3) a; 2) c; 1) answers: ENTERTAINMENT Technique • Friday, March 22, 2002 • 25

The Live List: Sorority Boys need to go back to school March 22nd... By Chris Webb They are flung like water balloons more stereotypical is the writer’s and beyond!! Contributing Writer from the KOK fraternity house into decision to make the most feminist the DOG house (twice) and once character of all, DOG president Leah COTTON CLUB (152 Luckie St.) 4/4 Hatebreed (404) 688-1193 4/5 Flogging Molly Film: Sorority Boys through their lawn sign. The frenzy (Melissa Sagemiller), a lesbian. http://www.atlantaconcerts.com/cottonclub.asp 4/17 Twiztid Studio: Touchstone culminates in a quite funny fight In the end, like any other gen- 3/27 Anti-Flag PHILIPS ARENA (1 Philips Dr.) 3/29 Soul Underground (404) 878-3000 Starring: Barry Watson, Harland scene, but not exactly with “swords.” der-bending role the lead charac- 3/30 Poison the Well http://www.philipsarena.com 3/31 Damian Marley & The Ghetto Youth Crew 3/25 Santana Williams, Michael Rosenbaum, Beyond only mild humor. this ters learn that women aren’t merely 4/4 The Next Level – Z93 Stage 4/8 Champions on Ice Heather Matarazzo movie is indecipherable. Is Disney tools. That is, unless you’re making 4/6 Millencolin 4/17 Crosby / Stills / Nash & Young 4/7 The Next Level – 96 Rock ROXY (3110 Roswell Rd.) Genre: Comedy (parent to Touchstone) trying to a movie marketed for teenage boys. 4/8 Tanya Donelly http://www.atlantaconcerts.com/roxy.asp MPAA Rating: R tell us fraternities and sororities pro- That small exemption allows for 4/12 The Next Level – 99X Stage 3/22 Ruben Blades 4/13 Big Wu / Strangefolk 3/30 They Might Be Giants Technique Rating: tt mote sexism? Or are the writers some random nudity, right? A di- 4/15 Eyes Adrift 4/12 Widespread Panic Movie: The Earth Will merely exploiting Greek stereotypes rector that sells its movie through 4/16 Vox Rox the Stage 2002 Swallow You 4/18 The Next Level – V103 Stage 4/13 Cracker Sorority Boys is stereotypical, sexist, because they are too incompetent gratuitous nudity cannot criticize 4/21 Local H 4/19 The Jennifer Nettles Band fake, and delusional. But, these ob- to think of characters with individ- the objectification of women. 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Hope- 3/27 Club D’Elf 3/29 Ghost Trane / Baseman / Captain Soular Cat 3/28 The Creeps 3/30 Push Stars / Hanging Francis fraternity is called Kappa Omicron Sorority Boys could have been used fully the Sorority Boys writers can 3/29 ph balance 3/31 Ed Zachary / X List Kappa (KOK) and the feminist-lean- as a real tool for criticism, but in- learn that lesson before Disney makes 3/30 Elf Power 4/1 Vito / Ten Speed / Leslie Clemmons 4/2 Hot Rod Circuit (Vagrant Records) and Further 4/2 Open Mic ing sorority girls are in Delta Omi- stead the writers merely serve a mixed an already-planned sequel. For those Seems Forever 4/3 Bluescat / Clinton Taylor Moon / Bobby Love cron Gamma (DOG). Not to be message. Members of the feminist who see this movie, look closely for 4/3 Toilet Boys And Broken Hearts 4/4 Plaid 4/4 Carbon Leaf / Ingram Hill outmatched, the other sorority on sorority DOG only find self-fulfill- Stephen Durst (a.k.a. “Flounder”) 4/5 David J 4/5 Tommy Thompson Band / Charlie Mars Band / campus, Tri-Pi, maintains a strict ment when they find a boyfriend. and John Vernon, popularly known 4/6 Anti-Pop Consortium Kenny Howes 4/12 The Catheters (SubPop) 4/6 Dash Rip Rock / Bonepony / Joint Chiefs pink clothing and blonde hair color What kind of feminism is that? Even as Dean Wormer. FOX THEATRE (660 Peachtree St. NE) 4/8 Robyn Hitchcock / Mike Viola uniform. 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From hairballs the size MASQUERADE (695 North Ave.) http://www.variety-playhouse.com (404) 577-2007 3/22 Rhonda Vincent / DaVinci’s Notebook of a small child to discussions of http://www.masq.com 3/23 Norah Jones PMS flows, the humor echoes a lack 3/22 Victory Records Tour Feat. Catch 22, Grade, 3/24 Micheal Brecker Quartet Reach the Sky 3/27 Bob Mould of direction. Periodically through- 3/28 Strife 3/28 Steve Smith’s Vital Information out the film the director must have By Doug Hyun / TOUCHSTONE PICTURES 3/30 Business 3/29 Jump Little Children 3/30 Cubanismo decided that the film wasn’t gross Harland Willams, Barry Watson, and Michael Rosenbaum are the enough so he added dildos at will. namesakes of the cross-dressing gross-out comedy Sorority Boys. chniqu 26 • Friday, March 22, 2002 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT

Now if you’re thinking that some- reasons) The solution: become an times it seems to disrupt the soli- Two Bits from page 24 how you non-engineering majors engineer. Leaf from page 23 darity of the album. If you’re in the are somehow immune from this And folks, I must honestly em- mood to listen to “The Boxer”, you a very sad situation, most people perpetual demotivation , try not to phasize, non engineers at Tech have All members of Carbon Leaf still most likely won’t be in the mood to start picking their corns as teenag- choke when swallowing these two absolutely no choice but to become attend their day jobs. It was but hear “Maybe Today” a slower, ele- ers in an effort to gain acceptance bits. From the cyber café to the lec- the most lazy people on earth. Re- months ago that the band was ac- gant but less elaborate and energet- from their peers. Hence the popu- ture hall acoustics to the campus sultantly, the lack of motivation customed to no more than playing ic piece that follows “The Boxer” lar TV ad campaign, “Picking Your topography, this place has been en- found in you Ivan Allen/Dupree for east coast audiences of 2 or 300 on Echo Echo. Although “Maybe Corns is Sick and Deformed if You’re gineered to produce engineers. shaft-dodgers is translated into im- hundred people. Last summer, the Today” is a commendable sampling A Teen”. Anyways, we all know It’s a world where deadlines in- mense and absolutely ridiculous band was just one of 1000 artists of Carbon Leaf’s music, it is almost that the Two Bits Man is personally spire hard work as opposed to gen- wastes of time. that submitted an entry for Coca too drastic a leap to take in all at involved on behalf of several causes uine interest, where problems are Research shows that non-engi- Cola’s New Music Artist Award. once. Such is the case with much of but for now it’s back to our story. solved or unsolved and the solu- neering majors spend on average 16 The Award is aimed at uncovering the album, sometimes the band can You figure you might work better hours a week looking at porn, whereas the best unsigned musical act in spread themselves out too thin across in the Student Center, where corn the overall Tech average is 12 hours America. 1000 was soon narrowed too many styles. picking isn’t permitted and it’s on a week, putting the non-engineer- down to 50 and then 10. From there, Overall however, the band of- the way to our lab as well so you The problem at hand ing average nearly one entire stan- five were chosen fers a unique, make the walk. for most Tech students dard deviation away from the mean. to attend a na- stimulating, and You walk in the front doors of And you management statisticians tional college inspiring expe- the Student Center, take two steps is... “I don’t like out there should know what I’m tour with stops in Carbon Leaf offers a rience for mu- up towards the second level and people and I spend talking about on many many levels. New Jersey, Cal- unique, stimulating, sic fans. stop dead in your tracks. You hear it How should you cope? My ad- ifornia, Ohio, It’s coming from within the recreation more time with my vice, don’t try therapy. I tried ther- North Carolina and inspiring difficult howev- area, it’s an irresistible rhythmic force computer than I do apy and the problem was that my and Texas. experience for music er to imagine ex- that pulls you in using a lasso of therapist kept trying to tell me that Three bands actly what radio funk and before you know it you’re with my clothes on.” I needed to not worry so much and survived and fans. programs they down 80 cents and making a fool of be so hard on myself. So I thought, went on to play would fit into. yourself on Dance Dance Revolu- great, I’ll just go with the flow and at a showdown in They’re too tion, but you don’t care because tions are right or wrong, where dec- get my work done when I get it L.A.’s El Rey theater. Carbon Leaf folky to imagine hearing on 99X you’re at Tech and the alternative is imal places matter and grammar does done. But then I thought, but hey, was the last band standing and shortly and too avant garde to attract the just not quite as funky. That’s usu- not. It’s an institution not a college. I’m a lazy piece of crap who doesn’t went on to play at the AMAs. demand of stations. ally how the story ends. It’s a two bit world that doesn’t give want to do any work whatsoever Carbon Leaf’s latest in a series of It would definitely be a challenge By committing your college ca- two bits about you and your inter- and self-loathing is clearly my best four self-produced , Echo for any record company to carve reer to this fine Institute, you have est in human nature, philosophy, course of action. Trust me, the se- Echo, showcases many aspects of out a niche for this band. But if it selected a trial by fire. It’s Tech’s foreign cultures, and it cares even cret to success at Tech is feeling bad the band’s talent. The first track on could be done, the payoff would be demands vs. your willingness to ig- less about your aspirations to open about yourself and maintaining a the CD, “The Boxer”, (the song well worth it. Carbon leaf has stirred nore them in favor of wasting time. your very own business with poor self-image. played at the AMAs) is a feel good, up a swarming buzz since its ap- You see, aside from sparse, disturb- www.clownpenis.fart as the home- With that in mind, this is the fast paced number that at once proves pearance on the AMAs. Their web- ingly unnatural cases, there is only page. Two Bits Man wishing you all the the band’s ability to get your atten- site had to be shut down due to over so much love one can really have for People are not here to explore, best of luck and seriously, next time tion, yet it doesn’t come close to trafficking on the message board fluid dynamics. Sure, it’s great to but to fix. The problem at hand for you’re thinking about picking at sounding at all like contemporary and Echo Echo is on ’s top pick up girls with the line “hey baby, most Tech students is usually some- the corn on your toe, try licking pop. thirty sales list. With another na- how about we meet at my place at thing along these lines: “how am I your elbows instead. It’s much less The album is full of variation, tional tour in the works, the pros- nine tonight to study fluid dynam- going to make a lot of money? I rewarding than corn picking and each song seems to offer something pects for Carbon Leaf are wide open. ics?” But in the world of books, don’t like people and I spend more will have you back hitting the books different than its predecessors. While homework and exams, such a field time with my computer than I do before you can say this variety is commendable and Carbon Leaf hits Atlanta April 4 at of study is far from inspiring. with my clothes on.” (for various “www.monkeytesticle.poop.” shows the band’s versatility, some- Smith’s Olde Bar. ENTERTAINMENT Technique • Friday, March 22, 2002 • 27 Chloe’s Crossword First Edition By Joey Katzen 69. Not more 1234 5678 91011 Contributing Writer Down 1. Escapes 12 13 14 15 16 Across 2. Iridescent stone 1. Rye unit 3. Med: Syn suffix 17 18 19 5. Command to a fly 4. Buoyant 9. A. E. Neuman publication 5. Snowboard alternative 20 21 22 12. Adam’s stigma 6. Nazi deputy Rudolph 14. Ode on a Grecian Urn’s author 7. Hippocratic, for instance 23 24 25 16. 1 or 11 8. Lazy 17. Purposely self-humiliating 9. Bouvier or Rodham 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 19. Anger 10. Real estate unit 20. Disreputable, as in a politician 11. Bambi, for instance 33 34 35 36 21. A cold one could be turned 13. Skin rash 23. Fahr. or Cel. 15. Long boat oars 37 38 39 40 25. Stagnant marsh 18. Greek god of marriage 41 42 43 44 45 46 26. Polytetrafluoroethylene and Polystyrene, e.g. 22. Hilo celebrations 30. African antelopes 24. First amendment freedom 47 48 49 50 33. Detergent option 26. I Think, to Pierre 34. Vis a vis 27. Cicero action 51 52 36. Dawn moment 28. Boggs or Howey feature 37. Snatches 29. Shelled animal 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 39. See partner? 31. To last, to Marie 40. UJC Justice Cames 32. Golden Gate and Brooklyn 61 62 63 41. Acts as a hobo 35. Adjust 43. Prussia’s entry into Paris 38. Drinks from a canteen 64 65 66 46. It follows X or Hu 42. Appeared 47. More strange 44. Pinkish fruit 67 68 69 49. Uses 33 across 45. Mix in 51. Death in the Family playwright 48. Plunders 52. A low ridge 50. Hygienist type 53. Tortoise ability of note 53. Ajar 57. Cotton candy purchaser 54. Chief component of urine The answers to the first Chloe’s 61. MLB or NHL 55. Past tense of 48 down 62. Gobstopper quality 56. Helen’s hometown 64. Rocket suffix 58. Eat Crossword may be found on page 21. 65. Crusoe creator 59. Son of Seth comments? concerns? email 66. Math puzzle tower of note 60. Protection 67. Parliamentary dissent 63. Virginia college’s namesake, with Washing- [email protected] 68. Eye ailment ton you still have some time... predict who will head home Sunday night with the little golden man. nique.net/oscars entries due Sunday at 6 p.m.

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