The Observer VOL. XXV. NO. 28 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1992 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Hesburgh joins AIDS council By GERALDINE HAMILTON Additional members of the News Writer advisory council for First AID are Senator Bill Bradley, D-N.J., Father Theodore Hesburgh, Wayne Gretsky, Joe Montana, president emeritus, has become Michael Keaton, Ann Landers, a member of a twelve person Rep. Louis Stokes, D-Ohio and advisory council for First AID, a James DeBartolo. fund raising project to benefit the National Association of Hesburgh has given his full People w ith AIDS (NAPWA). support the the First AID cause. First AID will consist mainly “This is a brand new organi­ of a nationwide telephone auc­ zation,” he said. “There are a tion in November. The auction, number of different programs conducted via a 900 number, and it has the credibility be­ will include one-of-a-kind ex­ Theodore Hesburgh cause what it is doing is a good periences such as a game o f thing.” one-on-one with an NBA star, a Hesburgh’s role in the orga­ game of monopoly with a AIDS,” Hesburgh said. “A stand nization First AID is “endorsing prominent real estate developer needs to be made and I am w ill­ First AID’s efforts of helping or a lunch date with an in­ ing to assist.” people with AIDS. Hopefully triguing personality. The main goal of the First AID people w ill give money that Hesburgh became involved in project is to make money to they would not have other­ the project when a member of assist AIDS victims. wise,” he said. First AID approached him. “This is a good group of peo­ All proceeds for the First AID “They asked if I would help. I ple associated with good actions auction, along with the net pro­ agreed to because people have and that will lead to the raising ceeds from the 900 number, been stomping on people with of money,” said Hesburgh. w ill go to the NAPWA. HPC to fund relief trip bus transportation By BEVIN KOVALIK but the budget committee will to Mike Arsenault, project News Writer meet to decide how much organizer. money will aid the hurricane The Hall Presidents’ Council project. This fee only covers the food (HPC) agreed to help fund the “HPC will fund $3500 as a costs, so the project organizers bus transportation costs for the base level and we may go up appealed to HPC because the Hurricane Andrew relief from there,” Coyle said. cost of the entire trip will be The Observer/ Julie Kozdras project in Miami over October approximately $7,000, he said. break, according to Jason Forty-seven students from HPC also passed a resolution Taking a breather Coyle, HPC co-chair. Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s for the institution of a will participate in the Miami While waiting for a lunch date, Pangborn freshman Karen Lanigan Money made from “The committee which w ill assess Shirt” sales will be used to fund reliefrelief project, project, and and the the fee fee per per relaxes in Debartolo after her morning classes. Shirt” sales will be used to fund the hurricane project, he said, student will be $40, according seeRELIEF / page 4 Former New Mexico governor addresses Hispanicissues By NICOLE MCGRATH “I*1 thought something was A Although lth o u g h AAnaya naya served as WhenWhen President President Reagan Reagan made made NotreNotre Da Dame. Opening doors and News WriterW riter wrong with me but it is all part NewNew Mexico’s Mexico’s Attorney Attorney General General his his 1985 1985 state state of of thethe union union beating beating down barricades are of the bigger picture,” said and Governor, from 1983-1986, address, the Democratic part of being a Hispanic role Hispanics must overcome any Anaya. The bigger picture in­ he stated that being a role National Committee asked model, said Anaya. obstacles they may face in cludes a flawed Constitution model “is not the main aspect of Anaya to be their spokesperson “I wish I were twenty years order to succeed in their role in which is often being redefined my life.” and respond nationally. Anaya younger because of the great life no matter what role it may and institutional racism, he “ I would suggest being a role turned them down and then upcoming potential,"he stated. be, according to former New said. model be the by-product of your unknown, Michael Dukakis, Although Hispanics have not Mexico Governor Toney Anaya. Currently there are about life and pursuit of happiness took the spot and began his reached the Fortune 500, they One such obstacle occurred 450-500 Hispanic undergrad­ should be your goal,” said presidential bid. are becoming CEO’s at places when Anaya and his staff be­ uate and graduate students but Anaya. “I declined the offer not real­ such as Coca-Cola. The His­ came targeted in 13 FBI inves­ there are no Hispanic faculty $tudents should prepare izing that, as a Hispanic, I could panic community w ill be the tigations and at least one CIA members at Notre Dame, ac­ themselves with education and have laid out my ideas for what single-largest minority group by report for openly opposing the cording to Anaya. training, according to Anaya. the country needed,” he said. the year 2000, said Anaya. policies of former president “It is not a surprise and is the That includes being able to rec­ Students have a responsibility Being able to do one’s best Ronald Reagan’s administra­ same story I hear all over the ognize opportunities and acting to challenge themselves to getshould also lead to Hispanics’ tion. country, "he said. on them. the best education they can at seeANAYA/ page 4 Commons owner may face possible $500,000 in fines

By JULIE BARRETT cited for minor in a tavern were Assistant News Editor Megan Junius, junior class treasurer, Scholastic Managing Pasquale Anastasio, owner of Editor Margaret Kenny and The Commons, faces suspen­ Sherri Vitale, Notre Dame sion or loss of his liquor license tennis player. and a maximum fine of $500 Cited for producing false for each of the minors cited in identification and minor in a Friday’s S.U.D.S. raid if the case tavern were Stacey Bowman of is brought before the Indiana Campus View Apartments, Alcohol Beverage Commission Jenny Ford of Siegfried Hall, (ABC), according to Sgt. Erik Hanson of Planner Hall, Gregory Deitchley of the Indi­ Barbara Maloney of McCand- ana excise police. less Hall, Sean O’Reilly of Grace Indiana excise police charged Hall and Brian Weiford of Anastasio for allowing minors Dillon Hall. in a tavern and allowing minors Notre Dame students cited for to loiter, Deitchley said. minor in a tavern include The case has been referred to Michael Leahy of Alumni Hall; the prosecutor of the ABC, who Laurie Niemann of Badin Hall; will decide whether to pursue Alfred William of Carroll Hall; charges, he said. Jason Anderson, Donald Ber- S.U.D.S. cited 100 individuals gan, Michael Ebner, Edmund for minor in tavern violations, Galka, Gregg Gallagher, Kory The Observer/ Maureen Long including seven for producing Klem, James McMahon, Chris Job searching false identification, according to Monahan, Mark Naman, Gre­ Sgt. Moon of S.U.D.S. Two were gory Nordhoff, Branden Parker, Seniors Stan Sawicki and Johnathon Shutlz submit their resumes to companies at the career taken into custody. placement office in the Hesburgh Library basement. Monday was the first day of interviews through Among Notre Dame students seeCOMMONS / page 4 the office. page 2 The Observer Tuesday, September 29, 1992 INSIDE COLUMN WEATHER REPORT Forecast,or noon' Wednesday, September30 FORECAST Partly sunny and Clinton isn’t all cooler today with a Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. high around 60. Sunny and warmer he’s wrapped Thursday with highs in the mid 60s. up to be TEMPERATURES C it y H L Smooth talker wanna­ Anchorage 45 33 Atlanta 70 66 be’s, take a lesson from Bogota 59 43 Bill Clinton. Boston 77 61 Cairo 84 66 His accomplishments in Chicago 69 50 Arkansas over the last 12 Cleveland 69 44 Dallas 83 57 years of governance Detroit 69 43 include the deserved Indianapolis 71 45 Jerusalem 77 57 nickname “Slick Willie.” 1 Anna Marie .S DANIELLE London 63 59 should know, I live there. Los Angeles 92 71 Tabor Madrid 72 52 Most people in the U.S. Saint Mary’s Editor Minneapolis 74 51 know him only by sound­ Moscow 63 48 100s Nashville 75 52 bites and campaign promises on TV. They New York 70 59 haven’t been on the receiving end of his slick FRONTS: Paris 68 61 Philadelphia 73 63 rhetoric...yet. The thought of Bill Clinton as Rome 81 61 president scares me. ▼ V Seattle 66 46 S ou th Bend 63 49 COLD WARM STATIONARY His famous last words to the people of 1992 Accu-Weather, Inc. Tokyo 70 57 Arkansas were along the lines of “Read My Pressure W ashington, D C 74 65 Lips.” Before the last campaign in Arkansas, we H L s s sa s E3 & <£Q were promised that he would not run for HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT CLOUDY CLOUDY president if we re-elected him governor. Funny, look where he is now. Let’s take a look at Billy-boy’s track record. Arkansas can boast having the largest city in the country without an accredited four-year TODAY AT A GLANCE college. That city is my home town, Fort Smith pop. 70,000. What else has the education governor done for Astronomers spot comet education in the state of Arkansas? According to WORLD ILOS ANGELES — Comet Swift-Tuttle, which pro­ “State Rankings 1992: A Statistical View of the duces Earth’s spectacular Perseid meteor shower every August, has been spotted for the first time in 130 years, 50 United States,” Bill hasn’t done much. For Ferries attacked bv sea pirates______astronomers said Tuesday. Its reappearance came more 1991, Arkansas ranked 49th in the average ■CHITTAGONG, Bangladesh— Two ferries carrying than a decade later than expected by many salary of classroom teachers, $9,975 less than about 300 people disappeared Tuesday in the Bay of Bengal after being attacked by sea pirates, police and astronomers, including Brian Marsden, director of the the national average. survivors said. Fishermen rescued about 25 people who Central Bureau for Astronomical Telegrams. But in a The Teacher Testing program he set up when jumped into the sea after the pirates fired guns at the 1973 study, Marsden also predicted the comet might I was in sixth grade was bogus. The teachers two boats, said police in $andwip, 15 miles from show up late this year if it failed to appear between themselves told us so. Incompetency lived on. Chittagong. The authorities said the boats, which were 1979 and 1983. Until now, the longest time span after Arkansas comes in tenth in school-age crossing the Sandwip Channel, neither arrived in which a comet reappeared as predicted was 76 years population as a percentage of total population in Sandwip nor returned to the port of origin, Sitakund, for Hailey’s Comet, Marsden said from his agency in 1989, almost two percent above the national and that a search boat had been unable to track down Cambridge, Mass., which reports new discoveries for average, yet enrollment in elementary and the vessels. Mohammad Hedayetullah, one of the res­ the International Astronomical Union. secondary schools hits the bottom half. cued passengers, told reporters one of the boats had capsized but could not say if the passengers had Arkansas also ranks 43rd in percent increase Kevorkian assists in woman’s death in teacher salary from 1990-1991, 48th in per drowned or were captured by the pirates. ■DETROIT— Doctors treating a capita state and local government expenditures woman for terminal lung cancer for education in 1990, and an unimpressive met with Dr. Jack Kevorkian and 47th in expenditures per pupil in public NATIONAL shared her medical records with elementary and secondary schools in 1991. him before she committed suicide These are the grooming years for higher Woman murdered by blind date______with Kevorkian’s help, his lawyer education. I don’t even want to touch on the ■HASTINGS, Minn.— A man drugged, stabbed and says. two-year community college in Fort Smith. dismembered a woman he met through a personal ad Lois Hawes’ doctors knew that All through my education in Arkansas, he was and dumped body parts along a road, authorities say. she planned to kill herself, referred to by the teachers as “our beloved Thomas Schultz, 41, of Richfield was jailed on $1 mil­ Geoffrey Fieger said in Monday’s governor,” and not kindly. lion bail on charges of murdering Pamela Lindstrom, The Detroit News. He would not identify the doctors. Hawes killed herself by inhaling carbon monoxide Work-wise, there is decent opportunity, 42, of South St. Paul. Lindstrom’s body was found Sept. Saturday with Kevorkian present. It was the fifth ranking 9th in the average work week of 23 at her home, wrapped in garbage bags, authorities suicide the retired pathologist has assisted since 1990. production workers on manufacturing payrolls said Monday. Some parts, including the liver, were missing. All involved people suffering from terminal or painful in 1991. The only thing is, the weekly earnings chronic illnesses. Fieger said it was the first time the of production workers on manufacturing self-styled “suicide doctor” has received complete payrolls in 1991 comes in at 47th, $132.30 less cooperation in a case. than the national average. In essence, you’re worked like a dog for peanuts. What ever is Bill Clinton such a hot ticket in America? Is it his Depped do? His slick OF INTEREST rhetoric? I wish spring break was held before election time. Come on out to Arkansas and see for yourself what little Clinton has to brag ■An open Alcoholics Anonymous meeting will be ■Ernst & Young and Baxter Healthcare Corporation about. today at 6 p.m. in the Office of Drug and Alcohol Educa­ will present an interactive presentation on public and The views expressed in the Inside Column are tion, LaFortune Mezzanine. corporate accounting today at 7 p.m. in room 223 those of the author and not necessarily those of Hayes-Healy Center. The presentation is sponsored by The Observer. ■Elan, an ND/SMC Dancecompany will hold audi­ the Notre Dame Accounting Association. tions tonight at 6:30 p.m. in the dance studio in the basement of Regina Hall, SMC for anyone interested in ■The College Democrats Clubwill meet tonight at 7 Today's Staff performing with the company for the fall semester. For p.m. in the Center for Social Concerns auditorium. more information call Elaine Savino at 283-1279.

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GOLD ■ In 1982: The situation comedy “Cheers” premiered on + .40 to to $348.20 The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday DOWN NBC television. through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The 827 SILVER ■ In 1991: The military in Haiti overthrew Jean-Bertrand Observer is a member of the Associated Press. All reproduction -.005 to $3,478 rights are reserved. Aristide, the country’s first freely elected president. Wednesday, September 30,1992 The Observer page 3 Starmann: McDonald’s Corporation seeks JsJDStudent robbed 80 percent waste reduction within two years By JULIE BARRETT against the passenger-side Assistant News Editor window of the student’s car and By THERESA ALEMAN He highlighted some of Mc­ waste is organic, the corpora­ demanded his money, Hurley A Notre Dame student from said. The student gave the man News Writer Donald’s efforts to reduce tion is researching ways to waste in its thousands of reuse it for soil nutrient, he Morrissey Hall was robbed at the $2 he had, and the man fled the scene on his moped. The The goal of McDonald’s Cor­ restaurants, including said. gunpoint at 1:10 a.m. Sunday student was not injured. poration is to reduce waste by packaging and waste reduction. morning while stopped in his The suspect is described as 80 percent over the next two Starmann said McDonald’s is car at the intersection of Notre years, according to Richard Starmann said McDonald’s committed to reducing, reusing Dame and South Bend Avenues, being a white male, 6 1 ” and Starmann, senior vice president change in packaging from and recycling its waste while said Chuck Hurley, assistant 175 pounds, with brown hair of the corporation. polystyrene to quilted paper serving the fast food needs of director of Notre Dame and of medium build, wearing a wrap is “good science, not just its customers. Security. dark jacket w ith gold sleeves, a white baseball cap and blue “Environmental responsibility good headlines.” The robber tapped a shotgun jeans. and good business are not “There are no easy solutions, contradictory,” said Starmann McDonald’s is currently but we are integrating perma­ Tuesday as p art o f a two-day working with the Environmen­ nent changes to become envi­ Experimental aircraft crashes lecture series on “Business tal Defense Fund to research ronmentally sound,” he said. Leadership in the Environmen­ and implement more recycling Attacks by the environmental But Rep. Pete Geren, a lead­ tal Crisis.” practices to reduce waste. In media are unfair, he added. WASHINGTON (AP) — The ing congressional backer of the addition, since 34 percent of its crash of an experimental V-22 V-22, said the Pentagon con­ “McDonald’s serves break­ tilt-rotor aircraft that claimed clusion was a good one for the fast, lunch and dinner to 18 seven lives in July was caused embattled program. million people per day — that’s by a combination of a flash fire, “Everything that this report America twice a month. But engine failure and a failed suggests as a likely cause of the there’s a downside to being drive shaft, the Pentagon said accident is something that is leader of the pack,” he said. Tuesday. correctable without calling into The crash occurred as the V- question the tilt-rotor technol­ E S fi “ We at McDonald’s want to be 22 was making the transition ogy,” said Geren, whose Fort sure we’re doing the right thing from flying like an airplane to Worth, Texas district is home to to protect the environment for landing with its rotors tilted at one of the V-22’s developers, the next generation,” said a 60-degree angle, the Bell Helicopter Textron. Starmann. Pentagon said in a statement. “It was a terrible tragedy, but The document did not make this report should put to rest clear whether the problems any concerns that the technol­ A m e rica ji arose from a design flaw or Spanish Mass Red Cross ogy itself is flawed,” he said. % + some defect in a part or parts. Three Marines and four civilians died when the proto­ type plunged into the Potomac River on July 20 while trying to land at the Marine Air Station at Quantico, Va. The aircraft, also known as the Osprey, has tw in rotors that allow it to fly like an airplane at Todos Estan Invitados speeds of 300 mph, then tilt its S ta rtlin g rotor blades to allow it to hover and land like a helicopter. The statement said the Navy All Are Welcome CHECKING ACCOUNT Mishap Board has determined that a combustible fluid be­ lieved to be lubricating oil I NO MONTHLY SERVICE FEES I FREE FIRST ORDER OF pooled in the forward part of domingo, 4 de octubre When you write 8 checks or less CHECKS Standard design the right engine housing and was drawn into the engine’s air inlet area. I NO M INIM UM BALANCE I PAYS INTEREST AT When the fluid ignited in the 10:30 a.m. COMPETITIVE RATES engine, it set off flames that I FREE INSTANT CASH caused the engine to fail. A Breen-Phillips Chapel ATM ACCESS flash fire reaching 900 degrees Fahrenheit ensued and dam­ aged the drive shaft, which ul­ Come to expect the best. timately failed.

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C ongratulations J im & Sharon ATTENTION FUTURE HOLLYWOOD STARS: Sunbeam Productions needsEXTRAS for a film can strike a shooting in South Bend which takes place on the Notre Dame campus in the sixties. If interested, men should let your hair and AMERICAN V CANCER sideburns grow NOW for a late 60’s look. ? SOCIETY" Stay tuned for more details. page 4 The Observer Wednesday, September 30, 1992 Congressional report casts doubt on Patriot missile claims WASHINGTON (AP) — The are supported by the strongest is only about one-third of the 25 40 percent. The GAO report fective against short-range bal­ strongest evidence indicates evidence that an engagement percent success rate the Army said the Army now reports listic missiles. Patriot missiles in the Persian resulted in a warhead kill.” now claims as supported by the there is at least some evidence Evidence that could offer a Gulf war knocked out incoming Before the numbers were strongest evidence, and is far to support a 52 percent com­ more complete evaluation of Iraqi Scuds in only four cases, classified, the Pentagon had below the Pentagon’s earlier bined success rate for the two the Patriot’s performance is according to a General Account­ reported a total of 47 cases in claims. countries. unavailable because the mis­ ing Office review released which Patriots were fired to The Army initially claimed GAO defined “ the strongest siles were operated under Tuesday. intercept Scuds in Saudi Arabia that the Patriot achieved an 80 evidence” as instances in which wartime conditions that were The GAO, the investigative and Israel. The 9 percent figure percent success rate in Saudi Scud debris or radar data not conducive to gathering arm of Congress, said “about 9 would then represent four Arabia, and 50 percent in Is­ indicated a Scud was destroyed definitive information, the in­ percent of the Patriot’s Opera­ engagements. rael. Those claims were later or disabled after a Patriot vestigators said. tion Desert Storm engagements The report noted that kill rate scaled back to 70 percent and detonated near it. In a statement, the Army said The Patriot is a surface-to-air while it disagrees with the GAO Hispanics but it w ill not be easy his higher education. missile guided by radar which over what the information Anaya electing one into office, said “At eighteen, I got to Wash­ was upgraded during the Gulf shows. Anaya. ington D C. with $700 in my War in an effort to make it ef­ continued from page 1 “The United States is still not pocket ready to conquer the ready for a minority president,” w orld,” said Anaya. awareness of their place in so­ he said, for many reasons. In all the advice he gives, ciety and in American history, Hispanics are beginning to Anaya admits the best words he according to Anaya. coalesce into interest groups as received was from his mother. This awareness includes un­ well as being elected to local “Mijo, cuida a tu familia, ” re­ Attention All Marketing Majors derstanding the pain and hap­ and state office levels, accord­ peated Anaya, “(Son, take care piness of Americans which ing to Anaya. of your family).” For him, tak­ Anaya became attuned to dur­ “They are becoming the ing care of the family not only The Marketing Club will have ing his campaign involvement strong foundation needed to includes blood relations but the in Reverend Jesse Jackson’s lobby for Hispanics in higher local community, too. a second meeting tonight, 1988 presidential bid. positions. Also, if Bill Clinton is This lecture was sponsored by “I have always been in awe of. elected this fall, most likely he Student Union Board, the Office Wednesday, Sept. 30th the office of presidency and would run for re-election and of Minority Affairs, The League held respect for anyone who leave 2000 the year a possibility of Latin American Citizens 8:00 p.m. 120 Hayes Healy ran for it,” said Anaya. But he for Hispanics, ” he said. (LULAC) and the Hispanic added, he is no longer in awe of Anaya was raised in a large American Organization (HAO) this fall’s candidates even Catholic family in a small New as a part of National Hispanic A ll are welcome to attend though he calls himself “a Mexico town where his parents Month. staunch Democrat.” impressed education on him. He There are many qualified said he was im patient to begin Commons continued from page 1

David Pruitt, David Reintjes, Michael Robson and Chris Smariga of Dillon Hall. Also cited were Joseph Kozak and James Now you can come O’Toole of Planner Hall; Thomas Bailor, Brian Kennedy, Christopher Moffatt, Timothy Reilly, Caley Rogan and Charles Thomason of Grace Hall; Angela Hellwig, Celia Patawaran, Eileen Shelley and Sarah Stock of Howard Hall; Mark Bangasser, David Dettore, William Driscoll and Daniel Plas of Keenan Hall; Jill Tushiski and with a lifetime Wendy Vanginhoven of Knott Hall; Becky Alfieri of Lewis Hall.

Also cited were Bradley McConnell, James McMillin, Paul M erlitti and John Michael of Morrissey Hall; Lisa Monaco of Pangborn Hall; Erica Hall and Julie Schaarsmith of Siegfried warranty. Hall; Brian Posnanski of St. Edwards Hall; Thomas Bolger, Patrick Hanlon and Patrick Shave of Stanford Hall; Catherine Comer, Liane Dietrich, Lisa Kelly, Julie Mayglothling, Yvette So many things come with a lifetime warranty. At TIAA, we McCarthy and Meaghan Nix of Walsh Hall. Saint Mary’s students cited for minor in a want you to be one of them. tavern were Erin Cannon, Megan Donovan, Katherine Newland, Mary Swift and Jenell That’s why we created Group Life and Long-Term Disability Weiner of Holy Cross Hall; Melissa Drew of Le Mans Hall; Barbara Maloney and Regina Insurance for the educational community. CKOljp LONG-TERM DISABILITY Arellanes of McCandless Hall. inslkanck proposal Saint Mary’s student Margaret Pelton, 21, of These plans can provide Campus View Apartments, was cited for public intoxication. additional financial security Other names, including four students under 18 as well as outstanding bene­ years of age, were not made available to The Observer. fits like paycheck protection, The penalty for the Class B misdemeanor of minor in a tavern includes a maximum fine of $1,000 and up to 180 days in jail. continued contributions toward The students with no previous criminal records w ill most likely receive a pre-trial diversion retirement, Social Security assis­ program in which they must pay a fine and do community service, Moon said. tance and expert claims service. To find out more about how Relief you can give yourself the best life­ continued from page 1 time protection, call your benefits campus problems concerning drainage and will suggest solutions to the administration, Coyle and ask about us. At TIAA, we think TIA A Group Insurance. said. everyone should be guaranteed for life.The Smart Relationship. “This will be a joint committee with student senate and it will help to alleviate the apparent drainage problems,” he said.

Presently the University is not looking into Teachers 730 Third Avenue these problems at all, so this committee should Insurance and New York, NY 10017-3206 begin to address ways to improve the campus drainage system, according to Coyle. Annuity Association In other business, photo buttons will be sold for $2 each this Saturday in the main lobby of LaFortune Student Center from 8 a.m. to noon, according to Joe Cassidy, director of student Ensuring the future for those who shape it. activities. Wednesday, September 30, 1992 The Observer page 5 Helicopters collide over NiagaraBrazilian president impeached NIAGARA FALLS, Ontario (AP) copter that crashed. Ben Poprawski, 43, of Kendall, after receiving millions of dollars — Two helicopters carrying “You could hear the ‘woof- N.Y. The other victims — one man and two women — were sightseers over Niagara Falls woof of the rotors not being BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — was 441 in favor, 38 opposed, not immediately identified. collided Tuesday, and one able to turn” as it fell, said L a w m a k e rs voted 23 absences and 1 abstention. Frits Wiarda, 31, a sightseer crashed near the Niagara River Folemsbee, a parking lot atten­ overwhelmingly Tuesday to The vote strips Collor of from Delft, the Netherlands, gorge, killing all four people dant. impeach Fernando Collor de power for up to six months. said he was standing by a rail­ aboard, authorities said. It slammed into an embank­ Mello, Brazil’s first freely Under procedures similar to the ing overlooking the falls when The other helicopter landed ment and slid about 50 feet to elected president in 29 years. U.S. system, Collor w ill be “I heard a big bang.” safely at a theme park nearby. the bottom, he said. Collor is accused of receiving replaced by Vice President Witnesses said debris from The other helicopter “kept millions of dollars from a slush Itam ar Franco while the Senate “I looked up in the sky and I the helicopters rained down going but was obviously very fund run by his former decides whether to remove him shaky and wobbling around,” saw one helicopter flying away onto a parking lot, but no one campaign treasurer. permanently. Folemsbee said. One person on and the red one tumbling on the ground was hurt. The Coming after weeks of Brazil has lost presidents to down,” Wiarda said. “My first collision happened shortly after board — the pilot — was hurt. massive demonstrations, the illness, resignation, military The helicopter that crashed reaction was, ‘Do I want to noon about 300 yards from the impeachment was seen as a coups, a plane crash and even was a Hughes 500 belonging to make a photograph?’ And then falls, which straddle the U.S.- significant benchmark for suicide, but this was the first Rainbow Helicopters Inc. in Ni­ I realized I was pretty close to Canadian border. democracy in Latin America, time in its 103-year history as a agara Falls, N.Y. It carried four it, so I started running away A witness, Michael Folemsbee where political crises have republic that any leader had people, said company manager from it. And I looked up and of Niagara Falls, said the typically led to coups and been impeached. Scott Hughes. there was debris everywhere.” landing gear of one helicopter uprisings. The m ilitary, which ruled sheared off the tail of the heli­ The pilot was identified as The skies over the falls are The scandal had paralyzed from 1964 to 1985, has stayed often crowded with sightseeing the economy of Latin America’s on the sidelines during the planes and helicopters, raising largest nation, which is crisis. concerns about air traffic NOW OPEN IN MISHAWAKA burdened by the highest foreign Collor, 43, who was safety. debt in the Third World. The inaugurated in 1990 and was to “It’s like Vietnam,” said vote will allow Brazil to restart have served a five-year term, Kevin Merritt, who lives a half- SZECHWAN GARDEN its economy and seek foreign was accused by a congressional mile from the crash site. loans and investment. panel of gross corruption and a “They’re (lying too many, too The 503-seat Chamber of “lack of decorum” in office. low, too fast.” Chinese Restaurant Deputies erupted in wild The panel found that Collor — A bill was introduced this Daily Luncheon Specials Mon. Sat, til 34)0 pm celebration after Rep. Paulo who took office promising to month in Canada’s House of Romano of the pro-government end political corruption and Sunday Buffet 1130-34)0 $795 Commons that would restrict Liberal Front Party cast the economic stagnation — • 6 Entrees • Soups helicopters and light aircraft 336th vote in favor — assuring received $6.5 million from a • Salads • Appetizers • Desserts flying lower than about 2,300 two-thirds support for slush fund administered by his feet over the falls. Carry Out Service Available impeachment. The final vote former campaign treasurer. Citizens in the nation of 150 Hours m illion people, suffering 25 Mon.-Thurs. 11:30-MO Fri.-Sat. 11:30 10:30 percent monthly inflation, N Sunday 1130-MO HANS HAUS ^ flocked to demonstrations after !»•> S. Michigan - South Bend • reports that Collor used the S yerituH JU * Q c V i H e i x The South Side’s Finest funds to build a waterfall and Chinese R estaurant garden around his Brasilia Eating and Drinking mansion, and to provide his wife a clothing allowance of up Establishment to $20,000 a month. 13 W. McKinley, Mishawaka New Owners- Old World German Cuisine When Collor moved into his mansion in 1990, he told voters 255-6868 Meeting and Banquet it was an austerity measure. (Just east of Grape Rd. on McKinley) Facilities Available Rep. Genebaldo Correia urged impeachment “in the name of decency, dignity and honor ” in one of the more than 60 T here A lways speeches before the historic vote. After the vote, many S o m ething T o D o h i legislators cried. % A large group held hands and sang Brazil’s national anthem. At R D ’s % More than 100,000 demonstrators gathered on the lawn in front of the white marble Congress building % erupted in cheers, fireworks and the pounding of samba drums. The unexpectedly wide • s '. A margin in favor of > • L o o k in g F o r impeachment was boosted by government supporters who jumped ship as it became C a m p u s B a n d s obvious Collor would lose. “There were several bastards who betrayed us,” said Rep. C o ntact S haron Jose Lourenco, a supporter. “ It’s all finished,” he said. “The Darts Every Day 233-7747 game has ended.” The impeachment vote had 301 Tournament ramifications far beyond the presidential office. K it c h e n A lways O pen Collor’s opponents hope to Sundays 7:00 break the paralysis that has gripped Brazil since the scandal Fu ll M e n u A va ila b le broke in May. Foreign investment is on hold, stock markets have slumped and tax #1 D B urg er revenues have dwindled. Some businessmen, in an act of civil disobedience, have •S tu ffed Sa n d w ic h e s * deposited taxes in escrow. A proposed tax reform bill has languished as Congress became caught up in the impeachment Wednesday battle. “Everything has stopped, and S’, Karaoke, 9:30 til 1:30 the only way to get the economy moving again is to remove s , Collor,” said political scientist Ney Figueiredo. Friday & Saturday fa ? As TV reports earlier in the day indicated government DJ supporters were switching sides to back impeachment, stock markets soared in Rio de OPEN Sunday Ilronwood / Me D ’s Janeiro and Sao Paulo. For the vote, businesses closed and hundreds of DJ— Open Jam R C X s thousands of people took to the streets. page 6 The Observer Wednesday, September 30, 1992

Bush proposes string of Sunday night debates with Clinton (AP) - President Bush on series of weekly encounters. ally televised debates dwarf the ning mate, Sen. A1 Gore. tant that the voters have an op­ Tuesday proposed an unprece­ “Let’s start Sunday. I’m impact of personal campaign­ Bush, campaigning in Gore’s portunity to see and hear from dented string of Sunday night ready,” said Clinton, noting that ing. home state, said, “If Gov. Clin­ the candidates themselves.” debates with Bill Clinton as he Bush’s proposals would conflict The president made his ton is serious about debating, “So I have no doubt that there worked to develop a come- with televised baseball play-off comments as the bipartisan he will accept this challenge.” will be organizations willing to from-behind strategy in his and World Series games. Commission on Presidential He added, “I think it is impor­ sponsor these debates." race for re-election. Bush called Said Bush: “Let’s get it on.” Debates scrapped plans for the for an initia l debate Oct. 11, but But he was not ready to get debate on Oct. 4 because Bush Clinton said he was ready to go started until Oct. 11. balked at its proposal for a sin­ this weekend. Bush has been criticized re­ gle moderator. It was the third 1992-93 editions of Bush said he would be peatedly by Clinton for rejecting such cancellation, all of them “ pleased to see” Ross Perot the commission’s debate plans, because of the president’s in­ included in the debates, which and Clinton supporters have sistence that there be multiple du Lac: Student Life Policies would stretch through the final turned up at his rallies in questioners. weekend of the campaign, if he chicken costumes to taunt him decides to make a formal entry for not debating. In any event. Bush said he and Procedures into the race in the meantime. The president’s proposal, favors two debates with a single Clinton said Bush should couched as a challenge to Clin­ m oderator — as the com m is­ and show up for previously sched­ ton, seemed a straightforward sion and Clinton want — and uled debates on Oct. 4 and 15 attempt to entice Clinton into a the other two under the ground Student Handbook — confrontations that the series of debates that would al­ rules that were in effect in president has shunned because low plenty of opportunity for 1988, with three moderators are available he disliked the format. The missteps. Such debates likely posing questions to the candi­ to students Democrat proposed letting a would overshadow events on dates. bipartisan debate commission the campaign trail. lie said he also favors two in the Office of Residence Life decide the merits of the presi­ With an audience measured debates between Vice President 315 Administration Building dent’s suggestion for a running in the tens of millions, nation­ Dan Quayle and Clinton’s run­

Backers to determine 17* Perot’s candidacy PRINCIPLES o f SOUND RETIREMENT INVESTING

DALLAS (AP) — Billionaire business executive Ross Perot today promised that if he re-launches his presidential race he will go all out to win and be on hand for a debate proposed for Sunday in San Diego. But he also said he told his volunteers after meeting with them Monday that “my feelings are not going to be hurt if you decide to support the Democrats or the Republicans or if you decide to break up and support both.” Perot said on NBC’s “Today” show that he told the volunteers: “Let’s not get carried off on our group, on our real or imagined candidate or whatever — let’s just decide what is right and do i t . ” Perot renewed his promise to decide by Thurs­ n day whether to get back into the presidential race. He said aides told him that a 1-800 number installed in his offices to get input from the American people got half a million calls overnight. But he did not say what most callers wanted him to do. As for the proposed San Diego debate, Perot said that he would be on hand if it takes place be­ cause “if you’re in the game, you have to play the game.” “But I may not have to face that issue, we’ll w ait and see,” he said. He promised to re-launch his campaign if his supporters decide that is what they want and acknowledged that his volunteers were disappointed when he got out. “Certainly they were disappointed,” he said. “But these are grown people, these are tough people they don’t wander around emotion driven... my only concern is that they vote ... whatever you do vote, don’t sit at home, don’t sit IF YOU THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS it out.” Despite unprecedented meetings Monday with top representatives of President Bush and Bill EXPENSIVE, TRY PUTTING YOURSELF Clinton, many coordinators of Perot’s state peti­ tion drives said they still wanted their man to re­ enter the race he abandoned in July. THROUGH RETIREMENT. “He should get back in the race,” said James Boutelle, the Connecticut leader.The Bush and T hink about support ing yourself for At TIAA-CREF we not only under­ Clinton delegations tried to sell the Perot faithful on their proposals to fix the economy in the hopes twenty-five, thirty years or longer stand the value of starting early, we that the Dallas billionaire would stay out of the in retirement. It might be the greatest can help make it possible—with flexible race and his supporters would vote Republican or financial test you'll ever face. Fortunately, retirement and tax-deferred annuity Democratic. you have one valuable asset in y o u r plans, a diverse portfolio of investment Perot has complained that Bush and Clinton have failed to address the nation’s massive budget favor. Time. choices, and a record of personal deficit and threatened to rejoin the presidential Time to take advantage of tax-deferral. service that spans 75 years. battle if his supporters weren’t satisfied after the Time for your money to grow. Over a million people in education Dallas meetings. Asked whether he preferred Bush’s or Clinton’s But starting early is key. C onsider this: and research are already enrolled in program more, Perot said, “ It wouldn’t be if you begin saving just Sioo a month at America's largest retirement system. appropriate for me to say.” age thirty, you can accumulate $11)2,539* Find out how easy it is to join them. Call Bush campaign chairman Robert Teeter said by the time you reach age sixty-five. today and learn how simple it is to put he, for one, saw a lot of differences between the Bush and Clinton plans. “It is incredulous to say Wait ten years and you ’d need to set aside yourself through retirement when you that Governor Clinton’s programs are closer to $227 a month to reach the same goal. have time and TIAA-CREF on your side. this group than ours are,” Teeter said. “There are differences and we discussed them Start planning your future. Call our Enrollment Hotline 1 800 842-2888. in frank terms. But overall I think both sides come away realizing we have far more in Ensuring the future common than different,” Clinton economics ad­ viser Gene Sperling said. for those who shape it!" While both campaigns said they were con­ cerned about the deficit, neither was prepared to tx endorse the politically risky steps Perot has advo­ *Asstsuming 1 / interest rule o f 7 5% credited to TIAA Retirement Annuities. Thut rate is used solely to show the power and effect of compounding. Lower or higher rates would cated. produce eery different results. CRTF certificates are distributed by TIAA-CREF Individual and Institutional Services. Environment Wednesday, September 30, 1992 page 7 Vegeterianism Panelists address environment can help protect By STEPHEN ZAVESTOSKI Environment Editor the environment The University of Notre Dame needs to continue playing a role in promoting By ALISHA EISART AND VINCENT HERMAN d ia lo g u e betw een corporations and environmen­ A stigma placed on most vegetarians is that they are talists, according to panelists radical animal rights activists who, aside from who concluded the “Business abstaining from eating any animal products, will not Leadership in the wear any articles of clothing derived from animals, not Environmental Crisis” use any products tested on animals. While concern for conference at the Center for the rights of animals is a legitimate concern for many Continuing Education. vegetarians, other reasons to give up hamburgers and “This conference is a good hot dogs abound. starting point for dialogue,” The reasons range from health considerations to said Jack Lorenz, executive economic concerns. Another important role vegetarians director of the Izaak Walton can play is in preventing the needless waste of earth’s League of America. “The natural resources. United States has come a long How can eliminating meat from your diet help the way,” he added, referring to environment? First of all, if there are fewer meat the country’s progress in pre­ eaters, then fewer animals are raised, and less land is serving the environment, “but needed for grazing. The effects of land consumption we can do a lot m ore.” and over-grazing can be disastrous. For example, the “This is just the beginning of United States consumes a large amount of beef a leadership position that produced in both Central and South America. Much of Notre Dame will play in the land used to raise the cattle is obtained by burning bringing together corporate tropical rain forests, an ecosystem essential for the le a d e rs and existence of life on earth. As these forests rapidly environmentalists,” said disappear at the rate of 20,000 square kilometers a Patrick Noonan, chairman The Observer/Tom Zipprich year, the planet’s most diverse animal and plant and chief executive officer ofJohn Houck, Theodore Hesburgh, Jack Lorenz and Patrick Noonan (left to right), conclude the conference communities are wiped out one by one. the Conservation Fund. “Business Leadership in the Environmental Crisis," which ran Monday and Tuesday. “The message we have Ironically, the converted land will prove fertile for only movement is not a fad. will drive corporate life in the future. heard here is clear, ‘For three to five years before it is abandoned as wasteland Noonan added that the movement According to Noonan, in the first businesses and citizens to act and more forests must be cleared. The United States has grown thanks to the National 200 years of this country’s history, responsibly in society, we also consumes its own land in its dependence on meat Environmental Protection Act, passed only 20 environmental laws were must be environmentally as a staple. One third of America’s surface is used in in 1967, which created the Environ­ passed, while in the last 20 years, literate," Noonan said. the raising of cattle. In the state of Montana, the cattle mental Protection Agency, and linked more than 200 have been passed. Father Theodore Hesburgh, outnumber the people three to one. Land used for cattle the word environment with public But the panelists agreed that, while president emeritus of the Uni­ grazing produces fifty pounds of meat per acre. In health. we have made substantial progress versity of Notre Dame, also contrast, over twelve thousand pounds of corn could be “This led to an awakening of and witnessed a change in many of participated in the concluding harvested from the same surface area. By reducing corporate America,” continued our habits, much still needs to be panel. According to Hesburgh, meat consumption, one can diminish the need for de­ Noonan, “that environmentalism is done. our treatment of the environ­ stroying such an irreplaceable resource. good for the bottom line.” “We need to recycle our way of ment is the new threat follow­ The meat industry’s needs include much more than Noonan added that there is now the thinking,” said Noonan. ing the nuclear age. land area. Huge amounts of food, water, and energy go legislation that is needed to protect “The next 50 to 75 years are going “We’re in the process of get­ into the raising of cattle and poultry. For example, if the environment, but that the to be the most important time we ting rid of the threat of McDonald’s alone sells the equivalent of 16,000 cows a structures do not exist to teach our have seen,” said Lorenz of the Izaak nuclear weapons,” he said, week, one can imagine the staggering amounts of future corporate leaders to take the Walton League. “The children of “and now we’re faced with natural resources consumed by the United States’ meat environment into account in their today, they are the future environ­ the threat of the environment. industry in a year’s time. Fifty percent of all American business decisions. mentalists, they are the natural If we continue our ways, we’ll crops are grown for the sole purpose of feeding cattle “Life cycle stewardship will be a resource we need to be caring for.” get what we deserve, a and poultry. To produce one serving of chicken and one very common interest in the future,” “The future generations are the wasted planet.” steak requires the sum total of 3,015 gallons of water. said Noonan, adding that business greatest stakeholders in what we do According to Lorenz and The extent of this consumption could be reduced if there schools have got to start training their today,” concluded Noonan. Noonan, the environmental was less of a demand for meat products. students because environmental laws Of course, the problem is not merely what these domestic animals consume but also what they produce. Due to an inefficient digestive system, one cow can Udall speaks on the New ETF agenda produce as much waste as six humans. Overall they produce 1.6 billion tons of waste every year. Cows also By DIANNE value but are also used happen to be a primary source of methane. As if our environment, business SIMODYNES by members of the automobile driven culture is not creating enough of a Environment Writer ND/St. M ary’s biological greenhouse effect, we overconsume beef to the extentBy KATHY RUTKOWSKI obsession with the car, faculty for research and that cattle raising is destroying our atmosphere as well. Environment Writer according to Udall. “The The Environmental teaching. Vegeterianism may not be the answer for every one, automobile culture as we Task Force, which is One project but simply reducing your consumption of beef by a half It is quite likely that the know it today is not comprised of students, completed over the can make significant gains for the environment and one issue that can bring the sustainable,” he said. faculty and adminis­ summer was the your health. So the next time you go through the lunch world together in the He stated that the trators, and meets at removal of asbestos line and laugh at the item on the “Vegetarian Fare” aftermath of the Cold War government has to take various times each from the com­ menu, remember what eating that burger means to the is the environmental issue, measures that would wean semester to examine puter/math building, environment. according to Former the country from its cars, campus related according to Mason. Secretary of the Interior like significantly raising the environmental Stewart Udall. tax on gasoline and en­ problems and imple­ Probable topics of EARTH BRIEFS Udall said that the dorsing the widespread use ment solutions, has discussion this semester environmental movement is of public transportation. several new items on its include the reduction of Indianapark cre.atina.wetian.tl------still unfinished, simply agenda this academic junk mail on campus ■NORTH LIBERTY, Ind.-Potato Creek State Park is because it has happened so He pointed out that even year. and the excess amount restoring an 80 acre wetland in the northwest section recently. He said that he though jobs would be lost The task force, of packaging used in of the park in cooperation with the U.S. Fish and spoke to some business and because of the above chaired by Thomas the dining halls, Wildlife Service. Federal funds through the wetland industrial audiences fifteen changes, “ ...a lot of waste is Mason, vice president according to Ronald restoration program administered by the U.S. Fish and years ago “...who thought resources, and can be made of business affairs, did Hellenthal, associate Wildlife service along with State Park assistance are the environmental useful. Begin a real not meet over the professor of biological being used to complete the project. Such wetlands movement was a fad.” recycling program, and summer, but w ill re­ sciences and member of create suitable habitats for waterfowl, and small According to Udall, one of h ere is a w h o le new convene this semester the task force. mammals such as muskrats and mink. Future plans for the major problems that industry with... thousands to address new issues the area include developing hiking trails and this country has to deal of jobs.” including revisions in Continuing programs observation blinds around the wetland. with is its dependency on the smoking policy and this year include the fossil fuels. Udall said Americans the report on the recycling program, air need to avoid being “frozen natural areas around and water quality Gas mileage not improving “Cut off the electric power in the attitudes of the past, the campus. testing, and the use of ■WASHINGTON—While consumers will see slightly industry tomorrow the mistakes of the past.” natural gas as an more fuel efficiency in 1993 cars compared with the morning, and the whole He also addressed the The natural areas alternate fuel in several previous year, automakers have made few country would come to a performance of the presentreport determined six university vehicles, improvements overall in gasoline mileage since the halt,” said Udall Monday Administration on specific, undisturbed according to Mason. mid-1980s, according to government figures. The night in his public address environmental issues and habitats which will not “The Environmental Environmental Protection Agency’s annual fuel as part of the “Business the Earth Summit in par­ be considered as Task Force is the first economy statistics, covering more than 1,000 vehicles, Leadership in the ticular. “This president has potential sites for project where the show that 1993 cars coming into showrooms are Environmental Crisis” been a big disappointment University expansion. working relationship expected to get 28.1 miles per gallon on average, a half conference. to me. I have trouble The areas are with students has been percentage point higher than 1992 models. Another aspect of this connecting his words with important not only one hundred percent,” dependence is our his deeds,” he said. because of their historic said Mason. Viewpoint page 8 Wednesday, September 30,1992

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Dear Editor: “irreverence toward something to blasphemy by the Guardsmen In the past few days, in wake sacred or inviolable.” is the latter, it reflects Webster’s of the controversy surrounding One can only conclude that other definition of blasphemy, the Irish Guard, I could not help they would refer to these ac­ “the act of claiming the but notice in your publication tions as blasphemy for one of attributes of deity.” that the Guardsmen have no two reasons. If this is the case, it is easy to less than three times referred Either they have extremely see how the Guardsmen could to the allegations and poor diction, which I find dis­ have caused their own down­ subsequent actions against turbing in students of such a fall. them as blasphemy. university as Notre Dame, or Webster’s Dictionary defines they, in fact, regard themselves Molly Malloy blasphemy as: the act of insult­ as G odlike, sacred, or in v io ­ Knott Hall ing or showing contempt or lack lable. Sept. 25,1992 of reverence for God ” or as If the reason for the reference Student ‘takes great offense’ .. .‘blasphemy’ might notapply here Dear Editor: forced drinking involving Guard ous questions. The Irish Guard In regard to your Sept. 23 members as “one of the many is, after all, closely related to to letter about alcohol abuse cover story about the suspen­ blasphemous rumors.” the band. Does this mean that sion of the Irish Guard, I must Now, I do not know about the band shares in the Guard’s Dear Editor: they want to. thank you for revealing to me your dictionary, but mine de­ Divine status? Is it therefore Simply choosing not to drink that God has been on campus fines blasphemy as: “a con­ heresy to state that the band Upon reading Jon-Paul Hurt’s does not give you any right to since 1951, and not only that, temptuous or profane act, ut­ sounded out of tune at one letter to the Observer on Sept. go crusading against those who but also that He has attended terance, or writing concerning game or another? 17, I felt that it deserved re­ do. Your viewpoint toward al­ every football game for these God.” I need to know the answer to sponse. cohol is no more “right” than last forty years. Boone’s comments thus seem these questions as soon as pos­ mine, and I take great offense I refer to the comments ofto imply that the Irish Guard is, sible, as it appears that the Jon-Paul Hurt, I respect your when somebody tells me how I Guard senior Chris Boone, who indeed, God, the Supreme Be­ state of my imm ortal soul hangs right to express your views to­ should live my life. attributes the suspension of the ing, the Almighty, the Creator of in the balance. ward alcohol and abuse, but Guard to, “rumors blasphemy, heaven and earth and Ruler of Stephen A. Allen when you start telling people I am perfectly aware of the and other reports,” and who the Universe. Off-Campus how they should live their lives, negative effects of alcohol, but characterizes the accusation of This in turn raises some seri- Sept. 23,1992 I lose all that respect. that does not cause me to change my attitude about You state that “ getting drunk drinking. If you don’t approve (is) a stupid way to waste an of what goes on at parties, then evening.” For you, perhaps this stop going; but don’t expect is true, but for me and many people to change their lives just others on campus it is not. because you think they should. I w ill be honest and admit that I drink and enjoy getting Mr. Hurt, please live your life drunk. 1 don’t consider this your own way, and stop telling wasting my life, and it is cer­ others how to live theirs. tainly not the “one and only Just because someone acts means of having a good time." differently does not mean that I drink because I like to and I they act wrongly. want to. Liam Mahoney People drink because they Planner Hall like to drink, and if people want Sept. 17,1992 to get drunk at parties then 1 can only assume it is because D00NESBURY GARRY TRUDEAU QUOTE OF THE DAY

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Jeannie Blasi From the Playpen Studying is life’s only pleasure y -'y tudy carrell number 25: a second floor carrell on the South wall. $1,000, do I hear $2,000? $2,000 to the girl in the Sex Kills T-shirt. Do I hear $3,000? $3,000 to the guy in the Notre Dame baseball hat. Going once, going twice, sold for $3,000 to the guy in the baseball hat!” Welcome to the first annual “Study Carrell Auction”, sponsored by Notre Dame’s newest club, SLOP (Studying is Life’s Only Pleasure). Yes, it ’s your w ildest dream come true! SLOP has bought up all of the library’s study carrells and is auctioning them off tonight. Proceeds w ill go to benefit Notre Dame’s newest charitable organization formed by SLOP, SOP (Stamp Out Partying). Headin’ down south SOP is the combined effort of top University officials, students, and STUDS, South Bend’s specialized study force, to squelch a students need for fun and relaxation. “Every Santiago, Chile added to the moment wasted is a point lost, extracurricular activities are not for us!” is the groups’ slogan. Four hundred library carrells, and 20 International Studies Program booths in LaFortune’s Alumni room w ill be auctioned off. The booths are expected to be the least profitable as a result of the possible By JULIE WILKENS participate with Chilean students in Students should be juniors during distractions of food and attractive persons Assistant Accent Editor what he termed, “experimental learn­ their year abroad, although special strolling by the room’s windows. ou have just finished a day ing.” cases for sophomores or first- All of the carrells have been refurnished “It is not a service project,” McNeill semester seniors will be considered. in preparation for the auction. Each carrell has of classes at one of the most prestigious universities on stressed. “It involves more visitation, Because the project is in its ex­ a key feature of a book locker attached similar to an urban plunge. Students the continent. You grab perimental stage, Notre Dame is underneath it so that the student can F would have the opportunity to visit joining programs administered by the some friends and head an permanently leave his or her books without the poverty areas where most inter­ University of Wisconsin and the hour away to some of the inconceivable fear of having them stolen. national students w ouldn’t go. They University of Michigan. “This In previous years, many students have finest ski slopes in the world. It is the would learn of the situation of the semester we are determining if had the horrible experience of having their second week of June. poor by visiting shanty towns, which students are interested,” said Dr. books and/or notes stolen from their carrells; No need to pinch yourself. This are found outside of the city. Charles. “If so, we will establish a though many were able to purchase the books scenario is possible with a slight “I want to make it clear,” he separate program from Wisconsin and again from the bookstore, they wasted several change of scenery. Just pack your continued. “There is a difference Michigan.” quality study hours in the process. Several bags and leave South Bend, Indiana between experimental learning and While the program is still un­ were unable to obtain jobs or get into the for Santiago, Chile. service. It would be presumptuous dergoing its trial run, the expenses graduate schools of their choices as a result. The Santiago, Chile Program is the for students to go down and teach will be the same as what the The book lockers will alleviate this problem and newest addition to the International Chileans unless they’ve been there for Wisconsin and Michigan students pay. save the careers of many serious students. Studies Program. The brainchild of at least a few semesters. If students The fees are approximately $6,985 for Each student who purchases a study its director, Father Tim Scully, its first want to do some service while they one semester or $13,100 for an carrell will have his or her name engraved on a student send-off for the fall semester are there, we have the contacts, but academic year during 1992-93. The gold plaque on its wall. This feature, coupled is scheduled for early March. like at Notre Dame, it is strictly figures include academic and with photo ID’s will prevent imposters’ from “This is the real study abroad voluntary.” program fees, room and board, books utilizing an individual’s study area. program,” explained Scully. The program itself is open to a wide and supplies, and round trip airfare. In addition to photo ID cards, each student “Students are completely integrated range of majors. Because students Chile is a diverse land. The climate will receive special library keys to provide the into Pontificia Universidad Catolica are integrated completely into the is a moderate one, comparable to opportunity to study all night long. (PUC), one of the great universities in university, they must possess at least Sacramento, California. Although Optional features will include, a South America. Not only is the four semesters of college Spanish. only about 90 miles wide, it stretches refrigerator (so the student need not leave even curriculum rich and diversified, Fr. Scully emphasized some of the down the coast of South America with for meals), a desk lamp, alarm clock (for those students will be able to experience benefits of Pontifical Catholic Santiago located near the center of pagans who may, perish the thought, fall asleep democracy as it happens.” University. “Even when you first the country. An hour to the east are while studying), sound-proofing, and even a Chile, according to Scully, has been arrive in Chile, you have the the Andes mountains and the coast is computer. What more could any college student a laboratory of experiments for opportunity to undergo an orientation about 40 miles west. North is desert ask for? These carrells are the Porsche’s of different political arrangements. program by the Latin American region and one of the driest areas in study areas. “When I first went to Chile 13 years Faculty of Social Science. This is a the world; it has never rained in A1 5tuditomuch, head of $outh Bend’s ago, I got off the plane and I world famous Social Science and recorded history. Far south it study coalition, 5TUDS (Start Tons of Underage remember the sensation that the Humanities research organization. Its becomes tundra, similar to Alaska. Studiers), supports the idea. He says, “We’ll do climate was so very different. I don’t headquarters are located in Mexico, Santiago is rich with culture, whatever it takes to make these kids realize mean the weather, though the seasons Ecuador, Argentina, and Santiago, explained Scully. “There are cafes, that their sole mission here is to study. If we can are reversed from ours. It was just Chile. They are a very big deal in theatre, music, poetry, etc. It’s the prevent just one student from becoming a very political. You feel politics in the Latin America!” type of place that students will go to worthless fool; to prevent one student from air like you can feel sports in the air.” Students w ill also have access to in the evenings with friends to sip attending a football game, then our mission is It was the constant political change very interesting political figures glasses of wine and talk.” successful. We won’t give up until we’ve that kept a study program from being because of Notre Dame’s and the Holy Scully is extremely optimistic of the squelched their desires, until every last one of established. “There hasn’t been a Cross Order’s friends in the program. “I only have two concerns,” them lives to study, and studies to live. We w ill stable government until now,” said Dr. government. “All of Patricio Aylwin he said. “My primary one is about stamp out extracurricular activities. We are Isabella Charles, Director of Inter­ A.’s children and grandchildren were language. These students will not be 5TUDS.” national Studies. “But we are now educated at Holy Cross universities. speaking their “mother tongue.’ That Bea Nerdi, $ocial Coordinator of the eager to build relations with Chile, And the next possible president, can be a lonely and painful auction, expects proceeds to top last years’ especially since President Patricio Eduardo Frey, is a Notre Dame experience. I also hope that people “Slave-for-a-day” auction, in which students Aylwin A. was awarded an honorary graduate,” said Scully. are mature enough to know in some actually donated an hour of precious study time degree from the University of Notre Housing is provided by Chilean sense, we are all poor. The trick is to to be someone’s ‘slave.’ Bea says, “ 3orry Lou, Dame this past May.” families selected by PUC. “Chile is a be in the world without becoming the but we expect to get over $20,000 for some of Another factor in choosing Chile as very warm and hospitable country. w orld.” the most desirable twelfth floor carrells. We a study abroad location has been the Students will live and eat with their Students interested in the Chilean want to WIN. And I think most students realize presence of the Holy Cross Order in Chilean families. They will love and program should pick up an that ‘What’s Important Now’ is to study! ” the country for over 50 years. Father fight with their brothers and sisters,” application at the International Don McNeill, Director of the Centerlaughed Scully. “You become a part of Studies office, room 420 in the for Social Concerns, approached Fr. their family, for better or for worse!” Administration Building. Applications Jeannie Blasi is assistant production manager Scully with the hope to implement an A unique aspect of the Chile for the spring semester are due o f The Observer. Her columns appear every optional seminar into the curriculum program is that students may choose October 15. third Wednesday in Accent. that would offer students a chance to to go for one or two semesters. page 10

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2 Stanford GA’s for sale. Call Joe at Found: Pair of round eyeglasses 1758. Best offer by Thursday gets I need 2 STANFORD GAs NOTICES in a gray case. Found in front of BICYCLE FOR SALE the tix. Leave a message if I'm not If you can help, call Chris at X2033 Attractive and physically well- the Snite. Call Jim x3411 Black Trek 800 18" there. endowed Notre Dame student with Good Condition—2 yrs. old. HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF good personality needs a date for $200. Call 232-2944 & ask for FOR SALE 2 Pitt GA's Best offer by I need 2 penn state GA's DJ SERVICE Oct. tO SYR. Geoff. 10/5 call Ted 513-492-5190. call lisa X 4845 leave a message HELP!!! I am blind and need you I will provide transportation, PROVIDING MUSICAL to restore my vision!!! '82 VW FOR SALE I need P.S.U. tlx ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR beverages, and hours of fun LOST: One pair of tortoise shelled CALL KEVIN 277 9311 Bob 3398 PARTY, DANCE, OR SOCIAL whoever answers this ad. maroon glasses and case. Please I NEED YOUR GAs EVENT. call Mick at X1856 or heal my For MARY KAY PRODUCTS Call I need two PENN STATE tickets. This is not a joke. I really need a affliction in 438 Stanford. Rita Delivery on Campus I NEED YOUR GAs Either G / A or student. Please COMPETITIVE RATES AND WIDE date. 234-6524 call Trish at 271-9059!!! VARIETY OF MUSIC TO SUIT ANY Sell me your GAs so that my family You can call me Al... TASTE- 80 s, NEW WAVE, 4 SALE - 4 STANFORD GAS can come to the games. I will Yo! I NeeD 10 PeNN St GAs Badly at 283-2703. ALTERNATIVE, CLASSIC ROCK, WANTED ALL TOGETHER X3311 MOE match all equitable prices to allow Please CaLL: PAT x2071 DANCE,etc., etc. them to come see the Golden ' 4 Stanford student tix 4 sale. Dome. Thank You Selling student tickets & booklets. SMC SENIORS CALL KEN AT 277-4103 EASY, FUN PHONE WORK. Sorta cheap, but negotiable. X4012 Kyle 287-9118 I have BC GA's too. Luis 273-1528. This could be your last chance.. EVENINGS. HIGH PAY. 237-1988. THE CRUSH I NEED YOUR GAs Stanford GAs For Sale anonymous invitations are sent to ATTENTION: ALASKA SUMMER or Trade 289-3273 as many men as you would like. For more information and EMPLOYMENT-fisheries. Earn TICKETS assistance regarding the $5000+/month. Free transportation! 1 NEED 2STAN & BC GA'S Beer and food provided for the investigation of financing, business Room & Board! Over 8000 I HAVE 2 UNSIGNED MARRIED CALL CHRIS #3830 casual gathering! opportunities and work-at-home openings. No experience NEED PSU AND STANFORD TIX STUD TIC BOOKS - NO ID opportunities, THE OBSERVER necessary. Male or Female. For CALL JOE OR JAY X1760 REQUIRED 273 9689 WILL PAY BIG BUCKS FOR Oct. 2, 1992 5-10pm urges its readers to contact the employment program call Student STANFORD GA TIX. CALL JOE AT King's Hall/ Castle Point Better Business Bureau of Employment Services at 1 -206-545- I NEED ND FOOTBALL I NEED TWO BYU GA'S FOR TWO <§>*& Tickets on sale at Haggar through Michiana, 52303 Emmons Rd„ 4155 ext. A5584. TICKETS.272-6306 CHICAGO INNER-CITY YOUTH. 287-4561. Wed. Sept. 30th (11 -1 pm). Suite 9, South Bend, IN 46637- JON 232-0550 4200: or call the BBB at 219-277- $$$ NEED MONEY? $$$ SELLING MUST BE 21! 9121 or 800-439-5313. WANTED: 2 STAN. G.A.'s 2 STANFORD GA'S Now hiring 10 drivers and 5 inside- STUDENT TICKETS FOR SALE 277-2645 Brian AND I NEED the MAN IN THE MOON says HI to TYPING help. Make $8-12/hour delivering 6 BC GA'S the GIRL IN THE WORLD (oh ... 287-4082 for DOMINO'S PIZZA. Pt. time and CALL 283-1747 I NEED STANFORD GAS CALL SCOTT X1157 and he's SMILING!) Full time available. Employee JOHN 271-2909 **** GRAPHIC LITERATURE *** discounts on pizzas. Business is NEED STAN TIX 3374 5 VERY LARGE MEN will hurt me if Entertainment for the 90'slll! booming. Call Brian at 271-0300 to NEED STANFORD GA'S WORSE I don't have GAs for them when Find out what you're missing at: set up an interview. 1 NEED 3 PENN ST GA'S THAN LIFE!! CALL RON x2002 I NEED 4 STANFORD GAs or they come for the BC game. Please COLLECTOR'S DEN (Comics, WILL PAY, MIKE X2209 STUD. TIX. CALL MARY AT help. Jenn x4059. Toys & Games) 4609 Grape Rd. ND Alum couple visiting campus I! Need 2 Stanford GA’s I! X3427. JMS Plaza, Behind Hardee's seeks capable, caring person(s) Need 2 GA's for STANFORD have Call Mike x1659 """""" Campus Musicians M-F 11 to 7, Sat 10 to 6 from ND/SMC community to babysit 2 BYU GA's to trade or will pay $$ HELP HELP There will be an informational our 2 mo. old twins at Morris Inn Amy X2609 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ HAVE STANFORD GAS meeting for all those interested in Oct. 1 &/or 2 for 2-3 hours. Flexible I NEED 2 BC GASH! performing on a campus CD on to accomodate your class/study Have BC Stud. Tix call Dena x2191 Need two STANFORD GAs???? Wednesday, October 7th at 9:00 pm BECOME AN EXCHANGE schedule. Call Colleen collect 708- Will sell or trade for Penn St. & My sisters are NOT coming out and in the SUB office in Lafortune. STUDENT 615-1555. Stanford Tix plus $ I need Stanford GA's I do have tickets for them. Questions?-Call Ryan at x1249 or Eric X1200 call Kathleen 4092 Please help them out. 239-7757 AT&T Collegiate Investment Earn Free Spring Break Trips & THANK YOU Challenge $2500 Selling Spring Break $ RICH family needs 6 GAs $ ALUMNI SEEKING GA'S TO ANY ROSCOE 287-9118 Do you have friends at DUKE or Packages To Bahamas, Mexico, $ for Stanford game $ HOME GAME. LEAVE MESSAGE CHAPEL HILL? Do you have family Manage your own $500,000 Jamaica, Florida! Best Trips & $ Call Pat @ 1900$ AT 618-439-3338. HAVE STANFORD in the RALIEGH/DURHAM area? I portfolio and enjoy the excitement Prices! 1-800-678-6386. ------HAVE STANFORD need riders to share driving and of real Wall Street action. HELP!! I Need 4-5 GAs for Nov. expenses. Leave OCT29, return EARN $1,500 WEEKLY mailing our Please help!!! I'm in DESPERATE 7 BC game. Please call x3799. I NEED 1 STANFORD NOV1. ENTER NOW! ENTER NOW! circulars!...Begin NOW!...FREE need of Penn State GA's...... Thanks. MARRIED or GA CALL LAURA X4801 Availability is limited, so hurry. packet! SEYS, Dept. 100, Box MIKE 289-3887 CALL 1-800-545-1975 ext. 12 4000, Cordova, TN 38018-4000. Call Ann 284-5241 HELP!!! Ditka loves Hangover Holly NEED 2-4 PENN ST. GA'S OR WILL TRADE 2 STANFORD GA'S $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WANTED: Child care worker for ------STUD. TIX. CALL ALAN X1597 + CASH FOR 2 PSU GA’S in-home care of 2 five year-olds, TRADE: 2 BYU GA'S FOR 2 BC CALL MIKE x1768 TUTORS NEEDED: TOWN AND SENIORS! SENIORS! Fridays, 9AM-2. 287-5117. GA'S (715-359-0222) Wanted: Stanford vs Notre Dame COUNTRY COMMUNITY CENTER SENIORSIThe Class of 1993 is 1-415-991-3416 call collect I need 2 Stanford GA'S and 1 stud. NEIGHBORHOOD STUDY going to Chicago to see MISS DEPERATELY NEED 2 PENN ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) Ilk. Call Mike at x1115. PROGRAM, GRADE 1-6, 4:00-5:30 SAIGON on Oct. 8. Tlx are only STATE GA'S. CALL CLARKE Need 1 Slant. G.A. MON. AND WED. OR TUES. AND $25 for play and bus transpo. Tix X1748. NEED BYU pay top $$ Will trade one student ticket to BYU, THURS., STARTING OCT. 5, on sale now at LaFortune Info Desk. NEED BYU call Scott x4243 BC, and Penn St. plus cash for 2 PROGRAM DIRECTOR (teacher) I BUY BYUs X2319 .... BYU GAs. Call Pat at 271-2360. CONNIE EMMONS, 258-9973 OR My parents, grandparents and ...... 288-3366 CONGRATULATIONS I AM A 21 YR. OLD COLLEGE a unt & uncle are coming so I need ...... NEED 4 STANFORD GA'S- TO THE STUDENT EMPLOYED BY tickets for all of them. I am not ...... KEVIN 271-8641 NEW MEMBERS OF STUDENT PAINTERS. I'VE BEEN picky about the GAs I need. STANFORD TICKETS ------IRISH ACCENT: PROMOTED TO EXEC. POSITION Please help out my family so that | NEED STANFORD TICKETS!!! STANFORD BARRY MANILOW FAN CLUB! AND NEED MANAGERS FOR they can see a game before I stud. tkts. FOR SALEH! BARRY MANILOW FAN CLUB! SUMMER EMPLOYMENT. Jimmy Byrne graduate this year CALL COLLEEN AT 283-4528. best offer, call #1756 We love him- don't you??? Joe Gallatin x1161 ...... Erin Jager ELKHART, MICH. CITY, LAPORTE, If interested, call Kim or Laurie at Joe Karian NILES, THREE Need 6 tickets for Stanford game 284-5057 William Lajoie RIVERS/SCHOOLCRAFT. SALES Thank You Thank You III!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 255-9648 Karen Lanigan EXP. PREFERRED, BUT NOT I Todd Murphy NESS. MUST HAVE GREAT ADD. (((()))) STANFORD'STANFORD" WILL PAY $100 A TICKET FOR Mike Norbut AND WORK HARD. AVG. HELP ME! GOOD PENN ST GA’s 2773097 L THE Need GA tix for BYU will buy or EARNINGS 8,000. CALL 1-800- I NEED STANFORD GA'S! A LAW trade for my GA PENN ST tix. Butch THANKS TO EVERYONE 543-3793 ASK FOR TOM SMITH. IF YOU HAVE ANY HOTEL ROOM AVAILABLE W SCHOOL THAT TRIED OUT I! (209) 449-1800/439-6170. CALL Saturday Oct 3 Call 232-5656 CARAVAN HOTEL ROOM for Friday Oct 2 SABOL AT 283-2950 CHEAP! Close to ND S I have 2 BYU GA's! 11 USED TEXTBOOKS CHEAP!! wanted! Please call 232-5656 "STANFORD'STANFORD" C MONDAY, OCTOBER 5 BUY'EM NOW 10-5:30 everyday 1 am looking to trade these for HHHIHHlflHIHHHIHIIIIIIHIIIHHHHHHHHHH $ $ $ $ $ H 10 AM—2 P.M. Pandora's Books 808 Howard RIDE WANTED 2 Stan. GA's or 2 Penn St. GA's NEED 1 STANFORD GA O Monogram Room, JACC Joe x1395 3 blks. from campus 233-2342 10/9-10/11 Call Kim x 1511 O to U-Mich I need 3 G As and 1 student ticket $ $ $ $ $ L ALL Typing 237-1949 Need Penn St. Tix $$$ for driver for the Stanford game. If you can STUDENTS Spee-Dee Wordprocessing Tony x 1786 #2331 help, please call Suzy at x3722. C INVITED NEED TICKETS FOR STANFORD A I need Stan. GA's Need 10 plus BYU GA's PLEASE HELP, CALL 1573 R Over 50 Law Schools Bob 3398 LOST & FOUND FOR RENT Call #1852 A Nationwide NEED: 2 STANFORD GA's V Need GAs Any Home Games FOUND Watch 9/21 by lakes BED N BREAKFAST REGISTRY Need 2 Penn State GA's Call X1656 Jared A Career & Placement Megan 3818 X4991 219-291-7153 Please Call Lisa at 289-3790 N Pre-Law Society Need 4 PITT tix!!! I have a Stanford GA and need a Lost!! My parents gave me a 2 room efficiency , utilities paid Needed 4 tickets Penn State. Call Call Pete (1-800-322-0228) Penn State GA—want to trade? Call beautiful gold watch for Christmas $7 a day, 288-0955 1-800-922-BEAR. Jahnelle at 283-2998 and I LOST IT!!! Most likely on Help North or Mod Quad, maybe in Math $NEED 2 STANFORD$ I need 1 Stanford GA LIKE TO GOLF? NEED STANFORD GA'S. CALL & Comp, building. If found, FOR SALE $GAs x3593$ call x3008 HATE TO CARRY CLUBS?? SANDY 272-6194. THANK YOU. call Amy at x4530 or X4525. ...enter the LYONS HALL CHEAP! FBI/U.S. SEIZED NEED Stanford Tix. Call Matt x1741 GOLF CLASSIC! 89 MERCEDES ...... $200 Want to trade 2 BYU GA's for 2 BC Found Dorm Room KEY on soccer PERSONAL Have a Lyonite carry your clubs as 86 VW...... $ 50 GA's Call Susan at x1675 ball key chain call 3312 claim. you tee off in hopes of the $100 87 MERCEDES...... $100 grand prize!! Watch for sign-ups in 65 MUSTANG...... $ 50 4 STANFORD GAs FOR SALE Hey Niff Please return the dining halls.... Choose from thousands starting CALL 271 1168 the grey I NEED 1 BC GA, $25. FREE Information-24 Hour TC TENNIS DAVE, X4506 Hotline. 801-379-2929 Copyright I NEED 2 STANFORD GA'S AND OFF-CAMPUS GODDESSES sweatshirt you #IN11KJC. ONE STUDENT TIC PLEASE found by the Stepan Snap, Crackle and Pop! your way to HELP!! GREG X1103 volleyball courts the Career Placement Office to Sweatshirts For Sale!!! Handmade last Thurs (9/24) submit your resume by FRIDAY. A Christmas & Irish Sweatshirts and MEN AND WOMEN NEEDED FOR Erin #2331 I need 2-3 GA's for the Stanford friendly reminder from the Leo I NEED A STANFORD TICKET, FREE HAIRCUTS. CALL T-shirts for sale. For more game. Will pay lots of cash. Burnett Client Service Dept. information or to see samples call student or GA. Please call Diane, COS I MO’S 277-1875. LOST 35mm Pentax camera Angel x2545 Kim 273-2967. x4059. Physician and Attorney wish to with black carrying case ADOPT: A loving, happy Calif, film is very important NEED REASONABLY PRICED provide loving home for your child NEED 2 Stanford Tix family can provide financial security, CHEAP FLIGHT G.A.S: 2 STANFORD AND 2 BC. filled with hugs, kisses, laughter. if found call x3385 excellent education and wonderful NY (LGA) to SB OCT 23 STD or GA. Good $$$ CALL JUDY 239-6515. SORRY, I'M Medical/Legal Paid. Call Betsy Call Bart 271-0759 future for your baby. Please let us Call Brian 273-0967 POOR. Collect (708) 655-3124. Lost: Large, red and white umbrella help you in this difficult time. with red maple leaves on it (like a '86 Cavalier RS, 2 door, black Need 2 G.A.s for Stanford! Confidential and legal. Medical Canadian flag). If found, Have 2 BYU tix, need 2 BC tix. Will Fay. call Julie x4189 expenses paid. Collect anytime. Excellent transportation swap. Call (201)487-9000. please call Chris at X2033. (818) 246-1763 $1,800 or best offer 13 Please call 284-5376 before 5pm seeCLASS/p. The Observer

a o AL LEADERS MLB STANDINGS TRANSACTIONS GENERAL BATTING— EMartinez, Seattle, .m j; ruwwu, BASEBALL Minnesota, .327; Thomas, Chicago. .323; Molitor, AMERICAN LEAGUE USA BASKETBALL—Named C.M. Newton American League Milwaukee, .323; Mack, Minnesota. .317; Griffey, East Division president; Russell Granik vice president; Tom Jern- CHICAGO WHITE SOX—Extended the contract Seattle, .311; RAIomar, Toronto, .310. W P et GB L 1 0 Hom e A w ay stedt vice president for men; Susan Blackwood vice of Gene Lamont, manager, through the 1994 sea­ RUNS— Phillips, Detroit, 113; Thomas. Toronto .589 z 7-3 Won 50-27 43-38 president for women; Quinn Buckner treasurer; and son? Chicago, 108; RAIomar, Toronto. 102; EMartinez. M ilw aukee .571 3 z-9-1 Won 53-28 36-39 Carol Callan secretary. TEXAS RANGERS—Signed a two-year player Seattle. 100; Puckett, Minnesota, 100; Knoblauch, Baltim ore .548 6 1/2 5-5 Won 43-38 43-33 HOCKEY development extension with Oklahoma City of the Minnesota, 99; Raines. Chicago, 99. C le ve lan d .478 17 1/2 Z-6-4 Won 40-36 35-46 National Hockey League American Association. RBI— Fielder, Detroit, 123; Carter, Toronto, 116; Detroit .468 19 4-6 Lost 37-42 37-42 CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS— Assigned Ray Le­ National League GBell, Chicago. 112; Thomas, Chicago. 111; Belle, New York .468 19 z-5-5 Lost 41-40 33-44 blanc, Scott Brower and Roch Belley, goalies; NL—Suspended Chicago Cubs pitcher Bob Cleveland, 108; Puckett, Minnesota. 106; Boston .443 23 z-4-6 Lost 42-36 28-52 Steve Bancroft, Adam Bennett. Joe Cleary. Karl Scanlan and Philadelphia Phillies third baseman Devereaux, Baltimore, 105; Winfield, Toronto, 105. West Division Dykhuis, Dave Hakstol, Jeff Sirkka, Mike Speer, Dave Hollins for four games. HITS —Puckett, Minnesota. 201; Baerga, W L P et GB L 10 S tre a k Hom e A w ay Milan Tichy and Kerry Toporowski. defensemen; NEW YORK METS—Named Jeff Mangold Cleveland, 194; Molitor, Milwaukee. 189; Mack, x-O akland 93 63 .596 Z-4-6 Lost 3 48-27 45-36 strength and conditioning coordinator. and Alexander Andrievski, Zac Boyer, Shawn Minnesota, 182; EMartinez, Seattle, 181; Mattingly, M innesota 87 70 .554 6 1/2 Z-6-4 Won 1 47-32 40-38 Arizona Fall League Byram, Rob Conn, Trevor Dam, Tracy Egeland, New York. 180; Thomas, Chicago, 179. C h ica go 85 72 .541 8 1/2 Z-6-4 Lost 1 50-32 35-40 AFL— Named Tim Purpura assistant to the pres­ Justin Lafayette, Owen Lessard, Kevin St. Jacques, DOUBLES— EMartinez, Seattle, 46; Thomas, Texas 74 82 .474 19 Z-4-6 Won 1 36-45 38-37 ident, Joan McGrath administrative assistant to the Steve Tepper, Sean Williams and Craig Woodcraft, Chicago, 43; Mattingly, New York, 40; Griffey, C alifornia 69 87 .442 24 3-7 Won 1 38-37 31-50 manager, and Peter Cosovich operational assis­ forwards, to Indianapolis of the International Seattle, 39; Ventura. Chicago. 36; Jefferies. Kansas Kansas City 69 87 .442 24 z-5-5 Lost 3 43-35 26-52 tant. Hockey League. Released Claude Maillet, de- City. 36; Yount. Milwaukee. 36. S eattle 60 96 .385 33 4-6 Lost 1 34-41 26-55 Eastern League fenseman, and James Adams, Greg Burke, Jason TRIPLES— Devereaux, Baltimore, 11; ALBANY YANKEES— Named George Brzezin- Greyerbiehl, Chris Marshall and Tim Nieman, for­ LJohnson, Chicago, 11; Anderson, Baltimore, 9; NATIONAL LEAGUE ski general manager. wards. Lofton, Cleveland, 8; RAIomar, Toronto, 8; Sierra, East Division BASKETBALL NEW YORK ISLANDERS—Signed Mike James, Oakland, 7; Carter, Toronto. 7; Raines. Chicago, 7; W L P et GB L 10 S tre a k H om e A w ay National Basketball Association goaltender, to a minor-league contract. Molitor, Milwaukee, 7. x-Pittsburgh 95 63 .601 Z 8 2 Won 6 53-28 42-35 HOUSTON ROCKETS—Signed Carl Herrera, NEW YORK RANGERS—Assigned Mike Hulbut H O M E R U N S — McGwire. Oakland, 41; M ontreal 86 72 .544 9 4-6 Lost 2 43-38 43-34 forward. and Joby Messier, defensemen, and Brian JuGonzalez, Texas. 40; Fielder, Detroit. 34; Belle. St. Louis 80 78 .506 15 5-5 Won 2 42-35 38-43 LOS ANGELES LAKERS—Announced that McReynolds and Dave Thomlinson, forwards, to Cleveland, 33; Carter, Toronto. 33; Deer. Detroit, C h ica go 75 83 .475 20 1-9 Lost 8 40-37 35-46 Magic Johnson, guard, will return this season from Binghamton of the American Hockey League. 32; Tettleton. Detroit, 31. New York 69 89 .437 26 2-8 Lost 7 38-39 31-50 retirement. SAN JOSE SHARKS—Loaned Hubie Mc­ STOLEN BASES— Lofton. Cleveland. 63; Philadelphia 69 89 .437 26 Z-9-1 Won 4 41-40 28-49 PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS—Named Eddie Donough, center, to San Diego of the International Listach, Milwaukee, 54; Anderson, Baltimore, 51; West Division Doucette radio play-by-play broadcaster. Hockey League. Sent Rick Lessard and Dean Kol- Polonia, California. 51; RAIomar, Toronto, 47; W L P et GB L 10 S tre a k H o m e A w ay SACRAMENTO KINGS—Named Travis Stanley stad, defensemen; Troy Frederick, center; and Jeff RHenderson, Oakland, 47; Raines, Chicago, 44. x-A tlanta 94 62 .603 6-4 Won 3 47-28 47-34 director of public relations. Massey, right wing, to Kansas City of the Interna­ P IT C H IN G (18 Decisions) —Mussina, C incinnati 88 69 .561 6 1/2 z-8-2 Lost 1 51-25 37-44 Continental Basketball Association tional Hockey League. Baltimore. 17-5, .773, 2.56; JaMorris. Toronto, 20-6. San Diego 80 75 .516 13 1/2 3-7 Lost 2 45-36 35-39 ALBANY PATROONS—Signed Rich Antee. International Hockey League .769, 3.99; Bosio, Milwaukee, 16-5, .762, 3.44; Houston 76 80 .487 18 Z-6-4 Won 3 42-33 34-47 center. PEORIA RIVERMEN—Sent Darren Langdon, JuGuzman, Toronto, 15-5, .750, 2.76; McDowell, San Francisco 69 88 .439 25 1/2 z-5-5 Lost 2 42-39 27-49 FORT WAYNE FURY— Signed Irving Thomas, forward, to Dayton of the East Coast Hockey Chicago, 20-9. .690, 3.20; KBrown. Texas. 20-10, Los Angeles 62 95 .395 32 1/2 2-8 Won 1 37-44 25-51 forward. League and Devin Edgerton, forward, to Winston- .667, 3.28; Appier, Kansas City. 15-8. .652, 2.46. x-clinched division title, RAPID CITY THRILLERS—Signed Shelton Salem of the ECHL. Released Roger Larche, for­ STRIKEOUTS—R Johnson. Seattle, 233; z-denotes first game was a win. Jones, forward. ward; Joel Clark and Bob DesJardins, goaltenders. Perez, New York, 212; Clemens, Boston, 208; ROCHESTER RENEGADE—Signed Jamal SAN DIEGO GULLS— Released Steve Smith, JsGuzman. Texas, 174; McDowell, Chicago, 163; AMERICAN LEAGUE NATIONAL LEAGUE Coleman, forward. defenseman; Bob Hartnell, center; and Mike KBrown, Texas, 161; Langston, California, 161. Monday's Games Monday's Games TRI-CITY CHINOOK—Signed Rodney Hawkins, O'Hara, goaltender. SAVES— Eckersley, Oakland, 51; Aguilera, Baltimore 7, Boston 3 Pittsburgh 10, Chicago 3 forward. SOCCER Minnesota, 40; Montgomery, Kansas City. 39; Cleveland 6. New York 4 P hiladelphia 7, New York 6, 10 innings. 1st Global Basketball Association FIFA—Named Michel Platini and Fernand Sas- Olson, Baltimore, 35; Henke, Toronto, 32; Chicago 9, Minnesota 4 FAYETTEVILLE FLYERS— Traded Brian Martin, tre co-presidents of the 1998 World Cup Organizing JeRussell. Oakland, 30; Olin, Cleveland, 29. California 6. Kansas City 5. 11 innings center, to Cedar Rapids for Keith Gatlin, guard. Com m ittee. Only games scheduled Philadelphia 7, New York 6, 2nd game St. Louis 4. Montreal 1 FOOTBALL Major Indoor Soccer League Tuesday’s Games National Football League SAN DIEGO SOCKERS—Announced the res­ Late Games Not Included Only games scheduled DENVER BRONCOS—Waived Ricky Nattiel. ignation of Fred Whitacre, executive vice president Cleveland 4, New York 3 Tuesday's Games wide receiver, and Robert Perryman, running back. and general manager. Named Tim Latta. general Toronto 5. Boston 2 Late Game Not Included DETROIT LIONS—Signed Troy Stradford, run­ manager. Baltimore 7, Detroit 2 Los Angeles 5, Cincinnati 0 ning back. Waived Eric Lynch, running back. COLLEGE Minnesota 5, Chicago 4 Atlanta 6. San Francisco 0 Waived Andre Jones, linebacker, from the practice CLEMSON—Announced the eligibility of Wayne Texas at O akland (n) Pittsburgh 3, Chicago 0 NCAA Men's Soccer Poll squad. Activated Larry Tharpe. tackle, from injured M ilw aukee at Seattle (n) Philadelphia 5, New York 3 reserve. Released D.J. Dozier, running back. NCAA. 1. Virginia 8-0 480 Kansas City at California (n) St. Louis 2, Montreal 1,10 innings HOUSTON OILERS—Agreed to terms with 2. UCLA 7-0-1 455 W e d n e s d a y s G am es San Diego at Houston (n) Webster Slaughter, wide receiver, on a two-year NCAA Women's Soccer Poll 3. Duke 5-0-2 428 New York (Perez 12-16) at Cleveland (Mlicki 0- Wednesday's Games contract. Waived Johnny Meads, linebacker. Sept 28 4. St. Louis 6-1 404 1). 7:35 p.m. Pittsburgh (Tomlin 14-8) at Chicago (Maddux KANSAS CITY CHIEFS—Activated Darren 1. North Carolina 8-0 240 5. Clem son 5-0-2 355 Boston (Young 0-4) at Toronto (Cone 4-2), 7:35 19-11), 2:20 p.m. Mickell, defensive end. Waived Darrell Malone, 2. Stanford 6-0 228 6. W ashington 5-1-1 316 p.m. Los Angeles (P.Martinez 0-0) at Cincinnati cornerback. Waived Ron Goetz, linebacker, from 3. Connecticut 8-0 216 7. Bowling Green 7-0-1 306 Baltimore (Milacki 6-7) at Detroit (Doherty 6-4), (Belcher 14-14), 7:35 p.m. the practice roster. 4. Portland 7-0 194 8. James Madison 7-1 290 7:35 p.m. San Francisco (Brantley 6-7) at Atlanta (Glavine MIAMI DOLPHINS—Signed Keith Jackson, tight 5 Massechusetts 7-0 184 9. South Carolina 4-0-3 272 Chicago (Alvarez 5-3) at Minnesota (Erickson 20-7), 7:40 p.m. end. to a series of one-year contracts. Released 6. NC State 6-2-1 182 9. St. Johns 6-0-1 272 13-11), 8:05 p.m. Philadelphia (Schilling 14-10) at New York Jim Jensen, wide receiver. 7. V irginia 6-2 166 11. Penn State 7-0 235 Texas (Guzman 15-11) at Oakland (Welch 11 - (Fernandez 13-11), 7:40 p.m. NEW YORK JETS—Waived Jason Staurovsky, 8. Santa Clara 6-2 351 12. C reighton 5-2-0 202 6), 10:05 p.m. Montreal (Hill 16-9) at St. Louis (Magrane 1-2), kicker. Claimed Cary Blanchard, kicker, off waivers 9. SMU 7-2 150 13. Boston U 5-2 190 Milwaukee (Bosio 16-5) at Seattle (Leary 7-10). 8:05 p.m. from the New Orleans Saints. Signed Karl Wilson, 10. Hartford 7-0 129 14 SMU 5-2-1 178 10:05 p.m. San Diego (Semmara 9-4) at Houston (Blair 5- defensive tackle. Added Siupeli Malamala, offen­ 11. W illiam & Mary 7-2 121 15 Indiana 5-3-1 159 Kansas City (Reed 2-7) at California (Valera 8- 7), 8:35 p.m. sive tackle, to the practice squad. Placed Dennis 12. Colorado College 6-1 108 16 San Diego 6-2 89 10), 10:35 p.m. T h u rs d a y ’s G am es Byrd, defensive end, on injured reserve. Waived 13. Central Florida 4-1 93 17. Adephi 5-0 74 Thursday's Games Los Angeles at Cincinnati. 7:35 p.m. Anthony Prior, defensive back, from the practice 14. W isconsin ((g) Madison) 4-2-1 92 18. UNC Charlotte 5-1-1 64 Chicago at Minnesota. 1:15 p.m. San Francisco at Atlanta, 7:40 p.m. squad. 15. Duke 6-2 68 19. Dartmouth 4-1 62 Kansas City at California, 4:05 p.m. San Diego at Houston. 8:35 p.m. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS—Waived Chris 16. Rutgers 4-2-2 6 0 20. George Mason 6-2 29 Baltimore at Cleveland, 7:35 p.m. Only games scheduled Barber and Joe King, defensive backs. Re-signed 17. C ornell 5-1 49 21. Stanford Texas at Oakland, 10:05 p.m. 6-2 29 Willie Culpepper, wide receiver, to the practice 18. Cal Berkley 38 38 22. SIU Edwardsville 7-1 23 Milwaukee at Seattle, 10:05 p.m. squad. Released Kirk Kirkpatrick, tight end, and Jeff 19. James Madison 6-1-1 30 23. Stanford 6-3-1 22 Only Games Scheduled Parker, wide receiver, from the practice squad. 20. NC Greensboro 4-3-1 8 24. Rutgers 4-3-1 20 20. NOTRE DAME 4-2-1 8 25. Santa Clara 5-1-1 16

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Moderator WNDU Television’s Mike Collins Governor Bill Clinton Bill Dailey Junior Philosophy Major Questioners Professor Patricia O’Hara Vice President for Student Affairs President George Bush Pat McCarthy Senior History Major Professor Tim Scully, C S C. Government Department Wednesday, September 30 Professor Walter Nicgorski 7 pm, Lafortune Ballroom (Theodoreys) Program of Liberal Studies page 12 The Observer Wednesday, September 30,1992 SPORTS BRIEFS Cavanaugh hands Morrissey its first loss ND/SMC Equestrian Club is holding an intermural horse BY KEVIN JANICKI Mike Clancy took advantage goals for Carroll and Tom Leahy show October 11 for all members. The registration deadline for Sports Writer of an errant Morrissey pass to scored one. new members is October 2. If you want more details call Megan send a ball from the left to for­ Other scores: Flying Butress 283-2784 or Julie at 283-4042. After beginning the season ward Brian Magee on the right defeated O.C. I 2-0, Zahm A with two victories in mediocre who punched the ball high into defeated Grace A 2-0, Alumni Irish Youth Hockey Leagueis looking fo r ND students to performances, the Morrissey the net. shut out O.C. II 3-0, and Zahm coach or assist coaches during the upcoming hockey season. If interhall soccer squad hoped to Cavanaugh improved its B beat a struggling Stanford B Interested, contact Scott Gosselin at 271-7414. finally notch a win with a solid record to 3-0 and finishes its team 5-2. performance on Sunday after­ season this afternoon against The Aikido Club will be having open practices on Mondays noon against Cavanaugh. Stanford A. Morrissey will take Monday’s Scores: and Wednesdays from 6-8 p.m. in Rockne 219. Everyone is But a strong Cavanaugh team its 2-1 record into their final Zahm A 3, Fisher 1 welcome. with a great deal of momentum game on Sunday against Sorin. Kevin Gibson, Scott Ecker, proved too much for the Manor, Keenan 3, St. Ed’s 1 and Greg Bachman scored ND/SMC Field Hockeywill hold practice on September 30 at winning 1-0 on a second half Mike Pugh, Thad Cuasay, and goals as Zahm A (3-1) finished goal by captain Brian Magee. 9 p.m. for all interested. For more information, call Liz at 283- freshman Lou Vricella scored the season with a 3-1 victory 2670. Morrissey struggled all goals as Keenan defeated St. over Fisher. Fisher finished the afternoon trying to mark open Ed’s 3-1. season 1-1-2. men on their own third of the Officials are neededfor RecSports co-rec basketball. There Dillon 2, Sorin 0 field, while a stagnant offense w ill be a meeting on October 8 at 5:30 p.m. in the JACC Despite a 20-5 advantage in Planner B 5, Stanford B 2 was unable to string passes to­ Auditorium. shots taken, Sorin was shut out Planner B controlled Stanford gether. The Manor did play by Dillon 2-0. Brian Piper and B, winning 5-2. Shaun Tulley, well enough to fend off Ca­ RecSports is taking entriesfor campus badminton, men’s Steve Hallisey did the scoring Anthony Muehlberger, and vanaugh attacks on goal for for Dillon which improved to a Justin Malley each scored one and women’s interhall volleyball and co-rec basketball. Entry most of the game and even 1-3 record. Sorin fell to 0-2. goal and Greg Koenig added deadline is October 7. launched a few shots of their two for Planner while Matt Mc- own, but with under fifteen Carroll 3, Grace B 1 Carey and Frank Cristinzil ND crew teamwill hold a general meeting on September 30 minutes to play, Cavanaugh fi­ Carroll continued its winning scored for Stanford B. Planner at 7:30 p.m. in 127 Nieuland. All rowers should attend. nally notched the goal to decide streak by defeating Grace B 3- B finished the season 3-1. the game. 1. Rudy Christopher scored two Stanford B ended up 0-4. Campus ultimate frisbeeentries are due September 30 in the RecSports office. There will be a captain’s meeting at 5 p.m. on October 1. ALUMNI SENIOR

Just how much Johnson plays Magic will be determined as the continued from page 12 season progresses and he Dr. Michael Mellman, undergoes repeated tests. Johnson’s doctor and a Lakers “He’s going to listen to his ECLUB team physician, said the 6-foot- body, and we’re going to listen 9 superstar’s decision to play to him,” Mellman said. again would present “a new Johnson said he had called Dr. THURSDAY NIGHT challenge” in treating an HIV- positive patient. Jerry Buss, the Lakers’ owner, on Saturday to tell him he had ‘There’s some good and some decided to return, and that not so good,” Mellman said. final details of a contract would Need We Say More? “ He’s a unique case. We’ve be taken care of in the next day never done this before.” or two. Come on Baby.... The Place To Be For The Class Of ’93 9-2

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JASON Consistency is Holtz’s main concern against Stanford KELLY By JENNY MARTEN Associate Sports Editor

Match Point Consistency was the word of the day at Lou Holtz’s press conference yesterday afternoon. The veteran coach told of a need for consistency when Notre Dame is on the football field. Magic Johnson is “We don’t do the little things on offense that we need to do. finally back where he We are not very consistent. We have become too much of a big play football team. 1 would like to see us become far more con­ belongs sistent on offense that we are,” said Holtz. Holtz praised the individual efforts of the offensive line in recent games, but once again spoke of consistency. He’s back where he belongs. “Justin Hall played well. Lindsey Knapp is a solid football When the Los Angeles Lakers travelplayer. Aaron Taylor has the chance to be an outstanding to Honolulu next week to begin training football player and Tim Ruddy is also expected to be a good camp, Magic Johnson will be along for football player. the ride. “Collectively (on offensive line), we haven’t been as consistent It’s good news for the Lakers and for the fans, but most of all, for Magic. or as good as we’d like to be. Individually, they’re playing well, “That court is where I belong, no but collectively I w orry about us. W ith M irko Jurkovic, Gene matter what happens,” he said McGuire and (Tim) Grunhard on the line, we were used to Tuesday. “I ’m playing again. Finally.” controlling the line of scrimmage and I feel that we haven’t That’s the sentiment of his legions ofcontrolled it as we have in the past,” said Holtz. fans worldwide. No one has ever looked more Holtz was encouraged with the play of the Irish defense comfortable on the basketball court, or against Purdue. The Notre Dame coach said he was especially more uncomfortable off of it, but more happy with the way the Irish stopped the Boilermakers on third important concerns had to be down, but even the defense has room for improvement in addressed before he returned to the consistency. Observer/Kyle Kusak rigors of an NBA season. “Defensively, I was pleased with the way we played. Our Notre Dame quarterback Rick Mirer and the rest of the Irish offense That kind of physical activity is tackling was much crisper,” said Holtz. “Consistency-wise, we is searching for consistency. unprecedented for someone who is HIV-positive and his doctors simply have a long way to go.” Purdue game with a win despite the rain. He’s also thankful don’t know what to expect. But since There is one area in which the Irish have been consistent in that Stanford is not a member of the Big Ten. his retirement last November, Magic the last two games: a lack of fumbles. Notre Dame did not give “I’m glad to be done with the Big Ten. It’s a very difficult con­ has worked out tirelessly, adding up the ball on the ground against Michigan State or Purdue. ference and a very physical conference. When you play four fifteen pounds of muscle and tons of After opening the season with four consecutive games against conference teams in a row, it is difficult if you don’t belong to hope for a successful return. Big Ten teams, Holtz said he was happy to come away from the that conference,” said Holtz. “There’s some good and some not so good,” Lakers team doctor Michael Mellman said. “ He’s going to listen to Magic Johnson returns to the Lakers his body and we’re going to listen to him .” Despite illness, Magic can’t leave the game that he loves Some people say that a strenuous INGLEWOOD, Calif. (AP) — Unable to “ I’m playing again,” he beamed. “It’s time to go back to work, it’s time to basketball season could ultim ately take leave the game he loves even to fight for“Yeaaaa. Finally.” have some fun, ” Johnson said. “I think his life, but he is never more alive than his life, Magic Johnson returned to pro Johnson probably won’t play full time — the positives outweigh all the risks. when he is on the basketball court. 50-60 games is the starting point for this That’s not saying there are no risks, Take basketball away and he suffers. basketball Tuesday. His fans suffer too. Less than a year after retiring because season — and he’ll be checked and because life itself a risk. But being out They miss seeing him grab a he had contracted the AIDS virus, double-checked by doctors who admit there, I won’t be worried about that. If I rebound, turn and fire a bullet of a Johnson announced that he will play they don’t know just what the grind of was concerned about that, I’d still be court-length bounce pass to a streaking again this season for the Los Angeles professional basketball will do to a man retired. ” James Worthy. Lakers and said it was only natural. with Johnson’s medical condition. The mood this time was decidedly They miss seeing him take a pass in “ That court is where I belong, no But from the parquet floor of Boston different from that retirement the lane, muscle up against a defender, matter what happens,” Johnson said, Garden to the Roman pillars of the announcement 327 days ago. This time, spin and sink his baby hook shot. speaking in the same room where his fabulous Forum, he’ll be back, wearing Johnson frequently laughed and joked They miss seeing him step up to thebade his sad, shocking goodbye last Nov. No. 32, flashing that big smile and with his wife and reporters, flashing his three-point line in a big game and bury 7. playing the game as only Magic can. famous trademark smile. that ugly jum p shot. “This is a lot more relaxed ... better,” Now they will see it all again. said Johnson, showing the bulk of an But what keeps bringing him back? added 15 pounds he gained through After winning five NBA championships and three MVP awards, what’s left? rigorous weight-training. “It was much It’s not the awards that bring Magic tougher then, because I was having to back, however, it’s his love of the game. say goodbye.” Even a life-threatening illness can’t Johnson’s wife, Cookie, said she was keep him from competing. behind his decision to return “totally ... 100 percent.” Questions about his health will hang Since Johnson announced his like a cloud over his every move, but retirement, there had been a steady even Magic Johnson wouldn’t sacrifice stream of speculation and controversy his life just to play one more game. about his future, mixed with his He and his team of doctors w ill triumphant appearances in the NBA All- monitor his condition carefully and Star Game in February and the Olympics constantly, and the moment his health this summer. It was that success and the begins to deteriorate, he will leave the game for good. lack of additional medical problems that But for now, he’s healthy and he’s convinced Johnson to return. here to stay. “The true test for me was playing And he won’t dwell on his illness or against the players in practice on the the repercussions that a grueling NBA Olympic team and watching as I was just season could bring. getting better and better, playing hard Instead, he is simply looking forward against them every day, going at it like it to the competition and the chance to was a regular game,” Johnson said. return to the game he loves. “Also, getting back here, putting on 15 His fans are happy to have him back, pounds, playing every day, as we did this but Magic is even happier. morning w ith the guys at UCLA. This is where he belongs. “I’m feeling good and it’s time to get back to what I was doing.” INSIDE SPORTS Johnson, 33, said there was never a time after the Olympics that he thought ■Men's soccer defeats DePaul he wouldn’t return, but waited to make see page 13 the announcement because, “Now is the perfect time. It’s only a week until ■Penguins close to signing training camp.” Lemieux see page13 The Lakers report to Honolulu on Oct. 8 to begin preparations for the season. Their first game is Nov. 6 against the Los ■Volleyball loses to ISU A r me rnoio Angeles Clippers. see page 14 Magic Johnson announced Tuesday that he will return to the NBA this season despite suffering from HIV. see MAGIC/page 12