THE OUTLAW The Valley Stream Weekly
Wat Howe, Editor
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SHOES, RUBBER BOOTS, ARTICS AND EVERY THINS r ^% .IN THE SHOE.LINE At WONDERFUL LOW PRICES. ^t?^-v 7v^ Rocl A- -^ I%_t_ f' * -%-*'4*j.; t ' "i "•ft-4(, Ss^^fc- TAv^fWr "^fliiaBrV C •ffth .... Valley EL'^'i, N. Y. 11520 No. 14. VALLEY STREAM. Long Island, New York. CHRISTMAS, 922. WE, US. YOU AND IT. OUR BOY SCOUTS. ? v" . The «tcond week in January The Out- ' \Ve invited ourselves to attend the Boy •' law will throw its sombrero in the ring ai Seoul3 of America meeting la«t Jlond»y night at Commuiiy Hml). : .a weekly newspaper. It will grow in •: Upon filtering, *e moved-as quietly as size as it is nourished by the people. It pos»ibK, Uii tveiy t-ccut turned to see -.,wil! give ALL the new* of Tbe Valley what the wind bed . blowy in. ScouU •1W1.-..vicinity escli week—nothing of are n'oled for kern hearing'. As tbry i|e4.;!u'e .iiiterett will escape its eagle-eye. stood facing ho.ut Muster Trayuor in • -'Sind in your dollar for fifty-two issue* ''line foiui'aliun," it. thriller] us with- Don I .depend upon newsboys—be sure ihai iiidefinal.le " tooae-flc*!),'4 sticb as .you get yours. is caused by tbe sound of the reveille ; - a lar^c lioch of small men—a mixture • YOU CAN GET.YOUR GIFTS. eini..aliu1> litiuidirTcreul parts ol Ibe Our genial and accommodating post- j;Jobi .1 geiicriitioii hark, such is -our ; master, has voluntarily announced that U. S. Army jJroudly bonne of. ••'• • -..' .... be: will open the Post Office op ;.*4V\'e will u.ake this the best troop .on" " Saturday nijjht after 8 o'clock for a while 'JUt Itpia. d, or |jo out tif business,1 iaid and on S unday morning from 9 until i2. tlie fccoutui. stei, pud _aj)proviil was pjo- for tbe accomniodalion of the anxiotis clairued by the tMtntj-eight Aiiieiieiiii- ones who 'expect Christmas greetiugi spiritcid bo)b. 'J. be fund for tli<: L,og , from fi lends. . Cabin is piogrcssing rciuarkatily, the ireasur) liuvin>> • Jt>U.U9 iit Jonjj gieeu," The Citizen1;? Association will give a as Acjjjataiil Scoulinustc] Nut/.horn ex. red-hot entertainment and a jolly dance pressed it. " ; . ;. . -onJanuary tf. We -will give further "~1'<.niiffour'toy'fo"jbiu." Jle wauls to. dcUIIs tn our first weekly Issue of tba It is uoii-iicctariau, as Uie naUjt: iutjilici: Outlaw, the second week In January. Make bitu a lidy Scout of TIM: VAI.I.KV !-*TI:KAM' vfiSHiii/v A I••gilii ,<>ti i i ui-iiic fur HilinUsioii lit the ^'. S. Posi Ofuce at 2nd class matter. Vo'. I. .N". I Piicclluo crnl4. •;?M . :1 V c •',1- ? t'ward none," is our motto— ^ -^.^i; FOK BUNG V1AU. c BEFERENCE ' ; m:1 i! •v:' ,r..^.fl V*-: 1 rf^.'.^At''.' *"v^ ""* '- -. •.*wi* A^**-*^-*--****- ——•»'-* • •••».-*»-*;.> -..^— ••*• -*•• ; — " 'v •/ •r--fV. • *• r • =*- •••'•-• • • ' • • .-• • '•". ... . • ..-.-. CX' ' '.'.' 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The board of Sup- well o'nights. .. •• . . • 1 ervisors or the sheriff have done Your Christmas Club Fund will be safe. . . ••' i nothing to replace .them:). our 'homes ; i and the public highways are left to the JecVit Gathard has been nufferinj; for the past few days with ui taraclie. He j ire.vy of the one with ihe gun and the is mucli vtorrivd about bit school work. 1 little cor.rage that is • necessary to at- You cant blame him for that, as it is . . .- | lack the' unprotected. ; known bis teacher greet* all her pupils with a kiss \V« hope be will be KB fortu- . 1 It is better to be known 33 a rascal iittejn all the nmaiu ing classes. * • , / i'i~rw than not to be known at all. Although tke holiaays have passed, . • gifts continue to conic to -tome, and in "" Mk. .»] Waiter Cover has just purchased a particular to Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Hbln. *?•* MRW flivver runabout. He.caHs'it a of Kockawar Ave. On Friday January " -, | -"Rolls Royce," — .but you . klio*5tb, a baby girl, weixbing six pounds, • - ' '-Walter. . . . .-..-. • Natalie by name, wa* the beqnesi. j ~:-^ : ,-'• . ... • -.'•••••:.'- '••i'-:-..':-'rl*'.- • Mother and daughter progressing nicely. f--\ " ' ' . •"•••v--- ' ; ' • -'- - :••-,•- • •>•'•:;•••• ' . •••'• • ' --.•" "•. : . -"•'••• '. . .'.;- .; ' •• •; -'..• .-• •. . . '. ..vi;..*:- '. \ :-• .'•• : .:•/•/:-.• •' V . •- • V•••,;; ••-••• :• —•" •.":'. • ^ •:" '.' •v^r ••. .. :- •.-..-, .:-:.-/=-:'j;; .',.;." -.- V,i-v'"V;VV ;.; V ;-'-:-. •'••-•':.. " .'-^ ••'•-." •'-• ••'•-, - :' ' •'.. •: • .":.-• . : -.- ' •-.. X> .:'-•. i ' • '• -:'. " . •' .* -. ' < •'* •" " • ' • . . -: - : . • ':'."•'.'••• --\'-;- ." • -:' '"•:;.' }''" , ''"•'. ^ :'•'' • •' • •_.-'.' /r -- u SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW-52 TIMES ONE DOLLAR. Office Tel. 3)J-Valley Stream.— Res. Tel. 320 L. 461 VALLCr 8TRCAM ROBERT M- DIBBLE B4TM " REAL ESI ATE ANO -IN >U* AN CE XOTA.RV 1'irjJl.JC ' D. J. BERGEN VALLEY STREAM. LONG ISLAND MOSKV LOANED OX IliiSI) AM) MDKTCMiK. AND THE QUICK ELEQTRICAL SHOE KEPAIRIN3 SHOP WORK DONE PROPEHI.Y AVIIIKK YOU \VA.1T J. HIOKAVANTJ. Near Post Oflice ' Vallc) Sircini 'fv HOBT. C. VAN DEH CLUTIi DEVOE AND REYNOLD'S PAINTS. CARPHNTKR & CABINET MAKKK l Porch Enclosures, Storm Sosli, Screens and all kinds of Carpentering and Cabinet Work. Koi-kaw.iy & Scraliton Ave., Valley Stresin 21 Forest Ave. . Valley Streuin HUSE'S DELICATESSEN AX ANNOUNClvMUNT: SAVKS VOl'THlll'SIU; FRIEDMAN'S QUALITY Everything in the Line Clean and DELICATESSEN Fresh Always Rockaway Ave.. nesr Depot • CAKES \Vi.slies tu^iiiioiincc a Sl'l'XI AL SALK AND CLAM CHOWDER for the no -iAKI; III-MI: HXTIRE MONTH OF JANU »RA' Unckenay A ve. 10.) Feet North ol Trolley Line kooin fora Kill Ir Line of < &'TIU;OKI> 1'oon'i'kouucTs . ( SIIO\V ROOM. Telrpliunr 3W-J Villcv Slream.: ' For which we a;e the exc u^ivc Local Distributor. • / P. FISCHER ' ' Prices on lintire Slock have bjcn Grejlly.' -* Reduced in order to Hasten Its Sale. ... 1JCKN.SKD EbeCTRITIOM -V- An ln»pcclinn and Comparison w Mutual Benefit. Fl.XrURES APPLIANCES SUPPLIES OUIJEKS OKLIV'EREO- r OCS-M j : -" OKW A HOME IN VALLEY STREAM. ATTEND AND ENJOY YOURSELF it was taken with bronchal pneumonia. Always patronize everything that is The little husky is fighting this ail- for the good of the town, for you ment through also and will soon be will yourself derive the benefit if you home. Will, who has been playing are interested in your home. Be sure the bachelor act here from the start to attend the Citizens Association en- of the trouble, is glad that they will tertainment and dance on the 27th of soon be home. He no doubt will get this month. You will sure get your the dickens on account of that pile money's worth in this instance. of dishes. "Day bv day in every way." they IMPROVING- ouder what The Outlaw will say. "Hubby" Russel, of Mcrrick Road, /ti-k by week you'll hear them squeak who has been on the sick list for a ,-e rats, the wicked of whom we'll long while anu at one time reported And year by year, never fear. The near the portal of the beyond, is up Outlaw will surely bring you cheer. and on the way toward being his old-time self again. Mrs. Henry, of Rockville, Conn., who has been spending a couple of Miss Emma Smith, of Lincoln Ave., weeks with the family of R. M. Dib- jwho won the popularity contest at ble, left for home Sunday moming. the last carnival held here, has be- come the assistant of Dr. Harry A RUN OF BAD LUCK. Cohen, in his dental parlors. On December 26, Mrs Berkey, of Fresh Pond Road, while carrying the New Fire-signal boxes are being child of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Ludwig. installed all over town. Our Fire our town's people, fell down stairs Boys are a few years ahead of an or- and the .child suffered concussion of dinary village and their hustling pro- the brain. After having, through clivities will help drag The Valley great, care, recovered from the -fall, from its slothful repose. •ME COMING COMMUTERS'S HOME-VALLEY STREAM. OUR HALF-HOUR ALONE. fort at reguh.r mttrvtls. 1 he body Many people who have that time in is a builder, and ntturr is ever striv- ing to repa.'r our eriors. The habit of lite, three score years, the time -they \ I eight hours of rest and a bath work should have only begun to mature wonders. physically and mentally, and realize No .n.v.ter if you On change them— the real pleasures and possibilities of sometimes,—if your b">dy is not clean living, begin thinking of joining Ponce you can breed a cootie in a week. dc Leon in his quest for the warm With the room wai m and the water Mood, light heart and freedom of right—ever in a ba^in—soup—and youth—having lost theirs in their more soap — you are safe, a-id triving for manion and evil • hcalth- you don't need a pot of paint /•acliing excesses. to make you rosy and bright, Mo:iry will liny comfu Is 1 V Lsir- r.-tr.-.:.-:»i-5i: -U^TJr.;.—.- fr--.fi.•• SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. ROUGH PLAY. , 'crazed chaffeur who had his foot on diaries Homau, proprietor of the the gas to the limit. May she always Valley Steam Garage, on Merrick be able to step back from the other Road near Central Ave., has many swift dangers of this world that are worries on his mind on account of worse than being hit by a (liver, his little son. Charley, Jr., who suf- fcrcd an injury to his neck a couple YOU'RE FADED. of months :iyo through being picked The taxi drivers are doing well. up by the head in play by a friend of Money is always changing hands. They the family. It caused a had strain on ' work froln seven unt11 eleven. ^nd that . , . . , . , . seems to be their slogan—seven come bones from which he has unproved eleven. slightly although he has been .cler constant treatment since the It is as natural for a man to be bald as it is for a woman to he bold. \Ve see by the papers that the ladies Harry Rabcrdine, who "Went away of France are wearing shadow stock- to Join the Army" last June and is ings as a sort of compromise for the now located at Fort Totten. came home long skirts. If the fad conies here on a short furlough last Saturday to some people will have to do some kirs his mother and shako hands with his frirnils. A NARROW ESCAPE, Don't forget to attend the K. of C. We don't remember th? day, but Minstrel on Fob. 5lh. ll is for the no doubt she does. A lilllc girl of benefit of the Valley Srrepni Fire- twelve or thereabouts, stepped . back nun's Athletic F*:'lcl. and sat donwn as -.lie was just sUirrinr; to cross Rockaway Ave., ji-st averting The birth rate is increasing nil over a calemity to herself and a little the country—sort of an epidemic that bothersome inconvenience to~» spced- • startpfl last spriiiK. ( ^^ " ' ff.cc i» 2i.d rla.'-s matter; ' - ' Price three cento PUBLISHED INTHL VAL.UEY OF BEAUTIFUL HOftfS ''.^^;#^^£vwr£;^;iiii^ So called, only 1o attract the L FOR A HOME CONVENIENT TO THE CI1Y-FFF V/II FV fTFFAM. AMNESIA? OVERHEARD. A watch party given by Gco. Grevert W«! started to clean off our roof and Walter Gov-cr on New Year's Eve from the recent snow when we heard was full of joy and gladness 'and un- from below, plea.'ant voices : '' Clara. I corked delight—the early morning eel that same intangible feeling this \vas full of mystery. Every thing they evening, while vith you, as I did laid down would disappear. They lost ivhei. I saw you last summer." each other several times in a few min- "Oh, John, please ki'ep it a secret." utc-s. They laid down Greverts auto We at that moment slipped and fell 'orgot where they laid it, and it from the rooi. he found until the rest of the valkcd home. The one thing A SAFE. i., did not seem to mislay was a Mrs. DeMartino get.erally has the peculiar thrist. right changi, but if you give her a g bill she goes to the bank. She The fellow who sang "Jesus Lover comes up smiling back of the counter, of My Soul" as he sat in the chair at smoothing out her skirt. Sing Sing recently, would no doubt liked to finish the song on the other It in search of a suitable person side. for the position of chambermaid in a Mr. Harry Comstock who has been female seminary, we know of but one spending his time at Idol, Tenn., for person in this town that we conlrl several months, returned Home last conscientiously recommend for the Saturday. 'Tho he was in Idol he job. was not idle. He is much interested in Hive your name identified with bar- mining in that state. gains—a business place where people Another new resident is expected get their money's worth—that's' ad- »on Fourth Street very soon. vertising. That's The Outlaw. C SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW—52 TIMES ONE DOLLAR. HOLD YOUR BREATH. OUR CHISTMAS PRESENT. A bill is soon to he brought up be- At Christinas cherry time I wa fore the government law bunglers presented with a fine green parrot i making it a crime for anyone to take a gilded cage by Mr. and Mrs. Olive internally any stimulant containing more than one-half of one per cent Dempsy. He, the bird of course, of thai pleasant soul-destroying bev- a fine specimen and we have heroin erage called booze. What, a lot more very friendly, as I had not heard him griill? The enforcement agents will say a had word—the things I al'bor; thtn go around with "John Doe" I have been very careful to keep hii-i •-earch warrents and stomach pumps, pure. Every time I noticed Mike ."car—beer and an yeast cake and the O'Laugliliji, George Patterson or Tom iioosejfow for you if you have spent Balf coining toward my sanctum I :ill vonr inonev. immediately put cotton in Polly's cars with a match stick. It was only re- DOUBLED IN NUMBER. cently thnt I noticed a difference in Mr. and Mrs. Coopersmith, of Grove the morals of the bird. I investigated! St., recently entertained some friends and found that it had been absorhant fror.i ihr Valley, at their home. cotton that 1 had been using. Polly The guests were small in number and I are now on the "out?." ; but large in thirst, which the host You will always find the prudi endeavored to satisfy with some of bard hearted. liis " 57 varieties." Departure begun after the eighteenth variety, and when | Miss Lillian Hocy, of New York the new day dawned its way in and Ave., returned Sunday from a plcss- the last guests meandered homeward, iaiit week's visit with relatives n it looked like a big crowd, for each j New York. Among tbe many dolig one looked like two or three to the ' ful enjoyments was a motor trip to oilier*. Castle Convent,, at New Rochclle. ADVERTISING ? YOU GET RESULTS THROUGH THE OUTLAW. j OUR NEW FIRE-HOUSE. NEED THEM. The Board of Fire Commissioners The Citizens' Association are con- ;re to call a meeting soon for the pur- templating "locking the stable before rose of building a new fire house the horse is gone," the outbuildings louth of the track. It will no doubt before we lose our flivver and the ^e erected on Seventh Street, where f.ont door before someone gets our i will be convenient when fire trou- nanny." They are talking of in- bles sta't in that end of town, and stalling a couple of cops on our streets. vill also be the headquarters of the Good idea—we need them. y'allcy Stream members of the Tally- jo Company that have lost their home Al Liebschick, of Merrick Road, while !o Lynbrool:. up at the Hempstead reservoir, took an iinohiiilaiy bath list Monday. He •sidents around Salt Lake hasn't got over it yet. He looks fine. 3allad Are. are making pre- . for another flood. P- It is reported that at the next elec- tion Rudolph Hettick will be nominat- i George Tauber jur.t returned from ed for the office of mayor of Philo- Shemocan, Penn. He says things are greno Park, to oppose Philogreno, the (vide open there — real old beer over 1 present incumbent. He wishes that the (he bar, booze a plenty, a little over law allowed a recall as he would like the price, and everybody drunk. Well, to take up the duties immediately. his eyes still looked funny when he isaid it — he just got back. A good, many friends of David and i If you are a poffiteer, don't advertise Mrs. Ely, gathered at their home on jin the Outlaw. We don't want you. Jamaica Ave., on New Year's Day. 'The Outlaw gives the money's worth Did they have a good time? Those •sind wants advertisers that do the who know the host and hostess ans- fsime. '*""" wer that — all together. — "Yes! yes!" I J SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. THIS OUTLAW ' FROM A CLEAR STREAM PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY BY CORRESPONDENT WAT HOWE The Long Island R. K. has placed signs a TMf IOITOR. the crossing'at Terrace Place and the rail- er road to the effect that on January 15 they DICK HOWE. will erect barriers at this crossing, which Is a public highway, and will prosecute: What's the use of writing an editorial— anyone trespassing ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW TOO STRONG. the tongue that tells it or how fine To f. (-.. and T. Ci. the nib of the pen that writes it, and My dear Sir and Madam:- no man, be he either a fool or a I am really sorry, but I would not clown is hurt by a lie If he lives It dare publish your letter, ev«n over down. your own signlture. The proffiteer hasn't anything in- Worry over unkind things said by eiile him but liver and lights. Ei'iall-aouled and envious sneaks has buried many an honest woman and We have noticed that many peo- many a good and worthy ni:xn. ple that we know have severe cases There is overmuch jealousy In this of amnesia, as regards their promises world of ours. To know that some and appointments. people talk about you behind your back is a boost—a certificate of John Clamser of Scrantou Avenue, f ' Character, and a tribute to ad- is very low with heart trouble, and it Is reported that he was removed / .bility. No man or woman4 v. worth while is immune to the Mlneola Hospital on Wednes- Ub—at vicious minds—there is ul- day. Mrs. Clamser Js .also confined \\ays the slanderer and unscrupul- to her home With a severe case of ous liar whose reputation and mo- iisthmu. lives are known and whose attacks Mr. and Mrs David Ely of Jama- cannot mislead honest and unbiased ica Avenue spent last Sunday at the opinion. The man Who abuses his home of Mrs. Ely's mother, Mrs. A. betters and the woman that hints Van Mostrand at Richmond Hill. that another woman is no better than she ought to be, will both need Mr. and Mrs. John Father of New watching. If they are after you, York Avenue, entertained over Lin- don't worry. coln's birthday, Mrs. Kruse and fam- , A lie is a lie, no matter how glib ily of New York City. I SWSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAH THE K. OF C. MINSTRELS The chicken that gets his mos/ The St. Mary's 1C. of C. Minstrels pleasent smiles and for whose pi; held at Public school No. 24, on feathers he pays the most, isn't &'. February 9th, for the benefit of tlic ways the one he leads to the alta Fireinen'B Athletic Field, was^a hush success. The program was hirge und extremely entertaining. The public was satisfied and the TIIK l-'irciunn grateful. I H is rrporte>i that Mrs Rief, mother, of Al Ritf, of Jamaica Ave, died Thursday morning: OUTLAW UP, DOWN, UP AGAIN. The large directory sign at the north side of the depot, recently creeled by Tom Inyard, the sign painter, was taken down the first Is prepared to handle any kind of of the week on account of it en- cioacning upon city property. II will be erected again in larger pro- portion and more beautiful, four feet .JOB back from where it stood. |: Woman, after Deity, is the one thing we wo.rship—if she's good and complacent. printing VALLEY STREAM. IK- *-CHBM FKED'RAUSTEIN , A VALLEY HTREAM: \VKKKLY7'^ ^ C J Application wade fur 'admission at tlie V. S. Foil Office at 2nd das* matter;' Vol. 1. No. 3 ' ' . ' . Price three oral* PUBLISHED INTHE. VALLEY OP BEAUTIFUL tA*e>s»w «sar *&* *» 5?^-p&S* v ^ SIXTEEN MILE5 DOWN THE TRAIL OF THE|(^ ^^{!l|JRlilN£« *•"* JANUARY The 26th Day of the first month of the best yew The Valley, has ever enjoyed. , 1923, W^iiiim^^/M So called, only to attract the attention of the reader — Gawd knows what others call it. "JUSTICE to all and malice t'ward none," is our motto _ if we like'em. IT ft Af< AXIOM OF 3CIEMU THAT NOTHINC, 151££ PERFtCT FOR BEING SMALL C i ' • . • •'- - . ." '.' .- ;-}'•'* :- -."'-' \i:\ .'•:. . •••••-'•:•!•,, •.,:•;•, • v:~ its • ««-.*»«•«•.« fjfn c ~3 .. .. ~, i^i-i-n. After our article suggesting a few flats on the new buildings being erect- ed north of the Frankel & Meyer Drug Store, Doc Muller dreamed of putting -•-—». M. fZf on another story. The Bromo Seltzer people must have got scared and come HOLIDAY BARGArNS across. The scheme has fallen through. Prospective inhabitants, go back to the city and -pay your rent. George Patterson, with all his store j of riches, is very democratic. He uses Nowf •;" | . a Never-Ready safety razor and Fels Naptha when he shnves. Rubber Boots Comfy Slippers r SOME RESEMBLANCE. Tom Harten has a fine breed of And Shoes \ Chow dogs. They proudly display r" their broad, fluffy shoulders and necks. That FIT Your Feet U'' Rock, way Ave. .... ". They looked more dolled up than the v»% Stream much talked of "flapper" with her furs, and have as much sense in some cases Office Tel. 313 — Vmlly Si ream.— Hei. Tel.J-320 , —with clue respect to the dogs. ' ROOire-^ • • - V.'e have had several interpreters try to find out what language Sara Mar- golies uses when he talks over the phone. LOANKD OK BONO AND MORTflAOE. . I- The longest way 'round is the short- est way home, unless it..ie your wife. __ .'.FISCHER" In the coldest day in "December or the hottest of July weather,J£ Is better LICENSED ELKCTHICJON FIXTURETURES APoii."- for two to sleep alone, than Just"one APPLIANCES SUPPUES ? together. • . " Roct.n.y Strum, N. Y. fl TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES FROM PENN. STATION. WE GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES. / A NEAR TRAGEDY. ' WE WONDER! With fight in bis eyes, and with ten- We just beard that Dr. Foster, who sion of muscles, Frank Cahill ordered recently returned from a bunting trip up tbe state, killed one of tbe biggest Joe Lambertson to prepare for a se- buckK of the season. We may not have vere chastisement. Anticipating strat- beard right Say, was that "buck" or egy on Joe's part, he demanded the "bull"? L. I. H. R. gates to be lowered across Rockaway Avenue, to shut off escape HIS NERVE. in that direction. Cahill then buttoned She walked down Rockaway Ave., his coat—no one knows why—and pro- Leading a brindle pup. ceeded to carry out his design. To his Said he "No doubt on Christmas Eve surprise LauibertEon seemed carelessly- Your stocking you'll hang up." unconscious of tbe air being full of She looked a little puzzled. threats, and Eat playing with a bottle And then said with a frown. on the curbstone.' In strong language "You don't suppose on Christinas Eve Cahill again shouted bis threatening ...My stockings will ban* down!" dialogue, when bis eyes 'rested upon, tbo object of Joe's extreme Interest. Did you ever notice that every time Immediately all animosity xas forgot- Bill Hcndrickson smiles every dog.in ten. ; - 5 town wass his tail? Moral.—Don|t kick tbe band'that Ask Al Hall what he uses so many -may feed you. rocking chairs for. -He won't tell us. c o,. SUCCEES IN LIFE," HAS A WIDE INTERPRETATION. WHEN WILL PUSSY BEGIN TO "EAT.? MAY SCON COME TO PASS. tre and the benefits It was sure to cre- ate. What will Rockaway Avenue look We are still thinking, while Lyn- lite on Saturday night after the new brook is acting. theatre opens at Lynbrook? In this town each one tries to pass Will it affect the merchants of this the buck .to the next one-when any— village? ' thing is wanted for the Rood of the Will the people buy their week's sup- community. ply of goods after the show Is over in" "" This is not a knock for the Valley— Lynt.rook? • just a little boost for Lynbrook, which c •>e 'Valley first thought of a thea- it deserves. " • C THE SUCCESS OF MAMf A MAN MAS BEEN MADE BY A MAID. J O- UTL' A W I nev/r — - •••-^"^.. .•-""" O'Hcri calrl :,°"i; """"•".^"—r. WAT HOWE , ..w.ua up a coluiuo,. if —th e ouuuiebulletr *V£i£- - , -. .j end shoots one to bad taken i course one— irjtimldate the otr.ers. quarter of an inch higher Neither one or" these it would h«ve crushed 3 rcaliz* until aft:r, that tbe eye and a beautiful they have given a job to child's r— ;S3£ the enmrv— - • -si-- sex I V5- ^ .*-:.,.. .-„.,.,•.•, i. ; ,'4py.\ *v»;^-> .1 •**•#.. •i\ -.\s.-.; ;,.,ji.v/*- *-/-'>i .*- r •• !r•f Jt OHM A HOME JN BEAUTIFUL VALLEY STREAM. 7.I4/M«« • ' - OUR HALF-HOU._„.R. ALONE/UA/IYC. pation which keep the lamp of hope We pass hundreds of people encli day, eJucere Christians, honest inci alight; great aspirations, blissful thieve? and the vilest dregs of human- 'dreams, sacrifice, success and black despair. Who shall say that these are ity in fine linen, and we pay no at- only found In bound volumes? tention to them, as we do not know which is which, but a rogue under ar- Ncath the every-day life there is al- rest attracts a crowd and we all rub- ways the unreal and unfamiliar. There ber, 'is romance about us in plenty If we could but see and understand. How strange is lite—how complex find filled with puzzling problems! A good man can shape himself ac- How fraught with momentous deeds— cording to surroundings, but so can a with tragedy—and through it all ever good garter. runs the golden warp of romance. Your friend and neighbor, do you A woman somewhat resembles a C fountain pen—hundred of words with- IF. . know him? Think you there is not in out a let-up. I. his record more than one crisis—more (can one self-sacrifice—more than one L ir: grave of which you have never even WATCH FOR THE CROUP. »• • guessed? What do you really know o'f !•: Croup is becoming prevalent. A his hopes, his temptations, his strug- f glen, his-, disappointments and hl£ doctor is cheaper than a funeral. It I hideous fears—his unutterable joys is better to have them with us than to and his unspeakable griefs? You mourn over them and our neglect af- • • think you know his weaknesses and ter they are gone. We hear some very his strength, something of bis virtues raspy coughing from children on the and his vices—none are exempt from street, as they are going to the store, I either—and that is all. .'or mama, during the bad weather that we have recently had to enjoy. Watch Few there are whose lives arc de- your kid's cough. void of romance. Many there are whose lives would so far surpass the fiction t4 Dear Editor:—Can a man love a dog found in books as to leave them bar- better than his wife? ren of the very element with which they seem to abound—love such ae Say, did you ever own a good dogft\ff, ?i none other ever knew, joys of antici- Who said that Santa had become a bootlegger T YOU MAY FORGET HIS NAl/E BUT NEVER HIS NATURE. A REQUEST. ELEVENTH HOUR REDUCTIONS! Will those who have garments at the LIONEL ELECTRIC TRAINS . Cleansers kindly call and get them, and, incidentally, those who owe him MECHANICAL TRAINS Kindly call and settle up. He would li!:c to keep hir, books straight and his FLEXIBLE FLYER SLEDS mind filled with pleasing thoughts of DOLLS AND TOYS the people that he has been friendly to. ill '.h^ Ipdy v:ho mr.de the Rtate- n°.nt in the A. & P. store, that she EB1N STOr{E ,. •/oi' did anything in private that she VALLEY STREAM / iv.ld no', dc in public, kindly explain, iy has rhe not been arrcate'd? TCL. «6I VALLEY BTREAM OUR ART DEPARTMENT. B4TM " " ^-OTI 'hs nil-tie and turmoil of bus- inocr, utrife, from an artistic environ- D. ]. BERGEN ment, from an atmosphere of success, IOTI?'", to our thriving, little paper one Eel .ad Conboy, an artist. "Ned." as we are wont to call him bra'.cd talent for the pleasure of the Vp.lley's'~people. In BO doing, it will no doubt add laurels to his already great famo and improve the good (?) name of The Outlaw. If he .makes a wise crack at fome- DEVOh AND REYNOLD'S PAINTS. bris with his Ingenious 'quill, and "thai r.ooiooDc becomes indignant, we feel that the fault will lay with^ie "vic- . turn's" sense of humor. .••.•- 1'ile all complaints at this office Rockaway & Scranton Av., Valley Stream. "-They may suggest more food -for fun. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW-52 TIMES ONE DOLLAR. HE LIVES IN THE HEARTS OF THE OUTLAW. Everyone in the Vulley reads THE CHILDREN. OUTLAW. Jfas it ever occurred to you that They road ALL. of it. there is one mystic man on whom al- it pays to place your advertisement most nil children lean mentally ibis where it positively will Le read. If your article is of good value or a time of year—upon whose love and bargain, let the people know of it in a goodness they depend with as firm a way that is SURK to bring results. faith as we of mature years do upon When Advertising, flo it RIGHT. Kelly? Through hie hands pass all the Our rates are in accord with results. treasures and blessings the heart long, See us and see the effect. for. On his devotion they, stake all It is said that a woman cannot l.eep knowing thut he will make good. He a secret. £o;ne men can, but v.on't, is a iiliysicul being from the rhado where she is concerned. land of childish mental reali'ie". pr-f1 they get a glimpse of him sometiniec- FIREMEN'S SHOW AND FIELD, a little pot-bellied gnome with long Fire Chief Tom Delieaurhamp has white hair, through vhcce cnor.'-vhi'r compUted negotiations with the St. whiskers peeps a bid scarlet note anr1 Manr'j K. of C., lo stage here iu Public a couple of rosy rod cheeks and r School N». 24, the K. of C. Minalrel large mouth that vrinlsles his whole show on February 9. It is glorioui news. face and shows his pretty v.hite teeth This show made a •iiia»liiii# hit at as be smllep in anticipation of the I,yubrook • few weeks aj;o, at which pleasures hn is bringing the little ones. time hundreds were turned « way from the Why deceive a child in a thousand High School door*. Three hour* of different ways in regard to yourself, laughing pains—we smile «» vrc look and then tnke from it a childish joy buck. as an excuse that it should cot be de- The proceeds of this event will be used ceived? Those who dlsallusion a baby to improve or help pay for the field lately heart, takes from it DUG of the greater, purchased by the Firemen--for athletic pleasures of childhood,. and commit-a purposes. Every on« will enjoy the ahow. cowardly deed. The nominal price of one dollar lia* been There JS a.Santa Glaus! decided upon for admission. It* worth more, but it places a great show within the roach of all pocket-books cndfurthcrs .Don't vorry about getting coal, an enterprise that the town'a people are won't do you any good. _. much interested in. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. SAVE wheu you feel it least and HAVE LEON STARK MONEY when you need it most. JOIN OUR MASON CONTRACTOR CHRISTMAS CLUB - Tel. 29-1 Volley urcam. NATIONAL HANK VALLEY tTfTAM.N.V. I'lionc Volley Slre«m7l Cslahli.licd 1896 W.v. H. BOLSTR1DGE THE VALLEY STREAM PHARMACY. • JN CONTRACTOR FRANK: L A MKYEU.Proprietor. c Wishfi it* many Iri^tuU aiiJ pnirons JOBBING DONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS >v. '" Finn PLACP3 A SPECIALTY ANDHAPPY NE^ YEAR Rockamy Ave. op;-. Rank IJ'lil'if. Valley Sire2m. L. I. . LAWSON UPHOLSTERING ELECTRIC SHOP ON FINE FURNITUKK AND AUTOMOBILES THK LITTll IHOP THAT DOCft tlG Curtain*. Draperies. Awninf K. Autu Tops, Sid* Curtain* and WORK. Cukhious. ROCKAWAY AND -. .. • JOSEPH MELLINA, JAMAICA AVES FCLTON AND CCNTRAL AVES. VAV.LCT (Tlrtu.N. Y. Inlhe Pail Ollice DuilcJml. CHASP: BROS. SIGN sriop AUTOMOBILE 13 U I L D E R S PAINTING VALLEV. STRF.AM. N. Y. "p. or D->T js r ~ ' Tel: A srnciAWY. 'Privaic mil Commercial Work Done. Tel. 205S-W - - Prompt 'attention at JAMES G. CAPJE Reasonable Prices. -• ~ REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE NOTARY PUBLIC C Hinr df P.biu'i Store +1*4 *» •••-.| UTLAW. DEVOTED TO THE ALVANCEMENT OP VALLEY STREAM AND VICINITY, ''2VERY DAY IN EVERY WAY. • • •' OF REAL ESTATE. MAY SHE HAVE MANY. Mr.-.. Mary I nndgrebe sold two of her A birthday party was given to Kath- lots on Merrick Toad, near Emerson erine Van Nostrand by about twenty of rifire. (o 'he Farm r.otisrerie Company her friends, at her home on Aderline of Ne VorU. They aro to hee'n build- Place, last Sunday. They showered ing immediately a restaurant where her with many beautiful gifts and filled they will have barbecue meals at all the hearts of both her and Papa Marvin hours. with joy and gladness by their ex- Mrs. Harriet M. Dennis, of Ocean- pressions of good will and jolly be- side, purchased two lots on Chester hnvlor. Street from H. M. Dibble, and will be- gin building a residence as roon as the Little Harry Anderson, of Grove Street, who has been down fiick for a •/ea'.her \vill permit. week, returned to Ma studies at school Mr. Dibble also sold two other lots on Monday. on Chester Street to Mrs. Anna M. Riely, of Chester, Va... who will erect Miss Irene Bender, of Grove Street, another borne. entertained over the week end Miss) Mabel Bender, a school teacher of New Read The Outlaw, and know who's York City. who and what's what in The Valley. We will not say "sweet music," but Miss Alice Eckstrom. of Brooklyn, is the air is agitated around the Toppliffe stopping at the home of Mr. and Mrs. home on Cherry Street. It's the sound Edward Edstrom. on Fourth Street. of many uks. .•»•. 'IT*'*"*" v*>. '*• *•";•*'•*• ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW SOME CALL! FOR THE VEST AND PIGS. The new fire whistle blew tuls morning Tom Maboney and family, who were mr1 '• sur: a ^access. It wDuJd awiken living in the Capie Building on Rock- a /;. .. ; - > rk. J f r Lauder & Shearn. away Avenue, have removed to the State of Kansas, where they have pro- ..•Ira. J. Gibbons, o; I.a. Ihoiue Ave cured a ranch and will devote their nue, is reported to eb very low, with time to raising pigs. . llt'.le horcc o' her recovery. Mr. and Mrs. E. P. Graham, of Our" Hush Kelly, -.vho has been Brooklyn Avenue, have rented the up- co:.nc;!ed ilh H. Me/leonan, the mil- per floor of their home to Mr. and lionaire pa-vnbrokers of New Yor): Mrs. Garcia, of New York City. - City, for ho ; ast "Ix'een yeare, rill Some people don't know bow cold it - ~:i_h o.!t In. h.m el." in the ja..elry Is until they look to see what time it Is brines-, a' '.be live Corners in Lyn- by the thermometer. brooh. Miss Ethel Wright and Miss Emma CSKKVICRT'S .ere visitorr at Mrs. C. Merchel's ' . n i-.empc.e.id during the snow SHOES, RUBBER BOOTS, v - • /ast Sunday. ARTICSAND EVERYTHING I-lease execuse the spelling in the IN THE SHOE LINE AT next irsue. We don't mean it. Never believe that which is not so. WONDERFUL LOW PRICES. The beautiful fur or seal skin coat In case of • does not make you any better morally EMERGENCY .ban you are. We will haul your Coal from any coal yard that has neglected Think of your wife with endearing ' to delever it. Or we will jet you thoughts, and lecher know it. If you don't, don't blame her. COAL When you need It. HiiJ _Groenewold is golng_to_ swear John Fatcher, t Eugene Fatcher, off smoking. Ask him why. 182-w V. 6. 49S'F jamiira. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. CLEAR STREAM CAN FIGHT. OUR HALR HOUR ALONE. There is tjuite a war on down Clear The one who first conceived the idea Stream way, between the L. I. R. R. of formal and fixed marriage knew nnd the residents of that balilwlck, as what he was doing. During unnum- to whether the town's people are to be bered centuries this formality was cut n(T from crossing the tracks or not. waived. Adam, the rascal, set a most On January in, the day the railroad pernicious pace along that line, O.B did promised itself that he crossing at those who came afiar him for quite a Terrace Place would be no more, many spell. If it had been our privilege to men I'.rrh'nd to carry out the nefarious write the fir*! dory in Old Testament, desinn, but it turned out to be a "for- we would hiive had a wedding anyway. lorn liopo." The residents, hacked up It would not only have stopped the by Roarl Supervisor Hendrickson, with gossip, but would have sort of pol- his men and that ever-ready Earl Com- ished up our paternity, but with only sioclt, undid their work as fast as they one man and woman, to ix-lcct a mate pa illy accomplished it, until the rail- was easy—later the earth became a road had lost the day. An injunction bargain counter, and although the mar- ipsiinl by founty Judge Smith, on Jan- riage vows ,-ire a slight handicap, it PHILOSOPHY 'Tel. 2089. V.llcy Slrf.ru Unpretentious is modesty—vanity MERR1CK LUMBER knows no bounds. Immunity from either is preposterous. If you are modest, we know it—if AND SUPPLY CO. vain, you show it. If neither. Bee Cone. If you an discreet, you are a poor THE HOME OF SERVICE. Bjipyt^if indiscreet, you're a nut—if Iranioral, you/pf, THK OUTI.AW ARTISTIC SPILL. PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY BY Last Sunday while tobogganing \VAT HOWE Saranac Lake with a party of revelei THi KOUOR. Ed (,'onboy, our staff artist, overturn' CCNSCIttD BY and was pinned under another rue? DICK HOWE- He suffered a number of cuts ai bruise.1; on his .shins and arms and i Many people read the same as they cidentally his trousers were inform;^ ride upon tlie ocean waves—seeing ly removed by the collision. j only the ri)>plcs on the surface, and He is unable to be har.!; with l' plvo no thought of the treasures that pen and r.lso complains of bciij inny lio beneath. chapped severely from exposure. ]j can'l qvcj) fi1. do.11) to cat. He'll I The best car belonging to the Trac- •yith us next issue. j tion Company broke down in Rosedale Moral- -Ja?U Frost isn't particulj a roil pic of days ago. where he bites. Subscnbo for Tho OutJnv/. Get it REAL LOVE. ihioiiijh the Post Olilce, and then you will be sure of getting' yours. One dol- neEer.'ly .". man rhot hie wife and lar for SJ issues. she fell caught her in his arms a kissed her. Do you know what It When eating, large intestines hold a to love that way? lot, but assimilate little—the same with A i'e* of the young ladies of t ht-ails when reading. to..n congregated at the Groenewi ("'hastily lakes n trolley car. Her home last nifeht, to organize a sewi inisKiiiiJed ,sir ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAH •a THE VALLEY. Mr. Paaske Is selling out the stock be has in the Datz building, and will Away back here in the back woods, only carry on one store south of the sixteen miles from th.it great seat of track. enlightenment, industry and do, some of us are as benighted in regard to ad- Mrs. H. Dierson, of Catherine Street, vancement as the sloth in the cave, gave a card party last Monday to a :;nnv. ing nothing and caring less of the orowd of her friends. Those attending- corld of hustle, bustle and accom- could not but have had a good time in plishment—the existence worth while. the atmosphere of that jolly home. But here arc a few hare who are try- ing to awaken the sleepy ones, and are Mr. Arthur McDermott, of Locust accomplishing- it to, a greater degree Street, started with • his family for each day. It won't be long before all Jacksonville, Fla., last Friday, to stay our minds will merge on the one issue until warmer weather allows him to and all will'use their energies to bring continue his building operations. "ho Valley to her rightful place in the '"\g of Long Island towns—rwhich Mrs. Frank Davidson and Mrs, Wal- .Hx.i. xt the head. In all things, ton Bradford went to New York this 1 : advancement, perfection will week to see little Nelly Kelly, at pres- *ve won't know when It arrives, ent of the Liberty Theatre. for, as in the ether, there Is no end. The St. Paul's Lutheran Church will give a chowder party. Save your ap- Charlie Sammis, Jr., will soon take petite and be sure and attend. up a position in the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Charlie will no doubt make a Morris Marks is supporting a nice big pink carbuncle on his neck. It good "rigger." serves him right. We told him to be Mr. and Mrs. Lester Graham were good. blessed with a new boy, weighing eight pounds, at seven o'clock Monday room- Mr. and Mrs. Edward Lynes, of ing. Brooklyn, were visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. H. Dyrsen, on Catherine Miss Mildred Clemenz, of Catherine Street, this week. Street, who has been down with ton- silitis for the past two weeks, ie im- Mrs. George Herrman. of Woodlawn proving and will soon be out and en- Avenue, is up and about again, to too joy the brisk weather again.. delight of her friends. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW OUR HALF-HOUR ALONE. the very atmosphere—the mesh col- lects the fleeting messages and hold One; business man in town says we them as it reads and sees. arc n.1 ways knocking the Valley, and The sluggish brain catches but few 'hat \vc print things-that should not and only those things that are fa- bo printed. He Is neither a subscriber miliar to it—even that is sometimes to, or an advertiser in The Outlaw. We forgotten—alive without thought—oh, never yet have knocked the town. Why what a life. fvhould '.ve? After the fool-killer has Kiven us a c;'ll Valley Stream will Mr. and Mrs. Strohschein, of Jamaica como in;o her o-vn and stand where Avenue, are spending the last of the s ho rhoulil in the grade of Long Isl- winter in the City of New York, where i'.ncl -o.vus—at the head. the many amusements keep their The resident who speaks disparag- minds from the bad weather. ingly of V;illoy Stream to strangers, \voviH tell the sacred pecrets of his Happy is the home that has enough o-vn fireside also. dishes so they don't have to wash them but once a week. We have jusi been "To the pure everything is pure." presented with another new cup and \Yhu;ever we look for we find. saucer. The moral man sees nothing but rality. lie immoral see but immorality. The ilrunkard sees double and every- ORISVKRT'S thing staggering. The thief sees the sun stealing from the ecu—the earth stealing it from the sky—vegetation from the earth. SHOE STORE The gambler pees everything taking n chance. The world needs .all kinds and every- MEN AND LADIES' PO1NTBX thing different. # If we were all alike there would be " no world, for kind providence would take pity and wipe the slate. HOSIERY The brain that-is sensitive is played upon by millions of thoughts that fill ie DEVOTED TO THE ADVANCEMENT OP VALLEY STBEAM AND VICINITY, •'EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY. i i A TRUE STORY WITH A MORAL. FIREMEN'S ELECTION. A flivver with a commercial body, The members of the fire Department loaded u little heavy, belonging to one held their annual meeting last Tuesday of the firms in town, went out of com- and elected the following gentlemen as mission on the trolley track n few days the Board of Directors of the Firemen's Athletic Association. Herbert Biddulph, aso. The driver, after trying to push J. P. Schmidt, C. Schmidt, Thos. De- it out of the way of the coining trolley, Beaucbamp, W. S. Boerckle, Ben Sieg- appealed for assistance and three re- man, Frank C. Hendriclison, J. P.*" sponded. They went after it "tooth Knowles, E. H. Colder, Geo. Lindner, ..nd nail"—two of them pushing while Sr., and Chris Koebel. The officers :.wo stood and gave instructions. Then elected were: Ben Selgman, president; the other two would push while the C. Schmidt, vice president; J. P. tired ones did the "Helpful Henry Schmidt, secretary; Chris Koebel, Act." The trolley came, nnd the mo- 'treasurer. torman took up the job of foreman and told them to push all together—happy When a business in a town Is not thought, and the flivver moved over represented in the local paper, people near the curb. Find the moral to this, soon forget that it is there, and other for there is one, that the people in this towns .take .advantage and advertise village should think over if they wish that class of goods. to make a successful town of Valley Stream. John Pfeiffer has been hanging Mr. Paaske has_ been confined to bis around home for the past 'week with a bed with the grippe. sprained ankle. BUY PROPERT IN VALLE* STREAM NOW AND MAKE A REAL PROFIT. WM. H. BOLSTRIDGE A SLICK TIME. MASON CONTRACTOR A crowd of just a little less than a linker's dozen, who holonsr to the Young JOHBJNG DONE People's Association of St. Paul'." Luthr- FIRK PLACCV A SPECIALTY oran Church, spent last Tuesday eve- ning at a skatins rink in Brooklyn, nnrtcr *VK( chr!;)oronri::c oT Factor Nuiz- •hnrn. ;UH) ti.ifl ;lic tinic of ilicir lifo. as fiir ns this youn>: ycai' is C.oncCTlied. ELECTRIC SriQP If you want to find someone \vlio TMI tlTllf ir-C-f1 THAT tOftt DIG reads The Oullnu-, nsli anyone at. ran- v, C " " • dom, and you'vo found Ihrni. Adver- HOCKAWAY AM) tisers, please note. JAMAICA AVES In (tie I'nil Ollice It u ildinC. Larry Kearsch is just finishing a beautiful six-room stucco hou;;c on East Avenue, one of our new rc::iden- LEON STARK sections. Of course he will immediate- ly start on anollier. MASON CONTRACTOR Miss Antoinette OroeneAvold SECOND ST. down for three clays with tonsilitis, Tel. 294 Volley urcam. and although not entirely recovered, was determined to get back at her stu- dies and went to school again on Wed- nesday. SIGN SHOP Mrs. P. J. Lanperfeld has been con- AUTOMOBILE fined to her home with a cold. PAINTING It Is reported that Sirs. J. Gibbons, A SPECIALTY. of Hawthorne Avenue, is still improv- Private »nd Commercial ing. Work Done. Bear in mind that the Valley Stream Prompt Aattention Swartbmore Chautauqua will have its Reasonable Prices. doings on February 3d, 4th, 5th and 6th. Of course you will be there. THE "SPIRIT OF MORTAL IS PROUD' IN VALLEY STREAM. OUR CLEAR STREAM Office Tel. 343 —Valley Slrc.rn,— Rci. T.I. 320 ROBERT M- DIBBLE CORRESPONENT REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE The L. I. R. H. will not attempt to NOTARY PUBLIC erect another fence on land claimed by VALLEY STREAM, LONG ISLAND the Town of Hempstcad as a town road MONEY LOANED ON BOND AND MORTGAGE. in Clear Stream, at least not until the matter is threshed out In the Febru- ROBT. C. VAN DER CLUTB ary Trial Term. In the meantime the CARPENTER & CABINBT MAKBR To'.vn of Hempstead continues to bold Porch Encloiurel. Storm Saih, Screens and a temporary Injunction against the kiadi orCtrpcBlering and Cabinet Work. railroad company from putting up any obstructions on the road. When a mo- 21 Fore.l Ave. Valley Stream tion for argument came before Judge H. E. Lewis, in the Supreme Court at Mincohi on January 15th, counsel for CHASE BROS. the rnilro.-.d asked that the case be set do-.vn for the February Term for trial. B U I I, H .liuUic Lewis consented. Tho Clear Stream Taxpayers'^sso- VALLEY STREAM. N.V. nion has a school committee work- V. l>. lloi 581 Tel. 3»j on plans and petitions for a new v ol for Clear Stream and report .c they have made very Rood pro- gress and expect things to be doing In TWO TO BE ONE. a very short' time. This is something Invitations are out announcing that that has been wanted for some time Miss Edna Wolf, daughter of Mr. and past, as a large number of children are Mrs. John Wolf.'Sr.. will be married required to walk a mile or more to get at St. Paul's Lutheran Church next to school in all kinds of weather. Sunday, January 28th, at 4'o'clock, to Louis Orthleib has bad his chest Mr. Edw. Joseph Raichle. There will sticking out for the past couple of be a reception in the evening at the weeks. You shouldn't blame him, for bride's home, where fancy and appe- it is on account of a pretty, new tizing viandB will be served to the rel- daughter that his wife is fondling at atives and near friends of the happy home. couple. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. PLEASANT TROUBLE COMING Ed Hall was able to be out hobbling on a cane last Monday, after having There is to be a hotly contested been laid up with a broken ankle for bowling contest next Friday night, nt several weeks. He is happy in the the Christmaun Alleys, between ilie thought of getting back to business Hardware Team, headed by Dan IJer- soon. • gen, consisting of Charley Bernbolz, Eugene Martain will soon erect a Joe Guuther, Jr., William Barnavle and home on Chester Street. Frank Cnbill, and the Jewelry Five, lead by Hugh Kelly, backed by George Shade, William Schneider, John Wuer- fel and .Raymond Buckley. Money and bantereing abuse will be changing FRIEDMAN'S QUALITY hands. Each club wants to give a handicap to the other at this writing —and the air will be as full of fun as the alleys will be full of balls. DEL.ICATKSSKN Last Sunday Mr. and Mrs. George hleicher and Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Salads Catering • /inim and family, of Corona, motored out to call upon Mr. and Mrs. William Bolstridge, of Carpenter Street, New City, Valley Stream, and had one fine LUNCH time until the hour of returning—the thing wouldn't crank. Bill ground up that Ford tractor of his and towed Locla Distributor* for them home midst the elements—even he does not remember the returning hour. PARK & TILFORD FOOD PRODUCTS Read The Outlaw, and know who's who and what's what in The Valley. ORDERS DELIVERED Pbon. &18-M- It is reported that Tom Hvten has been °een out after sundown—the wife worries. ay Avc. near Depot* Valley Strum L GOOD THINGS SHOULD MERGE TO MAKE GOOD TURN AROUND1 WHAT A WONDERFUL TEAM THEY'D MAKE. WHY NOT? LETS TURN AROUND AND PULL. There are two factions that are The Y. P. S. of the. Lutheran Church, against each other in the Valley. Why have prepared to project some pictures on can't they turn around and accomplish a screen in their church auditorium, that something—it won't be so hard on the will sort of startle you. •», and how the Valley would thrive. hy not get together, and everyone, Bruno Werner, who has been down vidually and collectively, work for with brooch|«1 pneumonia for the past ^ue object, until we are the leading six weeks, came out to day for the first city on the Island? time. He is only H shadow of If you read—you know what Brook- his former iclf, but physique and de- lyn has done to Manhattan, by striving termination will tell. together. A thing that every citizen should do Our "Sun Dodgers" correspondent who is interested in the Valley, its wel- got the copy in too late for publica- fare and our Fire Department, is to tion. Too bad! A great time was re- attend the K. of C. Minstrel Show corded in the report. which will occur on February 7. You will see a rattling good show and also Subscribe for The Outlaw. Get it help the fire boys to improve their ath- through the Post Office, and then you letic field. The date has been changed will be sure of getting yours. One dol- ta February 7th instead of the 6th, as lar for 52 issues. the ChautauQiia has that date. SU3SCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. MAY BE NVRONG save the decoration of many a six-foot plot with tears of regret. There \v.is a miniature prize fight on We should associate more with chil- our streets a few days ago between dren—think their thoughts and be t\vo little boys of about nine years. of young'and wise again. ago, who seemed evenly matched in courase. We do not know what the DISAPPOINTED. grievance was. so we became a neutral Miss Dorothy Peterson attended a wedding in New Haven, Conn., the lat- observer \vbile we studied a little more. ter part of last week. After the wed- of youthful human nature. Diplomacy ding she went to New Britain to visit will beat bull strength in nearly every with Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Kingsley. Upon instance, in this hustling life. It is her arrival in Connecticut she was bettor to have it in your mind than in surprised and pleased to see so much your muscle, but bettor still to have snow, for it suggested coasting on the it in both. beautiful hills of that section—then the How is a misunderstanding best set- rain came and ruined her pleasant an- tled anioni; children? Docs not the ticipations. Miild learn a necessary lesson that oy do not teach in school, when he Little Vincent Blake, of Mineoln Ave- pends upon himself to settle his lit- nue, has the croup. .ic personal troubles? Mrs. Tom Ruppel, of Henry Street, The pacifists of the street with their has been laid up with the grippe for Bryanite proclivities sometimes make several days. a mistake, as do those who would have our government say when we are im- HAPPY AND GETTING VEIL posed upon: "Shame on you for pick- Mrs. John Sauer, of Merrick Road, ins on us; take what you want and say who, on account of a nervous break- what you wish, but you are naughty — down, has been under treatment at the naughty." When war broke out and Sanitarium at Bryer '.,CHff, White he Is drafted by a stronger power than Plains, for several months, is home mama and papa, the boy who has been again, greatly improved, and is on the taught not to take his own part turns way to good health again. Her rela- out to be the slacker, the coward and tives and friends gave her a birthday the deserter. If they learn the lesson party last Sunday that filled' the house of self-protection in childhood, it will with joy aud eats. L" THE TOWN IS GROWING. THEY SEW-NOT KNOCK. TIL 461 VALLIY BTREAM The Fancy Stitch Sewing Society, of B41-M the Valley, met last night at the home of Miss Lillian Cary. on Franklin Ave- nue. There seems to be more dcvo- D. J. BERGEN lion paid to the needle and its myriad accomplishments than there generally is in such societies. We hear that it AND is a flop.nn of the society to "Make i'i> one': er.ru burn." Tin Birthday Committee of the La- clic!1.' A ill of the Methodist Church gave a luncheon on Wednesday that was a r.ocial and financial success. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Finkenstadt, of DEVOE AND KEYNOLLi'S PAINTS. norkavay Avenue, entertained the '-•lionstrult relatives from Hempst;ead. Meyer and Charles Meyer, from Rockaway ft Scranton Avr., Valley Stream •onic town, and Mr. and Mrs. Gus er and daughter, of New York City, irict Sunday. MUSE'S DELICATESSEN SAVES ruUTROUULK Mr. George VanNostrnnd, of Rich- Everything in the Line Clean and mond Hill, \vns out on Sunday to visit Fresh Always. his sister, Mrs. David Ely, of Jamaica PRIDA V-CODFISH CAKES .".venue. rrVL"\T AND CLAM CHO\VDEK TO TAKE HUM): The recent bad weather lias held up Rock«way Ave. ICO h'cel North ol liollcy 1 in • Hie work on the Muller Building to some extant, but John Groaneivold. ar- SHOW ROOM. Tclcplu.nc 319-J Villty Slrcam. chitect and builder, assisted by Wil- liam Bolstridse and Leon Stark, the P. FISCHER contracting rnasocs, arc getting there in spite of the elements, and it is be- 1.ICKKSI-.1) M.lt'lKJClON coming a beautiful structure. FIXTUKKS AfPll/NCES SUFPMt> SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. SOME JOB. Tel. 20,11). Vallrv Stream Cliinllior, our traffic cop, as he .•:i;i:nlii for twelve hours or more in the MERR1CK LUMBER iliix.zlins rain, driving sleet and freez- i i :.-.;• blasts Keeping drivers'out of dan- AND SUPPLY CO ;:cr, displays the j alienee that Joli did i iiu iho mountain with his boils. (lurage Doors willi G'HS* $21,50 J?ndolpJi Kettick, connected with the I6th KxtraClrar Kfil Cular Shingles Gur.'iirv.olii J.ixhn.y Co., took his fam- $f.oo per M j ily and ":i chance" over the traction. Sli THE OUTLAW is still a child—of misfortune to us. PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY BY We hope that before the summer months come on we will be able to WAT HOWE turn it out to pasture on a pension, THC IDtTOft. and fill its place with a brand new CEN5ORKD BY self-kicker of larger size so that The DICK HOWE- Outlaw can grow as will Valley Stream in spite of (censored). An author whose long suit is bis Is this a Christian world? Did you ability to write on woman's babits, ever think as you were eating a stew, s;ijs that the "length of a lady's love is a French chop, pata dc for gua (I just throe years—then she loves again guess that's right), planked steak, or and Rcnerally not the same one." We even a "hot dog," your gusto of pleas- would hate to have either his disposi- ure was coming through the pain and tion or ability, as no doubt be bas anguish of something that worried learned by experience. over its young, as a human mother over the mishaps of her first-born. We The only time some people have seen are not vegetarians—yet. Our souls are -rise is in a picture, and the only full of love for Him who watches over hey know about the time it rises and makes record of the sparrow's fall. jugh information in an almanac Our benighted minds say: "We don't ,.ie weather reports—and who be- eat sparrows." lieves them? Most of their pleasures are found in bed—in the land of Nod— Fine clothing makes a man Impres- they only get up to go to bed again. sive in business. Beautiful habiliments This not fatal, sleeping sickness is very prevalent in the Valley. make a woman enticing. You can never tell from the glossy covering of If you would be successful in your a frankfurter what is Inside, until af- resolutions, promise yourself—donlt ter you have taken a chance. Regret, promise people, for they don't care. oh regret! We had another mishap with our During the bad cloudy, rainy and darned old press last week, and in con- windy weather that we have to submit sequence we were two pages shy. We to, keep the sunshine In your heart, if have nursed it for many years and it you can't see it over head. i Application mncie >ui -.._... _. Bet ai 2nd clan natter. PUBLISHED INTHE. SIXTEEN MIL£t> DOWN THE TRAIL Of THt FKHKUARY The second day of the secoiul month of ths best year The Volley has ever en|oyed, 1923, I. ir » » So called, only to attract the v" )•• attention of the reader—Gawd r knows what others call it. "JUSTICE to all and malice a. t'ward none," IE our motto— I >f we like 'em. ' i-^g^^SSffl AN AXIOM OF XILNCt 1HAT NOTHINC, 15 U5b PER/ICT FOR V. DEVOTED TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF VALLEY STREAM AND VICINITY, ' 'EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY.1 ' OUR SCHOOL NO. 24. THE K. OF C. MINSTRELS. A goodly number of the pupils of In the last Outlaw there was an error Public: School No. 24 have graduated in the date of the K. of C entertain- ment. Tho correct date for this good from that institution and in their quest show that so many have heen waiting for knowledge have entered the high for, is on Friday, February 9th, at hools of Lynbrook and Rockville School 24. The proceeds are to be i ( •itre. They are: Elizabeth Broone, used for the benefit of the Firemen's Athletic Association, and that is nol ..urgaret Sweeney, Lillian" Hoey, Alma the only reason you should attend. If Itutell, Grave Craft, Margaret Ed Strom. you like to laugh you musn't miss it. Helen Hall, Cecelia Hendricks, George V. Kleck, Elliot Birch, William Bea- tt-au. Martha Datz, Dorothy Voorbees, Many a man will raise the "dickens" Minnie Schramm and Virginia Im- with his wife because she did not sift the ashes, and that night go out and Miss Ellen Paaske, Margaret Lillian spend twelve dollars for hooch for his Tronsor, William McQueen, Bernard friends. Friedman and James Ncsbit were the diligent ones in their studies at School A JONAH. No. 24, who were able to pass the re- Capt. W. E. Dunlap, who has been gents last week, from the seventh to roaming around through the southern the eighth grade, and who will grad- states, returned home last Sunday. uate next June if they keep up their That flivver, that always worked well efforts, thereby saving a whole school without a kick, went out of commis- year. ' sion the moment be appeared. \ ( SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW .RUBBER. Office Tel. 343 — Valley Stream, — R». T«l. 320 This is the rubber age. Tires for ROBERT M- DIBBLE flivvers and other means of locomo- REAL bSlATb ANL) INSURANCE tion. There are rubber gloves to keep NOTARY PUBLIC the ladies' hands from getting rough VALLEY STREAM, LONG ISLANP and lots of other things that makes MONEV LOANED ON tOKD AVD MORTGAGE. life more safe and keep us from worry of mind. There is also the rubber ROUT; C. VAN DER CLUTE necks that do not faze the flapper with CAKPF.NTKK & CABINETMAKER her- rubber boots with fuzzy stuff Torch Enelovurei, Slprm Saah, Screeot mad above, and fuzzy hair on head and kindi of Carpentering and Cabinet Work. around the neck—the girl Infallible, unubiished and unafraid who that cun- Foreil Av«. ValUy Slre«m ning little cur,, Cupid, can't make take a highball nor can give a heart ache— vg-gon her, we all love her, and are C HASE BROS. d to rubber. I* 1J I I, D I? R S <\ birthday party was given to Mrs. Henry Christmann last Sunday eve- VALLEY STREAM. N. V. ning by about twenty-five of her V. u. llc.1 581 Tal. f friends and relatives. They all had such a toed time that they forgot the hour, but got home before daylight. The guessing contest at Hoffman's Music Shop is creating some talk. Otto Roellick, of Springfield Gar- Many arc taking the advantage of try- dons, who about a year ago was pro- ing to jjuess the number of phono- prietor of the hotel on the corner of graph needles that lay in the tray in Rockaway and Schanton Avenue, was the window. Ten dollars worth of here visiting the old spot Wednesday. merchandise Is the reward for the cue who has the best judgment as regards Mr. and Mrs. Edward Klabn and Mr. numbers, size and proportion. Rudolph Klabn, of Floral Park, were enterained at the home of Mr. Alfred All the doctors that ever lived and Klahn, on Franklin Avenue, last Sun- all that are to live will never know Y day. ..^. the cause that makes the heart beat \i SU33CRIBE FOR TH£ OUTLAW. VOLF-RA1CHLE WEDDING. And why not? Everything the Citizens' A stream of the many friends of the Association has attempted has been popular little couple, Ed. Raichle and carried to a successful issue. En- Miss Edna Wolf, poured Into the Luth- thusiasm, which is necessary to suc- eran Church last Sunday to see Pastor cess ,1s a quality possessed by the NuU.horn tie a knot that would make members and especially the officers of them inseparable through life. the Association. They will surely make After the ceremony they repaired to their presence felt in the building up the home of the bride's parents, Mr. of The Valley, that we all love so well. and Mrs. John Wolf, on Franklin Ave- nue, where appetising dainties were spread for them, and where the happy couple were showered with beautiful sifts. On Wednesday, about 3 o'clock, FRIEDMAN'S QUALITY the) passed through town in a touring >ar, loaded down with tokens, each of hich had been accompanied with a >!essinp, on their way to that haven DELICATESSEN of joy and comfort, their future home, No. 16 Marshall Avcnne, I.ynbrook. Salads Catering About five of the Sundodgers, who sounded like there might be,a regiment of them, were out Tuesday night on sleds. There was many a spill and LUNCH many a chill, and their laughter and screams of fun were enough to fill all Local Uiilribulorc for those in hearing distance with envy. A GOOD TIME. PARK & TILFOKD FOOD PRODUCTS The entertainment and dance given by the Citizens' Association last Satur- day night was a financial success, and OKDERS DELIVERED rboa.608.M- as far as the social part was con- cerned, all who attended had, as they proclaim, more fun than ever before. Roekaway Ave- near Depot, Valley Stream L; SUBSCRIBE FOR ' Builders, start soon and get your houses completed early. A good house I GROCERIES AND finished when the spring rush comes DELICATESSEN will be worth three on the way. When you hear children on the street FANCY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES using vile oaths and obscene language, Bock»»'»y Ave.. ne»r L. I. Depot don't you always wonder where they learned it? It's in the blood. Corn plaster companies would go out OUKVKRT'S of business if people washed their feet every night. SHOE STORE FREE! TEN DOLLARS MEN AND LADIES1 PO1NTBX IN MERCHANDISE See Our Window Display before IIOSIFUY 9 o'clock, p.m. Sat. Feb. 3d. 1923 Plionc 3M-D Come in and hear the February . Records Now On Sale JOHN OAKLEY CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER HOFFMAN'S MUSIC SHOP Huwtlioin Avt. Vsllcy PlrrsinN.Y. VALLEY STREAM. N,Y. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW WM-'H. BOLSTR1DGE HELD FOR THE GRAND JURY. MA«ONCONTRACTOR Harry Loge, obout twenty years old, of Elmont, was l&ken before J'jdge L. M. JOBUING DONE Raisig, by Earl Comstock, the first of the FIHC PLACE* A • PKCIAL.TV week and held for \hn Grand Jury, on conn- plaint of Miss Elsie Giilis, of ihnsame place CAKPINTII &T.VALLCY »THCAM on a serious charge. L^VVSON There was a lively birthday purty he'd in ELECTRIC SHDP honor oT Miss Melba Comstock on Jan. 25, THE LITTLt IHOP THAT OOEft BIO her fourteenth birthday, nt her home or. WORK. Henry Street. ROCKANVAY AND JAMAICA AVES Last Sunday, Jan. <;eth, friends cl Mr. In the Po»lO:Ti.'c BJ ildinl. Jacob Hausch, gathered at his home en Hempstead Ave., to celebrate his sixty- LEON STARK ihird birthday, and made him feel like a kid again. MASON CONTKACTOX Frank Cahill, altbougli having a bad- SECOND ST. ly ulcerated tooth, would do nothing hut nurse it, unless his wife and Hugh Tel. 294 V.lley •ircim. Kelly and wife went with him to that terrible place, the dentist's office. They, complied and the patient is convalesc- ing. Joe Lambevtson is hanging around SIGN SHOP the front gate awaiting in fear that AUTOMOBILE there might be a change for the worse in the patient's condition. PAINTING Mr. John Miller, of Franklin Avenue, A SP6CIA.VTY. is up and around after having been in Private -and Commercial bed since New Year's. . Work Done. Mrs. Thos. Shaungnessy. of Jamaica Prompt Attention at Avenue, spent the past week In Jersey City with the Shaungnessys of that Reasonable Price town. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW OUR HALF HOUR ALONE. HUSE'S DELICATESSEN 5AVES YOU TROUOLE "Tis midnight—skeleton fingers seem to brush cobwebs from the mentality Everything in the Line Clean and that we can see some things In life Freth Alway*. FRIHAV CODFISH CAKES from the right angle, for everything is rrl|l"\T AND CLAM CHOWDER as Deity designed it—and his band did TO TAKE HOME not tremble. Rock.mr Art. 103 Peel North ol Trolley Men make laws that seem contrary to the Creator's and His Son's designs and ret the whole world crazy—yet TIL. 461 VALLBY •TRCAM must be right. • 41-M loinentary emotions have built era- s find again destroyed them, he preacher who tells us what to >.o is doing right and so is the man D. J. BERGEN v/ho doesn't do It. The fellow who lets things take their course is using good judgment. AND The same force that causes a man to stand upright causes him to stumble and fall when he Is full of hooch. The rich man with a bad stomach had a good tfme getting it, and keeps money in circulation buying noxious •drugs to overcome his indiscretions. The poor man has a good appetite and the food he eats turns into blood and muscle. DEVOE AND REYNOLD'S PAINTS The fond mother rocks the baby through sleepless nights that after- wards poisons her. ~«. Everything adds .its mite to the per- fection of this correctly constructed R6ck»w»y It Scranton Are,. Valley Stream and governed ball of mud. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW SOME ARE LUCKY. Tel. 2089. Valley Stream The deaf man does not bear his friends roast him. The blind man does not see what Is MERRICK LUMBER going on in his home, and is not wor- ried. AND SUPPLY CO The man who has lost the sense of smell is not troubled about unwhole- Gatagt Doors with Glass $21,50 sonii; odors thai prevail around him. I6th Extra Clear Red Cedar Shingles 'TIS SO. $7.00 per M External appearances fool us all. Shreting piper, per roll (jpo sq ft) $1.05 A gallon of milk is forced into a . ilf-pint can and looks innocent. Strip shingles. Red or Green $5.50 per §q A child tint cannot get its mother's milk, lakes that from a diseased cow— SHOW ROOM. T.lrpl.onc^ 369-J V»llr> siraoi. and its soul shifts—the fault of the mother, generally, and she is right not P. FISCHER to be bothered. LICENCED ELECTRICIAN The kiss of the lover so passionately planted on rosy lips is sometimes load- FIXTtlRF.S AiPPUKNcF.S SUPPLIES ed with poison—still we all take chances. In case of EMERGENCY. The silk dress worn by your lady We will haul your Coal from love was spun from the sickly bowels »ny Coal yard that has neglected of a diseased worm—and is beautiful. to d*lever It. Or we will get you The dainty perfume that wafts on coM. the gentle breeze as the bride passes When you need It. was set from the pus of the head of an John Pnlcher, Eugene Fnteher, injured whale. ~^ L' r GOOD THINGS SHOULD MERGE TO MAKE GOOD-FOLK IN VALLEY STREAM. DUE DEAR OLD 7.47. \ " 1 In the above cartoon Mr. Conboy has ably portrayed an every morning oc- FIREMAN'S NOTICE. currence in this village. Probably that The Board of Fire Commissioners darned old "last kiss" Is responsible give notice to the residents of The Val- for the tardy ones—and maybe not. Do ley that until the new fire system is you recognize the stout chap with the bald bead? Sure, Charley can run. completely installed and in perfect The lady talking to the dog is saying: working order, to use the old system, (Censored), but say It yourself. which Is Telephone 62, when it is nec- essary. They will be notified Immedi- Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Schmidt visited ately when to change to the new sys- friends in Hempstead on Sunday. tem. ~r—:—i~-v: 7v ••-.-. f L_ ,.. WHEN A WOMAW WILLS, CONSCENCE TAKES A IIALK. THIS OUTLAW* " AND IT SHALL COME TO PASS.'' PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY BY One of ihe Traction Company's con- traptions was on tbe wrong track and WAT HOWE going the wrong way last Saturday THE IOITOH. nisht. just as-a coal tryck was about csssonco ar to empty its load. The driver of the DICK HOWE- truck saw the car, but as there was no light be thought it had passed. The The country is sinking deeper and trolley car, from accounts of the ob- deeper into the quicksands of sin, and servers, came down the track at a very anyone' with an eye and a mind can unusual speed, struck the truck and rce our finish. We were not alive, and I turned it completely over, spilling the never raw Sodom by candle light, but coal to the mercy of those who owned we know where we're going ig we keep a sack. This line needs a wrecker .on. Everybody who is mixed up in the running between each two cars to keep prohibition movement has a good job, the tracks clear. :miJ Ihey v.-ant it to last, ns they .make The time is surely coming when this •' from both ends. line will have to send its rolling stock better to acknowledge a mistake to tbe melting pot, and work the out- • .-pair Hie wrong. Repeal thiv put into auto buses, then there will be .ooalh Amendment and relieve the an asphalt or concrete highway from people from the great tax that is im- City Line to Mineola, and tbe residents posed in their efforts to enforce an in- along the thoroughfare will have the justice. It will take a hard fight, for use of a roadway that has thus far those who uphold it are those who are been monopolized entirely by some- •Tloanins ii harvest at the expense of thing that has only been an eyesore Ihe country and making it a slave in und hindrance to the inhabitants of J drugs. this part of the Island. \Vo nond a motto in Valley Stream, The Misses Ethel Wright, Beatrice and it should be "Knock tbe knocker." Marshall and Emma Schmidt visited Wlicn a firm charges twenty-five per with Miss Madeline Bayliss, of Elmoni, cent more for an article than another on Sunday. linn in (he same town, one can easily Mr. Joseph Damm and wife, former tee that the business of one of those residents here, but now of Richmond firms is going to get bad. Puzzle: Hill, were visiting relatives and frieuds Which one? In The Valley last Saturday. , ^i,*—-: ->•— >•* Ma-- ' * ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW BULL, BALLS AND PINS. Kelly scowled and they slunk' back to The first round is over, alibis are their places grabbing their books to worthless and the score is three to read page 146 of Kelly's dope. Then •zero, in favor of Bergen's Hardware Joe Gunther confidently picked a ball from the rack. Hughey dived out and 1 1 happened like this, that is as near whispered something in his ear, Joe like Iliis as is print.nble. shook his head and wiped out bis ear. Saturday last was designated as the BANG!!!! "Oh (censored" said Kelly time, Cliristmann's Bowling Alleys ns —well the game was won by the Hard- Hie place and Dan Benin's Team wares by thirty-six pins. Kelly began versus HiiKhey Kelly's Jewelry Team chewing his paper bat. as tlie participants. Spare us from the details, the sec- rtiimor had magnified the ability of ond and third games wore won by (ho Joxvelry Team to such proportions Dan's men with scores of twenty-three as to inalie them tlie dread of the Isl- pins and two pins, respectively, and we and. As you probably know, their might say respectfully. manager is in a position now to give Kelly was not razzed much. He of- his men access to the best sporting fered Phip a tennis racquet (he always dope in the country, fresh from his carries samples) if lie would burn the shelves. Hook training showed its score sheet. Phip hates tennis. x\t'akii<>si< in thin instance.. Cut still Bergen was asked to give a speech Knlly sells other things which arc and in tones filled with sandwiches he re-ally valuable. Now to get bark to said, "I don't deserve ALL the credit, tbo slaughter. but I'll take it." This caused cries of Beautiful smooth pins were placed admiration from tbe Jewelry bunch. on the spols for this rare occasuon. They all want to get on his team now. riiil Oroenewold war {riven a suit, of A good time was had by all except— armor anil the score sLcciu to tlo the well, we won't rub it in. dirty stuff. Joe Laiiibcrtcon \vas con- Ob, yes, Hughey said his team al- tinually violin;:, ho knew not why. Jim lowed the Hardwares a hundred and Gibbons .would slip a wink tit Bergen fifty point handicap. Believe it or not. now and then (he had a premonition Hot one, eh? of the outcome). All was set. Then it started. It's painful to go into details. The man who has not music in bis • "GO!" cried Phil through bis helmet. soul can grow as much hair as Pade- Kelly's whole team ran for a ball. rewski. JOHN LOEFTLER / V! HARDWARE, BUILDING MATERIALS AND • o PAINTS MERRICK ROAD AND L. I. R. R., VALLEY STREAM, LONG ISLAND. Her.ry \'-' .ou at Ihe V ak A^-JL_s^^.3. IB. Po'iHfcffice at 2l«V/C''•' &'., • PUBLISHED INTME. VAUUEY F.s. v-'Tv V W «i**Kv A. SIXTEEN MILE.} DOWN THE TRAIL OF h^ "F?^jRI5INCi 5UN FERKUARY The ninth day of the second month of t!-.e best year The Valley has ever enjoyed, . 1923, So called, only to attract the Jj§$?;3£f altenticn of the reader—Gawd knows what others call it. (H-jiifriCjijTiii "JT7STICB to all and malice ^Hv.l'i t'ward none," is our motto — if we like'em. IT Ib AN AXIOrTDF 3CIENCE THAT NOTHING 15 L13 PERFtCT FOR BtlMC, WAU L- _^ DEVOTED TO THE ADVANCEMENT 01'' VALLEY ST.REAM AND VICINITY, ' 'EVERY DAY IN EVEii'Y V/AY.11 LUCKY THOUGH \A HARD LUCK. At llio r.ii'.il ilioi-e x ill bo ncr.rly ;•. 'J'MIII Was: T an'! Go. Hi:i'I:i!: • 'Miii'lrcil particlijant.; — no tclliii/.; li'iiinl ;ui ol(: :•:•.:•••, ]jc.>.-. :-;.iii by i"»n;-, Low many v ill Ui-op by the v/iiy.iMft. iil'-Hit fighty years of ago, lyiife un- It will be well worth seeing as Ui.v (•;•!.scions between the track;; of tin; pass through Hie Valley thoy \: ill Jt-n-kii'vay branch of th:> L. I. It. II. be just KtitiiiiK their "second \viiiil". la." I Monday IIIOMIIM;; :'l)-iut •! o'cl'Jcl'. Ill' li'id Hluir.bled v.'hilo wiinOei'in:;' Cap. Dan Bergen of the Harrtwave iibDiit. There v.-.-is- a larye ST.-.:'.I in liis fort-head. They took him la the r-.ml Hugh Kelly of the Jcwehy depot niul hsunimoncd Dr. Foster, who no'.viing 'j'cains attended the A. A. IT. i'i'tor :c!loucliii(r him, sent liini to )!;<• Jamaica Hospital. It is reporter! I rack meet nt Madison Square Gar- I hat lie was not foerionsly hui't. den Monday night, and while there IJvK'i K-'lly cblained many entries \/ATCH FOR TMi: KOAD RAC£. Any p-(? v.oi'H ri'n f.iFt to get for tho road race next Sunday. The SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW AN ENERGETIC CLUB. T. DeMARTINO The Fancy Stitch Sewing Society GROCERIES AND met last night at the home of Mrs. Charles Sleele, on Scranton Avenue, DELICATESSEN and vent through the same routine, FANCY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES learning something new with, the noeclle. AHhrnph this society has Rockiwty Ave,. near L. I. Depot ' not been making a drive for new members they shr>M' Mrs. C. Empie and Miss May Flan- nigan, of Brooklyn were in the Val- MEN AND LADIES'POINTEX ley qn Monday, visiting their Uncle HOS11SRY Wat. tit the Outlaw Office. On St. Valentine's night and.every Plionr m-m Wednesday night after, there will be JOHN OAKLEY a dance given at the Hoffman Music Shop, free to all. It will he».a com- CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER mon expression soon, "Say. Sally, lets Btep in and have a waltz". Hawthorn Ave. Valley StiramN. Y. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW BOWLING SHOCKS The two bowling clubs: The Big Five, consisting of S. Clamser. C. D. J. BERGEN Slecle, J. Keisel, J. Felton and A. Hummel); aiul the American Legion composed of such t.ilent as A. AVe.H- HARDWARE enborger, T. DeBeauchamp, J. Wuer- fol, J. Gtinther and L. Kohler, are cut. after each other's meat. On Monday niRlit at Christ man'H alii:': 'J'lie American Legion carried tlio honors, but cm Tnos.lay cvenin;;, ;it .Kli'in'c, StriiniJ Allies. }-ur Rockaway The LJig Fire carried off the pen- nant. Fur will fly at the next DEVOE AND REYNOLD'S PAINTS meeting. Th/> Hardware and the Jewelry Howling Clubs, headed by Dan Ber- KC.n and Hugh Kelly, respectively, will have their next contest Feb. 23. Roclcawiy & Scranton Ave,. Vallty Slreim The two clubs will be worked up to a pitch of desparation by that time. Otto -Schorr, of New City. Valley FRIEDMAN'S QUALITY Stream, took purl in the bowling match between Lynbrook and Hemp- DELICATESS12X Kteud, at tl-e former place l:\Ft Tues- Salads Catering day, rolling 186, 201 and 191. -which LUNCH was instrumental in winning the Local Distributors (or Henry Merrit, who broke a liga- PARK&TItFORD FOOD PRODUCTS ment in his ankle three weeks ago, was out supported by a cane last o t> m j iuv.it!) pui>eis-M. Saturday for ,the first time, und IB us sassy as ever. Rockiwiy Ave. our Depot, Vdley Strum ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW s THE DOUBLE FOUR- LEON STARK last night the election in reference to the new F're House, to be called the ' Niw.au jUA.-ON CONTRACTOR Ho5e and Chemical Company No. 2 ' was SKCOND ST. held in the Fire Hall. The returns show that The Valley's people &t last are waKen- Tel. 2314- W Valley itrcim. ing up, and *orkin£Tor things that will be of bcnifit to U.e commnily. The results WM. H BOLVTPIDGE •were overwhelmingly In favor of the MAGON CONTRACTOR proposition. The ballots read: 185 in favor JOBBING DONE and four against, with four void ballots. PUACe* A SPECIALTY Now, why was It not unaninioust Who were those not afraid of fire— lure 1 Who vcere th« four thai didnt care a darn, or LAWSON •>re afraid of being on the loosing side 1 ELECTRIC SHOP 'ell, the almo&t up.jmimous expression BIO a real r.eceisily shows plainly that our pecplt art beginning to think.—that's a ROCKAWAY AND syrr\|itonof improvement. JAMAICA AVES Inlh; PoitOBice Ttuildint. FOSSETT-SPRAGUE. Miss Catherine Sprague and Clar- SIGN SHOP ence Fossett were married at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Edward AUTOMOBILE Kaichle. 16 Marshall Avenue, Lyn- PAINTING broob, on Sunday. February, 4th,.at A SPECIALTY. 4 o'clock, p. nx. Everything for their Private and Commercial comfort had been prepared in the Work Done. new home on Cleveland Street, Lyn- brook, where the happy couple mm Prompt Attention at reside. Reasonable Price ADVERTISE IN THEOUTLAW GIVE A THOUGHT. A GOOD CHANCE FOR SOMEONE. TJie different factions in Hie Val- P. Fisher, the electrican, realizing ley are almost as numerous as there that riMining a store, a shop, and are different religions in (lie world, keeping up v.'ilh cnUide contracts la iiiKl each, .like Hie other believe Just a little too mud), contemplate-; they are tin; only one that is right. renting his store and canylng 0:1 That they are center-pole, tent ami his business in his r.hop. These is whole show. It is true that every a good opportunity for some enter- lull rests on its ov.-n bottom, but you prising business man or \voman tit nintit lake many staves and bin I procure one of the best locations in liicni together with iron bands bo- Valley Stream for any busine.-is. fore the wh<-Ic can nlan:l alono an 1 JJHIe Verona Kriedmnn. only lit of use. No one ever saw a roof three years old, was well aware of with one .shingle or a lone cherry on what was going on vhon they gave (i \\inn:in's hat. There's always her a birthday party last Sunday. oiliiM'.s thnf ovcrla*) or cling together Sho wanted everything in Bight a» a to iiiiilto a dtisiied effect. present and came near to getting it. THE SNOW MOVED. Jasper Dibble, from Verona, Conn. | KarJy in the morning; after the ! v.as visiting his parents, Mr. and heavy fall of snow on Tuesday nighl > Mrs: II. M. Dibble of Brooklyn Are. Arthur Hendrickson, our road coni- !on Sunday. niisMic/ner, got out bis tractors anil miow plows and made short work of Earl Conistock has a young police the heavy fall'that, was almost block- dog under training—one of those ing traffic. Most of the roads look one-man dogs. You can expect some well, hut he didn't get all over town, good reports of him on account of mutch for Lynbroook. the detective training that he will receive through Earl. The views in the daily pictorial puperi; have sort of broken the ice William Bolstridge has secured for us; modest men as to what we the contract for erecting four etore.-i will nee at Long Beach this Sum- at Far Rockaway, for P. H. Morrison mer. ' _«. the theatrical manager. — r SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAH THE VALLEY'S VALENTINE. This beautiful woman represents will have been achieved. The Valley. So with this village. Her clothes are also beautiful, Do your utmost to raze the bar- but much, oh much out of date; re- riers ot ancient principles and in in o:-oiiiing The Valley's sentiments their place, drape the bept modern toward progress—not practicable. •ways and meant; of living and pro- Allow your .imagination to strip per necessities for our advancement (he delicate, cumbersome attire from upon her. Then our Bister villages the lady, and place upon her beau- will Rtare in painful envy. tiful form, the best to be had—an -We have the qualifications, let's nlmoat unbelievable transformation get the clothes. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW OUR NEW CONSTABLE. QUICK VORK. Win. H. Hendrickson ("Our Bill") On Feb. 1. a goodly crowd of lh.' I )i:is been appointed constable of the j friends of Mr.';. G. Fields, of Grove Tovnwbip of n Til 1C OUTLAW do so many flock toward it? Just PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY HV crusy for a ne\v experience.' Why do people get married and WAT HQWIi after twenty-four hours go to courl to have it'nnnuled? Were they dl8- CENSORED QV nppolntcd, curiosity satisfied or just DICK HOWE. nutty? V.'hy do religionists fight with Is I IIP -whole world going crazy — otl'cr and all other religions, wlien i; jiiisr.t have been u.vay all the time l.hi'y all are supposed to lead to Paradise? TheiM i.; .so littlo difference between !>"<.- n:i insanity tlv.it it is bard to Why do people hoard wealth, ; a starve and deprive themselves for . ->re one leaves off and .the sold that only glitters to them when ( : rinp it will bny but six feet of earth here .•^ (lie imbecllic things we aivl if they have a town lol in New have done are the Eighteenth Jerusalem, they will no doubt find Ainoirliuent and Die Sullivan I ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW A LOVING MOTHER. ' AUTOMOBILES POE SALE. A few days ago, during tlio .severe DOUCE sedan. 1921, carefully' refirP cold weather, a mother left her lit- Ishod and overhauled. This car has lle baby in its conveyance out in been used very little. Looks and froiiI of a Klore. It" lit.lle none wr.ts runs good as new'. Will sacrifice red and the teavs flov/e 1 fast. It to fMiic-k buyer. Telephone—Mrs. VJM- dowgjronning things around to AlltJii, Prospect 970S-W. l;e'it heck In its baby lingo, which i \ve did not undeistand. We tried to I DODGE touring, 1920, car complete^ pa.sify it, but were unahJe to do BO,Jly ovorlmuled. UTechanically pcii'fect. ;ri u-e couh? not teJl whether its \\'ni sell for $350. Tel. 9708-W litile tunimy was cravjiir for a r.ir. 1 1'i'Ojpect. at (he homo rt.ii.-y or oilier thins? UUIO1C touring, 1920. 6 cyllnderTn had transpired to make it fretful. good clean running condition. As '.ve were incapable in either in- (Chuiice for quick buyer. $330 takes stance, we went in where, the it. Call up Prospect 9708-W for op- mother w;is eating sweets, and said. . ro''i I "lent. "Alro. ------your little one is crying his eyes out". ' She said— "It. Mill do him good". Well? SHOW ROOM. Trlcpkont J69-J Vilk)- Slrejm. LUCKY~BOYS. P. FISCHEH lUiss Ethel Coyne, of Fifth Street LICENSED ELECTRICIAN won the contest at Hoffman's Music Store by gruessin.f; Ii'v.njai'y rccrller. | KIXTI.'PF.S APPLIANCES SUPPLIES were in the tray in the window. Her gue«w was 4.200 the tray con- In case of tained •IJi'l. She took a couple of EMERGENCY baseball outfits for her two brothers We will haul your Coal from for the Ten Dollars that she had any coal yard that haj neglected to dslc ver It. Or we will gel you won. COAL Mr; and Mrs. Samuel Pearsall, of Lynbrook are visiting their daugh- When you need It, ter, Mrs. Ella White of Central Aye. John fotcher, Eugene Fatchtr, for the week end. I57-» V, S. 4957'R jtmtlca. Henry \«?' Applicati' >it Office IV eecond cj«s VPUtV OF BtftUTiFOl. I* ^^ SIXTEEN MILE5 DOWN THE TRAIL OF FEBRUARY The 16th Jay of the second month of the best year The Volley, hos.ever enjoyed, . 1923, i ft 1 So called, only to attract the IPWMfyWffifiS Kh.^vj£l£$ * attention of the reader-Gawd fS$!lrf4i.*:iteV.vC« i fa fe^ 'm knows what others call it. |l|j^^ ^|;^^;-iP .. ^^?" . • .. tWp@'« •. "JUSTICE to all and malice ||^!;!!6<^1|| K:>.^ 1 t'ward none," is our motto /•••.-\^^ i >f we like'em. "VJ TV ft AN AXIOM OF XILNCE THAT NOTHINC, 15 If 5b PERFECT FOR BEING t)MAU DEVOTED TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF VALLEY STREAM AND VICINITY, ' 'EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY. ' ' CITIZEN'S ASSOCIATION MEETING cliel; finuncial secretaiy, J. II. - O'Meara; treasurer, William Smith; BRIGHTER LIGHTS FOH VALLEY trustees, Ucorge Wright and Vv'illiam _ STREAM. II. llcndrickson. At :i meeting of the Citizen's As- Wrs. P. J. Hoey .ind Mrs. A. I?. sociation,of V,-ll?y Si ream, was held J Howe motored to New York ln;it :il ] uiiJic School No. 24, on Feb. 14, Wednusdiiy iind enjoyed the comedy the Knlr-rlaiment committee reported "Abie's Irish nose", iit the Republic Hint the proceeds of the entertiiin- Theatre. •ni'iil and dance of the 27th of Jan- MTU. Ttobevt Kyan, of New York .iiry, aniounleil to $302.42. Avenue is able to be out and enjoy They are to meet on the second the feeling of terra 1'erma boncath of each month only, due to the short- vher, after being confined to her bed •W of coal. with diptheria lor ten days. A committee is lo confer with the Lighting- Rrard about doubling the Anthony Groenewold, Mildred Ro- cr.iidli; po\. e.- of stieoi iigiiis on gers, Mary Groenewold, Richard Uookav.-siy Avenue, from Merriclc Humphrey, Louise Groenewold and lload to Rockaway Road. Anthony Tepe visited Sunday night The following gentlemen were with the Waldeier family In Brook- olectoU as officers for the following lyn. yp.nr: president, AVilliam Beresford; vice president, J. C. Krummenacher; Love is dead, don't be fool- cm-responding secretary, W. S. Boer- ish and visit the grave. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW A PEEPING TOM AT LARGE home. Anyone can imagine the terror in the soul that comes from such an SEE THAT YOUR SHADES ARE experience. LONG ENOUGH. Ladies, be sure your shades are long There BOCIVIS to be a "peeping torn" enough—if you really care, you bettej at large in this bailiwick, for whom take another look and give them an- a nice \vann room anil bath are await' other yank. ing either at the i".".' or bughous3, for he is heir apparent to either one 5D.OOO FOR AN EYE. or the other. At different times he Howard Kriss who at one time lias bobbed up from under end peepoil I lan a garage back of the Ebln store through the rhades in several \vic?e recently met with an accident to his apart localities in the town. About eyes. He went under treatment six weeks ago there were a couple of' with Drs. ShJppman & Moss, of Rich- complaints from tip Central Aveiir.tt : mond Hill, and is now sueiiig them vay, and about ten C.ay-.i .".go he too;-: | for $50,000 for malpractice, as he a look br>no.ith some sha.le^ on Frank- lost one eye while under their treat- lin Avenue. men*. The case conies up soon before Last Friday night he r.-.ade his ap- the Supreme Court of Nassau County. pearance again, si the home of Mr. dMrs. Wm.Bolr.tridge. on Carpenter Mr. and Mrs. Rogg of Rocltaway -•eel. Mrs. Julia Bolstridge, the Avenue, were blessed with a new other of William, was alone In the ' baby boy last Sunday. nouse. She sleeps upon the lower floor, and after preparing for bed, she ' FRIEDMAN'S QUALITY put out the lisht and raised the cur- D1CI A GRAVE NECESSITY AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE. NO PRICE TOO GRHAT hOR UOIXiE sedan, 1921, carefully refin- ANOTHER SCHOOL Ishnd and overhauled. This car has There was a meeting of the trti:--- h. en u;;c-il very little. Looks and li'cs of the school? of thi.t district i>n runs good as new. Will sacrifice Tuesday evening to di FIRE PLACE* A 9PCCIAUTY Both the wife and mother of Al CkRPiHTH ST. v»lttV •1»[»» Rief, of Jamaica Avenue are down '•with severe colds. LAWSON It was nothing uncommon to see ELECTRIC SHOP a man with another man's wife in TH[ LIT1LC tHOP TnkT DOES •!& his arms, last Tuesday. It -was a WORK. ROCKAWAY AND great lob, this being a bearer of bur- JAMAICA. AVES dens over the slush of our crossings. In the Pott Office Buildinl. '1 •i TEAR OUT THIS PAGE And send it with your signature and ONK DOLLAR FOR ONE YEAR'S SUBSCR1I11 ION TO ZDbe.^utlaw, The W«klj Sc«papu Ill-it ii Sllivinj tu Mikt V.\t!.EV STREAM A CITY ol D«irible R«idcuu. If you are already a subscriber hand this to some friend to that he may aUo receive the benefits of knowing the new* of Valley Stream and you will greatly assist in our drive for the fint One Thousand Subscribers. THANK YOU. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW PUBLIC SENTIMENT Therefore, if the residents really I desire to make this village the best A MOKE CO-OPERATIVE SPIRIT on Long Island, they can easily do NEEDED. e.o by all working toward that end and by each pu.lting a more personal BY W.S.BOERCKEL. interest into piny, cieute a village There has appeared from time to that will be spoken of \\ith piKlo time in The Outlaw, items regarding and admiration. the needs of this village, so as to Mr. Boerekel'K article e:. j» e;s:i:i make it the best village on Lonn the sentiments of but too fev.—for island. he is right and it can be accor.ip- This a very pleasant uream, and linlied. Why noi take his advice I am. afraid i:oil;.ing will ever bo ac- and get tog-ether. See what Brook- complished as long as the majority lyn has done to Munhattan by p.ac- jiETsirfl in iheir attitude of not caring ticing what Mr. lioerckel ia preacli- whether the village exists or not so ing to you. It v 111 soon be the big- long as tlii.-y may travel their ov, n gest city in the world. piuato paths contentedly. li is very hard, in villages of this kind.to get the people arou/.ed unless JUST KIDS—BLESS'EM I here is something of great public What a proud person ix Miss Win- interest at Blake, and through cur- nll'reii O'Connell, of Merium. SlreiM, ic.sily only, they stick around until linviiiK reached the ase of "sweat it is over and then return to their Six" on February ] 4. It was cele- routine life and wait for more excite- bratod in an appropriate manner, ment. The need in this village is for a with H party of kiddies, v>lio cnjoyc-.l greater cc-:,;:c.ail', e tylrll i'.iiicns the Uieinselves a.'i only children can, residents so that they may get to- while the men smoked their pipe.; in gether and help make things better. Mr. O'Connell's den, the kitchen. Nothing can, or ever will be improved The ladies, and there were quite unless the people get about more and some, talked of many things around express their views and thiough their the table, but not their birthdays. efforts endeavor to accomplish some- Winnlfred is looking forward to thing. her next. May she have many. L SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW GRAB A HOE. Don't allow the weeds of Indif- nature of shameful detriments In ference to prevent fruition of our our village, with the exception of ti present possibilities. Grab a hoe few human dumbells. Cite if you and do your share of abolishing that can another village on Long Island civic-lifc-sucking poison, disinterest. which may justly boast of the op- Show by your own oc-ticnn hor/ portunities -we now have. proud you are of what we have. Tell Take advantage .while the ad- the world! We have, nothing in the vantage IB good, and kill the weeds. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW SOMETHING GOOD COMING. At the regular meeting of lh<; Mothers Club on Feb. 13. the com- D. J. BERGEN ing card pavty ai'ul uance was ih0. 'J'lie (lancing, for those who do not care to pariicipnie in the i-iiid Kiiino;, \ ill cont.inuc (luriiif: DEVOE AND REYNOLD'S PAINTS 'ie entire evening in tlie aiulitoi1- ni. 1'ieparations to uccominoilatr lain--' ;:tl'Jiiilance la rccelviitit'. full alli'iiiion by the coiuiiiitteu. Tin1 next regular meeting \vll) be on March 14tli. at \vhjcli time the Kockaway & Scranlon Ave,. Valley Stream clontion of officers will take place. The' Mother's Club is veil known lici-e for their fine afl'aira and tUi;; sfis to be the best. CHASE BROS. Walter V. drover, of Seventh St., lias recovered from, a case of th.e 'flu' BUILDERS which compelled him to stay 'under cover' for about a week. Bed is no VALL.CY STREAM, N.T. place for a fellow of Walter's 'pep'. P. U. Box 581 T«l. 3>«-R I Mrs. William JCeisel of Seventh St. has been ill with the grip for the past week. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW THEATRE PARTY T. DeMARTINO WIIH A BIG SURPRISE IN THb GROCERIES AND EVENING. DELICATESSEN On Feb. 8ih a theatre party of our ladies \vero entertained by see- FANCY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ing "The Gingham Girl" a Broad- Kockaway Ave,. ncor L. I. Depot way comeJy. Those in the "gang" vere: M. G. Schado, M. Davidson. E. Mailer. L. O'Connell, G. Gillcn, H. . A BIG SALE Wannaiiiachei-. J. Galhard. Beins .Mr:;. Uathanl'H birthday, the ladies Great Reduction in Prices on all im-sjMitca iior with a beautiful purse. FOOTWEAR To end the perfect tiay, the same Snlc ha.i bii n < xlrndcri from ladle;. e::cortod by their husband:;. Kuriniseil Mis. Cut'.iarJ iii the even- f"EB. 17lh to 24th, Inclusive ing v.iiii "anuininitiin" for a party, \\lien von s< r tlii.' *-liue Quality and the •iihisiing of nir.ny dainty thyis>; to Low Prices yon will sny yonr and a Jack Home,- Pie. contaln- U,)pjriuuily IIHS Oome. j piihm.s, poiatoea and lemons, all .ry agod, tied neatly with a red OKKVICRT'S ribbon. To say. they had a {jbod SHOE STORE limn, is superfluous. A birthday surprise pn;l!y v.a:: Riven to Mir,. A. Beaver of. Catherine MliN AM> LADIES' t-OINTRX Sireol. by Mrs. GoUschuJl. There v.as a continuous round of pleasure Ijaiu-ins. singing' and a \vonderail uppotizing feast accompanied \vith I'luinc ).- l-ni jol-.cs and Uiughter took u;> th'; even- i)ig. There were recitations by Mr. * JOHN OA^LE William Kelly of Brooklyn, and Mv. CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER 13 Ititcliio of Jsmi-iSca, and a ban;o solo by Mr. William Post- of Brook- Hiwtliorn AVC. Vnllty Strram, N. Y. lyn. "J L SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTUL* TH OUTLAW hit- the fire hydrants clear of snow PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY BY and ice, even though the hydrant may be on a vacant property near WAT HOWE your own—just as a matter of pre- TH| f tITOR. caution. Every bit helps for quicker CENSORKD »Y sovvlce. DICK HOWE- \Vouid it not be u good l:leu if The Outlaw I.-; beginning a series ALL the business and resident, peo- of article:; thiit r-hcuKl please all its ple along' Rockaway Avenue would reader*. ' Each issue v.e will en- clear the gutters so that the excess deavor to r,et from one or more res- uutc.r could drain off? This might i.lenls, uu article of local interest. help the customers to get to the de- In till i manner an e::change of opin- sired stores, make them more con- ion \.ill be read Viy all the people, tented and no doubt increa.se the to bu further He.,,. . VAL.L,li*- . .. HID<«w THK ^sprpa 1^-==^ *""•-*. V: . ^"?'.'A T!?n Cf />*».*<'Tr<«-M/» f-'fif LrJ.VKvi fe^~r =g.^j- ^.^.ji THE OUTLAW," is so called, only to HUffi. y^jsttract the attention of the reader—Oawd knows what others call It. "Justice to all and malice tVard none. our motto—if we I'fc'em. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW. BARNUM AND THE KIDS, The Tlshinp Season has Opened. Children all of us. Get your tackle ready. On Wednesday afternoon Mrs. P. j. iiuoy. Mrs. A. R. Howe, Margaret j You nmv want to co at a moments Edstrom, Lillian Hoey, Eileen Hoey ,,0tjce all of the Valley and Josephine Dempsey of Brooklyn a gutat of Ei- Eve; thirff necessary and that the leen's attended that unbelievable world of wonders, Barnum and Bail- heart could desire as accessories to , ey, Ciicus at Madison Square Gar- the snort of anelintr. den. The kids arc still talking about EBIN'S NOVELTY STORE ii and would like to go again. Poekaway Ave. near Depot Ollie Dempsy, of Grove St., has in- Klnlled a radio set in his den and REGULAR CLEAN SERVICE Is receiving many Intereslng items Notify me and I will call on both from it. Among them was a report, j Tuesdays and Thursdays and remove from 1>DQ, saying "Brr-rr-r-r «lpp-jr,, Killt>age and refllse. $2.0o per ' HANG!" , f-iiionth. Eugene Fatcher, Tele. i • George or the little Mrs. j pliono 492-M Valley Stream,- or —or maybe both are artists. ;w ,.Ue Mjneola Ave._ Valley stream> 1 i.c magic carpet of the fairy taifv i to be invisibly placed on the Why do many of our storekeep- sidewalk in front of their shoe store. ers, sweep rubbish In the gutters? Stand there for a moment and you Won't answer we all know. will feel like you were looking In the window of a Fifth Avenue dis- Many of the boys in town may play— just as dainty and artistic. live to th« ripe old age of thirty-five if the fun they are baving keeps up John Groenwold has broken and they can. stand the gaff. ground and the foundations are be- Mi-s. Lynch, of Brooklyn, spnnt ing laid for a row of new honsn.'i on Friday with her sister. Mru. II. Orove St. and New York Av'e. .SUve<>ney, of Central Ave. lintercd •> second data milter Feb. 2. 1721 •( the Post Office at Valley Stream, N. Y, under the Act March 1. U7V. DEVOTED TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF VALLEY STHEAA AND VICINITY, '•EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY.11 P. T. ASS'N. iKlii friend In that jolly crowd, you'd The energy and enthusiasm of The have iu:?d of periscope. There was no mo calling to a friend a few feet Vaiont Teacher's Association, of away, for the constant rumble of Srhnnl 13. Is plienominal. Their plea:i:'.iu talk and out-loud sin I lea— < nlortainment and dance filled the the card player's laughing banter. 1 ire Hall on Corona Ave. to over- ;he •"l.ihil:-er.:i" giving them advice, flovving with merry-makers last and inn ('anccrs saying sv»eet ixnil \Vf.'dno. CLEAR STREAM. On Monday Mn. F. Henly and ilaugh- ler, of Flalbush, wcr* the guests of Mr. l\ hai been brought to our attention and Mrs. Phil Fisher. that the peovle of the vest end, better known as Clear Stream, rm e " taken the bull by the horns " and are out 'vith peti- EASTER SHOES tions to the comn Issiorers, that they be annexed to the present fire district. With- in a couple of weeks thesr. petitions will be SPRING SPECIALTIES presented to the Fire Commissioner* for their action. IN PRETTY DESIGNS The School Comrnitlte of the Clear Stream Taxpayers' \ssociation orr about Children's Shoes that Appeal to ready to start the ball ruling, \fter their meeting with the Pistrict Aperintendent of Mother and Child Schools, Mr. Mepham, they expect to get right down to hard hustling work. The harder the work the more plenure they ORISVICHT'.S seem to find In anything they set uut to do. Things seem to be doing in ever part of SHOE STORE 'his section. Exerywhen you go you see ivations being made, which speak* wall ur neighbors, os it shows tuat they THI2 .. uustiers. a,id that's what a to» n needs .o make it » live place. FIRE D.EPARTMEKr NOTES The Hose Compaii) will bold their OUTLAW • oaual electiou next Tucsdny cvjniny;. Polls open from 8 to 9 o'clock. Is prepared to handle any kind of The Ueparttueat clectioa will be held next Tburxlty at Fire Bcadquerters on .JOB Merrick Road. Polls open from 8 to 9. It is current that Chief DeBeauchamp indorte* Mr. Frank Hendi'cksou •* the printing man to lake hit place SUBSCRIBE HO-< THE OUfi-AVV. ONE DOLLAR ME Y£,\K. OUR' HALF-HOUR ALONE. of temptation. If she but smile.? Sining is upon us, that time in the is at once beset—if she listens iIn.- four seasons when the v.hole and lingers she is like to be lost. v in Id and all therein, dura and Hearts as pure as glacier snows are Kioen life stretch out their ten- melted every day by the fierce lire., drilN ;i!id :iniiu:il naliiic noii-ily culls of love and pas:ion in the crucible I'or mute. of fate. i JJcv.ure the wolf! Beware the wolf! Alan, the monster—aided un.l There is in the being of every full M AIM! fi'iirilu the instinct that ma lies abetted by miserable liypocracy, h:t:i I'm mate and the uestiny ol mother- set up a double standard of moral.) hood. v. hicli ontruKCK every noble qualily I'.ci'.vari1 the wolf! of human nature—in that the wo- The child plays with her dolls man falls Irretrievably while Hu- nursed them and kisses them and man who is most, if not all to Ji.n;;s thorn to hoi- Mule bosom—calls I'l.-uiie, is forgiven. ilitm i>ot names---decks thiiin in Beware the wolf! every flncry tiugges'ted by chldish A woman may sin, too, and be a-, fancy, and rocks them to sleep with pure as the ,snow which falls from- heaven, after. i as much solicitude .is though they \vcro God-given—yet she knows Love can sanctify that so-called sin' and the soul be stainless through a; naught of passion. But from the sublime trust and sheer devotion. dawn of physical womanhood there Is ever tho wolf laying In \viilt. 13y Seldom is a woman to blame save hi.r t-'ido in her teens, and at her el- that she. loses self in her confidence bow ever after so long as she has and love through passionate insis- Moom and beauty, are the threaten- tence and persuasive eloquence in^ shapes of love uud desire in every brought to bear on heart, oody, tinselled Kiiir.e known to the same [Continued on oexl page] ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW blood and brain. When at last it SILK LAMP SHADES, lingerie and il.iwns that she has been deceived, ! fancy novelties made at home. Tele- debuuch«d an deserted—then pas- phone Valley Stream 2097-W. nion dies—love still remains—the ICEl'AIRS ON LAWN MOWERS a (lower droops and Its crimson fades- specialty. Self-sharpening device, and another one creeps into ths Work is guaranteed. J. C. Krum- menaclcer. Seventh St. near Brook- shadows with the fateful letter up- lyn Ave., Valley Stream. on her breast. When love-scarred soul calls from CKIMSON KAMBLEK ROSE BUSH- ES—Large size. Will boom this out the mob in that lost great day season. 60 cents a piece. No or- when God will judge us all. "Be der accepted for less than two at kind to him. I love him still" me- thlH price. Michel, P. O. box 178. thiiiks that inEofar as her so-called Valley Sream. eln Is concerned. HE will call it by another name. NOW IS THE TIME TO BUV SHEFERSTON'S • Yet there are many Red Riding ! Hoodf wandering in the wilderness, MIL1NIRY | with their baskets, looking for the wolf. MOBT. C. VAN DER GLUTS KNTKR & CAUINKT MAKKK OLD HOUSES HBNOVATEU Porch Bacloiur», Slerm Sub, Scr««al >o4 » kiadt of CtrpcaltriiJ tut CibUtt Work. Forc.tAt*. V.II.T SlrM Pbonc JSl-m OAKLEY Kock«w»T AT*. V»llty Stream CONTRCTOR AND EUIIDFR CABPETS AND LINOLEUM LAID Hiwtliorn Ate. Valley Strtam.N Y. Write P. 0. Box 39 TTempIc-.-" frome !' 0ar (Ermplc—"Darnel" There is a temple called "Home", a pure white lilly, wherein stands an altar of tove and soul-sense, above its cliar.cc! hover unseen angles of 11 ercy and shrined in its shadows is the kindly face of the Nazerene. We should have faith that our temple, VaJley Strea.n will develop and grow bette/ with the days. The past x'.ns. The future wiM be. We should make the most of the days to come—one family workng for one purpose—having faith in the future of our Temple. FAITH—what wealth in that word—messenger of hope and pledge of promise It makes us see the rosy glow: behind the clouds when the sky is overcast. Faith rot only opens the door to success, but surely fashions fate. Science has fully demonstiated the power of sug-" gestion—that it is' possible for a fataVst to rule or ruin himself through persistant belief. If we have faith in The VaJley it is fated to succeed and be a thriving cen- tre of big business and beautiful homes—The VaJley of Contentment. If we indulge in gloomy phropohesies it wiU become a mud-hole of shacKs and filth. So have saith and fight for our temple—knowing there are among us those who would sell its successful future for less than the fateful thirty pieces of silver. i ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENCE I A SOUND POLICY It's Dear Editor:- What is Ix)ve? Isslo Phule. y Lirpa Ask her Just lieforc you turn In Sure'As Loof your envelope. Read Dear Edltor:- Backwards Is ul) fair in love and war? {,11ns T. We-$ay No, Rome lire brunetts. and most Don't of them are not fair—they cliuut a lillle. Get Dear Editor:- Fooled 1 tliink you <:nn help me In a ser- Insure Ions mailer. Will you?. A Young To-day Man. Ueur Young Man:- Yes, If con- venient both of you cull around any night next. week. In case you got cold feet and won't come around, REAn T** ATL VV^11 ' • J/ / i~ESTAT» r^rr* A mE v^ ^^ : say this—be a gentleman. INSURANCE ROCKAWAY & HAWTHORNE AVtS/ Jennie Woods, of Richmond VALLEY STREAM. N.V sister of Mrs. David Ely motor- ed out to visit with her sister for n FERBER'S few hours last Sunday. CHASE BROS. Rockiwmy and Brooklyn A vet. Vallry Streura Long Uland B U I 1. D E H S LION STARK VALLCY STRCAM.N.V. MASON CONTRACTOR t. O. Boi 5(1 Ttl. joj.R •RCOND ST. T.I. 2JM-W V.ll.r itr..m. 1ZI1 ADVERTISE IN TiiE OUTLAW. WHAT DID THE GIKL ROBERT M. DIBBLE SAY TO THE SAILOR? The contest Is closed. • It has HEAL tSIATE ANL> INSURANCE been r.imivered correctly without the NOTARY PUBLIC necessity of an asbestos envelope to VALLEY STREAM, LONG ISLAND carry the answer. The winner lias MONKY LOANED ON BOND AND MORTGAGE. received the -prize, u box of safety inaiche* and is no much pleased with hi* success, that he will allow us to use hi.s |>hotograph in the next is- T. DeMARTINO sue when we will give fuller details of v the closing of the contest. He is n prominent man in town and you GROCERIES AND will be surprised when you. wee who it is. Order your paper in advance DELICATESSEN ; ;-n as to he sure to get one. If you arc i not a regular subscriber. FANCY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES j all happy kids, Little Miss Ca- ne Tuthlll is the happiest. Af- KccLlHBy Ave., ac«r L. 1. Depol i .ill the new clothos she get dur- ing the year, none make her so hap- py as thos THE LADY IN ERMINE Telephone Lynbiuuk 22iU-\V Lasi Wednesday bite, me an Nan HUGH S. KELLY iode the 7:30 into town an landed JEWELER at the Centucry Theatre lung afore Atlantic Avenue and Merrick Road I he curtain rolled. And when it did Lynbrook. L. I. mil \ve \\:is prepared to look onto Sterling Silver and Silver Plated ordinary aclin or singin or dancln. Wure, Clocks, Suit Cases. Bags, Ivory but we mist our gess. Cut Glass, Umbrellas, Bric-a-Brac. The l-a«ly in Ermine is the name COMMUNITY SILVER PLATE of i ho play and by gosh ermine aint Aeency Jack Frost Fishing Tackle i,«;u«l (.-iKJuyh fr Wilda Bennett. She's EXPERT JEWELRY REPAIRING r.lick in looks, voice an every thing. Waller Woolfe, the Colonel is WM. H. BOLSIKIUGt t;-. rat or as Nan says "sooperb". MAION CONTMACTON \iilh. every wurd he captures an- JOBBING DONE other hart of the audience an Nan FIRS PLAC«« A »r«CIALTT ki-p sturin wliha look that maid me :fore. I told her the war was over, DRESSMAKING CLASS uo fergi-t the soljers like ouf pa. Ladles who desire to do their own violoeis, proliteerH an anti-beers dressmaking can do BO, and be as- aJ dun. sisted by former student of Pratt's Institute, Brooklyn, on Mondays, She snapped out of it when she Wednesdays and Fridays, from 2 un- busted souiethln loose from a safe- til 5 o'clock ,at the cost of 60c. ly pin while laffiii a Robt. Woolsey per hour. Ladies bring their own who is the tunny guy an believe me material and patterns. For appoint- he's u laff continuous. ment, phone. Valley Stream, 1322-M. The show shud be perscrlbed by any day after 5 P. M. doctors fer grouch an the like where modiclne can't reach. P. FISCHER ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR With the advent of the chirping or birds the croaking of frogs and FIXTURES APPLIANCES SUPPLIES the cackling of hens, the bloomer girl has put 'in her appearance In Rocknw«r Avc. Valley SU««m The Valley as a harbinger of Spring. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW. ADVERTISNIG. Why some people AI. Dibble has Just sold two half lots on Chester Street, it' growing section, to M. L, .. who will e.-ect come hand- Rock*w*y& Scranton A»e,. Valley Strtam r-ome bun.;alo\vs on the ulti. Good Friday to soiie means on'y Pbo»e J«m«ic«'»a«» Itobinson Crusoe's faithful servant— to others just warm sweet biscuit. . JOHN J. GROENEVOLD At noon on Wednesday March CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER 26th, a new boarder arrived at the liome of Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Roll- ALL K1NOS OF ALTERATIONS AND ings of Oafc St. She. as It so hap- Q PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO pens, weighed 7% Ibrx .Mother do- Ing nicely aid BUr boarder no'ay 35 Aralan Ave. Junaic*, N. Y. and happj. I _ SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. ONE DOLLAR THE YEAR. SIGNS OF SPRING j enterprising citizens has contrived 'In i lie spring we play our games— a new knee life and clothes preserv- rolling ow marbles flying out kften, er. See illustration. It will be a while the inisecs cleans lionso and big success until we make up our tilings and hangs hangablc ones on minds to incorporate, pay a few more -lv- lint in Hie bright sun to take out nicltles tax and build our own roads. Sleeping Beauty-—Valley Stream! tlir brown winter tan. We lov THIS 01'Tl.AW WHY NOT. PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY BY BY H TENNEV DESOLIR WAT HOWL: Cats yowling and dogs barking' TH! I. 110*. and fighting—these are among the signs of spring. There I.H no raa- CCNI3RID BT DICK MOWK- son. however why we need Imitate them. All oar editorials were censored this Why not. Instead, choose the Hing- week. I wonder if we're gelling too ing birds, the smiling skies and the strong. renewing of this blessed earth of ours? Kiig«nc Katcher lias gone into tho Some folks seem to have the Idea triii:>>liiK business, hook at his "ad" thr.i fc.sj and fight and Irltabllity and you will learn how to get rid ;tn:l strain and sluggle are necessari- of jour regular daily refuse. ly prn.-cnt. before there can be ao- compli'shincnt. They forget thut lcy Uurnholz Is soon to en- i:io;-e enc.-gy Is consiimnd by all tho • tea and coffee business in unnecessary unpleasantness and an- .-ighborhood. i^sonlisni engendered and In sucli nerve racking tactics than would h« Mr. Rnnves Tuthill who laur.hel rs°d to .achieve results far beyond v. hen his car was stolen a couple of expectations, If persons or corrunun- \vcekH ago, received word that it had iiie.3 could but push resolutely, boon foi:.nd at Far Itockaway where i-.ii!oothly and cheekily forward. It h:ui bei'ii deseted by the thieve:;. The Valley's folk can gain the top Tulhill is the only one thai can keep of the village ladder if they will but i hat oar in a good enough humor follow the lead of old Mother Earth to give regular service. lie went "ml turn their energy Into the de- after it hist Saturday. He may havo velopiiiK of their ideas of what the returned or he nmy be still on tho home town ought to be to grow in- way home. to full blown perfect blossoms. •Its a time to co-ordinate and co- SPRING!—Ah, welcome B. V.'D. operate. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. ONE DOLLAR THE YEAR. NOTICE TO BIDDERS the best interest of the fire district. KliAUOl) J'KOPOSALK will bo rc- Dated: Valley Stream, N. Y. rciivfd by Hie Board of Fire Coni- March 28th, 3923. iiiissioniM's of Valley Stream Fire Dis- BOARD OK FIRE COMMIS- trict, Valley Stream, Town of Henip- SIONERS OF VALLEY STKEAM FIRE DIS- tUfud, Nax.siiu County, Now York, THICT, TOWN OF HEMP- at ihfi offico of tlie Tire CommisKion- STEAD, NASSAU COUN- M-H on Aleivick Uoad, Valley Stream. TY. NEW YORJC. New York, on the 14th. Day of Ap- By Herbert Biddulph. ril, J923 at eight o'clock P. M. for Secretary Hie furnishing and supplying' of la- bor and materials for the construc- tion of a fire house and for the con- HOSE'S DELICATESSEN flructio'i of the said fire house In Evervthine in the line clean and accordance with the plans and spec- fresli. always. iliculions therefor. Tlie plans iind .specifications may Those kind of daintes that not be examined at the office of Robert only anpe-nl to 1he eve but are so . Dibble, Rockaway Avenue, Vnl- pleasing to the pa.Vite for von know ' Stream, Nassau. County,- New ork, at any time. that they are fresh and clean Each proposal must be accomp- Rockaw*/ Ave. Valley Stream anied by a certified check payable to the Board of Fire Commissioners HAVE YOU A SWEET TOOTH? of the Valley Stream Firfi District, OR HAS SHE? Town of Hempstead, Nassau Coun- Sam Maiculies has for you dainty ty, New York in an amount or sum sweets in a hundred flavors. equal to five per cent (5#) of the Just the kind that a friend liJces amount of such proposal. to receive. The Board of Fire Commissioners reserves the right to reject any or Come out of the wet.' Send in all proposals, waive any informal- your dollar and get The Outlaw each ity In the proposals, or to accept any I week, and help make up our first proposal which 'it deems to be for ( one thousand tnibscriber.i. HniercJ • » •econJ clan miller Feb. 2. 1921 at the Pon OSce at Vjlicy Slrciro, N. Y, uoder ibe Act March 3, 1B79. PULL FOR VALLEY STREAM—OR PULL OUT 1 ! THE NEW FIRE HOUSE fever, is reported tp bt; Improving The contract for the erection of und is expected boine In about four tlic new fire house, Brooklyn Ave. for weeks. The time will seem like so I lie Nassau Chemical and Hose Co. many years to tbose who know her. No. 2, was awarded to Mr. C. E. rhlllips of Valley Stream. The battle with the balls, between Three bids were submitted to tlie the Hardwares and Jewelry teams, Hoard of Pi re Commissioners at the which took place at On 1st man's Al- inrerJng held on the 14th Inst., at lies last Tuesday evening, resulting 're Department Headquarters, and in the Hardwares again losing, and r. riiilli])*' bid of $5,350 was the this time to the tune of 131 pins. Hugh Kelly, the captain of the jew- elries did not put in an appearance It will be nccesKury for the con- and it is claimed that the boys were tiiiciur to file a bond for $5.000.00 able to do better wben not under the when the contract is signed. The domineering eye of their captain. contract and bond are to be signed Hugh lost the glory and a good sup- at the offices of R. M. Dibble, to- per by his absence. morrow, Saturday, April 21st, at 11:00 o'clock a. m. The work is to Last Thursday "Merry" Jerry Hoo- be completed In sixty working days. ligan, from home, visited many friends In The Valley—(broke hearts Miss Felicia Tyler who was re- that had not* been braken and open- moved to Queensborough, Hospital, ed old wounds, before he went home Jmnalca, last week, with scarlet again. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW. THE DAUGHTERS OF LIBERTY. Miss Emma Schmidt entertained The anniversary of the Daughters some jolly friends from that city of - i of Liberty, Justice Council No. 76, churches, Brooklyn, on Sunday and ' f] inet at the (ire Hall on Corona Ave., broke the Sabbath. Tuesday evening. After a short 1 business meeting, the guests began SHOES AND KEDS to arrive, bringing along all their good nature, smiles and laughter. Then the fun began. Husbands, lovers, friends and affinities mingled Men, Women and Children and cut Joose like a crowd of kids— oh. what a time they had. Dancing v,itli Mrs. Emmeti Vorhees and Miss N. Weidner taking turns at the piano. Games with forfeits kept the GHEVERT'S lic-usa ia an uproar. The clothespin " " IN THE NICK OF TIME. Immediate members of hla family, I arrangements were made to take KINDLY ADVICE OF NEIGHBOR him to Dr. Ben'j. Jablows, in Flower PRESERVES LIFE OF WESTERN Hospital who has used in over two SCOUT AND SOLDIER hundred cases, an injection of chem- A few weeks back, Col. Franz icals which have proven a (successful Miiyer, a veteran of the Indian wars, cure for the disease. Klill robust, the picture of health, The foot had reached a stage lay upon his back; suffering the where amputation was necessary. tortures of gangrene; confined to on- This was done, the serum Injected room, awaiting: due prolonged inevit- and after n few weeks under the care able. An approximate date had boon of trained hands, the case was ap- set when this great bulk of energy, parently successful. He wan ordered adventure and good-nature would home. jiass from his loved enviorninent, to On Sunday at three o'clock, Mrs. one brighter It w«is hard, even llendrickson was attracted by the with that thought. blast of an auto siren, outside her Commonly-known medicine had lome. Peering out, she beheld the NOTICE OF One thousand (?1000) Dollars each, SPECIAL SCHOOL MEETING beginning on July 1st, 1924 as pro- NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that vided in Section 467 of the Educa- a rpccial school meeting of the in- j t ion Law. habitants of Union Free School Di- I By Order of the Board of Education. irict. No. 24, of the Town of Hemp- Dated April yth. 1923. i.lcad. Na: sail County, New York, ^ Harry Bayer, Clerk i;iiali:ied tc vote at school meetings in the said District, v. ill be held in WAV. H. BOLSTRIDGE MASON CONTRACTOR Ilic ;is(.'inbly room of the school build. JOHH1NG UONi: in;.; in i he said District, Brooklyn FIRt PLACES A SPECIALTY /.venue. Valley Stream, N. Y. on TucsJay. May 8lh, 1923, at eight o'clock, 1'. M., for the purpose of sub- LAWSON'S ELECTRIC SHOP mitting to the Qualified voters of the Di.-'liict, the following resolution in EVERY \vliich ta:;e'j arc proposed, the NOVELTY :iii>oiini and purpose thereof being IN specified; liK.SOLVEU, that the Board of Ed- THE ilicin of Union Free School Dis- ELECTRIC .ri. No. 24 of the Town of Hemp- LINE .ilea'.l. Nassau County, New York, be and it is hereby authorized to finish' i'li-.l improve and furnish for occu- pancy four unfinished rooms in the sc:liool building of the said District on Brooklyn Avenue, Valley Stream, YOU CAN'T N. Y., for a sum not exceeding Pour- KICK. ON OUR CONTRACT luiiii thousand (114,000) Dollars, \\liicli sum shall be raised by taxa- WORK-WE MAKE IT PERFECT tion upon the taxable property of tho District and be collected ia four- ROCKAWAY AND JAMAICA AVES. teen equal annual Installments of ID Ibt Pelt Office BuildnK. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW MAKE'M SAFE. I A SOUN SOUNDD POLICP Y Wouldn't It is reported that a petition Is Insure being circulated, which is getting No many signers, to have the Telephone Not Company to replace tlieir now sturdy Atall , \\ith rubber telephone Things , us Dr. Cohen, Tom De Bau- Went <:h:inip and Mrs. Smith have Just Slow ; l-ought new automobiles. . After The John Clamser, who has bten con- Fall fined to his home and bed for the past few months, felt himself so much improved last week, that be took a turn in the air for a little .REAT>1? * TL V^lv«L"J/i ESTATr?o>n»mTEy ^« and is now again back in bed, INSURANCE , -erdid it and was taken with ROCKAWAY & HAWTHORNE AVESO VALLEY STREAM. ^ Telephone Lynbfotik 22KO-W On Tuesday evening, Mrs. B. T. HUGH S. KELLY Hyde entertained Mrs. Joe Guntber, JEWELER Mr. Fred Miller, Mrs. John Muller. Atlantic Avenue and Merrick Road Mrs. Frank Fatcher, Jr., Mrs. Edw.. Lynbrook. L. I. Kroder, Miss May Clamser, Mrs. J. Sterling Silver and Silver Plated H. Waueer, Mrs. E. L. Hyde and Ware, Clocks. Suit Cases, Bags, Ivory daughter and Mrs. Raymond Smith, Cut Glass, Umbrellas, Bric-a-Brac.. of Merrick, L. I. The evening was COMMUNITY SILVER PLATE filled with social pleasures and the Acency Jack Frost Fishine Tackle guests were filled with eats. EXPERT JEWELRY REP AIRING SUBSCRIBE POR THI: OU CLAW. ONE DOLLAR THE YEAH. Bring your children along when making a purchase at the Valley Stream Klectrital Co. Store, as 0\j* j1» PAASKr An)Oi\LF» Is uivingaway all the'I'OYS in stock to his patrons' cliildicn FREt Rockaway Ave. near L. I. R. R. Valley Stream, N- Y, JOHN J. GROENEUOLD Yel. V«lk-y Slnam 75. CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER ALL KINOS OH ALTliKATIONS ANO JODI11NG PKOMPTLY ATTUNDEU TO dboicc J5 A»nlan Ave. Jm;aica, N. Y a n£» FHOSt VAI.I.IiV STREAM I'/W \V. Pocknway Ave. V« lev itreain CHAS- J- BERNHOLZ OISTRIBLITCR OF REGULAE CLEAN SERVICE MIK1AMMILLS Notify me and I will call on both Tuesdays and Thursdays and remove TEAS AND COFFEE all garbage and refuse. $2.00 per BROOKLYN AND 2] MIRIAM ST month. Eugene Katcher.. Tele- phone 492-M Valley Stream,- or LONG ISLAND SERVICE Vallcv Stream. I.. I write Mineola Ave.. Valley Stream. ASLEEP~Af HIS POST. BV ED. CONBOY """'""""'•''• '".•:!i.'%:i':i'gSr~";"" ''^S^f^lfsa^f^^-^'"-'""-^f!:r'. '•.'•'£•-'?:-''c - j SWEET REPOSE, of nod. j Hh - - - -! Do not avva'ccn the • poor tii-eil sleeper! He sleeps on The gun ia set, ammunition on 'through smoldering opportunities — hand, with a target bright, clear I through the terrific turmoil and and definite—the energy to set off •"get-thore" activities, tho bj-ight the charge is lacking—the explosion jlightu. loud boasts, and busy mar- may be disturbing', and he's BO com- !l;ets of his neighbors. Do not break fortable; anyway. So if the flies do iin on the pleasant unconsciousness not discover him It will be u pleas- ant summer. T~iijji:jTT!fr"i ~-* ADVCRTISB IN THE O'JTLHW The Mills-Muller Corp. have sold A BUNRN1G PASSION. to Miss Freida Schlaterer. of 721 Last night at 7:45 o'clock the pumping Hunibolt Avenue. Brooklyn, a bouse houie station blew forth its blast, calling that is only on the blue prints, to be out our l<'.re Boyi. Kesponce seemed erected by Clarence Phillips. simultaneous, and at eight o'clock the This shows that people want entire clep«rtuieiH was ready to start houses in the Valley, when they will hack to their houses after having in- deal in futurities. Every body thats vestigated the cause of the »Uruj, which j?ood is welcome, and we will be was nothing more than .MM electric wire plad of the advent of the new resi- kissi.ig with (ire, the liuib of a tree, at dent—when her house is finished. Rockaway Ave anJ Filth Street. John and Ant. Groenwold, and Kicluml Humphrey of Lynbrook, NOTICE went to Detroit, Mich., on Sunday, SPORTING GOODS SALE by train. They will return with three new automobiles over the To make room for larger stock of roads, hills and dales that lay be- Musical Merchandise, we will dis- veen here and there. A great time i the -weather holds good. continue our Sporting Goods De- R. M. Dibble and wife have been partment. All this type of merchan- spending the week In Vernon, Conn, with relatives. dise will be sold at a sacrifice in There is no such thing as an old order to clear quickly. love—it is either dead or Justi being .born. SEE OUR WINDOWS Severn! baseball teams are soon to HOFFMANN'S MUSIC SHOP be organized, which, is a significant sign of a sporty .summer. VALLEY STREAM SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OU FLAW. ONE DOLLAR THE YEAR. FIRE D.UPAKTMEUI NOTES all other fire trucks in town. Ask The Firemen's Athletic Field is Charley Leslie. He will tell you his ncaring completion, and will soon be opinion for a cup of coffee. crowded with sport lovers watching Who were the queens riding the many interesting can tests that jiround with Radio Rex, last Mon-- will be pulled off there. All know day night, in his shovcl-o-lead? ihe Firemen never do things by halves. SPRING GARDENS • Xic:r and Peljersen were seen rac- Every one who intends to liavo a ing (heir Ford Mercer along Corona garden arc hard at work tilling their Avenue, at the time the fire whistle yard:: and fighting against the late wan blowing. We Wonder if they spring—if they don't g.ow—plr.nt were going to apply the water or 'em ri{;a!n. The title of a book on- uuj>l>]y Ihe coffee, as they carry s:.ch things says, "The;e is money in plenty of hot water in the radiator. tha Garden." There should be for everyone is puUling it in. Some oi' Flurey ond Taggart went fishing The Valley's enterprising ones arc last Sunday morning with umbrellas. fanning on Maujer Street on a plot 1)111 Raustein was a wise bird, he 50x100. It Is said that they will stuyt'd in his nest. Fluery was the have vegetables on sale all summer only one that got something on the and supply some of the wholesalers? trip, and that was a broken oar— poor I'eggy. Mr;-,. J. II. Wanver, o; Ssnfonl. L.I. is visiting her daughter, Mm. B. T. There is talk of putting the G. M. Hyde, of Jamaica Avenue. C. truck of the Chemical Co., No. 2, in a contest, as it is believed by Tom Inyard says he bellevKi in those nearest to it. that it can beat signs. ADVERTISE IN THE OUTLAW. OUR HALF-HOUR ALONE. trimmed their lamps; there were ton Lasl Sunday morning: on .their but five were wise and five were foolish and were shut out. When xv:iy from church we saw a young I seo the six — It reminds me that In 111:111 \valkiiijv whh two Indies. They uix days the Lord made Heaven and snipped at the corner where they liarth, and the seven that God rest- v. ore to separate. The young man lanalk>n of I he man when taken Saviour. When I see the ten — It re- in ia.--.li by the dominie of his church minds me of the Ten Commandments for having a fleck of cards in his which God handed down to Moses nnckol. lie explained tliat he used en the tablets of stjone. When I them as his I3ihlc, Prayer Hook and soo the kins — it reminds mo of the Iniiinnc—that there arc 365 spots K'reat King of Heaven, which la God cumulation foraccumulatlon sake be- Til 15 OUTLAW cames fixed to the obliteration of all PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY BY else. Once blinded by the glitter WAT HOWE of golden success he Is thenceforth THI I 01 TOM. Incapable of the finer impulses which CKNVOHSD «T make for real happiness. In the fire DICK HOWE test of life, gold is like to turn to Tliere are so many people in this dross—wealth becomes a mockery to : the heart without a home, the mind ; country who try to bring bell nearer ; to earth by sitting up nights plan- which craves unselfish companion- : ing crusades against something with ship, and to the soul whJcb knows I the Eolo aim to attain some day the t!bat there are those who are only : eniminent distinction of a dam waiting to enclose his carkcass la a nuicense. mahogany casket for a semblance of respect—then feast upon the leav- a pity that greed which ings. What we love is our, and /r fat fortunes and the gen- there real posession ends. ! t. . which liberally gives to help Man cares most for what be can't along a community is never found t—and many came from Missouri. In the same man. The making and raving of money should be a means O. J. Paaska has installed an air rather than an end. aparatus just outside his store. He says you don't have to buy anything There are many who believe it Is to get air. He's glad t|O let you use what they have, rather than what it if your tire is flat or running they do, that marks the level of down. Look at his advertisement. their worth. There is a point at You'll find be is giving other things which the power of money ends and away. its degrading Influence begins—- where the animal instinct of ac- Pull for The Valley or pull out. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE OUTLAW. ONE DOLLAR THE YEAR. THE B. F. D. QUESTION. meeting at School No. 24 early Jn May, when an expert on postal mat- April 17, 1923 lei's will speak on Mail Delivery and Editor, The Outlaw. enlighten the people on nil matters Sir: pertaining to this improvement. In your issue of the 13th you will Yours sincerely, no doubt recall tha,t in the report of Mail Delivery Committee, tlio iiic'-tiiig of the Citizens Associa- W. S. BOKRCKEL, tion it was r.taled by Postmaster Chairman. Schumacher that an inspector from i lie I1. O. Department was In Valley Siri.-nm iiivestitriitiiig for mail dcjiv- BE GENTLEMEN. o.y. The way KOIIIC of the boys tulk to Tlic Mail Delivery Committee of othcis, of the girls they know, and liii.s Association was not at all sat- brag of their conquests, makes one isfied with the report and conditions believe the days of gallantry are mentioned hy Postmaster Schumach- past, ll-ow about your sisters, boys? er, so took up the matter with the Who do you think are saying the K O. Department at N. Y. and were came of them? referred to Inspector Shehau who Knjoy life—'within reason—to th '- I,lfi IT IS AN AXIOM O? SCIENCE THAT NOTHING IS LESS PtKFKCT KOR UtlNC SMALL, s^5 ifii^ia^tili..^^^ « • m*ssp (tji::-"^\$£&km: .-qrirSl MB^=£2!—•- ' /J;rn»'i'*£-.ijrtmH^eilpiruSI^^-a.-^sS^-^l .-^...t^-^f* • . • ^ise-^jpS4S?^i£|.fe-^Km' " THE OUTLAW," is so called, only to •attract the attention of the reader—Gawd what others call It. "Justice to all pnd malice t'ward none.1' is motto-if we liK'em. j- Entered «i iccood elm miller Feb. 2. 1921 il the Po«t Office at Valiey Stream, N. Y, under ihe Ael Mirct-3. 1679. Vol. 1. No. 17. VALLEY STREM1, FRIDAY, May 4, 1W3.PRICE THREE CENT .IT'ISAN AXIOM OF SCIENCE THAT NOTHING is LESS PERFECT FOR BEING SMALL. TO-NIGHT ing a "pig In the poke" and win • Attend the mass meeting at cause much merriment •when you open your price. Well, they nn.-l Schoo.', No. 24. free mail delivery those who attend their doings olv.^ya a is the issue that will be discussed. have a good time. The admission You're interested. Mr. Albert Rr- will be fifty cents witlh everybody min, an official of the P. 0. Depart- welcome. neiit of Hew York, will address the ST. MARY'S E. C. CHURCH assemblage and you will hear in- EUCHKE. teresting talks from many others. The Annual Euchre and Pinocle of St. Mary's n. C. Church will bo MOTHERS' CLUB DOINGS held on Monday evening. May 7th, Leave it to the Mothers' Club for at the Bloosoro Heath, Inn. M;iny novelties. On May 15. at 2:30 beautiful favors for playnis and non- o'clock, they will' ,hold what they players will be tlisti ibutej. Tliciio ca.ll a "blind card party" at School euchres are looked forward to v. ith No. 24. All the prizes will bo pleasurable anticipation for n wrapped up and it will be like get- time alwnys prevails. a es " '" or te boy CU:b3' «»", space Prrn.it. ^^^=^ 1 " 'nVVw'" ",.™*' - H >«*» ,,w. Yes, Vattey *"<"" L: OUR HALF-HOUR ALONE. ing volcanOB of hell at mountain unil Vacation time is .almost upon us. cea shore resorts. If you want to Each one who thinks that his or her drink from the fountain of youth, nose bos been t •ft —t EOOLEY-GUNIHER Last Friday was-a birthday of Edward Dooloy took unto himself Mrs. Philip Groenwald, and all the Miss Anna Cunther as wife and relatives and Immediate family gath- helpmate on Tuesday, May 1st, 1923 ered at the homestead on New York at St. Mary's U. C. Church, in the Ave. to congratulate and do the presence of a large assemblage of re- mother homage. Gifts were giv3n latives and f fiends':'. Miss Lida and love for her expressed in many Dooley was the bride's maid, and other ways. A suinptous meal wus Jack Augustine, best man. John .spread and her health dranlt to in Cunther had the honor of giving the clear and sparkling water. hride away. After the ceremony, the participating parties and the Immed- Ijast week we mentioned the great iate family repaired to the bride's Uansformation that had taken place •where a wedding supper was in the home of Mrs. Mary Langrebe, i . and was partaken of with 'at Jamaica and Corona Avenues. i the loving couple and happy Since then we have had several en- household to the accompaniment of QiUries as to who made the magic the tooting of auto horns and other change. The architect and builder instruments of torture suggested by was Robert Van der Clutp, and was the several crowds of friends as a accomplished by a hanging buy win- celebration of the event. dow on the second floor south and sun parlor on the north. Last) week 'there were many typo- graphical errors in The Outlaw. In Mr. and Mrs. Henry 3. Southard, the advertisement on the back page of Inwood, have just purchased n new there were two. In one place it house on Rcckaway Parkway near spelled "pants" Instead of "paints". Argyle Street, through H. M. Dlbblu. The other error still stands. See it They will move here on the .first ot you're smart enough to find It. June. NOTICE OF One thousand ($1000) Dollars each, SPECIAL SCHOOL MEETING beginning on July 1st, 1924 'us pro- NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that vided in Section 467 of the Educa- a special school meeting of the In- tion Law. habitants of Union Free Scbool Dl- By Order of the Board of Education. trict, No. 24, of the Town of Hemp- Dated April 9th, 1923. Bte'aU. Nassau Couuty. New York, Harry Bayer, Clerk qualified to vote at school me ed, is because woman . controls the THIS OUTL.AW provider with an unpublishable pow- PUBLISHED EACH FRIDAY By er. You never see B. V. D's on mod- WAT HOWE TMI i in on. eln In a show window. ' CINVOftKD BY JiOME BREW DICK HOWE Now that the warm wcatlier la coming on, when people will begin Taxes are jumping—jumping— making Bummer beverages, the fol- every year. We are building coun- lowing reciepe, received from one of ry roads—but not in The Valley. our citizens, may be of value to those who wish to experiment on homo The Valley is growing so fast tlhat t brew. it looks like a strange place if you "Chase a frog for ten miles and don't see it for a week. In every gather up the hops. To thin uu€ direction you go you hear the rhy- half a pint of shellac, ten .gallons of mic time-beat of the hammer to the water, four pounds of tanbark, and song- of t|he saw, which sings the four gallons of home-made soft soap. song of progress in The VaJley. Strain through the heel of an I. W. .This time of year many people are W. sock to keep it from working. To afflicted with that malady, spring each pint \'r Enured «i Mcood cle,» m«ll«r Feb. 2. 1921 «l the Poll Office «1 V.ll.y Slrcmro. N. Y. under tb> A* March 1. 1879. V^rT No. 25.. VALLEY STREAM, FRIDAY, JUNE 29. 1923. PRICE THREE CEN fS 1TIS AN AXIOM OF SCIENCE THAT NOTHING IS LESS PERFECT FOR BEING SMALL. and go" eigu, makt's an MR. SHERIFF: figure that is pleasing tjo all, and . PROTECT US FROM EVIL flappers. Tor many weeks Thrt Valley lias "boen left to the lender mercy of any Nearly all the red tape baa been bandit, burglar or rowdy that might wound that has been keeping UK from come along. the use of our new fire alarm system. Prior to this tin**, Officer Earl We will soon be able to know the Comstook was posted In the vicinity exact location of a blaze. and his record, which earned him the appelation of '|Go-get-em" Com- It is said we are to Lave many new Kijick. had kept our streets clear of electric lights down the Gibson Cor- unvdyism and oni- houE.es sixfe froia poration way. Another improvement outlawry. Inasmuch as the resi- for The Valley—where there la light, de nLn .have Implicit conlMence in lliere is hope. Officer Earl Comstock, we woulr. re- speclfiilly ask for his return to this The Board of Fire Commissioners will hold their regular meeting at territory. ... the Merrick Road Fire Houce to- night. I Phil Gunlher, our popular, smll- ft ing traffic cop, adorned in new bhie Who will be the next lady to kill her own or Home oilier women'B bus- ir 'scenery, standing under the "stop band? ") i"..-:-.;.'-*"i-rt'. t..-. y .13" IBANK LIBSHICK DIES A HOMEYMOON. Frank Libschdck, of Merrick Road. On Thursday, William Bolstridge after many months suffering from and wife celebrated the eighth an- liver tronblfs succumbed to t,1ie com- | niversary of the day that they re- jjlaint .and passed away at 7:30 a. nounced single misery for wedded in. on Wednesday. The funeral bliss, 'in suc'l* a way tlxat -it brought •sei vices \\*i-e held at 8:30 Thursday back vividly all the joy thoy had that, nig'hl uiul the Inlierment will take day experienced. The only differ- i)laco today at 2 o'clock. ence was t|he absence of his awk- ).:xsl Friday, the closing exercises wardness and her blushes—the earn* oi Scliuol 2-1 took place and School happiness prevailed. i:t held tlu-ir's on Monday. They were interesting to all who attend- Adolph Heuer's new display sign ed, and especially to the children at the depot will be in a blaze of who were graduated and to t)helr glory by the first of the coining parents. Many a little one got the month. The application has been inspiration on those days that will made to the Electrical Lighting Uo. lead them on to further knowledge to have the current turned on at ;*IH| success In life. that time. Phil Fisher finished the installation of the wiring. Although -all ne'cords .have disap- peared tt js said by some one in au- thority tjhat H^igh Kelly and John I'The first impression is a lasting- Miller, the champion handball play- one." Some of our merchants and ers are no longer champs. The title residents along our main thorouRh- now goes to Frank Cahill and Joe faie. Rockaway Avenue, where Gunther, aftjer their seance last Sun- thousands of autos pass to and from day at t'he K. of C. Court. ihe Rockaways and other points, each day, let the gutters accumulate William Bolstidge and Leon Stark papers, dirt, and even tin cans. Th« have finished the mason work and Valley la a beautiful place and could plastering on the new Fire House, be known as "Spotless Town" If and the pain tiers are on the job. By everyone would ' take an interest. th« Fourth of July all will be in 'Tie now like being dressed u,p wlth- readiness for occupancy. f ..i,t a shine. V ,\ Little Miss Greta Nordon. three and a half years old, was seen going When marketing alone. She came all the Thing* v.-ay from Cottage Street to Hugo Ey's bakery "to buy bread and cake Are for mother1'—mothers little helper. ? wiped At Mrs. Bostjide, wiho has been visit- Nicht ing h-sr parents, Mr. and Mrs. Chris. Our Sthreiber for some time, left Satur- Policy day morning for her home In Brazil, tn join her husband. Will Fixit Adoiph Heuer, the builder, has started the erection of a house on ~-'-ona Avenue, which will be t|he of one Rudolph Goldfuss. ; bert E. Smith and Miss Frances 1 REAL V^/ ESTATE -,-cinberge, a well known teacher of i INSURANCE School 24 -win huvo Wvs nuphial knot • ROCKAWAY & HAWTHORNE AVtS.) tied at tiheir home town. Moo res-, VALLEY STREAM. N.V New York. j Jake Hill, of MeiTlck Uoad, one of , our firemsn. reported that during During all the present enjoyments the thunder storm Tuesday evening", afforded by tjue fourth, the ball the lightning came In through his games, theatres, etc., save a little of door and.struck a lamp on the' table, your kale, for the Firemen will give setting It on fire. He says he a Block parley on July 14th. I picked them.up, both the lamp and I the lightning and cast them in the Mr. Bent-an and Mlsa Tyler, the yard. 'He has a bound up hand as lit (lie physical instructor of School proof of his statement. 24 will leave tomorrow, Saturday, for their home 'In Cortlanrt, N. Y. to A flapper IB an altar of love on spend their vacations. which .the flame of possible Incon- Uancy IB ever alight.' WHO WILL IT BE? of supernal happiness—together face The voting contest to see who will ' every fortune and meet every de- be Uncle Sam.and Miss Columbia in ! niand of fate—that about them now Uhe pageant of the Mother's Club cel- blended into one, revolve all the Joys ebration on the Fourth of July Is and attainments—aye, and all the progressing, but tonight will tell tjbe virtues wh'ich make life worth living, tale, as the polls will close at 10 living. o'clock, .sharp, at School No. 24. Get In the votes for your favoHtea early. Joe Latka got fresh with a flivver lately and is now carrying an arm The count now Ktanda: in a sling. Don't you. know tihat a Miss Columbia — Thelma DeBeau- flivver gets funny sometimes, Joe, c?:amp. ]C14; Katharyn Craft, 1308. j whi?n it gets a crank on. Kiuni,: Lancigrtbe 1100; Eleanor Lambson, 557; Edith Bergerson. The many friends of Mrs. Ethel 245; Audry Fredrickson, 130; Emily Pearsall will be glad tip learn that af- Lynch, 115; Harriet Mallon. 40; iet- withstanding an operation, re- Cilith Klein, 30. , cently. for appendicitis, she is on UnclfcSam —E. Hall, 130B; L. I lie road to recovery. Goldwyn, 318; A. Lynch, 205; V. Schneider. 10; J. Hartan, 10. Did you ever come across some- thing you had not been in years, ami GEORGE WOLF BECOMES how it recuJls old times with pleas- BENEDICT LAST SATURDAY ant memories? How will you feel The parents of Miss Hazel Smith, if in twenty years from now you tiuii of South Main Street, Freeport, had an OUTLAW, with, an account' of their home decorated In white— yourfielf upon Its pages. \.lute wedding bells, white roses Let the big little paper — Just inudo 'imp an arched bower with Hie size to lay away, publish thoue •\.hit» hangings under which their things so pleasant to remember — little girl Blood beside George Wolf ftiul be sure to save the paper. and promised to renounce them and forever cleave to this man of her Man's greatest desire Is to be a choice. woman's first, love—hen's, that Bhe May those two. side by side •will, be the one to lire in his recollec- joyously mount to clesyian heights tion. enemies. There are friends and THli OUTLAW fi lends. J'UULISHEO EACH KRJUAV HY When one subscribes to the Outlaw It Is because they want to read The WAT HOWE Outlaw—not through friendship. TN( *.t i oft. Yes, it is very amusing tjo listen CfiNSORCD «Y u> cor,-:e of the advice that comes DJCK HOWE our way. We were wearing sus- penders whien tihey were holding up We have been approached and theirs with safety pins. We will criiisized teveral times recently in knock with the hammers of hell all rigaid to the way we conduct the ;•.'.r.t \:e bol'ieve to be wrong and Outlaw, by people whose literary praise all that, is good and for the anj;oiite:>. iio doubt can be appeased benefit of The Valley—stand for only by such classics as "Advice to rifeht and repudiate wrong, applaud the love Jorn", and Lydia Pinkhanis virtue and condemn vice. We want iuiverlii-eir.suts. Some of them' talk no other tribute in life or epitaph anj act nn though they owned the a'ier—we are willing to be judged iimn, ami 'others talk and act as r.nri remembered by the enemies we ihoii«h th-jy didn't care a darn who l::ive made. • owns it. The dog that bays at; the » » « mo'-- and the cat that yowJs In tJhe The minds of men are as varied as yard are of as much conse- the varieties and shapes of flowers to the conimunity. One man C,iowing out of tlie ground. culled us down in public, and said • * * U uas our fault that there was a The mistress repays infidelity in round up of crap shooters a couprle kind with cumulative interest—the of weeks ago, and that we would be \. it; weeps. Irosing friends if we kept up that * * * Jcind of picking. Another said that j.'o i:-ller Inw ^urc Mss c ::• cat we should refuse articles for publi- of one's thcnght.s, cnc may 'f;ot .a cation from' contributors if they had i-.liart circr.it in thoir nioral.i. u.. samblcnce of a knock in TTTem • • * » liftiiinst any perron, clais or club.— In love as in low—only those V.-Jio We v. ould louse friends and make p.ro convicteJ are punished. f team has the caiiia tale of woe to strong Uidgev.ood team in the free- tell as i he V. S. F. A. A. They met on;] game. 7his pame should be defeat at the hands of Freeport. The well contested, as Valley Stream has boys had an off day anil Freeport .jliengthened ijts team for this and hail :i vc-i.y : '.li-ons team, winning by iutu.e Sundays. Eddie Zimmerman 7 to •!. U v as a very interesting \.ill cover third. Lucke of Danbury KuiV't but \.i.:> marred by some "bone will be in the field and Slcpenall of i iaying." I'anbr..y % '111 be on second base. When the toys get to hitting Both games can be seen for their stride1 they are bound to be one a'} mi 3 jl on. The first gam* Iteard from. They are only start.- ' starts ;t c ne o'clock. ing out on their career and don't I "know all the ropes" yet. The team Mr. and Mis. Vhilip Groenwold, of be strengthened as occasion de- New Yoik Avenue, attended the wedding of .their nines. Miss Fannie Gioenwali] to Elmer Hatter. boUli of Springfield, L. I. Miss Fannie wns .1 next Saturday the team will foiTiiurly In the millinery business In play Rockville Centre -at the V. S. the Vail ay. F. A. A. field. A good game Is as- sured a^ they were Valley Stream's A fow fiifiiclG of Mr. and Mrs. rivals in the past. Henry Schmidt, of Melrose Stieet, On no:;t Sunday, the big attiaction \\alue.. in to their domicile last Mon- of the season v»lll take place all the •day gave them a surprise upon V. S. !•'. A. A. field. their second anniversary. » * « The first double header of the ! • During the week we have quite a tension \\'ill be held. In ths first number t-f visitors, some come by game .the'. rV'alley Stream "Cuseys" tiatn, soiiie come by trolley AMI] meet the Lynbrock "Cassys". Hugh othei& come by automobile but lust Kelly is manager of the V. -S. team week we had a-visit from a couple of and piiomiF.es to send Lynbrook home airmen who lauded down on with the short end of the score." /.eisert'a farm.. ' A good game Is assurred. -?•- Love v.-itJiout desire ia only pos- Valley Stream F. A. A. meets the sible after one ceases to exist. V. S. F. A. A. went down to de- Danbury liiid a fine time in the feat' for the second time this season, second. They made four consecutive hist Sunday at the hands of the hits and scored three men, which Drmbury Club, of Danbury, Conn. would have been enough to win the The "Comedy of Errors" was con- game w'ithout the errors the boys linued from last Sunday, only an- ; made. Danbury scored in every in- ;.ihcr error was added. ning except the fifth, sixth and sev- Everything lool«?d rosy (be first enth. Cook and Puyton aided Dan- inning when Doyle stepped Into one bury very materially—each being 01' Stone's .slants and Cook sacrificed charged with Uwo errors. him along Anonscn'p single scored After tihe second Stone tightened Doyle. Two hi{th fj'ics to center up and Valley Stream did net riclil ended lilie inning.' j even gat a good look at Che plate. t-tl.stroin was robbed of n hit in the * * » recond, Lucl;o made a spectacular We have it on good authority that caicli. of Bustor's liner. Bedell, whp V. S. tc:im is going to see some j)l;iyi;d his fir..l game with V. S. j chancres. The ijliree positions which be.-ii out a beautiful bunt. Payne, I have been a KOIIICC of anxiety all who has been hitting' well, singled. year are to be (strengthened. They Bedell st'olc third and as far as could are third, second and right field. We be judged., Bedell Is a very good ball are glad t,o see these changes as they player end should help greatly. are bound to do good. Brown filed out and Doyle again got • » * in the way of the ball and took his On next Sunday the V. S. will meet base. . This annoyed Stone very much as It filled the bags. __Cook the Ridgewood's of Brooklyn. Val- came through .with a single, scoring- ley Stream's new lineup will be on DeJcll. Arronson ended the Inning hand, so come around and look them - \ ii.li a F>np fly to first. over. Valhey ' Stream's Saturday HUGH S. KELLY JEWELER Expert Watch and Jewelry Repairing done on Premises Five Corners, Lynbrook, LI Diamond's Watches and Jewelry of the Better Kind Let Me Estimate on New Mountings Designs Punished Free husbands and wives are unhappy. A lifetime of love can be enjoyed Selyn B. O'Mera gave a "Good by holding the right girl in your speed" party to his chum, John Blak- ai nis for sixty seconds. ney, at the O'Meara home, on Oak.St. hist Sunday evening. They are bO'.i . Andy Meyer ij no longer a resident recent graduates of St. John's High of The Valley. He gathered up nil St-licol. of 'Brooklyn. John is to lih> worldly belongings and his fam- RO abroad -to Europe to finish his ily and moved to Malverne. education, and Selyu gave'him a fiirewell that lie will remember. There was Muging, dancing, eating- Last Sunday Air. and Mrs. F. J. Shefeiston and daughter Marion, joy and laughter uinljil late in the Mr. and Mrs. Edward Kitfel. of night among that little crowd of H'cksville. enjoyed a delightful trip friends.'who were Edna Brady, Cha- In Cold Spring Harbor. lolte PeursalJl, Zene Montgomery, Wesley Koppel. Jas Howard. Ray- mond Bonnabeuu and Mortimer Mr. and Airs. B. J. Suprlna were GleaKon. breathing the cool breezes of ozone from off the bay at Baldwin Hnr- Both i.icn and wonven are more , bor, last Sunday where they were cfijen true to their firej love—hen Be I //....ling friends. L. LET'S HELP The Andrew Fatsclier Post 854. trip to King's Park last month, wllti . American Legion gave a shirtwaist a truck load of donations, such aa dance at the Firemen's Hall last hon.^.made cakes, pies, jams, can- SatLu'duy evening, for the benefit of ed goods, cigarettes, *tc. Now lets A disabled soldier who is a resident get together and support the Post -. in* town. for t'helr next trip to KJng'a Park, The boys were somewhat dls- July 16th. All donations v.111 be s;;poinl/ed over th/e support they re- rtcc.ved at ithe home of William ceived. The American Leg-ion should Kaustein. Post Commander, or will be supported, regardless of weather be called for, if you drop a card, or conditions or any other cause, as telephone Herb J. Zitr, 687 Valley anything they ask for is not for Stream. All donatlona should be lu 1'ost funds, buitj for charity. A few by Saturday night before tlic trip years ago our boys . were leaving as the-Post will leave in Aulps at 6 u. in. on Sunday July 16. heir homes and families behind to jiwer the Nation's call—people .uadiiig along the curb waiving Mr. and Mrs. Kobt. Dibble, and flags and shouting "We aro wiUi 'Mr. Dibble's mother, Mrs. Helen Dib- you" but today, where is that spirit ' ble, vtient to Vernon Conn., the first of those shouters? r of t'he week to visit, Airs. Ackerly, In King's Park right; here on the is- Uie daughter and grandaugfUer. mio. land, there are something like three i Helen uibble may rema-in for a tlmic, 'white! the otheiij icluin home, hundred gassed and shell shocked i soldiers who have never returned to Valley Stream Is not only growing their homes, and a great many from i frc/in the influx of strangers from poor families who are unable to have j i'ne outslue, but from the Inside. We their folks visit them. 1 just learned that Mr. and Mrs. Frank It is very seldom that this Post I bchrelber of fast Avenue, brought atks for anything, but when it does. two new residents Ip town two weeks V hat is given goes to the unfortunate ujju. U'Jua Is the second pair of -uiiliers of our country. i tmalthy twins to make their appear- If you emember, The Outlaw grave ! ance in less t^ian a rncmto. It's the a report of the American Legloirt atmosphere. More power to you, at- uifospbere. I ! c Cnlirtd >l ••cond dill mdlcr Tib. 2. 1921 >t the Foil Office •! V«IUT Slrom. N. Y, undtr Ik* At M«rch ]. 1C79. Vol. I. No. 29. VALLEY STREAM, FRIDAY, JULY 27, 1923. PRICE THREE CENTS IT IS AN AXIOM OF SCIENCE THAT NOTHING JS LESS PERFECT FOR BEING SMALL. WE WIN A PRIZE made two days affairs as there Is al- ; ways too much to crowd into the Our Fire Boys were out e;irly Wed- short period of daylight contained •''iipsfl.iy morning In all their glorious blight array and on their .nettle fur in one day. •(he day of contests at the Nassau The efforts of our enterprising County Volunteer Firemen's Toiwna- post master, Mr. Sumacher Is bear- n.eiit that took place that day at ing more fruit. The front of the Kast Rockaway. Post Office Is now adorned with a They went early and sure made a receptacle large enough to hold the flay of it, carrying off a silver cup, constantly increasing night and the second prize in the hose contest, Sunday mail. \von by Nassau Hose Co. No. 1. They cunie home like conquerors Take an interest and attend the v. iih the blare of trumpets, ringing school meeting to be held at School 01' bells, the tooting of horna and No. 24, on August 7th. Meeting: j ( Us of victory. opens at 7:30. Your vote may have The darkness handicapped the an effect, and besides you ought to participators in the contests and our keep in tough with passing interest- boys, 'tis said, did not wait until ing events. iho end. There ia a case of chicken pox in Thewo tournaments should be. town. KOTICABLE THINGS and Mrs. Albert Klahn and daughter, ON THE STREET Madaline, Mrs. Joseph Gunther, Miss Increasing business. Elsie Clamser and Miss Agnes Hen- • A lot of dirt. drickson motored to Peekskill and on One game of crap. Sunday visited the camp to see Wil- Dirty language. liam West,' who is there with the Three drunks. Fourteenth Regiment of Hempstead Many pretty girls—some painted who are encamped there for two Hi a i way. weeks. The party were served with (Considerable flirting. dinner at the camp, falling in line I.i.ls of homely men. with the boys when chuck was served l.'oml oil that you carry home r>- at the kitchen. The party individu- your heel. ally and as "a whole had a helluffa "* Autos that go over the speed limit. good time which extended through .' No one to enforce the law. the trip home after the revue of the °~ Fourteenth and Seventy-first. The Ladies' Aid of St. Paul's Lu- theran Church spent yesterday at P. J. Hoey, of New York avenue, I'ntchogue, L. I. ei.joyed almost a week at home fuom his very busy establishment In New A little after noon on Friday a York. resident ran across the lots to catch a train on the branch. It pulled Fred Finkenstadt has started n out just as he arrived. He danced portable hot dog: kennel on Rocka- ii|i and down, took off his hat, threw wuy avenue, next door to his soda It on the platform, and after stamp- "tund. ing on it, kicked it under a passing freight train. Even at a great dis- Bill Rausteln seemed to enjoy tance it did not take a lively im- blowing the whistle and- swinging agination to know what he was hi* arms at the traffic on Merrick H.'iylng. road and Rockaway avenue, last Sunday evening during the interval On Saturday a party of jolly folk, of three minutes that he relieved consisting of Mr. and Mrs. John Mul- Phil Gunther for some unknown ler. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Miller, Mr. reason. FROM KINGS PARK Trusting you may be able to visit The real pleasures In life are do- the unit very soon, I remain, ing something for someone In need Yours very truly, —to relieve pain, or give the des- W. C. Garvln, pondent something else to think Medical Sup't. about besides their own miseries. * » • The American Legion realize that Kings Park, Long Island they, with the help of their friends July 16th., 1923 are doing good in this world and no Dear Friend. Commander Rausteln: doubt feel like the cat that purs as I was more than glad to see you nhe feeils her helpless kittens. The r.nd your friends down here at the following letters show that their ef- Kings Park Soldiers Ward. I would forts are appreciated. ' li'.ic you to see Doctor William C. July 23, 1924 Garvln regarding my Independence. Andrew Fulscher Post, No. 854 Hoping you will do this kind favor Valley Stream. N. Y. for me. Gentlemen: I am We are in receipt of your gener- Your Friend ous gift of the following for the ex- Honorable Soldier Korvice men In this hospital: Harry Copple 5.000 cigarettes, 3 boxes of fruit, Ward 56 50 cakes, 18 jars Jam, 12 Jars pre- serves, 5 Ib candy, 96 lollypops, 34 The "Ten Dollar, Club" will give pk. corn flakes, 5 cartoons of chew- an outing to Glendale Landing, L. I. ing gum. on Sunday September 6 Nearly On behalf of the Board of Mana- everything the heart and appetite gers and myself I wish to thank you Iran desire will be included to make for remembering them. You may t'ae (lay a real one to be remember- rest assured that one of the best ed. \vnys of aiding the mentally sick patients toward normal restoration In trying to be good It Is so hard to health. Is to let them know they to discriminate between a temptation nre not forgotten, even though they v. Inch should be resisted and an op- ere here. portunity which might point a moral. ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS July.:20; for a trip to Nigara Falls My Dear Mr. A. Citizen: where they will spend a few days, It is the rule of all newspapers not on their way back they will visit at to publish• comnuinicationa • unless Albany and Saugerties. tlic writer is known or has bis name signed to the article. We regret Mrs. S. Ferber was.called to the vary -much that you overlooked' this home of her parents, 34th Street, matter. Your communication is. in- .Coney •• Island,- last Sunday.'On ac- teresting in the extreme and should count of the death of her brother havo had your name 'attached, as it which occurred on Saturday. She vindicates, apparently, the one 'ac- did not return until after the fun- cused. . • . eral... Master Arthur Provanzanna; of Mr. and Mrs. David Ely. of Jama- I-Iailinsh. is enjoying 'a visit' this ica Avenue,' left yesterday even in- : weok with the family of -PhH'FlHcher "or a two-weeks visit at Long Bcac.l1 of New York Avenue. i v it.h Mrs. Ely's sister, Mrs. Kiln- I Plorsall,'who recently returned from Mrs. Phil Fischer," of New York Mlneola Hospital whore she had un- Avenue, spent the weekend among dergone an operation for appendici- oM neighbors -In Flatbusn." tis. 'Tis a sort of reunion and cele- . bration on account of her wonderful A "motoring party of five big autos recovery from a painful and danger- and thirty five people consisting *»f . ous ailment. the Stick family, Elerander family,- Gardner family, Cillers family, Mrs. WANTED — Canvassers to call at Mary Langrebe, Mrs: Kargoh and Mr. private houses for tea and coffee Foster went to Ossining, the first of tiade. Can make good money. Call the week to call upon *ne family of after 4 P. M. Charles Bernholz, 55 George Stick." i Miriam.Street, Valley Stream. Ml«a Emma Hartman, of Minnea- WANTED-^-Electrlcian and helper. polis, Minn., a former resident- of Apply Phil Fisher, Electrical Con- Thn Valley. Is spending a week with I tractor. Telephone 3RMV". thn. Groenwald family, of New York Avenue and Cottage Street. TELEPONE VALLEY STREAM 199k W. Mr..-and Mrs: Velkowner "are' erect-- j MIRIAM MILLS ing a two Rtory residence on Cottage Street. TEAS AND COFFEE 55 MIRIAM ST. The Misses Mary.Oroeuewald and Villey t5tre»tn Long Islaud Catherine Fuhrer left on Friday A SERIAL let a chap down alone, and when I had Rotten the water out of him anrt IN LOVE'S CRUS1BLE. he opened his eyes and began to lo- LY —1-1- cate himself, how he did hang onto llow a few fleeting hours can n:y hand, "Joe," he cried, "you're a change the face of the whole world hero—and I do so love life! No one —how the n> I ml free and refreshed j could have done it but you, old man can sec and admit mistake. And | —but as God is my judge I'd have how fairy castles and wondrous I tried—and you would not have been dream cities vanish at the touch ot '• down there in the black hole alone riHi •on anil Ktcrn reality, and the I il: I had failed." and the big baby Ouwn o!' a new flay. I hove known j Icy there and cried like a child as puradi.;o— h.'ive walked in its flow- 1 he clung to me, and I wall. I'd lost er strewn .paths and tasted its de- I my nerve in the tussel, I guess, and liciors dc'liKhtK, to awake to reall?.:i- I wo both blubbered a bit. lion. Rill was one of those fortunate How could I—why should she— . feliov.'s—he was rich, very rich, and find what will be the encl of it all? I heir to only so much wealth as-1 I'ill, I had Known all my life. I ' could earn. But he was a good fel- r.an recall our boyish pleasures—our ow .and pame: i..u!;;al confidences—the friendly ri- . Facing !'.!<> end of her world and valry which niarkod our earlier mine as I am now, I think I It now years when each strove to emulate . what he would do, under like cir- ami outdo the other. We were more cumstances, anyway what I must than playmates then and he was and will.. closer to me than.a brother. Thai Lillian—I always caled her "Kit- r.un.mor on the bay, and the fight 1 ten" had been my little sweetheart as niado for him—how well I remember far back as I could remember. As a It all, when the whirling sail ann lad I had carried her books, pulled flying boom caught him napping in her sled—aye, and fought her bat- a Kfiuall and Bent him into the rush- tles when jeered at by other boys be- ing tide stunned and bleeding and cause of evident devotion, while in- left me out there in the boat alone, wardly confessing to and rejoicing I t!iGi!fiht It was all IIP. . Of courst In my slavery. I did manage it someh^r—ane can't It waw all settled before I went f-atft' away. When we should grow to man ers' public spirited offer. Mr. Bush- and woman and I bad a home to of- cr has lost no time in getting the for she xvas to be my wife. Her I new building started and without a letters, which I read to Bill with j doubt will have It ready long before frequent privileged omission, were school opens. Mr. Buscher certain- sweet renewals of that pledge, and ly is entitled to a lot of praise and when I looked into her dark eyes on should- be commended for the spirit my return ere I took up the work that, prompted him to come forth and that was to build our castle, they offer his assistance to such a worthy were- simply glorious with love-light. And I \yas glad to know, at first, that Bill was no kind and showed ST. MARY'S LAWN PARTY her so much attention in my ab- | The last t\vo of this, and the first Miice-only that I noticed a change j one Qf next monla>8 days wll, be in her, too, after a while. Then Joyous ones for many. the earth opened and the skies fell! (To be continued) A large number of beautiful, use- ful and valuable prizes will be Mis- . TiTE SPIRIT THAT BUILDS trlbuted to .some very fortunate folks UP A COMMUNITY in The Valley on July 30, 31, and When the school district was I August 1st, at Firemen's Hall, Cor- formcd In Clear Stream it was found ona Avenue, (Hiring the lawn party that it would be impossible to get given iiy St. Mary's U. 0. Church, tlie new school ready in time for the Coal, floor lamp, gold pieces and iil- fall term, so Mr. Joseph Buscher j must everything of every description came to the front and offered to ] will be carried away—that in, the r-rect a building and rent it to the coal xv111 be delivered —• you may district in order that the children carry the others. v.-oiilrt have Home place to go besides The entertainment Is to be "some- taking the long journey to the other thing different" which soundn al- schools,'which they did for so many luring, although each one has been As there was no other avail- (the same — something, different, iil-.lo building that could be rented j That is why they are always a suc- the Board gladly accepted Mr. Buch- cess. The best affair ye* la arranged. iy&&fe&J£LJ.i$ m& cS/J^fe&J' Viilli-y Stream's Saturday team . the "Rain descended, and the floods li:nl the "whitewash -brush" in ac- came". llfin p-.;:iin H«t Saturday. This Is It rained dining a groat part of IN Ihi'd successive, .•••hut-out the the game which led to poor playing lioys; 'i;ive r.corc-il. While Ilendrick- on the part of IIempstpa I I •' Li: Entir>d «t itcood elm miter Feb. 2. 1921 il the Foil Offce «i Yill.j Sireim, N. Y, under Ib« A«t M.rch 1. U79. Vol. 1. No. 30. VALLEY STREAM, FRIDAY, AUGUST 3. 1923. PRICE THREE CEN TX I \ ~ ~ " IT'lS AN AXIOM OF SCIENCE THAT NOTHING IS LESS PERFECT FOR BEING SMALL. v I LADIES' AID. Our President dies- It is '»he habit or the Ladies Aid /oclety of St. Paul's Lutheran Church to -hive A- Our Country mourns. social gathering one* a moi-th. Each time a few ladies become hostesses and furnish ANOTHER AUTO ACCIDENT the " eats." Yesterday afterncon wns \h» At five minutei after elpht yesterd&y occasion of one of tbeir good times. Mrs. mi rninp at Mernck Koao and Grove Street, Finkenstadt baked the cakes and Mrs. Mrs. Cooper, of 6flj> Myrtle Ave., Brooklyn Herrmann did likevi Isc to.tlie pies. We |ost control of her auto »nd »truck a truck were unable to learn who, If anyone, fur- driven by Henry Henkle, of Baldwin Harbor nished dyspepsia labltts as & wise pre- badly dama^ihr; both cars. Philip Ountr.er, caution, but they nil locked happy when our tr&nic po!icerr.r.n. who wo: Iccited they adjourned. within ;teing di«tance, ran lo the rescue. . H« sent Mrs. Cooper, who was not Injured The Firemen will hold a cake sa'.e to- but vces hysterical, horr.e in a vastlng auto morrow at Rockavey and Mir.euU Aves. and tcok Mr. Her.kie to Dr. Foster, who for the benefit of their athletic »s.scciation. put P.ve stitches in a tadiy laserated hand. There Is nc-hing like home-mede dnnties He gave oratri to the Eistnberg Carspe to that you dont have to bake yourself this remove the wreck, and was back at his hot weather. poit in in almost Incredible space of time as If nothing had happened. Pull for The Valley or pull out.' MISS PELLISSIER DIES SUDDENLY SOME NOISE. ' Miss Bertha Pellissier. director of Mr. and Mrs. George Wolf, who the Grace M. E. Church, was taken have boon residing in Freeporl since sink about two o'clock last Sunday their liaiipy wedding dny, returned and passed away at three thirty, of Wednesday evening as residents of heart trouble. Funeral services were The Valley, on Kocknway Avenue. hold Tuesday evening and the inter- Before they could get comfortably ment occured on Wednesday. Miss - nettled in their new home, about a I»lissie: was a violin Instructor of baker's dozen of George's boy friends great ability, and will be missed by made an onslanghter with tin pans her many pupils and friends in The and oilier instruments of torture and Valley, where she has resided for aronsod the lia]«py collide to the real- n.i.ny years. ization that there wure others in the Don't forget to attend the school world. George handed over a five- mc-etinx nexl Tuesday evening at spol and told them to have one on 7:30. Even if you have no children hi..i. They did and then disbursed. your money in Involved in the school allairs and yon. .should tiike an in- ftli'H. Kore Tiusscl, widow of the terest. late Hubby Ri^sel of Men-ink Road, has k'pse.-l her homo and buildings. CITIZENS' ASSOCIATION MEETS to the Dojphin Kcllens, of Central The next meeting of the Citizen's i Avenue. She left this veek to take 'isociatioii of Valley Stream will be i up her residence in Lynbrook. .•M at Firemen's Hall, Corona Ave- i ;me. on Monday. August Cth, at "Jcie" Miliolicrh. anil daugh- S P. M. All members f'-re requested ter Dorothy, left on Saturday for a to make every effort to bo prcsenfoK visit v. Mi relative* in rilt:-.lmrgh. the officers havft son-filling of im- piirlance to discuss on which they Mr. and Mrs. Claud liyon and son desire fie opinion a' the entire As- ' Waller, of Orove Slrect, have ar- pociation. Come ar.d bring others: { rived home from (heir vacation in W. S. Boerckel tin Cat.ski 11s. 1 you to advertise The Toleration is being willing to let Vitlloy while you are a \vuy from evoryone go to hell in their own hfiine? way. A FAREWELL SURPRISE , president of the Nassau Chemical A host of the friends of the Voor- Hose Co. No. 2, and Mrs. Voorhees hees faintly last -Saturday night j ia president of the Mother's Club. walked in upon them to express I They will leave on Wednesday. thi-ir sadness for their intended de-j August 8, by automobile, for the new piuture for Florida, where they will home where all wish them great make their furture home. But sad-' success and happiness. ness was not the order of the even-1 ing, as smiling guests kept arriving Mra. Joseph Guntlier, of Franklin ai intervals up to a late hour', and Avenue, gave a dinner party at her \.ith an orchestra composed of Mr. I home on Sunday in honor of her bro- and Mrs. Howell, Mr. Martin Sr. and ther. William West of the fourteenth i»lr. .Murtln Jr.. filled the house with Infantry of Htmpsiead, who arrived merry music, while dancing to jazzj home after a two-weeks stay at airs, singing and laughter made, Htcksklll Camp. After dinner the tlu-iii forget that they were soon to. Pi-.rty motored to Jamaica as a thea- loose their friends. George Grevert' tre party. The guests were Mr. find ai:d Phil Fischer sang a few songB Mrs. John Gun I her, Mr. and Mrs. which were well "excuted" owing Fred Miller, Mr. and Mrs.'John Mil- DC doubt to the cough mixture they ler. Mr. and Mrs. Val KImball, Mrs. liiu: taken to clear their vocal or- Sarah P. Smith and Miss Elsie s. Mr. Oakley and Mr. Fossett Clamser. : . recitations which were received The Misses Olive ii.nd lUith Baker, loud acclaim. I of Cypress Hills are spending their About midnight the gathering vacation with Mr. and Mrs. Earl gathered around the festive board Carter of Central Avenue. and feasted with both eyes and pal- ;itt upon the many dainties that lay' Mr. and Mrs. Sheferston and Mr. MI..ore them. Three A. M. saw them and Mrs. Luke Walch and daughter Mill there enjoying the revelry. Marion of Washington Heights They will leave the Valley with motored to Port Washington last heavy hearts and leave heavy hearts Sunday to visit Mr. and Mrs. behind. There will be two vacancies noyer, of that place. that will be hard to fill as well as Virtue may be the law of nature, they have done. Mr. Voorhees Is but It has long since boen repealed. NATHAN HALE COUNCIL NO. 116 SP'aSue; Warden. Frank Golrler; In- DAUGHTERS 01' AMERICA ' !d.c ^"'i"al: M*r* IIn!"mon": Out' Hide Sentlnal. John Neilson; Junior irSTITUTED Past Councilor, Maybelle Kesel; As>- \\nii over two hundred members rotiate jun|Or Past Councilor. Cath- l of ll-o DauRhters of America. from t,.,ne Fossett; Trustee, 18 months, Brooklyn. New York, Statcn Island. Jonn Qakley; 12 months. Sadie Hempstead and Northport. including Grant; 6 months, Cornelia Taggard. Slate Councilor Alice Me Intosh and j This council meets 2nd and 4th her staff of officers looking on. thej Thursdays at Firemen's Hall at 8 P. DcRiee Team of Liberty Bell Coun-( M-> and will be g]a(1 to welcome any. cil initiated 36 of the Valley's tne wno has tne jde.ljs of |hg J(. Q yoiiiig people into the mysteries of(l[. A. M- ln thelr neart. For further the order in Firemen's Hall. Thurs-' information communicate with the day evening. July 26. After the Jn- ! Bocretary. slullation of officers, the Brothers. and Sisters retired to the lower hall A HIGH APPOINTMENT IN and enjoyed a hoiinUfuJ repast. This THE ORDER Council, as an auxiliary to the Jr. To the delight of Jiis many friends O. U. A. M. is being warmly vel- hotli in and ou> of thn orrfcr it was cd-.i.td by Valloy Stream Council No. recently announced that Air. James 41 Jr. O. U. A. M., and promises to E. Freol, Grainl of St. Mary's be one of the live-wires on the Is- Council No. 222S. Knights of Col- umlnis. had been appointed a Dis- Tlie following officers were elect- trict Deputy, in charge of the sixth od: district. N. Y. State which Includes Councilor. Maude J. Carter; Asso'jU'e Councils at Lynbroolc. Fret-port, ciate Councilor, Emma Schmidt. Vice' Hempstead and Far Rockaway. Councilor, Catherine Howell; Asso- Mr. Freel is engaged in the Jewel- ry business on Maiden Lane, and ciate Vice Councilor. Clarence Fos- lives in East Rockaway with bis nott: Recording Secretary, fcarl F. (wife and five sturdy children. He f'nrior: Assistant Recording Secre- U a member of the East Rockaway tary, Herbert J. Zier; Financial Sec- Fire Department, tho order of the Alhambra and is also a Democratic retary. John F. Wolf Jr.; Treasurer. County Commit(eenian for Nassau Theron Chase; Conductor, Adeline I Mrs. Ell* While, of Central Ave., went to Hoboken Wednesday to attend the DONTJUMP! funeral ofjGeorge Matthews,of that piece. \WKEN Y*B TELL Y»W Mn. Matthewi will leturn with her and oua make her home with the White family for a tini*. . "*S Mrs. Emma ]. Peterson, of Thistle Cottage, Merrick Road, were visiting IT WILL friends in Btyoue on Thursday. HE A GREAT . George Rpeicher, niauxger of tlie Circle SHOCK Market, and Wm. Weber of the Fed ml Stores, both started on a vacation lut perhaps, to learn that at least this shoe Saturday night. store doei not ask top-notch prices for Finns may, for profit, misrepresent the very best footwear of the season- their goods in adveatisinj; iu cfty papers But it will be a pleasant shock, the — in The Valley it's difftrnt. We believe kind that one likes to get in these days all are bonekt in tlieir statements—•we'll of high flying costs. Inspect- our] vouch for one, anyway, that. appeared in St. Mary's program of their lnwn pirty. If you say different—dont say it in our HOE FOR EVERY FOOT presence. Til 1C VAI-I..KY This morning briyht and early, Mr. J. W. Gatfcard and Mr. M. L.-O'Coiinell, with, their families, started on a motor trip to Lake George, where they will see Sboe Store the wonderful eights of one of the best states i;i th« Union. But iu two weeks F. C. WESTENBERGER they are expected to return to the best town in the Union. KOCKAWAY AVli. V-.-Iey Stream PULL FOR THE VALLEY OK . Arouud the corner (rout Foil Office. PULL OUT The Pavillion Royal have enlarged CRUELTY FOR FUN. their place recently to accomoilaie When n child's tnind is not de- the Plantation Entertainers' who veloped to a state of distinguishing have now come to at ay in these parts right from wrong, the parent Is re- for a spell. These'entertainers arc quired to bear the brunt of Its mis- In a class by themselves and while takes, which responsibility Is not they were playing in New York Cily. appiwiaifd fully by the majority of made quite a hit, and they are sure those rlftldivn's guardian?. to be a big drawing card for the The irresponsible boys roaming management of the Pavillion Royal. thoroughfares with air rifles, are go- ing to do some serious damage, and Virtue is a good guide all right— thru will COIIIP thr: Kqiiak from those only the compass gets out of order ai home if IIPIIIK unaware of thfJr often. oliild'.s uiisoliifviousnesa. There IK plenty of heartless cruelty in this When anything inlcitsliiij; ciciir* world without killing Cod's littli- to you or your fiirmU lint you would creatures just for the pleasure of like tc keep a iccoid of, hiring the nrw>' Kl.'tUKhier. The habit "to kill" growa to The Outlaw nuil it will be published. as the child grows. Jt it juti the right siztd "paper to lay for future rrfeieuce. . . Mrs. A. Dlimas, has been spending « couple of •weeks with her ncice. In I3anfior. Maine. Bellur au hour in a fool's paradise than a si's in "ic ili-scrt of Indiffer- ence. Tho Valley Stream Wet Wash laun- dry has so much business that (hey arc running all day and all night the best part of the week. These boys are certainly hustlers and de- BLTve to get along1 and from the amount of wash they are handling Konest. now—think I—of whom does the we guess they are. above remind you. Aftor three g'lrcfssive shut-out On next Saturday. The Valley will victories. The Valley's Saturday l>lt.y Roekville Centre. team met dr-feal nt ilie hands of • • • Fre«|;ort by a score of 3-2. I The V. S. F. A. A. earned a 2-1 It was a very poor day for base- decision over Mineola on hist Sunday. ball. The Valley Stream boys were Decision, is the proper name for It, all a! home thinking the "No game a:; it war. a decision by Umpire Govcr to day" jlssi was out on account of in the first inning that decided the tl:i' weatlier. By ilie looks of the pi'';;e. It was very Hose play, rind 1 field it v. ould have been bettor to li> tin, r.iajoi ly of the fans, it look- plf.y water pole. ed as though it .should have been The Valley Stream boys were lead- callcc' differently. ins in the fifth by 2 to 1. when it Wassen.-an pitching for Mineola, rained pretty heavy. Frecport. how- Rave as brilliant, an exhibition of over, couldn't see the rain, so the pitching as has been seen on the fiaim: went on. Frecport won the field. His support failed him both r.a:.-o ir. the eighth, because of the on tne defence and offence. He al- v o:i''-c'v cc>'.:di:ions. lowed one solid hit. u double io Tesch Mcisir.or threw the slippery "pill" in the sixth. McCary and Clay were over 15nl;p Keller's hcarl and Howcy credited wltli a hit each on balls Kifeiv.r.;; no;;: ly l;:'o!;e !:b nesk try- that Ilalicran should have been able ins to not a fly b 11 on the r.lippery to catch in his hip pocket. turf. All of the Valley'a runs were Ty virtue of this victory and scored on errors. Alronson sot to T?oo:sevolt'~. withdrawal from {he li-n- fnvt on lliicool's fumble and went, to gun. rvoppoi t i~ In the first plnr.e. second v. hon H:ir.sol 1-ytt all sense of l!i.rk\illo (\-nli-p i.- :;r;c(>ii(l a:nl Val- cli'ctjion and tried to liil an automo- ]..••. H".-c:v!i 1- third. hilo. Ho {-,ot to lUlrd on TwcU'a out F ami t.'led to score on Clay's sacrifice, tiki not miss him at the time, and and although Hahn's return seemed when they noticed his absence It was tij have, him at home Cover decided getting dark. The lights of the town he was safe. The other ruji was "tie out that night and darkness scored in the second when McCary b;ac.k prevailed. His parents In pot a nil on an easy fly lo left field. grfrat excitement began a search, IK was forced by Zimmerman. 1-Iahn but darkness and disappointment contributed un error and Zimmerman met them. Oscar Homan .was arous- PC ored. With one hit. the Valley had ed about 9:15 for help. He phoned Ftored two- runs. With nine hits th<- fire headquarters to have the Mineola scored only one run. This truck out with its powerful search- was because of poor base running on light. George Taggard answered flip part of Mineola., thr phone, who in turn phoned The feature of the game was the chief Frank Iteiidrickson for per- fk-Jding of Tesch and McCary. Tesch mission to take out the truck. The hr.ndled many chances and started a chief granted permission and turned di.ublc play in the eighth, by grab- out himself. When the firemen ar- in/ a hot bounder and touched Hal- rived to do pnnio real scouring the li-ian. and threw Hausman out at lillle one liad been found slid wan- fiist. McCary made several running dering and no douibt enjoying him- 'che-s of fly balls which brought self. The suddenly happy parents 3 re from the crowd. He made a thanked the firemen and with the -handed catch of Holmes' fowl In most precious thing in the world to .iio first Inning. ! them, cuddled to their breast, left On next Sunday the V. S. F. A. A. for their Brooklyn home. •v. ill pluy Elmont. I Mrs. Biddulph and sons John and LOST BOY SCARE | Norman spent a few days In Jamaica On last Monday evening while tlia first of the week vlr.iting friends. vi.-Uting friends on Central Avenue,! Miss Hazrl niddulph, left last v ith his parents, who reside In) Thursday to spend the month of n-.-ooklyn. a three year old boy af-. A'lrjiist with friends and relatives In flirted with wander lust was seen Acron and Cleveland, Ohio. licndcd for the brook off West Street] r..:il Tilcrrick Road. The parents VALLEY STREAM ST. MARY'S LAWN PARTY; bers consist of Hugh Coynes Klien- Despite the .inclement weather, li:ini. John Meismer, Raymond Bon- that prevailed during the three even-( ncheau, Jack Riley, Joseph Schmidt, tugs of St. .Mary's lawn party it was George Scholl and Selwln O'Meara. . a grand success in every way. The! Anyone interested in its welfare, ei.tertainments \vcre good and the cun get information by inquiring of enjoyed happy evenings. one of the officers. Many valuable prizes were won by The ideal chaperone Is a lady who those who least expected to win. honestly believed that the fox pre-. The pretty booths were visited and fers prayers to poultry. patronized bj coming and going throngs who carried away beautiful HAVE YOU A NUMBER AND BOX ? i/iid use-fill articles. The aggitntlon for mail delivery Is.getting the residents on their met- A NEW CLUB The Ansonia Athletic Club was tle for the needed -improvement. So formed last Thursday and expect to far Fifth. Grove. Catherine and Mir- put The Valley more prominently on iam streets have compiled with the the map as a sport-lovers town. The demands of the P. O. Department and first thing iliey expect to do Is to are equipped with all necessary ' un all-resident baseball club street signs and letterboxes. Other .. • 11 make their colors popular, si reels are following in line and we .. .1 i-lll be a blue circle with a will soon expect to see uniformed > circle and a large maroon men hoel-and-toeing it through our "A" in the center. They do not in- village carrying glad news, Jove let- tern! to devote themselves alone to ters, bills and sad tidelngs to our baseball, but will take a part In all homes. field sports, give dances and other entertainments to amuse the town One little hour, sometimes, may people. .mean an eternity. Passion takes no They have elected the following note of time. officers: Hugh Coynes, President; Sr-hvyn b'Mera. secretary and sport- AJRDALE (Male) — 18 months eld ing reporter; and Raymond Bonne- for sale cheap. Herb J. Zler, P. O. ln-.iii. treasurer. The charter mem- Box, 303. It was so good to hear her voice, and A SERIAL look into her face.* That seemed an age to me this IN LOVE'S CRUCIBLE. morning, although in truth it has BY — 7--7 been just a little over a yeac. I am Chapter II. sure she never thought — much less did I -1- and yet she loves me, and Ye goili! — How I luffered the me alone! She is mine! 1 held her day they were married. But she in my arms that night, my very own wasn't to blame—her people were —counted her heart-throbs as they pror ami urged It on—and he had beat against my breast In storm of never been denied anything in his passionate appeal, felt her warm life. And he was square, was Bill, breath on my cheek, and drank deep and told me straight out. And she of the wine of her red lips as she was his lo win if he could— only it whispered her sweet confession hurt like hell: through a mist of tears! She is I am an honest man — and an mine — mine! — yet the wife of honorable man if I know what the another, and he my old friend. L,lf« word means, and the'creature that — what a tragedy. Fate — the con- wnuld oniHly question her must solation of fools. Love••—iiiasciviouB answer to me with the forfeit of life licence. Before God she can do no itself, for God never made a won»an wrong. With love such as ours thorc with mind so free of evil — with can be no such thing as sin. Yet heart so pure — with soul so lily- there IK honor whose chains, though white. Why did Dill enlist and go they gall and torture unwilling flesh to war. We had never met since — arc f.-.:;h fettered. I know my duty. I had purposely avoided her, fear- Thoufili hearts break and burn and ing to look at what I'd lost — work- we wander forever through a deport Ing like a bondsman hoping that of hallowed love and damning desire this dream must end. Duty — an; time would heal the hurt. But we invention of the devil. But It must came" face to face one night out yon- be niet — I will f.oe her no more.. dor in the lane. The same Lillian, How long the hours are. What and winsome woman, only now an- are her thoughts, and what Is she other man's wife. There was no re- doing today? proaches — no plague of dead ashes. (To be continued) During the month of August, the The Uev. Bumpus, of Trinity Hcv. Henry Medd, of Grace M. E. Chapel, is to take the month of Aug- usl off and enjoy the short period Church will rest from his labors in in visiting his relatives and friends his cottage at Jamesport, L. I. who away from the regular routine. he and his family will again, for the Mr. and Mrs. Henry Wanamacher time, enjoy the atmosphere and en- art on their vacation in Connecticut. Albert Quad recently purchased vioronments of the old home, if the home of \V. Schwiug on Seventh I'f.cessury you can get in communica- 'direct and has taken up his residence tion with him at that address by tele- • there. gram or letter, or a phone message WANTED — Electrician and helper. to the depot there. Apply Phil Fisher, Electrical Con- A. M.—says that Saturday after- tractor, Telephone 3OT-W noon is the happiest hours of the week for him. His envelope (if he TflfPHOSf. VAI.I.ZY 5TRKAM I Cntircd •• itcond elm miller Feb. 2. 1921 at the Foil Office at Vtlley Stream, N. Y, under tbt Atl M.rch !, H79. VOL i. NO. 36. VALLEY STREAM. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, ma if RICE THREE CENTS IT IS AN AXIOM OF SCIENCE THAT NOTHING IS LESS PERFECT FOR BEING SMALL™ A REGULAR JOB. vacation, which be spc-nt at Ills At S:15 Thursday morning.' the summer cottage at Jamesport. L. I.. lire whistle blcv.- and by 3:23 the anil has taken up liib work again l«oy:j woro at tliolr regular job of where lie Jpfi off. The congregation pnitinfi a fire out on the Traction and Sunday School are happy over Coinp;:r.yV. tres.-Jo. The old strucl- Ills arrival, llu expects to have hla iire sec-ais to IIP its O'.vn inoomlinry. • cottage moved from Us present Kite The f-.n-c-ce tii.'it drops from the to one overlooking the beautiful v. lu-rj boM.-^ liar-" soalioil in and-at waters of Peconlc Bay and the his- ai:y U;iiC' sfK'iiunnc-ou.s coiabu.siiou toric Shinnecock Hills, in time for ncc-iirs and si v erf the boyj a chanco his next vacation, l(. exercise their apparatus. First, always, is the wish to be Saturday night some late traveler happy — after, maybe, the folly of tin the Merricl: Jioad who must have becoming wise. licen in a hurry to reach home drove his cur into the Twin Ponds Grapes continue to hold the mar- at the .Morricl: lload and Kosodale ket shoppers interest, says the mar- Avenue. He iniiht have been ti'avel- ket observer. And the- grape shop- iiii; at (;ulu- a livuly rate as the front per continues to hold I he prohibition wheels were buried in tha mud. Its cxi'icers interest, so everybody is In- a Rood iliiug for him that the pondu terested. i'.re lov. or th-jre mi^ht lia/o been r.ome livts lo.U. The straight up and down dresses that the girls are wearing fill a The Rev. Henrj Medd returned long-felt want, in more ways than the latter part of last week from h's one. SCHOOL ACTIVITY they had Provi(1ed tne children with There was quite a gathering in temporary .quarters until such time Clear Stream last Saturday night. *" the new sch°o1 wi» be built' but that is nothing new for those Every°ne *»*>** hls mt" talk and boys as everytime they run an af- 6ave stnct atte»tion to him during fair they bring out a big crx-'-'-J. .. the time he had the floor. Last Saturday night was tfci- of- The Square Club of Valley Stream ficial opening of the new school, fur were there in a body and Mr. Wil- liam Knoche, presented the new the grown-ups, and the Boar,! .;f Ed- Sl.hoo, wUh a BjbJe ucation of that district im-^ht Tne Jun|or Oj.der of UnUe(J Amer. that a dance would be the MM way ican Mechanics of Valley Stream of getting the majority of. the reo- were n]so (here ,n a body and Mr pie together. p,.^ Snlith presented the new school The Busher boys offered the use wilh a large American flag. 01 the garag...... e to th.e Board of Edu. ,- Presiden_ .,.,,,.t Hendnckso, n of the cation and their offer was accepted. Board of Education introduced the Due to the rain the crowd that speakers. came out was not up to their ex- pectations liu.t nevertheless they had After the speeches were over, the about .TOO people present and they band struck up a popular air and all Hcemed to enjoy themselves. every one started in to enjoy thein- Before the dancing commenced M. sclves and danced the rest o. the William Beresford, president of the night. There were soft drink.i on Cilizens Association gave a short ad- sale and also the old "Jlot Doy". dress on schools and the great bene- fit they are to the rising generation. layman Hall's face which has be- lie also gave a breif outline of the come so familiar to those who could many obstacles that the school com- tear their eyes away from Miss Nel- inittee of the Clear Stream Tax- lie Lille's smiling visage tliiou£h the l>aycrs Association had to contend wicket at the .Host Ofiice, will be v.ith, in order that the school district seen there no more. He has resigned be formed, and how In a coupb of his pojiiion as her assistant and" months this committee had the dis- leaves this week for Gomel. Uui- trict formed, and then changed from versily to take up the grind in that a Common School District to. a Un- institution uj a Biepping-sione to a iOii J-'ree School District and how luture determined success in Ine. SAYS GABBY HAWKEYE Civic Association and Citizens Asso- I saw George Grevert carrying a ciation to amalgamate. How can slack of drums into his store which they when the former body can get causes me to speculate on -what his out to a meeting without their wives' motive is for gathering in such noise but the latter organization insist on making devices. Maybe he knows the wives being present. Well, of a new way to drum up business "Civic pride" willnot lose out if the or a plan to arrouse the people. Go thing continues but if H does not to it George. continue who will be the loser. May- * * * be civic vlrture, who knows? At the Mass Meeting on the Oil * * * Tank question one wag said that all Here ie one not as deep says Gabby his friends in Brooklyn knew of the Why are men's eyes like a bird? sorry plight of Valley Stream. How They go from limb to limb. wonderful when you consider darn * * % ft-w right here realize their predica- Gabby was aching to get on the ment as being anything to feel sorry Free "Male" Committee, but was about. disappointed when chairman Hicks * * * said that a Mail Committee did not "••abby heard that Friend Dyrsen include women but if he had any- atherine Street got a black hand thing to do with a female committee r from someone on Fifth Street. at any time phe would surely get a place there. . J r L Nobody can look more arrogant than the fellow v.-ith a new fall hat. FOR RENT. cr.rveying his companions still THREE LARGE STORES TO RENT wc.T-inj; rtrav.-B, unlorr, its the follow —Situated in one of the best loca- with a r.o'v fall hat which was n tions on Rockaway Avenue. Inquire late spring hat. of John Datz, Rockaway Avenue, An open competitive examination for the Valley Stream. [csiticn of cleik mail carrier for Valley *—One of the best loca- SUcem »i!l be held at the Post Cffice on tions on Merrick Rond. located on OcU.ber 6th This, is a lift, job right at gieatest traffic corner. Enquire at home. Resd the bulletin at the Post Off.ce Ou-tlaw Office. f you're interested. A new fire chief, weight nine pounds. tUrtcd In to rrike U.ir.^s wsim 3rd vet at U.e hcrr.e tf Chiel Frnnk Hendiickwn lest night, Tl urtf>y, JcpUrr.ter 15, 1C23. I/, am* and the little IvusKty doing fine. Choice Mrs. L. 'Johnson aid inighter H-- k^.ve teen visilinga' Mcpor.och, N. V. Mieats t on /unday. my Klahn ind daughter Madeline, ^ ,a>ns Falls up in the Catskill Moun- Rockaway Arc. Valley Stream tains fcr two widely different reos-ons Mrs. Kl?.hn is in hopes thai little Madeline will gain in flesh. Subscribe for The Diuehlers of Liberty will give a t\vo-day-foir »nd supper on Wedneiday and Ti'ursday /ept. igth und zoth. Every THE one will eat. PULL FOR THE VALLEY OR OUTLAW PULL OtT ONE DOLLAR The year of fifty-two issues HUGHS. KELLY JEWELER Expert Watch and Jewelry Repairing done on Premises Five Corners, Lynbrook, L.I. Diamond's Watches and Jewelry of the Better Kind Let Me Estimate on New Mountings 'Designs Funished Free es Valley Stream 2776—2794 -. TOOLS. AUTO SUPPLIES. /$' GASOLINE AND OILS asKSrv. 30 0«r « Cord'S"e r "' "' «"" "• S «ee. our FABRIC rlce 1>rice TIRES KELLY SPRINOPTTTT-n « SJLVERTOWN nELD S,1Z $11'50 Price price §23 $10.00 «• 24 10.00 . x* GOTHAM ' 111.50 0 6.5.6.900 5 MAJOR 16 S.50 AJAX RFJ) TUBES 30x3V,U-52 (a0 6.9) $1.550 ALL MERCHANDISE FIRST QUALITY AND GUARANTEED MERRICK ROAD & FRANKLIN AVENUE Valley Stream. N. Y. . J c THE AM. LEGION'S GOOD WORK news published by the "little large Last Sunday the Andrew Fatcher town newspaper, "The Outlaw' Post No. 854, American Legion went copies that Hazel saved for me fror to Kings Park and took a big load of the month of May through August good things for the physically and Just had to write and tell you hov men telly sick heroes of the World glad I am to learn of the good worl War. The Legion's good work prove you and the American Legion Coyi that there is appreciation in their have started, that of visiting thi hearts, if not in the governments, Rick boys of Kings Park. There an lor the heroic sacrifices made by far too many boys who are sick— tlitir comrades. with both mental and physical af- flictions, who, now that war is over Many of the town's people volun- find themselves alone and apparently teered and the boys were able to forgotten. I know how these boys take out a large load of good cheer. always look forward to any kindness, Phil. Guntlier, our traffic officer, and brotherly love shown to them. alone among his many friends got Here in the great south-west, tire donations in cash amounting to many boys who have been shell- ?25.45. besides four cartons of clg- shocked and gassed who are all ar'jlies, nine-large cakes, six pie.s and fighting the white plague. A year •i if it-en gallons of ice cream. or so back the Government lloipl- The Legion WS.K welcomed with tals were so over crowded that .smiles and tears from those who.se many of the boys were placed in joys are few and miseries many, private sanatoriujns, and I having knowing that a happy day was In turbcrculosis, as you know, came to store. Quite a crowd of our citi- know many of them. So, keep up zens went out with the Legion and your good work, and may you have saw for themselves, with sore hearts the support of every good Christian the condition of those who had made organization also. thankless sacrifices. To your mother. Dad and Elsie The following letter was received convey my best wishes. I'll write by Commander of the Post, William Elsie soon. Have just gotten back Kuustein from a young lad well a little strength and must not over- known in the Valley a few years do. I sure was a sick girl a few hack. weeks back. Grace Lutheran Sanatorium Greetings fom your old friend. Sau Antonio, Texa-i (Patty; DoreUe Cillssman S;;pt. 6, 1923. Dear Bill:- • Advertise in Tue OUiLAW and watch Just finished reading all the RtSUUS. or whatever it was — anyway the THK OUTL.A.W rascal has been clubbing the ripest The OUT LAW it «o cillcd only to •Uriel Iht and rosiest out of the tree of life • llcnu'on ol Ihc re»der.—Cui\d knonl 1MI I ill O«. available mate up against a wall, it would be only a question of time CKMSOHKD BT with the woman, with here the or- DICK HOWE iginal mustn't touch blushing on a bough and appealing to his every There always has been a great appetite. Every day and every way divergency of opinion as to the .au- those whose grey matter hasn't en- thenticity of -the Biblical history of tirely ossified lightsomely lunch off the Garden of Eden. It was a darn the top of the same shrub. mean wan who said that "spare-ribs I don't believe that Adam denied and cabbage" wai fhst sjggested his wrong-doing or trleil to hide be- ihcre — we all feel sure that fig hind her cabbage or lig leaf ruffles leaves ::&•; the popular vegetable. when brought up on tbe carpet for Sin was the most important thing his misdemeanor,' nor that skirts and .i originated in the Garden of trouseis gave place to all together en and since that catastrophe hu- union suits coincident with their ..anity has been on the bum. On transgression and expulsion from the (;ui-stions of material fact as Eden, for almost the'same thing Is bearing on our ancestry there is seen at the sea shore up until frost, very little light. In spite of Darwin, even to this day. assuming .that holy rit is right— » * * that it definately establishes the When our Fire Boys start any- township and section of a certain thing they always bring it to a final garden, verifies the creation of a successful end, so we may make up certain man and woman beyond a our minds that \ve will in the near rc-asonable doubt, yet there remains .future see new fire houses in C!ear many important points bearing on Stream and New City. the origin of sin. • • • It has always been my belief that Some women can make a man hus- Adam ate the first apple or cherry, tle, go, or come, or stay, or anything. . <*!•: VALi.KY STREAM FOCKKT NEWSPAPER IT IS AN AXIOM'OF SCIENCE THAT NOTHING IS LESS FERFKT TCR BEiNO SMALL NO 61 Of.?*; LI \ i*r*4 at «ic»nd •l»i ntnir F«b.J, ml >i tbc Toil OEn 11 V«)l«r SITMB. N. Y, u«d«r A« M»rcb I. 1879. VOL II. .VALLEY STREAM. FRIDAY, MARBH ?, 1924. PRICE THREE CtNTS I CONGRESSMAN E. L. BACON The following telegrnm was re- I f i ccived by Mr. M. H. Buchlnr, sec- retary of the Welfare League, on Tuesday, vho liad gone to Washing, ton to hold a conference with the ij- rostniastt.T General, for the purpose ii •;f gaining the much desired end, -.hich v as no doubt the result of his visit. \Vm. H. Buhler Vullcy Stream Civic Welfure Ass'n Valley Stream. N. V. ' After r.errronal conference with "h-st a.':si.';t:iiit pr.stinaster Rencral .^arlett this morning assuinnces ere given me city delivery service ould be installed at Valley/Stream July first tills action followa depart- ments first dec'sion to give but vll- Inge delivery service action. most • TIIE SQUARE CLUB FROLIC gratifying even though service will Last Friday night a merry, mirth- not start until July first. ' ful mob of Valley Stream folks and Kobert L. Bacon jnany outsiders enjoyed the hospit- Mr. Schumacher, ' our -postmaster, ality of the Square Club at their who has labored so energetically for Card Party and Dance held at Pavil- the cituse, r-eceived official an- ion Royal. The committee on ar- nouncement from the Post Office De- rangements saw to it that each guest partment, that city mall delivery had his or her share of the fun — would lie installed in Valley Stream catering to every whim, humor and on July 1st., with a • force of three ctprice of the crowd. If >ou were earners and one substitute. not among them, you sure missed a good time. GOOD WORK The little "hinky dinlt" that pul- The next meeting of the Ladies' between -The Valley and Min- Auxiliary of the Fire Department eola. Dirohed a little too hard at will on March 14. ~iri~~enil ~of~tbe line lust Monday, Hiking the concrete bumper with TAKE HEED! .: Kucb force that it pushed the end of Don't get bumped. While walk- the ilepot out toward Rockaway ing on the public highway to avoid Avenue al'out a foot. • .Too bad it muddy side paths, always take the did not demolish that shell and go left side of the 'road, facing the com- on over and tear the other eyesore ing speed-bug driven auto. You on the other side of the tracks. then have a chance to dodge and Fred Hoerschelman lias been save your hide. You have no eyes weliding that magic brush of his on In.your back, and many drivers} pay the Interior decorations lot Trinity no attention but to trucks that are Chapel. larger than their car. There .Is a-, story-around, that, some : V.V11 say he has a perfect, right "Wag" tried. to. aell, the. Long Island to be. Railroad,Slatloji to.a.large.lady.from . the.. Bronx. . She' refused to. purchase It however,, staling, tkat. the living roojn. was. ioo large for her small Last-. Saturday/. Jackie • Cathard, THE celebrated' another birthday;., this one- being the seventh;.. In .no. small way did.he.herald thls;day.of -days-:— candy/ colfe* cream aud kida; galore? Let ;ypur. lmaglnatu»n..do. tbe-rest. • Gus:Mohr_and George;: th»• wan- derers .In. the Everglades of Florida, ve .returned. \Ve .will.now again •v Gus . whlziing^by on the., .flu f The children of Jl P. Graham, ot Brooklyn av.e., who have'had quite a siege :ot jlckness.: are swell .*h the to recovery." Isn't It funny .how people-, i..anage to .be Jn.£urop& other piace,:when-^-a.a;« tion or something $ WINDSTORMS ' with a mortgage of $5000, should by your building be destroyed or part- ALONZO MILLS ially destroyed by windstorm you of Tlit. iUUls-Jluller Corp. would be facing a financial difficul- With the coming of March we are ty which you had not anticipated. always troubled with heavy winds in Adequate windstorm insurance will this section, doing a slight damage save you. this needless worry. The here und there, and we have no as- cost is slight, being only eight cents surance that they will not increase for every hundred dollars of insur- to the velocity and power of a tor- ance provided you carry insurance nado. It is not so many years ago up to at least fifty per cent of the tlint a hotel In our immediate vicin- value. For higher insurance to value ity was picked up by a gust of wind the rates are materially reduced. If and thrown several yards. It is truo the owner does not carry this class that windstorms are not frequent in of insurance the mortgagee should. this section, but we are not immune. Windstorms have taken heavy toll in ANNETTA BEAUTY SHOP New York only a few miles up the FACIAL MASSAGE Hudson, also in the vicinity of Cam- MANICURING SDTGEILG AI;D CLIPPING detn, New Jersey, and throughout SCALP TREATMENT . Pennsylvania. Thus far these twist- MARCELL WAVING BOBBING ers have been playing all around us, CHILDUENS KAIlTA SPECIALTY but should one happen to hit Long 2C6 ROCKAWAY AVENUF Inland who would stand the loss? We F. J. SUPRINA would be out of a home or place TAILOR & FURRIER oi business, but we might also be CLOTHING indebted to our mortagee. For In- AN D stance: Suppose you owned a piece GENTS' FINISHING GOODS of property worth 12000, placed a IN LARGE VARIETY building thereon at a cost of $10,000 Rockawny Ave., Opp. Park BASKET BALL was therefore a great victory for On Thursday the Sago A. C. hook- Valley Stream. ed up with a much heavier team and The Sagos are a fast team, aveia? the usual result ensued. These boya ing 125 pounds and have V. vs f ..• are not to be denied. The game gone undefeated against teams of was lively and well played. this weight and many much heav- The teamwork of the Sagos as- ier. They sent out a challenge to pert ed itself and the Rockville Ccn any teams of this weight. The boy Ire Stara went down to defeat by a believe in the motto "If you ca-.'.'t ccore of 22-16. win make the other fellov b/eak t'.ie On the same night a team from record." Floral Park travelled to Valley It docs happen, once in a r.'.oon, Stream to play the Ansonlas. but tb.it Lynbrooh beats Valley Stream. v due to some misunderstanding the This ia al ays era.-ed, however, Aiisonlas were not on deck. when they hook up again. Tiie The Sagos and some of the Grace Community Club is the only lean M. E. boys got together and made that ever defated one of our hor.ie the Floral Park Boys realize that teams. Lynbrook has lost rj?v ral Valley Stream is hard to beat. They games before ah.d since that tlr.it, sent this team home with a defeat however. by a score of 49-34. This team Is On last Friday the Valley St. ;a In first place in the South Side In- second team outclas-.el the -St. ter church Basketball League. -It James team, which was supposed to L i ', «, i be a winner. Little need be said and perhaps some other kind, but as about the game as It was all on one it is a handicap event everyone •will Bide. The final score was 64-12. have .a chance. This will be an op- Even Vvoise than the first was the portunity for all to s.ee some of the -c-cond de.'eat the borne boys handed stars in action. The alleys are open out. They trounced the Original to all with admission charge. Saiuosets, who must be living on THE AKSONIAS their reputation. ' They are one of The Ansonia A. C. had one of those "supposed to be good" teams their usual good times on last Satur- that demand big guarantees and day night at Firemen's Hall, on Cor- are made to look foolish by a bunch ona Avenue. Just like all-their af- v.-ho play only for tlie love of the fairs, this social and dance was an • ,po.-t. The score in this game -. . immense success. It was just a 65-12.. party for the boys and their friends. "he girl's team was in action but About one hundred and fifty guests were there and many expressions of ' • . Community Hall. They were praise were overheard of the club '. . ing the light fantastic" at the members for their zeal exercised in . .illon Royal, the event being the the attentions accorded the visitors. monster card party and leap year Music was furnished by the Club dance of the Square Club. Five Orchestra of Rosedale. and (lancing continued until 8:30 a. m. BOWLING About 11:30, the guests were To-morrow, March 8, (Satu/day) asked to partake of refreshments, and anybody that %v«nt home hun- in the afternoon and evening, the an- gry had no one to blame but him or nual "all-home" tournament will herself. take place at Chrlstman's Alleys. "Home, Sweet Home" was piayed. There ' will be eight consecutive but the guests said that they wished hours of bowling. There will be the orchestra had not started that piece for they bad no desire to bring about ten two-man teams entered. the -evening to A close so early in There will be some good bowling the morning. - DID YOU MISS THE CHAi:C_ The Regular Army is taking care of On 'last Sunday night, only thu general, applications, the National blinking stars were here to give ua .irmy (77th Div) -is taking care ot light. The town "glims" were dead the area. of. New- York and- the many reserve officers of the different cities-, or resting. Love held sway In cozy are co-operating to secure a full corners, and al-io on tie streets — quota for the Plattsburg and other - the dismal.darkness suggested things summer, camps. never thought of before—and re- Young men between, tbe, ages turning fro..i ciiuich. too. specified will be sent to camp for 30 i days during July and August. At A CHNCE FOR | camp they will be given the fun- |damentals. of military, training as Enrollment of Young Hen, 17 to 24 I well-as a months life In the out of .doors. Physical training Is part of Invited by Arm; Officials at the program at the :summer-camps. Governors Island Enrollment of-young men between t the ages of 17 and 24.who are desir- Matthew . Wolf's . smiling, customer ous of attending the citizens mill pleasing visage again adorns the in- tary training camps ne;:'t, summer has begun. Any candidate for the terior of the Popular Meat -Market. camps may file an • applicationJ 1 next to the A & P store. His many through Major Crystal, C. M. T. C., friends .and old customers hail toe officer, 2d Corps Area, Governors Is- coming ot the Old manager with glad land; Col. Peter E. Traub, chief ofacclaim' . staff, 77tb Dlv., Army Building, 39 Whitehall street. Manhattan or Lt. MrB Ed „„,„ on Tue^,a du. Col. Howard .L. Campton. district . osed o•t her• • " director of C. M..T.C. activities In .. » ""Wene. and store now Brooklyn at .153 .Plerreporit street,, occupied by the Amltyvllle Creme y For the firt time the work of en- 1 to Mr. C. Spitzer, Who Is' the owner rolling young men for the training! of tbe gpltzer .Bi0ck. belcw. the camp, has been apportioned among; the various branches of the service. ^ r ...,. '—"—*""•*- ' ' iT IS AN AXIOM Of SCIENCE THAT NOTHING 1SS LESS PERFECT FOR BEING SMALL. PRICK 3 CENTS $1THE YEAR 82 OUTLAW icconj olio mailer Feb. 2, 1«I ol llie I'oil CB'ce ul Valley Slrriin, N. Y. un'rr Ihc Act March I. 187V. ' VOL II. VALLEY STREAM FRIDAY, August I, 1«4 PRICE 3 CENTS Mr. Ott had many frl« 5 u f n \ v • P g " . JXCXUAXJULOrVJ^ s- Rockaway Avenue, Between Scranton Avenue and L. I. R. R. TELEPHONE flfl-J -VALLPiy.^STREAM ' -~*B _._ ; - •, «••.•.••-. '.»' '<' ' • .'-. '-• f- QEO. 7ATCHX1 UPHOLSTERING SHOP AWNINGS — SHADES — SLIP COVERS 64 Rockaway Avenu* Valley Stream, L. I. \VM. L BUEHLER EMANUEL LEVY BUEHLER & LEVY RcAL ESTATE INSURANCE . Money to Loan on 1st and 2nd Mortgagei WE BEG TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENING OF OUR NEW OFFICE AT NO. 21 BROADWAY, LYNBROOK, N. Y., WHERE WE WILL CARRY ON A REAL ESTATE A»D INSURANCE BUSINESS WE RESPECTFULLY SOLICIT YOUR PATRONAGE. TELEPHONE NIGHT TELEPHONE LYNUftOOK 3233 VALLEY STREAM 540 THE VALLEY STREAM TAILORS Hemstitching, Pleating, Fancy dry ck'uning. DYING. AITD REPAIRING LADIES WORK A SPECIALTY: — LEARN WHAT TO EAT. WORLD WAR HGHTERS On Friday at School 24 a mout In- Veterans art; urged to cull at Ihu teresting as well as a very instruc- rost oiftce for Federal bonus blanks tive demonstration was given to the between the hours of 7:30 and 12 members of the Home Bureau Club M., and 3:30 and 6:30 P. M. Those in the art of Salad Making. The Who need information or wish to entire' 'forenoon was devoted to the have them made out can get in touch teaching of various combinations with the American Legion Secre- ot vegetables and fruits Into salads, tary. Herb. Zler, between those their- dressings and what la most es- hours and arrangements will be scntial, their nutritive properties made. and all members unanimously be-' - : - lieve tlley have gained a great deal Who says that The Valley does through the untiring efforts of the >">t P"U " stroke that beats other instructresses. Miss Kritzer and Mi.su «•«>«»* in this vicinity? The Uroene- yj)ce ' .. V.old-Ltlilwlg Co., sold two Hupmo- .... After the demonstration a very Wles to other towns when; cars of tusty and pleasing luncheon of the U«e same make have agencies, last various salads made was enjoyed by lllontliiy- ______•1 II • 'I On October 13 there will be things A canning demonstration will be dolng ,n Lynbrook at the Firemen.s given during Augu.st and all are in- fie,(,.(,ay teat a|M, feaat Oul. boya vited. Date will be given later. can.y All interested In Home Bureau |iQt on,y the tug.ol,wa,. but ,„ many work are cordially invited to join. l QlU<;i. ^^ ^ wm t,.anspl|.e thut The Interstate Junior Lutheran day. Of course, we will be there. ! League held 'a social at the Luther- - mi Church. Their old pastor. Rev. Mr. and Mrs, Karl Carter anil Nutthorn mingled among them and tl.uiehtei. Evelyn speut a few llay- lii.i presence made the young folks • happy. Lunch and Jollity was the ttt Dobb'H Peny e»ioyi»S the com- order of the evening. • jpanionshlp of old friends last week. Telephone 2213 From New York avenue. When the wife nags, It brings remorse — when he nags it brings an answer. A young bustler, Mike Hodes, nephew of our delicatessen tnan, S. G. Friedman, has been filling the very important position of ham-cul- or and pickle-diver in the popular rledmun delicatessen establishment while that expert handler of delic- acies was on his needed vacation. AMITYVILL CREAMERY Rockawav and Hue»la AYCIUM MILK TWO QUARTS TOR Sfc. in your own t,ontaJn«r> : ;n- Collision and HBVAY Liability, WHIPPING CREAM This completely provides atiairot THE financial Toss OUTLAW Subscription $1 the *-* n » » I I I I JI r^ f*m A »*-»•»-* • REAL ESTATE yea-r^of 62 Issues. INSURANCE *OCKAWAY & HAWTHORNE AVES. VALCEV STREAM. N V Advertising 60 o. per NOTARY PUBLIC Inch. FOR RESULT3--USE THE OUTLAW. Phano Vallay Stream, 2361 JOHN LOEFFLER - * LUMBER •• • » • * "' -HARDWARE, BUlLliTNG MATERIALS AND PAINT* MERR1CK ROAD AND L. I. R. R. VALLBY STREAM, LONG ISLAND LEARN TO PROTECT YOURSELF >»»«" a|1(1 "Kid" Vellin. "The Fight- Lots of people believe, and cannot lns Jew" trom Harlem. The second bout was between be otherwise convinced, that t»o . ,Hac, k, „ Klein... . , tth. e young boile... r learn to box, even with soft gloves, muUel.f and Eugene Gibbons, "Home should not be allowed, and especial- run Slugger". ly among children, as it teaches The last bout was pulled off be- them to fight. tween Bep Loew, the "Young But- cher" and Sam Yellin, "The Soda Where would oar soldiers have Jerker". ., been if nut put through strenuous There was plenty of slugging — training, before they went to the each one getting their share of pun- World War? ishment, but they did not seem 'to What would have happened to "lind u a bit'. ' There were no knockouts, and the that eighteen year old girl who was B(|x CommtaB|on of valley Stream attacked on Central- avenue, a couple not. allow decisions, so there of months ago if her brother had \.tve no decisions Tnade. not taught her the art of self de- —After the main bouts Harold tense? ' Kroder had a fun-bout with Harold On Tuesday evening July 2ath, Fischer. The Harolds were hitting throngs of people flocked to Fi-ed the air most of the time but man- Lowe's back lots on Rockaway ave- aged to geit in a few smacks by nue to witness the first out-door 'jumping on each other's neck. boxing match ever held in Valley 'During the melees, hot dogs and Stream. I lemonade was dispenced at a noiu- The kids soaked the audience inal price, good and hard without gloves, mak-j. The pr,ce of admission was two ing them come across with their' cents, but many of the enthusiasts mite if they wanted to see the fight. put up five, ten and even twenty- They realized $7.00 on the gate re five cents. The wliole crowd left eeipts. | in the best of humor,showing that popular radio they enjoyed lt immensely — many man was referee. j saying that it was better than any The first bout was between Eddie show. Mulholland, the "Fighting Irish-' ...-a On last Saturday the V. S. P. A. another in the second. Quigley A. stepped out of their class and singled, moved up on Huser's sacri- were soundly trounced by the Coro- fice. He came in on Harquailu In- nu Oaseys at Corona by a score t.t field bit. Three more came In in the fourth, when Carter scored three The Caseys are certainly a hard on his homer. There wasn't much lulling lot and socked out three fight after that although the home homers, two triples, five doubles and guard made.a rally in the. fourth. I' iiiut; singles before the rnejee was Zimmerman sta.i4.ed it with u sin- ..••...^.ai!->--"''1"->'»"•''' V" ^.-.-<-. •' -,1V^- • over. -:" ' gle. ' Hen singled off Carter's glovegl . The game looked close in tha' On the throw to first Zimm got to first t'c-w innings. The home boya third and scored on Clay's single. (.•oi one rum in the first. Arrisohn Hippie walked filling the bases but started off v.'ith a triple. Jordan they were stranded when Hurquall walked and be and Yott .were doubl- "turned on the steam" and retired ed on Volt's weak tap to Qulgley. the side. Tcmy scored ou this play. With a healthy lead Harquah The Cuseys scored two in this inn loosened up In the ninth and the iiiK- Dwyer hit a sharp grounder Valley Stream, boys tallied three on which Jordan made a .corking runs on three singles and an error. Kiop and throw. The next man, While it was a defeat hard' to swol- Curler slammed one over the low, there was some consolation in right field fence and Carrol'hit one the fact that Ceda-rhurst didn't do nver the left field fence. They got as well with the Caseya. The defeat of Saturday was vin- Yott up the bull accldeiitly lilt Yutls dicated on-Sunday when the-V. H'. V. 'but. Yott stood .there utupefieil and A. A. tvounced the'IUdgecreek loam gave MatbreBB time to throw Hen by 14 - 8. It was a poor game com- out at home and take Ruynor'a re- pared to the good • games that have turn throw at first before be could been exhibited on Firemen's field make the bag. It seemed to be u the last few Sundays. Teach imd j case of the man who tells the others Feterick who were formerly with' i,ow to play the eame not being able the Valley'Stream team played-with to "shine" himself. Yott has been I lie visitors and came in tor' plenty making himself offensive to the funs of "goatlng". It boih«r<:U Tcich so and players by his tactics and it is much that he had to be relieved b.j- ' to be hoped that he will chunge hla I'orc the game' was >:ver. attitude. ' The local boys started v.'lth a rush On next Sunday the V. S. P. A. A. uud scored six r-im. on livu hltsjwm ,look up wlth tne Pranklin A. and two walks. Th<;y sent 'M C. of Franklin Square who played a tec.k to "the showers" and g close game a couple of weeks ago. Crimes a warm reception. They a!.-:o scored one in the second and I The fans will be treated to a ball third and four In the fourth. i Eame on next Sunday morning at The visitors scored one in the' 10:00 o'clock. The married and first when Tesch stam-d off with a single men of the Holy Name Society single. Wagner wa)ki:d and Wter- will hook up and the game promises ick lifted a sacrifice lly. Tc'M«:h citniejlo be a thriller. Joe Lamberson, the in on William's double. The other''famous rooter, will be on hand to runs didn't mean much as the gums' do some cheering. The game will was decided In the first Inning. be played on the Seventh street field Yott palled .a prize "bone" in the!"' Seventh st. and Rockaway ave. seventh. Jordan walked and Hen. | WANTED — Three or four room- tripled; With' H,en on third and1 Addrean The Outlaw. from near and far who congregated The Sitgoea didn't play laat Sat- there made a happy family of good imlay because Earl Goldwyn, Willis fellows. Contests of all kinds were lU'ller. Bill Casey and Charles Pln- Indulged Ui. swimming, running, kenstadt were spending tbe day at jumping, etc. It is reported that Coney Island. Charley Bernholz won the booby prize In tbe running race by (ailing ANSONIA A. C. ENTERS down and rolling .under the wire. It SECOND YEAR is said that Mrs. John Fischer won The Ansonia Athletic Club pass- the first prize in the swimming race ed Us first hlrthday last Saturday, for speed and grace — tbe prize be- July 2iHh. At the meeting on Fri- ing a beautiful cut class set. day, Hie election of officers was lii.hl, and the following officers se R. M. DIBBLE lucted fur the coming year: H. J. Coyne, president; J. J. Majlen, vice- REAI ESTATE AND INSURANCE president; J: L. Sehmltt, secretary; HI;d K. llaslam, treasurer. After reports were made it was WOTjL*Y found, that the club had met with success both socially and In tbe VALLEY STKEAM. L. I. aililuUu line.. They propose to make tins your of 1924-25 more sucuess- fu.l, especially in the way of ath- letics. P. J. SUPRTNA A DIP IN THE DEEP We Do Fancy Dyeing and Cleaning; Quite a crowd from the Valley u.oinred out to Lake Ronlconkonia Also Repairing and Pressing, :ind enjoyed the refreshing waters u'. that lake. The many, strangers Btckaway Avt., Opp. Park GREVERT'S SHOE STORE •/ THE SOURCE OF COMFORT FOR THE FEET MID-SUMMER CLEARANCE SALE All White Canvas Pumps and 02fords ;.; $1.95 :j Children's Sandals 95 ; x .-•. Men's Florsheim .*. 10.00 Oxfords and Shoes :... 8.85 .Dr. Kohler* Pomps and Oxfords for j Women, widths AA to D .... 7.95 ' Opposite Bohack'i , • Rockawav Ave.. Valley Stream » .•'*—«*—^ •'••!<-,l_._.:.... '.{'*.""'•"-"'•••• "' - GORDON'S VEGETABLES FRESH CLEAN , IRRESISTABLK *• — •' '". ' ' '*,' 1>'; ' THE REMARKABLE INCREASE IN OUR BUSINESS. IS* PROOF OP OUX MERCHANDISE BEINO THE BEST ! NEXT DOOR TO A & P STORK INTRUDERS would be good policy for the people of the Valley to inquire of such On hust Mouiiuy, July 28, a mar- roaming people, if they are residents ];i-t in.'ipc-ctor happened through our of the Valley. If not, either .refuse village uu the look out for different to buy or report auch intruders to violations. While going through the authorities for prosecution. ihe MI eel* of the Gibson Corpora- MORAL: Pull for the Valley or Pull lion, lie happened to come across a out. peddler .selling all kinds of fruits and vuKetablus. This particular A NEWCOMER peddlar came from Brooklyn. When Elwood Frederick Fossett arriv- qiii-.siiiined by the inspector, he ad- ed in The Valley on July 27 at 1 P. iicitii-il he- hud no peddlara licence, M., via the Stork Line, Limited Ex- a).-:o wus driving a car which belong- press. When he put his chubby lit- ed to anutlier person and bad no tle face into the air ut.42 Scranton licunce to opurute the car.^i-Hft-also avenii-j/vthere vas" much rejoicing Jiad a child peddling for him who by mamma and papa Fossett .and luiiiiii ii:d lo be 13 vears old and hac their many friends awaiting the no eri;ilL-niials which could allow him coming of the train. All well and lo work. happy, especially the six-pound ar- Tin? boas of the peddlars, a Mr rival, i T. llyi-.s of 747 liarbery Bt., Brook lyn, admitted to the negligence o AT LAST THEY ARE COMING liuviiiK tlireo violations against him State Bonus checks are arriving and offered as an excuse tnat i in Valley Stream. Last Wednesday v.-as his first visit to the Valley am morning th-e mail man carried ah en- promised not to intrude again. Sc velope'to George R. Kent, 91 Cath- ih new Hup- mobsle drives with delightful' ease. It is like a flash in get-away. GROENEWOLD-LTJDWIG. INC. "A Dependable House" 23 nOCKAWAY AVENUE VALLEY STREAM, N. Y. HENDRICKSON BROS. INC. GENERAL TRUCKING AND CONTRACTORS Excavating and Grading — Cinders and Top Soil SANI> AND TNI iilTOK. Kiru itticik lc:: y.'i'rs HK<> or vvlm .si ruiiii.ously objected In t'l.Milric DICK: HOWE liKht.s and rimniitK \valtti- I'lir lln> \allcy.' lint il i.s jusl ;IM rrrlain l» Our peoi'lo xTi;i;l iiiirl exte^.' ^ or '.0i'u su. hcui ty welcome to the new struct- in ure:i Hearing completion on Uucka- condition to fruition by buyiux in way avenue south of the railroad, i The Valley everything you need, Uy many it was thought that our providing, of course, prices are eijnal Village would be confined to the'lo elsewhere, wliirh they should he, north of the track only, but :lll(l generally are. l lie uiiforseen inilLi.x of Burfinesrt men who advcrliso in The Outlaw wish us lit f.lale Unit in i|imsl cf real homes, has changed They are dniiiK just that tiling. j;t-oy;rLUiliicully the section of where'SKIVING AT CITY 1'UICKS OU nuTchaul:; sliould locale. Undouht- L10SS. odly north of the track ban tho Save lini-e and money by palrnn- m-eatcr populntlon and will have for' il5lllK "lt!"' "'"' blly Kius r'JI> "K! rliy- 'vurwith the price you save In car- some time, especially if such sec- fare and the lank will never run tions as New City ure continued. <'ry. heretofore been faced with a crowded THK OUTLAW condition IB due In part to the vis- PUBLISHED FACH FRIDAY BY ion of the-school Trustee? In provid- WAT HOWE ing long ago for a building of such size and construction as to permit TNI I1ITOI. . CBHIOIIfO »T -^ of an Increase In facilities to care for DICK HOWE the Increased attendance. . When we consider the number of homes 'The ape can easily reach the mid- built In the-district and compare the Vile of his back and make the fur Ily. total registration now with years In' evolution, we have become short.-1 past it is proper that the citizens armed and stiff-jointed. A wise should feel a just pride in the abll- ' providence has caused us to lose an Ity of the district to meet conditions. •rj art that would suggest love and Despite'the fact that District 30 was .> marriage if we-want to be bcratched. partly formed from part of District 24, there has been an Increase In reg- ' IMPROVEMENT ' istration over last year of 140 child- ^CONTRIBUTED The -Trustees of Union Free School ren or approximately 30%. Tho Plstrlot Ho. 24. are calling a special present registration of 640 pupils meeting for the purpose of providing compares with 434 in 1921 and 410 for the erection of an addition to "> 1920. These figures reveal that the School-Building In order to care -time has come for provision of for the educational needs of the dls-further facilities and that we may trlct. This action is necessary nt continue to point with pardonable this time because of the phenomlnal Pride to our ample school provisions growth of the community in the the citizens must now take action.:, past few years • and the probable' :. ~ growth which existing conditions in- PULL FOE THE VALLEY OR dicates for the years Immediately PULL OUT - ahead. That this district baa not