Valentine sweethearta Monlque Gauthler and Derek Saxon share a romantic moment In between classes.
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..J S^-J. Chancellor ends eight year term
After eigM years as UT System Chan- retirenwnt as Chancellor. publk affairs and devetopment for dw UT cdkr, Hans Marie is stepping down effec In his resignation kt- System, sakl that dw court ruling had tive Sept 1,1992. to teach and perform ter, Mark cited his interest in nodung to do with the timing of Mark's reteuch in aeroqiace engiiwering. teaching as a main reason for resignation. Mark is a former deputy administrator resigning. "If I am to be of "He has so many reasonsto be proudof of dw NatkNul Aeroiuuitics and Space any use at alltothe d w Univer what the UT System has done under his Administration (NASA) and before diat, sity as a professor of Aero- leadership, in bringing new programs and Presklent Carter appointed him Secretivy qiace Engineering, I need to services to San Antonk and dw Valky, of die U.S. Air Force. Mark's accom- take tinw and leam what I have duit there would be absolutely no reason plishnwnts in scknce. administration and missed." he said. for himto diink diat he has done anything etbcation span more duui three decades In hisresignation letter but dwright things. and include leaching positions at The Maik highlighted the growth "He's been here dght years. There Massachusetts Institaite of Technotogy, and advancements in the UT have been other lawsuits that have been Stanford University and tlw University of System during his time as filed over the years.I'm sure, that have the California at Berkeley. As a sckndst. chancellor. "We have same magnitude as this one might have. Maik played a pioneeringrok in the study strengthened tlw economy of What I'm sayingto you is that he cotainly of x-rays from stars and performed early Texas by persuading "high took anindivklual action whkh was based work cm what cameto be known as black tech" indusbies to come to on his strong desire to return to some hoks. Texas. We have stiengthened things whkh he has neglected for a num In a Idterto Louis A. Beecherl, chair UT Syaiam Ctwncellor Nana Mailt raaigna to the scientific base in Texas by ber of years," Binder said. man of dw UT System Board of Regents, taadi and raaewch fulMkna In Septambar. being one of dw leaders in dw Binder does not diink dial dw lawsuit, Maik explained that "Eight years is long effort to bring the Super whkh is now being appealed by the state,' enough. The time has come for nwto tu m Maik hokb a faculty appointinent in CoUkkrto Texas . Wehavesubstiuitially will necessarily discourage any proqwc- over the reins to someone else who is tlw Department of AeroqMce Engineer increased the enrolbnent of students be tive applicants from seeking the younger and who will bring fresh kkas ing at UT-Austin and will be involved in longing to various minority groups. We Chancelkx's position. "I'm sure thatany- and new leadershipto th e job." fuU-tiiiw teaching and research upon his have made a good start in expanding the one who would want the job wouU be delivery of high quality higher education very concerned about making sure that, if in Soudi Texas." he or she got the job. the right dungs Maik's letter of resignation was writ would be done to correct any iiwquitks ten seven days after Texas State Judge that mightbe found. likeChancdlor Mark Benjamin Euresti ruled dw Texas Higher has done," Binder said, "Our moveto pu t Education System unconstitutional. The iww programs down in San Antonk) and LBATROS lawsuit was filed by dw Mexican Ameri the Valley started way before the lawsuit A!PRODUCTlOn S can Legal Defense Fund against Gover was ever filed." S nor Ann Richards, the Texas Higher Edu UTSA recendy received approval for PRESEXnS catkm Coordinating Board, Chancelkw its fust doctoral program. Maik, dw Board of Regents of dw UT UTSA President Dr. Samuel System and dozens of other groups and Kirkpatrick has invited Maik to lecture toad the wet sprocket indivkluals. IthingesondwCfictdiatfrom here later in the year. "He was here last 1970 to 1990, dw border regkn of Texas year and taught an honors semuiar on has received oidy three doctoral programs sckntifk enquiry. Maybe we can gd him -LIVE IN CONCERT- (one per million population) whik tlw back." KiilqKitrick said. average for the state has been 27 tinws SEEN ON higher. By Robert Schermertiom 120 MINUTES Dr. Gene Binder, executive director of Newa Editor
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ma •TTT" am SFORTS " / V\ i i \ UTSA gets on track UTSA's ttack leam has been exciting Coach Flanagan is ddighted that die dat yev. exeeding expectations. Lady 'Runners have gelled. He already This has Iwen one of the most memo sees this team as one of the Iwst in the rable aeaaons in recent history, with the nation and lielieves it has a bright future. learn breakoig seven achotd recoids after The mto's team, on the other hand, is achange fiom theTnns Atlantic Confer still improving. It is young, and witii more encett> th e Southland Conference. scholarship money from athletic director The change has been very positive for Boliby Thompson, they can he expecteid the team.In fid, the last time die women's 10 have an excdlent team in the future. leam was in a conference was in 1983-84, Valdis Cokeman has been exciting this with Ihe Oil Country Conference. year. Coach Jones thinks he is one of the The women's team has been sparked two l>est all-around qiirinlers the school by fieshman piienom Portia Matthews. has ever had. Theother isJasonContreras. She finislied first in the 200-meter dash Coleman won die 5S-meter run at the wilh a 24.36 time, a school record, and indoor track meet at Texas Tech. Unfor firstinlhelriplejump,41-O8.00,anNCAA tunately, he was troubled by a bad back provisional qualifier. Coach Brad Jones is and had to sldp die mile relay. touting Mattfiews as the greatest athlete Eddie Castillo, the team cqMain, is ever to attend UTSA, in any sport. begiraiingtocome on stn)ng,as are Rickey The women's leam captain, Rosalyn Rodriguez and Gary Guerrero. King, a National Qualifier last year, is A very common trait between both the also turning outagreat season. She boasted women's and men's teams is their aca a time of S6.32 in the 400-meter dash, demic dedication. A 'Runner may miss a which was good for-first place. She also practice for academic reasons, no ques placed lentil in the SS-meter dash. tions asked. The coaches put emphasis on Liza-Marie Hunter, also a National school, and it is paying off. Of the 18 Qualifier, scored a 5:03.72 time in the women on the team, 10 had over a 3.0 one-mile run. The time was lop in the GPA. conference. Joanne Kineard had atime of Along wi" ^'^awn Flanagan and Brad Catch a big on§ 10:12.24 in the 3O0O-nieler run, also tiie Jones, the has volunteer coaches top SLC time. The Roadrunners had a John Smitti, ^ Dunston and Roger time of 3:50.11 in the milerelay, and also Solier. Smith is a student assistant who All you fiesh water anglers out there, Hulson, the fish haven't been too ad led the SLC in the two-mile relay with a once ran for the team; Dunston was a five- you will be (leasedto kno w that the trout versely affected. The fish are still there, time of 9:31.04. time AU American: and Solier, a former fishing at Canyon Lake will be good to but with the deep water it tendsto sprea d Three fieshmen Lady 'Runners have Olympian, also ran for the 'Runners. excellent in die coming weeks. them out. There are still some nfce holes also shown great promise. Christina I spolce widi Express-News outdoor with a lot of fish in diem," he said. Ac Ramirez. Jennifer Moehrig and Carmen edilor Dan Klqjper last week, and he conUng to Hulson. die lake flow has been cut back to about 5.000 feet per second, Vep all nuke a good foundation for the By Ruban RotMit Martinez refened roe to Pat Hulson, who is in and Uiis poses no titreat when releasing future team. Contributing Writer charge of the hatchery and fidwry pro gram that has beenreleasing fi«shwater die trout. trout into Canyon Lake. I asked him if he Make sure, though, diat if you do plan expected the final release of tixwt wouM on going fishing at Canyon Udce, or any.> he ontime asoflastFridi^,Feb . 7. "As far where else for diat matter, you have a FAST EASY INCOMEI as I can seeright now , we willrelease the license and die proper stamps. This will Earn lOO's Weekly Stuffing envelop>es. fish on schedule," he said. help you avoid any trouble with the game Send self-addressed stamped envelope to: The lake has been forced to ci4>acity warden ifhe checks your catch. Licenses Extra Incomel P.O. Box 81169P Chicago. IL levels dueto recent rains, but according to are available at most Oshman's Sporting 60681-1699 Goods sbMCS or at most independent qxvt- ing goods Store.
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Ife thinks he through, in lay-man's toms. if I may: and dodge die Gladiators while you at deserves to (riay on the 1992 Siunmer rules die NBA as well as the Olympcs. ASSAULT. The Gladiator tries to tempt to put a ball into one ctf five buckets. Olymirics basketi>all team for die US A. It Unfortunately, he might be right Only peg you. the contestant widi tennis balls. The problem is dial the Gladiators can is his duty to decide which pb^rs are fit recently did he receive his first ejection You try to dodge them while running to pound you into die floori f they catch you. to participate, and his decisions are final. finm an NBA game. Perhaps that is cause various stations so you can peg him and JOUST. The Joust is Gemini's fa- This man is, of course, Michael Jor to hope. Have the referees finally realized win. voriteevent Hecalls it"the purest form of dan. "His Aimess" often feels die neces that this is the NBA, and die rules they THE WALL. You have to scale a one-on-one competition. If you lose, ev sity to dictate the whereabouts, scratch enforce are not the Jordan rules (sorry, I giant wall, racing the other contender. erybody gets to see you lose." The title tttai,where-nol-about5 ofDetroitPistons had to say it)? Let's hope so. Easy? Not since there's a Gladiator on says it all—^you stand on a platform and point guard Isiah Thomas. Jwdan has Pleased to beat you your tail, grabbing your ankles and at try to knock die Gladiator off of his, while said, repeatedly, that he does not want His name is Gemini, and he's BIG. tempting topul l you (rff . And you diought he tries to knock you off of yours. Don't Thomas to be included on the USA bas That's not just big, mind you, it's BIG. climbing a tree was hard. you just tove chivalry? ketball team this summer. What Mikey His mission is simple: defeat every male ATLASPHERE. Inside a ball, like THE ELIMINATOR. The final says, Mikey gets, right?Righ t contestant on American Gladiators. those hamsters play in. you ndl it to stra- event The Gladiators play only a minor The Olympic selection conunitee, of A few years back, Gemini (diat's not tegkally placed "scoring pods" in hopes role in this, as the contestants race each which Jordan is not a member, has failed his real name; "(lemini" is just a stage of getting more points than your Oppo odier to die finish line of an obstacle to select Thomas to the team so far. name) was shooting commercials. Then nent The Gladiators Uy to knock you off course. Whereas the NBA AU-Star game honors some ingenious mind invented the Gladi course. Asked if he was aUowed to reveal his season-by-season achievements, the ators for TV, and Gemini auditioned, just POWERBALL. Gemini says this is real name, Gemini paused, then conceded. OlympK team should include those play like he would for any televiskxi spot. the most challenging event because "it's "Gemini," he said proudly. ers who have contrilxited the most to the He'sa football veteran, having played game over the past four years. Who better in the NFL, the Canadian Football League than Isiah? His Detroit Pistons have won and tiie iU-fated United States Football two of die last three NBA titles, and he's League, so his services woe invaluable. been an All-Star every season of his ca Ife made the finalcut s and teamed up widi reer. Nilro, Tower and all die others. Sure, there are some good point But why is American Gladiators so guards out there. Magic, John Stockton popular? and Tim Hardaway are all great But Tho "Because anyone can do it," Gemini mas is no slouch,eidier.Soit'snot whedier said. "Everylxxly has the opportunity to Thomas is being replacedb y a less-dian- participate. We go to cities and they get adequate player, the question is one of their local heroes to compete against us." integrity. Is Isiah being slammed by There you have it right fiom the Michael (excuse die pun)? Since Jordan Gladiator's mouth. There is really no se says he won't play if Thomas plays, has cret about how the Saturday late-night Pi^3& the selection commilee overioc^ocd the program is so pc^Milar. latter and Imwed to the wishes of the What is die show like, tiwugh? Well, former? there are six events, pitting contestant mut® FRESH • HOT • FAST • FREE DELIVERY WE'RE OFFERING NURSES $5,000 CASH Phone 695-2215 Nurses with BSNs who join our healdi care team get $5,000 and the benefits that come with being an Army officer. You'U have ($8 dollar min. for delivery owtef) opportunities for paid continuing education, specialization, and travel. 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Some of die country's best adiletes are money for a pool to teach community flocking to Pak) Alto CoUege, not for swimming classes and water safety prac wonderful programs, but to use the new tices. By combining the capital, the city Olympic size pool. received a natatorium complete widi an The Natatorium has lieen operational extra wing of classes, a full weight room for over a month and its growing popular as well as a coUege gymnasium! ity has drawn Ihe attention of Urge insti Cooperation firomloca l experts helped tutions such as Noire Dame, Texas A&M further the pool's development. Gewge and die University of Texas. Btock. pool director of Nwthside Aquatic Many teams have abandoned their tra Center, donated his time and experience to the project Coach Bud Dalmond from ditional training sites to come to Pato Swlmmera at the Olympic pre-triala atrhre for more than their peraonal New Braunfels suppUed aU die support Alto. Indiana State, TCU and SMU have beat at the Palo Alto Natatorium. slated time for practice sessions for die equipment needed. The project was me- educationon the south sideof town. Block Antonio to have a competitive swim pro explained that numy high school students gram. Their team may choose to use the Palo Alto College is ttie second fastest growing in the aca grow up with die idea that Pato Alto pool for practice. Soon St cdlege is for someone else. By having the Edwards CoUege in Austin wiU create a college in ttie country. center availal>le, four surrounding school program. A major portion of UT and distiicts wiU be able to supplement diefa- A&M swim teams consists of San Anto athletks programs. mo high school alunuiL Last yeitf, Lydia upcoming year. Inaddition toprovidin g chankally engineered by Pool Tech and Block also staled, "The vision of local Morrow won a silver medal for the U.S. in local swimmers with a practice arena, the Goetting Systems. Mark Onielt, who is educators such as Terry DiCianna is to get the Pan Am Games l)ut didn't receive a swimming pool was built to benefit the also spending time on other projects, de students into coUege campuses through hint of recognitkm firom the press. surrounding schools and area polke de signed the facility. By suppmting local sports. These students' ideas wiU change. On Thursday, Feb. 6, die pool oCfi- partments. businesses, the Pato Alto Center has shown By being on campuses such as Pato Alto, ciaUy opened with a gala featuring many FOr some time the city-owned pool in to San Antonto and the counby die city's these students wiU see that coUege isn't an impottatit city officials. When die grand the area needed repairs.Th e city granted possibUities. impossil)ility. In an area where the high opening ceremonies were completed, the fundingtoreplaceit. A whUe back, money The diird reason the pool has been school drop out rate is astronomical, this dignitaries tfxk a back seat to interna was also set aside by Ihe poUce dq»rt- positively received lies with its location. pool may give die students in the area tional swimmers who demonstrated their ment to buikl a center to practice water Pak) Alto College is the second fastest confidence to at least finish high sch x)l, if talents Fbb 7.8 and 9 in die U.S. Olympic rescues. Along widi polke and city fi growing college in the country. Originat not to go on to coUege." pre-trials. The competition was the last nancing, Pak) Alto and the Alamo Com ing firom a patch of extra land on Kelly In September, Trinity University wUI chance in die United States tocompele for munity College District had reserved AFB, the coUege is the only center of be Ihe first university or coUege in San die U.S. Olympk Swim Team. Competitors firom over 40 other coun tries will gather experience on an Olym pk level environment and see what the U.S.hastooRier. Now with major events on the way, swimming is the rage, and Now, you can aJiora to own a aisfmctive with the new Palo Alto Center, San Anto ibwnJiome close to im U1 bA. nio wiU be in the middle of it By Tracey Shuiz Stop throwing rent away. Aaaoc. Features Editor
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^ B 3 n B STORY BY BC PATTISON ART BY TRAVIS COOK No inkling of the crisis liack home had were stiU at it I. Since my career as a successful writer "Waldens! for smallzy, famUy style TV shows had May I have your atten kept me away firom home to these many tion please!" The noise years. I knew nothing about it until the ceased and I began. "I phone rang. It was my brother Jim-Bob, have good news and who said, "Come a-mnnin' brother, yore badnewsforyou.Fir5t famly needs ye!" I immediately hopped the bad news. Since on die first plane to Concoid to aid my this Henley guy has famUy— "The Waldens." already been on TV, The entire clan was assembled in our you don't have a ancestral home's large Uving room. I {vayer of selUng diis entered quiedy and stood in the back. Our farm, because, pef^le famUy patriarch, Grandpa-Bob, was evi being what they are— dendy in the mkkUe of one of his famous mindless, tirades because he was fiothing at the undiscerning sheep mouth like a mad dog. yelling and ranting that is, they beUeve and raving. whUe everyone else sat in everydiing they see on fearful and attentive silence. Oh how this TV. I know, I write scene Ixought back my youthful memo TV shows for dial very ries of growing up in and around Walden audience. So you're Pond!_ just going to have to "Waaal. It's Uke I was a-teUin' ye," live widi being poor." Gram^Bob beUowed. "It's diem dad "Ain't nothing new Masledhippiesagaui! It'slhemconsamed about that," grumbled hippies I tdl you!" Dad-Boy. "What about them hippies?" asked "What's the good Dad-Boy. news?" asked Jim- "Waaal it's like I was a-sayin'. We've Bob. been a-waitin'fer years tocas h in on this "The good news is here pnqierty, but every consamed time you can vent your an ye him around them dad Masted hippies is ger on these." I pulled a-keq>in' us from a-doin' it!" out a big pack of tar I leaped feet first into the brief sUence gets with Thoreau's provided by the old man's effcMt totak e in pictureonthem. "Here new oxygen. "Say, aren't hippies a rela you go Grandpa-Bob. tively recent ciiltival phenomenon whose Take diese out back existence is primarily a req)onse, albeit a sensusof muttered agreement in the room. famous. Yourememt)erinthe60'swhen and pei^r them with your shotgun." decade or so later, to die overpowering "After nearly two hundred years of aU them hippies started coming aiound. "Waaal I'll be a-usin' double aught social ivessure to confonn placed on waitin* for the big city to grow out to our looking at the pond and doin' aU diose buckshot on these here varmints!" bel people inl9S0's Amerka?" farm, it finaUyhas . NowourfarmiswtHlh drugs?" lowed Grandpa-Bob gleefully before dis- "Waaal lookee here ye smartee pants, something. Some big shot real estate "Yes." appearing-out the back door. jest cuz ye made it clean up to high school, devekqier wants to put up a bunch of "WeU this Don Henley with the pony "And because your arthritis bothers don't ye stand diar an teU ME..." condoms around the pond. Gonna pay us tail was one of them. Now he wants to you so much Grandma-Bob, you can just "Bob-Bob!" He was cut off as every lots a-money too." btow our big chance to git rich—allcu z of sit in your chair and stkk pins in diese body yeUed my name at once. They "That's conDOs," said Nealan Bob- this here Thmeau." voodoo dfAl replicaso f your two favorite gathered around me, hugging me and Boy. "My goodness, don't you know by "Waaal it's like I was a-sayin'. Yore hiiqpies." wekoming me home. There was Grandpa now the difference between condoms and Great-Great-Grandpappy-B(A> tole me "Wheeeeeeee! Hey look everybody, & Grandma-Bob, Mom & Dad-Boy, my condos? I sure do." about this here hqipie Thoreau when I was they make right dandy pin cushions!" sister Mary Ellen-Boy, and my two brodi "Waaal ifn anybody would know it it just a youngun'. Thcxeau asked ifn he Grandma-Bob was plainly ecstatic. ^ ers— die aforementioned Jim-Bob, and woukl be you." Grandpa-Bob started. could camp out by die pond for a week "Nowtherestofyoucanwearoutyour I" lastiy, my baby brodier Nealan Bol>-Boy, "It's like I was a-tellin' ye..." end but ended iq) stayin' neariy a year and aims on these dart boards widi the photo-& who was the lone Walden with a variant "As I was sayin'," said Mary EUen- ahalf—lo(Ain'at the pond an doin'drugs graph of you know who on them. Hey, -^ sexual (mentation. Boy. thankfuUy cutting off die good gray and a-carryin* on. Th^ had to run him off don't crowd, there's plenty of projectiles '_^ When aU greetings had been given and geezer in mid-stride. "This here big shot widi consamed shotguns! And HE had a for all! And diere's fivebuck s to the first S received. I stood room center and bade my was a-gonna pay us a lot a-money for the dad blasted pony tail too!" one to hit Donny's pony tail!" IN) famUy lake their seats while I addressed farm until this here big shot hippie singer My famUy started in yammering and I was very nearly trampled by an emo- them. "Now, would somebody—prefer with a pony tail, named Eton Henley, shouting back and forth at each odier, ttonal herd of Waldens bent on releasing ably not Grandpa-Bob— please tell me came on TV and started tiying to get trying to out do everybody else with in years of finistration and anger. Istqqied 7 what's going on?" people to 'SAVE WALDEN POND' — sults aimed at Thoreau and Henley. I back, pondering the situation, and found S Mary EUen-Boy q[xAe. "Well, as you lUce it was gonna dry iq> or something." paced toand fit),wrackin g my brain for a myself enjoying the sights and sounds of i weU know, we Waldens have always been "Why does he want to save it?" I said. solution to this monumental |»oblem. tomorrow's family memories. 3 dirt poor. AU we ever had is litis here "WeU diis here guy named Thoreau Finally, I had it I raced out die door and Hmmnimmm. I wonder if I can work this stagnant pond and the Uttered hmd suc- Uved next to it fcr awhile way back when. motored in to town for the suppUes I up into a TV series? rotuidingit" Tiiere was a rumbling con- Then he wrote a bo(4c about it and got real needed, and forthwidi relumed. They M A SE Metal gets 'Massacre'-ed Massacre... to most of you, diis word ya guess it? Can ya, can ya? Is it ummmn, conjures up visions reflecting die Tate- could it be... Death?! Yq), diat's it. Labianca murders, the Luby's slayings, Lee generates the lyrics fw diis re or even the exptoits of Ted Bundy. lease, and they're complete with the big- However, any dk-harddeath metal fan n-impressive words, tense images and wiU immediately recognize diis as the cdossal dread that is vital to death metal. name of one of the most progressive deadi But Massacre goes further and amends metal hands around. And the members of this formula with their own clear musical Massacre become excellent tour guides style and penchant for becoming ptoneers tlvough their latest release "From Be in the unearthly techniques which they yond." utilize in their musk. "From Beyond" wiU draw in many This releaseinclude s a rqjetitious dis new fans and leave the already perpetual course on death, including painful de- devotees satiated as they inhale the ahnost scriptmns of rotting corpses. "Biohaz- too-beastial voke and gnashing lyrks anl"isan attempt to reflect environmental which Kam Lee forces from his dia concerns, but mostiy it depicts the "Ran phragm. cid Infecttous Decay" of human flesh Lee's voke, for me anyway, is really after a nuclear holocaust. Mmmm, annoying. But I guess diat goes along mmmm, good. with the whole death metal thing. With "Corpse Grinder," another memorable Rkk Rozz on guitar, Terry Butler with the song, recounts experiences with bass, and B (From left) Massacre memiMra Rick Rozz, Terry Butler. Kam Lee and Bill Andrews come to get you "From Beyond." I dunk this compilation of damnation any time soon, but if you like death metal, is actually pretty cool, and I would advise I can almost guarantee that you'U want to anyone who is interested in deadi metal to hunt down Massacre's "Fitom Beyond." check it out It nuy not be for fanckrs of DebbieGib8on,aiidnaturaUy,Grandma's DeatiimetalGPA: 3.6 not going to be getting into the nwsh pit By Lorrie Sima Seniority aoBdiMr'tgMnf AHa ft Entertainment Editor has its privikfe& Roommate Needed 2 roomsfo r rent Call 599-1343 after 5 p.m. i SaweUpto$100! Campua SouMi BooknoT* 14031 RoadnMWMT Way Valentine's Day Sale SEE THE RING MAN! i Fab. 11. 11 >jn.-6 pjn. Fab. 12, 11 am.-S p.m. < Well, kiddies. It's time for orv On the Sabtxith we will find Ide- Presidanrs Day. so I suggest every you to send me something useful, other Installment of super-happy- ds. Big Drag and Love Hoisler at one call up Bush and wish him a even If it's just a joke you read on events-calendar-for-the-week. For Tacdand. We will also find Sonny nice day and ask him to please the bathroom wall of Mama's starters, I'm reoHy depressed be Bono celebrating his 57th B-day. stop throwing up on worid dipto- HoftDTou. Mayt>e even on thie left cause no one has come in to drop (You see v^iot happens when YOU mats. wall in the left stall of the women's anything off. SoJ'm sitting hereon don't contribute). Well, thot's It for this week. For bathroom. Mayt>e. by my lonesome. Wearing nothing Monday Is nothing other than the next issue of The Paisano I want but a coon-skIn cap. I hope you feel guilty, txit I know you don't. I shoukj give you the dates of every Samba Lesson and Painting show on KLRN. But I don't want to stoop to that, so I'll stoop to this Instead... About all that'shappeningTues- day Is the Cowboy Junkies'release of their new album "Bkack-Eyed Mon." If you venture over to the article Meredith wrote on It you may find that It's a pretty monu mental day. Ormaytjenot. Wednesday is Lincoln's bMtKkiy. I suggest that since he's not here you should guzzle some Bud for him. Or Just don a really goofy k)oking hat and walk around quot ing the old guy. Either way is a great tribute. On Thursday. Mark Allen, one of The Paisano's extremely hip advi sors, is performing a poetry read ing featuring one of my absolutely most favorite poets. Geoffrey Chaucer, at 7:30 p.m. If I weren't heading out to The Showcase for the World Bizone show (vt/ith Spunk opening), I'd definitely be there. Friday just so happens to be Valentine's Day. And in light of that you shoukd go snuggle up with your favorite cnew toy. But, since that may seem a bit unrealistte for some, there's tons of other stuff happening. For starters, those loopy guys at The Showcase are promising you a memorable time when they bring you Massacre, Grove, and San AntonkJ's own In cision. Another choice is to check out the Mikey Bliss show over at Tacdand. Of course, you could find your own damn party If you don't like my suggesttons. Or. you couWjust come visit me. Remem ber the coon-cop? Saturday: On this day back In 1979. Ttie Temple City Kazoo Or chestra cbsed *The Mike Douglas Show' by performing Mike's guest theme with support from guest kazooers David Brenner. Cheryl TIegs.LeeGrant.andLou "The Hulk' Ferigno...FYI. Oh, yeah. Ctiain Drive. Grand Worthogs. and GDX wlHbeatTocolandtoday. Andthe de De-Mllltarized Zone (DMZ) wUI be presenting to y'all the txind. SIraMoid. from Austin, along with Ihlfd Leg from San Marcos, and PwturtjedondJMed. From what I hear this is a night for taking a cheap date. rjtXFjyjyjAyjnt^M l^v//'.^yA^^^^Vlfy;«yiV.^A'^^^^Vhv«yyyi>A^\\v«^.:t•«•r^^ A <^E 'Cowboy Junkies' get their fix Cowlioy Junkies have relumed and aoond better then ever. Widi the much anticipated release of the new Cowboy JunloesalbiDn.diedoldnim-bound Ameri can music scene wUl receive a much needed injection of creativity and origi nality. "Black-eyed Man." die fourth album fhMn die Toronto-based Cowboy Junkies, is an outstanding exiiibition of the band's skiw, harmonic and, at times, gritty style. A variety of acoustk instruments create an intense sound unk|ue to Cowlioy Junk ies. The lyrics, written by guitarist^pro- ducer Michael Timmins and Townes Van Zandt were inspiredliydieCowboy Junk ies' 1990 tour for Uieir diird album, "The Cautkm Horses." "It was die whole rock'n'roU, on-die- road romance," sakl Timmins in reiT - encetothe 1991 tour. That statement may give you some idea of the intensity of their (From left) The Cowboy Junklea are Alan Anton, Margo TImmlna, Michael Timmins and Paler Tknmlns. latest woric, but if not, "Black-Eyed Man" is now on sale I%b. 11. ing of some strange and wonderful tale tempered voice of a^erMargo Timmins. "Soudiem Rain," which details die "Black-Eyed Man" cannot be Uinist from the realm of everyday life. Mkhael Her vocal styUngs are firighieningly emotions of a spumed wife, is die first into die pits of musical heU on any ac Hmmins' cogent and simplistk lyrical reminiscent of die late Patsy CUne. Even single lo be released. Singer John Prine count Each tinck ban impassioned tell- style blem^ degandy widi the sweet- trashy numbers, such as "Murder. To joins Margo for an interesting duet titled, night In The TraUer Park," cannot hide "If You Were die Woman and I Was die the beauty of Margo's voice,. 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