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Volume 23. Issue 1. DURHAM, N. H., SEPTEMBER 29, 1932. Free

WOMEN STUDY HOME PROGRAMS THE EXETER INN NOTICE NEW DORMITORY JOHNSON NAMED PARMENTER MADE MORE THAN MEN HIT DEPRESSION OPEN TO PUBLIC ENDS CROWDING YMCA SECRETARY SCHOOL DOCTOR There will be a meeting of to the freshman men heelers for Scott Hall Houses 120—Re­ Tekes Lead Fraternities for Extension Service Flans 23 Smart Hotel Dedicated Also Teaches Orientation Experienced in College Med­ Phillips Exeter Grad- the staff of T he N ew H a m p­ leases Ballard and Com­ ical Departments—Has iear—Theta U Heads Course tor Kural Women shire tonight at seven o’clock in Courses in History— Occupies Site of Old mons to Men Sororities —Covers Food and the offices of T he N ew H a m p ­ Heads Religious Taught at Harvard Grad’s House Clothing shire in the basement of T The architectural beauty and ma­ Groups Medical School Hall. It is important that all terial comfort of the campus has been The women on this campus are In memory of Colonel William greatly assisted with the completion slightly more intelligent than the men, Boyce Thompson of the class of 1890 who have signed up or intend MEMBER OF BRITISH With “depression” features in the of a new women’s dormitory, new ten­ Dr. Gilbert R. Johnson has been en­ or so it would seem from the aver­ of Phillips Exeter Academy, Mrs. An­ to sign up be present. Absence limelight, the 1933 home program of nis courts, and a new athletic prac­ gaged as Secretary of the Y. M. C. A. RED CROSS IN WAR ages received by them during the past thony Drexel Biddle, Jr., and her the state Extension Service will pro­ will count against you. tice field. to fill the vacancy made by the resig­ year. mother, Mrs. William Boyce Thomp­ vide a 23-subject course in home eco­ Scott Hall, the new women’s dorm­ nation of Benjamin F. Andrew. This list of averages also shows son, have presented to Phillips Exeter Coached Football Under Famed Percy nomics for rural women, according to itory, immediately catches the eye as Dr. Johnson comes to this campus that those women belonging to soror­ the beautiful Exeter Inn, which Haughton While at Harvard plans just made by county home-dem- N H TWO bF.. 600Aa?U in an entirely different capacity than ities had a higher average, 77.55, than opened to the public a week ago on the non-sorority women, 77.04, while onstration agents and state special­ a beautiful and needed addition to our any previous Christian Work Secre­ the site of the old Graduates’ House buildings. This dormitory was named tary. He will head all religious activ­ the non-fraternity men received high­ ists. in Exeter. Dr. Derric C. Parmenter has ac­ A live-at-home program will be UNIVERSITY HAS for Dr. Scott, who came to this cam­ ities on campus and at the same time er marks, 74.04, than those belonging The Inn is situated on the corner of cepted the position as University Phy­ stressed in the foods and nutrition pus from Hanover together with Dean teach orientation courses in the His­ to fraternities, 73.66. Pine and Front streets and will be sician in the new Harvey A. Hood work which will be directed by Miss Pettee. He remained in connection tory Department. This superiority on the part of the open to the travelling public as a first House. He has assumed the duties Elizabeth Ellis in Coos, Hillsborough 1639 STUDENTS with this University until the time Dr. Johnson received his A.B. from women, as evidenced by their marks class hotel catering to both permanent of Dr. Arthur W. White, his predeces- and Cheshire counties. This pro­ of his death which occurred about Muskingum College in 1916. He then r. is proven by their average of 77.34 and transient guests. It is said to be gram will include “budget” gardens to three years ago. One hundred and went on to Princeton where he re­ Dr. Parmenter comes to the Univer­ against that of 73.98 of the men. one of the most up-to-date and mod- provide year-around supply of vege­ Enrollment Exceeds 1931 twenty women are accommodated here ceived his M.A. in 1920, and in 1922 he sity with a wide field of experience in The Theta Upsilon sorority led the ernly equipped inns in the country. tables; food-preservation meetings to who previously lived in the Commons was awarded a Ph.D. by the Univer­ college work. He graduated from women with 79.70 while the Phi Alpha The furnishings and appointment Entries Contrary to Ex­ teach up-to-date methods of canning and Ballard Hall. The releasing of sity of Edinburgh. Harvard in 1913 where he played cen­ fraternity led the men with 79.64. of the Inn are of the Colonial period fruit, vegetables and meat: aids in pectations these houses has greatly assisted in From 1922 to 1929 he served as ter for two years on the Harvard var­ The list of the fraternity averages and compare favorably with any hotel “stretching” the food dollar; instruc­ discontinuing the crowded condition of Professor of Religion at Muskingum sity. After graduation he immediate­ are as follows: of a similar type in America. tion in the kinds, amounts and costs the other men’s dormitories so evident ly entered the medical school, earning rank The dining room will accommodate Despite the general opinion that the of food needed to “maintain minimum during the last few years. his way through by part time coach­ Phi Alpha, 79.64 1 comfortably two hundred persons and number of students enrolling in the health” of the family; instruction to Probably the greatest surprise to ing of the football team. In 1917, Phi Delta Upsilon, 74.89 3 will be operated on the American University of New Hampshire this help women carry on relief work in the majority of the students is furn­ having received his M.D., he served a Alpha Gamma Rho, 73.65 8 plan. There is also a private dining year is below that of last year, statis­ their communities; and emergency ished by the six new tennis courts short interneship at the Massachu­ Pi Kappa Alpha, 72.98 12 room for small parties up to fifty. tics from the Registrar’s office prove now being completed at the rear of Lambda Chi Alpha, 74.07 5 information on selection and prepara­ otherwise. The total enrollment this setts General Hospital and went with There are sixty well furnished and Fairchild and Hetzel Halls. These the British Red Cross serving with the Kappa Sigma, 73.64 9 tion of low-cost foods. September is 1,639 as compared with equipped rooms, forty-four with bath. courts are constructed of tar and cin­ rank of Captain until 1919. Alpha Tau Omega, 73.43 10 The educational work in clothing The manager is Edward F. Nash, 1,636 a year ago. is planned to assist home-makers, in der base with a green slate-dust sur­ After being mustered out Dr. Par- Theta Chi, 73.73 7 a former Haverhill resident, with There are 304 freshmen entering face. The attractive walls, drives, and economizing and includes clothes re­ the Liberal Arts College, making' a menter then returned to Harvard to Phi Mu Delta, 74.04 6 hotel experience from Florida to New grass plots surrounding them make a coach football under the famous Percy Delta Epsilon Pi, 73.39 11 modeling clinics and coat schools and v 0rk. total of 1,094 students. The College instruction in such topics as “spend­ distinct improvement on the appear­ Haughton and later under Coach Fish­ Theta Kappa Phi, 74.61 4 The Inn is one of the smart places of Technology claims 129 new men ing the clothing dollar” and “clothing ance of the University. Four similar er. In addition to his coaching du­ Tau Kappa Epsilon, 7’5.96 2 to dine within easy driving distance and a total of 381. There are 21 life-savers.” It will be offered prin­ courts for women are being con­ ties at this time he was also an In­ Alpha Kappa Pi, 71.74 14 of the University. Students, faculty freshmen entering the two year Agri­ cipally in Belknap, Rockingham and structed near the road on the plot of structor in the Hygiene Department. Theta Upsilon Omega, 72.39 13 members, and visitors of the Univer­ cultural course and 39 new students ground in front of Scott Hall. Grafton counties under the super­ He soon became more attached to Sigma Alpha Epsilon, 71.60 15 sity will appreciate this long sought enrolled in the four year course with During the summer the University’s vision of Miss Hazel E. Hill. teaching than coaching and upon the Sorority averages: ^ addition to local hotel service on a total of 131 students in the College dairy herd was installed in its model The home-management emergency loss of the head of the Hygiene De­ crowded week-ends such as Home­ of Agriculture. lodgings on the Concord Road. Here training aims for “wise spending” Of the total enrollment of the Uni­ partment he became acting1 head of Theta Upsilon, 79.90 1 coming, Dad’s Day, and Winter Car­ they can be seen in a thoroughly mod­ this department. In 1924 he gave Phi Mu, 79.27 2 through the use of account record nival. It is understood that Manager versity, 1,194 are men and 445 are ern environment where quality and books, the restoration of 800 pieces of women. The freshman class claims up this position to assume the Alpha Chi Omega, 77.92 3 ^ash will give special attention to purity of milk are main objectives. head of the Industrial Clinic at the Chi Omega, 76.19 6 furniture, kitchen improvement and student parties, dinners, teas, and sixteen repeat students from last The stone wall has been completed interior decorating with the “wealth Massachusetts General Hospital. Re­ Pi Lambda Sigma, 76.48 5 hnnquets. year’s entering class. around the pond and in place of the of material in woodsheds or attics taining at the same time an instruc- Kappa Delta, 77.43 4 old wooden bridge there is a large con­ torship in the Harvard Medical School, Alpha X i Delta, 75.93 7 which should be in the living rooms.” crete culvert and stone bridge. The Miss Ann F. Beggs will supervise he continued in this double capacity Fraternity average, 73.66 beach was also covered with fine sand until 1927 when he resigned to spe­ these and other projects in Carroll, Non-Frat average, 74.04 R X RUDD WINS to make it more comfortable for those cialize in Industrial Medicine. Dur­ Merrimack, Strafford and Sullivan DURHAMITES IN University average, 74.92 who are learning to swim. ing- this period he acted as Medical counties. Men’s average, 73.98 A new freshman athletic field was Consultant to the Massachusetts This system of giving only one Sorority average, 77.55 POLITICAL GAME SCHOLARSHIP completed by grading the area to the Board of Health and Medical Advisor type of home-economics training in a N on-Sorority average, 77.04 rear of the horse barns at the west of the Massachusetts Association of University average, 74.92 county each year was adopted in 1932 end of Brackett Field. Industries. for the first time. It is believed that Women’s average, 77.34 The interior of the dairy building is College and in 1929 he became Dean Dr. Parmenter called attention to rural women now receive greater ben­ Four Professors and Two Violet Wootton, N. Eiseman being rearranged and repaired; new of the School of Religion and Social the fact that the office hours of the efit in that more intensive instruction Students on Ticket for Also Awarded Prizes for ice-cream hardening machines are also Science at Parsons College where he is possible than under the old plan of Hood House have been arranged def­ Representative Proficiency being installed. A minor improvement remained until he was called here. initely with classroom hours in mind. scattering all efforts over the entire is the filling-in and discontinuance of “I’m not merely here to keep the MACMILLAN ON state. The office hours are: 7:30 A. M. to the dump at the rear of Memorial machine running,” said Dr. Johnson, 9:00 A. M., 1-2 P. M., and 4:30-5:30 The detailed programs for each line Stanford may have their Hoover, Ralph Corlis Rudd of Durham is Field. “but to see that the machine takes us P. M. The morning hour allows for of home-extension work are as fol­ and Harvard their Roosevelt, but the the winner of the Valentine Smith somewhere.” He explained that by students wishing to be excused from LYCEUM COURSE lows : University of New Hampshire will scholarshio award according to a this he meant that whether the ma­ their eight o’clocks to get there be­ Home management— Kitchen meet­ be represented in the forthcoming bulletin issued by Dean Charles H. chinery of Christian Work was kept fore the class meets. ings to show women how to reduce the Pettee. John Maddock of North Sa­ UPPERCLASSMEN Commander Donald B. MacMillan, elections by both undergraduates and running or not did not matter as long The doctor stated that the Hood hours of labor in the kitchen, organize lem, Richard Nielson of Plaistow, and as students were shown how to face the Arctic explorer, is the first fea­ faculty. Robert Tighe, class of House was the finest college infirmary small equipment in units near stove, Herbert Silcox of Dover placed sec­ ture of the University Lyceum Course. 1933 and a member of the Pi Kappa the problems of everyday life. that he had ever come in contact with, work area and sink, and made a ten- Alpha fraternity, attended the state ond, third, and fourth in the compe­ AID FRESHMEN He stated that he believed in the On Wednesday, October 12, he will year plan for kitchen improvement. and that because of these facilities it Democratic convention and introduced tition respectively. teaching of history as a means of would be possible to handle many give an illustrated lecture entitled Help for communities interested in a plank providing for the reduction of The Valentine Smith scholarship is The Freshman Sister Plan has been greater achievements. His philoso­ cases which had hitherto been sent to Twenty-five Years in the Arctic. organizing their community kitchens school superintendents in the rural given through the generosity of organized with great care this year in phy of life as he expressed it is based Dover. He expressed approval in the Commander MacMillan, who comes to require less labor for the people districts. William Grimes, class of Hamilton Smith of Durham. It is order that upperclass girls may real­ upon the art of living together. fact the rates are to remain exactly from Bowdoin, always has been re­ who work in them. Restoration proj­ 1934 and a member of Sigma Alpha worth one hundred dollars a year and ize their aim to minimize difficulties Dr. Johnson hopes to have several the same as they have been up to ceived enthusiastically by Durham ect to restore furniture with broken Epsilon fraternity, is a candidate is good for four years if reasonable that arise by helping the freshmen in prominent speakers here during1 the now, that is, a dollar a day. There is audiences. seats or damaged wood. Wise spend­ their adjustments and to increase in year for discussion and personal con­ Other features to follow Commander from Dover for Democratic repre­ scholarship is maintained. It is a possibility that the Hood House ing, a project on budgeting the fam­ our University friendship, unselfish­ tacts with the students. He also gave MacMillan in the Lyceum Course in­ sentative of Ward 2. awarded to the graduate of an ap­ may be used in the future to teach ily’s expenditures. Interior decora­ ness and human kindness. Cap and the impression that he would never be clude moving pictures of famous op­ Among the faculty we find two proved high school or academy who elementary medical care to pre-medi­ tion work to instruct women in know­ unique situations. “ Dad” Henderson has the most thorough preparation Gown sponsors this plan and Doro­ too busy to talk with students. cal students. This possible instruc­ eras, the Utica Jubilee Singers, the ing good backgrounds for their rooms, thy Kessler, the President, was on Harvard Glee Club, and the Jitney and Professor Wellman are candi­ for admission. Examinations are tion is made probable by the excel­ good finishes for their floors and ceil­ dates upon both the Republican and held at Thompson Hall in English, campus during Freshman Week to lent laboratory facilities which the Players in the comedy, A Trip to ings, suitable arrangement of furni­ start work with the freshman girls. Scarborough. Democratic tickets. Both are confi­ American history, algebra, plane Hood House affords. ture, and well-placed artificial light, dent of success as can be expected. geometry and either physics or chem­ The organization consists of sixteen FACULTY MEMBERS During the past week between and properly treated windows. The next two candidates present a istry. committees of three members, one a forty and sixty students have visited Clothing— Fitting and using a pat­ more serious aspect to, the situation Rudd is the son of Dr. Herbert chairman, which work with nine or the Hood House each day and it is CLASSICAL CLUB tern, foundation patterns, coat as Professor Harry Smith, Democrat, Rudd, professor of philosophy at the ten freshmen each. Correspondence HAVE ACCIDENT expected that the average will be schools, children’s clothing instruc­ is opposed to Professor Arthur John­ University, and attended Phillips was carried on during the summer. about fifty during the rest of the year. tion, _ pattern variation, spending the son, Republican. Both men are mem­ Andover academy. Fifty-three fresh­ The groups visit new girls at the ear­ Next Sunday afternoon from 2-4 Hood TO MEET AGAIN clothing dollar, clothes remodeling bers of the economics department and men competed for the scholarship. liest opportunities and report what Last Sunday afternoon an automo­ House will again be open to visitors. clinic, clothing life-savers. it is sincerely hoped that the struggle In the same bulletin it was an­ they have accomplished each week to bile belonging to Mrs. Helen W. Nutrition and foods—Series of for political prominence will not»re- nounced that Violet B. Wootton of Cap and Gown. This plan, by en­ Leighton, manager of the University meetings on keeping fit, budget gar­ couraging the girls to show what tal­ Dining Hall, was struck by a reckless The Classical Club will function sult in any serious split in the de­ Wolfeboro, and Nathaniel J. Eiseman, WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT dens, instruction in food preserva­ ents and abilities they have, should driver. this year under the leadership of Mr. partment. of Bethlehem, sophomores, had been tion, training schools in stretching the prove valuable to the University as Walsh of the Latin department. There awarded the Brigham scholarships In the machine were Mrs. Leigh­ food dollar, food buying, school lunch, well as an aid to the freshmen. will be no set meeting time, but the for maintaining high scholastic aver­ ton, Mrs. H. F. McLaughlin and Mr. Herman D. Edgerly, a member of and serving well balanced meals for Members of the faculty who are in­ and Mrs. Thorsten Kalijarvi. The members will gather, about a dozen ages during their freshman years the senior class, was married recently community groups; emergency food- NOTICE terested in helping are: Mrs. Norman times during the year, to witness in­ while earning a portion of their ex­ party had been to visit some relatives in Whittier to Miss Natalie N. White and-nutrition assistance to unem­ Alexander, Miss Lura F. Aspinwall, teresting programs, which will include penses at the University. of Mrs. Leighton in Hollis, N. H., and of West Ossipee. Mrs. Edgerly is a ployed; round-table meetings for Mrs. Edward Y. Blewett, Miss Irma G. were returning through Rockingham. graduate of the Colby Junior College outside speakers and Latin slide lec­ The attention of the student body is Bowen, Miss Ethel L. Cowles, Mrs. mothers to make a study of child called to a new offering by the Uni­ An oncoming car attempted a sudden at New London. tures. problems. Richard Daland, Miss Margaret R. Ho- The club is mainly for those people versity. It is a pioneer effort in the left hand turn into a lane, and col­ Mr. Edgerly is the vice-president ban, Miss H. Gwendolyn Jones, Miss lided with the rear of Mrs. Leighton’s of the Student Council and president who intend to teach Latin, or who teaching of government. A topic of Gwenyth M. Ladd, Mrs. Carl Lund- THIEVES RAID machine. Witnesses assert that only of the Athletic Association. He has are particularly interested in the The Department of Education vital interest will be considered each holm, Mrs. Gordon P. Percival. week by some prominent figure in lo­ Professor Kalijarvi’s expert driving pitched on the varsity baseball team classics. Officers and committees will makes the announcement of its change The sixteen committees are made cal, state, or federal political life. The prevented a more serious collision. for two years. He was graduated be elected at the first meeting of the of headquarters. It was formerly FRATERNITIES up of the following girls: Gertrude lectures will be open to all who are The other machine was licensed in from Kennet High School in Conway season. Those desiring to join will located in the lobby of Murkland Chamberlain, Sally Zolkos, Elvie interested without registration. The Maine ayd its driver in New York. and New Hampton before coming watch the bulletin Doard in room 114, Hall, but is now installed in the old Tieri, Marion Hough, Lillian Matthieu, course may be taken for credit by The former was not insured, police here. For the present the newlyweds Murkland Hall, for notice of the first Infirmary, or Bickford House, on Gar­ Charlotte Hunkins, Dorothy Calnan, properly registered students, in which Chief of Police Bourgoin escorted the latter to the Exeter jail. are planning to live in Durham. meeting. rison Avenue. Florence Bartlett, Izola Prohaska, Eva case the work will consist of attend­ Promises Immediate Wentzell, Helen Thompson, Conrad- ance at the lectures, completion of as­ ene Bowen, Alice Towle, Elizabeth signed readings, and participation in Action Farmer, Nan Pearson, Miriam Ryder, two class periods each week, during Charlotte Scripture, Virginia Hixon, which the assigned readings and lec­ by Didge Ruth H. Johnson, Margaret Rossell, tures will be discussed. There will be HAVE YOU SUBSCRIBED FOR According to Chief of Police Louis Dorothy Williams, Helen Crooks, Es­ a final examination at the close of each Bourgoin a number of fraternities term covering all work done. The telle Pray, Mary O’Leary, Edna Dre- have already been victimized by key, Gabrielle Grenier, Constance Ha- course carries ten units credit and will sneak-thieves this term, the members zen, Janet Babcock, Anne Nash, Nata­ meet on Monday, Wednesday, and Fri­ Try Our New Soda Fountain. You Otye Nnti ijjampahtr? of at least one house sustaining a lie Stevens, Margaret Fields, Bessie day at 11:00, the lectures to be given heavy loss. The names of the fra­ Leach, Lillian Holt, Prucia Laneni, on Wednesday. There are no pre­ ternities are withheld by the police, Sign up now for the year and be assured of receiv­ requisites. The place of meeting will Dorothy Mellett, Edna Whyte, Luceba all one of him. Pursuing his relent­ Sherman, Shirley, Kamenski, Dorothy ing every number. be announced later. less methods, the police department Kelley, Mary Carswell, Frances Mar­ Students enrolling for this course are hot on the trail of the fugitives Will Like It. should do so under the title of Politi­ shall, Helen McEgan, Helen Henry, Clip the Attached Coupon and Send it Today with 81.50 who, it is understood from competent Marjorie Osberg, Beda Anderson, Jen­ cal Science 22-a, 23-b, 24-c. authority, have headed for the foot­ nie Bujnievicz, Marion Evans, and hills. Eliza got away, but Louis is Barbara Rowell. SORORITY NEWS more than a bloodhound. Mayor THE NEW HAMPSHIRE Croke has placed the facilities of the Durham, N. H. community at the service of the Po­ TEN YEARS AGO Tau chapter of Theta Upsilon was Gentlemen: lice Department, who promise an early awarded the Efficiency Cup given arrest. Cowell’s Machine Too Strong for by the National President at the Na­ Seriously, though, this incident Bates and Leathernecks. GORMAN’S Enclosed please find $1.50 for my copy of THE tional Convention held in San Fran­ should serve as a warning. A promi­ cisco in June. NEW HAMPSHIRE for 1932-33. nent criminologist recently said, in Varsity Takes Game From Norwich. Dean Woodruff and Miss Irma connection with a series of breaks at Bowen were dinner guests Wednesday the University of Minnesota, that fra­ evening. ternity houses are easier to rob than Cohen’s Harriers Take Measure of The following is the result of the any other class of dwellings. Doors Army Team. DRUG STORE annual House elections: Smith Hall: are always open, the boys leave mon­ President, Helen Moore; Vice-Pres­ ey and watches lying around loose on New Hampshire Defeats Brown ident, Rhoda Pearson; Secretary- their desks and bureaus; and some­ Varsity (Cross Country). Treasurer, Elizabeth Walker; Fresh­ times even leave their pantries open man Member, Margaret Pratt; Quiet to provide the interloper with a lunch Phi Mu Delta Wins Scholarship Proctor, Helen Ladd. 1 after his hard night’s work. Contest. THE N E W H AM PSHIRE, SEPTEM BER 29, 1932. Alumni Notes LIZZIE GLUTZ PUSHBUTTON ®1ip Nnu larapalrtrp After spending the entire summer Franklin Theater The 500 members o f the Boston in extensive research, Lizzie Glutz has Published weekly during the University school year by the students of The Club, augmented by alumni from the gathered all the known facts on the TO PARK CAR University of New Hampshire, Durham, N. H. Offices: Editorial, Business, and neighboring cities and towns, will be following subject and hereby wishes Circulation, Thompson Hall, Durham, N. H. on hand when the Wildcat claws will to present them to posterity. Science has made automobile park­ Friday, September 30 “ “in case of change of address, subscribers will please notify the Circulation Man­ ager as soon as possible. Please give old address as well as the new. attempt to tear the Boston University “How to Tell a Freshman from a ing in congested areas as simple as “TWO SECONDS” Subscribers not receiving copy will please notify the Business Manager at once. Terriers on Saturday. It will be the Sophomore pushing a button. Subscriptions made payable to The New Hampshire, Durham, N. H., $1.50 per opening game of the season for both This statement is made without Ed. Robinson year. Single copies, ten cents, at the office. Advertising rates on request. teams and anything can happen. Let’s or qualification by H. D. James, engi­ hope that the Wildcat’s hunger is sat­ “The Difference Between a Junior neer of the Westinghouse Electric and Entered as second class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire, isfied. and a Senior” eer of the Westinghouse Electric and Saturday, October 1 under the Act of March 3, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. Reserved seats for the Harvard- There is no excuse for a freshman. Manufacturing Company, who gives ‘ROADHOUSE MURDER” New Hampshire game in Cambridge, proof of his declaration by demon­ They are put on earth solely to make Eric Linden, Dorothy Jordon Member of N. E. I. N. A. on October 8, may be obtained from people realize that things are not as strating a new control unit for the the Alumni Office up to Thursday, bad as they could be. A freshman is Westinghouse vertical parking ma­ October 6. The tickets are $1.10 each, chine. E D IT O R - I N - C H IE F ...... • • R ° {" eoa in a state of . dormancy. The class as Sunday, October 2 B U S IN E S S M A N A G E R ...... Malcolm A. R. Stewart including the tax, and checks should a whole seems to think that they are In actual service this unique tower by H. B. McLaughlin be made out to the Alumni Associa­ takes the cars off the street, out of EDITORIAL STAFF It was the night after Registration the world’s best class but there is no “HUDDLE” tion. scientific basis for this. They have the way of active traffic, and houses M a n a g in g E d ito r ...... Edward Dawson Day and all the freshmen left town. Ramon Novarro, Madge Evans Start planning now to be in Durham knock knees and are very collegiate. 24 or more of them above a ground N ew s E d ito r ...... M a u ric e A . K id d er Strangely enough, they all returned, space only slightly larger than that spo^ Editor ...... • • ^ lphw ^ igg'" whereupon the Battle of Durham on Home-coming Day, October 22. The A sophomore is the world’s highest W o m en 's E d ito r ...... D o ro th y W illia m s new girls’ dormitory, now occupied, type of human being. If you don’t occupied by a two-car garage. Monday, October 3 Bridge was fought,—with casualties When this new control is used in a REPORTERS on both sides. Then came the dawn. has been named in memory of Dr. believe it just ask one. Some come Clarence W. Scott, and is to be dedi­ to college as sophomores, some achieve public garage, James explains, the call “MERRILY WE GO TO HELL” Nancy Carlisle, Mildred Doyle, Marvin Eiseman, Donald Huse, Dorothy Kelly, The freshmen apparently lost some buttons may be located in the cashier’s Nan Pearson, Elvira Serafmi, Martha Burns, Ruth Bresnahan, Rebecca Young, cated on that day. The game with the state, others remain sophomores Frederic March, Sylvia Sydney of their scrap; the poster fight went office. As the motorist drives in he Harry McLaughlin, and Robert Dow. Vermont will be worth seeing, too. during their college career. A soph­ the way of all poster fights—to the is directed toward the parking ma­ BUSINESS STAFF ’21—Jemima Dore Brennan is now omore is easy to tell from a fresh­ sophomores. But the rope pull was chine and the attendant pushes a but­ Tuesday, October 4 N a tio n a l A d v ertis in g M a n a g e r ...... John R an d all entirely a different matter. If the living in Wolfeboro, N. H. man because she has a flexible flagella ton that opens the door. Local A d v e rtis in g M an ag er ...... ••• A r n ° lci .fV ," ® ® ’22— C. Donald “ Buck” McKelvie is while a freshman’s metatarsus is not C irc u la tio n M a n a g e r ...... M a y n a rd M acL ean Class of ’35 had any doubts about The patron drives his car on the “PAINTED WOMAN” being all wet, it was enlightened after coach of the Trinity College freshman so hot either. Many of them are cradle, steps out of the inclosure and BUSINESS ASSISTANTS Peggy Shannon, Spencer Tracy that little game of “Follow the football team in Hartford, Conn. named Margaret. They are fond of operates a small hand lever. This Roy Boucher, John Galloway, Robert Paine, and Edward Hitchcock. Leader” down by the pond on Uni­ “Buck” is still connected with the dopes and cheese crackers and cutting gives him a check showing the num­ versity Day. Y. M. C. A. in Hartford. class. If the sophomore had died ber of the cradle and the time of ’23— Raymond and Ida (Boodey) Wednesday, October 5 DURHAM, N. H., SEPTEM BER 29, 1932. young we could all get some sleep. parking. Throwing the lever also Pulsifer drove to New England re­ The dictionary says a sophomore is causes the doors to close and a vacant ‘ROAR OF THE DRAGON’ The Metropolitan Press speaks of a cently from their home in Orlando, just above a freshman but you’ll never cradle to come into position at the Richard Dix world-wide depression with prices Florida. They were accompanied by get one to admit it. ITU D E N TS! T h e N ew H am pshire is your paper. It is handled en­ lower than anytime since the Civil driveway level behind the doors where their son, John. it will be ready for the next customer. tirely by students from reporting to editing and relies upon the War. All of which reminds one of a Part 2 ’23—Bernice M. Hill visited her Upon returning for his car, the mo­ student body for its life. Those students who are giving a large part quotation from this column last year, Juniors spend their time condescend­ Thursday, October 6 brother, Kenneth, in Orlando, Florida, torist presents his check to the cash­ of their time that you may receive an increasingly better college pub­ “Is this town of Durham a part of ing. They are not all smart. They this fall. ier and pays for the storage. The “MADAME RACKETEER” lication, week by week, deserve the little encouragement you may these United States of America, or is ’27—John J. McDonald is now con­ know that something happened July offer them by subscribing at once. _ . . . 4, 1776, because something happens cashier pushes the button correspond­ Alison Skipworth, Richard Bennett it not?” (The quotation is slightly nected with the New York office of the ing to the number on the check and The cost is nowhere near the prohibitive point as a year’s subscription changed, frosh.) Brown Co., in the Woolworth Bldg., every year—but the details are a blur. averages five cents per issue. It takes cash to give you the service. Sub­ The skin of a junior is very thick. by the time the customer steps over New York City. John lives at 52 Park the parking machine, his car is there scribe at once. Leave your order at T h e N ew H am pshire offices, The Hasco There are usually two types of juniors Several enterprising upperclassmen Avenue, Mamaroneck, N. Y. ready to be driven off the cradle. As Shop, The College Pharmacy, or The College Shop. ’28— A son was born to Mr. and —brunettish ones and blondish ones. are considering the advisability of the car moves away, the doors close No doubt they inherit this oddity. building a subway in Durham. The Mrs. William O. Armitage this month automatically. Safety devices make NOTICE Seniors are so called because that main line is to run from the lobby of in Portland, Me. Bill and his family it impossible for the parking machine LUMNI: We’re still carrying on. The school is growing. Our in­ is the main thing about them. Some Gorman’s to Thompson Hall with spe­ live at 17 Clemons street, So. Port­ to operate automatically while the terests—your interests— are widening. T he N ew H am pshire covers say the word comes from “seenyouse” cial excursions to Congreve Hall land, Me. doors are open or while anyone is in­ all the news. In its pages you can find stories on the latest sports but we have no definite proof of this. All freshmen and sophomore^ quadrangle. There will be trains ’30—Helen Bernaby is doing 4-H side the inclosure. a events, physical improvements, relations with other educational in­ They have large heads filled with air interested in any department of running to Morrill Hall, the College Club Agent work in Windsor County, “Just as elevators gave us the ver­ and as they gain experience they keep work on the 1931+ Granite are stitutions, activities of organizations, a bit of near humor, happenings Woods and Memorial Field (and all Vermont. Her headquarters are at tical transportation that solved the adding more air. The senior is rather asked to report at the Granite official and unofficial, your own column of alumni jit and jot. All this T he way stations) at seven-thirty every White River Junction, Vermont. pedestrian problems in the business conceited and so would you be if you Offices in the basement of the li­ N ew H am pshire does for you. Have you taken advantage of the service evening, and returning at ten o’clock ’31— Richard L. Gay is in the offices districts of our cities by making super had kept at the same thing for four brary Friday evening at 7.30. we offer? We have approached you once through the alumni secretary. If (the same evening). These trains of Baker, Young and Co., bankers, at skyscrapers possible, so will vertical years. Seniors work hard all their you neglected to subscribe through him, you will find a coupon on the front will run twice on Sundays. It is sug­ 209 W ashington street, Boston, Mass. parking go a long way toward the so­ Both men and women are lives and finally become deceased sen­ page for your convenience. And drop us a line occasionally about your gested that you make your reserva­ ex-’31—Vera Smith reports that lution of our worst traffic problem in needed. No previous experience doings. We’re interested, your fellow-classmates scattered over the globe tions early, so that you may obtain she is enjoying the social work in iors. They are glowing examples. on yearbooks required. — The Alabamian. those areas where further horizontal are interested. A card will reach us either at our offices or through the office desirable seats on the train (and at which she is engaged in New York expansion has become impossible,” City. Delfo Ca m in a t i, of the alumni secretary. the way stations). For further in­ says James. ’30—W. Henry Allen is teaching at formation please call W. Robert Har­ Several of the machines have been Editor-in-Chief Dean Case was called away Tues­ ris, Edgewater Beach Club, Durham. the Hartford High School, Hartford, in successful operation at the East 193If. Granite. i^^>|HE garden is sowed. Cabbages, cauliflowers, sunflowers, pansies, Vt. day morning by the death of his lilies; even a few oats for early reaping. The bird will get some of (Continued on Page 4) mother in Camden, Indiana. (Continued on Page 4) the sprouts by the end of the term. Old Crow always takes his toll. Personal nomination for Mayor of Mrs. Grundy will blight a few in the course of four years. In ’36 the Durham, that esteemed dignitary, Mr. main crop will be sent to market; and in the corners a few hardy George Avery Sweeney of the Boston perennials will linger on far, far into the night to become mayors of Durham Sweeneys, suh! Incidentally, your and general institutions. Honor, where did you obtain that New Hampshire is a good university, freshmen. It has not the tradi­ white coat? And what happened to tions and reputation of a Harvard or a Yale, but it has the stuff of civiliza­ the broom? tion in it just as rich as any college in the land. It’s here if you want to dig it out, the ore assays one hundred per cent, and the vein is inexhaustible. Wonder what the administration of You can’t be taught, you’ve got to learn. The marks don’t mean a thing. this University of New Hampshire Of course, a 60 helps; but the main point is to forget you have a certain will do if that Great American Farce, amount of work to do in a limited time and to work because you enjoy it. the 18th Amendment, is repealed? Nobody on the faculty can teach you a thing; all they can do is show you Wonder what that professor meant how to learn. It’s up to you; how about it? when he said, as he erased the black­ board, “I will now illustrate what I have in my mind?” Wonder, also, jRESIDENT WILLIAM M. LEWIS of LaFayette College, Easton, Pa., what the great mass of the student I expressed a few, but powerful, thoughts in his first convocation body of this University would do the * address of this year. night after the New Hampshire- O Dartmouth game if the gods, per­ Relative to purifying politics by the injection of more college graduates into the political field he is quoted as saying: chance, gave us a victory? Wonder “The influence of a man in politics does not depend upon how much what the Military Science Depart­ education he has, but upon how much character he has developed. ment would do if it rained every “ Some of the worst features of municipal and national political manip­ Wednesday afternoon? Wonder, also, ulation find their counter part in campus politics. Students, who, as campus what many of our more socially leaders, have promoted or tolerated the trading of votes between fraternities minded collegians would do every and the combinations by which a thoroughly incompetent man is elevated evening if there were no bleachers or to a position in student affairs have committed an offense altogether too college woods? And what in the common. world would the one thousand, six “If college men are going to realize a worthy objective of education hundred and eleven students in this they must have the courage and the strength to stand for clean politics. If University do if there were no graft they haven’t that courage, they certainly will never have the nerve to raise courses? a finger against the invisible government in their home town, against the gangster and the racketeer.” Then there was the freshman who The foregoing merely gives added strength to remarks made in this elected Congreve la, recitation, 7 column last spring. hours; laboratory, 14 hours; time units, 21.

MAN to be greeted with extended hand is Dr. Derric Parmenter, Rule No. 10 of the freshman rules head of the medical staff of the University. Dr. Parmenter has for men was unwise. It is injurious long and enviable record of service and achievement. He is friendly to the lily white reputation of New a and sympathetic, enthusiastic about his present work, and ready to Hampshire. Just think, whenever co-operate with everyone. It is his policy, he tells us, to keep all anyone comes to Durham and sees confidences of whatever nature; he wants no one to slight needed medical three or four hundred students push­ attention for fear of official action by the administration. ing corn cob pipes around the campus he will think that we are a bunch of farmers. And, of course, we aren’t. ANY and varied stories are told of the battle at Durham Bridge. Stories vary according to whether the teller was embattled in the The open season on freshman m first, second, or third line trenches. women opened officially on September ATTILA-"THE It was our privilege and misfortune to become tangled between 21st. All fraternity men should go SCOURGE OF GOD” the two first line fighting units in such a fashion as to receive one hunting armed with their pins, as the "Nature in the Raw” —as portrayed -V? blackened optic plus one damaged shin equaling a ruined disposition. At season will probably close in a few by the great painter, Harvey Dunn precisely the moment the remaining optic became endangered we beat an weeks, due to the fact that so many . . . inspired by the barbaric cruelty undignified and very hasty retreat. You understand, of course, as a member hunters have already made their kill­ of the press we were not in any way attempting to interfere with the success ing. of Asia’s most dreaded plunderer... of either side, but were merely observing. "the grass could not grow where his From a safe distance we observed: It is suggested that Mayor! Croke horse had passed” ...433-453 A. D. §Sv| A Monday night about 11.30. Clear. Starlight. And moon. A double of Durham furnish the “entire” police dose of sophomore Wildcats ambushed on either side of a stone walled bridge. force of this town with a new car Several baskets of apples in readiness to surprise the enemy. A yellow car (preferably a Model T of vintage of dashing down the road as scout to learn the nearness of the enemy. The 1910), so that the department may return of the yellow missioner. A hasty gathering of apple ambition in better cope with our crime wave. suppressed excitement. The appearance of the enemy around the bend. A mutual interchange of pleasantries with apples via the! air route. Autos Personal nomination for the most arriving and stopping to cast the beams of headlights upon the scene. The ideal collegian, one who might be held appearance of sticks, jjlubs, and pipe as weapons. Rocks starting to replace up as an example to all frosh but —and raw tobaccos apples. Firecrackers lending the realism of war to the scene. Hand to (probably won’t)—Joseph Toolin, the hand battles resulting in casualties for both sides. Several injured being Leominster, Massachusetts, boy who assisted to the sidelines. A retreat by the frosh leaving a battle ground made good in the big city (Durham). strewn with apples, sticks, and injured. The return of the victor sophs have no place in cigarettes accompanied by multiple bruises and sore craniums. The Freshman Reception was quite Enough for observance. Although the fight probably was some fight an event. It was somewhat difficult for the huskies involved and a general taming influence on several would-be to determine just whose party it was, They are not present in Luckies these fine tobaccos, after satellites in both classes, it was not our idea of anything but an exhibition but then, who cares? We all had a of pre-historic man in a modern environment somewhat approaching the good time, even if the stag line did . . . the mildest cigarette proper aging and mellowing, battle of Concord Bridge in the Revolution. look like the Bonus Army. If a traveler foreign to this section should have chanced to pass at the you ever smoked are then given the benefit of time, it is doubtful if he could have been convinced that the contestants were Then there were two sophomores, university students supposedly learning how to live an acceptable life. business men to be sure, who sold Mil that Lucky Strike purifying In short our idea of such a yearly slug fest is nothing at all and we E buy the finest, the very Art shoes to the freshmen, but whose process, described by the advocate the abolition of free-for-alls in favor of organized and supervised zeal overcame their judgment with finest tobaccos in all the competitions. the result that they tried to sell their W words—"It’s toasted” . That’s goods to a senior, a graduate student world — but that does not and a professor. why folks in every city, town explain why folks every­ Gorman’s, instead of expanding the and hamlet say that Luckies interior of the drug store, should have where regard Lucky Strike as put several leather overstuffed divans are such mild cigarettes. on the sidewalk, flanking either side the mildest cigarette. The fact THE WILDCAT of the entrance, so that the connois­ seurs of feminine beauty might per­ is, we never overlook the form their difficult task with more truth that "Nature in the “It’s toasted" Luncheonette Supplies com fort. Raw is Seldom Mild” — so That package of miid Luckies The stock market has been exceed­ U. N. H. Stationery and Ice Cream ingly active of late, a fact which we hope will induce Durhamites to stop I f a man write a better book, preach a better sermon, or make a better mouse-trap than his neighbor, tho he their hoarding and buy. Buy more build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door. ”— RALPH WALDO EMERSON. texts. Buy more sodas. Buy more hot Does not this explain the world-wide acceptance and approval of Lucky Strike? (Continued on Page 4) THE NEW HAM PSHIRE, SEPTEM BER 29, 1932.

Plans are being made for another trip for the students of criminolgy TRACK SQUADS WILDCATS CLASH KITTENS REPORT FROSH WIN ROPE PHYS. ED. DEPT. to go to Portsmouth to visit the United States Naval Prison. Profes­ VACANCY FILLED sor A. N. French and Colonel Ro­ START TRAINING WITH TERRIERS AT FOR FOOTBALL PULL BUT SOPHS chelle are in charge of the tour. The number of students taking ad­ vantage of this opportunity is un­ TAKE THE MEET Miss Caroline Streeter of Exeter is Return of Four Letter Men NICKERSON FIELD Coach Lundholm Faced With usually large this year and approxi­ taking the place in the physical ed­ mately seventy are enrolled. Raises Varsity Hopes Inexperienced Team— ucation department which Miss Au­ by Robert K. Dow, High New Hampshire and Boston Hope of Victory Men of 1936 Suffer Defeat at drey Griffin vacated when she ex-Cub Reporter accepted a teaching position in a University Meet in Sea­ Against Exeter Hands of Their Rivals in school for Indians in New Mexico. With high hopes of retaining the son Opener Saturday Saturday Battle of Durham Miss Streeter is working here for a It is with great fear and trepida­ varsity and freshman New England degree and teaching part time. Miss THE HASCO SHOP tion that I take my pen in hand in an Intercollegiate A. A. cross-country Bridge Streeter is experienced in this line attempt to carry on the work of my titles this year, Coach Paul C. Sweet SEVERAL"VETERANS One of the smallest, lightest, and having attended Sargent School in illustrious predecessors, Waldron is working hard to get the two squads NOT OUT THIS YEAR inexperienced freshman teams in the 1926 after graduating from Robin­ “Moon Mullins” White, and William into condition for their first competi­ history of the school is working out HOOD HOUSE DOES son Seminary. “Bull” Stearns. However, I will do tion. Varsity hopes are running high daily under the direction of Coach RUSHING BUSINESS my humble best, and may God have Keen Competition for All Upon finishing school she became in view of the fact that only one let­ Lundholm, who is getting them in supervisor of physical education in mercy on your souls. ter man, Carleton Noyes, has been Positions Features shape for their first encounter of the the public schools in Orono, Maine, lost to the team. 131 candidates turned season when they travel to Exeter Girls* Competition Results in Daily Drills worked in the Junior High School at We were much pleased to note out to compete for berths on the frosh Saturday to meet the strong Phillips Tie—Band Makes Its Beckly, West Virginia, and later in U y George Avery Sweeney’s safe return harrier teams. Academy eleven. the Y. W. C. A. in New Castle, Penn­ to our fair city. He brings back with With only three weeks in which to The varsity football team swings Little can be said of the strength Debut sylvania. From there she went to him a pronounced continental air and prepare for their first meets, both into action Saturday, meeting Bos­ or weakness of the frosh as yet, but Prides Crossing, Beverly, Massachu­ a Back Bay accent. In case you didn’t varsity and freshman squads are un­ ton University at Nickerson Field. true to Wildcat tradition they are setts, where she spent part of a year know, the old Maestro is the Demo­ dergoing a period of intensive train­ The entire squad will be taken to Bos­ fighting and willing Cubs, so we an­ Although the sophomores were at Kendall Hall. Miss Streeter has cratic-Socialist-Republican candidate ing over the neighboring hills. Led ton, leaving Durham by bus at 9 A. ticipate a win over Exeter Saturday pulled to a watery defeat in the an­ also been an instructor at B. U. for Mayor. by Captain “Dave” deMoulpied, four M. Saturday. in spite of the lightness of the team. nual rope pull on University Day, they Sargent Camp. lettermen, and five of last year’s nu­ The Wildcats were hard hit by Last year the freshmen started the won all the other events of the an­ meral men, the squad looks unusually season by defeating Exeter 7-0, and nual clashes, including the poster The Honorable Mr. Sweeney wishes graduation, losing twelve lettermen. strong. “Dave” was the first Wild­ then went through the season with­ fight, and the unscheduled Battle of to extend his greetings and felicita­ Those not returning are Wood, Eustis, considerable flinging of stones, throw­ Hart, Schaffner & Marx cat to place in the N. E. I. C. A. A. out a defeat. Durham Bridge at midnight Registra­ tions to both new and old students— Ray and Jim Slack, Lane and Palm­ ing of clubs, and other available mis­ meet last year, coming in third. The The members of the squad surviv­ tion Day. especially those of the fair sex. He er, backs, Hanley, star end for three siles with the final result that the other lettermen are: Andberg, Bene­ ing the cut are: Centers—Bondar, The annual exodus of the freshman also announces that he will continue seasons, and Wageman, Roche, Ab- Hood House extended its hospitality to and dict, Blood, and Low. Other men on biati, Wilson, Hayes, and Hawkes Bowden, Coyne, Gwyne, Marshall, men on the evening of Registration his letter writing service for those many of the belligerents. Finally the the squad are: Brooks, Cross, Darl­ Schipper; Guards— Balon, Boardman, Day was made with dignity and quiet, feminine members of OUR institution from last year’s line. sophomores retired, but the freshmen ing, Field, Hooper, Glover, Klein, Another blow was the failure of Elgeland, Hunter, Holt, Orgera, and but the return came somewhat soon­ August Bros. with an Elsie Dinsmore complex, and failed to renew the attack. Thus Murray, Nerbonne, O’Neil, Raduazo, the veterans Lisabeth, Beverstock, Yaloff; Tackles—Beatty, Christopher, er than was generally expected by the his advice to the lovelorn is still ob­ ended the Battle of Durham Bridge. Reardon, Rines, Sanborn, Rotelli, and Miller to report this year. A Jones, Johnson, Hill, Hosmer, Little­ sophomores. Armed with apples the tainable—at a price. University Day furnished further Scanlon, Seymour, and Sharpless. recent injury to McGraw, promising field, Mountain, and Shuman; Ends— upper classmen marched down the Do­ competition for the contestants. The Fine Clothes The largest squad that ever turned back, has added to Coach Cowell’s Cheever, Colby, Cutter, Keith, McAl­ ver road to meet the yearlings. The sophomore men won the relay race Once more the freshmen have been out for a freshman cross-country team worries. lister, Mullen, Tinel, Toolin, Tucker, Battle of Durham Bridge was fought without any difficulty. They followed welcomed to Durham in traditional at this institution reported to Coach Although the squad has been Shaw, Willis, and Weeks; Quarter- after midnight with all the rules of with victories in the wheelbarrow race, Wildcat style. They appeared to have Sweet the first day of school this through four weeks of intensive train­ Baeks—Joslin, Guy E. Currier, Bu- international warfare thrown to the the centipede race, and the cane rush. received a rather warm reception, if year. 131 men applied for and re­ ing the success of the season is still Currier, Hazzard, Mamos, and Ahern; winds. But the rope pull was entirely another the number of patched heads and ceived uniforms; however, the squad problematic as the squad is com­ Backs—Joslin, Guy E. Currier, Bu- The outcome of the battle was in­ matter. The sophomores made elab­ DAILY CLEANING AND bandaged noses is to be any criterion. has dwindled to about 75 at the pres­ posed largely of sophomores and the card, Gouck, Stevens, Leen, Mitchener, decisive at first. Like the Greeks at orate preparations, using resin and ent. From such a large squad, a very team is facing an extremely hard Peabody, Bienvenue, Tibbets, Plum­ Thermopalae, a small group of sopho­ gloves. Nevertheless, they went capable group of defenders of the N. schedule. As has been the custom in mer, Fish, Belcher, Gaznon, Savelick, PRESSING SERVICE Fred Moody, star freshman boxer a mores withstood the first onslaught through the pond, losing inch by inch E. I. C. A. A. freshman cross-country past seasons Coach Cowell will rely Lambert, Galway, and Isreal. year ago, seems to have taken up of the freshmen en masse, and for from the very start. title certainly should be developed. on the veterans he has at hand. The schedule is as follows: Team early training for his pugilistic en­ some time thereafter the yearlings The sophomore women won the cage The varsity schedule is as follows: Haphey, a junior, will continue to “A”—October 1, Exeter Academy at deavors—he certainly had enough were unable to move the upper class­ ball event six to four, but dropped the Phone 96 October 8, Northeastern at Boston; handle most of the kicking assign­ Exeter; October 14, Boston University men from their position. There was basketball relay to the freshman team. sparring partners during the poster October 15, Maine at Durham; Octo­ ments. Other veterans are Dunnon, ’35 at Durham; October 22, Dartmouth fight. ber 21, Harvard and Dartmouth at Batchellor, Corti, Learmouth, Haynes, ’35 at Dartmouth; October 28, St. A n­ Cambridge; October 29, M. I. T. at Knox, Andrews, and Ballou in the selm’s at Durham; November 5, An­ The sophomores clearly showed Boston; November 7, N. E. I. C. A. A. line, and Graff am, Jaques, Dane, and dover at Andover; November 12, their superiority over the lowly Kit­ at Boston; and November 12, Army at McGowan, backs. The most prom­ Brown ’35 at Durham. Team “B”— tens on University Day before a large West Point. ising of the newcomers are Sousane, October 15, Tilton School at Tilton; crowd. They won all the events ex­ The freshman schedule is as fol­ McKinery, McDermott, Penn, and October 21, New Hampton School at cept the rope-pull—more power to lows: October 8, Northeastern at Bos­ Manning for the line, and Wilson, Durham; November 5, Clark School at them. By the way, President Lear- ton; October 15, Manchester Central former Dartmouth freshman star, Durham; November 11, Brewster at mouth is being blamed for the swim and Concord High Schools at Dur­ McGraw, Cunningham, Foster, Clark, W olfeboro. the second year men enjoyed. ham; October 21, Harvard at Cam­ Jensen, and Martineau in the back- bridge; October 29, M. I. T. at Bos­ field. Coach Lundholm is being aided by ton; and November 7, N. E. I. C. A. A. “Battling Cab” Sulloway, world fa­ Boston University has always given two former Wildcat stars, “Dick” at Boston. mous wrestler, has started or at­ New Hampshire a stiff battle, and Eustis and “Bud” Hawkes in his tempted to start a new fad in Univer­ this year’s game promises to be no efforts to whip the frosh footballers sity Day attire. “ Cab” valiantly held (Continued on Page 4) into shape. “Leaping Lou” Lisabeth to report. his own in an engagement with two Both of these veteran backs had been freshmen during the cane rush until heavily counted on for this season unforeseen circumstances arose which and their loss is seriously felt. necessitated his withdrawal to the sidelines. (His face was not red). Of course, the loss of last year’s Ladies’ Shoes-—$1.95 and $2.50 The prospects for a successful foot­ seniors is also felt, but as that had ball season appear bright, to the been foreseen it does not seem to cause TVER writer at least. The worst blow is as much agitation. 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I: CLOTHES CLINIC Christian Work SOPH WOMEN Sorority News JUDGING TEAM FRATERNITY Y. M. C. A. activities were launched Alpha Tau chapter of Alpha Chi WINS LAURELS IMPROVEMENTS AID IN RELIEF during Freshman Week at a series of ANNOUNCE RULES Omega entertained three alumnae three meetings at which representa­ over the week-end: Audrey Bowman, Class tives of different religions and faiths, Natalie Ames, and Dorothy Leavitt. Among the fraternity houses which The Sophomore Court, composed of Awarded Third Place in have been improved in the summer the' Extension Service Holds and of religious activities on campus Ruth Bresnahan, chairman, Edith Large Contest—Cup Won Alpha Kappa Pi house, which was spoke. Baldwin, Jean Moore, Muriel Smith, Beta Gamma chapter of Phi Mu Canning Bees — 1,000 burned last spring has been com­ Roger Brassard spoke to the Cath­ Elizabeth Scudder and Muriel Brad­ held a victrola party at the chapter in Minor Event pletely remodeled. All of the interior Local Leaders olic group on its activities, Nathaniel bury, met at the beginning of the term house on Friday evening. Doris and of the house was damaged, new di­ Eiseman represented the Jewish Me- to decide on the final ruling for the Dorothea Mowatt, Marjorie Smith, At the Eastern States Exposition at Cooperate visions were made. The eight fire of norah Society, Robert Griffith, Y. M. present freshman women’s class. ’32, were guests at the local chapter Springfield, Mass., on September 19 places formerly used were reduced to C. A. President, presented the case The rules are: house over the week-end. and 20, the University of New Hamp­ a large one located in the living room. Led off by about 100 all-day clothes- for the “Y.,” and Romeo Bucknam For two whole weeks these rules will shire cattle judging team was The floors are hard wood through­ remodeling clinics and several canning for the church student groups. hold; Congreve Hall: President, Lucille awarded third place in the Inter­ out the entire building. New plaster bees, the home-relief work of the New The Freshman Reception took place Hang up in sight and do not fold. Dane; Vice-President, Dorothy Rus­ collegiate Dairy judging contest and has been put on all the walls of the Hampshire Extension Service is now Saturday evening, September 17. The On Tuesdays and Thursdays at flag­ sell; Secretary-Treasurer, Dorothy ranking Ayrshire cattle. study rooms as well as the parlor. The ’36 in full swing. Over 1,000 local lead­ entire class turned out and were wel­ Richardson; Quiet Proctor, Shirley The team was presented with a pole be ers are assisting. comed by an equal number of upper­ At seven o’clock to sing lustily. Barker; Room Inspector, Isabel length of the rear portion of the house silver cup by the Ayrshire Breeders’ has been decreased by fourteen feet. Miss Daisy Deane Williamson, state classmen. The receiving line for the As lowly Frosh it’s up to you Hermes; Smoker, Ruth Towle. Association. The outward appearance of the home-demonstration leader, reports reception was composed of President To wear long hose and low-heeled In the intercollegiate competition that 40,000 jars of canned fruits and and Mrs. Lewis, Dean and Mrs. Alex­ Scott Hall: President, Beatrice building was changed by a new terrace shoe. in dairy judging the University of and walkway laid out in front. vegetables have been promised by the ander, Dean Ruth Woodruff, Dr. and Back door at Convo and no short cuts, Nutter; Vice-President, Helen Henry; Maryland was first; Cornell Univer­ state federation of women’s clubs, Mrs. Johnson, the Rev. and Mrs. Fred Though upper classmen may think you Secretary-Treasurer, Ruth Bresna­ sity, second; the University of New home-extension groups, boys’ and S. Buschmeyer, Miss Lura Aspinwall, “ nuts.” han; Quiet Proctor, Lillianne Math- Hampshire, third; Ohio State Uni­ Delta Epsilon Pi, one of the smaller Welcome to girls’ clubs, Farm Bureaus, parent- Miss Izola Prohaska, and Robert Say “Hi” to all in street or dorm, ier; Room Inspector, Rosamond Gunn. versity, fourth; and Massachusetts fraternities on campus, during the teaeher associations and Grange mem­ Griffith. Tread not, tread not on Prexy’s Prom. State College, fifth. Other teams in past summer was remodeled into a bers. She emphasizes that the Ex­ A program included several songs Each following day has a special The following girls are living at the order of placing were Connecticut comfortable lodging for twenty people. tension Service is merely assisting in costume by Mrs. Helen Clagett task, Practice House this term: Dorothy Agricultural College, Pennsylvania This house, a former infirmary, now the regular relief agencies in the Funkhouser; a violin solo by Carlo The reason for which you must not Smith, ’33; Helen Crooks, ’33; Fran­ State College, University of Vermont, has three new studies, each one ac­ | New Hampshire state. Lanzilli, and a group of songs by a ask. ces Marshall, ’33; Virginia Foster, Rutgers University, the University of commodating without crowding two One feature of this assistance is a trio composed of Carlo Lanzilli, Chet September twenty-six— skip to class; ’33; Mary Locke, ’33; Esther Whipple, Maine, and Rhode Island State Uni­ men each, a new dining hall, pantry, survey of every town in the state by Howe, and Freddie Gardener. The leisurely Sophs you’ll be sure to ’34; Laura Woodbury (special stu­ versity. and kitchen. These improvements the county home-demonstration and 4- Dancing continued until eleven pass. dent) . The team representing the Univer­ provide the most modern equipment H club agents. A copy of the summary thirty with a short intermission. September twenty-eight you must car­ sity of New Hampshire was composed and greatly aid in the timely serving of this work will be sent to Governor Wednesday afternoon at four, the ry your books Miss Edna Strong paid an unofficial of Norman F. Cree, ’34, of Colebrook; of meals. Winant, showing the clothing and Y. M. C. A. cabinet held a meeting In a rope o’er your back, in spite of visit to the local chapter of Chi Stanley W. Colby, ’34, of West Leba­ food needs in each community. Miss and discussed the work for the year. looks. Omega last week-end. non; and Robert B. Fish, ’35, of During the past summer the Pi Kap­ October third— of newspaper gray Williamson believes that the exten­ At this time the interest groups were Peterboro. pa Alpha house was improved greatly Make a soldier’s hat to wear all day. sion organization will be able to take decided upon. by the labor of its members. The Welcome to care of clothing requirements fairly The Community Church student October fifth—to class walk sedately Miss Jeannette Blair, ’31, is the new floors have all been sanded and waxed; group has held two Sunday evening Carrying a dustpan, though embar­ satisfactorily and help considerably EXHIBIT GLIDER reference librarian. She prepared for the walls of the several rooms have in providing food. meetings. On September 18, the rassed greatly. been also papered, and the fireplaces Always carry your jumprope is last her work with a year’s course at In one of the canning bees super­ first Sunday that freshmen were in Simmons. put into good condition. Durham vised by Miss Miriam F. Parmenter, Durham, 160 met at the church for a but not least AT DEMERITT Cheshire county home-demonstration get acquainted time. Last Sunday Carry to class but jump it to feast. agent, the Sunny Valley Community evening approximately the same num­ WARNING: club of Winchester canned 266 pints ber of students, upperclassmen, and Remember to follow these rules with University of New Hampshire of surplus crops in two days for poor freshmen enrolled in courses for the care Glider Club will have their glider on relief. On another occasion 14 term. An hour of discussion was For there is Sophomore Court—Be­ exhibition in front of DeMeritt Hall Cheshire county women collected 363 followed by a social hour. ware! in a few days. The glider is of the jars of canned products. Clothing is Three courses are being offered in The sophomore women held their primary type used in teaching begin­ Announcing the Opening of also being gathered by the home- the Community Church student group first singing class at the flagpole, ning flyers. The membership in the Welcome to extension organization in all parts of this term. They are: “The Social Tuesday night. The Sophomore Court club now rests at about twenty. They the state. Teachings of Jesus,” Dr. Gibson R. Committee will meet to penalize of­ intend to limit enrollment to thirty More than 35 town officials in Johnson, leader; “Students and the fending freshman women, October active members. At present all stu­ The College Barber Shop charge of poor relief in Hillsborough world in which they live,” the Rev­ sixth at “T” Hall. dents are eligible for membership. county have requested the “market erend Fred S. Buschmeyer, leader; This club was organized last January by Arnold Beede and has for its fac­ 6 7 7 basket” material provided by the Ex­ “Comparative Religions,” Donald C. Durham Bull tension Service. This lists the proper Babcock, head of the History Depart­ ulty advisor E. Howard Stolworthy, If you want your hair cut smooth and fine market orders for different sized fam­ ment, leader. Classes are so large (Continued from Page 3) assistant professor of mechanical en­ BRAD McINTIRE ilies. It was prepared by the exten­ that it is possible another course may gineering. . Just drop in anytime P. 0. Box, Durham, N. H. Up to the present time most of the sion nutritionist. be added. However, the addition of “Howie” work of the club has been in condi­ “ Our food-relief problem will never The Y. M. C. A. wishes to request Wilson, former Dartmouth freshman tioning the plane and in ground in­ be adequately solved until every offi­ that faculty or townspeople having star, and “Johnny” McGraw, neither GORMAN BLOCK cial supervising food relief provides a odd jobs about their homes to please struction, although on May 21 the club East of the Water Tower of whom played last year, has bol­ went to York Beach where they prac­ sustaining market order definitely call 47 and ask for student labor. A stered the field. (Continued from Page 2) planned to meet the needs of each great number of boys are needing ticed flying their craft. This year the organization intends FLIGHT individual family,” Miss Williamson employment this fall. The return of “Dutch” Knox gives said in commenting on the value of Forty-five girls attended the first to have weekly meetings in which they dogs. Buy more anything, AS LONG Coach Cowell at least one experienced will have ground instructions. Sev­ ONE the “market-basket” material. meeting of the Young Women’s Chris­ AS YOU BUY. The salt of the earth end on whom to rely. “Bob” Andrews, eral flights in the near future are be­ tian Association Monday evening in is in Durham. The wealth of the in­ who saw quite a bit of service last ing contemplated. The first one will UP the Commons organization room. The tellect of the world is in Durham. year, looks like the best bet for the probably be held at Berwick, Maine. group was divided into two sections: The cream of the earth is here too Push Button to Park Car other wing assignment. Marion Hough, student leader of one (it’s a little sour). But Durhamites MALCOLM BRANNEN, ’32, PROP. (Continued from Page 2) group, and Gertrude Chamberlain, stop your hoarding and end this Speaking of football we wonder if student leader of the other, helped world-wide depression. the depression has hit the crowds that NEW MEN FILL the girls to think through some used to pour into the “ Stadium” for Pittsburgh Works of the Westing- campus problems. the starlight games—somehow we Speaking from the viewpoint of the house Company, more than a year. All girls are invited to a Hamburg FACULTY RANKS student body, there are one thousand The first commercial installation in Bat next Monday evening. This is doubt it. six hundred and eleven averages of the Loop district of Chicago began op­ sponsored by the Y. W. C. A. The Incidentally, we understand there is 85, or better, that will be listed upon eration recently and negotiations are group will meet on the steps of the to be a game at nine o’clock Friday Assistant to Head of Agri­ the Registrar’s bulletin after Christ­ under way for a number of other ma­ Commons at five o’clock. evening between the freshmen co-eds mas vacation, yet statistics prove that chines in several cities, according to cultural College from Uni­ and the wiley upperclassmen. at that time there will probably be James. The two Chicago machines accom­ constructed entirely of steel. It is versity of Vermont somewhere in the neighborhood of modate 48 automobiles at one time for public parking machines that the fifty averages of that quality. Queer For the uninitiated, “Dick” Eustis, and occupy a grand area only 32 by push-button control was designed and Six men have been added to the that the outcome of such lusty op­ last year’s captain, was one of the 24 feet. They are 105 feet high and built. faculty of the University. timism should meet in failure, isn’t best ball-carriers that the Blue and Harold C. Grinnell, former acting it? But then, there are a multitude White has had for several seasons, head of the department of agricul­ of ready excuses, ready-made and and it was his touchdown that de­ tural economics at the University_ of tailor-made, all there for the asking. Cigars Candy feated Brown two years ago. “Bud” Vermont, has been appointed assist­ Come around about January fifth if Hawkes was a center and later ant professor of agricultural econom­ 7 you can’t think up one of your own. shifted to tackle, playing good ball in ics, under Professor Gale Eastman. GRANT’S CAFE both positions. Assistant Professor Charles Mor­ gan Mason, Ph.D., will fill the place Yours truly is not much of a judge Everything for the Student We hope that Coach Paul Sweet left vacant in the chemistry depart­ of the potential strength of teams in will be successful in turning out win ment by the death of Professor Law­ k j > 4 s m X } k M U t a rope pull. On University Day a ning cross-country teams this fall. rence Opdycke. Mason took his B.S. proud sophomore offered me 5 to 1 Both varsity and freshman teams at the University of Arizona in 1928 odds on the frosh team, and I refused, will have to defend their New Eng­ and his M.S. at the same _ institution thinking the frosh didn’t stand a land championship besides competing the next year. He took his Ph.D. at chance. I’ve been sitting in my room Fall Opening, October 1 in several dual meets. Yale last year. t o b a c c o cutting out paper dolls ever since. Ronald B. Welch, Ph.D., replaces Service Shop in the New Morrill Bldg. There is a strong nucleus of letter­ Clair W. Swonger as an instructor in men headed by deMoulpied, Blood, economics. Professor Swonger is • •. tobaccos made for Dresses at all prices, $3, $5, $10, $15 and $25 and Raduazzo, as well as several of away on leave. New Swagger Suits— Chic Hats, $1.95 last year’s freshman stars, such as Halstead N. Colby is an instructor cigarettes and pipes; granu­ Coats, $10-$59. Orders taken for Fur Coats Darling, Rines, Murray, and Walker. in the newly organized department of The loss of “Kick” Noyes, one of the agricultural engineering. lated tobaccos. But there DRESSES MODELED SATURDAY, OCTOBER FIRST best runners the Wildcats have had Lawrence W. Slanetz is instructor in a decade, will be severely felt. in bacteriology in the department of was plenty of room for a to­ Upstairs— First Door to the Right botany. HELEN WIGGIN EMERY, DOVER, N. H. Howard Hanley, ’32, New Hamp Dr. Gilbert R. Johnson, successor to bacco made solely for pipes. shire’s all-American hockey player as Benjamin F. Andrew as Y. M. C. A. If you look, you will find well as football and track star, is at­ secretary, will also teach Contempo­ tending the Harvard Graduate School rary Civilization in place of H. Gwen­ that a great many tobacco CO-ED SPECIALS of Business Administration. Howie dolyn Jones, who is away on a year’s ®hr lExpter Jmt holds the college record in the discus leave in Chicago. packages say "fo r pipe and At Roberts’ Corner Grocery throw and was best man in the shot EXETER, N. H. put and javelin throw. Wildcats Clash cigarettes.” But the Granger Luncheon Tongue ...... 15c per can With Terriers Teenie Weenie Sardines . .15c per can Phillips-Exeter Academy’s New Kenneth Clapp, ’30, ex-Wildcat package says: football captain, has joined the profes (Continued from Page 3) Peanut Butter ...... 10c per jar Inn Just Opened to the Small can Fruit or Vegetables .. 10c sional ranks and is playing with the GRANGER ROUGH CUT Fancy Cookies ...... 5c and up Public Quincy Trojans. Boston papers have exception, as they have a fairly large Tonic ...... 15c per quart joined in praise of his game.—More Parties, Teas and Banquets squad of veterans, headed by Capt. power to “Ken.” Pipe Tobacco And Best of All, Teenie Weenie a Specialty “Whitey” Clem, hard-hitting full­ Toffees ...... 29c per lb. back, Hart, former backfield ace at Moderate Rates, Excellent Cuisine “Dave” deMoulpied and “Kick” Hebron, and Lobel, 220 lb. lineman. Granger is made by Well­ Phone 196 for delivery to your dorm Noyes, ’32, competed in the eastern Incidentally Lobel is the only man EVERYBODY WELCOME THE PEN THAT WONT or sorority Olympic tryouts at Boston this sum­ on the B. U. squad with four years man’s Method and cut right mer in Harvard stadium. Both of varsity football experience. He RUN DRY missed going to California by one entered before the three year rule for pipes—rough cut. Burns place. “Dave” ran the steeplechase was put into effect, and made his DURING LECTURES while “ K ick” tried the 880. letter at tackle his first year out. slower and cooler. Just try it! Myles Lane, new B. U. mentor, is Another Wildcat cinder star has a former Dartmouth College star and CHILTON PEN made some fine records during the has had considerable football experi­ TYPEWRITERS summer months—“ Ray” Whitehouse, ence. With the material he has at CARRIES DOUBLE ’32, N. E. I. C. A. A. 120-yard high hand Lane should turn out one of hurdles champion. He has competed the best teams the Terriers have had THE INK For Sale—to Rent in a number of meets this summer and for years. won nearly every race. He has been The probable line-up for New running under the colors of the Hampshire in Saturday’s tilt is B. A. A. Knox and Andrews, ends, Learmouth and Batchellor, tackles, Corti and See the “Ben” Dorson, two hundred and Haynes, guards, Dunnon, center, Graf- thirty pound tackle candidate appears fam, quarterback, Haphey, Jaques, to prefer coaches to tackling dum­ and Cunningham, backs. New Royal Signet Portable mies. The other afternoon he tackled “Al” Miller instead of the dummy—• Alumni Notes lose your glasses, Ben? With Mono-Face Type (Continued from Page 2) Another football star has fallen into ON DISPLAY IN THE THEATRE LOBBY ’32— Raymond Slack and Charles O. the clutches of the law, the regular Wettergreen are working for the center on last year’s Wildcat team Standard Oil Co. was pinched Sunday afternoon—and ’32—Jean Moreau is a cadet at the the charge was one arm driving. Can United States Naval Academy in An­ you imagine it, and in Durham, too! napolis, Md. He is out for freshman ART STEWART football and making a strong bid for a place on the team. AT THE THEATRE ’31— William Wooldridge became Subscribe Now to Your the father of a second daughter dur­ ing the summer. “Bill” is living in Campus Paper Keene. YOU CAN DEPEND ON A LIGGETT & MYERS PRODUCT