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I NDIA S INGAPORE MALAYSIA Notion Press Old No. 38, New No. 6 McNichols Road, Chetpet Chennai - 600 031 First Published by Notion Press 2018 Copyright © Manek Premchand 2018 All Rights Reserved. ISBN 978-1-64324-759-5 This book has been published with all efforts taken to make the material error-free after the consent of the author. However, the author and the publisher do not assume and hereby disclaim any liability to any party for any loss, damage, or disruption caused by errors or omissions, whether such errors or omissions result from negligence, accident, or any other cause. No part of this book may be used, reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission from the author, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews. Contents Foreword �� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �vii 1 Mirror Mirror on the Wall � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �1 2� Praised to the Skies � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �6 3� The Minimalistic Rhythm Strategy � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �12 4� What a Sad Birthday Gift!� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �17 5� Should Song Lyrics Be Censored? � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �21 6� Wind through Your Hair� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �28 7� Make Haste Slowly!� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �33 8� Will the Real Song Stand up Please? � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �37 9� Imitation Isn’t the Best Form of Flattery � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �44 10� The Flightless Bird of Hindi Playback � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �50 11� No Confusion Here� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �54 12� Odes to Nature � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �59 13� Bandits, Indian Style � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �64 14� A Physics Lesson on Holi Day! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �69 15� The Chorus Effect� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �74 16� Question & Answer � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �79 17� Before Sunrise and After Sunset� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �83 18� My Paperwork Took Forty-Six Years! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �87 19� Paniya Bharan Ko � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �92 20� Intimate Moments � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �97 21� There’s Lots in a Name � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �101 22� Smile for Selfie! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �106 23� Life Begins at Forty � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �111 24� Life Begins at Fifty � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �116 Contents 25� The Charm of Pitch and Roll �� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �122 26� The Eighty Carats Asha! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �127 27� Poets Coming Alive! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �132 28� Singing Lookalikes � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �137 29� Doomed Romances� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �142 30� Bakers’ Dozen � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �147 31� Wisdom in a Song� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �151 32� The Secret Everyone Knows � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �156 33� Telepathically Singing � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �160 34� Allah Megh De, Paani De � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �165 35� Quite Rock n Roll� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �169 36� Roshan’s Connected-in-USA Dots� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �174 37� Music without a Platform � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �179 38� The Last Musical Lord� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �184 39� A Real Lata Mangeshkar Devotee � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �189 40� Opera Performance � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �197 41� Trios, Triads or Triets? � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �201 42� Where Softness is a P� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �206 43� Sprinting to the Finish Line� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �210 44� The Hasrat of Hasrat Jaipuri � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �215 45� May-December Romances� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �220 46� Inspirations of a Different Kind � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �226 47� Ambassadors of Charm � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �234 48� The World Did Not End on 21st December 2012 � � � � � � � � � �239 49� The Raja’s Suicide � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �242 50� The Harmless Harmonium � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �247 51� Raj Kapoor vs Archimedes� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �252 52� From Hand to Mouth � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �257 53� The Vision Is More Important� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �262 iv Contents 54� There’s Something About Horses� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �267 55� A Special Mentor-Disciple Bond � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �272 56� The Oldest Hindi Film Musician Alive!� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �277 57� Mermaids of a Different Kind � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �282 58� Lyrical Collaborations � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �288 59� Bollywood’s Tryst with Red! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �293 60� Why Not See the Rainbow?� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �298 61� Denied the Visual Outing � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �303 62� Hindi-Chini Bhai Bhai!� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �308 63� From Gujarat with Love � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �312 64� De De Khuda Ke Naam Pe � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �317 65� Cheers to the Second! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �321 66� Punjabi on a 50-Year Rope?� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �326 67� Lion-Taming Heroines! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �331 68� Living in the Moment � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �337 69� Overlapped for Goodness � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �342 70� The Beauty and Her Joy � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �346 71� Polyglot Poetry � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �351 72� Happy to Be Alone � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �356 73� The Man Who Would Be a Musician � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �361 74� The Real Kishore� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �366 75� Dancing to Their Tunes! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �370 76� What’s Your Poison, Ma’am? � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �374 77� Dafli Uttha, Awaaz Mila � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �378 78� Except Death and Taxes� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �382 79� Singing in the Same Voice � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �386 80� Sir Winston, You Got It Wrong� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �391 Last Word� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �395 v 1 Mirror Mirror on the Wall Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? Asked the vain Evil Queen in Walt Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs� Since then, more than for anything else, mirrors have come to symbolize vanity� Meena Kumari That’s fine, but beware the revenge of Nemesis There have always been beautiful people on Earth, but before mirrors came about, people were not directly aware of their own beauty; they had to be told by others� Pools of still water were there of course, and these did give people a rough idea of their appearance� A Greek myth tells us the fatal story of a handsome young man called Narcissus� His beauty was admired by everyone, but he rejected all overtures� Over the years, he grew conceited in the knowledge, so much so that he didn’t consider anyone worth his time� The Hindi Music Jukebox This was seen as hubris—excessive pride or arrogance in one’s appearance or abilities—which was an insult to the gods� For such offenders the goddess Nemesis had a portfolio: deliver poetic justice� She lured Narcissus to a pool one day and left him there� The young man went about gazing at his reflection, falling in love with it� He was dying to possess the other� Finally, when he couldn’t obtain the object of his desire, he drowned in the pond� The gods had served him just desserts: no one would be able to admire him now� After he died, they placed a flower near the pond and named it after him: Narcissus Poeticus, the botanical name for Poet’s Daffodil� The Persians call