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Stat9 audit finds To find out what's Cheek out tho UWM profanton happening on tho NFL Preview In •pond 6.1 hours a East Side, check the sports section woek In the out our Entertainment to see how your classroom. (Page 3) section. team will do. (Page 8) The UWM Post 1 hursday, September 2, 1993 Kslablished 1956 Volume 38, Number 1 Department of Labor investigates UWM By Jaci Gardell According to a complaint filed fct with the U.S. Department of La­ If this employee was truly bor, employees in the University working these hours, then he of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Student must get paid. Union are not getting paid for overtime hours they have worked. -Cynthia Wirtz, Financial Stan Yasaitis, chair of Local Manager 82, or the Wisconsin State •W Employee's Union at UWM, says view the time cards of all "repre­ he filed the complaint after a rou­ sented and non-represented em­ tine examination of time cards for ployees in the UWM Dining Ser­ the calendar year 1992. vices for possible grievances." According to Yasaitis, the prob­ Bradbury responded in a Jan. 4 lems began when a union member memo stating that Yasaitis' re­ complained that he was being un­ quest was too vague. fairly reprimanded for being late. In a Feb. 3 memo, UWM Din­ The member said other employees ing Services Director Ingrid who were also late were not being Schaacke wrote that Yasaitis' re­ reprimanded. quest was considered an open A term of the contract signed records law request and that he or between Local 82 and the univer­ his designee could view the cards sity stipulates that the standards on their own personal time. applied to one employee must be "This was three months after I applied to all. originally requested an opportu­ In a Nov. 25 memo to UWM's nity to view the time cards," Labor Relations Director Shannon Bradbury, Yasaitis asked to re- CARDS CONTINUED ON 7 • WSA cannot find a bridge to jump from MADISON, Wise. - Even funds to its friends — in the after being voted out of exist­ amount of $200,000 each year. ence, student government at .However, disbanding WSA the University of Wisconsin- proved more difficult than had Madison is finding out it's previously thought. After the tough to simply disband itself. referendum passed, former The Wisconsin Student As­ WSA co-president Kathy Evans sociation disbandment process said WSA was .a corporation has lingered several weeks past and two-thirds of the Senate the original July 1 deadline, must vote to disband in accor­ leaving many questions unan­ dance with a state statute regu­ swered, while at the same time lating corporations. Sports: calling into question the effort When the Senate could not to disband WSA. agree to disband, the Kill WSA In November, students party was formed with only Mitchell finds his pot of gold voted 1,022 to 595 to abolish one goal in mind ~ disbanding WSA in a binding referendum WSA. During the spring elec­ By Jerry C. Smith rent two-time defending champion on the ballot during the WSA tions, Kill WSA co-presiden­ of Slovenia. The team plays in Senate elections. The four per­ tial candidates Heather Mellem Marc Mitchell wanted life after tt Europe's top division, competing cent voter turnout was one of and Andrew Tillema won the college basketball so muchhedidn't It's always fun playing against teams from Italy, Greece, the lowest in WSA election co-presidential elections along wait for a team to come after him. basketball - it beats a real Belgium and Spain. history. with a majority of Kill WSA He found one himself. job. Mitchell went in search of his The vote came after a year­ senatorial candidates. The new Mitchell, the former Univer­ senators then voted to disband -Marc Mitchell dream even though many Conti­ long effort to rid the univer­ sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee nental Basketball Association teams sity of student government by WSA. standout, recently signed a profes­ were interested in his ability to those who thought the associa­ Although WSA is no longer sional contract to play point guard •W make things happen on the court. tion was a waste of time and functioning, the corporation for Smelt-Olimpija in Ljubljana, me," Mitchell said. "It's always "I was contacted by Fort money. still technically exists, Mellem Slovenia, after starting his quest in . fun playing basketball - it-beats a Wayne, Rockford, Omaha and Students perceived WSA to said. late May. real job." Rochester of the CBA," Mitchell be unproductive and full of "WSA isn't officially dis­ "I just wanted to play basket­ Smelt-Olimpija was the five- said. "I decided I could make a lot scandals and mismanagement, solved yet, but we've shut down ball and didn't want to wait around time national champion of the with some even alleging it to for a team to come looking for former Yugoslavia and is the cur­ PROS CONTINUED ON 14 • be a front for those doling out WSA CONTINUED ON 8 • National magazine announces Auditions for Bucks' coach and Magic photo contest for students Symphony on Johnson chair 1993 AIDS Walk Transitions Abroad, a national magazine that details educational and Sept. 7 and 8 Earvin 'Magic' Johnson and Mike Dunleavy will team up as co-chairs economical alternatives to travel abroad as a tourist, has announced a of the 1993 Wisconsin AIDS Walk - "A Year of Magic" Sept. 26. Auditions will be held with the contest for photography students. The Walk, produced by the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin, Inc., University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ The first-place winner will receive $250 and their photo will appear on is a pledge to raise funds for vital AIDS care, education and research kee Symphony Orchestraf or quali­ an upcoming cover of Transitions Abroad. All other photos will be programs in Wisconsin. considered for use at the magazines regular rates. fied string players on Sept. 7 and 8. Prizes will be awarded to the individuals and teams who bring the most Contestants must be students or recent graduates. Entries must be collected pledge money to the Walk. The auditions will consist of a received by October 15, 1993. For information or tickets,cal l (800) 359-9272 in Milwaukee, (800) three-minute prepared solo and For more information contact Lisa Aciukewicz at Transitions Abroad, 359-9272 in Madison and (800) 675-9400 in Green Bay. sightreading at the UWM Music 18 Hulst Rd., P.O. Box 1300, Amherst, MA 01004-1300. Registration information and pledge forms are also available at Kohl' s Building, Room 220. The Sym­ phony Orchestra, under the direc­ Food Stores and other retailers throughout Wisconsin. Indian musician to appear at tion of conductor Margery Deutsch, performs a four-concert Performing Arts Center Sept. 12 subscription series at the Pabst Cash prizes given to students Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia, India's premiere flutist, will appear at Theater and rehearses Tuesday, who win SARA Award the Performing Arts Center Sept 12. Thursday and Friday afternoon. The concert is being sponsored by the India Music Society; The Center For an appointment or addi­ A total of $3,500 in cash prizes will be awarded to winning for the Performing Arts of India; University of Pittsburgh, and The Indian tional information call 229-4609. architectural students in the 1993 Student Design Competition sponsored Council for Cultural Relations (ICCR). by the Society of American Registered Architects (SARA). Chaurasia will be accompanied by Shubhankar Banerjee on the Tabla, Area high The competiton will be conducted in conjunction with the SARA 1993 a two piece drum used as- percussion accompaniment in Hindustani convention in San Francisco, California, from October 20-24, 1993. concerts. schools looking The competition is open to all students attending NAAB accredited For ticket information call 521-4761. architectural schools who meet certain criterial. To get more information for alumni about qualifications or registration call (708) 932-4622. John Marshall and Shorewood African Americans featured in High Schools are looking for photography exhibit at Marquette alumni for its 10 year reunion. Milwaukee theater group Marshall's reunion will be held Songs of My People, a landmark photography project documenting on Oct. 23 at the Wyndham Gar­ dedicating October to women the African-American experience through 150 images by African- den Hotel in Brookfield, and American photojournalists, will open Sept. 17, at the Haggerty Museum Shorewood's on Nov. 27 at the Theatre X is dedicating the month of October to women with of Art at Marquette University and continue through Nov. 7. Embassy Suites Hotel in Milwau­ its mini-series "Theatre X Presents Theatre Women."

The exhibition includes photographs by 50 nationally and internation­ kee. The series will consist of contemporary and original plays, -1 ally known photographers who traveled the country to capture the Alumni are encouraged to call comedy, feminist theater and performance art by and about diversity of the African-American experience. Taylor Reunion Services at (800) women. The series will also include five main stage shows and Other events are planned during the exhibition. For information about 677-7800 to update addresses and five late night shows. those or free tours of the museum, call 288-1669. phone numbers. For more information contact Pamela Percy at 278-0555. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS

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By Chad Sirovina UW-Madison, UWM relies on the TA with having three-fifths of Schroeder had not returned phone TAs for individual contact with the contact with the students and calls for additional comment. Professors have spent progres­ students, although not as heavily. the professor with two fifths. As The audit has also evoked a sively less time teaching under­ At UW-Madison, the audit found Lyall points out, a student only response from the faculty of vari­ graduates at the University of Wis­ that TAs are used for 70.9 per­ enrolls in one discussion section so ous campuses in the UW System. consin-Milwaukee over the last 10 cent of direct contact in group in actuality the professor has two- Gerda Lemer, a retired profes­ years, according to a recently pub­ course sessions. They teach 23.5 .J thirds of the contact with the stu­ sor from UW-Madison, wrote an lished evaluation by the Wisconsin percent of the group primary ses­ dent, and the TA has one third. opinion piece in The Capitol State Legislative Audit Bureau. sions for undergraduates. Lyall also states in her response Times that attacked both the The report, which covered all At UWM, the audit found that that students' educational experi­ audit and media coverage of the campuses in the UW System, TAs provide 29 percent of direct ence is broadened by the exposure the audit. identified several trends at UWM. contact students experience in to support staff. "[The series of articles] According to the report, fac­ group course sessions. They teach Chancellor John H. Schroeder seem to be governed by an ulty at UWM spent about 42 min­ 11.6 percent of group primary also took exception to the report. assumption that UW profes­ utes less in individual instruction sessions for undergraduates. In an opinion piece published sors are lazy sluggards, mem­ with undergraduates in 1991 than Katherine Lyall, UW System in The Milwaukee Journal June bers of a privileged elite which in 1981. Faculty on average, president, disputes the method 30, he notes that the audit does not feeds at the public trough with­ taught fewer than one-half as many used to calculate these numbers measure the out-of-class work done out rendering fair service for students in individual instruction in her response to the report. by faculty, such as time spent its salaries," wrote Lemer. in 1991 than they did in the pre­ According to Lyall, the big­ advising, counseling and Lerner also characterized vious 10 years. gest discrepancy is the fact that mentoring students, as well as pub­ the narrowness of the audit as The LAB audit also evaluated the audit does not calculate the lic and professional service. being equivalent to rating a the fraction of class time faculty hours of contact from a student's sessions led by a professor and "Unfortunately the audit pre­ baseball team by the average spend with their students as op­ perspective. one discussion section led by a sents a very narrow and inaccurate hourly rate at which its play­ posed to other academic staff such In her response, Lyall uses the TA. A student has the option of view of faculty workloads," ers hit the ball in a crowded as teaching assistants. example of a class that meets choosing any one of three discus­ Schroeder wrote. stadium. The report concluded that, like three times a week, two lecture sion sections. The LAB will credit At press time, Chancellor UWM Library has changes in mind By Chad Sirovina Students at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee will notice several changes in the Golda Meir Library during the next year. This year the library has installed a new computer system to replace the work stations that students use to look up books for research. Ewa Barczyk, assistant manager of the library, said the computers are now integrated and simplified. "One of the first things you will notice is the speed," Barczyk said. Using the new computers, students will have access to various different information systems including the UW-Madison catalog, the library's CD-ROM system, and the Wisconsin library data base. "We've combined all of the information into one work station," Barczyk said. "It's a kind of one-stop shopping." A librarian at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Golda Meir Library helps out a student Another change in the library is a reduction in the number of serials using the computer system. The latest system installed should be user friendly and offer more information on available books. LIBRARY CONTINUED ON 5 •

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By Yolanda White Oversight Committee. The com­ settled into its new post by ad­ African-American Studies and mittee is designed to act in an dressing one of the campuses latest Margo Anderson, professor of his­ If you are in a psychology class advisory capacity and was ap­ fct racial discrimination issues. They tory. Anderson chairs the commit­ and your professor makes a refer­ pointed by the chancellor late last / think it was a stroke of will be responding to ongoing tee. ence to you as a "dumb nigger," year. genius. charges made by various commu­ While they holdf ormal monthly what method of recourse against "I think it was a stroke of ge­ -Gary Williams, committee nity newspapers of racial insensi- meetings, they have met and are that professor do you have? nius," Williams said. member tivity and discrimination at UWM, prepared to meet more frequently Gary Williams said there are a According to Williams, this Williams said. when there are more pressing items lot of options available to students committee is different from the -W "It's a responsibility, but not an on the agenda. with complaints about racial dis­ many other committees in that nity leaders, these 20 people will unusually heavy burden," Williams As for the project underway, crimination and harassment. Now representation from all possible advise, make inquiries and hold said. the Affirmative Action Advisory there is one more. areas is present. With a mixture of investigations in response to racial That responsibility is shared by Committee will investigate addi- Williams is the chair of the new faculty, students, classified and discrimination complaints. Maria Franco, of Walkers Point; Affirmative Action Advisory and academic staff, as well as commu- The committee has already Winston Van Home, professor of RACE CONTINUED ON 8 •

«&«&« SWWXSW* ( *f^V€ f9H €f€> (dt Hit f9H 5?t Library/Will carry less serials f Utt UAH y*M> M9Hi/t VJ9tU 9k1 T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 1993 to the "appropriate" 65 per­ fair as possible," Barczyk said. cent. Titles that are devoid of or to which the library subscribes. The goal for 1993-94 is to save lacking academic value or rel­ I A uM.li (""? pnft According to a letter distrib­ $400,000 on serials, which would evance, and those that are not uted to various faculty members, bring the serials share of the mate­ used by the campus community i CMI tk ?tfi *i tmm. the library is in the process of rials budget to 70 percent, accord­ will be eliminated, according to i We mni f? (taw *W it* developing a plan to reduce the ing to the proposed strategy. the proposal. number of magazines and journals According to the letter, several After assessing the cost and %&WM^Vm&ft that the library carries. considerations are being taken into need of all of the serials and The letter describes a two-year account. listening to faculty input, titles plan which will reduce the per­ All disciplines are being re­ will be recommended for cancel­ centage of the library's materials viewed and no exemptions are lation before October which is the budget spent on serials from the being granted. deadline for 1994 renewals. approximated 76 percent in 1992- "We're trying to make this as According to Barczyk, the big­ gest draw on the budget are sci­ ence information magazines put out by European publishers. Barczyk said faculty input has been helpful. "[The faculty] has been coop­ erative," Barczyk said. "We're trying to protect [the undergradu­ ate needs] as well." According to the letter, the entire process will be repeated during the 1993-94 school year in an attempt to reduce the amount spent in the 1994-95 budget by $350,000, which would reduce the percentage of the materials budget occupied by serials to 65 percent. The library is offering instruc­ tional sessions for the new com­ puter system during the month of September.

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Post Classifieds work Try it, you'll like it 229-4578 Page 6 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 Gasthaus to get reality check By Ryan Keland displayed near the middle of the line in order to ensure that players will know how to play and will get Reality isn't always what it full use of the game when they get seems, especially in the Univer­ a turn to use it. According to sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Wayne Doney, Gasthaus manager, Gasthaus. "the game is so realistic it makes The Gasthaus will kick off the you dizzy." fall semester with the arrival of three virtual reality machines. An average game lasts approxi­ mately four minutes and costs $5 - The games will be set up in the -cheaper than most festivals in the UWM Union Concourse Sept. 27 area. Doney also plans to have from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. They prizes for the high score of the will then be moved into the day. Gasthaus and available Sept. 28 to Oct. 1 from 11 a.m. until 11 p.m. Students will be able to check WLZR-FM, "Laser 103," (102.9) out a few new improvements at the will be checking out the new games Gasthaus which include new light­ The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Gasthaus, a place where fun (and beer) can always and broadcasting live from inside ing, a new menu and a full selec- be found, now has one more attraction - a virtual reality system. the bar Sept. 30. The game is called Dactyl Night­ mare and is a system equipped kk with a full outside helmet players The game is so realistic, it must wear. The game's computer makes you dizzy. Survey/Overall results same will pan scenery every way the -Wayne Doney, Gasthaus sponse to students sociaf and recreational needs in­ players rum their heads. The game T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 Manager creased four percent. Comfort went up one percent. is capable of complete sensory Union the "satisfaction level" was 95 percent. Seven Cleanliness, safety, attractiveness and maintenance all deprivation. percent said it was "excellent," 55 percent "good" and decreased very slightly. The object is to kill the other •M 33 percent "satisfactory." Six percent said the mainte­ The survey also asked what could be done to tion of 20 beers on tap at the bar. two players that are using the other improve the Union. The most popular reply was to There will also be a new beer nance of the Union was "below average." machines. Meanwhile, a giant The last main objective of the survey was whether change the price and quality of food. pterodactyl will fly over the brewed specially for the Gasthaus or not the Union meets social and recreational needs. "Food Service must make an effort to use the player's head to try and pick him coming sometime before the end According to the results there was a 98 percent existing research data and develop sound marketing or her up. of this year and a contest will be held to name it. "satisfaction level." Twelve percent rated it "excel­ strategies," Wilmot said. The player must try to kill the lent," 51 percent "good," 35 percent said it was Another question asked what should be retained in pterodactyl for points. If a player For those who are wondering, "Cryptosporidium" has already "satisfactory" and one percent "below average." One the Union, and the most popular answer, as in previous gets picked up by it the game is percent also thought it was "poor." years, was Food Service and the bookstore. over. been entered. The Gasthaus will be open for Wilmot feels that improving this category will be a This survey reflects the students and faculty opin­ While someone is playing the main issue this year in accommodating the students and ions and outlook on the UWM Union which help game they will not be able to hear breakfast this year at 8 a.m. Mon­ day through Friday and will offer faculty with activities that are entertaining and enjoy­ Director Tim Wilmot develop a program that will be or see anything except the video able. more efficient and accommodating to the UWM stu­ scenery and noises that the com­ In comparison to last year's survey, this year's dents and faculty. puter creates. Instructions will be REALITY CONTINUED ON 8 • results remained about the same. The positive re­

r What's YOUR WANTED HEY! Problem? By September 20, 1993 • The UWM Student Association is the official student government of UWM. We were elected to advocate on your behalf FTTDTFT in all levels of government - from UWM Administration all the way to the IEG ASSOCIATION whitehouse. If you've got a problem, we want to hear Candidates about it. Since taking office June 1st, we have lobbied the state legislature to stop a 1% tuition increase, organized the Applications arejmow being ; RAVE discount plan to help combat high accepted for the Independent food prices on campus, and worked with Election Commission, which is the UWM administration to ensure refurnishing of the EMS lounge. There is responsible For holding (hree a student grievance officer of the SA to elections during the academic specifically deal with harassment and yean There are 2 HI 3, year­ discrimination complaints from students. long positions available. These are paid positions. Applications What else can can be picked up in Union E351, and are due at the same we do for you? office by 3:00 pm on September 20, 1993. For more Call or stop by: information call the; Student Union E351 , 229-4366 Association at 229-4366. £ Back-to-School 1993 The UWM Post Page 7 Cards/Union says EXTRA STRENGTH CONDOMS

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Cynthia Wirtz agreed there "I just knew that there was were time cards with the over­ stuff that needed to be done, so I time crossed off, she disagreed did it," the employee said. "I that the Union refused to pay never expected to be paid for it." employees. To the best of her knowledge, Wirtz handles the payroll people who work overtime are for the Union and says em­ getting paid, Wirtz said. But the ployees punching in and out ultimate safeguard against not get­ early account for a lot of the ting paid is the employees them­ overtime. selves. "Punching in six minutes "We have very good employ­ early and punching out six ees that work for us," Wirtz said. minutes late every day ends up "Also very conscientious about as an hour of overtime each what they should get paid ~ and week," Wirtz said. that's only fair. I cannot believe According to Wirtz, the time there's anybody out there who's clock system divides each hour working and not getting paid and into 10 six-minute increments. who wouldn't say something about If an employee who is sup­ it. Wouldn't you?" posed to start at 7:45 punches Yasaitis says the problem is in at 7:44, the time clock auto­ much more common than Wirtz matically goes to the closest thinks. tenth of an hour — in this case "People talk to me about it 7:42. The three extra minutes routinely," Yasaitis said. "And I are considered "overtime" by tell them to put in for the overtime the clock. with their supervisor. Most don't "Some employees will have do it because it's not worth it." 40.1 hours on their time card Yasaitis said some employees and the .1 will be crossed off face retaliation for putting in for because that is considered in­ overtime. cidental overtime," Wirtz said. Although the Department of "Some very consistently punch Labor has not yet concluded its in 15 minutes early. In those investigation, both Wirtz and situations, we rely on the man­ Yasaitis speculated on the results. agers to tell us whether or not "If this tenth rounding thing is the the overtime is hours worked." problem, it may turn out that 'ii ininK your landlord Employees who work over­ what we need to do is insist that time are expected to tell their nobody punch in until the minute supervisor, who then fills out they start working," Wirtz said. a form authorizing pay. One "But what I am concerned about has mistreated you, give copy of the form is attached to is that our work environment be­ the employee's time card. But comes so stringent that it's no sometimes the employee re­ fun. I hope it doesn't turn into ceives pay for overtime on a that." us a eallat 229-4578. different paycheck. "I've heard rumors that some According to Yasaitis, none people can expect back pay," of the six instances were con­ Yasaitis said. "But that's just ru­ sidered "incidental." In five mor. What I expect? I expect We'd like to hear about it. of the six instances, the num­ them to find some way to explain ber of hours of overtime it away." Page 8 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993

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By Rob Peterson freshman, a new and enthusi­ mix of seasoned veterans and astic assistant coach and the green newcomers. In his first two seasons as opportunity to play for a con­ Among the veterans return­ coach of the University of ference championship. ing is senior co-captain Don Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's This buzz of anticipation Gramenz. In each of his first soccer team, Brian Tompkins may be muted by an absence. three seasons, Gramenz has witnessed 28 victories, his Senior co-captain Tony increased both his assist and team's appearance in the Sanneh, the fourth leading goal totals. Last season, NCAA tournament and only points scorer in Panther his­ Gramenz was second on the nine defeats. tory with 89 and last year's team in scoring with 22 points, Last year, however, was a team scoring leader with 28 tied for second in goals with stark contrast for Tompkins points, may not be with the seven and first in assists with and the Panthers. UWM fin­ team in the first two weeks of eight. ished the season with a disap­ training before the Panthers Tompkins looks for more of pointing 6-9-3 record. open the season in the Rocky the same from Gramenz this It was a far cry from the Rococo Classic on Sept. 4. season. average 13 1\2 wins per sea­ "He has chosen to take an "[Don] has seen it all," son during Tompkins' first opportunity to train with a top Tompkins said. "He played a three seasons. youth team in France," very high level of soccer this Despite the Panthers' first Tompkins said. summer playing in Europe. He sub-.500 year during his ten­ Originally in France on a brings the sum of the intan­ ure at UWM, Tompkins be­ tour with the Minnesota Thun­ gibles: experience and matu­ lieves there is much to be ex­ der club team, Sanneh has rity." cited about with the 1993 edi­ elected, "to stay a couple of Another returning veteran tion. extra weeks," according to Tompkins is hoping will pro­ "This is the most positive Tompkins. vide scoring punch is junior I've felt about going into a Tompkins was irritated with Trevor Sisk. season in a couple of years," Sanneh's absence. Last year, Sisk tied Tompkins said. "Even with the "He is there without my per­ Gramenz for second on the stronger teams, there was al­ mission," Tompkins said. "We team in goals with seven and ways an element of not know­ will deal with it when he gets was the team's third leading

...,.;.': i iitr vfifri-iMMMVi ing. Last year there was no *back. He is expected back be­ scorer. -Post photo by Rob Peterson buzz of anticipation." fore school starts." Also returning are junior Sophomore Paul Royal makes one of his seven saves in the Yet, one cannot fault Sanneh's official status for Steve Grimm, sophomore Jake University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's 4 - 0 exhibition victory Tompkins for not containing the beginning of the season is Provan and junior Dean Beck. over the University of Bayreuth (Germany). Junior mid­ his enthusiasm for the upcom­ uncertain. "Trevor, Jake and Steve are ing season. With it will bring As for the Panthers who will fielder Dean Beck is prepared for back up, if necessary. the promise of ten incoming be present, Tompkins has a TOMPKINS CONTINUED ON22^

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ALL STUDENTS, FACULTY AND STAFF WILL NEED TO OBTAIN NEW ID CARDS. Page 10 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 Here comes Mr. Gramenz By Rob Peterson He was brilliant the entire tourna­ ment." Even though he may not physi­ tfr At that point in the season, cally stand out, in the middle of a We just didn't gel as a team Gramenz had tallied five goals and three assists. Gramenz was to score neatly formed line, one can hear a last year. calm and authoritative voice lead­ only two more goals for the rest of ing the University of Wisconsin- -Don Gramenz, Co- the season and only one in the Milwaukee men's soccer team Captain,UWM Soccer Panthers' final eight games. through post-practice exercises. Team With that memory of last sea­ "Extend, extend." "Long steps, son fresh in his mind, Gramenz set now." "Let's go." •w out to play plenty of soccer over As the players' line moves our defensive play," Gramenz said. the summer. across Engelmann Field, one no­ "We just didn't gel as a team last "I played for a semi-pro team, tices from where the voice comes. year." the Minnesota Thunder, this sum­ Many of the Panther players As for his personal perfor­ mer," Gramenz said. "We played tower over the 5-foot-6 senior co- mance, Gramenz would like to six times a week with games on captain from Cottage Grove, Minn. have the stamina to keep up the weekends." Yet, none of them will carry the quick, hard-charging, aggressive As well as playing often, responsibility of leading the Pan­ play for which he is known for the Gramenz and the Thunder often thers through the 1993 season. duration of the season. played against high level competi­ That job and that voice belongs to "I would just like to finish the tion. Don Gramenz. season strong," Gramenz said about "We played some pro teams. With the other senior co-cap­ his goals for the season. "I would We played the Chicago Power and tain, Tony Sanneh, training in like to stay consistent throughout the Winnipeg Fury," Gramenz France, Gramenz is, for the mo­ the whole season. I think I faded said. ment, the sole senior on a team near the end of the season." In addition to high level North with 12 freshman, three sopho­ Gramenz's estimation was cor­ American soccer, Gramenz re­ mores and four juniors. rect; he did fade near the end of ceived a healthy dose of interna­ -Post photo by Rob Peterson The prospect of having a young last season. After his exciting MVP tional soccer. performance in the UWM Miller "We went to Europe for 16 Senior Don Gramenz returns to the field after halftime of the team around him does not bother University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's exhibition match with Gramenz. Lite Panther Invitational, coach days. We played in Holland. We "Once the game starts we won't Brian Tompkins said, "Gramenz the University of Bayreuth. Gramenz hqpes to lead the worry about being a young team," has been brilliant for us this year. CAPTAIN CONTINUED ONl3^ Panthers to a successful season this year. Gramenz said. "Everybody needs to step up and play. Everyone is equal. If you're good enough to put on a uniform, you're good enough to play." During his tenure at UWM, UteflStaff Gramenz has proved he is more than good enough to play. In his TWo great pizzas! One low pricef Always! Always! three seasons in a UWM uniform, Gramenz has appeared in 52 of 58 games, with 43 of those appear­ ances coming as a starter. Gramenz has also increased his personal goal and assist totals in each of his three seasons. Last year, Gramenz posted a career Welcomes You best seven goals and eight assists while starting all 17 games. Gramenz, however, is quick to critique his own performance as well as recalling last season's dis­ appointing 6-9-3 record with some Back!!! trepidation. "I was disappointed with the record, the team as a whole and IUWMI ® $8.00 Burleigh little Caesars Haircuts for Men & Women 2831 North Oakland Ave. Linwood I -o c (0 32 CO 962-9444 Locust O Downe r $JOFF Hours: Sunday-Thursday: 11:00 a.m.-l 1:00 p.m. With ad or Student ID Friday-Saturday: 11:00 a.m.-l :00 a.m. Walk-ins Welcome f little Caesars 332-1017 3809 N. Oakland Ave. LITTLE CAESARS NOW OFFERS SPAGHETTI TO GO! in Shorewood Tuesday 8 - 7:30 LUNCH FOR Wednesday 8 - 5 ! TWO SMALL Thurs & Fri 8 -7:30 10°/ CRAZY BREAD Saturday 8 - 3 PIZZAS LE$$ with cheese RAVE and 2 toppings c VO\A)V\ 69 DISCOUNT WW* 99 plus tax Lunch LJuttei 5 Lunc•hI Special s tochoos e from. $4.75 Given To All UWM 8 warm slides of freshly baked bread brushed 11:30-2:30^ with garfic and topped with parmesan cheese. *6plus tax Col your local LMe Caesars for Mon. to Sat. & Students With Student Valid only with coupon at participating Little Caesars. Valid only with coupon at participating Little Caesars. details. Void 1 lKX) am. to 4.W am.

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Open 7 days a week Page 12 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 UWM women's volleyball enters the Cunningham era Benjamin's By Paul Krueger kills, while Schloemer led the we'll always battle." Deli & Restaurant Panthers in assists last year. Cunningham has quite an im­ A new era of women's volley­ Experience might be a prob­ pressive volleyball resume de­ ball will begin at the University of lem for the Panthers as six of spite being just 26 years old. She 4160 N. Oakland Wisconsin-Milwaukee this sea­ the 10 players on the current won four letters at Notre Dame, son. Kathy Cunningham is the roster are sophomores. But on spent time as a graduate assistant 332-7777 new head coach, replacing Liz the flip side, with a number of at Illinois, was an assistant at Kohli, who took over the team in young players, Cunningham Wisconsin for seven months and mid-season last year after Tom will be able to build for the held the same position at Michi­ Pleyte was suspended. future. gan State for five months before Pleyte built a strong volleyball "We'll have a very young accepting the job at UWM less tradition at UWM, compiling a than a month ago. 545-236 record over the years, Although it has been a some­ but the team was just 1-13 under tt what messy situation, his guidance last year before he The one positive thing about Cunningham is ready to take was suspended. Under Kohli, the last few years here is charge of the UWM women's the team finished with a 3-33 that we have nowhere to go volleyball program. »»HH»»H»»«»»HH»»»HHH record. but up. "I'm excited about the poten­ However, with 10 of 13 -Kathy Cunningham, tial at UWM," she said. "I'm letterwinners returning, there UWM Women's Volleyball excited to come to a school that is is hope the team will start an Coach playing in a league with an auto­ WELCOME upward trend this year. matic bid to the NCAA tourna­ "Our number one goal is to •w ment. Milwaukee is a great improve upon last year," team," Cunningham said. area to recruit from, so I think Cunningham said. "The one "There was no recruiting done we can do it here. When I first BACK SPECIAL positive thing about the last last year so we will fill out our got here, getting the team to­ few years here is that we have roster [with walk-ons]. Basi­ gether was the first order of STUDEHTS • FACULTY • STAFF nowhere to go but up. Couple cally, we'll be setting the basis business. that with the fact that we are in for the future." "The players have a great a new conference, and we re­ There is an automatic NCAA work ethic, are very enthusi­ GUARANTEED FREE LAYAWAY ally aren't faced with any ex­ tournament bid that goes to the astic and have been very MATCHING SOFA LOVESEAT CHAIR pectations. As a result, we can Mid-Continent Conference's coachable," Cunningham said. just go out and play." tournament winner. The top four "Also, Liz (Kohli) has been Linda Granger, a three-year regular-season teams are invited great in my transition. She's letterwinner, will lead the Pan­ to the MCC tourney and the win­ someone they can go to who thers from her outside hitter ner of it goes to the NCAA tour­ they know well. She's been position this year. Jackie nament. extremely helpful. What we've Weigand, another three-year done so far wouldn't have been So, will UWM have a shot at PIECES letterwinner, would have been finishing the season in the top possible without her." another team leader, but trans­ four of the MCC? UWM will open its season W) A/El ferred to Marquette over the "That's hard to answer be­ Saturday at the Butler Tourna­ summer for academic reasons. cause I haven't seen the teams in ment in Indianapolis. You can QUANTITIES LIMITED 3 COMPLETE PIECES: Junior Lisa Diedrich, and the conference," Cunningham get your first look'at the Pan­ V SOFA CHAIR sophomores Kristin Jahnke and said. "Being new to the confer­ thers on Sept. 17, when they |> LCMSEAT Julie Schloemer should be key ence, we just want to give other host Youngstown State at the players for Cunningham. teams the attitude that we will be Klotsche Center. Game time is Jahnke and Diedrich were sec­ an up-and-coming team to con­ 7 p.m. ond and fourth on the team in tend with. And I can tell you that

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By Steve Zimmerman thers will have plenty of fresh legs tt to throw on the field, but lose nine Women's soccer for the Uni­ seniors after this season. This sea­ versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee I'm really excited to be son should be the best chance for is fielding a team ready to chal­ working with this group of post-season play. lenge the top teams in the Midwest players. Making the NCAA Soccer this fall. •Sue Moynihan Tournament field would be con­ Head coach Sue Moynihan is sidered a big step for the team. impressed with this year's team Despite their darkhorse status, there and recently signed recruits. She is a chance the Panthers could feels the team's motivation and University. •nqualif y for the tourney, which takes teamwork will be a big factor in its To bolster the team over the only the four top teams from the success. summer, the Panthers added five Midwest region. "I'm real excited to be working new players. They are Melissa "We'll take only one game at a with this group of players," she Beverung, a sophomore transfer time," Moynihan said. said." from Butler University, high school The Panthers are looking to Co-captain midfielders Barb teammates Jackie Boldt and Chris rebound from a 6-10-1 finish last Endes, Mary Jakubczak and Campbell from Shoreview, Minn., season, complete with narrow sweeper Nicole Schmidt head an midfielder Chandra Konkol and losses to strong teams. The Pan­ experienced bunch that only lost defender Heidi Seefeld, from Sus­ thers had a tendency to play well one senior from last season, Julie sex and Mequon respectively. against teams until late in the game Friesler. Moynihan says they are very and then run out of steam. Off­ Also returning is senior Molly talented and will likely add to the season workouts by the returning Schwab, an extremely versatile depth of the team. This makes it players were dedicated to improve midfielder and backup goalie, and two straight years that Moynihan the team's endurance, their big­ (fflmBm- junior forward Betsy Ribares, the has signed a top-notch recruiting gest weakness. Members of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Women's Panthers' leading scorer in 1992. class. Improved endurance along with Soccer team go through defensive drills during preseason She paced the Panthers with 20 One of the biggest team re­ better team speed and experience training. The Panthers face Wisconsin at Engelmann Field points and eight goals, including sources is the tremendous depth of Sept. 4 at noon. four in a victory over Loyola (111.) the lineup. The experienced Pan- SOCCER CONTINUED ON 22 • Gramenz/ A leader T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 10 ' played a fust division team from Belgium," Gramenz said. "We playedf our games inFrance against second division teams. We played the Zambian national team. 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By Paul Krueger no. It's been 15 years (the 1978- off late in the playoffs. Barnett is a quality wide receiver. '79 Pittsburgh Steelers) since any Washington Redskins-Inju­ The defense, led by Seth Joyner, The more things change, the team has repeated as a Super ries decimated the 'Skins offen­ the top linebacker in the league, more they stay the same? Bowl champ under the same coach sive line last year and just a couple is still strong.-Philadelphia seems That probably won't be the and I don't think the Cowboys days ago it was learned that Jim to be one of those teams that plays case anymore in the National will reverse that trend. Lachey, the best offensive line­ better when the odds are against Football League since free agency Frisco, Washington and even man in the NFL, would be out for them. A tough schedule will keep and a salary cap has been adopted. Green Bay has the manpower to the year with a knee injury. That them out of the playoffs, but they'll While there may still be the pull off a playoff upset. But if the will hurt, but the 'Skins should finish with a winning record. occasional dynasty, it's doubtful 'Pokes do make it to the Super still have a strong offense. They Phoenix Cardinals-For years that any team will be able to keep Bowl, I doubt if any AFC team have good depth in the backfield now, Phoenix has been an NFL a core of players for a number of could beat them. and nice receivers. The defense doormat. But now the Cards fi­ years. Several teams should contend might slip a bit with the loss of nally have the talent to compete. Our own Green Bay Packers in the AFC. Kansas City became Wilbur Marshall, but you get the Garrison Hearst should be an out­ have taken advantage of the first an instant contender with the ad­ feeling that Richie Petitbon knows standing NFL back and while the year of free agency more than any dition of Joe Montana. Houston how to make a defense effective. QB situation is unsettled, who­ other NFL team. By signing should be tougher with Buddy Chip Lohmiller is worth a game ever stands behind center has three Reggie White (the crown jewel), Ryan coaching the defense. Mi­ or two all by himself .--Once again fine wideouts to throw to in Gary Bill Maas, Mark Clayton and a ami also has the makings of a the 'Skins make the playoffs, but Clark, Randall Hill and Ricky handful of other players, the Pack­ Super Bowl team. rently holding out, and while he'll once again they exit early. Proehl. The Phoenix secondary is ers have improved themselves dra­ Anyway, without further ado, surely sign sometime soon, play­ Philadelphia Eagles-Not very good and if Ken Harvey can matically (on paper, at least). But here's my NFL predictions for ers who hold out often suffer many teams could lose Reggie recover from reconstructive knee the Packers are still a ways away the upcoming season, beginning through injury-plagued seasons White, Jim McMahon, Ron surgery, the linebackers will also from being mentioned with the with the NFC East, and appropri­ and don't perform as well as ex­ Heller, Mike Golic, Keith Byars, be strong.—A killer schedule will Dallas' and San Francisco's of ately enough, the Dallas Cow­ pected. Regardless, Dallas should Jerome Brown and Keith Jackson keep Phoenix from winning eight the NFL. boys. be a great offensive team if Aikman in the span of 12 months and still games, but watch them come Dallas hit the big time a year can shake the rust off his back be competitive. But the Eagles mighty close with a season-end­ before most of the "experts" ex­ NFC East surgery. Ken Norton and Charles are one of those teams. Randall ing rally. pected and continued the NFC's Haley lead a Cowboy defense that Cunningham is an inconsistent, New York Giants-How the Super Bowl dominance by crush­ Dallas Cowboys-The Cow­ is one of the best around. Predic­ yet dynamic, quarterback. mighty have fallen. Just a year ing Buffalo last year. So, will the boys are a team with no glaring tion—The 'Boyz should have Herschel Walker and Heath after winning the Super Bowl, the Cowboys repeat? weakness, except second-string enough firepower to win the divi­ Sherman combine to give the I won't keep you waiting ... tailback. Emmitt Smith is cur­ sion, but I think they '11 be knocked Eagles a good backfield and Fred PREVIEW CONTINUED ON 16 • Mitchell/Playing in Slovenia

T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 ball. him in a very nice position." "I sometimes get a breakaway According to Antrim, Mitchell more money in Europe, so I came and the crowd loves it when I dunk made the best move possible and over here. It was a lifelong dream the ball, but I'm pretty much here may even someday end up in the to play professional basketball, so for one reason and that's to feed NBA. I went for it." the shooters on our team." "He didn't make an ego move, Mitchell wouldn't disclose how Feeding the ball inside was just he made a professional move," much a lot of money was, but did one of Mitchell's main roles at Antrim said. "Marc wants to some­ say he was now living comfort­ UWM, as he helped lead the Pan­ day play in the NBA and believes ably. thers to a 23-4 record last year, this is his best way to get there. "Let's just say I make a good tops among the nation's Division I Guys do this with the dream of living," Mitchell said. "My apart­ independents and seventh-best in someday making it in the NBA and ment is paid for and they gave me the country. He also helped the he just may end up there." a car. All I have to pay for is my Panthers to a 20-8 record the year Mitchell says playing in Eu­ telephone bill and gas for my car." before. rope is different than playing col­ Even though Mitchell believes Mitchell was also called upon lege ball, but says he can draw on he could have made it in the CB A, past experience to make the ad­ playing in Europe seemed like his justment. best ticket to an eventual career in tt "It's going to take some getting the National Basketball Associa­ He didn't make an ego used to," Mitchell said. "It's a tion. move, he made a profes­ much more physical style of ball - "I'm going to try to make it in sional move. - one I haven't played for some the NBA someday, but right now, -UWM Basketball Coach time. Former University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee basketball I'm not even thinking about it," Steve Antrim "It's like playing on the play­ standout Marc Mitchell now plays with a professional team Mitchell said. "I'm going to work grounds in Milwaukee. Fast-paced in Slovenia. on my game here and see where it and very physical." leads me. Maybe someday soon •w One adjustment Mitchell may how he does this season. Accord­ Aug. 10. I'll be playing for an NBA team, by Panther head coach Steve never get used to, however, is ing to Antrim, if he does well, he Greene was the Catbird's first but the time just isn't right. Antrim to pick up the slack in being the only American on the may be playing professionally for selection in the draft, as they held "I never envisioned myself scoring last season, tying Craig team and one of very few in a long time. no picks in the first through third playing in Europe, but now that Greene for top honors with a 17.3 Ljubljana. He says the simple things "They'll love him over there," rounds. I'm here, I wouldn't have it any average, and to lead the team in its he used to take for granted have Antrim said. "Marc will definitely The Milwaukee native has not other way. I just want to play full-court defense. become a little more difficult. help this team. He's a winner. signed with LaCrosse, hoping he basketball and this was my best Antrim didn't know whether "Ordering food is really diffi­ "If there is anything Mitchell will be invited to an NBA training opportunity." Mitchell had enough exposure to cult now," Mitchell said. "Some­ does, it's make you win. That's camp next month. According to Mitchell, Smelt- get drafted by a CBA or NBA times they know what I'm talking what he's all about. Because of Greene participated in summer Olimpija was just as interested in team, but knew he had one of the about and sometimes they don't ~ that, Marc Mitchell will be play­ camps for the Milwaukee Bucks finding a point guard as Mitchell best opportunities of any of his which can be a pain. ing basketball for a long time." and Seattle SuperSonics in July was in finding a team. players to make it to the next level "Overall though, being the only Note: Marc Mitchell isn't the and could still sign with an NBA "They were looking for a point and stay. American on the team isn't that only former UWM basketball team as a free agent. guard that could bring the ball up '.'Marc was one of the guys who bad. They treat us pretty well over player to find life after college As a Panther, Greene tied the floor and dish off," Mitchell really wanted to play after col­ here and even spoil us sometimes. basketball, as Craig Greene was Mitchell for the team's scoring said. "They call me the playmaker. lege," Antrim said. "He loves to We definitely have it made." selected by the LaCrosse Catbirds lead last season, averaging 17.3 We have a lot of great shooters on play basketball and will be doing it Whether Mitchell can make in the fourth round of the Conti­ points a game. the team, so I just feed them the for a long time. His talent has put basketball his career depends on nental Basketball Association draft Refund Policy YOUR CASH REGISTER RECEIPT IS REQUIRED FOR All REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES • New and used course books may be returned for a full refundthroug h the third Saturday of classes for the Fall and Spring semesters. Following the third week of classes all course book sales are final. • All merchandise returned must be in saleable condition. All new books must be free of any markings. Covers and pages cannot be bent or torn in any way. • All other merchandise may be returned within one week, except as posted. 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The special teams in with Phil Simms back at the helm. remains to be seen whether they replace a legend, but Dave Tampa are weak. Interesting fact: The Giant WRs are less than ad­ can cover in the NFL. LeRoy Wannstedt seems like the right the Bucs have never returned a equate, but Rodney Hampton is a Butler and Mike Prior should give choice to take over the fledgling kickoff for a touchdown in their bruising RB. The return of Green Bay a good pair of safeties, Bears. Although the Bears won 17-year history.-Every year Lawrence Taylor should spark a though. Chris Jacke is an under­ just five games last year, Mike Tampa has hopes for a decent defense that needs improving.-- rated kicker, but one of the Ditka didn't leave the cupboard season, yet every year they're The Giants have a fairly easy non- league's best. Bryan Wagner is completely bare. The roster con­ stomped on. That won't change conference schedule, but will still an adequate punter. If Buckley tains no superstars, but has its this season. struggle to get six wins. can hold on to the ball, the Pack­ share of solid players. Wannstedt' s ers should have very good special problem will be finding a way to NFC West teams.~The Packers have a tough cover up the weaknesses at the LB NFC Central schedule and won't surprise any­ way.~A fifth-place schedule can and WR positions. Rebuilding a San Francisco 49ers-As usual, one this year, but the team is go a long way and just might lead pair of aging lines also has to be Frisco will be one of the teams to Green Bay Packers-A much improved. Anything less the Lions to a division title. But apriority.-"Da Bears" don't have beat this season. Steve Young is newfound excitement is gripping than a 9-7 record and a playoff Wayne Fontes' game of musical da bite that they used to, but the best QB in football and he has Wisconsin these days. For the berth would be disappointing, and quarterbacks will keep the team Wannstedt is a good motivator a tremendous offense to work first time since the 1960s, Packer the Packers won't disappoint. from gaining any continuity and and might be able to squeeze six with. Jerry Rice and John Taylor fans can claim "the Pack is back" keep them around .500. wins out of this group. combine to form probably the and mean it. Brett Favre leads a Detroit Lions-It's unbeliev­ best pass-catching duo in foot­ top-notch offense that led the NFL able to think that a team with Minnesota Vikings-Things Tampa Bay Buccaneers-If ball, while Brent Jones is a fine in time of possession last season. Barry Sanders could lose 11 aren't going well in Gopherland. there's such a thing as addition by tight end. Ricky Watters is a top Sterling Sharpe is quite possibly games, but thanks to a depleted The Vikes, who surprised the NFL subtraction, the Bucs pulled it off receiver out of the backfield and the best WR in the league and offensive line, the Lions did just last year, will need to come up in the off-season. By letting Vinny doesn't disappoint running the Clayton should be a solid second that last year. Trying to remedy with another magic act to make Testaverde flee to Cleveland as a ball. Plus the line is strong. Al­ receiver. Jackie Harris is on his the situation, Detroit signed three the playoffs this year. Three start­ free agent, Tampa improved its though Mike Cofer is a shaky way to a Pro-Bowl berth and Ed offensive linemen as free agents. ing linemen; Kirk Lowdermilk stability at the QB position. While kicker, the offense can almost West is a good backup at the tight If Detroit's offensive line can mesh and Brian Habib on offense, and Steve DeBerg isn't a long-term score at will. The problem will be end spot. While the running at­ well, Sanders could have a very Al Noga on defense, left via free answer, he's better than on defense. Pierce Holt and Tim tack is still questionable, John big year. Rodney Peete has been agency. Gary Zimmerman, pos­ Testaverde. Wacky Sam Wyche Harris left through free agency, Stephens and Edgar Bennett named the starting QB and he has sibly the best left tackle in the has some talent on this team, but leaving the 49ers with a very should be an improvement over a pair of talented, young WRs in NFL, was traded for a few draft it never seems to matter with average front seven. Tim last year's running backs. The Herman Moore and Willie Green. picks. Then Terry Allen, a ter­ Tampa. Add that to the fact that McDonald is a great safety, but line should also be improved if Pat Swilling should improve a rific RB for the Vikes last year, Paul Gruber says he won't play he can't carry the defense.—Don't Ken Ruettgers signs soon. White, defense that looked great on pa­ injured his knee during training for them ever again and you have cry for the 49ers just yet, their Maas and either Shawn Patterson per, but was bad on the field last camp and will be out for the year. a problem with the offensive line. offense alone should lead them to or Matt Brock should give the year. As usual, Detroit will have Lastly, the Vikes face the tough­ Reggie Cobb is a great young about 11 wins. A Super Bowl Packers a good defensive line, superb special teams with Jim est schedule in the NFL this year. back, but with a weak line and which would be a complete turn­ Arnold and Mel Gray leading the While the Vikes still possess a average at best QBs and WRs, PREVIEW CONTINUED ON 17^

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New Orleans Saints-Pat Swill­ Rison, Michael Haynes, Mike other long year for Knox and Co., They should inch out Buffalo for ing, one of the Fantastic Four Pritchard and Drew Hill can put but the Rams might win a few the division title and make a seri­ New Orleans linebackers (all four points on the board in a hurry. games at the end to look more ous run at a Super Bowl appear­ made the Pro-Bowl) is gone, but When Chris Miller is healthy, the respectable. ance if Offerdahl stays healthy. the Saint defense won't suffer. Falcons have one of the best of­ Buffalo Bills-After being Renaldo Turnbull is a solid re­ fensive teams in all of football. AFC East bridesmaids for three straight sea­ placement. A scary fact about this Unfortunately, Miller has suffered son, at least Buffalo probably team is that although its members through a good number of inju­ Miami Dolphins-For the first won't have to worry about a hu­ aren't widely noticed, the New ries almost every year. Atlanta time since Dan Marino has been miliating Super Bowl loss this Orleans secondary is one of the acquired Eric Dickerson to bol­ around, the Miami defense actu­ year. Unless playoff experience best in the NFL. Put together the ster the running attack, but unless ally carried the team come play­ carries them to a couple upsets, New Orleans defense with kicker he's rejuvenated, Dickerson won't off time. Rookies Marco Coleman it's hard to imagine this team Morten Andersen and you have a make a big impact. Even with and Troy Vincent, and second- repeating as AFC champs. Still, team that should win plenty of Deion Sanders and Tim McKyer, year man Bryan Cox keyed a this is a very strong team. close games. The problem is of­ the Falcon defense was sieve-like through another losing season. revived Dolphin defense. With Thurman Thomas is the best all- fense. The WRs and RBs simply last year. Now Sanders will be Los Angeles Rams-Chuck the return of John Offerdahl, around back in the NFL, and has don't have much talent. And if the playing baseball into October and Knox continues his fourth rebuild­ Miami should be set on the defen­ the talented Jim Kelly and Andre Saints thought they solved their McKyer has signed with Detroit. ing project as a coach. A serious sive side of the ball. The offense Reed to help take pressure off QB problem by signing Wade Want to see how weak the defense offensive force just three years is a bit of a question mark, but him. Although the line is a ques­ Wilson... well, then they 're sorely is? Try naming one player other ago, the Rams, and Jim Everett, should still be strong. Marino is tion thanks to free agent defec­ mistaken.-Tell me if you've heard than Sanders or newly acquired are no longer a feared bunch. the best dropback passer in the tions, the offense will definitely this before ... double figure wins free agent and former 49er Pierce Henry Ellard and Flipper Ander­ NFL and Keith Jackson is the top score some points with its excit­ and an early playoff exit. It's Holt on the Atlanta defense.-- son did nothing last year, and as tight end. Irving Fryar and Mark ing skill players and a fine kicker getting predictable. Jerry Glanville's antics become a result the Rams will look to Ingram will replace the Marks in Steve Christie. Although it lost Atlanta Falcons-Although tiresome as the Falcons struggle rookie Jerome Bettis for offen- Brothers, Clayton and Duper, as Shane Conlan as a free agent, the the featured wideouts. 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Sat Sept 4 Buder Tourney Sat Sept 4 WISCONSIN NOON Madison, WI Rocky Rococo Classic at Buder 1:00 p.m. Sat. Sept. 4 California-Berkeley 5:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m ; Western Kentucky 5:00 p.m. Sun. Sept. 5 St. Mary's (CA) Sun. Sept 5 Wright State 3:00 p.m. Sun. Sept 5||. EVANSVTLLE 1:30 RM. ^ial Michigan 5:00 p.m. ENGELMANj* IpWM INVITE Romeoville, H, Lewis Tourney Sat Sept. 11 N> ILLINOIS* 3:00 p.m Sat Sept 10| lirn MI Tourney Sat Sept 11 :l|groJxlwardsvme, : :s;;;:!::::-l ||Joon Sun. Sept It ALABAMA A & M 3:00 p.m. : : tJW-Creen Bay 2:00 p.m. Sun. Sept 12 : .Missouri-St Loads Chicago State 6:00 p.m. Sun. Sept ,11. Canisius 10:00 a.m Hartford, CT "^Hartford Tourney Wed. Sept 15 %% Marquette 4:00 p.m. Sat Sept»JiaL«ooaJiHBiMiBt 1:00 p.m. lEastern Michigan 8:00 p.m. Sun. Sep| 3:30 p.m, Fri. Sept 111 IjNGSTOWN ST.* J jlfcM. Sun. Sept 19 Gee/ Wastt fe&Tl Sat Sept i|| &8ELAND STATE*;:; (Madison Fri. Sep* SIN 5:00 p.m W STATE | EM. Tue. Sept 21 MARQPETTE J&M. Mon. Sept 20 VALPA* p30 RM. Fri. Sept 2||| Tue.; arquette 7:30 p.m. iiflir' ^»p.m. Wed. Sept 22 at UW| ay 6:00 p.m. Fri. Oct 1 || itler 7:00 p.m. Sat Sept 25 7:00 p.m. Tue. Sept |§| IJWGREEN SAYV 7:00 P.M. E. Lansing, MI Michif : Jlvite Sun> Oct 3 vansville 1:30 p.m. Fri. Oct 1 IPARAISO* 7:00 P.M. Sat Sept 25 Canwhjs. 1:00 p.m. Sat Oct 2§§ prOISGHICAGiSf 2:00 RM. Sun. Sept 26 at $& tate 11:00 p.m. Fri. Oct 8 liana 7:00 p.m. Thu. Oct 7 N.E. ILLINOIS 7:00 RM. Sat Oct 2 WRIGHT STATE 1:00 RM. Sui|jOct 10 |oi»Chicago* 2:00 p.m Tue. Oct ||| «t Bl-Chicago* 7:00 p.m. Fri. Oct >t> iiijjght State* 7:00 p.m. Sun. Oct 3 1:30 RM. Fri. Oct 15 7:|| p.m. fight 5ta Sat Oct l| iulinois* 7:00 p.m. Wed. Oct 6 at Notre Dame 7:00 p.m. Sun. Oct 17 at ll| 3||.m, Tue. Oct Wi atearaiso* 7:00 p.m. Fri. Oct 7:00 p.m. at Br|||y Sun. Oct 10s §§KTON • NOON Fri. Oct 22 QUINCr^||||||||. 2:98 ji.m Sat Oct & : LA'&|££SE 6:00 RM. Wed. Oct 27 7:30 p.m. Sat Oct 1& ^CREIGHTliii: NOON Sun. Oct 24 UW-GRE&* Mi* HiPp.™ at Marquette Fri. Oct 7:00 RM. Sun. OcJlp at Norther|l|Bmois 3:15 p.m. Fri. Oct 29 WESTER!* MUtttM* 2:00 p.m. Sat Oct;| N. ILLINOIS* 7:00 RM. w. ju&m* Sat

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to the Super Bowl last year the ning the Super Bowl. They should T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 17 ing to rebuild, the Jets went out and signed Boomer Esiason, Oilers forgot one thing - to finish walk away with the division title the top 10 in the NFL.-Buffalo is Ronnie Lott and Leonard Mashall playing their game against the this year. still a playoff team with a good to free agent contracts over the Bills. So B uddy Ryan was hired to Pittsburgh Steelers-Bill deal of talent and shouldn't be summer. All are at least 31 years take over the defense and Wilbur Cowher's intense style of coach­ overlooked. However, teams like old. Go figure. While the Jets Marshall was acquired from the ing led the Steelers to a surprising Kansas City, Houston and Miami might win a couple extra games Redskins to give the defense some 11-5 record last year, but the ride passed them by with off-season by signing these guys, it surely bite. The defensive line is getting might be a little more bumpy this acquisitions. won't be enough to get them near older, biit is still the strength of year. Barry Foster gives Pitts­ Indianapolis Colts-A terribly the playoffs. Johnny Johnson and the team with Ray Childress, Lee burgh a strong, rumbling running easy schedule propelled the Colts Brad Baxter give the Jets a great Williams, Sean Jones and Wil­ back, but the Steeler passing at­ to a 9-7 record last year, but backfield, but the line is a group liam Fuller. Overall, the defense tack is suspect at best with Neil things won't be quite so easy this of question marks. Rob Moore should be among the best in the O 'D onnell at the helm and a stable time around. Jeff George didn't and Chris Burkett are good NFL. The offense also has an of lackluster wideouts. Pittsurgh's report to camp until late August wideouts, but Esiason has had endless supply of weapons. War­ biggest off-season acquisition was which should stir a quarterback two straight poor seasons. New ren Moon is one of the top QBs in signing Kevin Greene, a pass- controversy and the schedule in­ York's secondary will be tough, the league and his backup, Cody rushing specialist from the Rams. cludes four NFC East teams this but overall the defense is only Carlson, has looked so good that The defense should be better than year. The offensive line should average.—The oldsters might lead Cook. The wideouts, however, he signed a contract for nearly average and the special teams be improved with the signing of New York to a few wins early, but aren't on par with the rest of the $8.85 million over three years in should be fairly special with Gary Kirk Lowdermilk and Will as the season wears on, the Jets offense. Bledsoe and Co. will the off season. Lorenzo White is Anderson kicking and Rod Wolford, but the RBs, WRs and will wear out. take their lumps, but could be a an underrated, yet dependable Woodson returning kicks.-The TEs are either unproven or aver­ New England Patriots-There force in the near future. The de­ back and has a strong backup in Steelers won't win more than nine age at best. Indy should have a is plenty of reason for optimism fense is led by an aging group of Gary Brown. Webster Slaughter, games this year, but should chal­ tough defense, but will need a in New England with coaching LBs and doesn't offer much in the Haywood Jeffires and Ernest lenge for a playoff spot. better performance from kicker great Bill Parcells on board, but way of stopping teams.-The build­ Givins lead an outstanding group Cleveland Browns-Although Dean Biasucci to improve on last it's doubtful the Pats will see ing blocks are in place, but even of WRs. Former Packer Al Del improving, the Browns are still in year's record.—The Colts are a much success this year. The Pats with a fifth-place schedule, New Greco is fairly consistent from a rebuilding stage. While devel­ popular choice as an up-and-com­ have a young offensive line, a England will have a tough time inside of 40 yards, but not a guy oping into a solid club, the Browns ing team, but I think they'll slide possible franchise player in QB winning five games. you want to see with the game on are growing old at a key posi­ this year. They'll be lucky to win Drew Bledsoe, a tough RB in the line.—Houston is another im­ tion, with QB Bernie Kosar on eight games. Leonard Russell and a terrific AFC Central proved AFC team that has a le­ New York Jets-Although try­ (yet underrated) TE in Marv Houston Oilers-On their way gitimate shot at making and win- PREVIEW CONTINUED ON 21 • FFL/Gives /\J_|_ THRU SEPTEMBER 18, 1993 halftime meaning

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In general, watch for drafting runs. Often, once a kicker is picked, a bunch more will be taken right after that. If you're at the end of a run on kickers don't pick one. Take your lumps and grab a decent defense or position player. Don't wait long to get your two starting RBs. Not too many are overly productive and if you have two of them, you'll be in good shape. ^r TEXAS HEWLETT Look for backups to your play­ INSTRUMENTS PACKARD ers in the late rounds. For in­ m stance, if you have Chris Miller, try to get Bobby Hebert so if Miller gets hurt, you will still have a starting QB. (Not coincidentally, Atlanta did this for real for the 1993 season.) Also, look for sleep­ ers in the middle-to-late rounds. You might find a Ricky Watters in the 15th round or so. While there are plenty of obvi­ ous early-round choices, some of these guys are on my list of players to watch this year. Some aren't well known and some may have better years than expected. QB~SteveDeBerg (usually puts up decent numbers even though he rarely wins) and Chris Miller. RB—Garrison Hearst, John Stephens, Fred McAfee, Jerome Bettis, Heath Sherman, Chris War­ REG. $130.00 REG. $45.99 REG. $24.95 REG. $350.00 ren, Marion Butts, Rod Bernstine, Nick Bell, Harvey Williams, Terry *SALE *SALE *SALE *SALE Kirby and Leonard Russell. WR-Billy Brooks, Mark $97.50 $34.49 $18.71 $262.50 Clayton, Jake Reed, Webster Slaughter, Irving Fryar, Don TI-81 EXCLUDED FROM DISCOUNT IS PRICED Beebe, J.J. Birden, Alvin Harper, $79.OO, MFG SUGGESTED LIST $1 10.00 Desmond Howard, Herman Moore and Michael Haynes. TE~Shannon Sharpe, Jonathon Hayes, Steve Jordan and Jackie Harris. UWMZoemcvL. K~Norm Johnson and Chip Lohmiller. D—Tampa Bay, Green Bay, Chicago, Houston and Seattle. EBHasaBBUS

Cr> wmmi A policy Bad move, /\S the Gods visit the sins of the SA execs fathers upon the children... director? When Student Association Once again Student Asso­ President Laurie Marks approved ciation at the University of the June 18 termination of Marice Wisconsin-Milwaukee has Carmichael as director of the SA proven that they can effectively Resource Center, she clearly let spend student segregated fees her petty jealousies get in the way and not give the students any­ of any rational thought. thing useful in return. Using SA's mission statement Laurie Marks, in her infi­ of putting the students first, Marks nite wisdom, has decided to initiated Carmichael's termination. hire a press secretary ... sorry In actuality, Marks was so intent ... a "policy director" to the upon erasing the work of the previ­ tune of $4,500 annually. ous administration regardless of Sacchin Chheda, the person the good it had done, that the last in question, is the first move in thing she did was consider the the public relations game for students. the SA. Marks opted to let inexperi­ Don't try to reach Laurie enced students run a beneficial Marks personally. Even though business into the ground rather her main objective is to "get than allow an experienced busi­ out to the students more," it is nesswoman to snatch it from the o the University visits the sins of difficult to simply call and ask jaws of bankruptcy, which is ex­ the School of Business her a question. actly where it was with Marks at upon the students. One writer from the Post the helm. left a message for Laurie to What is equally appalling about contact him regarding a story. Carmichael's termination is the fact Chheda screened the call and took that Marks' administration disre­ it upon himself to call the writer garded the former administration's see for that matter, is that the contract may have been imple­ very few beneficial services of­ back. Part of his job description attempt to bring stability to a nec­ contract was approved by the full mented as some kind of revenge fered by SA. must include being the answering essary and thriving business by SA Senate almost a week before measure against them, or to put it The egotistical wrongdoings of machine. an inept adniinistration in this mat­ totally ignoring a contract signed the election, making it an official in Marks' words, "not in good Another member of the UWM ter has clearly wasted the work of by former SA president Lisa act. faith." Post staff was once told by Marks Meyer. Because of their paranoia, This ill-fated decision has left an administration that truly put the students above themselves. that all media relations would be Marks and her cohorts reversed the question of whether or not the According to Marks and her The question we all have to ask done through Chheda. accomplices, the contract signed what was probably one of the best SARC will remain open to benefit ourselves now is "how long are we With all the controversy sur­ by Meyer was not valid because it and most thought out acts to come the students. This one decision by going to stand for this?" rounding the Marks administra- was signed after the SA election. out of SA in years. an over-zealous administration may Only the students at UWM can What Marks failed to say, and All because they thought the have closed the doors to one of answer that. POLICY CONTINUED ON 22 •

The road less traveled has become very busy By Jaci Gardell admitting guilt is the first step to this was not a new situation for mentation pertinent to UWM's discruTunatory activity on campus, rectifying a wrongdoing. The third UWM. The same citation was is­ compliance. One has to wonder why are the same people still chair­ The road to hell is paved with paragraph of the conciliation agree­ sued against the university in a whether the OFCCP "threatened" ing these respective departments? good intentions. ment reads "This agreement does previous investigation conducted to do the same thing in 1981. Most startling of all is the $2.2 Such is the case with the recent not constitute an admission by in 1981. The current agreement Consequently, one has to won­ million tab the university must pick settlement between the University UWM of any violation of Execu­ cites one other violation which was der when the system is going to up as a result of its own ineptitude of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and the tive Order 11246, as amended, the a repeat incident from the 1981 break down again, and who is as a result of its previous inepti­ U.S. Department of Labor Office Vietnam Era Veterans' Readjust­ investigation. going to be held accountable. tude. The money will serve as back of Federal Contract Compliance ment Assistance Act of 1974, as In both instances, the university If the language of this concilia­ pay to 14 women who left UWM Programs (OFCCP). amended, or Section 503 of the signed a conciliation agreement tion agreement is any indicator, the because of discrimination between The Department of Labor found Rehabilitation Act of 1973, as (just like the latest one) which university won't be held account­ February 1989 and January 1993. that the university engaged in a amended, and implementing regu­ outlined its plan for improvement. able. Neither will its chancellor. Who do you think is really "pattern and practice" of discrimi­ lations." The regulations cited by In both instances, the OFCCP was On several different pages of picking up the tab? This university nation and that its capability to the OFCCP all deal with discrimi­ supposed to follow up to see if the agreement, the chancellor and is involved in so many discrimina­ track such discrimination — the nation. UWM was indeed, "toeing the the vice chancellor for academic tion complaints it should have an Affirmative Action Program - was The preceding paragraph in the Affirmative Action line." affairs are held responsible for such account for settling lawsuits writ­ substandard. conciliation agreement indicates How did the system - in this things as gathering a proper data­ ten into its budget. But it doesn't, The dailies, the local alterna­ that the OFCCP thought UWM case UWM's utilization analyses - base from which the Affirmative and in this instance the $2.2 million tive press and of course, both cam­ violated all the abovementioned - manage to break down to the Action Program can operate and will be picked up by the depart­ pus newspapers here at UWM re­ statutes. Why doesn't the univer­ point that the federal government deciding the length of a tenure ments where the women worked. ported the investigation process sity have to admit they violated the had to intervene again? Isn't that track professor's probationary pe­ The result: a cutback of resources and the findings eagerly. Officials law? what was supposed to be prevented riod. Both issues are at the core of and classes for the students. speculated, both publicly and pri­ On page five of the agreement, in 1981? UWM's problem with discrimina­ If we, the students, are going to vately, that UWM would finally the OFCCP writes that UWM failed In this conciliation agreement, tion. Why is the OFCCP putting pay for the current and historical have to toe the Affirmative Action to assess "current participation of UWM must adhere to stringent the same people back in charge of ineptitude of this university, then line. minorities and women, compare deadlines concerning the update of a program they already messed up we demand accountability, if not Apparently these officials that participation to availability, utilization figures and the imple­ once? from the departments, perhaps from haven't read the conciliation agree­ and identify areas where focused mentation of a better Affirmative For that matter, considering the the chancellor himself. While we ment between UWM and the affirmative action efforts are nec­ Action Program. The OFCCP stipu­ fact that Fine Arts, English and have done nothing, we have paid OFCCP. essary." lates in the agreement that it has the Business Administration are the for everything. As anyone with a mother knows, According to the agreement, right to inspect any and all docu­ three departments cited for the most

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Tommy Vardell, AFC West because they had defensive back, will miss the season with an injury.—San fortunately for Seahawk fans, Leroy Hoard and Eric Metcalf little competition in the divi­ Diego won't be able to sneak not much was done to remedy give the Browns a balanced sion. Now the AFC West is one up on teams this year. With all that problem. Rick Mirer was and talented backfield, but the of the strongest divisions in the competition in the AFC drafted, but probably won't wideouts are suspect. football, but the Broncos will West this year, nine wins and make much of an impact. Cleveland's defensive line still be in the hunt for the a possible playoff berth could Kelvin Martin was signed away should be a good one with Jerry division title. Wade Phillips, a be expected from the Charg­ from the Cowboys and will Ball and Michael Dean Perry very popular figure in Denver, ers. probably start opposite Brian taking up space. The LBs are a has replaced Dan Reeves and Blades, but RB Chris Warren group in transition as several given John Elway a more lib­ Los Angeles Raiders- will still key the Seahawk of­ young players look to unseat eral offense to work with. That Thoiigh still intimidating de­ fense. Cortez Kennedy, the veterans like Clay Matthews. decision could mean big years fensively, the Raiders have NFL's best defensive lineman, The secondary and special for Elway, WR Arthur Mar­ struggled offensively recently, leads a strong defense. But the teams are big question marks.- shal, TE Shannon Sharpe looking nothing like the "Pride tight purse strings of owner -Cleveland is heading in the (Sterling's little brother) and and Poise" boys of the suc­ Ken Behring have irritated right direction, but will find it RB Rod Bernstine, a free agent cessful Raider teams through many defensive players and hard to improve on its 7-9 signed away from the Charg­ the 1970s and '80s. Several could have a bad effect on the record of a year ago. ers. Offense shouldn't be a whoever is behind center, but new players will try to reverse team's attitude.-Seattle seems that trend this year. Jeff Cincinnati Bengals-Taking problem for Denver, but the the wideouts are suspect. Kan­ to be a franchise with real ques­ Hostetler, a solid QB who the more traditional approach defense will have to improve. sas City has an exceptional tionable ownership. Although doesn't make many mistakes, to rebuilding, the Bengals will Solid from the line to the amount of talent on defense, the Seahawks will be improved, will replace the erratic Jay it's doubtful they'll win more be a very young team this year. backfield, Phillips should get led by Derrick Thomas and Neil Schroeder. Nick Bell will be­ than four games this year. David Klingler will take over this group to play.—In a dog­ Smith. Put everything together come the full-time runner with the reigns at QB now that fight, the Broncos should be and add Nick Lowery to the the exodus of Marcus Allen Predictions Esiason is gone and ex-Packer able to pull off a division title mix and you have a Super Bowl and Eric Dickerson. Bell is Jeff Query will likely be the based on tiebreakers. But if contender.—If Montana stays Karl Mecklenburg, Steve healthy, this team should win big and fast, but hasn't shown In the NFC, I see Washing­ most experienced receiver on durability. Ethan Horton and ton, Detroit and New Orleans the team. Harold Green and Atwater, Tywme Braxton or the West and make the Super Dennis Smith doesn't last Bowl. If not, Kansas City will Tim Brown are a pair of good making the playoffs as Derrick Fenner should give the wildcards. Either Washington through the season, Denver have a tough time making it to receivers and the Raider OL is Bengals a solid backfield, but above average so the offense or Frisco will upset the Cow­ will drop out of first. the conference championship. the scoring potential of the team should be improved. The de­ boys in the playoffs and the Kansas City Chiefs-Every- San Diego Chargers-A fifth- lies with Klingler. Cincy's de­ fense is led by possibly the 49ers will make it to the Super one has the Chiefs penciled in place schedule and an incred­ fensive line is strong and best cornerback duo in the Bowl. Buffalo, Kansas City and ible run of good play and good young. No player has more as a Super Bowl participant AFC, Terry McDaniel and Pittsburgh should advance as luck lifted the Chargers to a than three years of experience since they acquired Joe Mon­ Lionel Washington. The LBs wildcards in the AFC. My division title last year. Stan other than former Wisconsin tana, but there will be plenty are very suspect, but Anthony guess is that Miami and Hous­ Humphries had a fantastic year star Tim Krumrie, but Alfred of tough competition in the Smith and Howie Long lead a ton will make it to the AFC in his first as a starter and Williams and John Copeland West. And while Montana tough defensive line.--Art championship game with the Marion Butts leads a very deep look to have outstanding ca­ should still be a top-notch QB, Shell should have a pretty solid Dolphins advancing. Then and talented group of RBs. reers ahead of them. Cincy's his line is suspect, he's old and team this year, but getting to Steve Young silences his crit­ LBs, DBs and special teams every defense in the AFC West Anthony Miller is a top WR, .500 will be a chore with the ics and leads the 49ers to an­ will all be weaknesses this is strong. It's very doubtful but San Diego has had trouble Chiefs, Chargers and Broncos other world title, the ninth in a year.—This team has as good that Montana will last a full finding someone to play oppo­ around. row for the NFC. site of him (Sound familiar, of a chance as any to get season, although Dave Krieg Seattle Seahawks-Through Watch -sNFL Marshall Faulk in next year's is a capable backup. Harvey Packer fans?). LB Junior Seau most of 1992, the Seahawks draft. Williams should provide help and DL Leslie O'Neal lead one were a pitiful team. But over predictions in later issues AFC West as a fine all-around back for of the best defenses in the NFL. the last five weeks of the sea­ of the UWM Post. Hours Mon, Wed & Fri 9:30-6 964-7140 Tues & Thurs 9:30-5 Sat 9:30-4 SEXUAL HARASSMENT and Bbe, New Jersey Deck, Josh Fraundorf and Chris Jahr. day one a goal of ours is to win the "He has incredible strength and work and senior Jack Hansen suffered a ca­ The Panthers have also added depth at conference. Athletes like an opportunity ethic. He has learned to play within his reer-ending knee injury in the spring. goalkeeper with freshman Jason for increased meaning in their contests." limits. I think he will emerge as a very Moving into the neighborhood to Burdge. Tompkins is not even daunted by the good player." help Royal defend are a handful of Helping mold the youngsters into prospect of having nine road games in ten Another Panther who may be poised freshman whom Tompkins believes will competent Division I soccer players will be dates during the middle of the season. for a breakthrough year is sophomore add quickness, aggressiveness and a new assistant coach Louis Bennett. "If we approach it with the correct t.jf* goalkeeper Paul Royal. youthful energy to a defense which was Tompkins also will call on the services of attitude we will try to create a certain Royal, who started nine games for prone to let leads evaporate last year. ex-Panther keeper, John Mroz, to help combative attitude about going on the road," UWM in 1992, has sole possession of "We didn't really have the right with the goalkeepers. Tompkins said. "We're going to relish the the goalkeeping duties, due to Doug types of players in the right positions Tompkins believes with the veterans, challenge." TELEMARKETING Women/Speed generates wins Downtown Milwaukee Sell quality products with great market acceptance: T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13 ally reach their level of success. 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• Back-to-School 1993 The UWM Poet Page 3 Students allege 'hazing1 by student organization

By C/tad Sirovina of Christian Advance said he did tion makes no mention of the Mil­ According to Smith, the Mil­ not believe his group was guilty of "I think hazing can very waukee Church of Christ, and only waukee Church of Christ is affili­ More than 20 University of hazing because there is a scrip­ much be a matter of two of the subsequentrenewal forms ated with the Boston Church of Wisconsin-Milwaukee students tural basis for it. perspective." make a mention of the affiliation. Christ, the recognized leader of the recently filed a class action lawsuit "[The allegation of hazing,] in -Ruel Alejaga, student "It's a real good case," Smith "discipling" movement. This against Christian Advance, a stu­ my view, is under dispute," Alejaga said "We're not settling for any­ movement is characterized by sub­ leader of Christian Advance dent organization on campus. The said. "I think hazing can be very thing less than revocation (of the mission and imitation of one's su­ lawsuit, filed with the University much a matter of perspective." charter)." perior, according to Dr. Flavil R. Student Court, alleges the organi­ Froumfelker said the case be­ Lastly, she said she knew of at Smith said the plaintiffs are dedi­ Yeakley, Jr.'s report "The zation violated university hazing fore the USC is not directed at the least two homosexuals who were cated to seeing the lawsuit com­ Discipling Dilemma." policy, used discriminatory prac­ religious beliefs of the group, but planning to "convert" in order to pleted because of the number of Alejaga admitted the Milwau­ tices in selecting members and instead at the actions they take. remain in the organization because people this group has affected. kee Church of Christ is affiliated misrepresented themselves to new "They're outwardly breaking the church forbids homosexuals. "We believe the entire campus with the Boston Church of Christ. recruits. the rules," said Froumfelker. "We don't think the university is being damaged," she said. "That's a definite vyes,' " Ethan Froumfelker, a former According to Froumfelker, the should condone this behavior by According to Smith, both the Alejaga said. member of the organization and group is affiliated with the Mil­ allowing this student organization Student Association and the Office Other universities have taken one of the plaintiffs, described the waukee Church of Christ which is to exist," Smith said. of Student Life were aware of many steps against groups affiliated with policy of "marking" a member considered by experts to be a cult. Smith claims Christian Advance complaints about Christian Advance the Boston Church of Christ, ac­ with whom the group has a prob­ "It's a group that uses mind misrepresented itself in its applica­ pertaining to both their recruiting cording to a New York Times lem by singling out the individual control," said Froumfelker. "Un­ tion for a student organization char­ techniques and the drastic changes article from Nov. 3, 1991. and forbidding all of the members fortunately I was a victim of one of ter by failing to mention its affilia­ that students go through when they Harvard University issued a of the organization to associate these things." tion with the Milwaukee Church of become members, but neither could pamphlet to its students cautioning with or speak to that person. This Suzanne Smith, the plaintiffs' Christ and to its members by not do anything because no formal them about the recruiting tech­ practice is a violation of the legal counsel in the matter, said telling them they are recruiting for complaint was ever filed. niques of the Boston Church of university's hazing policy as stated she based the allegations of dis­ the Milwaukee Church of Christ. "Their hands were tied," said Christ. In 1991, Northwestern in the UWM Student Organization crimination on several factors, one The student organization hand­ Smith. University issued a similar warn­ Handbook because it is intended to being that a student has to be a book states that charter applica­ Smith herself put months of ing pamphlet about high pressure create mental duress and impairs member of the Milwaukee Church tions must include "copies of any work into compiling the evidence religious groups in general, how­ an individual's freedom of thought. of Christ in order to be a member documents which authorize the needed for her proceedings. She ever it was admitted the step was "I was reluctant to be a witness of the student organization. She group to be directed in any way by guessed the amount of work neces­ taken inresponse to concerns about at all because they "mark' you," also said women are not allowed to an organization with which the sary for a formal complaint was the the Chicago Church of Christ, which Froumfelker said. teach men and must take secondary UWM student organization will be factor that deterred people from is also affiliated with the Boston Ruel Alejaga, the student leader leadership roles within the group. affiliated." The original applica­ taking action earlier. church. SARC director's departure creates controversy By Jerry C. Smith 14. The contract was signed April year, with a 10 percent increase in 21. "What her contract did was each of the following four years, One month after signing a 5- "I was told I had a half- According to SA Policy Direc­ was based on her education and hour to leave the premises." allow her to take control out year contract as director of the tor Sachin Chheda, none of that oftheSA." business experience. Student Association Resource Cen­ -Marice Carmichael, mattered. He said the reasons "The contract was entered into ter, Marice Carmichael found her­ former SARC director Carmichael "left" were between -Laurie Marks, SA because of my work in the previ­ self without a job. SA, the SARC and her. President ous months and because of all I had SA president Laurie Marks "Marice can talk about the good accomplished," Carmichael said. would not elaborate on what took dent Lisa Meyer, her notice of things she has done at the SARC all take control out of the SA. She had "The idea was to get some stability place June 18, but said the SA's termination must be in writing. she wants," Chheda said. "If she control over so many things that it to the business. official stance was that Carmichael Skendziel disagreed. wants to say she was fired, SA is didn't become the SA's right to "With administrations chang­ "left" the SARC. "We don't consider the con­ not going to dispute that. We sim­ make decisions anymore, it be­ ing every year and the contracts Carmichael tells a different tract between Marice and S A to be ply don't think she had a con­ came Marice's decision." for equipment being signed every story. a valid contract," Skendziel said. tract." Carmichael disagreed, saying five years, the business needed "I was called by Charlie "It was a lame-duck administra­ Marks agreed. one of the reasons for her termina­ some kind of stability. I wouldn't Skendziel (SA vice-president) at tion that approved the contract and "We had a problem with how tion may have been political. have signed the contract if I didn't noon on Friday, June 18 and told was signed 10 days after the SA much money she was making and "They didn't get into why they believe the business could make it that because I was being paid too election. how much money she was making wouldn't honor the contract," and was worth while." much and because I had too much "Would apresident of the United and how much money she was Carmichael said. "They did, how­ Carmichal believes her firing control over their business, I was States be allowed to sign a treaty making," Marks said. "We also ever, feel it had been implemented may have also been a result of being fired," Carmichael said. "I with the Soviet Union in Decem­ questioned the number of vacation as some kind of revenge measure earlier friction between her and was told I had half an hour to leave ber, after he had already lost the days and the fringe benefits she because the party that was leaving Marks. the premises or they would call election?" received. represented it and their party hadn 't "I knew they weren't terribly security and have me removed." However, the contract was ap­ "It was signed by the proper been re-elected." excited with the way things were Carmichael said she informed proved by the full SA Senate on parties, but the question is whether According to Carmichael. how­ going," Carmichael said. "I had Skendziel that according to the April 8, one week before the elec­ it was signed in good faith. What ever, the contract, which paid her contract signed by former S A presi- tion, which was held April 13 and her contract did was allow her to a yearly salary of $21,600 the first SARC CONTINUED ON 17 • Q FECIAL HOURS LSAT AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 1993 MCAT AUGUST SEPTEMBER GMAT MON 23 8-6 WED 1 8-6 GRE TUES 24 8-8 THUR 2 7-9 (CLASSES BEGIN) WED 25 8-6 FRI 3 7-6 Classes are starting right now. THUR 26 8-4 SAT 4 10-4 Call 277-9990 FRI 27 8-4 SUN 5 12-4 LSAT starts August 30 and September 2. SAT 28 11-3 MON 6 CLOSED (LABOR DAY) GRE starts September 7. SUN 29 12-4 TUES 7 7-8 MCAT starts Tonight MON 30 8-6 WED 8 7-8 (August 17) GMAT starts Tomorrow TUES 31 8-6 THUR 9 7-6:30 {August 18) KAPLAN Course Book Sales The answer to the test question. begin Aug. 16 UWM MX**, Page 4 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 Irish works at UWM Art Museum a pot of lost gold Art Museum to scheduled to appear at the musical. I think he hears the for several impromptu music opening reception for the ex­ "I think he hears music as music as he paints them, so the sessions during the evening all feature works hibit, which will take place he paints them, so the paintings become very much through the week. from 5 to 6 p.m. Wednesday in paintings become very much alive, with a lot of Celtic in­ As an Irish Fest preview of of Irish painter the UWM Art Museum, lo­ alive ..." fluence and design." sorts, two bands are scheduled cated in Vogel Hall. 3253 N. -Mary June Hanrahan, The Art Museum exhibit to bring some Irish music with By Brian Huber Downer Ave. arts coordinator for Irish takes place in conjunction with an edge to Bodolino's Thurs­ The paintings, 15 large bril­ Fest UWM's Irish Summer School, day night. Belfast's Four Men Myth, music, mummery and liantly colored works of oil, which takes place this week. A and a Dog will appear, as will ... the Pied Piper? take a slightly skewed look at inspired by a lot of old, turn- highlight of the week's pro­ Nova Scotia's Rawlin's Cross. This eclectic combination Irish musicians in a variety of of-the-century photographs of gramming will be music les­ Admission is $3. is the result of the works of contexts as seen across nearly Irish Pipers," said Mary June sons given by Irish musicians. In addition, approximately Irish painter Dara Valleley, 100 years. The majority of Hanrahan, arts coordinator for "The sound of Irish music 12 more of Valleley's paint­ whose works will be on exhibit Vallely's subjects come from Irish Fest and a UWM sopho­ should be heard at various spots ings are to be exhibited at at the University of Wiscon­ his impressions of the turn of more majoring in Art. around the campus this week, Milwaukee's Irish Fest, which sin-Milwaukee Art Museum the century book Irish Min­ "I say ^inspired' because like the Union and the Art takes place this weekend at the through Aug. 29. strels and Musicians, by Chi­ he takes them (photos) and Museum," according to Maier Festival grounds. Ad­ Vallely, a painter, per­ cago police Captain Francis makes them his own," Hanrahan. In addition, the mission is $7. former and staple at O'Neill. Hanrahan said. "When you see musicians are expected to head Milwaukee's Irish Fest, is "(Vallely's) paintings are the paintings, they look very across the street to Bodolino's IRISH CONTINUED ON 17 • Music in the blink of an 'A By Novak Sekulovich Mangan's gifted and devoted that is unique. collaborator. Mroczek is also I had the good fortune of hear­ Very few musicians are a composer and has done vo­ ing some of EIE'S presently blessed with the abundance of cals on some of EIE's mate­ unreleased work and was particu­ talent needed to master more rial. He offers feedback on larly impressed by the first move­ than one instrument and com­ Mangan's work, and possesses ment of Mangan's epic, pose quality music as well. a serene disposition which OMELEBELLA. It is a moody, One musician of such talent is complements Mangan's hard- pastoral piece, scored for solo pi­ Paul Noel Mangan, the leader driven nature. But most im­ ano. Mangan has an original, me­ of a musical entity called EIE portantly, he adds his strong lodic and free-flowing style that is (pronounced "Eye"), which is and skillful bass playing. similar to Tony Banks of Genesis. presently based in Brookfield, Through the artful use of In order to fully express the Wise. sound and provocative instru­ depth and scope of his creative Mangan is a brilliant vi­ mentation, EIE paints sonic vision, Mangan employs an arse­ sionary, who at the youthful landscapes and weaves com­ nal of electronic keyboards. age of 31, possesses over a plex orchestral tapestries that In an age where corporate mu­ quarter-century of musical ex­ capture the adventurous spirit sical stagnation is the norm, and in perience. His high level of pro­ of the progressive rock era. an age where the phrase "alterna­ fessionalism is displayed But the music is energized tive" has literally come to mean through meticulous attention by a refreshing and dynamic "no alternative," EIE stands firmly to detail. 90s sensibility. The dark mu­ on a path of its own. Mangan is also a accom­ sical flavor of David Gilmour There must be a record com­ plished pianist, keyboardist, and Pink Floyd is an underly­ pany somewhere that is courageous guitarist, vocalist, and com­ ing influence, but traces of enough to work against the odds poser. Styx, Genesis, and Kansas are with EIE to change this pattern and Jeff Mroczek, co-founder of also found. The overall syn­ rejuvenate the progressive rock EIE and creator of its name, is thesis is blended into a whole genre. EIE Affiliated Crisis Pregnancy Center Think you might be pregnant? Vicasso, Wlatisse, §oua & O'Keeffe... You're Not Alone Ylflingle with the Tlflasters &uom Gontempomries. 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EAST KENWOOD BOULEVARD Back-to-School 1993 The UWM Post Page 5 Who decides whether or not you get into a class Lack of known in the Milwaukee Journal. in my own course," Dittman believe Dittman's only mistake Dittman's opinions were also "Although they're a said. was publicizing his intentions. debated on a local radio talk minority, I'm sure there are According to Halloran, no A professor in the Depart­ standard could show. professor is allowed to adjust ment of Mass Communication Among other hotly disputed professors here who set the the capacity of his/her course speaking on the condition of lead to abuse topics, Dittman's memo raises capacity lower than they to "save" seats for students. anonymity, said he had never By Jaci Gardell the question of who enforces have to." "In the case of Physics 107, been approached by the de­ course capacity at UWM. -UWM Professor we are not going to act con­ partment chair and told how Controversy follows Rich­ In the last paragraph of his trary to the university's prior­ many students he was required ard Dittman. memo, Dittman suggested a ity of registering students," to have in his course. The University of Wiscon­ new registration procedure for save space for juniors and se- Halloran said. "Usually how it happens is sin-Milwaukee Physics profes­ his class. Physics 107. or Phys­ niors who really need the Although there is a set or­ that someone comes around and sor was recently taken to task ics in Everyday Life. Dittman's course." der in which students are en­ asks us what courses we'd like by a group of students over a plan was to reduce the capac­ After meeting with the as­ rolled in class, there are no to teach and what we would memo he wrote concerning reg­ ity of all his sections of Phys­ sociate chair of the Physics rules that state how many stu­ like the capacity to be set at," istration priority. ics 107 to less than the room Department, Dittman sent the dents a professor must have in the professor said. The profes­ Dittman alleged in his June capacity. The excess seats memo to academic advisors in his/her class. sor went on to say he thought 18 memo that students in the would be available to juniors the School of Letters and Sci­ "We (School of Letters and there were capacity require­ athletic program and the De­ and seniors on the first day of ence, indicating that the advi­ Science) normally don't dic­ ments concerning the accredi­ partment of Learning Skills and in-person registration, Aug. sors should let students know tate the capacity," said G. Ri­ tation of the department, but Equal Opportunity were given 24. On the second day, the about the excess seats. chard Meadows, Associate that he was never told about "special priority above the excess seats would be avail­ Shortly after sending the Dean in the School of Letters them. publicly announced priority." able to anyone on a first-come, memo, the Physics Department and Science. "Usually there is According to Physics De­ The results of this special pri­ first-serve basis. received a note from Letters interaction between the instruc­ partment Chair Nicholas ority, according to Dittman, According to Dittman, and Science Dean William tor and the department chair." Papastamatiou, the capacity of are "institutional duplicity, Physics 107 is always filled to Halloran stating that Dittman's Meadows, who looks over a course can be altered by a crowding of classes with sub­ capacity and many juniors and suggestion was contrary to course capacity for several de­ professor if he/she requests it. standard students and lack of seniors who need the course university policy and couldn't partments within the School of "If I feel the professor has access for qualified students." have trouble getting it. be done. Dittman readjusted Letters and Science, said when good reasons for altering the The memo angered some "My class is full and usu­ his capacity, but was unaware capacity drops below 15, he capacity of his course, then I UWM students and was the ally stays full until after in- he had violated any policy. asks for justification from the will change it," he said. subject of several letters to the person registration," Dittman "I just didn't know I didn't professor. editor and a featured editorial said. "I thought I would like to have control over the capacity Some university officials CLASSES CONTINUED ONl7^ New semester- new smoking University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee By Ryan Keland The third floor smoking area "/ think eveiy building on is limited to an area in the Beginning Sept. 1, the Uni­ southwest portion of the campus should be versity of Wisconsin-Milwau­ Kenwood Inn. kee will give in to the environ­ completely smoke-free." UWM Union Director Tim SMOKE-FREE mentally safe, politically cor­ -Win Allison, UWM Wilmot said students would not rect 1990s and make its cam­ student even notice the change in the pus smoke free. snack bar because it is closed The campus won't be the for construction. 100-percent-smoke-free cam­ Palm Garden and in Channel According to Wilmot, all of pus that was originally desired One. the first floor, including the by Chancellor John Schroeder, The Union will allow smok­ food court will be smoke free. but it will be close. It is un­ ing in at least one area on each The new policy has been clear how long this policy will floor. In the basement, both met with mixed feelings, espe­ actually last but for now the the Gasthaus and the Recre­ cially by smokers who wonder only areas where smoking will ation Center will have a desig­ about the size and location of be permitted are in the nated smoking area. Smoking smoking areas. Many students Sandburg residence halls and will also be allowed in areas in retained mixed feelings about the Student Union. both the Eighth Note Coffee­ the new policy. In the Sandburg towers, house and the Snack Bar. "I think the policy will work smoking will be permitted in People on the second floor will if everything is clearly marked private residences, a small area only be allowed to smoke in a and there are large signs posted in the northeast part of the small area at the south end of at all smoking sections," said cafeteria, a small area in the the second floor study lounge. Paige Putning, a psychology major at UWM. Most smokers are happy there are at least a few places JOB OPENINGS AVAILABLE inside campus buildings where they can smoke, but some non- WORKING WITH CHILDREN AT THE smokers do not share the same UWM CHILD CARE CENTER feelings. SMOKING CONTINUED ON 12 • 8^-^ ASSISTAN^ T CHILD CARE TEACHERS *gfc $4.25^$5.00/hr. $8.00 Po you care about children? 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"Fingered" will be followed by other Kern shorts, The 16th Annual Latin American Film Series including his video for "Death Valley '69" by Sonic will run Sept. 24-30. Latin American filmmakers Youth. will premiere new works and answer questions after Oct. 28's second feature will be "Hated: GG Allin the films. and The Murder Junkies." Time/Warner gave the Punk Rock Thursdays are sure to be a highlight film's director, Todd Phillips, a $10,000 grant to finish this semester. the movie on the ultimate punk rocker. Julien Temple's mockumentary of the Sex Pis­ Allin was known for his live performances, which tols, "The Great Rock and Roll Swindle," and included self-mutilation and defecation. "Blitzkrieg Bop," which documents the rise and An altercation with a female fan in Michigan landed influence of New York's punk scene, will be shown Allin in jail for a short sentence. Recently released, Oct. 7. Allin died earlier this summer before he could fulfill the "Rude Boy with The Clash" (Oct. 14) blends live live Halloween suicide he had promised for years. performance from the late 1970s punk explosion in There are two versions of "Hated," the latest featur­ the UK with a narrative involving a working class ing footage concerning Allin's death. At press time, it kid who follows The Clash through England's urban remained unclear as to which version will be shown. squalor. Todd Phillips will be present to discuss the filman d "Hippy Pom," co-directed by Jon Moritsugua may also appear at an upcoming Popcorn Forum on and Jacques Boyreau, will be shown Oct. 21. censorship. Featuring music by Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), The Native American Film & Video Series will run Superchunk, Cop Shoot Cop and Unrest, the film Oct. 29-31. follows the lives of three twentysomethings through "The Silent Enemy," a reconstruction of Ojibway collegiate and sexual misadventure. Indian life directed by H.P. Carver, will be shown Oct. Punk Rock Thursdays will climax Oct. 28 with 29. two visceral and provocative films sure to spark Three films will be shown Oct. 30. "Monument of discussion and disgust. Chief Rolling Mountain Thunder" focuses on Chief "Fingered," by Richard Kern and Lydia Lunch, Thunder, who was honored as "The Artist of the year" Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth in Richard Kern's 'Death Valley is perhaps the most notorious film made by either by the state of Nevada in 1983. '69,' which will play this semester at the University of director, both revered in the seedy New York film Wisconsin-Milwaukee Union Cinema. underground and reviled everywhere else. MOVIES CONTINUED ON 13 • MPS students gain work experience at UWM UWM, the CAT Program pro­ appropriate work behavior, skills and behavior. This is CAT program vides students with an oppor­ "The one thing I've learned have a chance to work along­ determined jointly by instruc­ trains students tunity to compare what they've most is not to be late. I'll side non-disabled co-workers tors at the home school and by learned in the classroom to the never forget that." and to earn credit toward high the on-site supervisor. real world. By Jerry C. Smith -Michael Clinton, CAT school graduation. "This program can be ben­ "The CAT Program offers According to those partici­ eficial to the student in many program student A program introduced to the students with exceptional edu­ pating in the program on cam­ ways." Schmidt said. "The stu­ University of Wisconsin-Mil­ cation needs their first oppor­ pus, these goals and more have dents are able to learn work waukee campus in 1990 to ben­ tunity to get out of the class­ great deal of independence in been reached. skills while still attending efit high school students with room and work," Schmidt said. their work duties, which in "I've learned a lot," said school, and earn money on top exceptional education needs "It gives them an opportunity turn may motivate them to do Michael Clinton, a junior at of that. It's a great program." does away with the old adage, to see how the classroom is better in school when they re­ Hamilton High School. "I re­ Corey Smith, a sophomore "good help is hard to find." applicable to the working turn." ally enjoy the people I work at Custer High School agrees. The Community Assessment world." The program currently pro­ with. They've been really nice "This is a great way to learn Training Program provides cer­ Schmidt also believes the vides 36 "para-professionals" and have taught me a lot. what happens in the work world tain departments on the UWM program has helped students city-wide, three of which work "The one thing I've learned and get paid for it," Smith campus with students who as­ in other areas, including aca­ on the UWM campus. Enderis most is not to be late. I'll never said. "I've learned a lot and sist with routine tasks. demics and self esteem. Hall, Sandburg Cafeteria and forget that." have met new friends. Every­ The program has continued "We've seen a lot of growth the UWM Student Union each Work experience is not the body has been so nice. I rec­ to gain popularity since its in­ in the students, which is essen­ employ one student worker. only thing these students gain. ommend it to everyone." ception, offering Milwaukee tially the goal of the program," Starting this fall, the UWM If a student completes one se­ Although the program is Public Schools' students a Schmidt said. "They've been Bookstore will join the pro­ mester of satisfactory work, progressing the way it was en­ chance to gain valuable work able to demonstrate a wider gram, employing one student they have an opportunity to visioned, Schmidt has some experience -- at no cost to the range of skills than they ini­ in its receiving department. receive a stipend, starting at concerns about its future. If it university. tially thought they were ca­ The program was designed $2 an hour. In order to receive can survive the MPS budget­ According to Rand Schmidt, pable of. to give students with learning the stipend, the student must ary process, however, Schmidt a supervisor who directs the "By the time students com­ difficulties a chance to learn meet attendance criteria, as plete the program, they gain a entry-level job skills, learn activities of those working at well as learn appropriate work CAT CONTINUED ONl7^ B" ^ ^t ALL UWM STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS MUST Welcome Back REGISTER FOR THE 1993-94 YEAR WITH THE and remember... OFFICE OF STUDENT LIFE IN MELLENCAMP 118 Registration forms have been placed in the student organization mailboxes in the Union and are also available in Mellencamp 118. The registration forms are to be returned IN PERSON to the Office of Student Life no later than September 15, 1993, 4:30 P.M. If the forms are not returned ««Kt*£88*° * by September 15, they will be accepted until September 22, H 1993, with the payment of a $5.00 late registration fee. E Failure to return the forms by September 22 automatically places the organization on inactive status for a minimum of eight weeks, subject to an appeal to Student Court. Inactive AFSCME - Local 82 organizations are not permitted to use the name and facilities of the University (office space, funding, etc.). WI State Employees Union Representing 750 clerical, maintenance, DEADLINE DATE technical, & security/police at UWM. Stan Yasaitis - President B SEPT 15 pr 1993 B 4:30 P.M. K Mellencamp 212, 229-2940

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FREE rental with 1 paid! rental of equal value. Bring ad Limit 1- Hurry!I Department of Education looks at UWM Expires in 10 days ACE VIDEO By Jaci Gardell sistant chancellor for the AAEO sought the intervention of Marian 3490 N Oakland Ave fellowship contained a detailed description of the student's dis­ and the requirement was waived. J. Swoboda, assistant to UW Sys­ The U.S. Department of Edu­ ability. Professor Baker, who re­ But the students problems con­ tem President Katherine Lyall for cation-Office for Civil Rights viewed the application, refused to tinued. On June 24, 1992, the Equal Opportunity Programs. (OCR) is currently investigating write a letter of recommendation. student again complained to the Swoboda indicated the complaint the University of Wisconsin- The complaint alleges that be­ AAEO that her supervisor for stu­ was not within her jurisdiction and Milwaukee's Art Education pro­ cause of the lack of a letter of dent-teaching was Janet Olson. The deferred the complaint back to gram. recommendation, the student's student believed Olson would grade UWM. The letter, obtained through application received a low rank­ her unfairly based upon her dis­ On April 22, the student filed a open records law, states that the ing. ability. Notice of Claim with the state of complaint alleges that UWM Art On the same day, the student After meeting with the chair of Wisconsin against Baker. Olson, Education Professor David W. also applied for graduate study. the Art Department James Peters, Peters and the AAEO. Filing the Baker and Associate Professor Upon recommendation from the student was assured Janet Olson claim is required for anyone who Janet Olson chscriminated against her major program, the applica­ would not be involved in the grad­ is considering legal action against a student on the basis of her dis­ tion was filed "without action." ing process. However, when the a state employee. On June 25, ability and subjected her to retali­ The effect of filing "without ac­ student attended a class that was an Miller withdrew from the student's ation. tion," according to the complaint, adjunct to student teaching, she investigation, citing a conflict of It also alleges the UWM's of­ rendered the filed inactive. The was informed that Olson and Baker interest. However, the student has fice of Affirmative Action and inactive application was treated as would be assigning grades. not yet considered legal action in Equal Opportunity (AAEO) filed "no application on file." Because The student received a "B" and the matter. to provide the student with an of these two circumstances, the a "B-" for grades, both which she When the UWM Post called the adequate mechanismfo r the prompt complaint alleges, the student did felt were far lower than merited. AAEO office last week, Florence and equitable resolution of the not receive the fellowship. On Feb. 18, 1993 the student Kyomugisha, an administrative internal grievance she filed with The complaint also alleges that filed a written complaint of dis­ program specialist for the AAEO, the AAEO in February 1993. The the program required the student crimination and retaliation against said the investigation was still be­ student wishes to remain anony­ to take the Pre-Professional Skills Baker with the AAEO Office. In a ing conducted. Bruce Omdoll, the mous pending the outcome of her Test (PPST) before she would be letter written Feb. 26, Miller wrote university's liaison to the Attorney complaint. allowed to student teach. The stu­ that the form the student used was General's office, confirmed the According to the student's com­ dent felt the test was unnecessary not appropriate and the student existence of an investigation, but plaint, the problems began Febru­ unfairly discriminated against her needed to fill out a new one. said he needed to check his files ary 14,1992, when she applied for because of her disability. After subsequent communica­ before commenting further. Baker a fellowship for graduate study at On May 22, 1992, the student tion and problems with the AAEO's and Peters did not return calls the school. The application for the complained to Eleanor Miller, as­ handling of her case, the student made to their office.

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Back-to-School 1993 The UWM Post Page 9 Carryover issues at top of UPB's list Campbell to resign in December By Yolanda White Without a body to implement and enforce policies, some stu­ "The approach is simply dents might consider the Student that we can always Union at the University of Wis­ improve." consin-Milwaukee a giant white -Tim Wilmot, Union elephant. Director To give the Union some struc­ ture the Union Policy Board, a group of 12 students and four non- we can always improve," Wilmot students, was created. said. "It's kind of a mix," said Tim Finding ways to improve will Wilmot, Union director. be amajorresponsibility for Arlene This year that mix is led by Dunstan, chairperson of the UPB. Arlene Dunstan and Mark She could not be reached for com­ University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Union Policy Board Chair Arlene Dunstan (at right) and Schroeder. ment but Campbell was able to Secretary Mark Schroeder will first work to finish up issues from last year, before they attack "We're the policy-setting body discuss some of what UPB may this year. for the student body," said Scott improve this semester. Campbell, budget director. He said by January 1995, state This year's UPB will begin the law will require certain recycling failed to protect them and their Union is a fairly old building it is those that the Helping Operate the 1993-94 school year by address­ measures. UPB will have to work property on far too many occa­ not adequately equipped for the Union through Student Efforts ing what Wilmot called "carryover very hard to see that those stan­ sions. However, Campbell said disabled. Yet, he is hoping that party presented in its campaign. issues". Those issues include in­ dards are met by the university. that UPB is pushing for better there will be some improvements During the summer, UPB has creasing recycling, safety in and Safety on campus and around lighting throughout the campus, and additions to prepare for the also initiated some of its usual around the building and better ac­ the Union is still a major concern, which may be a deterrent for some measures created by the ADA, or business. commodations for the disabled. according to Campbell. Most stu­ criminals. the American Disabilities Act. "The approach is simply that dents feel that campus police have Campbell said because the All these issues are similar to UPB CONTINUED ON17* Student Association working to increase visibility By Chad Sirovina people have a negative atti­ will allow SA to see exactly tude about it because they don't "We're going to be how students fit into the ad­ Laurie Marks, president of think we do anything." everywhere we can this ministration on campus. the Student Association at the According to Marks, the SA year." The Student Association is University of Wisconsin-Mil­ is working on visibility this -Sachin Chheda, Policy also working on several pro­ waukee, expects to improve year. Among the items she Director of the Student grams to benefit students. student awareness and partici­ mentioned were tables in vari­ Association These programs include a pation in student government ous areas and involvement in block watch, recycling initia­ during her term in office, she freshman orientation. tives, a student discount plan said in a recent interview. "We're going to be every­ In order to increase student at area restaurants, a bus pass "One thing we really want where we can," said Sachin involvement in shared gover­ proposal and a Student Equal to do this year is to get out to Chheda, SA's policy director. nance of the university, the SA Opportunity Council. the students more," Marks "We've been very involved is compiling a list of all Direct "We're trying very hard to said. "I think a big problem this past summer in freshman University Committee Ap­ stick to our platform," Marks with student government is orientation," Marks said. pointments, or DUCAs. This said. Marks said she has been working with both the Univer­ sity Relations Committee and the 5th District police station to organize a block watch pro­ gram. "One thing we really want "We want to target a smaller student area," said Marks. to do this year is get out to The first SA recycling ini­ the students more." tiative has been completed. SA -Laurie Marks, President has connected with Second of the Student Association Harvester, an organization that pairs up industrial food orga­ nizations with charity groups, to collect the surplus food from ing to Chheda. SA is currently Food Services and redistribute talking with both the Milwau­ it. kee County Transit System and the UWM administration about "The idea behind it is keep­ exactly what the plan would ing the food out of landfills," involve. Marks said. SA also put together a stu­ "We'll have a plan to present dent discount plan at restau­ to the students by November," rants around campus. This plan Chheda said. is referred to as the RAVE According to Chheda, an student discount plan because informal group called the Stu­ it was part of the platform on dent Equal Opportunity Coun­ which Marks ran. cil has been formed from the leadership of the Latin Student "It's been put into place," Union, the Black Student Union said Marks. "There's at least and the Gay Lesbian and Bi­ four every day ... there are sexual Community. around ten in total." The bus pass plan that has "The SA has made a very been talked about for years is distinct effort to unify all of still under negotiation, accord- the charges of discrimination on campus," Chheda said. "If Fili this space with students have a compl?int, we your ad!! Call the want to hear them. We do need them to come to us." UWM Post Marks also said she ex­ Advertising pected to get a student bill of Department now, rights passed this year. before someone "This is going to be the year for [the student bill of rights]," steals your space!! said Marks. "I do foresee a 229-4578 struggle." f If

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UNION GROUND FLOOR Page 12 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 Union Recreation Center a great place to unwind By Brian Huber cycles, and this year promises to match or exceed last year's If you're looking for a great feat. place to unwind after a hard Other tournaments planned day at the desk but find the for the Rec Center include an Union too noisy, too expen­ 8-Ball billiards tourney Oct. sive, or if you just really need 1. a Table Tennis tourney Oct. a cigarette, check out what 29, a 9-Ball billiards tourney may very well be the Union's Nov. 12, and a Table Tennis best kept secret: the Univer­ tourney Dec. 3. All tourna­ sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee ments are scheduled for 2 p.m. Recreation Center, located in with a $4 entry fee and tro­ the basement of the UWM phies awarded for first, sec­ Union. ond and third places. Replete with 20 pool tables, The Rec Center is now or­ six table tennis tables, 10 bowl­ ganizing bowling and billiards ing lanes, 20-25 video games, leagues that are set to begin on air hockey, darts and a CD the week of Sept. 13. Fees for jukebox, the Rec Center, now each of the leagues are $4 per in its 21st year of operation, person per night. For now, the has everything one needs to only set billiards league is Two University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee students enjoy a game of 8-ball at the Union chase away those post-second­ slated for 7 p.m. Monday eve­ Recreation Center after a strenuous day of higher education. ary-education blues. With af­ nings. fordable rates, students can Several bowling leagues are and 9 p.m. Thursdays. Moon­ "ALLYOUCANBOWL" for to 5 p.m. every Saturday and play table tennis for only $ 1.35 being offered this year, all of light bowling is held every just $3.50 for students, $4 fac­ Sunday as well. For more in­ per hour, billiards for $2.70/ which are sanctioned by the Friday and Saturday from 10 ulty, staff and alumni from formation on tournaments or hr., or bowl for $.95 per game, American Bowling Congress; to 11:45 p.m. noon to 3 p.m. every Saturday leagues, call the Rec Center at with a $.50 shoe rental. which means if you wanted to In addition to leagues, regu­ and Sunday. Billiards and table 229-5511. move to another bowling facil­ Perhaps the most visible ac­ lar weekend specials feature tennis are half off from noon tivities at the Rec Center are ity, you could use your aver­ the various tournaments held age at the Rec Center as a legal each semester. The first tour­ average to join a league. ney this year promises to be A mixed doubles league Smoking/UWM smoke-free one of the biggest. A Back To takes place at 7 p.m. Tues­ T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 in that awful smoke." use any special techniques in School Celebration, featuring days, followed by a 5-person The Physical Environment enforcing the new policy. a 9-pin Tap Tournament will intramural league. Wednesdays Win Allison, a student who Committee will review these "We will obviously pay take place at 8 p.m. Sept. 11. see a 9 a.m. women's league, is taking a double major in smoking areas annually in more attention to [the smoking both Mass Communication and Co-sponsored with the followed by a 1:30 p.m. league terms of necessity but for now policy,]" Wilmot said. Classics, is an example. Wilmot said the main focus Gasthaus, the tournament of­ for bowlers over 55. A league smokers have smoking sanctu­ "I think every building on ary. of the enforcement will be signs fers food, drink and other for Sandburg residents rounds campus should be completely It is up to UWM employees and public information. prizes, all for a meager $2 out the Wednesday lineup at 6 smoke free," Allison said. to keep this policy enforced. "We're going to do more entry fee. Prizes offered last p.m. Finally, two mixed four­ "Smokers don't have the right According to Wilmot, the signage and publicity," he said. year included two new bi­ some leagues are slated for 7 to make everyone else breathe Union Staff Services will not

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UM&wfec Page 14 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 Women's Soccer: Moynihan hopes recruits will give the team speed By Steve Zimmerman was an All-Conference selection Lack of endurance was a weak­ her senior season. She led her ness last year, according to Five new players have been team to the state tournament her Moynihan, and that led to close added to the University of Wiscon­ sophomore and junior years. losses late in games. sin-Milwaukee women's soccer Campbell, Boldt's teammate at This year's recruiting class will team this summer. They include Mounds View, is an All-Confer­ bolster an extremely young team two players from Minnesota and ence forward. She led Mounds that lost only one senior from last three from the Milwaukee area. View in scoring, and received All- season. Julie Friesler. It will cre­ The players are midfielder State honorable mention last sea­ ate a number of strong forwards Melissa Beverung, from son. and provide open seeding for play­ Cedarburg, Wise, Jackie Boldt Konkol, another midfielder, ing time among the recruits and and Chris Campbell from attended Sussex-Hamilton High veterans. Moynihan stresses that Shoreview, Minn., Chandra School and became their all-time the players who perform the best Konkol from Sussex, Wise, and leading scorer in 1992. She was in camp will be the ones earning Heidi Seefeld from Mequon, Wise. named All-Conference and All- playing time. UWM Head Coach Susan State her freshman, sophomore According to Moynihan, the Moynihan sounded optimistic about and junior years. new recruits should add speed and this class of newcomers. Seefeld, an All-Conference depth to the team, an important "I'm very excited about these defender during her senior cam­ tool needed to compete against the additions to the team," Moynihan paign, was a member of the 1991 top ranked teams on UWM'S 19- said. "They are all excellent play­ state championship team at Home­ game schedule this season. ers who will add depth to our team stead High School. As team cap­ The Panthers play host to Wis­ as hard-working, gifted athletes." tain, she led the Mequon United consin Sept. 4 at Engelmann Field, Beverung is a sophomore soccer club team to the state soc­ University of Wisconsin-Madison midfielder who just transferred cer state championship the past at Engelmann Field, where they from Butler University. She was two seasons. had a 5-3 record last year. The an All-Conference and All-State Moynihan is impressed with Badgers are annually ranked player for Cedarburg High School each new player's background and among the top teams in the nation during her sophomore, junior and experience. and earned a trip to the NCAA senior seasons. She was also named "All are strong players from Championship game in 1991. to the National Soccer Coaches winning programs," she said. If all goes well for Moynihan Association's All-Midwest team "Most of the girls are good at and UWM, the new recruits should A Panther soccer player concentrates on the ball and tries her senior year. technical skills and worked hard in make the Panthers a quicker team, to ignore the Loyola player coming on strong behind her in Boldt is a midfielder from the off season to improve their giving them a better chance to play a game from last season. The Panthers host Wisconsin to Mounds View High School and endurance." with the top teams in the midwest. open their season at Engelmann Field Sept. 4.

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*•* Heisman Watch: Who is the In only his second game for the A legend was bom. were Desmond Howard's scoring recruited to play cornerback com­ most explosive player college foot­ Aztecs, he entered late in the first Throughout his short collegiate fest in 1991, and a late season ing out George Washington Carver ball has seen in a decade? San quarter, and proceeded to score career he has dominated games ankle injury last year, allowing High School in New Orleans. In Diego State running back Marshall seven touchdowns, with scoring and the entire Western Athletic Gino Toretta to snatch it up. Plus high school he nabbed 11 intercep­ Faulk. His tremendous power, runs of 47 and 61 yards, respec­ Conference. The numbers he's put the fact that he was competing tions, returning six of them for deceptive strength and breakaway tively. He finished with 386 yards up are scary: 3059 yards rushing against upperclassmen; he will fi­ touchdowns. Ladies and Gentle­ speed make him the ultimate of­ on the ground, a new NCAA and 36 touchdowns in two partial nally be a junior this fall. Barring men, he will be the next Heisman fensive weapon, able to score from record, only to be broken later in seasons. any injury, he is the consensus Trophy winner, #1 National Foot- anywhere on the field. the year by Tony Sands with 396. The only reason he didn't win front runner for the award. the last two Heisman Trophy's It's hard to imagine that he was SCRIPTS CONTINUED ONl6t» UWM worker dies in accident A University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee mainte­ heading southbound on Marshall Street. The driver of nance mechanic died from head injuries Wednesday the station wagon, a 75-year-old Milwaukee woman, when the minivan he was driving collided with a suffered minor bruises. station wagon, police said. According to police reports, the woman failed to Robert L. Sullivan, 50, of Muskego was killed yield to the oncoming traffic and was struck broadside about 10:15 am., the Milwaukee County Medical by Sullivan's vehicle as she crossed the avenue. Examiner said. No citations were issued at the time this went to Sullivan was driving a UWM minivan eastbound on press. Kilbourn Avenue when it struck the station wagon

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And then it happened. would share in his enthusiasm for his with his foolish thinking any more." may have something to say about it," A lazy pop fly was placed per­ ball field. In a show of appreciation, the Bud said. "They don't want salaries to fectly between me and the left-center "No expenses were spared in munchkins, pardon me, the baseball stop going up, but we agree." A disclaimer for our most loyal fielder. I broke late. He lunged. I lunged. building this stadium. No state or local owners appointed metheir commissioner After that ideological ground ball and patient readers: Mine was a damn fine lunge. taxes were used to build it. It went from for a day. with eyes, I suggested a commissioner This story, as true Neither of us said, "I got it!" the drawing board to physical reality Soon, I was adorned with a robe would not have let the San Diego Padres may seem, may be mere^ But, boy did I get it. His gloved hand hit within four years." made from the pennants of every team, have a fire sale of their best and highest coincidence. In an e> me right between the eyes. I was out He saw the look of disbelief on golden spikes and a regal baseball cap paid players. I ordered the Padres who happening, one of oy/ cold. my face and continued. encrusted with, what else, diamonds. were on the original spring training anointed the grar> Supposedly, I was unconscious "You have done us a great ser­ "You have four chances to make roster back to San Diego. baseball a better game than it is now," the czar of the Americar for hours. The doctor said so. Yet, like vice," Bud claimed. "Oooh. Line out to the short­ Bud said. "Start at home plate. Come up stop," Bud said. "The Padres needed to was only for a day. Ho\ Dorothy being blown to Oz or Peggy "What have I done?" I queried. with a solution 21 of the 28 of us can show they were in trouble." wield his power? Read c Sue getting married, I was transferred to "You have killed the wicked agree with and you may advance to the Then I offered an easy one. I Anyone trying to piece another place. I was in a bullpen car. I witch of the American League East," next base. If you fail three times, we will thought Marge Schott, also known as gether in order to find c couldn't steer. It felt like I had driven off Bud said, pointing to the front end of the take the princely robes from you and the wicked witch of the National League fib or facJ—rrn^ inpy- a Cliff, > orjac!- bullpen car. send you the way of Pete Rose." West, should be banned completely from I was nervous in my first major Riverfront Stadium for making racial eague appearance at the plate. After all, slurs about ballplayers. hey couldn't agree on the designated "You knew that one was easv." Insert your name here ... litter. I suggested that Vince Coleman Bud said. 1 was now at third. t»e suspended for the rest of the season Then I went out on a limb and for throwing an M-80, a quarter of a suggested the Dodgers move back to Call the UWM Post at stick of dynamite at a crowd of fans. It Brooklyn. An easy out. ins was bad publicity for the game to have The scoreboard read man on lik Coleman continue to play while he seri- third, two outs. -4578 and get valuable ausly injured fans. Then I said, quickly and not too the "Good, a sharp single through confidently: "Free agency after four Lo writing experience. :he right side," Bud said. "Advance to years; arbitration is eliminated." wl first." "Hmm. Wait a moment," Bud re\ I then suggested a salary cap. said as he conferred with the owners. <-Cfc_ much like the NBA to make the majors "Nope, sorry. Free agency be­ more competitive and balanced. Teams fore five years is too soon." like Pittsburgh and Milwaukee were I was stranded on third, not to Oh, my head was swimming in dium," he stated. "Do you like it?" move his team out of Yankee Stadium. losing too many big name stars. make it home. From what I hear, there's baseball contradictions and conundrums. He kept on talking, knowing I Thanks to you we won't have to deal "Good idea. The Players Union Page 16 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 Postscripts

T CONTINUED FROM PAGE IS season: So far, the Green Bay While the pre-season scores Packers have looked nothing short don't matter all that much, the ball League Draft Pick, a future of pathetic in their first two tune- progress of the Packer problem Pro-Bowl player and Hall of Fame up games. Butitisthepre-season, spots will determine the team's inductee.—Steve Zimmerman so for now, there are no big wor­ success.-Paul Krueger Greene Playing for the Green? ries. Sept 2, the big day: Just in UWM Panther Craig Greene was Once the offensive line and time for the start of school, we passed up on NBA Draft day, but linebacker situations are taken care here at the Post will come out with he still may find himself a spot on of, the Packers should be ready to our back-to-school issue. In the an NBA roster, namely the Seattle roll. When all the players are sports section you can look for­ Supersonic s. Seattle, which ad­ signed, Green Bay's biggest weak­ ward to a recap of the summer vanced to the Western Conference nesses will probably come in the stories, a preview of UWM's fall Finals last season, feature a strong offensive and defensive backf ields. sports and an NFL preview with backcourt of Ricky Pierce, Nate Those areas will be ones to watch some fantasy football tips. Enjoy! McMillan, Gary Payton and Dana over the next couple of pre-season Postie makes good ... NOT: Barros. The recent conflicts be­ games. According to a report in the Mil­ tween Barros and head coach If Corey Harris can adapt to his waukee Journal Sunday, former George Karl, and the aging of new position, Mike Prior can learn Post sportswriter Michael Higgins Pierce and McMillon, could forge the Packer defensive system and has filed a report with the Milwau­ a opening for Greene. He would fit George Teague lives up to his kee County Sheriffs Department nicely into the up-tempo style of billing as a first-round pick, the alleging Milwaukee Brewer desig­ the Sonics. Milwaukee Bucks Head defense should be strong. Of nated hitter Kevin Reimer deliber­ Coach Mike Dunleavy was sur­ course, signing Tony Bennett and ately elbowed him in the back. prised with the impression Greene Johnny Holland's return to good According to the story, Higgins, pt as a invitational player to camp. health will also be huge factors. now a freelancer, had words with He proved to be a potent shooter, John Stephens will be a key to Reimer and was also insulted by a tremendous leaper and an over­ the Packer offense. If he can run the Brewer. Manager Sal Bando all great athlete. Be on the lookout like he did his rookie season, Green says all Reimer said was "excuse this winter for Craig Greene suited Bay should put up a ton of points. me." in the green and gold uniform of If not, it will likely be running Apparently Mike didn't like his the Sonics.~SZ back by committee and the offense job too much. Say good-bye to the Bret Favre and the Green Bay Packer offense haven't scored That's why it's called pre­ will suffer. press pass, Mike. -JG much, but it's only preseason.

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i Back-to-Schogl 1993 The UWM Port Page 17 Dittman/Doing good capacity of 30, the other two, 15. • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 Mass Communication 661 is a re­ Papastamatiou said some pro­ quired course for all majors in the fessors lower their course capacity department. because they say their teaching According to the Mass Com­ style is better suited to a small class munication professor, the lack of environment. standards for course capacity could In the Department of Mass Com­ result in abuse of the system. munication, evidence of different "Although they are probably a teaching styles is apparent in at minority, I'm sure there are pro­ least one course. fessors who set their course capac­ Currently, there are three sec­ ity lower than they need to," the tions offered of Mass Communica­ professor said. "You know, some­ tion 661, or Mass Communication one who may not want to do as and Society. One section has a much grading might teach less stu­ dents." But according to Meadows, if abuse of the system is going on, its ®a«fo^ Art/Pot of to the other extreme. Laurie Marks (right) and Charlie Skendziel are embroiled in their first controversy since "I think the question of abuse elected as leaders of the Student Association. presumes a motivation that just Irish gold doesn't exist," Meadows said. "My experience is that faculty tend to T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 want larger classes. It's just not my SARC/Was termination unfair? Vallely, a Piper in his own experience that professors who lieves, hiring a full-time person to manage SARC was the • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 right, will appear at Irish Fest modify course capacity are doing it best decision for the business. She now wonders if SARC to lessen their workload." this year, both in support of been approached earlier [in June] by Laurie, saying will survive. According to Halloran, students his works and as a cast mem­ she wanted to set up a $100 free balance at the "It was the best decision for SARC," Carmichael are not let in courses because the ber of William Butler Yeats' SARC, which meant they wanted $100 every month said. "I feel I accomplished an awful lot in the short time capacity was less than the room play The Cat and the Moon. in free service for the Student Association. I was there. We were being profitable. Vallely has made three appear­ capacity to begin with, but because "I told her I didn't feel it was common business "I question now whether the current administration is ances here in Milwaukee as some students drop. practice to skim profits directly off the top of the committed to keeping the doors to SARC open. It doesn't part of the Armagh Rhymers "Normally, what happens is that business, which giving free service would be. If the seem quite fair to the students." folklore troupe, who wear ex­ they only allow extra students to SA could do it, technically every student at UWM NOTE: At Sunday's SA Senate meeting, there was otic and traditional costumes account for when others drop," could. They may have felt I was being uncoopera­ discussion of whether or not SARC should indeed keep while they sing and dance. Halloran said. "What we don't tive." its doors open. want to have are people initially Carmichael also thinks her termination may have According to Marks, the SA has begun talking to letting less students into class than been a result of a court case she pursued against one UWM Union administration about turning SARC over to is possible." of Marks' friends. Union operations. Marks believes an alternative would CAT/Work Associate Registrar John "I took a friend of [Laurie's] to court for worth­ be to close down SARC completely or hand it over to Lenichek says that without specu­ less checks (written at SARC)," Carmichael said. "I someone outside the university. lating on the motivation and from a don't think that made her feel any better about [the "My opinion is that it would be best for an outside purely numerical standpoint, pro­ experience situation]. That could have been another factor." vender to come in and take over," Marks said. "Is this fessors are altering their originally a business we should be in anymore?" T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 stated course capacity all the time. Carmichael believed at the time, and still be­ believes it could be the most valu­ "Any time a professor allows able asset in the student's working two or three students into a class life. that has already been filled, you UPB/Some issues not resolved "If we can make it past the MPS know that is what he has done," Lenichek said. "To be quite hon­ Although he said he's commit­ budgetary ax, this program could • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 9 school year. benefit students for a long time," est, this may sound revolutionary, "We're not really required ted to serving students through Schmidt said. "I think it's one of but it's really very common. In New office allocations are to hold steadfast hours," he said. his service as budget director, he the most beneficial parts of the Dittman's case, he was holding being finalized for student or­ He also noted that, while is resigning from that post in late student's high school education. seats for students who really need ganizations. Dunstan is required to keep only December. The search for a They will hold on to these skills it." "Students are expected to 20 hours a week, in July she had successor is now another part of forever." "I would've liked to have seen be moved in by the end of 23 1/4 more hours than neces­ his job because he is expected to If you would like to participate professor Dittman's experiment August," Campbell said. sary. graduate in May. in the Community Assessment and with registration happen, to see if This year UPB has more With his demands as a summer Campbell said he will be look­ Training Program, or would like to there are juniors and seniors who strict regulations for holding school student, football coach and ing for someone who, unlike him­ hear more about it, please call Jeff need this course and are not getting office hours. Campbell said his responsibilities to UPB, self, has had previous budgeting Rosen at438-3414, or Rand Schmidt it," Papastamatiou said. 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U w U EE3EJ ••ffwwuniiwi The IIWM CTUcossr King for a day baseball a better game than it is What student court? By Rob Peterson for hours. The doctor said so. Yet, like Dorothy being blown to Oz or now," Bud said. "Start at home By the UWM Post Staff A disclaimer for our most loyal Peggy Sue getting married, I was" plate. Come up with a solution 21 of the 28 of us can agree with and It's die middle of August. Do you know where your University and patient readers: transferred to another place. I was in a bullpen car. I couldn't steer. It you may advance to the next base. Student Court is? This story, as true or false as it felt like I had driven off a cliff. If you fail three times, we will take Don't look for them in the USC office. Led by Chief Justice may seem, may be merely or prob­ ably coincidence. In an extremely I landed with a startling thud. the princely robes from you and Reggie "I don't keep office hours in the summer" Newson, and Vice Dazed, I climbed from the car send you the way of Pete Rose." Chair Amy "This memo Is not public information" Bauers, the USC strange happening,one of our sports writers was anointed the grand and wiped my eyes. I was in a I was nervous in my first major has spent very titUe time in the office, and has still collected a poobah, the caesar, the czar of the weird stadium. Everything was league appearance at the plate. paycheck American pastime. But it was only green. The grass was real. Luxury After all, they couldn't agree on Ideally the USC, as well as any other student governmental for a day. How did the writer wield boxes surrounded the entire field. the designated hitter. I suggested organization, is there to help the students, which is impossible if they his power? Read on and discover. Each base path was inlaid with that Vince Coleman be suspended are not in the office (By the way, don't try to call Newson at home To say the least it was strange. yellow bricks. The scoreboard had for the rest of the season for throw­ if there is an emergency at USC. According to a source in USC. It was me participating in one of a new Brewer logo on it. Definitely ing an M-80, a quarter of a stick of Newson's mother does not allow phone calls to Reggie while he is my social league softball games a field within a dream. dynamite at a crowd of fans. It was asleep,). last week and getting the worst of A short man, slightiy taller than bad publicity for the game to have However, when the justices show a distinct misunderstanding of it. a 36-inch baseball bat, with huge Coleman continue to play while he Wisconsin's Open Records Law, and the Student Association My mind wasn't on the game. I glasses came out to greet me. seriously injured fans. Constitution, which they are supposed to interpret and uphold, they was thinking of the baseball own­ "Hello, my name is Bud," he "Good, a sharp single through demonstrate that not only do they not wish to help die students, but ers' meeting in Kohler, Wise, and said. the right side," Bud said. "Ad­ they also do not want students to know what they are doing when they wondering about the fate of small "Where am I?" vance to first." are in the office. market teams like the Milwaukee "You're in the new Brewer Sta­ I then suggested a salary cap, The UWM Post recently tried to attain documents pertaining to Brewers. dium," he stated. "Do you like it?" much like the NBA to make the a lawsuit filed against Christian Advance and was denied some Would the large market teams, He kept on talking, knowing I majors more competitive and bal­ documents that fall under state Open Records Law mi lV.LO(i) of the Chicagos, the New Yorks and would share in his enthusiasm for anced. Teams like Pittsburgh and the SA constitution which gives students access to all information the Los Angeleses give the smaller his ball field. Milwaukee were losing too many

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I Page 2 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 UWM Post Interview: Liban brings blues history back home to Milwaukee By Brian Huber everybody," Liban said in a wasn't the ultimate place to be recent interview. for a blues man. That's why I Watching Jim Liban per­ According to Liban, one of came back." form with his Blues Combo, his most memorable gigs (and, Over the years, Liban con­ it's easy to sit back and get as he says, "a story for the siders himself fortunate to have absorbed in the show. It may grandkids") was when A.B. played with some of his blues not be so easy, however, to Skhy was in the middle of a heroes. Some famous names guess just how deeply the blues three-day engagement at a Los are included in that list, names flows through his blood. Angeles club. like Muddy Waters, Junior Liban, 45, has spent nearly "One night, who walks in Wells, Buddy Guy, Canned 30 years of his life performing but none other than Jimi Heat, Big Joe Wiliams and the blues, or blues-related Hendrix," Liban said*. "He sat Johnny Winter. material. The majority of his down, checked us out and liked Liban has spent the last five music has been played in clubs what he heard, so he asked if years in Milwaukee, perform­ and festivals right here in his he could jam with us. Well, of ing with his Blues Combo. native Milwaukee. He will ap­ course we agreed. We played a Members include Dave Kasik pear at 11:45 a.m. Thursday at couple of blues numbers, then on bass, Perry Webber on gui­ Miller Maritime Days on the he thanked us and left the club. tar and Steve Dougherty on Rock Dock. "A couple of months later, drums. Liban, a Marquette High he was interviewed in an En­ The Jim Liban Blues Combo School graduate and former glish paper. When asked which plays every other Friday at the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ bands in the states were ones Up & Under Pub, 1216 E. waukee student, started out in to watch, one of the names he Brady St., but also plays about elementary and high school as mentioned was ours. We never twice a month at the Tama­ a drummer, but also taught made it that far - we broke up rack, 322 W. State St. In addi­ himself to play guitar in his after two albums- but it was tion, the combo has appeared Jim Liban at his best. youth. Nowadays, however, he pretty neat to know he thought at Summerfest, Harleyfest, primarily sings and plays the that highly of us." Festa Italiana and upward of a When he's not performing, So, what does Jim Liban do harmonica on stage. Liban returned to Milwau­ dozen local parish festivals all Liban is busy doing session when he's not writing or per­ Liban has been involved in kee and released two albums this summer. work with the likes of Lonnie forming? "Walking the dog, a variety of projects over the with a popular local band, "Milwaukee has a pretty Brooks, the Violent Femmes watching TV, I like to fish years. In the mid and late Short Stuff. healthy music scene," Liban and Sigmund Snopek. when I can. Just about any­ 1960s, he was a member of the In 1986, he spent a couple said. "It's one of the few places He's also an accomplished thing that'll help me relax," Milwaukee group A.B. Skhy, of years in Nashville, playing in the country where good writer, with a dozen of his Liban said. "Aside from ille­ who packed it up and moved to with the likes of Webb Wilder. musicians can eke out a living. songs recorded by national gal substances, of course." San Francisco in 1968 in search He also worked with David "It's much harder in the acts, including Johnny Win­ The Jim Liban Blues Combo of a record deal. The group Allen Coe, the author of the larger cities like L.A., New ter and Jerry Harrison. In will appear Sept. 11 at scored, signing with MGM. country hit "Take This Job And York and Chicago. There are addition, he's done commer­ Tosafest, the Cedarburg Wine "In those days, if you were Shove It." too many people and too. few cial work. Liban wrote a jingle Festival Sept. 18 and at the Up a band in San Francisco, they "It was an interesting expe­ clubs, so Milwaukee has a real for the Milwaukee Brewers & Under Pub Sept. 3 and 17. (labels) were signing almost rience," Liban said. "But it viable scene." during a recent ad campaign. >i3:rvr^w^rvr^*rvn^

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Genuine Draft kohli Hanalfs. Family of Food Stom 99WMYX Ah»w,O(Ilic70-i.l0itW. Back-to-School 1993 The UWM Post Page 3 Maritime Days offers tours, talent, triathalon By Brian Huber lous Thunderbirds, at 7 p.m. to­ stration of the U.S. Coast Guard Lakes Collegiate Cup on Saturday night; Marty Stuart, at 8:30 p.m. Strike Team and their methods in from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The tourna­ You can get something for noth­ Friday; Three Dog Night, at 2:30 dealing with oil and environmen­ ment will be composed entirely of ing after all. and 8:30 p.m. Saturday; Electric tal emergencies on the high seas. teams from the University of Wis­ The 1993 Miller Maritime Light Orchestra, at 2:30 and 8:30 Finally, a variety of sporting consin System this year. Teams Days-Taste of Wisconsin festival p.m. Sunday and hometown he­ events are being prepared as well. from Milwaukee, La Crosse, is upon us again, beginning today roes the Violent Femmes will play The 18th Annual 1993 Miller Whitewater and Steven's Point will and running through Labor Day at Monday at 2:30 p.m. The Femmes Maritime Days Rugby Classic takes participate. The collegiate teams Veteran's Park on the lakefront. will be joined by four of place Saturday and Sunday at the will play at the Gun Club. Admission is free. Milwaukee's hottest acts. For fur­ entrance to the grounds on Lincoln Other sporting events planned are As in the past, the four-day ther details on the Maritime Days Memorial Drive. Fourteen teams the 1993 Miller Genuine Draft Mari­ festival features boat tours, music, lineup refer, to the UWM Post from Milwaukee, Chicago, Min­ time Days Triathalon Classic, where rugby, comedy and even galley Calendar in this issue. will be conducted throughout the neapolis, St. Louis and Washing­ competitors will run, bike and swim cooking demonstrations. Admis­ An equally major attraction at festival. In addition, the U.S. Coast ton D.C. will compete in two divi­ along Milwaukee's lakeshore and sion to the festival is free. Maritime Days is always the vari­ Guard Mobile Bay will be avail­ sions for the championships, which the annual MGD Maritime Days As can be expected from any ety of boats brought in for tours, able for free walk-on tours, sched­ take place at 3 p.m. Sunday. Volleyball Tournament, pitting doz­ musical event in Milwaukee, loads races and display. uled to last about 20 minutes in Women's Rugby and Masters ens of teams together in the pits. of talent, both local and national, The HMS Rose, the world's length. Rugby (35 and older) are also sched­ A comedy stage, cooking demon­ are scheduled to play the festival tallest operating wooden sailing Other maritime activities in­ uled for exhibition matches on Sun­ strations, festival marketplace, kids' across five entertainment stages. ship, is once again available for clude the Race for the Governor's day. landing and midway round out the The featured acts on the main tours. Available for $3 for adults Cup Sailing Regatta, an antique The UWM Rugby Club is also festival. stage are as follows: The Fabu­ and $1 for kids, scheduled tours wooden boat display and a demon­ slated to host the firstannua l Great Van Damme hits the mark with Woo in 'Hard Target'

HARDTARGET tion sequences, which make the JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME fight scenes and gun battles ever UNIVERSAL AT THE more exciting and realistic. Hard Target tells the story of In the action-adventure sweep­ MOVIES Chance Boudreaux (Van Damme), stakes, Jean Claude Van Damme a down-on-his-luck New Orleans has always been a distant fourth merchant sailor who comes to the behind the big boys, Arnold, OQQOOOO, aid of Natasha Binder (Yancy But­ Stallone and Seagal. While those QQQBQBQ ler), who is searching for her miss­ three have become huge stars, top-notch director to work on his ing father. When she learns her Van Damme has languished in the projects. Well move over Seagal, father, a decorated Marine, is land of the smaller-budgeted, take cover Stallone, back off homeless and is living on the street, poorly-produced flicks. Arnold ~ Jean Claude has hit the she seeks the help of Chance, also Van Damme's past movies, bullseye with his latest film, Hard a former Marine, who knows the Lionheart, Double Impact and Target. city well. Director John Woo takes Universal Soldier have done fair Hard Target is an over-the-top, the audience through the gritty business at the box office, but the nonstop blowout of a flick. Van side of New Orleans and films it overall quality of the pictures suf­ Damme has never looked or per­ with a no-holds-barred style. The hunter becomes the hunted as Chance (Jean-Claude fered due to the lack of studio formed better on the big screen. After Natasha discovers her Van Damme) leads the killers on a wild chase into his home backing and the fact that Van Much of the credit must go to father died on the -street and the terrain. Damme was never able to get a director John Woo. police feel it is an open-and-shut Woo, hailed in Japan and by case, it seems the film has no­ American directors like Oliver where to go. But Woo picks up the Stone and Martin Scorsese as the pace instantly and reveals that one greatest action-adventure director Emil Fouchon is behind the death of this generation, has finally of Natasha's father. It seems the ARE VOJJ^KIfcNG TH£ BEST £M >' reached American audiences with wealthy Fouchon gets pleasure out Hard Target, his first nationwide of hunting homeless vets. He sees release in this country. Woo's pac­ it as the ultimate sport. Fouchon is •COMICS ing and cinematography in the played by Lance Henriksen (the film are truly original. The film's android Bishop in Aliens) with a breakneck pace is intercut with Woo's trademark slow motion ac­ TARGET CONTINUED ON 4 •

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T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 razor-like edge and an air of pow­ erful calmness. When Chance and Fouchon cross paths, Chance becomes the ultimate "hard target." The action sequences in the final half hour should revolutionize the action- adventure genre. They are simply amazing. Van Damme and the other actors battle on a highway, in a swamp, in a warehouse, through gunfire and raging blazes. Director Woo captures all the ac­ tion, but never once does it seem there is too much going on. Woo keeps eveiything together without losing a beat. Hard Targetis a top-notch film. Jean Claude Van Damme will be­ come a major star with this film. Knowing his limitations as an ac­ tor, he accents his strengths: a powerful on-screen image, sly humor and excellent martial arts skills. h& yw pMt l& im c»Tuce. lis your Bin^ac John Woo takes the audience on a rollercoaster ride of enter­ «•. tainment and thrills and should be recognized as a truly original ac­ Wed Thru Fri tion-adventure director. Hard Tar­ Sept. 8 . 9 10 f i pv£ 1 Oam - 3pm get is a winner, so move over Arnold, Jean Claude is this summer's last action hero. GRADE.A UWM Bookstore By Matt Michaelis

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By Jim Haig Ford. out to clear his name without get­ Romance between the title char­ Fans of the show have raved ting caught first, as a nation of acters is in definite contrast from Recycling is an American tra­ about the drama from years ago, HS2 IAOVES viewers cheered him on and al­ small screen to big. dition, even in Hollywood. praising the acting, writing and ways hoped he was looking over In the TV series, the Kimbles The latest craze is on filman d suspense. Having just seen the was well-versed in both television his shoulder to watch out for his had just gone through the trauma was started by the 1991 block­ first and last episodes of the series, (creator of Simon and Simon) and pursuer, the ruthless Lt. Philip of a still born child and the near buster The Addams Family, which I believe they were right. film. Because of that, his show Gerard. loss of the mother-to-be. Tensions transferred the creepy family from Many who watched the show worked well as a film. Gerard is on a relentless mis­ build when they return from the the small screen to the big screen. have seen common characteristics Motion picture director Andrew sion to recapture the escaped con­ hospital. Both walk on eggshells to The number one movie in the between the small screen version Davis (UnderSiege) tookthechase vict who got away after a train not upset the other by accidentally country now is a rehashed, styl­ and the big one. to new exploratory levels (What a wreck on his way to the big house. saying the wrong thing. ized version of the 1960's show One comparison is Harrison train wreck!) and expanded where In the TV version, the wreck re­ A small argument sends Rich­ The Fugitive, which starred David Ford's facial expressions as Dr. McEveety could not. sembled something an amateur ard flying out the door in a rage. Janssen. Richard Kimble. They mirror David Janssen was an innocent moviemaker could have done with Alone and crying, the better half is Movie executives are scurry­ Janssen's from years past. man wronged, who avoided trouble an old super 8 mm. camera. Enjoy consoled by friendLloy d upstairs. ing around banging out movies The directors, from both the at all costs, from town to town, job the big screen version. A noise is heard and both go to one after another that were once series and the film, kept the pace after job, searching for the killer In the TV series, Lt. Gerard investigate, but come face to face popular TV programs. This for­ even and always put a spin on the of his wife, the famous one-armed was played by Barry Morse, whose with the assailant. Lloyd is scared mula seems to have worked for action. man. scowling face etched out his frus­ stiff on the steps and is unable to The Fugitive, starring Harrison TV director Vincent McEveety Janssen plays a passive victim, tration over the years, from al­ move to protect the wife who is ways just missing Kimble by days struck down in the prime of her life and even minutes. with a simple tablelamp. Tommy Lee Jones' humorous Richard comes home, nearly <#K@fe> The Sun Of Kenilworth stone face while dealing with people running over the murderer as he that give up the chase too easily, makes his escape. Lloyd is no­ ^ ^<^b Tanning Salon and Body Boutique makes moviegoers laugh at his big where to be found and doesn't 2239 N. Prospect Ave. screen version of Gerard. report the happenings to the police (Upper level - Prospect Mall) "After a dive from that dam, because it would damage his im­ o that guy is fishfood!" screams an age as a war hero, who frozean d Illinois law enforcer in the movie. could not save a friend. • Student Rates Jones then replies, "Well go get a In the film (which we won't pole, and catch the fish that ate • Convenient Free Parking FUGITIVE CONTINUED ONlOf*- • Only Minutes From Campus him!" •UWM's Tanning Center 347-1111 • Therapeutic Massage

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U2 s Zooropa exhibit, / Dream A World: Portraits of Black The interviews will be on display along with the Women Who Changed America, by Pulitzer Prize photos. ZOOROPA "Lemon" is another dud. The winning photographer Brian Lanker. The photos "When I met each woman, I proceeded first with ISLAND RECORDS song is too long and shifts gears will be on display from Oct. 1 to Nov. 21 at the the interview, which gave us a chance to get to know stylistically for no apparent rea­ Joumal/Lubar Galleries. each other," Lanker said. "I had no set list of U2's latest has sparked a range son. The exhibit is a two-year endeavor for Lanker, questions, but I was interested in each person's child­ of reactions, from disgust and dis­ But Zooropa's last six songs who traveled me United States in search of 75 of hood and family. I also let the interviews, which appointment among friends and the most remarkable women who have made a averaged three hours, go where the women wanted to acquaintances of mine who other­ U2 CONTINUED ONl2^ difference in the life of America. The women are take them. I discovered a world of wit and wisdom, wise love U2, to metaphoric drool­ from all walks of life and different backgrounds. and philosophies of work and life." ing from the rock critic establish­ Lanker is often asked, why this project? Why The interviews revealed a great deal about each ment. In my infinite undergrad would a white male set out to document the lives woman. wisdom, I propose that the correct of 75 black women? A Pulitzer Prize winner and author of The Color reaction is somewhere in between GBAS/A "It is a result of my own growing awareness Purple, Alice Walker said, "My family is not a reading those two extremes. of the vast contribution black women have made family." Rosa Parks revealed that her mother "be­ As a whole, Zooropa is a bit to this country and society, a contribution that lieved in freedom and equality even though we didn't weak. The opening track, smash know it for reality during our liie in Alabama." still seems to have gone largely unnoticed" "Zooropa," is really two songs • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 Lanker said. Lanker was able to capture each woman's heart and that would have been stronger if "As a photojournalism 1 fell the need to soul in his photographs and interviews. Both make this offered separately. "Babyface" is sical directions as it moves to the prevent these women's lives from being forgot­ exhibit an enlightening journey into the history of the painfully half-baked and would twin drumbeats. ten," Lanker said. "Many of the women opened black woman. have made for a mildly interesting The first cut, "Stormy Hawai­ "• the doors' and many advanced America through The original and second tour are circulated by The b-side. ian Weather" starts with a sample the modern civil rights and women's move- American Federation of Arts and made possible in part Things pick up a bit with of an old 78rpm and blasts into a mems." by a grant from the Professional Photography Division "Numb," the first single. Though bass-laden frolic with the ever The road for many of these women has been of Eastman Kodak Company. the Edge's vocals could have been expanding funk of this hard, but Lanker was not prepared tor the full Admission is $4 for adults; $2 for students, senior mixed more clearly, the song otherworldly sound, moving in and extent of that harshness. citizens and free to children 12 and under with an drones along pleasantly. Bono's out of the stormy landscapes of the "I was often shocked by their experiences," adult. falsetto backing vocals and twin­ groove asking "why don't you Lanker said. "There were times when some kling electronic bleeps comple­ leave it behind?" ment the song's bass-heavy feel. The disc doesn't come up for air as it pounds out of your speak­ ers, like a live show. You find that you never ask this beat to slow down. "Waves of Pure Adult Plea­ sure" continues this charged musi­ Most commonly asked cal movement forward into listen­ ing pleasure. This is the kind of disc that can even get the cock­ roaches to come out from under • It the stove and dance up a storm on COURSE B K the kitchen table. Great Big Atom Smasher put on one of the best live perfor­ mances I have ever seen, and the questions? disc is hotter than, well hotter than 1] Why do you run out of boiling water, hotter than cayenne pepper. 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place Sept. 2-6 at Veteran's Drive, 11:30 a.m. Jeanne St. Gregory the Great, S. pear. The Friday and Satur­ Compiled by Brian Huber Park on the lakefront. Admis­ Tooley & Nightshade, 4 p.m. 60th St. and Oklahoma Ave., day shows take place from 6 HEY GANG!! Welcome sion is free. Showdown, 8:30 p.m. Sept. 9-12. For more infor­ to 11 p.m. and are for the 21- back to another semester of Sunday, Sept. 5: Straight mation, please call 543-8292. and-over crowd. The Sunday the free-for- all known as col­ Main Stage Shot, 11:30 a.m. Sweetwater, show is an all-ages affair, lege. There are zillions of items 4 p.m. Ricochets, 8:30 p.m. Holy Assumption, 1525 S. and takes place from 4-10 p.m. awaiting their 15 minutes of Thursday, Sept. 2: Fabu­ Monday, Sept. 6: Ida Red, 71st St. Acts slated to perform include fame, so let's get started: lous Thunderbirds with Base­ 11:30 a.m. Dalton's Rain, 4 Blackfish, Loyal Order of Poetry Harbor has begun ment Boys, 7 p.m. p.m. Friday, Sept. 17: Barry's Water Buffalo, F.S. Cam­ work on the fourth issue of Friday, Sept. 3: Marty Truckers, 6:30 p.m. els, the Blow Pops, Com­ their literary journal, North Stuart, 8:30 p.m. Oldies Cabaret Saturday, Sept. 18: Rocket pound Red and the Nerve Coast Review. Poets interested Saturday, Sept. 4: Three 88, 6:30 p.m. Twins, to name a few. Tickets in submitting work should Dog Night, 2:30 and 8:30 Thursday, Sept. 2: Wild Sunday, Sept. 19: Speak­ are available at all send 3 - 6 pages of original p.m. Nite, 12:15 p.m. The Unex­ easy, 4 p.m. Ticketmaster outlets or by work to Poetry Harbor, 1028 Sunday, Sept. 5: Electric pected, 6:30 p.m. phone charge at 276-4545. E. Sixth St., Duluth, MN Light Orchestra, 2:30 and Friday, Sept. 3: Suburban Sprecherfest: The 5th An­ 55805. Material will be re­ 8:30 p.m. Gypsies, 12:15 p.m. Barry's nual Sprecherfest takes place turned only if accompanied by Monday, Sept. 6: Violent Truckers, 6:30 p.m. SepL 4-5 this year at 700 W. a self addressed stamped en­ Femmes, with Blackfish, Up, Saturday, Sept. 4: The Lexington Blvd., behind the velope. Payment upon accep­ Pamela Means and Secret Classics, 12:15 p.m. Rocket Bavarian Inn off of 1-43. tance will be $10 plus five Goldfish, 2:30 p.m. 88, 6:30 p.m. Saturday's entertainment fea­ contributor's copies. The dead­ Sunday, Sept. 5: Mike tures Paul Cebar & the line for submission is Sept. Rock Dock Miller & Piles of Rhythm, Milwaukeeans at 2 p.m. and 15. 12:15 p.m. The Sapphires, Pat McCurdy & friends at 7 Art classes are being of­ Thursday, Sept. 2: Jim 6:30 p.m. p.m. Sunday brings Die Sterne Bradford Beach Club, fered at St. Mary's Academy Liban Blues Combo, 11:45 Monday, Sept. 6: 5 Guys der Heimat at 2 p.m. and 2022 E. North Ave. All shows on the lake again this year. am. Big Bob & the Ball- With Day Jobs, 12:15 p.m. Street Life, with Warren are at 10 p.m. Call 272-7263 Classes for beginning and in­ roomBHtz,4:30p.m. Slightly Hat Trick, 5 p.m. Wiegratz at 7 p.m. Food, for more information. termediate levels take place Sybil, 8:15 p.m. comedy, horseshoes, dancing Tuesday afternoons. Life Friday, Sept. 3: Angel and more can be had for a $4 Friday, Sept. 3: Window drawing classes are set for Bones, 11:45 a.m Young fee, which covers parking, Works Wednesday evenings. For Heroes, 4:30 p.m. Picasso admission and a prize draw­ Saturday, Sept. 4: Big Bang more information, please call Trigger, 8:15 p.m. ing. For more information, Mondays: Window Works Heather at 781-8648. Saturday, Sept. 4: One please call 272-2337. Unplugged Finally, the University of Knight Stand, 11:45 a.m. Tuesdays: Check out the Wisconsin-Milwaukee Sym­ Tunnel Project, 3 p.m. Liv­ St. Martin's Fair, Sept. 5- comedy of the Dead Alewives! phony Orchestra will conduct ing Proof, 6 p.m. 48th St. 6, Franklin. Two days of the Friday, Sept. 10: TBA auditions for qualified string Rockers, 8:15 p.m. Even though summer may giant outdoor flea market, with Saturday, Sept. 11: TBA players on Sept. 7 and 8 at the Sunday, Sept. 5: RMF, be grinding to a halt, the out­ hometown food, produce and Friday, Sept. 17: Road UWM music building, Room 11:45 a.m. Uncle Ugly, 3 door festival season is still in animals. Hours are 1-9 p.m. Damage 220. Auditions will consist of p.m. Steve Grimm Band, 6 full swing. Raffles, crafts, fine Saturday and 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 18: TBA a three-minute prepared solo p.m. Jukebox Heroes, 8:15 food and entertainment for the Sunday. Friday, Sept. 24: Soul Pa­ and sightreading. For more p.m. whole family are on hand at trol information, please call 229- Monday, Sept. 6: Modern nearly every one of the fol­ Indian Summer, Sept. 10- Saturday, Sept. 25: 4609. Art, 11:45 a.m. Moloko Shiv­ lowing functions. 12, Maier Festival Park. The Psychedelicasi in an all-ages ers, 3 p.m. Problem Child, last of this year's ethnic festi­ show at 6 p.m., followed by a 6:30 p.m. St. Francis Days, Memo­ vals, this three-day festival in 21-and-older show at 10 p.m. rial Park, 4224 S. Kirkwood honor of Native American Prairie Schooner Ave. culture features national and Bunker's Mainstreet, 8031 local entertainment, a pow­ W. 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Reggae Friday, Sept. 24: Math Hammond Friday, Sept. 17: The and Texas, with Wayside Saturday, Sept. 25: John SepL 8-11: Mick Lezinski Clams Cafe Melange, 720 N. 3rd Schneider & Orchestra SepL 15-18: Carl Banks Saturday, Sept. 18: Big Up & Under Pub, 1216 E. St. Showtimes are as follows: Tuesday, Sept. 28: Win­ Sept. 22-25: Fred Klett Bang Brady St. All shows are 10 Monday, Tuesday and Satur­ dow Works Sept. 29-Oct. 2: Basile Friday, Sept. 24: HUE Vi­ p.m. unless otherwise noted. day, 8:30 p.m.; Wednesday brations, reggae from New and Thursday, 9 p.m.; Fri­ Comedysportz, 126 N. The Estate, 2423 N. Orleans. Friday, Sept. 3: Jim Liban day, 9:30 p.m.; Sun., 8 p.m. Jefferson St. Murray St. All shows 9:30 Saturday, Sept. 25: Up Blues Combo p.m. Saturday, Sept. 4: Casper Thursdays: La Chazz Thursdays: 7:30 p.m. Harpo's, 1339 E. Brady Sundays: Complainers Friday, Sept. 3: Lolita Fridays: 7:30 and 10 p.m. Wednesdays: Julie Wood St. All shows are 10 p.m. Blues Jam, 9 p.m. Craig Saturdays: 7:30 and 10p.m. Quartet Friday, Sept. 10: Paul Saturday, Sept. 4: Festival Sundays: 7:30 p.m. Thursdays: The Moes Friday, Sept. 3: Black & the Flip Kings European Wednesdays: The Dead Fridays: Luis Diaz Quin­ Southbound Saturday, Sept. 11: Greg Mondays: Poet's Monday Alewives, 8 p.m. tet Saturday, Sept. 4: 9-Volt Koch & the Tone Controls Tuesday, Sept. 7: Saturdays: The Jazz Ele­ Jubilee Thursay, Sept. 16: Steve Tuesday's Troubadour, fea­ Club Wasabe, 1901S. 60th ments Thursday, Sept. 9: SEX Grimm Band turing Dennis Curley St. All shows are 9:30 p.m. Friday, Sept. 10: Big Bang Friday, Sept. 17: Jim Friday, Sept. 10: Danny The Globe, 2028 E. North Saturday, Sept. 11: Mil­ Liban Blues Combo Newhouse Saturday, Sept. 4: TBA Ave. All shows are 10 p.m. waukee Creative Music En­ Saturday, Sept. 18: Harvey Saturday, Sept. 11: John Saturday, Sept. 11: The semble Scales & the Seven Sounds Schneider & Orchestra Slidells Mondays: Bruce Hazel & Thursday, Sept. 16: Octo­ Friday, Sept. 24: Warren Sunday, Sept. 12: Friday, Sept. 17: Warren Friends pus Harem Wiegratz & Street Life Blomberg & Mahaffey Zeich Tuesdays: Fish Motif Open Friday, Sept. 17: Greg Saturday, Sept. 25: Bones Monday, Sept. 13: Poet's Saturday, Sept. 18: TBA Jam Koch & the Tone Controls of Contention Monday, featuring T.J. Rich- Friday, Sept. 24: Hat Trick Wednesdays: Hip Hop Saturday, Sept. 18: Harvey ter, 9:30 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 25:3rd An­ Night, with DJ Tory Tee Scales & the Seven Sounds Virg 'N John's, 6869 W. Tuesday, Sept. 14: niversary bash, with In Black Thursdays: College Alter­ Thursday, Sept. 23: Fun Forest Home Ave. All shows Tuesday's Troubadour, fea­ & White native Music Dance Night With Atoms 9:30 p.m. turing John Vaiejo Friday, Sept. 3: World Friday, Sept. 24: The Wednesday, Sept. 15: The Comedy Cafe, 615 E. Roots Clams Friday, Sept. 3: Body Lan­ Hip Waders Brady St. Showtimes are as Saturday, Sept. 4: Milwau­ Saturday, Sept. 25: Loyal guage Saturday, Sept. 18: Inter­ follows: Tues.-Thurs., 9 p.m.; kee Creative Music En­ Order of Water Buffalo Saturday, Sept. 4: Tom national Music Showcase, fea­ Fri., 8 and 10:15 p.m.; Sat., semble, with Weaker Youth Thursday, Sept. 30: Big Green turing six bands from around 7, 9 and 11 p.m. Ensemble Mother Gig Friday, Sept. 10: Davis the world. Friday, Sept. 10: Scribble, Family Tuesday, Sept. 21: Tuesdays: $2 Tuesday, with Anxiety Kalt's, 2856 N. Oakland Saturday, Sept. 11: Hot Tuesday's Troubadour, fea­ hosted by Brady Street Saturday, Sept. 11: Silence Ave. Sauce turing En Passant Sept. 1-4: Darrel In Eden Friday, Sept. 17: Janet Wednesdays, 9 p.m.: Jazz Planet with Jack Grassel and Rick Saturday, Sept. 18: Mirage Holmes Friday, Sept. 24: Rockerfellers Quarters, 900 E. Center Saturday, Sept. 25:5 Guys St. With Day Jobs

Thursday, Sept. 2: Chris Twining record release party Friday, Sept. 3: Boris the $4,00 Domestic Pitchers Sprinkler, with Cool Hand Band and Wrecking Yard Sundays: Open Stage, fea­ Kamikazee Touchdowns turing Brian Wurch Mondays: Mark Truesdell 2 Big Screen T.V/s & the Lounge Pioneers BTS Party: The Union Tuesdays: Open Stage Concourse is the place for the Wednesdays: Tim 1993 Back-to-School Celebra­ Buckley's Open Stage tion for Sandburg residents, Sundays - Giant Taco's $1.50 Friday, Sept. 10: Cyclones, which takes place Sept. 8. The with Mark Truesdell & the event features free popcorn, I Lost Pioneers festivities, virtual reality in Tuesdays - $1.35 Rail Drinks Saturday, Sept. 11: Trance the Gasthaus and a free sneak & Dance Band preview at the Union Cinema Wednesdays - Spaghetti Dinners $2.75 Friday, Sept. 17: Mortal of the new film by Dennis Plants Quaid and Kathleen Turner, Thursdays - $3.50 Domestic Pitchers Saturday, Sept. 18: Jimmy Undercover Blues. Square Foot Sunday, Sept. 26: Open Tournament: The UWM Stage, with Alex Ballard Rec Center and the Gasthaus The Tracks Buck team up to bring you the 1993 The Unicorn, 300 W. Ju­ Back-To-School 9-Pin Tap neau St. Tournament, which takes place Good for one $1.00 Rail Drink at 8 p.m. Sept. 11 in the Rec Friday, Sept. 3: TBA Center. Advance registration (1 per customer, per visit) Saturday, Sept. 4: John Boy of $4 is required. Tuesday, Sept. 14: Lunachicks Fr^ UWM Post """"i Expires 9/16/93 1 Next Calendar. Sept. 9 • Thursday, Sept. 16: God Back-to-School 1993 Becoming Jack: The tale of two imposters

Sommersby (1993) brother's farm (andhis wife), man­ again. Confronted by the real Mar­ to work a portion of the land in love for the man, the imposter will The Return of Martin Guere aging the property successfully for tin Guere, the imposter folds. When return for deeds to their share. All hang for a murder he couldn't possi­ (1982) some nine years. He welcomes the he is asked why he perpetrated the the sharecroppers must do is pro­ bly have committed. She therefore imposter, defending him against lie, he answers that it was initially vide capital for seed. The imposter' s betrays her love by confessing that By Terry Koch the allegations of the former sol­ a joke. He was going to tell. But offer extends to former slaves as she knows him to be an imposter. He diers who pass through the com­ when he met Martin's wife, he fell well. The community lines up; the is not Jack Sommersby. The Return of Martin Guere and munity. in love. imposter prepares and signs deeds. The imposter's defense provides Sommersby demonstrate that the But all that changes when the In Somm ersby, recently released The economy comes back to life the main interest of the film. He same set of facts can produce two imposter (played by Gerard on video, the doubt takes seed in and everyone is happy. argues that because he truly is her completely different versions of Depardieu) demands his share of the heart of the abandoned wife's Everyone that is, except the husband (by her touching admission the story. the farm's profits that have accu­ rejected suitor. When the soldiers incourt),hemustbeJackSommersby. The pertinent facts in both films mulated in his absence. Uncle has show up, the suitor embraces their To think otherwise would not only are nearly identical. In both, an become quite rich over the years. allegations against the imposter. condemn her to lead a disreputable imposter assumes the identity of a The uncle is obliged to defend his He is not only jealous of the im­ life, bastardizing the child they man who has left his family and family's property against the in­ poster; he is a member of the Ku have had, but it would invalidate community to go to war. The cursions of this imposter. He brings Klux Klan. Thus the suitor defends the deeds he has signed as well. imposter's "return" several years charges against the imposter for his motivation on the grounds that Without his identity intact, blacks later to take up the life each has fraud. land ought not to be sold to blacks. would not be able to own land. She assumed. They fall in love with The imposter's performance is The Klan attempts to frighten recants. The court is convinced, their respective "wives" and their stunning. He remembers minute off the imposter. That fails. But just and rules that the imposter is Jack love is returned. Children are details of Martin Guere's life. His suitor. The suitor had extracted a when the suitor's hope for reconcili­ Sommersby. bom. The communities welcome memory is so prodigious that the promise from the wife that she ation with the wife have all but In The Return of Martin Guere, the imposters as their own. church elders suspect he may be a would marry him in another year, vanished, a twist occurs: Jack animposter assumes anidentity which Despite these auspicious begin­ demon (the story is set in 1542 giving up her husband for dead. Sommersby is arrested for a murder cannot be sustained with love alone. nings, doubts about the imposters' France). Nevertheless, by playing The imposter's arrival changes that. committed in an adjoining state. In Sommersby, the identity is sus­ identity begin to form. While the the uncle's greed and influence Set in the post-Civil War South, The evidence against Jack tained by love, coupled with the chance arrival of other former sol­ against the heart of the community, the Sommersby plantationhas fallen Sommersby is irrefutable. But the imposter's connection to the commu­ diers who claim to know the im­ the imposter convinces the court on hard times. Without slaves the community is behind their Jack. And nity. posters' true identity serves as the that he is truly Martin Guere. The land cannot grow cotton. But the so is his "wife." She wavers, how­ Martin Guere upsets the balance opening into which the doubts can charges are dismissed. imposter has an idea. Plant to­ ever, when it becomes clear that of the community by cuckolding the enter the minds of the communi­ But new evidence turns up and bacco. He backs up his idea with a despite the overwhelming support of people; Jack Sommersby restores ties, the motivations which cause the imposter is haled into court plan that enables the sharecroppers the community for Jack, and her own balance. One set of facts; two stories. those doubts are strikingly differ­ ent. That is what makes both films interesting. In The Return of Martin Guere, released in 1982, it is in the heart of the greedy uncle where the doubts begin to exert a strangle-hold. He has taken over his deceased Fugitive/ A big hit

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Artistically he feels that he can When the Dan Hanrahan Band »• musically "embody or portray some­ landed at Shank Hall, a new chap­ body else and you can do a few ter in the creative story of this / am not interested in only differentversions of somebody within Milwaukee-area artist was written. being Dan Hanrahan - a show, try on some different masks, This electric set which opened a tortured youth singing it involves a little more detachment Great Big Atoms Smasher show anguished songs ... and a little less egotism." last month at Shank Hall, blazed FORGETTHERE'SA WORLD is new terrain in the sometimes murky •Dan Hanrahan an assimilation of these many differ­ Milwaukee music scene. ent influences. The second cut, Hanrahan's electric band is a "Alien," is a truly strange number, • departure from his recent acoustic sounding like a circus tune gone solo performances, but takes inspi­ » mad, as we hear the story of a man rational cues fromhi s performance new disc, he is coming into a who "danced like an alien." art and live poetry-plays of his different territory of artistic ex­ This disc is a changing organic spoken-word shows performed at pression. The result is a sound that project that moves from the various Theatre X. blends many influences of ethnic poles of the musical spectrum. Each This loud show filled Shank music from around the world with new song takes the listener to a new Hall with the sharp edges of rock V roll, blues, classical and section of the mind of Hanrahan. His Hanrahan's guitar and eclectic vo­ random noise into a brilliant tapes­ music blends with the lyrical potency cal bombardments. The perfor­ of his poetry to bring about a disc try of sound. -Post photo by Jerry C. Smith mance was a debut not only for the "This music is environmental comparable to the Violent Femmes band, but also for new material sounds not just limited to music, and John Kruth. It is an addition to Dan Hanrahan opened for Great Big Atom Smasher at soon to be released as FORGET getting the instruments to sound the best progressive music of Mil­ Shank Hall last month. Hanrahan's latest work, Forget THERE'S A WORLD on compact like things you hear during your waukee and beyond. There's a World, combines ethnic, rockand classical music. disc. day, and that makes more sense to Dan Hanrahan is a man of many me than limiting it to sounding just talents who grew as an artist when like rock music," Hanrahan said. living in Portland, Maine where he This approach to music incor­ U2/Latest gets mixed reviews was part of an avant-garde musical porates other influences including revival on the East Coast. He be­ Bella Fleck, Doc Watson, Sun Ra, T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 7 slowly builds up to a hypnotic chant of "Those days, days, gan to listen to more bizarre guitar The Violent Femmes, traditional days runaway like horses over the hills." players and performers like Cap­ Jewish and European music and are consistently strong and find U2 covering new Zooropa's final song, "The Wanderer," sports the tain Beefheart and Tom Waits, as operas. ground without sacrificing quality. much ballyhooed and brow-raising Johnny Cash cameo well as classical composer John Hanrahan blends his music with "Stay (Faraway, So Close!)," besides being the vocal turn. Cash's vocals and Bono's lyrics work to Cage and various performers who a flair for the theatrical. He ex­ title song for the soundtrack to Wim Wender's next create the album's best song. Cash's thundercloud- "were not limited." plains this tendency as an "incor­ film (a la "Until the End of the World" on Achtung rumble voice tells the story of a man searching for Upon returning to Milwaukee, poration of theatre with music" Baby), is a fine ballad with hooks that can sit himself/a woman/God in a post-apocalyptic landscape, Hanrahan became a part of the resulting in a sound that is more comfortably with similar fare in the U2 canon (ie complete with "atomic sky." A percolating synthesizer performance artist/poetry scene, than just a "garage band playing "With or Without You," "One"). conveys optimism as Cash wanders steadfastly through performing with T.J. Richter and songs." "Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car" is chaos. opening as an acoustic solo per­ "I am not interested in only perhaps the most radical song on the album with its Zooropa is unlike anything U2 has ever done, which former for area artists such as being Dan Hanrahan-tortured youth fascist fanfare opening and sparse yet propulsive is probably why some fans are upset. But its brilliance is Pamela Means. Currently he is singing anguished songs, most of dance rock. not as all-encompassing as the critics may have you working to perfect his skills as a what is called alternative music "The First Time" is another slow song that stands believe. Spoken Word performance artist falls into that category," he said. "I out on the album because of its stripped down, almost GRADE:A- and band leader. am interested in a little different acoustic nature. With the expected release of his By Don Leibold approach. 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Approximately 100 moved to Milwaukee with a soli- artifacts arebeing displayed with tar)' cereal dish featuring Mickey this exhibit, which runs at the Mouse. Afterward, she searched museum through January 1994. antique shops, toy shows and any i ne unversixy 01 wisconsin-MiiwauKee bympnony orchestra with conductor, Margery Held in the Clinton E. Rose place she feh she could find an­ Deutsch. New Acquisitions Case at the other piece for her collection. Fif­ entrance to the Streets of Old teen years and 1,000 pieces later, Milwaukee, the exhibit traces Deflores' collection was complete. both ihehistory of Disney *s char­ It wasDeilores' wish that upou UWM debuts Romanian work acters and the evolution of toys her death, the collection would be By Joyce Evans structor for the School of Fine over three decades. donated to the Milwaukee Public Arts. The pieces primarily feature Museum, who exhibited the col­ An outstanding fall lineup is 44 "Yuri is Russian born," Mickey and Minnie Mouse, but lection in its entirety in 1981 and planned for the 10th anniversary The orchestra is a com­ Deutsch said. "He is a excellent Pluto, Goofy and a prototype Donald Duck are also visible. According to museum repre­ of the University of Wisconsin- bined effort of 75 people ... instructor, and a very fine musi­ Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra Most of the items featured are, sentative Jennifer Diliberti, a new, It is amazing to watch them cian." and its counterpart, the UWM Deutsch encourages all UWM of course, figurines. Be they permanent toy showcase is planned come together. Chamber Orchestra. students to join in the celebration stuffed, porcelain or marionettes, for the near future, which would Oct. 24, the orchestra will -Margery Deutsch, conductor of the orchestra's 10th anniver­ the characters stare at you from include the majority 0i the Deflores present the world premiere of a sary. across the years and behind plate collection, as well as othet pieces work by Romanian composer "We will be performing por­ glass, inviting you to envision a in the museum's possession. Fellicia Donceanu. Romanian so­ w tions of each concert in the Union," time when these toys were not For more itfor motion on the prano Georgeta Stoleriu will join ute to UWM faculty member said Deutsch. "Students will not only common, but an arguably Deflores exhibit or general infor­ the UWM Symphony to perform Yolanda Marculescu-Stern, who have to dress up, or even spend central part of any normal child- mation on the Milwaukee Public the work. The performance is at 3 died last year." any money to enjoy the concerts." hood. Museum, ptmse call 278-2000. p.m. at the Pabst Theater, 114 E. Nov. 20, violinist Yuri Oct. 21, the orchestra will per­ The variety of items and uses Wells St. Beliavsky will perform Bartok's form the work of Donceanu at the This will be Stoleriu's first "Violin Concerto No. 1," with Union at 12:30 p.m. Nov. 18, visit to the United States, and she the UWM symphony. The pro­ students will have the opportunity chose UWM for her first perfor­ gram will also feature Milwaukee to listen to violinist Yuri Adorable/Nothing in mance. composer John Downey's 1992 Beliavsky. "We are really excited about work "Ode to Freedom" and "The orchestra is a combined having her (Stoleriu) perform with Dvorak's "Symphony No. 9." The effort of 75 people working to­ common with others us," said Margery Deutsch, con­ performance for this concert is at gether for a common goal," ductor of the UWM Orchestras. 8 p.m. at the Pabst Theater. T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13 "The concert is a memorial trib- Beliavsky is a part-time in­ ORCHESTRA CONTINUED ON 15 • When comparing Adorable to Verve and Suede, Fijalkowski thinks it's hard to see where any comparison could be made. "I think the comparison is lazy," he said. "It only described the fact that all three bands appeared in 1992. In almost the same month, we had our debut singles out. "The only thing that all three bands have in common, is that they're all thieves," Fijalkowski said. "Verve steals quite openly from the 1960s, and do it very well. Suede steals quite openly from the 1970s and do it pretty well, and we steal quite openly from the 1980s, at least that's what other people have said, whether we do it well [or not.] They're common HELP SOMEONE thieves like us. 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414.937.5018 • • n COMPACT SINAI SAMARITAN WEST CAMPUS eastside (to MILWAUKEE, WI 53233 S41Q IM MURRAY S64 - 59S2 Back-to-School 1993 The UWM Post _____ 15 e views diagnosed with multiple sclerosis always be a man who's open to edged as a guitar virtuoso, with and "In My Dreams With You" last year and has no health insur­ persuasion. Its understated feel some even calling him a guitar are two tracks that combine the ance, and the newly founded adds to the sincerity. god, his recording work has been band's talent with catchy riffs, SWEETRELIEF.ABENEFIT Sweet Relief Musicians Trust "Funny Way" is another song quite inconsistent. His early work resulting in ear-pleasing tunes. FOR VICTORIA WILLIAMS Fund, which offers financial and in which Finn can only smile at with Frank Zappa was just plain But on songs like "Sex & Reli­ gion" and "Pig", the music be­ VARIOUS ARTISTS insurance assistance to uninsured the woman he loves and the often odd, while his first solo release, comes overbearing and vocalist THIRSTY EAR musicians. ridiculous complexities of ro­ FLEXABLE, was a musical mas­ terpiece. Devin Townsend's screaming kills Most tribute albums suffer GRADE: A- mance: You got a funny way of any melody the song ever had. from a dearth of inspired perfor­ By Don Leibold showing thatyoucare. It's strange Even though his later work mance. Contributors are only sat­ the way you go about it. with David Lee Roth was ener­ SEX AND RELIGION is pleas­ isfied with going through the Musically, Finn flirts with getic, it couldn't save the album ing for one listen, but after that motions instead of taking inter­ forms from around the world. from being tossed into the cutout the shortcomings are clear. Once pretive risks. TIM FINN Where reggae provided the back­ pile for the musically mundane. again Steve Vai has taken a side SWEET RELIEF is an anomaly BEFORE & AFTER ground for "Parihaka," off TIM In 1989, Vai hooked up with step in his career. in the tribute album genre. It can CAPITOL FINN, Irish folk informs "Many's Whitesnake, which resulted in one GRADE: C be listened to as a whole and Tim Finn, formerly of Split the Time (in Dublin)." Members of the worst musical pairings in By Matt Michaelis stands apart from Victoria Enz and Crowded House, has of the Irish folk-rock group Hot­ the history of recorded music. William's versions of the same finally released the follow up to house Rowers play on the song Vai's over-the-top guitar histri­ songs. his superbly friendly and soulful and haunting uillean pipes close onics were simply out of place. A laid-back, rural flavor uni­ second album, TIM FINN. out the song. Fortunately, he redeemed him­ fies all the songs, yet each is BEFORE^ & AFTER, while It is nice to see Tim Finn in the self in 1990 with the release of unique in its own right. Songs more subtle and polished than spotlight again, considering the PASSION AND WARFARE, an range from full-blown, down- TIM FINN, is still an intelligent criminal lack of input he had incredible disc filled with tight, home jams like Maria McKee's pop album for people fed up with during his brief stint in Crowded ground-breaking guitar work. version of "Opelousas (Sweet the aerobic disco chants and House. In 1991, Vai hooked up with Relief)" to Evan Dando alone schmaltzy ballads that currently GRADE: B drummer Terry Bozzio, bassist with his guitar singing "Frying infects the airwaves. By Don Leibold T.M. Stevens and vocalist Devin Pan." "Persuasion," the first single, Townsend to form the band VAI. Standouts include Pearl Jam's is a lilting folky number co-writ­ The result is an uneven release eerie "Crazy Mary," Lou Reed's ten with Richard Thompson. Finn titled SEX AND RELIGION. STEREO MC'S "Tarbelly and Featherfoot" and happily and calmly sings, After VAI Obviously the music is top- CONNECTED "Weeds" by Michael Perm. all the foolish things that we've SEX AND REUGION notch. Steve Vai has never ISLAND RECORDS By the way, the albums ben­ been through, I could always make RELATIVITY sounded sharper and the band as The STEREO MC'S recently efits Victoria Williams, who was a start on something new. AndT 11 Although Steve Vai is acknowl­ a whole is tight. "Here & Now" completed the last leg of U2's ACHTUNG BABY tour. In Sep­ tember, they will head out with Peter Gabriel on the WORLD OF MUSIC ARTS AND DANCE TI calculators work harder. (WOMAD) tour, which will hit Milwaukee Sept. 12. The fact that such respected artists like U2 and Peter Gabriel To help you work smarter. find the music of STEREO MC'S to be entertaining and intelligent and have taken them out on the road speaks immensely for the quality to be found in the MC's music.

These UK basedrap/funkateers have developed thought-provok­ ing, ecologically and socially con­ scious music that is striking in its originality. CONNECTED is the latest re­ lease from the band and it is an album that cries out about the struggles of the human condition and its general lack of compas­ sion. The STEREO MC'S mes­ sage seems to be that we need to reconnect as a world and become an integrated planet. CONNECTED is highly rec­ BA I I PLUS™ Combines I l™00 For engineering stu­ ommended for listeners who are advanced financial and scien­ dents who require the most hungry for music with substance. tific functions in one easy-to- comprehensive and powerful Keep your eyes and ears on the use calculator. technical functions. STEREO MC'S. They are a band with, a message that should be REG. $45.00 REG. $50.00 heard. GRADE:A SALE $33.75 SALE $37.50 By Novak Sekulovic Sale price good thru Sept. 18,1993 Orchestra/

r Calculator Demo Day '93 season 9° MAILIN REBATE 9°~l T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 14 whenyoubuytheTI-60X,TI-68orBAIIPLUS" | HERE'S Sept. 18,1993 Deutsch said. "It is amazing to HOW: 1. Save your original cash register receipt. I watch them come together." 2. Clip the proof-of-purchase UPC bar code from package. Deutsch would like to remind 3. Complete this mail-in rebate certificate. all students that the orchestra is 4. Send all three items to the address below. MAIL open to everyone, and auditions TO: BACKTO-SCHOOL REBATE OFFER will be the first week of school. Texas Instruments Incorporated RQ Box 53 • Lubbock, Texas 79408 "Many of our musicians are I not music majors," Deutsch said. NAME 1ITJEASE PRINT) I "We have individuals from busi­ ness majors to nursing majors playing with the orchestra." crnr STATE ZIP TERMS AND CONDITION* Thta offer valid for Dutch-m b«-w-a/l/9}»nd 10/51/93. All cl—ni Students interested in joining muttherecetvedby U/J0/9J. Allo»-*10««rt»fc*procei«intSef-lih_completrffoTmakinfwithth< onpnal ca»h —pater receipt and the proof of pure hair br*coo»totfw»dd-» above. Thu orwiulrnaiUn tmtfkare mutt accompany your rvuues and mav not be dwp(kat«dori-p^»:ed.Notrrde*n_Weinyour the symphony orchestra should Offer valid only ai Mated on thu form and only in the USA. Otter void where prohibited, taxed, licenwd, otrTKnited Limit one rebate pet houiehold or adore—-Te*iilnKrvrrwnt*r-in-vwihe right this profram at any time and without notice. CLI2U I contact the UWM Music Depart­ ment at 229-4609. 16 The UWM Post Back-to-School 1993 Reviews seats. But it is the next num­ ber, the nearly 20-year-old "Deuce" that sets the pace for the rest of the tape. When bass­ ist Gene Simmons screams,"I Happy Hour Special's wanna hear you!" and the crowd erupts, the hair on the 3 p.m. to 7p.m. back of my neck stood up. 2 for 1 Domestic taps & rail drinks Simmons may have put on a Also, $1.00 off any appetizer few pounds over the years, but he still is the God of Thunder. WEEKLY SPECIALS It is songs like "Deuce," "Heaven's On Fire" and "Lick Monday It Up" that make this an enjoy­ Monday Night Football Special! able package. Simmons, along RITS with vocalist and guitarist Paul Our specialty taco pizza and some Stanley, guitarist Bruce Kulick thing new - Microbrewry Night KISS and drummer Eric Singer work $2.25 bottles KISS KONFIDENTIAL the crowd into a frenzy and Kiver V lub POLYGRAM VIDEO IN­ use the enormous stage to its Milwauke e Tuesday TERNATIONAL fullest. For you Samual Adamslovers, we It's hard to believe Kiss is Also featured in KISS 134 East Juneau still kicking after 20 years and KONFIDENTIAL are "100,000 have souvenir glasses for only 25 albums. What's even more Years," "Nothin' To Lose," $3.00 and fill up with $2.00 refills hard to believe is that Kiss is "Let Me Go Rock-n-Roll" and finally respected by critics as "Hotter Than Hell" from way anytime! a truly influential band that back in 1976-77. These three Wednesday has inspired legions of young clips are the gems of the pack­ 223-4822 metalheads to pick up a guitar age. Featuring the original In the mood for a little Mexican? Try and form a band. lineup, it is interesting to see our specialty taco pizzas along with In 1993, Kiss celebrated the band in its early years. their 20th year by releasing Any Kiss fan will love watch­ $2.25 Coronas & $2.50 Margaritas ALIVE III, the sequel to ALIVE ing Gene Simmons forget the Come in and Enjoy and ALIVE II. Along with that words and fumble the vocals Thursday successful disc, Kiss released on "Let Me Go Rock-n Roll." our outside patio. Bud Night! Pitchers of Bud & an accompanying Polygram KISS KONFIDENTIAL is an home video, KISS excellent addition to the Kiss Bud Light for only $4.50! KONFIDENTIAL. The video, library. It brings Kiss's 20th Friday filmed in Indianapolis, Cleve­ year to an enjoyable close. Ask about Free land and Detroit, is an excel­ GRADE: A Free appetizers during happy hour! lent look into Kiss on the road, By Matt Michaelis on stage, backstage and on the Delivery to the Sunday tour bus. Trje peal 7ia7iep ov III Packer Brunch 11:00 -2:00 • The video kicks off with XCX|U7rija Campus Area includes drink specials, "Creatures Of The Night", a It's all Greek unless you thundering tune that jolts the . . Stop in for details. Cleveland fans from their read the Post

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