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3-30-1993 Arbiter, March 30 Students of Boise State University
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K. Neilly Cordingley ,and student employees who Assistant)'Jews Editor have been employed by the Bookst.oresince 1988,24 were It's official. The BSU identified as being relatives of.' Bookstore is in hot water. ' BStJfaculty or staff. .. . .An audit ordered by BSU· -According, to the. report, . President Charles Ruchhas special positions were not ere- beenco~plete(tli'~\(plaS veri-, ated for these individuals, but . fied tnanv"chci~ mad,e .by'!'_ ..some~fetencew the refundable student health insur- rnitteehadconcerns about clarify- 27 petcemtolse ance fee has already been . ing the Issueof possibly bidding approved; ...... " the $60 refundable Dental Plan fee. heads toward .. . . Ruch will decide Wednesday The $29 fee for a Chaffee Hall . I .·Ruch for review . which increases he will advocate to .addition and renovation of Morrison ..1 the State Board of Education at and Driscoll Halls, and a $33 ~l their April meeting. He said he was increase in thematricU1iltionfee for f , Rick Overton taking the weekend to answer ques- . general operating expenses were ;. 'i Editor-in-ehief tions he had about some of the both approved without comment. ), increases. The committee recommended' j Nhle hundred dollars in fees? "Obviously I take their recom- the remaining fees-$35 for a recre- .j " Hold on to your wallets, BSU mendations very seriously," Ruch ation facility, $2 for Studies Abroad f ' may be onUs way to a 21 percent 'said about the executive budget Program scholarships; and. $.50 to t fee increase. committee. establish a student volunteer cen- . The· Executive . Budg,et .The recommendations of ,the ter-not be approved by Ruch . ..,Committee, an ad hoc adVisory budget coinrnittee were outlined in . According to Sellan~~the admin- group to President. Charles Ruch, a March 22 memo' from committee istJ:ation may match ASBSU's con- endorsed feeTJicreases totaling 'chair Larry Selland to Ruch. ,tribution to keep. the volt1nteer cen- $122. An additional $37 increase iri .'According to the memo, the com- ter i~ea alive without a fee. . . ",,' . Tuesday,March30~ .1993 . . . Library ;sseeking . Z~~h~,;vg~:;~~r::d:~:~~~BSU studentga~ns . activities, professionalism and enthu- names for award 31 in the SUB's Hatch BRoom .: 'siasmfor the profession. , . After winning the regional title, engineering honor Currently, there are 380 engineer- ing students enrolled at BSU. The .BSU Library is seeking Coach Marty Most, assistant pro- David Payne of Boise recently nominations for its Faculty Library . fessor of communication, took half Students can complete more than two received' the Outstanding BSU' years of their engineering program at Award. This award Isgiven.ennu- of his twelve-.studentsq~ad to the Sophomore Engineering Award pre- ally to a member oftheBSU facul-annual Pi Kappa Delta National BSU,including core curriculum and sented by the southwest chapter of engineering science classes. Electrical ty who is exceptional in fostering Forensics Tournament in Tacoma, the Idaho Society of Professional development and utilization of the Washington. . Engineers. . engineering majors can complete their.bachelor.'s degrees through the Li~~i~ward winner will receive a Competing against 86 squads' A 1987Capital High Schoolgradu- University of Idaho in Boise; other $100 gift certificate to the BSU representing .four-year ~olleges ate, Payne is currently a printer sup- engiIwefing majors must transfer Bookstore, a free computer search and universities from across the port technician at Hewlet-Packard. elsewhere to complete their degrees. in their area of interest and a cer- country, BSU managed to earn . The' award, which was first pre- Payne is a mechanical engineering tificate of recognition. The winner sixth-place overall. The sixth-place sented in 1962,is based on academic major who plans to transfer to Utah also will be honored at an awards showing is the highest in the his':' excellence,job experience, volunteer State University. . ceremony and the faculty mem- tory of the squad. ber's name will be added to a Individual performances were plaque in the Library. also strong. In debate, Chris Bragg The Library urges BSUstudents, and Dan Gus placed fifth in junior faculty and staff to nominate can-. division while Elisa Massoth and In case of an emergency, dial didates. ' -Clara Rigmaiden earned ninth in Theft Student Union Building Nomination forms are .available the novice category. 911. To prevent delay in the March 16. Theft (Bicycle Parts) response of the emergency ser- on the counter ,a~ the Library In speech, Gaylen Pack was 2253 'Yalt~ Lane; T4eft vices, it is crucial to 'remember entrance. Return completed nomi- judged as superior (top ten per- . Riverview Deli; Grand Theft· that when reporting an emergen- natio.ns to . the Library cent of competitors) in two sepa-: 1987 Campus Lane; Grand Administration Officer Room 116,8 rate categories. . cy to the police, the fire depar- Theft Student Union Building; ment or ambulances, you should a.m.-5 p.m. Monday-Friday. Pack was the only participant Grand Theft Towers Hall identify the building or site by March 18. Grand Theft Towers Deadline for submitting nomina- from the northwest to achieve two . using numbered addresses. tions is AprilS. superior ratings. Hall; Grand Theft Towers Hall March 22. Burglary Seneca Drive Coach Most hopes the team's March 1. Stalking BSUCampus March 23. Grand Theft 2nd Floor performancewiII help recruit . March 2. Rape Driscoll Hall Student Union Building' Reception to honor more standouts in' the future. March 6. Grand Theft· March 24. Curfew Violation ''We've had more scholarship and (Motor.cycle) University Dr. Broadway .and Warren; forensics squcd application inquiries this year and LincolnAve.. Obstructing/Delaying Police The university's most under- than ever before. I expect next March 12. Theft 2133 Campus Officer Broadway &.Warren; appreciated success story will be . year to be a good year," Most said. Lane; Driving Without Illegal Consumptionl honored this week by President The 1992-93 season over, Most Privileges University Dr. and Possession Broadway and Ruch, The BSU speech and debate has begun planning for next sea- Chrisway; Sinddents of Warren team, fresh offtheir fourth consec- son, which will begin with a tour- Possession of Tobacco by utive Northwest Forensics nament in September in either Minor outside Student Union . Compiled by Assistant News Conference Division II champi- Washington or Utah. March 15. Attempted Grand Editor K. :NeillyCording ley. STUDENTS: LOOKING' FOR A GOOD JOB IN A GREAT ENVIRONMENT? Job Mart 1993 ls your chance to apply for a wide Variety of challenging, unique jobs in the Student Union. The Union employs Graphic Artists, AudioNisual Technicians, Recreation Center and Outdoor Rental Center Attendants, Information Desk/Box Office Attendants, Campus 1.0. Attendants, Student Activities 9 Planners, and more! .Emplpyees enjoy flexible work schedules, internal advancement, longevity pay, and campus involvement. 3 April 6·& 7 (rue &. wed) Job descriptions and applications available at the Job Mart Table in the Student Union April 8 & 9 (Thur & Pri) Preliminary interviews withappUcants IBOISE STATE UNIVERSITY J .J J J J. Student Union & Activities "7" "'; ..'. Tuesday, March 30, 1993 l t·, II I I II ,Four tickets face off ,Candidates for ASBSUpresidency Senate candidates College of 'Ieeh, Rick Overton Academic major in ilJllics EricHolinka Const in the SUB and stopping Arts &: Sciences Editor-in-chief students in the quad. , Management Nancy Gray English Applied Tech. no candidates On Monday, April 12 at Kevin MauriceKnight .Chemistry Twice a year posters are. noon in the SUB cafeteria, Business I hung, promises made and the senate candidates will I Clint Bolinder Accounting Executivetickets i ballots cast for ASBSU debate current student Kent Briggs Iniernai'l Econ ' I offices. Yes, once again the issues. Education Deborah Lewis Political ,Sciencel student, government elec- The next day, the execu- Jodie Farnsworth ElemEd tion season is upon us. tive candidates will square Criminal Justice Julie Roberts ElemEd FafaAlidjani " According to the ASBSU off in the same place atthe Political Science "l.\ Lindsey 'Iruxel ElemEd n Election Board, 15candi- same time to discuss their • d Graduate no candidates Cl Martin Economies .\1 dates filed and met qualifi- solutions to student con:' Health Sciences ~{ cations for seats in the sen- cems. BrentHunter Internafl Econ John E.Fangman HealthSd ate, whil~ eight hopefuls for The following informa- • ,i VinceHawkins Nursing LisaSanchez Communicationl executive office cleared the tion on the four executive SS&PA .first hurdle toward holding tickets is based on materials English MichaelBUscher Poli Sd Sean Lee Brandt Nursing office. 'submitted to the election Erin Cross SocSd While the social science board by the candidates. • Rob Deeble Poli Sd . ToddSholly Englishl and public affairs senate • Deborah Lewis and C. David Harden History seat is hotly contested by Pafa Alidjani share a major , Secondary Ed Craig Kenyon Poli Sd Darryl Wright five candidates, the gradu- in the political science Athletic Training ate college seat is uncon- department. Lewis, who tested for the third straight also holds a major in crimi- year. There are also no can- . nal justice, is currently the Dates to remember didates declared for the ASBSU lobbyist. A former Important dates in the spring ASBSU candidate debates, noon-1 p.m., Brava! school of applied technolo- columnist for The Arbiter, election process gy seat. Lewis is president of the April 14-15. General Election, 9 a.m> Although all available Political Science Associa- 3 p.m., SUB lobby, Library foyer, April 1. Lottery for candidate place- Business Building, Education Building, senate seats are uncontest- tion and chair of the ment on ballot, approximately 4 p.m., ed by incumbents-c-guar- ColIege Republicans. Morrison Center, Applied Technology Senate Forum. Building, Engineering Technology anteeing that the 18-mem- 'Alidjani, formerly pro tern April 9. Absentee balloting begins at Building. ber body will see eight new of the senate, replaced Lisa 9 a.m.; write-in candidateapplication faces-all president and Sanchez as vice president April 15. Announcement of election and petitlons due by 5 p.m. in the results, approximately 6 p.m., Senate vice president candidates when Sanchez took over ASBSUofficesin the SUB. , Forum. save one currently hold the presidency from Todd April 12. Senate candidate debates, ASBSU office. The one Sholty. Vice president of noon-I p.m., Brava!; absentee balloting For inf~rmation contact Amber exception ,is. former the Political Science' ends at 5p.m. . Erickson, Election Board chair, at 385- President-Todd' SholtYi Assodation"Alldjani __as ""April13. President and vice president· ,1440 "ousted"ftom'his "For those who are not content with the ordinary" NATIONAL RENT-A-COMPUTER SYSTEMS STARTING AT: lMTB $ 79 , AT COMPATIBLE MONO MONITOR 1 MEG RAM 40 MEG BARD DRIVE ' 9 OR 24 PIN PRINTER 226 South Cole Boise, Idaho 83709 Phone: " (208) 37f5.2187 or 1 (800) 847-5488 Chil.dren's' The Teacher Education Club presents ••. u lth. a ley 3'601 Overland literature Author/Illustrator B 0 i se , II> 8 37 05 Friday, April 2 at 3:00 '(208) 344 -7673 p.m. 1- 8 0 0- 3 5 4 .'3 6 0 1 ' emlnar -~ BSU,. ... .• Student..,..' Union;'. f. . Jordan.. _ :. ., Ballroom'... , 'D' ". '~. ricanbsen'la. -\>., ,',","::,,'.-' ;'.'..- '.. ,,' ': '.-.:- ' '," ,-,-:.'.',-.--",..... hisf,- - .. .'. Cristobal Col6n lleg6 a America ." que los colo- con la certeza de haberencontrado. .nizadores debfan un nuevo camino hacia las Indias,la ..cuidar. Durante la Latinoarn~ricana tierra del oro y las especias. "Indios", colonia el indio el nombre con que Col6n llamo a los americana fue un .brecirniento de los in- ~,nenteque debra lIeVaf su nombre, habitantes del nuevo mundo, se 'PO- - esclavo, un objeto en dios y la nueva escla- ·adquiri6el primer nombre deun casi pulariz6 de tal modo que los nativos lugar de una ser vitud Iegalizada, Un ·desconoddocart6grafo, Americo americanos perdieron su identidad humane. Los con- .ejemplo deesta reali- Vespucio. La imagen del conquista- pol' muchos siglos. ., quistadores Se los dad es posibleencon- dor Crist6bal Col6n de a poco pierde Con el nombre empez61il repre- . repartieron como trar en la novela-. ·su aureola de gloria, para recordar la si6n. Col6n y los conquistadores eu- rnonedas. '1iuasipungo'~ del sangre, las enfermedades, la muerte. ropeos no se equivocaron del todo, Durante la colo- escritor ecuatoriano y Ia injusticia que el y los europeos En el nuevo mundo encontraron . nia y el primer siglo Jorge Icaza. quevinieron despues provocaron en rnucho oro para saciar su ambidon, despues de la inde- A 10largo de la .los natives americanos.: Cuando el oro escaseo, tuvieron pendenda de los ...... ------' . historia,Jos indios El mundo acaba de' celebrar los' . gente quien trabajara y munera para pafsesla~noameri- . han protagonizado 500 anos del "descubrimienfu". Los llenar sus bolsillos, Los conquista- canos,losindios no tuvieron acceso a muchos levantamien- indios americanos celebraroa los 500 dores se llenaron de "gloria" derra- . la educadonni a la participaci6n tos que han sido callados con muer- Mos de Resist~ncia.Lahistoria con- rnando la sangre americana.' politica, La mayorfa de ellos fueron tes rnasivas, con sangre y con terror. temporanea tiene una deuda 'pen- . Poco a poco el nombre de "Indio" amontonados en haciendas dericos, EI indio americano ha lIenado pagi"; diente con los indios americanos. Bl se convirti6 en sin6nimo de miseria. ,donde trabajarontoda su vida para nas de miseria y de dolor quelos . mundo debe devolverles su ldenti- Durante los ultimos cinco siglos, los pagar su coinida y la d,e sus hijos. libros oficiales de historia se han . "dad robada hace quinientos ai\os. indios han ocupado el sitio mas bajo ADos despl,1es, con la rerorrna . encargado de escorider.Eri las puer- Los nativos arnericanos, que de las clases sociales. Los padres de agraria, se les concedi6pedazos de tas del siglo 21, los indiosaun son la fueron los dtiei'ios de uncontinente raza mas pobre y discriminada en el que han trabajado pol' siempre, mere- la iglesia cat6lica discutieron pol' tierra"en 5ugran mayona improduc- mundo...... arios silos indios eran 0 no personas tivos, sin apoyo tecnico ni econ6mi- cen un lugar en el futuro. Ellugar de Sin embargo la historia tambien y pol' 10tanto tenian 0 no una alma co. El resultado fue e! mayor empo- dignidad y justida que les ha sido . cobra sus deudas con Co16n. El conti- negado pol' centurias. ASBSUsh uld s t si htshigh Tim Frohock Special to The Arbiter ASBSU is roughly 15,000 themselves-it is the diverse individuals possess- nature of the beast. students, ing a common purpose: to As however, we can demand better themselves and their • econOInlcpotciitial'through' academicacc9mp~hment,., education. Theirelected offi- from.ourleadei:s more in cials promote these goills by concert with our personal governing and modeling . standards and goals. achievement. Todd Sholly's . Phi Alpha.Theta (the his:- recent removal as ASBSU tory club) recommends that President tor inadequate candidates for ASBSU office classroom performance possess a minimum 3.0 GPA breached this compact and maintain at leasta 2.75 between the students and GPA while in office~These .their govemment:Itdilnin- requirements would dimin- ~ish'the likelihOOd of unsee'm'- ishedthe public's perception disciplinary actionS, and of BSU and the quality of its· ly instiUin our officials the students. ~. irnportanceof academic The harm was twofold. the best job as editor for the next year. achievement. We are not PublicatiQnsBoard's' His poor academic perfor- '. .Despite what Bean insinuates,th~ board . espousing elitistrhetoric, mance affected his credibility pick ,'isnothing but 'best does not base its decisions Qn"what ~e.cur- only the notion that our rep": ~ntstaff wants,'~NordoeS tilE! boilrd play' as an intelligent spokesman Dear Editor:. for the students. But more resentatives should reflect ' "the gar.ii~'bjf the staff's rules/' .' . ~d. mo.d,el.posi,tivl:!student , Dealing with any problems or concerns of , unportantly, the ininiinal'. behavior. As successful stu-~ Richitrd Bean is certainty entitled to his .'.standards' set fur officials (te; Arbiter staff members is the responsibility of dents, they project a . opinion regarding the selection of Th~ . 2.25 GPA) that he failed to" m~~ .•• the papers editor and his or her management positive image of BSU as an Arbiter's new editor by the BSUPublication team---: not the board. '. ..' . maintain reflect such a low ins~tutionofhigher learning, Board. . _, .',' '.' I suggest Mr. Bean get his facts straight the degree of achievem~tthat it ,OiUy problem is, he's Wll>ng. ' contradictS the students'!" , arid d.emonstra~an abil.ity to , next time he decides to air his complaints manage the complexities .After inteJVie~ng t1).e three candidates '.' publicly. ., ' interests. Thereis little March 30,1993 'Arbiter Volume 2, Number 26 D~wn Scott .Editors Kr~er news, ~riS Langrillfeature; Samples sports The Arbiter is the weeklystudent newspaperofBoise StaleUniversitY-It is finan- K. ~Assistant Editors Melanie DE1loncullure, Neilly Coniingley news ciallysupported by a combinationof student feesfrom the AssociatedStudents.of .' " - StaffWri~eJ;SCorky Hansen" MicheileHicl Unions could Change is constant but an words are from Jackson expect. tion. ' unknown reality is ongoing. Brown. Do you feel like a _ '!'he only concern of Mr. "Sen. Brian Elg said the hold shelter Of paragraph eleven of number, just another statistic Bean's that seems remotely university should be a place Stan's March 16 column, I'd on a sheet, as Bob Seeger legitimate to me is that Rick for learning, not for reere- Dear Editor: offer for consideration that said? Will we continue to Overton, the current editor ation, Because of this, he Modem Humanity is espe- kill, kill, kill ourselves to in chief, was on the decision- said student money Per Stan Oliver's column cially inept at copmg with live? making board, and that shouldn't be spent on reere- of March ~6,may I be so · itself. Change will have to since he knew Dawn pet- ational activities such as bold as to offer examination ·be our master as will accep- Anthony M. Malle sonaUy from working with. this:' , of a few points he dis- lance for many humans. her, he might be biased. Buf My idea ofa university is cussed? ...... Stan, their-Seerilstobe~ . Na~~~Z ~~~~~t~ : Atb;ter choice ::e:o~~n:~ ~:~n;:::et~ :~:::~C:::::~Y:~e ...... anSWei;butinthe~eeonorrijc· reciprocal h\teIt5ification,~. ". , ask 'who is. capable.C?f edit~ , fu~. You c:annotlive on arena, regarding' paragraph . shoWnitits,perplexing. ' "was unbiased· ingtlianthecurreiltEditOrl academicsa1one~:~llYs.ical, problems' SO insteadof- (And, I might add, who is . -actiyityimd recreation·are:. ' e~t, one coping mecha~i' rusm co~d poSSJoIybe "',, using:naturcilthings to run , Dear Editor: more qualified to be editor. an important element ina consideration of joming a our liveS such as moon than the person' who has healthy lifestyle. _ . , Union. .phases, day, night, seasons, , After readinz ASBSU Sen. done the next-best thing?> The American Heart _ .There exists all different the mood and tides, etc, the .Richard Bean'fs letter last Since Mr, Bean's fetter Association has added phys- types: strong, Weak, , . system of perpetuation week, .I though t I should contained only insults, sec- ,'icaJ inactivity to their Jist of mediocre and even black adultemte<:t lile With clocks write to you to contribute ond-hand hearsay, opinion cardiac risk factors; Seventy sheep. Unions work for and schedules et al. We are my impression of the selec- . and' an over-extended percent of all deaths in the some arid have pluses and reasoning bein~ andpos-tion process for next year's metaphor, I doubt that care- United States 'are caused by minuses like MOdem Life sess vast capabilities for editor of The Arbiter. ' ful readers would lose confi- cardiovascular disease and . itself. Modern Industrial ingenuity. Some will say that I am one of the unlucky dence in the Publications cancer, and 80 percent of ' .. art Societal Life works for some irs:r. of our Problem and two. I applied to be editor, Bolrd's ability to makedeci- these could be prevented totally, for others it works , yet It can also be our mecha- sat through an interview sions, I, for one, have'not, . through a healthy and active somewhat and for others msm to deal with our self- (which; as I understand, is' . Jon ICriapp lifestyle. still itdoesn't work.' induced problems. Fact is, ' more than what Mr. Beari . Physical exercise on a ,''Just do more with less" ·~~r:1a:fSorth~~ well-: has been a Societal evolu- , :::s':~r:&~==Of' BSUshould '~~~~~~~~~i%~ tioitaryconsequenc~.We · the few have since evolved Arbiter news editor, Dawn t eh ' .'. Fitness Management to basic necessities. Many . Kramer. (c:ongratulations'!) Magazine has compiled a list must an strive towatd this .eac, exercise mandate in various SphereS ·Cam\otgeteven the basics. Mr. Bean confused me of 93 reasons to exercise. of life. But do we ALL do . ;~ircatio~~ Ba::Jdand~~: DearEditor: "':: this? mankind used to ~f:rc~~~~:~~~~- -:;~~~}:~~,~~t. AIl onebom during the promul- Arbiter staff behaved unpro- While reading y()ur;Feb. ." pressure, helps maintain rec- Naturally interpret theii ' gation of Modernity.·These fessi?nally .. Fro!?, my per- 16, 1993 issue, I came upon omritended weight, reduces norms and values. Note: did collfining Social Roles we spective, theIr pnmary con- the article titled "Senate incidents of cancer, helps you catch the qualifier 'Word play are a true puzzle if ya ' cern in the entire process approves recreation facility prevent chronic back pain ''Naturally''? awell on it. Wllo cares?1_ ,.was to maintain profession- I think this is a good and reIievestension and Just do more with less . tee." , Are we all out of our alism. Thei~ line of question- decision and that the facili- helps in coping with stress. and less. Hatsoff to the Natural element? So we can ing centered around my ties would be used and If activitfis not iinpor-.' innovators (or curse them) resign o~lves to being "a understanding of joumalis- appreciated. However, in . tant, why are the large cor- that trytohcl.p Modem happy idiot and struggle for ' tic skills and ethics, which is tliiS article there was a para~ porationsdeyelopin~lle~th, ••' Society accomplish this. thelegal fender." TJ:tose ' exac~ly what one should graph that caught myatten- and fitness plans? ItlSSim-; ply because they want to • Opinion continued Obviousli student officials, dent, vice president and sen- to represent the associated keep their empro~s:< ". ' ff P 4A participate in an important atots earn $500, $450and students. Lesser achieve- healthy. - .<> . om age ,capacity, yet the current ,.' ,,$200 a month~respectiVely. ment should not be reward- I am not suggesting that ' ~erent in' gOverning. _ election process reveals little They also receive an office .~With,thevalued honor everyon~ should beconu: . . No one contends that our·. 'about acandidate'sacadem- with a computer, support, ",gtvento student ~presenta-· body builders and exerose , .currerit rep~ntativesare . . i"abilities -The Constituents. staff Md;an adviser toa~t.. . lives.;~~nx~Mlnlo~. . fiv~.~~a day, six da~~ , .. :~...,;.:.;.~'~di~t decp~~~~~;~I~Ufaknlwi.l~~eIi 6ta~:'J:::i" (h'Ji'~~·Gnmt~U&ar\~~ij~. ··l~:~cki.,~f:i' ~lV~·flo~evet;.a.i{tjnipb1':'i"- .-·'~-:~'·':ro¥Wate II ver S fin reak K. Neilly Cordingley Itis unclear as to whether or not con- Assistant News Editor struction on Nampa's Canyon County Center will actually begin this summer, The BSU Library was renovated like the administration has said it over spring break would. It could be just another trick. Last summer, BSUclaimed construc- The administration.has also anriounced tion on the Library expansion would that construction of a 65-unitapartment begin in October, and recently BSU building will begin in May,but perhaps said renovation would begin in April. students should be skeptical. The BSU No one was expecting the project to , track is scheduled to be resurfacedover .1-Je done over spring break. And the BSU the summer-and surelywe canbelieve administration intended it that way. that. ''Wewanted it to be a surprise," said In July 1990,Albertson's donated $6 BSU Executive Vice' President Larry million to the $10 million project to . .Sellor. "Everyone soaked it up when renovate the BSUlibrary. The remain- we said we'd start the project in ing $4 million was collected when October.Wefigured it would be neat to library employees picked the change pounce on the project when everyone out of the fountain just outside the was least expecting it. Hey! Is that tape library. _ - recorder on!!??:' "I had no idea that much money Arebl1lerl Ltne ell) The quick job sounds spontaneous, was in there,"saidCorde1ia Page, who U.S. President Bill Clinton showed blatant disregard for and it really was.' works at the reserve desk. "'If I had the Ada Co•.Highway District and Idaho in' general by "The administration wasn't even known that I'd have .. '. Hey, is that pushing over a barricade ona University Drive project planning on doing the project over the thing turned on?" - Outside the completed building, one Thursday. Clinton, captured while fleeing flVm the vacation, but what else was there to do," said Booker Hemingway, a student was heard to exclaim, "Holy scene by an Arbiter photographer, was on a Jogging Library employee. "Not one student cow!" tour of Boise during which he reportedly pushed over a came to the Library the first day of In 'six to eight weeks, new books newspaper stand, and two ya....sale signs as well. break, so we thought-what the heck, - ordered Wednesday are expected to let's renovate the library this week." arrive to fill the new space. Pr z u f r sh rtf II Horrific .00000125GPA gap spells Cashier Gives Incorrect Change at doom for ASBFYOUleader Boise Grocery Store ASBFYOU President Todd A cashier unintentionally gave . ShiIcksy was relieved from his posi- a customer the wrong amount of tion on Friday because his grade above his position~srequirements. change at an unidentified grocery poil\t infraction fen .00000125below store on Sunday. ._ the required AS~FYOUrules. ASBFYOU Senate Sends Proposal - 'Boise officials said a lengthy BFYOUSenate Judicial commit- ,to Save Batman's Robin investigation led them to believe tee member y. Knot said that he ASBFYOU Senate sent an that a cashier being 'called Jane ''X" _ was pleased with the dismissal. He impassioned plea to IX:Comeecs to ~deanhonestmistake. . said that he had performed wen in save the fate of poor little Robin. . Sgt.BiJly Cunningham said he his classes and didn't know. why It seems that the Senate was had interviewed bo.th-the cashier Shucksy couldn't. very fond of anyone who might , - Records indicate that Knot's wear green tights ...as many mem- • Sllocklng conf. on... oh, GPA standards were .00000023 bers o( ASBFYOUare prone to do.: - . just look for it! ',To be, or not'2B AreBitter r n rols s V ill f n us Melanie Delon reason for doing what they Haywood. and fora: different kind of Orgy on stage is "like, what Assistant Culture Editor do; Haywood says being a _ Violence, however tends tour, they've chosen else a fungal orgy." British musician comes first. to be a prominent theme in Haunted Garage to open for bassist Nigel Tayler will join From the small garden "We are musicians. We Fungal Orgy's music. After .them, "Those guys are them on tour, and Haywood town of Wala Wala, Wash." make music. We make musi- hearing Orgy's debut, the ,raunchy,fake blood splurt- says, there is no problem. , comes a concoction of rough cal records. We play musical PMRC called a special hear- ing, hypodermic needle ''Nigel understands that our Primus-like instrumentation, concerts. We are musicians," , ing/and urged record stores using.hella disgusting, and drummer is kinda far gone vocais simulating Ax! Rose says Haywood. Fungal orgy , to boycott the sale and pro- we think we11 get along , , '~d accepts it, so if Ted , on a bad day, and uncon- spent a year in the studio motion of We Ciln't Agree great," says Haywood. , ' "~oesn't kill him, it should be scious, severely stoned, before finally releasing We , On What To Call This. The - Haywood says Fungal 'a great tour." Grateful Dead attitudes. Can't Agree On What To Call controversy was sparked This concoction is Fungal This. Haywood says the time over Orgy's hit "No I'm Orgy. Their debut album delay was due to discrepan- serious (I Really Want You We Can't Agree On What To cies among the group mem- Dead)." Call This is currently shoot- bers. ' "''No I'mSerious" is Superstar, experiences of modern man. ing up the charts with aid "Sludge [lead guitarist] about a guy who's girlfriend ' U we were subjected to the from their current hit, would go out of it for days. turns out to be a real slut. likes buckin' opulent surroundings of a, "Another Sappy Love Then he'd wake up, and She messes 'around behind palace such as the new Ballad." he'd still be out of it," says his back. The strange twist is Bronco role ~ollege of Technology build- When asked if success Haywood. "We also lost a that the guy is,a closet psy- mg, w~.would certainly lose Dear Editor: had gone to the roots of bass player. Well, we actual- cho killer, a~ ends up stalk- the ability to appreciate the Fungal vocalist Bob ly lost a few of them. They ing her and-turns her life great pieces of art from Orgy, A dear fan there in Boise Haywood says, "Of course it didn't die or anything like into absolute hell for years. around the world. sent me a copy of your has. You don't go from being that. They just never came It allmakes for good Thank God there is little Thesday, March 2, Arbiter, dead broke, playing local back," Haywood sights one drama," says Haywood. risk of such a horrific event and I just wanted you to venues, and drinking of the reasons might be due About the problems with in the future for us. know that I'm very proud to Keystone Light to being rich to their drummer Ted the PMRC, Haywood says' ", We are here to represent bea Bronco! and world famous, selling ''Bu~dy'' Manson. he's not worried. ''TIp~r's universal ascetics, and act as out at Wembley, and slam- "Ted tends to go a little going to have to head all Love! symbols for the inspiration of ' ming Miller Genuine Drafts off his rocker at times, but those damn First Lady com- Madonna the campus .. : the world! ' and think of things the all in all, when he looks you mittees since Hillary is run- Viva 13 Liberal Arts ' same." , in the eyes furiny and says ning the country, .so Idon't Eng!ishroCJlQr- Buildin,g ! This motivation of high ,he wants tostab a rod iron think she'll have timettnleal lifestyles is only a part of ,through your skull just so he .withus," -declares truth, Benson Blanderfield Fungal Orgy's charm, but can watch you bleed, he's Fungal Orgy will hit the . English major don't think it's their only just kidding," says , road some time this summer, martyr status Dear Editor: Iwant to register my dis- may with those who demand Dear Editor: Downtown, Fri., Sat. nights. Get drunk life either. Lowered mini-truck may be more classroomspace and and pick up on other people. Hope you required. funding for the Iiberalarts at I'm writing to request pick gender you want. Scarf yankee dogs", , ' Boise State University. some additional attention in Puke same. 'G~ery Stroll, downtown; -G~t drunk'.', , As a liberal arts student The Arbiter to a and pick up on other people, Hope you myself,I am well-acquainted much-neglected group of Cruise, Fri., Sat., nights. 16th & Main to pick gender you want. Scarf wine 'n with the idea that great ideas hard-working individu- 8th & Main. No cover, no bands, no beer, cheese. Puke same .•. but 'Civilized, like. are only imparted to those a1s--:- The BSU Forensics no fun. Watch out for cops. Get depressed who suffer outrageous hard- Team. We have been told by after seeing all the teens who don't have a Compiled by The Arbiter red-eye CleW. ships. Classrooms where the ~tt SaD\p~es,your sports numberof students surpass editor, that since we don't sweat, we can't be in his sec- -"======:::;:======' ,thenUmberofoxy~molecules; waiting until our, , tion. • ,Ashes continued , ''1 don't know how it hap- they were mostly high seventh year to take senior Why not give us our own from page 18 pened," said Pat E.Burns, school students who ignored seminar, and a building section? who scarcely escaped the the, alarm to finish their which resembles a giant lava- Any attention would be regrets for any Inconve- fire, alive. "1 just had the video' games, so, there' s no tory au combine to give us appreciated. riience this may cause. ,burner lighter in one hand rush. But if you've noticed a that triaI-by-fire (or filth) The cause of the fire was ' and the no-stick in the other, younger, si bling or child character with which we can D. Bate determined to be a grease and somehow-it just hap- missing, please call the cam- piece together the collected , Porenslcs Team Member , fire in the Table Rock Cafe. It pened," he sobbed., ' pus sheriff's office at 385- , seems the cooks were There were approximate- 1234.' ',' , preparing eggs and the ly 20 people killed in the The city fire department Corrections aerosol no-stick coating fire. The total count won't be will be charging the univer- ' spray ignited a fire which known until all the bodies sity $300 for responding to • Our apologies to ASBSU Senator Mike Gibson who spread at an incredible rate. are dug out of the fiI'th, but the call. was quoted in the last issue as .saytng ~'And then Mercury runs down the mountain, but if the Physics mesiahcomes in with morning tea then we can blow the . shortchanged and said to be fifteen-months-old e, Shocking contloued whole wad on pine nuts." Senator Gibson actually said, , , was kiUed at the Boise frompage 18 something to grocery man- ''Excuse me." . agement. intersection of 55th and , and the customer and he , " Grocery m.anagement 'Main Sa.turday. • President and Sally Ruck were incorrectly identi- refused to comment on the Shirley Swanson, a den- ' found no malice or wrong- fied in the March 2 issue as, Mongolian Animists. The tal assistant, said that she doing on the part of. the' matter. , obscure sectarian Asian notable for worShip of the But Johnson said that was devasted as a result of cult, cashier. ' primary colors, has not been' seen, in the United States The incident occurred he wanted his 50 cents ...arid the accident. since minutes before the Haymarket Affair. In response 'at :l2:t8p.m. Sj}nday when he got it. . Reports indicate that to the misprint Ruck said, ''1 am that green. shall live. U customer Ralph Johnson '1t's a proud day for the she was sipping a cup of you see me on the blue turf; kill me." " ' , , ' handed over $15 for $12.35 Boise justice system,'~' coffee in her vehicle at the' , , worth of groceries. Cashier Johnson said. ''1 just wanted time she struck the rodent. o OUr heat1feJt apologies to State BOard of EduCation Jane:"~" then returned my correct change, and by Swanson said" '''1 just President Karl ShurtIiff, who will likely ,be misquote4 ,God IgoUt." wish it could have been me $2.15worih of. change, 50 Somewhere in this issue. ' cents less than Johnson ,was Squirrel Killed at Boise instead of the little, furry , entitled. Johnsonimmedi- In~tion ' critter ...! don't know howl • H~ y()u damn kids! Get off.my lawn! ately noticed that he ws' A squirrel determined, can go on." , ." .. ',' .. : .. , ''"'.:''. ~.. ~-~.,.",.-~-_ .. _ _ .. "' " :" '" ","'" '" ,. ' -~ "' , , "-, , .' J " • ': • ( ,de u. $X 4 ~. _., Anyday, April 1st, 1893 BiteMe! 38' .. ; • SUsi I I Rainier Bier from Kenai Central High But not everyone thinks 'SportsGuy School, a small town of the Samples signing is swell. . about 6,000 in Alaska. "He sucked when he tried Two weeks ago, he was But since then he has to write about BSU basket- covering the BSU men's bas- ' been beefing up with a daily ball. What makes him think ketball team. Next season, regimen of six Taco Bell soft he can play for them?" said a Arbiter sports editor Scott tacos, beer, and whatever reporter who covers the Samples will be playing for' food is in his roommate's Broncos for the -ldaho them. cupboard. He has also been Statesman. The-Broncos won the so- working on his game in However, most everyone called "Samples BSU's intramural program. involved with the team Sweepstakes" last Friday "1 don't know what kind seems to be pleased that when he signed a national of player he is,'but he sure Samples will be a Bronco. letter of intent to play at does' cuss loud," said "OK, imagine. this," said Boise State next year. The Morgana Mallard, an an unnamed BSUplayer. signing came as somewhat .Intramural/Recreation "Imagine that you wanted of a surprise to the college Department employee. ''You some pepperoni and sausage basketball world, as some of can hear him using that dirty pizza really bad and you had the top teams in the language all the damn time!' a· chance to get the biggest, 'nation-including Duke, "Wllo's Scott Samples?" ·best pepperoni and sausage Kansas, and Indiana-were said Patina Sawner, who pizza around, and then you She MelrlBrlan Becker in the running for" basket- actually knows him, but -got it. ball's top prize. ' Samples flies through the air like a dead rhino. didn't want to admit that she "That's what, Scott At the press conference, did. . Samples is. He's the best 'incriminating photos of me him. . announcing his announce- ."We're· excited and For his part, Samples pepperoni and sausage pizza ment-which he normally with a bottle of tequila, a around. And we got him." stripper from the Kit Kat thrilled," said an excited and thinks his transition from sit- would have been covering, thrilled, Bobby Dye, the BSU ting in press row to sitting The Broncos are just hop- mind you-Samples Klub, and a kitchen appli- ing Samples. doesn't go cold ance," Samples, 22, and head coach. '''We knew we on the bench will be an easy divulged his reasons for join- had a chance to get him, and one. and limp and taste like card- ing the Broncos. above the drinking age, said. board like a bad pizza will. "1 didn't want my mom to we got him. We're obviously "Sports writers are su p- "Many people are proba- see." . just ecstatic!' posed to know everything Instead, they're hoping he stays hot and firm and bly wondering why I chose But no matter how they Samples, at 6-foot-6, 215- anway, right? Ifigure if I can Boise State. I chose Boise pounds, was an unknown write about it, I can play the doesn't use imitation ingre- got him, the Broncos ar.e ' dients. State because they' had excited and thrilled to get when he graduated in 1989 , damn game," he said. II sto SSWI I 55 s,h sf finish Bud Lite of them are so fat they just beer and writhe in cat puke Sports Moron float. We'll suck in the 100- than work for him!' =eter butterfly, but wf(U just Stin, Ws <3ere's jQb to get On a dull; gray Saturday do swell in the S-foot bob." . the team .ready in time (or its morning, tryouts for the Gere's frustration may first meet, which is sched- newly-formed BSU swim well be deserved. uled for .next Monday team began. Of the SO people who. against Idaho. The results were not tried out for the team, only . "We've been practicing cheerful for new .head coach five listed any athletic expe- real hard," said- Marge Scott Gere. rience: One person was cap- Uflafter, 92, captain of the -.;' "1 can't say I was too tain of her shuffleboard BSU women's team. "We damned happy," he said team, two had played golf really respect aU that Coach softly, fighting back tears of once, and two thought mak- Whatshisname has done. frustration, despair, ing those gross farting Mostly .we respect that butt and-dare I say it?-anger. sounds with your hand of his. We like to stick dollar' The reason for Gere's dis- cupped under your armpit The BSU swim team prepares for a practice. bills into his Speedos and content wasn't in the lack of was a sport. pretend he's Elvis." turn-out-over 50 people Gere, a 21-year-old Right now, things look , showed up to tryout-it English major with a cat; a swim coach lor the fledgling me I'd have to write sports," . bleak' for the BSU swim was in the. quality of swim girlfriend, and a love of mir- team after a threat from the Gere revealed, blood drain- team, but Cere is optimistic. team hopefuls. rors, certainly didn't ask for Boise State administration. ing from his face, turning it a "I'm going to buy a gun," "None of these damned the headache. "They told me they'd ghastly white as he recalled Gere said, his left eye twitch- people know how to swim," A dedicated swimmer for make me work for the the horror. "Do you know ing alittJe bit, "I'm going to Gere said, his voice hot and at least a week and a half, Arbiter if I didn't become the sports editor? Ido, and I buy a gun and I'm going to full of disgust. "Besides, most Gere was handed the job as coach. Worse yet, they told would rather drink warm use it!' Broncos linked and her team know nothing of the Broncos are being held under head coach Yvonne "Sam" bombing, and that she was only house arrest inside the BSU Sandmire. "The girls have always fo NY bombing. trying to buy the latest issue of Pavilion, and have nothing to do loved it and wanted to be a part of Teeny Bop~ffi!lgazine in the airport all day but shoot baskets and make that fine polka heritage. So we did Terrorism has hit home in Boise. book store when she passed Bob photo copies of their butts on the the album." .. ' The BSU women's basketball , Luvy Muhammad, the reported Xerox machines in the Sports, With San~mire on vocals, sopho- team, once thought of as a group of extremist from OeveJand. .' Information Department office, more }ulieWagner on accordion, fine, outstanding young women '. "Look, we've never even been to senior Chrissy Koennecker on who played amean game of hoop, New York," Daugherty claimed in drums, senior Liz, Seeley on banjo, have been connected. to the World a press conference last Sunday. "1 Gymnastics team sophomore Jennifer Martin on the Trade Center bombings in bought the magazine because Ilike cow bell and triangle, and the rest February . the articles." polkas to the top of the team providing backup In a report by the FBI, BSU head Authorities contend that the As the season progresses, the, grooves, the Broncos are ready for coach June Daugherty allegedly magazine had a message in it from BSU gymnastics team continues to the big time. . brushed past a Muslim extremist in the Muslim faction that ordered the break records. "We're hoping to. play at the the Salt Lake City airport. The inci- bombing. But now they're making them, Oktoberfest in Milwaukee next ....;. dent occurred when the Broncos ''We believe that June Daugherty too. . year. If not, we'll play anywhere were' trying to return from and her cohorts are involved," said The team, under the name of they'll let us," Sandmire said. ''We' Bozeman, Montana, after the Big FBI spokesman Bob Putz, "No one Sam and the Bronco Homegirls, just love polka." , Sky Conference Tournament in really reads Teeny Bop for the arti- have just released a polka album March, but couldn't find a flight. cles." entitled Flippin' Over Polka. ' Briefs were compiled' by Miller Daugherty contends that she Daugherty and the rest of. the , . ''We just love polka," said BSU G. Draft, Sports Wanker ...~ . ·4B Arblter Tuesday. March 30. 1993 Simply stop by your school' sfinancial aid office. Once your needs are. determined, we step in. Our staff of professional and friendly financial sales representatives can tailor a loan to fit your particular . circumstances, Whether it bea Stafford, SLS, PLUS or a ·5!:[,!!J.fty strategic combination. A student loan from First Security Bank'!} Bank. It's not too late. . G.rrrentlyGiving IlO%. Member F.D.I.C. . rtst nls f rs lenni Minner Culture Writer he Invisi- ble Enemy is the flow- ering , of inspiration . on campus. Perhaps the art exhibit isn't all sun- shine and roses, but it reveals images, deep . Spanish show and archetypal, of the human mind. comes to KBSU "DEATH IS NOT YOUR ENEMY,DEATH A new .Spanish-language IS THE MOSTTANGI- radio show produced by a BLE OF THINGS, THE Boise State University student ENEMY IS THE TIME will begin airing April 4 on BEFORE AND AFfER," BSU Radio AM 730. "La Hora proclaims the computer' Latina," hosted by Rene generated work of Jeff Hurtado, will be broadcast at 8 Barker. The invisible a.m -,April 4 and again at 8 enemy is many things in p.m. April 5. New one-hour the exhibit. The enemy segments will be broadcast in becomes the incarnation . . ArtllleriBrian BocI<&i the same time slots Sundays of humanity's fears. It is "Who's Watching" by dohn M. Nettleton. and Mondays for 13 weeks expressed in symbols of . through June. modem society, or in reli- ,.~ ."La HoraLatina"features gious icons or in representations of "Noticero Latino," a 10:-lnintite; the self. ' . na tional Spanish;';lallguage, news show, as well as music, !he. Invisible E?emy is a display interviews and information of of juruor and senior level, not just talent, but thought. The.works con- interest to Spanish-speaking jure images in the viewer's mind of people in southwest Idaho. -e t~~ uneasiness, the angst of daily ···;~l~flj~il~;·~~!~~i~7~~~ The program will provide hvmg, as well as the mysteries of ',;:::, ··,5,;:;;· group show of BSU students titled a vital service' for farm work- death, life and religion. Unexploded Artists in the Student ersin southwest Idaho, says "tJ~~~~i~~~~:~~j~~~~;, . Crosses and crucifixion, the sym- Hurtado, whose father was a bols of our Western mind are chal- ",~t~d~?ty:ni9n.(3alle'f TueSday.lVIarch30.• - ·,·c· •.... 1993,' ',' i 8A Arbiter Spb~sored by the BSti department Jam~s Felton and Jerry,Henderilllo't. j)f'music and Treasure Valley Admission isfree.Galle.ryhours~· Community College; TIcke~ are $4 7 a.m.-ll p.m, daily. The exhibit will Bouquet 344-7711. 1010 Main. 'general admission, $2 for seniors' on display March 22":April23 . Ages 19 and ,over -'. Tuesday- be Saturday: live music by Roche! .and,BSU faculty and staff, and free' starts at 9:30 p.m. .... ~~~p:--".~' to BSU students: April 5: Violist National Small pilinting and ~1 Craig Purdy, violinist Fritz Small Sculpture Exhibition 385- Gearhardt .andpianist Yoko Hirota " 1310. Located in the' Liberal Arts , . Brava! 385~1223. Every Friday in the Morrison Center Recital Hall '.::liliilding, Gallery I. AdII\ission is mght shows start'at 7:30 p.m. on the at 7:30 'free. Gallery hours are 9 a.m.-5 p.m. first floor of the SUB. Free to the p.m, . weekdays, 1 to 4 p.m. 'Saturdays. public. April-2:Local folk singer Greg Martinez. .' . . Student Recitals 385-3980. April 2: Opening reception and '. Sponsored by the BSU department awards presentation from 6 to 8 The Cactus Bar 342-9732.517 W. n'roll with Boi Howdy. Monday 'of music. Tickets. are $4 general p.m. The exhibition runs April 2-23. Main. boors open at 9~p.m;Ages 21 night is blues nightfeaturlng Chicken :admission, $2 for seniors andBSU and over. Mondays and Thursdays Cordon. Blues. Thesdaynight is,jazz faculty and staff, and free to BSU' , The Invisible Enemy 385-1310. are open mic, nights. . . night from 8:30 pan-dose, March31- students. All recitals in . the Located ill the Public Affairs and April 3:The l '-i,'::"t" ;- /:~::::'i/'<;P;:i:;;>'Y< .Tuesday. Marc::h 30.:1.993 .Arblter9A ,": sup rcharged refreshment, Primus (rom heavy, pounding booms to hollow, tapping PorkSodcJ beats. And, of course, there's Inferscope . that strange and' indescrib- able brand of Larry Lalonde Records guitar playing. ' The instrumental num- berson the 1S-track album include "Wounded Knee," "Hail Santa" complete with If your mouth has been bells and toy sounds, "Pork 'pry, and your taste buds are Chop's Little Ditty" and its welling for just a swallow under-a-minute twin "Pork fgood Primus, on April 20 Chop's Litty Ditty"andthe ou can quench that thirst longest track on Pork Soda, for the.odd with Pork Soda. . "Hamburger Thain." Pork Soda~ the .fourth "Hamburger Train" is an album from.the group spe-: instrumental that takes sev- dalizing in being totally dif- eral different- directions ferent.takes an instrumental throughout its eight-minute . approach to the psychedelic. duration. It highlights all of , rimus heads ina new the musicians.rand accord- irection by featuring sever- ing to Oaypool, the song "is al tracks' in'" which a lot more representative of vocalist/bassist 'Les Larry and [drummer Tim Claypool is mute. Alexander]." "My Name Is Mud" will plainly titled ''Bob.'' , until then, .in the words of He replaces his Fozzy . Though Pork Soda is more be the first video off of Pork ' After opening for a wide Claypool, the.great god of Bear/Kermit the Frog vocals instrumental than Primus' Soda, and It will feature that spectrum of artists from odd: .with the loose, rubber band- 1991 release Sailing the Seas .lovable Primus character U2's Zoo TV tour to Jane's "So grab-yourself a can of like bass playing that made of Cheese, tracks such as "Mr. Bob Cock. Bob Cock, who Addiction, one can only Pork Soda, and you'll be him Bass Player magazine's Krinkle" and the first song can be seen in other Primus wonder what havoc Primus feelin' just fine. Ain't nothtn" Bassist of the Year for 1992. "My Name Is Mud" use the videos including "Jerry Was will reak when they go, on quite like sittin' around the Variations in drumming are same amount of rarity and A Racecar Driver," now has the road with this one. Your houseswillin' down them continuous in Pork Soda, energy Primus is known for. , his own song on Pork. Soda guess is as good as mine, but, cans of swine." • Moth continued Great Architects are Dead." Moth Macabre achieves HEY. '. ,ENJOV YOU RAPR. I L , from p,age 7A Bassist Michelle Muldrow, what its makers have set out adds aptly placed vocals to do. It presents a set of FOOLS DAY! the abstractness and enigma that ensure an ethereal qual- mental images without of dreams. He has paired ity to the music. 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Mar<:h 30.1993 s Scott Samples mance," BSU head coach "peakedyet," Sandmire said. Sandmire,~said. "Oregon The Broncos' are' hoping Sports Editor Yvonne"Sam" Sandmire . "I think we've made some State and UCLA are defi- they have their best meet said. ''We can't control what errors we can corred,'and nitely 'going -to be the , ever and get to qualify as a The BSU gymnastics' the judges do, or what other we're hoping to peak at . favorites," , . team. But they already have team has been competing teams in the nation do. We Regiona1s." Boise State will have a an appointment at the NIT since the middle of January, can just control our perfor- The Broncos will need to tough job, no question. . Gymnastics Invitational to but their entire season mance," . peak as high as they can if There are five regions in the go to in case they don't. comes down to this week-. And .lately BSUhas been. .they are to grab one. of the country, With the top winner Boise State was given the end's NCAA West Regional 'controlling its performances Nationals positions. from each receiving an auto- invite to the tourney, which Championships. . . pretty well. " Boise State, ranked18thmatic bid. Then the next will be held at Southeast, Only the top 12 teams-in In their last meet, the in the nation, Is'seeded fifth seven best teams are picked Missouri State on April 12, tlie nation will earn a trip to WeStern Athletic Conference in the Regional" meet. and sent to Nationals- based on last' year's 'Nationals, and while this Championships on March Oregon State, ranked fourth', Last year four teams from National qualifying score . .weekend's meet at Oregon 20, the Broncos ended 'with a overall, is seededfirst in the the West Region went to The Broncos will be the only State . will determine thtrd-place finish, broke a meet, ,followed by fifth- Nationals. The Broncos fin- team from theWesf to go. whether or not the Broncos team school record with a ranked UCLA, No.16 ished fifth and sent one will be one of those teams, score of 192.10, and watched .Washington, and 17th- gymnast, Wagner, to But for now, the Broncos they're trying to focus on sophomore Julie Wagner ranked Cal State-Fullerton. Nationals, the first gymnast are concentrating on one the job at hand.. score the school's first 10, Stanford and Cal State-Santa . from BSU to go the meet. thing-the Regional meet. "We can, only worry with a perfect vault routine, Barbara follow BSU to' "We have one of the "We're hoping to have about what we have control. . But wait, there's more. round out the seeding. . , strongest regions in the our best meet of the year," over, and that's our perfor- ' ,'''1 don't believe we've . '11's going to be a battle," nation," Sandmire said. Sandmire said. ,8 is Stat P rf ct lnsw fB cots Scott Samples games could begin, players had to .Sports Editor make new basepaths, mow the grass, etc., so there'd be a place to play. . It's hard to do any better than the "Wf!ve lost a lot of games because BSU baseball team did last week- of the weatllert Tim Helgerson- BSU's ,end~it:was perfect.' ;'. .,', ,player!cOadlsaid,< .. ~.. , , . "., , The::Broncos swept Montana State . Fortunately for the Broncos, last in four games. Boise State won a dou- weekend wasn't washed out. bleheader on Saturday 3-2 in the In Saturday's first game, a two-out opener, and followed with a 9-8 win single in the bottom of the ninth gave in the second game. In Sunday's twin- the Broncos a 2-1 win. Darren Gleiser bill, BSU won the first game 7'-6 and picked up the win in relief. In the sec- ond game, BSU managed to score in finished the nightcap with an 11-9 just the first three innings, but the .'.~ win. The wins put BSU'srecord at 12-2_ three runs were enough to grab a 9-'8 overall, including exhibitions, and 5-1 win. Jim Herwy pitched the entire .•inBig Sky Conference play .. game for the win. , In Sunday's opener, Josh Martin . So far this season, weather has been' one of BSU's toughest oppo- was the winner, as BSU dumped the Bobcats 7-6, the one-run game of nents. 'Several games have been third rained out, forcing Boise State to the weekend. reschedule games and, as was the case In the nightcap, BSU scored three runs in the fifth inning to take a 7-6 in Saturday's doubleheader, even ere- ' lead,' then added four more in the ate their oWn field.' . , ' The' Broncos were scheduled to sixth to hold off Montana State. Tory playat Borah's Wigle Field, but a • Baseball continued on BSU's Darren Gleisertakes a cut In SaturdaY'S game against sloppy infield moved the game to a page lOA Montana State. The .Broncos swept four games over MSU.> practice field next door. Before the .".. Tennis teams 9ruise . . Scott Sainples' Thompson earned the spot and 342 (1,031) in the 54 hole through California Sports Editor with scores of 73 and 76 (149 tournament. Georgia won overall). the team title with scores of . While most Boise State After a day off, BSU .Things could have gone . David Lebeck finished 314,300, and 300 (914) and students had some time off returned to the court and better for the BSU men's and 73rdwith scores of 79 and Renee Heiken of lllinois was last week, the BSU men's thrashed Sari Francisco on women's golf teams this 75 (154) and Jon Herendeen the indivual champion with and women's tennis teams Thursday and ended the weekend. rounded out BSU's highest scores of 72, 68,-72 (212). . hit the road. road swing with a 5-1 Themeri,~competingin finishers in 92ndplacewithShawna Seiber was the The men's team split two pounding of Sacramento the Santa Barbara (Calif.) scores of 79 and 78 (157). . top golfer for 'BSU, turning meets, losing toCalifornia- State. Pacific Coast Intercollegiate Arizona State walked ina 60th-place finish with Berkeley 8-1, then rebound- Boise State's I t Big in II f ... ON BROADWAY Ph.#345-5688 The' NCAA basketball Not that any of them real- 1\JESDAY: $1MARGARITAS FOR ALL urnament, March Madness ly cared, but it was cheap you prefer, is' kind of like thrills, anyway. WEDNESDAY: ALL YOU CAN EAT ristmas, No one really expected to SPAGH E1T1 $3.95 First of all, it only comes see BSU walk away with the THURSDAY: ALL YOU CAN EAT BBQ ce a year. Secondly, with title, least of all me. I the hype and commotion thought they'd at least cover RIBS $6.95 ,usually gets blown out of the spread, but I didn't cry . ...BEFORE AND AFTER ALL B.S.U. MENS roportion only the way when they couldn't. ristmas, the Super Bowl, The Broncos went to the . AND WOMENSGAMES r Madonna being naked Big Dance.vl'heyasked the mewhere really can. wrong girl to dance, she irdly, I rarely get' what I slapped them, and they ant .. went home'. End. of This year's Final Four Cinderella story, baby: , eams are all deserving. But maybe that's what ey're all good teams, with I Just watch the game,hoPe it's all about. Underneath ood coaches and good the team I like the least the glare of the cameras, the layers and they probably loses, and quietly drink my reporters' questions, and the ave good pep bands and beer. It's a simple life. round-the-clock TV cover- cheerleaders, too. But like a But in some small way, age of a bunch of guys drib- lame present at Christmas that changed this year when bling some stupid ball, (no I don't need the alliga- Boise State made it into the maybe it's about the tor-skin jock, but thanks tournament. Cinderellas. . anyway, Aunt Bertha) lhate Now, I'm not a homer, one Maybe it's about the all of them. of those journalist-type peo- small teams like George There is no reason for my ple who use "we" instead of Washington that get their mostly blind hatred' of "they," but I'll admit, I shot and take it. Maybe it's Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, thought it was cool to see the movie "Hoosiers" in real and North Carolina. It's just Boise State vs. Vanderbilt life. that none of them are teams highlights on ESPN, or tak- Maybe not, Probably it's I want to root for, so why, ing on the Commodores on just about big teams crush- not hate them? CBS. I could tell friends in ing little ones, TV advertis- I'm from a small town in Alaska that my school's team ing, and a buffet of players Alaska. I haven't been bred going to the Big Dance and for NBA scouts to feast on. to follow a team like some yours is going to the high I hope not .. I liked school prom. . Cinderella. . fr~-----...:...-_----,------,---" people follow religous cults. -,V'. Baseball continued Boise State will host Idaho a.m, Sunday's games are " .from, page lOA ' , ina pairof doubleheaders, scheduled to start at 10:30 at' the first coming on Saturday, Hawks Stadium. Martin went the distance to the second on Sunday, Helgerson said he is hop- ,':pick up the Win. "We're hoping to put on a ing the Boise Sta te- Idaho , The Broncos will continue really good show," Helgerson rivalry will attract fans to go ~heir busy schedule with 24 said.,' and watch the games. APRll., 27 - B.B.U. PAVILION games in 14 days. But the one Before Saturday's game, "This community is very Tickers ON SALE NOW Al ·AII Select·A·Seal Oullels .Charge By Phone 38S·1766 Boise State is thinking about which is scheduled to start at supportive ofBSU athletics, . A IIAVIR PAODUCTION , ow is this weekend's show-12:30 at Wigle Field, the and we'd like to see the own with intrastate rival Broncos will put on a Little whole stands packed," he aho. League clinic beginning at 10 said. " ... JOBS NOW HIRING for current and TRAVEL Fall semesters. Gain knowl- NEED CAREGIVER for infant 'edge and experience in the real EUROPE ONLY $2691! 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