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University of Central Florida STARS The Rollins Sandspur Newspapers and Weeklies of Central Florida 4-11-1989 Sandspur, Vol 95, No 07, April 11, 1989 Rollins College Find similar works at: https://stars.library.ucf.edu/cfm-sandspur University of Central Florida Libraries http://library.ucf.edu This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Newspapers and Weeklies of Central Florida at STARS. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Rollins Sandspur by an authorized administrator of STARS. For more information, please contact [email protected]. STARS Citation Rollins College, "Sandspur, Vol 95, No 07, April 11, 1989" (1989). The Rollins Sandspur. 1657. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/cfm-sandspur/1657 The Collins Sandspur Volume 95 iaiir?KrKtrslT»! 8BB88B8BiBtt8B8tf88ttKB»tte milium Ettrrstttts: tftii! irtLtrttitttttttttttsa EetttttttttitKmtrttttttKtKrrmtttu hiiii!itr!!!itf!ii!riiiiiiiittiitiittiif k-irk-hbh fcb-ht i l bl * k 11 : rk-b-b-. ••.->.••. :-•-<-. k-lrt-b-b-b b-k-fr k^rrl>lir>^ t »*k ».!. •-»>(•>-*».**.... ^»bkk^bi Z.Z. b-k-t-kl kb tfrM -rVkkbkfckbkb^ki^L crr:ttt:tcutitt:rKt:»»ttr»et»»t" frrir!J!S!!!!!ttiirrrf::K«KKKtJir ttiriiiririttrtrr! riuriKKKKhih *»*b| »l .H^^k'ifrj'.Vff1. -L-t.j»kkkk» t:rrr!!!tiiKiii!tiir:itKi:KKKt[: sctwetet«ttrt««tetctwtt^it|t page 2 The Rollins Sandspur Volume 95 Issue# 7 The Rollins Sandspur Volume 95 Issue 7 April 11,1989 editors Jonathan chisdes lori sordyl layout editors pat crowley dave herman news editor don hensel features editor nicole dedominicis sports editor erin higgins On the Cover: In 1933, President Franklin Deleno Roosevelt said, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself," in an attempt to give the country hope and courage to get through its worst depression entertainment editor in history. Yet these fears have persisted over the years and are still, difficult for people to overcome. betsy hill This issue of The Sandspur will focus on fears and phobias which still plague us. Some have been around from long before FDR, while others are new to society because of modern developments. art critic The members of TheSandspur staff, and others in the Rollins community, have shown courage by mark burrell exposing themselves and submitting to us what they fear, what makes them.human. We all have fears and some are more rational than others; but to the people who have them, -hey are very scary things advisor and difficult xo confront. Remember this while reading about them. twila papay The editors of The Sandspur would like to announce that we have plans for two more issues this staff year. The theme of our next issue will be a post-assessment of the Student Life Summit, nearly a year after it occurred. What have been the results? The deadline for this issue willbe April 19. Ourlastissue rissa andres will focus on the seniors, graduation, and what it means to leave Rollins. Our deadline for that issue steve berry is May 3. Please submit articles and letters dealing with these issues prior to the deadlines, or else they sunita bheecham cannot be printed. (No kidding.) rob Campbell judi chisdes cindy corbett lisa curb LETTERS TO THE EDITORS: John dukes dave edgell jen foley Dear Editors: Dear ]uan Carlos, marla grant After reading your latest issue of March When I read your article about pollution, anne hall 21,1989,1 feel I must respond to statements made corporations, liberals and communists, I decided in the article by Cindy Corbett on Dr. Cohen's that such a, masterpiece of ignorance, arrogance, jenni levitz and immaturity could not possibly be allowed to go sally mautner missing chair. Dr. Cohen's quotes were extremely critical unchallenged. I will not even attempt to analyze skipper moran of Campus Safety's handling of this investigation. the points you made one by one since this would andy platt I state at this time that we view this criminal act as take too long; I shall just point out the major buf mike scotchie extremely serious and that the investigation is at fooneries. First and foremost, my dear friend, pollu monica swanson the top of our priority list. We are very aware of the personal attachment that Dr. Cohen has for this fine tion is not just a lie spread by Marxist agitators to tarita virtue chair and the community should be informed that undermine the glorious reputation of your beloved stan yukica every effort is being made to insure its safe return. corporations; it is a reality. If you do not believe me phill zies Unlike the "kidnapping" of persons, I recommend you take a walk through the Black "chairnappings" are handled slightly differently. Forest (in Germany) and see what communist lies Contributers and One month must pass before expert assistance can have done to the trees over there. You could also Special Thanks to: be requested in these cases. Normally in the case of take a swim in the Mediterranean; you can really smell commy crap there. As a matter of fact, pollu Rollins Archives a missing person, the F.B.I, would be called. Since this case involves a loved chair, I have assigned tion is so real that this planet could very well be J. Blotter Assistant Director Larry Kail, who used to work for doomed already; it will certainly not last much Tyler Doggett the F.B.I, to the case. I am confident that this case more unless radical measures are taken. But we Chase Ferguson will be brought to a successful conclusion, but I could never let those commy bastards remind the would remind the community that these investiga corporations that some people prefer water to Coca- Julie Hernandez Cola and trees to stop signs. Better dead than red. Ruth Jackson tions do take time and require extensive technical effort. Right, ]uan Carlos? T. Johnson In closing, we remain extremely sensitive I am sure that by this point you will be Lady Tars Softball Team to Dr. Cohen's situation and would strongly urge smiling to yourself and thinking that I must surely John Langfitt anyone with knowledge of this case to contact the be one of those communist wolves wrapped in a Mac MacDonald Campus Safety Office. Thank you. liberal fleece. I am sorry to disappoint you man. I Suzanne McGovern Michael L. Young hate them more than you do. This is so because I Director of Campus Safety know more about them. If you ever bother to find Matt Meyer out, you will discover that they are finished. Steve Nielson Communism is a thing of the past my friend, at least Alan Nordstrom in the Soviet and Chinese areas of influence. It is Wanda Russell only a matter of time before these powers succumb to capitalism fully. The point is, my friend, that it is Michael Young actually the good old U.S. of A. that is driving the planet to destruction. It is American corporations We, the editorial board of The Rollins Sandspur extend a sin that are mainly responsible for the damage to the Amazon jungle and the ozone layer. I know you cere standing invitation to our readers to submit articles on any Dear Sandspur: subject they feel is interesting, maddening, thought-provoking, will not believe this until you suffer from skin It is contradictory for you to criticize us for or of general interest to the Rollins community. As the editors, cancer but I felt I had to tell you. we reserve the right to correct spelling, punctuation, and gram rewarding ourselves, as you reward your staff. It is matical errors; but, under no circumstances will we alter the common for most groups to allocate funds for Straying a little from the environmental form or import of the author's ideas without previous discussion similar events. On this basis, your criticism [of the theme, I am going to tell you something that is and agreement really going to make you puke. In your article you The Sandspur is your paper we will always keep this in S.G.A.] was unwarranted and unfounded. Please be more careful in the future evaluation of campus expressed your fear of the probable death of loyal mind. But we cannot succeed in this goal without your support Americans if the people of this country were to and participation. groups. Submit articles to The Sandspur at campus box 2742 or drop Julie Hernandez, [newly elected] S.G.A. President listen to liberal propaganda. Let me tell you some- it by our office, Mills 307. The Rollins Sandspur Volume 95 Issue#7 pagej Outwitting the Chariot in a Rusted Wagon by Lori Sordyl Since I'm a senior, you might guess I'm afraid of not graduating, or of the real world beyond graduation. Neither is true. I'm afraid of the garbage disposal. The sound of it bullies me out of the kitchen. (I've already promised myself that I will never own one. There's something to be said for compost piles.) You'll grant that my fear is a rational one, seeing as countless celery limbs and brocoli heads have been lost to the indiscriminate mutilator. I have irrational fears too, but my purpose here is to congratulate others who have overcome a particular irrational fear: the fear of Time's winged chariot getting away from them. These motivated people have admitted to themselves that worrying about never catching up with the chariot does not enable us to do so, that we are, after all, given rusted wagons and not chariots for a reason. These travellers then admitted they did have room in their schedules to do something, even if only submit aletter to the editors, for their school's paper.