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Some stand them R 5R R et to such an extent that she was able i H RN | better than others, but only by grace of the famous diamond of superior spiritual and moral re- Ea O to rob him e RT ANR necklace which formed one of the N sources—certainly not by Dbeing Caeg S IOB R revo- | Only causes leading up to the French 2N g 1 emancipated from them, one gywz e lution? If not, who was responsible N 7 | thing can do that—and, while it is oSR sSR NO ADVANTAGE St SO O for the scandal which broke with ter- New Medicine Cabinet Bottle : often spoken of as turning up ene's Be court one's feet on - growing up?” rific violence over the French FEEN-A-MINT vaie 50¢ | toes, it is not putting “What's the use of of the CAU G I LR finally, Bedford Standard. H and, what became the desk.—New asgé fwsked the gloomy one. DILLARD’S ASPERGUM | e money received for the necklace it- The Right and Easy Way “Whassa matter?”’ asked the other Aspirin Value 283¢ oR self? ——— e one. to take Frenchman’s Great Idea B:‘\’;s,;:_9'%”‘3i :?éi,';::::!:;':_1:f«;;g::;:,-‘?»,:;‘:3(5:5:5:3:;1:2:1525:5:5:5:5:;’:5:3:-':1:-':i:ffififift;ffi These are questions which have ex- @ “Well,” he growled, “when 1 was a Total Value 'd B¢ for Ocean Metropolis oo e cited the curiosity and speculation of Popular R kid, and had to eat the things my Feen-a-mintisAmeriea’smost hundreds of historians and novelists Laxative. Pleasant, safe, A floating city, anchored in the said were good for me, 1 de%endabl.e, mother but which, despite the most rigid in- non-habit forming. Keep it handy in | ocean between the Old and New thought when I grew up I could eat this attractive economical bottle. ° vestigations, remain still unanswered, worlds, is the daring proposal of I wanted, but now my wife Aspergum is the new and better way what inextricably entwined with the sordid Leon Foenquinos, a Marseilles en- IT'S easy to throw off a cold and gargle. This will ease your me just like my mother used to take aspirin. No bitter tablet to treats but spectacular story of Louis XYV, swallow. Effective in smaller doges for gineer. M, Foenquinos wants to build when you know what to do— throat instantly and reduce tO." , De Rohan, Madame every aspirin use. Atyour druggist’s or a circular steel ring large enough to and do it. Two or three tablets any infection. A cold needn’t Lamotte, and Marie Antoinette herself. 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The work was so far ad- idea is to call the place ‘*“Atlantls,” vanced, however, that the gorgeous and it will be a complete city with piece was finished at a cost of some One Emancipation Few all metropolitan conveniences, and it 2 present ¢o is hoped it willbe a desirable break P;(ER s36o,ooo—equivalent at the Are in Hurry Meet @ time to practically sl,ooo,ooo—in the The emancipation of women, ac- in the voyage for tourists between R hope that it could be sold to Louis cording to one Dr. Olga Stastny, Burope and America. There will be for ships and XVI for his queen. can be attained simply by tilting suitable landing places Then suddenly Jeanne de Valoise back in their chairs and putting planes. It will be the “eighth won- Radio Church Bells H-CHO From Natural Gas wear long “Why does she such (Madam Lamotte) came upon the their feet on the desk—just like a der of the world.” The very latest idea in bell music There seems to be no end to the trocks?” scene and hoodwinked Cardinal de man. comes from Tintagel parish church, number of things obtainable from are only hall “Her stockings silk Rohan—arch-enemy to the queen—into It is an easy way to achieve eman- Almost Like a Rebellion in Cornwall, England. This church natural gas. The latest product giv- way up.” i believing that she was Marie Antoi- cipation, and there is no doubt some A party of United States tourists was the first in the country to install en up by it is formaldehyde, that nette's most intimate friend. Lamotte kinds of work can be done in thisj put up at a Thousand Islands resort a radio-gramophone system, and this pungent gaseous compound the To Be Endured pven signed spurious notes with the position. A business woman could recently., They had just got in from proved so successful that arrange- chemists label H-OHO. It is possi- Although the world will never fit jueen’s name and worked upon the higher Ottawa and had expressed were made recently to repro- ble to produce the compound from ideals, us not read her mail with her feet amaze- ments Our high let of the cardinal until De Ro- beauty capital, by means gas such large quantities that Get out of patience quite with it; ambition than her head; could dictate letters; ment at the of the duce records of bell music the in Just now it's all the world we've got. han believed that she had succeeded might even take dictation if the boSs especially the Chateau and the par- of a moving-coil loud-speaker placed the discovery is expected to have hos- indus- in overcoming Marie Antoinette’s were not reduced to speechlessness liament buildings. Also they had no- in the church tower. It is claimed far-reaching effect on various ~A Misogynist tility toward him. by the novel spectacle. But for such ticed that there was an election on that records of bells played in this ’trles. a The Man Friday—This is a pleasant Finally Lamotte risked note to jobs as cooking, minding the baby, ‘up there.” way cannot be distinguished from place to dwell. All it needs to make the cardinal—a communication which doing the family wash, and so forth, “And it must be an important elec- the real thing. And, of course, the For Biological Survey come directly it a true Garden of Hden is an Eve was supposed to have the feet-on-the-table stance would tion,” said one. ‘A man named Ben- loud-speaker installation is much less The fastest large motor boat on of —commis- and a serpent. from the queen violate all efficiency rules. nett is running against the king."— expensive than genuine bells would the Potomac has been put in com- 60,000 francs Robinson Crusoe—Bring on the sioning him to borrow As for emancipation, we can only Ottawa Journal. be. mission by the Agricultural depart- purpose, the sur- gnake if you want to, but nix on the for a certain charitable ask: “Emancipation from ment for use of the biological queen what?” janes. I'm hiding away from my wife money to be transmitted to the Probably the doctor never thought of Some Guaranty Wanted Positive Proof vey. The thirty-eight-foot -cruiser The cardi- right now. through Madame Lamotte. that. Ask anybody, man or woman, He—Miss Bruno, will you travel “800-hoo! I don’t believe you has a maximum speed of 30 miles the money and turned it nal borrowed if he wants to be emandipated, and through life with me? love me any more.” an hour, dual controls and facilities intermediary. A second Choice of Two Evils over to the it is dollars to doughnuts he will She—Yes, I will, providing you “Qertainly I do. Didn’t I kiss your for four persons to sleep aboard. an amount was also Counselor Widemouth—Better ,let loan of equal say yes. Ask him what he wants to have sufficient to cover the travel- mother?’—Stray Stories. money the La- wit me handle your case. Don't try it obtained and with the be emancipated from, and it is a ing expenses. Wisdom s rare, Lorenzo! one the most mag- abounds.—Young. yourself. Don't you know a man who mottes furnished of to $1 shot he won’t answer. One Way capital and SIOO ils his own lawyer has a fool for a nificent houses in the Work? Not a chance. Man, who Can a man wear a red coat, a “T wonder how I could get my for a round of pretty girl client? financed themselves has been putting his feet on the desk green vest and yellow trousers and lawn watered.” If vou would catch a gaieties. for bait. The Litigant—Even so, I'd rather ceaseless since desks were iuvented, never %00k sensible? Men once did. . “You might set the house on fire.” use flattery success which had attended this have a fool for a client than a fool for The Lamotte a lawyer. scheme evidently led Jeanne to believe that she could put through Not Worth It one of the most daring frauds in his- tory—the priceless “Oh, so Mafnwaring is going to be theft of the almost diamond necklace which had become married?” elephant on the hands of the “Yes, a film actress!” a white | | ~ court jewelers. Jeanne therefore in- /1 “Indeed? Couldn’t live without her, 'y m sinuated to Cardinal de Rohan that m { suppose!” ‘ GUN purchase A Marie Antoinette wished to WHAT “No—well, not without a breach of ,r"“ the necklace for her own use, but that promise action, anyhow!” she particularly desired that the king know nothing of the transaction, add- Back' Fence Conversation ing that if the cardinal would attend never saw it before. Three /4 sel your husband give an?'thmg First Wife—Does to the details of the transaction it llke money or you your housekeeping do would entirely reinstate him in royal YOUshots, 20 gauge, light weight, fast, easy to /" STI sanon ask him for it? | safety; 26 plain regular grade; you have to fulfill . . inch favor. De Rohan hastened to . 4 barrel in Second Wife—Both, my dear. che mission and, on February 1, 1785, swing, pointsitself-that's“The Sportsman®. Sl ol the necklace passed into his hands & n;attcd. olwalnut. plstol grip s celver American DISCRIMINATING by and his note was accepted the Maded b by R Remingfon. F For quail,: .I grouse, ' jewelers for the entire purchase price Regulareit14 elossinches long,iack g stock dimensions 2% . e —it being understood (thanks to La- i 1% inches ot cont. motte’s intrigues) that the transfer pheasants, snipe, woodcock, rabbits lnches drop othecl was being made with the full approval 4 / Price, plaln barrel o o o » o $56.75 of the queen. and all upland game, snever g L The necklace was to be delivered to therg /7%, Marie Antoinette by the cardinal on suchagun. And asa'sporty, the eve of a grand fete at which the been // // queen was expected to wear it, and was ~ gun for ducks—well just try it. the casket containing the Jewels n taken to the home of the Lamottes, by whom it was to be handed to the queen’s messenger. Still further to AC’t qu ICI(I‘/ If you dupe the cardinal, Jeanne Lamotte Wi employed e an actress to impersonate ‘/- Y i Marie Antoinette and, because of the heavy veil which the substitute wore, want it for this season De Rohan believed. that he had ac- (~’/““ 7.7 tually had an interview with the queen herself. He—Do you belleve In petting par- - has just gone on the market. It is dispatched 4/ g/\{\ beautiful gun Lamotte then her hus- ” i ties? 7 . - =rj‘l?"/,/;eY T I ARy She—Depends on who the parties band to London with the necklace, were ever offered at the _ THISfiner than anything you it broken up and the stones -}l.:'-‘ Y are., where was 4 /// Unfortunately for k sold separately. the Ry S '\l price. The receiver is handsomely decorated with flying ducks ’ plans the adventuress, however, the \}‘g ' Words and Deeds of 74 2 Of doctors sometimes we must feel trick was discovered when the jewel- Y . on one side and pheasants on the other. Naturally, the de- An inclination wary. ers wrote to the queen, thanking her Small cures they often will reveal diamonds, &{%@;g/ for purchasing the Marie is who are itching to shoot it this With large vocabulary. éi_\// mand tremendous by hunters at once demanded an ex- «/iy " . Antoinette YR\ R NONSR NP ‘ planation of their statement anl then g9, ’/ season. Go to your dealer today. If he hasn't “The Sportsman™ in Cash for Carrie asked for the orviginal copy of the [4;9,;{;;*‘;_',.;;O % HH{/ The wife was ygoing through her agreement. De Rohan was immedi- stock get him to order it from his jobber at once. Don't delay. Act husbhband’s pockets. ately arrested and sent to the Bas- /%7 “[H{ey there!” he cried, *‘that be tile, to be followed shortly afterward A%‘%:E;@//“/,{ now. Send in the coupon for a complete description of “The Sportsman” longs to me.” by Madame Lamotte and a number of R “lt won’'t belong now,” she an- her accomplices. But this by no means —the shotgun sensation of the year. swered.—Optimist. ended the case, because the actions of “x-, Marie Antoinette were so strange and /{\/) ', ‘ Second Floor Front her explanations so strained that many / ///,/ /J/ have the belief Mrs. Newlywed—Oh, dearie, | meant historians expressed that she herself was more or less in- 7 - this to be a cottage pudding, but jt rise, terested in the matter and that she /0 wouldn't had directly by Hushand—That’s all right, sweety. profited the sale of the abroad. of this We'll cali it a flat pudding. stones Regardless Q) oY phase of matter, : the however, the af- /b 5///7/? IRST fair- of the queen’s necklace remains Orlglinators ofKleanbore Ammunition First Catch Your Will / *o‘o N one of the most absorbing intrigues / ' You understand. 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