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VOL. XXI. NO. 18 THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1987 ' the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's New Guard Nation readies for celebrates Saturday anniversary By GREG LUCAS Associated Press Senior Staff Reporter A star-spangled spectacle A newly created Irish Guard cranks up Thursday in started training on Tuesday Philadelphia with patriotism night and will be ready for the and a parade, picnic, presiden Michigan State game, said Lut tial speech, international bell her Snavely, director of bands. ringing ceremony, show busi "The Guard will be able to ness fanfare and fireworks. do the pregame for sure and The party marks the 200th they will be on the field for anniversary of the signing of halftime," said Snavely. He the Constitution by 39 of the 55 added that the quality of train delegutes who shaped it during ing will depend largely on the ,.. four hot summer months. It be weather in the next few days. came law nine months later ~w when New Hampshire became About 36 people tried out for 1 ,. I Ill the ninth state to ratify it. . to positions that were opened $~·.'~;~·~, .:'' ~ .. .*Rp Schoolgirls on the deck of the up when the administration dis ~V.; banded the former Irish Guard Kitty Hawk recited the Pledge ' of Allegiance yesterday along in the beginning of September, with construction workers in said Snavely. v According to Snavely, an or f "' Boston, President Reagan and der from the Office of Student ' "' millions of Americans \. celebrating the U.S. Constitu Affairs dismissed seven of the J \ 10 former Irish Guard mem tion's 200th birthday a day ear J ~~ bers. The other three students, ·.-..._,~ ly. who had not been dismissed Reagan led a nationally from the old squad. were eligi televised Pledge of Allegiance ble to try out for the new team. for "Celebrate the Constitution The three former members Day," the preamble to tried out, but did not make the Thursday's bicentennial bash. new team, said Snavely. "It's still our blueprint for The decision to dismiss the freedom," Reagan said from seven guard members "was the Capitol in Washington based on incidents that oc The Observec-Susy Hemandez during the day-long civics and curred this year in light of in Under where? history lesson. cidents that occurred last In anticipation of the first home game coming up window to the awaiting Notre Dame freshmen At the New York Stock Ex- this weekend, freshmen of Regina Hall toss arti below In the annual "panty raid." see GUARD, page 3 cles of clothing of dubious nature out of their see BIRTHDAY, page 5 Pope says dissent from church law 'grave error' Associatt•d PrPss contraception, divorce, abor was to say Mass in Dodger agreed with the Church's ban mind," said Cardinal Joseph tion and homosexual acts. Stadium. on women in the priesthood, Bernardin. "Many tend to LOS ANGELES - In a blunt "Dissent from Church During the private meeting and only 25 percent thought question things, especially exchange, American bishops doctrine remains what it is, dis at a seminary in the San Fer birth control is sinful. those matters which are impor told Pope John Paul II on Wed sent," the pope said in remarks nando Mission complex, the To accept faith, said the tant to them, as religion is." nesday that "an uncritical ap to 320 of the nation's 400 bis pope was treated to an un pope, is to abide by the plication" of old solutions is no hops. "As such it may not be usually frank discussion about Church's teachings and "it Archbishop John Quinn of longer good enough for U.S. proposed or received on an what bothers American Cat would be altogether out of place San Francisco told the pope Catholics. But the pope called equal footing with the Church's holics and has caused them to to try to model this act of reli that "the first challenge, the dissent from church law "a authentic teaching." ignore many of the Church's gion on attitudes drawn from conversion of the mind, is to grave error" and incompatible teachings. secular culture." convey to American Catholics with being a good Catholic. The meeting with the bishops A Los Angeles Times poll of The pope was addressed by that the revolutionary changes There was no compromise in began a day in which the pope 957 Catholics last month found four senior bishops of the which have occurred in per the pope's reply to the leader also visited with Nancy Reagan 9 of 10 say Catholics may dis American Church. sonal and societal life in the ship of the American Church, and met with representatives agree with Church policies and "We live in an open society 20th century are not grounds as he affirmed the Church's of the Hindu, Buddhist, Moslem still be considered loyal fol where everyone prizes the stand against women priests, and Jewish faiths. Later, he lowers. Sixty percent dis- freedom to speak his or her see POPE, page 3 Disapproval 'widespread' for Scholastic cartoon By KRISTIN COLLIGAN The cartoon "puts blacks in surprised by the reaction on the Notre Dame-Saint Mary's feeling that it was read, maybe News Staff the same context as campus. "It was definitely not community," she added. interpreted as being a little fun criminals," said Rochelle a type of thing that was Holder said she thought the ny, and overlooked. And that is Members of the black com Holder, president of the Black .neant to be offensive." cartoon was printed without probably the thing that has up munity at Notre Dame have ex Cultural Arts Council. "To In a statement issued Wed thought to the feelings of the set the students the most," he pressed concern over what propagate that type of informa nesday, McKernan said, community. "It was a careless said. McKernan, however, they consider a racial remark tion is wrong and disrespect "Scholastic now recognizes error, and there was no reason said she does not feel that the in a cartoon in last week's ful." that in publishing that strip we this needed to happen," she cartoon was meant to be taken Scholastic Magazine. Dennis Tillman, president of inadvertently hurt deeply said. "The way it was accepted as a racial statement. "It's the The cartoon, "Life in Hell," the Notre Dame chapter of the many of our readers. Scholas by the people (at Scholastic) kind of attitude that's always by syndicated artist Matt NAACP, said, "It's as if one, tic did not mean to cause pain who read it was careless and presented to people going off to Groening, had a teacher telling two, three there's a definite re in any way. irresponsible on the part of high school," McKernan said. a character that in high school lationship between drug "We officially apologize for Scholastic." "It was dryly mocking what the he would face "gangs, drug pushers, gangs and Negroes." any hurt that cartoon may have Tillman also expressed con teacher was saying. He's pushers and Negroes." Kathleen McKernan, editor caused any and all members of cern about the ease with which of Scholastic, said she was the cartoon was run. "I have a see CARTOON, page 4 ~------~------~~~~-----~----~~------~------.------~--~------~~------. page 2 The Observer Thursday, September 17, 1987 In Brief Michael Jackson hype Prince Harry, younger son of Prince Charles and a thing of the past Princess Diana, spent his first day at nursery school Wed nesday making a pair of cardboard binoculars. Harry, If there is one rock artist who is universally who turned 3 on Tuesday, arrived at school with his parents held in contempt by today's college students it and 5-year-old brother, Prince William. Two hours later is surely Michael Jackson. Jim his mother came to take him home. "I was upset about Despite the fact that an overwhelming leaving Harry," Diana was quoted as saying. percentage of these same people at one time Carroll - Associated Press either bought or taped Jackson's hit album Photo Editor "Thriller," and probably still remember the The Earth's ozone layer will be protected by a treaty words to its songs, they are reluctant to admit that calls on nations to reduce emissions of harmful chemi their past admiration. More likely than not, cals by the year 2000, signed by two dozen countries Wed their copy has been lost, taped over, or ig nesday. Friends of the Earth, hailing the treaty as an nominously handed down to a younger brother important first step, announced Wednesday that or sister who doesn't listen to it either. McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King and Kentucky Fried Around campus the consensus holds Jackson Chicken franchises in the United States and some other to be "major uncool." And even though people countries have agreed to abandon chlorofluorocarbon are aware that his newest album is out, nobody filled foam packaging for safer materials. "It's the tip of seems to care. For many, this pretended indif the iceberg, but a visible one," said the group's interna ference even veils a hidden hostility to the tional director, Geoffrey Webb. -Associated Press former star. People want to see Jackson's al bum fail. And this contempt extends to the general public as well. Given Jackson's immense popularity only three years ago, it's amazing Of Interest that none of his "Thriller" songs receive any airplay anymore. Clearly this once-popular fig ure is now shunned. Jackson dolls, microphones, Dillon Pep Rally will be held outside Dillon Hall T-shirts, posters and other paraphanelia tonight at 8:30. Guests will include running back Mark likewise have vanished from the market. Single Green, offensive guard Dean Brown, and quarterback white gloves, like bell-bottom jeans and leisure Tony Rice. Everyone is encouraged to join this ND football suits of an earlier era, seem to have gone the tradition. - The Observer way of the dinasaur - and no one misses them. new concerts, no commercials, no interviews, Sophomore Little Sibs Weekend was originally Why then is he poised for a comeback? As not even the ever popular charity appearance planned for October 2-4 but has been postponed until the suming that Columbia Records is aware of his to show the world what a generous guy he can spring. - The Observer present unpopularity why would they gamble be. During the few times he crossed paths with A memorial Mass for Joseph McCarthy will be held so much money on an album that is resented the media since his touring ended he calmly today at Sacred Heart Church at 5:15p.m. Fr. Mall~y will by many ex-fans before it is even released? Is maintained his low-key, aloof posture. celebrate the Mass and all are invited to attend. - The it even possible that millions of dollars in high Observer tech hype can bring back a glittery, high Whether Michael Jackson was banished by "Tops In Blue," a musical production by the U.S. pitched singer of apparently mixed gender and disgruntled fans, or whether his disappearance Air Force, will be performed tonight at 8 in the ACC arena. indeterminate sexual inclinations? Does this should more accurately be termed a self This free performance will be held in honor of the bicen mean that "moonwalking" and 'breakdancing imposed exile is a question that does not interest tennial of the Constitution and the 40th anniversary of the will be on the upswing again soon? many people right now. The public just feels U.S. Air Force. - The Observer good that he is gone. But could it be that the Perhaps the key to these questions lies with sudden drop from the peaks of popularity is Jackson's mysterious disappearance from the just another ploy to keep his career alive? The Off-campus students: there will be a picnic at 1146 limelight after his "Victory" tour. A larger sudden disappearance, the mulltiple face lifts South Bend Avenue, across from Lee's Ribs, this Saturday. question that needs answering is this: how is it and the radical change in style seem to suggest The picnic will be from 1 p.m. until gametime. Bring a that a man (?) who was held so high in the public that the old Michael Jackson died and has now dish if you like. Live music will be provided. -The Observer esteem fell so quickly to the depths of public been reincarnated into a new form. And if his scorn? past life forms weren't weird enough the new You will hear bells across campus today at 3 p.m. Once upon a time Michael Jackson was sur Michael Jackson has vowed to outdo his past. as Notre Dame participates in the Bells Across America rounded by the glamour of screaming fans. Now celebration of the signing of the United States Constitution. it's only rumors that follow him- his hair caught So which will be the greater challenge, to Bells across the nation will ring simultaneously for 200 fire, he bought the Elephant Man's bones, he come back amidst a barrage of popular disdain seconds, more than three minutes, to commemorate the sleeps in a special oxygen chamber in hopes of or to outstrip the flashy showman of the past? historic moment the Constitution was signed 200 years living longer, etc. And while these stories circ Couldn't it all be part of the gimmick? If so ago. - The Observer ulate Michael has done nothing to counteract isn't it possible that the BeeGees could someday their deragatory effect. No media events, no play the same game? N.D. window posters will be distributed for every dormroom window on campus this evening. Please hang these in your window as soon as possible to show support ,~u.WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! for the Irish as they take on Michigan State. -The Observer HOLD THAT SUMMER TAN SMC Jazz Concert, featuringpianistClaytonHenderson, that was originally scheduled for tonight has been can CALL- US At 277-7026 M celled and will be rescheduled at a later date. -The Ob server BOOTHS TAN .... HAWAIIAN J.M.S. PLAZA BEDS 4609 Grape Road We want to know! STUDENT RATES Mishawaka If you see or hear of anything you consider newsworthy, let us know. Call The Observer news desk at 239-5303 anytime, day or night.
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Associated Press Fitzwater said, as Michel did Tuesday, that House WASHINGTON - The White Democrats had designed the House said Wednesday it sees bill to continue funds for all no contradiction between Pres government programs except ident Reagan's support for aid to the rebels, who are fight stopgap aid to the Nicaraguan ing Nicaragua's leftist Sandi Contra rebels and his promise nista government. to back efforts for a Central "We see it first of all as a American peace settlement. fairness issue ... in terms of "We see it first of all as a continuing our aid to the resis fairness issue," presidential tance during that month the spokesman Marlin Fitzwater budget is under considera told reporters. tion," the spokesman said. Fitzwater denied that "We do not consider it as a Reagan's stand was "a repudiation in any way of repudiation in any way" of his Speaker Wright." agreement with House Speaker ''This is not a new funding Jim Wright, D-Texas, to delay request," he added. "We will requests for new aid for the not have a request until after rebels until after Sept. 30 to the 30th." give the peace talks a chance. Secretary of State George ,;'~' J ~ The spokesman was ques Shultz told the Senate Foreign The Observeli'Susy Hernandez tioned repeatedly about the Relations Committee last week Taking shape president's announced support that the administration will ask A student rolls out a rope of clay to make a piece one of the many finely sculpted talents Notre for a proposal by House Repub for $270 million in aid for the of coiled pottery for an art project In the Riley Dame students possess. lican leader Robert Michel of Contras over 18 months. Hall of Art and Design. Pottery making Is only Illinois to offer an amendment Michel's amendment would to a 30-day spending bill to con call for an appropriation of tinue assistance to the Contras. about $8.3 million, one month's Bark defends role in Watergate The spending bill, designed share of the current fiscal year to continue government spend appropriation of $100 million Associated Press sought additional grounds to career as lawyer, Ivy League ing at current levels while for military and other aid. He defeat his confirmation. scholar and judge. Congress works on appropria said his amendment would be WASHINGTON - Supreme Liberal opponents of Bork, a He acknowledged that some tion bills for the fiscal year for humanitarian and commu Court nominee Robert Bork, 60-year-old federal appeals of his views "have evolved and beginning Oct. 1, is expected to nications aid and for delivery parrying attacks on his in court judge, say if he is con changed," and he sought sup reach the House floor this of military and other equip tegrity , by Democratic firmed to succeed the recently port for that by quoting Ben week. ment already on its way. senators, said Wednesday he retired Justice Lewis Powell he jamin Franklin as saying, acted honorably and legally in could push the closely divided "Having lived long I have 1973 when he fired special court to the right for years, per experienced many instances of Gulf cease-fire ends Watergate prosecutor Ar haps decades, to come. Sup being obliged by better infor chibald Cox. porters say he is clearly mation or fuller consideration In a dramatic retelling of qualified to join the nine Associated Press portrayed as a last-ditch peace to change opinions even on im effort, so it might be hell from what Bork called "an enor member court. portant subjects." MANAMA, Bahrain - Iraq now on," said one shipping ex mous governmental crisis," he But Bork said he has never said that as soon as Cox was unleashed its fighter-bomber,s ecutive, who spoke on condition changed an opinion in order to against Iranian oil centers and of anonymity. dismissed, "I did promptly act win confirmation to a judges to safeguard the special prose a ship in the Persian Gulf on hip or for any other reward. Wednesday, saying Tehran has However, a flotilla of U.S. cution. I understood from the In one example of a changed beginning my moral and pro spurned "all peace efforts" in warships escorting the Gas opinion, Bork said in 1971 that the 7-year-old gulf war. Prince, a Kuwaiti tanker flying fessional lives were on the line free speech protections apply if something happened to the The air raids signaled a new the American flag, was re only to political speech but has flare-up in the so-called ported to be nearing Kuwait's special prosecution force." since said that approach was The gripping sparring match "tanker war" after a six-day Al-Ahmadi oil terminal after too narrow. lull in the waterway that coin an incident-free 550-mile between Bork and Democrats Until his nomination last on the Senate Judiciary Com cided with a peace mission by voyage up the gulf. July, Bork was best known by U.N. Secretary-General Javier mittee occurred in the same the general public for his ac Tehran's Islamic Republic marble-columned room that Perez de Cuellar. tions the night of Oct. 20, 1973. News Agency, monitored in was the site 14 years ago of Shipping officials feared Iran That Saturday night, Nixon might stage retaliatory attacks Nicosia, Cyprus, quoted a War hearings that helped lead to ordered Cox fired when the Information Headquarters President Nixon's political on neutral shipping in the Robert Bork Harvard professor insisted the southern reaches of the gulf. spokesman as saying Iran will demise. This week the room is president surrender White the setting for Bork's nation "The U.N. secretary- "strongly respond" to Iraq's Bork spent much of Wednes House tapes to the special pros general's mission has been "mischievous acts." ally televised confirmation day responding to questions ecutor's office. In quick succes hearings. about his views on such sub sion, then-Attorney General El- r,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ jects as civil rights, abortion liot Richardson resigned, his The questions on what has be and privacy. top deputy, William Ruckel STRATFORD SHAKESPEARE come known as the Saturday The proceedings generated shaus, was fired after refusing Night Massacre marked an in few sparks as Bork spelled out to dismiss Cox, and Bork, the FESTIVAL terruption in attacks - soon to in calm, measured tones his third-ranking Justice Depart "A Weekend in Canada ... A Change of resume- on Bork's political and conservative legal approach ment official, carried out the Scene" judicial ideology as opponents that has evolved in a 25-year president's order. .. ,~ Gorbachev: Treaty possible - Pre sse- ~ Associated Press worked out before the end of called "double-zero" first pro ,.. the current year," he said. posed by Reagan in 1981. MOSCOW - Soviet leader Both sides have said that the "The treaty on medium- and Mikhail Gorbachev said signing of an agreement to shorter-range missiles would _kguf.ere~ Thursday a treaty eliminating scrap the missiles with a range be a fine prelude to a medium-range nuclear mis of between 300 and 3,000 miles breakthrough at the talks on · .!lAOS (/A1flHt f~ siles could still be worked out would be an occasion for Gor large-scale - 50 percent - reduc (l!Jf) ... this year by the superpowers, bachev to visit Washington for tions in strategic offensive .. and an accord to cut strategic his third summit meeting with arms in conditions of the strict weapons was possible early President Reagan. observance" of the 1972 Anti next year. Gorbachev termed as "con Ballistic Missile treaty, he Gorbachev made the upbeat ducive ... to a certain extent" said. statement in a major article West German Chancellor Hel "I believe that, given a being published in the Soviet mut Kohl's announcement last mutual striving, an accord on press Thursday in conjunction month that his country would that matter could become a with the opening of the 42nd not seek to modernize its 72 reality as early as in the first session of the United Nations. Pershing 1A missiles equipped half of the next year," Gorbac It was billed as a major So with U.S. nuclear warheads. hev said. viet statement on a system of Elimination of those weap ,. .. worldwide security and was ons is one of the sticking points The Soviet Union says released by the official news in wrapping up an agreement. Reagan administration plans · agency Tass in Moscow shortly Verification issues also to develop its space-based anti after midnight Wednesday as remain. missile system, popularly ... ·.-.~ ' U.S. Secretary of State George The United States has ac called "Star Wars," is a viola t"' • "'J. Shultz and Soviet Foreign Min cused the Soviet Union of tion of the ABM treaty. !""--. ister Eduard Shevardnadze raising the issue of the West The Soviets say there can be met in Washington to work out German missiles as a last no agreement on limiting stra the details of an arms treaty. minute barrier to an agree tegic, or long-range, missiles 1 Gorbachev said a treaty ment, and have sought to keep unless the two sides reach an eliminating U.S. and Soviet the warheads stockpiled at understanding on the space medium- and shorter-range nu home rather than destroy based system. Beauty and brains AP photo clear missiles is "possible and them. Earlier Wednesday, Shultz Wau Holland, chairman of the Chaos Computer Club, displays a realistic." reported "some progress" in computer at a Hamburg news conference Wednesday which he "The Soviet Union is The Soviet Union insists that the talks, which were sched says friends used to break Into NASA computers. He said computer proceeding from the premise all such warheads be detroyed uled to shift to Afghanistan and hackers succeeded last month In entering the U.S. space agency's that a relevant treaty could be by both sides to reach the so- other regional issues. worldwide computer network used for research and development. Cat adopts mouse, then kills it Associated Press Southeast, said it was unusual and mice are not instinctively for an animal of one species to enemies. Adult cats who had FLOYDS KNOBS, Ind. - take care of another, but it hap been raised with mice didn't When Jo Jo the Calico cat pens. try to kill them, the study said. adopted a tiny little mouse as "I believe since the cat part of her litter, Pam Eves recently had kittens, she still But Jo Jo and the mouse lage thought it was downright has the maternal hormones cir weren't raised together. unnatural. culating and is treating the After all, she had brought Jo mouse like one of her kittens," Their relationship took a Jo home to rid her house of he said. nasty turn on Wednesday. mice. Atnip added that it also was But when she saw the mother unusual for the mouse to ven When Eveslage got home cat nursing the baby mouse on ture out in the open during the from work late Wednesday af Sunday, Eveslage changed her day and climb into Jo Jo's box ternoon, the tiny mouse was mind because it was "so small in the garage since mice gen found dead in Jo Jo's box. and cute." erally like dark, secluded "It looks like it got smashed. Jo Jo had baffled everyone by places. And she just ate it," Eveslage taking an uncanny liking to the "I've never seen anything said. "I just got home about Free. In 30 minutes mouse. like that before," he said. 4: 30 and I went out there and Gill Atnip, professor of psy However, the professor cited looked. It looks like she laid on or $3 off. chology at Indiana University a 1920s study that showed cats it.'' How do you get a custom made, freshly-baked pizza Call us! Birthday delivered in 30 minutes or HAPPY continued from page 1 less? 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Just be Some people believe killer satellites are and finds itself with more unemploy Contra hearings, something quiet has cause America loses its will to fly does being launched. After all, we know they ment and a big welfare budget, al been going on in the backrooms of the not mean Europe, Japan, or Russia have tested such systems. Even if you though I suppose budget is too loose a Capitol. Perhaps you are familiar with have. Japan doesn't have a functional aren't that paranoid, it would be a fair term to apply. the Honorable Senator Proxmire. He is program yet, but those little guys are guess that they are putting up surveil Of course, such a far off picture may the guy who makes the golden fleece good at finding a place in the market. lance and communication satellites. never come to pass. Maybe our people awards to agencies squandering our I should point out that already compan Those, of course, are used by the mili in Washington will come to their senses taxes. Well, the good Senator is retir ies, American companies, have asked tary. Considering the fact that these are and do what is right. Maybe they will ing, and he is leaving us with a won China about launching. Just think about the same people who sponsored the Iron rise above the pork barreling and do derful legacy. Senator Proxmire is all the money that will be flowing out Curtain, and imprison people who don't what is good for the whole country. quietly going about killing NASA's of this country. It's kind of ironic that agree with them, I am a bit nervous Maybe they will look down the road in space platform project. the most advanced country in the about such a situation. But even if you stead of at their own political careers. world, with the most advanced pro believe that our comrades across the What do you think? Robert Tomihiro gram, is grounded. While in other sea are really nice guys, the fact Robert Tomihiro is countries launches are being stepped remains that is such a picture, America a sophomore engineering major. up. It doesn't matter much that we have guest column so much incredible technology when we refuse to use it. Other countries, with Now a space platform may not seem far less make up for it with courage like much to you, but let me assure you and dedication. Unfortunately, our P.O. Box Q that it is important. The space platform elected representatives in D.C. don't r is a major goal for NASA. It means a feel we support NASA any more. That Cartoon destroys tic, at first I was enraged, so degraded! r permanent presence in space, and it is misinformed opinion must change. I could not believe what I had read; also a big step towards a lunar colony. Let me give a possible picture a few sense of family that blacks had been classified with The shuttle program was created with years from now. NASA has been gutted, gangs and drugpushers. I saw no humor this platform project in mind. The and everyone in Congress is fighting whatsoever in the strip. To have a shuttle really doesn't do a good job of over who gets to funnel the money into Dear Editor: comic strip character warn another putting satellites in high orbits. A space their state. Meanwhile, over in Mos When I came to Notre Dame as a character that upon arriving to high platform of course, allows that capabil cow, some desperate American com freshman, I was told that I was part of school the things to beware of are ity. The platform is also important panies are making out big checks for the Notre Dame family. This gave me "gangs, drugpushers, and Negroes." towards establishing iqdustry in space, Soviet launches. Now what happens to a sense of worth and acceptance from Now tell me how I am supposed to find and of course, it is vital to a working all that money? Rockwell certainly my new family. But unfortunately I this humorous. S.D.I system. won't see any of it, nor will any other learned that I truly was not accepted I cannot believe that the editors of Now I am not here to debate about American company involved with the as a member of this big family. Be Notre Dame's Student Magazine would S.D.I. If you like the idea of S.D.I., then shuttle. Old comrade Ivan, on the other cause time and time again mud was allow something of this nature printed, you had better be worried. If you don't, hand, now has a big wad burning a hole thrown in my face and the faces of my reflecting on the fact that this is slander you had still better be worried. The fact in his pocket. He sends some new toys brothers and sisters. But I kept on against a family member. It did not is that space is big business. Every over to his friends in Nicaragua and trying to be accepted by this family. matter that maybe I would be affected major T.V. network, and cable televi Cuba so they can romp around in Here we are at the beginning of a new or hurt. Why, because I am black and sion as well, relies on satellites for Central America and make new school year. Everyone was welcomed I am not a family member. transmition. But it doesn't stop there. friends. Where does the rest of it go? back, even me. Then it happened, I Long distance telephone companies use It goes to our farmers. With that kind picked up a Scholastic. I read the comic Aneka J. Bell satellites. Oil companies use satellites of money, comrade Ivan can buy up strip on the back of the Sept. 10 Scholas- Badin Hall to help in sea exploration. Large ships, surplus grain that you and I subsidized including our Navy vessels, use satel at bargain prices. Of course, Ivan won't lites to track their position. Also, from keep it all. Some of it will go to un the test so far, it appears that steel decided nations so they can see what a made in space is ten times as strong great guy Ivan is. Finally, some of that as that made on earth. Pharmaceutical money goes back into their space pro companies have long been wanting to gram, which brings me to my last point. get into space so they can make purer Have you ever wondered what Russia drugs. The computer industry also is is putting up there? They launch very interested in getting into space. They regularly. Granted, they use outdated can make better chips there. There is boosters, but they manage to get the so much of a demand to get into space job done. Now Russia doesn't need to that a private company was formed to put up more satellites for T.V. First put up business payloads. they don't have that many T.V.s, and Now, of course, all ofthat will be shot second, Propaganda Hour and the Life down. With th loss of the platform, of Stalin are not very popular shows. NASA will be just another subsidized They also don't have that many long transportation company, like Amtrak. distance calls to manage. As far as in All those big companies will not. give dustry is concerned, they don't really Doonesbury Garry Trudeau QI(AY, BUT IF PR£5/IJENT. Quote of the Day AT THIS T/Mt, I HAVe NO, 'KJ(/ ()//) RiJN THINK. Pfq;;S- REPE.A:f NO, POLITICAL FOR. ({)N6/l£$ ... AMBITIONS IAJHA150eYER! \ "As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another." Proverbs 27:17 Ihe Observer General Board Editor-in-Chief ...... Kevin Becker Business Manager...... Brian P. Murray P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 239-5303 Managing Editor ...... Mark Pankowski Advertising Design Manager...... Dave Culligan News Editor...... Chris Bednarski Advertising M<.nager ...... Melinda Chapleau News Editor ...... Jim Ailey Production Manager ...... Melissa Warnke The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the University Viewpoint Editor ...... 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Founded November 3, 1988 an arts and cultural magazine for NDSMC September 17, 1987 The man In• MAGGIE MACDONALD the leprechaun since his freshman year, tllps, tucks and other various accent writer and he has observed the competlon maneuvers were foreign to him at the each year. Finally, as a senior, he felt it beginning of the competition. He faced f you catch a leprechaun, you can was his time to give it a shot and com the challenge and with the overwhelm I force him to disclose the location of pete for the position. "More than wan ing support of his parents and his a burled treasure. But beware! If you let ting to be the leprechaun, it started section, he won the coveted role. your eyes off this small roguish elf for with wanting to have a positive impact - Brian has accepted his position just one second, he may vanish Into add to the thrill of being in a world modestly. He sees himself not as a star thin air. I recently snared a leprechaun, renown university." in the spotlight, but as a leader. and he did indeed reveal to me the The competition, which lasted for "People are here because they are location of a veritable treasure - the about two months, was an initiation proud of ND and its tradition. It is my spirit of ND. with the gymnastics, routines, and desire to be the catalyst to people with This leprechaun, better known as mental attitude that are involved in that pride." Brian Stark.. knows the location and the being NO's mascot. He was a natural He has found that being the catalyst nature of this treasure, being a mem candidate for the position with his Irish is not all fun and games. Cheerleadlng ber of the animated cheerleadlng squad heritage, mutton chops and enthusias is varsity sport; one that Includes two to at Notre Dame. Brian, originally from tic personality. However, for Brian, the three hour practices, and running and Erie, Penn., is a senlo.r mcijorlng In qymnastlc skills were not innate. Al lifting three times a week. Brian says pre-med with a minor In anthropolgy. though he had been a cheerleader of He has been Interested In the role of sorts at his all-boys high school, the see LEPRECHAUN page 2 September 17, 1987 Scene-Page 2 dents and alumnists alike. name, 2) the leprechaun Leprechaun Brian's moral code as a leprec reflects the spirit of Notre A new kind of spirit: haun was tested at last Satur Dame, and to slam the mascot continued from page 1 day's game at U of M. He was is to slam ND, .3) and most im Brian says that under the harassed a lot and, as a former portantly, "Regardless of what the emerald society guidance of coach Sandy Van wrestler, was tempted to put a Sports Illustrated says, the Slager "there is no playing few of the drunken revelers in leprechaun is here to stay." JOE BUCOLO event. The dedication around, but it's paying off." their place. Brian has an optimistic view features writer ceremonies for Krause Stadium The challenge of the role According to Brian, his first of the 1987-88 season and, will commence after the game. does not end after the experience as the ND Leprec specifically, the upcoming he spirit is back... but did it Certain "spirited" events will strenuous practices or the haun was "a helluva lot scarier" game against MSU. According T ever leave? For 100 years begin on Friday and run games. Being the leprechaun is than he'd anticipated. However, to him, everyone is working to Notre Dame has displayed the through kickoff on Saturday. ------he said, "ND people were produce an "awesome" kind of school spirit that other The Alumni Association will "People are here everywhere. It was great!" The weekend. He encourages stu insititutions can only dream sell gold balloons at the pep most exciting moments for dents to concentrate on the about. But, to convince a few rally, as well as during the day because they are Brian took place In joining the "why rather than the where" of remaining "doubting on Saturday. For one dollar, students In the stands during the pep rallle, and to wake up Thomases," students plan to students can get their own proud of NO and the game, and luring the stu the echoes. He urges the alum show more spirit than ever this piece of the gold. Balloons • dents onto the field afterwards. nists to "fake like they're stu year. In fact, a new group has should be taken to the game. its tradition. It IS In addition to the regular dents again -like they have 19 been formed on campus to The tradition of hanging ban trials and tribulations that or 20 year old bodies -and fire serve as a liason between stu ners out of dorm windows will my desire to be plague a mascot Brian has up!" dents and l!he coaches of the be encouraged through a faced added pressure: a contro Brian feels that we all have football team. They call them campus-wide banner contest. the catalyst to versial quip In an article written that leprechaun spirit to one selves the Emerald society and, Entries should be hung from by Sports Illustrated that degree or another. It is Brian's despite the formality implied by windows on Friday and left out people with that depleted last year's leprechaun job to help people catch that their name, consider them through kickoff time. Judges as "worst mascot." Brian's Im Internal leprechaun within all of selves an informal group and will evaluate the entries during pride." mediate reaction to the us and keep a careful eye on encourage all students to be the day on Saturday and the ------derogatory remarks was, "To him. Without this, the leprec come involved with their activi winners will appear with their a full time job. It entails being hell with 'eml" He felt that 1) haun and the buried treasure ties this year. banners in a photo in The Ob a leader on and off campus, Mr. Looney, the author of the --the ND spirit --could vanish into With the great deal of en server. and an example of ND for stu- article, Is deserving of his thin alrl thusiasm already in the air as a result of last Saturday's victory The Alumni Association will over Michigan, the society hold its usual pregame recep more than ready for this week's tion in the Hospitality Room of game against Michigan State. A the JACC on Saturday. Both great deal of spirit-rousing ac Notre Dame and Michigan State tivities are planned and ready fans are invited. to go. The game itself should be The men and women of full of excitement. At kickoff, Notre Dame will "kickoff" the fans will release their gold bal festivities with a Kickoff Picnic loons into the air creating a at Stepan Field on Friday at spectacular example of Notre 4:45. Dinner will run through Dame's school spirit. The 6:45, ending just in time for Leprechaun will also make a the pep rally. surprising entrance into the The pep rally at Stepan· Cen stadium to celebrate the I 00 ter is sure to be fun for all. year anniversary of Notre Dame This year the Leprechaun will football. emcee the occasion. Lou Holtz The start of a new tradition will speak at the event encour will occur at the end of Satur aging students to show their day's game when the football spirit at the game by wearing team will walk over to the stu as much gold or yellow as pos dent section of the stadium sible. The rally begins at 7:00. and lead the student body in Afterwards, students will be singing the "Alma Mater." It's encouraged to head over to sure to be a tradition carried Krause Stadium to watch the on into the future. Irish soccer team take on Mic This weekend, and hopefully higan State. Ai' ._r tt-1e recent every one after it will once Notre Dame soc... ~· victory over again show America that Notre highly ranked Indiana, Friday's Dame still has more spirit than Tops in Blue soafSouldO'ii Stii"Qe eras accompany the aliens on KIM YURATOVAC group "the purest expression of "Tops In Blue" is only one of the events scheduled for this patrioti~youth in America their trek through history. They the many activities planned by month. assistant accent editor today." In July, 1986, the encounter everything from the the South Bend Bicentennial The South Bend community wo hundred years ago group appeared at the South colonial beat, to bop, to Committee. A Bicentennial is especially honored to host T today a committee of Bend Firefly Festival for the modern-day rap. Concert by the South Bend the bicentennial events since "founding fathers" signed what Performing Arts before an audi Symphony, a lecture on two years ago, it became the was to become the most in ence of .3000. Firefly Festival The performance is tonight "Religion and The Bill Of sixth city in the nation to be fluential document in the west Coordinator Jill Ross was im at 8 p.m. at the Joyce ACC. Rights," and and a Bicentennial recognized as a bicentennial ern world. This week, there is a pressed by the performance. Admission is free. Stamp cancellation are among city. nationwide celebration hailing "What a pleasure it was to have the 200th anniversary of the 'Tops In Blue' perform ... we United States Constitution. could all learn a lesson in the Tonight part of the grandeur industry by watching your team comes to South Bend with a work, setting up, performing, performance by the United and striking the set." States Air Force's touring show, The organization was "Tops In Blue." founded by Major AI Reil,ly in The performing troupe is 195.3 when Reilly, now a retired composed of 250 active-duty colonel, wanted to bring perfor military members from all over mances to the more isolated the world. They perform an Air Force bases. nually to audiences of over The theme of this year's per 500,000 at more than 200 Air formance is "We Are The Force bases and supporting People," which revolves around communities. In 1985, the the bicentennial of the U.S. group performed to a television constitution and the 4oth an audience of over 110 million niversary of the U.S. Air Force. Super Bowl fans. Performers act as representa "Tops In Blue" has per tives from the planet "Annoid" formed twice locally in the past who visit earth to study our two years . In December 1986, form of government. These the group performed at Saint aliens, although hailing from Mary's College for a combined the 21st century, lack a govern university and community per ment as sophisticated as ours, formance. Tede Almon, Chair and hope to get some ideas man of the South Bend Bicen from our constitution. Music tennial Committee called the and choreography from several The USAF touring show Tops In Blue will be appearing at the JACC tonight at 8 p.m. September 17, 1987 Scene-Page 3 'The Big Easy': easy to watch ELIZABETH CORNWELL drama and attraction-of Now many laws can be broken accent writer opposites romantic develop before It stops being okay? ments which follow are pretty Quaid does a terrific job at he Big Easy" Is a romantic standard. Well done, and enter playing the developing detec tive. 111s portrayal of a man - T thriller that's easy to like. taining to watch, but not really Its striking ·"Miami VIce" style out of the ordinary. forced to confront deeply held color scheme and down-home What sets this movie apart assumptions and question his cajun accents welcome the au from Its genre Is the gradual own integrity Is convlclng. His dience with a breezy Informality develpment of its police cor transition from a cocky, self that's difficult to resist. But all ruption subplot. As the movie assured and slightly smarmy that laid-back friendliness Is a gets going. we realize that our man-In-control Into an unsure veneer, covering a plot which likeable hero Remy McSwain is man caught In a crisis of con revolves around gangland drug a not - entirely - clean cop. flicting loyalties and beliefs wars and pollee corruption. First it's little things - he runs a works. Watching this complex red light; he parks illegally; he performance makes watching Movie review gets special treatment at a res the movie worthwhile. taurant. And we wish uptight Annie could just relax and en lie's backed up by an able The Big joy the atmosphere of New Or cast, doing th.elr jobs with Easy~ leans, the big easy. Sooner or panache. Barkin gives a solid later, she's going to have to performance as a woman Dennis Quaid, following up accept that down In the big whose uncompromising prin his performance as a likeable easy they've got a certain way ciples are In sharp contrast to reprobate in Joe Dante's "ln of doing things. the heady sensuality of her nerspace" plays a likeable romance with Quaid. Ned Beat reprobate with a cajun accent. Then we find out about ty's supporting role as another Quaid's homicide detective Is Remy's part In "the widows and policeman and father figure to assigned the seemingly routine orphans fund," an organized Quaid deserves mention. slaying of a mafia drug-runner. system of police payoffs and All In all, "The Big Easy," will Breaking the routine, however, kickbacks. Underneath all that give you a slickly - produced, Is Anne Osborne, played by oozing charm, there lurks an attention - grabbing. action - Ellen Barkin, a member of the acceptance of extortion and packed adventure, with a pretty district attorney's task force on corruption. And the central good plot and an intensely police corruption, who is as questions of the movie begin sexy love story, all accompa signed by her office to look to surface. can anyone ever be nied by an opportunity to Into the murder. just a little corrupt? When do tackle some genuinely difficult Dennis Quaid stars as brash, freewheeling pollee detective The mafia rivalry crime good guys stop being good? ethical dilemmas. Remy McSwain, a not-quite-honest cop In "The Big Easy." ChitChat. • • ELIZABETH CORNWELL filming.... Producer Keith rating for Its language alone. accent writer Barish has begun casting for Director David Burton's "Patti his movie version of "The Rocks," set for an October ylvester Stallone has taken Flintstones." Jim Belushi has release, could be the first film S over an entire floor plus 30 been chosen to play Fred and ever to be branded "X" solely rooms in the Sodom (no kid- Rick Moranis is a good bet to on the basis of language. . . . ding) Hotel in Israel. He's there play neighbor Barney Rubble. David Bowie and Mlck Jagger getting ready to film "Rambo 11owever, all rumors to the con- are getting ready for lead roles Ill" in the Dead Sea area. . . . trary, Vanna White is not being In a movie written by Richard Susan Dey is preparing a synd- considered to play Wilma .... Price ("The Color of Money") icated special on AIDS as well Sean Connery is after the Oscar about competing nightclub as an AIDS videocassette for for his work in "The Untouch- owners. . . . Richard Gere is parents and teachers .... Fox abies" and has hired publicity spending his days In Cedar Broadcasting is considering Pia firm PMK to help him promote Rapids, Iowa working on t.ls Zadora and Linda Blair for reg- his performance.... Delta new movie, "Farm of the Year" ular roles in their "Women in Burke of "Designing Women" for 11arvest Films. Although the Prison" drama .... Cheech and Gerald McRaney of "Simon city council r~ected the mm Marin just lost the starring role and Simon" intend to be company's request to waive its in Robert Redford's "Milagro married as soon as McRaney's parking tickets, Commissioner Bean Field War" film. Unfortun- divorce from his second wife is of Public Works floyd Bergen ately he didn't hear about his final .... The Motion Picture did offer Gere use of one of Ellen Barkin plays assistant district attorney Anne Osborne, replacement until he was on a Association of America has the city's five helicopters to Investigating pollee corruption In New Orleans. plane to New Mexico to begin threatened to give a fii'I'Tl an "X" commute to location shots... ~------~------. ~need someone with the ronfidence of a Sll.l_'gOOil, WELCOME BACK STUDENTS the dedication of a marathoner and the FROM: LEE'S BAR-B-QUE ~of an explorer. 11 AM • 11 PM MON-WED \.\\· flf\'dJ J\·J\l'('t•rJ"-'''Iunt~·l'f ( ·.,11 11~ Jf 1·800· .. .2 .. ·H5HO, ht IH 11 AM - 1 AM THURS n.r_..,_,.._,.fWf...,Peace Corps. 11 AM- 3 AM FRI-SAT 4 PM- 9 PM SUNDAY You can count on Lee's for the "BEST" Bar-b-que . (;~.. , ~ 20" Discount 1 CORKTOWNE except sale items UOUORS, INC. N.D.- S.M.C. t\&'i's 1841 SOUTH BEND AVE. 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Because hese are sad days for the ceptance here. Now, however, "Girlfriend in a Coma" is only T fanatical followers of Marr has left, saying he wants available as an import, you Manchester England's favorite "to do things I can't do with may end up paying six to sons, The Smiths. Johnny Marr The Smiths" while maintaining seven dollars for it. has left the group. You may that The Smiths are still a great very well not give a hoot, but band and that there was no That's the bad news. The for some of us The Smiths are animosity in the breakup. good news is that "Girlfriend in one of the few bastions of Rumors have it that both a Coma" is one of The Smith's Madonna and Bryan Ferry are five best songs ever. The music Girlfriend in talking with Marr about poten is the purest kind of pop as a Coma tial ventures. Madonna? Gulp. Marr's gentle strumming sets Morrissey, for his part, began up the perfect atmosphere for .HS auditioning replacement Morrissey's hospital whisper The Smiths guitarists in August and insists delivery of the lyrics. "Girlfriend that The Smiths will carry on as in a coma. I know it's serious, British black humor has never by Morrissey and Marr and sanity left in this mess we call soon as he finds one. really serious" he sings, and been this catchy before. The seems to be a commentary on the 1980s. If anything, singer then "I would hate anything to song is only two minutes long Morrissey's self-professed Morrissey's enigmatic, self English music magazines happen to her." He refuses to but you'll find yourself singing asexuality. "You force emotions pitying, disillusioned, psyc have quoted both Morrissey go in to see her and almost "Do you really think she'll pull to the fore," he sings, "but not hopathic, wickedly funny lyrics and Marr saying that a new chuckles as he asks "Do you through?" for days after you for me, of course I keep mine tell us that someone out there album finished before the really think she'll pull first hear it. hidden." Somebody's also is even more messed up than breakup should come out in through?" Strings come in for The other two songs are doing some mean whistling on we are, and the compelling, October. Unfortunately, record the chorus as in their "There is pretty typical of The Smiths. this track. guitar-driven melodies of company disputes may delay a Light That Never Goes Out," Though "Work is a Four~Letter Where will Morrissey and his Johnny Marr are a joy com that album. while Morrissey is yodeling in Word" is a cover, it's perfect for lyrics end up without Marr's pared to the recycled sludge So for now the only thing a the background. Does he want Morrissey and company with its great music? Alas, it seems to that most "guitar-pop" bands Smiths fan can du is curl up her to live? to die? Maybe he message to dump everyday life me that The Smiths are dead. try to pass off as songs. with the new three song 12 - thinks it's all a big joke. and run off with someone. "I Go find this record and wear The Smiths have been very inch called "Girlfriend in a Whatever the song means, Keep Mine Hidden" was written black for the next month. 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T1a1ks to you ... itwortcs ... for FRIDAY, RETREAT SEPT. 25 "Sexuality, Intimacy & Spirituality" AU. directed by Patricia Livingston 8:00P.M. TOPICS: OFUS Intimacy Homosexuality Sexuality: Primary NOTRE DAME Relationships Heierosexuality Genital J.A.C.C. Masturbation Loneliness Affective • How do I relate to God in the context of the gift of my sex ·ality? • How does intimacy in my life reveal God to me? • How do the yearnings of my life tell me about God's love for me! Unlliadwau • How can I come to understand my ~exuality more broadl1,• and deeply? • • How does understanding my sexuality free me I•J choose what is most life giving at this time in my life? WANTtD When: Sept~mber 25 (6:30)- September 27 (noon) USC vs. ND . Contact: Campus Min:stry Office (Bodin Hall) 239-5242 FOOTBALL TICKETS Sign-up Deadline: September 18, 1987 213-422-2812 Cost: 12.00 f.ARLY AM OR t:Vt:NINOS ' September 17, 1987 Scene-Page 7 Movies The Scoop University Park East Cinemas on Tonight the Student Union Board Grape Rd. at 277-7.3.36 Immediately following the Michigan present., the Burt Lancaster! Kirk "The Untouchables" Art State Pep Rally on Friday night. the Douglas comedy adventure "Tough "No Way Out" band Ipso Facto will play for a Guys" In the Engineering Auditorium "Nowhere To Hide" e;;J dance on the Stepan Center basket at 7, 9 and 11 p.m. Admission Is $2. "Beverly Hills Cop II" ball courts. "The Barbarians" Continuing at the Snlte'Museum Is In the Annenberg Audlorlum tonight "Can't Buy Me Love" the "Life: The Second Decade exhibit you can see "It Came from Outer located In the Print Drawing and In exhibit at the Northern Indiana Space." at 7 p.m. and "The Creature Forum Cinema on U.S . .31 at 277- Photography Gallery. The exhibit Historical Society Is "Under the from the Black Lagoon" at 9 p.m. 1522 features many of the best known Golden Dome," a historical exhibit "The Big Easy" Images taken for Life Magazine be chronicling a century of athletk: On Friday and Saturday the Indiana "Dirty Dancing" tween 1946 and 1955. traditions of Notre Dame varsity basketball drama "Hoosiers" will be "The Living Daylights" sports. shown In the Engineering Auditorium "Disorderlles" Currently at the South Bend Art at 7, 9:15 and 11:.30 p.m. Admission Center Is the exhibit "The Artistic Is $2. Town and Country on N. Hickory Rd. Heritage of South Bend: 1930·1970" The South Bend Symphony Or· at 259-9090 featuring the work of 65 area artists. chestra opens Its 1987-88 season on On Friday In the Annenberg "Last "La Bamba" Sunday at the Grace Methodist Tango In Parts starring Marlon "Hamburger Hill" The sculptures of Yvonne Tofthagen Church. The orchestra will perform Branda will be screened at 7 and 9 "Stakeout" will be on display at the Women's American Accents by David Stock p.m. Art League Gallery In the Century Mozart's Clarinet Concerto In A Scottsdale Cinema In the Scottsdale Center. Minor and Le Borgeols Oentll· Also on Friday "The Philadelphia Mall at 291-458.3. homme by Richard Strauss. The Story," the classic story of a spoiled "A Prayer for the Dying" concert begins at 7:.30 p.m. heiress's lessons In humility starring "Born In East L.A." Beginning Monday, the Isis Gallery In Katharine Hepburn. Cary Grant and Riley Hall of Art and Design will The U.S. Air Force Tops In Blue James Stewart. will be shown at the 100 Center Cinema In the 100 Cen feature an exhibit of drawings en performing troops will give a free Morris Civic Auditorium at 7:.30 p.m. ter at 259-0414. titled "Accidents Happen" by Mary concert In the JACC tonight at 8 Admission Is $1.50. "Dragnet" Lum. p.m. Billy and the Boingers: · BillY ~~ ,~ BOINGfRS redefining rock 'n' roll MIKE NAUGHTON Boingers," derives its strength many talents, Catt has pushed accent editor from the perfect harmony of its the art of head bangin' into four amazing personalities. new realms. While many rock t's only once in a great The guiding light of the band legends have died, Catt is the I while that a band appears since their first single "Demon first to have repeated the feat on the music scene which is Drooler in the Sewer" has al on separate occasions. Despite capable of redefining the very ways been the humble and his multi-fatalities, he still consciousness of pop. With staid song writel/tnanager twangs his tongue with the their current release, Billy and Steve Dallas--a true gentleman best that rock has to offer. the Boingers Bootleg. Billy and in an industry which needs the Boingers have proven such role models. He takes The unique ambience and themselves to be such a band. great pride in his past hits tone of the Boingers is the result of lead 'lectric tuba Opus Croakus' daring explorations the Boingers Bootleg beyond the ordinary strictures of rock 'n roll. Croakus is the destined to become a classic in enough, the Boingers have pioneer of a new form of heavy its genre but the real gem on developed a marketing glmic Berke Breathed metal he calls "weighty brass." the band's release is the nip which is sure to become a Croakus is living proof that real side "U stink but I love U." This standard for the eighties. In Formerly known as Death such as 1"Skateboarding to penguins do wear make-up. poignant ballad of false ap stead of presenting their single tongue, the fabulous foursome Satan," "Guillotine your par Of course, no band would be pearances and teenage betrayal in the traditional album sleeve, from Bloom County, USA has ents," "Ciearasii Messiah" and complete without a solid aptly illustrates the depth of they have enclosed it in a book literally turned the music indus that classic battle cry of teens, rhythm section. Despite some sensitivity and thought that of comics by Berke Breathed. try on its ear. Their explosive "Let's Roll Over Lionel Richie criticism that he is nothing goes into the work of the These cartoons. apparently a debut fuses nco-punk in with a Tank." Dallas says that more than a rabbit sex idol, Boingers, culminating when documentary. trace the story of strumental experimentation, "It's easy for me to write master skins-basher Hodge Catt screamns out. "I hate your the band's conception, devel radical marketing. violent stage songs. It's hard to write good Podge fills his role admirably polyester pantsuits/And your opment and subsequent antics and an unprecedented ones." by laying down one of the nas greasy hair/And that stuff be meteoric rise to stardom. social consciousness. If Dallas is the brains behind tiest collections of bangs and tween your braces/And your Look out Europe; the future The band, known to their the Boingers, then "Wild" Bill bumps around. hairy derriere." belongs to Billy and the friends simply as "The Catt is the soul. An artist of The single ''I'm a Boinger" is As if the music wasn't Boingers. BEER Genuine Draft ... 24 can ... $7.99 CITY-WIDE LIQUORS Mlller ... 24 can ... $7.99 Old Mllwaukee ... 24 can ... $5.99 3825 N. Grape Rd. Llte ... 24 can ... $7.99 Stroh's... JO pack ... $7.99 Busch ... 24 can ... $6.99 Mish, Ind. Old Style ... 24 can ... $7.99 Hours: KEGS Mickey's Malt..(12 quarts= 32 beers) ... $9.99 Mon.-Thurs. 9-1 0 pm. Bud ... 15.6 gallons... $28.99 Busch ... 15.6 gallons ... $27.99 Fri. & Sat. 9-11 pm. Old Mllwaukee ... 15.6 gallons... $22.99 BEE~ 10 ~~r~s~NABLES. 272-2274 Rhlnelander ... 24 bottles ... $4.59 Bud ... 24 bottles ... $6.99 WINE Budllte ... 24 bottles ... $6.99 Sun Country ... 2 llter... $2.99 Bartles & James ... 4-pack ... $2.99 Seagram's Wine Cooler ... 4-pack ... $2.99 LIQUOR Andre Champagne (all flavors) ... $2.59 - Rlkaloff Vodka ... 1.75 llter ... $7.99 Old Thompson (blend) ... 1. 75 llter ... $9.99 _....,-~· ..... -.---· ".. -· H. Walker Peach Schnapps ... 1.75 llter ... $10.99 Klesser's ... 1.75 liter ... $9.99 Silver Crest Gin 1. 75 liter $8.99 Giro Tequlla ... 1.75 llter... $12.99 - I September 17, 1987 Scene-Page 8 Keg politics: survival of the fittest Question: What do you call it Don't misunderstand me. I'm assuming that you aren't when you crowd into a not advocating alcohol over trampled to death, It will be dilapidated house with five consumption, but if you insist Monday morning. hundred other students, pay on going to an off-campus you Unle::.s, of course, you listen two dollars for a cheap plastic had better be prepared to alter to the·,tdvice of a veteran of cup, risk your life fighting to your mood and deaden your the party wars, a Machiavelli of get bad beer, acquire that beer senses significantly. If you keg politics -- me, your humble after elbowing people for half don't, you won't make it narrator. an hour, spill on someone, get through the night. The only way to approach an In line again only to find out Now that I have revealed the off-campus party Is to recog nize It for what it is, a battle zone. On this field of contest Mike Naughton there is no room for the weak. the gentle or the sober. Only the strong will survive; only the Victor's foot ruthless will e'1ioy themselves. The following strategies will make your mission, getting to that the keg ran out, throw first secret of off-campus oeer the keg, somewhat less your cup away on the grass bashes -- that they make phone perilous: outside and get arrested for booth stuffing seem civilized -- littering? 1 will let you in on another 1. Become the kegmaster: Answer: Socializing at Notre unpleasant reality -- it is almost the kegmaster is the student Dame. impossible to get drunk at one who holds the tap to the keg Yes, friends, this Is the es of these fiascos. "Impossible!" and determines who gets sence of the good weekend for you cry, "I am going to a party served; in other words, he or a Notre Dame party animal: tonight and I hear that they are she controls the destinies and overcrowded, pandemonious having 60 kegs." Ah yes, naive B.A.C of everyone at the party. debacles that are so unpleasant one, they are indeed having 60 The kegmaster is essentially a that you can only tolerate them kegs. Unfortunately for you god-like figure, and he knows if you get thoroughly crocked. they only have one tap for it. His supplicants offer up Of course, if you do get blitzed those 60 kegs which means continous chants of "do me up, party;battlefield, it is the most 5. Bring your own beer. No you can think that you are that there will be 700 students dude" and "hey, me next, precarious because anyone don't. It's too tacky, besides having a good time or at least trying to drink out of those huh?" Though the kegmaster who is larger a>n topple you. everyone will hit on you for forget about the whole thing sixty kegs one at a time. By the position is tactically superior to 2. If you can't become the one. the next morning. time you get your first beer, any other on the kegmaster, befriend him. A 6. Arrive at the party three Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson kegmaster is a good friend to hours early. Things might not have so do anything to win him be hopping but you'll get a OK, \-\tRtS over. Give him money, offer good head start on everyone n.\E '{VKO~. him sexual favors, pretend that else. OOW SEE If you're on the SUB ticket com 7. Bring a doberman and 'fOj CA.~ 1=11'\0 mitee, tell him anything. 11-\E IJ~ \\EP pretend that the police have Slf\\ES. 3. Flirt with the kegmaster. If arrived. For more effect yell the kegmaster is a guy, act like something to the effect that a bimbo If the kegmaster is a "the police are here and they girl, act like a football player. brought Sister Mary Rosewater who taught you in first grade 4. Fake a "house beer." and she has a ruler!" House beer is when the student who lives at the house that is 8. Spread a rumour that being destroyed by the party there is a better party next cuts to the front of the beer door. Of course if you find line. It's a territorial move, but these strategies to be too that doesn't mean that you morally repugnartt, deceitful or can't pretend that you are a just downright sneaky you resident. This strategy is effec could always go to a movie A tive but be careful, people tend with a friend or do something to get ugly if they catch you normal for a Club lying for beer. change ... naaaaaah. The most Pr successful college graduates There will be a mandatory have a uniform rr1eeting on Thursday( appearance. Dress for success. Enroll in the Army Reserve Officers' Training September 17, 7:00 p.m. in Corps, and you could graduate with the privilege of wearing the proud gold bars of a second lieutenant as well as a cap and gown. the Library Auditorium Army ROTC is the college electi\'e that gi\'es you an opportunity to learn, and practice, ITEMS TO BE DISCUSSED INCLUDE HOW TO ACCESS management skills. Experience leadership MONEY FROM YOUR STUDENT ACTIVITY FEE styles and motivational techniques. And gain the self-confidence that can spell success in BUDGET, HOW TO APPEAL YOUR ALLOCATION, MER any career, civilian or military. CHANDISING AND CONCESSION STAND GUIDELINES, Start that career with the advantages only Army ROTC can give you. Talk to your AND A PRESENTATION ON FUNDRAISING. Professor of Military Science, today. THERE WILL BE A PENAL TV IF YOUR CLUB OR ORGANIZATION DOES NOT HAVE A MEMBER IN AT TENDANCE INTERESTED??? Call Captain Domingo - 239-6264 ------~------ Thursday, September 17, 1987 The Observer page 7 n. a.--Notre o.m. offlcle, located on IN third floOf of l.aFor1une Stu· dent c.nt.r, eccepb claalfled ..._,.Mrlg from 10 Lm. until 4 p.m., Monday ltlnJugll Friday. n. ~ SMit Mwy's offloe, located on the third floor of tt.gpr Collge Center, eccepta claalfteda ITom 12:30 p.m. unlll3 p.m., Monday through Friday. Deadline for next~ claaslfleda Ia 3 p.m. All claaslflada muat be prepakl, either In peraon Of by mall. The charge Ia tO cenn par five Classifieds ~per day. 1 GA FOR USC ·PLEASE Stoll YOURS Class of 'B8 Thord- Thursday Bowlong TO THE GOOD lOOKING BLONDE who TO ME 1 Thursday September 17 9:30 Beacon works the dosh line on South 01n1ng Hall NOTICES L FORSALE CALL ""ALASKA"" £3007 PERSONALS Bowl THE TRADITION CONTINUES MWF morn~ngs betore B·OO class WHO ARE YOU ? reply on lhos column SPEE-DEE WORDPROCESSING 0 My life's a mess ·Your Jun1or Adm1rer OAR HOUSE COLD BEER & LIQUOR. 237-1949 H 277·B131 HELPII NEED 1 MSU STUD TICKET. I waot tor you to pass 197B Honda Wagon many new parts CARRY OUT TO 3 AM U.S. 31 N .. ONE WILL PAY BIG $$$$ CALL JOHN AT I stand here at the bar $650 or besl call 2BB-6240 al1e1 6 BLOCK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN HAPPY BIRTHDAY. DAVE BROCK· MARISSA'S TYPING. WORD PRO 1968 I hold an empty glass WAYI!I LOVE. A GUARD 12 GROUPIE CESSING & PHOTOCOPIES CLOSE Couches. cha1rs. tables Very reasonable. sl FROM LONG BEACH AND HER TO CAMPUS 277-1051 DAY. 277-2724 Call Mrs Cooper after 6 00 272·60B5 NEED 2 NAVY TICKETS FOR SISTER ROOMIES. EVE AND FRIEND CONTACT KRIS AT 2B4· WAKE UP! WWaterbed.O·slze.heate(.mattress· 5418 CALLAGHAN!!! BEER MEl!!! TYPING AVAILABLE pad.sode paddong.$125.277·1318 I NEED FOUR TIX FOR MICHIGAN STATE THE FAMILY IS IN TOWN 2 2B7-40B2 I need MSU lix Call Mark 272·7497 Hotel Room lor ~1 8-19 vacant 520 a GA's AND 2 STUD OR 4 GA's. PAUL TYPINGWORD PROCESSING Stereo AudiO MIXer.NUMARK model OM· NEED $5 noghl Call Kathy 2B3·3607 I also need £2185. CALL CHRIS 500.never used.S50neg .277-1318 PLEASE!III NEED AT LEAST 2 GA'S babysilter needed durong msu game' MSU lox! 234·B997 FOR BOTH BC AND ALABAMA.WILL my place or yours? PAY$$$$ !!I Call x1120 aller llpm DESPERATELY NEED 2 MICH. ST Macmtosh 512K enhanced. lmagewr1ter call 5150 at smc Kathy. have good lome on Columbus Get Receove 55 oil 550 or more purchase of pronter. mosc software. Call Clill a\4288. GA'S CALL PAUL 283·3431 lots of sun. from. all of your lovers your 1ex1books al Pandora s Bookslore. GET RICH QUICK! Woll pay $90 lor 2 localed on BOB Howard Sl al Noire Dame I NEED MSU, PURDUE, & ALL HOME SENIOR TICKET BOOK MSU GAs Call Melanoe al 277-3006 NEED A RIDE TO READING PENN. OR Ave We re open 7 days a week 10·00 GAME GA'S. 272-8306 lor all home games 271-0661 PHILADELPHIA OR ALLENTOWN FOR Dlllonlteal Come oul to see BIG RED am -5 30 I NEED A MICHIGAN STATE TICKET FALL BREAK.. CONTACT KRIS AT destroy and demoralize the ott-campus 71 IMPALA $300 277·4576 GA OR STUD CALL JIM WEHNER 1935 Will beat any oiler on Mich. Stale sludenl Wtth. rece1ve an extra 10°o oft on pur 2B4-541B ticket Call Christy 3B29 crome (in tootball that os) thos Sunday al chases of used paperbacks (on slock) al tour ALPINE STEREO. COMES W1977 BOSTON COLLEGE GA'S I NEED 4 BC DESPAAATELY SEEKING SOMEONE Pandora s Bookstore. localed a1 BOB Need MSU lockets -Will pay dearly -Call The Dillon trad1t1on cont1nues . TOYOTA CELICA RUNS GOOD• $500 GA'S. CALL FRANK ·3104 wllh NO vo BC g.a."a SSS Howard Sl at Notre Dame Ave Were 234·B377 291-9425 eventnga ... 288-3018 (Matt) open 7 days a wee~ 10 00 a m.-5 30 NAVY-NEED 4 GA'S. USC-NEED 1 pm STUD. CALL JOHN x1887 Mad Macs-Mclntosh Users Group 1979 MUSTANG COBRA. brown. 4 We're hallway to St. Pal's Day! F~rst meeting, 7 p.m .. Thursday. Sept 17 speed. turbo engone. amlm stereo cas· GOOD-LOOKING MEN: Thurs .. !V17 eal in Room 124 on Hayes-Healy. Hyper selte player. sunroot. 70.000 moles. Need MSU GA tix. Will pay $$$. Call dinner in B-C lone of North at 5:00. We Card. Mullo-Finder. The Mac II and more' Looks good. runs excellent 2B9-1586 Chros 4006. wan\ to scope you. Thanks' Mac experts. nov1ces. and new members I NEED 2 MSU TIX. GA OR STUD. CALL LOST/FOUND 2034. welcome. NEED 2 STUDENT MICH. ST. TJXI GRETA CHRIS X4320 HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY LOST-I losl my calculus notebook and HEAVY METAL RETURNS TO WVFI GOLLY NEDS! Only 2 days lei\ untollhe TICKETS only 1 more year text wh1le studytng at a MIChigan game arrival or Miss Colorado. Warm up those WANTED: USC GA"s LIVE IT UP ta11gater at Ann Arbor II found. please METAL MAYHEM SUNDAYS 7·9 engones: of the Acura Legend that is. Stay WILL PAY SSSSS$$ Jo Paul call TOM HAND al C3172 luned for more... NEED 2 MSU GA'S 2276 CALL ELLEN Caolin Bart LOOK -You've seen all of these really 272-0806 Jeanne Sue stupid ads about needing MSU lox. how BIG ss·s OFFERED FOR GA'S FOR ALL Ann Carolyn HELP! I LOST MY KEYS. DETEX. someone·s pregnant mother and dyong HOME GAMES• CALL 4579 Cheryl WASHINGTON STATE DRIVERS Need 2 USC ga s. Call Jose al 2B3·3346 sister need 2 GA"s or the studenl woll be LICENSE. CALL 2971. I NEED PENN ST GA S1 MOM 1\ND DAD cursed to hell. Seriously. folks. I need THANKS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO lois ol tix or rm DEAD MEAT. Somple as LET ME USE THEIR SILLY PLOTS WILL PAY SSS PLEASE CALL SUE AT SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS$$ HELP"' Jeanne ··you're fickle X423B I"M DESPERATEII" I need 2 or 4 GA"S thai. I'm from Easl Lansing and I can'l LOVE. SMELLIE LOST WOMAN S GOLD RING WITH to any home tootball game atler MIG· get any more from up there. So my fellow BLUE STAR SAPPHIRE STONE I WILL students. you are my last hope. Sorority WANTED GAS FOR ANY NO HOME HIGAN STATEIII!II"'!' II you can help. Spec1al delivery. A bumb. Were you ex Bf SO HAPPY TO GET IT BACK THA'o girls. tamily. Domer brother"s roommates. GAME WILLING TO PAY GOOD PRICE my Dad has tons ol money. seroously peeling one? A BUMB1!! AHHHHHH!!'· ANN D. I WILL NAME MY FIRST SIX CHILDREN PLEASE CALL Jenny al x361 8 lriends at MSU all need 'em. Call Hasbro CALL MATT AT 1404 3169 seeks attract1ve male w1th that special AFTER THE FINDER REGARDLESS at £349B or £3506 or my life os OVER !! SSSSSSSSSSSSSS$$$$$$5$$$$ look in hos eye OF SEX PLEASE CALL CAROLE 271- WANT USC·ND FOOTBALL TIX. 213- KATHLEEN' The Peachk1 Queen!! 1\"s so available October 2nd'!l! 0575 $$HELP!!I$$ NEED MSU AND USC 422-2812 EARLY AM OR E'/ENINGS. nice to have you back. Let's emote! We send resume and poclure 10 327 BADIN TICKETS STUDENT OR GA'S PLEASE love YOU ... CHOC-O·LIT CHIP!!! Martha lnterv1ew by invitation only LOST"' CALL DAVID £3592 and Judolh GOOD LUCK I! A GOLD HERRINGBONE NECKLACE NEED MSU TICKETS NEED IF FOUND. PLEASE RETURN TO MSU and USC Michigan can be beal but the Yellow sub GA or STU DEAR PHIL IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU STEPHANIE CALL ANYTIME AT 2B4- TICKETS can't quock delivery 272-hike call carolyn x3B72 READING THE PERSONALS AGAIN 51B3 THANX 11 call carolyn x3872 oz GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK. WITH the answer 1& no!! ARE YOU SHOAT AND MALE? DOMINANCE. THE OBSERVER REP DO YOU HAVE A SEXUAL COMPLEX? DESPERATELY NEED 4 USC GA"S OF THE HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS WANTED: MICH ST TIX. PLEASE COULD BRIAN M. BE YOUR CLONE? CALL JENNY 2B4·4154 CLUB DOCior Paul CALL 284-4329 THEN MAYBE YOU TOO CAN PUT IN FOR RENT CONGRATULATIONS !I! on Medocal "'BAMBI-JIM"' PERSONALS ... CHIEF NEED 2 MSU GAS CALL EXT School DESPERATELY NEED 1 or 2 NAVY TIX sl. 1609 Love ya. EFFICIENCY APT NEAR NO 259-4943 CALL ALYSSA 3736 What IS worse than bemg alone? Blanche is back!! and she's hotter than I can't wa1t decades. The Gang OR 234·3827 ever. £4060 lor \he scoop. WILL TRADE 2 GA USC TIX FOR 2 GA Maybe it os already loo !ale for me. BAMA TIX NOT FOR SALE 120 1) 321· jb COLOR TV RENTALS BY SEMESTER I"M YOUNG AND RESTLESS B269 9·5 EST K- VERY LOW RATES COLLEGIATE REN· AND GOING TO PURDUE FRIDAY. LOVE VA! TALS 272-5959 SIX VOLUPTUOUS WOMEN ARE WILL· SEPT. 25. BUT THIS Help Me" Please" Need 1 Moch Sl Stud STUBBS lNG TO SELL THEIR BODIES FOR GUIDING LIGHT NEEDS or GA lox Woll PAY BIG SSSS call R1Ch SCAMMASTEAS UNLIMITED Room lor rent Call Mrs Cooper 272- PURDUE TIX. CALL 257611 RIDERS' COMING? X2050 Lookln' lor some Iovin'? 3004 CALL JODI AT 1282 CAN YOU HELP? Well, so Is sha!!l HAPPY BIRTHDAY I NEED 4 BC GAS CALL ROSS X1741 MY DEAREST LOVE FOR RENT FURNISHED BEAUTIFUL Mom and Dad would love 2 GAs lo USC II you're Interested, approach the "hormonal girl". THE GANGLEA 3 BEDROOM APT 10 MIN FROM game HENRIETTA WAS HERE I MUST GET 4 MICH ST GA TIX-$45 She can be found this weekend CAMPUS 233 629B Woll pay SSS• Call Kalhy at 2602 PLUS HELP AMY £2574' at random campus bare, JUNIORS tallgaters, or the KICK OFF THE MSU WEEKEND MOVE IN NOW' FREE RENT UNTIL JUNIORS Need MSU I1X 0 1 Stud and 2 GAs Call CASE CLUB. TONIGHT AT UNCLE'S 1025B7 Two separale 2Dedroom apart USC c PARENTS Kev1n 271-94 79 SSS PLEASE HELPII!!I!I! WITH ments available each w1th kitchen. lull I NEED 4 GA"S DESPERATELY MONEY TONITE !It! blank generation bathroom and large livong room Betls NO OBJECT CALL SEAN X3261 All-YOU-CAN-EAT -PIZZA Need 2 or 4 MSU GA s 111 Call L1sa a\ and dressers lurn1shed Renl mcludes all JUST 54 458B u\111\oeo Call 232·9239 lor appo1ntmen1 NFL AGENT NEEDS 2 USC TIX $$$$$ AT BARNABY'S To \he EE -So whal is the verdicl? Please Catch NO's Best Rock SEAN X3261 6:30 -8:30 p.m. Need Boslon College GAs --woll pay SS" don't leave me hangong -mmy neck can'! TONIGHT AT UNCLE'S FURNISHED HOUSE SAFE NEIGH Call 4302 lake much more .... ( You only WISH ot blank generation BORHOOD 255-36B42BB-0955 Woll trade 2 NAVY GA for 2 USC COME DO DINNER WITH YOUR was my neck ! ) Will you go or won't you TONIGHT AT UNCLE"S Call M1ke 2204 CLASS WANTED 3 SOUTHERN CAL TICKETS blank generatoon 8 & 8 1n qwel country sell•ng JUSt 7 m1les !? BA BEFORE A NIGHT OUT ON THE REAL MONEY' CALL 233 629B tram campus Two mghl m1m 545 00 per TOWN! noghl 16161684·37511or 1nlo or reserva I NEED 2 GA"S FOR MICH ST. PLEASE WANTED 2 USC Tox lor mom and dad Boyfnend wan\ HERSHEY SYRUP? !VII tions CALL NED AT. 3515 Remember what I saod WT call Kros 3099 Beautolul PAUL KOLECKI YOUR BEAUTIFUL\!11! STUDIO. Furnoshed. 5225. 4 M1n !rom EVERYBODY PROMISES MONEY AND Effervescent YOUR SECRET ADMIRER SS for your Moch St sludent IIX Call Jon U need lois o MONEY? Cool! Caus I campus Call Don a\ 2B2-350B leave BEGS FOR TICKETS. l"m just going to Tasteful need lots o STATE lix stu$45 for GA's name and phone number or call 239· 2006 tell it like ot is. I need as many GAs as Heartwarming THE HE-MAN WOMAN HATER:, CLUB call MARK 157B 65B9 on campus trom B-5 possoble lo any home game lor my whole I WILL GIVE MY BODY OR EVEN tamoly. I need B on all. bul wolllake \hem If you can't figure it out. you don't deserve IS PROUD TO DECLARE THAT IT COM PlETELY AND UNADUlTERATEOL Y MONEY FOR 2 BC GA"S CALL JOHN even 1 by 1. Call Dane at 1185. to know.anyway. But it is her week. CE Jusl wanted lo say lhal even lhough AT 19BO So be noce SUPPORTS JUDGE BORK IN HIS I don'l show it all the t1me I really care a QUEST FOR A SEAT ON THE SU· I need 1 mochigan stale GA or Sl1ix. call great deal about you. You mean alol to PREME COURT. JUDGE BORK HAS WANTED I WILL GIVE ANYTHING FOR 2 NAVY Peter at 3192 Don·r ask why. me. Mark GA"S AND 1 BC GA PLEASE CALL Jusr do ir SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE A TRUE AMERICAN AND A REALIST WHEN IT BELOVED JANE, I AM NOW CERTAIN HIRING All POSITIONS FULl TIME. STEVE AT 1654 IT WILL BE WORTH PAY BIG BUCKS for 2-4 GA's tor Navy COMES TO THE ROLE OF WOMEN IN THAT I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU. PART TIME -WALKING DISTANCE YOUR WHILE game Call John 3179 (Sorry. dear. bul "'stunning and tonal"' just AMERICAN SOCIETY HAIL BORK YOU ARE IN MY EVERY THOUGHT, NICOLAS REST 1705 SOUTH BEND ...... I NEED SEVERAL ALABAMA GA S OR NAVY NAVY NAVY Cash lor GA'I!Stud didn't lit) DREAM, AND BREATM. MY EMO AVE 277·5666 APPLY IN PERSON' What's \he purpose of a Thu-rsday n~ght STUDENT TIX. CALL ROONEY £234· Todd-3754 TIONS TOWARD YOU HAVE BLOs 6394 unless you end up face down or on your SOMED INTO AN ETERNAL FLOWER NEED 4 MICHIGAN STATE G A TICK· back? blank generation HEY HOLMES! I need some 'BAMA TlX Well MIKE. now thai you're 21 you need OF LOVE. YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANT, ETS WILL PAY SSS 'CALL MIKE X4340 featuring Rick Carton NEED 2 MSU TICKETS FOR PARENTS GA'S PREFERRED. GOOD MONEY no longer wonder why we chose you as DICK tonlghl at Uncle's AUDITORS NEEDED DAYS WRITE PLEASE I'M DESPERATE""' CALL JIM call bill 1384 a roommate' WAAAH' Happy B·day. Rich and Shawn Thwip. Thwip YOUR OWN SCHEDULE CALL 272· X-3540 I NEED 1 M S.U. GA ANQOR I STU· NOVENA TO ST. JUDE 0 HOLY ST. 040B BETWEEN 10 AM & 4 PM WEEK· A liHie bit of uh-huh and a whole lot ol NEED 2 M S.U G A"S CALL PAUL DENT TICKET. PLEASE CALL MIKE AT RIDE NEEDED TO JUDE, APOSTLE AND MARTYR. DAYS. oh yeah GREAT IN VIRTUE AND RICH IN [1116 2B3·1661 OHIO COLUMBUS OR ATHENS.AREA WKND OF !¥.!5 KRISTEN £1759 blank generation MIRACLES. NEAR KINSMAN OF I NEED BC TIX ALOT THEY VE featuring Rick Carton JESUS CHRIST. FAITHFUL INTERCES ALREADY BOUGHT PLANE TIX Please OOPS! Need GAs lor all home games. Woll pay S1s 1s com1ng. lao. I need another LAW STUDENT SORRY I WAS tonight at Uncle's SOR OF ALL WHO INVOKE YOUR SPE· call Jom al 271·0763 So bog S Call John 1B37 Michigan State ticket Call Moke at 271- SMOKING. SORRY I WAS BOMBED CIAL PATRONAGE IN TIME OF NEED. TOO·ONL Y BECAUSE I FORGOT TO YOU I HAVE RECOURSE AND. Potter needs ass1stant Prefer applicant 0765 AND SHE"S COMING TO THE MIC YOUR NAME. GO OUT. IT'S THURS. FROM THE DEPTH OF MY HEART. I w11h one clay course and or a strong HIGAN STATE GAME WITH DAD SO, I MIKE DEBOT HUMBLY BEG TO WHOM GOD HAS 1n1ere01 20 hours a weok. llo<~ble to lol NEED TWO GA'S FOR MICHIGAN WELL, BASICALLY, TODAY IS YOUR TRENT AND SEAN. IT'S YOUR FIRST GIVEN SUCH GREAT POWER TO your schedule Star\ a\ $3 75 Call 277 · DESPERATELY NEED 3 MSU TICK· STATE I also need BOSTON COLLEGE 21al BIRTHDAY ... WHICH MEANS ETS. PLEASE CALL MIKE AT 4259. PERSONAL OF THE YEAR. WILL YOU COME TO MY ASSISTANCE HELP ME 1341 GA ·a and Student tlx II you want cash YOU'RE BUYING THE BEER, RIGHT? THANKS' lor your extras. call Sieve al 232-9816 BE PLAYING DARTS AT THE COM· YES YESI...WAH! YOU KNOW WHO IN MY PRESENT AND URGENT PETI· MONS THIS WEEKEND? I'M BACK SO TION. IN RETURN I PROMISE TO Anyone goong home 10 Indy or Conconnalo WE ARE. P.S. CAN WE BORROW THE mom and LITTLE SISTER have never LET'S GET TOGETHER. MAKE YOUR NAME KNOWN AND the weekend of SopI 25? 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STORE. 52!14. - ·------~------·------~ ~,______p..ag_e_a ______------~- - ~e Obsewer Thursday, September 17, 1987 Strike seems likely, according to Donlan Associated Press have any effect before the NFL players Association strike NEW YORK - The chief deadline of next Tuesday. negotiator for NFL owners, On Tuesday, the NFLP A pre calling the latest proposal by sented Hie owners with its the players union "very, very latest proposal for settlement discouraging," said Wednes of the dispute, in which the day that without mediation, a union moderated its demand players' strike next week is "a for unrestricted free agency to very good possibility." one that would make players Jack Donlan, the executive free agents after they had director of the NFL manage played in the league for four ment Council, said at a news years. conference that the proposal submitted by the players on Upshaw, the NFLPA's exec Tuesday would cost owners utive director, called the pro $200 million above the figures posal "a step forward in the contained in their proposal. areas that we feel can bring a And, he said, that is without clear and fast conclusion to this taking into account the union's collective bargaining demand for free agency. process." He also said he would like to resume negotiations, but only But Donlan dismissed it as with a mediator or only face little more than a variation on to-face with his union counter the original union proposal, part, Gene Upshaw. first put on the table April 20. The Management Council The Observe11Greg Kohs also disclosed it has filed with "A cursory look at the pro Reggie Ward (83) celebrates a Tim Brown touch- Is one of Marty Strasen's topics In the Football the National Labor Relations posal showed that it was little down reception at Michigan. The senior receiver Notebook on the back page. Board an unfair labor practice more than a restatement of r\X-e;:;:~~.:.::::::;~·:·~~ FREE EYEGLASSES • ADJUSTMENT with this coupon Campus Bible Fellowship 10°/o OFF' Eveglasses Purchase not valid woth other offers or on sale Items Annual Hay Ride or previous orders Fri., Sept. 18 5:.30 p.m. Please present coupon at time of purchase. All offers not valid with other offers or Campfire, Hobo Roll-ups, Fiddle Music. on sale items or previous orders. Offers expire September 30, 1987. and Blbie message All are welcome Call 277-8471 for info. - Soutb Bend Mishawaka or 1111 E Ireland Rd 506 W. McKinley meet at 19525 Pendlc Rd. north of campus Broadmoor Plaza K-Man/Martin Center at 5:.30. across from Sccttsdale Mall next door to Oleo DruR 291-4000 258-5000 - Thursday, September 17, 1987 The Observer page 9 Sports Briefs .. SMC gymastics will have practice today from 5:30-7:30 p.m. at the Angela Athletic Facility. -The Obser ver The Crew Team, men's and women's, varsity and novice will have a mandatory meeting for all members in room 204 O'Shaughnessy, tonight at 7 p.m. -The Obser ver The J. V. soccer game against Goshen scheduled for tonight has been changed to Saturday, at 10 a.m. on Alumni Field. -The Observer The Alpine Club will hold an organizational meeting tomorrow at 5 p.m. at 19117 Cleveland Road. Rides will leave the main circle at 5 p.m. and dues should be paid. For more information, call Shawn Foley at 271-0758. -The Observer TheSquashClubdeadlineforduesistoday.Payment will ensure a spot on the ladder as well as other benefits. Remit payment to Philip Lau ~t 240 Fisher. -The Observer captain this year with goalie DeBerry M.J. Beetal. continued from page 12 "I'm really enjoying the her last three years at team this year,'' DeBerry said. Homewood-Flossmoor High "Everyone's very competitive School in Illinois. She's also and this helps to bring out the qualified to B-Level Olympic best player in each of us. Being John Tudor and the St. Louis stayed ahead of team to an 8-5 decision over Pittsburgh last night. Development Field Hockey captain encourages me to stay the National League East by a game and a half See National League roundup below. Camps twice. After her high on the ball. I'd like to improve over the New York Mets as Tudor pitched his school senior and college fresh my passing and be more aware man years, she played on one of my teammates around me. NL roundup of the four AAU Junior Olympic As a team we need more con Field Hockey teams. In 1985, sistency in our play. she and fellow Notre Dame "I expect as the season goes Cards, Mets match victories teammate Caroline Berezny on that improved teamwork were on the team that won the will improve our success. I'd Associated Press hold his off-line throw. Former Houston Astros 7-1 for their AAU Tournament. like to see the team have a Pirates' catcher Tony Pena fifth straight victory. strong finish. It'd be a great PITTSBURGH - John Tudor then made it 6-2 with a two-run The Giants took a seven and In the future, this senior sci way to end my Notre Dame pitched eight-hit ball for 7 2-3 double to left. a half game lead over idle Cin encebusiness major is inter career.'' innings and Tony Pena's two cinnati in the National League ested in applying to MBA But for now, Benet DeBer run double capped St. Louis' Mets 10, Expos 0 West and the third-place Astros school andor pursuing a career ry's sights are on Friday's four-run third inning as the MONTREAL - Len Dykstra fell eight and a half games be in a pharmaceutical, chemical, game. Cardinals beat the Pittsburgh hit a grand slam and Darryl hind. or health-related industry. "After two disappointing Pirates 8-5 Wednesday night. Strawberry added a two-run In the meantime, DeBerry losses, a victory would really The win kept the Cardinals one homer to support the three-hit Phillies 8, Cubs 5 will continue to contribute to help get us on track and boost and a half games ahead of the pitching of Dwight Gooden as PHILADELPHIA Jeff Irish field hockey. She is co- morale," she said. New York Mets in the National the New York Mets routed the Stone's three-run pinch double League East race. Montreal Expos 10-0 Wednes off reliever Lee Smith capped •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Tudor, 7-2, survived two solo day night. a seven-run Philadelphia • home runs by Mike Diaz and The victory kept the Mets one seventh inning to lift the Q: Will the BIG RED be put on probation • was relieved by Ken Dayley in and a half games behind first Phillies past the Chicago Cubs after this year's • the eighth inning. Tudor is 5-l place St. Louis in the National 8-5 Wednesday night. • since coming off the disabled League East. The third-place Trailing 4-1, the Phillies put DILLON PEP RALLY? u~(\d • list July 30 after breaking a Expos fell four games off the together their biggest inning of ~-~>V s\W • bone in his right knee in April. pace. the season, sending 11 men to A: At this point...we don't know. •\))~ 6\~(\ With the Cardinals leading 2- Gooden, 14-6, struck out 11 the plate and taking advantage f(e~ 6.-;P 1, Ozzie Smith walked to lead and walked two as he pitched of three straight walks by off the third against Doug his sixth complete game, third Smith, including Greg Gross Thursday - 8:30 in front of Drabek, 8-12, and moved to shutout of the year, and 16th with the bases loaded. Stone, N.D.'s only Fraternity. second one out later on Willie shutout of his career. It was the pinch hitting for winning McGee's single. Terry 35th time in his four-year pitcher Mike Maddux, 2-0, Pendleton's grounder moved career that Gooden has struck opened the inning with a walk. A GALA EXTRAVAGANZA! up the runners before first out 10 or more batters in a Featuring: Mark Green, Corny Southall, baseman Diaz threw wildly to game. Dean Brown, Tony Rice, Jeff Kunz, Knute Drabek covering first on John The Mets scored three runs National League Morris' hard-hit ground ball, on wild pitches, two by Rockne, Dancin' Irish, and Dillon's allowing both runners to score. Montreal starter Charlie Lea, Eaot very own BOOM-BOOM GIRLS. Diaz was charged with an er 0-1. w L Pet. GB St. Louis 85 59 .590 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ror when Drabek was unable to Strawberry was hit in the New Vorl< 84 61 .579 1.5 ribs by a Joe Hesketh pitch in Montreal 81 63 .563 4 Philadelphia 73 72 .503 12.5 the second inning and was Chicago 70 74 .486 15 Coupon for one FREE Ride removed from the game in the Pittsburgh 69 76 .476 16.5 fourth. He was taken to the Weer on the Buzz Bus. hospital for precautionary X San Francisco eo 66 .548 Cincinnati 72 73 .497 7.5 rays. Houston 71 74 .490 8.5 Atlanla 62 82 .431 17 Los Angeles 61 83 .424 18 Giants 7, Astros 1 San D1ego 60 as .414 19.5 Friday and Saturday SAN FRANCISCO - Dave Dravecky pitched a four-hitter Wednellday'a Reeults Nights 12-3 am San Francisco 7, Houslon 1 and Will Clark hit two two-run New York 10, Monlreal 0 Philadelphia a. Chicago 5 homers Wednesday as the San St. Louis a. Pittsburgh 5 Francisco Giants beat the San Diego 3, Atlanta 0 Schedule Campus View' Senior Five Points Howard&. 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"It's pretty much just an amount of guys in the last 24 l gether a team of free agents option that we have the rights hours," he said, adding that I and waiver victims to replace to them to play for us this some are players who made it I striking players if there is a year." to the final cut during training I walkout next week, General I The NFL players Association camp earlier this year. I Manager Jim Irsay said Wed has set Tuesday as a strike date "The players who were in nesday. if the union and management training camp obviously know t "We are hoping to avert a cannot agree on a new con- the system and can get ready ~ strike, obviously. We're getting tract. to play quicker. For the obvious prepared for that possibility, In the .meantime, Irsay said reasons, they're the ones we're I though," he said. llo the Colts are not having any looking at," he said. 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Angels 6, Royals 4 Brewers 5, Yankees 4 KANSAS CITY- Bill Buckner NEW YORK- Glenn Braggs' had three hits and drove in two seventh-inning triple broke a 4- runs and Ruppert Jones had 4 tie and Ted Higuera won his two RBI as the California An sixth straight start as the Mil gels beat the Kansas City waukee Brewers defeated the Royals 6-4 Wednesday night. New York Yankees 5-4 Wednes day night. Greg Minton, 4-2, got the vic Braggs tripled off reliever tory in relief of starter Chuck Tim Stoddard, 4-3, highlighting Finley as the Angels' Bob a three-run rally in the seventh. Boone caught his major league Higuera, 17-9, allowed six record-setting 1,919th game. hits, including homers by DeW ayne Buice went 2 1-3 in Bobby Meacham and Don Mat nings for his 16th save despite tingly. Higuera walked three allowing a bases-loaded walk to and struck out six while pitch George Brett in the ninth in ---, ing his 13th complete game, ning. ijeA, I want to order KODAK Poster Prints. 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The Irish are now 5-2 on the ing season. In past years, the each of the four divisions ad season. level of play has been of a very vances to the playoff round, Notre Dame jumped out in high caliber, as most players which will consist of a double the first game by scoring the were members of their high elimination tournament start first 11 points and cruised to school squads, and some have ing after October break. the victory. even played for the Notre Defending champions O.C. Bennett tallied five kills in Dame varsity team. Hoobers have several return the second contest and added Many dorms have fielded ing starters in addition to some three blocks and three service several teams this season new off campus residents aces. which comprise the league of which makes them, according The third game was a roller 27 squads. The reason for the to coach Dave Thompson, a coaster, with the Irish jumping popularity of the interhall preseason favorite. out to a 6-1 lead early. The league is that it provides an op Any game against perrenial Ramblers roared back to score portunity to play some excel powerhouse Stanford Hall nine straight points. lent competition without the should prove to be quite a chal Notre Dame recovered and enormous commitment lenge to the opposition. Mike took the win on Bennett's necessary to play a varsity Gordon, coach of last year's seventh kill of the game. sport. runner-up, Flanner F.C., Kathy Cunningham added 10 It also affords underclas reports that although they lost kills for the Irish and Taryn smen, who were not quite good a few key starters, the addition Collins had 34 assists and 12 digs. enough to make the varsity of some excellent freshmen The Obseniec.Greg Kohs team in the fall, an opportunity and some former members of The squad next plays in the to keep their skills sharp for the varsity squad should make Kathy Baker goes for a kill In recent Notre Dame women's volleyball Eastern Kentucky University spring tryouts, as there is no them tough again this year. action. Results from yesterday's match against Loyola can be found Colonel Classic, Friday and at right. Saturday. DeBerry, ND look to weekend By KATIE CRONIN Still, Lindenfeld will depend Lindenfeld relies on her for Sports Writer on senior Benet DeBerry - a both offense and defense in the complete contrast to Alma's link position. The football team isn't the players - to lead the Irish wo "She can get back on defense only varsity sport facing a cru men. De Berry, a petite 5-1 and still be an offensive cial contest over the weekend. right link, is a fast, finesse threat," added Lindenfeld. Also looking to gather momen player, and 'very smooth' ac "Mainly it's her stickwork. She tum will be the Notre Dame cording to Lindenfeld. Win or keeps the ball on the end of her field hockey team as it faces lose, you can be sure that stick like it was on a string." off against Alma College in DeBerry will be a strong factor Lindenfeld is not the only one Michigan this Friday afternoon in the game. who's noticed DeBerry's tal at 3:30. ent. Aside from being acknowl The Irish are looking for "She's a scoring threat every edged as the Outstanding De things to come together in this time she carries the ball," said fensive Player . on the Irish game. They beat Alma last Lindenfeld. team for the past two years, year, but Coach Jill Lindenfeld DeBerry has been on the Mid is certainly not overconfident In terms of overall offensive west Regional Tournament All going into the upcoming game. and defensive skills, Linden Star Team for the past three "They're a young team - a feld, Irish head coach for the years, and she was appointed big, fast, aggressive; and ex last three years, considers to the Midwest Region First tremely physical team. And DeBerry the most talented String Field Hockey Team as playing orr the grass won't be player she's ever coached. a junior last year. The Observet;