Volume 10 Issue 15 The February 26,1986 Morris Weekly Student Newspaper of the university of Minnesota-Morris

Citizens Band Together At Public Hearing

By: Toni Meszaros Numerous staunch opponents to There will be more hearings in Min­ a nuclear waste repository site near nesota in March. One will be held in : Morris trudged through the snow, Morris on March 24. This hearing is n^^^JJFK J^ -I braving the wind and cold to attend to provide additional information the public briefing about the cur­ about the report. The Department rent situation on Wednesday, Feb­ of Energy will answer questions about ruary 19, For such a blustery even­ the reason the Department of Energy ing, a good-sized crowd was present. is selecting sites for nuclear waste The walls of the Morris High school repository sites. In 1982 Congress auditorium were lined with people passed the Nuclear Waste Policy and a long line was formed to acquire Act. This act authorizes the Depart­ the numerous pamphlets distributed ment of Energy to site and construct before the presentation. a single repository and to site a second repository. The second site rail Overall public opinion was ex­ pressed by a slogan on one of the will not be selected until 1998 and would require a separate congres­ posters in the auditorium. It stated, sional action for construction. Ches­ "Minnesota is the wrong state."The burger continually stressed that these air was charged with hostility towards steps taken now are strictly prelimi­ the representatives from the De­ nary. The screening process starts After the twenty preliminary sites Department of Energy will issue a partment of Energy. Rick Chesburger with selection of 235crystalline rock the Department of En- final area recommendation report presented the report for the De­ bodies. From these 20 preliminary ergy has to ssue a draft area recom- and respond to comments by the partment of Energy, Other special­ candidateareas there will be selected mendation report, hence, the pur- summer of 1986. The formal notifi­ ists there to answer questions were 12 proposed potentially acceptable pose for bis meeting. The De- cation of potentially acceptable sites two environmental specialists, one sites which will be chosen and field partment of Energy will do a literature will also occur this summer. Of the geologist, and an attorney. work will be done on them. The site near Morris is one o! the 20 prelimi­ review on he results of the selec- 20 preliminary sites, eight are located The official reason the meeting nary candidate areas. It will be con­ tion process. They will also take into in Minnesota; three of these 20 was held was to present the "Brief­ sidered for a potential site only if considerat on the feedback from ing on the Draft Area Recommenda­ one of the 12 potentially acceptable states, Ind an tribal governments. tion Report." The public has ninety and public comments on the draft days to comment on the report. area recorr mendation report. The MITDean Infante To Speak At UMM Thursday, February 27 -URel MORRIS — The Dean of the Uni­ its implications for the liberal arts. versity of Minnesota Institute of Born in Italy, the son of a physi­ Technology, Dr. Ettore (lames) cian, Infante lived with his family in Infante, will speak on "Science and Venezuela until 1954. when he came Technology: Expectations, Context to the United States to attend the and Trends" at 8:15 p.m. Thursday, University of Texas at Austin, where February 27, in Edson Auditorium, he received his B.A. degree in His lecture is for the annual Dean's mathematics in 1958, and his B.S. in Convocation, which launches annual I Engin ing in 1959. academic program planning by He went his Ph.D. in Theoretical Mechanii in 1962. He "The convocation is a way of then joined the UT-Ai celebrating the importance of the of applie ' liberal arts and of helping students athematics, where he served until to think ahead to their future lives 1965. His next position was on the and careers," notes UMM Vice faculty at Brown University, where Chancellor Academic Affairs and he worked his way up from assistant Dean Bettinna Blake. The public is professor to full professor and even­ invited to attend the presentation, tually became the director of the which is sponsored by the Campus applied mathematics program. In Activities Council, the Division of 1981, on leave from Brown Univer- Science and Mathematics, the Pre­ Infai •rved ; sidential Scholar's Group and the Director of Mathematical nd Dean's Office. Computer Sciences for the Natii Science Foundation. He contin "I will attempt to present some r of Mathen views of the expectations of our il Scie : theFoundatio society towards science and tech­ e Dean of the nology, of the context within which titute of Technology. the scientific and technological communities operate, and of the The broad base of knowledge trends and directions in academic Infante has gained during his aca- and industrial science and technol­ ogy," explains Infante. He will offer offers a perspective that is of special insights into how this relates to the value to those who are in the pro­ Institute of Technology, and to edu­ cess of pursuing their undergradu­ cation, with particular attention to ate programs. February 26, 1986 Weekly Accused of Sabotage Dear Editor: We are writing to alert the campus assuming that these titles would be Editorial to the Morris Weekly's censorship acceptable. Not only is "Mrs." inap­ of our recent editorials on abortion. propriate in both cases, but we Thefirstsuchoccurrencewasinour found the reference quite offensive. joint article (January 29) when the The use of "Mrs." describes a The Weekly Errors Again word"male"wasinsertedinalistof characterists which render children (a man) and denies less desirable for adoption. The her existence as a person in her own Typographical errors and misun­ columns. Then we proofread each condition of being male, however, right. Note that there is no corres­ derstandings in proofreading are article twice to correct visable errors s not a deficit in our society (in fact, ponding term for a married male; in unfortunately common problems in typing. We send these corrections t is an asset) and thus does not share fact, there is iust one male title that the Weekly must deal with in back to Campus Printing and they n the adoption problems which (Mr.) which is used irrespective of arise as a result of being female, large numbers each week. This is to type them correctly. My point in marital status. We find the actions of older, non-white, or handicapped. be expected since so many people relaying this boring and tedious the Weekly inexcusableand believe must handle each word of printed procedure to you is not to make you Although this alteration sacrificed we deserve a public apology. material in order to release it to be feel sorry for us here at the Weekly, the meaning of a particular point, Ms. Whitney Thompson and printed. However.westrivetomake but to gain some sort of understand­ we passed it over as being a possible Ms. Nancy Jardin thes ntoo audie ing as to how "screw ups" take oversight on the Weekly's part. place. Wetake full responsibilityfor A Public Apology by checking and double checking in the letter of February 19, statis­ the original copy to make sure that our actions, and we apologize to Editors Note: The staff of the anyone who has been embarrassed tical evidence vital to an argument nothing has been altered. The comparing the safety of current Weekly apologizes to Ms. Whitney Weekly still manages to "screw up" byo takes. birth practices to abortion was Thompson and Ms. Nancy Jardin. sometimes, though. The wrong time We are doing our best to see that The Morris Weekly needs your printed incorrectly. This diluted the slot for the Cougar Bypass' Hay­ argument, making it appear (falla­ this does not happen in the future. maker Night and multiple errors in support as readers, customers, and as writers. If you would like to insure ciously) that Cesarean sections are Explanations: The word 'male' Whitney Thompson's letters last that your articles, letters, etc., are safer than vaginal births. The actual was inserted by our proofreaders. I week are two good — or I should say printed correctly, you are certainly maternal death rate for c-section is don't know why. The number '111' bad — examples. invited to layout on Tuesday nights 111 per 100,000, compared to an was sent over to typesetting. Unfor­ When we receive articles and let­ from 6-8 p.m. to view your work overall rate of 11.8 per 100,000 tunately, a 'V was lost in typesetting ters, our secretaries type them after before it goes to the presses. Oth­ (which we can expect to be on the and not picked up as an error by our they have been edited. We then erwise, we will sincerely continue to rise due to the drastic increase in the proofreaders, who did not have in bring them to Campus Printing and try to stop these errors and restore number of Cesarean*) and 1 per their possession a copy of the origi­ Duplicating to be typeset into your faith in us. 100,000 for abortion. nal letter with which to refer. The 'Mrs.' was changed to a 'Mr,' by our Finally, it became quite obvious editors as we thought an error had that deliberate changes were being occurred in referring to the gender made as one issue addressed in the of the writer. In this case the Weekly letter to Dan Smith was utterly sab­ missed the sarcasm and decided to Weekly ffl@c§(gli otaged. In the copy submitted to the try for accuracy. Weekly, the phrase "Mrs. Smith" appeared three times. The Weekly The inaccurate labeling of 'Mrs.' WsiBCirttsra [MOT staff, however, took it upon them­ for 'Ms.'was done by Mr. Smith. The selves to correct this "mistake", Weekly staff does not have the time printing "Mr. Smith" in exchange. to check the marital status of people We are infuriated at this tampering. referred to in letters. Nor will we Obviously there was no similar con­ check the preference of females for cern to ensure we were properly the label'Ms', 'Mrs.'or 'Miss', when addressed in Mr. Smith's letter (Feb­ mentioned in letters. In the final ruary 5). In that letter, he referred to analysis the Weekly is not guilty of "Mrs. Thompson" and Mrs. Jardin". sabotage but incompetence.

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The Weekly welcomes unsolicited contributions, which must be accompan d with author's/creator's name, but names will be withheld upon request. With the exce GUEST EDITORIALS. Items submitter] cannot be returned. The editors reserve the condense lengthy letters, to correct ouviousspellinR and grammatical errors,and *Leck* UKjE THE fclOS HAVE 0£EU UlAltUl/0& The Weekly office is located in the basement of the Old Music Halt, phone 58M 'WILD «'Ailv\'ASA/rg." 6078. The Weekly is lypesetai thcMotrisPrint Shop and Is printed at QuincoPtessi February 26, 1986 Page 3 Citizens Band Together (continued from page 1) Dear Editi belong to the 12 potentially availa­ This letter is a response to the edi­ ble sites. The next state with the torial in the February 12,1986, issue most potential site locations is Vir­ UMM Preview of "The Morris Weekly." I object to ginia with three and Georgia, North the mention of our snow sculpture, Carolina, Wisconsin and Maine with Events March 1-8 at For more Information, the toilet on the mall, in your editor­ the University ial. Our snow sculpture has abso­ Call (612} 589-2211, of Minnesota, Morris lutely nothing to do with Flatlands. After the formal notification of ext, 6050 When it was constructed, it was to the 12 potentially acceptable sites, symbolize our idea of where our geologic field work will begin on grades would be for fall quarter. It is them to eliminate 9 more. The re­ MORRIS - A performance by The theme for International Week also a symbol of our willingness to maining three will undergo detailed Zorongo Flamenco kicks off International this year centers around Islamic cultures participate in campus activities. field work. From these three, the Week March 1-8 at the University of around the world. On Monday, March 3, final site will be chosen. However, if Minnesota, Morris. A full slate of films, UMM faculty member Iftikhar Khan will Spooner Hall has proudly partici­ the state does not want the site, it presentations, and performances is present and introduction to Islamic pated in and has won the snow can veto the site and both the Senate planned, also slated during this period is culture, including stories and tales from sculpture contest for the past three and the House of Representatives a concert by the University Chorus. his own native Pakistan, at 3:15 p.m. in years. Two years ago, we won the must overrule the veto with a major­ Cougar Cafe. On Tuesday, March 4, a contest by sculpturing Snoopy on The excitement of Flamenco dance ity for work to continue. If a majority comes to Morris on Saturday, March 1, film on Palestinian rights will be shown his doghouse. Snoopy was not doesn't overrule the veto, the site is when Zorongo Ramenco will perform at 8:15 p.m. in Cougar Cafe, followed by passed out from a drinking bing out of consideration forever. Susana Hausers ballet Yprma, at 8:15 a discussion, led by UMM sociologist a that Vicki Demos. On Wednesday, March 5, There are three basic steps to the p.m. in Edson Auditorium. The ballet is jr to Flatlands. "Islamic Women: Past, Present and site selection process. The first is to based on Frederico Garcia Lorca's 1937 Last year, a small building rule out any disqualifying factors. play, which Is a tragedy in verse depicting Future," is the focus of a panel discussion These factors include federally pro­ the frustrated yearning for motherhood of in Cougar Cafe. Panelists include Sajida tected lands, research areas of Nat­ Yerma, against the unfeeling arrogance of Aivi of the University of Minnesota ional forestry, state protected lands, her husband. The play became a symbol departement of South and Southwest ability to consume large quantities areas with a population density of to the Spanish people of their own Asian Studies, and UMM faculty of beer and it was not judged to be a 1,000 or more persons per square frustrated yearning for freedom and members Eugenia Elifoglu, IftiKhar gift from the "Beer-god." mile, and the presence of deep liberty. The score consists of verses of Khan, and Vicki Demos. On Thursday, mines or quarries. The second step the play sung to traditional flamenco March 6. dances from the Middle East intended to be used by some high is to consider screening variables. sound forms. Original music has been will be presented at 3:15 p.m. and a brow pseudojournalist who wants These variables are based on the written and arranged by Michael Hauser, display of clothing and art will be to display his or her journalistic geologic factors and the environ­ costumes are based on the art of Julio featured. For a complete schedule of all mental factors of the site. The final incompetence! It was constructed Romero del Torres of Cordoba. The events and rimes, call (612) 589-2211, step is a sensitivity analysis of the to be humorous and we were kindly result is a dramatic evening of poetry, ext.6050. complimented by many passersby area. These factors include the geo­ logic variables to be considered such music and dance. Advance rickets are who viewed it in a humorous way. available through the Student Activities The University Chorus, under the as thickness of rock mass and ground direction of Kenneth Hodgson, will I am sure that the people of water resources. Office, priced at $4 general admission, 52 Blakely Hall feel hurt as the people for senior citizens and children under 12, present its winter quarter concert at 3:15 p.m. Tuesday, March 4, in Recital Hall of Spooner Hall do. Their fine, After the briefing was completed, $ for UMM students. This event is co- of the Humanities Fine Arts Center. The imaginative sculpture was not the floor was opened for questions. sponsored by the UMM Interna donal intended to be used to further some Many citizens were concerned about Programs Committee, United Latinos, program includes English madrigals, and amateur journalist's career. By the potential ground water contamina­ the Minority Student Program, the works by Schumann, Brahms, Schubert, way, a majority of the people in tion and federal liability to the citi­ International Student Association and the Menotti and Milhaud. There is no Blakely Hall are not of legal drinking zens who are harmed. The attorney UMM Division of Humanities. admission charge. age and most, all but 5, have never for the Department of Energy re­ experienced Flatlands. sponded by saying that since this is the first situation dealing with nuclear waste, federal legislation to dictate something we, the people of the legal procedures involved has will be stored and what the possible Spooner Hall, have constructed has not been developed, but in the environmental impact could be, she the three scie lists arr ong the five hurt us deeply and we demand an event of an accident the federal said, "People need to speak out so panel membe s (two were intro- apology. Also your editorial has dis­ government would have to takesome that the DOE will know they must duced as "en ntal special- played to the entire campus your action on the situation. Jim Van answer these questions." She ists" and the t ird was a geologrst). yearning to impress the administra­ Alstine, geology professor at UMM, thought there were many good He said, "The tion and the student body of this was concerned about the qualifica­ questions about technical and legal cialistsare geographers nd mappers, school, but you have done just the tions of the "environmental special­ opposite. You have paraded your entists, and ists" and the other people working from the answe •«. (he ideologist gave, efor all to see. UMM geology professor Jim on these sites. He asked if anyone VanAlstine said, "What really irks he doesn't kr ow the geology of David Kauppi had studied drill cores from Minne­ me is that they're trying to find a Minnesota. It s think these President of Spooner Hall sota's bedrock. Unfortunately, the place for this stuff before they've kinds of people have a say in choos- replies were all negative. He was developed the technology to store it." ing the sites," also concerned with the potential danger of the Morris site locatd so Editorial Note: The editorial was near the Great Lakes tectonic plate not meant as an attack on the inten­ tions of the sculptors, nor was it meant as critique of the artistic mer­ through Sauk Centre to Colorado. its of the said sculptures. The school He has studied drill cores from the spirit exhibited by the Blakely and depths they plan to build the reposi­ Spooner Hall residents is laudable. tory at. These cores show fractures and fissures in the rock the site The two works of art, once con­ would be built into. He claimed that structed, become separated from with fractures in the rock, the ground the intentions of the creators. It water could easily perculate through reminded the author of last year's Flatlands. This interpretation is not the andfi invalidated by the original inten­ ally reach the surface. He wondered tions of the artists. how this site could have been sel­ ected as one of the 20 preliminary Conferring inaccurate motivation sites with danger posed to the ground. for the construction is not good Other concerns included the pro­ journalism. The same point could cedures for acquiring the land, the have been made by implying hypo- consideration given to the rich farm il rather than actual motiva- land in the area,and the exploration . Hen. , the for other means of dealing with the pective of the actual motiv; nuclear waste. :ting the sculptures, they Over 600 Morris area residents MPIRG local board chair, Judith ist as easily been constructed attended an informational meeting Schwader was pleased by the com- r of last year's Flatlands." on the disposal of toxic wastes. The apolc wealher conditions (approximately mproper inference, and appreciate 600 people were there). Responding the constructive criticism. Keep to the panel's acknowledgment that those letters coming! little is known about how the waste February 26, 1986 Zorongo Flamenco Comes To UMM March 1 U of M Regents Discuss -U Rel Budget-Cutting Proposals MORRIS — An evening of excit­ ing flamenco dance is in store at the University of Minnesota, Morris on Saturday, March 1. Zorongo Fla­ menco will perform at 8:15 p.m. in -u Rel But Regent David Roe of St. Paul Edson Auditorium to open Interna­ said he was concerned the univer­ tional Week activities at UMM. University of Minnesota Board of Regents discussed Friday (February sity wasn't tough enough in letting Advance tickets, priced at $4 gen­ 14] borrowing $12.6 million rather legislators know what damage pro­ eral admission, $2 for senior citizens than making budget cuts required posed budget cuts would have. and children under 12, and $1 for ,fcy a state revenue shortfall Friday Lawmakers might think the universi­ UMM students, are available /(February 14). ty's problems were solved by bor­ through the Student Activities rowing money, he said. Office in Edson Hall. .Several regents supported the Borrowing plan proposed by uni­ Regent David Lebedoff of Min­ The highly acclaimed Zorongo versity- administrators, but others neapolis agreed, saying he "doesn't company will present the Flamenco said the board should send a want anyone to think that those of ballet Yerma, based on the play by stronger message to thaleeislature us who suppoct borrowing think it's Fredenco Garcia Lorca. Choreo­ about the budget reduction strawi- a good thing for the university. It's graphed by Susana Hauser, Yerma is ful effects. not." But he also said, "Here, I don't the first work of its kind created in see any other alternative." this country, allowing American Univ sity shave audiences to experience an accessi­ suggested borrowing most of the The sity's ble synthesis of a variety of Spanish $17.6 million reduction required in a budget cuts will be "the first real art forms. Lorca's play is a tragedy in budget-repair plan announced by test" of legislative support for verse, depicting the frustrated Gov. Rudy Perpich in late January. Keller's "Focus" plans to strengthen yearning for motherhood of Yerma played All flexible funding in this biennium academic programs at the univer­ sity, regent Wenda Moore of Min­ against the unfeeling arrogance of is, necessitating an e a per- was specifically targeted for high- her husband. The play became a forr "Zor< oFlat priority programs to implement neapolis said. President Kenneth H. Keller's "A symbol to the Spanish people of concerts at a packed-i "They should respect our right to Commitment to Focus" plan. No their own frustrated yearning for St. Paul Student Center...were not make the cuts as we see fit," she substantial increases were given for freedom and liberty. The score con­ only lively, but challenging, reading said. "We're not making choices regular academic programs, main­ sists of verses of the play sung to beyond the hot blooded immediacy between an easy way and a hard tenance or equipment, Kelly told traditional flamenco sound forms. of concert flamenco into the more way. It's going to be hard, but I think Original music has been written and emotionally shaded area of fla­ what we're saying is we'd like to arranged by Michael Hauser; cos­ menco ballet...an intelligent, highly Plans to proceed with the Super­ operate on the patient and have him tumes are based on the art of Julio stylized approach...Hauser shows a survive, instead of just killing the Romero del Torres of Cordoba. The computer Institute, endowing teaching chairs and waiving gradu- patient outright," result is a dramatic evening of poer- wrote Minneapolis Start and Trib- Regents also discussed four tui­ try, music and dance. ed Mike Steele. lend themselves to cuts, Kellery tion options, two of which added said. the 0.75 percent surcharge. The Under the proposed borrowing board will choose whether to raise plan, the university would cut $4.9 tuition the same percentage for all Connections million "up front" from central students or to have percentage administrators' budgets and pro­ increases reflect a program's cost. By: Eric E. Bakken grams, like University Hospitals' The Legislature requires universi­ Lutheran Campus Minister indigent patient program. ties and colleges to set the average Recently while I was visiting with a the "role of women" in the church, That would leave $12.6 million to tuition rate at 33 percent of instruc­ person from the community, I was "partying" at the Lord's Supper, borrow, creating debt service costs tional costs. Because some pro­ grams, like dentistry and veterinary asked if the ministry that occurred indifference to poverty and hunger of $3.1 million each year. The debt medicine, cost more to provide, here at the Campus Ministry Center right in the congregation, superior­ would be repaid over the next five was of the "full gospel" variety. students in lower-cost programs ity over "spiritual gifts", denial of years, under the administration When I asked what that meant, the have paid higher percentages of the resurrection, and (last but not plan. response was: if we modeled our their programs' total costs - in effect ministry along the lines of the New least) tensions over "raising money"! A five-year repayment schedule subsidizing higher cost programs, Testament Church. 1 am not sure if It appears that we have maybe not would allow the university to spread Keller has said. my friends knew what they were changed all that much, as human the budget cut and target lower- asking. beings, since the early days of the priority items, Keller said. He and other university adminis­ trators have argued that system is church. Unfortunately, too many of "We could absorb that - with unfair and have asked the Legisla­ Well, my response is that we are us lose a true sense for historicity damage, let me be clear - but with­ ture to offset some of the costs stu­ probably just assinfulandasin need and assume that with the passing of out doing deep catastrophic des­ dents in higher-priced programs of God's grace as the early New Tes­ time, the "good old days" were so truction to the university," he said. tament Church. I mean, read Paul's much better than today. But we do have to pay. letters to the Corinthians and what Administrators also have sug­ not live in the Then (despite our Without the surcharge, adminis­ do you find? Paul was confronted by gested adding a 0.75 percent tuition nostalgic impressions of the way trators have recommended either a long list of pastoral concerns such surcharge to raise $764,000 and cut­ things were), we live in the Now, an overall 4.45 percent tuition as: factions, smugness, "incest", ting faculty salary increases 0.5 per­ and we begin to do ministry from increase or cost-related increases lawsuits, sex with prostitutes, cent to gain another $1.53 million. that point. If we need a model, let's ranging from 2 percent to 9 percent, "mixed marriages", pagan religious focus on the God who loves us, des­ If regents decide not to borrow with an average 3.79 percent rise. practices, disputes over financial pite our hyprocisy. money, up-front cuts still will be support for preachers, conflicts over made, but academic units would be If a surcharge were added, the hit harder, Keller said. Such cuts across-the-board increase would be would stall progress toward imple­ 5.2 percent, and the cost-related menting "Commitment to Focus" increase would average 4.47 per­ and "eat up all our money for cent, with a 9 percent cap still in undergraduate equipment," he effect. said. Student representatives to the board said their peers are willing to Several regents said they agreed Jjaiaa s/aaS ffiafl33( 3 H3s?0<3P ILfl&awy do their part in the budget crunch with administrators that borrowing -up to a point. Students probably would stabilize university planning We have help for writing problems-- can't expect a 4.45 percent i and avoid the state's rollercoaster of in income to match the terms papers, essays, lab reports, appropriations and retrenchments. To move ahead with plans for strengthening academic programs, book reviews, job applications, regents should work toward "man­ resumes, creative writing. aging our financial destiny to pro­ Said student representative Tho­ vide continuity," Regent Willis mas Daniels: "Our pockets just Monday-Thursday, l:00-5:00p.m. and 7:00-9:00p.m. Drake of Minnetonka said. iren't that deep." February 26, 1986 PageS KUMM Notes

Dinnertime Pop Charts Wednesday, February 26 — Violent Femmes, "The Blind Leading the Naked" Thursday, February 27 — Bel-Fires, "Fall For the Sky" Friday, February 28 — Mental As Anything, "fundamental" Monday, March 3 — Belouis Some, "Some People" Tuesday, March 4 — Total Contrast, "Total Contrast" Wednesday, March 5 - Various Artists, "Epic Presents the Unsigned"

This week Dr. Frankly heard three Similarly, instructors usually will related questions. One student cut you a little slack when you're Grade-A Cuts asked, what can I do when my sick, or when UMM is struck by a Wednesday, February 26 — Buddv Holly instructor won't let me take my test blizzard. But remember — receiving Thursday, Febiuary 27 - Tangerine Dream early so that I can go to Fort Lauder­ credit for a course is a matter of Friday. February 28— Leo Kottke dale? Another wanted to know how completing the work that course Saturday, February 29 — The Motels much time her instructors had to requires. If you haven't completed Sunday, March 1 — Queen Ida and Her Bon Temp Zydeco Band give her to make up work she that work, you haven't completed Monday, March 2 — lohn Fogerty missed when she was sick. The third the course, regardless of circum­ Tuesday, March 3 — Bachman Turner Overdrive wondered why his instructors wer­ stances. Illness or weather might get Wednesdav March 4 — New Riders of the Purple Sage en't more lenient with commuters you an extra day or two to finish an like him who have a hard time get­ assignment or take a test but it's ting here in bad weather. your responsibility to complete the work your courses require. If you've been down with the flu, your Slice Of The Airwaves Dr. Frankly's answers were n thing. instructors will be sympathetic not much, and why should they? (they've probably had it too). But if Ran d trips, athletic event and you're trying to get exempted from Bel-Fires oth 't activities explicitly spo sored your final because you've got htis "Fall For The Sky" heavy cold, forget it. And don't even or anctioned by UMM get you a — Cynthia Isa- mention Fort Lauderdale. It's too bad about the Go-Go's, Band i little leeway; instructors s really. They were fun for your aver­ Scandal's Patty alio w you a reasonable way tc make Smythe, but with more feeling; Dr. Frankly is pleased to answer age Neanderthal. They played music he work you miss. Ho you could listen to while walking George Steeley: He's got that Big g to Fort Lauderdale ea ly for your questions about how to suc­ Country guitar sound, really mixes ceed at UMM. Write to her in care and chewing bubblegum. I'm spr ng break hardly counts as an with his partners; Steve Manner: of the Academic Assistance Center, reminded of dinosaurs — extinct. jsable journey. Be gratef lyour Scintiliatin' bass, man; Chris Amsler UMM. In case of dire academic With a little more jam, a little hunger uctor didn't die laugh ng at plays the drums, and Jim Hill assists insl emergency, call 6178. for the perfect sound, a little more you r request. style and finesse and a little less "oh with assorted auditory bang-bang. isn't life just a quicky in the after­ Suggested Cuts — Fall for the Sky; noon with lots of smiles and tons of Fame for a Dime; Anonymous. University peppermint bon-bons" they could have been the Bel-Fires. Extra Information — Jim Hill also produced this album; the Fires are a Chorus The Bel-Fires are the new animal California-based band currently personified, worthy enough to kick drawing high level crowds in their the dinosaur out on his scaly tail. area; this LP is their first release! To Perform They play what can only be called paisley rock — modern pop with a Available through-Birdcage Rec- At UMM good memory for 60's garage ords/P.O. Box 784/Sierra Madre, band/psych land sound and a good CA 90124. Til* Horn* Evangelical foresight for the Top-40 that'll be Free chinch here in the near future. Bel-Fires will -URel 901 ScottaAvenue be lighting the airwaves this Thurs­ Ph. 589-2808 MORRIS — The University Cho­ day, February 27 on Dinnertime Pop Dan Wahl (next d.^r tv the Villa Co-music Director rus will present a Chamber Concert of St. FranrM Charts. Don't n on Wednesday, March 5, at 8:15 9:30 Vorabip Scrvic* p.m. in the Recital Hall of the 10:50 - Sunday School iwith College and Humanities Fine Arts Center at the University of Minnesota, Morris. The performance is free and the UMM Prof. Has Paintings public is invited. The twenty-three member group is composed of UMM students, In NY Gallery faculty and staff and individuals from surrounding communities. The chorus will present various A UMM professor of Studio Art, Local business has are for sale. As a dealer, Tatistcheft selections with a definite European John Ingle, has two paintings in a- an opening for part- will get a commission for the sale of flavor that ranges from short charac­ New York gallery and is represented ter sketches to music, and from time work on a there by a dealer. operate to ballet. Prof. Ingle grew up in Indiana and commission basis. Prof. Ingle came to UMM in 1966 Arizona, and has been interested in Five English madrigals will open after graduating with a Master of Must have car. painting since age 10. He paints still- the program. They will be followed Fine Arts degree from the University lifes. Prof, Ingle is on a partial leave by two selections from the German of Arizona and teaching two years in E3s©&®^ ESegfi^ Has. of absence, taking off time to do composer Shumann's Frauenliebe a graduate school there. A friend, more art work. He teaches and talks and Lebe, and will be performed by who was also a student at Arizona, with his students from nine to Branda Thorson. Excerpts of three Contact: Elizabeth Bruce McGrew, taught here at twelve on Monday and Wednesday, songs by Brahms and Schubert will Hinds at 589- 112ft. UMM until 1966 and then the two complete the third portion of the switched positions. Prof. Ingle says he enjoys teaching concert. ********** ************* and especially in a liberal arts col­ Peter A. Tatistcheff, an art dealer lege which he feels has an intellec­ The mood then moves to France J ' Announcement ^ on New York's 57th Street came to with Darius Mithaud's Quatrains tual atmosphere. Prof. Ingle sug­ • Ali: Fear Eats the Hunt J the Minneapolis Institute of Art and gests that too much "specialization J (A German film) * talked with a curator who menti­ is definitely restricting" and that sketches, by this contemporary oned Prof. Ingle's paintings. Tatist­ composer. Two selections from the * Monday Wednesday @ 4:00 pm * having a broad general awareness of cheff then had the painting moved human culture is an important part opera and ballet The Unicorn by + & 6:00 pm * to the New York gallery where they of getting a liberal arts education. Menotti will close the performance. J In HFA Studio B * *&k************** ******* Page 6 New Services For Minnesota Students At The Gallery Effective January 1,1986, Eileen S. matches students with < Ronning, President of Batter for Board, Inc., added a third service to sthe ving expens ofc the two that she already provides for Minnesota residents. Ronning will work 12-20 hours each week in the be representing Cape Code Summer host household in exchange for a Vacations, Inc. (CCSV) in the midw­ room or room and board. Tasks may est, concentrating on Minnesota. include child care, food prepara­ tion, companionship, light house­ CCSV is a non-profit corporation keeping, laundry, running errands dedicated to serving the vacation and possibly yard work. needs, as well as respite needs, of mentally disabled adults. It distin­ With the help of Barter for Board, guishes itself from recreation camps Inc., a student can live in an envir­ through programs designed to onment more conducive to study­ promote the normalization process ing than a dorm or shared apart­ and promote the guests' use of ment, with the conveniences of a community skills. Scheduled adult home setting. The flexible work % activities take advantage of many of schedule agreed upon by the stu- 7 the attractions which make Cape dent and homeowner enables the i Cod a popular resort area, and student to work around classes and H include whale watch cruises, sight­ to participate in school activities. seeing on Marth's Vineyard, and an evening at a local nightclub. Guest Barter for Board, Inc. was incor­ Instrumental JazzGroups To Perform accomodations are bed-and-break- porated in December 1984 by Ron­ ning, who is founder and president fast style homes located within the U Rel. Next, "EKG" will take the stage general community. of the business. This is the only ser­ vice of such a comprehensive with "So What" by Miles Davis and MORRIS — The University of "Billie's Bounce" by Charlie Parker. Ronning will be recruiting stu­ nature in the Twin Cities, addressing Mir , Mori Instn dents in the human service field to the supplemental child care needs Jazz Groups will perform in concert The UMM Jazz Ensemble II is next participate in CCSV's Residential of families, as well as needs of senior Friday, February 28, at 8:15 p.m. in with "Big Dipper" by Thad Jones, Services Training Program as staff citizens. The service is registered the Humanities Fine Arts Center Count Basie's "Nice 'N Easy," and interns. Students will receive room with approximately 90% of the col­ 'Recital Hall. "Another Lazy Day" by Sonny Nes- leges, universities and technical tico. The selection "Side by Side." and board, a work stipend, free Jazz Ensembles I and II will be workshops and course materials, a schools in the Twin Cities. by Woods-Grusin rounds out the joined by four instrument groups: ensemble's performance. training certificate, and optional A subsidiary of Barter for Board, "Beginner's Luck," "EKG," "Double Inc. is the Summer Aide Referral Time," and "Sax Appeal." These six "Double Time" will get things Ronning will also be recruiting Service. This division places stu­ groups will present a total of sixteen moving with the sounds of Thelon- House Managers for the summer, a dents in homes in the Twin Cities different selections. ious Monk's "Well You Needn't" and suburbs during the ummer and "Moose the Mooch" by Charlie position which requires a minimum The jazz group "Beginner's Luck" months. Students are expected to Parker. of a 4-year degree in the human ser­ opens the concert with a rendition live In and work at least 40 hours per vice field. Ronning will also be of rock artist Frank Zappa's "Son of The group "Sax Appeal" will then week. The homeowner provides screening mentally retarded guests Mr, Green Genes." Following that, perform "Shortstop" by Shorty room and board as well as a salary. in Minnesota who could potentially the group will present "Blues for Rogers and "Angel Eyes" by Matt Most of the requests are for female qualify for this vacation program. Philly Joe" by Sonny Rollins. students from outside the metro Ronning's other two services also area. Their duties include child care provide jobs for students — in Min­ and" household tasks. The Summer International Publications nesota. Barter for Board, Inc., an Aide Referral Service was estab­ alternative approach to the tradi­ lished in mid-February, 1985. tional college housing, reduces liv­ ing expenses for college students in For further information, coi exchange for household help for J5attonal College $toetrp Conttsit Ronning at (612) 927-7875, or I homeowners, "Students need a cost Spring Concours 1986 effective alternative to the tradi- Eileen S. Ronning open to all college and university students desiring to have their poetry ; that table 3147 Webster AvenueS. tht d Ronning. St. Louis Park, MN 55416 anthologized. CASH PRIZES will go to the top five poems: Barter for Board, Inc. is a screen- ATTENTION: (1) BarterforBoard, Inc Fourfh ng and placement service that (2) Summer Aid. $15 Referral Service $100 $50 $25 Fi,,h '£UAUZtZis///j/////u////;i///;fTi First Ploc. Second Ploc, Third Ploce $10 Deadline: March 31 CONTEST RULES AND RESTRICTIONS: Weekly Specials! 1. Any student is eligible to submit his or her verse. 2. All entries must be original and unpublished. Wed. Feb., 26th: B@ EftSEpSeeas© Effigpie a® 3. All entries must be typed, double-spaced, on one side of the page only. Each poem must be on a separate sheet and must bear, in the upper left- hand corner, the NAME and ADDRESS of the student as well as the 7p.m. 8 9 10 11 COLLEGE attended. Put name and address on envelope also! 25 .50 .50 .50 75 4. There are no restrictions on form or theme. Length of poems up to ipjnpasasss $2.00 ALL NIGHT LONG fourteen lines. Each poem must have a separate title. (Avoid "Untitled"!) Small black and white illustrations welcome. m. 8 9 ra^ra mranmres» 7P 10 11 5. The judges'decision will be final. No info by phone! .50 .75 .75 1.00 1.25 6. Entrants should keep a copy of all entries as they cannot be returned. Thursday: 2 for 1 from 7:00p.m. to Prize winners and all authors awarded free publication will be notified 10:00p.m.• ! Tap beer and immediately after deadline. I.P. will retain first publication rights for bar drinks only accepted poems. Foreign language poems welcome. Friday: J.50 tap beer 7. There is an initial one dollar registration fee for the first entry and a $.75 bar drinks fee of fifty cents for each additional poem. It is requested to submit $1.00 can beer no more than ten poems per entrant. 8. All entries must be postmarked not later than the above deadline and 7:00p.m. to 10:00p.m. fees he paid, cash, check or money order, to: Saturday: HAYMAKER NIGHT INTERNATIONAL PUBLICATIONS An optional $5.00 charge; good for drinking from 7:00p.m. to 10:00p.m. P. O. Box 44044- L Bar drinks and Tap beer only! Los Angeles, CA 90044 February 26. 19H6 U Of M Athletic Program Under Scrutiny For Low Academics STATE CAPITOL, ST. PAUL, MN — wouldn't exist," he said. Pressure to win forces University of Through 1982, only 28 percent of Minnesota coaches to recruit star- all male students at the U of M on quality athletes who all too often do athletic scholarship graduated after not make the academic grade, said five years of coursework, according Herb Brooks, former U of M hockey to Frank Wilderson, Jr., U of M vice coach. His remarks came at a Febru­ president of Student Affairs. This ary 11 meeting of the Minnesota rate is one of the lowest in the Big House of Representatives Higher Education Division of the Education Committee. In 1983, the university developed an academic screening process to "When you, as a coach, fear losing help coaches decide which high your job because of a .500 season, school athletes to recruit, Wilderson you'll do anything to attract super­ said. A task force is now studying star athletes — no ones who you ways to improve athletic scholastics. know will do well in their classes," said Brooks in response to questions "The average fan would probably about a recently published Big Ten not notice a lower level of play if some of these changes were made," Wilderson said. "But, to keep com­ •'If the U wants to change its attitude petition equal, the Big 10 would all toward winning, the problem have to agree to the changes." Strong performances throughut the season helped eight Cougar wrestlers Cougars Top Southwest 85-79 to national tournament qualification. To Qualify For NAIA District 13 Playoffs -URel hit 2, and Jeff Olson, Clennwod, hit MORRIS — The University of 4) down the stretch to lead at the Eight Cougar Wrestlers Minesota, Morris men's basketball buzzer 85-79. team completed conference play on The Cougars were paced by Dan Sunday (February 23) with an Custafson (Mora) and John Van- Qualify For Nationals impressive 85-79 victory over Kempen (Morris) who had 26and 18 Southwest State University of Mar­ points respectively. -URel ied a berth e irthis shall. The Cougars are now 6-6 in the At 126 lbs., Mike Hendrickson Next Saturday, the Cougars will MORRIS — The University of conference and qualify for the (MorrisJ earned a trip to North travel to Winona State University to Minnesota, Morris wrestling team NAIA District 13playoffs for the first Dakota with a second place finish at face the Warriors in the first round qualified eight individuals for the time since entering the NAIA in 190 lbs. Maeyaert fell to Bob Lewis of the NAIA District 13 playoffs. NAIA National Wrestling Tourna­ 1983. from Westmar College of Iowa 16-8 Winona is led by Jason West and ment to be held March 6, 7, and 8 in in the championship match. The Cougars needed to win the Mark Hesse, averaging 21.4 poins Minot, ND. game in order to finish in third place and 15.5 games per game respec­ Competing in the NAIA Bi- Brad Hanson (Hawick) and Jeff in the conference and assure them­ tively. The Warriors struggled early District Tournament at Southwest Hubbard (Little Falls) both placed selves a playoff berth against Win­ in the year, but finished as one of State University in Marshall this past third to qualify for the national ona State University next Saturday, the hottest teams in the conference. Saturday, February 22, the Cougars tournament. Dan Stifter (Winsted) March 1. added four more names to the will make the trip as well, but was The Cougars v e of the! squad which will participate in the held out of the competition Satur­ UMM led Southwest throughout and a egam tournament. Four wrestlers — the day due to an elbow injury. Stifter the game, and captured their big­ really starting to gel as a team. They largest number of wrestlers the gest lead at 68-56 with three minutes are led in scoring by Dan Custafson ilifiede nthe Cougars have ever taken into post­ remaining on the clock. The Mus­ and Ira Whitlock (Pontiac, Ml), who with Don Rachel (Maple Lake) and season competition — have already tangs used a trapping defense to cut both average about 15 points per Jeff Needham (Apple Valley), earned that right by placing in major that lead to two at 75-73, but the game. A balanced offense and The Cougars have ten days to tournaments during the regular Cougars hit six consecutive free steady team play are UMM's prepare for the tournament in throws (John Van Kempen, Morris, strengths. Minot, and will be leaving on Tues­ Greg Dravis (Staples) finished in day, March 4. The Cougars had two first place last Saturday with a 38- All-Americans emerge from the second pin of Pat Einarson from national tournament last year, Cougar Shoot-Out Produces No Winners Loras College of Iowa. Dravis will Rachel and Jim Williamson of compete in the 118 lbs. weight class, Appleton. and was one of the Cougars who MORRIS — The "Great Cougar Kepner, Minneapolis. Shoot-out" ended last week at the University of Minnesota, Morris Persons who made two baskets with no winner driving home the were awarded five free passes and grand prize $15,000 automobile. five tanning sessions at the Athletic We rent fun at UMM! Club. Treff Hessee, Springfield; Bill The contest was held at half time Metjler, Long Prairie; Jerry Hanson, of all the regular season home Morris; Wendy Heaton; Harold f Outdoor Center 1 games of the UMM men's basket­ Claassen, Chokio; and Dan Sayles, ball team. Contestants who had Morris all put in two shots. their names drawn were given 25 Making one basket was good for seconds to make a lay-up, free @©S ®ffiS 02$ @B0®^ BJ3® throw, top of the "key" and half one free pass and tanning session at court shots. Automobiles furnished the Athletic Club. Those earning the on an alternating basis by Arvid passes were; Paul Huber, Canby; Beyer Ford Lincoln and Mercury John Gilbertson; Dan Grey, Morris; ^© QasT© S=<§©rjjfflter^ and Berger Chevrolet and Oldsmo- Brian Galles, Hutchinson; Skip She- BBS ipeeaejfjise fi

Opportunity Corner Dean Reviewed By: Gary L. Donovan Sociology/An thropology/LAHS Majors - Gary Donovan will meet The Committee to Review the personnel. If you did n t receive a Camp Friendship - will be on with Soc./Anthropology/LAHS ma­ t Chai foi ish to partici­ campus Tuesday, March 4 from jors on Thursday, February 27 from pate in the review, we would wel­ Affairs and Dean is currently con­ 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. to interview 4:00 to 5:00 p.m. in SS130 to discuss ducting the scheduled review of Eli­ come your input. Students may any div­ opportunities, internships, zabeth Blake's administrative per- and offic* e from 1979 to the present. ision office. Civil service personnel Questionnaires have beei may obtain a questionnaire at the Spring Qtr. Internships - should selected students and civil service Plant Services Office in Camden Hall. iblished and an internship learning contract completed before commencing the experi

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