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SEPTEMBER EVENTS

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CREDIT: SUBMITTED COFFEE & DONUT! of the week Dayna Pearce is a Falcon studying film. PRIZES SPONSORED BY CHARTWELLS 3 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ NEWS Fanshawe says farewell

ERIKA FAUST INTERROBANG For 41 years, Dr. Howard Rundle has been a constant pres- ence on Fanshawe’s campus. College President since 1995, he has seen thousands of students come and go, and has shaped the College’s reputation in the com- munity and around the world. “For 41 years, I looked forward to going to work most every day,” Rundle said in an August 28 retire- ment celebration. “For the past nearly 18 years, I have considered it an honour and a privilege to have held the position of Fanshawe College.” He said he can attribute his enjoyment of the position to three things: his hard-working and dedi- cated colleagues, supportive com- munity members, and the excited and energetic students. “This is an environment that’s hard to walk away from.” The August 28 celebration saw more than 300 attendees, including Fanshawe faculty and alumni, city councilors, Mayor Joe Fontana and presidents of colleges across CREDIT: JOHN SING Ontario. Video messages shown Chloe Rundle came to celebrate her grandfather’s retirement celebration throughout the evening included at the London Convention Centre on August 28. kind words and shared memories from members of Fanshawe’s Performing Arts the Howard W. Fanshawe College, but for Board of Governors, Alumni Rundle Building.” Howard, we know full well that his Association, Fanshawe Student At the August 29 celebration in time here, and what he’ll remem- Union, family members, old the Oasis restaurant on campus, ber from it, is the community with- friends and retired colleagues. Rundle was presented with another in, and that’s what this photo rep- CREDIT: STEPHANIE LAI This event is where Rundle’s big Fanshawe-focused gift: a mosaic resents,” said Kathy Bouma, learn- Peter Devlin met some students at the Oasis on September 3, his first surprise was unveiled. “What do of Fanshawe made up of over 500 ing consultant. day as president of Fanshawe College. you get the guy who’s got every- images of the Fanshawe communi- Rundle’s term as college presi- thing?” joked Crispin Colvin, chair ty. dent came to an end in late August. of the Board of Governors. “The “What I like about this is that Fanshawe’s new president, Peter Board has decided to name the Fanshawe College could have Devlin, took over the position on L.E.A.R.N. from mistakes, downtown Centre for Digital and given him a photo of a part of September 3. but don’t make any more

STEPHANIE LAI laws start getting broken and where INTERROBANG people cross the line and are disre- August 29 marked the beginning spectful to their neighbours.” of London Police initiative Project Steeves said the Project prevents L.E.A.R.N., which stands for Liquor community members from thinking Enforcement And Reduction of certain actions are acceptable. “We Noise. The project, now eight years don’t want students waking up the in the running, is a month-long pro- next day regretting their actions.” gram where law enforcement is at its “Without a project like this, busiest. actions may continue to go unrecog- “We will be enforcing the laws nized and/or perceived as being that are broken, which include liquor acceptable,” said Steeves. “We do it violations, urination in public, any not necessarily to punish, and that’s criminal acts, any noise violations,” why we get the message out early, as said Const. Ken Steeves, media rela- a preventative (measure).”          !"  tions officer for the London Police The Project is not a yearlong thing, Service. however. “The issues that are experi- The Project runs until the end of enced throughout the Project are not September, which is an exciting time necessarily experienced yearlong,”          for students, and a busy time for offi- said Steeves. “We allocate our cers. resources at this time of year for the      “That’s when most of the parties project. It isn’t something we can occur, right at the beginning of the necessarily conduct as an everyday       school season,” said Steeves. “We’re project because we’re taking not trying to discourage that. We resources from other areas to form       want to encourage students and this project.” everybody who partakes in these The focus of police patrol will be         events to do it responsibly.” Fanshawe communities, university Though Project L.E.A.R.N. is an communities and the downtown area. established annual program, inci- Steeves said students can’t really pre- dents like the infamous 2012 pare for anything, but hopes students            Fleming Drive riot can still happen. are aware that officers will be out “That was an isolated incident. It there. just got out of hand,” said Steeves. “If you’re going to host a party, do “We’ve never experienced anything your best to limit the number (of similar to that. And those that were attendees). If something is to occur, identified as lawbreakers were defi- you’ll be held accountable, you may       $ nitely held accountable. They were be responsible. And if you’re attend- charged accordingly and brought ing a party, the same thing. Be    ' " "" (       before the court.” respectful of the host,” he said.   ,*+-" Since L.E.A.R.N.’s inception in “If you’re going to have a party, 2005, students have been responsive that’s fine. The bottom line is, be to the Project, said Steeves. responsible and respectful of your “They’ve been very responsible neighbours and everybody else.”        !        )"  and respectful for the most part,” he      +#1**#/..#.+.-   %0& said. “Where the issues lay are when 4 NEWS Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

Aviation facility to jazz up programs

STEPHANIE LAI fling back and forth in one day; INTERROBANG their schedules will be appropriate- At the end of August, Fanshawe ly blocked. College announced the purchase of The purchase of the facility is facilities formerly owned by Jazz already garnering attention from Aviation at the London industry professionals. International Airport. These facili- “We have entertained a number ties will become home of of requests from folks in the indus- Fanshawe’s aviation program- try how they can potentially share ming. the space with us in some way, It also comes equipped with a developing a closer relationship 52,000 square foot hangar and with the students in our programs,” 30,000 square foot office building. said Coligan. The new facility comes with an “[The students] will get to know abundance of benefits for students people at the airport. They will get and what Dean Vertha Coligan of to know the folks from the industry the Faculty of Technology called who want to collaborate with us, an “authentic environment.” whether it’s in the provision of “The facility has been in use to educational programs and training, maintain commercial aircrafts,” applied research projects, so a said Coligan. “We feel that will much closer link to the industry prepare them better for the work- and learning environment.” place.” Coligan said the aviation com- “This facility will allow us to munity is aware of the changes and expand our fleet,” she said. “[It] is looking forward to working allows for all sorts of donations closely with the College. that will provide students with “We have great faculty, we have more varied practice.” great staff who are really commit- It remains unclear when students ted to quality, but the facility will be able to move into the new helps,” said Coligan. “How many facility, however. “It is likely that others have a facility like that?” there is less work that is necessary Coligan said this is just the in the hangar,” said Coligan. “It beginning of big things for avia- may be that we get in there much tion programming. sooner in terms of lab courses, and “I envision a future in which we perhaps the theory courses will fol- not only have programs related to low later when classroom space is aircraft maintenance, but also pro- appropriately prepared.” grams related to ground crew oper- She said there is a possibility for ations, airport operations and many a staggered transition, where “stu- more. We are looking closely at CREDIT: STEPHEN ECHAVIA dents may move sooner for labs developing a more detailed vision The newly named Howard W. Rundle Building in downtown London is still under renovation as construction that require hangar space, and do for our plans for program develop- crews aim to have Fanshawe’s newest campus open by mid October. the rest of their activity here ment. And those are underway instead.” now.” But students will not be shuf- Introducing Fanshawe’s School of Public Safety

STEPHANIE LAI suite of public safety programming INTERROBANG here in London,” said London Fanshawe College is uniting six Police Chief Brad Duncan. “This public safety programs, establish- will ensure an ongoing supply or ing the new School of Public skilled new professionals as well Safety in September 2014. The as training opportunities for local School will be adding up to 10 new emergency services.” programs by 2015, making it one The College will continue to of the biggest of its kind in work with community partners to Ontario. improve and expand the School’s “Fanshawe is constantly work- programming so the needs of the ing to create and adapt program- community are met, including a ming to meet the needs of students joint training facility aimed to and the labour market,” said retired develop professionalism. college President Dr. Howard Mark Hunter, the recently hired Rundle. “Bringing all our public interim chair of the School, will be safety programs together under the leading the School’s development School of Public Safety will ensure and continually working commu- students gain the real world experi- nity partners to establish new pro- ence and knowledge they need to grams. be successful.” Hunter has been a full-time Plans for the School of Public Fanshawe faculty member since Safety have been in motion since 1991 and worked with partners on 2011. Only after extensive discus- local, provincial and international sion and consultation from num- levels to create programs like bers of community partners did the Paramedic, Advanced Care project move forward. Paramedic, Emergency Medical Discussion and consultation led Technician and Emergency to the development of new and Telecommunications. unique programs including Fire “Mark’s extensive experience Alarm Inspection and Installation, and program development back- Fire Inspection, Emergency ground will be instrumental in Services Leadership and Advanced developing Fanshawe’s School of Police Studies. Public Safety,” said Dr. Ben Cecil, “The London Police Service is associate vice-president very pleased to be part of the Academic. development of a comprehensive 5 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ NEWS Be safe, drink savvy

STEPHANIE LAI INTERROBANG “I don’t remember a thing from last night.” It’s one thing to say it after a wild night of drinking, but more often than not, young women (and men) say it because their drinks were spiked with drugs. Thirty-one-year-old Mike Abramson experienced the effects of a date-rape drug a few years ago, celebrating a friend’s birthday

CREDIT: ERIKA FAUST at a club in Boston. Michelle Vrancic, from Fanshawe’s Marketing department, helped some “About halfway through, [my] students find their way during the first week of classes. first drink, it started to feel more like my 15th,” said Abramson. “One of the few things I remember after that is waking up with a mas- CREDIT: DRINKSAVVYINC.COM sive headache and substantial nau- If someone puts a date rape drug into your drink, the DrinkSavvy Glass sea.” will immediately provide a visible colour change to warn you to throw out Abramson was with friends who your drink. ensured he got home safely, how- ever. “I was either the target of being robbed, or I mistakenly took options to keep students safe. a lot more cautious. It would dras- a spiked drink that was meant for “We’ve considered anti-date- tically lower the percentage of someone else,” he said. rape coasters,” he said. “You’re somebody drugging someone in But not all victims who fall prey supposed to be able to put a drop of our bar.” to date-rape drugs are as lucky, and your drink on the coaster, and it Regardless, it is best to take pre- Abramson wanted to prevent would change colour to tell you.” caution at any establishment that future incidents. “I think the cups would be the serves alcohol. Abramson, founder of most effective because you’d be “Go out with friends, be around DrinkSavvy Inc., has developed able to tell immediately if there people that you are comfortable drinkware that detects drugs that was something in your drink just with. Don’t accept drinks from are slipped into a drink. With the by the colour of your cup,” said strangers, don’t leave drinks unat- help of two professors from his Deline. “It might be an issue when tended,” said Deline. “That way if alma mater, Worcester Polytechnic we’re doing pub nights or having something does happen, there’s Institute, plastic cups, straws and an event and it’s dark and you someone there at least to help can’t see the cup.” you.” CREDIT: ERIKA FAUST glasses will be available to the F Hallway was crowded during the first week of school as students wait- public mid-2014. Abramson could not be reached For more information on ed in line at the Bookstore. Gary Deline, operations manag- again to comment on that state- DrinkSavvy products, go to er of The Out Back Shack on cam- ment. drinksavvyinc.com. pus, said he would absolutely bring Will high-tech drinkware ward in DrinkSavvy products if cost off potential deviants and keep bar weren’t an issue. “We would have patrons safe? Make your voice heard these implemented. Any preven- “If there was a system in place tion or safety precautions we can that could potentially catch people take [for our guests and students], drugging others, at our bar specifi- with the class rep system there would be no issues of bring- cally, people would probably think ing them in.” twice about doing it,” Deline said. ERIKA FAUST said Stewart. Currently, Deline is exploring “I do believe that people would be INTERROBANG As the 2012/13 VP of Athletics See something in your class- and Residence Life, Stewart heard room or on campus that you want concerns from class reps about to change? If you want to make a everything from dirty classrooms difference during your time at to outdated software in the com- Fanshawe, consider signing up to puter labs to issues with profes- be a class rep. sors. “We hear anything,” he said. As the Vice President of Each of the FSU execs deal with External and Academic Affairs for problems that fall under their area the Fanshawe Student Union, one of expertise: Stewart sorts out of Matt Stewart’s duties is to problems with profs, VP organize the class rep system. “The Entertainment Allie Neeb deals class rep system allows the with entertainment issues, and full- Fanshawe Student Union execu- time FSU staff can help as well. tive team to reach out into the “A class rep is a valuable piece school and gather information of Fanshawe,” Stewart said. “It’s (from the students).” not just to give feedback, it’s also a Some programs divide students leadership role. You’re responsible up into sections, and in many for the happiness of your class, the cases, this “class” of students concerns of your class. With that sticks together throughout their responsibility does come a lot; it time at Fanshawe. During the looks good on a resume and you month of September, each class get a certificate at the end of the will have a meeting with their pro- year.” fessors to select at least one volun- New for this year, Stewart is teer to be a class rep for the year. looking into rewarding students Being a class rep means attend- who volunteer to be class reps. ing a biweekly meeting with the There will be a draw for a gift card Student Administrative Council every other week, and there will be member in charge of your academ- a draw for $200 worth of prizes at ic division. At the meetings, class the end of each semester. “It’s just reps voice their classmates’ con- a way to give back to our stu- cerns and ideas for improvement, dents,” he said. which the SAC members report to Your professors will have a the Fanshawe Student Union exec- meeting with you to find class rep utive team. volunteers in the coming weeks, In the weeks between the meet- and you can sign yourself up ings, the FSU execs meet to work online at fsu.ca/class_rep.php further on the issues. “Every two before September 27. weeks, we have a SAC meeting For more information about where we get the problem, and two class reps or SAC, contact Stewart weeks later, at the next SAC meet- at [email protected] or ing, we should have a solution,” 519-453-3720 ext. 249.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR [email protected] 7 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ OPINION

CONNOR DUNSTER TalesINTERROBANG fromare helpful training books and guides fast posted most of the store’s food profits come from the The Stench Hell everywhere in case you forget the proper pro- employees eating on breaks. It didn’t matter if You never really do get that stink off of you. With the school year starting and thousands cedure. it was the morning, afternoon or graveyard Even as I’m writing this, I can smell the grease of students flooding into London, there’s Everything was done a certain way, from shift, groups of people young and old go out of the fries and hamburgers lingering on my going to be some stiff competition battling table cleaning to pickle placement on the burg- beside the dumpsters and smoke up to handle grease-stained skin. It wasn’t just my work over the few available jobs. After months of ers. (Pickles are friends, not lovers. They making hamburgers and fake smiling at cus- uniform that stunk no matter how hard I searching, you might abandon your hope of shouldn’t touch.) It was a well-oiled machine tomers’ stupid faces for eight hours. washed it; the stink seeped onto any clothes I landing that dream job, become desperate, and run by the oily teenagers working there. You soon realize that at these places, safety brought into the store. I thought my backpack start applying anywhere… including fast food The Customers protocol and cleanliness get thrown out the and school clothes would be safe, but that five- restaurants. Before jumping on that ship, let Working the front counter of a fast food window when the restaurant is busy – that’s second walk through the kitchen to the break me paint you a picture of what it’s like to work restaurant for even just one week will quickly when serving the customers their food and get- room was enough for the stink to latch onto in the greasy underbelly of the fast food world. acquaint you with the “regulars.” These peo- ting them out of the restaurant is the number the fibres forever. My children’s children will The Training ple come in every single day and get the exact one objective. Managers often turned a blind inherit this smell; it sunk into my DNA and Working in the exciting world of fast food same order, rain or shine. Most often, they are eye when it got busy and it changed from a forever makes the Dunster lineage a bunch of was my very first job and for some reason the retired people who hobble into the store to restaurant into a free-for-all. Drop a chicken greasy fry-smelling people. Sorry, kids, good one I held onto the longest. I started when I enjoy our subpar coffee and stale muffins. nugget on the floor? Dust it off and hand it out. luck with that one. was 15, excited to be working at my very first They would sit there from morning to night, Sneeze while making a burger? Snot adds The Great Escape job and making my own money. This feeling getting refill after refill like it was their day extra protein. Drop a spatula inside the ice- After a good four years, I decided it was quickly faded. job, and for some of them, I guess it sort of cream machine? Say it’s a new promotional time for me to grow up and get a real job. I The interview is where your future manag- was. The problem was that they acted like they flavour. As long as the customer didn’t see, handed in my two-week notice when I was 19 er decides where your unique skills could best had diplomatic immunity; it didn’t matter if everything was fair game. To quote Henry years old. This was because I wanted to work be utilized. If you can speak a couple of the line of customers was going out the door, Winkler in The Water Boy, “What momma somewhere full-time and make more money, English words and can push buttons without they would happily butt in front and expect to don’t know can’t hurt her.” but mostly because some of the new employ- having a total mental breakdown, she’ll stick be served. Every fast-food place always has one man- ees they hired were young enough to not know you on front counter to take orders. If you However bad the “olds” were, they weren’t ager who just takes his job way too seriously. who Vanilla Ice was. I had a nightmare of can’t manage that, you’ll get stuck on grill. I as bad as the immobile blobs who actually He feels entitled to boss you around and make turning into that creepy guy who still works faked my way to front counter. ordered food. When the same people come in your job a living hell because he wears a dif- there and goes on in the break room telling sto- The training at fast food places is so in- every day and got a triple-bypass burger, large ferent coloured shirt and makes $1.40 an hour ries when a hamburger cost a nickel and you’d depth and precise, you could swear they were fries and a chocolate shake, you just want to sit more than you. My manager, let’s call her bring your best girl here for a date before hit- trusting you with transporting plutonium them down and tell them to get help. You were “Rochelle,” was a lifer. (Lifer: (noun) A per- ting up the quarry to skinny-dip. through a minefield of puppies. I soon realized basically working a double job: one as fast son who works at a low-level job for so long My advice is: stay in school and work hard that the less important job you have, the more food worker and one as the Grim Reaper, that it becomes their entire life.) Rochelle at it so you don’t end up being a lifer. If you training you’ll receive. handing customers their slow death on a plas- would constantly make me stay late after my do end up on that path, remember become a I remember my manager telling me that tic tray. shift was over to scrub down the fry machine manager get all the free food in the world and people often don’t get this right the first time, The Co-Workers or mop the entire lobby floor. When she was to splurge on yourself and buy some good while showing me in detail on how to use the If you’re ever wondering how the hell peo- feeling particularly evil, she would send me weed from the kids behind the dumpster. very complicated broom. That’s right, they ple can work at these places day after day for into the play area to clean up old pee and God teach you how to sweep properly, because low pay, long hours and verbal abuse by cus- knows what else out of the slides with nothing someone in the past screwed it up so badly that tomers, the answer is drugs – everyone is on but a rag and a spray bottle. I don’t know how now it must be included in training, and there drugs. People are so baked in these places that children so small can hold so much liquid.

TheAMY VAN ES many faces of art severe political message, there is always a ation is no longer what they represent: the INTERROBANG FSU Publications Office reason it was created, either personal, or soci- lavish royal portraits are no longer symbols SC1012 To write about something of infinite possi- etal or functional. After all, that’s why people of divine power, their meaning has taken on www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ bilities is an appropriate subject to the begin create anything. Your parents changed your a different hue in the modern age of democ- the school year. room into a home gym because Mom felt like racy, the Bauhaus designs are starting to look Publications Manager John Said [email protected] • 519.453.3720 ext. 224 We enter the year with ideas of what is and she would have time to get in shape now. stale, in need of Ikea’s revision to stay chic, Editor Erika Faust could be: homework, fast food, books, class- You decorated your locker in high school and your mom’s gym is now a constant [email protected] • 519.453.3720 ext. 247 es and parties. But by the end of the year, our because it made you feel like an individual in source of guilt from lack of use. Meaning Staff Reporter Stephanie Lai experience has usually turned into something the sea of students. Similarly, royal families changes as time goes on, however intention [email protected] • 519.453.3720 ext. 291 we didn’t intend. Perhaps you met a would hire artists to paint pictures of lavish is a necessity to qualify as art. Creative Director Jenna Hawkeye boyfriend or girlfriend, you’re now on the things like silk, gold chalices and religious Life itself can be a form of art. Every time [email protected] • 519.453.3720 ext. 229 honour roll, or you’ve decided to switch pro- symbols to remind the civilians that they are you buy a new shirt, choose which job you Advertising Sara Roach grams. powerful and should be idolized. want to take, form an opinion on a subject, [email protected] • 519.453.3720 ext. 230 Just as it is with the school year, the mean- Some people paint to calm themselves. doodle outside of the margins of your notes, Web Facilitator Allen Gaynor [email protected] • 519.453.3720 ext. 250 ing of a piece of art is difficult to define while Others draw a certain picture to learn a spe- you are making a decision and painting what Letters to the Editor it’s being created, as the intention invested is cific artistic skill (like sketching a human you want your world to look like. It has never [email protected] not always the meaning taken away from it. body to learn about anatomy). The Bauhaus been any different for the musicians, visual Graphic Design Contributors: It’s after it’s finished that we can look at it School in Germany created unique home artists, dancers and writers. Art is orchestrat- Hannah Marshall, Matt Van Lieshout and decide what it means to us. appliances that emphasized the beauty of ing creation; its significance is up to the audi- Photographer: Stephanie Lai, Stephen Echavia Art has served many purposes over the utility, and Ikea now draws inspiration from ence. Illustrator: years. From a pretty picture of a pear to a them. Often, what was intended in their cre- Amy Van Es Contributors: Susan Coyne, Connor Dunster, Nauman Farooq, Bobby Foley, Allen Gaynor, Stuart Gooden, Eshaan Gupta, Wendy Lycett, Alison McGee, Megan McPhaden, Hai Ha All I know is that I know nothing Nguyen, Natalie Quinlan, Gabby Scheyen, Marty a rather complex assortment of potential smarts – a so-called merit of “intelligence” (at Thompson, Nikki Ufimzeff, Michael Veenema, Amy Van responses depending upon your philosophical least according to North American standards) Es, Andrew Vidler, Joshua Waller FORK IN THE ROAD persuasion. – would prove a pathetic adversary to his/her Comics: ROSE CORA PERRY I suppose the easiest way to consider this “street smarts.” In fact, it wouldn’t be a stretch Dustin Adrian, Laura Billson, Robert Catherwood, www.rosecoraperry.com quandary is to first come to terms with the to say that you’d likely try very hard to Charles Colling, Chris Miszczak, and Andres Silva notion that there is no such thing as “knowl- befriend this individual in hopes that he/she edge” in a singular sense, but rather there are would teach you how to stay alive until your Cover Credit: The first thing one must acknowledge if one multiple “knowledges,” each of which prove SOS call was received. HANNAH MARSHALL ever wishes to grow and develop as a person suitable and important at different times and in So let’s start with this. Lesson 1: NEVER is to not only forget everything one supposed- different places. Ergo, there’s good reason as assume you are better, smarter or more capa- ly “knows,” but further to outright accept the to why the concept of measuring “intellect” ble than another individual, because truly cir- fact that quite frankly (paraphrased from the has been called into question for both gender cumstances dictate what’s valuable in terms of Editorial opinions or comments expressed in this newspaper reflect the views of the wise words of good old Socrates) one knows and cultural biases. “knowledge” far more than inherent talent. writer and are not those of the “nothing at all.” For example, you may possess an impres- Lesson 2: DON’T pigeonhole yourself into Interrobang or the Fanshawe Student Of course, being that you’re all students at a sive 4.0 GPA and be able to articulate the laws believing there is only one form of intelli- Union. All photographs are copyright 2011 highly acclaimed educational institute, this of physics, but that skill would not serve you gence. Just because those of us living on this by Fanshawe Student Union. All rights sounds like a rather ironic statement. well if you should find yourself stranded on a side of the globe value certain traits in aca- reserved. The Interrobang is published weekly by the Fanshawe However, there is a great difference between a desolate island in a fight for survival against a demics and the working world does not mean Student Union at 1001 Fanshawe College Blvd., Room SC1012, London, Ontario, N5Y 5R6 and distributed through the “knowledgeable” individual and one who kid who grew up in the Bronx. Let’s take this that they are the most important nor most Fanshawe College community. merely has an impressive collection of facts analogy further and assume your opponent has valuable traits to possess when it comes to Letters to the editor are welcome. All letters are subject to edit- and/or figures (depending upon your savvy) been tossed from orphanage to foster home navigating life effectively. ing and should be emailed. All letters must be accompanied by under his/her belt. and back again, not to mention has spent In sum, some of the most ignorant incom- contact information. Letters can also be submitted online at So then what exactly defines “knowledge”? months at a time living on the streets fighting petent assholes I’ve met in my day have been www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ by following the Interrobang links. It’s seemingly a simple question, but one with for any scraps he/she can get. Your book the most highly educated. I rest my case. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 8 [email protected] OPINION Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

Liberal party leader admitted to recreational pot use, and legalization may become a part of the Liberal Party platform. Pot and politics: The new “Green” Party VICTOR DE JONG INTERROBANG Federal Liberal Party leader Justin Trudeau has made legalizing marijuana one of his policies as he tests the waters ahead of a titanic federal election against incumbent Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The topic of legalization has surfaced repeatedly over the years from what would seem to be unlikely sources like former Supreme Court Judge Louise Arbor through the Global Commission on Drug Policy. While legalization would be incongruous with Harper’s platform, it has become a defining policy in the formative stages of Trudeau’s 2015 election bid. Canada has long been known for its leniency when it comes to marijuana use and possession. For proof of this, look no further than the lack of backlash over the leaders of the federal Liberal and NDP parties, Justin Trudeau and Thomas Mulcair respectively, admitting to recreational marijuana use in interviews with Huffington Post Canada. In fact, there was more controversy about Trudeau’s shocking confession that he’s not Civil rights on the other a coffee drinker than about his admission of smoking pot. If you have any doubts about the blasé attitude law enforcement has about pot, just go to Parliament Hill on April 20 at 4:20 side of the planet, Part 1 p.m. Thousands of people converge on the secution. He spoke about the redemptive sprawling lawns to openly smoke up under power of suffering, a key motif throughout the gaze of police who are there to address the Bible, especially in the New Testament NOTES FROM DAY SEVEN concerns about minors and trafficking but (Jesus’ suffering brought forgiveness for sin MICHAEL VEENEMA mostly to help partakers navigate the traffic [email protected] and release from death). lights crossing Rideau Street. King spoke about the Christian creed that Vancouver has played host to such a pro- God “created all people as equal.” He looked liferation of grow-ops that “B.C. Bud” is About two weeks ago it was 50 years for the day when “every valley [would] be much sought after by cannabis connoisseurs since August 28, 1963. That was the day that exalted, the rough places made plain, and the across North America. Maybe it’s because of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. deliv- crooked places made straight.” Again, his extensive dealings with low-level dealers ered his famous “I have a dream” speech in expressions straight out of the Bible. As he and minor possession charges that Washington, D.C. Praise for King, a Baptist came to the end of the speech, King spoke of Vancouver Police Chief Jim Chu is one of pastor, and this speech (he gave many other the day when, through the abolition of racist the top advocates for dropping the criminal speeches and sermons) poured out via the laws, “the glory of the Lord shall be revealed charge for minor possession in favour of Internet, radio, and printed media all through and all flesh shall see it together.” handing out tickets instead. that week. This hope in the glory of the Lord, King Along with two federal party leaders, An assassin killed King shortly after the said, was the faith that would carry him back Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne and Nova speech. But his work did not fail. The United to the South where his work would continue. Scotia Premier Darrell Dexter, have also States saw anti-black laws that harkened Then, recalling the story of God releasing admitted to smoking pot. Even Stephen back to the days of slavery in the South the Israelites from slavery in ancient Egypt, Harper’s finance minister, Jim Flaherty, has struck down. King ended with the thrilling words, “Free at come clean about trying it, so bring on the One of the interesting things about that last, free at last, thank God almighty we are CREDIT: DRMARTINLUTHERKING.NET quips about his pipe dream of ending the most famous of King’s speeches is the back- free at last.” American civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther federal deficit by 2015. and-forth between King and audience. Civil rights is no longer the issue in the King Jr. The crux of the legalization issue is the Watching the video (it runs less than 20 min- United States that it was half a century ago. shortage of actual opponents to the policy. utes, and YouTube even posts a condensed Since then, perhaps the most famous – and during its “Cultural Revolution,” there is no When several of the most prominent politi- version of about five minutes) you might successful – struggle for civil rights took noticeable Christian underpinning to the cians in the country admit to using or having feel like you are at a Black church service. place in the 1990s. Apartheid was abolished civil rights movement there. Next week I used it, the question is, why are we forcing As King’s passion begins to rise, the audi- in South Africa. Again, as with the civil will look at the art of Ai Weiwei who is per- the sale and distribution underground? The ence cheers and applauds like a Black rights movement of the 1960s, it is not pos- haps the most well-known rights advocate in chief argument made in favour of legaliza- church audience voicing its “amens” in sible to imagine that that would have hap- China today. While his art has been on dis- tion is that the government could control the response to a sermon. pened without the imagination and courage play in the Art Gallery of Ontario all this distribution, and profit from the taxation of But it is not only the audience interaction of Christian leaders, especially that of summer, he is not permitted to leave his marijuana in much the same way as they do with King that brings to mind a church serv- Anglican Bishop Desmond Tutu. And the country. with alcohol. The existing legislation is a ice. It is the content of his speech. The post-apartheid Truth and Reconciliation With the absence of Christian motifs, his drag on law enforcement officers who are speech, especially the closer it gets to the Hearings were founded on the Christian work has a different accent from that of Rev. tasked with pursuing those suspected of pos- end, is shot through with phrases lifted understanding that injustice must be brought King. Nevertheless, is there a connection session and are then obligated to perform straight from the Christian Bible. King to light and reconciliation must be achieved between Ai Weiwei’s art and the message of hours of paperwork for a relatively minor spoke about Blacks and their White support- for a nation to move forward. the Christian church? More next week. offence. ers not being satisfied “till justice rolls down Today, with many changes taking place Michael Veenema was a chaplain at There’s little doubt that history will show like water and righteousness like a mighty on the other side of the world in China, that Fanshawe College until 2004. Currently he the Conservative party was on the losing stream.” He recognized that some, just country is emerging as a source of civil lives in Nova Scotia where he is a side of the legalization debate and that could released from jail for marching in civil rights rights advocates, often persecuted. However, Presbyterian minister serving a United become obvious in as soon as two years protests, had come through great “trials and perhaps because the Chinese government Church congregation, and is a chaplain with when the next federal election comes tribulations.” He spoke about storms of per- evicted Christian organizations from China the Department of Justice. around. 9 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES SMART moms are going back to school

STEPHANIE LAI “People like Sisters of St. INTERROBANG [Joseph’s], Scotia Bank … these Single Women In Motherhood are the communities that have (SWIM) will be hosting its third stepped up to the plate to say, ‘We annual SMART event, honouring can do this, we can provide that mothers and those pursuing a post- support for single moms,’” said secondary education. Scholarships Ricketts. will be awarded during the cere- Ricketts said that post-second- mony. ary education is important now SWIM founder and executive more than ever. “Back in the day, director Ann Marie Ricketts said you did not need an education, winners are selected through a piece of certificate or that paper to nomination process. What she show for you to get a good job.” CREDIT: SONGKICK.COM looks for in a winner is “a mom The scholarships are awarded in The face of live music in Canada is changing. who believes in herself. A mom hopes that recipients will achieve who has gone through the journey. their goals. Who’s fallen and gotten up. Who “[I hope winners achieve] a has consistently come back at life, graduation and a certificate,” she Why you should care about live music no matter how hard things are said. “That’s what we want to see, thrown at them, and who have that is that completion of their pro- such, that fee could be arranged to have the memory of a unique expe- determination.” gram, their certificate on their be spread over multiple shows or rience, you’ll be sending a mes- “[The scholarship] was created wall.” not; having entered with approval, sage to booking agents, promoters to help empower and encourage “Rest if you must, but don’t BOBBYISMS foreign acts could book more and bands that live music in single moms to give that extra kick quit,” said Ricketts. “When you BOBBY FOLEY shows to support the application, London is worthwhile, in many to get through their education,” believe in yourself, anything is making it a much simpler cost to ways the most substantial impact said Ricketts. possible.” bear. you can make. The amount of the scholarships The event Strong Mothers I write about random things a Under the new regulations, ven- For more of the latest in music is to help mothers in any way to Achieving Remarkable Triumphs lot. I write a lot about random ues must apply and pay the new news, album streams and local complete their education. “Even if will be held September 28 at the things. Over the course of the year, $275 fee in addition to the $150 concert dates, consider following it’s $500 or $200, it helps. One Hilton (300 King St.). Tickets are I’m going to feature a lot of stories per person fee already in place, this column on Twitter @fsu_bob- book [paid for] is amazing,” she $50 – call 519-432-5454 for about live music here in the city bringing the total up to $425 per byisms. Don’t forget to check out said. details. and interviews with bands coming person, per venue, and unprotected frosh events on campus at fsu.ca. Money for the scholarships is For more information about to London to perform, and I by caps of any kind. I’m out of words. fundraised from organizations SWIM, go to singlewomeninmoth- strongly recommend you check What does this mean for within the community. erhood.com. them out. London? Large venues like At the risk of stating the obvi- Budweiser Gardens likely won’t ous, live music is an experience have much trouble presenting ZZ unlike any other. The music scene Top or the Dixie Chicks as sched- here in London is as unique as they uled in November, but smaller come; from the grungy club to the venues around the city may very country bar, the chic bistro to the well see a sharper decline in per- broad music hall, London has a formances by international artists stage for any style of music and due to the higher fees. every kind of crowd. From an outside perspective, it’s However, recent changes to fed- easy to think of the regulation eral regulations surrounding for- changes as damaging to arts and eign workers announced early in culture in our country – Canadian August by the Honourable Jason music has always faced challenges Kenney, Minister of Employment, looking for an audience beyond Social Development and our borders, and placing such Multiculturalism, could forever restrictions on international artists change the climate of live music in entering Canada threatens to fur- Canada. ther isolate our culture. But we’re On July 31, new changes quietly not powerless; thousands of citi- took effect that sharply increase zens opposed to the new fees have fees that certain live venues have taken to the Internet to rally sup- to pay to present international port, driving discussion online artists in their establishment. In through Twitter and by means of a Canada, certain businesses must petition on change.org. apply for a Labour Market Opinion If this story concerns you, there in order to employ foreign work- are three things you can do to help ers, like venues across the country advocate a change. First, sign the that have a primary business other petition “Canadian Government: than music but that still regularly Don’t ruin live music with $425.00 feature live performances – like charge per international artist per bars, restaurants, coffee shops and performance in Canada” by visit- art galleries. ing change.org/canadamusic and Intended to create more opportu- add your name to the 150,000 they nities for Canadian talent, the reg- aim to collect. ulations introduced a new applica- Next, you can contact the tion fee of $275 to venues for each Honourable Jason Kenney directly musician and every member of by Twitter @kenneyjason or using their staff or entourage (manager, the hashtag #Music4Canada to say sound person or tech, etc.) while that live music is important to you. eliminating crucial payment caps Phone, email and mailing address- previously in place. es in Calgary and Ottawa are also Historically, venues applying to included on his website at present international artists or jasonkenney.com. groups would be faced with a fee And most importantly, support of $150 per work permit per per- live music every chance you get by son, capped at a total of $450 and taking in a concert here on campus applicable only once to the per- or at one of our infamous venues formers’ entry into Canada. As across the city. Not only will you 10 LIFESTYLES Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

Share and share alike

STEPHANIE LAI In addition to individual dona- INTERROBANG tions, “we’ve been very lucky that Tucked away in B1050 is the we’ve had particular student Sharing Shop, a donation-based groups or particular staff depart- establishment that helps students ments that do a drive for non-per- in financial need. ishable foods.” New Counselling and Wey said the Shop’s importance Accessibility department hire Amy is to not only help struggling stu- Romao will be heading up the dents but to also “raise awareness Sharing Shop this year. “There are to students that there are some of other community-based programs their peers that are having difficult that students can tap into. But times.” within our community, we have “It’s important for the Fanshawe the Sharing Shop that people don’t community … With a community even know about … Students in of 16,000 students, we will have need or in a temporary bind can students who have run into finan- use the Sharing Shop for used cial difficulties and don’t have clothing, textbooks and food,” she ready support. We know that stu- said. dents who are struggling financial- The Shop is intended for stu- ly don’t have enough to eat and are dents in need and is therefore not going to be able to do well in linked with Counselling and school.” Accessibility, said Lois Wey, sen- Wey said the Sharing Shop was CREDIT: CANOE.CA ior manager of that department. “If started because there was a need in Binge drinking is a major problem among young people in college. It can lead to alcohol poisoning or even a there are underlying financial the College. “We were seeing stu- trip to the emergency room. issues, or underlying issues that dents that were running into diffi- make it a recurring problem, we culty and were hungry, and would encourage those students to thought we should have a commu- speak with a counselor as to what nity response that would be here,” else they’ll need to be in better she said. “An ongoing service.” When drinking gets out of control financial shape.” Romao wants the Shop to con- “They’ll come because they’re tinue to be a success and has her having a personal crisis, and that’s own goals. “I would like to see that GABBY SCHEYEN even worse.” absorption and effects of alcohol. when a counsellor will tell them our community here within the INTERROBANG Madison is only one of many Also, talk to your friends and make about the Sharing Shop,” said college has given so much, or Going out with your friends and teens who over-drink and suffer them aware of your concerns. Ask Romao. donated so much that we have to having a drink or two is usually no the consequences. Ontario’s them to help you stay on track and Donations range from cash to turn to our outer community to big deal, but when those drinks Ministry of Health and Long-Term limit your drinks. clothes, from food to hygiene give the excess to them. To have become six or seven, there could Care reported in 2007 that one- While you’re drinking, there are products, and both students and that overflow of support and vol- be a serious problem developing. quarter of 12- to 19-year-olds had a few more precautions that you staff can donate. “We strongly unteers.” Some people may not even real- consumed five or more drinks – can follow to keep you safe. The encourage students and staff and “I think it’s great to lead by ize that they are binge drinking, considered “heavy drinking” – on first thing you should do is make faculty to give when they can. example. I believe it’s great for especially younger people. When at least one occasion in the past sure you keep track of how many There are donation boxes around networking and it’s great experi- asked if she knew what binge year. drinks you have. Just because a the college,” said Wey. ence. I want to be able to give back drinking was, Madison (who asked Alcohol poisoning can be very nice guy offers to buy you a drink Look for Sharing Shop donation and help those that are in need,” that we change her name to protect dangerous and can cause seizures, does not mean you should accept bins near the Library (L1003), said Romao. her privacy), an 18-year-old high- vomiting, hypothermia, permanent it, especially if you’ve had a few General Studies Division (E2035), “[Another] goal would be to school student who has suffered brain damage, severe dehydration already. Pacing yourself is very Human Services Division have every student know about the the consequences of binge drink- and even result in death. “Often the important. If you throw back (D3024), Counselling and Sharing Shop,” she said. ing, said, “Isn’t that when you only treatment is oxygen support, drinks too quickly, you will not be Accessibility Services (F2010), Have we accomplished that one drink so much that you pass out?” fluid and time for recovery. IV able to tell how much it is affecting Student Union office (SC2001) yet? This is a common misconception. fluid helps flush the alcohol you until the effects begin to set in. and outside the Shop. Binge drinking is consuming through the system a little faster Blood alcohol content does not rise large quantities of alcohol in a sin- and helps rehydrate, minimizing immediately, so you should try to gle sitting. It does not necessarily the hangover experience,” said limit yourself to one drink per hour mean that you black out, but this Evans. to prevent overdrinking in a short large quantity of alcohol will have It only takes one bad night to amount of time. One smart thing to other negative effects on your ruin relationships with family do that will also help you pace body. “Your body is poisoned by members and friends. “My family yourself is to have a glass of water excessive intake of alcohol. We lost all trust in me and it took over after each drink. This will keep see every age group come in the two years for them to let me hang your hands busy and prevent hang- ER from binge drinking, but more out at other people’s houses. This over symptoms like dehydration. commonly ages 18 to 24 on the is not something you can just for- Do not be afraid to help people weekend from parties. We see peo- get about,” said Madison. who are in need. If you suspect a ple as young as 12,” said Darlene Something like this not only friend is drinking too much or may Evans, an emergency room doctor affects a person as an individual, have alcohol poisoning, don’t hes- formerly based in London. but everyone who is close to them itate to call for help. On campus, When Madison was 16 years as well. you can go to Counselling and old, she began to drink casually There are a few precautions that Accessibility Services in F2010. with friends on the weekends. you can take to prevent binge “I learned my lesson and I will Eventually her binge drinking drinking when going out with your never ever drink that much went too far and she suffered alco- friends. again… It’s not worth it,” said hol poisoning. “Waking up and not Try bringing a specific amount Madison. No one wants to wake up knowing where I was is the scari- of money – this way you won’t in a hospital. In no way is that a est thing that’s ever happened to overspend on beverages. Suggest sign of a good night. Drinking can me,” she remembered. “Realizing I going out to eat before drinking, be a fun, social experience, if you NEED MONEY was in the hospital made me feel because food slows down the keep it under control. ELECTION POLLING CLERKS NEEDED Tuesday, October 1st, 2013 from 10 am – 2 pm Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013 from 10 am – 2 pm

Please bring a class schedule to the FSU O ce in room SC2001, by September 20th at 3 pm HELP WANTED 11 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES Craig Cardiff brings folk roots to Fanshawe

NIKKI UFIMZEFF INTERROBANG Craig Cardiff is a Canadian singer and songwriter from Waterloo, Ontario. At 37 years old, he has made a name for himself in North America and some parts of Europe. During his performances, Cardiff makes an effort to include the audience. He describes it as keeping the relationship personal with his fans by creating a connec- tion. In January 2011, he started passing around notebooks he calls the Book of Truths as a way of connecting with the audience. Cardiff enjoys playing in non-tra- CREDIT: HAI HA NGUYEN ditional venues such as boathous- es, camps, prisons, docks, cafés, living rooms and backyards. Cardiff has released 15 albums, Lana Del Rey’s which include live and studio albums. His latest album, Floods and Fires, is considered to be one of his most ambitious musically “gangster Nancy and lyrically. “I feel like everybody talks about writing a great song, and I feel like everybody is trying to Sinatra” style write the same song, which is tying all the knots and fitting all the puz- zle pieces,” said Cardiff in a May silhouette for the past few seasons 2012 article by Roots Music CREDIT: SONGKICK.COM and it will continue to represent one Canada. Craig Cardiff brings his singing and songwriting talents to Fanshawe THE SHOPPING BAG of the looks she does best, combining “That’s why all great songs are College for a free noonhour show in Forwell Hall on September 12. HAI HA NGUYEN retro silhouettes with a casual and songs everybody can connect to [email protected] modern touch. The studs on these and identify with. For me, all the fear, everything becomes clear, Cardiff will be performing on shorts work with the stripes and are work that went into the album … and all the songs connect.” campus on September 12 at noon not overpowering with the jewellery. choosing to be awake when it’s In 2012, Floods and Fires was in Forewell Hall. Admission is There are many facets to Lana Del (Garage, $25) easier to be asleep, that’s where it nominated for a Juno Award for free, so come out and enjoy the Rey’s ever-evolving style; she 3. Nude Pumps and Envelope all started. Within the framework Roots and Traditional Album of roots of folk music. reveals a little glimpse of change in Style Clutch: This duo allows all the of choosing to be happy instead of the Year: Solo. every music video, especially in other details of the outfit to stand out “Born to Die.” while keeping the outfit classy. This Del Rey describes her style as envelope-style clutch is slightly HALL CENTENNIAL – ON LONDON, “gangster Nancy Sinatra,” consisting rounded with a band of snake-skin of gold chains, chic retro silhouettes texture. (Pumps: Aldo, $100; Clutch: accompanied by an underlying clas- H&M, $29.95) sic touch. 4. Gold Jewellery: The gangster An animal or reptile is strategical- Nancy Sinatra style calls for a thick ly placed in her music videos to gold chain, but to take it to a whole enhance the visual and symbolism in new level, it’s paired with a beautiful her music. The featured outfit is an pair of leopard earrings and a leopard adaptation of Del Ray’s style mixed bracelet with a chain band. The con- with the styling and use of tigers in trast of gold, black and rhinestone her “Born to Die” music video. detailing makes the leopard earrings The form-fitting silhouette of the and bracelet great statement pieces to striped cropped top and high-waisted add detail to any ensemble. shorts embody the retro element of The jewellery is inspired by Del Del Rey’s style. A nude clutch and Rey’s use of animals in her music almond-toed platform pumps add the videos; they convey powerful mes- neutral and classic touch Del Rey sages of strength, animal instinct and often channels in her makeup. the co-existence of human and Finally, no Lana Del Rey look is nature. (All jewellery from Aldo complete without bold gold jew- Accessories, Necklace: $15; ellery. This look is on the casual side Bracelet: $15; Earrings: $10) of her style, but she always balances Style icon Lana Del Rey is able to it out with her classic ’50s waxy hair, combine so many themes together striking makeup and a piece of bold without clashing the themes or over- jewellery. doing the look in just a few pieces 1. Striped Crop Top: This top fits paired together! The key points of like a glove and can make any outfit Del Rey’s look is the mix between instantly look trendy! The neckline casual and powerful femininity. makes it extremely easy to pair with Hai Ha Nguyen loves to discover any kind of necklace – it just depends the new trends in street fashion, on what kind of look you wish to accessories and styling. Follow her channel. Naturally, the thick gold on Instagram at instagram.com/mis- chain works for Del Rey’s look and shaihanguyen for the trendiest pieces the gold is great contrast against the this season! If you have a suggestion thin stripes. (Garage, $14.90) or feedback for her column, send her 2. High-Waisted Studded an email at Shorts: Del Rey repopularized this [email protected].

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Make your dorm room feel like home

white dorm room, I have some obeying the residence rules! simple and inexpensive tips on Need a little extra storage? TURN BORING how to make your dorm room feel Adding a nightstand or bookshelf SPACES BEAUTIFUL a little more like home! in your room is an easy solution to BRITTANY ROACH The easiest way to personalise give you some more storage space. your dorm room is to add artwork. I know from firsthand experience This may seem a little tricky, that one of these items can fit into Welcome, new Fanshawe because you’re not allowed to drill your space without making your College resident students! This holes in the wall to install picture room feel cluttered. year may be a huge change for you, hooks. The simple solution to this Last but not least, one more easy moving away from home and is to use 3M Command hooks to way to add a little more personali- being on your own for the first hang your artwork and photos. ty to your dorm room is to add an time! This whole experience can These hooks stick to the wall and area rug. With everyone having the be very exciting yet a little scary. can be removed without leaving same generic carpet, an area rug is When I first moved into any sort of residue, making it a rez- a great way to add a splash of Fanshawe’s rez, one thing that friendly product! colour and personality into your helped me feel at home was per- No door on your closet? No space. sonalizing my dorm bedroom. problem! One simple solution to You can purchase most of these Residence will be your home for covering up your closet belongings items to personalise your dorm the next eight months. Being a stu- is to purchase a tension rod, which room at any Walmart, Target or dent of Interior Design, I know does not require any holes to be Canadian Tire. how important it is to have a space drilled into the wall, and two cur- Making your dorm room feel a that reflects you. With the rules tains that are suitable to your taste. little more like home is easy and and restrictions of what you can This is a simple way to cover up inexpensive! and cannot do to your generic what is in your closet while still

Dahl is much more than a children’s book author

A word of warning: not every story within this book is comedic READING BETWEEN in nature. Dahl isn’t especially THE LINES well-known for his ability to write ESHAAN GUPTA [email protected] horror, but believe me when I say that the stories in this book will put more than enough faith in you. Considered one of the quintes- Some of the tales that stand out sential children’s authors, Roald in this book include: Dahl needs no introduction to “Madame Rosette”: A story of many, with familiar works such as some young soldiers in the African Charlie and the Chocolate factory, theatre of World War II looking Fantastic Mr. Fox, and James and for a fun night out. An interesting the Giant Peach having reached period piece about what soldiers millions. did on their off time, drawing Dahl’s stories were whimsical insight from Dahl’s experiences and unusual, but most importantly during the war. they understood that kids were “The Landlady”: A tired merely inexperienced with life, not young man walks into an inn with stupid. As such, rather than talk a stale atmosphere and an odd down to young readers, his books landlady. One of the more unset- featured black comedy that pushed tling stories in the book. what age-appropriate really was, “The Great Switcheroo”: The where much of the appreciation for less said about this story, the bet- his work is born. ter. The kind of story you’d find in Dahl easily ranks alongside Dr. an underground pulp rag, but with Seuss and many other such authors a mark of high society. for penning books with a universal “Royal Jelly”: First published age appeal. in the Twilight Zone Magazine, With that said, his children’s this story easily betrays its intent books easily overshadow his on sucking you into a yarn that equally excellent adult material. could easily make an episode of While only having released a the TV show. handful of adult novels, Dahl’s “Pig”: A small-town boy who is forte lay in short stories, with sev- near-brainwashed about the virtues eral compilations published. Of of vegetarianism is set loose in the course, with the numerous stories big city. Written in an absurdly being difficult to digest comes The fairy tale-like manner, this is easi- Best of Roald Dahl, a compilation ly one of the more blackly hilari- that draws his best stories from ous stories written. other compilations (isn’t this get- “Genesis and Catastrophe”: ting to be a recurring theme) into Just read it. The less you know one paperback. about this one, even better. Dahl’s writing for adults only The Best of Roald Dahl, being a gains more wit and gallows compilation drawing from compi- humour that his children’s novels lations, only offers a taste of the had to lose, the stories within this dark wit he has to offer. Consider it book being mostly about very an introductory guide to the rest of adult subjects (ranging from affairs his excellent short story compila- and moral quandaries to the tions. author’s own experiences serving Reading Between The Lines in the military) but retaining all the explores books that you may have sly charm. Despite a majority of missed out on that are worth your the stories being set within a some- while. If you have a book to sug- what warped, but nevertheless gest, email Eshaan at earthly reality, the whimsy that [email protected]. often shapes the world of his sto- ries is still ever-present. 15 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES

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When franchises die, Part 1

garnered it enough popularity to up to $400 at auctions today. With spawn a handful of sequels, adding the game’s source code lost, mak- GAMING THE more tracks, characters and the ing any chance of a port impossi- SYSTEM option for split screen multiplayer. ble, the only way to play this title is ESHAAN GUPTA [email protected] The series peaked with the release with the use of an emulator or of the 3DO remake (also titled mod-chipped Saturn. Road Rash, and later ported to the After jumping ship to the Xbox If a falling tree kills a video Saturn, PlayStation and PC), fea- with 2002’s Orta game series and there’s no one turing amazingly detailed (for the (also a very good entry that’s easy there to hear it, does anyone care? time) fast-moving graphics, full- to find and backwards-compatible None of us hear the end of com- motion video cutscenes, and a on the 360 for those interested), the CREDIT: STEPHANIE LAI plaints about franchises being kickass soundtrack by grunge rock series has been all but active. The Oasis is one of several places on campus to grab a bite to eat. milked dry. Call of Duty, Final bands like Soundgarden and However, those in need of their Fantasy, take your pick. But while Swervedriver. Two more dragon-flying fix will be pleased some franchises could use the PlayStation entries and a Nintendo with the arrival of the spin-off proverbial Old Yeller treatment 64 remake later, the series breathed series Crimson Dragon (featuring Feast your eyes and leave us with more good mem- its last with Road Rash: Jailbreak a new setting and the efforts of ories than sour, there exists the on the Gameboy Advance in 2003, series creator Yukio Futatsugi) on flipside – franchises that died pre- and has been missing since. the . maturely due to poor sales or Panzer Dragoon Jet Set Radio reception or for no reason whatso- Marking the first entry as a Jet Set Radio proved that games on Fanshawe ever. Aside from a few “i wish they launch title with the surprise North could be fun without being overtly brought it backkk :(” comments on American release of the Sega violent (or at least committing acts NATALIE QUINLAN INTERROBANG to name a few. YouTube gameplay videos, these Saturn, Panzer Dragoon was a of violence). Debuting on the Another trendy spot on campus franchises have been forgotten solid entry into the console’s Dreamcast, JSR was set in a Hungry? Fanshawe’s got you includes Olive Oyle’s (A1001), a since their sad death. library. Boasting rich and colourful colourful, near-future Tokyo filled covered. With an array of cuisine deli that prepares delicious sand- Road Rash graphics, a beautiful orchestral with graffiti gangs vying for tag- choices to choose from, satisfying wiches, soup, a variety of salads, The series originally began life soundtrack, and a very cool sci-fi- ging space in the bustling metropo- that rumbling tummy of yours has Starbucks coffee and pastries. on the Sega Genesis in 1991, fantasy setting, this rail-shooter lis. Players were challenged to tag never been so convenient. On the other hand, The Out breaking away from the archetype about a post-apocalyptic world over rival graffiti with their own, For those of you who are new to Back Shack bar and grill offers an of arcade motorcycle games, with populated with dragons and mon- as well as recruiting new gang the college, Fanshawe has a cash- expanded roadhouse-style menu. its violent and fun combat along- sters sold well enough to spawn a members by showing off their free way of purchasing your next The OBS is known for its good side its cast of colourful and sequel, Panzer Dragon II Zwei. rollerblading skills. An equally- meal, all through the simplicity of eats, new music nights and themed humorous stereotypes. Road Rash Panzer Dragoon Saga, a spinoff good followup, Jet Set Radio your campus card. Not only does pubs nights on Thursdays. differed itself by placing its races RPG, marked the last Saturn Future, came about in 2002 as part your campus card give full-time Switching it up a bit, Oasis (in in real-world highways and detail- release for the franchise. Despite of an Xbox bundle, but aside from students access to classrooms, labs SC Building) allows staff and stu- ing them realistically with pedes- the acclaim Saga received, with the an HD re-release on the PC, the and buildings, part of your London dents to select from a stir-fry and trians, cars and buildings, rather game still making many greatest- series’ dance and hip-hop music transit bus pass, and library privi- pasta station, breakfast nook, veg- than boring stretches of racing cir- of-all-time RPG lists, the game has been silenced. leges, it can also be used to pur- gie bar with fruit and soup, fresh cuits. The game’s comic portrayal only existed as a paltry 30,000 Check out part two of this list in chase food on campus. sandwiches and subs, coffee, cap- of illegal underground street racing copy run, and as such, commands next week’s paper! After picking up your campus puccinos and flaky pastries. card, students can purchase their If you’re in the mood for more meal plan by visiting the fast-food options, Falcon’s Nest Bookstore (F1002). Non-residence (beside Forwell Hall) offers pizza, plans may be purchased starting as subs and a variety of quick foods to low as $50, with the ability to top- fit your busy schedule, while up at any given time. And with a Saffron’s Restaurant (in A meal plan, it’s a win-win: no need Building) offers fine dining for that to cook or wash dishes! special night out. (Note: Meal plan With more than 10 locations to cards cannot be used at Saffron’s eat on campus, your palate will Restaurant.) never get bored. Chartwells cafete- So what will it be: a quick bite or rias, a name you probably recog- satisfying sit-down lunch? nize from your high school years, Whatever you decide, rest assured features well-known names such that Fanshawe wide-variety of as Tim Hortons, Subway, Pizza choices will be there to squash Pizza, Coyote Jack’s, Big Pita, your hunger. Bon appétit! Fresh Grille and Wild Greens, just

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Campus employment: Work $tudy

Financial Aid office will review Team (FMT); Graphic Designer; your application to determine your Illustrator; Photographer; Sports CAREER CORNER Susan Coyne eligibility and provide a written Writer; Videographer/Producer; Career Services response. Writer/Reporter; Computer Consultant To qualify, students must meet Technician; Junior Research Fanshawe Career Services the Canadian Citizenship criteria, Assistant; Restaurant General be taking at least a 60 per cent Labourer; Entertainment Crew Need a few extra dollars this course load during the September Member; CRM/ Recruiter semester? Got a few extra hours to April period, have a demonstrat- Implementation Assistant; Music during the week? Check out the ed financial need and must be mak- Production Lab Assistant; Theatre Part-Time Work Study Program – ing satisfactory academic progress. Arts Assistant; Web Developer for if you qualify, you might just find While candidates should have been Interactive Media Design; Web CREDIT: STOCK PHOTO Balancing school with social life will bring best of both worlds. yourself working on campus in a assessed for OSAP and been eligi- Developer for Interactive Media college department or with the ble for assistance, some exceptions Post Diploma Programs; Media Fanshawe Student Union. to students not being eligible for Loans and Studio Facility The purpose of the on campus OSAP will be considered. Assistant; Print Services Operator; What’s your priority: Part-Time Work Study Program is Available Part-Time Work Lab Monitor; Office Assistant; to assist students who are in finan- Study jobs are posted on the Career Junior Research Analyst; FSU cial need, who may be receiving Services job posting site, accessi- Office Clerk; Financial Marketing social life or school work? financial aid through OSAP or ble through FanshaweOnline (from Team; Restaurant General have obtained another educational the right hand toolbar, select the Labourer; Food Prep; Computer loan but still require additional link to Career Services and Co-op Technician; Multi-Media will one day be your colleagues or assistance. Part-time work study Job Site). Once logged in, select Assistant; Student Customer even your boss. It’s important to jobs have been created on campus the link to Job Postings and further Service Ambassador; Student CHAT WITH NAT make these connections now in an so students will have the resources select On-Campus Jobs. Only Graphic Designer; Student NATALIE QUINLAN effort to pave your networking sys- to meet expenses associated with those approved for the program Photographic Archivist; Student [email protected] tem for the future. their education. The added bonus can apply to these positions, so if Videographer; Student Website With this in mind, it’s good to is that these positions also give you you are approved, bring your Assistant; Student Ambassador; socialize and have fun but remem- valuable experience to add to your approval letter to D1063, Career Special Projects Assistant Dear Nat, ber to do it tastefully. Most people resume. Services, and ask for the contact Need assistance? Drop by the It’s the first day of school and won’t want the nickname “Loosey Here’s how you get started. As information for the positions you Career Services office in D1063. I’m already feeling overwhelmed. Goosey Lucy” or “Beer Gut soon as possible before September viewed on the website which you The Career Services staff are Since I’m a full-time student, my Barry” to follow them into their 27, you must complete the Work wish to apply to. Complete the available to assist you on an indi- schedule’s packed, but I want to careers. So be classy not trashy – Study application (available online Part-time Work Study application vidual basis. Visit the office in have fun too. I don’t mean to sound the freaky phenomenon of six at yourmoneydance.com): Select as soon as possible to avoid being D1063 to arrange an appointment like a “keener,” but I want to have degrees of separation happens Click here to apply, and under disappointed. with the consultant responsible for both a social life while also keep- more frequently than you might Bursary Name, enter “Part-Time Here is a listing of the positions your program or call 519 452- ing my grades up. Any advice as to think. Work Study”, and hit Search. currently available on campus: 4294. To access job listings for how I can balance both? What’s Finally, properly managing your Review the criteria for the Part- Used Book Shop - Cashier & Fanshawe students and graduates, more important here? time will increase productivity Time Work Study program and Data Input; Used Book Shop – visit www.fanshaweonline.ca or Social Keener throughout your day. A simple, select Apply. From there, log on General; Peer Tutor; Junior www.fanshawec.ca/careerser- Dear Social Keener, general rule that I’ve heard people using your FanshaweOnline user- Advertising Representative; Biz vices. Follow us on Facebook face- Think of it this way: Without use is by splitting the day up into name and password. Provide the Booth Cashier; Biz Booth Poster book.com/FanshaweCS, Twitter passing grades, you won’t be part thirds: eight hours of work, eight information as requested and sub- Person; Custodial; Biz Booth @FanshaweCS and Pinterest pin- of Fanshawe’s community for hours of play and eight hours of mit your application. Staff in the Street Team; Financial Marketing terest.com/FanshaweCS. much longer, and without sleep. Sounds simple, right? Try to Fanshawe’s community, your goal stick close to these guidelines and of attaining a college social life you’ll have the best of both worlds. will go kaput, so definitely keep an So go ahead, spread your social eye on your marks. butterfly wings and make the most SEPTEMBER 2013 But becoming a hermit during of your time here at Fanshawe. your time here will be as much of a If you’ve got a query for www.fsu.ca disservice to you as flunking out. Quinlan, shoot her an email at Yes, good grades are important, [email protected]. All but so is establishing good connec- published questions will be entered tions. Ever heard of the phrase, into monthly random draws to win “Getting a job is all about who you a $10 FSU coupon for Oasis and know?” Well, this couldn’t be Out Back Shack. truer, and chances are, your peers

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Across 1. First name of newly appointed Fanshawe College president 6. Previous to appointment as Fanshawe College’s new president (see 1 Across and 27 Across) was commander of the Canadian ___ Aries (March 21 - April 19) Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) 10. Cabbage cousin When the week is ending, Open your senses to a wash of 14. Breed of Japanese dog you’re not ready to stop. This is new influences. Thanks to your 15. Feminine name where you have an edge over the relentless promotion, everyone 16. Approve conventional, the lazy and the believes in your abilities. The 17. Chart again tired. When Aries knows exactly evenings may find you connecting 18. Hold spellbound what he or she wants, it’s easy to with the person or music of your 20. Vane direction work alone. dreams. 21. Wading bird Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) 23. Sahara mounds You don’t care if you’re rude or You have every right to be abra- 24. Computer operating system clumsy. Nothing stands between sive and incompatible, but what’s 25. Ache you and your objective. You may the point? You’re better off cutting 27. Last name of newly appointed your losses and leaving work a lit- tell yourself that you’re moving Fanshawe College president tle early. Take it easy and count on when you’re really running your blessings. away. Eventually the truth will 30. Original name of Interrobang Gemini (May 21 - June 20) come out. 33. Painful obstruction of the Life is a pageant of beauty and Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) intestine delight. Gemini shines in partner- The world beckons you out on 34. Dirt house ships and small groups. This is a an adventure. For maximum fun, 35. Driver’s licenses, i.e. (abbr.) time of unexpected results and bring along an Air Sign or another 37. Debt collectors unrestrained praise. The story of Fire Sign. Whether quoting 38. Tale the future is based on current famous sources or spouting origi- 39. As well as Down 30. Unwise people events. nal thoughts, you have many 40. Strange 1. Peel 31. Angered Cancer (June 21 - July 22) things to say. 41. Robbed 2. Contrives to make a livelihood 32. Erstwhile Ford Prepare to have all your buttons Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) 42. Strange (with ‘out’) 34. Packs tidily and compactly pushed. Instead of giving a new A reunion for old times’ sake 43. Deliberately avoids 3. “___ heals all wounds.” 36. Painful idea or method its fair chance, has no future. A new style or 45. Last name of Fanshawe 4. Greek letter 38. Editor’s mark you’re ready to throw it out the expression grates on your sensibil- College’s outgoing president 5. Edible leaves of an immature 39. Father’s sister window. Try to see the humour in ities. Capricorn may not like 46. Baseball game units white turnip 41. Avoids where things are headed, but this the situation, because it’s definite- 47. Farmyard animal 6. Mingle 42. Evergreen tree river flows only one way. ly there. 48. James N. ___: official name of 7. Fish eggs 44. Racoon-like animals Leo (July 23 - August 22) Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Fanshawe College’s Simcoe Campus 8. Mr.’s wife 45. Pole Stop shouting. The other party Insiders form vital, unbreakable 51. Assists 9. Sweet potato 47. Presents has agreed to your demands. partnerships. Wherever you reach, 52. Self 10. Basic monetary unit of the Beneath your fierce approach beats you’re sure to find something of 48. Military offense (abbr.) 55. Restaurant employees (2 a reasonable heart. Calm yourself value. Aquarius lives by impulse Czech Republic 49. Tibetan monk and enjoy the situation that you’ve and profits through his or her nat- words) 11. Related by blood 50. Floor covering (abbr.) just created. ural brilliance. 58. Fanshawe College adopted its 12. Spend time idly 51. At a distance Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22) Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20) present name in 196___ (year). 13. Organs of sight 52. Level Virgo’s straight shots and hard Your thoughts may be unwel- 60. All (comb. form) 19. Instruct and improve morally 53. Hereditary unit hits do little for his or her popular- come in some circles, but you’re 61. Reporter`s question 22. Large receptacle 54. Change for a five ity. You’re driven by honesty and free to think them anyway. 62. Feminine name 24. Inuit knives 56. Fanshawe College’s London efficiency, and if someone else is Celebrate your appetite for mis- 63. SE Asian country 25. Spanish Roman Catholic priest campus was founded in 196___ too fragile, too bad for them. A chief among friends who share 64. Rowing tools 26. Masculine nickname (year). softer style might do the job just as your sensibilities. The right 65. Feminine name 27. Prank 57. Expression of surprise well. moment will come soon enough. 28. Dodge 59. Unit of work 29. Offers for sale Solution on page 22 3. Coca Cola was originally 100 per cent caffeine free. When green. coffee is being decaffeinated, two 4. The world’s per cent of the caffeine still oldest known remains in it. recipe is for beer. 8. 50 years ago Cheerios were Word Search 5. It takes food called Cheerioats. B C L Y Q G N O C L A F R Y G seven seconds to get 9. Vanilla flavouring is some- R U T F E E D R I C T O N A O from your mouth to your times made with an ingredient stomach. from beaver pee. O Y Q H U R L A N N E R N N V 6. You would have to walk for 10. Every month, about nine out W M U M N I G O Y R R I O W I 1. Ice Cream is chinese food! seven hours straight to burn off a of 10 American children visit a 2. Blueberry juice boosts memo- super sized Coke, fry and Big Mac. McDonald’s restaurant. N S E D M O N T A I T A A H C ry. 7. Decaffeinated coffee is not 11. An average person’s yearly T N B R A R E D W E N P E I T fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. E E E S L H T J R A G G A L O Sudoku Puzzle 12. Chocolate is lower in caf- feine than tea, coffee and coca T N C L X I F I L A H T R P B cola. 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Watching Gigli would be Ben-eficial BEST IN LATE NIGHT

Larry Gigli, a thug who is tasked with kidnapping Brian (Justin COMIC RELIEF Cinema Connoisseur Bartha), a mentally challenged ALLEN GAYNOR youngster. Brian happens to be the www.cinemaconn.com brother of a prosecutor who is THE LATE LATE SHOW CONAN looking to put a mob boss behind with Craig Ferguson with Conan O’Brien bars. Bartha’s portrayal of Brian is Gigli (2003) one of the most sensitive depic- Today during the hearing on Syria’s President Assad referred tions of the disabled that I have Syria, John McCain was caught to President Obama as weak. Obama ever seen. And he is not a one- playing poker on his smartphone. I is so angry he plans to ask Congress dimensional character at all. He was like, “What? John McCain for permission to come up with a In one of the most controversial raps, and he is obsessed with knows how to use a smartphone?” good comeback. casting decisions in recent memo- Baywatch. “They make my penis Diana Nyad is a 64-year-old They’re now making the first ry, it was announced that the role sneeze,” says Brian of the fine woman, the first person to swim smartphone that's not made overseas. of Batman in the sequel to Man of actresses on that program. God from Cuba to Florida without a shark It's made in Texas. It’s also the first Steel will be played by Benjamin bless you, sir. At the risk of giving cage. I think it would be harder with smartphone that doubles as a hand- Affleck. The news caused a huge away too many spoilers, I will a cage. Hold up a cage and try swim- gun. uproar – more than 70,000 people reveal that in the end, Brian gets to ming at the same time. The co-founder of Google and his have signed a petition asking for meet the cast of Baywatch. Or at It’s amazing to think that it was a wife have split up. When asked why, him to be removed from the film. I least some sort of reasonable fac- 64-year-old woman swimming from he said, “Search me.” understand that Batman is a com- simile of the cast. Apparently Cuba to Florida. It took endurance, This weekend, leaders from the plex character who should only be David Hasselhoff, Pamela on, what lady wouldn’t switch to perseverance, and some pretty lazy NAACP met with leaders from the portrayed by our most capable Anderson or any other Baywatch the other team for a man like this?! sharks. KKK. After seven hours of talks thespians, such as Adam West and cast members were unwilling to Lopez and Affleck were quite the I think Diana Nyad is both sides agreed that they Val Kilmer. However, I do feel make an appearance. Al Pacino item in real life at the time. I really inspiring, but I’m con- don’t really care for that people are being a bit harsh (Righteous Kill, Jack and Jill) and believe they were the first star cou- cerned about the prac- Bryant Gumbel. towards Affleck. Christopher Walken (Balls of ple to receive a mashup name, tice of putting old Sure, I’ll admit, he isn’t exactly Fury, Kangaroo Jack), however, Bennifer. So couples like people in cages. Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina on a hot streak. I mean, what has were more than willing to make LATE NIGHT THE TONIGHT SHOW he done lately? Well, there was the cameos. Jolie) and MasterBates (Master P Iranian hostage drama Argo. It is Gigli’s superiors have no faith in and Kathy Bates) owe a lot to Ben with Jimmy Fallon with Jay Leno appropriate that it took place in him to carry out this task, and and Jen. Star Wars creator George Lucas President Obama is trying to get Iran, since I ran out of the theatre therefore assign Ricki (Jennifer The film itself is a bit of a recently invested $10 million in congressional approval before we shortly into it. If you go back a Lopez) to tag along and make sure mashup. Part gangster drama, part Starbucks. Yeah, TEN million. Of attack Syria. And if that works, decade however, you will be able the job is done correctly. romantic comedy, part infomercial course, most fans think he should there’s talk we might even consider to see what Affleck is capable of. In a case of art imitating life, for Jennifer Lopez’s derrière, Gigli have stopped at three. bringing back the rest of the Take a look at his body of work at sparks fly between Affleck and succeeds at everything it tries to An 80-year-old weightlifter has Constitution. that time – Jersey Girl, Daredevil, Lopez’s characters. Not initially, be. To all those jokers who are been banned from the sport for two About $30 million in $100 bills Pearl Harbor, Surviving though, due to the fact that Ricki is upset about this Batman situation, I years after he was caught using had to be destroyed because of a Christmas – basically getting a lesbian. But sometime during the strongly suggest that you take a steroids at a competition. Officials printing problem. Isn't that unbeliev- Affleck to star in one of your films course of this classic mobster/les- deep breath and give Mr. Affleck became suspicious that he was using able? The only thing we know how was a licence to print money. As bian/mentally handicapped buddy the Ben-efit of the doubt. Sit back steroids when he was an 80-year-old to do right in this country is print great as all those films are, they road comedy, Ricki succumbs to and take in a viewing of Gigli. man in a weightlifting competition. money and we screw that up. pale in comparison to perhaps his Gigli’s charms, which are mostly After doing so, you will no doubt On Sunday, more than 1,500 peo- Congratulations to 64-year-old most famous work, the 2003 clas- showcased by the constant drop- agree that Ben Affleck is the hero ple set a world record by holding the swimmer Diana Nyad. On her fifth sic Gigli. ping of F-bombs and delivering we deserve, and the one we need largest gathering of redheads in his- try she completed her 110-mile swim Affleck takes on the role of monologues about his penis. Come right now. tory — marking the first from Cuba to Florida. See, 64 is not event that nearly got can- too old to swim 110 miles. celed due to sun. It’s too old to host a late- night talk show, but not to swim 110 miles.

www.fsu.ca JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE THE LATE SHOW with Jimmy Kimmel with David Letterman Vin Diesel is with us tonight. Vin Tonight I will be doing the show is not his real name. His real name is without a shark cage. Vehicle Identification Number. Diana Nyad swam from Cuba to Dennis Rodman returned to North Florida without using a shark cage. Korea this morning — and with any She swam all the way from Cuba to luck, for good. Miami — accompanied by five Rodman says he is not going to Cuban pitchers. North Korea for diplomatic reasons. Charlie Sheen turned 48 years old He just likes being taller than an today. Gosh, I wonder if he had a entire country. party. Actually, Rodman is going to There is trouble at Charlie Sheen’s hang out with his friend, Kim Jong birthday party. John Kerry says if Un. If somebody told you Dennis there is evidence of illegal chemical Rodman, a basketball player, was use. They have to go in there. hooking up with Kim you would I guess we’re getting ready to assume they meant a Kardashian, attack Syria. But if we win, in right? the semifinals we face Iran. You know you are not at a top-rank university if the professor has a tip jar on his desk.

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Student Representative to the Board of Governors 21 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES

Kicking cigs to the curb once and for all

ANDREW VIDLER ing my smoking down from over ference between this brand of sup- within every negative emotion you INTERROBANG was complete. This continued for a year and a 10 cigarettes a day to just around port and having family members can imagine. The way I began smoking is a half, a time during which I attempt- five within a week. There is no harping on me to quit is that my Keep in mind that this is a per- story heard so often that it’s almost ed to quit smoking twice, only to tried and true method to getting friends displayed understanding sonal account; there is no single cliché. I was 19, in my first year at have the efforts derailed due to a through this stage of quitting, as and patience toward the quitting method to quitting smoking that university, and living away from drunken night or a particularly everyone has a different set of process. Nearly everyone on earth will guarantee any sort of results. home for the first time. Like many stressful day and have the cycle smoking habits to break, different can relate to having parents stress- You have to find your own meth- students moving into a dorm, my repeat itself all over again. After reasons to be smoking, as a differ- ing them out, and mine were par- ods – these are just some examples roommates were my group of some time, I was finally able to ent personality when dealing with ticularly impatient toward the quit- of what worked for me. friends; we travelled as a group, we quit smoking for the long term. adversity. ting process, expecting almost Quitting smoking is one of the went to bars together, and the I’ve been smoke-free for over a I chose to find a substitution for immediate smoke free results and hardest things I accomplished in majority of the group smoked year now and it was one of the the cigarette, a commonly used giving the “disappointed parent” my entire life, but also one of the together. Being around smokers on hardest things I have accom- method among people who are not lecture that we have all heard so most rewarding. Going smoke-free such a regular basis quickly made plished. I have often been asked using a nicotine replacement prod- many times if they ever caught so is going to take all the self-control me indifferent to the secondhand how I managed to pull it off, espe- uct such as the patch, which serves much as a whiff of cigarette you possess, and probably a little smoke – it was all outside, anyway cially considering that I was able to to break the physical routine of smoke. Needless to say, the stress extra on top of that, but some – and before long I found myself do it without the use of nicotine having a cigarette, I used gum, but that this added for me was not in strong will and good support will joining them on the smoking patios replacement therapies such as the I have known people to drink any way helpful in my attempts to see you through. Good luck! at the bars, cigarette in hand. patch or gum, so here are my water, have a coffee or even eat stop, in fact the time that I spent at While quitting cold turkey is a viable I went through an odd mental strategies for smoke-free success. carrots in an effort to fill the rou- home became the times where I option for some, many others require a dilemma when I first began smok- Do It For You tine. would slip and step outside for a stop smoking aid of some kind to help ing; I had grown up in the ’90s, I attempted to quit once or twice, Regardless of the chosen substi- smoke or three. them along their way. Over the years, when a hostess still asked “smok- always at the behest of my parents tution, a smoker will have a very Give Yourself Time Nicotine Replacement Therapies (NRTs) ing or non-smoking?” every time or friends who hated the fact that I difficult time quitting if they can- I never would have believed just have taken many different forms, you went out for dinner, but saw smoked, but I never was able to not fill the time that they used to how long it would actually take in including the nicotine patch, gum, the dawn of a generation of enter- stop for more than a week or two. spend smoking with something order to purge the addiction from inhalers, and fake cigarettes to help tainment where smoking was Smokers feel immense pressure else, even if it only manages to not only my body, but my mind as people satisfy their cravings satisfied rarely seen and never glorified, so I when trying to quit, and having occupy the minute or two that well. Smoking, for me and many without breaking a non-smoking rou- was fully aware of the health risks someone watching over my shoul- would be spent on the cigarette in people I know, was such a habitual tine. and social stigmas that accompa- der making sure that I was 100 per the first place. aspect of my social interactions In addition to NRTs, there has been a nied smoking. cent committed did not make it any You Don’t Have To Do It Alone that missing it felt like the equiva- recent upswing in alternative methods Despite my education to the con- easier. The third time I attempted This shouldn’t be confused with lent of my best friend being absent of quitting smoking, namely through trary, I enjoyed smoking quite a to quit, I was doing it because I what was said earlier regarding from the group. It was weeks hypnotherapy and laser treatments, bit, pushing what I knew about the didn’t want to be a smoker any- quitting for someone else; having a before I was able to even consider which are designed to help people quit health risks to the back of my mind more, not because someone else friend who knows what it is you quitting cold turkey, and even in a healthier way. Deb Johnson, a laser in order to rationalize the fact that was opposed to it, which I believe are trying to do and is willing to longer before I was able to put therapist in London, says that her pro- the smoking patio at the bar was finally gave me the extra drive to help you along can be a tremen- together multiple smoke-free days gram has an 85 per cent success rate proving to be a fruitful place to accomplish it. dous asset. In my case, I had both a with any sort of success. Once I when helping people to quit. This is pick up girls. Before I knew it, I Baby Steps roommate and a girlfriend who was able to go three or four days accomplished through the stimulation had stopped smoking exclusively When I finally decided to quit were on my side and were able to without cigarettes, things became of acupuncture points with lasers, in social settings, and had begun to smoking, the first step I made was help me out whenever I needed a easier, but during that time I prob- designed to help your body relax and crave cigarettes every few hours. to cut the number of cigarettes I conversation or a distraction from ably would have sold my mother cope without its usual dose of nicotine. The progression to full-on smoker was smoking per day in half, bring- a serious craving. The biggest dif- for a smoke and I bounced around

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top version, called the JCW, also has a turbo and all-wheel drive, MOTORING and develops 208hp. There are two NAUMAN FAROOQ transmissions on offer also, a six- [email protected] speed manual, or a six-speed auto- matic. My tester had the latter, which is a decent gearbox, but I I have been a fan of Minis since wish Mini had gotten the eight- the first time I drove one back in speed autos found in parent com- 2002. The rebirth of this iconic pany BMW’s models. The old six- vehicle was done right, as the new speed auto is neither the smoothest model not only bore a styling nor the quickest gearbox in the resemblance to the original, but market, so there is room for also was fun to drive, just like the improvement. The Cooper S spec originals. motor is fine, but I wish BMW had The brand has been growing, given Mini their turbo charged 2.0- and with the growth has come litre motor, which is a much better newer, bigger models, which is engine, plus it’s more frugal too (I something that does not sit well averaged 9.2-litres/100km in my with Mini purists. week). But, how are they? The thing that has always stood I spent a week with two of the out for Minis was their handling. latest offerings, so let me tell you They had a certain feel about them how that went. – they reacted like big go-karts. First up was the Paceman. To be The Paceman doesn’t. It looks big exact, it was the Mini Cooper S and heavy and that is how it han- Paceman ALL4. This is the latest dles. This is not a Mini you’d model offered by Mini and is a enjoy driving down a winding coupe version of the Countryman road. CREDIT: MINI model that launched about two It’s not cheap, either. The The Mini can be a fun car to drive. It has been gaining in popularity since its rebirth in 2002. years ago. Cooper S Paceman ALL4 is yours This is a butch-looking Mini, from $31,200. and it’s not meant to be cute or I would be willing to spend a bit cuddly. It is an interesting looking more on the Mini John Cooper thing, and one that will either hit Works Countryman ALL4. This is the right chord with you, or it the vehicle that lent its platform to won’t. I am on the fence with this the Paceman, but the original is one. better. I think the Countryman Step inside, and it will first looks a lot better than the inspire you with a feeling of famil- Paceman. Thanks to straighter iarity. If you have been in a Mini in lines, it is easier to look out the the last decade, this interior will at windows (although the door mir- first feel like home. However, a rors are still mounted too low, in few things are not the same and my opinion). This vehicle is much they start making themselves more practical, and when equipped apparent when you start driving. with the JCW-spec motor, it is Despite the fact that the car looks very, very fast. like it has plenty of glass from the The performance gain was outside, inside is a different story. expected, and to be fair, the Looking out of the vehicle in any Paceman is also available with this direction besides straight forward motor, but the Countryman, a is a bit challenging. The rear win- model that Mini competes with in dow is smaller than you’d expect, the World Rally Championship, and the door mirrors are oddly just seems to ride better. It was a mounted below the belt line, so joy on winding roads. My tester you cannot see half the mirror. I was equipped with wonderful 19- tried my best to set up a seating inch, light alloy wheels, wearing position to overcome this, but Pirelli PZeroes (same spec tire as failed. found on cars like the legendary Apart from that, the interior is Ferrari F40), and it handled like it fine for space and comfort, and my was on rails. Sure, it could benefit model did come with plenty of from going on a weight diet, but so options. Those options also includ- could I. ed one I would certainly avoid in My wife and I took this vehicle any Mini: the panoramic sunroof. I on our most recent road trip to normally like this feature, but the Tobermory, and found the car to be problem is, when Mini fits this fea- comfortable, fun and fast. Thanks ture, they also fit it with a see- to its excellent navigation system, through roller blind, which lets too we never got lost. It was the per- much light in. On very sunny days, fect getaway car. you end up getting cooked in your It is not cheap though. The car. I could only drive on overcast Countryman JCW starts at days, or at night. $38,500. My very loaded tester As with most Mini offerings, was worth $49,285. At first, I this model is also available in three thought that was an absurd amount stages of engine tune, all having a for a vehicle like this. After a 1.6-litre, four-cylinder motor. The week, I could totally see myself base has no turbo, and develops buying one – it really is that good. only 121hp. Then there is the If you’re shopping for Minis, model I tested, that has a turbo, walk past the Paceman and step and also has all-wheel drive, and right into the Countryman, prefer- this version produces 181hp. The ably the JCW version. 23 Volume 46 Issue No. 3 September 9, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ SPORTS&LEISURE

Big lad determined to prove his worth

VICTOR KAISAR INTERROBANG London Knight Michael McCarron has massive shoes – or skates – to fill. Team co-owners Dale and Mark Hunter got their guy in July fol- lowing months of speculation. “This is a big signing for us,” said Dale with a huge smile on his face. Big? Try 6’5” and 228 pounds CREDIT: THE SUN UK for size. Clint Dempsey and Landon Donovan will be playing for the U.S. and in With all the hype surrounding the MLS next year, and that is a very good thing. the signing, McCarron was bound to be under intense media and fan scrutiny. And boy, he took a huge first step in showing everyone what he’s capable of in his OHL Domestic soccer debut. The opposition? London’s bitter rivals the Sarnia Sting on August 30. improves again McCarron was all over the ice, even dropping the gloves to a standing ovation in the second ented players in from abroad. period, and scoring the Knights’ Dempsey isn’t foreign. He’s a fifth goal in their 5-1 victory. FANSHAWE FC walking and talking endorsement MARTY THOMPSON It’s a sign of things to come. sensandsoccerfan@hot- for domestic soccer, being the best Drafted 25th overall by mail.com American playing in the best twitter: @martythompson_ Montreal in the 2013 NHL Draft, American league. McCarron was originally planning Another talented American play- to take the college route to the Domestic soccer has won plenty er who chose the MLS was Landon CREDIT: METRO NEWS NHL, having committed to Michael McCarron is newly Knighted. of battles over the past decade. Donovan. He has spent his entire Western Michigan University for Most of them were fights over career in MLS, save some loan next season. proper stadiums and clubs. This stints at Everton in England. His The Montreal Canadiens had reminds him of Chicago’s Bryan McCarron. summer, they’ve managed to win a contract was up at the end of the other ideas. Bickell. But McCarron isn’t after “I would’ve probably still come few battles on the pitch. year as he was getting offers from “[Montreal] came out and said the ‘tough guy’ moniker. He wants here because the Hunters move on The number of teams competing clubs like Manchester United. that they wanted to sign me to a to be known as a well-rounded so many players,” he added. “It’s in Major League Soccer has nearly Instead, he stayed with his long- three-year deal,” said McCarron. player, but isn’t shying away from awesome to see all those players doubled over the past decade, with time MLS club, L.A. Galaxy. “Obviously that’s a big impact in dropping the gloves as he clearly come in here and now they’re play- clubs building proper infrastructure Donovan has been the face of my decision.” showed the raucous Budweiser ing in the NHL … I just want to be along the way. They have built a domestic soccer for as long as he’s McCarron’s NHL contract Gardens crowd. a part of that.” product that not only the fans want been playing pro. meant he’s ineligible to compete at “He adds a lot of size and McCarron takes the same path to partake in, but also the players. These players are slowly filling the NCAA level. For a team like strength to our team,” added Dale. that former Knights’ captain Jarred American Clint Dempsey had the remaining void in domestic London, who’s hosting the 2014 “That’s why Montreal picked him Tinordi took. Both players are now his start in MLS. He moved to soccer. The stadiums are fantastic, Memorial Cup, a player of this up high in the draft, in the first part of the Canadiens organization. England to join top-flight side the support is immense, but the stature would always be welcome. round, because they see the skill, Both of them picked the Knights Fulham shortly after (in 2006), as quality on the field isn’t there. With The Hunters traded for the they see the size, the ability to be a over an American University. other clubs started to see his talent. Dempsey and Donovan (hereby Macomb, Michigan native’s OHL top forward at their level.” And both will have worn num- This summer, Dempsey returned to known as The ‘Double D’) being rights. The Belleville Bulls drafted “For us, we have to get him to ber 24 in London. MLS to sign with the Seattle worth close to $5 million a year him in the sixth round back in that level, He’s going to come here “[Tinordi] said that he wouldn’t Sounders, arguably the crown each, it’s good to see these clubs 2011. But instead of reporting to and play lots for us, score big goals look back for anything,” added jewel of the league. willing to invest in talent on the the Bulls, McCarron remained in and be a big man for us in the cor- McCarron. “He said the billets In seven years, MLS has been field. the United States with the National ners.” here were awesome. He also said trying to prove its legitimacy the Hopefully we look back on these Team Development Program. The Knights’ success in recent there’s no difference of games only way they could: upgrading signings just like we did with He’s known as a tough guy: a years and the prospect of playing from when he played in the NHL what they had and hoping every- David Beckham coming here. The forward who’ll play both ends of in the 2014 Memorial Cup, was to here … He’s a good guy to fol- thing – and everyone – followed. It quality is improving, and that is the ice. Dale said McCarron hard to turn away from, said low and I took his word to heart.” has been. forcing people to notice. Clint Dempsey was playing for Tottenham Hotspur last season, a top level side in England. His career could have continued Sign Up for abroad, but instead he moved home with his family. 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