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Volume 122, Number 48 Cambridge, Massachusetts 02139 Friday, October 18, 2002 Annan Speaks on Global Compact, Paper Shows Airline !!~~~ Ob~~~~~ro~ ~~~AID~ala Profiling Ineffective of academic discourse and gala fes- In today's society, Annan said, By Brian Loux (6.805) class. Chakrabarti "had the Kofi Annan SM '72, the seventh tivities, Annan opened the Academ- peoples and nations must build a NEWS EDITOR idea of writing a report on profil- secretary-general of the United ic Convocation with a speech on the sense of shared responsibility to Many critics of airport profiling ing," Strauss said. "We brain- Nations, delivered the keynote need for trust in the international deal with urgent global threats. have derailed it as racist and an stormed how CAPPS works and if it address last Friday at the celebration community and the obligation of "Trade and communications," he unlawful invasion of privacy. But could be successfully implement- of MIT Sloan's fiftieth anniversary businesses to aid in solving global ------Aaron B. Strauss G and Samidh ed." in . problems ranging from environmen- Annan, Page 23 Chakrabarti G added something new It soon became apparent to the to the list last spring: an aid to ter- two students that the system would rorists. not. They concluded that terrorist The Computer-AssistedPassenger cells could send members on flights Prescreening System was instated without any intention of hijacking first in 1997 to single out passengers the plane just to see whether or not that posed a significant threat for an members would be flagged. After explosive device check. After Sept. testing the system enough, the cell 11, 2001, CAPPS was expanded to could confidently send hijackers secondary checkpointscreening. onto a flight knowing they would not Strauss and Chakrabarti decided be screened. The effect was termed to analyze the system in their Ethics and Law on the Electronic Frontier Security, Page 18 Weekend Provides Taste OfMIT Life for Families By Kathy Un tions, but most of the events are STAFF WRITER free," she said. Approximately 2,000 people There are many events planned from 550 families are expected to for the weekend, including open come to MIT for Family Weekend classes, museum visits, tours of 2002, which begins today and runs MIT and Boston, lectures, and arts - through Sunday, Oct. 20. programs. Many departments and AARON D. MIHALIK- "It's an opportunity for families living groups will also be hosting Kofl Annan ~M '72, the Secretary General of the United Nations, was the keynote speaker at the Sloan to come to MIT and experience it in receptions. School of Management's fiftieth anniversary. celebration In Kresge last Friday. full swing," said Laura DePaoli, coordinator of MIT Family Week- Departments sponsor programs end. Fifteen of the 24 academic Voting Age Bill Stuck in State Legislature "Typically, about 50 percent of departments will be receiving inter- By Ricarose Roque cal pressure is placed on the com- to be clarified before this bill is the families that come are families ested parents with a range of pro- STAFF REPORTER mittee doing the study," Irish said. passed." of freshmen," DePaoli said. "Fami- grams including lectures, videos, and The bill to lower the voting age "However, with the legislature lies pay a small fee to cover the to 17 in Cambridge has been placed meeting informally now, even if the Voting, Page 28 breakfast and some of the recep- Families, Page 21 under a study order by the Massa- bill did pass, it can still die if there chusetts state legislature after a pub- is objection." lic hearing in July. During the informal sessions of Under the study order, the bill the state legislature, only one objec- will undergo further analysis by the tion from an state official is needed state election laws committee from either house to stop the bill if responsible for matters related to it passes. elections and election laws. If During executive sessions, mem- passed, this bill will allow 17-year- bers of a committee can give a bill a old residents of Cambridge to vote favorable report, which moves it in City Council and school commit- along the legislative process, or an tee elections, and on local ballot unfavorable report, which stops the questions. bill completely. Bills given neither a The bill, sent to the state legisla- favorable nor an unfavorble report ture by Cambridge city council last are sent to study, which, according March as a "home rule petition," to Irish, is "a nice way to kill a bill." requests that the legislature enact the modified voting policy in the Technical issues slow passage city of Cambridge. If passed, Cam- "This bill sets a precedent that bridge will become the first and other cities or even states can fol- only region in the United States to low," said Cary Maloy, legislative allow voters under the age of 18. director to Sen. Tolman. -"I think "Bills sent to study order does that's what some people are afraid not necessarily put a stop to the . of." bill," said Matt Irish, chief of staff Other technical issues have also to Sen. Steven A. Tolman, who rep- been raised concerning the bill. resents parts of Cambridge and "If a 17-year-old is given the

Boston. "Though once a bill is sent ability to vote, should they also be STANLEY J1U-TIIE TECH to study, it doesn't move after that. given the right to run for office?" Runners make their way past Walker Memorial In Monday's Tufts Health Plan 10K for Women. "Theoretically, a bill under study Irish asked. "These are some of the Over 5,000 runners participated In the annual race. can move forward if enough politi- reasonable issues that officials want

Sadoway dis- Comics OPINION World & Nation 2 cusses life Ken Nesmith comments on cam- Opinion 4 andchem- pus aesthetics. Events Calendar 8 istry. Arts 9 Features .14 Page 14 Page 6 Page 5 Sports 32 Page 2 THE TECH October 18, 2002 WORLD & NATION Six Palestinians Die in Gaza Clash North Korea Nuke Program Till:" 1I'.4.\'II/,\'( ;TO,v POST RAFAH. GAZA STRIP After coming under fire from Palestinian gunmen, Israeli soldiers fired a tank cannon and heavy machine guns into the Rafah Refugee Caught By U.S. Intelligence Camp Thursday, killing at least six Palestinians, wounding 45, and damaging shops, houses and a school, according to Palestinian wit- By Joby Warrick and North Korea could not have done know-how. Similar purchases have nesses, doctors and U.N. officials. THE WASHINGTON POST it without outside help," said David been cited as evidence that Iran and The attack, whose victims included a woman, 70, and two North Korea's surprise admission Albright, president of the Washing- Iraq are also pursuing weapons of teenagers, raised the Palestinian death toll from Israeli missiles, gun- of a secret nuclear program was ton-based Institute for Science and mass destruction and ballistic missile fire and tank assaults to at least 65 in the last 10 weeks in the Gaza prompted by a U.S. intelligence dis- International Security. Albright, a technology. Strip, where Israeli forces have concentrated attacks recently in a covery that the isolated state was try- physicist, has tracked North Korea's In addition to tracking the alu- drive against the Islamic Resistance Movement, or Hamas. ing to acquire large amounts of high- nuclear program since the late 1980s minum, U.S. intelligence officials had The Israeli military spokesman, Lt. Col. Olivier Rafowicz, expressed strength aluminum, a metal used in and was a weapons inspector for the received reports of significant con- regret that civilians were hurt, but said the Israeli soldiers opened fire on gas-centrifuge plants for enriching International Atomic Energy Agency. struction activity that appeared relat- the refugee camp after Palestinian gunmen shot at soldiers and engi- uranium for a bomb, weapons experts Rumors about a secret uranium- ed to a uranium-enrichment facility, neers attempting to construct a new observation tower on the edge of the and officials familiar with the finding enrichment facility have circulated knowledgeable sources said. camp, which lies near the Gaza Strip's southern border with Egypt. said Thursday. for years, but the discovery of the U.S. officials have declined to Witnesses said soldiers in a 660-ton Merkava main battle tank The attempted acquisition of the attempted aluminum procurement reveal the location in question. Previ- fired its cannon into the camp three times, first hitting a small grocery metal helped U.S. analysts conclude was described as the first hard evi- ously, speculation about enrichment shop, then smashing through the walls of a home and finally firing that North Korea was constructing a dence that a program was actually plants had centered on three loca- into a group of residents as they tried to rescue neighbors from their secret uranium-enrichment facility underway. Officials familiar with dis- tions, including a suspected under- burning home. Soldiers also sprayed bullets from the tanks' heavy- somewhere in the country, which covery described the evidence as ground facility in Changang province caliber machine guns into the camp, residents said. North Korean officials are reported to "convincing," but declined to discuss known as Hagap, said Daniel have then confirmed in talks with a details, including where the metals Pinkston, a senior researcher at the U.S. diplomat earlier this month. originated or how much North Korea Center for Nonproliferation Studies Top Enron Trader Pleads Guilty It's not known what progress has acquired. in Monterey, Calif. North Korea has made toward enrich- Such attempts to procure a specif- Further production of plutonium To Conspiracy in California Energy ing uranium, or which other countries ic metal or technology are regarded was banned under a 1994 agreement TilE II'AS/{/XGTON POST or companies have assisted in the by nonproliferation specialists as in which Pyongyang agreed to give Enron Corp.' s former chief energy trader pleaded guilty Thursday pursuit of uranium-enrichment tech- important tip-offs that countries are up the pursuit of nU,clear weapons in to conspiring with others at the company to manipulate California nology. attempting to build weapons for exchange for foreign assistance in electricity prices, the first criminal charges stemming from the power "Centrifuges are hard to build, which they lack the materials and building civilian nuclear reactors. crisis there two years ago. Timothy Belden, 35, pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud in federal court in San Francisco and agreed to hand over $2.1 million in salary and bonuses traceable to the alleged Vatican Opposes U.S. Church's scheme. He was released on a $500,000 bond. Court papers didn't identify other Enron officials who allegedly joined Belden in the conspiracy and prosecutors declined to pinpoint where they'll focus their attention next. But the energy trading accusa- Zero Tolerance Sex Abuse Rule tions open a second front in multi-agency pursuit of Enron executives. The company's former chief financial officer, Andrew Fastow, By Daniel Williams Skylstad, the conference's vice presi- which of the new regulations will and a deputy, Michael Kopper, have been charged with stealing mil- and Alan Cooperman dent, and Monsignor William Fay, remain in force. lions of dollars from the company though complex financial transac- THE WASHINGTON POST secretary general. Since January, a pedophilia scan- ROME tions that led to its bankruptcy last December. In legal terms, the church hierar- dal has rocked the U.S. church, the The Vatican opposes many of the chy withheld "recognitio," a Vatican wealthiest in the Catholic world. Pakistani Troops Withdraw "zero tolerance" rules that U.S. bish- seal of approval. Instead, the Vatican Enraged victims and parishioners ops fashioned in an effort to quickly is suggesting (a joint commission to called for. action and criticized some From Border remove priests who are accused of .bring the rules into line with church bishops for transferring abusers from LOS ANGELES TIMES sexually abusing minors, Vatican law, according to another church offi- parish to parish and making secret ISLAMABAD officials said Thursday. The rules cial. out-of-court settlements with victims. Following India's step back from the brink, Pakistan announced need revision to achieve "harmoniza- The Vatican is not rejecting the In June, American bishops adopt- Thursday it will begin withdrawing several hundred thousand troops tion" with church law and practices, entire American effort, officials said, ed a zero tolerance policy during a from front-line positions on the two nations' border. one official said. and is taking pains to show sympathy meeting in Dallas and said they were But even as the months-long military standoff eased, Indian secu- While the Holy See strongly sup- for the difficulties of the bishops and putting it into effect immediately, rity forces claimed they killed five suspected guerrillas slipping into ports firm action against sexual mis- the plight of victims, parishioners and pending Vatican review'- Intended to Indian-controlled Kashmir, a bloody reminder that the 55-year dis- conduct, officials said, it is concerned priests. speed up and tighten existing rules, pute over that region is far from over. that the bishops' policy might allow Full details of the decision were the policy requires the permanent Pakistan's announcement that it will withdraw its troops to priests to fall prey to false accusa- not released. Gregory is scheduled to removal from active ministry - "peacetime locations" followed India's statement Wednesday that it tions and that internal "canon law" hold a news conference in Rome on though not necessarily from the would start a phased pullback of forces from the border. Pakistani about due process was being sum- Friday. priesthood - of any priest who has President Pervez Musharraf met with top commanders and the with- marily thrown out. Reports of Vatican concerns had ever sexually abused a minor. In drawal to begin Monday, a military source said. The Vatican decision was con- been circulating for weeks. But at the addition, bishops must report allega- Both countries said they will keep their troops dug in along the tained in a two-page letter handed by same time, some people at the Holy tions of abuse to the police and are Line of Control, the 460-mile-Iong cease-fire line in disputed Kash- Pope John Paul II Thursday to three See predicted that the U.S. bishops barred from making secret settle- mir drawn at the end of the their 1971 war. The line is still the scene top Roman Catholic leaders in the would be allowed to continue to carry ments. of frequent, and often deadly, clashes between Indian forces and sep- United States: Bishop Wilton Grego- out their policies on an experimental .The participants in the Dallas aratist guerrillas in the Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir. ry, president of the U.S. Conference basis. It is unclear now whether such meeting had hoped for rapid Vatican of Catholic Bishops, Bishop William experimentation can proceed, and approval. WEATHER Some Seasonal Statistics Situation for Noon Eastern Daylight Time, Friday, October 18, 2002. ~ r:;~ rS~ <:)~ l:!,~ b~ _ce.~ o~ o~ By Nikki Prive ,~ ,'1i ,~ " ,,' ,,<:S ,,\J Q>'5 Q><:5 STAFF METEOROLOGIST ~ 400N High pressure building over New England today will keep skies clear, but temperatures will remain a bit chilly for the season with highs only in the mid 50s F. A fast-moving low pressure system will push through Cana- da tomorrow, trailing clouds and showers into the Boston area on Saturday afternoon. The system should clear out quickly, with drier conditions on 35°N Sunday and Monday. Although October got off to a warm start, temperatures for the past week have been relatively cool - the average high temperature for mid-October

is in the low 60s F (17°C). With the rapidly shortening day length, the aver- 30"N age high temperature in Boston drops quickly during October and Novem- ber, falling one degree F every 2-3 days. The average daily snowfall becomes measurable the first week of November, but the earliest measur- able snowfall occurred on Oct. 10, 1979. The latest first snowfall of the win- ter occurred on Dec. 16, 1973, with the earliest trace of snow on July 10, 25°N 1955!

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Sl.1lionasy Fronl Heavy . ,& .. and ThL T«" October 18, 2002 WORLD & NATION THE TECH Page 3 CIA Director Suggests al-Qaida Irish Public Prepares for Second Vote on EU Enlargement May be Ready to Strike Again THE WASHINGTON POST Ireland's political establishment is waging a high-powered cam- By Dana Priest cerned about." sources said. paign to persuade voters to approve hundreds of pages of internation- and Susan Schmidt Other intelligence officials said As was the case in the months al legalese, otherwise known as the Treaty of Nice, that would open THE WASHINGTON POST analysts who have followed the before the Sept. 11 attacks, when the European Union to a vast expansion into Eastern Europe and the WASHINGTON string of terror attacks over the last Tenet tried urgently to alert adminis- Mediterranean. The recent series of terrorist two weeks in Yemen, Kuwait and tration officials to an imminent, if The yes camp for Saturday's vote, which includes Ireland's attacks abroad signals. a dramatic Bali said they are particularly con- unspecified, threat, the director of largest political parties, says the EU's planned expansion - to 400 escalation of the threat al-Qaida cur- cerned about strikes on oil shipments central intelligence said Thursday million people in 25 nations by 2004 - is now up to voters in tiny rently poses to United States, a dan- from the Middle East and on targets that he did not know the dates, times Ireland, population 4 million. Ireland is the only one of the 15 EU ger level similar to the period just in the United States described only or places likely to be struck in the nations whose laws didn't allow simply putting the Treaty of Nice to before the Sept. 11 attacks, CIA as "economic." future. a parliamentary vote. Because its passage here means amending the director George Tenet told Congress The threat information has often Despite the heightened concern constitution, the vote must be put to the people. Thursday. proved real, even when details such about the threat, the administration This is the second time Irish voters have been asked to vote on the "The threat environment we find as time or location are not known. has so far decided that the informa- treaty, known simply as Nice. They defeated it in June 2001, a result ourselves in today is as bad as it was Earlier this month a French oil tanker tion is too generalized to raise the that no one in official Dublin had expected. Polls just days before had last summer," Tenet told the Joint was attacked off the coast of Yemen nation's alert status from its current predicted victory. That defeat was "a wake-up call," Eamon 0 Cui v, House-Senate panel examining the by terrorists believed to be part of al- yellow or "elevated" risk level to minister for rural, community and family affairs, said during a debate performance of U.S. intelligence Qaida. U.S. officials learned from orange or "high" risk, officials said late last month. agencies before the attacks on New interviews with Muhammad al- Thursday night. Opponents say the measure would threaten Irish neutrality, pro- York and Washington. "They are Darbi, an al-Qaida member captured The FBI sent out an alert to law mote militarism and reduce the influence of Ireland and other small reconstitUted. They are coming after in Yemen in August, that a Yemen enforcement agencies eight days ago EU member states. Moreover, they say, its defeat won't halt EU us. They are planning in multi-the- cell was planning an attack on a warning of a heightened risk of expansion. aters. They are planning to strike the Western oil tanker, sources said. attack after the release of separate homeland again." Similarly, in late September, U.S. communications purportedly from The CIA director said he had met intelligence officials learned of a al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden Autism Sweeping California, with Homeland Security Director communication from leaders of the and his second in command, Ayman Tom Ridge Thursday and will meet South Asian terrorist group Jemaah Zawahiri. The warning also followed StndySays with him again Friday, adding that Islamiyyah directing followers to the shooting of a U.S. Marine in LOS ANGELES TIMES administration officials have "taken attack Western targets, including Kuwait and the attack on the oil An explosion in autism cases in California over the past 15 years action in sectors we're most con- tourist sites such as Bali, government tanker off Yemen. is not the result of changes in diagnostic criteria or an improvement in diagnosis, but represents a real epidemic that is sweeping the state, according to a major new study sent to the state legislature on Thurs- Witness to Recent Sniper Attack day. The number of people with autism being served by the California Department of Developmental Services surged by 273 percent from 1987 to 1998 - and is growing by about nine cases per day. That Gave False Testimony, Police Say increase cannot be explained away by better data, immigration to the By Stephen Braun van were inaccurate, reports of an lookout was one of a number of state or any other simple rationale, the report said. and Jonathan Peterson olive-skinned person were inaccu- "bulletins and alerts sent all over the Experts believe the epidemic is affecting the rest of the country - LOS ANGELES TIMES rate." place that night" by police officers and most industrialized nations - as well, but California is a bell- ROCKVILLE, MD. The witness, whom police fed accounts by witnesses at the wether because it is the only state for which good data are presently A witness' account of a sniper declined to identify, emerged soon Home Depot and on the roads near- available. suspect in a cream-colored van, after the shooting of Linda Franklin by. "Did it cripple the investigation? "Autism is on the rise in the state and we still do not know why," which touched off a furious dragnet outside a Home Depot store Mon- No," Lubas said. said Dr. Robert S. Byrd of the University of California, Davis' MIND late Monday involving police heli- day night. Reports of a white van, possibly Institute, the primary author of the report. "The results of this study copters and roadblocks in two Just minutes after the first Fair- a Chevy Astro or Ford Econoline, are, without a doubt, sobering. They increase the urgency of trying to states, has been thrown out, law fax County, Va., officers arrived at remain of intense interest in the find an answer about what causes autism." enforcement officials said Thursday. the open-air parking structure where case, and task force officials have Experts said the report should quell the controversy over whether . The latest frustration in the Franklin had been hit, police began previously released composite the epidemic is real. sniper. case _underscored the scant taking action based on the witness' drawings of such vehicles, based on evidence police have been able to .' account that an "olive-skinned'; milD witness accounts from a shooting in assemble, despite more than two driving a "cream-c'olored" van with Spotsylvania County, Va. Police Indonesia Names Muslim Cleric weeks of shoQtings that have terror- a silver ladder rack on top and a also have released a composite pic- I ized the Washington, D.C., region, burned-out taillight on its left rear ture of a white box truck reported A Suspect in Church Bombings leaving nine dead and two wounded. side had fled the scene. The witness . by witnesses near crime scenes in LOS ANGELES TIMES Investigators Thursday remained also told police he had seen the gun- Montgomery County. Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Bashir, accused by neighboring coun- unable to complete a composite man wield an AK-74, an assault Dozens of light-colored vans tries of heading a regional terrorist group, was named by Indonesian drawing of a suspect or-even the rifle of Russian origin. were halted on Virginia and Mary- police Thursday as a suspect. in a series of church bombings and getaway vehicle used in the most Based on that initial report, Fair- land highways after the shooting ordered to appear for questioning. recent shooting, in Falls Church, fax police broadcast an alert for the Monday night, and dark-skinned The move appears to be the first step in a crackdown on suspected Va., based on available information. suspect vehicle and driver over their drivers were detained - in some terrorists in Indonesia following a weekend car bombing on the resort Police also cast doubt .on reports departmental radio channels. Infor- cases, at gunpoint - by police island of Bali, which killed more than 180 people, mostly young for- that a dark-skinned gunman fled the mation also moved by teletype to before they were released. eigners. scene in Northern Virginia Monday police departments throughout the Police said Thursday they were President Megawati Sukarnoputri, who has been under pressure night, an account that was provided region. Police raced into position on still uncertain whether the witness from the United States for months to take action against alleged ter- by the discredited witness. major interstate highways, bridges had purposely given a false report or rorists, said Thursday she will issue an emergency decree enabling Still, they maintained that any and other roads, all in search of the was overcome by the. emotion of the I police to hold terror suspects without trial. damage to the investigation has cream-colored van. moment. But Lubas said Fairfax The order could trigger the immediate arrest of Islamic militants, been minimal. "I hope that this has "One of the alerts did come from police were suspicious enough of including Bashir, who have been linked to terrorist activities by not set back the investigation," this," Fairfax spokeswoman Lt. the man's motives to launch "a sec- authorities in other countries but are living freely in Indonesia. Montgomery County Police Chief Amy Lubas said Thursday. At the ondary, separate investigation" into Megawati is expected to sign the decree Friday, and Bashir has Charles Moose said. "Reports of the same time, she added, the erroneous his actions. been ordered to report to police on Saturday. He denies any role in terrorist acts. "To combat terrorism, the government needs a legal base," the Heated Congressional Debate Kills president told reporters. "So the government is going to issue a (decree) soon." Progress on Homeland Security Bill MicrosOft Sees Sales, Profits Grow By Nick Anderson The bill would shift all or part of Finger-pointing has begun LOS ANGELES TIMES LOS ANGELES TIMES 22 federal agencies into one Cabinet already on Capitol Hill. Lawmakers Microsoft Corp. profit more than doubled in the fiscal first quarter WASHINGTON superagency with roughly 170,000 are anxious to dodge blame for fail- as the biggest software firm forced large customers to accept Unpopular Once considered almost unstop- employees, responsible for, among ing to act on homeland security after and more costly multiyear licensing deals or risk paying even more for pable, a sweeping proposal to many functions, securing airports, last year's terrorist attacks awak- the future products. reshape the federal government to seaports and borders. Backers say ened the public to vulnerabilities. The Redmond, Wash., maker of Windows computer operating sys- help fend off terrorism has lost its the reorganization, which would be In the House, which passed its tems, Office productivity software and programs to run servers, e-mail aura of inevitability and could die the most significant since the mod- version of a homeland security bill and databases said earnings rose to $2.73 billion, or 50 cents a share, this year amid partisan warfare in ern Defense Department was in late July, 295-132, Republican from $1.28 billion, or 23 cents, a year earlier. Sales jumped 26 percent Congress. launched more than 50 years ago, leaders taunt their Senate counter- to a record $7.75 billion. On Thursday, senior Senate would help focus the government's parts for failing to do the same. "AI- Without a $291 million charge for impaired investments, the com- Democrats and Republicans again now-splintered response to threats Qaida doesn't have a Senate," said pany would have reported 55 cents a share in the three months ended clashed publicly over remaining dis- exposed after the Sept. 11 terrorist House Majority Leader Dick Armey Sept. 30, well above the company's earlier prediction of 42 or 43 cents. putes in legislation that would create attacks. (R-Texas). "This truly was an exceptional quarter," said Microsoft Chief a department of homeland security. But with little more than two Within the Senate, each party Financial Officer John Connors. "We saw broader customer adoption The continuing impasse centers weeks left before the Nov. 5 elec- accuses the other of stifling compro- of our licensing programs than we anticipated." on labor and personnel issues within tions and Republicans and Democ- mise. Microsoft's stock rose 36 cents to $50.77 in regular Nasdaq trading, the proposed agency, with Republi- rats fighting for control of Congress, But most Democrats, joined by a then shot up to $53.14 in after.hours trading after the earnings report. cans wanting more power for man- chances are fading that the Senate breakaway Republican, Sen. Lin- The stock has held more of its value than other technology shares as agement and Democrats wanting to will pass the bill before the vote. coln Chafee of Rhode Island, have Microsoft leverages its Windows monopoly in new areas. preserve union rights. Some advocates hold out hope lined up behind an alternative. It Analysts said Microsoft was benefiting from unparalleled clout, As a result, a bill once embraced for passage in a lame-duck session, would force the president to make execution and comparatively inexpensive offering as it gets a bigger by Republican and Democratic con- but that too is iffy. Further talks on - certain findings about the terror- share of companies' declining technology spending. gressional leaders is stuck in limbo, a possible compromise still are like- fighting role of employees within "In about the worst information technology environment in memo- more than six weeks after the Senate ly to prove difficult. And both par- the department before he could use ry, Microsoft has just powered right through - and they're only get- began to debate it and more than ties will be looking ahead to the his national security authority to dis- ting stronger," said Bank of America Securities analyst Robert Austri- four months after President Bush start of the next Congress in Janu- solve collective bargaining agree- an. proposed it. ary. ments. Page 4 THE TECH October 18, 2002 OPINION

Chairman Sandra M. Chung '04 Editor in Chief Jennifer Krishnan '04 Business Manager Dear Ian Lai G United Nations, Managing Editor Joy Forsythe '04 Weapons Executive Editor inspectors may ret to Iraq Nathan Collins G unconditionallY.* urn .Yf:'IISS7AFF News and Features Director: Kevin R. Lang G; News Editors: Keith J. Winstein '03. Brian Loux '04, Christine R. Fry '05; Staff: Harold Fox G, Naveen Sunkavally G, Dan Cho '02, Jeffrey Greenbaum '04, Vicky Hsu '04, Richa Maheshwari '04, Flora Amwayi '05, Vincent Sincerely, Chen '05, Aaron Du '05, Sam Hwang '05, Tom Kilpatrick '05, Amerson Lin '05, Jing-Helen Tang '05, Qian Wang '05, Lauren Lebon '06, Kathy Lin '06, Veena Ramaswamy '06, Beck- ett Sterner '06, Marissa Vogt '06, Jenny Zhang '06; l\leteorologists: Robert Lindsay Korty G. Greg Lawson G, Nikki Prive G, *AJI offers Subject to chao e . William Ramstrom G. Michael J. Ring G, Efren Gutierrez '03. other offer or resolution Al g WI~Out notice. 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Tortorice '02, Philip Bur- partition plan and at long last having two ize that inter-city rail, like highways and air- rowes '04. Andrew C. Thomas '04, Stephanie W. Wang '04; Staff: Basil Enwegbara G, Brice For Peace in Palestine states for two peoples. This solution is not ports, requires significant government _subsi- Smith G. Michael Borucke 'a I, Kris Schnee '02, The fantasyland fog of Palestinian Aware- perfect; the Palestinians living in the refugee dies in order to remain economically viable, Gretchen Aleks '04, Ken Nesmith '04, Tao ness Week finally lifted this Sunday evening, camps would have to resolve to settle in Jor- If the Northeast Corridor ever receives its fair Yue '04, Vivek Rao '05. when Israeli Knesset Member Benny Elon dan and build new lives there, This would share of capital funding, it c<:mldbe faster _than addressed the MIT community. Elon present- mean giving up their irredentist hopes and the air shuttle and almost as cheap as the bus. SPURTS STAFF Editors: Hel3lla Kadyszewski i03, Jennifer ,De ed fl comp~Il,i\1g .,anc;lcre<\ti~e .5qJutionJo. the .,re.cQQcilin.&Jhem~eJves!9 th~ e..'f:ist~nceJo(the . '1>" J.\\tp.Qjlgh ~t.:a~:sJl-.cuIr~nt ;;low. fare" Boer '05; Staff: O.B. Usmen '03. Israeli-Palestinian conflict. He powerfully cut Jewish state. _ Acela RegionaJ. service ($54 wzStudent through the rhetoric of Sharon and Bush to In exchange, they would have self-deter- Advantage or $58 w/AAA card) is slightly AR7SS7:-tFF Editors: Jeremy Baskin '04, Daniel S. Robey reveal the insurmountable difficulties involved mination and independence in a viable state. slower than the air shuttle door-to-door and '04; Associate Editor: Allison C. Lewis '04; in carving out a quasi-state-entity within a That may not be a perfect ending to the story, somewhat more expensive than Greyhound, I Staff: Erik Blankinship G, Lance Nathan G, sovereign nation, and laid out a practical but it may very well be the best available, for personally prefer it because it pr9vides some~ Bence P. Olveczky G, Sonja Sharpe G, Aman- vision for Palestinian economic prosperity and all concerned. thing that neither the air shuttle nor the bus deep Loomba '02, Amy Meadows '03, Sonali social reform. Although Elon's solution may Richard Kraus G can deliver: productive time. It is virtually Mukherjee '03, Chaitra Chandrasekhar '04, not be perfect, it is representative of the kind impossible to work on a problem set while sit- Jed Horne '04. Pey-Hua Hwang '04, Izzat of courageous and bold thinking necessary to ting on the tarmac at Logan or crammed into a Jarudi '04, Devdoot Majumdar '04, Atif Z. create peace and opportunity in a land weary The Safety of Amtrak Greyhound seat, but on Amtrak it's no prob:. Qadir '04. Chad Serrant '04, Eric Chemi '05, of constant bloodshed. The recent article "Planes, Trains, and Chi- lem. However, since the MIT workload is so Patrick Hereford '05, Jorge Padilla '05, Ricky lan Jacobi '06 natown Buses" [Oct. 4] claims that "doubts light, I am sure that this is not a consideration Rivera '05, Kevin Der '06, Joseph Graham. about safety" have plagued Amtrak's Acela for most students. 1'1I0TOCRAPIIY STAFF Israeli Knesset-member Benny Elon sup- service. - However, nothing could be further Michael Anderson G Editors: Aaron D. Mihalik G, Wendy Gu '03; ports giving the Palestinians a completely sov- from the truth. In spite of recent budgetary Associate Editor: Jonathan Wang '05; Staff: ereign and territorially contiguous state problems and mechanical glitches with new Erika Brown G, James Camp G, Michelle approximately three times the size of the state equipment, Amtrak's Northeast Corridor Keep Sanctions Povinelli G, Samudra Vijay G, Dong Wang G, of Israel, in which the Palestinians would be, remains by far the safest mode of transporta- Stanley Hu '00, Kailas Narendran '0 I, and indeed are already, the majority, tion between Boston and New York. Ever .Against Iraq Daniel Bersak '02. Yi Xie '02, Scott John- For this, he has been called a "Nazi" and since the fatal 1987 collision at Gunpowder Janis Sermulins contends in last Friday's ston '03. Ekaterina Ossikine '03, Pedro L. Arrechea '04, Miguel A. Calles '04, Brian been accused of desiring "ethnic cleansing" River, Maryland, all Northeast Corridor trains column ["Unreasonable Sanctions"] that Iraq Hemond '04, Tim Shen '04, Dalton Cheng '05, by those who bill themselves as supporters of - Amtrak, commuter, and freight - have is not a threat to civilians in America. On this Annie Ding '05, Roger Li '05, Michael Lin '05. the Palestinian cause. Why is such vitriol been equipped with an Automatic Train Con- point she is right, but I believe she misunder- Timothy Suen '05, Amy L. Wong '05. E-won heaped upon Mr. Elon' s head? Because the trol system which immediately applies the stands the situation and the people of Iraq. '1'oon '05, Victoria Fan '06, Melanie Michalak state he proposes giving to the Palestinians is brakes if any train attempts to pass a restric- I have become convinced that Saddam '06, Edward Platt '06, Frances Omoleye Roberts Jordan. tive signal. Hussein is a problem to global security, Sad- '06, Elizabeth Zeilner '06, Jean Zheng '06, Jason Of course, Mr. Elon is hardly the first per- This system eliminates operator error as a dam Hussein sees himself as the first in a long LaPenta. son to suggest this idea. The state of Jordan possible cause of high speed collisions and line of pan-Arabian rulers. If sanctfons are FEA TURES STAFF came into being when the British decided to provides a level of safety not available with lifted, Saddam' s regime will see a large influx Editor: Eun J. Lee '04; Columnists: Akshay partition the mandate into a prospective Jew- highways or aviation. As a result, Amtrak has of money. He will use these to build the only Patil '04, Michael Short '05; Cartoonists: ish state between the Jordan River and the provided over 20 billion passenger-miles of weapons capable of countering the American Bao- Yi Chang '02, Jumaane Jeffries '02, Lara Mediterranean Sea, and a Palestinian state travel on the Northeast Corridor since 1987 military. With America out of the way, he will Kirkham '03, Alison Wong '03, Sean Liu '04, east of the Jordan River. The Arabs rejected without a single passenger fatality. In con- quickly resume the task of creating his Arabi- Nancy Ph an '05. Josie Sung '05; Staff: this plan, demanding all the land on both sides trast, one would expect about 15 fatalities an empire. The consequences would be dire, Ricarose Roque '06. of the River. They repeatedly waged war to over the same distance if traveling by air shut- Imagine if the USSR had had over half of the HUSISESS STAFF get all the land, but lost every time. tle, and about 300 fatalities if traveling by car. proven oil reserves in the world, Adnrtising Manager: Aye Moah '05; Staff: The miserable conditions in which they The article is also mistaken in its claims The question faced by the U.S. govern- William Li '06. and their descendants live now is a conse- that "Congress is pressuring new Amtrak ment is not "should we fight," but rather !7X'IIS()/.(JCY S7AFF quence of their having been defeated. In the president David Gunn to make the service "when should we fight." Staff: Frank Dabek G, Kevin Atkinson '02, interests of finally having a real peace, howev- profitable." To the contrary, recent bills sug- Shawn Tsosie '03 Daniel Leeds '05.

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Ken Nesmith ing an extra student life fee of $200. This this year's selection. Here lies the worst mon- money, taken from the hands of students and/or strosity ever to invite incessant bombing but To Risk Now that dark nights, wet days, and cold their parents, both runs the center and pays for receive habitation instead, Simmons. It's a dis- everything reminds us that we're well into the food for people who like diversity or other aster. Have you looked at the thing? It boggles school year, we students will spend more time administration-sanctioned student activities, the mind that we paid money to build this beast. Andrew C. Thomas both indoors and on campus, a most unfortunate some of which reportedly do not consist of thin- It houses about 350 undergrads, doesn't include combination. Everyone complains about the Iy veiled free meals. modem innovations like air conditioning, and is After hearing of devastation in paradise, I campus, and of course, it deserves the attacks. The student center additions come in second nothing short of repulsive. Small windows, cus- wonder at how lucky I am. The bombings of I think the best adjective to describe the MIT place. Although they're really just renovations, tom cut for maximum expense and predesigned nightclubs on the resort island of Bali have campus is "industrial strength." (Old column they're still great. The dining and lounge space with limited opening capabilities to prevent sui- shocked the world from their senselessness. reference #1: I once described the campus in the formerly vacant front hall works well, cides, dot a rotting gray facade patched with One living in this brave new world should be appearance as the prod- and the new restaurants primary-colored panels that look terrible. less surprised that such incidents could happen. uct of a bad case of ------seem to be fine, if a bit Why did this happen? Why can't we have This summer I traveled to Bali as a leader of architectural diarrhea. I expenSive. nice things? Incidentally, the dorm cost over the Canadian delegation to the International stand by that descrip- Here lies the worst monstrosity Allowing LaVerde's $70 million to build, and tuition is now Physics Olympiad, a competition for bright tion, but no less believe to accept the MIT card $28,030. In this year's campus review, Sim- high school students from all over the world. this comparison to ever to invite incessant bombing is another positive mons finishes dead last, though Frank Gehry's The event serves not only as a test of knowl- chemical cleanser is but receive habitation instead _ development. I still messy new computer center, arriving next year, edge and intelligence for roughly 300 young warranted.) It's fairly don't understand why it should challenge its title as the worst thing to be physicists, but as a place where scientists of all large and unwieldly, Simmons. It's a disaster. Have took so long to make built, ever. When The Onion begins openly ages and backgrounds come to meet each other. and doesn't have that happen, or why it mocking the architect building your campus, as The spirit of cooperation is astonishing. For attractive packaging. you looked at the thing? isn't immediately they did last week of Gehry, it's not a good example, there were several language barriers, Its innards are shame- implemented in other sign. (Old column reference #2: I once com- but all were overcome with a community effort. lessly exposed: pipes ------local businesses. pared the appearance of the new computer cen- The competition was originally to be held at run along hallway ceil- There's no need for a ter to that of a discarded scrap heap, not mean- the technological-institute of Bandung, a city ings, and tubs of chemicals litter corridors - high transaction cost on the card, and setting up ing it as a compliment. A few months later, in east of Jakarta on the island of Java. But post- the combined effect invokes the image of a the payment system should be an as smooth and an interview in Esquire about the center, Gehry Sept. 11 fears caused the organizers to move the plain white bottle marked with a few danger easy as the smoothies at Alpine Bagel. Subcon- noted he was going for the "discarded scrap" competition to Nusa Dua, a comparatively signs and labeled "DETERGENT" and maybe tracting to a major credit card company like look. I guess he meant to do that, then.) expensive tourist resort on the island of Bali. some chemical percentage numbers, rather than Visa or Mastercard to run a basic debit card sys- The wretched new dorm is bad enough, but The venue change was aided and sponsored by superfluous descriptions using words arranged tern enabled at local businesses might even MIT's decision to restrict freshmen freedom by the Indonesian government, knowing that a to convey ,meaning (sentences) describing the work best, as they clearly have an easy time forcing them to live on campus, regardless of large international event would help the coun- product - sort of like our course, class, and achieving success in widely variant market con- their desire to live elsewhere, perhaps in build- try's profile as a global presence. Thus the com- building numbers. ditions. There's no excuse for this deficiency. ings that don't induce either nausea or involun- petition was saved, and of previously participat- .As with a strong industrial cleaning solvent, Most likely, some obscure office is making a bit tary twitches, adds insult to injury. The decision ing countries, all but the U.S. team attended. using it burns like hell and may destroy the of money of the current bad, stagnant system is a bad one. It is immoral in its needless restric- During the entirety of the trip, we were told object to be cleaned/educated, but it's infinitely (Web access is available only as of this year), tion of freedom, insulting in its imposition of a how safe Bali was. This was largely due, as our more effective than those wussy off-the-shelf, and changing it would step on the wrong toes. parent-child relationship between MIT and its tour guides explained, to the overwhelming pro- lemon scented handsoaps that pass for other This silliness is reminiscent of Technology undergraduates, and destructive in its artificial portion of Hindu-practicing residents of Bali, colleges and universities. Pour on a good dallop Licensing Office absurdities. Get this - see the attempt to forcibly build community at the cost about 95 percent. The presence of the Hindu of MIT, give it a good scrub, and you can bet MIT logo on your brass rat? When you buy the of thriving fraternal communities, still suffering religion, they continued, meant that due to their from those bleary eyed students, thought- rat, your class ring, the most immediately tangi- the long hangover of a drunken administration belief in reincarnation, the people of the island cleansed students will come out shiny and new, ble mark of your MIT education and a nearly decision to put all freshmen on campus without were morally repelled from crime, because or fatally injured. Like some chemicals, its universal symbol of pride in the MIT student choice to leave. Admittedly, the threat of an what goes around would eventually come products may cause extensive environmental or and alumni community, you pay a proportional infamous lawsuit, settled instead by extortion around as karmic retribution. In other words, societal damage as well, but we probably won't fee to the Technology Licensing Office - for and this haphazard solution, forced MIT's hand fear of conventional crime was extremely low, notice until its too late and our kids have cancer using the logo of the school you attend. We are to some degree. No less, they're disappointingly because incidence of such crime was also low. from persistent organic pollutants or we don't the reaSon this school exists; we comprise its complicit in the affair. Of course, I can think of no one who would speak to another human in the course of a day student body, and give it its purpose of educa- The new housing system and the ongoing call a terrorist bombing a conventional crime. thanks to the new Web. tion and research - yet we pay a licensing homogenization of the MIT community, But still over 180 people are dead and many

- . A few recent additions to the campus war- .. office to- use the name of our school, on our - .though, is -a rant. for another: .day. - .this is I more. are injured .. Preliminary investigations rant new reView. The Z-center winS first plac~, class ring. Absurd. - enough ranting for a long time. But lose no suggest that al Qaida is directly connected to the hands doWn. It's a full-fledged fitness center But I digress,La lot. Back to the campus hope! Good spirits will win the day, if I only bombing, a fact that President Bush has with little to complain about. Everyone loves it. review. So far we have the fantastic Z-Center focus on the positive - I'll go workout at the trumped up in an effort to keep up support for It even looks cool, and in the tradition of athlet- and the pretty-cool student center, and now we Z-Center, have a delicious smoothie or perhaps the aging war on terror. As an international ic facilities, people refer to it with words instead 'arrive at the bottom of the fruit barrel, where we a crepe at Stratton, and then go home to Boston organization, it is free to move across borders of numbers. It only loses points for necessitat- find the bruised and worm-ridden remains of to a beautiful house that's not a sponge. and have its members frequently blend with the local population. There goes the karma theory. But how could anyone not see this coming? Bali is a jewel in Indonesia's financial crown. It A Potential Middle East Solution represents an immense source of revenue for the country of over 200 million. In addition, it is the Guest Column d'etre. However, simply expecting the issue to possessions and property they had left behind. only major island in the archipelago that is not Maxim Shusteff and Jake Solomon disappear without being addressed was a cata- In contrast, the approximately 600,000 Arab predominantly Muslim. Immediately this sug- strophic shortfall of the Oslo framework. refugees who left Israel in the same time period gests it as a target by any Muslim radicals, Another key issue that most Israeli politi- for the surrounding Arab lands remain in which Indonesia is known to host. These two This past Sunday, MIT Students for Israel cians have failed to seriously consider is the sta- refugee camps to this day, intentionally unab- reasons alone make Bali an extremely inviting hosted Israeli Knesset Member Benny Elon for bility and viability of a Palestinian state in the sorbed by the local Arab governments. target for a terrorist attack against either West- a special lecture on the situation in the Middle West Bank and Gaza. Any such state would Elon concluded that in a gradual and peace- erners or the moderate secular government. East. For those of us in the organization, the likely never satisfy the Palestinians. It would ful way, by consent of all nations involved, President Megawati Sukarnoputri, who is open-mindedness and diversity of the audience necessarily completely depend on Israel for negotiators ought to formulate a plan to inte- herself part Balinese, has been slow to address and the unfettered question and answer session almost every natural resource, as well as have grate the Palestinian population in the refugee the operation of terrorist groups in Indonesia. 'following the lecture epitomized the true real- its economy inseparably tied to Israel's. camps with the Palestinian population in Jordan News reports suggest this hesitation results ization of the academic spirit at MIT. We felt The lack of territorial contiguity between to form a viable nation capable of self-determi- from fear of insulting the large Muslim moder- proud of the academic community here' for pro- Gaza and the two sections of the West Bank nation with the necessary territorial integrity for ate. Logic suggests that she is short-sighted, viding us an environment free of the threats and would forever hamper this state's integrity. independence. To begin, doing this successfully interested in ke~ping Bali's tourist industry intimidation that have beleaguered pro-Israel Also, it would be simply suicidal for Israel to with even a single refugee community would thriving by limiting fears of any possible students at other universities in North America, consent to the military independence of a hos- set a precedent and demonstrate the feasibility attacks. Openly acknowledging fear of terror- most recently at Concordia in Montreal. tile state several minutes drive from every of the idea. Elon suggested re-channeling U.S. ism in Bali would immediately lead to a down- About a month ago, we first heard that Elon major Israeli population center. In short, in a aid money in the Middle East toward this new turn in tourism. In this way, Megawati has gam- would be traveling through Boston. Our first state in the West Bank and Gaza, Palestinian "Marshall Plan" to settle Palestinian refugees in bled and lost. The tourism loss in Bali is already reaction was to jump to take advantage of this statehood would be compromised from the very Jordan and, build them real homes and real lives. being felt economically across Indonesia. unique opportunity for MIT students to hear beginning, and Palestinians would never be able Elon presented his plan not as one that So the question remains: Why did this hap- directly from an active participant in the politics to properly exercise true national self-determi- would please every individual affected by it, but pen? The majority of tourists to Bali are Aus- of the Middle East. However, as time went on, nation in peace with Israel. as one that would constructively seek a regional tralian, not American. In fact, at first estimates members of MIT Students for Israel raised vari- Acknowledging that his ideas might go political resolution to what he sees at the major only three Americans seem to have been ous fears and objections. Should we be afraid to against current notions of political correctness, problem in Israel. The idea of physically sepa- involved, the bulk of the victims being Aus- sponsor such a controversial speaker? Would but st!essing the need for independent, creative, rating two intertwined peoples in bitter conflict tralian, British or German. One could suppose there be unruly protests? and honest thinking in order to deal with the opposes some entrenched notions of political that residents of these countries would have less Many members of MIT Students for Israel unique challenges in the region, Elon then out- conventional wisdom, but the idea's potential to to fear from anti-American terrorist groups. don't personally agree with Elon's political lined an approach to a solution. stop bloodshed and achieve a peaceable settle- But the evidence suggests that in particular, platform. Would we be misrepresenting our- First, he pointed out that, following World ment was amply demonstrated by the popula- the actions of al Qaida are not directed at Amer- selves and the Israeli and Jewish community at War I, the British Mandate of Palestine includ- tion exchange between Turkey and Greece in icans, but those who are simply "against them." MIT as a whole? In the end, we agreed that no ed present day Israel, the West Bank, Gaza and the 1920s, in which nearly two million people No one is spared, and Americans are certainly matter what he might say, Elon would present Jordan. This original territory was first divided on both sides were relocated, and for which Dr. not being singled out. This battle is about a an honest, well-reasoned perspective that would some years later, 'in 1922, when the British Fridtjof Nansen won the 1922 Nobel Peace way of life, not nationality. Americans make a lead his audience to a better understanding of handed about three-quarters of historic Palestine Prize. The plan's results today are peaceful tempting label, but a dangerous one. the challenges that the peoples of the Middle (everything east of the Jordan River) to King diplomatic relations free of violent conflict, and As a Canadian I shared in the arrogance of East presently face. We were not disappointed. Abdullah, great-grandfather of present-day Jor- Elon suggested that a similar approach could do my fellow physicists in presuming that it was Elon opened his speech by analyzing what danian King Abdullah, creating the modern-day the same for the Israelis and P.alestinians. safe for me to travel to Bali, aside from food caused the degeneration of the Oslo Accords Hashemite State of Jordan. To this day, the vast Whether the plan is feasible or desirable was poisoning or the Balinese equivalent of Mon- into the current Intifada. He suggested that the majority of Jordan's citizens - about 70 per- left up to the listener to decide. As was clear tezuma's Revenge. I was lucky that I didn't pay Oslo Accords failed because the negotiators cent - cOJl$iderthemselves Palestinians. from the question period after the talk, the range for that attitude. If a group of angry, militant chose to procrastinate with endless interim About 860,000 Jewish refugees came to of responses from audience members was extra- people want to create panic, an assembly of agreements, rather than face the difficult issues. Israel from Arab lands starting in 1947. Elon ordinarily broad, but it was plain that everyone people from many countries, including students, One such issue is the return of the Palestin- noted that, given a viable home to move to and present came away given something to think makes a perfect target. My heart cries out for ian refugees, which, as Elon pointed out, no the opportunity for national self-determination, about by Elon's reasoned analysis of the situa- the victims and their families. It is my hope that serious Israeli politician can ever agree to, since these refugees did not cultivate the desire to tion and the conclusions he drew. the senseless deaths of these vacationers are the it would negate the definition ofIsrael as a Jew- return to the Arab lands where they had lived in Maxim Shusteff G and Jake Solomon G are last for a long time, and that no more countries ish state and eradicate its fundamental raison most cases for nearly 2,000 years, despite all the members of MIT Students for Israel. will play brinkmanship with their visitors' lives. The October 18, Tech 2002

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Founded in 1983 by composer and pianist Bernardino Beggio, Inter-€nsemble is a new sor: Dibner Institute. music group dedicated to all contemporary music irrespective of style, technique, "school" or ideology. From the 10:00 a.m. - Admissions Information Session. Admissions Office Information Session gathers at the Admissions outset the group has had a special commitment to experimental, research2000 cars! Buyers admission is $5 (you get $1 off if you're lucky enough to have a copy of our ad) and sellers processing. New features such as non-contiguous selection, an expanded Clipboard, a new drawing layer, a new spaces are $20 for the first and $15 for each additional at the gate. 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Name your own price on authentic African meditation followed by chanting. free. Room: Mezzanine Lounge, Student Center. Sponsor: Buddhist Community at art! MIT. Choose from a variety of African delicacies! And you'll be helping to keep a child in Africa in school. free. Room: La 2:00 p.m. - 4:30 p.m. - Band Aid: Free Benefit Concert for the ARC. Come see MIT performers: Resonance, Road- Sala de Puerto Rico. Sponsor: African Students Association. EASE - Expediting Access to Standard Education. kill Buffet, Dan Katz and Plexis. All donations go the ARC, Advocates for the Rights of People with disabilities. Tell 1:00 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. - Introduction to Beneflt-Cost Analysis for Environmental Policy. Professor James K. Ham- your friends!. free. Room: Little Kresge. Sponsor: Mil Dramashop. mitt Harvard School of Public Health. Room: MIT Bldg. 54-915. Sponsor: Mexico City Project, MIT-Harvard Seminar 4:00 p.m. - Scooby-doo. Series on Environmental Management. Rated PG for some rude humor, language and some scary action. $3.00. Room: 26-100. Sponsor: LSC. 1:30 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. - For Graduate Students: Creating an Effective CV. This workshOp is intended for PhDs 5:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. - Global Rhythms - A Fusion Concert. A Miami University-Ohio production featuring 20 mem- seeking an academic career. Learn the fundamentals of creating an effective CV. Get a faculty member's perspec- ber percussion ensemble performing integrated rhythms from Asia, Africa, and South America. The group primarily tive on how to request references. If a workshop section is full, please check back as there may be cancellations. performs Indian raaga based music, with a heavy emphasis on rhythm, and strives to integrate the music of Asia. Important: Please bring 3 copies of your CV or draft for a peer critiquing exercise. Go to Africa and South America. The result is unique, complex, and the .pulse of a new era." For more information about . 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Sponsor: Chemical Engineering. 3:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. - The Politics and Work of Motherhood. Part of the Politics and Technology of Motherhood 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. - Physical Education lottery. free. Room: W32-125. Sponsor: Physical Education. Lecture Series. free. Room: E51-345. Sponsor: Women's Studies Program. Technology and Culture Forum, MIT 10:00 a.m. - Admissions Infonnatlon Session. free. Room: Admissions Reception Center, Building 10, Room 10- Medical, Workplace Center. 100. Sponsor: Information Center. 3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. - Differential Processing of Vestibular Sensory Information during Passive and Self-Gener- 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. - Baylor School of Medicine Admissions Presentation. free. Room: 2-131. Sponsor: ated Head Motion. Special Man Vehicle Laboratory Seminar OCSPA. featuring guest speaker from Aerospace Medical Research Unit, Department of Physiology, McGill University, Mon- 10:45 a.m. - Campus Tour. free. Room: Lobby 7 (Main Entrance Lobby at 77 Massachusetts Ave.). Sponsor: Infor- treal, Canada. free. Room: 37-187. Sponsor: AeroAstro. Man Vehicle Laboratory. mation Center. 4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. - PSFC Seminar. "Resistive Wall Modes and Error Field Amplification." free. Room: NW17- 12:00 p.m. -1:00 p.m. - "Resettlement of the Sudanese 'lost Boys' from Kakuma Refugee Camp in 17 States 218. Sponsor: Plasma Science and Fusion Center. of the USA". Research presentation by recipients of Mellon-MIT Program on NGOs and Forced Migration funding. 4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. - Aero/ Astro Family Weekend Reception. A reception in honor of families of Aero/ Astro RSVP required (lunch is provided). free. Room: E38-615. Sponsor: Center for International Studies. _ . ~ students. The reception will be preceded by a lab tour from 3-4 PM. free. Room: Room 33-206. Sponsor: AeroAs- 12:00 p.m. -1:00 p.m. - Yale Sch~1 of Public Health Admis,slons Presentatlofl: free. Room: 2-131. Spor}~or: OCSPA.. , f •) tro. Alumni/ae Association. ,r 4:15 p.m. - 5:15 p.m. - How many Strings Graphs are there? Refreshments will be served at 3:30 PM in Room 2- 12:00 p.m. -1:30 p.m. - "War With Iraq: Pros and Cons". A debate sponsored by the CIS Starr Forum at the MIT 349. free. Room: Room 2-338. Sponsor: Combinatorics Seminar. Department of Mathematics. Center for International Studies, featuring Kenneth M. Pollack of the Brookings Institution, a former Iraq analyst for 5:00 p.m. - Women's Crew Frosh Extravaganza. free. Room: Charles River. Sponsor: Department of Athletics. the CIA and the Clinton Administration's National Security Council, and author of "The Threatening Storm: The Case 5:00 p.m. - Field Hockey vs. Smith College. free. Room: Jack Barry Turf. Sponsor: Department of Athletics. for Invading Iraq"; MIT Political Science Professor Stephen W. Van Evera, author of .Causes of War: Power and the 5:00 p.m. - lAP Research Mentor Program - Mentor Applications Due. Mentor applications for IRMP due by 5pm. Roots of Conflict"; and Owen Cote, Jr., Associate Director of the Security Studies Program at CIS and co-editor of free. Sponsor: UROP. the journal International Security. A second CIS Starr Forum on Iraq, "A US Invasion and Occupation of Iraq: Con- 5:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. - After the Beginning and Before the End: Opening Event. Please join us for the opening cerns and Scenarios" will be held at the same time and place on Monday, October 28. free. Room: Wong Auditori- event of "After the Beginning and Before the End", on October 18 at 5:30pm. The event starts out with the panel um (Tang Center, E51). Sponsor: Center for International Studies. discussion, titled On considering "Instruction Drawings" as permanent records of the evanescent origins of creative 2:00 p.m. - Admissions Information Session. free. Room: Admissions Reception Center, Building 10, Room 10- thought. followed by a reception. 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Room: 50-306. Sponsor: Ibgt@MIT. 6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. - spouses&partners@mit: Halloween Potluck Party. Everyone is encouraged to come in cos- 4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. - CMSE Colloquium. "Templated Self Assembly: The Role of Nanolithography in the Nan- tume. Spouses and children are welcome. Bring a dish to share (8 servings of meat, vegetable, salad, or dessert). otechnology Revolution." free. Room: 13-2137 (von Hippel Room). Sponsor: Center for Materials Science & Engi- Sponsored by spouses&partners@mit and the MIT Japanese Wives Group. free. Room: Lobdell Dining Room. Spon- neering. sor: spouses&partners@mit, MIT Medical. 4:00 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. - "TBA". free. Room: 2-143. Sponsor: Differential Geometry Seminar. Department of Mathe- 7:00 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. - MIT Anime Club showing: Vandread; Now and Then, Here and There; Hellsing. Watch a matics. selection of new and classic animation from Japan, as well as take advantage of our extensive library of Japanese 4:15 p.m •• 5:15 p.m. - Nonlinear Waves In High Bit Rate Communications. Refreshments will be served at 3:45 animation. Tonight: Vandread (the war of the sexes meets an alien invasion) and Now and Then, Here and There (a PM in Room 2-349. free. Sponsor: Applied Mathematics Colloquium. Department of Mathematics. dystopian look at life in a world gone mad [NOTE: Mature Content)); Hellsing 1-3 (life among the Vampire Hunters 5:00 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. - Failing Ught: A History of Ught, Space and Human Perception. free. Room: MIT Room 7- [NOTE: Mature Content]). free. Room: 6-120. Sponsor: Anime Club. MIT. 431 (AVf) , Dept. of Architecture. Sponsor: Building Technology Program:. 7:00 p.m. - Scooby-doo. Our familiar friends from the classic TV series are back! The gang is tricked into reuniting 6:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. - CEE Phone-A-Thon. Help out your Department and volunteer for Fundraising Efforts. Dinner after a break up a year earlier. They meet on a tropical island, where they must battle a mysterious force that turns will be provided. Room: Bush Room (10-105). Sponsor: Civil and Environmental Engineering. ordinary teenagers into orderly, polite, and very dangerous drones for an unknown evil cause. Stars Sarah Michelle 7:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. - "After Ufe". Japanese RIm Series. "A diverse group of people arrive at a drafty, antiquated Gellar (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard, and Linda Cardellini, with Rowan Atkinson. institution where they are offered condolences on their recent death and told they must select a treasured memory Rated PG for some rude humor, language and some scary action. $3.00. Room: 26-100. Sponsor: LSC. which will be recreated on film, and recollected for eternity. Shot in a semi-documentary style, without special 8:00 p.m. - MIT Family Weekend Concert. MIT Wind Ensemble and Festival Jazz Ensemble, Frederick Harris, effects, "After Life" is possibly the most convincing film ever made on the subject of the hereafter as well as a fas- music director. "Wind Ensemble Music from Around the World." An evening of music from around the globe featur- cinating commentary on the ink between moves and memory, while its immensely touching, wide-ranging recollec- ing "Old Home Days" by Charles Ives, "English Folk Song Suite" by Ralph Vaughn Williams, "Variations on a Korean tions constitute an intimate, informal history of twentieth-century Japan." -New Yorker Films. free. Room: 10-250. Folk Song" by J.B. Chance, and "Armenian Dances" by Alfred Reed. free. Room: Kresge Auditorium. Sponsor: Sponsor: MIT Japan Program, Foreign Languages & Literatures. Music and Theater Arts Section. 9:00 p.m. -1:00 a.m. - Monday Night Football at The Ear. Watch the game on The Thirsty Ear's big screen TV 8:00 p.m. - 10:00 p.m. - "Fireworks" aka "Hana-bl." HTC Film Series; Film directed by and starring Takeshi every Monday night. Tonight: Indianapolis vs. Pittsburgh. Hours: Monday: 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Tuesday - Thursday: 7 Kitano, Japan, 1998, 103 mins Detective Nishi is bitter when he learns that his wife Miyuki is terminally ill and his p.m. - 1 a.m. Friday: 4 p.m. - 1 a.m. The Thirsty Ear Pub is located in the basement of Ashdown House. Enter partner Horibe was shot and now tied to a wheelchair. Horibe wants to become a painter, but doesn't have money through the courtyard. Must be over 21. Proper ID required. Free. Room: The Thirsty Ear Pub. Sponsor: The Thirsty for that. To help him and a young pOlice widow whose husband was shot dead during an arrest, he borrows money Ear Pub. from yakuza. After that he buys an old car, paints it as a police car, and, dressed in uniform, singlehandedly robs a bank. With the money he goes on a final farewell journey together with his wife. free. Room: 7-431. Sponsor: Histo- ry. Theory and Criticism of Architecture and Art. 10:00 p.m. - Scooby-doo. Rated PG for some rude humor, language and some scary action. $3.00. Room: 26-100. Sponsor: LSC. Smoking Q-Tips Saturday, October 19 By Michael Short 8:00 a.m. - 12:00 a.m. - Family Weekend 2002. Sponsor: Parents Association. Mil Alumni Association. COLUMNIST 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. - Physical Education Lottery. free. Room: W32-125. Sponsor: Physical Education. Warning: This trick uses acids and bases. Wear all appropriate safety equipment when 9:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. - From Embryology to Evo-Devo. Dibner Institute Conference. free. Room: E56-100. Spon- using this stuff - goggles, gloves, shoes... for God's sake stay safe! I don't want to get sor: Dibner Institute. 10:00 a.m. - Men's Soccer vs. Babson College. free. Room: Steinbrenner Stadium. Sponsor: Department of Ath- sued! letics. 11:00 a.m. - Women's Volleyball vs. Caltech & Plymouth State College. free. Room: duPont Gym. 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Our speaker, Alfredo CM, will discuss the work he and others have done to demilitarize Guatemalan society; to bring about land such). Dip one Q-tip in ammonia, and one in the acid. Touch them together and reform; to guarantee the rights of workers; and to build a model for sustainable development that includes respect "smoke" should appear! for human rights. He will also tell us about the continuing campaign of political killing in Guatemala: in the last fif- teen months alone, 6 indigenous land-rights activists have been murdered. Who are the assassins and what are October 18, 2002 THE TECH Page 9 THE ARTS EAT THIS TELEVISION REVIEW TheTao X-Men:Evolution, Third Season X-pertly Done of Soup By Fred Choi cast also includes baddie Magneto and the The most recent episode was hands-down STAFF WRITER "Brotherhood," comprised of the familiar vil- brilliant, as the students at the Xavier Insti- How to Make a Gourmet X-Men: Evolution, Third Season lains Toad, Avalanche, Quicksilver, and the tute, now exposed as mutants and returning to Showing on Fox Blob. their high school, have to face open taunts, Pot of Soup Saturdays, 11:30 a.m. Structurally, the first two seasons were fear, discrimation, and intimidation for being well-paced, although generally stand-alone "muties. " By Winnie Yang ven though I'm more of an obsessed and expository. The first few episodes intro- In an extremely clever twist, Nightcrawler, STAFF WRITER fan than the average person, I think I duced most of the new recruits one by one, a blue-furred mutant who until he entered the can objectively say that X-Men Evolu- and a storyline was carried through the first Institute was always persecuted because his This is the first in a series of columns dedicat- tion, now in its third season, is proving half of Season One as Rogue's loyalty, at physical appearance was impossible to hide, is E able to pass as "normal" with the aid of his ed to bringing the pleasures 'ofgood eating to to be the best incarnation of X-Men yet, first wi th Mystique, eventually turned a table (or Athena cluster) near you. Along although purists may disagree. towards the X-Men. The rest of the first sea- device which disguises his appearance. The with a smattering of reviews, there will be There have been several previous adapta- son featured unrelated episodes, some of TV footage of the mutants only showed him some gastronomic exploration of Boston- and tions of the X-Men based on the original which obviously laid down the basis for in his blue-furred form and no one has con- Cambridge-area neighborhoods; experiments comics, which began in the 60's but didn't future episodes, including storylines involv- nected the human-looking student with the in cooking, eating, and drinking; and sundry achieve real success until their makeover in ing Mystique's relationship to Nightcrawler, blue-furred mutant, so Nightcrawler tries to other food-related tidbits. While the author the mid-1970's. These included some obscure Wolverine's past, and the villain, Jugger- take advantage of the situation by ignoring his would like this column to serve the broadest versions, such as a ridiculous episode of Spi- naut. friends and pretending to be "normal." possible public, this space will, at times, bet- derman and His Amazing Friends in the early Season Two took a surprise turn as the Evolution is at its best when it sets up ter service those equipped with cookingfacili- 80's, which featured the X-Men; a dated one- series introduced nine "new recruits." includ- scenes like this and plays them through ties or those without an aversion tofood that, off cartoon episode for TV in 1989 in which ing Iceman, Boom Boom, Wolfsbane, Berz- expertly without getting self-indulgent. The at one time, had aface. Bottom-line: You eat the Canadian X-Man Wolverine had an erker (apparently a character adapted from an series' immediately eye-catching animation is every day. Why not enjoy every bite? improbably Australian accent; a long-running obscure comic involving the Morlocks, a clearly influenced by the recent Batman series animated television series that ran for five sea- group of mutants who live in the city sewers), (with Archie noses) and looks much cleaner 1's that time of year again. Time to break out sons, from 1991 to 1996; and a highly suc- Multiple, Sunspot, Magma, Canonball, and than the original series. The original series, the down parka and put away the board cessful live-action movie version. The latter Jubilee, most of which were members of X- although lots of fun with a lot of extra charac- shorts. The leaves are just about to turn, has been the most well-known and well- Factor, a younger group of X-Men in the orig- ters and such lines as Storm's "Wind, repel offering their annual brilliant fall finery. received adaptation thus far, a trilogy directed inal comics. him!" always looked too cluttered, because it I included too many shadows and tried to And the equally dazzling constellation of heir- by Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects) and Instead of introducing the new recruits one loom tomatoes on display in the produce section starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, and by one, the second season was almost entirely mimic the look of the comic books. The story- is quickly dwindling down to piles of bland and Halle Berry. The first episode debuted in 2000 episodic, and many of the episodes were com- board artists of Evolution should also be insipid imported beefsteaks. (But I guess if and the second is due this coming May. pletely unrelated to the traditional X-Men applauded for the consistently creative style of you're stuck with Star Market, that's pretty Given the large body of X-Men mythology lore. The well-known X-Men character Beast animation. Likewise, William Anderson's much all you've ever had to work with anyway.) that has developed over the years in the was an adult added to the Xavier Institute, a music is consistently ear-catching and well- This time is when the sun becomes more sprawling comic book series and its numerous man named Robert Kelly replaced Mystique done. elusive and the wind more bullying; the last spin-offs, it is perhaps unsurprising that X- as principal of Bayville High (in the original There are a few changes which will send traces of your summer tan disappear altogether, Men Evolution has liberally adapted and comics Kelly was a senator who was a key purists howling in the streets, however. The leaving you h~oking as if you're a 6.111 student. sometimes blatantly ignored the previous player in the mutant vs. human debates), and students generally have abilities more power- Whether you're trying to chase off a premature material and adaptations. the Scarlet Witch was added to the Brother- ful than they ever had in the comics. Since winter chill or the inevitable sniffles, there's No doubt in order to ride on the success of hoods' group, but it was only in the last two when was Shadowcat able to phase a plane nothing be~er now than a big bowl of steaming the movie and to appeal to the Saturday morn- episodes of that season that started to be really with three other people in it through a mesa? hot soup. And really, there's nothing easier- ing cartoon-watching demographic, boys and plot-driven. And what a great difference a And since when was Jean Grey able to lift up and more satisfying'- to make yourself. girls, the main way the creators of the show good plot makes. The series was always a car, let alone a jet? And everyone knows "But" you might protest "who has the . have twisted the X-:-Menlore is by making the engaging, and with the kidnapping of Wolver- that Mystique can only transform her appear- :1QC"t!chlG "h't.l::" .... ()U~ .~')1 •• ~".I~& ..... -

I thing you subsequently make from the stock. to the Mystery Men- In any case, we can skip the stock and esque X-Men comic instead apply the principles of stock prepara- book spin-off, the re- tion to soups, minus all the fuss. hauled X-Factor comic (renamed X- Making Soup from Stratch Statix), which has As with stock, you'll need bones for your featured such memo- soup, and these can be found in any butcher- rable team members shop or sizeable meat department. I personally as "U-Go Girl" and prefer to use pork neckbones, but beef marrow "Doop".) bones and oxtail seem more readily available In Evolution, as locally. All have a little bit of meat that will in the other adapta- lend the resulting soup a richer, more robust tions, the mutants flavor. About two baseball-sized portions will attend and live in the suffice and will last a good week in the refrig- Xavier Institute erator. And they'll be cheap, to boot. (presided by the I try to keep a supply of carrots, celery well-known charac- stalks, and onions around, as they're useful ters Professor X, for flavoring all kinds of dishes, especially Storm, and Wolver- soups. You'll need about one or two of each ine) while they for the soup. Salt and pepper are also key, and attend the nearby I prefer to use kosher or sea salt (I'll explain Bayville High, run why in a future column). by the villainess Mystique as "Princi- WARNER BROTIIERS Soup, Page 11 pal Darkholme." The Magma and Iceman show their mutant powers in the TV series X-Men: Evolution. Page 10 THE TECH THE ARTS October 18,2002

PRODUCT REVIEW read. I didn't run the batteries down all the way, but the specified run time for the GPS unit is 12 hours on a set of 3 AAA batteries (includ- Timex Speed and Distance System ed), which is not bad for GPS. The receiver unit can be worn on your arm (with the same American Excess on Your Wrist strap and form factor as a jogging radio) or clipped onto your waist. The receiver is By Kailas Narendran the judge. reduce perspiration. I found this a great splash-proof, while the watch is water resis- STAFF WRITER The system is composed of two parts, the improvement over my previous fabric band tant to 50m. Even moving through the city, lronman Speed + Distance System GPS receiver and the wrist watch unit. The that gets soaked through with sweat on a regu- the receiver kept enough of a signal to work. By Timex GPS receiver is a palm-sized rectangular lar basis and smells horrible. They both have a very solid, well-built feel to $200 box that you can clip to your waist or attach Using the Speed and Distance system pro- them and definitely can withstand getting to your arm with a supplied armband. A vides measurement of speed, average speed, knocked around a bit. acing down the Esplanade on my wireless communication system allows it to maximum speed, pace, average pace, best The total price of the system is $200 for rolIerblades, I take the opportunity send enough information to the wrist unit to pace and distance all at the touch of a button. the 50-lap memory model. What you get in presented by a gap in traffic to glance give you a velocity accurate to 1/100 of a All this is displayed on the same screen as the exchange is an amazingly accurate measure of at my wrist. I'm wearing the latest mile per hour, and distance information time, scrolling across the alphanumeric sec- your performance. It also gives you quantita- R tion of the display. The watch also has a tive feedback on pace and speed, invaluable tool in America's war on uncertainty, the accurate to .00 I miles. The GPS receiver, Timex lronman Speed + Distance System. As using signals received from satellites around chronometer with up to a IDO-lap memory for distance events. The system is very ele- my whirring wheels carry me past joggers the earth, can pinpoint your location on the (depending on the model), a countdown timer gant, eliminating the need for messy wires or and walkers, the solid, round form of my earth. It uses that ability to calculate your and programmable single-shot or repeating guesswork inherent in pedometers, cyclome- watch smiles back at me with the date and velocity and the other measurements are alarms. ters or other such measurement devices. More time. derived from it. An interesting feature unique to this sys- importantly, it provides a means of measuring With the press of the small orange button The entire system is exactly what I expect- tem is the zone alarm. You can have the watch speed and distance in cases where no others on the side of the watch, it is transformed ed from Timex. In addition to being an amaz- alert you when you've left your target zone really exist, like rollerblading, skiing, and into the most advanced, compact, athletic ing distance and velocity measurement tool, for speed or pace, very useful for endurance rowing. speed and distance measurement system the unit is a nice watch. While the size is quite events. It can also give you a reassuring beep The only question that still remains is the available today. As I'm moving, the GPS large, the design is smooth and unobtrusive as you pass mile markers. question of American excess. In the land receiver unit on my arm is transmitting and the weight is less than you would expect. The only drawback I found while using where no drink is small, whatever "god gave velocity and position information to the The display size is easy to read in daylight, this system was trying to get a good reading you" can be upgraded and daily caloric con- watch via a wireless FM linle I take pause to and of course comes with Indiglo for night- while riding my bike. This was really only a sumption is equal to that consumed in a week reflect on the fact that the same technology time operation. problem since I was trying to look at my in the Third World, do we really need to mea- that helps guide American munitions to The buttons are large and easy to push, wrist at night while passing under street- sure our distance and velocity with military destroy evildoers around the world is giving even when you're riding a bike or dodging lights, while riding in traffic. Given daytime, accuracy? I say yes, me a ridiculously accurate measure of my pedestrians while rollerblading on the or even early evening conditions and an More information about the Timex Iron- aerobic workout for the day. Is this just esplanade. The watchband is plastic and has environment where your eyes can leave the man Speed and Distance System is available American excess in its purest form? You be vent holes at the top of the wrist to help road for a few seconds, the display is easy to at . CONCERT REVIEW FILM REVIEW * 1/2 TedLeo and the Pharmacists Swept Away And OtherBands with Bizarre Names Time to Sweep

By Shereen Chaudhry energetic on stage; I don't think I've ever seen Wilks-Barre, PA." Madonna Away a half-bald, nearly forty-years old man move C&S's biggest break arrived just recently, Ted Leo and The Pharmacists so fast in my life. Kudos to the guy for singing when the popular Emo band Saves the Day, By Jed Horne T T The Bear's Place while maintaining the the energy that made after hearing C&S rock out a show, asked C&S STAFF WRITER September 28. 10:30 p.m. him appear to have massive waves of electrici- to tour with them. The dates have been set, and Swept Away "' ty shooting through his body. If nothing else, it they are joining the tour from Nov. 12 to Dec. 8 Written and Directed by Guy Ritchie. eeking entertainment one Saturday was an entertaining show. which includes Ash and Kind of Like Spitting. Starring Madonna, Adriano Giannini night, my friend and I were walking up More surprising, however, was the opening Anyone interested in C&S will have an Rated R Mass. Ave around Central Square band, Circle and Square. Composed of four even sooner (and cheaper) chance to check J (. C Swhen we decided to check out the local college-aged kids from New York, this them out tomorrow (Qct.}9), when they playa wept Away, a remake Qf.th~ 1974 concert venues to see if there were any appeal- Emo/Indie rock band emitted a discreetly show open to the public at Emerson College. film by Lina Wertmuller, is an uno- ing bands playing. It turned out that at T.T. The unique sound which after being picked apart is Right now, the band is happy being able to riginal vehicle for a genre of films Bear's Place, a band called Ted Leo and The in general distorted yet harmonized guitar com- do what they really enjoy as a hobby. However, S that should never be made. Stranded- Pharmacists, of which my friend is a big fan, bined with the emotionally wrought lyrics so Lim stated that "it's very difficult to support on-a-desert-island movies just, never s~~m to was playing. Ted Leo and The Pharmacists? common in music of this genre. this hobby since it takes so much time and have enough going on to fill two ho~~., ,yihy Who? Well, I was eventually persuaded, and C&S formed nearly two years ago, while energy, so with some hard work and financial Guy Ritchie, abandoning the edgy, techno- we entered the popular venue to see the show. attending New York University, and they have backing, we'll be able to turn this hobby into poppy schematic ~e. milked tWice in his earli- Despite my skepticism, I found the band's already played with the popular bands Guided our lives." er flicks, thought he could do better is music to be surprisingly in good taste. Ted Leo by Voices, Rainer Maria, Mates of State, The Check out this talented Emo band at beyond me. The result is a washed-out' and The Pharmacists, although a middle-aged Dismemberment Plan, and Engine Down. For . If not for wannabe fairy tale with about as much band drawing a middle-aged crowd, played the most part, they play most of their shows in any other reason, check 'em out for the "secret appeal as a dead fish. music that was upbeat and can somewhat be NY and several in Boston. Despite the limited fact" that I was let in on by Lim: "three out of The other poor sap on this sinking ship is classified as new-age rock but is more so in a tour area, the bassist Ed Lim, confirmed that four members used to play Magic: the Gath- the aging pop-star Madonna, now fully look- category of its own. They were unexpectedly they "have a steady fan base of eight kids in ering" -Gotta respect that. ing her age (what is it, 65?). Apparently unable to find spots in movies not directed by her husband, the once gl~orous.mother of GAME REVIEW two struggles through the film barely hiding her wrinkles behind a skimpy bikini. Newcomer Adriano Giannini plays Star Fox Adventures Giuseppe, an Italian sailor suckered into schlep duty on a yacht for the rich and unbear- able. His chief tormenter is Amber Leighton Can Yau Look Past the Thorns? . (Madonna), a valium-popping wretch whose By Chad Serrant commitment to capitalism is surpassed only STAFF WRITER by her distaste of foreigners. Her days are Star Fox Adventures passed harassing Giuseppe (not-so-affection- Published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Gamecube ately labeled "Pipi"), smoking cigars while Rated Tfor Teen riding an exercise bike, and generally being $49.95 unappealing. When the two get lost on a scuba-diving areware's final offering has arrived. Mix two parts Zelda and expedition and find themselves stranded on a one part StarFox. While it looks excellent and sounds won- desert island, Giuseppe relishes his unexpect- ed turn of fortune, using his superior skills as .derful, its restrictions ruin the image of a free-roaming world. Instead it becomes a tedious treasure hunt. This game is simi- a hunter/gather to turn Amber into an even- R more-wretched groveller. Apparently out of lar to The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. The mission is essentially the same: enter multiple dungeons, solve puzzles, battle boredom, the two eventually fall in love. bosses, and gather magical items that are necessary to restore peace to Why the younger and considerably less the land. The display looks the same. The fighting system looks the pathetic Italian would fall for Madonna is a same. The moving mechanics are the same. It feels like only the mystery. The best Ritchie can dream up is a graphics were improved. And then the differences appear. Some dif- gratuitous fantasy where she does a lounge act ferences are good and help Star Fox Adventures stand out. Some dif- and lip synchs. The result is that Giuseppe ferences, however, deter from the gameplay and only help to reveal goes from being unpleasantly awful to Amber Star Fox Adventures' weaknesses. to stupidly in love with her without any pre- One of the good differences: Prince Tricky. Fox McCloud text. Guy Ritchie should have known better befriends a young triceratops as his sidekick. Tricky can dig for buried than to put these two morons on a desert items, melt ice, and sit on pressure switches. He even acts as a kind of island. A two-hour film should not, as a rule, radar, telling Fox when he's near a hidden area or when enemies are only have two real characters in it. Remember approaching him. Tricky helps keep the game going; he points out how boring Castaway was? Even Tom Hanks walls he can dig through without the player having to tediously search couldn't save that setup. There's even less of a every single wall in slow, tedious detail. reason to figure Madonna could do the same. The problem is that there are some secrets the player is supposed to Not to say the movie doesn't have a few look for. Most ofthese secrets consist of switches placed in the middle funny moments, or that Guy Ritchie's appar- of nowhere, or a jump that isn't obvious, or an indestructible cannon ently hibernating eye for cinematography that shoots at Fox. Zelda usually shows the player the switch, and the doesn't gleam through once in awhile. Maybe player simply has to figure out how to get there. Meanwhile, placing it's just my distaste for Madonna that colored switches in the last place the player would look annoys him and draws the whole thing. Call me unfair if you want, but Guy Ritchie can do better. October 18, 2002 THE ARTS THE TECH Page 11

RESTAURANT GUIDE Hours: Mon- Thu II :30 a.m. - 11 p.m. Fri-Sat II:30 - midnight Sun 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. Vegetarian and VeganDining at MIT Take-out available The Middle East Restaurant Part II- Restaurants, Restaurants, Restaurants Middle Eastern Food Live music and concerts aside, the Middle By Sonja A. Sharpe Dinner: Sun, Tue-Thu 5:00 p.m. -8:00 p.m. soned cuisine that relies heavily on veg- East is also a great place to go for home- STAFF WRITER Sunday Brunch: 10:00 a.m. -3:00 p.m. etable-based sauces and an accompaniment cooked vegetarian and vegan food. They have This is the second in a two-part series on vege- Closed Saturdays of baked rice. The flat bread is typically a large variety of delicious vegetarian/vegan tarian eating options for MIT students. Take-out/catering available served hot out of the oven, and is accompa- fare, such as pumpkin kibby, grilled tofu nied by cilantro-vinegar, chili-tomato, and kabob, lentil stew, and baked eggplant. All the his week's installment consists of a list Greater Boston Buddhist Cultural Center yogurt-mint. Vegetarians have many options, food is made from scratch, and the hummus in and brief description of restaurants in Vegetarian Restaurant/Tea House including the popular kaddo, consisting of particular is outstanding. In addition, ZuZu the Boston/Cambridge area that are Although it is a part of the Buddhist Cul- baked sweet baby pumpkin topped with a Restaurant, which is the more upscale version T vegetarian/vegan friendly. This list of tural Center, anyone is welcome to dine in this garlicky yogurt sauce. of the Middle East restaurant, is located right restaurants is not comprehensive by any means. small vegetarian restaurant or order something 143 First Street (near the Cambridgeside next door and has a wonderful variety of veg- There are many great vegetarian/vegan restau- for take-out. The menu is entirely vegan and Galleria) etarian Middle Eastern appetizers. rants in the greater Boston area, but this guide is centered around lunch service, with vegan 617-492-4646 472 Massachusetts A venue (Central focuses primarily on those closest to MIT. dim sum and a few rice dishes offered daily. $15 Square) In addition, only those restaurants that 950 Massachusetts Avenue (halfway MBTA: Lechmere (Green Line) 617-354-8238 offer a variety of vegetarian options were between Central and Harvard Square) Hours: Sun- Thu 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. $15 included. However, Italian restaurants, Indian 617-547-6670 Fri-Sat 5 p.m. - 11 p.m. MBTA: Central Square (Red Line) restaurants and Asian food restaurants, all of Lunch Take-out available Hours: Sun-Wed II a.m. - 1 a.m. which typically have a pretty good variety of $6 Thu-Sat II a.m. - 2 a.m. vegetarian and often vegan dishes, were omit- MBT A: Central Square or Harvard Square King and I Take-out/catering available ted for the sake 'of brevity, except for one or (Red Line) Thai two exceptional examples of these cuisines. Hours: Tue-Sun 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. This is a great Thai restaurant that will Asmara Restaurant Most other restaurants in the area do offer Closed Mondays . substitute tofu for any meat in any dish. They Ethiopian and East African a limited number of vegetarian entrees, but Take-out available also cook everything to order and do not use This restaurant is a lot of fun if you like to typically only the standards, such as veggie chicken fat to cook their vegetables (unlike eat with your hands. Instead of a plate, the burgers, salads, or pasta dishes. All of the Veggie Planet at Club Passim many oriental restaurants). The pad thai with stews are served on a large, pancake-like places mentioned in the guide are accessible Vegetarian/V egan tofu is particularly delicious. bread, called injera, which is set on top of a from MIT by foot or via the subway, with the The restaurant focuses mostly on putting 145 Charles Street (Beacon Hill) colorful woven basket-table. What makes the majority of the restaurants accessible from the ethnic food on flat bread to create delicious 617-227-3320 dining experience all the more interesting is red or green lines. and unique pizzas, which constitute the bulk $10 that the bread is also the only utensil, which is of the menu. Tofu ricptta can actually be sub- MBTA: CharleslMGH (Red Line) used to scoop up the stew. Many vegetarian K2 Cafe stituted on any pizza that uses a real cheese as Hours: Mon- Thu 11:30 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. and vegan stews are available, consisting pri- This restaurant offers the most variety of one of the toppings, which makes it extraordi- Fri 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. marily of legumes and greens. vegetarian and vegan foods available near narily easy for vegans to find a wide range of Sat 12 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. 739 Massachusetts Avenue (Central Kendall Square. (Rebecca's Cafe next door to menu options here. The Sunday brunch also Sun 5 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Square) K2 is a close second.) There are numerous veg- has excellent options for vegans, but the place Take-out/catering available 617-864-7447 etarian wraps and sandwiches to choose from, is usually packed, so expect to wait for your $12 and the soups always list whether they were food. Veggie Planet only takes cash. Fire & Ice Improvisational Grill T: Central Square (Red Line) cooked using a meat or vegetable broth. K2 also 47 Palmer Street (off Church Street, near Mongolian-style Barbeque Grill Hours: Sun- Thu 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. \ has a salad bar, veggie pizzas, and smoothies. the movie theater and Borders Cafe) This is a fun restaurant for vegetarians and Fri-Sat II:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m. 290 Main Street (Kendall Square) 617-661-1513 non-vegetarians alike. Patrons chose the Take-out available 617-583-7000 $10 ingredients and sauces for their meal (there is $6 MBT A: Harvard Square (Red Line) a large variety of vegetarian/vegan ingredi- Picante Mexican Grill II MBT A: Kendall Square (Red Line) Hours: Mon-Sun 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. ents), and then take the food to the open grill Mexican Hours: Mon- Thu 10 a.m. - 8 p.m., Fri 10 Sunday Brunch 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. in the middle of the restaurant to be cooked. This restaurant offers authentic Mexican a.m. - 6 p'.m: Take-out available Vegetarians and vegans should be sure to take food complete with an extensive salsa bar. Delivery/take-out available their food to the vegetarian section of the grill, Several excellent vegetarian entrees are Mamma Gaia's Cafe .. where their meal is cooked separately from offered. The rice and beans are aiways vt:ge- Buddha's Delight Vegetariai1lYegan'pptions 1 everyone else's. Best of all, the wait af'the tarian', and lard is never used to prepare any t>\,QI e:~Jrn~j'" ~'~r~ ,-. - ~~ i ~ \!tgl1 .' - This coffee h~e serVes only' fair trade cof- veggie section of the grill is usually much i'iem on the menu. The fresh limeade is also a This restaurant is a vegan's paradise, where fee and also focusJs on'making unique and deli- shorter than for the restaurant's other big hit. ~ofu, wheat gluten and bean curd are massaged 'cious sandwiches, burritos, and salads. Many of patrons.Two locations: 735 Massachusetts Avenue (Central r and seasoned to approximate the taste of the the sandwiches and burritos offered are vegetar- 50 Church Street (Harvard Square) Square) "chicken, "'steak, pork, and shrimp" headings iail and can be made vegan siniply by asking for 617 -54 7-9007 . 617-576-6394 . found on the menu. No animal products are vegan cheese to be substituted for the regular MBT A: Harvard Square (Red Line); $6 used iii'the entrees, and although condensed cheese on the menu. Breakfast foods, most of 205 Berkeley Street (Back Bay) MBT A: Central Square (Red Line) milk may, be us~d in the desserts, coconut milk which are vegetarian, are also served until II 617-482-3473 Hours: Sun-Wed 10 a.m. - 11 p.m. can be substituted, if desired. The food con- a.m., and various delicious vegan pastry selec- MBTA: Arlington (Green Line) Thu-Sat 10 a.m. - II:30 p.m. sists primarily of Vietnamese dishes, with the tions from Harvest Co-op are also sold here. Lunch $10, Dinner $16 Take-out/catering available spring rolls and any of the vermicelli dishes 401 Massachusetts Avenue (at the intersec- being particularly good choices. tion of Massachusetts Avenue and Main Street) 3 Beach Street, 2nd Floor (Chinatown) 617-441-3999 617-451-2395 $6 $10 MBT A: Central Square (Red Line) or just MBTA: Chinatown (Orange Line) or walk down Main Street from MIT Downtown Crossing (Red/Orange Line) Hours: Moo-Wed 8 a.m. -midnight Hours: Sun- Thu 11 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Th,!1-Sat 8 a.m. - 1 a.m. ou'll alsO ,need a vessel in which you can boil water - preferably a pot that holds Fri-Sat 11 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. Sun 9 a.m. - midnight t •least two or three quarts. The vessel should have a lid, but a large plate can serve the Take-out available ' e p)UpOse. Just be careful about handling a hot plate and avoid the escaping steam. Milk Street Cafe ~t'would also be helpful at this point to have a knife, and ideal to have a sharp chefs Buddha's Delight Too! Vegetarian/V egan Options knife. But in a pinch, a pocket knife might work. Or if you're completely lacking, you can Vegan This cafe is a dairy kosher sandwich shop tIy just tearing the vegetables up with your hands, as long as you're not particularly con- Same menu as Buddha's Delight.in China- that offers salads and soups, which are some- " cernedwith the appearance of the end result. town. times vegetarian, but not always. However, • Now, submerge the bones in the pot with water and bring to a boil. Covering the pot will 404 Harvard Street, Brookline the cafe does provide an excellent variety of s~d this up considerably. While you wait, peel and cut up your carrots, celery, and onion. 617-739-8830 vegetarian sandwiches, a good number of I prefer mine chunky, but size and shape are of little importance. It is, however, good to $10 which can also be made vegan simply by develop a habit of cutting all your vegetables the same size, as they'll cook more uniformly MBTA: Coolidge Comer (Green Line C) omitting the cheese. that way. Since you're cooking the vegetables for a while, it won't matter much here. Hours: Sun- Thu II:30 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. 50 Milk Street (Financial District) .Discard the liquid once it comes to a boil. Cover the bones again with clean water, Fri-Sat 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. 617-542-3663 ,and set on medium-low heat, or enough heat to bring the liquid to a simmer or lazy boil.. ,$8 ". Toss in four cloves ofunpeeled garlic and all your cut up vegetables. Replace the lid and Country Life MBT A: Downtown Crossing (Red/Orange " do laundry or problem sets for at least a half hour. I like to check on my soup every once Vegan Line) in a while, just to see how it's coming along, and I also add my salt and pepper gradual- The vegan buffet in this restaurant is spec- Hours: Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. ly, tasting along the way. I find that Iusually need more salt than I think (maybe two or tacular, featuring a main homemade entree and Catering available three tablespoons). And if you accidentally oversalt, just add more water. sides that change daily. Call ahead to see what The soup is done when the vegetables have softened and, well, when it tastes done. If the menu is for the day, or visit them online at Christopher's you have leftovers, you'll undoubtedly discover that it tastes even better the next day. to International If you used marrow bones, you'll find that all that cooking has yielded a delectable, view the menu for the month. Entrees aside, There are a large variety of vegetarian and creamy mass from what used to be the dark, spongy center of the bone. This would be the dessert bar is fantastic, with whipped soy vegan options available at this popular restau- the marrow - one of the most delectable morsels that 01' Bessie has to offer - and the cream, carob chips, and soft-serve frozen soy- rant, which uses no preservatives or artificial whole point of osso buco, if you ask me. cream. The restaurant can be a hassle to get to ingredients, or even a microwave, in the Oh, and if you're like me and have difficulty following directions, you might also because of the Central Artery construction pro- preparation of their food. Good choices are throw in a generous pinch of thyme. Or a cup of lentils. 'Or cannellini beans. Or garban- ject, and the restaurant itself is laid out in a the grain burgers, various soups, and Mexican zo beans. All these legumes need to be soaked overnight if procured dry; they can go somewhat confusing manner, but the trip is and pasta dishes. ' right in if they're canned. A cut-up tomato adds complexity and body; the acidity cuts absolutely worth it for the quality of the food. 1920 Massachusetts Avenue (Porter through some of the sweetness of the onions and carrots. I've also had success with The $10 all-you-can-eat Sunday Brunch buffet Square) spinach, kale, and swiss chard (two big handfuls' worth). Cauliflower and potatoes is also a super deal. 617-876-9180 would also be great additions. Of course, feel free to chuck in anything you fancy; it's 200 High Street (Financial District) $8 nearly impossible to screw up this soup. 617-951-2462 (Menu) MBT A: Porter Square (Red Line) If you really can't be bothered, you can start with some ready-made chicken or veg- 617-951-2534 (Main) Hours: Mon-Fri 4 p.m. - midnight; Sat 12 etable broth and add the vegetables and other bits, but it's definitely not as fun as making Lunch $7, Dinner $8, Brunch $10 p.m. - midnight, Sun 10:30 a.m. - midnight it all yourself. And, if you can't handle that, I'd go with either the cheap and tasty chick- MBT A: South Station (Red Line) or Gov- Take-out available en and com soup from Qwan' s Kitchen or the peerless butternut squash soup at Salts. ernment Center (Green Line) or Aquarium Comments and queries are most welcome, whether you need a restaurant suggestion or (Blue Line) The Helmand the name of a good fish purveyor or just want to know what osso buco is. Drop me a line at Hours: Lunch: Mon-Fri 11:30 a.m. - 3:00 Afghani . p.m. This restaurant offers hearty, highly sea- Page 12 THE TECH THE ARTS October 18, 2002

Venue has two floors. Ups airs (U), Downstairs (0) ~lu~s Axis Oct. 18: Ryles Jazz Orchestra 13 Lansdowne St., 617-262-2437 Oct. 19: Boston Homs Sundays: See Avalon below. Oct. 22: Boston Acapella Scene Mondays: Static. Gay, casual dress. Oct. 23: Geoffrey Gee $5,18+. Oct. 24: Bob Sinicrope & the World Thursdays: Chrome/Skybar. Pro- leaders (D), Temporada latina gressive house, soul, disco; (U) dress code.$10. 19+; $8, 21+. Oct. 26: Rava Orchestra Fridays: Avalandx. with Avalon. Oct. 27: Poetry Slam Saturdays: X-night (rock, alternative, Oct. 29: Bruce Bartlett Trio techno, hi~hop) downstairs and Oct. 30: Marta Gomez Move (techno) upstairs. Oct. 31: Brian Kelley's Social Lubri- cation (D), Temporada latina (U) Avalon 15 Lansdowne St., 617-262-2424 Sundays: Gay Night (with Axis on A vveekly guide to the arts in Boston Scullers Jazz Club long weekends). Featuring hard- DoubleTree Guest Suites, 400 Sol- core house and techno. $10. October ::L8- 25 diers Field Rd., Boston, 617-562- 21+. 4111. . Call for schedule. house. $10. 19+. Send submissions to [email protected] or by Interdepartmental mall to "On The Town," The Tech, W20-483. Fridays: Avalandx, with Axis. House. Oct. 18: Chris Botti $15,19+. Oct. 19-20: Dee Dee Bridgewater Saturdays: Downtown. Modern Oct. 22-23: Jose Feliciano Oct. 24: Gandhi 931-2000 house, club classics, and Top 40 Oct. 24: Kenny Rankin Oct. 25: Atmos- hits. $15, 21+. Oct. 25-26: Oleta Adams phere Oct. 28: Rogging MollY, Andrew WK Oct. 29-30: Rick Braun, Kirk Oct. 26: Antibalas Nov. 17: Galactic, North Mississippi Karma Club Whalum Afrobeat Orchestra Allstars 9 Lansdowne St.. 617-421-9595 Oct. 31 - Nov. 1: Nicholas Payton Oct. 27: Collapse Sundays: 'Current dance favorites" Quintet Into Reason, Incus, by guest DJs. Cover varies. Nov. 5: Norman Hedman's Tropique One of Us Tuesdays: Phatt Tuesdays. With Tsongas Arena Nov. 6: Karrin Allyson Oct. 28: Mia Doi Bill's Bar, modern dance music. 300 Arcand Dr., Lowell, MA. 978- Nov. 7: Patti Austin todd $10. 848-6900. Nov. 16: Sergio Mendez Oct. 29: Keelhaul, Wednesdays: STP. Gay-friendly. 5ive house. $15. 21+. Oct. 28: Tool, Meshuggah Oct. 30: Von Thursdays: Groove Factor. House. Oct. 29: Mana Bondies, The Kills, Fridays: Spin cycle. Prog. house. Nov. 15: Counting Crows, Uncle ~lassical Music Secret Channel 19+. Kracker Oct. 31: Reverend Saturdays: Elements of Life. Inter- Nov. 19: Tori Amos, Howie Day Boston Symphony Orchestra Horton Heat national House. $15. Tickets: 617-266-1492. TT The Bear's Performances at Symphony Hall, Otpheum Theatre ManRay 10 Brookline St., Cambridge, MA. 301 Massachusetts Ave., Boston, 1 Hamilton PI., 21 Brookline St., Cambridge. 617- 617-931-2000. unless otherwise noted. Student Boston, MA. 617- 864-0400 rush tickets, if available, can be 679-0810 Wednesdays: Curses. Goth. Appro- obtained at 5 p.m. on the day of the priate dress required. $5, 19+; Oct. 18: John Wesley Harding concert (one ticket per person). Oct. 19: Wilco $3,21+. Oct. 21: Elvis Thursdays: Campus. Popular tunes, Costello House. Gay, casual dress. $10, Worcester's Centrum Centre Oct. 23: David 19+; $8. 21+. 50 Foster St., Worcester, MA. 508- Roberto Abbado leads the BSO in Bowie Fridays: Fantasy Factory (First and 755-6800 an American premiere of Henze's Oct. 25: Shedaisy third Friday of the month. Fea- Scorr/banda Sinfonica, Mozart's Oct. 28: Beck & tures kinky fetishes and industri- Piano Concerto No. 21, and Rach- The Raming lips al music.) Hell Night (every sec- Oct. 20: No Doubt, Garbage maninoff's Symphony No.3. Perfor- Oct. 31: Alice Coop- ond Friday.) 19+. Includes Goth Oct. 28: American Idol Tour mances on Oct. 17 (8 p.m.), Oct. er music. Ooze (the last Friday of Dec. 22: Boston Pops Holiday Con- 18- (1:30 p.m.), Oct. 19 (8 p.m.), Nov. 1: The Disco the month.) $10, 21+. Reduced cert and Oct. 22 (8 p.m.). Biscuits prices for those wearing fetish Nov. 9: Jim Norton gear. Worcester Palladium Andre Previn guest conducts the Nov. 11: Joe Cocker Saturdays: Liquid. Disco/house and 261 Main St.. Worcester, MA. 617- BSO in Haydn's Symphony No. 103, Nov. 14: Jack John- New Wave. $15,19+; $10,21+. 797-2000 Mozart's Sinfonia Concertante; and son (sold out) Beethoven's Symphony No.7. Per- Dec. 5: Guster formances on Oct. 24 (10:30 a.m., Dec. 6: Martin Sex- Oct. 18: The Samples 8 p.m.), Oct. 25 (8 p.m.), Oct. 29 (8

F, ;J ton t\ -.~ .') Oct. 20: Bane .... ,..~ ,;. 11._ p.m.). Special concert with Annel' Popular Music GROUND CONTROL AT THE 'ORPHEUM ,~ \""'1 rDec. 14:-Jo,,>Stew- . Oct. 26: Mushroomhead Sophie, Mutter- I. presenting .., Axis One can only hope that, after spending a summer Sharing the art Oct. 29: Jurassic 5 Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 and 13 Lansdowne St.. Boston, MA. stage with Busta in Moby's Area2, David Bowie earned him- Oct. 30: Arch Enemy Previn's Violin Concerto on Oct. 26 Paradise Rock Club 617-262-2437 self some self respect and decided on a solo tour. Oct. 31: Mighty Mighty Bosstones (8 p.m.). College Card honored 967 Common- Nov. 1: New Found Glory wealth Ave., Oct. 23: Taproot Nov. 2: Mudvayne Reetboston Celebrity Series Boston, MA. 617- Oct. 24: No Use For A Name Regardless of the reason, Bowie will be playing at the Nov. 3: Kinosian 20 Park Plaza, Suite 1032, Boston, 562-8804 Oct. 25: Big 0 and the Kids Table Orpheum this Wednesday at 8 p.m. Though much of the music Nov. 4: Box Car Racer MA 02116.617-482-2595. Venues Oct. 26: Snapcase. Boy Sets Fire Nov. 9: Gwar, Clutch vary by concert. consult website for on his recently released leaves less mark and more Oct. 18: Raging Oct. 30: Cali Comm 2002 Tour; Del Nov. 27: Saves the Day further details, question mark, Bowie has been known to rekindle several of Teens the Funky Homosapien Oct. 19: Soulive Nov. 2: Nonpoint his older hits. Oct. 20: Vanessa Nov. 3: Relient K Oct. 20: Jose Van Dam Carlton, Ben Lee Nov. 12: Kottonmouth Kings, Mix Oct. 25-27: Paul Taylor Dance Co. Oct. 23: Yonder Jazz Mob Tuesdays: Open Mic at 8 p.m. (sign Nov. 3: Cher Nov. 9: Julliard String Quartet Mtn. String Quartet Nov. 14: Theivery Corporation up at 7:30). $5. See Nov. 16: Bob Dylan Regaffabar Nov. 10: Boston Camerata Oct. 25: Addison Groove Project Nov. 15: Saliva for Nov. 18-19: The Other Ones, Robert 1 Bennett St., Cambridge, MA. 617- Nov. 14: American Ballet Theatre Oct. 27: Brad Nov. 19: The Ataris. Sugarcult complete schedule Hunter 662-5000, Usually two shows Orchestra, Masiss Jansons' Release Party" Avalon Oct. 18: Diane Zeigler, Carl Cacho Nov. 30: Shakira nightly, call for details. Nov. 22: Robert Kapilow, Juith Blaz- Oct. 29: Calexico 15 Lansdowne St., Boston, MA. Oct. 19: Kevin So. Corrine May Dec. 2: Guns N' Roses er: What Makes it Great? Oct. 30: Strangefolk 617-262-2424 Oct. 20: Woodwork Dec. 14: Tom Petty and the Heart- Oct. 18: Calypso Hurricane Nov. 24: Itzhak Perlman Oct. 31: Lifoween, Mr. Lif Oct. 23: Karaugh Brown breakers Oct. 19: Sergio Brandao Octet Dec. 1: Daniel Barenboim Nov. 1: Yohimbe Brothers Oct. 22; Badly Drawn Boy, Adam Oct. 25: Paul Rishell, Annie Raines Dec. 15: Julie Andrews, Christopher Oct. 22: Matthias Lupri Group with Dec. 6-7: Vienna Choir Boys Nov. 2: Ben Kweller Green Oct. 26: Don White, Kenny White Plummer Kurt Rosenwinkel Dec. 14: The Polar Express Nov. 3: Porcupine Tree Oct. 24; Michael Franti & Spear- Oct. 27: Hanneke Cassel Oct. 23: Diminique Eade Quartet Nov. 7: Jump Little Children, Carbon head, Tre Hardson Oct. 28: Bob Dylan Tribute The Middle East Oct. 24: Edu Tancredi y el Brandon leaf Oct. 25: Violent Femmes Oct. 30: Kelly Donovan & Dancers: Central Square, 617-354-8238 Oct. 25: Jose De Santos Ramenco Nov. 8: Lamb Chop Oct. 27: Shedaisy •Changing Skin" Ticketmaster: 617-931-2787 . Trio Nov. 9: Amon Tobin Theater Nov. 3: Sigur Ros, Amina Oct. 31: Andrew Kerr Venue has two floors. Upsairs (U), Oct. 26: Patrice Williamson Group Nov. 10: Fountains of Wayne, OK Nov. 5: Jerry Cantrell Downstairs (D) Oct. 29: Paul 1m and Remember Bat Boy: The Musical (Oct. 26) GO Nov. 13: Les Claypool Frog Brigade ReetCenter Rockefeller A story about "the alleged discovery Nov. 12: Ozomatli Nov. 16: Cowboy Mouth One ReetCenter, Boston, MA. 617- Oct. 30: Gargonz of a child - half man, half bat - in Nov. 17: The Samples Nov. 20: Sevendust, 30 Seconds to 931-2787 Oct. 18: The Figgs Oct. 31 - Nov. 1: Max Roach Quar- a West Virgina cave" finally comes Nov. 19: Josh Joplin, Peter Stuart Mars, Cinder Oct. 19: Crash and Bum tet to Boston in this production by the Nov. 29: Deep Banana Blackout Nov. 21: Blondie Oct. 27: Monster Jam 2002: Oct. 20: Mooney Suzuki SpeakEasy Stage Company. Boston Nov. 22: Ani Difranco P.Diddy, Eve, Jay Z, ludacris. Oct. 21: Mia Doi Todd Ryles Jazz Club Center for the Arts, 539 Tremont The Roxy Nov. 23: Beenie Man Nappy Roots Oct. 22: The Anniversary 212 Hampshire St., Cambridge, Street, Boston, 617-426-2787. 279 Tremont St., Boston, MA. 617- Nov. 27: Frank Black and the Oct. 28: Rush Oct. 23: Hothouse Rowers MA. 617-876-9330 Runs through Oct. 26, tickets range Catholics, The Bennies from $15 rush (one hour before per- Dec. 2: The Wallflowers, Ours formance) to $31. Dec. 6: Melissa Ferrick Grease (Oct. 20) Berklee Performance Center The same 50s story revisits Boston Berklee College of Music, 1140 in its latest national tour at the Boylston St., Boston, MA. Wang Theatre until this Sunday. Free student recitals and faculty 800447-7400, tickets $45-75. concerts, 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. some weekdays. For info on these con- Hedwig and the Angry Inch (Oct. certs. call the Performance Informa- 31) tion Line at 617.266-2261. Oh yes, the movie of international renown has it the stage with flying Oct. 25: Herbie Hancock colors. Playing at the Institute of Nov. 20: Branford Marsalis Contemporary Art through Oct. 31. Curtain at 8 p.m., tickets $20. 617- Bill's Bar 423-NEXT. 5.5 Lansdowne St., Boston, MA. 617-421-9678 Spinning Into Butter (Oct. 19) A racist incident on a Vermont cam- Oct. 18: Kimone pus sends the all white faculty into Oct. 21: All Parallels, Agents of a tailspin. Presented at the Theatre Man, Dragpipe Cooperative, 277 Broadway, Oct. 23: Miki Singh & Jetset Somerville. 617-625-1300. Tickets Oct. 24: Electric Bungaloo Series $15 to $20. Oct. 25: Redletter, Loveless Oct. 28: The Joggers, No luck at All Blue Man Group (Ongoing) Oct. 30: Scarrie's Birthday Bash CLASSIC, UNEARTHED Charles Playhouse, 74 Warrenton Oct. 31: Stymie Unavailable In North America since 1985, the MFA unveils this 3S-mm print of the 1972 classic film, SId- Street, Boston, Indefinitely. Curtain dartha. Based on Hesse's classic, the cinematographic spectacle that is S/ddartha Is certainly worth the $8 is at 8 p.m. on Wednesday and Club Passim Thursday, at 7 and 10 p.m. on Fri- 47 Palmer St, Cambridge, MA. 617- admission for an MFA film. For more Infonnatlon, consult . day and Saturday, and at 3 and 6 492-7679 p.m. on Sunday. Tickets $35 to October 18, 2002 THE ARTS THE TECH Page 13

GOT AN ORCHESTRA? In the words of The Tech's arts editor, Conductor Roberto TRAGEDY AT THE WILBUR Abbado is what is known as a "bachelor conductor." Dublin's Abbey Theatre comes to Boston with a production of Euripides' Medea. Having last Nephew of Berlin Philharmonic Director Claudio Abbado, the appeared in Boston over a decade ago, the Abbey brings this production of Medea to the mod- orchestra-less Roberto meanders to the 850 this weekend em day, sneakers and all. The story of muiders and romance - it's Greek, after all - Medea in a series of concerts. brings the tumult and tragedy of life to the Wilbur Theatre. Abbado will lead in the American premiere of Henze's Scor- Performances are next Tuesday through Friday at 8 p.m, Saturday (Oct. 26) at 2 p.m. and 8 r/banda S/nfon/ca, Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 2:1, and p.m., and Sunday (Oct. 27) at 2 p.m. Tickets range from $25 to $67. Rush tickets are also Rachmaninoff's Symphony No.3. Performances on Oct. 18 available on the day of performance, one hour prior to curtain. For more information, call 617- (1:30 p.m.), Oct. 19 (8 p.m.), and Oct. 22 (8 p.m.). (No col- 423-0008. lege card concert).

$45. Call 617-426-6912 for tickets 566-1401), Tues.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 lections," an exploration of contem- Oct. 27: Director Dylan Kidd with 465 Huntington Ave., Boston. (617- merge. Director in person Oct. 23 and information on how to see the p.m. Admission $10 ($11 on week- porary artists ranging from those Roger Dodger (7 p.m.) 267-9300), Mon.-Tues., 10 (7 p.m.). show for free by ushering. ends), $7 for seniors, ~5 for stu- named above to Warhol to Lichten- Oct. 31: British Advertising (6 a.m.-4:45 p.m.; check for Comedy Connectlon children under 18. The museum, p.m.) more details. Films of Gaston Kabore will be Mon.-Wed. at 8, p.m.; Thurs. 8:30 built in the style of a 15th-<:entury MFA Film Showings: shown at the HFA. Kabore, recipi- p.m.; Fri. and Sat. 8 p.m., 10:15 Venetian palace, houses more than Oct. 18: New England Film Artists: For further listings, check Songs from the Second Floor, ent of the Genevieve Mcmillan and p.m.; Sun. 7 p.m. The oldest come- 2,500 art objects, with emphasis Last Call: Dreams, Main Street directed by Roy Anderson, showing Reba Steward Fellowship for Distin- dy club in Boston. At 245 Quincy on Italian Renaissance and 17th- and the Search for Community (6 45 staged vignettes showing • a guished Filmmaking, is a teacher at Market Place, Faneuil Hall, Upper century Dutch works. Among the p.m.), Restored Classic: Sid- Museum of Science series of personal tragedies and the Institut African d'Etudes Cine- Rotunda, Boston. Admission highlights are works by Rembrandt, dartha (8 p.m.) Science Park, Boston. (617-723- city-wide crises .• Showing Oct. 19 matographiques. He is known for $8-20. Call 617-248-9700 or visit Botticelli, Raphael, Titian, and Oct. 19: Films of Gus Van Sant: 2500). Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Fri., 9 at 7 and 9 p.m. his amalgam of unique storytelling . at 2:30 p.m. Last Call: Dreams, Main St... (1 p.m. Admission free with MIT 10. The Man with the Movie Camera A Tree Called Karite and Went Oct.,19-20: Pauly_Shore p.m.), Siddartha (3 p.m.) otherwise $9. $7 for children 3-14 (USSR, 1929) with live piano Kuuni (God's Gift), Oct. 25 (7 p.m.), Oct. 25-26: Elayne Boosler Museum of Rne Arts Oct. 24: Films of GVS: My Own Pri- and seniors. The Museum features accompaniment - a cinematic Oct. 26 (9 p.m.) Oct. 26-27: Amez J. 465 Huntington Ave., Boston. (617- vate Idaho (6 p.m.), Films by_ the theater of electricity (with attempt to capture a Soviet urban Nov. 1-2 Brian Dunkleman 267-9300), Mon.-Tues .• 10 Ptushko: Sadko (8 p.m.) indoor thunder-andlightning shows metropolis. Oct. 20 and 21 (7 Madame Hado and Zan Boko :NQv.,8: John Vajby,v_ '''''_-''';', •. ' r.. ~ a.m.-4:45 p.m.; Wed.', , ....10., Oct. .2.5: ,Siddartha (6 p.m.). daily) and more than 600 t)ands-on.c.rp.m.). "!l"A • :s...... -. _ 4' .-.,_ I (Homeland), 'Oct.t25!(9 pH:), O'ct. I, INgv;il5:-16:'RobertSchimmelf- (:0 a.m.-9:45 p.m.;.Thurs.-Fri.; 10 World's Best TV,Ads: British exhibits. Admission to Omni. laser, 29 (9:15 p.m.) - i ... a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat.-Sun.,' 10 and- pianetarium shows is $7.50. A Night of Prophecy Advertising films of 2001 (8 Roger. Civil Servant and Rabi and a.m.-5:45 p.m. West Wing open $5.50 for children and seniors. Directed by Amar Kanwar. it details p.m.) . Chronicle of a Declared Failure. Thurs.-Fri. until 9:45 p.m. Admis- Oct. 26: Siddartha (11 a.m.), the travels of the director through Oct. 26 (7 p.m.) Exhi~its sion free with MIT 10. World's Best TV Ads: British several states in North India. Kash- Currently on exhibit until Oct. 20 is Advertising Films of 2001 (1 Other mir being the final. Eventually. his The Cora Player and Buud Yam. Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum •Jasper Johns to Jeff Koons: Four p.m.), Sadko (3:15 p.m.), Sneak various poetic narratives of the con- Oct. 27 (7 p.m.). Oct. 30 (9:15 '280,l"he Fenway, Boston. (617- Decades of Art from the Broad Col- Preview: Frida (7 p.m.) Harvard Rim Archive flicts in the various states begin to p.m.) "'\&j ,: • GAMEREVIEW }Super Mankey Ball 2 A Sequel in Every Way By Chad Serrant For those who can't withstand the trauma STAFF WRITER from the drama, challenge mode emulates the Super Monkey Ball 2 original's main mode, but with new levels. Published by Sega for the Nintendo Game- Those who go through all of the stages with- cube ' out conti.y whenever you feel" like it. There Rated E for Everyone are six new games that must be unlocked. $49.95 Monkey Shot is analogous to Virtua Cop and Lethal Enforcers, except the analog stick eoriginal Super Monkey Ball was actually aims. Monkey Dogfight also works quietly released and became a sleeper well, due to its simple interface and pineapple hit. Its easy controls, challenging but missiles. This is the best multiplayer game so l1fun gameplay, and its plethora of far to grace the Gamecube, so buy a couple of minigames made it popular enough to warrant extra controllers. a sequel. The sequel does exactly what it The graphics are a slight improvement should do - it improves every aspect of the over the original. Everything is still nice and original and adds enough new content to war- shiny with lots of polygons to spare. The rant a purchase. backgrounds are more lively animated as the For those who don't know, the game monkeys race through volcanoes, boiling involves monkeys. Monkeys in balls. The pots, space colonies and washing machines monkeys are dropped into a field with various (play story mode, it will make more sense). obstacles, and it's the player's job to tilt the There is slowdown between stages, but it has board so the monkey can roll into the goal. little effect on gameplay. There are some You can do this with one hand tied behind aliasing problems with the field and the back- your back (literally), so there should be no grounds, though (wait, aliasing problems in a control issue complaints. If you want to use non-Playstation 2 game?) that should have the right hand in this game you can press the been handled. A button to zoom the minimap. The same upbeat music that was in the Just because the controls are easy doesn't original is back, so you can get down, boogie, mean the game is, though. Although the and buy the imported soundtrack or wait for boards start off easy, they gain ramps, turns, the localized release. (Hint, hint Sega.) The thin bridges, and jumps. These elements were announcer's back too, for better or for worse. in the original, so Sega added switches, tele- And of course, the monkeys still grunt the porters, invisible platforms and impulses into same way they did last time. the mix. The result is that the boards involve A wonderful puzzle game combined with a lot more thinking and a lot less rushing. excellent multiplayer makes Super Monkey This game play comes in two flavors: Ball 2 one of those games that should be in Challenge mode and Story mode. You heard everyone's Gamecube collection. If only me - Super Monkey Ball has a story. It's not Sega hadn't released it on the same day Nin- Oscar-worthy material, but it is tendo released Super Mario Sunshine. silly/cute/contrived enough for me to enjoy. Whoops.

Life is exciting, get it in print. This space donated by The Tech Page 14 THE TECH October 18, 2002 FEATURES Campus Profile - Donald R. Sado way Beloved 3.091 Professor shares his perspective on teaching freshmen By Ricarose Roque say iridium. It's a beautiful, frosty .\TIFF REPORTER white metal. Professor Donald R. Sadoway is the lec- IT: How did you get into chem- turer for the popular introductory class istry, then? Introduction to Solid-State Chemistry Sadoway: I first got interested in (3.091), and the John F Elliott Professor of high school. I was going to do chem- Materials Chemistry. In 1995. he was named ical engineering, but around that as a MacVicar Faculty Fellow, which is time there was too much petroleum reported to be "MIT's highest award for in the field. I wanted to express my excellence in undergraduate education," and interest but without all that carbon last year, he was elected J\;lember of the Nor- so I got into chemical metallurgy. wegian Academy of Technological Sciences. TT: Out of curiosity, how many Professor Sadoway has authored over 100 ties do you own? research papers and also holds 11 U.S. Sadoway: Lots. I'd have to go patents. home and count them. Let's just say The Tech: Where are you from? I don't know the answer to that ques- Sadoway: I grew up in Toronto, born in a tion. town called Oshwal about 35 miles east of TT' Why do you wear a suit in all Toronto. I went to high school there as well. of your lectures? Afterwards I went to the University of Sadoway: I like to dress up. I Toronto and got everything there - both also like to think that when you're undergrad and graduate degrees. I finally teaching a big class what I wear left Canada when I became a NATO fellow sends I message to the students that for a year to get my postdoc. this is a serious enterprise. TT: How did you wind up at MIT? TT: What kind of car do you Sa do way: Well, I came here to round up drive? my education, but I unexpectedly got a job JEAN ZHENG-THE TECH Sa do way: 1982 Avanti with the offer at the same time. I've been here ever Materials Chemistry Professor Donald R. Sadoway engages students in his Introduction to body of a 1964 Studebaker. I just since. Solid-State Chemistry (3.091) lecture. love industrial design. I like its ele- TT- Do you miss Canada? ence. It's an opportunity to connect with the sometimes use copyrighted information in gant ways using materials in beautiful Sadoway: No, I like it here. students. I don't believe that the class should my lecture, we've had to require Web certifi- forms. TT: What do you think of the class of be strictly chemistry centered. I feel that it cates to access the Web cast so that we won't TT: What's your favorite science joke? 2006? enhances the learning experience when you have to deal with copyright issues. Sadoway: The one about the two hydro- Sadoway: They're terrific. integrate the lesson with disparate sources. I TT What is your concentration? gen atoms at a bar is a funny. There's a spe- TT: You are a part of the admissions sometimes add literary references and paint- Sadoway: Electrochemistry cial appeal to this joke to an MIT audience team, right? ings. I also add ethics into the lecture. Usu- IT' What are your research goals? especially freshmen who just learned about Sadoway: Yes, for three years now. This ally you would have to take another class for Sadoway: First I'd like to find a flexible ionization energy. You get a riotous laughter year I chaired the Committee of Undergrad- ethics. solid-state rechargeable battery that can go and then you know you're at MIT. uate Admissions Financial Aid. We act as a TT: Would you say that's your teaching 400 miles on a single charge. I want to get Two Hydrogen Atoms Joke: liaison for the financial aid office and the philosophy? rid of the internal combustible engine and These two hydrogens atoms got into a admissions office. Though I had the pleasure Sadoway: It has evolved over time. I'd end the use of petroleum for personal trans- bar. It s a nice place. They go sit right~at the of being a part of the decisions process too. say in the beginning I stayed close to the portation at least. Second, I want to change bar. One of them orders a Martini; the..other TT: How long have you been teaching teaching equation. But by the time I took the development of metal production. Right orders a Manhattan, if I'm not mistaken. 3.091 ? over 3.091, I was able to make changes in now it's filthy. All this should be enough Their having a great time, they're talking. Sadoway: Since 1995. I am on my 8th the format. work to last me a lifetime. I'm also working All of a sudden people start screaming, they year now. I actually started out as a recita- TT: You've recently put the class on Web with the Media Lab right now on a new turn and its Rutherford! And Rutherford s- tion instructor 25 years ago. I had an 8 a.m. cast. How's that going? design for an automobile. We're hoping to really angry. I mean the guy s packing twin and 9 a.m. class. I still keep on touch with Sadoway: We initially started a cablecast cross-fertilize the architectural and automo- Ultra violet lasers. He looks like a one man some of the people from that class. last year so that we could decrease the class tive industry and see the relationship wrecking crew. TT- Do you see a difference between the size. I didn't want to teach two lectures, but between the car and the city. And before anybody can move, he starts students you taught in 1978 to the ones you I also didn't want to reject students. At one TT' Is the new car going to be like Sim- shooting - and one of the hydrogens is hit. teach today? point the class size reached 532 students. mons? He falls to the floor and his buddy says, Sadoway: The students today are much The Web cast has become a great learning Sadoway: I think aerodynamics is going "Are you alright? " broader than those in 1978. They're more tool, actually. Students have been e-mailing to prevent the car from being another Sim- He [the fallen hydrogen] says, "No. I've familiar with the world and not so narrowly me on how they use it to look back into cer- mons. been hit." focused on science. tain points of the lecture that they missed or TT: What's your favorite element, metal, "Is it bad?" his friend says. TT- Why do you play music in your lec- were not very clear to them. We've actually compound, or molecule? "It s serious. I think I've lost an elec- tures? had people watching the lectures from all Sadoway: That's such an open question. I tron." Sadoway: There's usually time available. over the world - from the Netherlands, Sin- have different ones for different reasons. If "Are you serious?" I think it enriches the educational experi- gapore, even my hometown Toronto. Since I you asked me what precious metal I like, I'd "I'm positive! " Freshman Diaries Ask Arista You think you know, but you have no idea Ask Arista is an advice column written of work and fun? By Veena Ramaswamy One thing that I like, though, is that people anonymously by an MIT undergraduate. -Frazzled Freshman STAFF REPORTER are willing to help each other out, because The views expressed in this column do not This is the second installment of a column let's face it - it's nearly impossible to get necessarily represent those afThe Tech. Dear Frazzled, written by an MIT freshman. through all of your work alone. And the tutor- It is time you learned that MIT will eat As I enter my sixth week at MIT, so much ing services and office hours offered by the Dear Arista, up any and all the time you give to it. If you has changed since my first few days here. departments have been also been very helpful I'm a junior girl, and I am attracted to a abandon the things that bring balance to Classes are in full swing, I've had my first - if you haven't been taking advantage of freshman guy. Is it socially acceptable for your life, you will end up a sad, smelly wave of tests, and I've made the notorious first these services, you've really been missing out. me to ask him out? wretch who lives in lab and subsists on trip home. And although I really like it here, After my first wave of tests, when things -Anonymous pasta, cheese, and highly caffeinated sodas. these past few weeks have been pretty tough had finally gotten into a normal schedule, (I And why live like a grad student when you academically_ I have finally come to under- don't know if normal is a good word to use in Dear Anonymous, don't have to? Enjoy your hobbies, manage stand why people here use the phrase any context for MIT ... but I digress,) I took Absolutely, ask him out! A lot of guys your time wisely, and most importantly, "IHTFP," yet at the same time I have also my first trip back home, during Columbus find women who take initiative very attrac- date an upperclassman who will do your come to see why so many say they love it Weekend. I was really looking forward to my tive, and being slightly older and more homework for you. Peace. here. trip home not because I was homesick, but experienced will only work to your advan- -AristaK. Don't get me wrong; the people here are rather, I just missed home: the home-cooked tage. Besides, freshmen are fun to hang out awesome - very humble and down-to-earth, meals, a nice clean shower, and most impor- with. The Institute hasn't crushed their spir- Dear Arista, qualities that convinced me to come here in tantly, my bed. It was so nice to see my family its or sapped away their youthful energy. Is it just me, or are this year's freshmen the first place. They know how to "work hard, and meet up with some friends from high And his being on PassINo Record means he dumber and better looking? play hard," as evidenced by many of MIT's school (who were also home that weekend) will have plenty of time to spend with you. -Anonymous social events, including Rush. Rush was a and catch up on the past few months. Don't worry about what others will think, great experience - getting free food, and As the weekend came to an end, and I either. Once they see how your malleable Dear Anonymous, going to free events, in the company of friends began my trip back to campus, I kept wishing young catch scrambles at your every beck You should give yourself more credit. and frat brothers ... how can you go wrong? I were back at home. I was not looking for- and call, they will realize that you knew True, the freshmen may be better looking But what I've come to realize, (which I ward to the work that lay ahead for me back at what you were doing all along. Good luck! than you, but it is entirely possible that you was also warned about during CPW) is that MIT. -AristaK. are way dumber than they are. academically, MIT is really tough. It's not But after coming back to campus and see- -AristaK. tough as in studying a bit more than usual to ing familiar faces, I realized that despite the Dear Arista, acing a test. It's tough as in studying for hours stress associated with problem sets, or an I want to pursue my extracurricular Do you have a question you re dying to on a calculus test, only to learn that you upsetting quiz, MIT is not a bad replacement activities, but my semester is just getting askArista? E-mail your question to , and it could evening trying to figure out one chemistry understand the usage of the phrase "IHTFP," I cut back on my outside activities and focus appear in the next instal/ment of "Ask problem and not even solving it by the end of also see how people can learn to really love on academics or try to keep some balance Arista!" the day. this place - it really grows on you. Page 15 THE.TECH FEATURES October 18, 2002 Ask SIPB

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By Michelle Povinelli STAFF WRITER It's a cold and rainy Friday night at MIT, and a group of students are sitting around in Room 8-302 eating Domino's pizza, drinking grape juice, and wearing suits with fedoras or evening gowns. A student with a name tag reading "an exotic woman in revealing clothes" is wearing an outfit to match. At least, that's how you might describe the scene "out-of-game." "In-game," this is Chicago in the 1940's, and we're sitting not in 8-302, but in Mama Accardo s Ristorante. An assortment of gangsters and drunks min- gle with prostitutes and jazz singers, while an FBI agent and a private detective keep an eye on the proceedings. The characters in the cafe are all part of "A New Deal," a role-playing game spon- sored by the MIT Assassins' Guild. "A New Deal" was set in the world of 1940's film noir and took place last Friday and Saturday.

Players Ih'e vicariously in game A drunk Irishman (played by Courtney S. Shiley '03) ducks outside the door of the cafe to explain his goals for the evening. "Mostly, to drink." he says. "It'd be nice to get some money, to get laid, but mostly I want to help my friends." Each player is guided by his or her char- acter sheet, which is written by the game master. or GM. The sheet describes who each character is, and what they are interested in. As the game progresses, plots and subplots emerge. MICHELLE POV/NELU-THE TECH While each player's goals may change, he "A drunk Irishman" (Courtney S. Shiley '03, center) watches a live jazz performance as part of a role-playlng game sponsored by or she must try and act true to character. At the MIT Assassins' Guild last Friday and Saturday. The game, called "A New Deal," was set In 1940's Chicago, and the action the beginning of the game, for example, the ranged across the entire Mil campus. The bar, shown here, was set up In the Experimental Studies Group lounge. Mafia crime family was out looking for a stolen car. By the end of the game, they were the story can be more important that the chasing a murderer loose on the Chicago action. "In this game, if you die, you don't streets, still faking their Italian accents. necessarily lose if you die with style," Shiley Certain characters have special Ability said. Cards, which allow them to, for example, Charles Hope, a local lawyer who has turn invisible or pick locks. There is even been coming to Guild games since 1988, "sex," which players can have by playing expanded on this view. "It's not about shoot- blackjack. ing to me, but about which people are telling The GM for this game was Philip B. Tan you the truth and which people are lying to G, who wrote "A New Deal" while taking a you," he said. "Once you figure that out, graduate course on Film Noir. "It's like being there's probably someone you need to shoot." a playwright, only with less control," Tan said. Action takes place all over campus The action of the game takes place all How to win over campus, as players go looking for one In the character-based games like this, another to make deals, trade information, and eventually kill one another off. Of course, not everyone on campus is part of the game; the players occa- sionally startle a graduate student MICHELLE POVINELLI-THE TECH or two working Laura A. Boylan plays "a young, attractive Anglo-Saxon woman" working as a person- late in the lab. al assistant to the Mayor of Chicago. When the "restaurant" College, put on a (real) live jazz perfor- ning for ten days. Each one IS based on a par- closes, it's time mance, while the others sit at tables to watch. ticular scenario, which can involve anything to move to the Meanwhile, characters flirt according to from aliens to chess-playing nuns to drug bar, located in carefully prescribed rules. According to the dealers in Colombia. Building 24 in manual, "the first person who fails to come The next game, set in the future on the the Experimen- up with a witty retort within five seconds of space colony Lagrange 5, is scheduled from tal Studies the last response loses the flirtation." Oct. 25 to Nov. 3. The selling line for the Group lounge. By Saturday night, a body has been found game promises "spies, corporate infighting, Jennifer K. in the Chicago river, and everyone suspects dastardly plots, and lots and lots of guns." MICHELLE POVINELU-THE TECH Chung '02, a the bartender. For the rest of the game, the Aside from role-playing games, the Sajan Saini G, playing a member of the Accardo crime family, lights pianist, and two remaining players must team up to stay alive. Assassins Guild also holds shoot-ern-up style a candy cigarette. According to the game rules, characters that singers Susan E. games each Saturday night, called Patrol. have a cigarette in their mouth when wounded take twice as long to Born '98 and The end ... until next time "Take the gun, shoot the person," said bleed to death. Without a cigarette, a character dies If he or she Erin Price, a stu- The Guild holds a number of role-playing Haiyao Huang '06, explaining the rules. "It's does not receive medical attention within five minutes. dent at Boston games each year, with the longest games run- a great stress relief."

""' ~ /' ,.,.;, ...... : MICHELLE POVINELLI-THE TECH Santiago Rivas, playing a private investigator, keeps an eye on the scene in the local MICHELLE POVINELU-THE TECH After a dead body was found In "the Chicago River," FBI agent Virgil Peterson, played restaurant. When not searching classrooms for clues, the characters spent a lot of by Clint M. Lohse '05, stood on guard to shoot the villain. time at the restaurant and bar. October 18, 2002 THE TECH Page 17

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"Since AI, an Israeli airline famous for its according to Strauss, "just like a Spokeswoman for the TSA Heather Strauss and Chakrabarti are not random searches can catch more ter- scrutiny and flawless record, securi- carnie, the FBI invites the terrorists Rosenker, the paper "doesn't mat- seeking to push their case with the rorists," wrote Chakrabarti and ty, also said that human intervention to 'step right up' and be flagged." ter. " government. Asked about what they Strauss, "airport security cannot is important. "When you bring in a "The idea of a carnival booth "Their whole premise is inap- plan to do with the paper in the therefore legitimately establish that human factor, it not only looks at an effect was just a result of a logical plicable to the new process that we future, Strauss said they are "trying those passengers flagged by CAPPS output, but you observe behavior step-by-step review of the process," are going to [implement] in the near to have the paper published in a have an enhanced likelihood of and you will upgrade the level of said Strauss. "The logical flaw just future," said Rosenker. The new printed journal." harm. Consequently, CAPPS fails to security you are going to give. Your became apparent after researching system "is more about the place- meet the standards of the stop-and- chances of identifying a problem and examining the CAPPS system." ment of a person in their community Paper concludes CAPPS illegal frisk exception." will be higher," he said. "I thought Samidh and Aaron ... there will be more robust algo- A logical argument is not all that Strauss also said that people MIT Police Chief John Difava, were proposing a great project, rithms drawn from community data- the paper presents. "They did an should focus more on the recom- who served on the Logan Task because of its scope and ambition," bases." analysis and developed mathemati- mendations of the paper. "We're not ,Force Committee after Sept. 11, said Professor Harold Abelson PhO Strauss disagreed. "Waleed AI cal and computer models, and then just a wrecking ball destroying said that the paper had a good argu- '73. "Seeing students perform such Shehri, a Sept. II hijacker, had did a legal analysis of the conse- facets of airport security," he said. ment, but not enough to abandon the outstanding work is one of the real lived in the United States since quences of their findings," Abelson "We should shift our resources system. "What we were doing then joys of teaching at MIT." 1994. We should learn from our said. - away from CAPPS and put them was treating everyone as a terrorist After they submitted the paper previous mistakes and learn that ter- The computer model in the towards security measures that instead of figuring out who the ter- for the class, Professors Abelson rorists are willing to live in the paper, according to Strauss, varies work." rorists were, and that point resound- and Michael M. 1. Fischer urged the United States for long periods of the distribution of threat indices ed to me," he said, recalling the dis- students to publish the paper. times in order to commit horrendous over the general population and Experts stress baggage checks cussions about the pre-Sept. 11 "I f you've discovered a flaw, acts. " over terrorist organizations. Strauss and Chakrabarti made system. chances are that the bad guys have "The risk that Samidh and Aaron For some runs "we gave the suggestions for improvements to "The thing to remember about discovered it, too, and publication is uncover in the paper is pretty funda- government the benefit of the doubt airline security. One suggestion was 9/11 is that there was no security an effective way to get the flaw mental, and simply making the sys- by basically saying that they have a that _screening bags would be a far breach," he said. "The people that repaired," Abelson said. tem more complex won't get around good profile of traditional terror- more important step than CAPPS. got on board to the best of the The paper made its way into the that," Abelson said. "Of course, ists," Strauss said. "But the key Daniel Biran, an airline security knowledge of the investigators were hands of government officials and with the TSA being secret about flaw of CAPPS is that even with a expert at Kroll, a Washington-based legally authorized by the FAA rules airline security experts. The students what they've actually done, it's hard good profile, terrorists can beat the risk consulting company, said that and regulations. What happened at were interviewed for a related story to judge." system by sending in dummy he understood what Strauss and Logan would have happened at any that aired on Boston's National Pub- The TSA is moving ahead with probes." Chakrabarti were saying. Mention- other airport." lic Radio station last Wednesday, CAPPS II, a more complex system On average, after a terrorist ing that the criterion for CAPPS is Difava said that multiple levels and the paper will be featured in the that is expected to open to be group successfully sends members not openly published, Biran said, of security are key to avoiding such Conde Naste Traveler magazine. implemented in the late fall. on three round-trip test flights, the "when the only thing used for profil- a disaster. "Security is in layers, According to a press release, the chance that they will be stopped by ing is technology, there will always there is no silver bullet," he said. TSA says paper a non-issue new system will now probe CAPPS on the next flight is no be ways around it." "Every 10th car going into Logan The information technology "numerous databases from govern- greater than through random screen- Biran said that based upon a and every 5th car through the park- mg. decision by Congress, "basically by ing lot [is screened]. Could the ter- The subsequent legal aspect of Nov. 29 this year, every checked rorist be the 9th car? Positively, but the paper examines Supreme Court bag will be screened so there will be the terrorists have to take that rulings on security measure limita- no advantage to [CAPPS]." risk." tions. Security measures such as Strauss also mentioned that a ter- Sheila E. Widnall ' 61, an Insti- CAPPS have been upheld by the rorist's behavior before committing tute professor also on the task force, Supreme Court by passing the an act almost always serves as a declined to comment on the issue. Tech News Hotline 3-1541 ,.

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GUCltemo!ct's 36-yeor-long civil war ended in Our guest, Alfredo Che, will discuss the 1996. 200/000 people were killed, mostly work he &: others hnve done to demilitarize civi/ions. Roughly 80% of the slnuf1hter Guatemalan society, to bring about land was con-ied out by the Guatemalan miliwry. reform, to guarantee the rights of rural politicctllenders opparently condoned the workers, &. to build a model for sustain- killin9 - while certain bmnches &. ctgencies able dev'elopment that includes respect for of the US government hod some knowledge human rights. He will also discuss the of it ns well. Nov ..!, six renrs after the end of continuing campaign of political killing in the war, hi~lh-mnking miliwry personnel are Guatenwla: in just the last 15 months, 6 for the flrst time bein~1 put on trial for hu- indigenous land-rights activists have been man-rights obuses. Has Justice flnctlly come assassinated. \vho are the murderers &. to Gllatemnla~' what are they afraid of? October 18, 2002 THE TECH Page 21 Admins Address Family, Faculty and Student Reception Families Families, from Page 1 Friday, October 18th question and answer opportunities. Many of these departments are hosting receptions and offering pro- 6:45PM - 7:45 PM grams to introduce families to the subject. The Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering will La Sala be "showing a videotape about the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and there will be a professor there afterwards to answer questions," said Cynthia MIT Student Center 2nd Floor Stewart, academic programs admin- istrator for the department. . "A lot of people don't understand what civil and environmental engi- ~ Live. Jazz neering is," she said. "Everyone knows about the Leaning Tower of ~ Delicious desserts Pisa, so we're hoping to use it to give them a perspective on being an engi- neer." She expects that the attendees will not just be families of civil and Sponsored by Club .z and MIT Family Weekend environmental engineering majors. Other departments aren't expect- 'Questions? [email protected] ing many people, and will just be available to answer questions from interested families. "We're just having two or three Sponsored by Z people from the department [at our reception], and usually only a hand- ful of parents and kids show up," said Mary C. Potter, a professor in the Department of Brain and Cogni- tive Sciences. "The departments were given a time to host receptions," said Mar- garet E. Devine-Sullivan, assistant director of undergraduate programs at the Sloan school, but "there was going to be construction and a lot of other factors, ana ,we usually only get a handful-of people, so we decided not to host a reception," she said, adding that "parents are wel- come "to.-StQP.rbYanytime,". and thiit~ "there"'"should be someone here for them to talk to."

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Admins speak on campus issues There will be a community meeting with MIT administrators Saturday afternoon, where several administrators will talk with the families and answer questions. "I think we're going to cover the whole shoreline of what's going on and all the changes that occurred over the summer," said Dean for Student Life Larry G .. Benedict. He plans on speaking about the many LA SALA de PUERTO RICO changes in the freshman housing system, the importance of rush and 2nd Floor MIT Student Cente FSILGs to MIT, and alcohol issues. Other administrators will also dis- cuss recent construction and renova- tions. Family weekend "is a major communication vehicle between parents and the school," Benedict said. "It helps them feel more like . part of the Institute, gives them a sense of community, and gives par- ents a chance to get their questions answered. " Page 22 THE TECH October 18,2002

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VICTORIA FAN-THE TECH Amanda Wang G, co-winner of 2002 MITSO Concerto Competition, expressively plays Bruch's Con- certo No. 11n G minor, Op. 26 at last week's "Pre-Concert Concert" under Director of Wind Ensern- ~bles Frederick E. Harris Jr. who Is standing in for regular MITSO conductor Dante Anzollni this year.

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The fol/owing incidents were reported to the MIT Police Septem- ber 16-30, 2002. This summary contains most incidents reported to the MIT Police but does not include incidents such as: medical shut- tles. ambulance transfers, false a/arms, general service cal/s, etc. Sept. 16: Bldg. I, report of stolen laptop computer $1,700 and several other items stolen totaling $930; Bldg. 68, laptop stolen $600. Sept. 17: Bldg. W51, report of attempted breaking and entering, nothing taken; East Campus, larceny of bed linens $700; Bldg. NW I0, report of male yelling, subject gone on arrival. Sept. 18: Bldg. 7, report of suspicious package, everything checks out okay; Bldg. NW21, report of homeless sleeping, directed to shel- ter. Sept. 19: Bldg. NW30, report of suspicious person in area, checks out okay; Student Center, purse stolen $55; Bldg. 14, watch stolen $250; Bldg. 33, report of suspicious person, gone on arrival; Johnson Athletic Center, compressor stolen $300; Bldg. 18 report of suspi- cious person. Sept. 20: Boston, Delta Upsilon, report of loud music; Bldg. 56, projector stolen $500; Bldg. 13, bike stolen $900; Student Center, waIlet stolen $30; WILG, report of items being thrown ofT roof; Brig- gs Field, backpack stolen $200. Sept. 21: Amherst AIley, Brian M. Reardon taken into custody on

VICTORIA FAN-THE TECH an outstanding warrant; Bldg. 26, bike stolen $450; Bldg. 16, laptop At the White House Town Hall meeting of the President's Critical Infrastructure Protection Board computer stolen $4,000; , graffiti. held at Wong Auditorium of the Sloan School on Wednesday evening, John Grossman (center), Sept. 22: Boston, Student House, report of loud party; Briggs Assistant Attorney General of Massachusetts, responds to a question posed to the panel, with Field, report of unknown male riding moped through ball fields; Richard A. Clarke, an MIT alum (left), Special Advisor to the President for Cyberspace Security, Bldg. W71, bike stolen $500; Boston, Phi Delta Theta, report of and Gary Beach (right), Group Publisher of CXO Media, Inc. stolen motor vehicle; Theta Delta Chi, report of loud music. Sept. 23: Stata construction trailer broken into and several items stolen, $4,400; Delta Kappa Epsilon, video projector stolen $1,200; Student Center, report of suspicious male, unable to locate; Bldg. 38, camera equipment stolen $700; Bldg. E51, suspicious male, trespass warning issued. Sept. 24: Student Center, report of suspicious person; Bldg. 35, report of suspicious activity; Herman Garage, bike stolen $450; Bldg. 16, report of stolen projector $1,500; Student Center, bike stolen $350; Hayden Library, report of wallet stolen $30; Bldg. W8, report of male trespassing, issued trespass notice; Bldg. 10, projector stolen $300. Sept. 25: Bldg. NW62, report ofleafblower stolen $209; Bldg. 7, report of suspicious male, checks out okay; Bldg. 7, bike stolen $300; Bldg. 53, report of suspicious male, suspect gone on arrival; Bldg. 10 wallet containing $150 stolen; Bldg. 13, report of suspicious person, suspect gone on arrival; Bldg. W34, laptop stolen $3,000, cellular phone charger, unknown value; Bldgs.l, 7, 14, 16 and W7 vending machines broken into ...... Sept. 26: Bldg. 8, tools stolen $2,040; Bldg. 6, laptop stolen $1,000; Bldg. 16, 1) laptop computer stolen $1,200, 2) PDA $150.00, 3) Zip Drive $100; Burton-Connor, bike stolen $50; Student Center, I) bike stolen $300; 2) bike stolen $2,000; Bldg. 5, TV stolen $500;

Stude~Center, frau~w~t use of me~ card .. " \It Sept. 27: Bldg. 5~, computer momtor stolen $500; Bldg. 7, report of stolen business cards $75; Bldg. E15, report of suspicious person, trespass warning issued; Bldg. 10, report of juveniles loitering in Main Group, gone on arrival. ~ Sept. 28: Boston, Delta Upsilon, loud party; Bldg. 56, suspicious activity; Baker, report of suspicious person; checks out okay; Bldg. NE43, report of larceny of bike, juvenile arrested. Sept. 29: Bldg. 10, check individuals, check out okay; Senior House, report of fight; Bldg. W8, assist State Police with arrest of boater. Sept. 30: Bldg. 13, bike stolen $50; Bldg. 6, computers stolen $1,500; McCormick, waIlet stolen $55.

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LIZ ZEllNER-THE TECH Members of the King David Peace Drummers from Jerusalem led MIT students in a drum circle, uplifting music and dance on Friday, Oct. 11. The peace drummers were brought to the MIT cam- pus by the MIT Students for Israel.

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Cadman T the season. The Engineers took the '06, Erik M. Milosevic '06, first two games (30-26, 30-24,) but Christopher R. Rhodes '06, James Brandeis refused to go away. In the . S. Otten '06, John J. Bergin '06, third game, they played a crazy style and Miles R. Colman 'OS, with of volleyball that took MIT out of coxswain Mabel Y. Feng '06. their game. The end result was a The second eight finished 11th Brandeis win. in the novice division in 18:49.82, The Engineers regrouped in the with rowers Bryan Shieh '06, CMI OMOLEYE ROBERTS-THE TECH fourth game, however, behind the exchange student Chris Gee, Brian The Varsity Men's Heavyweight eight races to a fourth place finish in the New Hampshire Champi- offense of Joy N. Hart '06 and Caro- C. Keegan '06, Nicholas A. Allard onships regatta Saturday. line D. Jordan '06, who had 20 and '06, Edward M. Helvenston '06, 12 kills respectively. Although the CMI student Pravin Bagree, Brian The Merrimack was dead calm MIT has high hopes for a medal, The varsity four faced strong team struggled at times to find its T. Neltner 'OS, and Igor A. throughout the day of racing, and the varsity heavies will be rac- competition in the open division groove, MIT pulled away in the Sylvester '06, along with coxswain although cold temperatures and ing for the chance to move back up from Bowdoin College, who flew fourth game 30-25 to win the match Laura A. Hajj '06. light but steady rain did not make to the championship eights divi- to a gold medal nearly two minutes 3-1. Austin Zimmerman '06 came for completely ideal conditions. sion. ahead of MIT. However, the Engi- away with a triple-double for the WPI edges out varsity for bronze "The water was perfect for rowing neers finished a close third behind match with 10 kills, 48 assists and 14 The varsity eight raced to a , and I really enjoyed the trip," said MIT fours win t~ree med~ls Clark College, with a 17:40.04 to digs. This performance helped earn strong fourth place finish in the Filip Antich '03. "I only regret that MIT's fours turned in especially Clark's 17:29.94. her NEWMAC Conference Player of open division, only 2.31 seconds we missed a medal due to the strong performances Saturday, with "In all, we rowed a good race," the Week honors. behind bronze medal winner unfortunate starting order ... we both novice boats medaling and the said Rocco J. Pigneri '05. "We Worcester Polytechnic Institute. didn't start together with the best varsity four taking bronze in a kept our form for the first half, lost Smith surprises sleepy Engineers MIT started the race at the head of crews on the river." tough open division. it a bit when we were passed at the Coming off the bus a bit sleepy, the field, leaving a substantial gap The varsity eight will look to The first novice boat, with one-mile marker by a crew from the Engineers found themselves in a between them and the next boat, improve on their performance Whitaker, Culligan, Rhodes, Milo- Bowdoin, and then regained it after 16-8 deficit in their first game against University of Vermont, but were tomorrow in the Head of the sevic, and Feng coxing, took the another half-mile to finish well." Smith College. The Engineers rallied unable to hold the lead. Charles Regatta, with the same gold in the novice division with a The four featured stroke Pedro A. hard to close the gap, but were unable . "I thought that we rac~d rather lineup: coxswain Craig J. Rothman nearly one-minute lead over sec- Arellano 'OS, Pigneri, CMI to, losing 28-30. MIT, however, was • well, especially consioering we 'OS, captain R. Andy Hill 'OS, ond-place University of Massachu- exchange student Chris Laux, and not to be denied. Feeding off of an were about 30 seconds ahead of the Stephen P. Bathurst '03, John J. setts-Lowell. The second four, with Timothy D. Heidel 'OS, along with ever-increasing momentum, the Engi- ; crew behind us with nobody ahead Cooley 'OS, Jacob J. Ornelas 'OS, Cadman, Harry J. Lichter '06, Dan coxswain Lee Squitieri '05. neers took the next three games in . of us," said Coach Gordon Hamil- Antich, Kevin R. Lang G, CMI L. Wheeler '06, Adam S. Kacz- The four will also be competing 31-29,30-27, and 30-19 to win the ton. "Our speeds were quite decent exchange student Johannes Schiff, marek '06, and coxswain Natalie in the Head of the Charles tomor- match 3-1. Kelly A. Martens '03 j an<:iI know we had some' more to and Frederick D. Wang '05 racing;: M. Dang, finished 30 seconds row, and a noyice eight will race took charge of the match, tallying 22 i give." in the collegiate eights division. behind UMass-Lowell to take third. on Sunday. kills, while Hart and Nydia M. Clay- ton '04 added 17 and 11 kills respec- tively. The steady passing, serving :Men's X-Countrg Excels MIT Defense Clinches Wm and defense of Jacklyn Y. Wang '06 was also a big factor in the win. The Engineers stand 23-2 overall ;Atlfranklin Pork Races To Even Out Record at 3-3 and 6-0 in the conference. They cur- Football, from Page 32 to their passing game, but intercep- rently maintain a regional #2 ranking By Sergio M. Navarro third and fourth runners continued to tions by Richard H. Park '05 and and a top-30 national ranking. TEAM MEMBER be their biggest weakness, as 45 sec- production a non-issue. Carter sealed the win for MIT. The team's next home matches .The MIT men's cross-country onds separated Steve K. Maltas '06 Early in the fourth quarter, cor- The MIT football team is now are this Saturday, Oct. 19 against Cal- team had an exceptional performance and Brian Anderson '05. Neverthe- nerback Corey D. Carter '03 decid- 3-3, with a 1-1 record in the New tech at 11 a.m. and against Plymouth . last Friday at the All-New England less, Maltas ran his fastest time ever ed he'd had enough of the sus- England Football Conference's State College at 3 p.m. in DuPont Championships in at 25:33, while Anderson clocked in pense. Safety Brian D. Hoying '03 Boyd Division. With division rival Gymnasium. Franklin Park, finish- at 26: 18. Carlos A. Renjifo '04 fin- fielded a punt at the MIT 16-yard Curry's loss last week to Salve '~,~1 ing 12th out of a fi~ld ished 5th for MIT and 145th overall line and started l~ft; he handed off Regina, the Beavers control their vl'Wi", of 46 schools. Commg with an all-time best of 26:24 to cap to Carter, who went right, broke own destiny in their remaining Bad Sports TIJ off the capture of the Tech's scoring. two tackles and galloped up the three games. This Saturday, MIT Codfish Bowl title two Overall, MIT ran a very well- sideline for an 84-yard touchdown. hosts UMass-Dartmouth at 1:30 weeks ago, the Engineers faced paced race, showing patience and Needing two scores, WNEC went p.m. at Steinbrenner Stadium. On the Field another stiff test against top Division focus en route to their outstanding I schools - Providence and Brown finish. - and the toughest Division III In the sub-varsity race, Tech ran Are Bad News schools in the region. even better, tying for 3rd in the 26- Fanatic, from Page 32 "I was extremely proud of the team field, first among Division II way our guys competed. Nearly all and III colleges. MIT boasted a 21- touchdown to put San Francisco of our runners ran their fastest times second spread for. their top five run- ahead for good. Known for his ever, and those who did not had good ners, led by Albert S. Liu '03 in unique brand of touchdown celebra- reason," said Coach Halston Taylor. 26:25. Eric A. Khatchadourian '06 tion, Owens fulfilled his promise. He In fact, all but four of MIT's sev- (26:28), David S. Gray '06 (26:35) procured a pen from his sock, signed enteen ran their fastest times ever at and Fivos G. Constantinou '06 the football, and handed it to his advi- the meet. Ben A. Schmeckpeper '05 (26:.43) followed to show Tech's sor, seated in the front row. led the Engineers for the day with a depth and youth. Ian H. Driver '05 After the game, many Seahawks stellar time of 24:44, the s~cond closed out the scoring with a per- players and coaches vilified Owens's fastest time ever by an MIT runner at sonal best of 26:46 to place 51 st action, calling it unsportsmanlike and Franklin Park. Schmeckpeper fin- overall. inappropriate. Though the NFL ished 15th in the drizzling rain, win- The team's performance on Fri- refrained from taking disciplinary ning All New-England honors. day was good enough for 5th place action, I think Owens is more of a Captain Sean P. Nolan '03 was among the top Division ill teams in distraction than Randy Moss. While close behind his teammate, claiming the region. Unfortunately, only the Moss gets in trouble off the field, he 23rd place with a time of 24:52. top four teams automatically qualify rarely causes a stir with his actions on "I'm impressed with the way to compete at the national champi- the field. From a football fan's per- everyone ran on Friday. We're onship race. spective, I think Owens' attitude is improving," Nolan said. "We're a "We have a lot of work to do if more harmful to the league. Belittling good team, but we have some tough we hope to return to the national the opposing team cannot be tolerat- competition and it's going to take championship on November 23," ed, and it reflects badly on your team STANLEY HU-THE TECH some improvement from everyone in Taylor said, "But we're up to the as a whole. Neither receiver acts Nicholas R. Nestle. '04 watches as his cross sails past two order to win the NEWMAC title and challenge." commendably, but at least Moss Springfield College defenders. Nestle would go onto score two place well at the New England Divi- The Engineers are eagerly look- keeps it off the field. What's worse, a goals in MIT's 4-0 victory last Saturday. sion III championships." ing ahead to next week's James bad personal life, or a bad sportsman? The large gap between Tech's Early Invitational at Westfield State. Fantasy pick of the week: Curtis Conway, wide receiver for the San No need to wait for the next issue,you too can write Sports for The 'Tech Diego Chargers. QB Drew Brees is only getting better and it will be a shoot-out with Oakland. Conway has to have a big game for the Chargers to stay with the Raiders. Page 32 THE TECH October 18~2002 SPORTS MIT Women's Soccer Wms, Loses, Draws FootbaU

By Melissa Hart TEAM COACH Shuts Out The women's soccer team stands at 7-4-1 after an exciting week of play in which they won a game, dropped a game, and Western tied conference rival By Christopher P. Anderson Wellesley College in a TEAM MEMBER double overtime MIT avenged last year's home i; match. upset by defeating Western New T On Tuesday, MIT England College 10-0 last Satur- faced the U.S. Coast Guard squad, day on a rainy, chilly losing 2-1 after a physical 90 min- day in Springfield. utes of play. MIT's defense took MIT opened the scoring when center stage shutting ., they were awarded a penalty kick in down the Golden the first 15 minutes of play after Bear offense and freshman Meghan O'Kane was clinching the victory with two, taken down from behind in the fourth-quarter interceptions. penalty box. Monica F. Morrison It was a tense, hard-hitting '04 put the penalty kick away in the afternoon with both teams combin- lower right comer of the goal to give ing for only 366 yards. The teams the Engineers a 1-0 lead. The traded punts through the first quar- remainder of the half was scoreless. ter before MIT quarterback The most costly play of the first Alexander T. Kamal '03 was inter- half, however, left MIT's leading cepted. WNEC took over inside scorer Shirley Chan '04 unable to MIT territory, but failed to capital- return to the game. She sustained a STANLEY HU-THE TECH ize when a field goal attempt went serious knee injury on another rough With only seconds left in double overtime, Connie Yang '03 makes a leaping save to preserve a 0-0 tie wide left. This was only the start of play early in the game. in last Saturday's game against Wellesley College. a comedy of errors. Another inter- In the second half, MIT faced an ception, a short punt and a fumbled energized and determined Coast momentum throughout the remain- regionally-ranked Wellesley College goal was scored by senior Kelli A. punt return landed the Bears with Guard team. The Bears pushed hard- der of the game. With twenty min- on a wet and windy day. Both sides Griffin off of a throw-in by Morrison the ball inside the MIT 30, but to er and harder, creating difficulties utes to go, the Bears capitalized on took 13 shots in the II O-minute con- and a header from Chan. The second no avail; the Beavers denied them for MlT, who could not seem to set- another MlT mistake to put in the test, but outstanding play by both goal was Chan' s as she finished a points again. tle the game down. About fifteen winning goal. keepers ended the match in a 0-0 pass from Diana K. Sterk '06. Things looked bleak however, minutes into the second half, Coast Though MIT never gave up, they draw. Senior keeper Connie Yang Defender Ai-ris Yonekura '05 _made when WNEC running back Mike Guard's hustle paid off when an had trouble matching the solidarity, made nine saves for MIT in the shut- a fabulous run to create the opportu- Laroche broke out of the arms of MlT miscommunication in the back- physical play, and persistence of the out draw, including one outstanding nity. three tacklers and sprinted down to field created a dangerous opportuni- Bears. tip save with literally half of a sec- MIT will face Smith College on the MIT three-yard line. But two ty. The Bears took advantage, ond left in the second overtime. Sunday. The Engineers will return plays later, Laroche fumbled, and evening the score at I-I. Wellesley game ends in a draw Last week, MIT defeated Babson home to host Mount Holyoke next two-way lineman Spencer M. Cross Coast Guard continued to pick up On Saturday, the Engineers faced 2-0 in a conference game. The first Saturday, Oct. 26. '05 recovered the ball. Another missed field goal and- a stop on downs kept the scoreboard clean. MIT's offense showed some life The Football Fanatic UPCOMING HOME EVENTS with under two minutes to play in -By O.B. Usmen the half. Thanks to a long pass COLUMNIST from Kamal to Thomas J. Kil- The last undefeated team fell this week (to a winless team no less), patrick 'OS, R. Matt Ramirez was leaving the NFL without a clear favorite in either conference. The Friday, Oct. 18 able to kick a 24-yard field goal Raiders (4-1) proved they were fallible, losing to the hapless Rams . Men's Cross-Country - NEIAAA Championship, 11 with three seconds left on the (1-5) 28-13. Third-string Rams quarterback Marc a.m. ,clock. Bulger looked sharp and Marshall Faulk rushed for Field Hockey vs. Smith,S p.m. 158 yards in the contest to deliver the Raiders their T Beavers dominate second half first loss. Rich Gannon threw for over 300 yards for The defense made sure those the fourth straight game and the ageless Jerry Rice Saturday, Oct. 19 three points were all MIT needed to hauled in 7 passes for 133 yards, but Oakland had Sailing - Lane Trophy, 9:30 a.m. win. WNEC was stopped behind trouble finding the end zone. Still, St. Louis has too . Men's Soccer vs. Babson, 10 a.m . the line of scrimmage 15 times in many problems to turn the season around completely Women's Volleyball vs. Cal- .the contest. without Kurt Warner taking the snaps. tech, 11 a.m. Defensive end Kevin Co l u m n In the big thriller of the week, Miami (5-XI) Men's and Women's Crew- Yurkewich '06 continued his barely got by Denver (4-2) 24-22. With less , Head of the Charles Regatta, noon "lights-out" season with 12 tackles than a minute left in the game, Jason Elam booted a' 55-yard field goal to 4 p.m. on the day. Linebacker Brent M. that iooked to be the game winner. Miami didn't think so. Orchestrating Football vs. UMass-Dart- Schreiber '03,'and defensive tackle a five-play, 39-yard drive that spanned 39 seconds, Jay Fiedler put the mouth, 2 p.m. + Dan Relihan '04, also posted dou- , Dolphins in a position to win the game with a 50-plus-yard field goal of Women's Volleyball vs. Plymouth State, 3 p.m. ble-digits, with 12 and 10 tackles, their own. Olindo Mare's kick from 53 yards away cleared the uprights, Sailing - Metro Series Six respectively. The offense continued and Miami came away with the victory. The stunt marked the first time to have difficulty against the Bears' in NFL history that two field goals of over fifty yards were kicked with Sunday, Oct. 20 defense and seemingly psychic under a minute left in the game. Men's and Women's Crew - Head of the lin~backers, but the suffocating Charles Regatta, noon to 4 p.m. Beaver defense made offensive Looking abead already When Detroit (1-4) and Minnesota (1-4) took the field on Sunday, Football, Page 31 neither team was really focused on this season. Both teams lack the tal- ent to compete, so instead they are looking to groom their young players for a turnaround next season. With little at stake, the Lions and Vikings put on a pretty good show, which included a quarterbacking duel that could be a vision of things to come. Daunte CuIp~per led his Vikings to a 31-24 victory with an efficient 295 yards in passing. For the Lions, Joey Harrington passed for a Lions rookie record of309 yards, but came up short with an interception in the end zone at the end of the game. , Both Culpepper and Harrington look to have productive careers ahead of them, but their teams have problems in a number of areas. Minnesota needs a running back badly, but Michael Bennett is develop- ing slower than they had hoped. On defense, Minnesota lacks a play- maker, and will continue to suffer unless they pick up quality players in the draft or through free agency. There is a little more hope in Detroit. Harrington looks like the fran- chise quarterback he was drafted to be. The front seven on defense is respectable, with decent depth on the defensive line and speed in the linebackers. The secondary has good young talent in Chris Cash and Andre Goodman. The big weakness is on offense, where injury-prone receivers and undersized offensive lineman will spell doom for Coach Marty Mornhingweg' s offensive scheme. It will be a couple years before they are competitive again, but for now at least they've finally got something to root for in Harrington.

TheT.O. way Before Monday night's game against the Seahawks (1-4), 4gers' (4-1) receiver Terrell Owens promised his financial advisor an auto- MELANIE MICHALAK-THE TECH graphed football ifhe scored a touchdown. With the game tied 21-21 in A player from Johns Hopkins meets violent opposition from MIT in an attempt to score. After wins the fourth quarter, Owens made a fantastic catch and scored a 37..,yard against Grove (19-2) and Washington and Jefferson (54), a close loss to Johns Hopkins (6-7) placed the Engineers second overall in the Division III Eastern Championships held this weekend Fanatic, Page 31 at the Z-center.