Page 12 The Projector October 17, 1978 Red Ribber Commoonitye Pervertor College Stoodent Noospaper October 31 1978 All articles contained within the first eight pages are fictitious, occassionally funny and usually silly. The advertisements are real though, and you better study them or we won't release our hostages! S.A. Mascot Goes Wild by Dave Haynes What happened to this once Teachers at Red River Corn- cheerful old polar bear? S.A. munity College are having few Activities Programmer Lynne problems keeping their students Gurdebeke thinks it may be the in classes these days. The result of an accidental blow on students are afraid to leave the the head the bear suffered safety of the classroom. For several weeks ago. • Rebel failed outside, stalking hallways, is to duck his head while entering Rebel, the White Devil. the S.A. office and was tem- Once a playful, docile school porarily knocked out. He mascot, Rebel has mysteriously recovered quickly, but it wasn't gone bad, mauling students and long after that when the trouble terrifying the student population. started. At this writing, the death toll The first victim was a young stands at 87. It rises daily. Secretarial Science student, Kim No one has been able to stop the Millington. Sitting alone at a bear, but not for lack of trying. library cubicle, she never had a Initially, the plan was to scare chance to stop her attacker. She him off. They showed it pictures was found minutes later, her of Tony Militano, they made it body torn and her hair messy. listen to Meatloaf, but it didn't Kim's friends and classmates work. The bear was fearless. were visibly upset when they The Student Association, left heard the news. "She owed me with no other choice, has put out a five bucks," sobbed one girl. contract on him. One group from The pattern has continued. Pervertor photographer caught the White Devil taking Civil Tech attempted to force- There have been 86 other attacks one of his 87 victims. feed the bear Buffalo Place soup in the college, 86 other victims. but it backfired. The bear liked it. Police have refused to step in and parker. the bear is to give him another such vicious action is taken. Then, a group of nurses lured try to stop the carnage, insisting The situation looks bleak for blow on the head, bringing him For now, students will just Rebel into a locked room where that the bear's just a little too Red River students. Local back to normal. But the S.P.C.A., have to keep their eyes open for they tried to giggle him to death. frisky. Meanwhile, college veternarians have studied the Greenpeace and Marlon Perkins Rebel, the White Devil. No luck (although he did get a security has been unable to help case and say the only way to cure have all threatened lawsuits if date with one of them next since most of their men are on a Friday). nationwide manhunt for a double- Students swamp legislature College student by Bob Armstrong Stains, warned police not to try of demands, written in crayon on A group of students from Red rescuing the hostages or used Kleenex. The demands Tape Community College has "anything could happen." It is include: longer green lights, taken over the Manitoba not known if any of the students warmer weather, Suzanne takes "cutting" blow legislative building, threatening are armed but several are listed Sommers and two extra hours violence unless all their demands as "dangerous" and "criminally between two and four in the by Dave Church have only circumstantial are met. insane" in their Red Tape files. Winnipeg police are in- evidence regarding Getty's fate. morning. The group, made up of Badass Police Chief Spiny Norman Mayor Stein said the demands vestigating the mysterious "The meatcutting department Administration and Conservative described the situation as disappearance of a Red River records show that sausage output are being looked at but that police Commercialism students, broke "volatile" and said the danger is will try to convince the kid- Community College student last was about 120 lbs. higher than into the building last night at "these Red Tape students have seen two weeks ago entering the expected for October. However, nappers into giving themselves about 11:30, disguised as vermin. no grasp of reality, you can't up. meat-cutting department of the we can't prove anything because Once inside, they kidnapped reason with them." Dave Stains said the students school. the sausage was served at the several top level government Mayor Beer Stein described the are going to stay until every one Sparston Getty, 22, of no fixed Voyageur Cafeferia. All of the officials, including two cleaning incident as "a whale of a kid- of their demands are met or address, was last seen on October evidence has been eaten." women and one night watchman. napping." "until we get tired of it." 11 by his locker partner, Bernd Detective Clooless said that Spokesman for the group, Dave The students have issued a list Kacker. anyone possessing two-week-old "Spa Getty and I have been sausage from the Voyageur living together in this locker for should report to him im- over a month," said Kacker. mediately. "Analysis could help "Then one day he said he was us to determine if Food Services going to the barber school for a has mixed Spa Getty in with their Sports haircut. His hair was down over pork." his eyes, and I guess he went into Student Association president the butcher shop by mistake. He Tony Militano expressed little Inside OPEN 7 DAYS VEEK never came back." interest in the situation. "I never Editor Police Detective Hiram eat at the Voyageur anyways," Clooless admitted that police he said. Al Golden: • Dies nude page 13

A 19 year old College Student was found dead behind the Oc- cidental Hotel early this mor- Nuclear War ning. The deceased was identified as Rocks Planet page 27 Barry Horeczy, a second year student at Red River Community sare..tWaleau.' College. Sources say the youth ap- Kenora parently died of asphyxiation while attempting to snort a Sold to Arabs page 85 couple of beer cans up his nose. A funeral for the deceased will be held on Thursday. A party will Volume Number 1 be held immediately afterwards. October 31, 1978 The Pervertor Page 3 Page 2 October 31, 1978 _ The Pervertor College Update Trudeau held Cam us College Grabs for ransom by Pat Keelan p Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, kidnapped last week, is being held by Dave Haynes rensom for $1 million. Liberal party members recently said they would gladly pay the Bus Rider Award ransom sum, but only if the kidnappers kept Trudeau hostage. Tuesday, October 31 to by Jan McCall 2. Show you appreciate your report him/her. He/she is not "This is the break we've been waiting for", said a party spokesman. a Tuesday, October 31 City mayor, Tidbit A. Steam, in driver. Crowd into the front of the competent. "We've been trying to get rid of him for five years, but he refuses to Thursday, November 2 behalf of RRCC students, bus and avoid the back like the 8. As your half-full bus drives leave." Hallowe'en Pub Artist in Residence received the Bus Riders of the plague. by, wave quietly at people The spokesman added that if the kidnappers won't keep Trudeau featuring Year Award at the 113th Annual 3. Fight for your rights. waiting at bus stops. Their permanently, the party will offer to pay them monthly installments of featuring International Pleasant Bus -- Protect two seats while only patriotism will be rewarded. $50,000 for each month they hold him hostage. THE BEATLES BOB DYLAN Riders ( IPBR) convention held in using one. Half-full buses aid the country "Any time he's away from us is a bonus", said the spokesman. "We "first concert in Winnipeg's bus depot last week. 4. Open your window wide. because two buses and two can repair the state of the country to some extent before he comes back TIME : 11-1 p.m. Each year the IPBR in- Give your friends( ? ) behind you drivers are required to do the and messes it up." twelve years" PLACE : Tower Basement vestigates hundreds of par- their daily dose of fresh air. work of one. We are creating jobs TIME: 3-6:30 PLACE : West Gym ADMISSION: free ticipants in the International 5. All women, children and and alleviating unemployment. Pleasant Bus Riding program. elderly should offer their seats to 9. Block passengers from ADMISSION: $1.00 at the door Awards are given to the in- students who are tired from Psychic exiting the bus. Let them get dividual or group that best sitting in classes all day. more than their money's worth. by Brian Kozak 3) Norma Price will leave her exemplifies the IPBR's goals and 6. Don't aid students with an 10. Above all, do not smile or There are five things in life that position as Minister of Tourism objectives as stated below: armful of books. They are in talk to anyone. The last thing we one can almost always be certain and Cultural Affairs to take a job Wednesday, November 1 1. Get on the bus as fast as weight-training for the Olympics. want is a noisy bus. will happen: death, taxes, in- selling Tupperware. Freebie Film Series possible (push, kick, scratch, 7. Keep testing the driver. This year RRCC students flation, snow every winter and 4) Robert Steen will once Double Feature scream). It makes the driver feel Pull the bell five feet before your placed first with Bangladesh the Montreal Canadiens winning again win the mayorality race in Friday, November 8 loved. stop. If the driver fails to stov e 'Polytechnical Institute and the Stanely Cup two out of every a hotly-contested battle with OH WOW, IT'S CINDY Prairie Research Centre of Outer three years. I spoke to noted Archie Wood and Jean-Claude Spanish Inquisition Night Winnipeg psychic Marvin Ferb Parrot. e Mongolia receiving honorable and Social and mentions. It is the first time the other day and came away 5) Man will land on Mars with some predictions: within the next twenty years and Pulitzer Winner Winnipeg citizens have been featuring DIAL D FOR 1) Pierre Elliott Trudeau will Martians will also set foot on honoured with this award but it THE STRANGLERS DEGENERATE by Ken Sitter resign as Prime Minister and Earth. Tony Militano, star reporter for investigative, sports, feature, probably won't be the lagt. Winnipeg MP Stanley Knowles 6) The postal workers will go TIME : 8-1 PLACE : East Gym TIME : 4 -6 and 7-9 p.m. The Pervertor, has been entertainment and political will cross the floor to take over on strike at least 14 times before ADMISSION : No cheques accepted PLACE : Blue Lecture Theatre nominated to represent this reporter was nominated for the the post. the turn of the century. (That's a ( raincoats optional) paper at the ninety-six annual sensationalist award. The award 2) Ed Schreyer will accept a prediction?) n Pulitzer awards banquet. carries with it a five dollar Militant) would not speculate on Federal Government Energy 7) Animal House will never be Editor-in Chief, Susan (American) prize and a job offer his chances to win the award, Board position and Joe Borowski shown on T.V. Mihaychuk, said the nomination from the Upper Nantucket semi- saying, "I think it would in- will return to lead the masses. was only natural since he was the weekly Bulletin-Herald. timidate the judges if they knew only staff member nominated for Militano, a two-year veteran of Idi Amin was my bestest friend." Saturday, November 11 Monday, November 6 to an award. News editor, Kathe The Pervertor, admitted he was Remembrance Day Social Switzer had no comment, while pleased. "I'm glad I was Friday, November 10 managing editor Dave Haynes nominated to go to the dinner and featuring VIDEO '78 admitted he was jealous and even more gladder to be A THE NITTY GRITTY would kill Militano the first nominated for the award," he HISTORY OF chance he got. said. VALAIRE QUARTZ DEAD BAND THE FRYING PAN Militano, a general interest. with TIME : 120 minutes KEITH MOON * JIM MORRISON PLACE : Dull Lecture Theatre DIGITAL WATCH JIMI HENDRIX * JANIS JOPLIN Apology 3 former members of The staff of the Pervertor is deeply sorry for any personal defamation $25.99 bestowed on Willis Greene, 37, of 119 Dretan Street. We really didn't LYNYRD SKYNYRD know that we had called him a slithering gutter creep who sleeps with a Special Guest Star: jar of moldy mayonaisse. That was not what we meant. The meaning with stainless steel adjustable ELVIS PRESLEY was also misinterpreted in the statement that he enjoyed boiling dead babies. And of course we had no idea at the time that showing photographs of him with a flock of sheep would be harmful to his wrist band. Two colours: reputation. We deeply regret any harm this may have caused and in the future we will be much more careful about what we print. And we hope gold and silver. 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October 31 1978 Page 4 The Pervertor October 31, 1978 The Pervertor Page 5 City Update thP rliti Student drowns A day in the life Adonis Theatre's by Chris Cariou sferred to RRCC from Keewatin North Gym Equipment Community College in The Pas, Chess Manager, Al Moore, broke down walked up to the equipment desk Days Numbered in college can and cried last week when a polar and claimed he was scheduled to finished reading a rather lengthy bear clad in RRCC colors and play in an intramural volleyball

- by Pat Keelan poem on the cubicle door. apparently drunk demanded the lif RE :3,4) game. Moore had apparently by Pat Keelan A Creative Lobotomy student But by that time it was too late. right to obtain a volleyball. E fAiling Pi" MANI. taken no notice of the fact that the Another food scandal has drowned in a flash flood in one of College officials estimated that The bear, who claimed he was student was a bear and when the arisen at the World Chess y Ted Bezpalko the college's washrooms the water level had risen so high a first year Business Ad- animal could not produce a valid - Championships. Entertainment fans were • yesterday. Plume was unable to open the ministration student, was later student ID card, an argument Challenger Victor Korchnoi hocked today by the news that Joseph Plume, 24, was cubicle door. Soon the water was apprehended in the Buffalo broke out between the two. charged champion Ana toli ty Council would try to have the reportedly reading in the above his head, they said, and he Cafeteria and taken to the The condition of Moore has Karpov of again receiving coded donis Theatre permanently shut CO a is G G G washroom's cubicle when water drowned a few minutes later. Assiniboine Park Zoo. improved and he will be back to messages in his dinner. Last time own. from a urinal began flooding the One official said Plume could "The whole place is a joke," work on Monday, school officials it was yogourt; this time a This attempt was made public •• • floor. have reached safety by swim- Moore said in an interview after announced. The bear, however, is multiple topping pizza. ming to an air vent on the the terrifying scene. "I've undergoing . psychiatric Korchnoi made the accusation ollowing last night's raid on the Several students waiting in line Al Moore stands by the rules: No student card, no eatre by undercover police to use the facilities evacuated the washroom ceiling and escaping worked here five years — I guess equipment. examination and his condition is in yesterday's match when he 5 7 through it. it takes that long to go insane." not known. Doctors have not yet was checkmated by Karpov, who sing as raincoat and con- room at that moment to avoid raceptive dispensers. During the with - being drowned themselves. However, Plume was not a Moore is the night equipment discounted the possibility that the seconds earlier was given a piece aid police seized a copy of the One student said he called to swimmer. He had enrolled in a manager for the much-used polar bear, who referred to of pepperoni pizza by his coach. ilm, "Last Tango with Donny, Plume, telling him to get out water safety course at the Pan- facility, and said that although it the gym, the bear had no right to Witnesses to the incident said himself as Perry, may be back at Korchnoi said he spotted the arie, Two Goats and a Pig". A 'DONN Y.74:11;cr immediately or he would drown. Am Pool for this year, but classes had been an especially bad day in make it worse. that the bear. who was tran- RRCC as early as next week. code early in the match, but ..MARIE wanted to wait and see whether his film was termed by police ••■ He said Plume replied that he were not to start until two weeks s, "bloody disgusting, MP. ••• would be out in a minute, after he after the date of the drowning. he had a chance to win before ownright filthy, utter perversion alerting judges of the infraction. nd gross as my mother-in-law's T WO:: 40AT S . Birmingham signs Incredible Hulk He said that pepperoni meant hubarb pie." to move the queen; salami — the „and. by Murray Mandryk bishop; mushroom — the rook; When asked by police the Bear from Grizzly Adams and uthorities how they knew what Reports out of Birmingham The 7'8", 625 lb. Hulk started "This is an outrage!" says bacon — the pawn and anchovies earlier today, say that the W.H.A. his career as a result of an Hull. "How can that criminal of a Ray "The Crippler" Stevenson, — the knight. as on the film since it was not from All-Star Wrestling. Rumour ing shown the officers who A PAQ ! • • • • Bulls have come to final contract overdose of radiation. Ever Bassett continue to sign these Experts predict that Karpov I 1 big, stupid, dumb fools and get has it that Bassett is trying to - terms with their new defen- since, he has been busting things will probably resort to the old made the seizure replied, "It was • sign Charles Manson as coach for A ceman, The Incredible Hulk. The and terrorizing and pulverizing away with it? Won't the League standby, alphabet soup, to an inspired guess." k do something? I, for one, won't the 1995-96 season. Manson can Joseph C. Ginsky, owner of the contract is worth an estimated innocent World Hockey receive messages in the next e'er Go 611 a a stand for it. I won't let that big coach earlier if he gets out on theatre, however saw the matter • j $450,000 a year with many ad- Association forwards for the match. animal intimidate me. I am going good behaviour." quite differently. Screaming that . ditional clauses including: no cut, Birmingham Bulls. S I to stick to my game and totally "I just want a coach who will the mayor's initials were ap- no trade, and no obligation to pay "We just hope that he can ignore that goon . . ." ( it is at this install a winning attitude," states propriate, he called the raid the for damage to the dressing room always carry the same attitude point that this paper would like Bassett. work of the ever growing Ginsky denied that his massage the form of what the Adonis when he goes through into the rink," states Bulls,' to, once again, express its best Baseball repression of the arts by parlour was engaged in any kind Theatre's Sex Shoppe called meta morphisis. coach. "If he keeps this up, in a of elicit activity and said he timely gifts for Christmas. A "Hulky adds aggressiveness to few years he could be another wishes for a speedy recovery to government. Hull. He can be visited in Room Pat Keelan would never hire the sister of any blow-up woman with ho-ho-ho our team," states the Bir- Dave Hutchinson or Dave Shultz It was also brought out by the of the Health Sciences Cen- New York Yankee third policeman because his girls must printed on her chest was mingham coach. Since we lost or Tiger Williams. Or maybe 401 police officers involved in the tre.) baseman, Craig Nettles, has been raid that the massage parlour be good looking. Ginsky went on presented to Mayor Bob Steen Beaton (Frankie), Durbano even . . . Gordie Howe." Ruoff suspended by Baseball Com- John Bassett sends regrets run by the theatre was selling to state that the constant who took it home for closer (Steve) and Linesman (Ken), Unfortunately the rest of the missioner Bowie Kuhn for from Mealhaven, where he was more than massages. When harrassment of his theatre was examination. Other examples we've been stuck with a bunch of W.H.A. doesn't share the Bulls' by Pat Keelan wearing a magnetic glove during scouting for more talent, at the council asked how the officers scaring all the , respectable were the books: The Voracious panty-waists." attitude concerning the Hulk. Winnipeg Blue Bombers' this year's World Series. knew this, seeing, as the parlour customers away from his place. Sex Life of Minnie Mouse and the Our Pervertor action photographer was able to infiltrate a When asked about the Hulk's Outspoken Winnipeg Jet forward, time of Bobby's unfortunate kicker, Bernie Ruoff, is in Kuhn said an inspection of Bobby Hull, who met the Hulk for accident. was closed, one of the officers The evidence of the depravity Sensuality of Shirley Temple. LID training section and sneak this candid photo. Here, LID skating ability, the Bulls' coach satisfactory condition at Nettles' glove was made replied, "What the hell does it the first time in the Bulls-Jets In other news from Bir- said, "my sister works there." of the theatre was presented in members are trained to shoot tokers on sight. Misericordia Hospital after following Game 4 of the Series, in matter if he can skate or not? It encounter last Thursday night in mingham, John Bassett is suffering a broken fingernail in which Nettles was catching balls won't matter a damn bit to Birmingham, made a few con- currently negotiating with 5 last week's game against the travelling at speeds in excess of Bassett (Bulls' owner). He never troversial comments about the players, including Son of Sam, Saskatchewan Roughriders. 200 m.p.h worried about such stupid things big defenceman. Darth Vader, Leon Spinks, Ben Ruoff suffered the injury when The inspection, requested by RRCC's own supercop security LID Squad Loose in the past." he tripped over his shoelaces and Los Angeles Dodger manager, chief, Elliot Ness, has secretly fell while running away from a Tom Lasorda, uncovered traces trained and let loose a special Roughrider who was trying to of a magnetic substance in the squad of drug detectors, the block him on a kickoff return. seams of Nettles' glove. A Halloween Night Pervertor learned Monday. Separation hits N.H.L. Ruoff said he was worried Nettles pulled off the trick by The team is known as the LID In College about getting his glasses broken sprinkling iron filings on the ball (Limit Interesting Drugs) Squad, by Pat Keelan that he completely forgot about when it was thrown around the by Jeff Lauzon and will operate "undercover." Montreal Canadien's Vice- languages, French and English. joining the team was one of the his delicate fingernails. infield after Dodger outs. This Apparently, the LID squad President Jean Beliveau necessary for dope prevention, An Admissions officer, who He added that his club was also clauses in the White Paper on He added that the player who magnetically attracted the ball to 'Twas the night of Halloween, and all thru the streets, (pictured above) has been nounced his club's separation and they are strapped to their prefered to remain anonymous, upset by accusations from other separation, which states that tried to block him was very rude. his glove. Idiots were everywhere, dressed up in white sheets, trained by Ness personally to root from the National Hockey chests underneath their vests. I complained that weeding out teams that the Canadians have players must be chewed out by "Most people know that one The attraction was so strong I'd turned out all lights, locked the doors with great care, out the low-life dope addicts of League yesterday. don't see how anyone would tokers in this way might lead to a been illegally tampering with the the coach in French only. never hits a man with glasses", that at times it pulled Nettles off. In hopes that those kids would keep out of my hair! Red River. The announcement came two league's annual draft since the In an interview Monday, Ness notice them ( the guns)." closing of the school, due to a lack The Canadiens are now ex- he said. "But this barbarian his feet toward the ball. weeks after a team referendum, early 1960's. "How dare they Well I looked in the stores and do you know what I found? said, "I don't think students will Student Association president, of remaining students. pected to compete in a French apparently needs a course in Nettles, in admission of the in which 75 per cent of the players question our integrity!" said etiquette." Kiss candies were selling for ten dollars per pound, be able to detect my LID squad. I Tony Minestrone, has made a Lynne Garberator, the Ac- League with Quebec Nordiques of offense, said, "It was the only voted in favour of leaving the Beliveau. "We've only been doing Ruoff is expected to return to So I thought to myself "There's simply no enjoyment!", taught them everything I know stand against the squad. "I don't tivities Director of the college, the WHA and St. Boniface Saints way we could beat the Dodgers. I NHL. that since 1972." the Bombers for the opening was just trying to help the team." Of a holiday seasonal that takes half you're unemployment! about travelling in cognito, so like the idea of those elementary complained that socials and beer of the Manitoba Junior Hockey school dropouts carrying Beliveau said the main reason The 25 per cent who voted League, who separated from game of the 1979 season. He added that he had used the On TV some man was running around in a slip, they'll mix right in. Students had bashes may have to be cancelled. machine guns. Someone might for the Canadiens' separation against separation, all English their respective leagues last glove in the previous Series And was trying to get his ol' lady to strip, better shape up!" "If all the dopers are killed off, or get hurt." was the refusal of other clubs to players, said their reason for not week. games without being suspected of Well this made me wonder of the show on the set, Ness disagrees with observers are too afraid to come, nobody Ness insists that Minestrone's print names on the backs of their the crime, but that he "went a So I looked at the guide; it said Carol Burnett? who claim the 3-piece checked will be left to come to these opposition is inconsequential. players' sweaters in both official little overboard" in Game 4, so he business suits, pink ties, and events." She expressed concern Cossel wasn't surprised by the request When out on the street there arose such a thunder, machine guns the squad will "He's only opposing me because that SA revenues for 1979 might Howard Cossel, sports for an inspection. I sprang to the blinds and looked out full of wonder, sport will make them stand out in he probably is among the worst drop to an all-time low if beer broadcaster, is in the Los Angeles Commissioner Kuhn said he Two dozens of goblins and ten ton bags a'lugging, the student body. addicts. Why else would he be bashes and socials were can- Asmundson signed County Hospital today after allowed Nettles to play in the Damn! I thought for a moment it might be a mugging. Despite criticism and scared?" celled. Ness added that Minestrone's straining his mouth. The doctor remaining games of the Series, Up at the doors banging the glass, suggestions that the squad should A food services spokesman Russel Duke Asmundson, Winnipeg Jets journeyman player for several • in charge said, "He just used it using a regular glove, because he wear "what students wear," habit could be confirmed by "the warned the Buffalo would close seasons before retiring two years ago has been signed for the 1978-79 Was a shrieking, screeching, hysterical mass, too much. I warned him against didn't want to incite a riot by Ness insists on the standard constant redness of his beady down, because "no one eats there Bill Russell, Los Angeles hockey season by Al McNeil, Montreal Canadiens General Manager. And I felt from the sound of each screaming curse, it." Cossel is expected to be Yankee fans. uniform he has selected. little eyes." unless they're stoned, anyway." Dodger's brilliant shortstop has McNeil, commenting from his home in downtown Montreal said that That the "Halloween Spirit" had changed for the worse! released in two weeks. "I won't have my boys wearing Minestrone calls this "gar- In the face of this criticism, won an award for being the most the addition of Asmundson will really give the competition something to The clock it struck nine as I opened the door, those degenerate blue jeans!" bage" and attributes his red eyes Ness remains firm. He claims the valuable player in the World contend with as it will give the Canadiens another superstar to com- And there were more kids than I'd seen ever before, Ness exclaimed. He added that to lack of sleep. support of the Lying government Series despite the fact his team plement Guy Lafleur, Steve Shutt, Ken Dryden and Larry Robinson. They pushed and they shoved, but thought better to plead, the current dope craze was "Besides," Ness asserted, in his training of the LID squad. lost the title to the New York Asked why Asmundson averaged only 4 goals a season while with the For the candy they sought in their hour of greed probably started as a publicity "Minestrone is just a bleeding Yankees. Jets, McNeil replied that "the Jets just didn't know how to use him. inks "Premier Lying assures me It is a new award, and will be I said, "Aren't you up late this day of the week?" stunt by Great Scott or Wranglers heart liberal. There's only one that the elimination of these They had him in a checking role all along which meant he could't take Positions available in rapidly to sell more jeans. "Kids will buy way to keep our kids out of freaks is right in keeping with his called the Bill Russell But- full advantage of his blistering shot and lightning-like speed." Leon Spinks, former heavy expanding marketing organiza- A girl of six replied, "Shut up and give us our treats!" weight boxing champion of the anything when they're stoned," trouble, and that's to shoot their cutback programme," Ness said terfingers trophy for his "Listen," he added, "The Jets fans knew how good he was and ap- tion for honest, reliable, am-. My mouth opened wide as I stared back in shock world, lost control of his car Ness insists. "Even beer, blue drug-crazed brains right out yesterday. "He will have to spend stkrehandedness in the series. preciated him. You could always hear the fans cheering him on with bilious,. individuals, male' or Then handed each one a chocolate covered rock today and hit another car, the jeans, and other corrupting before they land in jail!" less money on teachers, staff, The decision to initiate the chants of, "Duke, Duke." female, wishing to earn excellent side of a building, a lamp post, And as that noisy bunch sailed into the night, things." The systematic execution of and the cost of incarcerating award came when writers at In the Canadien camp, the news was taken with great concern. Guy income on part-tiMe or full-time I closed the door and turned off the light, together to decide two turtle doves and a partridge As for the machine guns, Ness apprehended RRCC tokers is these bums. Also, it is expected to Sport got Lafleur said, "It looks like he could take my scoring title away from me basis. For information send year, in a pear tree. Christmas sure beats Halloween anytime of the says they shouldn't be too expected to have repercussions in eliminate most of his opposition Buckey Dent was overall M.V.P. this year." name, address and phone I thought as I opened the icebox and pulled out a beer. This accident follows on the noticeable. "The guns are all aspects of Red River life. in the next election." and decided to give Russell an Coach Bowman said, "I feel the move was made for the betterment of number to Z. Collins, 40 Matheson award, also. the team but I'd hate to see Jacques Lemaire be cut because of it." heels of his last, accident where Ave. E., Winnipeg, R2W OB9 "What the hell," said one write, Last reports had Lemaire, Mark Napier and Pierre Larouche hiding he ran into a tree but claimed he "he played errorless ball." in Tibet. had the right of way.

erre.40131...69■••••■111•Seedes.0*.t...... ••■■■••••■• _ October 31, 1978 October 31 1978 The Pervertor Page 6 The Pervertor New Double Bill None of your I Don't Mean Entartnent "Satisfying" to Bitch, but businessTHE FIRST ANNUAL PERVERTOR OPINION POLL but.. by Bill Redekop Stones RRCC Bound Last Tango in Red Deer, Alta. having dinner and that one other and Naked Girls Running All time when Joe, played by Jerry Pbylepasaevereilaadyenaecsh question carefully and answer appropriately. Hubbard, has to run to the store Over the Place, For Crying Out by Gary McGibney Loud, the double-bill now playing to by mix, everything else was 1. Why do you hate yourself? I don't mean to bitch but why does the Hayner always wait until at the Venereal Theatre, offers performed in the raw. I found 55 mph all of the above the last — word deleted — minuted to ask me to write something some great entertainment for the that this element added to my for the college paper. by Glen Dawkins viewing audience. As they left the viewing pleasure and kept my at- purple Originally he wanted me to do an in-depth interview with En- The Rolling Stones, the famous theatre, many people said, as the tention from being averted. • tertainment Editor Glen Dawkins (of "Dawkinstein Must Be British rock group, is coming to lit a cigarette, that they were The story revolves around 7. The Mideast Peace Treaty was signed last month marking a major stepping stone in the quest for Destroyed" fame) but Glen refused to talk to me because I'm not satisfied they had got their Trixie, who in the movie is 25, play at the First Annual Red an end to the troubles that have plagued the countries for the past quarter century. Now, what a member of the Rick Groom fan club (when was the last time he River Wine and Cheese Festival money's worth. gorgeous, and hot-to-trot. And gained over a thousand yards?). Then he (meaning Dave H.) to be held at the South Gym late In the movie, you get to see that's pretty well it for the story would you do next? suggested I do a piece on Bob Liss but Bashful Bob was off to Flin close-ups of all the private parts line. She just meets a bunch of next month, it was announced by punt buy a nice dress Flon on a sabbatical to study Black Mysticism, see his folks and Program Co-ordinator Lynne you'd ever want to see, plus a guys and they, y'know, do pull the goalie work on his earth farm. Gurdebeke. story-line, sort of, and also some whatever. Its mostly an action- bunt So I decided to hell with all that nonsense and I would talk about top notch performances by such The group's appearance at the type movie with not much talking something dear to my heart. Cheap wines. But Brian (Killer) actors as: Bruce Dern, who plays festival, Gurdebeke claimed, is or other stuff. There is some 3. Do you feel life has treated you badly and there seems to be no sense in living anymore? Kozak said that was his department even if he was on strike. Koze a psychotic kindergarten background music but I don't the result of a late-night phone this is a recording hi there only on waterbeds even went so far as to accuse me of scabbing if I wrote the article. call she received from a man who teacher; Wally Cox, who plays a know who did it. I told him to go suck a rock and then decided he was right. said he was the rock group's dead person; Margeret Trudeau, And, let's see. What else. Well, At this point college leader Ken Sitter (he's the guy who tells the who plays around; along with a its kind of funny sometimes. manager in charge of tours and Please submit the completed survey to The Pervertor's office in the back alley behind the offices of the administration where to go AND how to get there) suggested this said the group was interested in host of other stars such as Anita Some people laughed at certain would be the perfect opportunity for the Cre-Comm Clan to playing at Red River. "He told Bryant, Mae West, Jerry Hub- parts — I didn't — but it all Fort Whyte Opera. All answers will be tabulated and subsequently used to line bird cages. Your help is challenge the first-year girls to a volleyball game. I told him this bard, Chesty Morgan, whats-her- me," Gurdebeke said, "the group depends where you're at, I guess. deeply appreciated ( though not at all understandable). was a newspaper not a bulletin board and besides they didn't have had some raw material they wan- name — the girl who used to play And I thought the camera work the guts to play us anyway. ted to try out before hitting the Nancy Drew — and the Three was as good as it usually is for About this time Kathe Switzer walked into the office for the first really big places. The caller, who Stooges in their first attempt at a most movies. time in weeks and suggested I remind everyone of the upcoming introduced himself as Tom E. serious movie. The feature film, Naked Girls, "Beer and Skits" night which just happens to be the most fun Shyster, said that because of con- Last Tango is a unique depar- lives up to its top top billing. It is social ol' RRCC puts on every year. She said I should encourage tract and other arrangement ture from traditional film- a spellbinding drama that will everyone to enter a skit and remind them that there are cash problems, the band wanted all Rocking RRCC's shaky South Gym, Mick Jagger and his making in that nobody wears tug at your heart strings. It is the prizes involved. "Should I do a story on beer and skits then?", I the money "up front". Rolling Stones will be playing in the First Annual Wine and cloths for practically the whole story of five girls who go around asked the Hayner. Gurdebeke was unavailable for Cheese Festival. S.A. officials are expecting a big turnout thing. Except for when they're robbing banks in the nude. But ls "Better forget it McGib. Cre-Comm gonna sweep all the awards comment on the announcement. especially since they will also supplying "Ever-clear" to director Martin Scorsese makes this year so there's no sense in anyone else even bothering to She has been a guest of the it clear that they are simply vic- The large crowd, many of S: I never eat them except for on come out . . . but you might do another story on all those girls in mix with the wine. whom arrived by mistake Selkirk Mental Institution since tims of corrupt society. They hamburgers. nursing who go around pinching boys on the bum." I told him to go thinking a group of midget last week because of stress and can't help it. P: No, I mean how do you feel stick that idea in his ear as we'd be bound to get a mountain of mimes was to be performing, pressures caused by the week's Stones have fallen on some bad The movie tries hard to bring about organized labour? mail from snotty-nosed spinsters and pro-feminist types who have Suicide Strikes responded with a variety of ob- activities. Don Hillman, S.A. times and with this Richards' its point across and succeeds. It S: Don't know nothing about it, nothing better to do than bitch about sexist articles in scene noises and gestures. Business Manager, said that thing, they're probably having is an obvious vehicle for Scorsese but if women want to try it, newspapers. After the speech, Mr. Spleen while being enthusiastic about trouble getting engagements. Vicious' Girlfriend to protest capital punishment. Af- maybe it will help. "Surely there must be something I can write about!" I found time in his busy schedule to the announced appearance of the And anyway, I don't happen to herself down the loo so I helped ter all, who in their right mind P: On the subject of national screamed to no one in particular. I glanced anxiously about The by Ted Bezpalko grant The Pervertor an exclusive Rolling Stones, he was strangely like the Stones, so I don't care." her jam herself into the cooker." would want to give the chair to unity, how do you feel about Projector office hoping desperately that someone would come up interview. suspicious of the deal. Maybe I'm No one else from the S.A. was The rock world was astounded Experts say she was browned five girls as beautiful as the ones keeping Quebec in Canada, is it with an idea I could follow up on. just over-reacting but when he available for comment since they today after hearing the news of nicely but needed salt. in the movie? It seems such a Pervertor: On behalf of Red necessary? Nothing. Well that tore it. There was absolutely nothing wor- asked for the check of $500 sent to were all out selling tickets. But the assisted suicide of Punk Police have been inclined to waste. River and the Pervertor, I'd like S: You're damn right, otherwise thwhile to write about. I was a beaten man. a post office in La Salle, Kathy Eaton did say she felt "the Rocker Sid Vicious' girlfriend. press charges on Vicious but The movie ends when Bruce to thank you very much for fin- the Bruins and the Flyers will be The managing editor, seeing my sobbing hulk, came over to Manitoba." concert will do the college a lot of Police found the body in an testimonies like this from his Dern, the loony kindergarten ding time in your busy schedule taking the Stanley Cup. console me and upon hearing my story told me not to worry about oven at her apartment in Essex to talk to us. Tony Militano, S.A. President, good and even if it doesn't, it neighbours have dissuaded them. teacher, mows down the five girls P: Mr. Spleen, you have come out it. "After all, he concluded, "we never print anything worthwhile stuffed in between the aspargus commented he was only slightly wouldn't hurt my portfolio one Mrs. Cornel a life-long neighbour with a sub-machine gun. Dern George Spleen: You're welcome, strongly against communism anyway and even if we did, who would read it." and the pork chops. When asked surprised at the offer. "The bit." said this, "Sidney was always a throughout the whole movie is ob- I'm not really that busy today, many times, what then is your I felt reborn. Armed with the knowledge that I could stoop to what had happened Sid said this good boy and wouldn't do sessed with tracking down the I've got an interview for Better opinion of keeping diplomatic ties any lengths to get a story I prepared once more to stalk the halls "She said she was feeling kind of Home and Worm Breeder Something like that even though female robbers. His obsession with Red China? with pen and pencil. miserable and wanted me to help Magazine at two, he had some strange habits like stems from his abstainance of but nothing S: The Red Chinese aren't all that As if on cue College President Tony Militano strolled into the her end it all, she wouldn't flush before that. pointing at the sky and shouting nudity. He hates nudity and is bad, look what a job they did on office in a rubber dress . . . All ri ht! Now here's a stor .. . heil when it didn't even like like revolted by the human anatomy. P: Mr. Spleen, you are the leader those goddamn Bhuddists. of a brand new party and the P: rain, let alone hail." He always wears his clothes in- Mr. Spleen, it seems to me Canadian people know nothing When asked by police why he cluding at the end when he goes that what the voters want to know didn't argue with his girlfriend about you, furthermore you is if, at 112 swimming in the ocean. There George Spleen years old, you are not aren't even running enouth can- too old to hold public office. A Credit Union when he knew what she was up to may be a message here inserted Special Vicious answered, "I never by Bob Armstrong didates to make a cabinet, let S: Cream and sugar, please. Personal Chequing Account "- by Scorsese but I'm not sure. argued with her, I was a good alone a government, what, then, P: Pardon? Overall, I thought the movie keeps you on track. boyfriend." "The Trudeau government has are you trying to prove? S: The Kaiser! The Kaiser! Over was good and I liked everything AMS Meeting been a strain on the fabric of S: I believe the support for our the top men! about it except for that machine society. During wage and price kind. of party is out there or I P: Mr. Spleen, gun part. are you all right? controls, the working man wouldn't be running, the problem S: General Wolfe! Hang Riel! INDEPENDENT sweated and toiled away only to is that very few people are willing Women and children first! Nov. 2, Black Lecture Theatre have a wage roll-on take his to stand up in public and say the Bilingual today, French JEWELLERS money away. Canadians are in things I say. tomorrow! the pits of despair" said George P: Speaking of the things you With the next federal election If you have not decided which field of Exciting Collection of Spleen, leader of the newly for- said, what did you mean when looming ominously on the business you want to enter, this meeting is a med Right Guard party. "Our you called John Diefenbaker "a horizon, the Liberals are sud- Columbia Diamond aim is to get the stink out of dangerous young subsersive?" denly facing competition from a must. There will be two guest speakers (one Engagement Rings government." S: I never said that, the exact group they didn't know existed. from RIA and one from CGA), who will let you Comic World Spleen, 112, was at Red River quote was "dangerous young Under the calm and sturdy know everything you need to know about the Special offer to last Friday on his cross-Canada punk." leadership of George Spleen, the tour promoting his party for next P: Leaving that issue aside, I Right Guard may be the party to two courses. students only Canada's largest comic Spring's election. He formed his think the Canadian people would bring back to Canada the sweet bookstore. Buy, sell col- party, the Right Guard, after like to hear something about your smell of prosperity. AGENDA 25% OFF REG. both the Regressive Confusative party platform. How do you feel lectors comics over 11:00 Mr. McLean will speak on the topic of PRICE OF DIAMOND and Anti-social Creditor parties about unions? 225,000 new, old & rare kicked him out for "leaning too Registered Industrial Accountants ENGAGEMENT RINGS far to the right." comics in stock. Also: This coupon is worth 12:00 Mr. Len Hampson will speak about In his speech, Spleen attacked $1 off nightly admission. Posters, SF, Hardcovers, the Manitoba government as well Certified General Accountants. Fanzines. as the fells, saying "People are The best minds in Disco saying that Sterling Lyon has put Starwars & Star Trek col- government • back 20 years, we After each speaker, you will have the op- believe we can do six times as portunity to ask any questions you may have. lectables. Sensational good." Glass Onion new comics reserving Spleen, who is multilingual, Winnipeg's Newest Disco Co-Operators Credit Union Ltd. system. speaking English as well as Open Thurs., Fri., Sat. each week. So, bring your lunch, and if you cannot attend several barnyard languages, 9 p.m. - 4 a.m. both hours, remember that one is always Tues.-Fri.e, urged voters to tell Ottawa to stop College Branch Independent Hours: "forcing our children to learn 272 Sherbrook St. better than none. 2:30-7:30 p.m.; Sat. French in schools" and added Jewellers Ltd. between Portage Ave. & Broadway Noon-6:00. "when we were youngsters, if we Your attendance will make it much easier for (Bldg. C Right Across From The LRC) wanted to learn French we would Ph. 774-0351 493 Notre Dame 315 Ellice go down to Madame Fifi's with "Smart Dress Only" you to guide your FUTURE. 774-5544 Phone: 943-1968 five dollars." L . • Page 8 The Projector October 31 1978 Red River Community College Student Newspaper October 31, 1978

C a us e Projector 1 Hallow's Eve Special: Comment Yes, there really are witches Friday, November 3, 1978 by Maureen Treichel The truth about cutbacks • I bet that a lot of you didn't even know they existed, although you BEER AND SKITS probably see some almost every day. You may see some in the by Susan Mihaychuk hallways, or perhaps you even sat beside one on the bus this morning. with Provincial government It's witches I'm talking about— witches and wizards. restraints have got a few people The word "witch" actually means "wisewoman" and comes from the up in the air, but the Student Anglo-Saxon word "wicca" which literally means "A magician who Association isn't about to give up weakens the power of evil." This fact is contrary to most people's belief the gun. that witches are dark, evil creatures that spend all their time dabbling THE COOPER "We're letting the government in black magic, brewing magical potions, and when the work load gets know what has happened at too heavy, go out for a quick job around the block on their broomstick. RRCC because of last year's There is a group known as Devil Worshippers or Satanists who are cutbacks," announced S.A. associated with the latter activities, excluding the bit about the brooms. President, Tony Militano before Black witches and warlocks are considered to be evil creatures while 111 BROTHERS attending last Friday's meeting witches and wizards are said to work against evil. with Education Minister, Keith Witchcraft, which is believed by some to be the first religion, was PLACE : South Gym Cosens. ancient at the birth of Christ. It is said to have been started by women, Outlining the main purposes of who, while carrying out their routine chores, began turning their minds TIME: 7:30-1:00 p.m. the meeting, Militano mentioned to metaphysical thoughts. They marveled at the existence of the sun four areas in the college that and moon, and at the great mysteries of birth and death. They con- ADMISSION: $4.00 have obviously suffered from the cluded that there must be super beings Icioking after the world, beings effects of cutbacks: such as the "Great Mother" — the goddess of fertility. Tuesday, October 31 to Wednesday, November 8 — the Learning Resources The Romans were great dabblers in Witchcraft. For example, Con- Freebie Film Festival Centre RRCC students in Learning Resources Centre stantine V was known to employ people in the raising of the dead, while Thursday, November 2 — RRCC's "cutbacks and more cutbacks". —scramble parking Augustus often got an occultist to interpret his dreams. Artist in Residence presents area The world-famous Stonehenge in Britain is believed to have been used featuring "AMERICAN GRAFITTI" — the RRCC physical education over $15,000 for sports including couver early in March and before by the Druids, an ancient ancestral branch of the "Craft" — which is PLACE : White Lecture Theatre department their 25 per cent inter-varsity that date the phys-ed department what today's witches call their religion. DALE RUSSELL — the supplementary assistance subsidy. They've also added a will have to come up with support The name Matthew Hopkins will strike fear in the heart of any witch. TIMES: 4-6 p.m. and 7-9 p.m. $2,000 money to the tune of $22,000. Hopkins, an unsuccessful English lawyer who became a self-appointed PLACE : Tower Lounge Wednesday, November 1 fund (emergency loan fund). grant to cover costs of TIME : 11-1 p.m. daily Last year, the Learning exhibition trips and travelling With no money in the budget at witch hunter in 1645, used for his text in condemning witches James I's BEER AND SKITS Resources Centre's ( LRC) expenses for out-of-town tour- the beginning of the year, the book entitled Demonology. Matthew Hopkins sent more mumbling little ADMISSION : free working budget was in the area of naments. If the S.A. raised their department approached the old ladies to the gallows than did anyone else in England. REHEARSALS $136,000. It is now operating on budget to 40 per cent from 35 per government for assistance. Since the birth of the "Craft" thousands of years went by before being PLACE : Black Lecture Theatre $128,000. cent to help cover costs, the Education minister, Keith a witch was no longer considered to be a crime. In 1736, James II TIME: 4:00p.m. Hardest hit in the LRC is the government would put in 60 per Cosens, suggested that RRCC repealed the portion of the Witchcraft Act which made the practise of audio-visual department and the cent instead of the presently commit themselves to 4-West witchcraft a crime, but it wasn't until 1951 that the Witchcraft Act was number of course-related books. allocated 65 per cent. regardless of the zero budget. completely repealed, thereby removing all possibilities of prosecution "They're understaffed in Originally, money was Because the phys-ed depart- for the practise of the wicca religion. different sections of the library," allocated in this year's budget for ment isn't getting an increase Witches have certain practises and beliefs that have been carefully informed Militano citing the repair of the lots "but it was cut they'll have to come up with the guarded throughout the centuries. They are strong believers in life after example of the audio-visual at the last minute." $22,000 for 4-West within the death and in reincarnation. Each member has a hand written copy of college and that will mean The Winnipeg Magic Festival All proceeds go to the department which went without a "Students pay nine dollars a The Book of Shadows — the equivalent of the Christian Bible. No one is supervisor for almost a year. year for parking spots regardless making cutbacks elsewhere in allowed to read or make a copy of The Book of Shadows until after being the college, Militano mentioned. November 4th and 5th League of the On August 1 this year, the head of what the lot looks like," initi9ted into the Craft by a witch - priest, who is the head of the librarian made a request for Militano explained, adding that Finally there's the student's congregation. The initiation, which involves a series of ritual dancing, part-time help during the day — "everytime it rains heavily or emergency loan fund which was and welcoming of the new member, is a very important matter in any Come and see these Great Magicians: Physically Handicapped the position wasn't approved during a spring thaw, the whole formerly government-funded. witch's circle. until October 11. Another area turns into a mudhole." Originally set for $6000, the fund Witches still carry on the ancient tradition of having four major example occured when one LRC Maintenance crews at the was cut out completely and this celebrations a year, during which they celebrate the fertility of their Bruff Brothers staff member gave two month's college have been called out after year was organized by the fields, rivers, livestock and women. The events are held at the times of Brian Glow Tickets available at the notice before leaving her position heavy rains to level out the lots college. the four seasonal changes. "May Eve" is held to welcome the coming of a With the S.A.'s budget of $1,000 spring. They call their summer celebration "Lammua", their autumn Mysteen Information Booth of RRCC August 4. That position won't be after they have dried but "in the filled until November 6. long run I don't know if they're for the fund and supervisor of one "Halloween" or "All Hallow's Eve" and "Candlemas" represents Ron & Don Shows Meanwhile, with circulation up saving money or not," Militano Student Services, Diane Tyler their winter festivities. Rene & Cec helping out, the fund is now up to If you happen to discover sometime that your next-door neighbour is a 4th: 2:30 p.m., 6:30 p.m., 8:30 p.m. 25 per cent compared to Sep- commented. Steve Chmara tember last year, the LRC is Things don't look much better $4,000. That doesn't justify the witch, ask him to tell you the real reason for Germany's losing the Mr. Charles 5th: 2:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 8:00 p.m. behind in filing, inventory is for the college's phys-ed government's cutback, however. Second World War. He'll probably say that it was because the "wicca" Gary Ford, M.C. behind in the audio-visual area department. With no increases in `Nothing ventured, nothing people sent evil thoughts out against Hitler. Numerous covens were and the reference service finds it their annual budget and con- gained', is a good motto for known to hold meetings where they would all concentrate on Hitler's r difficult to provide students with tinuing inflationary rises, RRCC's S.A. losing the war. the service they'd like to give "they've actually taken an eight Restraints are hitting hard In Britain today, there are over 10,000 known witches who are them, due to the limited number per cent decrease," Militano everywhere and a lot of us will members of covens. There is a large number of witches to be found all of staff. stated. probably agree with Militan's over the United States and Canada as well. The meat cutting students will As for student's scramble In view of such dismal funding direct viewpoint — "we don't like Yes. Virainia. there really are witches! Claim forms for University Health and Accident be cutting fronts of beef starting parking at the college, "the the only inter-college competition them." October 23, if you require an complaints continue every year", RRCC participates in (4-West order see us in Room BB-17, and plus Life Insurance according to Militano. Championships) seems far -off. Applications are now being accepted for the salaried positions of give us your order. We will cut So far, the S.A. has budgeted The games will be held in Van- and wrap to your specifications, Editor, News Editor, Managing Editor, Sports Editor and En- then phone you when it is frozen tertainment Editor for The Projector. Applicants must be in the first are available in the College Health Centre and ready for pick up. year of a two-year course. An interview will be involved. Successful We will also be cutting sides of applicants will assume the vacant positions in February, and in the case on the mall opposite the Assiniboia Inn pork, carcasses or sides of fresh of Editor and News Editor, earlier. All applications should be typed and local Iamb, and sides of veal in Student Manpower submitted to the Projector mailbox in the S.A. office, rm DM20 by the very near future. November 3rd, 1978. Any visa students with this Fronts of Beef—Al and A2—.97 Training Allowance Cuts Hit RRCC coverage wishing to make a claim lb. week. upgrading or training so that they B1—.93 lb. by T. Regan The changes for students en- be increased from $109 a week to should pick up a form from the Health Centre Sides of Pork—$1.05 lb. The federal government's new tering Red River after Oct. 2nd (4) Allowances given to trainees $125 a week. can enter the work force with Carcasses or Sides of Lamb—. policy of "restraint", regardless are as follows: with two dependents will be The number of people who will work related skills. $1.65 lb. DUE TO MAIL STRIKE of the consequences, took a (1) Allowances given to trainees reduced from $97 a week to $95 a be affected by these cuts at Red Cullens proposed changes in Inquiries concerning coverage Sides of Veal—$1.51 lb. dramatic new turn recently with who are married .to, or living week. River are about 30% of the Unemployment Insurance Those students expecting should be directed to the agent: the announcement of substantial with, an employed person will be In an attempt to partially students enrolled in the trade benefits from 66% of what a Notification of Award or requests The Prices above will include cuts to manpower retraining cutback from $45 a week to $10 a compensate for these decreases secion and approximately 50% of person made on their last job to for information from Student Aid wax wrap only. For freezer week. the following paltry increases those enrolled in the Basic 60%, up to a limit of $160 a week, wrap: allowances. are asked to check the list posted According to Treasury Board (2) Allowances given to single were also announced. Training and Skills Development will also drastically affect future DARRYL SOLOMON .01 lb. more will be charged: outside the Student Aid Office, officials, the monies allocated for trainees, living alone, will be (5) Allowances given to trainees and Adult Basic Education students of Red River. room C - 116. Students who have Phone: 942-3135 Do not Phone: GET YOUR training allowances will be reduced from $79 a week to $60 a j ith three dependents will be programs. In the coming weeks students applied 6 to 8 weeks ago, or after CARCASS DOWN to Rm-BB-17, reduced by about $39.3 million. week. increased from $103 a week to Most affected by these cuts will will meet to formulate plans to Oct. 1st are especially asked to and see Mr. Marsh or Mr. The funds budgeted for training (3) Allowances given to trainees $110 a week. be people who haven't been able oppose these attacks on Man- Spencer check for any possible programs will also be cutback by with one dependent will be (6) Allowances given to trainees to find a job and are coming to power students. correspondence. Price subject to change in about million. reduced from $90 a week to $80 a with four or more dependents will Red River to receive either December $18.2 WID Iftt

Page 10 The Projector October 31, 1978 October 31, 1978 The Projector Page 11 presented chumpueu rto by Ph 774 5531 billikirda Entertainment self-respect that stands above others' opinion of her. Rosa has pride in what she has done, in Some faces from the North Gym being beautiful once, of having many customers once. Signoret A Love Story of Sortsover him, afraid that she would gives her a courage as well to not be able to keep him from a life accept her life for what it has Bill Redekip has received many international children are left to her charge. of crime. When she finds that been and she bears her burdens accolades for director Mizrahi On top of this, her health begins Momo has pulled a con to raise without complaining. The movie Madame Rosa, now and leading actress, Simone to fail her both physically and money that they need Above all, Signoret makes us playing at the Park Theatre, is a Signoret. It is based on the mentally. She grows senile. desperately, she tears it up in forget that Rosa is a prostitute love story of sorts between two French novel, La Vie Devant Soi Her senility causes her to be front of him. For 14 years she did and makes her human. We see a unlikely characters in near (Life Before Him), a novel that is haunted by her memory of the what she could to raise him and poor aged woman, dying, but impossible circumstances. highly touted. Holocaust. As a Jew, she cannot provide him affection. While she dying with courage and pride. We Director Moshe Mizrahi finds two The story revolves around the forget its terror. She tries to live is dying, it becomes Momo's turn see her passion to go on living lonely, unloved people who have relationship between an aging ex- with that terror, but it increases to repay the favor. waver at times but never been cast together by misfortune, prostitute named Madame Rosa, in force the more she loses her Momo is both an Arab and completely fail. And we see her and discovers in their lives some and the boy she raised from grasp with reality. She keeps a parentless and he resents the compassion for others, a weary hope, a peculiar affection infancy, the 14-year-old shelter where she hides at night fact. To be an Arab in French sighing compassion that has seen developing between them that Mohammed, or Momo. Rosa, a from an imagined Nazi purge. At society is to be of a lower station more than its share of life, not yet seemingly should have little prostitute for over 30 years until one point, she become paralyzed and he is constantly reminded of exhausted. Yet director Mizrahi chance of existing. The movie, in her age forced her to retire, is with fear when she hears an it. But to be parentless meant a does not try to extract sympathy general terms, is about universal forced to spend her remaining ambulance siren, believing the great deal more to him. His from the audience/for her. The love or the absence of it. years earning an income by Nazis have found her. parents abandoned him at birth camera portrays her objectively. At last year's Academy baby-sitting other prostitute's She is also dying, she finds, and and Momo had always felt Samy Ben Youb as Momo is Awards, Madame Rosa secured children. As she says, "I became no one cares but the young shunted and unloved as a result. also effective in his role. He gives the award for Best Foreign Film a nany to the children of whores." Momo. Of all the children under He yearned to have parents like Momo his dark brooding eyes and has in turn been heavily But as she becomes older, her Rosa's care, Momo was her all the other children. He knew that conceal Momo's strong Jack Birch, Equipment Manager (L); Jack Kaplan, Phys. Ed. Instructor praised throughout the world. It income dwindles as fewer favourite. She fussed and worried this made him different, an emotion. Youb has the ability to (C) and June Graham Intramural Director (R) are three people in the North outcast. He was not like the other make the look in his eyes speak Gym who an answer just about any question you have about Red River's children. And he resented being louder than his actions. At the sports programs. Another person to ask is Roy Pollock, Phys. Ed. Dept. raised by Madame Rosa. He same time, Youb gives Momo the Head. Come in and talk to them — they don't bite. Ron Paley: Alive and Kicking wanted his real mother. He appearance of a boy who has wanted his father. grown up early. When he does learn what IN supporting roles, Claude by Rick Groom happened to his parents, Dauphin plays Rosa's charming Jazz was alive and kicking in Mr. Paley, himself. Next came Ruth, Mery Mauthe and Pat however, he no longer cares. doctor and is fun to watch. Michal You can't win them all • Phys. Ed. Notes RRCC's South Gym from 11 til 1 Josef Zawinul's (of WEATHER Carey (who are all deadly With Rosa, he discovers Bat Adam also makes an p.m., Tuesday, October 17th. Ron REPORT) jumping, jubilant saxophonists to boot). something. He discovers a appearance as a film editor who Paley's Big Band was centre BIRDLAND . which again After a short break, Chick tenderness, a love for her, and befriends Momo. by Tony Marian' stage and playing like there was featured Paley on electric piano Corea's LA FIESTA found Frank her need for love as well as his. Direction and all technical by Berry Horeczy Curling and badminton tryouts are still in progress. The prospects no tomorrow. as well as Tom Jestadt on drums. Burke pulling double duty on both If the movie has a flaw it lies in departments are done simply but John Schillinger's Rebels' Scoring for the Rebels were Schillinger said North End look good and both events should be starting in about three weeks. Paley assembled an all- Echoes of the Forties were trumpet and flugelhorn. Tom its pace. The movie develops too well. The movie uses a vignette hockey team opened the season Don Penerowski, Randy Rumas, tried to use intimidation and this purpose, multi-talented 16-man hard to miss as Glenn Miller's Bartlette's guitar was out- slowly and often, too, subtly; It form in which the story moves in on a losing note but it certainly assistant captain Wayne Dickey, caused them a lot of penalty * * * orchestra and cut loose with classic IN THE MOOD demon- standing as was a driving drum does not hold the audience as well a series of short scenes. After wasn't a disgrace. Larry Jocelyn and Barry Stevens minutes but added his team some very mean sounds, indeed. strated the Paley Band's ver- solo by Tom Jestadt. Glenn as it might and furthermore, it each scene there is a brief The final score was 9-5 but it all with one each. Bob Liss picked should be complimented for Intramaural t-shirts are now available in front of the Buffalo place After opening with a straight- satility and professionalism. Miller's nostalgic STRING OF does not prepare its viewers for blackout before it proceeds came at the hands 'of North End up 3 assists, Pernerowski had 2 being as agressive at the end of and the Cave instead of the north gym. More mediums have been ahead version of Sammy BOOGIE EXPRESS, another PEARLS followed as did a the ending, which is strong but further. Similar methods are which is one of the two top teams and Wade Robillard, Frank the game as in the beginning. received and anyone who.ordered one should pick it up now. Nesticol's YOU'VE GOTTA TRY, Sammy Nesticol tune, featured shouting rendition of the almost shocking. The ending is growing in popularity in today's in the league, along with Budd, Enzo Martone had one John said he now has the for- the band seared into Herbie the first-class saxophone stylings Maynard Ferguson hit NICE powerful but the build up to it is movies. Warroad. apiece. wards to make three good lines * * * Hancock's CHAMELEON. As of Jim Ruth while VEHICULAR AND JUICY. This well-named too suble and one begins Madame Rosa is a touching, for good balance, but the arranged by Jay Chattaway, the MOTION gave way to the number showed off the towering wondering after the movie if they skillfully made movie which "defence was weak and we're Floor hockey tournament will take place two weeks before Christmas. number displayed the gritty screaming trumpet of Frank trombone section of Rod Johnson, had missed something. deserves attention. In some ways going to have to work on it." Men and women wishing to participate should start getting their teams guitar of Tom Bartlette, a sultry "Stony" Burke and the Mike Joyce, John Miller and Rick Sometimes the movie does not it is an "artsy" type of movie, but JUST NOTES: Three goalies in together. saxophone solo by Mery Mauthe ubiquitous flute section of Larry Swift with Paley's keyboards reveal enough about its in this case "artsy" does not camp meant one had to go and and the wicked keyboard work of Crawford, Ken Fowler, Jim thrown in for good measure. And characters to prepare us for the mean that it is not entertaining. It the unfortunate one was Glen * * * once again, Frank Burke topped ending and sometimes it does not is, although at times both funny Kirby. Schillinger said it was a it all off with a blazing trumpet give us enough drama to hold our and sad, while in parts, glaflFTE'N SKI "tough decision", as he had made Any challenge games will take place after trimester exams provided solo. interest when invariably it could extremely moving. i some excellent saves in the that you contact June Graham a couple of days in advance. She will then Bit of Paradise The only original composition have. The label "Foreign" can often game. (He shared the net- provide a court and referree. was AND TRY AGAIN by The movie is, however, hurt a movie at the box office but S trombonist John Miller. This superbly acted. Simone Signoret it shouldn't. A movie is minding action with Doug Wiebe). lush, smooth melody was faintly won a Cesar (French Oscar) for considered foreign if it is made in Rebels next games are Nov. 3 on Portage reminiscent of Stan Kenton's her role as the heroine Rosa and a country other than the U.S. at St. Boniface (Bertrand Arena) R.R.C.C. Volleyball better material and not too she is deserving of it. She instills There are many such countries. in Rosa the worldliness that goes Madame Rosa, made in at 7:30; at Charleswood (Eric y Cathy Aronec by Rick Groom surprisingly featured a husky 257-7552 Coy Arena) at 8:00 and Nov. 7 served with a hard-boiled egg), trombone solo by the composer. with being a whore as well. as a France, is dubbed in English. 300 ST. ANNE'S RD. (in Shopping Center) WINNIPEG On November 3 and 4, RRCC will host a 16-team volleyball tour- Italian food lovers of Winnipeg, with Charleswood at Red River ment with 8 men's and women's teams being entered. rejoice! The Paradise Saltimbocca alla Romana (8 1/4 Carole King's CORAZON was You won't find anybody in the store who was (Old Ex. Arena) at 8:30. Teams will be from the "AA" league in Winnipeg and also out of town Restautant is just what you've pieces of veal served with boiled given the full jazz treatment thanks to a pumping Woody selling lamps the day before. We're stictly into ncluding teams from Saskatchewan Technical Institute (STI) in been looking for. potato and covered with a special Moosejaw; Wascana Institute of Applied Arts and Sciences in Regina Located at 789 Portage Avenue wine and assorted spices) at Herman arrangement and PORTABLE TYPEWRITER SALE skiing. All sales staff are fully certified and Assiniboine Community College. just across from Vimy Ridge $8.50. For something a little snarling wah-wah guitar solo by ELECTRICS technicians and advisors. So come on down and Labatt's Brewery is donating awards for the tournament which will Park, the Paradise Restaurant is different, there's Spaghetti alle Tom Bartlette. owned and operated by Mike and Vongole at $4.25 (or spaghetti What would a jazz concert be SMITH CORONA 2200 not be charging for admission. Fully Automatic, Cartridge Ribbon. MSLP $389.50. SALE see the pro's. The games start Friday from 6:15 to 9:15 p.m. and continue on Dina Rendina and has been in with baby clams) and Cannelloni without "The Blues"? The an- $349" swer to that question came in the Saturday at 9:00 a.m. with the finals at 7:00 p.m. business since the first week of con Ricotta at $4.50. SMITH CORONA by Tony Mariani foot-stomping form of Phil Top brands such as: I hope to see everyone there. October. In other words, it's Pizza toppings include salami, Model 1200, Full tabs. MSLP $329.50. SALE $299" ••• bacon, shrimp, mushroom, Wilson's BASICALLY BLUES. I Challenge games are for brand-new. SMITH CORONA SPECIAL $214.00 olives, anchovies (of course), Made popular by the legendary Sterling. David S. Ried Trappeur anyone throughout the College Women's volleyball opened their season on a winning note, defeating The menu features a wide MSLP $214.95. SALE $189" Ling Realty 4 out of 5 games. variety of pizza, pasta and pineapple and Quattro Stagioni Count Basie, this chart let the Pedigree Koflach (students and staff) in any trumpet section of Moe OLYMPIA MODEL The women lost the first game 18-16 but won the next four 15-12, 15-11, specialty dishes. Take-out orders ( or Four Seasons). On the SEP. MSLP $249.95. SALE Schniener Hosen Risport Rossignol $130.00 athletic activities. All proceeds average, a small pizza (nine Romanoff, Wilf Jones and Frank $2195° go to any athletic activities. All 15-1 and 15-9. are welcome and for orders over Allsport Rossignol Salomon 222 The women play all their games at St. Boniface College on Monday $5.00, there is free delivery within inches in diameter) costs $2.50 to Burke really shine. Bass guitarist 72.00 proceeds go to the intramural's $2.75; a medium pizza ( twelve Annis Kozub and drummer Tom MANUALS Head Brale's jock sock. These funds in turn go nights at 8:00 or 9:30 p.m. a three mile radius. Kerma Poles 20.00 • • • The Paradise is a licensed inches) varies from $3.50 to $6.00 Jestadt provided excellent back- SMITH CORONA the Christmas cheerboard. depending on the number of up as did the magic fingers of Classic 12. MSLP $219.95. SALE Risport Boots 68.00 The men's volleyball team wasn't as fortunate, in their league opener restaurant with a good selection $189" SALES of wines and spirits. Besides toppings; large pizza (fifteen Ron Paley. OLYMPIA 2 Mounting and winning only 2 out of 5 games at the hands of the "Volleyballers". SERVICE The scores were (Rebels' score first) 15-12, 4-15, 12-15, 15-11 and 12-15. having a seating capacity of 100 inches) average from $5.00 to The final number was MSLP $109.95. SALE $97" Adjusting 14.00 Games are every Monday at 7:00 in the North Gym. in the dining room, the Paradise $8.00 while extra large pizzas MAGNETISM and featured the OLIVETTI entire band. Easily the highlight 299.00 1. Come out and watch the games of both teams. also has a cocktail lounge to (seventeen inches in diameter) Model 35. MSLP $169.95. SALE $1495° RENTALS accommodate 50. run from $6.50 to $12.00. of both one hour sets, The Paradise Restaurant MAGNETISM lived up to its title OLIVETTI Recommended dishes include Model 310. SALE $995° Olympic Billiards Ravioli at $4.50, Spaghetti alla should appeal to every struggling in every way except. one. By the 11 rt MANY MORE STORE SPECIALS ON 627 p monthly tournament Matriciana at $4.50 (spaghetti RRCC student not only for its time the Paley Band had reached Sunday, November 5th covered in a sauce of bacon, modest prices, but for its ex- its last crescendo, nine-tenth's of NEW AND RECONDITIONED MODELS 9 a.m. to Doors open 9 a.m. onion and garlic and tomatoes), cellent cuisine. Business hours the audience had left. But those midnight Entry fee: $2.00 Lasagna alla Paesana (made are 11 a.m. to 1 a.m. from who applauded to the end went TRADES ACCEPTED %# o age Doubles teams only with homemade pork sausage) at Monday to Thursday; 11 a.m. to 2 away happy. crienrie first prize — $100 $6.50 and Coniglio alla Cac- a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays In short, Ron Paley's Big Band NATIONAL TYPEWRITER second prize — $50 ciatoria at $8.50 ( rabbit cooked in and from 4 p.m. to 12 a.m. on put on a damn, good show. They & OFFICE EQUIPMENT CO. LTD. third prize — $30 a rich, Italian sauce and served Sundays. proved Winnipeg's jazz fourth prize — $20 with spaghetti and mushrooms). If you like Italian food, the musicians can hold their own 639 PORTAGE 786-6611 Tourney starts at 11 p.m. Other items worth considering Paradise Restaurant is your kind against all comers (as if there OPEN MON.-SAT., 8:30.6 774-5531 bollard° registered with TOURNAMENT SOCCER of restaurant. was any doubt). P are Veal alla Valdostanna at $8.50 (veal and fried Italian ham