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RETRIEVER Arts & Entertainment

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3oQ 1I Hooker talks about OS Arts & Humanities r- What is your opin- by Teddy ion of Michael Durgin Hooker? Depending on who you ask, Retriever Editorial Staff — you're likely to get a variety of responses. The average Science ."BcQc or Engineering major might say, "He's a good guy, who really cares about UMBC." The average Fine Arts major might exclaim, "He sucks! He's screwing us over big time." You might even find a few peo- ple who will respond, "Michael Hooker... who is that?" Michael Hooker is, of course, the presi- dent of UMBC. In my three years of writ- m ing and editing for The Retriever, I can think of no other person who has been 3oG£ the subject of more debate than he. As the Arts and Entertainment Editor, I've been asked on several occasions to "nail Hooker's hide to the wall for being the mi fraud that he is." On other occasions, I've m been implored to just go talk to the man, and see what his feelings are, especially 3GoLioGaGoGoG on the Arts and Humanities. Being a pro- CBQGi fessional (or at least thinking that I am), I've chosen the latter. m (see ARTS, page 12) mGnG£ '.DGDGOQOQDG

Holiday movies that will Hook you West: once again and Spock falls in love (guess he portray Kennedy, he plays Jim brings the adventures of his rodent got Vulcan Fever). Garrison, an attorney who investi- friend Fievel Mousekewitz to the by Teddy DECEMBER 11 gates the infamous assassination big screen. In this one, Fievel and and concludes that it was a con- Durgin his family are fleeing from their Hook: The Peter Pan legend con- spiracy. Once again, America will crowded New York tenements to tinues, starring as have to relive the tragic shooting. and the wide open spaces of the Great a grown-up Peter, But even worse it'll have to hear West. Voices include James Ste- as the villainous Captain Hook and director Oliver Stone babble about Christina L. wart, John Cleese and Dom Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell. Julia the evils of the '60s yet again on DeLuise. Be warned, though, Linda Roberts? How did she get in this every talk show from Oprah to Pence Ronstadt sings another song. film? Maybe she thought it was Donohue. Oh well, let's wait and Retriever Features Staff Beauty and the Beast: See review, called Hooker and signed on by see how Costner handles a Texas mistake. accent. Prepare to be dazzled this holiday this section. season by a star-studded movie line- NOVEMBER 27 DECEMBER 13 Father of the Bride: In this remake up in which you'll catch up with 777e Last Boy Scout: In Living of the Elizabeth Taylor classic, such old favorites as, The Addams My Girl: Macauley Culkin, Home (in the role that was Alone's brave and lovable brat, is Color, comedian, Damon Wayans, Family, Peter Pan and the crew of portrays a pro football player originated by ) plays back with Dan (Please Give Me a the title daddy who has to walk his the Starship Enterprise, and be whose career is cut short by his Hit Movie) Aykroyd and Jamie Lee little girl down the aisle. Newcomer introduced to a few new ones. obsessive gambling. Wayans and Curtis in this heartfelt story of a Kimberly Williams stars in the Here's a taste of what you'll be his ex-secret serviceman friend seeing between now and the end of 9-year-old girl and her father, after Taylor role. her mother dies. Bruce Willis team up to uncover the the year. murder of a mutual friend. Gee, that Bugsy: somehow ALREADY IN RELEASE For The Boys: Bette Midler, a makes for two last boy scouts. got mixed up with brazen singer and James Caan, (as did Annette Bening, if you know DECEMBER 18 : That creepy, team up to entertain the troops. But what we mean) to film yet another spooky, cooky family from '60s TV what's this about Bette entertaining The Prince Of Tides: Barbara gangster flick about Bugsy Siegel. has made their debut on the big Geraldo? Streisand is sitting in the director's Oh, goody, just in time for screen. Angelica Huston portrays chair as well as acting in this movie, Christmas! DECEMBER 6 the pale, yet ever lovely Morticia, based on the best-selling book. Nick Raul Julia is Gomez, and Chris- Star Trek IV: The Undiscovered Nolte also appears as the brother Also look for: Lawrence Kasdan's topher Lloyd is Uncle Fester. Looks Country: The crew of the starship of a poet who has recently commit- Grand Canyon, starring Danny interesting, but why didn't they enterprise are taking their final ted suicide. Streisand is the psychi- Glover and ; Akira release it at Halloween? The (yeah, right) voyage this holiday atrist who helps Nolte explore his Kurosawa's Rhapsody in August, Addams Family for Thanksgiving? season. You want details? Okay, the family's past. starring Richard Gere; and Fried We smell turkey! Federation tries to make peace with Green Tomatoes featuring Jessica Copyright ® Industries, Inc. All rights reserved. DECEMBER 20 Tandy and Kathy Bates, the last two An American Tail: Fievel Goes its most bitter enemies, Kirk battles Nick Nolte and Barbra Strisand snuggle up in "The Prince of Tides." a Shakespeare-spouting Klingon, JFK: No does not winners of the Best Actress Oscar.

TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE BUDGET PROTESTS

10. "Man, it's just like the '60s all over again." 9. "Maybe if we pool all our money, we might have a chance to buy a congressman." 8. "Does anybody know how to spell Schaefer?"

7. "My God! Nugent has how many kids?" 6. "My feet are killing me. Do you think anybody'll mind if I sit down on this lawn furniture?"

5. "Legalize hemp!" 4. "Look! Somebody from The Retriever is actually taking photos!" 3. "Make money, not war." 2. "Well, at least I'm not in class." Copyright © Columhia Pictures Industries. Inc. All rights reserved. I. "You people are 30 minutes away from a revolution." Macauley Culkin and Anna Chlumsky are best friends in the yet-another coming-of-age tale titled "My Girl." The film opens this week.