University of Miami Law Review Volume 68 Number 1 Volume 68 Number 1 (Fall 2013) Article 5 10-1-2013 FUTURLAWMA: 21st Century Solutions to 31st Century Problems Justin S. Wales Follow this and additional works at: https://repository.law.miami.edu/umlr Part of the Law Commons Recommended Citation Justin S. Wales, FUTURLAWMA: 21st Century Solutions to 31st Century Problems, 68 U. Miami L. Rev. 87 (2013) Available at: https://repository.law.miami.edu/umlr/vol68/iss1/5 This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Journals at University of Miami School of Law Institutional Repository. It has been accepted for inclusion in University of Miami Law Review by an authorized editor of University of Miami School of Law Institutional Repository. For more information, please contact
[email protected]. FUTURLAWMA: 21st Century Solutions to 31st Century Problems JUSTIN S. WALES' I. INTRODUCTION ...................................................... 87 II. "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!". .................................... 89 A. "You can solve all of life's problems by freezing them!"................. 90 B. "Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?"........... .92 C. "No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!" .. .... 93 1. "THE CAT, IS IT ALIVE OR DEAD? ALIVE OR DEAD?! ................ 94 2. "IT'S A SUPERPOSITION OF BOTH STATES UNTIL YOU OPEN IT AND COLLAPSE THE WAVE FUNCTION................................. 96 III. "A CLONE OF MY OWN"................................................ 97 A. "Illegal copies never hurt anybody"................................. 99 B. "I happen to know a place where the Constitution doesn't mean squat!" . 100 C. "My little clone" ...............................................