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Dear Olives

Inclosed is a oheok tor 130 •.oo w'Jis:u Margaret succeeded in extraoting tram a tew more newspapermen. Charles HUrd $5.~ I G\18 Terry !5.0 John O'Donnell s.o Edw. Looket s.oo, John Herr1 ok 15.00 \ Bill Chaplin 5.00 I am sending it on to you qu1okly before you co to buy any furniture. · The President suggested that there be o. little plo.te made to go on wm tever you buy, saying tho.t it was ~i von by "'l'he President's Party" - and the date ot the ~sit.

I miss you al~ terribly and would give anything to be able to run over tor a little gossip. However here's hoping tor next sprine\ Last n!ght I slept lOu h >ura, ~ioh is pretty good, and sounds as it I had been leading a wild lite down there w1 th all ot you. i'/e all send our love and best wishes. At'teotionately, v' ) ~. , - I / I I

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Dear Mr.Simp~onr- \ Ur.Early Ci ictat ed this not e just before ~ ·. leaving, 8Ild asked me to hasten it along to )rou.

Missy, as Y·J U ~o doubt lmow is also on t he train. That is why t hey nominat ed me to the job of beinr; Treasurer • ., Knowing of your interest in Mr.Howe , I f.e.el sure you will ;,e glad to learn he is ver y much better since he has been at the Naval Hospital. Incidentally, I know c note f r om you would be welcome, as it cheers him greatly w,1en old friends remember hi m. Very trcly yours,

M.A. • Durand, Secre t ary t o Mr.Howe .

Kr.Kirk Simpson, Associated Press, Evening Star Building, Washington, D.C.

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I ; Washington D,c. September 3oth, 1936.

Ky dear Kirk&- There are Just a few of us left - you, Louis, Lynch1 Prenosil and me -- at least, this is all I am All or us know that the President's coming birthday will , be the third since we have given him a present, We have just discovered two prints, They cost 075, each or $150, for the two, They have already been bought and paid for and will be kept, in , until the next party dinner when they will be presented. Miss LeHand has paid for them -- a personal check -- the President saw them some time ago and was delighted with them. He wanted them very much but Missy maneuvered so as to get them herself -- for us. If this meets with your approval, we, therefore! owe Missy $26, each. Won't you send your check to Margaret A.DUrand, care of Colonel Howe, White House,Washington, D.C. Remember we let the dinner two years ago pass without a gift -- this year because of Louis' illness there was no dinner. There will, however, be a renewal of the old custom and the • President, I know, will erase our previous negligence when we present these printes to him. Sincerely,

(Signed) Stephen T,Early.

M~.Kirk Simps~n, Sept. ~6 t h , 19Zc.

Dear Mac: - ~ • Th ~:. re :wt- j ust a 1'm1c· of us left - you, Louie, Kirk, Tom Lynch aaa Prenosil and me -- a t l east, t his i s all I am writing to.

Al L of u :; ,t: ':'lOYI t ;lct the Pr (:~ sid ent' s coming birth•:! ay will bo t he t hi r d si nce we have given hill \ a pr esent.

We ht\ V t-'l just discovere<• two prints. Tiley cost ~ 75. each or $150. for t he two. 'l'hey have already been bought and pai d for and will be kept, in secret, unti l t he next ;)arty dinner when t hey will be pr e­ sented. Kiss LeHand has paid for t hem -- a personal Ctleck -- t he Pr esident saw t hem some time ago and was delight ed wi th t hem. He wanted them ver y :nuch but Missy maneuvered so as to r. et t hem herself - for us. I f t hi s meets with y:>ur approval, we, therefore, owe Missy ~~ 25. each . Won ' t you send your check t o Margaret A.Dur r.nd , car e of Colonel Howe , Whi t e Hou se, Washington, D.C. ... Remember we l et t he dinner .t wo years ago pass wi th..>u t R gi f t,..-this year because of Louis' illne ss ther e was no di nner. There :w ill, however, be a renewal of t he ol d custom and t he .P resi dent, I know, will er ase our pr evi..;us negiljence when we present ·, t~c: se prints. \... ~ _ • " ,

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My dear Toms-

There are just a few of ue left -- you,Louis,Mac,Kirk, Prenosil a nd me -- at least, this ie all I ~ writing tQ. All of us know that the President's coming birthday will be the third since we have given him a present. We have just discovered two prints. They cost each or $150. $75. for · the two. They have already been bou~ ht and paid for and will be kept, in secret, until the next party dinner when they will be presented. Ki.ss LeHand has paid for them -- a personal check - the Presi dent saw them some time ago and with was delighted them. He wanted them very much but Missy maneuvered so as to get them herself -- for us. I f t hls meets with your approv;nl, we, t herefore, owe Mi s sy $25. each. Won't yvu send y0ur check to Margaret A. Durand. , care o f Colon el Ho v.' e1 White House ,W a shington, D. c . Remember we let 'the dinner two years ago pass Tlith.:>ut a gift - this ye ar because of Louis' illness there was no dinner. There will, however, be a renewal of the old custom antt the Pre si dent, I know , will erase our previ)US negli gence wa en we pr e sent these prints to him. Sincerely, (Signed) Stephen T.Early.

Mr . 'Ih x.aa s Lynch, U.s .Appraiser of .M er cha•ldise, Pori: of Ne'N Y.:> r k, Nev.· Yor;{, N.Y. .- . •l I . • I THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

!he President llrs. Roosevelt Anna Roosevelt Boettiger Marguerite Le Hand Grace Tully Marion Dickerman Nancy Cook Malvina Th0 11tpson Scheider

Col. Louis ~cH . Howe Marvin H. Mcintyre Stephen TrEarly ' Ci:lar l e s McCarthy - Apt. 3~ Washi ng

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The Pres i dent

Mrs. Roosevelt.

Anna Roosevelt Dall

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Nancy Cook

' Malvina Thompl)on ' . Schei der Col. L. McH. Howe

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J A.1l lilhta out "' aoft, on•PT -1 auelo Yolo• ·in the :._ Oh, darkneea: Loqe, Ob, dear Loqe, Ob, . Ronry, Ob, Cabot, Oh Senator., (Giloat q elides up to OhairmN1 1 !t & roat1"Dlll, le~ oonf14entla1.1T i/ ewer to speak to Chairman llaLI : r- ,·1- not_llfk lf you'.Ye aeon poor Se~or Lodge around i ' -s_'• l&tel.rf bore • · ~ { 1 •• , I \ Obalrman' \\ JCr dear < Usn, what are 700 doing wandering around here 1n y our • t l nJ.8bt1a? i'bi.l!l la a 41111ng ~ .' .- 'i'.I • room, not a bedroom :1." •. \"· ~~a~~~p11ng .a0111e of lla17 UcOue •a l, 1 hootch! . Rowe: Don ~·\t • t ;you know who I am? • Cha1rmall: Jo, but you look the wa:r LooltwOod did :' '\ when Olbbe got through l , with him (or the wq Olbba looked when Lockwood • '· got through I; with hllll - whlohenr ' way lt oomea out) i1ho are ;you? l . Rowe ' :· I am tha League of lJo.tiona _. .' \ ( Jfo.alo atop a) Oha1rmall: Good Lord, I thought they barled you last eleotlon. Howe: ~. they did, tho7 did, but what's tba nee - Lodge wouldn't ~ let me go t o heaYen, and ~ilaon won't let me go to bell, eo I'm juat o. ghost - a poor, poor ghoat, with nothing to do but I haunt, haunt, haunt, all nig ht long and uJ.l de.y long. Ohairman: See here, th .\ ere is something wrong about that - we all know that Shasta atop haunting when the oook orows. Rowe: ~. that's the worst of u. I am not lllte ordinary ghoetK. •· !he Cox wboee orowil!l!- I waited • :tor stop-ped crowing on eleotlon dq. He hasn't made a little twitter sinoe. Chairman: Q:ouae me, did I hear you aaking for Howe: someone juat now'!' Indeed y ou did. I han loat the man I lcwed to haunt t he most , ·aaa anyone here aeon Henry Cabot lodge? Confidentially, you aae ita partJ.T rrq faul.t. I at11 a little new at haunting ~et a.n4 he alipa up 110 IIINl7 back al.~a I keap losing h1m. 11rat on he 1a one aida of II) me thing ond then on the o wcm.•t ther, an4 he j 11st ata:r put, but I'll get better b-- and by. Just w11i t until , - ' •

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1: lilT, thOT told ao ~ble waa a pol1t1oal oaaYonUon, and dear Honr7 4ooe eo laro polltloe. lftiT, do you tnOI'r, Haury ~ hun•t thought ' of IIIITt'd.Dg oleo but po11Uoo M ol.aDo tho war began! I will walt • I aaa oure ho will bo hero, Wid Whllo I am waltizlg would • 70u llko to hoar tho otory of fliT lifo? . ' .rman: 'lloll, make 1t abort and anappy! ..' '. ! ( oroopy musio - yo cy soft) •: lre17body wsa ao proud of mo When I was born, and OYe17bo4T l wantod ! to be IllY t'ather. now well do I rem0111ber tbllt f1rot, 4aT, at • ~ the nh1 te House - Jo o 1'11.4ulty oal.led aU tho newspaper boya 1n and after he looked outside tho door t o make aara hie boas wao out 10 of bean ng, he wh1epored t o them, "Boys, isn't it a beaut? Don't breather 1t but I'm lt'a father." But dark olouda bung oYer~ cradle. l'be nsrt ds,y papa .vnson ebowed me ott proudly to llr. •; I.odgo, and all tha other willful minds. I 8Q taking him abroad • ._th =•· •~14 Pather. "Do wo go, too," aokod Lodge. "You don't" ' add lather. "The ehilcl dios" biased Lodge, ";'lhat ie tho use of being & Sensto leader if you can't get all the Junket& and ~ half the glory?" I will t oll the people on you" said father.

· •fh.,. won't 11atel!," ea1d Lodge, "Boaidos, it 1a ~= years before I oars what tho people 837, and they will forget about*t •it by that time ." ~8!1 tathor anatohod me :troc tho ora~uo and ran with me t o tho atoamGr, and all t ho willful l:lindo ran down to tho hardware ebop and bought llioo, new, loug tniYee. But after that oamo tho onlY happy time in all !Qll' end youn« lifo:. !bq wor e so n1oo to lilt 1n Paris a t first, and OYerybody lOYed IDO 80 they SUd. Alas, little did I know tbo wioltod th .ough'ta beh1nd 'their ploaaa.nt worde. Lloyd George took me oJl • 1:1.11 knot - " It's a filne bOT" he aa1d, al1pp1118 1110 a atiok of ~ oana; filled with prueaio ao1d. "foila, a wonderful obild - jut what aoe world 1a waiting for" ea1d Glomenoonu, g1Y1Dg me a poleon gum drop, ond than, when I was helpleas and unoonao1oua [j -' . ·- -·· i •• • -·- ,n.., took out aU IV 1n814e•, all ezoept t Arllole I. IJ.oT4 Oeo:rre Mid that waa roUeu ezii'W&T, and '1Dul.4 4o • aore bam ln,u. aoo4, eo the:v left tbat, &D4 ' then 4 ear fatbe r broqht IV II&D8le4 bod;t bolla. Ob, I oiiiiJ1ot tall the reat, it ia too a&4, too Mdl tou ll:now the atory. tou all lalow bow I 41e4, and bow Cox tried to dig me up and • ooul.dn't~ Row rather ba!ged the people to aaYe IV life and they wouldn't. ro~ know all that, and " 1 now I a11 notning but Lpoor lonesome I shoat. But naYer mind, I see a I • t good time 001111llg. I will haTe anotbur ! little shoat to 'Pl&7 with ' aoon. He is dying now. They Olill h1lll "Bill" • - yo a. lalo'll b1m - 1 I dear little "Bonua Bill", and all the long Ootober avaninsa we'll \go haunting dona;ory and Congressman tosethor. ~ I (Turning to audience) !Tea, and you, too, you won't thinll: it's ao funny than. You'll sea ' ua, and when you mall:o your fine apeeohea about the world at poaoe, und loo kill8 at;er t he poor eoldior boys, you '11 bear a

YOiOO QVIQ7 1 Up 1n the, B&llery "ilhat 8 the di!forenoe between the 7our-Powor troaty and tho League of Nations, and that will be me, .lnotber •oioe will ocuo floating down ":ihe.-a do you stand on the Soldera' Bonus" and that will be Bill, and there are lota of other little ghoeta being born right hera 1a ~bany, and they'll ; Ul ooma along, Oh , we'll . all meet again, don't worry. and eYe1'7- one of you politioiana who think youreolvoe eo olever, who have eo busy b tilding ••en f onoea that you have fo~ottea all about t~a war, tuld whut the war \'188 for, you will aea ae often. So!:le night whoa you out abort tolling tho anti-aoloon longue how =nob you love th• 1n order t o 111eet ;your favorite bootlegger around the oorner, and go homo 1111ag and aelf-aatiafied, t hinking wbat groat statesman you are, and go to bod all fillad with prido, you will ooJDanoa to dream of battlefields, and white taoee 1n tha moonlight and yo~ will wake up and eoe 11111 by your bodaido, this W&T, and then ;ou will hoar me sa; ~o you with failing banda we throw the toroh, Be yours t o lift it biBb If 78 break faith with ua who die we eh&ll not sleep Thotgh poppi es grow in Plandors Field \ \ ~or Mr . Early President' s Birthday Dinner -January 30 , 1937

The President F. D. R. 0 Mrs . Roosevelt A. E. R. 0 ./ I.Us s Marion Dickerman ~ M . D . Miss Nancy Cook ~ N. C. , Miss ttarguerite A. LeBand M. A. L. 0 Miss Grace G· Tully"' G. G. T.

Miss Margaret A. Dur andv • M. A. D.

~Mr . Marvin H. Mcintyre fLE. M. 0

Stephen T. Early S. T. E. 0 Thomas :M . Lynch T.M. L. 0 J,_ v-Judge Samuel I . Rosenman. S. I. R. 0

(i ~ vMr . Kirke TJ . Simpson I./· ' ' K.L . S.

lftr . J ames P. Sullivan ~ ~ . J . P.S. &.w •• ,_, bo 1tr . Stan 1 ey w. l' retrt>sn S.W. P. 0 ~ - James Roosevelt ..- .J. R . ~) . ~# 4 ,, - '7 ~ rur . Charles H· McCarthy C.H.M. CJ ~ . Harry L· Hopkins H. L.H.

~cret ary Henry Morgenthau, Jr. I H . M. Mrs. Morgenthau ..! E.F. M. !.irs. Malvina T. ScheiderJ M. T.S.

~Capta in Paul H. Bastedo P . FI . "R .

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THE WHITE HousE WMHINGTON

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Ohl list to me, a tale I'll unfold Of Franklin, t hat masterful boy, Who defeated his foes, finger s to nose An

Then nothing loath, the day he took oath The heavens poured torrents of rain He donned his top hat, in open car sat, And never was heard to complain.

Now I wonder wb,y, the onl.y one day (And only inside him at that) ' Twas Marvin H. Muc, and it v~asn ' t a l ack Of moisture that made him that way.

The rain nevar ceased, like ravenous beast I t menaced the mid-westarn states; Ana thousands of' folk where levees broke Sought help in their desperate straits.

Ever ready at hand did the Presiden t stand~ And aid was sent out right av;ay. But troubles at home continued to foam, Prima Donnas would have their 'iiSy.

Ana Frances to Sloan let out a moan That no man should have AJ:! the say. Lewis, ignored, then turned to his lord 4nd asked him when he would pay The debt of good-will labor turned to his will On that now famous November day.

Not~ Fr~in , dear, be of good For it n

• The Detractors

I. Franklin, dear, that you are here Is a blessing we do not deny. But there are some, who would have more J If the votes had passed you by. II. Their shadows flit before me . I miss their wailing tones. Oh, where! Oh , where! ~re the detractors? Msy heaven rest their bones! III. Vlhere Ohl where i s 'l'ownsend? ~here is that spindley man? Where is his white pipe collar? Vihere is his pi-eyed plan?

rv. And where i s !''ather Coughlin? Now that his bishop is dead? We cannot keep from asking Why he couldn' t have gone instead. v. And what of Herbert Hoover? Shan we let him plant The seeds of sweet oblivion Over his dying elephant?

vr. And where Ohl where is Colonel Knox? Vlhe re is he any how? Are we safe in our assumi ng He has m~de his final boVI?

VII. And where Ohl where is Alfred E. ~ho could never take the rub? They tell me he is safe at last - Safe in the Onion League Club . VIII . And where Oh! where is Willie Hearst? ~ho is sad indeed because he couldn' t Man the Red Cross' With a lady who shouldn' t.

IX . And what of the Squire of Krum Elbov/l And of all his p ublications? He is one we do not think Will ask you for his rations. '

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X. And what of John, that Galabad? That Kcmsas Lochinvar? In Jim he f ound a r eady lad Who kept him from going far. xr. And so they come , And so they go, Nor does it matter much As long as you ar e here, my dear, To deal with any such.

XII. And so to you we pledge ourselves, Our hearts, and all that we hold dear. As long as you are President We have no thing lef t to f ear. , ,____ _ --- I I

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The rain came down i !l torrents As I stood i n section G • Never doubting f or a tno ment That Franklin would res cue me. I listeneu for t he Red Cross. I prayed f or W.P.A. My fur coat-- from my shoulders just melted and ran a~a y . Then I wrapped my s elf i n papers. I hummed.a cheerful tune. • I smiled up at the downpour Knowing--My Hero would save me soon •

• • ~t is not seemly that we should come to a gathering of this kind without some reference to the ohurch for the gentleman in whose honor this gathering is oalled tonight, is mindful of his close association and his duty to Yother Church. Wherefor, s ome one must preach a s ermon t onight and I feel that none can do i t better than I.

Brethren: The words of my text are - Old Father Franklin Old Father Franklin, he went to the cupboard To get his poor dog a b one When he got there, the cupboar d was bare And so the poor dog had none . These beautiful wor ds, my friends, carry in them a solemn lesson and I propose to analyze their meaning and attempt to apply i t to our every day~ _ Old Father Franklin, he went to the cupboard to get his poor dog a bone. Father Franklin was old, there being no mention of others we may presume t hat he was also frienless, s olitary, yet 1 did he dfspair. Di d he sit down and we ep? Or read a dectective story, or wring his handel Nol He went to the cupboard. And here observe he went to the cupboard.

He was ol~ and lonely and we gather he was poor for observe the words t he cupboard, not one of the cupboar ds, nor the r ight hand one~ r the left hand onehor the one above~or the o ne under the floor but just t he cupboard, one humble little cupboard, the one humble little cupboard poor old Father Franklin possessed. And why did he go to the cupboard? Was it to bring forth golden goblets or glittering precious stones from Brazil, or tiger skins from Abyssinia or decorations from the Argentine, or any other attribute , - ~.. ..v - 2 -

of wealth? No, it was to get his poor dog a bone. Not only was ~ " v::- fMtL ~~ ~ (~tft•u j he poor but his dog, .w,e soa comfort of his~ age was poor too. 1- h can see him crouched, looking wistfully at the cupboard and poor Father Franklin going toward it in hope and expectation. But, when he got there,..a the cupboard was bare, so &he poor dog had none. ' W~4~ he ~ot thereJ You. see, dear brethren what perseverance • • is. You see the beauty of persistence in doing right. He got there. There were no turnings or twistings, nor slipping nor sliding no leaning)to the right or falteringsto the left. With glorious simplicity we are t old he got there. And how was hie noble effort rewarded? The cupboard was

bare. There were neither jobs, nor duti dul me~ers of Congress ~ nor favorable Supreme Oourt decisions, nor ~i!f~ labor leaders, w - ~f'«v r.;: >/',._,,( (•.U•.•""' . nor r•raa•le industrialists, nor a fa•e~.e}e press, not even any good ideas for fire works. The cupboard wae bare. There was only one cupboard in the whole of that cottage and that one the sole hope. of poor old Father Franklin and a glorious ~ loadstar for the poor dog'\was bare. Had there been even a little surplus commodi t y or some National Youth Administration cake or some W.P.A. ditches or some c.c.c. forests, poor old Father Franklin and hie dog might have found themselves a living. But it was bare my brethren, bare as a bald head - nothing was there. (1 (,.1,__1 JAany of you will probably say with all ~ wor ldl y pride and soph~ist ry that old Father Franklin went out and bought himself an election on which to feed his dog. Ah, nol Far removed from these worldly i deas, these mundane desires, poor old Father Franklin whom thoughtless worldlings would d'apise in that he only had one cupboar d, perceived - or I might even say saw - at once the relentless logic of the situation and yielded to it with all the •

- 3 - heroism of that nature which had enabled him without deviation to reach the barren cupboard. He did not attempt like the stiff- necked scoffers of this generation to war against the inevitable. He did not try like the so-called men of science to explain what he did not understand. He did nothing and the poor dog bad none. He accepted the situation and trusted to the people. Sutfioe for us t o glean from this beautiful story its many lessons. Suffice for us to apply them, to study them as far as in us lies, bearing in mind the natural frailty of our nature, We must try not to be old, we must try not to be called Franklin, we must try to have if our means per mit, more than one cupboard in the house and we must try to keep st ores in them all and Oh , dear friends keep in recollection what we have l earned this day. Let us avoid keeping dogs t hat are fond of bones but brethren i f you do, if fate has ordained t ·lat we should do many of th&.se things, l et us then go as Father Franklin did, straight without ~ixxitJx~ curvetting or prancing to our copboard, empty though i t may seem and ~ accept the i nevitable with calm steadf a stness and should we, like Father Franklin, ever be left with a hungry dog and an empty cupboard, may future chroniclers be able to write of us in the beauti ful words of our text, and so the poor dog had none. (A I rI • .J (tLL.. Father Franklin had t urhed ~· aii over to the Civil S erv ice~ /' . .J •. V"'· ,, '• '.> l'i I t' 1 f _ , • ...

WRITTEN TO FATHER FRANKL IN AND HIS SON. JAMES. ~ Who Both Insist on B~ing Public Servants Regardl ess of the Inevitabl e Fate that Kuet A•ait Th

• In the G~rden of Edtn an apple tree gr ew - 1 • Listen to my t a l e of ~! And lt'~l e Frank an~ J~ grew t here too, And t hey were forbidden the apple for to chew - Them two, them t wo! Listen to my tale of woGl Ohorue Hard time for them two - Father Frank and Jimmy too . Darn the apple that they di d chew - Gar ew, garew! Listen to my t ale of wo•! Now Satan i n the gui se of a s erpent bright, Wal ked up to Frank and offered him a bite, But he resisted wi th all his mi ght. ~uite right, quite right. Liste~ to my t ale of woel But Satan persisted, as Satan will do , And Frank succumbed, alae! t oo t r ue, And f inding it good, gave J i m a chew. Bom hoo, booh hoo! Listen to my tale of wo e! Now I ~he d a tear for their sad fate Listen to my tale of wo~. They were fir ed out at the gar den gate - iftCC 9 ~;beR W8 IV& &4flneEl 1"i:p;ftt up '5~ Mo~e • , ,,,.' .,., ,._,",f •\"r That ' s straight, that's s traight! -J ,. /;/, '(,1, Lif!ten to my tale of woel

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THE WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON

"Neither snow, nor rain, nor hea~, nor gloom of night, nor Congress, nor the Sppreme Court, stays this Chief . Executive from the swift completion of his appointed duty.

With apologies to Herodotus •

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''•hen the New Det:l in its infancy created N. R. A., And told us when to c. ui t work and the wage s we should pay, The wheels began to t urn again a nd all wa s cracker- j a ck, Until the ol d Supreme Court gave t he t hing an awful smack. In nTa th our Fratlklin lashed at t hem with biting tongue and pen, But Ever y birthday brings him closer to the Nine Old ~en •

.i',or the f ar .ners of the Natlon we created 'l'riple A, And paici them hard-earned dollars for not r aising any hay . 'fhe f armers were i n gravy (which came not from pork or beef) Unt il the bl a ck-r obed bozos l ai d the whole thing cold in grief. Again our hero cracked at t hem ~~th lan ~Jage and wise; But ~very birthday brings hLm closer t o the N ine Old Guys .

So stc.t ute after st"' tute, v.rhich Nev1 Deo.ler s tried to plan; To help us all rel.!lember the wel l - k:."'lovm for gotten .nan, To remedy abuses und to cure our socia.l ills - '!'heir l i ves were all cut short by just a few judicie.l pi l ls. 'i'he Pr esident in c:.nger yelled 11 Judiciary' s jus t a j inx" But . £very birthdey brings him closer to the Nine Old Ginks .

'rhey tel l us tha t more wisdom comes to us a s years go by; Some cases may not pr ove i t but its true uf this here guy. And he is soUleVJhA.t different from those marble walled-in judges, His years mey bring more v.~sdom but his f i r e of youth ne ' er budges • .And t.nough he lives to be a hundred, I am sure that even then He ' ll be younger still in spirit than the Nine Old ;.nen.

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1 Sutherlad ... ,( ·, .... 2 lloReyuolda . .)t ' • fO '''- \. r I Vandwanter ~ 1 ., .... 4 Butler I j?. c ~

5 stone • l - t.-

6 Braueis

7 Cardosa ' . . v

8 Hughes , ~

' ~ 9 Roberts - hv- -

~ 10 Wel.les - \ I t 11 Byrd ;- 'r 12 Lewis ....·-r¥" t. I 1!5 Smith 14 llrs. Rainey ..... • • 15 Gl.aas

16 Hearst o/ 17 Coughlin . . . ' \ 18 Sloan 0 (: \...

19 Ben Gray

\ 20 Pedins t'

•"' I . l 21 Davis · 22 Fish r 25 King ~

24 Curley ~ •• • THE WHIT!!: HOUSE WASHIN GTON • • • J'anuary 25, 193?. •

Memorandum for Miss Le Hand:

Dear Missy:

I would like to have you either write a poem or prepare a little speeoh to be made to the President at his birthday ball dinner, on anything that has occurred during the past year that is amusing or significant •

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(Prill..... ~··• ett bar IUlpM l'ebe. 41to1ed.. •••lag c\J"eea. lht De hdp. Qll lfailitf ead tM Pn•••••bc At,eaMr Jela Ia a Wl* ll,,l• "••• ,.elq ett ~ aMp ana la ana. \be IWt fe11nbt; ~ad ~ p18f' eMs.) ~!; ask me for something 'original But I hardly know where to begin

For ~here's nothing original in me Excepting original sin

And now tha t I've told you my sbory

And the others h~ve given you their's Do give us a tale · of your life , Sir, For it's your day, and everyone care.

What We' d like is an intimate story of the 11 reorge.niza tion 11 the.t 1 s pl anned And whe ther we'll f ind when it's over That each one of us her e has been canned.

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I sing you a song of the seven seas, Of thousands of miles on r ails ; Of the North~~outh, the East, the rrest; And the men who brave their gales. ' Will you ever forget Mac ' s valient s t and, Gai~~~he Texan' s for e nsic bl ast, 1 nd ho~, eve tried to back hi.1'll up; \7ell, the Boss was spared all that .

And Pa, with his boast t hat he under-spoke, P~d at t hat, out- spoke them all.

Then on with our r i de to t he sun-baked land, ~.rhere t he Rain- God withheld h is pl a y , Till we met in a town called J amestown; And Mac agai n held sway.

The r &in came down , and t he top came down, And o Governor -:ot "J.J_l ·::et ''. So again ti.:lc won ; r-.md t he Boss s:m all of t hat .

Then came t he t orm of Aberdeen, i-.nd our thoueht s will al 11ays tuxn, To t he r;:11lcrtt f lyin.€ Colonel , ( ?.nd how his ears rnus·~ burn) For his l ectures on eeog~ aphy , •::ere heard o"! r.:v ery turn. ' 'l'hen on to t he ':ie s t, and t he Bus t "t,.. i n , ·.nd the Inc.iam~ !Jo lis Day ; ·; here Pa c.nri I , r un a real dead- bea t, For a tra i n t hat r an avra.y.

And l a ter t hat niGht ' Jets' :- ..D de her speech, That will st.-:!.nd for .rr.nny a day , As a ~sterpiece of a concise b it, Of r adio artistr y. 1

Then on ond on over weary mil es, .•.s t he c ttM.pai e;n. \round its wuy ·::i t h its di n and strife ··:e f i n::U.ly reached t hat f a t eful november Clay . ; nd t he thrill of t ilat day \rill l inzer !~ s lon:3 a s life ~ he ll s t ay. THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

So wo must (30 doml to the 3oo aco.1n, :.nd merrily roll along, Commander in Chief end a jolly crew; ,._.. Rio nnd B. A. bound.

!!ow 1ta Pollywog Hi and Pollywog HO, It rro.a certainly not t heir day, For King I!eptune was in first class form; And \'1:\S surely holding swe.y.

Gorgeot~s P.1o is past nnd the !Uack Q).leen pool Pleasant memories r~in , 'l'he Boas waving his hat to the B. A. crortds, Just back in the old Cmnpaign.

t-row Jinde and Peul rnust see the toml, l .nd what is the story that is - How the Naval Aide took the Ensi gn' s girls; ","lis it so? Jimnie says it is.

?hen the mosquito attack, \':as t hat a dream? 1-!ot so, say Jimn.ie and I , But Pa and Paul, though covered ;nth welts, Refuse to believe it at all.

So on we c;o to 1!l'l.1gtlay, filld then we are headed home , JUst o. little fishi ne ~eft to do And then our journeyA- through.

Now I ' d like to tell tha-t the fishine prize, Fell to t hat; boastful man, '.'.'ho is given to understatement Except when he' s o~d .

9ut when at sea, he is constantly Haunted - by the spectre of Fort r!oultr, e . So give the prize to the Naval Aide For his valiant efforts to land, A phantom fish from a coral ledge '."hy he co•U.d ' nt lif't his band.

~;o71 l et me stop in my r ambling vein, /l.nd BJ;'OWD serious ju.st for "l l"h1le, And ~ive 11 toast to our Ca.lla.nt Host i"ho out- fishes u.s a.ll by e mile. (]).~/} ~4-c4 li~ ~ ~..sr­

~Y crystal clear, hol ds but a year F~ And , as I gaze, oye-gone days - I! " J.!' - lt0 Return to me . • • • July fifteen , there comes a scene - The schonner SEWANNA, Ja me s, Franklin and John- ah

And at t he wheel, guidin~ for weel , - The Presi dent - seems quite content, • Oh, whnt can I say tn a roundelay,-· To do justice to our cruise so gay? We tour the coast of Maine and see-- • The natives gape at our seamanry. Our Chief, no doubt, was much ' amused , To hear their comment and act abused - At the thought of Democrats coming t heir way, lo at home in their waters and out to play . .:. After making some i mpression on them Our Chief said, "Let ' s pull up anchor when­ Franklin gets his l etter written To go by special to a Delaware kitten; Why he ' s so anxious I can't understand, Unless he ' s bought a brig:·, t gold band;

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(\ Neptune' s works, where penalty lurks. =~~ t - CQti~ ett4 a£ the Court, I have to r epor now, He ' f> taken the vow - be' s a shellback

And can sail seven seas, to the Antipodies;

The Public weal, i s o n even keelJ

No Pollywog mate, guides our Ship of' State. * * *

As the crystal clears, come future years;

Beyond the maze, are cloudless days,

A f air, good wind, will blow you in - a To/red sunset, and happiness beget. THE PRESI~ENT ' S BIR~HDAY DI NNER January 30, 1937

" An Event in Nineteen Th i rty -~Jix "

In the year of Ni neteen Thi rty-six, With the Republicans in a helluva fix. Something heroi c had to be done · In order that t he election be won . . . ' Alf and Al , thought a good combination To save the country from ruination. Bainbri dge , Jim and the Colonel, too, v:ere added to s ee what they coul d so. William Randolph was in reverse , Writing and wiring familiar verse. Even Paul with his newspaper Block Di dn ' t f a il to get in ~ sock. And what has become of Vlilliam Hard , Who d.id his best but o ' er played his card? Telling the people of the terrible sin Of erecting buildings to house them in. And not a word from Colonel Knox, ~fuose talks would fill two city blocks. They p1·anced and ranted all over the l and 1:ri th the November e'lection in their hand; I t mattered not t hat you helped the throng, For evei"ything you did was wrongt Relief could he given without expens e , People could live on common sense! ~hey handed out the same old bunk , Any~hing to beat t he Dank! The Li ter·ary Di gest' s d i 'ssemination Provided a perfect joke for the Ration. But basing the future on the past old ghost , They reckoned not with out happy host . The only mistake they now can claim I s that Franklin neglected Ver mont and ll'iai ne . , Some f our hundred or more r edheaded step chilt.lr en , some

others uneducated nll privutely ~bused and publicly praisea -- keep constAnt

touch with the Waite House Offices. The President receives them twice e week

end betKeen times, except for seminars, they hre my responsibilities. From

wha t.ever sources they devel op the nev1s , it i s t neir business to extract data,

and some v.ould have ua believe they deliberatel y, with malice, spite, and

venom in heart and mind , poison the columns of' newspapers and , through t hese columns, misinform the people of the country.

Some of these gentlemen write ~uthoritatively , as close and intimate adv:l.se:s of the great and neo.r great in Government . Others wi thout claiming

inside knowledge, work dey after day, mixing the:r poiHons t.ccordin& to their

prf;ferred formulas. One of tl".ere he.s given me a new formul6 'nhich he ht.ts pro-

duced. It will be published at en enrly d&te. I broueht it v.-i.th oe, becu..se

I belit:ve this perticul~.r member oi" the Fourth Estr:te - and he he.~pens to be

one of a t.iespised tribe, an unspeeko.ble col umnist - one of the mules of journalism,

vdthout pride of ancestry or hope of posterity - one who perverts, poll.ute~;

and m~.ke s more ill use of infor 10ation than cio his.rep:l.rter cousins - has, un-

conscicuslj produced soa;ethir.g. In truth, I believe, he h&.s explE1iueci the

reAEon ~1hy each f(nd eve1yone of us is here t onight.

1 Don t be shoc·ked as I r ead whet this columnist bas ~~ritten . If

you «re shoc·ked by t he v·ords he uses, plee se wke :JOW' protes tt~ to him, not

lo me . feme:~ber, moreover, thect this hes been prociuced by e columnist £.nd,

if v;e believe tha terrible things v.e henr 6.bout columnh•ts, we expect the

1.orst when we read their l>orkP or hr.ar them read . I r·ee.d : " ( t,_ruote) 11

I c.sk your pF.rdon if I h~tve trespessed upon your time. •

At the morning bedside c onfe ren ce~Mac turns up with the l ist, Of persons who cDll and who just insist, On seei ng the President without fail, · To offer r espects and to pour out a tale, Of jobs that are wanted and schemes that are rife, To land on tne payroll for the rest of their life.

'l'he Pr esident answers, 11 ! 111 see one or two , "And with your cooper ation, Mac , we'll see this schedule throug Mac goes to the phone ~hen its close to eleven, 11 The President will see you at 10:57". Outside six Senat ors are waiting to get in, But the President himself has start ed to "chin11 •

The caller doesn't get a chance to utter a word, The most he gets out of it,is to tell what he's heard, At 12: 35 Mac sti cks his head in, To inquire what time the schea.w..e will L-~ g, .1.n. The Pr esident smiles at Mac and murmurs J "Very v~ ell ", But the Goddammed schedule is a~l shot to Hell • • , ·····"' · ......

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WHO IS THIS MAN?

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-RAYMOND CLAPPE,R

I • • / v ; 1J Respectfull y dedicated to his Royal Majesty Roosevelt t he Fi r st Known to his beloved subjects both a s F. D. t he Bounteous and Frankl in the Sil ent.

J ohn L. Sullivan was a man , in his prime Who stooped at nothing so puerile as rhyme. He lead with his r ight ru1d crossed with his left, and roar ed with the voice of a deep bass cleft. This modern J ohn L. seeks t he heavyweight crown his l ow brow indented by a scowl and a frown, But unlike his for ebear the J0hn L. of old He shakes down his vassals to gather his gold. Then buying his way in the political ring He plays the big sucker s to make him a king. He made an investment that t.ur ned out bad and Franklin forgot him, which made him mad. Before giviug the big guys a chance at him he starts working out in his own bi g g ym. He lands a stiff punch ana lets out a roar Leaving hi s sparring mate gr een on the floor . Beginning to think thctt he packs a r eal punch He figures a way to hanale the ·bunch. Instead of knocking each to the floor , He utakes them sit down just inside the door. Getting t he swell hea.d in his va.cuum t here lie sor t of believes he' s John L' s heir. B~ motor ataxia slowed down 'his step And Sloan' s liniment failed to add to his pep.

NoVJ right in the taidst of all of this stewi~ , He tried once again war tnedici11e to brew, Lo oking all around his grouch to Rp?ease He decided to bring F. D. to his knees. ..

His challenge he i ssued with thumb An nose signs d ordered the big boy back to the~ines. After t his opening, a lead with his ·chin, He glowered and waited with never a grin. Instead of g iving t his baboon I a chance , Shrewd Franklin 11 whispered, Yo u 1 ve ants in your pants, ' You're perky and fresh, so keep on being Till I reac sore h the point when I need you no tn ore. 11 Now when t he Epitaph time has come We'll toast him well with 1 Govrnment mouse rum, We ll gather around the old fightir1g ring Ana cheer his victor, God Save the King • • • • • •

I -~-­ When cruising off the rock bound coast of Maine Our Captain sideburns grew We hoped that he would always them retain As he seemed a milder man to us, his cre\7. But you must guess that this was quite ridiculous As 1 r:eith hi s whi skers he was more meticulous .

We 1 11 leave our sltipper at the helm And take him to a farmer' s realm Where far from beauocracies continuous prattle He ' s lulled by the wooing of kindlier cattle. Where Hyde Park' s broad a ncestrial acres Scare away the autogr aph te.kers To say nothing of all of the polit ical fakers Here he f arms mi dst seedlings many Hopi ne to make a pretty penny.

Les.ving the farm a nd back to t he sea From Charle.- ston Harbor sheltering lee Down to the Rio Plata We made the time pass rapidly I n pondering this- a and that- a .

Twas Bastedo' s boast He knew t he coast And every inlet in it But Watson ' s Yile Was Bound to rile In fashion more def inite

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,• The question rose of the unknown name • Of the me.n who was guarding Old Trinidad's fame Watson's choice was Sir Murcheson Flecher • If you don 1 t agree ask Bnstedo ,He 1 11 "betcha"

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The time. arrived for the Royal Toast "Which Kin~" said the President "I don 1 t know" said his Host No one then knew, only time will disgorge Was it the last one to Edward Or the first one to George?

J Twelve full months are over now and passed Since we celebrated your birthday last With love and may all your wishes come true I driruc to your health and full happiness too. - Skit by Messrs. E:lr:cy and Hopkins . White House. 1/30/37

Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Station FOR

om the offices of the ~lhite House .. broadcasting d irect tr secretariat. The entire staff is on twenty-four hour

duty heroically combatL~ the r aging Ohio flood. The

offices are in t he utmost confusion, and the secretaries

dis~lay the usual evidences of a hangover.

At t~e moment Secretary :1lcintyre is tall

t o hi~sclf . Since sooner or l ater anyw~y the public

will lmovr the difference between Mcintyre and a first-

class flhite House secretary, let' s see ir we can c::tch

what he is saying.

Mctntyre: This i s Mci ntyre speaklng. I can see nothing

to be alarmed sbout1 1 Kentucky 1 s blanlcety- blank-bl11nk

Gnvernor and the - 2-

blankety-blank-blank ~or of Louisville can handle

anything. If there are any mistakes which they

haven' t made , I will hear about them soon gh.

For the first time in my life I am renouncing the

Stat e of ~ birth and claiming residence in Cincinnati.

Everything would be all right here if Earl7 would only

stay home . A:8 Sa, I am on top of the situation.

You can assure my public that I am in close touch

w1 tb all of th.e famous Kentucky beauties 1n the

flood area. I intend to do something about it, but

as usual, don' t know what.

The Secretary of War has just horned in.

I now turn the mike over to the greatest Secretary of War since Pa Watson was in the Field Artillery some for ty years ago. -

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Secretary of War: This is Woodring speaking to the Democratic 1 )1 job-holders of Kansas. I have just ordered the evacuation of the entire population of Utab and

Nevada and am leaving for the destitute region at

once on the highest horse in the Army. I will drop

off in Kansas to pick up a few odd jobs on the way.

Announcer I now take you to t he office of the newest

secretary, Mr. James Roosevelt. He i s found si t ting

• • at his desk , holding his mfe Is hand. No , his wife

i s holding his hand . Jimmy is putting up a good

front but obviously needs t he Lit tle Woman .

Ja'!les Roosevel t : This is James Roosevelt speaking. Since

I r evi ved the N. R.A . ~d carried Massachusetts, I

want it clearly understood that I insist this

flood be held in Massachusetts. Kentucky i s all

wet anyway. Things have been fi xed up in MassachUsetts

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so that Walsh will permit a flood and Curley will not

divert it - 01uch . I confess I eJD a little bewildered Jui~."' ,:.t"". t ~ as to the exact b • floe of the raging waters, Mit I eJD

sorry that this flood didn't happen before election.

I can assure my boys in Massachusetts that I intend

to have this flood in their State before nightfall,

because it is essential I find someway to get jobs

for the thousands I pro~sed a berth after the ..

Nove~ber election.

• r..nounoero~ Just as Colonel Watson and Paul Basteado

are arguing ·;;ith themselves as to 1•ho is the Governor

of Kentucky, the \'lhi te House is interrupted by an

urgent call from Louisvi~

''Louisville calling the '1/hite Houoe. 11

"Louisville calling the White House& Dispatch

Ex- Army Officer, Watson, ~lat car to flood area

at once. " - 5-

Announcer Your announcer has just talked to Stephen

Earl1 , who has bet a parlay on Happy Chandler and

Mcintyre ~ that between them they could mess up any

flood. It looks like he may win it, folks.

I now t ake you to the office of Miss LeHand.

Miss Le~and i s dressed in a smart morni~g outfit. She

if' wearing a corsage of petunias on '!ler right hip -

a trick she oicked up in Palm Beach. She is r eading -

yes folks, it1 s Gone With the Wind , for the third time. ~ M+• tEe& fist is concealed in a box of Bon Bona. She

is wearing shoes. She has just pl aced an osculation . on the ?./loa4tfiii4sf.ad2....~N of J oe Kennedy. Her e she is folks.

Lellnnd: I do want the public to know we are doing

everytbi>lg we con to get the Mis :>ouri River diverted

i nto the Ohio. If "e can only get mor e water into the

Ohio , I can go on with my book. And then I have Joe - /

on my hands. He ?:as on the Pr esident' s hands for

almost two year s , but he is now resigned to me.

I think the flood is very exciting, but I object

to having Harry Hopkins sleeping in the Cabinet

Room , it upsets me . I.toc:tdGi alPsis i!i1 R! shu H lie

d't>tib ih ones on.t oPf.f c.e.

Anno~o~ • ~ "Louisville cslling the 'Ifni te House. "

"Louisville cG.lling the \7hite House:

Send r escue party to t he home of George Holmes to

pick up Early. He is almost out. "

I no'll t ake you to the Cabinet Room where

VIe have managed to awaken Ho9kins Sr&Jo lll s]aJmbpp•

A~ usual he is ever ready to shoot off his face.

This is Hookins soeaking. I am lP.ani.ng

heavily on TrY old friend, Governor Davey of Ohio,

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in handling this flood. He has just urged !De to

come to Ohio and promises me a trip down the river -4v in a nice, leaky boat. Everything is well jlfJ hand

here. Nobod,y has called anybody a so-and-so for

t'Henty minutes. Fortunately Pa Watson is out. Be

has been sent to Louisville, God knows why l The

public can rest Hl.! ':!ured that if there is an,ything

to be done t o meke this flood worse, someone around

here will think of it.

Anno"n"~ "Louisville calling the Wnite House. "

"Louisville c&lling the '!ihi te House:

Natson has arrived , In Pendennis Club . Still sobe-r • • .Ask President v1hy "1/utaon sent here. "

"Louisville calling the Vlhlte House. "

"Louisville c~ling the l'lhite House: Tell

Morgentheu gold at Ft. Knox has depreciated. Have

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Tr easury ex9erts tell him what that means. "

"White House calling Louisville. "

~fhite House c~ling Louisville: The

President did not know Wat son in Louisville. Hadn ' t

missed him."

I n ow t ake you to t he desk of Stephen Early ,

\?here Mr . Early i s conducting a pr ess conference on

his own .

Early: This is Early speaking. Off t he record, I •

;-:ant you people to know· the. t ne have turned this flood

on so that vre could make Mcintyre Governor of Kentucky.

The trouble i s t rn. t Mac i~• <~ little slow on the oickup,

and it looks f' s t houeJl he 7;ere going to fumble this

in his usual me.nner . I alro want it understood that I

h~:.d no part in urging Hookins to hong around here. -9-

That was Msc 1 s ides • He and Hopkins nre buddies , and • he fixed it up so Hopkins could sleep without anybody •

interrupting him . Don ' t you fellows pay any attention

to any news you get out of Jilnlcy. He is just another

White House secretary. or course , you fellows know as

well c;s I do th~>.t Missy' s knowledge of floods is confined

to submer&ing her vttractive figure in J oe Kennedy' s pool .

Yes, Watson has been sent to Louir.ville. It' s tough for

Louisville, but good for me . Just a minute , boys. Here ' s

the results of the fifth at Hialeah. It looks like I ' m

going to win t hut pa.rl~:~y .

Laciies and Gentlemen. You have seen a.n intimate

picture of the boys and girls at t he 'Nhi te House helping

t he President durine thi~ cr!tic&J. hour. As we signoff,

1lcintyre has gone out for his usual four hour luncheon;

Early i s conning over the seventh at Hialea h; Jimmy is - 10-

calling Ex-Governor Curley; Mis ~:y is on page 4.3S;

Pa i s bending the wellknown el bow in the Pendennis

Club ; Morgenthau i s trying to sell his Dutchess

County apples to t he President; Hopkins is sleeping soundly in t he Cabinet Room .

Doctor Mcintyre says that t he reason the

President keeps his heulth is that he i s able to l augh. Wel l this mess certainly is funny.

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- ~ILOQ,UY ~ FDR · ~ l I think that I shall have t o se1• ze My neighbor's land, ~n e ighbor's trees. Those trees which every passing year In distance seem to grow more dear. So n P.ar - so far - for them I pine , What can I do to makP. them mine , Those trees so highly pedigreed From t owering height to tiny seed? I know - I'll have t o send for Henery The Treasury must forget its penury,

Work out some plan, those artful dodgers; I To buy the ground from Herman Rogers. The silver of a grateful nation To safeguard from devaluation He ther e can plant, a busy beaver. I'll cheer him on, a gay deceiver For while he burrows solemnly --I'll have the r ecord of each tree. •

This ~'mmer we achieved A triumph of finance. I I We signed a fine agreement with John Bull and la Belle F rance. At half-past six one night, Two names were there all right, :But it's the devil - no word from Nevil l e I - And the French wer e in a plight.

"Oh, Yr. Auriol I Oh, Yr. Auriol! {Ei'M) This i s what we told your trembling attachl If we 're going to do this right We must have it tripartite - OVer ther e it's night but here it's still today 11

(HM Jr) 11 We all are wrecks I We all are wrecks, I Pliz to hurry with reply- he very vexl So - ze President of France May he now r emove ze pants?"

(mt) ".A.baolute~. llona1eur .A.u.rioll

(BM Jr.) "Positively, (Yam 1 zelle XI) (Madame ) • £:) 1JJ3jj I ~~ ~~ r-b/2:... Last year ther e came t o call 15 t r-1~~ The Chinese delegates '4tt. On our Mr. President, (HM Jr.) .Qf the se United Stat es. The Presidential host Had order ed with the t oast Th e Chines_e t ea which Grandpa D. Brought f r om that distant coast.

11 0h, Mr. President, Oh, Mr. President · Let me introd~ce these (En&) crient a l ot ~} - Mr. Sze and Mr. Chen • And they've e ach a f ear f ul yen For the dr · ink that isn't- popular at b ars." (HM Jr.) 11 0h, Mr. Sz e , Oh, Mr. Sze , Grandpa De lano imported p e rf e c~ t eal"

( EFM) "But - tllis isn't Gla.ndpa's t ea - Velly f ine - was sent by me . Positively, Mr. Plesident 111 (HM Jr.) "Absolutely, Mr. Sze J11 r ' -~.3'7 ' ""'- .. .. ,J

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Confirla1Dg our teleP:1one

oorweraat1on, lr. Hopjline atoppecl in the

offtce or~ - and paid the amount in cash.

Ve r~ sincerely,

•· A. Durand Secretary to Qiz·. llooseYelt

•iss lary Vanleter Works Progre~s Administrat Lon 1734 Hew York Ave nue, N. W. Washington, D. C. WORKS PROGRESS ADMINISTRATION WAU

October 21, 1937 I

Dear Kiss Durand:

Mr. Hopkins bas asked me to send you the enclosed check tor tl6.30, his share ot the bill tor

the chair about which you wrote sometime ago, and to

tell you how SOrl")' he is that it •• not sent long before.

Very sincerely yours,

I

Mary VemMeter, Secretary.

t Miss Margaret A. Durand, The White House, Washington, D.c. • I I f I~ • f ~ ' r - •,":'I, •• BI ( I ~"W)lf-

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- .., · /-/ ADAM DESK COMPANY • 39 WEST 45th STilEET • r NEW YORI{

IN ACCOUNT WITH

Miss Margaret A. Durand, c/o The White House, Washington, D.C.

TERMS- NET CASH STATEMENT 3/1/37

Feb. 1 220.00 MPJI.(QRA)IDUM JOR: seorstary Uorsenthau.

My dear Mr. Secratary:

I am surry to i111vu ~o i ong del e&yed send1n0 +. hill bill to you, !Jut I haTa juet r uculvod f1 bill for tho Jl re;,Bi ilent's chai r

Your ohara i a •••••••••••••• $18.30 Mr•. Norgentha u's share te •• D.OO ,/ To t.al. •••••••••••• 821. 30

I would apnreoi~ ta u check from you to GOYer this amount.

Many thanko.

EAK THE WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON

April 26, 1937

MEMORANDUM FOR: Mise Grace Tully.

I am sorry to have so l ong delayed sending this bill to you, but I have just received a bill for the President's chair which was presented to him on his birthday.

Your share is $5.00.

I would appreciate a check frorn you to cover this amount.

Many thanks.

M. A. DURAND ~~ ~r v-~ THE WHITE HOUSE -•~/ • j., •-~ WASHINGTON (]'- V ~ V

April 26, 193?

MEMJRANDUM FOR : Miss Nancy Cook.

My dear Miss Cook:

I am sorry to have so long delayed

sending this bill to you, but I have j ust ,

received a bil l f or the Pre sident's chair wh ich was presented to him on his ~ir~hday.

Your share is ~5 . 00 .

I would appreciate a check f rom you to cover this amount .

Many thanks.

Very sincerely yours,

M. A • DUH.AND ml}t J\ss-otitdtb Jrtss- WASBINGTON. D. C. 330 STAR B UILDING

APRIL 27' I 37 ' ' • •

I I J I DEAR RABBIT:-

HERE IS MY BIT TOWARD THE 80SS 1 S CHAIR. I WAS ASKING MAC• ABOUT THIS NOT LONG AGO, WHICH SHOWS MY DESIRE TO ~ EET THE OBLI GATION. THAT CANNY SCOT SUGGESTED THAT MAYBE HENRY THE MORGUE OR SOME OTHER PLUTOCRAT HAD DECIDED TO MEET THE BILL. ALAS, SO ARE OUR FONDEST HOPES SHATTERED. AT THAT, I GET Off VERY WELL. IT IS MY PRESENT RECOLLECTION THAT I WON SIXTEEN BUCKS THAT NIGHT, A HAPPY CIRCUMSTANCE TO WHICH PA AND SON ROOSEVELT CON­ TRIBUTED. THAT MAKES MY OUT-OF-POCKET SHARE IN THE GIFT THIRTY CENTS. EVEN MAC• WOULD NOT KICK ABOUT THATJ.

YOURS, \ , . I I I 'P s f · ._ ..._.J r_ ' """ \ .. ; ' ~ .,_; ' ' ·- ,. r'bv · '- , ( " • ' ' ~ · J ·i"'

In repl7 ref'e.- Co Initials NAVY DEPARTMENT ucl No. OliTIOm OF OHTE'i' OF NAV.AL OPERATIONS WASHINGTON

• 27 April, 1957.

Memorandum For Alias Durand:

1. In reply to your note, it was a pleasure to participate in presenting the President with the

chair on his birthday. Thank you very much for including me. ' 2. Enclosed please find my check for $16.50.

~ ;f) _.__J;-o( Paul Bastedo.

FROM THE DESK OF MR. SULLIVAN

• CHARLES H. MgCARTHY ATTORNI!:Y ANO COUNSI!:LLOR AT LAW INVESTMENT B U I L DING WASHINGTON. o. C.

April 29, 1937

Miss Margaret A. Durand The White House Washington, D. C.

My dear Miss Durand:

I have just received your note ot April 26, 1937, and I am glad to send you herewith my check tor $5.00, as my share ot the cost ot the President's birthday gitt. With kindest regards, believe me

Sincerely yours,

- • CEMcC/hm En c. 'TO OUR. PRrSIDrNT * 4~ ~to-~ -wulvr,~~ an.d~~ ~ /k~orwo/~ 4b.'1Lto-~. ~.cr~~

...... I • f't_ . ' ,.upnnn llrourl of t11r ;f!dc of l!Te.ttt !fo-r h. -¥.

.JUSTICES CHA MBERS .. IE W VOA:K COUN TY COURT HOUeE. • NEW YORK. N . Y .

•AMU CL. I. R08C:NMAN "'Ue TtC C

April 29, 1937.

Miss M. A. Durand, White House, Washington, D. C.

Dear "Rabbit":

I am very happy to enclose my check for my share of the President' s chair, which you presented to him on his birthday . With ki ndest regards,

Very cordially yours, L~~

Enc . THE TODHUNTER SCHOOL 66 EAST 8 0TH STR.£ET NE.W YO illt CITY

Mia& M ARION O I C KC.fltMA.N ...... ,.MNKLIN D . ..OOa EV CL.T ...fiiiN CI PA~ AaaOCIA TC ,.ltiNCI IIitA\..

April 50, 1957

Dear Rabbit:

I am very glad to send you f ive dollar s as my share toward the President' s birthday chair. I t was nice of you to take care of this f or us .

I h ope everything is going well with you. Ever sincerely,

Miss Margaret Durand The Vi hi te House Washington, D. C. FOAM 57 THIS DEPOSIT ACCEPTED BY

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193 PLEASE SEE THAT All CHECK NO DRAFTS ARE ENDORSED STATE NAME OF BANK OR COMPANY ON WHI CH ITEMS ARE DRAWN

DOLLARS CENTS

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~ 20, 1937

ICY dear llr. Iorncha

So.e ti~ a go I s ent you a littl e

aeaorandwa sq in;z t hat the Preaident' e birthday

gift would cost TOU exactly ~16 .)0.

As I have not heard from you I mow

t he ~~a.orandua must have gone astr~. Th~re fore , I send this dupltcate.

I do hope you, !irs . Iqnch, a nd your daughter are enjoying good health.

Very slncerel,y,

r.t . J.. DURAND

Honorabl e Thoaas W. lqJJCh The Sulgrave Par.c Avenue and 67th Street New York New York \ I

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.. , , : ' May 29, 1937

Dear Joe& Eventually everything happens, and I ao f inally send to you cne cneck to pay for : he cnair. You were mor ,3 tt1an kino to taKe care of t his matter for me , end all of us are indebted t o you. I untierstanu it is bei ng very much enjoyed. Isabelle l eft yester day, and i s going to be married t ne earl y part of J une. Beyond t nat t ncr e is no ne•:v s . I hope t11is f ine you , your f amily, ~na yJur partner enjoyi.ng hooa health. Again a million thanks,

V~ ry sincer el y yourSJ '

M. A . l.Jurand

Mr . Jose ~h Lauzon Aaam D. sK Company 39 West 45tn Street New Yor 6. 1 New York - -

/ Lamb Seal & Stencil Co., Inc. RICHARD L LAMB, Prellld.eat Bronze Tablets, Brau Siena, Name Platea Directory Boarda, Bad1e1, Electric Si,na, Enll'aving BU-826 Thirteenth Street, N. W. WtUhington, D. C. · Tbe White Bouse

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Dinner at t he lhite H~se Saturday Evening, January 30, 1937, 7:30 o ' clock.

The President and Mrs. Roosevelt

The Secretary of the Treasury and Mrs. Morgenthau 0~~- * 21. 30 Bon. Uarvin Licintyre 9~ el6.30

Ho n. Stephen Early - '? ~"-'( ~ 16. 30 Hon. Harry Hopkins \J O.....:....~ 15. 30

Mr. and Mre. James Roosevelt ? ...,__/ . 21. 30 ,_ , Mr. Thomas M. Lynch \J .. ,, 16.30

Judge Samuel Rosenman \) · • .\. 15.30

Mr. Kirke L. Simpson- f~ 16. 30

, Mr. James P . Sullivan \)CJ. ' ~ 5 . 00 • Mr . Charles McCarthy \ ... .\ 5. 00 Miss Marion Dickerman r ~-' ~.. 5. 00 Miss Nancy Cook r v.-. ,\ 5 . 00

Miss Mar guer ite LeHand p\..:_& 5. 00

!&iss (}race Tully \-- ·' . c\ 5. 00

!.11ss Margaret ·Durand ~~':\ 5 . 00

Mrs. Malvina T. Scheider \ " .l...-•.0-, 5 . 00

Dr. Ross Mc intire ~ . \ 16.30 \ '} .... \ Captain Paul :Bastedo - . ' ' \ 16.30 Col. Edwin M. Watson ...... _. 16. 30 .~, 65.20 .'.· 164.10 . )' ...... { /I I J •• ) BIR'l'hDAY GIFT PR1"&1l1'a'l::D 'l'O 'l'l1F. PlU"SUJF;N'l' BY 'l'fiF! FOLLOII'!NG : JANUARY 30 , 19J8

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18 Beacon Street, Boston, Massachusetts

• Sold to The President, White House, Washington, D.c.

Sent b, Ex. Paid Dept. 4

Pictures & People: Set of four water col o:rs ., signed by Charles Wood: The U. S.FI'igate "Macedonian" of Boston The u.s.Frigate "Maeedonian" in Distress The U.S.Frigate· "Ma~edonian" Dismasted in a Hurricane The U.S.Frigate "Maeedon1an" Under Jury Masts off Norfolk The set 125 00 8 () ()

• THE WHITE HOUSE • WASH INGTON

Februe r v 2~ , 1938

I,W.IiORANDUt:l FOR : ].! iss LeHend .

birthday ,::i f t -·:11 i c h ·,.u~ n-resent '.)c: t o trP

PrPsident tbis year r · !lr~ y •"~\l r sl"Pi'F 'is ~ '· . 00 .

T w?nlc.t ennreciFtP. e check f'ro" ~rou to COV"'r

t his Fntount . THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

Februarv 2S , 1938

;,:;,:::,;oRANDU11': FO"R:

I t twr> r '·' <' Pi vpo t llf' bill ror tl'>R

President t his yf'Ar end ~rou,. sbere is

:~ 1. . 00. I wo1tld Fl"'Jvq:·nciat.F> fl check fro 1

VOII to COVI> f" t his PJro('llt.Dt..

r.' . A. LUTU.l';1i

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THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

J•'ebrnarv 2"i , 1938

r.:;,:.iORAi\DU . FOR : Dr . :..:crnti:re.

I nev~ r<>cei Vfld tbA bill f o1' t he

birthday r- ift ...hi ~h wr O!'P-sent eel to t!:lc

,. 0 "::Q P,..esident t h' s yef.T' and y~ur she"'e is . ,. ..; •

I ;qoulrl I'ITl''YreciatP a chPck fro1•t you• to cov('lr

• this pmnnnt .

Kany thanks.

til . li. DURt illD T H E TOD HUNTER SCHOOL 66 EAST 80TH STili!!T NBVI YOIUt CITY

N l 8a NAfiiii OH O l eK&-,.MAN flo4 ..8 . "'-'N" ~I N 0. fiiiOO.C\I'Ct.T ~"IN C' ~'"- A• •OC IAT C: ,.I"'INCI,-A\..

• •

March 7, 1938

... ,. Dear Rabbit:

Thank you so much for your note. I am

happy to send you my check for four dollars

for I was glad to have a part in the President' s birthday gift.

All go~d ~ishes to you.

Very sincerely yours, \4~; .~~a-__ Principal

Miss Margaret Durant The Vihi te House Washington, D. c. Enc . THE WH ITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

Fehruar~ 2~ , 1938

'.. '• ":' 0 o:-,_ :\i;;n_ -._ U:.• • FOR ·• :r ::: . SchPider.

I I AV<> r<>CE'i v ..:l t b<> oill for t he

..

t hl~ t:<'l'Onnt :

'. e'nv thanks . THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

'February 25 , 1938

':.;E iO:RANDU: ·i FOR : Colonel Wetson.

D"l:'r Colonel Watson :

I l1 n.v~ r<>C bill i'or the

hirt 1111 &" pi f t whi ~h "'f' rrrf>sent '"U to thf'

Pr,.r-ineut t his :reRr ami :vom· slHor e i s .··q . 30 .

I waLla apnrPc i at~ a c~ eck fro you to covAr

th i. s &mnunt ,

wishes to -y nu ' I ~un

!.1 . f. • T ORI ..ND I TH~ WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON '

!:1E.:iOHAL'\iDUJ\I FOR. : :::J ecr~ t F" rY Early.

I heve ~ece i vP rl t tP hi ll f or t ~A

birthday .~ ift I•Jhicb we nresen• t Pd to t he

I woul d A!'n ,..eciAte A chPck from ~rou to cov.,,..

t!1 is ar.nunt. . '

M • A • DURA.. \fD THE WHITE HOUSt:: WASHINGTON

Februarv 2'i , 1938

it.U10RANDU1.; FOR : Secreta r v Mcintvre.

I have rPceiveci t he bill f or t lle birthda;r g ift which we present ed t o t he • l?'l'esident this ~~~ar . Yottr share is r"-9 . 30 .

I v1oul.(l enr>.,..eciete a check fror> " 0U to cover this :amC'unt.

l.i . A • DD"RJ-1\'D .JASHN DC, ... ARCH 1, 1938 .

DEA R RABBIT:-

1 HERE S MINE , AND GLAD TO REMIT. LUCK TO EVERYBODY. ;~ E ALL S EEM TO NEED IT K IGHT NON. YOURS, • L ~ K. L. S IM PSON •

2211 THIRTIETH STREET

WASHINGTON, D . C .

February 28, 1 938.

Dear Mi ss Durand: The enclosed check for $13. 30 covers t he 'Secretary' s and Mrs. Mor­ genthau•s share of the gift t hat was presented to the President. Best r egards . Sincerely,

' Miss Margar et A. Durand, The White House. THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

February 25, 1938

Miss Nancy Cook , '=1,31 Msrlif.lon Avenue, Iii pm Y'ot'k , N. Y.

1::v dear iHss Cook:

I ~av~ received t he hill ~o~ the

;-,i "f'tJ.day c· ift i'JlliCh WP O,..esentcd tO t he

P1·nsident thi.s ~/e&J' Am! yollr sha,..e is .!~4 . 00.

I would an!lrP.ciate a chPck frorn von to covF>r this arno1mt .

i~n ny thanks, end with h"!St wish"'S to Y''~l , I ~m

M• A • DURIIND • 0 .. • ' I ,S'u-pnme

.JUSTICES C I-IAMISI!:RS NltW VORK COUNTY COURT HOU8E NEWVORK , N . V .

SAMUEL I. ROSENMAN ..OU aTIC C • ~ebruary 28, 1938

Miss M. A. Durand White House Washington, D. c. • Dear Rabbit: I am enclosing my check for $9.30 to cover my share of t he gift. Thanks very much for acting as bookkeeper. With best wishes, I am Very sincerely yours, • • •

THE WHITE HOUSE , WASHINGTON

TO!ttHY - .lu! SSY - E . R,

• hl i SSY - ~ rs . R. Mrs . R., the Preeident w ~nts

to know whbl. t you ~r e d~ 1 n = on ~ J un& 26th? I.ffiS . R . - Tommy , didn' t you send a lis t of I I dates to the office a nd put on e bn t he t abl ~ besi de the President' s bed? TOJI.·GdY - Yes , Mrs. Ro os evelt, I did. l·,ffiS . R.- wearily . Wt l l, we ' ll m ~ke out ~ noth e r Dicta tes Tommy hands M1sey Ct. copy who runs around und I · and puts 1 t 1 n F . D. R. 1 s pockei. . I . , J~r- ibaltt L\IE SIIOBE DIII\'E & r.JiftR ~DmJG\V l\lE.

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~· Lynoh and tlaketa • '6. Prenoail's tl

6. J~ inquires for oheok 7. Howe's laundry

8. To legr~s from Colorado 9. ;.rointyre a dvises :JoCarthy 10. Jomeo bringtJ in sohedu1e 11. ~1 ao oa lls about ?andorgnet 12 . fa1 egram from Ja r.1oatown 13. Lynoh gots his badge