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[email protected] PLAYOFFS?! PLAYOFFS?! Strange days indeed, no? By the end gratitude would be nice, rednecks). against Scum. David Legwand broke a bone of tonight, the Bears will have a real QB, and Though he looks like a Canadian in his face -- which certainly can’t make him the Hawks may have qualified for the playoffs. muppet, we once again have to flabbergasted any uglier -- and is out for a while, too. Jason What planet is this? Did we get our drink at the job Barry Trotz continues to do in Ten- Arnott is still a week or so from coming back. spiked again? Obviously must have been an nessee. Bereft of any top-line stars, consis- Their forwards are J.P. Dumont -- who has accident, no one would roofie us on pur- tently losing talent to free agency (or the trop- only piled up 156 goals since being traded pose. Thanks to the Blues hilarious win over ical climes of Russia), and rarely restocking for Fucking Michael Fucking Grosek --, Steve Scum last night, the Hawks require one point through that route, Trotz continues, year after Sullivan (more on him inside), and a bunch of tonight to do cinch up a spot. year, to have the Preds in the playoffs. Out of guys who look like you’d find them at a Brit- Though the Hawks have raised the the lockout, Nashville was one of the leading ney Spears concert (you can decide what that bar this season, we should take a moment to teams stocked with speed and skill, and could means, we just know it’s not good).