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Faculty want more say in college by Sue Hobbs The QEC has asked Adrian to Adamson prepare a "A person sitting on the Board cannot be an em- A union committee comprised of faculty members will review of college governing bodies to be submitted to ployee," he said. continue to seek representation on committees government appointee Walter Pitman. that don't Norton added that there is no cure to the question of give instructors a voice. Pitman was appointed last December by the provincial quality of education. Chairman of the Qualtiy of Education Committee government to review governing structures of the Council "It can never really be solved," Norton said. "Any (QEC) Laurie Turner said the committee is seeking of Regents and other college governing to put bodies. time you improve there is another stage of improvement a faculty member on the Board of Adamson said his report Governors and other will suggest changes to the to be achieved... you keep trying to be better." major college committees. governing structure. Acting Dean of Business Richard Hook said he sees no "We (QEC) represent faculty and what ' 'We might say there should be we'd like is a member of faculty on problem with having a faculty member on the Board. more input," Turner said. BOG," Adamson said. "Effective governance must be "The question is if administrators don't adequately The committee believes increased faculty participation informed (and) the best way I can think of is to have an represent faculty, how is one faculty member going to will improve the quality of education at active representative on Humber. BOG." adequately represent faculty?" Hook said. The Quality of Education committee was set up the But Adamson admitted that a faculty by member on BOG Thompson said underfunding is responsible for some of faculty union (OPSEU) after the '84 could be a problem. college strike. the educational problems at Humber. Human Studies Instructor Bill Thompson said "BOG is almost our employer. it the com- Is right for an em- He said the Ministry of Colleges and Universities mittee defines classroom overcrowding and lack ployee to sit on the board of an of equip- employer?" doesn't have the money to channel into the colleges. as ment quality of education problems. Vice President Academic Tom Norton said he is "They're running on a big deficit. You can see why its Thompson said a way around the problems is strongly in favor of faculty participation to involve in decision- not likely they're going to throw a big bundle into us." teachers in the decision making process. making but there is no provision for faculty to sit onBOG. SAC may do battle in four lawsuits

by Tim Kraan present SAC is now facing some SAC is ready to battle four cre- angry creditors. ditors in court over a $12,000 Steve Weller, owner of Weller debt. Publishing, is demanding more The Voice, a newspaper funded than $3,500 for printing costs. by SAC for three years, folded "We're gonna sue. SAC is without paying its bills and the financially responsible," he said. SAC voted to ignore the credi- tors and "accept the consequ- i iii s i cl t^ ences' ' of legal action at its meet- ing two weeks ago. Barry McCartan of the U of T Varsity, said "that's ridiculous." TTC driver The Varsity is owed more than $500 for typesetting. Acquitted p-2 "I don't think they understand the law," he said. SAC has checked with a lawyer and a vice-president of the col- Parking goes lege. Both are backing SAC, according to President Dara up in Sept p.4 Boyer. Boyer, the only voter in favor of

paying the money, says she's ' 'not at all worried" about being sued. Girls focus "I think we have a pretty good case. Why should I be worried?", on film p. 7 she said. Byron Hines, a SAC repre- sentative, said the Voice editors White China are responsible. "If we pay this ($12,000), gets lost p. 12 those people are gonna be getting off scott-free for lousy business management," he said. All the Voice editors have left Humber College but one — Katri Mantysalo, a photography stu- [Humber wins dent. Metro Cup p-17 "Technically, SAC was the publisher," she said. "When I realized at the end of last year that there wasn't going to be enough money to clear the lEye injuries debt, as I was told there would be, I was shocked," she said. \in hockey p^ 8 Weller said "Katri was just an innocent bystander." But he added that "there was a lack of responsibility of everybody con- lirin ,iihI Ionic nected with this group, starting with Katri all the way down to Dara." There's no truth to "The name of Humber College file rumor that Funei^l is going to be MUD," he said. Services is the main "This is the first time I've ever PHOTO BY KEVIN supplier to the had to sue anybody. We spend McINTOSH Humbei^er. good money on paper, materials Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...Say no /nore — Lovely TrishOlsthoom, a Fashion

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by Wayne Stefan is programmed for CAPS and and Paul McLean wonders why they aren't on more. A lack of communication be- "Everywhere we go we get the tween CAPS management and same response. We play rock into Humber's radio students has kept CAPS and they still don't turn it their radio station, CHCR, off the on," Larke said. airwaves in the student pub. Fabrizio said lie finds nothing The students claim CAPS, until wrong with the programming on last week, had reneged on an CHCR but said the problem was agreement to air the station in the nobody from CHCR sat down student pub weekdays between 8 with him to discuss the situation. a.m. and 2 p.m. He said a few students have asked However, CAPS acting mana- why CHCR isn't on but not ger John Fabrizio said no agree- enough to cause any concern for ment exists between CAPS and CAPS management. CHCR about air time. He said Radio students are disappointed turning on CHCR "isn't any more they aren't getting the exposure important then cleaning up a dirty they should. ashtray." "It really bugs you when you A recent five-day survey of have a good air shift and (in CAPS early morning radio station CAPS) they are listening to selection showed that CHCR is CFNY," McDevitt added. now being played in CAPS four SAC President Dara Boyer was out of five days but not before "too busy" to make a comment 8.30 a.m. Radio staff say the sta- on the matter, but her receptionist tion is supposed to be aired daily said no written agreement was between 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. or a ever made between the students problem could develop between and CAPS. CHCR and its advertisers. McDevitt said that eariier last "We could get in a lot of trou- semester there had been some talk ble (with advertisers) because our that the station may be piped in to contracts say that we are on in the Woodbine Centre, but that the CAPS," radio student Keith cost of the venture would be more McDevitt said. than the college would consider. Fabrizio said a broken amplifier "I'm sure in terms of spirit the was responsible for the absence of school would be behind us, but not CHCR airtime earlier in the year. financially," he said. He said they have been negligent CHCR is heard in the hallway in turning on CHCR because of outside the broadcast booth, in the new personnel but thinks the prob- hallway outside the bookstore, lem will work itself out. and in CAPS. Radio students Radio program coordinator select the music to be played with Stan Larke said the whole station funds from the radio budget. Co-ordinator takes break

by Gerald J. Gibbs In an unexpected and sudden decision last week, John Windisman, co-ordinator of the Humber Room at the North campus, took a leave of absence. Windisman, who has taught at Humber for six years, is expected to return in six months to a year. Dave Darker, a close collegue of Windisman's, said Windisman needed a rest because unlike most college faculty, he doesn't get summer holidays "He and his family operate beach-front resorts on Sauble Beach," Darker said. "He's working pretty well all year round. He's been wanting to take a break for some time." Replacing Windisman is Tony Thomas who was a teaching master at Humber from 1979-82 and taught part-time as an instructor since then. Working with students in the Humber Room, he said, is something he's .been looking forward to. "The students here try hard and are very pleasant," said Thomas. "But what we must remember is that it (Humber Room) isn't just a PHOTO BY TIM KRAAN restaurant but it's a classroom and the educational process is what's most StSp right up!— Representatives of Campus Marketing, a U.S. based corporation, were in the important." Pipe last Wednesday selling trips to Florida during Reading Week. A government ofricial said the In his ?3 years in the hospitality industry, Thomas has operated many so at their own risk as it is not covered by clubs for the Metropolitan Toronto Police and spent some time working operation is legal, but students who deal with the company do in the Caribbean. the Ontario Travel Industry Act. SAC tried to stop the company from advertising on campus. Humber student struck down by bus TIC driver acquitted of dangerous driving

front doors of the bus as Nickerson Nickerson testified he had by Robert Risk was pulling away. watched Smellie get off the bus, A TTC driver has been found Smellie said she screamed closed the front door and honked not guilty of dangerous driving in "stop" several times, trying to his horn as he pulled away. an accident which sent a Humber keep her balance as the bus moved Nickerson told the court that he student to hospital two years ago. along. She said she managed to honked to warn the half dozen stu- District Court Judge Alexander free her arm from the knapsack but dents who were crossing the street Davidson acquitted Alvin Nicker- was knocked down by the bus. about five feet in front of the bus. 3on, 50, of the charges last As a result, Smellie suffered a Nickerson said he then heard Tuesday. severely fractured pelvis, a torn shouts as he was pulling away and

Nickerson was charged Feb. 1 bladder and multiple cuts and when he checked his right, rear 1.984 with dangerous driving after bruises. view mirror he saw Smellie lying Journalism student Janet Smellie, She was admitted to Etobicoke on the curb. now 25, was injured while getting General Hospital where she Nickerson testified his view of off his bus on Humber College underwent five hours of surgery. the front door had been ob- Blvd., directly north the college. Smellie told the court she was structed, and that he had not seen Smellie testified that her knap- incapacitated for three months and the knapsack stuck in the door.

sack, which was slung over her was still experiencing back prob- It is not known if the Crown will Janet Smellie left shoulder, got caught in the lems. appeal the case. Alvin Nickerson

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Coven Monday, Feb. 10, 1986 PageS' College admissions policy called elitist, discriminatory

by John Lyons While the new policy would Testing fees, which are current- A new college admission poli- state admission criteria be "cap- ly paid by nursing applicants, cy, proposed by the Ministry of able of objective demonstration or could become more widespread, Colleges and Universities, was measurement", Casson said or funding could come from the termed "elitist" by Humber Pres- faculty opinions would still play a ministry, she said. ident Robert Gordon at the Jan. 27 large role in determining ability. The new policy could potential- Board of Governors meeting. "Faculty expertise must come ly result in more work for admis- The policy would see admis- into play," she said. "There will sion staffers, but a new on-line sions based on likelihood of suc- still be some subjectivity sur- computer system to be in effect for cess, instead of the present ran- rounding talent." September should make im- dom selection and first-come, Costs of implementing the new plementing the policy easier, Cas- LUNCHBAG CINEMA first-serve policy. policy are still unknown, Casson son said. "I am surprised the Liberals said. "It's a much more comprehen- TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1 and NDP have not tweaked to the "It depends to what degree we sive system. The assessment in- 11:00 and 2:30 fact it will discriminate against must assess (the applicants)," she formation could be put right into lower-income brackets," Gordon said. the system," she said. said. "Obviously, higher-income brackets, with better high schools and private schools have a better Memorial fund started chance to succeed." by John Matuzic The draft policy is expected to be in effect for the 1988-89 school Humber College has set up a year. This would require the new Memorial Scholarship Fund in policy to be included in the 1987 honor of John Davies, 32, who college calendar. died last month. Registrar Martha Casson said, The scholarship was estab- "This would be awkward, as the lished by Executive Assistant to 1987 calendar is in production in the President, Doris Tallon, in

two months. But we could do it if memory of Davies' 11 years of we were told (by the ministry) to service as an Audio/Visual doit." Technician at Humber. Applied and Creative Arts Dean number's Manager of Carl Eriksen told the board that Graphics, Kelly Jenkins, had Come and catch a 1st run video while the proposal is a "signifi- known Davies since he began the large cant change in policy, government working at the Queensway on screen TV! policy is catching up to current Campus in 1974. He said Davies John Davies

practise." . was very talented, and was very friend of Davies said Davies had Casson said presently in prog- adaptable. won two awards within the col- rams with large application loads, ''He was able to do graphics, lege system for his dedication to all students who apply before photography, and audio-visual the students and for his craft. March 1 are considered equal after setups," he said. In 1974 he won the Support QUEBEC CARNIVAL an initial test or review. The re- Davies became a lead hand Staff Award, and late in 1984 he quired number of students for the within the department in 1976, received the Student Life Award WINNER course are then randomly selected and according to Jenkins, work- for assisting in student projects. from those eligible. for trip the ed more than he should have. He Hansen also added that We have the winner the free to The new policy, she said, said Davies was very well liked, Davies had a great sense of Quebec Carnival. Suzanne Newby wrote us a would require ranking of all such and was a great sailor. humor, and Monty Python films students in levels of ability. great letter as to why she deserved to win. Her Evelyn Hansen, a support were his favorites. Students applying after. the staff member with Humber's The Peel Region Coroner said submission went as follows: March deadline are taken on a Queensway Campus and a close Davies died of natural causes. first-come, first-serve basis for any remaining places. There is no better time to visit Quebec than at carnival Annual fees of $30,000 time. I am very curious as to the lifestyle in Quebec.

I am dedicated to my studies, and try to achieve the best Board questions membership marks I am capable of. I am a full time student, plus I work part-time during the week. The money I earn goes straight to by Karen Krugel ing, to discuss the cost of the ren't happy with their new posi- my education. I have had a hectic year, especially being and John Lyons Association of Colleges of Ap- tions" after a re-organization of away from home, and I think / deserve a break away from Humber's Board of Governors plied Arts and Technology of the association last fall, according school life. held a private meeting at the con- Ontario (ACAATO) membership, to Fred Hamblin, executive direc- clusion to the Jan. 27 meeting to was kept secret due to personnel tor of ACAATO. discuss a motion to study their re- matters at the ACAATO. The re-organization of Having never been to Quebec before, this would be a lationship with an Ontario college The executive and committee ACAATO came about after Met- monumental experience, spirits would be high, the air organization. secretaries of the ro- area colleges voiced dissatis- ACAATO secre- charged with excitement, and people join together for this Board members said the meet- tariat both "left because they we- faction with their memberships in reveling, exhilarating occasion. I would be absolutely thril- ACAATO, Hamblin said. led and proud to attend this annual traditional Canadian The purpose of ACAATO is to BOG position filled aid communication between the event. colleges, their boards, and the by John Lyons ministry. A former Humber student has Burton Napier, Humber BOG been elected to the vice- vice-chairman said, "In my view, chairmanship of the college's (the dispute) is not district- Board of Governors (BOG). oriented, but money-oriented. Burton Napier, TD Bank vice- Larger colleges make a larger con- president of research and develop- tribution to ACAATO. DONT FORGET... ment, was elected vice-chairman Hamblin said Humber pays of the board at the Jan. 27 $30,000 in annual fees to SAC has great services available. In the meeting. ACAATO. Service Centre there is a 5C xerox machines, Napier attended the college in If a college decided to withdraw typewriter rentals, a change JDerson for the 1969 for its membership, it a one-year computer Burton Napier ACAATO programming course. He is also a would have to do so one year in games and much more. graduate of the Committees are composed of advance, Hamblin said. University of We also have an 80% prescription re- Toronto and the Harvard Business four board members and Humber A withdrawn college would no School. President Robert Gordon, an ex- longer have access to the 37 sub- imbursement plan, a free legal aid service, free Joe Sorbara, last year's vice- officio member of the board. committees run by ACAATO, in- calculator and booster cable rentals and much chairman, replaces Molly Pellec- The program committee, which cluding the Committee of Presi- more. Drop in room A102 and keepin touch chia as chairman of the board. Pel- discusses reviews of program dents, varsity sports, and profes- lecchia left in December at the effectiveness and possible new sional development seminars. with what we have to offer! conclusion of her six-year term courses, will be chaired by Karyn "We have no correspondance, with BOG. O'Neill, last year's program vice- written or verbal that any Metro Sorbara, a lawyer, is the brother chairman. college is planning to pull-out," of Greg Sorbara, minister of col- The property committee, which said Hamblin. leges and universities. discusses buying, renovating and Napier said that while Humber Napier, in his third year with maintaining Humber property, has no intention of withdrawing the board, served on an advisory will be headed by Ray Crowne. from ACAATO at this time, Watch for this new SAC column committee for the business divi- The finance committee, which "Humber will serve notice they sion before joining BOG. reviews the financial operations of are very concerned" with the every week in Coven — we're here for you! In addition to deciding the top the college, such as equipment effectiveness of ACAATO at the board positions, BOG committe purchases and audits, is to be association's Feb. 13-14 annual 675-5051 members were also picked. chaired by Ross Robertson. meeting. Page 4 Monday, Feb. 10, 1986 Coven Caribbean college gets help Granddaddy of penmanship

by Leslie Miller after the program began the prin- institution in that country. The Mitchell wows faculty cipal of the technical college res- country is very poor and their edu- by Sue Hobbs and Mitchell drew on his own -Humber College will be send- igned, and the opportunity of fill- cational facilities are very li- Alison (garneron experience of writing his clas- ing six faculty members to the ing the position was given to him. mited," Buckley said. "Life ain't art," author sic novel Who Has Seen the Caribbean college within the next "That was part of Humber's The program is funded by the W.O. Mitchell told over 100 Wind to illustrate the point. six months to help upgrade the continuing role in trying to help Canadian International Develop- Humber faculty members at "I assure you my grade one qualifications of teachers, and im- the college down there," Buckley ment Agency over a two year the first in a series of cultural teacher was a bitch," he said. prove equipment at the St. Vin- said. period to allow Humber to com- seminars held in the Seventh "So is Brian's (the main char- cent Technical College. Humber has been involved with plete a number of projects in spe- Semester last Monday night. acter) on his first day at Dean of Health Sciences Jack St. Vincent Island since 1960, and cific areas such as technology, au- Mitchell, whose characters school. Every single bit is the Buckley returned from the island over that period of time the college dio visual, electrical, and cabinet have delighted Canadians for truth but the whole thing is a at the end of December after has sent faculty down to work, and making furniture design. more than three decades, said more dramatic lie." spending the first semester there. sent equipment and books to help "I think it shows a very strong one of the most frequently ' 'I pulled it out of my stored Buckley, who co-ordinates the the people. commitment on the part of Hum- asked questions of writers and past, which is generations be- St. Vincent program, said shortly "It's the only post-secondary ber College to international educa- their stories is, "Did that real- fore damn near every one of tion and to helping an under- ly happen?" or "Did you real- you here tonight," said the 72 developed country. They are very ly know a guy like that?" year-old Mitchell. much dependent on foreign aid to And the answer is yes, ev- Mitchell admits his style improve their educational sys- ery single bit is the truth in has not remained predictable Parking fee will increase tem," Buckley said. Mitchell's case. over the years and said he dis- While Buckley was in St. Vin- by Karen Krugel "But the whole thing is a appointed many reviewers cent he was responsible for the more meaningful, dramatic with his novel The Vanishing Parking fees at all Humber College campuses will increase five per administration of the technical lie," he said, neatly introduc- Point. cent in September. college. The college has about ing his lecture entitled. The "It was about a Stony Indi- The motion was passed at a Board of Governors finance committee 1,200 students, 26 full-time Magic Lie: Literature and the an selling his sister as a meeting Jan. 20. teachers, and 9 programs, either Creative Experience. whore," he said. "Quite a The present cost, $32.25 per semester and $62 for two semesters will one or two years long. Mitchell (the W.O. stands few reviewers said, 'Is this the increase to $34 and $65 respectively. Buckley said the St. Vincent for William Ormand) com- dear old fellow who dangled "The new rates are consistent with what is being charged at other program is a great benefit to pared writing to painting, us on his knee... who gave us colleges," said BOG finance committee chairman, Ross Robertson. Humber. -- saying a painter is luckier than sentimental stories about a Daily parking rates will stay at the current rate of $1 .25 for now. "It gives so many of our a writer because painting is boy growing ' up?'" The next increase would be to $ 1 .50, which would be too significant teachers the opportunity to get ex- separate from a painter, in a And who does Mitchell like at this time. I think we'll put it up in a year or two and play catch-up rather perience in international educa- way a writers work isn't. to read? D.H. Lawrence? than raising it (daily cost) a nickel at a time," said Robertson. tion, and the personal develop- "If (a painter) were like a ''Lady Chatterly's Lover is However, the Student's Association Council feels the increase is ment that accompanies that is of writer, he would only have to a piece of crap," he said. "arbitrary", according to SAC president Dara Boyer. great benefit to our own programs do self-portraits of himself his "The trouble with Lawrence "We are going to voice an objection," said Boyer. and our own students here," he whole life," he said. "(But) a is that he was such a puritan. Since the fee increase has already been discussed at the finance said. il lot of work a writer does, still He wrote it as an act of out- committee meeting, the objection by SAC may have little or no effect on Buckley added that Humber is remains very close to auto- raged rebellion." the new parking costs, according to Boyer. working on proposals for new biographical," he conceded. "Writers do not read as Day care facilities will also see an increase in April. funding so the program can con- Mitchell, who also teaches much as they let on (but) I The child development centre will increase its costs by $30 in each tinue after the old funding runs creative writing, warned be- enjoy reading Shaw," he program. Costs vary for infants, toddlers and pre-schoolers. The monthly out. ginning writers not to fall into said. cost for the Humber Day Care will also increase from $380 to $410. "Our intention is that the rela- the trap of trying to "out Bruce Hunter, a human stu- Increases are expected for the day care programs again in October. tionship with this college be a long I avant-garde" each other. dies faculty member, who term one - to try to upgrade the "One of the greatest things emceed the seminar, had pre- facilities there." most helpful to a young wri- viously been taught by Mitch- ter, is to have vividly com- ell at the Banff School of Fine municated the link between Arts in Alberta. the writer's unique past and "Mitchell was wonderful. the stories or poems or novels He was supportive and en- he may write," he said. couraging, like a father."

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If there's one thing Humber students have it's imagina- tion. When asked, "What do you want from your sweetheart on Valentine's Day," the replies range from the subliminal to the silly.

Robin Shearer "A red Ferrari"

ly loaded and a full tank of gas." Peter Campagna is a second-year Personnel Man- agement student. "I want a sweetheart. Ab- out five' seven" to five' nine", blue eyes. That's ab- out it," he said.

PHOTO BY PETER LANGILLE Peter Campagna "I want a sweetheart" Do you want a job?— * Vou better be ready,' according to industry panelists pictured here, Recently, technology students took two days to discuss their future with business people. Take Tony Zerjavic, a second-year Electronics stu- Careers '86 dent. "I don't really want any- thing from her. I basically want to give her something," 'Sell yourself Irr job-hunt' Zeijavic said. Later he added, "I just want her to show me a good time." Third-year Film and Tele- by Peter Langille from each of the industry panel- Career Day held for technology vision student, Brian Lock- Bowles The recent technology divi- ists, the sessions included a vigor- students and there have been Jessie hart wants something more sion's 'Career Day '86' brought ous question and answer segment. changes from last year. The key **dinner for two" creative. students and industry together Among (he subjects students change was breaking the seminars "A few hours in the hot tob Food Industry Technician v^ith results that one student called showed keen interest in during the down to five smaller groups frpm under a palm tree in South Program teacher Jessie "priceless." questioning were: what are em- the two large panels of the pre- California." Bowles said this: "I would The two day seminar, (Jan. 29 ployers looking for?; how will my; vious year which cut down the size I Robin Shearer, third-year just love a romantic dinner for and 30) held in the North Campus' college record make a difference?; of each group and focused the !*' Business Administration stu- two with nobody asking me to 7th Semester, brought together as well as many of the specifics of topics more clearly. * dent said, "A red Ferrari, ful- do anything." about 500 technology students and getting a job. Also the scheduling was altered 19 representatives from technolo- Out of the 19 panelists who so less class time would be lost. gy businesses. spoke during the seminars, almost The main purpose in setting up half of them were Humber gradu- the seminars was to prepare ates. Also, Peter Broadhurst of attending students for the job Litton Systems, had previously market. been on the Board of Directors of Safety Engineering Program Humber College. Co-ordinator Jim Montgomery, The only technology area not who co-organized the event, said represented at the seminar was the SUMMER JOB technology students are "noto- Chemistry department. Bob rious for not being able to sell Echenbach, chairman of Hum- themselves," and that these semi- ber' s Pure and Applied Science nars bring the students face to face program, explained that they CAROUSEL CLASSICS INC. HAS with the business world. already have extensive job prepa- Also organizing was Deanna ration and industry liason prog- McKenzie of Placement Services. rams. OPENINGS THAT WILL ADD She suggested that Career Days To back this up he mentioned will "increase chances of employ- that third year graduates in his area ment right away." have 100 per cent placement. VALUABLE EXPERIENCE TO Following an opening reniiark This was only the second YOUR EDUCATION. SOME i Humber campus stores \m ® s PART-TIME POSITIONS Vm YOUR COMPUTER STORE THE SUMMER BREAK. IN THE GOLD RUSH BEFORE 4 EPSON INFORMATION INTERVIEWS Anoto CofimilM'. Inc. ARE BEING CONDUCTED THE

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John Fabrizio, whose occupation these days is to administer that estimable watering hole CAPS, is apparently no friend to Hum- ber'$ radio broadcasting students. For Fabrizio, ensuring that the students' FM station CHCR is reaching pub denizens is about as pressing a priority as making sure his ashtrays are clean. Nice guy. One might hazard a guess that Fabrizio feels no sympathy toward the frustration of students involved in a communications discipline who are denied a suitable outlet for their labors. Whether or not any sort of agreement exists between CHCR and CAPS for specific periods of airtime is irrelevant. It's Fabrizio's startling lack of concern that's the truly unsettling issue. Our council representatives have often been known to comment on the need for a strengthening of student interaction throughout Humber College. This whole CHCR thing is an excellent case in point, and a starting block on which to build some of that much sought after sense of community. The powers that be down in CAPS have at their disposal a radio station run by students who are more than eager to cater to the tastes of Humber listeners. It's beyond us why any opposition to broadcasting CHCR in CAPS exists at all. If Humber is to have areas where students regularly congregate, and if music is a factor in adding something positive to those environments, and if Humber College happens to have a good FM station, a means by which broadcasting students gain practical experience... Well, it seems pretty obvious, doesn't it? How about giving the radio broadcasting students a good solid vote of confidence, or at least let them know we're aware of their existence. cheers

• to students and faculty at the York-Eglinton Centre for dis- playing apathy towards Coven. Do they know something^ we 4 don't? • to Jim Davison, who'll be ending his duties as our vice president, administration, on June 30. Davison hopes to teach administrative courses at Humber part-time when he's retired. This college is lucky to have someone of his calibre offering his teaching services. Thank you, Mr. Davison! letters • to the college, for improving the educational lot of the island of St. Vincent. For the last 25 years Humber has sent faculty, equipment, and books to the island. For the next two years, the Canadian International Development Agency will fund Humber's The spirit of radio students program, which aims to provide expertise in the areas of technolo- gy, audio visual, electrical, and cabinet making. • to SAC for selling tickets a full day in advance of each pub, to Dear Editor: sented in the article, namely as come contributing members of our lessen confusion and ticket-buying rancor. burdens of charity and objects of society. A small item in the last issue of pity- Good journalists know the re- Coven, "Radio Students Raise However unconscious that sponsibility and power the media jeers $360 for Mentally Handicapped' might have been, the effect was have in helping to shape public caught our eye and left a sour tSste nonetheless a negative one, quite opinion and public attitudes. in our mouth. the opposite to what ground has Here is an example of destruc- • to the people who are ensuring CAPS' Designated Driver We applaud Humber' s radio been achieved over the past few tive journalism, reneging on that Program gets off to a rocky start. the students for their public spirit and years in the area of equal rights. In responsibility. Under program, a group of drinkers designates concern for fellow citizens. actual fact, our own college is pro- Sincerely Yours, one person as a non-drinker, who will drive However, we deplore the out- viding opportunities for people that group home. The Designated Driver gets a sticker, which Terry Doyle dated, stigmatizing manner in who live with disabilities entitles him to free non-alcholic drinks all to President,Lakeshore SAC. night. If he drinks which such citizens were pre- achieve success, fmd jobs and be- alcohol, he forfeits the sticker Helene de Forestier, and must pay for his night's non- C.I.C.E. Program alcoholic beverages. According to CAPS bartenders, recent De- Dawn Scott Curtis, signated Drivers drank alcohol, thus not abiding by the rules. Pelle Out of focus D.S.W. Program Lindbergh's ghost is laughing uproariously... Melanie Panitch, Faculty, • to the Pipe and Humberger: their food dispels the notion that C.I.C.E. Program. 'nothing is forever.' Dear Editor: publish the fact that Humber Col- With regards to the news item lege has set up a Memorial Scho- concerning the untimely death of larshipPund in his name, to which MONDAY. John Davies in the Jan. 20 edition contributions are gratefully JAN. 20, 1986 of Coven, we wish to express our accepted. VOL. 14, NO. 16 disgust with your choice of the Dave Bradley photograph used to accompany Maureen Wager the story. Audio Visual Production HUMBER COLLEGE OF APPLIED ARTS AND TECHNOLOGY It was in poor taste, and in our Department opinion, totally unnecessary to Qufeensway A Campus '. M stoop this low by using such a Janet Smellie - Editor photograph for its obvious shock '.'.y. '.'.'.'.'.'. '.'.'.'.'. Rick Vanderiinde Managing Editor value, when the decent thing to Don Douloff, Tara McKnight, Ursula Mertins News Editors have done would have been to run Applaud Dante Damiani, Jeff Wilks Editorials a picture of John the way his Tim Kraan, Mike Williscraft Features Editors friends and fellow workers re- Dave Canivet, Mike Anderson Sports Editors member him. Dear Editor: Steve Nichols, Donna Ranieri Entertainment Editors You are not the National En- I can't resist any longer. I am Kevin Mcintosh photo Editor quirerl Rather, you are a news- going public. Coven is doing a Alison Cameron, Gerry Gibbs, Karen Krugel Advertising paper that reports on the Humber fantastic job this semester. The Tina Ivany staff Supervisor College community and as such paper is 'meaty' and the layout is Don Stevens Technical advisor should exercise discretion when it excellent. Congratulations! Poven, an independent college newspaper, is produced weekly by the students of Humber comes to material such as this. Coven has to be the best student College newspaper around. Humber College of Applied Arts and Technology, 205 Humber Our sentiments are shared by College Blvd.. RexdaleOnt. M9W 5L7. Publisher J.I. Smith, Co-ordinator, Journalism Program. many of the staff here at the Sincerely, Main newsroom. North campus. Room L225. 675-31 1 Carl Eriksen, Dean (416) 1, Ext. 4513, 4514. Member of the Audit Bureau of Ciitulation. Advertising Queensway Campus. deadline Monday 9 a.m. Applied and Creative Arts We are enclosing a photograph For National Advertising, this paper is a member of The Campus of John which you might use to Division Network, 310 Davenport Road, Toronto, Ontario M5H 3K2 (416) 925-6358 II r fl JL Coven Monday, Feb. 10, 1986 Page 7

Females focus on film, Is it Urenus or Uraynus?. erase sexist attitudes by Tom ^ , by Janice Robinson Foley

Females in first-year cinematography be may In that stage there was a lot of 'attitude' there but Don't look now, but that's Voyager II whizzing past Uranus few and far between but entering a male dominated that quickly went away," she said. taking close-up pictures. industry doesn't bother them a bit. Pat Kearney, who teaches first-year History of Such an assertion may have been funny in the past, but the Cinematography, better known as Film and Tele- Documentary Film, TV Program Formats, Script language gnomes have apparently altered the pronunciation of the vision Production, prepares students to work at writing and Direction says he "always tries to potentially embarrassing word. several jobs in the film and television industry. maintain a non-sexist attitude." To maintain decorum newscaster^ these days place the accent on Out of 60 students in the first-year class, only "I don't treat female students any different than the first syllable rather than the second, a modification which five are women. male students because I have worked in film and nullifies that old chestnut about toilet tissue and the Starship The percentage of females applying at Humber television abroad (England and Ireland) where the Enterprise searching for Klingons. for this varies from year to year, but this program percentage of women working in the industry is far Still, tlie friendly neighborhood dictionary sanctions both ver- year applications from were at their lowest. women higher than in Canada," Kearney said. sions, so what's to stop this ink-stained wretch from indulging in However, two students, Michelle (ironically some mindless verbiage at the expense of Uranus? nicknamed Mike) Ouellette, 19, and Cynthia <'. Anyway, it's not as if the Light years to go" seventh planet from the sun was named Wood, 20, are not bothered by this low representa- by some wise-guy astronomer/proctologist with an asinine sense of tion. humor. first, peers to look at and is less "At male seem you But Canada far male dominated in this It seems it was those decadent Romans and their crazy pantheon you're here," Ouellette said. industry to the wonder why "They compared United States. They've of deities that began the whole stink in the first place. don't really take you that seriously." got "light years to go" in terms of females in the As Roman gods go, Uranus is the daddy of Saturn, who is in turn Ouellette gave an of that attitude. film television example and business, Kearney said. Jupiter's old man, so it all makes sense if you picture the planetary Early in the year she was selected to be the Ouellette 's goal is to become a director and wri- scheme of things. director of a small program her group was ter for major motion pictures. TV It sure is a good thing Uranus is a relatively boring planet doing. of the in the group said, "You're "I don't think One men women should feel they have to compared to those others. God knows what kind of hilarity would direct?" letting HER work harder than a man to succeed at something or ensue had the names of all three planets been somehow mixed up, still get that attitude," said. "So you she to prove to them (men) they can do it," Ouellette what with Saturn's rings and Jupiter's meandering red blotch. "But after you've done a bit of work, you've said. (Actually, Voyager II has unearthed evidence of rings around shown them you're not just thdre to fool around. says doesn't more females Kearney he know why Uranus; but they resist photography, which is probably just as Now I'm treated as one of the guys." don't enroll for this program. He cannot recall a well.) agreed with Ouellette. time student out of Wood when a female dropped because If you happen to think Uranus is silly, it's worth your while "It's in the feeling-out stage at the very begin- pressure or problems with male students. remembering some of the other monikers that were being bandied ning when everyone's trying to establish who's Female graduates of Cinematography are cur- about at the time of the planet's discovery in 1781. good, who isn't; who's worth working with, who rently working at CBC, City-TV and video editing Some unimaginative fellow suggested the appellation George, isn t. facilities. after the contemporary King of England. (That same goof had previously suggested the name Murray when Saturn was first identified, but it just didn't have the right ring to it.) Another dullard proposed tagging Uranus, Herschel in homage to its discoverer. Hard to believe, but who would dare doubt the veracity of the Encyclopedia Brittannica? Men from Herschel land in Hackensack I have an unsettling vision of big black print screaming from the tabloids along the supermarket checkout line — MEN FROM HERSCHEL LAND IN HACKENSACK. ' 'Witnesses described the aliens as sombre-looking beings wear- ing long beards, eating bagels with cream cheese,' and muttering, •Do I know from Earth?'" Forgive me my forwardness, but I'd rather have Uranus than Herschel. Let's face it, nothing beats a good foul-smelling double entendre. For example, how about this headline on the Science page of last Monday's Globe and Mail: 'Moons of Uranus surprise experts.' I'll bet they did. And you couldn't even remember what you did last night. And here's Carl Sagan singing praise to Voyager II, saying, "Had we lived 50 years ago, we could never have learned what Uranus was like." No offense, but of all the billions and billions of bits of know- ledge available, that is probably one everybody could just as soon do without. As for Voyager 11 itself, a large cylinder-shaped hunk of metal rocketing around Uranus, all I can say is, "Better yours than PHOTO BY JANICE ROBINSON mine." A WOniBn S place — is Ui the movie studio, according to first-year cinematography student, Michelle Ouellette. She is one of only five female students in a class of 60. notes from under things

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I'm a culinary fascist. restaurants in Toronto," but was I find the service at the Humber known people who've had burnt Fascism, in this case, means re- concerned that the students were Room to be friendly but ill- entrees at Winston's (and been fusing to tolerate mediocre chefs being taught culinary shortcuts. informed. Servers should know burned by snotty service); at the and ill-informed waiters. "I want the college not to lead opinion the food they're serving: they acclaimed La Grenouille (in Sadly, each of the above exists students down the garden path of should know what's in it, and Toronto), I ate a horrid 'cream of at Humber College (and, of cornstarch and soup base," she should taste it so they to can make vegetable soup' that used Camp- ft. course, in the outside worid). wrote. recommendations to their diners. bell's tomato soup as its base. I've Last April, the Globe and Well. by Don I've always encountered extreme- endured ignorant, inefficient wai- Mail's restaurant critic, Joanne The response Kates provoked ly friendly, reasonably efficient ters in expensive Toronto res- Kates, wrote a dinner review of was bemusing. Several Humber Douloff servers who often know nothing taurants. Even Taillevent, the the Humber Room. instructors in the Hospitality Divi- about their chefs fare. famed Parisian restaurant rated Kates correctly decried the use sion were outraged by Kates' re- I find that appalling — what are three stars by the exalted Guide of cornstarch in the port sauce that marks. A letter to the editor in the students working in the Humber they teaching these students? Pre- Michelin, has been guilty of food accompanied her entree, and the Globe excoriated Kates for her Room should no more apologize sumably these graduates will be poisoning. powdered base in her cream of arrogance. for their lab situation than should working in fine eateries, catering I don't want Humber to per- chicken soup, and other faults in In both cases, the attitude was, the staff and students working in to a knowledgeable clientele. petuate poor service and sub- the cooking. "The Humber Room is a clas- Coven. They should be at least as know- standard preparation, and then re- She couched her remarks about sroom and can't be criticized." At Coven we receive criticism ledgeable as their clientele on mat- fuse to listen to learned opinion on f the student waiters' fumblings in These people miss the point. regularly, realizing that we're ters gastronomic. same. The whining that I endured acerbic, and slightly condescend- Just because the Humber Room is here to learn. The Humber Room I don't seek perfection from the following Kates and my columns ing, tones. She went on to say that a classroom doesn't mean it's im- must learn to do the same. If they Humber Room — I just wish was lamentably unprofessional. she generally liked the Humber mune from criticism. It's a real can't stand the heat, perhaps they they'd get off their high course C'mon, guys and gals. Take Room, saying it "is better than 50 restaurant, one that charges peo- should get out of Humber's and accept criticism. your work seriously, but stop tak- per cent of the so-called French ple to eat its cuisine. The staff and kitchen. No restaurant is perfect. I've ing yourselves so seriously. '^ ^, ^a)giB 8 . Mon,djiy, Feb. 10» >986 Coven lifestyle

Humber rides high Photos by Kevin Mcintosh at Motorcycle '86

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1P«*"1 Amongst a barrage of demin and leather, buttons, badges and crests, this year's Motorcycle '86 Show proved to be more successful than last year for all factions involved. Trish Olsthoom, a Fashion Modeling and Related Careers student from Mitchell, Ontario was chosen Miss Motorcycle '86 from a field of over 30 entrants. The participants were judged by show organizers, Peter Spring and Harold Shield through auditions and interviews during the week prior to the show. "As Miss Motorcycle '86, my job is to act as spokesperson or repre- sentative by welcoming people to the show, talking to the press, posing for pictures, visiting the different booths, you know, basic PR," said Miss Olsthoom. "I've also learned a lot from being here, it's a great experience and I think I would even like to own a bike someday." Humber Fashion Modeling and Related Careers students, Kim Curry, Marion D'Mello, Sheila Kenney, Kris Ko, Jeanette Patterson, Natalie Semchyshyn, along i^H with Trish Olsthoom provided the entertainment in ii^l the eight fashion shows which were presented over the three day event. The show was made possible by the efforts of Kathy Hubbert, Fashion Modeling and Related Careers ^, , program coordinator. Hubbert was Students lend a hand Cynort ana sassy approached by Motorcycle '86 organizers because of the success

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achieved with last year's production. "My main concern is to try and get as many students as possible involved and exposed," said Hubbert. The half-hour shows were drawing crowds of almost 100 people. "The response has been great and seems to be getting better for each show," said Hubbert. Commentary for the shows was provided by Karen Wiiliams, a gradu- ate of last year's Fashion Modeling and Related Careers program. This year, she is freelancing, scripting, photostyling and highlighting fashion shows. Modeling students also served as show hostesses helping sponsors such as the Toronto Star at their contest booth. Humber College's Motorcycle Training program has been represented at the show for the last five years. The program which trains over 2000 people a year, is the largest training course in North America. "The college has been quite supportive and helped to promote us reasonably well," said Frank Tomassini, chief instructor. "Our purpose at the show is to promote the course and motorcycle safety. We stress basics and defensive driving at low speeds to beginners and for people who have driven over 10,000 kilometers we teach adv- • anced road riding skills at high speeds (this dees not mean racing)." Over the three day event interested applicants were screened and about 50 people were signed up for the course. "The response from the people has been great, this is our best year yet," said Tomassini.

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Page 10 Monday, Feb. 10, 1986 Coven flash in the pan Valentine's Day origin a mystery

by Karen Smith by lottery. The origin of the yeariy celebra- The most plausible of several tion of lovers, Valentine's Day, theories is the medieval European has been nearly lost in antiquity. belief that birds/ began to mate on Historians have pondered on Feb. 14. This notion presumably many interesting yet confusing suggested that lads and lasses theories of how Valentine's Day should choose lovers on this day. came to be. DuringSt. Valentine's lifetime, The most popular theory recog- it is said that he was subject to fits nizes Valentine's Day as the mem- of epilepsy, so that after his death ory of the Christian martyr. Saint he would be the likely saint to take Valentine who was executed in the an interest in epilectic sufferers. In third century on Feb. 14. some parts of Germany, epilepsy Valentine, now regarded as the used to be known as Valentine's patron saint of lovers assisted sickness. Christian martyrs in Rome which From an unknown source, it is at that time was looked upon as a said that a Roman emperor prohi- crime. St. Valentine was arrested, bited marriage because it kept men imprisoned, and a year later taken at home and he wanted all men to PHOTO BY KEVIN MCALLISTER to the emperor whom Valentine be soldiers. St. Valentine ignored tried to convert to Christianity. this and invited young lovers to it secrets for a tasty appetizer that S 3 SnSp— Temporary secretary Sue Smith shares her St. Valentine was immediately come to him in secret to be united will bring life to any party. A loaf of bread, a can of shrimp, and thou! condemned, first beaten with with the blessings of church. clubs, then stoned, and finally be- Their secret marriages were dis- headed. While waiting for execu- covered and the emperor com- Appetizing, snappy shrimp tion, Valentine formed a manded Valentine to be thrown friendship with the blind daughter into prison and later executed. first written by Don Doulojf Smith — who uses canned • IV2 cups old Cheddar cheese of his jailor, and restored her The message sight. known using Valentine's name in Shrimp — sweet fruit de mer, shrimp instead of fresh ones be- (white), shredded Valentine wrote a farewell mes- English origin read "Good crunchy stir fry, cozy cocktails, cause "you're cooking the shrimp • 2 tsp. mayonnaise (usually use sage to her on the eve of his death Moorow, Valentine, God send barbecued sin. Terrines and tu- anyway, so it's stupid to spend the more) and signed it "From Your Valen- you ever, To Keep your promise reens. Shrimp are dehcious and money on fresh shrimp" — likes • l'/2 tsp. lemon juice tine." and bee constant ever." versatile. to serve this appetizer at partie*^ • '/4 tsp. Worcestershire sauce Another theory derives the holi- Sending a valentine card today Sue Smith, a temporary secret- Those must be some parties". • Paprika day from the ancient feast is nolonger the serious matter it ary in the Applied and Creative Roman Method of Lupercalia Feb. 14, once was. It is now just a harm- Arts office on the second floor, where 1. Slice young men and maidens less, sometimes humourous way makes an appetizer that's a quick loaves into 24 pieces Roman drew partners for the coming year of keeping in touch with friends and tasty application of shrimp. 2. Mix together ingredients ex- Shrimp Snappies cept Smith does all the cooking for her paprika and spread on husband and two boys who, she • Small submarine loaves (with toasted pieces of bread. Sprinkle reports, love her Shrimp Snap- sesame seeds) with paprika and bake at 4S(f* F pies. • / 7oz. can shrimp, drained for 3'S minutes. L Discover the DefinitelDifference

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PHOTO BY KEVIN McINTOSH 4 tSlented trio!^ Brooke Palmer, Anthony Vanderburgh and Paul Markle After a lengthy delay, the group, which derives its name from China White (a name (from left to right) form the group White China which appeared at CAPS Jan. 30. used to refer to cocaine), played top 40 tunes to a small but lively crowd. Pub empty Band performs well after delay

by Kevin Mcintosh Vegas, Johnny Hollywood and to Europe for three months where are programmed and the bass lines because ideas and opinions can be The Jan. 31 pub can be de- Bronto Crushrock II. I looked at he will work on recording an are synthesized through a moog. easily agreed on. One thing we all scribed in one word: empty. the names, laughed and informed album for Theatre Zone. "We pick the material and time agreed on was the decision nrtt to if this is An audience of more than 100 him, what he wants, it While Vanderburgh is gone, the it right to the album. It's perfect, go on the road. It takes too much patrons turned out to watch White was fme with me. band will have a temporary re- the tapes don't forget anything." time." China, or at least they tried to. The lead singer, Brooke Pal- placement. Last week the band opened for The band plays colleges and

As people waited in anticipa- mer, smiled, then took my note- "It's suicide for a band to drop 1964 (the Beatles cover band who universities because they like it tion, the CAPS disc jockey book and wrote, Paul Markle on out, even for a month," said recently played in CAPS) in a re- and they feel the crowds are less seemed to be playing a form of keyboards, bass guitar and drums, Palmer. novated church in St. Johns, Nfld. inhibited. musical chairs: starting the music, and Anthony Vanderburgh on The inspiration for White China "White China has a strong de- then stopping it, guitar and then starting it keyboards. came to Palmer after spending the malnlanders fined sense of what we want to do. again. As the fans filed out, the inter- summer in Hamburg, West Ger- We have a direction and would On the stage, lights were being view took on a different tone. Pal- many and Barcelona, Spain. He eventually like to approach a pro- checked and re-checked. mer explained the band's delay, saw Howard Jones and was sur- "It was really wierd; they cal- ducer or company with a complete Chatter among patrons at the and believe it or not they got lost. prised by the big full sound from a led us mainlanders," said Palmer. marketable product," said tables reflected a growing concern The name White China was three-piece set-up. "We stayed at the club owner's Palmer. as to whether or not the band was obtained by simply reversing Chi- Palmer's previous band, NSF, home, and they treated us like we Overall, the songs were done going to show. na White — cocaine. consisted of six members. were Wham or something." quite well — vocals were strong, Following a lengthy sound White China is happy with what "They played Larry's (Hide- The band's next gig was at the clear and convincing. The bass check, the band had still not they are doing, for the moment away) a short time ago, and I went Diamond Club. line was punchy and the lighting appeared by 10 p.m. anyway up on stage. It was different with "We were a bit nervous, but was effective. Fifteen minutes later, the early "We enjoy playing covers. all the people and a real dmm- once we got on stage it was Palmer's stage performance ex- evening was forgotten as White We're making money... and I mer," said Palmer. "I find a no- great," said Palmer. "From a cited audience participation China took to the stage. think we're good at it too," said ticeable change having no dmm- business point of view having a throughout both one hour sets. Palmer, "This doesn't mean mer in White China. The dmms smaller band is financially better Bravo guys! we're going to do this forever, basically at this point it's a means restless patrons to an end." By the sound of things, there's Students can book parties I more than one means to Brooke Palmer. Currently he's trying to Restless patrons soon filled the juggle three careers. Aside from at the Seventh Semester floor, and that's where they stayed being the lead singer, he models for most of the night. for Armstrong (an exclusive all by Paul Bliss ' gain," Hinchcliffe said. 'When I see people having fun, male modeling agency). He's Tired of the bar scene? "We are not in the business of giving students that's what it's all about," said .appeared on commercials for Mil- Not meeting the right people at work? a chance to make money for their own pocket. Glenn Zembal, SAC's entertain- ler Beer and the Beef Marketing Why not organize your own party at Humber Students are also encouraged to use decora- ment director. Board, and has a photographic College's Seventh Semester? tions on the condition that they clean up after- The band played top 40 tunes studio at King and Dundas. Tickets usually cost less than the cover charge ward. which included the latest material Anthony Vanderburgh, an ex- at most bars, and students get a chance to wine, Humber College food services requires a from Tears for Fears, Howard Humber student, spent two years dine, and dance the night away. minimum of 75 people and a minimum charge of Jones, Dire Straits, Simple in marketing and then another Twenty to 25 parties per school year are held $300 before a party can be confirmed. Minds, Images in Vogue, Animo- three to graduate as a writing ma- in this large dining lounge, located in the tunnel Food services provides a menu of meal sug- tion, Ah-Ha and much more. jor from the music program. across from the non-smoking section of the Pipe. gestions that offers a variety of foods such as After the first set, it was time to "1 like composing music; it's To enhance the party spirit, themes are some- lasagna, chile, or cold cuts. get some answers from White Chi- like piecing together an intricate times used. Also provided is a security guard to check for na. I walked into the dressing puzzle," said Vanderburgh. At a beach party for instance, people show up proper ID and make sure that college room which contained the band Recently, he's been involved regulations wearing sunglasses, shorts, bikinis, and or LLBO regulations are not violated. and a bevy of female fans. Need- with Neil Donnell on a single enti- Hawaiian shirts. "All the students have to do is sell tickets, less to say, this was not a serious tled, Maybe This Time. RPM "Probably the only thing we don't allow is the provide their own music, and do their own de- scene. magazine has the song on its sand," said Marianne Hinchcliffe, catering corations," Hinchcliffe said. I asked the lead singer to print charts at number 1 1 . Vander- manager of the Seventh Semester. The Seventh Semester can be rented free of the members of the band in my burgh's latest project is producing "The parties allow students to get together charge any night except Friday (additional notei3ook, not wanting to misspell the single, Over And Over, which $75 and have a good time. It's not for personal charge is added for an after hour clean up stafO- their names of course. What he is scheduled for release in March. wrote was Billy (Too Fast) Las In February, Vanderburgh travels

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Spring Fever arrives part of SAC'S plan

by Chrystelle Owens

If you're looking for some interesting activities this semester, SAC has a few treats for you. Among the events scheduled is Spring Fever week which begins today and will run until Feb. 14. This affair was organized by SAC rep. Gerard Hebert. "The theme of the entire week will be contagious fever," he said. "All week long there will be 'doctors' roaming around the school giving away T-shirts, buttons and lollipops." The doctors will be the equivalent of last year's kissing bandits. The doctors are not all that's scheduled for Spring Fever week. Other amusements include hypnotist Mike Mandel who will appear in the concourse today at noon, and a euchre tournament will get underway in CAPS at 4:30 p.m. — prizes will be provided for the tourney by Labatt's Brewery. The fun will continue on Tuesday with a 'sing for your lunch' contest

in the concourse at 11 :30 p.m. , and at 1 p.m. two psychics will be in the Quiet Lounge. Wednesday at 12:30 p.m., Yuk Yuks comedian Ron Vaudry will perform in the concourse, and at 4:30 p.m. in Caps, there will be a lip sing contest sponsored by Molson's. The Thursday of Spring Fever week will feature a spaghetti-eating contest and a special pub night featuring FM and Nash the Slash. A representative from Amstel's will give away Amstel souvenirs that night. If that isn't enough, pub night will have its own unique drink. It's called a "transfusion". The name is derived from the drink's blood red color. To conclude Spring Fever week, SAC will hold a Dating Game in the concourse. The two people who go on a date will receive a gift certificate from the Keg. Spring Fever week is not SAC's only activity planned for this semes-

ter. Debbie Thomson, activities co-ordinator, says April 1 1 will bring Humber College's first formal propi. This gala event will be held at the .Venus ballroom at Albion and Highway 27, and tickets will include flowers for the women, dinner and wine. Similiar to last semester's trip to the Library in Niagara Falls, N.Y., SAC may also off an evening at Lulu's in Cambridge, Ont. "We're not trying another .trip to the States because the drinking age went up," says Thomson. March 17-21 will also bring Humber Women's week. Plans for this week include seminars on such topics as car maintenance, domestic abuse, dressing professionally and AIDS. Trivia buffs will be treated to a Trivial Pursuit contest on March 10. Winners of die contest will form a team which will travel to St. Clair College in Windsor for the Ontario competition. Prizes for the Windsor championship include $4,000 for first place, $2,000 for second and $1,000 for third. Also beginning that week is SAC's free income tax clinic. The service is set up to help students who are unsure of how to fill out their forms. It will run until April 25. ,

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Nolte stars Flick has crazy cast by Tom Killorn (Nick Nolte), a bum who, after Dave to spend the night with his In the new film Down And Out losing his dog, decides to drown hobo friends at a beach. Dave In Beverly Hills, the wealthy Los himself in the swimming pool of a emerges from this experience with Angeles suburb is the setting for Beverly Hills' home. Jerry, a renewed vigor which he hopes to this very unusual tale. however, is saved by the pool's pass on to his family. The story centers around Jerry owner, Dave Whiteman (Richard He is thwarted in this goal by Dreyfuss) who takes him into his his neurotic wife who is off in a

opulent home. world of her own. In time he is Sattalites Once inside the house, Jerry is able to bring his family closer confronted by a cast of characters together with the help of the lov- reggae beat who are crazier than he is. able bum. Dave's wife Barbara (Bette Nolte's character is a smooth Midler) is a Zen housewife who operator who constantly brings the entertaining consults a guru and hires a family into his own world. He psychiatrist for their dog. The keeps the story going by coming by David Cox PHOTO BY GREG GORMAN Whiteman's teenage son Max is a up with a steady stream of one- The Toronto-based reggae punk rocker and their daughter liners. Hockey hopefuls!— Rob Lowe, left, and Patrick Swayze group Sattalites entertained audi- Jenny is anorexic. Dreyfuss and Midler's por- star in the new hockey flick Youngblood which opened across the ences Feb. 1 with their lively and In a matter of time Jerry has trayals, however, are not quite as country Jan. 31. original brand of music at the taken control of the house and endearing. Their characters tend Bamboo Club on Queen St. W. eventually has an affair with all to complain so much that by the Sattalites played an interesting the women in the home. end of the movie they become irri- Limited action assortment of reggae classics, reg- He gets away with it all because tating. gae remakes, and some original the Whiteman family is fascinated This satirical look at upper- material from their debut L.P. by the freedom which this bum class society is currently playing in The group consists of nine represents. at the Uptown and Eglinton Youngblood members, but the focus in per- One evening, Jerry invites theatres. formance is on flugelhom player JoJo Bennett and his sidekick, by Sarah Michener to the big leagues. lead vocalist, Fergus Hambleton. There are 10 seconds left in the So now your saying, "This These two performers provide the final period. He positions his stick doesn't sound like a typical Rob dramatic contrast on stage which Advance tickets and gazes down at the puck; he Lowe movie!". Your're not far is the essence of their live per- lifts his head and glares at the off. Besides his fling with his formance. goaltender. landlady and bedroom scene with The Sattalites brand of reggae available for Pub Will he score the most crucial his girlfriend, played by Cynthia has a distinct North American by Karen Murray goal of the game or will the visit- Gibb, Lowe plays a very clean feel, and is heavily influenced by ing team skate away with the win? cut, small town poor boy. If there jazz. The emphasis is on exciting Students don't have to wait until th« last minute anymore to The suspense is making your skin is such a thing. hom playing and strong rythym. purchase pub tickets. crawl. One of the best parts about the Among the highlights of the Advance tickets are now being sold iall day Wednesday in the Unfortunately that last killer movie is that it is Aimed on loca- Sattalites performance were cover SAC office. goal, like the new movie Young- tion in Toronto. In the movie versions of a large demand for advance tickets is expected, CAPS i Bob Marley's Roots, When blood, never quite makes it into Lowe is from the United States but Rock, Reggae, and the Beatles She staff will be hired to sell them in CAPS. the net. Instead the puck slowly comes to Canada to try out for the Loves You. This motion was passed at a full Cc^iiKil a month ago I meeting makes its way down the ice and Hamilton Mustangs. Though the Hambleton is reggae 's version according to SAC Administrative Assistant, Penny Anderson (who stops just short of the goal. movie takes place in Canada the of Paul McCartney with his soft, was speaking on behalfof Entertainmeitt Director, Glenn Zembal). Rob Lowe's latest movie American attitute towards Cana- melodic voice and pop sensibility. Wednesday advance ticket sales begsoi on Jan. 22 for the Grot- Youngblood, opened in Toronto dians comes through when Bennett is more dynamic on stage, tybeats Pub. theatres Friday Jan. 31. Lowe's brother Kelly, played by and is a passionate hom-player. Anderson said the reason for the change is because many stu- Lowe plays a farm boy whose Jim Youngs, refers to Canadians The music is devoid of much of dents complained of having difficulty getting tickets on ThOirsdays ambition in life is to become a as Canucks. reggae 's political and religious because of classes and other conflicts. professional hockey player. The production can be easily content, and thus is aimed at a SAC believes the extra day of advance sales should help end that Except for the occasional body- summed up as a contemporary wider audience. problem. check or fight, the action is li- drama about friendship, love and The group's idea of reggae is Turnout for the Grottybeats pub was low, with only 150 people mited. the quest for personal victory in primarily a mode of entertainment in attendence. The movie shows the harsh the world of competitive sports. and not a vehicle for enlighten- However, for a sold-out pub such as David Wilcox, advance realities young hockey hopefuls They say a book is an easy read, ment. They certainly know how to ticket sales a day before should ease the rush. go through when trying to make it well this movie is an easy watch. entertain! EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES placement services

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A PROFESSIONAL, DELUXE ONLY $10 ! ! "It (financing) all depends on GRAD PORTRAIT SIHING 6 - 8 POSES the size of the project," she said. WITH A MONEY BACK She said SAC's budget will GUARANTEE allow spending only up to $500,000. YOU RECEIVE: Cohen admitted that one of the • ALL NEGATIVES possibilities, putting a dome over • ALL PROOFS COURTESY OF THE the amphitheatre, would be well CI* * lU PHOTOGRAPHY DEPARTMENT • ADDRESSES AND INSTRUCTIONS over Boyer' s limit. SnOp tSlK — World renowned Toronto Star photographer, FOR MAILORDER LABORATORIES "That one would be nearer to Boris Spremo discussed AND RETOUCHING SERVICES his craft with Humber photography stu- the million $1 mark," he said. dents last THE PROFESSIONALS USE! week. A staff photographer with the Star since 1966, Cohen said a larger project like • Spremo has won 180 national and international awards, SAVE BY EUMINATING" THE this would take at least until the and he holds MIDDLE MAN! the distinction fall of 1987. ofbeing the first Canadian to win the gold metal at the "A smaller project could be World Press Photo Competition. From left to right; Boris Spremo, 25 feasible within a year," he said, Henry Pane, and the photography course co-ordinator Bert Hofe- GET 8 X 10's AS LOW AS $2. "It all depends on the funds." nichter. (OTHER SIZES AT COMPARABLE SAVINGS) "TRAVEL A LITTLE—SAVE A LOT i-uu program * OFFER AVAILABLE FOR A continues LIMITED TIME ONLY * All photographs will be taken at: despite weak survey results THE TRIUMPH HOTEL by Carmela La Penna claimed they Keele and 401 were Designated Drivers Program is endorsed by A new program, designed to Drivers were not playing by the the Canadian Association of Starting: keep drunk rules. FEBRUARY 24 drivers off the road, is Chiefs of Police Research Found- AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT, experiencing some growing pains In addition, the bartender said ation Inc., Mothers Against at Humber that the ARRANGE FOR YOUR SITTING NOW College. few supposed Designated Drunk Drivers, People to Reduce According to a survey taken last Drivers did in fact drink alcoholic Impaired Driving Everywhere, CALL Thursday night beverages 283-3056 at CAPS, many through the course of and other organizations involved' people knew about the program, the night. .with the drinking and driving but only 35-per cent were aware The Canadian Club Designated issue. that it actually was offered at the GD/VD POQTQAim PLU6 pub. i In the Designated Driver Prog- ram one person in your party re- Enrolment drops ceives free, non-alcoholic bever- Peter by Morfitt . ages all night. This person identi-' Humber College's enrolment declined by about 1,000 students fied as the Designated Driver between November 1985, and January 1986, according to Reg- wears a sticker. istrar Martha Casson. The Designated Driver is re- Full-time enrollment has fallen to approximately 7,600 students sponsible for driving the others in from a level of 8,800 last November. The transfer of 330 students the party to their home, to public from full-time to part-time studies accounts for part of the loss. CHCR-FM transit or to a taxi. "It's pretty consistent across the board (college-wide), and it's If the Designated Driver does pretty consistent among the colleges." Casson said. order an alcoholic beverage, he Despite the decline, Casson is not surprised by this year's must turn in the identification figures. sticker and pay for all the non- She offers several reasons why students leave full-time studies. alcoholic drinks he had been pre- ROCKS IN Some opt to "job out," by pursuing full-time jobs in their chosen viously served. fields, while financial strains force other students to quit, Casson The survey also showed that said. three per cent of CAPS' patrons Also, she added that lack of academic progress is one factor tliat considered themselves partici- the college is trying to address directly. pants, but nobody received free "Many students who thought that they might need to drop out drinks. CAPS were introduced into peer tutoring, or we were able to point them According to one of the barten- into a support direction that has given that extra impetus to stay," ders, nobody was eligible for free said Casson. USTEN TO THE MUSIC drinks because people who ALL BRAND NEW HITS I ALLOUR OLD RECORDS WERE I I SOLD AT OUR SAI£ I I Use This Coii|on For A $1.00 Diseount I At HEAR THE LATEST I I do i WOODBINE CENTRE ROCK I I SOO AEXDALE BLVD. (AT HWY. 27)

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by Slav Katsoulis '-. others, he said, will be formed as Humber and other Metro com- the demand for certain skills in- munity colleges may have to crease. undergo major changes because of "I certainly anticipate in the the diminishing pool of high foreseeable future that we are still school students. going to be a comprehensive col- Keelesdale Assistant Dean Bill lege offering a variety of programs Holmes said as the number of high to students," said Eriksen. school students steadily de- creases, and demographics sug- gest this trend will continue into Money the 1990s, community colleges will have to become less compre- hensive and more specialized in problems order to exist. The Toronto area has too many by Jennifer Fairman colleges which offer similar prog- rams, but doesn't have enough The money which would be re- quired to improve students to support them all, said faculty work- Holmes. load, is still the key issue in nego- "Humber offers a broad spec- tiations between the Council of trum of programs. This may not be Regents (COR) and Ontario's Public Service appropriate in the next five to 10 Employees Union PHOTO BY KARiN NILSSON years." (OPSEU). stuff! — Even though enrolment has uicreased in aerobic training, classes John Strut your "We may have to begin spe- Huot, president of OPSEU local have been slimmed down due to economic cutbacks. cializing in certain programs and 562, maintains COR's esti- eliminating others," he said, mates of these costs are inflated. Economic cutbacks adding such an approach would "The costs that the Council of Re- eliminate overlap. gents say would be needed are way higher "Humber is not in a panic over than we say are accu- this-situation," noted Holmes. rate," Huot said. However, he Aerobics training cut "It's something that's been fore- said the two sides seen for a long time and we're are edging closer to what the costs of those improvements would be. by Karin Nilsson has been excercising regularly since the program working at it." COR Media Spokesman Bill E>espite an increasing number of students en- started, said she would rather pay for the classes A lot of the college's efforts in Correll says the negotiations are at rolled in the fitness program at the north campus than see the schedule cut. academic planning and new prog- a delicate stage and more propos- this semester, the athletics department has been However, according to Whitney, such a plan ramming for the future concen- als have been made. forced to reduce the number of classes due to is not even being considered. trate on this problem. Determining costs is a "fairly economic cutbacks. From only two classes a week in 1984, the Applied and Creative Arts Dean complex system," according to The department no longer offers as many program expanded to 13 classes a week and now Carl Eriksen said Humber will Huot, because "instructors have lunch-hour classes as last semester. has been cut back to nine. probably not experience any dras- quite diverse kinds of teaching "Of course I wasn't pleased about it," noted The training ranges from aerobics classes to tic changes in the near future. assignments." In addition, he co-ordinator Dawn Whitney. stretch—and—tone exercises and weight Some programs may be cancelled says more credit should be given Deanna McKenzie, a Placement Officer who training. because of poor enrollment but in terms of marking assignments.

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' ' 'WrW5'B!!B^!!?!iPS«!!!^^^^'^ ;i;{ :"jah %»;;:»;: by Mary Beth Marlatt buted to the successful season. Humber's varsity badminton "I think the reason we're in first team wants some respect and have place is that we have a well- earned it after defeating Centen- balanced team. It's fun, but it's nial College in the Metro Cup fin- work too. I try to bring both facets als Monday Feb. 3. into the game." The team, coached by Terry The team now advances to the Maksymjuk, shovved great con- regional finals which are to be sistency and skill by winning three held at Centennial College Feb. 15 out of the five matches. and 16. In the regular season's final The top two teams at the region- standings, Humber finished in als will then advance to the OCAA front of Centennial by winning 27 championships held this year at of 40 matches. Since Humber and Canadore College in North Bay. Centennial finished one-two in the Maksymjuk is very optimistic standings, they qualified for the about his team's chances. Metro Cup finals, a tournament "This is our toughest challenge started by Humber to give regional this year because Centennial has badminton teams more chances to very experienced players." play throughout the year to keep Maksymjuk said his team is the sport going. playing well and chances for Maksymjuk feels the Cup will advancment to the OCAA finals be a smashing success for the fu- are good. ture and hopes other regions will Team members are Erhan Tjan- follow suit. dranuraga, men's singles; Lavin- The men's and women's dou- der Rai and Virgil Chin, men's bles and the men's singles teams doubles; Ciril Iskra and Charlene mi won their matches with the mixed Sullivan, mixed doubles; Roxan- PHOTO BY MARY BETH MARLATT Boisvert, doubles and women's singles ne women's singles; Get resdy!— number men's doubles partners Lavinder Rai (left) and Virgil Chin set themselves teams coming very Angela Chan and Debbie Ware, close. for action in the Metro Cup badminton finals against Centennial. See page 19 for photo of Humber's Maksymjuk believes consisten- women's doubles; Ricardo Baksh varsity team, the newly-crowned Metro Cup champion. cy is the vital factor which contri- and Cheryl Fernandez, extras. V-ball Hawks finish fourth gym sHorts Anderson by Mike Humber completed the all- Bowman. "We definitely missed In most sports leagues, a team tournament schedule with a pair of her."

that wins 10 of 13 matches would wins and losses Feb. 1 at George Previous work commitments be in first place. Brown College. The Hawks drop- kept Lahey out of the event. Stats However, most leagues are not ped their first two matches of the Humber opened the day with a like the OCAA Women's Tier II day to the first-place Durham close 15-12, 9-15, 10-15 loss to volleyball loop. The Humber the Lords Lords (13-0) and the second-place before dropping its third and Hawks can attest to that. Sir Sandford Fleming (Peterbor- consecutive match (including one The Hawks, beholders of that ough) Knights (11-2). to the Algonquin Caats Jan. 25 at 10-3 win-loss record following Humber coach Jack Bowman Belleville's Loyalist College) to completion of the round-robin admitted the absence of Hawk the Knights 6-15, 9-15. facts schedule, find themselves in starter Mary Lahey at the tourney After an hour rest, Humber re- fourth spot in the 14-team league hurt his team's chances against the bounded with victories over the heading into the Tier II cham- top two teams. George Brown Huskies 15-12, 15- Mike Anderson pionships to be held Saturday at "With Mary, it would have 12 and the Sir Sandford Fleming Humber's North Campus. been a different situation," said (Lindsay) Auks 15-9, 15-4.

The elimination continues. The eight teams that survived the three sets of Tier Tournaments held recently in OCAA women's Tier II volleyball action converge on the Gordon Wragg Centre this weekend to declare a champion. Of the squads competing for the title, four have a bonafide chance of claiming it. According to Fred Batley, the OCAA women's volleyball convenor, this is good. "This makes for an exciting Tier II," said Batley, the athletic director and women's volleyball coach at Sir Sandford Fleming College in Peterborough. "Anything can happen." The Durham Lords, however, must be considered the odds-on favorite to claim the title. The Lords, beholders of a perfect 13-0 win-loss record, will face the toughest competition in their four- team division from Humber. The Hawks pushed Durham to a full

three games when the two teams met Feb. 1 at George Brown. In the wise words of Humber coach Jack Bowman, Durham can best be described as being "very methodical" in its play. The Lords may not be the most exciting or vocal team in the league, but they win. PHOTO BY MIKE ANDERSON Meanwhile, the Hawks produce victories while putting on an nSnaS up!— Humber's Sue Sardoz and Lisa Langwieder (14) attempt to block this spike from Sir exciting show. Led by starters Angie Anslow, Tracy Howze, Mary Lahey, Lisa Langwieder and Winsome Cooper, Humber Sandford Fleming (Peterborough) captain Liz Zwarych during Tier II action Feb. 1 at George Brown College. just may be the OCAA's most enthusiastic varsity team. The Cambrian Golden Shield and the George Brown Huskies, who will be grouped in that division as well, could, but probably won't, upset the Lords and Hawks. Hawks crown the Knights Meanwhile in the other group, the Sir Sandford Fleming (Peter- borough) Knights and Algonquin Caats will battle it out for the top spot. Aside for captain Laura Simpson, Algonquin has an all- by Dominic Corona The Hawks' leading scorer in of 32. rookie team which will prove to be too weak for the hard-hitting the contest was Maurice Arm- With the victory, Humber re- Knights. The St. Lawrence (Kingston) Vikings and Fanshawe Humber's basketball Hawks strong, who contributed 15 points, mains atop the standings OCAA Falcons will also compete in that division. marched into Welland last Thurs- while teammates Henry Frazer with a 13-2 record. The Hawks The top two teams in each grouping (probably Durham and day riding the crest of a two-game and Phil Hylton added 14 each. were scheduled to meet the Algon- Humber as well as Algonquin and Sir Sandford Fleming) will winning streak. Frank Greco with 22 and Andrew quin Caats Friday aftemoon at the automatically advance to the OCAA's Pre-Final Tournament Feb. However, that did not make the Mosley with 19 answered for the Gordon Wragg Centre (results un- 22 in Kingston along with a fifth Tier II team. That squad (bet on it Hawks' third consecutive victory Knights. available at Coven press time) be- being St. Lawrence) will be determined through a game between any easier as the maroon and gold The Hawks completed an im- fore travelling to Hamilton tomor- the third-place teams in each division if a clear fifth-place team is needed overtime to dispose of the pressive 20 of 30 free throws row night to take on the Mohawk not evident. i' lowly Niagara Knights by an 86- while the Knights were almost dit- Mountaineers. 82 count. to in the same category canning 20 i

it A ' Cdveit MoHiday, l^eb. 10, 1986 ' Page 18 Hawks wear visors Eye injuries reachi alarming levels in 1986 by Gregg McLachlan "I'm not playing without one "The majority of players being again," Speed said. hurt now is in organized hockey, Eye injuries in hockey have Hawk forward Robb Heyworth not recreational hockey," Dr. reached alarming levels in 1986 does not wear a visor despite being Pashby said. with national statistics showing 23 cut around the eyes in the past. Dr. Pashby's experience with eye injuries reported so far. He's worn a visor for two games eye injuries in the NHL dates back Seven have resulted in legal this year, but has since removed it to 1952. He was directly responsi- blindness. complaining that it fogged up. ble for the development of the Despite these statistics, only "I'll probably wear one again wire "cage" mask now worn by five Humber Hawks were wearing when playoff time comes many younger players. He recent- protective visors in their Jan. 17 around," Heyworth said. ly appeared on a Hockey Night in game with the Georgian Grizzlies. Dr. Thomas Pashby, a special- Canada broadcast. Currently, the use of eye pro- ist in hockey-related eye injuries tection is not A list of NHL players who have mandatory in OCAA for over 30 years is also chairman had their careers ended in the past varsity hockey. However accord- of the Canadian Standards Asso- ing to four years include Pierre Mondou, Peter Maybury, Humber's ciation committee responsible for Jean Hamel who was punched in athletic director, that may change. approving new facial protection He said the issue will be on the equipment. the eye last season and never re- gained clear vision. Glen Sharpley agenda at the OCAA's spring Contrary to popular belief, meetings. and ex-NHLer Hector Marini who sticks are not responsible for the the was recently struck in the eye by a "In past, it has been voted vast majority of eye injuries to- puck while playing in the minors. against, but 1 can see it coming day, according to Dr. Pashby. He lost his eye. next year," Maybury said. "I'll Currently, only 50 per cent FILE PHOTO of support the half- visor in a vote." eye injuries are stick-related while Intramural ice hockey players at Protect those eyes!— Despite an increase in the number Hawk defenceman Bill Speed 45 per cent are puck-related. Humber can expect some kind of of serious hockey-related eye injuries, most OCAA players do not currently wears a visor. He says When Dr. Pashby began his facial protection becoming man- the decision to wear one came af- study 12 wear facemasks. This former Seneca Brave (12) is an exception to the years ago, sticks datory next year, according to Jim ter having 1 1 stitches around the accounted rule. for 75 per cent of eye Bialek, Humber's intramural eye. injuries. program co-ordinator. Hawks win shootout despite short warmup

Varsity Hockey by John Barta a clearing pass deep in the St. Clair They had a long road trip and a zone and scored past a deked short warmup, but the hockey Dave Wiper in the hosts' net. De- foe's first Hawks didn't seem to mind all of the game and season that. put Humber up for good less than three The^eam arrived in Windsor to minutes later and the period ended HUMBER HAWKS play the St. Clair Saints in OCAA with Humber up 3-2. men's Tier 1 hockey Two goals 30 seconds apart by VS action only 30 minutes before gametime: Defoe and Paul Duffy opened up a But, like the Hawks have done 5-2 Humber lead in the second SENECA BRAVES all season, they easily disposed of frame before the Saints' Girard their opponents with what Hum- closed the gap to two. Pigeon's SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 7:30 P.M. ber coach Dana Shutt termed "a first and a goal by Tony DiCocco workmanlike effort". late in the period made it 6-4 in WESTWOOD ARENA favor of Humber fell behind the Saints Humber. ^ Dan Pigeon by a two-goal margin early in the contest, but came storming back don't need to worry about charac- to claim a 10-6 Sparked rumble victory, their 16th ter, anymore." Number College Campus Stores of the regular season against only Eight different players, led by is a First Team Supporter of two defeats. winger Dan Pigeon and defence- Ken Jensen put the Hawks up All Athletics Activities Shutt said Humber didn't play man Scott Defoe who scored twice 7-4 early in the third period before their best game of the year, but each, found the St. Clair net. De- being knocked to the ice by St. liked what he saw. foe's markers were his first COME OUT AND FOLLOW of the Clair's Pete Corbett. That sparked "Under the circumstances, season. THE FLIGHT OF THE HAWKS a minor rumble along the boards they played well," Shutt said. Chris Girard and Ted LaBrash near the Saints' bench in which "But we're capable of a better put St. Clair up by two less than one hockey fight, between Jensen and game." seven minutes into the contest I be- Corbett, broke out. Shutt was particularly pleased fore Humber centre Doug >.,The Saints closed the gap to 7-6 by the comeback his team pro- McEwen got one back with a deke by the duced. midway point of the period, at the 6:54 mark of the first period. before Humber took complete "We showed some character in Wayne Stott tied it up at 1 1 : 12 coming control, scoring three times in the back," he said. V'.'': "(But) we of the first when he knocked down ..ON DUTY last eight minutes. UNIFORMS Ball hockey on roll 1096 OFF for all HUMBER STUDENTS Intramurals are doing well

This is [/our invitation by Mary Beth Marlatt Cooley's Gang is in sole pos- The winter semester of session of first place, with Munchkins and Master Humber intramurals is fully B close behind. to save on underway with ball hockey, Mixed doubles co-ed volleyball, and mixed badminton doubles badminton. is. also under way, as only a few games have been played. Ice hockey, which is con- Upcoming in tinuing from last semester, February is women's two has just completed regular on two, and one FASHION on one basketball, and co-ed season play ^nd playoffs are broomball. scheduled for this week. Intramural program coordi- In ball hockey, about a third nator, Jim Bialek of the gafTies have been played is particular- ly enthused about Jim Bialek THAT by 24 enthusiastic and com- the co-ed broomball which is petitive teams, fighting for played at the Westwood arena. Students interested in join- their respective division title. "It's a fun, Co-ed volleyball competi- off-campus ing an intramural team should thing, just to get silly," said either, WORKS tion is also heating up with leave their names with Bialek, who participates in the Bialek or two teams tied for first place attend an organiza- sport. in the tional meeting to see if any WOODBINE Gold division, as Staff 1 CENTRE There are no set and Retained Earnings are rules, as teams are short any players. the participants just pick Times of meetings are posted battling Tor the top position. REXDALE 674-5484 teams and "go o^t to have a around the school and on the In the Maroon division. J good time." intramural bulletin board.

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Coven Monday, Feb. 10, 19)16 ' 'Page 19 Player profile Emerson's ready to tackle business world

by Marianne Krawczyk he controls the game."

For Dave Emerson, the 21- . Winger Steve Turner described year-old captain of Humber's Emerson as an offensive de- hockey team and the highest scor- fenceman. ing defenceman in the OCAA "Defencemen are supposed to men's Tier I hockey league, sports keep the puck out of our net. He and business have become a win- puts the puck in their net." ning combination. As of Jan. 30, Emerson had Emerson, who is in his final eight goals and 28 assists to his year of Business Administration credit. and preparing to tackle the busi- Jill Riley, Humber's Sports In- ness world of sales, was last year's formation Officer, said besides recipient of the Bootlegger award being a good hockey player, for athletics and academics com- Emerson is good at motivating I Emerson bined. This past summer, Emer- Dave team members. son was able to clinch a position in it, 1 was in there for 45 minutes," Forward Ken Jensen said Emer- the Sales Denartment of Ontario said Emerson. son's considerate. Hydro by skillfully taking advan- "I just knew I had got the job. "He helps you out, he's pretty Emerson used the competitive and he's a good tage of one simple fact-next to the On the job, PHOTO BY MIKE ANDERSON weather, sports is probably the topic of sports as a means of estab- leader." Getting down to business! — number captain and most popular topic of conversa- lishing rapport with prospective Emerson takes seriously his leader Dave Emerson is a winner off, as well as on, the ice. tion. clients. Sales, he said, were aided leadership role as captain of the "For my summer job with by the fact that at business lun- team. In rating this year's team, he like 'hey what's this guy on'." think we are, but in the playoffs Ontario Hydro," he recounted, ches, sports were talked about all accords top priority to sports- "But this year we've got about anytnmg can happen and you can' ' "there were 82 applications. And the time. manship, personality dynamics 10 or 15 guys that could lead the get too over-confident. they interviewed eight people." Meanwhile on the ice, Emerson and morale. team. I mean it's just a great bunch The sacrifices that Emerson The interviews were to be 15 has no weaknesses as a college "I was captain last year as wel- of guys." makes to play hockey are compen- the the minutes long. hockey player, according to the l...and it just seemed like I'd be Emerson says he doesn't see sated by excitement of "I talked with the guy for 10 team's coach, Dana Shutt. one of the only guys trying to get anything stopping the team from game, his enjoyment when play- minutes about business. And then "He's not a superstar," Shutt the team up," Emerson said. "I'd making it to the Canadian finals in ing and the hope that fan support will increase, particularly five minutes later we started talk- said, "but he's very talented. He say something before the game Vancouver. during a I the playoffs. ing about hockey. Before I knew uses his size to his advantage and and everyone would look at you "That's how good team Intramural hockey Varsity standings Sport survives despite costs OCAA MEN'S TIER I BASKETBALL STANDINGS play. If they complete the season, get the adrenaline flowing and all by Scott Maniquet the teams get back $25 each. that," he said. "You take it pretty (as of Feb. 5, 1986) However, the increase allows seriously." The forward gets the loose each team to play at least nine However the fun of playing is puck, skates around the other games, more than in previous still foremost, according to Team team's defence and blasts a shot at years, according to Bialek. BialeL. in are the net. The goalie dives to make a "It works out to something like "The 10 teams that are great save and keeps his team in 30 or 40 cents a player a game for very excited about ice hockey," the game. an hour of ice time, referees and he said. Action this exciting is not un- awards, so you're talking a pretty Most of the money for the ice common when Humber College good deal," he said. time, referees, and awards comes intramural hockey teams get Bialek maintained the purpose from the college, Bialek said, so together to play at Westwood of the intramural hockey league is there is never a lack of money to Arenas. not competition, but recreation. mn the league well. This year, the intramural hock- "The game's out there to be Each team plays each other ey league has 10 teams made up enjoyed," he said. "In every part once and then the top four go to the mainly of full-time students along of the intramurals, at least here at playoffs. Those playoffs, set to with some staff of the college. Humber, teams realize that." begin today (Jan. 10), climax with Jim Bialek, co-ordinator of the Jim Lang, a radio broadcasting a best two-out-of-three final series intramural program, said the num- student and Team Cannibas mem- between the winners of the two ber of teams is down from pre- ber, agreed that the intramural semi-finals. vious years due to high costs of ice league is well run. All of the teams are given parti- time. "I find it a lot of fun and the cipation certificates and the win- "We used to be able to sell out hockey is of pretty good calibre," ning team is invited to an awards 16 teams pretty easily, but before he said. banquet where they receive Hum- the entry fee used to be either free Lang admitted that even though ber mugs, Bialek said. or about $10 or $20," said Bialek. it is fun, the players often get quite "It's something people take This year, each team was forced involved with winning. home and 10 years from now they at this, I won it'." to p^y a fee of $75 if it wished to "Once you get in a game, you say 'Hey look

PHOTO BY MARY BETH MARLATT Humber's badminton champions!— Members of Humberts varsity badminton team are (front row - left to right) Angela Chan, Charlene Sullivan, Ricardo Baksh and Erhan Tjandranur-

aga; (back row - 1 to r) Terry Maksymjuk (coach), Debbie Ware, Roxanne Boisvert, Ciril Iskra and Virgil Chin. Cheryl Fernandez and Lavinder Rai (missing) are also on the team. Page 20 Monday, Feb. 10, 1986 Coven

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