STUDENT EXHIBITION FSU SERIES PREVIEW Judges from the New York Museum Mark Light Stadium hosts the Seminoles of Art reviewed UM students' art for a three-game series this weekend. work. FRIDAY ACCENT, page 10 BASEBALL EXTRA, pfl-p*fcS APRIL 147 1995 T Mf^bLUME 72, NUMBER 47 4/995
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By LOUIS FLORES city's regulation ofthe number of unrelated individuals liv ing to express their concerns. Assistant News Editor ing in a single-family residence. Junior Monica Aquino, SG president-elect, and senior The City of Coral Gables Planning and Zoning Board The residents informed the board of their complaints Leonard Feuer, SG Senator for Sports and Recreation met Wednesday evening to discuss making a recommenda concerning unrelated neighbors who live in the same sin Interest Club Federation both attended the meeting. tion which would allow the number of unrelated individu gle-family residence. None of these residents would identi Feuer addressed the board in opposition of the code STUDENTS ELECTED als living in a single-family residence to expand from one fy themselves to The Miami Hurricane. adjustment. to two. Currently, the zoning code allows for one unrelated indi TO COSO AND SAFAC In a 5-2 decision, the board voted to approve the recom vidual to live in a single-family residence. Enforcement of A restriction on unrelated people living together would mendation of David Russ, planning director for Coral this code has been difficult because the city must prove the he Committee on Student pose problems for students who rent a three or four bed Gables, to allow two unrelated people to share a single- relationship between occupants in a dwelling. room apartment, Feuer said. Organizations (COSO) and the family dwelling. Student Activity Fee Allocation "I have faith in the process of judicial review," Feuer T "I would recommend to the board to recommend to the Dennis Smith, assistant director of Building and Zoning, said. "If this were to ever go to a court, I bet it would be Committee held elections for organiza- tion-at-large representatives. Freshman city a different definition of a family and to limit the num said there will be more effective ways to enforce the code if overturned in a heartbeat." Mike Denhart was elected to COSO. ber of unrelated individuals to two people," Russ said. the recommendation is approved by the city commission. Juniors Jorge Gonzalez and Jaret Davis "We can run license plates and tags," Smith said. "We Russ said the code adjustment recommendation and the were elected to SAFAC. They will take The recommendation will be presented to the city com can see if those vehicles [on the residence] are registered to ensuing code enforcement to follow is typical of the city's office for the 1995-96 academic year mission in a meeting next month. the property." regulatory tradition. pending approval from William R. Approximately 30 people attended the board meeting, Since the proposed zoning changes will affect UM stu "This city has the most active code enforcement of any Butler, vice president for Student but only three residents spoke in favor of continuing the dents, members of Student Government attended the meet city I have ever seen," Russ said. Affairs. COISO PURPLE HAZE COMES TO UM candidate he Rathskeller Advisory Board (RAB) will present "Purple Haze," disqualified Ta psychedelic-themed party, at 10 p.m. April 22 at the Rathskeller. The party will celebrate the end of the President-elect Ohata school year with food and beverage spe cials, including a "mystery beverage" concocted by Everett Price, manager of ineligible because of the Rathskeller. All students are invited to the party. low GPA; Ali chosen Luis Flores, Silver Mug Chair on (RAB), said that the event will be one By LOUIS FLORES last good time before everyone leaves. Assistant News Editor "We don't have any campus event that Elections to the Council of International brings everyone together," said Flores. Student Organizations (COISO) executive "There's no profit for this." board took place April 5 through 7, and the There is no cover charge for the party. elected officers were inducted into office A live band. Smoking Section, will play last Saturday. covers of 1960s tunes for the evening. Johann Ali, a junior, became president after the winning candidate. Junior June Ohata, was disqualified by COISO's elec tions committee because she did not meet WOMEN'S RESOURCE CENTER COISO's 2.50 miniumum GPA requirement. NAMES BOARD MEMBERS Javier Gonzalez, a junior, was elected he Women's Resource Center vice president, sophomore Mavis Gyamfi recently named its first Program was elected treasurer and sophomore Kathy TBoard. The board is responsible for Gopaul was elected secretary. creating and implementing programs at the Center. These appointments are for According to* one year. Ali, Ohata's dis Board members are: Anamika qualification "/ am pleased Agrawal, Freshman; Sonia Bauer, does not need to with how the DUNCAN ROSS HI/Assistant Photo Editor Graduate Student; Rusalka de la Campa, be an issue for WARMTH OF THE SUN: Amanda Fankheuser, junior, enjoys some of the spring sunshine by the UC pool. Sophomore; Lynn Carrillo, Sophomore; bis administra year has Melissa Chester, Freshman; Rebecca tion. Cyrus, Graduate Student; Teresa de la "It's not a mat gone. I hope Fuente, Junior; Marcella Hahn, Senior; ter whether she Lauren Howard, Junior; Katrice Jenkins, won or not, she that they con Sophomore; Amee Joshi, Freshman; was disquali tinue focusing fied," Ali said. Losing weight can be unhealthy Ngassam Ngnowman, Sophomore; Cindi Pecoraro, Sophomore; Mildred Perez, "The important on listening Junior. thing for me is to By ALINDA KASSEBAUM aimed at helping students lose communicate to students' Hurricane Staff Writer weight on a realistic pace with SCHACHTER'S TIPS with the board voices. That Crash diets, anorexic models out damaging their bodies. HURRICANE EDITOR, BUSINESS and tbe entire and other unhealthy ways to Schachter's presentation COISO body." is what I have lose weight were topics dis included a slide show, a five • Always eat breakfast MANAGER TO BE ELECTED Chief among tried to do." cussed Monday at a program pound plastic replica of body • Instead of starving yourself during the day, starve lections for Editor in Chief and his priorities for sponsored by the Women's fat and a handout listing healthy yourself at night and eat plenty during the day when Business Manager of The Miami his administra Resource Center. foods and brands such as Egg- EHurricane will be at 7:30 a.m., tion, Ali said, Lisa Schachter, master of sci Beaters, pita bread, crackers, activity is highest. April 19, in UC 211. The elections will include generat MICHAEL INNIS ence and a registered dietitian, pasta, grits, dry cereal, waffles, • After making sure a food contains less than three take place as part of the regular Student ing feedback COISO president lectured about nutrition and popcorn and rice cakes of sev grams of fat per serving, always make sure the serv Publications Board meeting. All students from internation weight maintenance during the eral flavors. ing size is reasonable. are welcome to attend. For more infor al students. "Leading a Low Fat Lifestyle" The slide show included char mation, contact The Miami Hurricane discussion. acters such as Garfield to • Use protein as a condiment — only eat meat in the newsroom at 284-2016 or the Student The mixed results of COISO's elections Schachter demonstrated that demonstrate ways of changing size of a deck of cards. Publications business office at 284-4401. means that Ali, who ran on the Global although the media has placed a unhealthy lifestyles. • 20 percent of your calorie intake should be from Connections ticket, will be serving with stu tremendous burden on society "The five pound fat replica fat dents who ran on opposing tickets. to eat healthy and stay thin, made me realize that one or two Ohata, Gonzalez and Gopaul ran on the women still need at least 20-25 pounds can make a huge differ • Have your body fat percentage measured to deter INSIDE United Voices ticket, while Gyamfi was grams of fat per day. Without ence in waist size and the like," mine how many calories a day you should intake. elected unopposed. this small quantity of fat, skin, Everson said. • Monitor your heart when exercising Ohata won two-thirds of tbe vote, but was hair and nails become brittle Schachter said women should NEWS disqualified after the elections committe and dry. only try to lose from one to two • Run three times a week for at least 30 minutes. learned of Ohatafs GPA, Gopaul said. "The media is doing these pounds per week, and men only • Perform resistance weight training twice a week. The Friends of the Richter things to us — it's really getting three to four pounds per week. • 65 percent of caloric intake should be from carbo Michael Inniss, outgoing COISO presi Library will be hosting a bad when fat — free diets have "The reason for this is that hydrates. silent auction. dent said Ohata's dismissal is no indication reached the sixth grade," most women do not have as Page 2 of any problems that lie ahead, but be said Schachter said. many muscles as men, and the be remained cautious, nonetheless. Schachter said she thinks the only weight a woman loses "We'll have to wait and see," Inniss said. media has emphasized diets to after those two pounds is water Inniss also said he had some advice for the point where children and muscle, neither of which calorie desserts served in the acle diets such as the grapefruit- OPINION tbe newly inducted officers. between the ages of seven and we want to lose. One glass of cafeterias. a-day diet and other miracle "I am pleased with how the year has 12 have tried to eat as little as water will bring that weight Vending machines within the drugs were a fallacy. Outgoing SG President gone," Inniss said. "I hope that they contin 10 grams of fat per day, which right back," Schachter said. university should allow students "If a miracle food like these Adam August bids a fond ue focusing on listening to students' voices. is not enough for even adults. Other students attending the to choose more healthy snacks really did exist," Schachter said, farewell. That is what I have tried to do." Students who attended the program also said they would rather than the normal "junk "the problems of society would food," Schachter said. Page 6 program said they were glad like to see DAKA Restaurant be solved by now, but these that Schachter's program was provide more low fat and low Schachter explained that mir things do not exist."
ACCENT NOTICE Mahoney-Pearson hosted a The eleventh annual Celebration of organizations, was one of the coordinators Involvement award for excellence in stu of the award presentation. • There will be no edition of student talent show Pecoraro dent involvement was presented Thursday "This award focuses not only on their Wednesday night. morning at the Palm Court to senior accomplishments, but academics as well The Miami Hurricane on Page 10 Cristie Pecoraro. / as their commitment to other student lead Tuesday, April 18, due lo the ers," Jacobsen said. receives holidays. The Hurricane will SPORTS "I'm really honored, and I want to accept this award on behalf of all student Jacobsen said that he felt Pecoraro was resume publication on Fridoy, UM's tennis team prepares involvement leaders, because I think without each a very deserving recipient of tbe award. other, we could not achieve what we did," "She is so incredible—she cares so April 21. for an important matchup on Pecoraro said. much about tbe University," Jacobsen Have a happy Saturday against FSU. Marc Jacobsen, coordinator for student said. award holiday weekend. Page 12 April 14, 1995 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 2 i///// nu'vn Auction to benefit Richter library A BRIEF LOOK By CAROLINA CALZADA Another item of interest is a photograph of on the library's wish list, such as more scholarly AT CAMPUS EVENTS & ACTIVITIES Hurricane Staff Writer Douglas, the author's favorite portrait of herself, journals or a permanent display area for the work If you have any events you'd like to publicize, stop1 The Friends of the University of Miami Library which was taken by Fisher's husband, Ray Fisher, of author James A. Michener, who gave the by our office al the University Center, Rm. 221 will hold their First Annual Auction, Buffet who has worked as a photojournalist at Time, library his notes and drafts of his book, Dinner and Fund-raiser on Tuesday, according to Forbes, Business Week and The New York Times. Caribbean, of which he worked on while staying Elizabeth Baker, Friends member and auction Friends of the University of Miami Library is at UM, Baker said. coordinator. an organization dedicated to supporting the Otto Another project the group would like lo fund is TODAY Diamonds Are Forever" April 9 The auction will be held at 6 p.m. at the Faculty G. Richter Library by raising funds and creating CD-ROM access to bring Richter into the 21st • Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity through 15. Events include a Kappa Club, 1500 Brescia Ave. interest in the library, Fisher said. century. Baker said. Kooloul al South Beach, a Red The event will include a silent auction and a Friends, with approximately 280 Dade County "I hope this auction is successful," said junior Inc. presents Kappa Week 95: 1 Diamonds are Forever. There will Cross Penny and Clothing Drive, a live auction with former UM baseball coach Ron members, raises money for specific needs rathe Martha Restore, a Richter employee. "The library be an Exhibition Stepshow at noon "Nupe Night at the Apollo," a Fraser as the celebrity auctioneer, Baker said. than just general funding, explained Fisher. could really use the support because it is an at the Rock and a Kappa "Luau" stepshow, a Kappa Kruise, and The dinner will cost $25, but the auction is Recently, Friends contributed toward the important part of UM." Kruise from 11 p.m. to 2 a.m. at Co more. For more information, contact open to the public at no cost, and students are library's acquisition of its two millionth volume. Co Walk. Tickets are $15 for UM Moses Cowan at 284-4812. encouraged to attend, said Sue Fisher, president The organization has also raised money to pur Bestsellers at silent auction sludents in advance, $20 for all oth • The Table Tennis Club meets of the Friends. chase an antique map for the library's collection. The silent auction will have bestseller books ers or at the door. Free drinks are every Tuesday and Thursday from "There are a lol of things in the library that peo going for next to nothing, as well as other inex available all night. For more infor 8:30 to 11:30 p.m. in the UC behind Various items up for auction ple aren't aware of that are special and unique," pensive items, a>—ording to Fisher. mation, contact Moses Cowan at the pool tables. For more informa Items for live auction include Fraser's Olympic Baker said. "Just as students would use the library, they can 284-4812. tion, contact Adam Samuel Roth at baseball team shirt, an autographed copy of support it by attending the auction." Fisher said. • Alcoholics Anonymous 284-3300. Marjory Stoneman Douglas' book, Freedom Hopes to raise $4,000 "The money raised could bring a book that stu Support Group — "UM Night With • The Volunteer Services Center River, jewelry, antiques and various works of art. Baker said that the group hopes to raise about dents could be interested in using." Friends of Bill Wilson" is an open is sponsoring a National Youth Baker said. $4,000 with this fund-raiser to acquire something meeting for students, faculty, and Service Day "Peanut Butter and staff to discuss the problems of Jelly Extravaganza" from 6 to 8 alcoholism. Meetings are every p.m. April 25 in the UC Lower Friday at 8 p.m. in the Apartment Lounge. Students and members of Area Lounge, Building 42G. For the UM community in groups of up New SG executive officers inaugurated more information, contact Angela to six are invited to participate and Abrahamson at 284-6120. compete to see who makes the most By SARA FREDERICK sandwiches. Local celebrities will Assistant News Editor SATURDAY be present. Awards will be given. About 75 students, faculty and • The Wesley Center is having For more information, contact Jeff administrators attended the inaugu an Easter Worship Service — Fortunato at 284-GIVE. ration of the 1995-96 Student ,j|jJMJKJS^H a "Midnight Son" — at 11 p.m. There • The Tae Kwon Do Club prac Government officers Tuesday in the will be a mixer at 8:30 p.m. For tices Tuesdays and Thursdays in the UC Flamingo Ballroom. l more information, contact Doug Flamingo Ballrooms from 6:30 to Officers sworn in were: Monica _,...,*_**_ Hull at 661-1695. 8:30 p.m. and Saturdays from noon Aquino, president; Michael Capiro, a to 2 p.m. in the CSR modular unit. :«J|___I ""* ' • Hurricane Productions, vice president; Zach Weiner, trea i:. _W_W_____\ 1 WVUM, AWARE!, and UM All levels of experience are wel surer; Mindy Young, speaker of the Skateclub present the bands Quit, come. For more information, con Senate: and Kira Brenman speaker Subliminal Criminal, The Rails, and tact Ann Traverse al 663-6925. pro tempore. BL &• * V Jennifer Culture from 6 to 11 p.m. • The UM Karate Club meets President Edward T Foote, II, on the UC Patio. It is free to U-M Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4 to 6 who attended the inauguration, said w im1r___W ^fi-_%______Witm MSsBi A •• students and $5 to all others. All p.m. in the UC Flamingo Ballrooms he appreciated SG President Adam proceeds benefit AIDS organiza A and B. All levels are welcome, as August and his staff for the past two tions. For more information, contact are students, faculty, and staff. The years of leadership, and that he was Student Activities at 284-5646. club is a member of SAKA, ISKF, ready to begin working with the new • The Gaming Society is a stu and JKA. For more information, administration. dent organization dedicated to the contact Michael J. Sylver at 284- "I am delighted by the good judg promotion of Fantasy Role Playing 3803. ment executed by students. The new Games, Deckmaster, and associated • The Netball Club will have student leaders are impressive and games as a hobby. The Society practice sessions at the committed, and I look forward to meets in the UC Saturdays at noon. Mahoney/Pearson basketball courts working with them," Foote said. Look for signs to indicate which from 5 to 6:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and William Butler, vice president for room. For more information, con Thursdays. Anyone interested is Student Affairs, said he was tact Ed Kopp at 284-2639 or John invited to attend. For more informa impressed with both the outgoing Impellizzeri at 595-9751. tion, contact Nicole Hinds at 284- and incoming SG officers. 6163. SUNDAY • The UM Tennis Club practices Couldn't be more proud • The Wesley Center invites you every Tuesday night from 6 to 9 "Over my broad sweep of 30 p.m. at the Schiff Tennis Center. All years, I couldn't be more proud of to join us for a Sunrise Service at the student leadership on this cam Bayfront Park Easter morning. For skill levels are welcome, from beginner to advanced. For more pus," Butler said. "We have a FAYE CAREY /Staff Photographer more information, contact Doug tremendously rich tradition of lead • President Foote congratulates the new siudent government staff at the innaguration ceremony held on Hull at 661-1695. information, contact Rodney ership." Rodrigo at 284-2717 or Sandra Tuesday at the Flamingo Ballroom. (From left to right) Mindy Young, Speaker of the Senate, Zacn Weiner, Aquino, whose parents traveled MONDAY Hoi ley at 284-6849. Treasurer, Micheal Capiro, Vice President, Monica Aquino, President, Karen Ell, Chief Justice of Student from Lake Wales, Fla., to witness Government Supreme Court • Habitat for Humanity is meet • InterVarsity Christian the inauguration, said she was very ing at 6 p.m. in UC 245. Sign up to Fellowship invites you to chapter excited about the ceremony, and that "I am fortunate to know all of meetings Tuesdays from 7 to 8:30 to getting things done and seeing help build a house April 22. Don't she was looking forward to begin August sad, but optomistk them," Doyle said. "They are all just what comes up," Capiro said. miss your final opportunity of the p.m. in the Stanford Residential ning working on students' issues. August said he was sad bul opti amazing people, very devoted and August said that the turnout for semester. For more information, College classroom. All are invited. mistic about leaving his position. very professional." the inauguration was exceptionally contacl Ricardo Arias al 284-3876. For more information, contact Jon Aquino also said lhat she was glad "I have complete confidence in Weiner and Capiro both said the high. He attributed it to the success • The Writers' Alliance meets Reynolds al 284-2750. ihe new administration and the old the new administration," August team of officers has been working ful turnout at elections and to the Mondays at 7 p.m. in the • Christian Science Organization administration have been able to said. "I think the inauguration was a on issues affecting students since number of supporters of the new Mahoney/Pearson Classroom #104. meets 5 p.m. Tuesdays at 1115 work together. chance to celebrate the outgoing they were elected. officers. This organization of student writers Levante St. Students and faculty are "It's great that the new and the old officers' accomplishments and the "I have to say the school is in is working to publish a creative welcome. For more information, officers are close and work so well incoming officers' enthusiasm." good hands with Monica and "SG really put their voice out," writing magazine. More activities contact Carol Warburton at 667- together," Aquino said. "I love the Mary Doyle, the outgoing SG vice Michael at the helm," Weiner said. August said. "Their supporters were are to come. New staff members are 2486. idea that Adam [August] is going to president, said she was confident "They already have a head start on there for them today." welcome. For more information, • Association for Computing be here [at the School of Law] next that the new officers would work next year's projects." contact Jacqueline Goodenow at Machinery (ACM) will meet every year." hard to serve the student body. "I'm looking forward to next year, 284-2704. Wednesday at 4:30 p.m. in Ungar Room 402. It is open to anyone who ORGANIZATIONS has an interest in computers. • The Committee on Student Elections will be held this Wed., Florida Bar introduces Ethics School, program Organizations (COSO) is sponsor Feb. 22. Refreshments will be ing workshops on the "Hows and served. For more information, con tact Jerry Cattell at 284-3698. By SUSANA GONZALEZ Ethics School. Richard Mendales, associate professor of legal Whys" to an easy transition from Hurricane Staff Writer "In theory, il sounds like a good thing to me ethics, agreed with Murai in the fact that no mat one executive board to another. • The Inspiration Concert Choir The Florida Bar has instituted a new Practice because monetary sanctions alone don't teach ter how many actual cases are discussed in class, There will also be workshops on the will hold rehearsals every and Professionalism Enhancement Program to anything," said Holly Spiegel, a second year law real-life problems are hard for an inexperienced "How-to's" of updating accounts Wednesday from 7 to 9 p.m. in help deal with unethical and unprofessional acts student. lawyer to deal with because each case is different and spending SAFAC money. The Filmore Rehearsal Hall in the Music committed by Florida lawyers. A one-day ethics course cannot be expected to and complicated. transition workshops will be from 5 School. All are welcome to join. For The general consensus among UM's School of change lawyers who have been practicing for a Mendales said the United States is one of the to 7 p.m. on April 17 and 18 in UC more information, contact Cybil Law professors and students and local lawyers is number of years, Spiegel said. few major countries that allows someone to go to Flamingo Ballroom C. The financial Vines at 284-2855. that the program is a step in the right direction. Iris Shapiro, also a second year law student, law school, pass the bar and immediately begin workshops will be held from 6 to 8 • AWARE!, the student organi Yet, they say the program will fall short in solv said that almost every course she takes includes practicing without a period of apprenticeship. p.m. April 19 and 7 to 9 p.m. April zation committed to sexual health ing the problems lawyers have been having satis lectures on ethics. 20 in UC 211. For more informa education regarding HIV and AIDS, fying their clients' wishes. "Ethics is a cornerstone of being an attorney, Apprenticeship experience valuable tion, contact Nichole Hinds at 284- will meet Wednesdays at 8 p.m. in and if one is not ethical, one has no place being a "Apprenticeship gives you the experience not 6163. the Mahoney/Pearson Classrooms. New program from Florida Bar lawyer," Shapiro said. available in a classroom," Mendales said. • Student Affairs internship For more information, contact According to Paul Remillard, director of the The Ethics School is too lenient, Shapiro said. According lo Scott Goorland, a third year law opportunities are available in Gisela Munoz at 284-5901. new Florida Bar program, commonly referred to Likening the ethics school to a driving school, siudent, lawyers are required to take 10 credits Student Activities, Student • College Bowl is a club that as "Ethics School," Ihe program is aimed to pre Jonathan Kanov, a second year law student, also per year of continuing legal education, some of Orientation and Leadership meets to practice for academic com vent unethical and unprofessional acts. expressed doubt in the program's efficiency. which deals with ethics. Programs, and Office of the Dean of petitions that the club both attends "The objective of the program is to identify "You show up and you do the time," Kanov Goorland said he believes that more emphasis Students. Applications are available and sponsors. Meetings are held at 7 those attorneys who have not caused irreparable said, "yet afterwards you keep on speeding." should be placed on this program. in UC 236, UC 209, or Building 21- p.m. Wednesdays in UC 233. harm to their client but exhibit behavior that is If less leniency and more temporary license E. They are due at 5 p.m. April 21. Everyone is welcome. For more likely to result in harm in the future," Remillard suspensions were common, then lawyers would However, Mendales said lawyers do not take For more information, contact Steve information, contact Megan Clouser said. conduct themselves more ethically and profes these courses seriously. Sutton at 284-5646, Cynthia Nolan at 271-9526. Lawyers eligible for the program are those sionally than if the only discipline taken against Nonetheless, law alumnus John Calles, class of Patey at 284-6399, or Angela charged with offenses that would result in minor them were the attendance to a one-day course, 1992, who is now practicing for Ruden, Barnett, Abrahamson at 284-5353. • Circle K Service Organization misconduct findings or dismissal with a letter of Kanov said. McClosky, Smith, Schuster & Russell, PA. of • The Women's Resource Center is a service, social, and leadership advice, Remillard said. Miami, said he believes training is good for and the Cinematic Arts Commission organization dedicated to helping Program Coordinator Janice Rowland said the Undertaking a difficult task lawyers who lose sight of clients' needs. present "Rate It X" at 7:30 p.m. the school and community. There is one-day class will discuss ethical and profession Miami area lawyers say the Ethics School is April 18 in the UC International a chance for leadership positions al considerations from the initial client contact undertaking a difficult task. Minor violations are better handled through Lounge. "Rate ll X" is a documen and travel to conferences through and formation of the lawyer-client relationship to According lo Rene Murai, a Columbia School rehabilitation instead of punishment, Calles said. tary about sexism in America. For out Florida and the United States. its termination. of Law 1969 graduate and attorney for the Toni Villaverde, a 1987 Law School graduate more information, contacl the Meetings are Wednesdays at 6:30 Florida-based Murai, Wald, Biondo & Moreno, now practicing at Valdes and Villaverde, PA in Women's Resource Center at 284- p.m. in UC 241. For more informa Skeptical of Ethics School P.A., difficulties lawyers face are understated. Miami, also said she thinks the program will 4530. tion, contact Jannie Kruse at 661- The program discussion includes law office "Lawyers are put into difficult situations that somehow help. • The Department of Student 1330 or Lucia Sobrin at 266-0605. management, substance abuse, stress manage one has lo leam how to react to," Murai said. "It can only help because people who didn't get Activities presents Peter Burtchell, • Florida Student Literacy ment, client conflict and screening, fee arrange "The conflict between a client's wishes and assistance and need it, will get some with mini a speaker on issues facing Network (FSLN) meets Thursdays ments, representation duties and trust accounting. what's correct and how to deal with it is some mum penalties," Villaverde said. thing not taught in law school." "Generation X," at 7:30 p.m. April at 8 p.m. in lhe Mahoney/Pearson Law School students were skeptical of the 18 in the UC Flamingo Ballroom D. classrooms. You read, teach others. Burtchell specializes in environ For more information, contact TJ. mental issues. For more informa Katz at 284-4756. tion, contact Kim Mallery at 284- • Adult Children of Alcoholics 5646. support group meets each Thursday • The Students Health Advisory at 7 p.m. in the Wesley Center. For Committee is accepting applications more information, contact Angela ATTENTION for next fall's Health Fair Executive Abrahamson at 284-6120. Committee. All interested students • St. Augustine Catholic Student should pick up an application on the Center will be holding "Upper CNJ 216 STUDENTS second floor of the Student Health Room Mass" at 9 p.m. every Center as soon as possible. For more Thursday at the Catholic Student There are only 3 issues of The Miami Hurricane left for the Spring Semester. If you still need to have your information, contact Cindy Center. Everyone is welcome. For Pecoraro at 663-5710. more information, contact Theresa stories published, please stop by the newspaper office in UC 211 or call Chris, Louis or Sara at 284-2016. • Bacchus Peer Network has Rivas at 661-1648. Deadlines are April 18,22, and 25. Please contact us as early as possible. leadership opportunities available. • Scuba Club will meet at 8 p.m. Pick up applications at Building 21- every Thursday in the UC Thank you, E. They are due April 21. For more International Lounge. For more information, contact Heather information, contact Barb Rettig at Thompson at 284-6661 or Angela 284-2929. THE MIAMI HURRICANE Abrahamson at 284-5353. • Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc. is having "Kappa Week: Friday, April 14,1995 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Poge 3 Business school overhauls peer i counselor program for 1995-96
By ROGER BORGES Junior Mindy Young, the newly- "It is hectic enough during your Hurricane Staff Writer appointed peer counseling presi final semester," Stoiloff said. The School of Business dent, said she believes the program Administration cut the number of The Mi- is ao\M<-\ is better in its reduced form. Stoiloff also said she believes peer counselors in half for the 1995- "It is better for quality control freshmen will relate better to sopho 96 school year and eliminated purposes and there are less people to mores, and that the peer counseling seniors from the program to make it, keep track of," Young said. program is effective. "a more manageable program," Freshman Lori Rights said the All Undergraduates Can according to Jeanne Vaida, academ In order for the program to work, program has worked for her. ic adviser. there has to be a mutual effort from "The program was great and [I] Vaida said 80 peer counselors both the student and the peer coun wish it could be for three [more] were selected to participate in the selor. Young said. years." Pick Up Their Yearbook program this year in hopes that each Seniors were allowed to partici of them would be assigned fewer pate in the program in the past, but Change in pay system students. for the upcoming school year, they Currently, peer counselors are Next To The Rathskeller. will not be allowed to participate. paid $175 per semester. Next year, Not any more succesful School was not going to set a certain Statistically, the peer counselors Seniors hove less time rate of pay. Rather, the rate of pay were not any more successful than Vaida said seniors seem to have would be based upon each peer in the past, when peer counselors less time to devote to the program, counselor's successes. were assigned more students. due to the increased demands they Next year, the number of peer face in their final year of undergrad Special attention will be given to counselors will be reduced to 40. uate work. freshmen because statistics show Monday, April 17tti that if the student is going to leave a Each peer counselor will be Senior Deborah Stoiloff said she university, that decision is made assigned approximately eight stu agrees with the idea of having within the first four to six weeks of dents each, Vaida said. seniors step down. their arrival. Tuesday, April 18th 93 professors promoted or tenured Wednesday, April l^tti By MARIANNA R. DROBNER yet achieved it." Hurricane Staff Writer Michael Carlebach, an associate professor in the Ninety-three members of the UM faculty received School of Communication who first received tenure Thursday, April 20tti promotions or awards of tenure, which will go into in 1988 and was promoted to full professor, said, effect June 1, according to a Faculty Memorandum "Tenure is an old system with lots of problems, but dated March 6. the alternative, no tenure, is worse." "Approximately 40 people in the University of Even though the issue of tenure has its detractors, Miami get tenure every year," said Steven G. the system itself is well-entrenched and the elaborate Ulmann, vice provost for Faculty Affairs and procedures are designed to promote only the best University Administration, "And the historical reason teachers. Even those who believe the system has 9am and 5pm for it is to protect academic freedom." some self-defeating aspects also acknowledge that it The process of earning promotions and tenure is works well in the greater number of appointments. outlined clearly by the University. Student reaction was mixed to the announced fac An instructor who has completed his training and ulty promotion and tenure awards. shows promise toward teaching and scholarship is "It is a two-edged sword," senior Scott Applegate usually appointed as assistant professor. The appoint said. "Only those who work within the system and ment to associate professor requires success in teach have the approval of their colleagues are able to get You Must Bring Your Cane ing and scholarship. Full professorship is granted to tenure." those who have received national recognition in their fields. Applegate said that the awarding of tenure often Card To Get Your Copy OF Tenure is granted to professors after a review has the effect of taking away an instructoris motiva process evaluates their teaching performance and tion to develop novel theories instead of promoting opinions of both colleagues and professors from academic freedom, as it is designed to do. other institutions. Tenure is granted only by the exec "Perhaps more emphasis could be placed on teach The IBIS. utive vice president and provost of the University. ing ability and less on published works," Applegate Faculty members had mixed feelings on the tenure said. "Then the system might work better." process. Sophomore Alamanda Gribbin had a different "It's not important to those who have tenure," said view. Gonzalo Soruco, an assistant professor in the School "Getting tenure is like an incentive for professors of Communication who was promoted to associate to do their best, and to prove that they are excellent professor. "It is only important to those who have not teachers, at least in theory," Gribbin said.
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(305) 594-8558 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. > Vis* U9.A. Inc. IMS Housin discrimination Attempt to improve code hurts students of an apartment with three other IN OUR OPINION people, rather lhan pay for on-cam hen the city of Coral pus residency. Gables was originally Students are not rich, and iheir Wfounded. George Merrick needs conflict with Coral Gables' had intended for it to include an desire to create a high-rent "fami elementary school, a high school ly/professional" district. and a university. The city may be concerned about Also present since the parking, noise and parties, but these University's birth is a city zoning are not the real issues. The city is code. worried that, wilh a large number This code states that only one ol college sludents living in the unrelated occupant may live in a area, properly values will drop; single family residence. therefore, this code discourages slu This code may appear to affect denls from living together in the only off-campus students; however, city. it actually extends io all students ai While it is necessary for Coral FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1995 UM. Gables to incorporate some kind of Recently, the city's Planning and restriction on housing. The Miami Zoning Board met to discuss a pos Hurricane feels this code, as well as sible recommendation lo the city the recommendation, falls short of commission to increase lhe number fulfilling the needs of the sludents. SPEAK and at the same time is discrimina of unrelated occupants to two. The recommendation passed. tory. However, while passing this rec Sludents make up a large percent ommendation may be beneficial, it age of the residents of Coral Gables does nothing lo help the students' and deserve their rightful conces situation. sions. The city should incorporate a What do you think For many students it is more code thai allows at least three unre about the Physical financially sound to share the cost lated occupants. Plant Customer Service on campus? Physical Plant ignores responsibility, "They've Baseball cannot forget, always leaves students in danger of injury been good ignore season's lessons to me. e've all heard complaints regarding the by while my roommate and I were in class, and left a Physical Plant so many times that we've lost note saying he had fixed the faucets in the shower. count. Unfortunately, the problem continued. abe Ruth. Willie Mays neath the carpet like pieces of W and Henry Aaron. shattered glass. But when the Physical Plant's disregard can actually So. I called 8-CARE again and spoke to the same cause bodily harm to a student, the complaints are supervisor. She was very responsive and said she was B What can save baseball from These are a few of the names it's self-destruction and resurrect NICOLE worth repeating. very sorry. My roommate and I noticed a Two men from the Physical Plant were in our room thai made baseball the American the public's trust in our most TARR pastime in prestigious sport? Freshman change when we returned to our about 15 minutes later. old room in Eaton Residential One of them turned on the shower and sel il to a the 20th This is a crucial season for College, after summer vacation. comfortable temperature. He kept his hand in the century. baseball. When we would take showers, water. He told the other man to Hush the toilet. Labor Both the players and owners the water would fluctuate from the Before he had a chance to do so. lhe firsl man experi dispute, must work together to salvage in "They take temperature we sel, which was enced the pain thai we have all been experiencing for lockout and hopes of rebuilding for the '96 forever, and anywhere from very warm to cool, the past eight months. collective season. when they to scalding hot. We had not had His first words were. "Oh wow! It's true!" bargaining. What baseball needs is a do come they this problem the year before, so we He called the supervisor and repeated Ihis lo her. Al These are smooth season with as little talk just barge in figured it was a problem thai could this point I became very aggravated. a few of the aboul salary caps and luxury the room." be fixed. ROCIO Was there ever any doubt lhat it was true'.' terms lhal taxes as possible. I contacted Customer Service ACEVEDO The man from the Physical Plant said. "Well, my threatened DEREK Once again, baseball will to destroy attempt lo complete it's firsl full numerous times with my com Editorial supervisor said we had lo be cra/y. The problem you HARPER were describing was impossible since we just pul in the game season wilh three divisions in plaint. 1 was always treated courte Columnist Associate ously by lhat Matt, who continu- two new boilers. And besides, you were the only room lor the past each league. DEMETRICK eight Sports Editor The leagues need 10 be com LECORN ously told me my problem would complaining." I didn't know thai in order lo be taken seriously, a months. petitive and both sides musi Freshman be handled. Finally, 1 was told that an outside plumber would mass complaint needed to be issued. On April 26. lhe world will make il Ihrough lhe season and have to be brought in to look into the situation. II I am suffering from a problem thai can cause bodi begin to spin again and Ihe sky play the World Series. So. I didn't call again that semester. ly harm, lhat should be enough. will once again be blue as the The tans were stripped of a That was my mistake. Incredibly enough, the problem slill exisis. boys of summer, nol their potentially historical season in And my roommate, my suitemaies, my neighbors and I do not believe lhe Physical Plant will respond until impostors, will take the field for '94 as legendary records were '/ think I kept getting burned every morning. someone gets seriously injured by lhe burning water or opening day. being threatened. it is Luckily, we've been able to move out of the way by trying lo jump out of the water's way. But as ihe start of the 1995 Matt Williams was chasing OK." quickly enough that we haven't been hurt too badly, but What Ihe Physical Plant needs to realize is thai if season sits on the horizon, those Roger Maris' 61 home runs, arid someday, one of us may not be that lucky. they solve this problem now. they can avoid possible involved with lhe game must Tony Gvvynn had his eye on lhe Halfway through this semester. I finally gol fed up future law suits. wonder if our pastime will ever .400 plateau when the season with getting burned every morning and almost having There is enough documentation of this problem lhal be the same. was halted.- to kill myself to get out of the way of the scalding hoi if someone becomes injured, lhe University will be Have the owners and players With a shortened "95 season water in that little shower stall. I called 8-CARE and held liable. I'm sure they would lose a lol more time inflicted irrevocable harm upon ahead, it is highly unlikely any NOVUKO asked to speak to a supervisor. and money in litigation lhan (hey would in repairs. our precious game? of these records will be IRIE I was put through to a supervisor and 1 explained the We all pay enough for room and board lo deserve It would be so easy to say the approached this year. Senior problem. safety in our own showers. players are back, so we will once However, there are still oppor 1 also explained that we were not the only room Maybe if all of Eaton calls, they won't ihink we were again see baseball. tunities for baseball to reach experiencing this fluctuation. She said the problem "crazy." However, the problem has some remarkable achievements. would be handled. And maybe then, something will get done. only been put on hold, while the On the forefront is the much The next day, someone from Physical Plant stopped Rocio Acevado is a sophomore majoring in English. scars created since the strike publicized assault by Cal Ripken began lasl August have been on Lou Gehrig's consecutive embedded in lhe minds of mil game streak. "I think lions ol Americans. Already this spring. Ripken it is not There is now a black mark on has been constantly hounded by satisfactory.' the game of baseball. reporters, jumping on the only In the lasl eight months, base story that doesn'l revolve around gunny feffoflc ball fans have been deprived of free-agency or negotiations. the playoffs, the World Series With hundreds of players and ihe annual start of spring jumping ship to various teams training. around the leagues. Ripken has JORGE (-v-vr+h Mar$t»- Included in this whirlwind of remained the only constant in his MARTINEZ uncertainty was a winter of strife 14-year career. Junior MClbw centers) between the owners and unions. What makes Ripken's quest Each day they could be seen on even more important is his dedi the television degrading ihe cation to the game. •Vlr\<|+ tf-*/-?* <*f %e opposition on ihe six o'clock In an era of such skepticism news. and uncertainty. Ripken provides "At times WteM op lake ~ For eight months ihey put the the fans with iheir only opportu they 're really American public on hold without nity to grasp something solid. If slow, hut I any clear resolution in sight. he breaks Gehrig's record, it has got a brand The onty accomplishment was the potential to be as meaningful new AC the realization that no one really to baseball as an end to the out ofthe understood what was going on. strike. deal. " t\ dtd 4-Wc UC an So. our only choice is lo turn Nevertheless, baseball is back.* jr*>or Itxrfoa. ole-Mffne to the future and ask what lies t The grass is cut and the play ahead. ers are ready to take the field. CINDY in Mv** psvjcUobaw yo\ The start of the 1995 season is Derek Harper is a sophomore MALEY CtaSS-© mm, finally here, with the problems majoring in news-editorial jour Junior being delicately swept under nalism and English. Compiled by Lauren Reiner Editor in Chief Fernando Battaglia Business Manager Robert C. Kerr Hurricane Advertising THE MIAMI HURRICANE Senior Adviser Bruce Garrison Financial Adviser Raymonde Bilger Founded 1927 The Miami Hurricane business office is located at 1306 Stanford Dr., Whitten The Miami Hurricane is published semi-weekly during lhe regular academic Managing Editor Sports Edilor Classifieds Manager University Center. 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Business Services This garage was designed with a myriad of safety features. The cc intimation of Public Safety SENIORS: ENROLLMENT adjacent to the parking garage and DEPOSIT IS WAITING the poli e department right next door pn vides a greater level of To the editor: security. Attention graduating seniors! Camp s crime has decreased 28 This University may owe you percent his year, while crime in upwards of $235, and they're not our sum unding neighborhoods has about to tell you. Sound illegal? If increasei . it isn't, it should be. Why? When you first enrolled at UM, Becaise we initiated a Bike you paid an "Enrollment Deposit" Patrol, i Jded a blue light security for $200, and now that you are system o the campus, increased about to graduate, that money is security staffing, conducted light yours once again. ing tour , developed an Adopt-A- But don't expect President Cop program for our residential Edward T. Foote to knock on your GIVE YOUR MEDICAL CAREER colleges and initiated a Safety and door and let you know. A BRIGHT FUTURE: AIR FORCE Security "ommittee. This University fails to update And w; are always trying to con you on this particular account Become a commissioned officer in the Air Force tinually inprove. refund, because if you neglect to A rec«nt Business and Finance claim the deposit your money auto and add a wealth of opportunities to your future. Continue us Improvement team has matically transfers to Legacy, a Physician, nurse, physical therapist, psycholo developsd, in conjunction with scholarship organization for next Student Affairs, a new student year's seniors. gist-regardless of your specialization-you can escort s'stem that will improve One day after filling out the nec find outstanding medical opportunities in the operatioi hours and reduce costs. essary forms to refund the deposit, I Air Force. Currei tly, an active Safety and received a curious phone call from Security Steering Committee, with none other than Legacy asking me Most importantly, you'll work with dedicated help from campus safety and secu if I wanted to make a donation. medical professionals in an environment where rity consultants, developed specific These slippery tactics to take the patient's needs-not the costs of treatment- recommendations lo improve cam your money only strengthens my come first. You can apply for continuing educa pus security. opinion of the lousy administration tional assistance to advance your skills and We ari currently working on and of Student Account Services at closing (fcwn Merrick Drive and this University. background. And receive excellent compensa Dickinson Drive West in the So I encourage all upcoming tion and benefits as an Air Force officer. evenings n prevent outside vehicle graduates to visit the Ashe You'll also serve an important mission with oth traffic fro tl entering the University. Building, room 249, fill out the In ado ilion, this summer an "Enrollment Deposit" refund form, ers like you, who realize that a bright medical Informati B|/Gatehouse will be built take it to Student Accounts and future begins with the Air Force. Call al the enttanceway to Stanford then wail your check of up to $235. Drive, staf^d by security 24 hours Reclaim that which this USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS a day. University has no right to keep. TOLL FREE 1-800-423-VSAF The M ahSney-Pearson parking Good luck to all graduates, and lot will b»|i flrther secured by elimi keep in mind that underhanded tac nating acces from Ponce de Leon tics to squeeze every last cent out Blvd. and Ckrillo St. with the new of you, exists in the real world as entrancevyayjadjacent to the tennis well. courts. Hopefully, UM gave you the This ytparl improved residence skills necessary to recognize and hall door locks have been avoid them. approved, pis the installation of Fitz Carlile, auuuiuii.itadditionali iicciruniilecironic sc.uiiisecurity senioMTIIIUIr Two» vear SG President says farewell to UM, gives advice _^*"""__^*"*^ hYa.e > pasn Mitl tV11 o_ \ yearnanrsi hav\s • >e i .bee • Kji.in n an'ir.id buildinl Kl • i \, \ gi I " i (studen1 i_ t 111 lit* 1*1support t "it I ""tr-ll, 11" S. G SI an experi^ice for me that was holds much more credibility wilh Tas unique \s experiences get. the University administration. And It has tmily bem my privilege and we at SG can, in turn, be more LARRY CORYELL honor to ht Ive seved the undergrad effective in pressing to get student I'LL •• ovm vou uate studenti as Siudent needs and concerns answered. GROOVE ON HIS COOL GUITAR THE IATKT | Govemmei it president, and to work The one aspect of SG that I FEATURES R4B STARS, PEA80 BfiYSON with such out regretfully did not place more ANO GROVER WASHINGTON JR. standing stu emphasis, and one the Aquino LAME EXCUSE #27 FOB NOT TRYING dent leaders administration should look into, is from all areas the link between the students and SPEC'S ALTERNATIVES: of campus. the faculty. 1 heard it lot I have encouraged every academ about whal SG ic dean to meet with the SG sena does during tors representing that school or col my freshman lege, to stimulate and facilitate year before I communication between students became reftlly and the faculty. involved. Currently, SG has luncheons with I heard that the provost of the University, but it was a "Use these student-dean committees less organiza could maintain that communication tt tion of people and allow students with specific ARCHERS OF LOAF JEFF BUCKLEY who were grievances to air them through VitVis Onset HE'S THE TORTURED BOHEMIAN. THESE SLACKER ROCKERS OUT OF more interested ill their resumes these committees. AND GRACE SERVES UP INTENSE, NORTH CAROLINA'S FERTILE INDIE than bettering anything on campus. Rather than use this space to brag THOUGHT-PROVOKING TUNES FOR SCENE ENCOURAGE VOU TO "GO LOAF." I heard "SG doUn't have any about SG's accomplishments, I THE M00ERN WORLD. power — students yho think that it would invite you to read the SG does, onl' I fool theni?elves." newsletter, Sebastian's Grapevine, But, ai er two years as president, to discover exactly how SG has WORK I cannot tell you how wrong these implemented its credibility and slatemem s have proven to be. helped students. It is tr ie that SG cannot change SG has truly been an activity problems around the University where it has been a pleasure to be over nig it, but SG tan act as the involved with other student leaders voice for sludents to the University who genuinely care about bettering officials and really provide the UM. See for yourself. impetus (and appropriate solutions Adam August is a senior major fcp»^*r to problems that exist. ing in international studies and BANK I have found by establishing the political science. He was SG reputation of SG with the students President for two years. 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Florida State: Ranked No. 3 by Baseball • In his senior year, r\merica and No. 5 by Collegiate Baseball. Kenny Henderson is INJURIES: Miami: Outfielder Bruce Thompson has a sore right shoulder and is probable. Florida Stale: None reported. OUTLOOK: Losing two of three last weekend to the Seminoles last weekend in Tallahassee, the Hurricanes host the remain still faced with the ing half of this six-game grudge match between the two teams. Performances in a series like this is always crucial wilh question whether he both teams gunning to host an NCAA regional which always make the road to Omaha's College World Series a bit easi should have turned er. Having hit in 17 of his last 18 games and going 7-for-13 last weekend, Rudy Gomez is the Hurricane hitter to watch. As the pressure heats up and the bullpen*' importance becomes magnified, Jay Tessmer must come back from what may pro after high school. be his toughest loss yet, giving up the game-winning home run to FSU's Martin in the Seminoles' 11 -inning, 3-2 win last For him, there's only Sunday. - DARIN KLAHR one answer. FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1995 By DARIN KLAHR Baseball Extra Editor Kenny Henderson makes it clear when it comes to his investment: Don't measure it in dollars. A balance sheet some times can lie. or at least, in Henderson's case, miss the (rue story. Kenny Henderson came to the University of Miami four years ago with all the hopes and pres sures of the "next Alex TOm'wrriSCiWF Fernandez." Selected fifth over all in the 1992 amateur draft by the Milwaukee Brewers. • Having gone 24-1 in two Henderson spurned $500,000 to attend UM. years at Sacramento City "I had a lot of growing up to do. a lot of learning to do about College, Adge has relied on baseball and about life." he says now, older and wiser. "I'm in my a lot more than luck in fourth year now and I've taken everything I've learned and establishing himself as a turned into my advantage. Being in control of my emotions on the Miami Hurricane. field, not Jetting an error or two get to me. Responsibility. Social skills and just coming from a small town. I communicate with other people better." •y JIFF MUDDEU Questions, though, about his Hurricane Sports Writer attitude and maturity have cloud Jason Adge will do anything to win a ballgame. even ed his career since he was sus if it means being a little weird. pended his freshman year after He will dig into the laundry bin to pull out his lucky paisley boxer shorts to wear the night before a start — arguing with former coach Ron jusi to feel comfortable on the mound. Fraser for laking him out of a Or he will postpone shaving until exactly five days game. before his next start — just to have some "scruff" on "I don't think it he would've gameday. made it through professional But, Adge doesn't like to call these actions "supersti baseball if he had signed with tions." the Brewers out of high school," "Those are just things that I do to gain some confi says Scott Boras, his advisor dence on the mound," Adge said. "They help me men since high school. "It would hav. tally prepare for a start. They're minor, stupid things, been too much, too soon, consid and not that big of a deal." ering his background and all he These "confidence builders" Adge has acquired throughout his high school and college pitching days had to deal with. College has ihould be a big deal to him — they have worked very given him everything he's ever well. wanted. " Entering this weekend's homestand against Florida College, Boras says, has pro Stale, Adge owns a 7-1 record with a 2.95 earned run vided him with an education tha' average. He has hurled 61 strikeouts in just 64 innings goes beyond books and class pitched. rooms and far beyond the base Last Saturday, Adge held the high-powered Seminole ball field. offense to four runs on five hits in six innings of work, getting a no-decision in the Hurricanes' 6-5 victory. "Kenny's more worldly now a Adge knew it was a big game, and he knows his start a personality,"says Boras. "His this Saturday (7 p.m.. Sunshine) in front of Miami's experiences in college have home crowd will be even bigger. helped him understand more "I've been waiting for this series for two years now," about the game and his life." (aid Adge. "They do hype it up big time, it's a big series, Bul the doubts have still and we want to kick their butt." flowed from those who second- So how does he prepare for a series as big as this one? guessed his decision to spurn the "I have to go in there, concentrate, and just throw my pros again lasl year after the same," said Adge. "Yeah, it's FSU and all that pressure Montreal Expos drafted him in is going to be there, but I have to focus and not let that the second round of ihe amateur outside stuff min my game." draft. Going a combined 10-7 in Adge, the junior college transfer from Sacramento (Calif.) City College, is no stranger to competition. In sophomore and junior seasons • Kenny Henderson sot* n« fact, he loves the thrill of a big ballgame. filled with injuries, inconsisten izing what fie has learnel ir Case in point: Adge's first UM appearance came cies and critical pitching lapses. against the University of Florida in front of 4.700 fans __, -LI IL DUNCAN ROSS III /Assistant Photo Editor Henderson returned to school for in Gainesville on February 5. Coach Jim Morris pulled • Clean cut as he might look here, Jason Adge makes sure his dark side comes through every hme on the his senior season with a mission starter J.D. Arteaga in favor of Adge. It was the fourth mound, only shaving five days before a scheduled start. The junior from Sacramento City College has brought to prove that the 94-mile-an-hour "I had a lot oj gt inning. Bases loaded. No outs. Hurricanes leading. 2-0. u few of his customs along wilh him to Miami. fastball and all that talent were baseball and ab'« Pressure'.' been recruited by a division I school. I think I still would staff and the rest of the players because I know they are not wasted. "No. It was cool. It was fun. I was pumped up." Adge everything I've tea have gone to Sac City." very good. I know the game will be taken care of." "I expect to he the No. I pitch said. Adge's spectacular second year at Sac City brought Like so many other pitchers thai have passed through He pitched out of the jam. giving up just one run and er on our staff." he said before control of my eivoi him recognition on a national scale. He posted an unde the clubhouse at Mark Light Stadium. Adge has a mutu the year began. "I expect to win striking out four Gators in 3.2 innings of work. feated 11-0 mark, with a 2.24 ERA. He was ranked as al respect for UM pitching coach La/er Collazo. double-digit games. I expect to to me. Responsi nl "I have nerves." said Adge. "But my nerves help me, one ofthe top 10 junior college players in the nation by "Lazer has helped me a lol. He's a good one-on-one, they prepare me. They're pan of my routine. Baseball America. he's straight up. and that's what I like." said Adge. "Off get back lo Omaha and get a win town. I commun ct "I feel that when you stop getting nervous, you should Then he got the call. the field, he's a great guy to joke around wilh, to have out there." probably quit. It's no fun any more. It's no challenge. "(Assistant coach) Turtle Thomas called me after my fun with, and that's whal you need in a coach. Though Henderson had set his That's why nerves are a big part of baseball." sophomore year. We came lo Miami, they gave me a "He does know his stuff and I respect him very much. sights on the pros last year, bar "His numbers have IK!•> Jason has been around the game for most of his life. good offer, and I took it." Adge recalled. I've heen very lucky to have the two best pitching gaining hardened him bul also He attended Mira Loma High School in his native matched up to whal they fini And he got nothing but encouragement from couches in the nation, in Lazer and Jerry (Weinstein)." has left some pro clubs wonder Sacramento. It was there he earned all-stale honors alter Weinstein. Colla/o's biggest fear — Adge will be drafted this he." says Baseball Amerii posting an 8-1 record and a 2.20 ERA his senior year. ing. "I knew the whole program and all the coaches — spring and will leave Miami. Editor Allan Simpson, wl" Despite his solid performances, he was not heavily "They were looking for whal Morris. Collazo. and Thomas." said Weinstein. "1 "I'm scared we're going lo lose him." Collazo said. speaks regularly speaks u bai recruited by Division I schools. he turned down out of high thought Miami would be best for him." "He's locating well. He's throwing well. He's throwing ball scouts aboul prospec "I wasn't a big-time prospect out of high school." school." Expos General Manager hard. He's a big-lime competitor. He knows how to hold ability is v.ry obvious. H 's I Adge said. "I was a kid who threw hard, but didn't know Kevin Malone said. "We don't Now. Adge is loving every minute of it. runners. All lhe little things, he does well." where it was going right away. I had u lot of strikeouts. a consistent habit ol brealfni] "I really enjoy playing here." he said. "Out of Sac- think he's worth lhat now. He hut a lot of walks " down in hi jf games." City, I wanted to go to the best program I could. I've As important as his coaches are. Jason's parents, Fred really hasn't helped himself in Hendersoi's goal of ge inj No. Division I was no big deal for Adge. who was always dreamed aboul playing al the University of and Cynthia, hold the No. I spot in his life. three year at Miami. What has he planning on attending Sacramento City, or Sac City, for dratted in tie firsl round ^cli Miami. When I was given lhe opportunity. I came in a "They've always supported me and been behind me done? Whal has he proven? I'm some time. As it turns out. it was probably the besl deci heartbeat. I think il's wonderful here." through good and bad." Adge said. "In high school, nol sure he warrants the money ous at besl. *iii*npson suys sion of his life. He is pleased with his performances as a Hurricane — everv one was getting a job. My parents knew baseball he turned down |from the because ihi.i e are teams \» n Adge credits Sac City couch Jerry Weinstein. a former so far. One thing lhat makes Adge so al ease on Ihe was importani lo me so they let me just go to school and Expos |." ly claim the / will not dru ih L'M assistant, for much of his pitching ability. mound is lhe slrenglh of the Hurricane bullpen, namely play ball. They kept telling me lo go as far as you can to foot-5. 195-mund lor rea •Jason came in here as a very crude pitcher." And though Henderson has nol Jay Tessmer and Allan Wesllall. reach your dream. They're behind me and my dream thai include Ihe Boras' ro|(inu Weinstein said. "But. he was a hard worker and made missed a start this year — "I leel very secure knowing that they can come out in 100 perceni. I credit much of my success to them." as a lough regotiator. some adjustments, and became quite an outstanding emerging as the Hurricanes' ace the sixth or seventh inning with a one-run lead and hold Fred and Cynthia Adge plan lo be in town for this "A lot of learns won't ii Jit pitcher." il," said Adge. "Thai's always good as a starter to know — and has a 7-2 record going weekend's series to watch their son pitch. They hope him because of all the ba| L.IJ I he bond that Adge formed with Weinstein is one that that you have lhal behind you. their sun pilches his besl and keeps his baseball success inlo tonight's game against Simpson sjjid. "We're taH iiu was MI.II lo Jason's career. "It's always scary when I think that, al other schools, and dreams alive. Florida Stale (7 p.m.. Sunshine), • I had know n him lor years." Adge said. "I went lo his lot less bargaining power *.r a pitcher can have a three-run lead and be shaky going And along with ihem. Hurricane fans just hope lhat some still ask the same questions camps in lhe summertime when I was a kid. so I pretty lo the bench, noi knowing whal will happen. I can leave Adge's superstitions keep paying off—and that those that never seem lo go away. because he's a senior and he much knew I was going there out of high school. Had I with a one-run lead, and I'm confident in the pitching paisley boxers Mill fit. iday. April 14, 1995 THE MIAMI HURRICANI Pa IATE vs. MIAMI Miami-FSU duel continues, Hurricanes look to rebound REGRETS • As UM and FSU head to the second half of their six-game clash, Miami gets the home-field advantage this weekend at Mane Light Stadium. By CHRIS CLARK Hurricane Staff Writer Repeal or revenge? That's the question that the sev enth-ranked University of Miami Hurricanes will have to answer this weekend as they play host to the Seminoles of Florida State University in a three-game series at Mark Light Stadium. The Hurricanes look lo avenge their series loss lo the third-ranked Seminoles last weekend in Tallahassee, getting their first chance Friday night at 7 p.m. at Mark Light Stadium. Johnson, an All-American, shut down the Hurricane offense last week, giving up just two hits and no earned runs. He currently is second in the voting for pitchers for the Smith Award, given annually to the three best players in college baseball by the National Collegiate Baseball Writers. He's second, however, to Henderson. J.C. RIDLEY / Staff Photographer Henderson said he hopes to • Dull moments rarely exist when the Hurricanes and the Seminoles rebound against last weekend's dis meet in any sport. The two teams clash again for three games this week appointing loss and will put the loss, end. just his second of the season, behind "I hope it makes a lot of differ boost offensively as well as more him. ence." said Morris. "It makes a dif speed on lhe basepaths. Thompson "Friday's a new day and a new ference for FSU. Their crowd is injured his shoulder against Florida game." said lhe senior from louder than our crowd and it defi lnifiiKiuon.il last week and is listed Ringgold, Ga. "I'll maybe bust nitely gives them a home field as day:to-day. some of their hitters inside a little advantage." UM third-baseman Rudy Gome?. bit, but otherwise I'm going to do Morris said he will approach this (..•198. 10 doubles. 4 home runs) hit the same things that have worked series as he did last week. 7-13 in last weekend's series against for me. I'm just going to work quick "I'm not planning anything new." the St-mini-J.s and looks to be the and throw strikes." said the second-year coach. "We hot hand for the Hurricane offense. Johnson said he is ready for the have to play better as a team. Kenny He is batting .500 lifetime against rematch against Henderson as well has to step it up pitching wise FSU. as the UM home crowd. because if he (Johnson) pitches weU, Gomez, in fact, gol both hits off "I took forward lo throwing he's tough to beat. But. we also have Johnson, who \ast week predicted he against him in Miami. Hopefully, to play better defense and take would shut out UM. Now the FSU we'll have a good game down there advantage of any situation we get to pitcher says he hopes his momen but I'm sure [the crowd] will be score runs." tum will allow him to do the same. loud and get on me." he said. Morris also hopes to have senior "IJohnsonJ doesn't lack confi UM Coach Jim Morris hopes UM outfielder Bruce Thompson, balling dence that's for sure." Henderson fans will show their support in the .319 with three home runs and 14 said. "What we have to do is to series to give Ihe Hurricanes an stolen bases, back and healthy for come out and show him that he's not extra edge. the series to give the Hurricanes a as good as he thinks he is." Johnson fulfills own promise By CHRIS CLARK while yielding only Hurricone Staff Writer two hits and got his TALLAHASSEE - ERA to 2.99. After going 22-2 in "It was one of his first two seasons those nights." as a Seminole pitcher. Johnson admitted. Jonathan Johnson "I was able to proved he could win. establish my fast This year was to be ball and I caught no different. them | UM| off bal Johnson, a junior ance. It felt great to All-American from do this my last Ocala. Fla.. entered time against Miami Ihe season as the No. here in I pitcher for the Tallahassee." Florida State Johnson,second in Seminoles. Paul the Atlantic Coast Wilson was no longer Conference in in Tallahassee to strikeouts. now J.C. RIDUY / Stort Photographer overshadow Johnson, faces perhaps his pw ned $500,000 to come to Hie University of Miami four years ago. With his UM career nearly over, he is real- taken as the first over toughest start of ' in college can never be valued. all pick last June's the year. Friday baseball draft. night, he will take players' strike would have on It was Johnson's the mound once oj growing up to do, a lot of learning to do about draftees' ability to get bonuses in time in the spotlight again against the June. Boras said, "Teams are and he responded Hurricanes. but this time at Mark abmt life. I'm in my fourth year now and I've taken going to try to sell that. There's early, winning his first four starts. The Light Stadium. no validity lo that. What differ i earned and turned into my advantage. Being in right-hander was "I have a lot of ence does it make? It's like gaining momentum momentum going emotions on the field, not letting an error or two get going to buy a car and asking the and making his case down to Miami." isi n lity. Social skills and just coming from a small dealer to give you a discount to professional scouts Johnson said. because you had a bad year as to why he should "Hopefully. I can un cate with other people better. " financially." he a first-round pick keep it down there Special to the Hurricane in this year's draft. and pitch with the No. but it is clear Henderson • Florida State right-hander Jonathan Johnson shut the KENNY HENDERSON will nol recover the hundreds of But. beware the confidence I have Hurricanes down last weekend, proving why he is one of the the last couple of thousands he was offered unless Ides of March. IK'V no way he can leverage going Boras doesn't buy the argu nation's top pitchers. weeks. They're he does make it The Show, as he The prophecy ey i muld back lo school. Also. Ihe strike ment Henderson has left bargain meant for Julius going to be ready and so many others call the <*/» i may bring down bonuses this ing power as a senior, not being Caesar held true for Johnson as well as the junior strug for me. Last year. Ihe fans really got on me and I'm sure major leagues. WIT|> year, depending on how quickly able lo leverage the possibility of gled throughout the month, dropping three of five starts they are going to loud and after me again." For some, that will become the •.II Ixise- lhe fans return. Still, other clubs going back lo school. Por Boras, and having his earned run average rise near four before The fans "got on" Johnson because of his highly crit true measure of whether Kenny X'Cl The could overlook thai solely that is just another bargaining finally gelling a win. ical comments aboul UM senior pitcher Kenny Henderson ever gained on his Henderson after a game lasl year in Tallahassee. .Hi hud because of his ability." tool in lhe big business lhat has The turning point of the season for Johnson came investment to attend the after a 14-5 crushing at the hands of Duke University Johnson had angrily called Henderson a "joke" and was real tnu Boras is currently negotiating become professional baseball. University of Miami, whose cur batters. It was then lhat Johnson said he knew he'd have suspended for a game by FSU coach Mike Martin. with the Seattle Mariners on "It's just factually not true," 1 rent goal of getting drafted in the to rebound and start pitching to the level he's capable of. If there has been any criticism of Johnson, thus, it has ' pe ing behalf of former Georgia Tech said Boras who also was an first round falls short of his goal He set his sights on the Wolfpack of North Carolina been for his emotion, bul he said that that's part of his nd 11 ilubi- catcher Jason Varitek who slill agent for former Hurricanes four years ago "to make myself a State University, and hasn't looked back since. nature. uys only remains unsigned after the catcher Charles Johnson, now "I'm a guy who pilches w ith a lot of enthusiasm." said top-lhree pick." "While playing at N.C. State. I told myself I'm going is v in flat- Mariners drafted him as ihe 14lh with the Florida Marlins, and to shut them out and I'm going to shut oui the University Johnson. Bul as he has grown, with help dru ihe (V selection last year in the first formr No. I picks Brien Taylor, of Miami. I also wanted lo get my ERA under three." Martin agreed with his star pitcher. from his coaches, his girlfriend rea ms round. Varitek. 1994 Baseball who gol a 11.33 million signing Johnson said. "Not that I'm such a statistical man. but it "He's a guy who loves to compete. He thrives on it." of three years and Marlins psy re|uiaiion America Player of the Year, had bonus Irom lhe New York was something I had to sel for myself to come out and Martin said. "It's a personal thing. lis him against lhe also turned the pros down after Yankees, and Baltimore Orioles chologist Harvey Dorfman, do." hitter. He gels excited and I like that kind of attitude. Henderson will easily tell you He's a special indi\ idual thai the young guys feed oil of. ll tl lift his high school and junior year pitcher Ben McDonald. "The The Wolfpack were lo be no match, as Johnson struck the money he's given up. the out a team-high 15 en route to the complete-game and he's the epitome of a winner." N ?.ige." and may soon be headed lo lhe business is about talent anything shutout, his seventh win of the year. Half of his prophe Johnson, who said he is nol superstitious, will wear independent Northern League relating to pursuing academics opportunity cost, was worth his latt ny u cy was fulfilled. his father's high school number. 13, instead of a major league organi shouldn't affect lhal." time at Miami. ver nr him Johnson then faced the Hurricanes in a much-antici As for Johnson's future. Martin has a prophecx of his zation. Every penny. Every second. ind here's Asked what effect the recent pated rivalry last weekend between the slate's two best own. teams. Johnson won. and though he gave up a run in the "I think Jonathan will pitch in lhe big leagues, sonic- 9-1 victory, it wasn't earned. The junior struck out 11 day." he said. "I certainly do." Lowe Art Museum hosts exhibition FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1995 UM work compared with best student exhibits in the nation By VICTOR JOSE OTERO reviews: "Some of the stuff is really Assistant Accent Edilor great. The other stuff is . . . well, The 1995 Siudent Exhibition I'm really surprised," said Ruchi opened yesterday to large crowds at Kumar, sophomore majoring in lhe Lowe Art Museum. The exhibi biology. tion is sponsored by Ihe Department "I feel a lol of figurative art was of Art and Art History. The exhibi overlooked. It's mostly abstract tion included pieces in eight cate expressionism, nol figurative. A gories: ceramics, drawing, illustra show sponsored by the University tion/graphic design, mixed media, for the students should demonstrate painting, photography, pnntmaking the wide garnet of the styles taught and sculpture. here, " said Jon Murphy, a senior They were judged by Leonard majoring in graphic design. Lehrer. Chairman of the BILLY JOEL, ELTON JOHN Department of Art at New York Exhibition continues CO FACE TO FACE University, who says that he would The exhibition, which continues "favorably compare the quality of Face lo Face: Billy Joel and through May 5, will provide fodder Elton John are performing at 7:30 this exhibition with the best art stu for conversation and debate. "It's p.m. tonight at Joe Robbie dent work being produced al this very important to excite the arts. Stadium. The "Rocket Man" and time anywhere in the country." Everything in art is relative," said the "Piano Man" tickets are still Alena Fresquet, whose available through TicketMaster The viewing audience included Emancipation of the Soul was on for $25. those honored as well as other UM display. Her piece won the Alumni students. The community at large Award for painting. was also represented, each with his Maile Abailia. a junior majoring own interpretations of the art in video film, felt that the works works. spoke to her directly: "[The art "I'm very proud of everyone who work) shows the character of the submitted [material to this exhib people of my generation". it)," said Todd Gerth, senior in music. Miccosukee show also open "I'm always happy with the Also showing with the student shows." said Bruce Nadeau, a exhibition was The Miccosukee: A senior majoring in film and art. Visual Commentary which runs The layout of the show was wide until May 28. The traveling exhibit ly praised. Much thought was given was organized by Collier County h to lighting and positioning to give and Jacquie Spector. The the pieces iheir due attention. Miccosukee Tribe uses color pho "I think it's great that Ihe tographs and text to present the University of Miami is allowing dynamic culture of the Miccosukee studenls to exhibit their works. It tribe. gives the artist a chance to show "A marvelous show — it high people what they do. UM has a real lights the culture of the Indians in COMEDIAN TO DISCUSS strong talent base that gives them our area," said Inez Segal. COLLEGE EXPERIENCE the opportunity to showcase work Touched by the simplicity of the Gutbuster at the Rathskeller on of this caliber," said Jeff Respress, photographs, Martha Stockhausen Saturday features Selh Buchwald. a junior majoring in film. said "I love the Seminole pictures." This comedian focuses on topics that specifically relate lo the col Both exhibitions are conscien lege experience. Buchwald is not Mixed Reviews tious and thought-provoking, offer CHRIS BERNACCHI / Staff Photographer only a professional comedian, but A few in attendance had mixed ing something for everyone. Inez Segal lakes a look at the siudent exhibit at the Lowe. he is a professor of stand up com edy and humor writing at Michigan State University. His act discusses topics such as the Mahoney/Pearson hosts student talent show bookstore, professors, scantron tests, dating in the'90's, and LAURA STABUIN the students for a program. I would were, alternative band Parts Per by freshman JB Blot, played in the "I thought it was pretty cool. People going back to your parents' Accent Editor like to do more programs like this. Million, alternative instrumental competition. were having a good time. The per house over vacation. Believe it our not, UM is hiding a It provides a more harmonius group Nine Inch Kneelers, Modern Freshman Nathaniel Brooks was formers weren't taking il lo serious lot of talent. And to prove that this atmosphere between the students ballet dancer Kristal Yipon, and looking forward to performing ly and allowed themselves to have LOVE CATS WILL is true, Mahoney and Pearson and the workers." heavy metal group Guarionex. before his peers. "I'm used to com a good lime loo." PERFORM AT RAT Residential Colleges hosted a In addition to the special meal Monet Faunlleroy graced the audi petition. This is going to be a chal- Among lhe prizes which were Talent Show and Battle of the and the free sound provided by ence with two songs by Madonna lange for me because I have to rep handed out at the end of the evening The Love Cats will be per Bands in M/P Cafeteria Wednesday Foundation Sound, the RA's were and musician Peter Lally excited resent the rap world since I'm the were recording studio hours, movie forming at 7 p.m on Friday at the evening. able to obtain professional judges students with his renditions of Peter only rapper tonight," said Brooks. tickets, and free dinners. Rathskeller. This four member Junior Kirk White said, "There's for the contest. Dave Olson, Gabriels' "In Your Eyes" for which His act was quite original for he group will be playing a mix of Director of Business and legal he played guitar and Paul Simons' really did rap his own thoughts and Winners: classic rock and original tunes. a lot of talent here. People want to show what they have and this is a Affairs for Warner Bros. "You Can Call Me Al" during ideas before Ihe audience. First place. Outlet good way for them to do it." Publications, Clyde Hagler, Chief which he played the trombone. Sernior Gila Singh commented, Second place. Nine Inch Kneelers MISCELLANEOUS It was the hard work of the resi Engineer of Criteria Record If you recieved a prank call that "[The talent show] is a great pro Third place, Guarionex. • Filmmakers D.A. dent assistants which allowed this Studios, and Raul Murciano, found evening, it was probably the work gram. A lot of people were staying Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus event to take place. With some heli ing member of Miami Sound of "The Mad Hatter", Mike and getting into it." Best vocalist, will present their documentary um balloons and tablecloths, the Machine and host of WTMI radio Kusznir. Other acts of the evening For much of the evening, it was 1 rd Nate the Great The War Room at 7:30 p.m. at cafeteria was transformed into a show "Musica Cubana y Mas" included the instrumental duo impossible to find an empty seat in 2nd Peter Lally the Bill Cosford Cinema festive gathering place. Daka were all happy to share their time Something's Not Right, fire-breath the cafeteria. As in every crowd of 3rd Monet (Memorial Building, 2nd floor) Restaurants even provided a special and knowledge of the music indus ing Liam McGamm, and lip synch excited students, there were a few on Monday, April 17, 1995. dinner for the occasion. try for the program. ing to "Baby Got Back". In addi hecklers, but overall, students Most entertaining Admission is free, with available Steve Brown, Co-manager of Thirteen acts performed before tion. Outfit, a band described as appeared to be enjoying the pro 1 Krystal Yipon seating for the first 240 people. M/P cafeteria, said, "This is the first the crowd gathered in the M/P cafe "Pearl Jam, The Doors and Stevie gram. 2 Suketu, Walter and Sunny For more information call 284- time we have gotten together with teria. Among the performances Ray Vaughn all squished together," Junior Michael Rosenberg said. 3 Liam McGamm 6902. • BachFest 1995 is celebrating the 10th anniversary of lhe Miami Bach Society and lhe Zeppelin tribute does justice to band 310th anniversary of Johann Sebastian Bach's birth. Dancing Days are here again. their breakup (NOT!), actually did a superb rendition of Prize week for greeks A multi-media presentation arious artists who grew up under the narcotic "Misty Mountain Hop." Vocalist Linda Perry brought a It's thai time of year when Management chairperson entitled "An and Architecture in influence of the legendary Led Zeppelin have sense of wonder because she did not imitate Plant, like chapters on campus are recog Gretchen McGarry of Sigma the Baroque" will be given at 8 V banded together to record others tried to do. nized for Delta Tau organized a job-inter p.m. on Monday, April 17 at the Encomium: A Tribute to Led For example, Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots various out- —————______\- view workshop held on Clarke Recital Hall, Austin Zeppelin. tried too hard to be Plant during "Dancing Days," but standing Wednesday night. •Weeks Center. "The Bach Cello This album does justice to the in general, the Pilots came out with a winner. ach i eve- Also on Wednesday night, the Suites" will be performed at 8 renowned band, which, for those One band on the album did not fit in with the other ments dur Interfraternity Council and fra p.m. on Tuesday, April 18 at the of you either too young to know musicians: Duran Duran. ing the ternity men carefully listened lo Lowe Art Museum, 1301 who Zepellin are or have lived While recording "Thank You," which is one of the annual lips on rush from Dave Stollman, Stanford Dr., Coral Gables. A under a rock for all these years, latest singles performed by Plant and Page on their No Association lhe charismatic rush god. UM's lecture will be offered on consisted of Jimmy "Guitar God" Quarter album, Duran Duran were definitely not of Greek- Head Baseball Coach Jim Morris Page, "Pope" John Paul Jones, "German Society in the Time of "Hungry Like A Wolf." They should just retire and pul Letter spoke about motivation and how Bach" at 8 p.m. on Wednesday. Robert "Don't Call Me Bob" Plant us out of our misery. Organi and the late John Bonham. il applies to rush. Mark Lasky of April 19 at the Clarke Recital Someone else who needs to just leave us alone and zation SAE and SDT's Dara Arbeiter Hall. The best cover on (he album is W11XIAM ruined one of the greatest Led Zep songs was none WACHSBERGER (AGLO) JODY outlined their public relations • Baloney Sandwich will be definitely Hootie & The other than Sheryl "I Am Pretty But Have No Talent" awards. The JACKSON plan for fall rush. It involves performing from 11:30 a.m. to Blowfish's rendition of "Hey Hey Managing Crow. She screams through parts of the song and just awards ban Greek heightening publicity ihrough 1:30 p.m during on Friday al the What Can I Do." The up-and-com Edilor butchers it. Sheryl, baby, give it a rest before you shat quet will be the Hurricane, WVUM and UM ing South Carolina band is simply Life UCpalio. ter my eardrum. held on Newsvision. • The Film Artist Revolution unbelievable, whether doing Led Zep or their own This band that paved the way by expanding material. Thursday, Jody Jackson is a senior (FAR) is hosting their weekly rock'n'roll inlo a future of metal and thrash have been April 20 at the Doubletree in majoring in broadcast journal evening of film, music and art at Joining Hootie are such acts as 4 Non Blondes, long-deserving of a tribute by the newest sensations in Coconut Grove. Look for the ism and political science. She is 8 p.m. on Thursday, April 20 at Never the Bride, the Rollins Band, Sheryl Crow, Stone Ihe music industry. results in my column next week. a member of Kappa Kappa LB's Eatery (6301 Ponce De Temple Pilots, Blind Melon and others. William Wachsberger is a junior majoring in news- In Panhellenic news, Risk Gumma. 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Nol valid on Metrolrner Service oi Aulo train " Tickets aie nonrefundable and musi be purchased wrlhin 7 days alter reservations are made, or sooner il UnivciMiv of Mi.IIIII departure is within 10 days ol reservation dale Children's halt-tare applies lo up lo two children (ages 2 15) accompanied by an adult Senioi ciliren discount ol 15% applies to passengers age 6? and over Unlimited stuiiovers allowed within 30 days However, liavel ovei Ihe same segment ol Ihe Amlrak roule system is restricted Changes to route oi stopovers alter departuie prohibited Fares based on availability and subject lo change without notice Seals aie limited Othei restrictions apply Final matches pivotal for Miami By DEREK HARPER Associate Sports Editor Miami vs. Florida State. When University of Miami fans think of this matchup, they usually envision the epic gridiron games played on Saturdays at lhe Orange Bowl. Sunday, the Miami men's tennis team will add their own chapter to the storied rivalry when they take on Florida State Universily at 1:30 p.m. at the Neil Schiff Tennis Center. For the men, this match is just as important to their season as the football games are to lhe Hurricanes in the fall. The Seminoles come to Miami ranked No. 18 and look to quell any hopes UM has of qualify ing for the NCAA Regionals. The No. 31 Hurricanes have been hampered by injuries most of the season after starling their 1995 campaign as one of the favorites to take the NCAA tournament. Coming into the lasl weekend of the regular season, they now find them selves scrapping just to qualify for FR1DAY.APRIL 14, 1995 the Regionals. "We don't put on any pressure, like this is a musl-win or some thing," Assistant Coach Chuck Willenborg said. "We just try to gel them to play up lo their abilities and let things work themselves out. DUNCAN ROSS III/Assistant Photo Editor "There is a bit more pressure, • Hurricane standout Gil Kovalski returns a shot against South Florida two weeks ago at the Neil Schiff Tennis Center. Kovalski and his teammates since we've only had the team will host Florida State Sunday in the team's final match before next weekend's Big East Championships. healthy for the lasl four or five matches, but we'll do lhe best we Muskatirovic, the nation's No. 7 competing against tough opponents, you want to win, there will always We're not expected to win so we can. The guys just have to go out ranked player, may very well be the and get his confidence back. be pressure." can do whatever, more or less," there and make the shots they're key to Sunday's match. He began "It takes some time, but I'm sure The return of the Hurricanes lop Schot said. "And it helps because POPA SELECTED FOURTH capable of making, and there will the season by winning the NCAA's he'll be fine. As far as the injury player will surely take some pres we can play more relaxed." IN 1995 USBL DRAFT be no problems." first major and earning the No. 1 goes, that's finished - it's all behind sure of the shoulder of men's ranking. After undergoing him now." Muskatirovic's teammates. Gil ormer University of Miami The fact that this match may not For the first time in months the surgery in January and missing For Muskatirovic. coming back Kovalski and Raymon Schot were center Constantin Popa was only determine Ihe fate of their sea Hurricanes are healthy and playing more than a month. Muskatirovic into a pressure filled situation is just the only veterans left when Fselected in the first round of son but is also against iheir No. I well, and maybe just in time to save returned to find his team in desper part of the game. Muskatirovic went down and had lo the 1995 United States Basketball in-stale rival is not losl upon the the season. ate need of a boost. keep the team headed in the right League Wednesday by two-time Miami players. "I feel pretty confident really," Following the FSU match, Miami direction. defending USBL champion Miami "It's very importani. first of all "Physically, he's close to 100 Muskatirovic said. "Il is hard in the will play in the Big East Tropics. The Bucharest, Romania because it is Florida State." Srdjan percent, but he still needs lo get way that I lost the rhythm of prac "I think it prepared us," Schot Tournament April 21-23, where native was the fourth player select Muskatirovic said. "Wilh a win back into the mental aspect of his ticing and playing in matches all the said. "I think everyone likes to play they will be heavily favored, so this ed in the territorial phase of the there is a good chance we could get game," Willenborg said. "He needs lime. under pressure. could be their lasl chance to impress draft. into the Regionals." lo get into the groove of things, like "It is nol extra pressure though. If "Wilh Srdjan back, it helps. the selection committee. The Tropics also selected Florida State University's Andre Reid in the second round of the territorial draft. Women on a roll, look to continue winning ways "We are very happy that the Tropics were able to select both By DEREK HARPER "To take it into the Big East tourna on a roll that has seen them climb Lady Hurricanes played seven against each in the last month. local players in the year's draft." Associate Sports Editor ment would hopefully keep that steadily up the rankings and into teams currently in the top 15. all on "We are looking to keep the Miami Tropics owner John Lucas It's the holiest team in Universily feeling of win position for a possible NCAA berth. the road. momentum going," Viollet said, "ll said. "Both players will hopefully of Miami athletics. Playing at home ning going." "Being al home has helped us." At home. Miami has thrived in its will really boost our confidence benefit from playing in the USBL since March 13. the Universily of Miami (8-7). lhe team's top player, senior Rachel own atmosphere. heading inlo the Big East tourna as part of their journey to play in Miami women's tennis team has has turned its Viollet said. "We have a lot of "All matches against ranked leam ment and hopefully the Regionals." the NBA." found ils groove, winning six of season around young players and it is hard to get are going to be tough, bul I think For Viollet. Saturday will be her The former Hurricane center was seven matches coming into this after starting off adjusted to college tennis when playing top five teams we learned last regular season match al Miami. chosen behind Terrance Rencher weekend's finale against the slowly. The your traveling. things lhat we have applied to the "It really hasn't hit me that this is (New Jersey Turnpikes), Jesse University of South Florida. Lady 'Canes "We have played a lot of teams lower schools," Viollet said. my lasl match at UM." she said. Salter (Florida Sharks) and former Saturday at 11 a.m., the No. 23 played eight of that are not used to playing in the "Lower schools" include oppo "We have played a lot of big match St. John's University center Jerome Lady 'Canes will take on No. 38 their first 10 heat. Plus. I think we played our nents such as No. 22 University of es this season so I don't think it's Scott (Westchester Stars). UM's USF (11-6) ^t the Neil Schiff matches on the toughest matches in the beginning South Alabama (11-3), No. 26 San any bigger than the others." all-time leader in blocked shots Tennis Center in their final regular road, including of the year. Diego State University (10-6), No. (263), Popa finished his career season match before hosting the Big two trips to One trademark of Sands is her 31 Harvard University (6-3). No. 35 "I just warn to go out there and among Miami's all-time perform East Championships April 20-22. SANDS California. ability lo schedule top teams Universily of Michigan (5-4) and play well. My point counts just lhe ers in points (1,132, 14th on UM's "Staying on the ride of winning is Since reluming throughout her schedule each sea USF with lhe exception of same as the number six point, so we all-time list), rebounds (701, ninth), fabulous." Coach Kim Sands said. home in mid-March, UM has been son. In their first nine matches, the Michigan. Miami was victorious all have to play well." steals (89, tied-eighth) and starts (83, third). He also was in the top five in games played (113. lied- fourth) and minutes played (2,624. Final home track meet fifth). - LIAM FITZGERALD includes FIU, USF UM WOMEN SIGN OKLAHOMA GUARD Russell heading for fifth national title, he University of Miami women's basketball team takes first place at Rice University meet Tsigned 5-9 guard Beth Barnhart of Holdenville, OK to a By RICK GOLD last weekend, finishing first in the national letter of intent on Tuesday, Assistant Sports Editor 400 meter run. He should mn in just the first day of Ihe NCAA's spring This weekend, the University of the 400 again this weekend. signing period. Miami track and field team will Thorne finished fifth in the 800 Barnhart was named All-State by host its last home meet of the sea in the indoor season to become Oklahoma coaches and was named son al the Greentree Track against UM's first male indoor All- lo the Tulsa World's Super Team Florida International University and American and plans to make a run after averaging over 27 points a the University of South Florida. at the national championship in the game for The Moss School. The 3.000 800 in June at "I am extremely excited that meter races and the NCAA Beth is coming to Miami," UM the 2,000 meter meet. Coach Feme Labati said. "She will steeplechase "Right now be a great addition to the will be at 6 p.m. I'm trying to Hurricanes." Friday night improve my - RICK GOLD and the rest of speed," Thome the events begin said. "Right STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS Saturday at 10 now I'm on a a.m. workout that is IN TAMPA FOR UM CREW Miami's planned so that his Saturday, the University Gillian Russell I peak at the of Miami crew will compete will continue end of the year, in the Florida State antl >ne coac 1es T her march GRIER COSBY * Championships in Tampa. The towards her \.\J30 ar_ a|„0 tryjng Hurricanes will be rowing against fifth national championships after to bulk me up a little." nine other schools including claiming the women's team's only The men dominated the FIU University of Central Florida. first place finish in the in the Rice Invitational last weekend and Universily of Florida, Stetson University Women's Quadrangular expect similar results this weekend. University, and Rollins College. on Saturday in Houston. She almost Paul Island finished first in the Last year UM won 11 out of the certain to be an All-American in triple jump and second in the long 19 events it entered. They also won track for the eight time and is a jump and Ryan Dall was first in the the overall trophy. This time they favorite to win il all. pole vault and second in the javelin. are only rowing in 11 races. The women finished fourth in the Also earning first-place finishes at "We hope lo win as many races meet that featured Rice, the FIU were Maxwell Voce in the 400 as possible. Our main focus are the University of Arkansas and the meter intermediate hurdles, Daley six , eight [rowers] races," Men's University of Illinois but should O'Neil in the javelin and the 1500 Coach Joe O'Connor said. "Our have an easy time this weekend. and 400 meter relay teams. problem is the lack of the depth." The team is in its stretch run as it "We see this meet as a develop Part of the challenge facing UM prepares for the NCAA Outdoor mental meet, but we would like to crew is the youth of the rowers in Championships in Knoxville. Tenn. win lhe meet," UM Men's Coach key positions. O'Connor believes in late May and early June. Rodney Price said. "It's important that their development has been "We had a real good meet lasl that our kids perform well because going well and that "now is the weekend and we need to build on we are going against a couple of time to perform." that Ihe next three weeks after ihis other state schools and there is a bit This weekend women's crew meet," UM Women's Coach Amy of a rivalry there." will be looking for revenge against Deem said. Braxton Cosby took second in the Florida Institute of Technology. On Freshman Patrina Allen took 100 meter dash but banged up his March 18, when UM hosted fourth in the 100 meter hurdles, and knees while finishing second in the Florida Tech in a regatta, it won all Deem said lhal she would like to 110 meter hurdles and required the races. On the other hand the see Allen and freshman Yolanda stitches. The stitches are scheduled men won all of their races against McCray to step up in the 400 meter to be removed on Friday and he ihem. Bul some of their rowers hurdles as well. will run in the 400 meter hurdles on were out wilh injuries. Now that "That needs to happen in the next Saturday even though he most like (hey are all well, O'Connor three weeks." Deem said. "I ihink ly will nol be at 100 percent. believes that it will be a tougher, that if they put iheir minds to it they Davian Clarke will run the 400, more aggressive race. can perform well in the 400 as well an event in which he set the school "Even though their injured row as the 100." record earlier this season, after run ers are back and it will be a close Also in the coming weeks Deem ning the 200 last week and finishing race, we have a good chance of DUNCAN ROSS III/Assistant Photo Editor said that she hopes Lakeya Avant second. winning," sophomore rower Matt can qualify for NCAA in lhe long Ron Pingaro placed second in the Troncelliti said. • Miami sophomore long jumper Paul Island leaps through the South Florida air during the Gatorade Classic jump and Latesha Grier can qualify high jump with a personal best of 6- at Greentree two weeks ago. The Hurricanes host Florida International and South Florida this weekend in in the 100 meter dash. 6 and Julian Holt tied for third in - CLAUDIA PERNUDI their last home match. Senior Ronald Thorne took a the event wilh a jump of 6-4 and week off from the 800 meter race also was third in the pole vault. Friday, April •••, "95 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 13 Engagement Rings 10%-15% OFF! Official Wholesale Price List! S.A. Peck & Co. 55 E. Vnt.hmgton, Chicago, IL 60602 For a Free .12-Page Color Catalog Toll-free IHOOI 9220090 FAX 1312)977-0241 EYE EXAMINATIONS Internet Caialog at htlp: "www. lapeck com/taperk The Employee Benefits Office is pleased to announce that effective immediately eye examinations are available to UM students & regular full time faculty at a location near the Coral Cables Campus. 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MEISA presents Retail & Distribution: The Music Pipeline w -^ —"^ Tuesday, April 18, 1995 7-9PM Rathskeller Lewis Room Moderator: Ginger Redding Panelists: Anne Spector Lief - President of Spec's Music EGACY Laura Little - WEA Punky Gonzalez - Sam Goody Nelson Perez - Bassin Distributors The Senior Class Gift Program Mary Giordani - Y & T Records \A/H# v/W ft9M \#? Wt ipNMur. Wt AcaPTif Mte 7*N tr w»* it*t Wt cANt - t_Mj ACPJM m *TP_UT *cm rtWM ACWH Open to everyone, business attire recommended TW WW JN **f.*,CAf», TP. •*•*•**. Ahf(\Ar** - vA(ANt Wt ifcl* IT Ir W&:WWM. Wt vrfw ry _w»CNMruN. "£*Ng k.tk*^r. Ir HpWlMI Wt «-»ft rp[N» Wt MNV 0i* luw•uft-vu' ALL PLEDGES ARE TIJKNCP JR4NM ANP OCUN Wt KOM( HISRJCANC* Wt v*« REGISTER FOR SUMMER DANCE CLASSES ASAP!!!! AWCP Wc _,TS P^TCO Tm $TACM*. T-t £YI SCHOOL OF MUSIC DAN: 311 Modem Dance, Level 3 Remember, you can pay by ter'# tv d^Nt*/" ik»**TiAn LAKE 0*CIIKA Mw^r 0RIAKM*H\ 'A/** M-trcu «r**i»# -VRC^K ..' 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Study Abroad Summer Course in Scotland Earn six UM credits in this unique four-week program Study with the faculty of the historic University of Glasgow, one of the great universities of Great Britain Learn about the people and events that shaped Scotland while living in one of Europe's cultural capitals Enjoy the grandeur of the Scottish Highlands in a special four-day retreat at the culmination of the program Other Summer Programs Are Still Open Film studies in the Czech Republic Culture and language program in Sweden Language courses in Colombia, Japan, Vietnam, Spain, France, anMdU German>.ii*i many . , s then"""1*'- Mafee W RESERVE YOUR SPACE NOW! UNIVERSITY OF Call for more information 284-3434 STUDY ABROAD PROGRAMS «. ,*•;•• . s^ .-.«»•• -•--:••-*•• •p-**.:-:^ . . ___T^ @ To put a classified ad in The Classified Section is the The Hurricane call our office at fastest way to reach 10,000 284-4401 or come by UC 221 people on this campus. during regular business hours. FRIDAY APRIL 14 1995 CLASSIFIEDS Sf_t1 .&. \eZl-3. -**- J FOR SALE @3 FOR REM BUM Ifl GREEK FORUM ^-PERSONALS Come Together For Purple Haze. $1750 weekly possible mailing our Congrats to the women of ZTA for an Tuesday April 25, 199. Is National '86 Clnvertable Cavalier. Perfect cruis House - 2 br/1 bath + den. Old Florida April 22,1995 10pm at the Youth Service Day. There will be a er for class or beach. $3750. 446-5026. style, all wood, a/c. Large fenced shady circulars. For Info call 202-298-8952 outstanding benefit for the Women's yard. Walk to UM. Quiet neighborhood. Resource Center. Over $3,000 ralsedl Rathskellar. peanut Butler & Jelly Sandwich making Quick and Easy - Need 2 people to THANK YOU from the WRC staff! contest with awards for top makers. For L-Shaped sectional matching glass top $900 mo. Available June 1. 665-5783. Lose Weightl I lost 23 lbs. and went table - $300 tile top table looks new with place flyers on cars for local events. from size 9 to 3 in 8 weeks, without Congratulations on your Greek Week 1 more inlormation contact Jeff Fortunato chairs - $300 White formica bedroom Summer Sublet Room Available in Harry 661-9011. diets/drugs/exercise All natural prod at 284-GIVE.. Coral Gabies 3/2. Within walking dis win Lambda Chi and Delta Gamma. ucts - guaranteed results! Kelly 1 -800- set - twin -$375 (O.B.O.) Contact: Summer Lifeguards needed at the Jessica 662-2482 tance of UM. $390/month obo. Call From your friends at ALL-SPORTSI 209-2150 Lose Weightl I lost 23 lbs. and went Lorenzo at 361 -3333(w) or 663-4752(h). U.C. pool. See Mary at the Info. Desk for Irom size 9 to 3 in 8 weeks, without details. The Hurricane is looking for the best Adult Children of Alcoholics - diets/drugs/exercise! All natural prod SHARFASHIPMENT tattoos on campus • Don't be shy . Travel Abroad and Work. Make up to Support group meets each Thursday ucts - guaranteed results! Kelly 1-800- Contact Accent Editor Laura Stablein at evening at 7pm, Wesley Center. For 209-2150 PRE-PACKED BOXK k $2000-$4000+/mo teaching basic con 284-2016. SMALL MEMS BiPfAMD versational English in Japan, Taiwan, or more Into, call Angle 284-6120. The Miami Hurricane is looking for ONE DESTINATION PER S. Korea. No teaching background or HOUSE SITTER Sales Representatives. Earn commi- Earn $500 or more weekly stuffing Asian languages required. For informa 'House Sitter Available sioins on all sales throughout the COUNTRY envelopes at home. Send long SASE to: tion call: (206)632-1146 ext. J54234 'University of Miami Employee semester. If you are interested in work FREE PICK UP -STORAdf! Country Living Shoppers, Dept. S21, •Excellent Referrences ing lor us, contact Robert Kerr 0284- Camp Counselors Wanted. Trimdown ^PERSOMS "Appointment Only P.O. Box 1779, Denham Springs, LA fitness, coed camp. All sports, crafts, 4401 or stop by the Business Office in AVAILABLE 70727. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Support 'Call (305)858-3414 UC 221. lifeguards, office, many others. Camp GOLD CARD Shane, Ferndale, NY 12734 (914)271- Group - Open Meeting - Meeting each Attn. Student Organizations Earn 1000+ a month P.T. selling a Friday evening at 8:00pm in Apartment Transitions workshops, Flamingo - 4/17, Congrats Elisa Hung for the best t- INTERNATIONAL unique product-not multi-level mar 4141. week ever! Area Lounge - Bldg. 42-G. For more 5-7pm + 4/18, 5-7pm. keting. Call Mike at 310-281-3780. information, contact Angela at 284- Regina, Mayli, Pricllla + Ligia RELOCATIONS Financial Workshop, UC 211 - 4/19,6- 6120. 887-0292 Starting August 1995 8pm + 4/20, 7-9pm. Get Involved!! NctMiami INTERNET Pick up and supervise mature, 10 year The Hurricane is looking for the best old female from her school 3:00-7:00 tattoos on campus - Don't be shy . rREE DEMO • E.i,-lo--i. MENU each day. Supervise homework, play, Contact Accent Editor Laura Stablein at LOW PRICES - No hourly ch.rg.1 / Modem dinner prep $100.00 weekly. Home east Mr*. Ellert 667-2052, best papers, 284-2016. Pregnant SUP WW utlnf Hw Top Ralea (_,SA-9221 of the Falls Shopping area. Must have applications, twenty years experi and not sure where to turn? NETSCAPE WWW Browo.r R0OMMA1S car and insurance. Call Ms Davenport ence. Steve - Happy Birthday! I cant wait to WWW.E-IHiil.NowtOroupt.PTP. \ ,, 536-6831 for interview. say it again next year, and the next... I Consider Adoption Ttlnol. Gophor, S Intom-t-Ptliy _htl Roommate(s) wanted to share 3/2 Papers* Resumes*Applications love you- Lisa. A caring and courageous choice. duplex 10 min. From UM. $325/ month Student Affairs Internship 'Reasonable Rates* Close to UM Let tu help you with: Legacy '95 contributions are due In plus utilities. Must see! 229-8563. Opportunities Available! Student Rush Jobs' Laser* Fax* Notary Alpha Lambda Delta - Six Counseling Medical Servicea "Support by May 1. For Information, please WordPerfect Training. Scholarships available to sophomore contact M.Tejera at X4331. Roommate Wanted, male for 2 bdr/1 Activities, Student Orientation 4 Call Lilliam 24 hours/day at (305) Leadership Programs, Office of the Perfect Words.. 667-3210 and Junior members of Organization. bth apt Downtown Gables $315 + 1/2 Pick up application 21-E. Due April 274-2811 or Bpr: 939-2303 elec. Call 446-9420 or 284-2860. Dean ol Students. Applications Expert Typing. Dianne 443-7555. Availavle UC 236, Uc 209, Or Building 21st. For more info., call Angle 284- Florida Adoption and Children's Center, Weekly Boat Cleaning Roommate Wanted for large 2/2 apt. 7 21-e. Due April 21st, 5:00p.m. For Across from U.M! Hurricane Typing 6120 Inc. A Licensed Florida Non-Profit Agency min. walk to UM Lease for summer or more info., contact Steve X5646, 663-5814. Europe $199 o/w NYC $89 Needed: Sail & Speed - Cynthia X63999 or Angie x5353. longer. Rent $350 plus utilities. Call Are you up to your head In wordpro- If you can beat these prices start your must be HERE for Mike at 667-3013. cesslng work? own damn airline! AIR-TECH LTD. Relax, Give Us A Call!! summer. Flexible Hours. To share spacious 2/2 condo on 107th Radio Announcer (212)219-7000 Info @ aerotech. com Recording Engineer Phone/Fax 264-5744, Pager 841 -3839 Ave. & 84th St. SW with grad student. Translations/Medical Transcripts/ CHILD CARE AVAILABLE 20% Student Discount Small Local Business needs Pool, tennis court, washer/dryer, park Photographer Appelate Briefs/ Reports/ Resumes/ •Flexible ing, -15 min. from campus. $450 + 1/;2 Journalist Theses/ Organizational Charts/ *UM Employee an organized mind to Help util. 279-6779 after 6pm. Diplomas/ Certificates/ Flyers/ 'Excellent References Envelopes / Letterheads/ Business 9*1 In office/warehouse 'Reasonable Rates Forms/ Rolodex Cards. •Call 663-1769 or 939-7938 International Beauty Salon organization, shipping, Choose your Roommate! ON-THE-JOB TRAINING IN LOCAL Notary, Fax, Copy, Laminating & RADIO STATIONS, RECORDDMC Binding Services. Men's Hair Cut data entry & telephone Awesome STUDIOS, PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIOS, Rush Jobs for an additional fee - Will NEWSPAPERS tt MAGAZINES. No CONFIDENTIAL Women's Hair Cut reception. Flexible Hours. Large 2 bed/2 bath for rent. beat any prices! Walk-in closet AC/WD/DW experience required. Part time. Nights, Pedicure Must be here summer & Weekends, Free brochure and recording tells Papers, Resumes (writing + Printing) THE QUIET SOURCE Wax Semi-furnished: 2 twin beds how. 273-6090 beeper 842-7344 INVESTIGATIVE SERVICES fall. 1-800-7J5-7W7 CAREER CONNECTION Perms with nightstands and dresser. LIC • A 9300361 Employer - Trained Alternative Education Highlights 1 queen with nightstands. AUTHENTIC SURGEON SCRUBS Topic: Detailed Backgrounds Call Donald at 666-3615 "Met someone new? Of unsure of a Acrylic Nails Parking and pool. Large Patio UNISEX drawstring pant and for BBQ's. Walk from UM. AII v Residential Colleges friend's past! Be sate! Know their Make-up short-sleeve v-neck shirt. background for less than one night out." 546 N.W. 57 Ave. Call Jet 666-6524 or Guaranteed first quality. Available Licensed & Insured. Miami.FL Natan 279-3343 Free Prizes! in blue, green or pink. Sizes S-M- 13727 SW 1S2 SttMl, SuM 203 • U.am. FL 33177 L-XL. Order shirt and pant (305) 232-0467 • Phone 261-1134 ^FORSAII The Annual Master's Trivia separately for $14.50 each piece, PAX (305) 256-2750 By Appointment Only add sales tax, and $1.95 S&H, The Best Computer Prices In Miami Tournament has been send (check or money order) to: Guaranteed. South Florida's tinesl rescheduled for Sun., April Til* Hurricane Classified Policy. Classified ads may be brought to our selection, service and prices. CaU BPC ®M8M M.D.G. Sales, P.O. BOX 332, New office, room 221 of the University Center, or mailed into, P O. Box 248132, Miami (305)386-3428, Fax (305)386- 23 at noon in the MRC/PRC York. N.Y. 10018. Allow 2-3 Coral Gables, FL 33124. No Ads will be taken over the phone . Classified ads 3616, BBS (305)383-2341 One Block From UM 3 br/2bth home in weeks for delivery. are to be in by noon Tuesday If they are to run in Friday's issue, and by noon quiet GABLES area. A/C. all appliances, Classrooms. Sign up in Video Cassette for sale in the box (LXI screened patio, no pets. $1,700 mo. 1 Friday if they are to run in Tuesday issue. Prepayment is required for all Series) $100. Scuba Diving equipment yr. lease. Three or four students OK. front of the Cafeterias on classified ads. Rates are $.25/word for U.M. undergraduates and $ 40/word tor sale $500 Call: 666-2092 Available in May. Call Mrs. Ralph 667- for non-students. Special layout or placement of ads is not guaranteed, nor are 2290 Fri., April 21 or Before the Practically brand new waterbed. cancellations or changes of copy after deadlines. No refunds will be given if ad Queen size, posture perfect. Comes Tournament on Sunday. TUTORING does not run at all on scheduled dates. If ad runs before schedule dates, it will with heater. Installation kit and "MELROSE PLACE" Walk to University, Beautiful large par be run again on scheduled date at no extra charge. In event of an error, we are Instructions, and sheets. Please call tially furnished, 2 B/R, 2 Baths, UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI OFFERS 669-1664 Airconditioned, W/D, balcony, pool, TEST PREPARATION COURSES FOR responsible for the first incorrect insertion, if and only if, in our opinion, there is Call John, X4015 OMAT, LSAT, ORE, MCAT, SAT, AND Qn. size foam cush. bed; $550 new; 1 parking. $950/month. 665-9229 - 858- a loss of value. In this case, no rssponsiblity is assumed beyond the cost of yr. old want $350; call 665-9978. 06O6. CLAST. INDIVIDUAL TUTORING the ad Itself. Identification REQUIRED in order to place an advertisement. for more information. ALSO AVAILABLE. 529-3999 LOOKING*. FOR AH tXCITIMu QOMM&R UXPtKltMCtV IMMEDIATE JOB OPENINGS t-MlOY WORKIM6 OUT POORO WITH CHILQR&N? The Student Newso FOR Camp Na-Sho-Pa, one of New York's top co-ed sleepaway camps of the University of Mia located 65 miles north of NYC has opening for mature male and female gen. counselors and specialists. Excellent Salaries and TELEMARKETERS Working Conditions. Minimum Age: 19. Must be available June 27th thru Aug $8.00 Per Hour, Plus Commissions 23rd. Openings in all land and water sports, plus; Computer (Apple); Rocketry; Archery; Tennis; Nature & Pioneering; and Bonuses. Lacrosse; Weight Training & Aerobics; AM Radio; Riflery; Golf; Photography; Boating & Pool; & Other. For further information or to set up an interview, Full Time - Part Time contact Ken Beckman at 718»423«*6778 On Campus Interviews: Saturday April 15th Noon-3pm 305-430-2331 Room 237, University Center DM Cheap Summer Travel Vacation whiles lonrninct Spanish Thinking about whal to do with your summer vacation? Why not spend it in a tropical Club Europa ft AESU, Asia, South America, location, doing something that you can justify South Africa; Etc... to your parents? Learn Spanish! The Institute for Spanish Language n\ 'Expert Travel Agents.it' Studies hu 3 different Total Immersion Schools to choose from 0,000 people on Huge Student Discount on Airline Tickets! 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For Authorized Use Only HfJ 1,550,000 CIRCULATION MAY 1995 J A SO-CALLED TV FLOP •£ KISSING: A Slip Of The Tongue PIUS: HAPPY TRAILS, HAPPY BODYBUILDERS, UNHAPPY SADOMASOCHISTS MAY 1995 U. VIEWS The Campus Dialogue U. Mail, Opinion Polls and The Art ofthe Prank. Plus Summer Employed, Some Are Not •% u U. NEWS Shields Down to 15 Percent, Captain l' nilin\uiW\ilii(A.AtllliHiVnilMtniMih_rl\rcMlhtrMik jml tntrnjinnwnt IIUH/HK immt If*- to 14-U_M-.I1 uilltrei-UIIUJI- Women Demand Fair Shear, Avoiding Fatal Attractions, til inuntl Jtlullv I iliKtn.it MM (muses tm tht* iliurvc intwMv S&M: Sadly Misunderstood'!', Banner Yet Waves, jiimtio. iHtrudo jml mm ern*. nl Mudenis Jtttmlin*, liwr-ujr at left** itii uimcrutm. I ',. iwum nliiofv stltttnl cJth WJT tmrn Private Public Property, 15 Minutes and more! 8 tup erjulujirnc seniors, nn. ampus nr* spaprrs. lonimnsinn orifinjl IM *i'"l pli"l JUllttMt Etfltsri URGE: Sex and Relationships BttVMf D\ 11 GhlllUlOHLM.F *"».•) Kiss and Tell BiuiMmii WIMCIIIMIIL ,(H Gi.i\\McDn\ai> MrauxtrafCH Students pay tip service to their favorite mashing memories. AlUII RlVIWU |\|)H\ll.,*4 What are we. Sassy f 12 TRIPPIN': The Road Beckons Mvlsiry Cornell Road Scholars Du. D\HI)L. \DUIS Students in traveling educational programs can't wait to get on the road again 13 WXCm L.ttl liHU DR.J\\ T OlILDKtSS TFUSTHIIV PULSE: Health and Fitness MOM Cum \s Building the Perfect Body \l\kk(i(«ilHh\ SnuiM PIF.*.LMIO\III Di LI\H\DIR EIMIR\1LU\IH\L'. Bodybuilders fight strong stereotypes in a demanding individual sport 13 EmrLonra rnrTffiMlnm SOL IIORVMHIMDIM I. CLASS: The State of Higher Education RKII.RDC.LVII.I Affirmative action facet Lisin Hunuii \H IHH ISSI ,rr V. Shake, Rattle, Enroll DK.FIHURW.UNM OiHJixSnii I the fight of Its life. DR.J D^iiiRun E-IMIR\llU\illsL Student parents struggle to find affordable child care. TiillRtHAIIkl ASMHUIIDCJIIIM.I ...i I'Kls Hold on a sec — Jimmy! Don't pull Jessica's hair! 18 RHIURDSUIMM rmf— II i. mi MtRMhSPRHK, MKIIK.-ASUH L. POP: Disposable Culture LUHWIUHFR NORIIIIUSI MISMIUISI.I. Blow It Out Your Horn Music majors face the most intimidatingjob market since VHI PRNIHM 1'ntnnsJ MiitHMi OPHUIIHWDWH II« kn\in\R\w Siberia U. graduated its rainforest ecology class 18 CIRILI um\ \l.\u.fR Tie \lu nims-Huimn Mirfettlm. MlltPCb Mrf PPMMtlM FEATURES \hRkl MM, Dim i MIR llktfl l,Ki- w MMHIM. SHIVH D MoL MHISM E. An. \a We've Lost Primary Life Support, Sir Pi II Kin DUM In Amn\i% i R w 11 ASM. M M 11 • MF i( M COVER STORY: Ready For Action? A J vtr tlslM talis Of tlcts Higher education braces for what many are calling the second Mato Ifllci civil-rights movement — the heated debate over affirmative action 14 1NOOCF \ u ni P \Rk Etf I «_0, L. IN .M,i I K CA -JOM" Taking Remote Control TtL(JM|J.I-l»lFAXtJll(MI-l*WuiJI2-IW E-\hll:lMM,t"HI.M.< Vis Students are joining forces on the Internet to save their favorite otOtMnaHftfiun Mother puckerers klas and toll. TV shows from so-called network programming assassins 19 PlBllMllk G-UU MnRlilsSu U\l> F.MHUIMIFM Au Dm. PmikUGoHllll MlsK lihui Divii)(.h»m.JiiHiiiRtw CUSMHHIADSMIV IN ENTERTAINMENT AssisllVI lnPuUUIFtt Pill --.PlRNi Full Impulse, Ensign — Mm Vtpfe L Mit,uiM,rOF.6|siSi.,Ni».i)ik.Ni 100,1 Get Us Out of Here TH. (112) WO-^HOO F.W (2i:i •Wtt-JKl I BtiiBnK,. E\sims \iniRiw\(. KsuEQ In Sound CiRini liwmw.IM—wM—imi fcMiiiMiui New releases by the Goo Goo Dolls, Fossil and Midwm ft Dilralt Tbe Nonce. Pitts Dagobah, Our Picks and tbe Jl)t(iU\||HR,PTTTR(IUVniFR,SlM\\l SlICFL college radio chart TH.()12)6"0^(10OFAX|li:)6*(M)O>ft 20 In Vision PHIL Go./. T w . S< IIIXFI. N wt • WILLIS Eleven reasons to spend your summer indoors 21 TH.CI+IW-WF\XI:I*I)WI-*4W HOT SHOTS: IM I raaclaca/Paclflc Narthwaif tan Dm The 3rd Annual U. Photo Contest Hi i4l>)"'-4WK\i4lM""-4W Eight pages of eye-catching, tear-jerking, RMarlCM Catltiliti Natwark toe. skydiving, mudslinging, globe-spanning color Cn«ii\a\ k PRFMDFVT GULF MORIKSUFFTI M photos. See our top 100 picks for 1994-95 0)\r»H.LFi bwSioiwt 22-29 WRAP V.9 IS PlIUSHFR \I\F TIIIFS * VHB \\Q fllVTFD l\ IMF l.SA m RFm LIILF pirn. KUMtW \u $18. Om- Eject The Warp Corel in.HI© |W>. BU R MK.WM *VO l'. TlfF N.TK>\U. Gx.- Somewhere under the rainbow: U. of Florida's Marco un Ktaian IM MDD IUKUH OI AMUH M Gettin' Some Montecchl riding sheet metal down the Alpa somewhere CoLLFiiUTF NF punk, Iv. Ai i RK.IITS RFVKITD. Spring has sprung. Time to dust off those near the Italian-Swiss border. hormones and get on with it. Plus, Leftfield iftABC PuAstuncul'. *TjO and Cutting Room Floor 30 U. Photo Contest Entry by: Marco Montocchl, U. ot Florida Covor Illustration by: Tommy MotcaW, Cornish College of ttw Arts However, you laid the same claim on bands WM) .in* hcid >t)$fcu*st___w\«lTliq.M .'•'' ______»•; such as The Kainones and Devo, which began with the unit as mid-'TOs punk outfits. F.ighties postmodern problem when it acts, by hiving irony as an essential element in coma i" |I.KMIIV| their music, were actually more rebellious the returning library more famous they became. In |9W more than materials. Our stu ever, this '80s musical philosophy holds rele dent senate hits We're through being cod vance, because it is a rejection ot today's status passed il bill Calling Regarding vour article about the 'KOs music quo. And that's just the tip ofthe energy dome. fat ,t S4 per eretlit HUM I The Late, (.real '80s, March I9W] — hour lee inere.tse Ben Yater, sophomore* C of California, the music that comes to my mind when the to directly Iiinii Santa Barbara |9H0s are mentioned is that of the Jam, the you gmwd it — BllXBCOckl, Hiiskcr l)ii, and the early Mud- In your article "The l.ate, (ireat '80s," you the library. I guess honey and Nirvana scenes. These were the didn't mention the major factor that defined the we'll just continue groups really laying down some great tracks music ofthe time: MIA*. Any band that could to pny while the that, sadly, were overlooked. produce a video with a catchy tune was able to faculty continue to Brian I'anderberg, staff member. Western parade in front of millions ot young viewers, stockpile their pri Michigan V. changing how even-one listened to (or watched) vate collections. music. The music changed ven ipiickly in the Raymond Boney, In your article "The I.ate, (ireat 'WK," tht* early '80s, and New Wave paved the way for junior, Texas musical group Devo is targeted negatively. The alternative. So remember, for even I'alco, Men A&M U. writer states that Devo doesn't have "deeply Without Hats and Missing Persons there was a poignant, alarmingly intellectual songwriting." Talking Heads, Midnight Oil and Ul 1 read with How many De\o songs have you heard? Iheir James J. Casey, graduate student, V. of interest the article lyrics range from ideas ahout 20111: A Spate Nebraska ahout the library (hlyssvy to personal relationships, identity and problem. I work in the structure of societ) and government. The Bare naked ladles the science and article basically says that Devo are pure cheese I didn't like the obscene photograph ofthe technology library and just trying to be weird and different. Sorry girl with no clothes on [(.ampus Shots, "Stu here at U. of — they started in 1°74 like that. dent streakers at U. of Virginia," Jan./Feb. North Tesas and Jason Robertson, sophomore, V. of Michigan 199$}, I don't want to see tilth in my universi we have the same ty's weekly. Please don't print the barnyard problem — laculty Vour article on '80s nostalgia blatantly por snapshots. who pay no lines trayed New Wave culture as being so horribly Tom Carter, junior, American V. and keep hooks devoid ol cultural merit that the only possible until they lose reason tor listening would be to boost one's Library whines them. Recalls can ironic superiority complex. Now, for bands Just so our friends at the V. of Michigan he placed on a such as Rajagoogoo nnd A Flock of Seagulls, don't feel totally isolated |**Fined, Sealed and Scott Magoon. Northeastern News, Northeastern U. book, but even your point holds truth — these were fluff nop Ignored," March 199$), I thought you would then professors may not return it. Some profes (>od-given talents to relate to Bible scripture. bands that have never been taken seriously. be interested to know that we Aggies (Texas sors bring back UH) books a month after they Some people may not listen to a minister are due to renew them and then they disappear preach, but they would come to watch tlu back into an office for another semester. Some things these men do — and in turn thev will hear the message of Jesus Christ. thing needs to be done alniut the system — this Summer Employed, Some Are Not is one "perk" that needs to IK* changed. But it Andrea Raso, engineering dept., Ohio State ('. usually takes an act ei God to get something OUT of date Summer vacation loses half its meaning once you grow up. Unless your dad is like that done. Ironic, isn't it, that the morning after tbe Thurston Howell, your three-month hiatus is going to be filled with anything but the sip Gent Bilney, science and technical library, V. advisory board of the new [gay, lesbian and ping of fruity, umbrella-topped beverages by the pool side. of North Texas Think work. And if your biological job-search clock has been on snooze, you may find bisexual student support services] office met lor that your summer employment prospects are dropping like flies. (Well, maybe not like Web-stors dinner with [Indiana U. president] Myles brand flies, since they're all over the damn place in the summer. More like thermal underwear In the article "Untangling the Web" for a time of good conversation and honest dia prices.) But summer jobs don't have to be a drag. Here are a few cool jobs you may not IMarch 1°°5], you mention an invaluable asset logue that V. 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Users to read about IU in a national magazine, an up- on novice swimmers, but you also leave your SPF-free tush open to direct, deadly sun also have the choice of Lynx, MacWeb or to-date article on what's happening in the office light. Be safe and hire a buddy to slather sun block on your unreachables. Netscape. The easiest way to learn about the might be of greater benefit to the university community than a rehash of old news. S«rtlii( at th* food atora: That's bagging, not begging — although the latter may Web is to ask someone at your school's com puter department. be effective as well. Revel in air conditioning and fondle fresh food — two luxurious DOUR Bander, GLB coordinator, Indiana I activities you may be unable to afford otherwise. Just be sure that you don't do a good Michael Pryor, freshman, Dartmouth CoUege enough job to get promoted to inventory, or you might end up restocking the feminine One for the road hygiene aisle, which lends itself to potentially embarrassing moments when you bump Doing rap* for Jeaus I'm writing in response to the "Last Call!" into your ex while he/she is out on that midnight Ovaltine run. I am writing in regards to the article "Moti [Jan./Feb. 1995) article. A friend from Bel Lottery Powortoailln-g: A definite plus in this occupation is that there is absolutely vating with Brute Farce" [March 1 W5|. I want gium made the statement that he felt the no labor involved, short of digging through the couch cushions to find $1. The down to commend you for having the courage to drinking age law was the culprit. In his coun side? When the treasure troves of couch cushions dry out — and, young laddie, they write about a topic, Jesus Christ, that is so con try they don't have problems with hinge will — the aforementioned begging re-enters the equation. But who knows? You've troversial right now. I watch John Jacobs and drinking because there is no drinking age. gotta play to win. the Power Team on the Trinity Broadcasting Drinking was never a big thrill for students •aW (MM colloctlag: An ancient Greek ritual that has gone widely unappreciated in Network. It's interesting to watch the some because of this. When underage people find modem society, GBC (as insiders have tagged it) allows its workers hours of umnterrupt times dangerous things that they do. The an opportunity to drink, they drink in excess ed, um, meditation in the shaded nooks of the world's golf courses. Since collectors Power Teams are a ministry. They are men — they enjoy rebelling against a stupid law. who like to lift weights, and they use their only get paid for each ball they turn in, income is shaky at best. However, if your spunk Keith Gardner, senior, Georgia Tech happens to catch the eye of the course owner, you may have the opportunity to climb the course ranks and be handed the keys to the company golf cart — thus, free summer transportation. Convertible, too. Aspire to such greatness. Tell us what you think. Letters to the Editor, V. M_^_nfcn 1800 Century Park East, Suite 820, Los Angeles, CA 90067; fax to {310) 551-1659; e-mail to umatf-twell.tf.ca.iis or • Beth Mgyali Umatfazlne'taol.coni. All senders; Include name, year, school and phone number. Internet users should include permission to reprint submissions. Letters should be less than 200 words. U. reserves the right to edit submissions for length and clarity. 4 • VI. M;ijL_*«i'/ifi*- MAY 1995 choose, but it is wrong to kill any child. Dwayne Ambrose, junior, McNeese State U., La. • The unborn child is the most innocent victim of modern society. Bruce Lange, freshman, I . of Michigan * |Al>ortion| is personal. It's only between you and God. Mandy Said It! Miller, sophomore, U. of Alabama. • I am pro-life because I believe that all Student babies should* be given a choice at life. Those people who say that they are Opinion pro-choice are hypocrites because they Student Making a New don't give the baby a choice. Abortion Opinion Poll Year's resolution? is the ultimate discrimination in this Poll Yes: 09% country today. Kevin Moore, fresh Year In Review No:l% Are you pro-choice or man, LJ. of Alabama * I don't like how it asks in your magazine, "Are you pro- We asked you and you told us what Grad school or a job? choice or anti-abortion?" I am pro-life. you thought about everything from anti-abortion? Colin Tobias, sophomore. West School: 60% Virginia U. your underwear to race relations. Here Job: 27% are this year's poll results: Both:t% Neither: 3% Is major league Should there be an Not Sure: 2% 57% 43% NCAAfootbaU Race relations baseball dead? playoff? K%\ on campus: Do you I'm against abortion. If you're going Yes: U% think they're getting to have sex, then you should deal with No:«% better or worse? the responsibilities. Rebecca Doman, Better: 31% sophomore, Bowling Green State I . The Rolling Stones: . - .' * r> ef * / f Worse: M% • As a former fetus, I oppose abortion. TooOldtoRock? 66% 34% Same: 0% Brent Zenthoefer, sophomore, Ball Yes: MX Not Sure: •% State V. • Everyone deserves the No: 71% chance to live. In the words of Dr. Baseball has permeated the con What is your favorite Seuss: A person is a person no matter sciousness of our culture too deeply to type of muster how small. Lew Clark, freshman, La die out. Its history and heros have Boxers or briefs? Salle U. , Pa. • Abortion should be affected our nation, and [it reminds] us Alternative: 27% Boxers: 70% illegal. It's a person's choice, and [if] every summer that a kind of perfection Rock: 10% Briefs: 24% you made a mistake, you have to live has been and can be created and cele Heavy Metal: •% None: 4% with [it]. Patt Crown, sophmore, brated and be handed down generation Rap:f% Boxer-Briefs: 2% West Virginia U. • Abortion is mur after generation. The game has always R&B:t% der, and it is morally wrong. Brad been marked by change, but the game Do you plan to get Country: •% Adams, freshman, U. of Michigan • remains the same graceful pastime. It Dance: S% No man in Congress or in my bed is holds us together. It must survive married? Punk 6% going to tell me what I can and cannot because we must survive as a nation. Jazz: 3% do with my body. It is up to women to Nicholas Harp, sophomore, New Do you believe in Classical: 2% get together to decide. Kelly Thomas, York U. • It's an unfortunate thing God? junior, Brooklyn College * If I get a because I go to Boston University and Yes: 78% girl pregnant, then I don't want any live about three blocks from Fenway No: 23% body telling me what to do, and I don't Park, probably tbe greatest ballpark of Maybe: 2% have the right to tell anybody else what all time. Sad to say that it probably is to do. Michael Diskin, junior, Michi dead. Jonathan Polierer, freshman, Do you believe in gan State U. • A woman has a right to Boston U. • It's dead because people in our age group have better things to do. ghosts? Daryll Carter, freshman, Indiana U. Yes: 71% of Pennsylvania • Major league base n: 29% ball is not dead. We go to see the purity This of the game, not big-name marquee __ ou expect to Month's players. Joel Muro, graduate student, graduate m 4 years? I'. of Oklahoma * It's the American Yes:"M% pastime, and everyone loves it. I don't Question care if they're on strike or not, it will be No: 14% back. Shelli Jasper, freshman, West Virginia U. • It will be dead if they don't quit whining and get their asses out on the field. I'm here with $5 in my The Art of the Prank checking account, and they're bitching because they can only make a few mil Done property, practical jokes are truly things of beauty. Last issue (April, significantly) your lion dollars a year. Jennifer Babin, we ran a story on a Mr. J.P. O'Connor of sophomore, New Mexico State U. • UCLA, who had founded the nationwide Mask It's about time Americans wised up and sOn movement. Sony, but there is no Mask verdict? stopped spending ridiculous amounts of sOn movement, no J.P. O'Connor, and surgi money [to watch] grown men play a cal masks and clown wigs are not the latest children's game and charging 25 bucks college fashion trend. We was just funnin' ya. [800] 6U-VIEWS a pop to get autographs. Glenn Still, "Mr. O'Connor" received dozens of e- Kurt/rock, senior, New York I'. • mail requests for more information and even 688-4397 It'll be dead as long as they use scabs an inquiry from the Los Angeles Times. Let instead of people who know how to play this be a lesson that trend journalism can EXT. 62 baseball. Ryan Amptmeyer, graduate never be fully trusted. Don't believe the hype. student, Purdue U. MAY 199S U. M.ij»-i^iiii- • 5 (Especially When It Costs Les Really, there's nothing wrong with wanting to drive a nice car. After all, you can't exactly take your parents out to dinner on the bus. Besides, the new Cavalier has a lot more going for it than just a beautiful new shape. Starting at just $10,545,' the new Cavalier Coupe comes equipped with loads of highly intelligent standard features including dual air bags, four-wheel anti-lock brakes and a smooth- *$10,955 M.S.R.P. of Cavalier Coupe as shown with optional appearance package with PEG 1. 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Once we started Tbe Neutral Zone — These peo _F hair salons. working on it, we realized that it was a big Now those pesky women are asking for ple are everywhere, and they're not equality in the beaut)' parlor. The students filed I class-action suit topic. Evidently, this was an issue that going away. They're Thanks to four George Washington against the haircut industry last fall because touched many people," Tirado says. Trekkers, and now certain salons As a result of the suit, six of the seven they're in the class were trimming a salons equalized their cut costs. Deborah Short room. Kenneth little too much Herbst, manager of Cristophe Salons in Carter at the U. of from women's Washington, D.C, says her company did Takes Alahama is one of wallets — charg not think it was being discriminatory. many professors S PRICE LIS* ing a higher price Nevertheless, haircut charges are no currently teaching for women's hair longer advertised in men's and women's Star Tret-related classes. "A decade cuts than men's. rates. Previous to the suit, women were or so ago, if you were a Star Trek fan t\Lti'S HMRciX5-*lo Yasmin Tira charged $250 and men were charged $150 and you weren't a geek, you were in de), a second-year for a private session. the closet," Carter says. UCLA film law student at "Long-haired men have always paid student Daniel Bernardi is currently WofiUJ'i co<5--_J;i5 GU'U, was the more here," she says of the parlor, which working on his dissertation, "The sole woman in a has been visited by President Clinton. Wrath of Whiteness: The Meaning group of four stu "Other than the semantics, we have made of Race in the Generation of Star dents who tiled no change in our pricing base and policy. Trek." And philosophy professor Nim suit against the We just changed the language." Batchelor at Elon College in North parlors, lhe stu So what's next for these aspiring Carolina says his course, Philosophy dents received young attorneys? Tirado says the group in Star Trek, relates episodes to national attention hopes to file a suit against companies philosophers such as Plato, Descartes for what began as that don't allow women to wear trousers and John Locke. Wonder what he's a simple class to work. planning for next year — Mythologi project to find a "Many women have been fired for cal Imagery in Family Matters (Urkel topic, use the (wearing pants]," she says. "I guess guys as Perseus)? media to exploit just still like looking at legs. It's crazy." it and make as SQUIRRELS GONE BAD much noise as • hmrie Kraus, The State News, U. of Nebraska — A spree of possible. Michigan State U. vehicular vandalism last spring at the U. of Nebraska was eventually traced to Sciurus niger — the fox squirrel. Bruce Currin, director of human resources, replaced his headlight twice after squirrels nested under the hood and chewed through the wiring. Currin says he confronted the squir Avoiding Fatal Attractions rel in the lot. "I just expressed in a rational manner that I didn't think it """"Vie car circles your block was appropriate that he — or she, I Informing the police of a stalker's called him, loitered near his work and sat one more time. You couldn't tell from that distance — actions allows the police to offer protec outside his bedroom window for hours stealthily creep to class, huild a nest in a car." A few months tion, if needed, and to set up a way to while her friend waited in a tree. and halfway there, you notice the same car later, director of university relations gather evidence, says Utah's campus "It was more a joke than anything following you. A day in Hitchcock's imag Michael Mulnix discovered that a police detective Sherree Barnes. A factor else," he says. "(But] if I were a woman, ination? Not quite. nest of three baby rodents had eaten in Celik's conviction was the victim's and the same things were happening, I'd every wire in his truck except two — This scenario is disturbingly real for detailed log of harassment incidents. be pretty freaked." resulting in $425 in repairs. To avoid many college students, and for some, it's "You don't know what they're going to further problems, Currin says he will much scarier. Basma Jazari, a U. of Utah do," says Jessica Larson, a U. of Utah • Stephen Spencer, Daily Utah Chronicle, put a No Vacancy sign under his senior, was harassed for more than a year senior who was followed around for days V. of Utah vehicle. "I hope they can read Eng before Fahri Celik, an acquaintance and after she told a lish," he says. former student, was arrested and convicted man she didn't in January for stalking. Celik had threat want to see ened to rape Jazari and simulated oral sex, him. Hers was THIS SPUD'S FOR YOU making tongue motions with his head near a mild stalking U. of Connecticut — U. of Con- her crotch, according to campus police case, but she necticut police would definitely detective Jeffrey Reyes. Celik is one of the nevertheless take Stove Top over potatoes. At first to face Utah's new, stricter maximum feared violence. least after they were barraged with stalking sentence — one year in prison. Women potatoes shot from a homemade "We're not happy with [the law|," says aren't the only cannon. Three men — at least one Abby Maestas, executive director of the ones who are of them a U. of Connecticut stu Salt Lake Rape Crisis Center. The crime followed obses dent — were arrested and charged is considered only a misdemeanor, one sively. A U. of with, among other things, two step above some serious traffic violations. Utah senior counts of possession of weapons in Maestas says states like Illinois and New who wishes to a vehicle. Police say they drove by York have had similar, stricter laws on remain anony the police and fire departments their books for years. mous to avoid twice, firing their trusty tubers. "Report and report and report," is what further prob Maybe it was a half-baked idea stalked victims should do, Maestas says. lems was about twice-baked potatoes. "The more times you get this person's stalked by a name on the computers, [the better]." woman who Your own, personal horror movie? a • • U. iY1.i]_;- '.<••*' MAY 1995 val held by Young Play wrights Inc., which pro duces plays by writers under 18. Of the approxi mately 1,600 plays submit Bullets Off Broadway ted, only Hairston's and a few others emerged as ou might pat yourself on life with people's real struggles. full-fledged off-Broadway productions IF THE WALLS HAD NOSES with professional crews. the hack for writing a skit Hairston didn't stop with pocketing a Pace V., Pleasantville/Briarcliff, in time for Greek Week. statewide competition. He entered the It was for the 1994 Young Playwrights N.Y. — Something was rotten in the Don't pat too hard. Jerome Hairston 1993 national Young Playwrights Eesti- Festival that Hairston wrote The Loir of state of Marks. Marks Hall, that is — has written two off-Broadway plays Bullets, a love story about a black a science building at and is drafting a third. drug dealer and a drug addict. Pace. It smelled so And the James Hairston admits he enjoys the bad that some of the Madison U. fresh glitter of New York's professional offices had to be man got a pat from productions of his plays. "It's shut down. "I had one of his heroes, exciting. I'm not going to lie. But an idea that it was a director George it's really all about writing the dead rat in the wall, Wolfe (Angels in play, the joy of creation. You have but I learned it was America), who to have perspective on that." much worse," the chair of the depart attended a New At the ripe old age of 19, ment of biological sciences says. "I York performance Hairston can no longer work imagine 10 to 100 rats. That is how of 1 Iairston's The Love of Bullets. with Young Playwrights, but it bad it smelled." Turns out it was rot According to Hairston, Wolfe told' isn't curtains for his career. ten fish. They were being stored in a him, "That was amazing. Keep writing," J New York's Papp Public The liquid that was thought to contain removed a medallion from his collar and J ater, which staged The Love of formaldehyde but in fact had no pressed it into Hairston's hand before dis- . Bullets, has commissioned Hair formaldehyde. The problem was appearing into the crowd. ston to write another play for tidied up just before the school's "I was floating on air," Hairston says. " possible production. name could be changed from Pace U. "I Ie handed it to me as a gesture of pass- S "There's an undeniable to Pee-yeww! ing on to the next generation of play- j voice," says Young Playwrights wrights. I see it as a beacon of inspiration." M artistic director Sheri Goldhirsch Hairston's ambition was first sparked . about Hairston's writing. "I JUAN VALDEZ at age 15 by a school play-writing assign- £ think that we're going to be WOULD BE PROUD ment. After his work met with approval, * hearing his name quite often and Stanford U. — Pulling an all- Hairston forged on to write the 1993 quite soon. He has a future in the nighter at Stanford U. just got easier. Theater of Virginia competition winner, theater." This semester, Stanford brewed up Live From the Edge of Oblivion. He its own line of coffee, lovingly called Cardinal Coffees. The 11 blends describes Live as a collage juxtaposing For Jerome Hairston, playwright, the noon • Kara Ogletree, The Breeze, sport the names of residence halls: television's representations of inner-city lights are In sight. James Madison V. Branner Italian Roast, Florenece Moore French Vienna and Escondido Sumatra, to name just a few. The campus bookstore is selling the brews in individual bags that bear the official school logo or in gift bas kets that include Stanford mugs and S&M: Sadly Misunderstood? small coffee grinders. In a survey to see what Java junkies wanted in a cup of hen students at group on campus, they imagined scenes of practice unsafe sexual activities that may joe, students said: whole beans, Columbia U. first whip-wielding dominatrixes and submis legally jeopardize the university. And to gourmet flavors, tough specifications heard there was a sive young men. many of the Earl Hall groups, a number on freshness and no saucy lady pouring it for them in the dining hall. (Dining university-recognize d sadomasochistic Founders of the 40-member group, of which are religious, the idea of pleasure however, insist that their meet through pain is abnormal. hall personality added for effect.) ings are for students and faculty Tammy Jo Eckhart, a December grad interested in bondage, domina uate who was CV treasurer at the time of A DUBIOUS HONOR tion, submission and sado the ousting, defends BDSM as "a good Good Times U. — The folks over masochism (BDSM) to talk kind of hurt." at Inside Edge magazine have been about safe sex, negotiating con "A lot of people enjoy sensations that busy. They just released the results of sent and methods of safe psycho would be painful in other contexts, like their second annual Fun College Sur logical play. getting a hickey, or being scratched dur vey, a survey of students at 101 col The group, called Conversio ing intercourse, or even enjoying the leges in the categories of bar/club Virium (Latin for power pain when they exercise," she explains. scene, party scene, attractiveness of exchange), was ousted from the CV founders Ben Delfin, a senior, and students, ease of graduation, ease of Earl Hall student center in "Jane," who wishes to remain anonymous, classes, happiness quotient, bragging December in an 18-15 vote by have appealed the decision, but Earl Hall factor and others. Georgetown U. representatives from other Earl acting director Scott Matheney ruled in came in first overall with a whopping Hall student groups on the early March to uphold it. CV members 88.9 points out of 100. Penn State U. grounds that it is not a humani are pursuing further appeals. holds the title of No. I drinking tarian organization. Supporters argue that since the Les school, and the survey commented, "Any Earl Hall recognized bian, Bisexual and Gay Coalition is recog "In fact, our friends at Penn State group must have as its purpose nized under Earl Hall, CV, as a discussion- confess that they buy beer by the case |to] contribute to the further only group, also has the right to exist. in bars." Rounding out the top 10 ance of the spiritual, religious, "It's just a place to talk, people to talk after Georgetown are: Florida State political or humanitarian life in to. It doesn't mean that we're all hiding U.; U. of California, Santa Barbara; the Columbian community," out in dungeons and whipping each Southern Methodist U.; UCLA; says senior David Linton, a CV other," Jane says. Penn State U.; Tulane U.; Ohio State opponent. U.; U. of Southern California; and Other opponents argue that • Monica Mebta, Columbia Daily Stanford U. CV encourages its members to Spectator, Columbia U. U. IVta-gazine • 9 Private Public Property Students have voiced concern about know is that I wouldn't be here... without SCORE! n the search for innovative fund ing ideas, the Florida board of the impact privatization will have on financial aid," she says. "I think the plan Arizona State V. — Looks like regents has submitted a privatiza tuition nnd diversity. will hurt minorities because we're not the the Lucky Duck of the Year award I "If you look It other schools that are richest people." tion plan for the state university system — goes to Arizona State U.'s students. effectively opening a Pandora's box ot private nonprofits, the tuition is pretty The issue is hitting campuses just in Not only do they financial, ethical and academic dilemmas. high," says Becky Malone, a U. of West time for student government elections. get to host Super Under the board's proposal, all 10 of Florida sophomore. "I worry that my par Finally, student government candidate! Bowl XXX in near Florida's public universities would operate as ents won't be able to send my brother and will have an important platform on which by Tempe, Ariz., Short one private, nonprofit corporation, lhe pro sister to school." to run, if they seize the opportunity. but they also get posal is in response to a request from Mario U. of North Florida freshman Kccsha two days off from Diaz-Balart (R-Miami), the chair ofthe Flori Jackson hopes the legislature will look at • Amy Zukerati, Florida Flambeau, Takes classes. Sure, da State Senate Ways and Means committee, the proposal's effect on minorities. "All I Florida State U. there'll be tens of to decrease state funding by 25 percent. thousands of people flooding the town, but c'mon. Mail carriers can do "From the regents' perspective, a cut their job in rain, sleet and snow, and like that would have meant closing down HELLO LITTLE GIRL. ASU can't even deal with drunken five-and-a-half of our state universities," t WAS AN ENGINEERING MAJOR ONCE 49ers fans? says James Heekin, Jr., vice chair of SI0H...THEN M/SCHOOL PRIVATIZE. regents. "I don't think that's what they had in mind." IN THE RUNNING In addition to increasing outside funding FOR EXTRA CREDIT from private corporations and federal grants, Louisiana State V. — When tuition hikes are inevitable, administrators Louisiana State U. senior Matthew say. In-state students at Florida state schools Joseff was 12, he decided he wanted have approximately 75 percent of their to run for office. So it was probably tuition paid for with state money. Threat fate that at 25, when he couldn't get ened with losing most of their state funding an internship with a gubernatorial — because state funds would be cut or candidate to fulfill a political science turned to private funds — students will have requirement, he decided to run on his to seek other sources for tuition money. own platform. If Florida's universities are privatized, , »v*r "I think I'll pull a percentage of they will be able to set their own rates and the vote," he says. "There are people maybe even increase fees for the more in my generation in Louisiana who expensive programs: engineering, comput are working for McDonald's — and ers, film, etc. "Students who want to go to they're frustrated. I think they'll want the premier universities in Florida ought to someone who didn't have a political pay more," says regent Welcom Watson. MBACH background. Someone who hasn't been in any scandals." His platform is pretty simple: Get Pimentel, a senior, led the opposition. people educated and Louisiana will "We [General Assembly members] be a better place. "If cuts are needed, shouldn't be identifying ourselves with, or [they're] taken from the universities," even promoting, any monocultural sym he says. "Higher education should be bol. If my whole constituency was made considered standard." Banner Yet Waves up of American students, I would have had no problem. [But] international students CONSOLATION PRIZE ~""\ om Carter and Paul Sounds like Washington, all right. came here to study American government, St. Jobn Fisber College, Pimentel enrolled at As representatives in the university's not pledge allegiance to it." Rochester, N.Y. — Appliance stores American U. to study pol General Assembly, Carter and Pimentel Pimentel says he gathered more than 700 offer rebates. Car dealerships offer itics. By February, the two were learned a better lesson than any ever student signatures to petition the resolution, warranties. Even cheesy infomercials embroiled in a fiery debate involving slan taught in the classroom. They clashed a petition Carter claims never existed. In promise to refund your money if derous personal attacks and accusations of over a resolution proposed by Carter: to turn, Pimentel accused Carter of using the you're not satisfied with a product. coercion, threats and denial of rights. display the American flag during and vol issue and the GA to propel his name into Shouldn't there be some sort of guar untarily recite the pledge the conservative Republican limelight. antee on your education? Well, now of allegiance at the begin Senior Jim O'Brien, who co-sponsored there is. At one school, at least. Sort ning of General Assembly the resolution, was surprised to see how of. St. John Fisher College is offering meetings. out-of-hand the issue became. "It seemed to pay students $417 per month, up like an innocent enough bill," he says. to $5,000, if they aren't offered a job Although 90 percent of that requires a college degree within the assembly agreed to co- In mid-February, after another long six months of their graduation. But sponsor the bill when it debate, the General Assembly voted to students must meet a strict set of was proposed, it was pass the resolution by a margin of 18-15. guidelines: They must complete a tabled for further review. Carter was pleased his bill went through job-related internship, map out "We should have the but was surprised that it only squeaked by. career goals with an academic adviser right to honor the flag and O'Brien noted the coming campus and graduate with at least a 2.75 country," declares Carter, elections. "I think when it became such a GPA. After graduation, students must a junior. "We're the heated issue and took on the partisan provide documented proof that American University. We tone... people just didn't want to have they're trying to find work. Still, for were chartered by an act anything to do with it. That's the typical the slacker who enjoys a real chal of Congress. Our (school] skill that's learned in Washington. As lenge, this could be a sweet little deal. seal reads, 'for God and soon as any position becomes the least bit Properly scammed, you could net a country.'" controversial, you turn and run the other six-month postgraduate vacation. Citing a large interna direction." Throughout a heated debate, Tom Carter kept his eye tional student population on the grand old flag — nearly 25 percent — • Robert Moll, Syracuse U. io • u. rvi.i)>.i'/.ifi<- MIAY !##• It's One Of The Most Useful Credit Cards On The Planet. Unless You've Stolen It. Your MasterCard" is stolen. You panic, get angry, Ma panic some more. Then you call and cancel it. Now "" »•>«•• •>»•«> *• J 0000 :__." ?/•• the thief is in possession of, oh, about seven cents worth of plastic. (Maybe he can use it as a coaster when he entertains at the hideout.) So relax. You only have to pay for stuff you bought, and you can even get a new card the next day.' It'll be accepted millions w of places, one of which must sell wallets. MasterCard. It's more than a credit card. It's smart money" MasterCard '( .it.itii conditions apply CI995 MsiterCard Internaiionsl Incorpornted "II you can't have complete freedom of conies tn us with I reason not to [catty with existing laws, the question arises: TECH speech [in the real world], why should you controversial material!, we let it come When will Internet-specific legislation have it on the Internet?" says Rachel Katz, through." become necessary to protect the virtual a freshman it Chapman I', in California. In response to the outburst, however, community? ex on the Internet can range "That's what the court cases on clear and the CMU administration has rescinded The frontier is vanishing. Revel in the from juvenile escapades to post present danger arc* for: to protect us from the ban and formed I committee ot stu anarchy of the Internet while it lasts. Smodern experimentation with abuse." dents, faculty and administrators to dis virtual swinging. lhe American Civil liberties Union cuss Internet porn access. • April lltiitsiikti. Daily Trojan, U. of The pervasive culture ot cybersex, has taken Baker's case, basing its defense Kami White, CMU'l student body Soiithmi (.'alifoniia however, also includes the transmission of on his First Amendment right. president, is pleased with the harassing e-mail messages, written and Although universities are trying to decision. "Hopefully there'll be No One Under 18 Connected photographic pornographic material and keep up with technology, steps taken to something coming out which is stories explicitly depicting sexual crimes. avoid controversy have* met with rebellion. more agreeable |than the When the military conceived the idea for Look at Carnegie Mellon U. in Penn ban]." a decentralized computer network that sylvania, where students rallied tor free Although the Baker case could withstand nuclear war, little did it speech on the steps of the administration and the CMU fiasco are rare in know that it would liecome the vehicle for building after the university decided to their extremeness, campuses debate on the First Amendment and per ban all pornographic* material from its across the nation are experi sonal safety. network site. Despite what appears to be a encing harassment over the lhe most recent high-profile case con morality judgment, CMU's administration Internet. At the U. of Utah, an cerning the Internet and freedom of says that the move was a legal defense, individual sent sexually explicit speech rocked the U. of Michigan, where since minors have access to the network messages daily to a private sophomore Jake Baker was suspended and and the state prohibits distribution of mailing list of winners of a arrested for identifying a female classmate pornographic material to people under the women's science scholarship. as the subject of a rape fantasy he posted age of 1H. At Indiana U. of Pennsylvania, worldwide to the electronic bulletin board Except where violation of the law is sexually explicit e-mail chain alt.sex.stories. Ihe university's president, concerned, most universities are taking a letters have circulated for James Duderstadt, says he suspended hands-off approach to electronic informal" months. And reports of e-mail Baker because Baker posed a threat to the tion, says Jim Pepin, executive director of harassment have begun surfac woman. The FBI arrested the student for the U. of Southern California's computing ing regularly on the USC cam transmitting threats of murder, kidnap services. pus crime roundup. ping and torture across state lines from "It's similar to what libraries do," Although universities are Michigan to Ontario, Canada. Pepin says. "Unless a legal authority trying to resolve these disputes Cybercops e-nail offenders on the Internet. ly stick his tongue down your throat. "The most climactic kiss I ever lip between his teeth, and gently but URGE French kissing is great, when it is slowly received happened when a shy guy I really rapidly tapped his tongue against it," says and romantically done," says Rima liked pinned me down, grasping my lower Susan Rolls, a Duke sophomore. Domow, a senior at Washington U. in Denise Gachpazany, a ou must remember Missouri. sophomore at West Valley this: A kiss isn't just a Tammy Duker, a sophomore at Duke College in California, says kiss. U., agrees that gentle is better when she her best kiss was worth wait "Kissing is the most intimate thing. It's describes her worst kiss. "I felt like his ing for. "It was the first time when two affectionate worlds come tongue was a wooden spoon, and my with ]a certain] person. It together and move in harmony," says Lisa mouth was a hatter that he had to mix was nice. No tongue — nice, Ho, an MIT sophomore. 200 strokes." soft, tender and caring." Doug Lynn, a senior First kisses inevitably ^^ at Duke, says that his involve fumbling, uncertain If _ —^ —^ —^ ^^ _• ^F^_ I M kissing technique ty and... hives? Duker's first M IO O Q II •• I Q I I like '"' kiss left her red in the face. g u e d "I went upstairs to wash my face. Ten minutes later, mud illlll lull dor i f t„; my face was covered in respond, then you should switch. Or she hives. Fearing I was allergic The whys, hows, bests and worsts may should switch to make you happy." to kissing, I kept washing vary, but one thing stays the same: Kissing Nellis Wilhite, a senior at Vander- a my face. Finally, I told my is the universal language. Here, students bilt U., is also a switch kisser. "I like to | mom, frightened that she'd offer more than just lip service on the art have her suck on my tongue, and then * kick her harlot of a daughter of kissing. we switch." f to the curb. Turns out I was Kisses express feelings. "I like a strong This can be carried too far, says Dan £ allergic to the soap. I could kiss," says Jesse Marmon, a sophomore at Rock, a junior at the U. of Cincinnati, j look forward to a life of Brown U. "You feel the emotion." "Once I gave a girl a black and blue i kissing." Or the tonsils. tongue." i A life of swirling ecsta "The most sensual part is when his lips Rock also says he likes kissing the neck . sy, moving into darkened caress mine and then he thrusts his and putting a cool breeze over it. But 1 depths, as Cornell sopho tongue deep inside and tickles my ton hickeys aren't much of a turn-on. "I've • more Dara Baker de sils," says Megan Mabrey, a sophomore at had them, but I usually don't give them." _j scribes it: the U. of Tennessee, Knoxvilie. (Coinci- Biggest turn-off for everyone? Slobber. 1 "If your senses get dentally, she describes the same kiss as "Some guy slobbered all over my 5 reduced to nothing, it's a Dave Carini, a sophomore at Columbia face, and [it got] chapped," says I good kiss." U. Kismet?) Melanie Schroeder, a sophomore at I Some prefer being able to breathe. Notre Dame U. • Wendy Anne Gross-urn, "I truly hate when a guy tries to literal- Kisses can even be orgasmic, some say. Hiss me, you fool. The Chronicle, Duke V. 12 • U. Magazine MAY 199S "Traveling nonstop and being able to TRIPPIINT touch every rock makes you care about nature more," says Wendy Wolfenbarger, who toured the States last summer. tudents across the nation are As far as hands-on work goes, what packing toothbrushes and clean better way to study Arthur Miller's Death Sunderwear into their duffel bags of a Salesman than by spending two hours and heading for class. hanging out with Miller in his home? They're trading in dusty chalkboards How about dinner conversation with for and four walls for classes on wheels and mer President Carter and his wife, Ros- instructors who moonlight as tour guides. alynn, at a Southern fish fry in Georgia? Road Scholars Road study programs are picking up speed Those were a few of the pit stops on the as more college students hit the road to see U. of New Orleans' 1994 Majic Bus tour, the historical places and meet the famous which took 18 students through 40 states people they had previously only read about. in 80 days. While riding in an earth- "When you walk outside the class friendly bus powered by natural gas, stu senses," Gorfinkel says. room, people think learning ends there," dents accepted the challenge of complet Those trips may be, as says Elena Gorfinkel, a Hofstra U. senior ing an 86-book reading list. Gorfinkel suggests, "a communion who earned six college credits traveling However, on-the-road courses are not with the exploring spirit that cre coast to coast for a course that studies just one assignment after another. These ated America," but at times, the America in the spirit of Jack Kerouac's On students experience life firsthand. road can be a bumpy one. the Road. "But when you're on the road, it "We were leaving a club in Wheaton, "It was hard living out of a isn't about books anymore." Md., when there was a carjacking outside duffel bag for two months," says They may not be hitchhiking cross and a man was fatally shot. We heard the Boston U. sophomore Michae country like Beat King Jack, but they're gunshots and everything," says Myron Turaski, who roughed it on the setting up camp in hostels, on the floors of Crockett, a U. of New Orleans junior and U. of Georgia's trip. The their buses, in the homes of friends and 1994 Majic Bus passenger. lifestyle of traveling with a large under the stars. The lesson Crockett learned? "Every group in a bus for a semester can Roughing it is a way of life for students where you go, places have the same prob be a teensy bit uncomfortable, at the U. of Georgia's honors geography lems as your town. You can't get away he adds. "Some people didn't and anthropology summer field program. from that." like going four or five days They take a massive cross-country camp Two rules for studying on the road: without showers." ing trip that includes climbing Mount St. Keep an open mind, and ditch your expec Helens and hiking six miles into the tations by the roadside. "You need to go • Amity Higginbotham, Tech Grand Canyon. in with an open mind to stimulate all your nician, North Carolina State U. gives me a better concept of myself," says "The majority of people think that have time to work out,' Fouts says. "It's PULSE Terry Fouts, a 22-year-old junior and women who lift weights are masculine," kind of like a job." amateur bodybuilder at Eastern Illinois U. she says. "I feel I have to defend my sport "It makes me feel better when I look bet day in and day out." • Robert Manker, The Daily Eastern heeseburgers. Beer. Pizza. ter," he says. Another common misconception body News, Eastern Illinois U. Forget it. Fat and choles- Pizza and other dishes are what he builders find themselves fight I terol are replaced with carbs misses most, but Fouts says the 75 pounds ing is the impression of rampant and proteins. Skinless poultry and he's lost in three years of bodybuilding steroid use. "That's what every roughage take the place of hot dogs and make those sacrifices worthwhile. "It's just body thinks. We're always french fries. The traditional staples of a total lifestyle change," he says. labeled... because it's not the Building the Perfect Body most college diets are off-limits to com Kimberly Rogers-Thompson is a 25- norm to see a woman with mus petitors in one very demanding collegiate year-old junior at U. of Delaware who cles," Rogers-Thompson says. sport — bodybuilding. will be competing this summer in the As competitive bodybuilders Bodybuilders don't get the recognition 1995 Collegiate Bodybuilding Nationals will tell you, theirs is not a of their counterparts in the more tradi in Pittsburgh. A win there would make sport for the casual weight tional collegiate sports — football, bas her the 1995 national female collegiate lifter/nutritionist. Preparation ketball, track — but their workouts and champion. for competitive bodybuilding is training rules are just as rigorous, maybe "It's all up to you whether you make it a continuous cycle of working even more strenuous. Thousands of stu or break it," she says. "It's not a sport out and dieting — a grueling dents, men and women alike, voluntarily where you depend on other people. If you regimen that bodybuilders subject themselves to the masochistic don't win, you don't have anybody to hope will lead to national titles training necessary to become successful blame but yourself." and a chance to turn pro. bodybuilders. Despite a resume that boasts at least six Weights, stationary bikes and In collegiate environments not exacdy bodybuilding titles, including "Miss Stairmasters are the tools of conducive to good health, what keeps the Korea," which she earned while stationed the trade. competitors sticking to their diets and there in the U.S. Army, Rogers-Thomp "It's 24 hours a day. You coming back to the gyms? son still finds herself battling the prevail have to always watch what you "[Seeing] myself changing physically ing stereotypes of female bodybuilders. eat, and you have to always U. ot Dataware's Kimberly Rogers-Thompson MAY 1-995 U. Magazine • 13 here's a political storm brewing cause of racial division," Bolick says. across the nation about the rele "They fuel resentment and reinforce vance of affirmative action. No mat notions of group identity." ter where you stand in the debate, But the Clinton administration isn't affirmative action — a program that buying the argument that affirmative Trequires employers and colleges to take action should be done away with entirely. actions to hire or admit minorities and Clinton has called for a full review of affir women — has probably affected you in mative action and may attempt to base some capacity. The university that targets federal programs on economic need rather women for its chemistry program, or the than race or gender. scholarship for black applicants only. The Department of Education is Finally, this directionless generation included in part ofthe president's review has a cause to fight — a war to wage! process to determine which affirmative- Not so fast, says action programs are I_eslie Wolfe, president and are not working. Ready "We haven't of the Center for Women Policy studies "We need to changed any of our in Washington, D.C. policies," says deputy "It would be stu find a new way secretary of educa pid to do the same tion Madeleine movement as in the of becoming Kunin. "We're '60s. What we need is adhering to what we a movement for the equal in have been doing [in '90s," Wolfe says. the past], including "This generation is society. support of race- able to build on the based scholarships... ground [the '60s gen Affirmative The concept of equal eration] covereo, to access to education is bring us to the next action just fundamental to our level: a more egalitar makes the mission.' For ian society." One of the two It's impossible to proposed bills chal use '60s tactics to numbers lenging affirmative solve '90s problems action would elimi — too much has equal, not nate all racial and changed since then. ethnic preferences in Even reliably liberal individuals." programs run by the Berkeley. A profes federal government. sor from Berkeley QnusTtNE YESOUTIS, For higher education, declined an inter it would mean an end view to discuss affir SOPHOMORE, JAMES to many scholarships mative action, saying MADISON U. for minority students. he doesn't speak "Affirmative action is with the press. helpful particularly to Berkeley, the birthplace of activism. those who've already entered the applicant Action* Affirmative action was implemented in pool," says Steven Roy Goodman, execu 1964, when "Whites only" signs were tive director for the College Admissions standard. Because signs are down and Institute of America. "It will affect where Students, numbers of women and minority students people are going, not if they're going.' enrolled in college are up [see chart], the James Madison U. junior Sosanya urgent need to rectify past wrongs — Jones says that without affirmative action, through affirmative action — is an some blacks who have the potential to administrators increasingly hard sell. Now, the so-called succeed in schools like JMU may be over "nowhere generation" is struggling to play looked. "If affirmative action is out," she by the rules set by parents. says, "[blacks] will flock to the black insti and politicians tutions." Vivian Hobbs, assistant professor of Just one year ago, merely suggesting a humanities at F'lorida A&M U., predicts change in affirmative-action policy would similar migration within teaching ranks. choose sides have been political suicide. But as the pen "FAMU would probably go back to all- dulum swings back, politicians with ideas black teachers," Hobbs says. "Florida once thought reactionary — even racist — State University would go back to all in what some are coming out of hiding. They're stand white teachers because of the theory 'we ing on a simple ideological platform: teach our own better.' Everyone's equal; let's go home. Proposals to do away with affirmative HMkMradM call the second action are currently being written at the Supporters say that part of the move state and federal level. California, the state ment to remove affirmative action stems that developed affirmative action in 1964, from a downsizing-crazed economy. has drafted a proposal for the 1996 elec Cuts in state funding for education have civil-rights tion that specifically targets state and local made universities scale back on profes hiring and college admissions. sors, administrators and students with Clint Bolick, litigation director of the financial need. movement. Institute for Justice in Washington, DC, "Universities are reluctant to recruit | is riding this political turnabout. He's students who need financial aid," Good drafting a bill that calls for an end to fed man says. "They target those who can pay eral affirmative-action programs. He sug because it doesn't cost [the university] | By Aimee Rinehart gests that without them, our country anything." wouldn't be so divisive. Associate counsel for the American j "Preference programs are a leading Association of University Professors I 14 • I i- Magazine MAY 19951 70% Ag«i 25-29 60% - | tail BOHmf ^^^^m 50% • •MlMtor-.O^.. yB____ 40% 60% 30% : L 40% 30% •a __m •M«tKa *»—rt— 10% HUH ^^^^ 0 IIII WMt* MASk MaMMlc MMM Waataa 1»T« WTO •^^"- *•••• WVpflnMvfTn •? C4fHm"WC*Bi WWiH W tw# C#AMIftt Helen Irvin says downsizing hampers uni ula, minority scholarships [see box] and U. of Georgia senior Nick Mrvos. "They versity hiring, too. "Public response to a mentor programs are just some of the are segregating," perceived loss is to think, 'Why should we ways universities attract minorities. Try telling someone like Mrvos that in give special attention to certain groups?'" "We're competing with other colleges this bastion of cultural mixing, he now has Both proponents and opponents of for Iminority] students," says UCLA's to attend a sensitivity class or that the uni affirmative action see increasing funding associate vice chancellor Raymund Pare- versity has a minority studies major. to primary and secondary schools as the des. "It's not so much that it looks good "If [blacks] have their major, other first step in equalizing the educational but that [these] students contribute to the minority groups will follow in wanting SrAF_____• system. Currently, primary and sec higher caliber of discourse." their own majors, too," Mrvos says. "One ondary public schools receive funding Some students have found these bid of our women's studies groups here has a through property taxes, which means ding wars insincere — more concerned brown bag lunch and talks about feminism poor neighborhoods have poorly funded with an appearance of diversity than with and lesbianism — that's what they teach." schools while affluent neighborhoods any genuine commitment to minority Some say that schools are going over have strong schools. "Where you live education. "Being a black guy with a board in creating a shiny, happy, political shouldn't dictate the quality of education 1360 SAT, 1 received a letter from ly correct campus. Others maintain that you receive," says U. of Idaho senior almost every university and college in schools drag their heels to bring their cur Russ Wright. the country," says U. of Maryland senior ricula up to speed. But right now, it does. If you go to a Kevin Sproles. "Before I could be a 1360 If you're a student at an Alabama, sub-par high school, chances of attending score, before I could be a good student, I Louisiana or Mississippi state school and a four-year college shrink accordingly. had to be black." want to major in African-American stud And with more people seeking a higher But the diverse classroom atmosphere ies, you're out of luck. Right now, these education, competition for desk space is recruiters promise when trying to attract are the only states left in the union with getting tougher. minority students doesn't always materi out an African-American studies major. alize. Groups tend to migrate toward an In 1992, the U.S. Supreme Court Please com* to our campus integrated separatism: Black Student found that Mississippi was running one A long-running myth surrounding Union, Jewish Center, Women's Cau higher education system for blacks and affirmative action is that it's quota-based. cus, Gay/Lesbian Center. "If everybody one for whites. The Court ordered Missis It's not. However, campus recruiting wants to be a melting pot, then groups sippi to remove all traces of a segregated methods to achieve diversity sometimes like that are going to have to say, 'What higher-education system and called the suggest otherwise. Changes in the curric we're doing is counterproductive,'" says predominantly black institutions under funded and educationally inferior. Alabama has been in similar litigation since 1981. The absence of an African- Erasing Race From Scholarships American studies major was one example cited of the state's lack of commitment to As a high school student with a 4.0 GPA, Daniel Podberesky met every require integration. "I don't care how many Unity ment for the Benjamin Banneker Scholarship at the U. of Maryland — except one: Day celebrations the university puts He's not black. together," says U. of Alabama senior For 16 years, the U. of Maryland has awarded annually — to black students only — Richard Thompson, who testified on more than 80 full-ride (room, books, tuition) Benjamin Banneker scholarships. When behalf of the plaintiffs against the U. of Podberesky, a Latino, was refused an application for the scholarship in 1990. he sued Alabama. "There are no classes dealing for $35,000, plus $1 million in legal fees. specifically with African-American culture In November 1994, the Fourth Circuit Court ruled in favor of Podberesky. To counter anywhere within the core curriculum. The that ruling, the U. of Maryland filed a brief with the Supreme Court in March 1995. ff the rule of thumb on this campus is that if it Supreme Court reviews Podberesky vs. Kirwan, it could decide the fate of race-based isn't in my major, I don't have to take it." scholarships. California is again leading the nation in The scholarship was designed to attract black students with GPAs of 3.0 or higher to political reform, now with its attempts to halt the U. of Maryland, which has fought to change a long history of discrimination. the programs it began. What California decides "As late as the '70s, [the University of Maryland] rejected people because of the in the 1996 elections could domino other states' color of their skin," says the U. of Maryland's director of public information, Roland King. affirmative-action policies. "This was a segregationist institution long after other institutions accepted integration." Although sit-ins may be out of the Chief counsel of the Washington Legal Foundation and attorney for Podberesky. question, today's generation may no In January. Berkeley students and Richard Samp, says the strength of Podberesky's case Is that the scholarship doesn't longer have the cushion to be apatbetic. faculty rallied after 14 students reach the people it aims to help. "[Banneker scholarship recipients) are not poor black Twentysomethings have inherited an received fliers in their mailboxes. children. They tend to be from Montgomery County, an affluent suburb," Samp says. unparalleled standard for equality. As the The flier read in part: "Rejoice you "It's a matter of schools winning trophies for themselves. It's ludicrous for them to say war on affirmative action flares, today's crybaby niggers, it's affirmative they're helping poor black students." youth will have to set the pace for their action month... Your failures are Because of the Fourth Circuit Court's ruling, the scholarship has been revised and own definition of equal rights. hereditary and can't be corrected by renamed the Banneker Key Scholarship. Now, King says, "We've combined... the same these liberals." kind of scholarship without the race restrictions." — AR • Aimee Rinehtirt is an assitant editor at U. Magazine. MAY 1995 U. Magazine • 15 ^xriot/ierfeiet^c^i^^ iteil ax/cnce^ art/m^/ajie/ f/?ee/>oA. ~y^m A0VER1ISEMENT senior Heather Gibbs. Gibbs couldn't use the centers, and about 100 are CLASS believe that a university as large as WVU involved in a home-care program. Raabok <•#>*"" had no arrangement for child care, so she "This is needed at any campus of any liegan a research project, investigating child- size," says the program's home-care coor Dm RMbok Amm-ono smtfal It availaMo t's 7 a.m. The alarm rings, and care programs throughout the United States dinator, Becky Orford. 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HI Far from the just-another-number atmos major at the Julliard School in New York, Baskins Athletic Supply phere of the lecture hall, music students says he has to work out on exercise Rooster Andrews Foley's deal in vocal cords and instruments rather machines at a local dance studio because Popular Dry Goods Shoemaker's Inn than pencils and computers. And unlike of the back pains that come with sitting Sports Connection Shoe City most graduates, musicians can't rest on behind a cello all day. Jeans Pacilic, Inc Hi Sports the laurels of a degree, says Indiana U. Student musicians are willing to play Inglewood Sports Center Foolmart grad student Jaren Hinckley. tricks to stay in the trade. F'or Hinckley, Western Sports Outlet Rainbow Shoes Brian Larson, a sophomore music indus the clarinet has been a magic wand since Arizona Department Stores Cal Stores try major at James Madison U. in Virginia, third grade. Like so many children, he had Grand Sports Langston says, "A symphony doesn't care if you have a pipe dream to become a famous soloist. Jerry Lenz McAllen Sports a degree. It cares that you can beat out the "Yeah, hurrah. Easier said than The performance worid may be cut 200 to 300 other people auditioning. done," he says. "It finally clicked... throat, but It's music to their careers. 18 • Uo Magazine MAY 199S ings influence whether shows stay or go. According to Kyle Melinn, a Michigan "Both the network and advertiser refer to State U. senior and TV cynic, there are Nielsen numbers for reference points." plenty of fans of mindless TV. "If 90210 If the Nielsens don't nab a TV show, the or Melrose is on, you know where every time slot might. Many fans and others one is," Melinn says. "[Students] like involved with MSCL blame the show's low brainless TV. You come home from ratings on its 8 p.m. Thursday slot. They studying and you sit in front ofthe TV set believe the show should be slated to run and become a lemon." later in the evening so it's not up against col Melissa Bean, a senior at Brigham lege favorites, such as Martin and Mad About Young U., says she enjoys the show's chal You. "It's totally crippled us," says Winnie lenging issues. "I like it when you can put REMOTE Holzman, creator and co-executive produc some intellectual effort into the show. er of the show. "It doesn't suit the show." 90210 is nice if you want to watch some ABC spokesperson Chris Alexander says thing totally mindless." that some shows never find an audience and A.J. I.anger, who plays Rayanne on that at this point there is no time slot to MSCL, says that the supportive fan base is move it to. "They've done on-air promotion essential to the show's success. "The sup during the day and during kids' shows," port that's come up [from viewers] is so Control Alexander says. "They've run commercials appreciated," Langer says. "Our show is on other cable stations." demanding of our audi Sofa drones unite for their The network's rea ence. It's one of the few soning for the time slot is shows that gives respect favorite TV shows that it's a teen show, Fans have to the audience." Holzman says. But when While the definition By Amy Wu, New York U. creating it two years ago, flooded of quality programming she didn't see it as a teen continues to be duked or adult show. "I saw it as ABC offices out between viewers and ouch potatoes are a feisty group. Instead of going a show that could appeal networks, Holzman holds to many different peo with e-mail fast to her belief that the through bags of chips and staring with glazed eyes, ple," she says. "A lot of uniqueness of MSCL, they are banding together to save their favorite TV people in their 20s are to save My whose fate will be decid really into the show. It ed in May, is worth a sec shows. And they're saving them any way they can — by advertis shows that it's possible to So-Called ond look. "I'm not saying ing, selling T-shirts, starting letter campaigns and even going on appeal across lines." we're better entertain the Internet. Life from ment — we're another For the love of fluff kind of entertainment." Fans have flooded ABC offices with e-mail to save My So-Called College students cancella- Life from cancellation. They've sold T-shirts and have asked for don't always want intel tion. • Amy Wu is a reporter contributions to advertise in USA Today and TV Guide. They lectually stimulating or for NYV's Washington challenging shows. Square News. received form letters from ABC promising it was trying to save the critically acclaimed show, which ran its last episode on Jan. 26, when it enjoyed its highest Nielsen rating ever. Kori Gerland, an admitted TV addict and Lacey. VQT also worked on rescuing and MSCL diehard, is a member of the MSCL, Party of Five and Under Suspicion. grass-roots movement that has emerged in Despite the outpouring of support cyberspace: Operation Life Support. "Sev from the media and Claire Danes' Golden _• r«l ______! Iv ._• _fi_ enty-five percent of the whole activity is Globe Award for her performance in on-line e-mail," Gerland says, "either dis MSCL, the show's future is still in limbo. tributing information or writing other To be saved, an endangered show must magazines." have the support of critics, media, indus To Meaghan Rynne, a sophomore at try and fans. jf tr z the U. of Maine and member of OLS, the campaign would be slower and more cost Ratings game ly without the Internet. She received a But letters and phone calls won't save response from ABC via e-mail in one shows; Nielsen numbers will. Jack Curry, week. "They never would have responded managing editor for TV Guide, says, to snail mail," she says. "[Campaigns] usually work when net works want to renew the show anyway." Taking it to the streets To many, Nielsen is an ogre that Whether MSCL is the first campaign devours great television. The fate of TV on the Internet is questionable. Dennis shows lies in the hands of 4,000 house A 1 Morgan, a computer science major at holds randomly selected by Nielsen Media • • • ' \ k - Oregon State U., remembers cruising the Research designed to fit the U.S. census • • • ' Internet and finding group efforts to save demographics. Some audiences, like nurs Twin Peaks. "Most viewers aren't involved ing homes and college campuses, are not Al ; in Nielsen ratings," Morgan says. "Most measured. But customers — specific net don't feel they have an influence." works or advertisers — can request that Despite massive campaigns, shows like Nielsen conduct a special survey on a par ticular target audience, such as college Brooklyn Bridge, I'll Fly Away, Homefront "_^_____p*v and Twin Peaks weren't renewed. So why students or senior citizens. Lft'i _ spend hours a day when networks mon Does Nielsen cancel low-rated pro strously loom over individual efforts? grams? "We have nothing to do with what Dorothy Swanson, founder and presi networks choose to air," says Susan dent of the 3,000-member Viewers for Chicone of Nielsen Media Research. "All Quality Television, says that campaigns can we do is provide ratings." make a difference. She credits her group But Ray Faiola, director of audience with saving Designing Women and Cagney services at CBS, says that the Nielsen rat hty So-Calledw^ Ufa: Nielsen's so-called Hop Is viewers' so-called triumph. MAY 199S I i. Magazine • 19 List-en, U. •ally, King — Benefiting from tighter musicianship and looser production, King fulfills the promise of Belly's 1993 debut Star. This is your chance to hear a state-of-the-art rock band in fifth gear. A majestic album. Th* Roots, Oo Yem Want Moron — Accomplished musicians, fluent rappers and Various Artists The Goo Goo Dolls hip-hop scholars. The Roots are dangerously talented. Do You Want More?l is a historical The Celtic Heartbeat Collection A Boy Named Goo document — proof that live, instrumental hip-hop can stand on its own. Celtic Heartbeat/Atlantic Warner Bros. You An Wharf You Snoot — It's what happens when Mother Jones magazine gets New Dublin- Big on riffs together with 12 Chicagoland bands: great music. This is a compilation disc of up-and- based label Celtic and not too coming groups in support of gun control. Call 1-80OGETM0J0 for more info on where you Heartbeat, co- short on melody, can pick up this little ditty. founded by U2 A Boy Named Goo Umbo Cafo, I Uke My Mo WU* Cream — This unsigned Oklahoma City band sure manager Haul proves the Goo is convincing. Featuring intricate arrangements and folksy instrumentation (violin, man M c G u i n n e s s, Goos can rock dolin), this debut LP sounds like the work of aspiring musicians, not aspiring rock stars. documents the out and be tune Call (405) 330-0746 for distribution info. present state of ful at the same Attomadiycka — Sure It's sexist, but man — Liz Phair, Veruca Salt, Julianna Hat traditional Irish time (unlike, field, PJ Harvey, Tanya Donnelly — they make life worth living sometimes. Yeah you're for music on this say, Tool). But me, punk rock girt.... diverse and engaging sampler. we already knew that from listening The collection contains eight instru to the band's superior 1993 release mental, featuring musical tools rarely Superstar Carwash. used this side of the Atlantic. Andy The melodicism here isn't quite as Irvine and Davey Spillane employ tradi consistent (although tracks like "Flat Dagobah tional Celtic instruments such as the uil- Top" and "Ain't That Unusual" are leann pipe and the bouzouki on the exceptions), and nothing really reaches impressive 7/8 romp "Chetvorno Horo." out and dares you not to listen. An A long time ago in a midwestem town far, far away, the boogie began. And it hasn't Moving Hearts' "The Storm" is a real attempt at a slower tempo, "Name," stopped since. standout that fuses Irish tradition with falls flat — sounding less like a Wester Iowa City-based band Dagobah takes its name from a sunny-day meditation concern jazz, rock and even — gasp! — the berg lament than a Richie Sambora ing Jedi master Yoda's weed-choked home planet. The six-man group's spaced-out. funky sound, goofball stage presence and tongue-incheek humor seem to flow naturally from f-word (funk). power ballad. the same source. Of the vocal selections, tracks by A Boy Named Goo is at times down "I like to be stupid and idiotic (onstage]," says guitarist and co-vocalist Pat Willis, groups Clannad and Anuna are especially right tiresome — like hearing a mid-'70s explaining the lack of self-consciousness typical of a Dagobah show. poignant in their use of rich medieval heavy-metal stomper but not quite as "When an entertainer acts that way," Willis adds, "people seem to loosen up. Every harmony to create a haunting and inspir much fun. On this latest outing, The body has a good time. And that's when we're serious. When we're goofy, let the vomit fly!" ing musical language. Goo Goo Dolls sound like the older Blending the space-pirating, hopping across-thegalaxy raucousness of Han Solo with Especially for strangers to traditional brothers of today's neo-punks — trying Yoda's Zen-like teachings. Dagobah's "pfunklectic" music takes you on an emotional Irish music, The Celtic Heartbeat Collec to keep up. roller coaster, tt runs the gamut from introspection to all-out psychedelia. For every tion offers an inviting 12-track taste of crazed, sweating concert-goer gyrating on the floor during a Dagobah gig, there's someone the genre. • Darren Gauthier, KLSU-FM, ! right beside Mm, staring Into space. Ijouisiana State U. "It's a matter of taking quality music seriously while potting hm at music in general,* • James T. Diers, Daily Northwestern, says bassist Todd FacWer. Northwestern U. Tho Nonce Oafo-bah's self-titled CO epitomizes that carefree, sarcastic attitude with songs like World Ultimate (WftotewH you do) Don't Danco.* Th* disc featuffs original material, but the band's Fossil Wild West/American , have become ncrtOftotM - tfietes a mi* of Kansas' "Cany On" ' on a singtt Jrach and s -,ka eovw Ot Havana's "In Utooni." Fossil Tired of the . m that nsgpd, and it points the way to a playful, funk**** Sire/Warner Bros. G-Funk era? On Every so often their full-length an artist (or move debut, L.A. duo ment) emerges to The Nonce capture the spirit abandon dated of '64 and embody gangsta conven all things Beatles tions and honor esque. Fossil, the the old school debut album from with deliciously the band of the spare beats and a stripped-down style same name, shows that slams harder than your average that a band can effectively incorporate the Snoop du jour. U. Radio Chart musical traditions of rock's past without "Keep It On" is a potent party jam, sounding like a dinosaur museum. with members Yusef and Nouka dis 1. M Harvoy, To Bring You My Love, Island The first single and album opener, playing solid street flow, while "Eighty- 2. NM» Watt, Ball-Hog or Tugfnatf, Columbia "Moon," is a clever turn on the lack of Five" and the blow-up single, "Mix 3. Sally, King, Sire/Reprise Tapes," pay tribute to the mid-'80s non-cliched communication between 4. Bralniae, Bonzei Superstar, Grass lovers (i.e., singing about the moon). The scene that inspired them. The lyrics and track is filled with great hooks — especial samples reflect their "now school" ethic •. Paatl CMM-ran, Junior Citizen, Sire/Reprise ly the guitar intro — and strong lead — a blend of classic rap vibes and orig ft Afchara of Loaf, Ver Vee, AKss vocals from lead singer and lyricist Bob inal hip-hop flavor. 7. MtMM Koaaa, Second Coming, Geffen O'Gureck. The rest of the songs are With World Ultimate, The Nonce low •"»!> SoicMo, The Death of Excellence, World Domination almost as catchy as "Moon" — check the stay true to the underground and give •wiaheas, Tbe Ropmn, Geffen ode to androgyny, "Molly," and the mus West Coast rap a much-needed dose of cular yet ambient "Fall." spontaneity. thtr Personul Ht r. Otamsaw/Can ly Ass nt' Ndmsiuii KRli • Darren Gauthier, KLSU-FM, tt James T. Diers, Daily Northwestern, --.i',, i3,.„\,.^t: KV, Louisiana State U. Northwestern U. l*N *_f*Mt3g IN&mti. 20 • I . Magazine MAY 199S man who can save it from the n e w - a g e ^r M __i^!> Jl^^^x ^| pirates. Dennis What Hopper (who else?) plays the head bad guy. A Great Tales from the Hood Savoy There's no Experience! Crypt Keeper in these tales, but that's small Learning the language. comfort to Meeting people. three inner-city kids who get Coming face to face with caught in their own frightmare. They face history, art and architecture, a creepy mortician/tour-guide-to-the- dark-side (Clarence Williams III) when a culture, food and fun... search for a lost drug stash lands them in a mortuary. Add an international Clueless dimension to your education Apollo 13 Paramount with a summer, semester or Universal Alicia 511- year abroad while fulfilling Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon and some other guy (Bill Paxton) verstone plays university requirements. the Beverly play three astronauts who are sent to the moon but become lost in Hills brat who space. At home is the astronaut (Gary Sinise) who should have is her high • Fully accredited courses been with them but was kept back for medical reasons. Uh, Mis school's self- transfer to your school. proclaimed sion to Houston: The space food and no gravity thing are fun and arbiter of style. So she sets out to overhaul all, but get us the hell home! her entire high school — from personali • Intensive language courses ties to accessories. Excuse us, Ms. Aero in Spanish, French, Italian, smith, but Brenda and Brandon made it Johnny Mnemonic skull-and-crossbone-waving, timber-shiv through high school just fine without you. Basque, German, Thai. TriStar ering lord of the plank. And Geena Davis Put that on your bungee cord and jump Keanu plays the babe. with it! • Great classes in political Reeves is John science, education, ny, a 21st cen Congo Rob Roy tury high-tech Paramount United Artists economics, ecology, messenger boy, Michael Liam Nee business, literature and if the data Crichton has son (Nell) and more. chip in his strained, dis plays tbe quin- brain goes below 50 kilobytes of RAM... closed and, uh, tessential well, those information superbadguys will Jurassicced us hero... in a Choose from: blow up his head. Or something like that. on the big skirt. Now Spain, Chile, Costa Rica, Dolph Lundgren and Ice-T also use their screen. Now that's a real France, Germany, Thailand, devices in the movie, which was written by he takes us to Africa, where a lost city man. Neeson plays Rob Roy, a simple cyberpunk author William Gibson. holds secrets best kept. Greed wins out, man who unwillingly gets swept into Australia, Italy though, when it comes to flawless dia the deadly power politics of 18th centu and England. Nine Months monds. After one group of explorers ry Scotland. Jessica Lange plays Roy's _0th Century Fox gets killed trying to find them, another wife, and Eric Stoltz also dons a kilt for goes right back out into the diamond the occasion. Make 1995 your year abroad. Four Wed minefields. dings and a Funeral made Forget Paris Write now or call for your free him Holly Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde Castle Rock Savoy information packet: wood's most It's what wanted. Now Jekyll (Tim happens after it's time for Daly of TV's Harry and University Studies Hugh Grant to deliver. He plays a man Wings) is the Sally meet and mvery happy with his unmarried-with-no - grandson ofthe get married. Abroad Consortium children status. Then his longtime girl original Two- Except Meg friend (Julianne Moore) gets pregnant. Face. He fid Ryan's not in Robin Williams as the confused foreign dles with it (Debra University of Nevada, Reno/323 doctor isn't much help, but Joan Cusack, Gramps' for Winger is). Reno, Nevada 89557 Tom Arnold and Jeff Goldblum play mula, so now the alter ego is not just And Billy (702)784-6569 friends who are all too willing to give the wicked — it's a woman (Sean Young). Crystal plays a nervous father-to-be advice. Which could pose problems with his girl basketball ref friend. Or not, if she's open-minded. eree. And it Cutthroat Island takes place in MGM/UA Waterworld Paris. OK, Universal It's 1650 on the high seas, where real forget When Harry Met Sally, and just men wore patches. (For motion sickness The future is now, and it's soggy; global remember Forget Paris. Or is that Seat — hey, those waters were rough.) warming has taken its toll. Now, we know tle? Oh, forget it. Matthew Modine plays the swashbuck no man is an island, but when the planet ling, treasure-hunting, rum-swilling, becomes one, Kevin Costner is the only • Bonnie Datt MAY 199S li. Magazine • __1 rom skydh/ers at 13,500 feet to bare-naked hik ers at the bottom ofthe Grand Canyon, U. received more than 25,000 photos from students nationwide. New categories, Trippin' and Funniest Sights, inspired shots from Gkndambo, Australia, to the cata combs of Paris to gorillas in the midst of Central Park. Throw in $1,000 QRAND WHZE WINNER: T7J2 ****!* «•**<*-• «• of Pmnmyhmri-. -Hat-biting, cane-tap- shots of streakers, protesters, mud ping juniors celebrate the tradition of HEY DAY ai College Green, where, on the laat day of classes, the University President critters and Charlie's Afro Puff pronounces the Junior class as seniors." Angels, and you've got the most massively successful U. Photo Con test — so far. The 1995-96 U. Photo Contest starts now! 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Flowers, romance, next-day phone calls — these are simply necessary evils. The sooner we all accept this, the happier we shall be. So forget about preserving any sort of dignity or honor in this process. The initial step to surviving mating season is to maximize your appeal. This is enormously subjective, so you should just go with your instincts. There are a few Get tin' basic guidelines: •Hygiene is important. The fewer communicable diseases you carry, the more likely someone will choose to get naked with you. •I ii* like crazy. Impending inheritance, embellished social standing, straight- faced lies concerning the dimensions of certain body parts — all these enhance desir ability. •Be sure to fan your tail feathers to display the attractive bold colors of your t's springtime — and love, as they say, is in the air. Spring is nature's way of plumage. getting everyone laid. Sorry, but there are just no two ways about this. If Iyou're not ensnared in a glamorous affair of seduction and lust by, say, next Step Two — The Approach Friday — forget about it. You're hopeless. • Honesty, in a perfect world, would be the best policy regarding sex. This is not a Look, don't blame me — if I had my way I'd spend springtime like any other sea perfect world — most people still insist on innuendo and pretense. Except frat boys, son, holed up in my room with first-edition Doonesbury books and a bottle of Old just kidding. Smuggler's. But I must obey my primal urges. I must venture forth into the wild and And so you must be crafty — some DOs and DONTs: find a mate. Ideally, within my own species. DO — blush coyly, act sensitive, engage in witty banter We may as well resign ourselves and get this over with. If we all cooperate, we DONT — lunge, leer, drool, grunt, touch yourself, beg can make this as painless as possible. DO — show up for a date well-groomed and personable DONT — show up drunk, naked and glazed in Wesson oil DEFINITELY DONT — bring out The Gimp Step Three — The Deed Man, I don't know what to tell you. You're on your own — all rules and reality tend to go out the window once the blinds are drawn. You are in a weird and unknowable world of primitive instincts, raging insecurities, shame, ecstasy and latex. Good luck. If you can make sense of it, for Gnd\ sake, write it BlahBlahBlah down. Cutting Room Floor Step Four — The Denouement The world of publishing is hard and cruel — a barren It's over. Good work. wasteland of geeks, retreads, sociopaths and sadists. It You've gone through the is no place for the weak. Most editors would as soon eat motions and fulfilled your your liver raw as publish your writing. Darwinian obligations. We here at U. Magazine are the sole exception. We're Furthermore, by getting your friends. We're not like the others. You can trust us. some, you have given Still, there is a limit to what we can do. Over the course your ego a booster shot of this publishing year, we've had a number of quality that should get you stories we haven't been able to publish due to con through the next several straints of time and space. So we thought we'd clue you months (or several hours, in this month to all the stories you didn't read this year depending on your In U. Magazine. appetite). In August, we were You are now free to set to run a scorching kick back and enjoy the expose on the move JUST more wholesome aspects of ment to legalize mari spring... gentle breezes, juana. We ran out of blooming flowers, space. In October, we SAY baseba— had three students Damn. report on the best slumming activities • Glenn McDonald available — bowling, NQ backwater taverns and warehouse clubs. We ran out of time. There (SPACE) Leftfield Steve McNutt, The Bucknellian, Bucknell U. were stories written on student game show winners, on eating cheap, on ath i STIU cwlT IMMMM TWeV -TW6HT IT letes who chose to stay in school instead of going pro, U« JDyttlVW UVl*f> aXY, IH MY VHOCL AW rmtf FM, £**i«i a THUT W Cdt UnnAfeiP on the special circumstances of nontraditional students. MpruWTiow iHUIct U We even almost ran profiles on Quentln Tarantino (who blew us off). Tom Hanks (whose people blew us off), the A °l %g Beastie Boys (who were very /lice) and the elusive Shan __k_r non Faulkner, the first female student at the Citadel. Mas, sometimes we're thwarted. We want to extend our thanks and regrets to aH the fine student writers and 3yjl_J artists who worked on these stories that never were. When you shed thi* mortal coll, art the Gates, St Peter T**W. will hand you your manuscript and you shad ba vindicat 5 ed. We'll be looking up with pride — from tha N» ^VJirr^ de of Editors With Empty Promises, 30 • H. Maj>a/i ni" MAY 1995 I • ' ti \.C' y *«**X *' 'u^. ' " 'i'i. J '*!_.' '••"•. 'f 3 i. •'*;:.,'.'i. _ • ,.f i-ernl,*,..'!, 1 Vi DIE MARKE MIT DEN 3 STREIFEN / THE BRAND WITH THE 3 STRIPES / LA MARQUE AUX 3 BANDES EQUIPMENT LA I,;,A- Dea*_i -vS ^^ &*>&' -iBiwqe-^f US ARMY RESERVE