Impeachment charges against Holloway dropped Barry Bowdea will step down from presiding over Reiman stated that during the meet- an irresponsible way to go about it." that the charges are justified accord- The official stand by both Student the trial. I will preside over it in an . ing they discussed ing to Segal. ManagingEditor unbiased manner." the matter of the After the meeting with Student Government and Student Develop- Impeachment precedings against charges being filed. Development Tuesday. Farbman told Nunnally said that last Friday the ment is that the letters delivered did Student Senate President Rich As of yet no charges have been "At this time. we can still say that Technician that he was going to senators delivered the ten day writ- not constitute ten day notice because Holloway will be dropped by the filed either with the Student Gov- charges have not been filed." said remove his name from the petition. ten notice requiredby the Student they were not signed according to senators seeking his impeachment. ernment Offices or Student Devel- Reiman. “We have no record of such No other senators announced any Government By-laws before an im- Holloway. opment Offices. charges either here or at Student change in their status on the matter. peachment trial can began. Holloway Yocum stated that he is consid- “We feel that he will be coopera- Government." Another senator will replace . ering civil court action on the matter. tive (with our investigation) and A meeting was held Tuesday Farbman on the petition according to and Hilliard signed receipts for the “I am considering it." Yocum said. therefore we have decided to drop afternoon between Evelyn Reiman “The Audit Board is oin Segal. However. he did not name the letters but Yocum refused. Thelma Holloway also said that action was charges against Rich."l said Phil and Sonja Becton of Student Devel- (tonight). We are going tog 3:23;: senator who is to take Farbman's Galloway. Student Government sec- pouible because they really had no Segal. vice chairman of the Student \opment. Wade Ritter. Attorney this to the Audit Board to see what place. retary signed Yocum's receipt ac- charges against him. Senate's Finance Committee. “We General. and John Nunnally. Steve they think." said Segal. The senators “Basically. the reason for the cording to Nunnally and Segal. The reason for the meeting with discussed it and felt that it was in the Bullard and Mark Farbman, three of who are seeking the impeachment impeachment is because we weren't "What they delivered was an Student Development was to insure best interest of all parties concerned. the six senators who had signed a wrll then decide whether to file the getting any cooperation from the unsigned threat." said Hilliard. It that "all proceedings that follow are We intend to precede with the petition calling for the impeachment charges or not according to Serial Executive Branch." said Segal. “As doesn't fulfill the requirement of the both fair and appropriate." said charges against Yocum and Hilliard." of Holloway. Student Body President When asked about the senators far as political overtones go. we were ten day notice according to Hilliard. Reiman. “I did meet with them but I made Jim Yocum, and Steve Hilliard. action of going to the press before trying to eliminate them." That is “I guess that is for someone else to “We are going to make sure this no agreements or concessions." said Chairman of the President's Com- filing the charges. Holloway said. “It why charges have not been filed decide" whether it fulfills the re- thing gets cleared up whether or not Holloway. “I will rot in hell before I mittee to Combat Student Apathy. was a poor way to go about it. It was because the senators want to insur: quirement or not. they file the charges." said Hilliard.

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Volume LXV, Number 78 Wednesday. April 4, 1984 Raleigh. North Carolina Phone 737-2411/2412

Loving faces 4th-ranked Heels

Pack blasts High Point, hosts Tar Heels today

MikeGrinard hits and a Wolfpack miscue. Davis Sports Writer gunned down two atteruted steals and the State infield turned two Doug Davis and Tracy Woodson double plays in that stretch. belted solo homelruns and junior “We came back from a long trip right-hander Mike Schopp scattered last night (Sunday) and we were eight hits while going the distance as really happy to bounce back today State upended High Point. 7-1. with a win." Esposito said. “I was Monday at Doak Field. quite pleased to see Mike Schopp The win. which followed a defeat in pitch a complete game. He threw a slugfest at Georgia Tech Sunday. strikes and pitched well.” prepares the Wolfpack for today's 3 pm. showdown with nationally 4th- Tracy Black paced the Pack's ranked North Carolina on State's production with two doubles. a walk. diamond. and three runs scored. Freshman Admission for the game is $2 for Alex Wallace raised his batting adults. $1 for non-State students and average to .435 with a 3-for-5 free for State students with a current performance and Andrew Fava in- registration card. creased his batting average to .406 The Tar Heels boast a worksheet while knocking in two runs. Bonfire of 30-7 (8—0 in the ACC) following a Woodson, batting .395 with an 17-5 drubbing of East Carolina on outstanding slugging percentage of Monday. Excellent pitching. timely .991. leads the nation in homers and today hitting and late-inning rallies have in RBI percentage with a 2.1 per Staff photosby Marty Allen been a trademark for this year’s game average. UNC edition as shown by comeback Freshman Bud Loving will be in Staff reports wins in the ninth inning of their last search of his sixth win in seven Top State second two conference games. outings in today‘s contest against baseman DougStrange tags A bonfire and party will be held on “They‘re off to a great start and UNC. Loving has amazingly pitched outthis High Point player. the brickyard today at 5:00. This are playing real well," Wolfpack six complete games in six starts and event. in recognition of the anniver- mentor Sam Esposito- said. “They carries a 2.84 ERA into the ACC Left- The Pack's Mike sary of State's victory against have an excellent chance of winning clash. Schopp delivers the bait en Houston to win the National Basket- the regular season, which is a great His previous loss came at the route to an eight-hitter in a ' ball Championship. is Student Gov- accomplishment." hands of the Heels in the first 1-1 win against High Point ernment sponsored. State also reflects an impressive meeting this season in Chapel Hill. Monday. Perry Woods. Chairman of the record with a 24-5 overall mark and He pitched a five-hitter in the 3-1 Senate Communication and Informa- 5-2 conference record after Monday's loss. tion Committee. is in charge of the triumph over the Panthers. Solo Carolina sophomore lefthander project.“We're not looking for the blasts by Davis and Woodson in the Tim Kirk will be making his first emotional frenzy of last year. we just second and third innings respectively collegiate start today. He is 4-0 felt the occasion was worthy of a proved to be all the runs Schopp coming out of the this season party." he said. needed for the win. with two saves. He carries a 2.39 Woods went on to com- Woodson‘s shot pulled him within earned run average into the game. ment.“0riginally we had hoped to one of Bill Merrifield's The Heels are led at the plate by have the flag raising ceremony for ACC record of 20 single-season B.J. Surhoff, who bats .452. the flagpole that is being erected for homers. Woodson's RBI total of 60 is Carolina bats .345 as a team. while the team's ‘Never Say Die' spirit at also fastly-approaching Rick State hits .346. this time. Unfortunately due to Lockwood's conference record of67. The meeting is the 81st between delays. that had to be postponed." Schopp faced the minimum the arch-rivals. and the Heels lead If it is raining at 4:00pm. the event through five innings. despite three the series 47-33. will be cancelled.

Devin Steele also fell in singles action. Kolehma (S) d. Leveering-Englander Sports Editor In men's singles play. No. 1 Clint 1-6. 64. 7-6; No. 2 — Solent-Mayor (D) Weathers fell to 7-5 overall and 0-4 in d. Elder-LeAnna Lewis 62. 63; No. 3 The team of Leslie Lewis and the league with a 62. 6-1 loss to - Loft-Pamdit (D) d. Maddox- Kerri Kohlema scored a com- Lawson Duncan. Carpenter 6-1. 6-0. e-from-behind 1-6. 6-4. 7-6 win over Also suffering setbacks were No. 2 Records: Duke 12—9. State 68. Julie Leveering and Ruth Englander Tony Baker (3-9 overall. 1-3 in the in the No. 1 doubles match. but the ACC). No. 3 Scott Stanford (3-7. 0-4). Wolfpack women’s tennis team was No. 4 Joey Cirvello (36. 0-3). No. 5 MEN blitzed in every other match to fall to Mark Blankinship (3-6. 0-3) and No. 6 Clemson 9. State0 Duke 61 Tuesday at Lee Courts. Brian Mavor (0-2. 0-2). Singles: No. 1 Lawson Duncan The men's team also had its woes The No. 1 doubles team of (C) d. Clint Weathers 6-2. 61; No. 2 — in the ACC as it was whitewashed by Weathers and Baker fell 7-5 and 0-4. Rick Rudeen (C) d. Tony Baker 62. Clemson 9-0 Monday at the Pack 63; No. 3 - Miguel Nida (C) d. Scott State's Eldergets low for courts. WOMEN Stanford 6-2. 6-2: No. 4 — Andy the return against Duke The Pack women fell to 5-8 overall Duke 8. State] Krantz (C) d. Joey Cirvello 7-5. 7-6; Tuesday. Elder, the No. and 1-5. in the ACC. while the men Singles: No. l — Audreuy Solent No. 5 — Richard Matusgueski (C) d. 2 fell to 6—7 and 0-4. (D) d. Leslie Lewis 7-6. 7-6; No. 2 —- Mark Blankinship 6-3. 63; No. 6 — player, dropped the match Lewis and Kohlema battled back Margaret Mayor (D) d. Gretchen Brandon Walters (C) d. Brian Mavor to the Blue Devils' Mayor from a 52 deficit to score the win. Elder 62. 63; No. 3 — Kireten Loft 61.61. . 64!, 6-3. The Wolfpack lost their 10th against three losses. The (D) d. Amy Maddox 6-3. 61; No. 4 — Doubles: No. l — Grant-Doug the match, 8-1. duo increased its ACC record to 3-2. Ruth Englander (D) d. Kerri Kolehma Cooper (C) d. Weathers-Baker 6-4. No. 2 Gretchen Elder (8-5 overall. 7-5. 61; No. 5 —— Julie Leveering (D) 62; No. 2 — Nida-Walters (C) d. 2-3 in the ACC). No. 3 Amy Maddox d. LeAnna Lewis 62. 62: No. 6 — Stanford-Richard Bryant 7-5. 63; No. (4-7. 13). No. 4 Kerri Kohlema (6-7. DeDe Zeluck (D) d. Susan Carpenter 3 — Rudeen-Matt Vrooman (C) d. 15). No. 5 LeAnna Lewis (4-9. 06) 62.62. Blankinship-Mike Will 6-3. 7-5. Staff photoby Marty Allen and No. 6 Susan Carpenter (3-10. l-6) Doubles: No. 1 _ Leslie Lewis- Records: State 6-7.

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Satan parties atThe Clu Possessed! It’s about time decency through law won out in America. ' Wayne Kerr, formerly of I'm talking about, of course. the closing of the Culture Club, that there hangout of weir-dos. that . hardcore punk rockers MOORE L. No Labels, is believed subversive den of underworld sin that had lured so to be possessed by many of Raleigh's precious and naive youngsters to MAJORITY its doors. Everyone knows it's a place of the devil 1., demons. This himself. and I’m glad someone's finally struck ' possession is another blow against Satan. attributed I'd like to congratulate the Raleigh Police Entertn'ment Writer to hisfrequentvisits Department on its thorough job of making sure that to Raleigh's Culture Club. the Culture Club was punished for its demonic Thank my Lord. Just in time too. Next week a band Kim‘ Wilde and Pete Townshend visit theirpal Craig Dean audience and its equally devilish music. The good from Californy — anything west of Georgia's bound at the Technltrim costume ball. The bullet holes testify to Lord don’t want us to hear no songs but those that to be funny — called Black Flag was supposed to the event's atmosphere. WYMfiWW932W'5.“i“"-va rejoice in His name — well, He told me He didn't play there. but I guess that Satan will have to find mind a little Waylon Jennings every once in a while other tramping grounds. won't he? Anything west of To wnshend w;. though. If God had wanted us to listen to punk rock. the Mississippi loves to be weird. crashes he'd have given us all spiked hair. Hardcore sounds Someone told me that they play record albums by Bob Frapplea told everyone he'd be like pornography to me. which automatically makes bands like XTC, X and U2 there. Them’s bound to Enterfriment Writer dressed as Fred Fresh. just it a big sin. And it isn't like I don’t know what I’m be code names for the devil. Them U2 boys are from as he did on Halloween. The annual Technitrim For some reason, how- saying either. I saw it on that MTV channel. Punk Ireland. They said they was Christians, but they costume ball. held Satur- ever. Dean was dressed as rock bands like Duran Duran and that bar's can't be cause I heard 'em say they ain't never even day night in the a big red worm. so the two namesake, The Culture Club, are on that station, killed one Catholic. Packhouse. started out in a didn't get to join t'ogether and believe me, these folks is strange. The other day If that there Culture Club — isn't that Boy normal enough fashion. but fora Whilff- _ ' I caught my daughter looking at them videos instead ' George fellow strange? — goes back into business. I some unexpected gate After finally finding each of watching the good folks at the PTL Club and I sure will be a heap upset. If the devil triumphs. my crashers turned the night other. Dean. Townshend slammed her upside the head for doing what God church is gonna write a big long letter to the good into a memorable one for and Wilde shared old didn’t want her to do. Senator Helms and also get Rev. Falwell to get all who attended. memories. Even the ap~ I do have a complaint, though. That there club’s Ronald Reagan to declare it a threat to the country. The crashers were Pete pearance of partiers been open since at least October. That's about That’ll show 'em — we'll send in the Marines. This is Townshend and Kim took their Mafia costumes Wilde. two of. England's a bit too seriously and shot HALF A YEAR. Why such slowness? Do you realize America and there ain't no place in my country for most famous music a few holes in the wall that all that time our good children have been being people who are different. personalities. didn't damper the taken into the ways of the devil himself? 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A paper that. is entirely the product of the student body becomes at once the official organ through which the thoughts. the activity and in fact the very life of the campus are registered. it is the mouthpiece through students themselves talk. College life without its journal is blank. which the ~ Technician. vol. 1. no. 1. Feb. I. 1920 !

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dogs to thwart

the American way Following in the true spirit of former alist twinkie manufacturers.” and “The Secretary of the interior James Watt, great unwashed Soviet Horde is your Technitn’m is appalled by the apparent friend,” are heard when Wayne Newton choice of ‘rock and roll' bands for the is played backwards. Upstanding Amer- two major campus-wide concerts, ican youth are svbliminally forced to Central Campus Craze and West disregard safe volume levels, thus Campus Jam. endangering their precious bodily fluids. The bands that will most likely be Where will the Soviet Union stop? playing the next two Saturdays will be Well. they won’t stop with just Hem,Jack0310in forcse playing one form of evil or another, Afganistan. They won’t stop with Central it is heavy-metal, funk, new- America. They won’t stop until every whether Washington — At a news conference today serve on the national ticket. He said he wave, punk, or beach. it is all member of the Daughters of the in the rotunda of the Capitol, Sen. Jesse prefers a woman on the ticket. There has anti-American propaganda that is direct- American Revolution has been brutally Helms and the Rev. Jesse Jackson an- been some talk of having DollyParton on ly supported by the Russians. raped and forcc-t to drool on pictures of nounced that they would run together on a the ticket. The proposed slogan is 'Fritz and our Glorious Forefathers. And that national ticket -— Jesse and Jesse in ’84. Tits in '84.’ Many liberals think that musical won’tbe nice. They said that the ticket will be the ultimate in the Reagan Bush camp, there has been freedom is a God-given right. This is not national unity ticket. talk of trying to regain the bigot vote. One the case. in this great land of ours, you What about the Salvadorans?(Did you Jackson said it will bring the oppressors idea is to open the national Republican have a God-given right to choose from know that means“let the dog eat"?) The and the oppressed together. Helms said it Convention in Dallas with a combination any of the three superlative American Salvadoran government is doing a will bring good Christian white men and cross-burning and pig-pickin'. artists : Don Ho, Liberace or Wayne comendable job initiating democracy in “Freds” together. EditoriafColumnist However. it is doubtful that either party Newton. Don H0 is as American as their country. They personally talk to Helms was believed to have dropped out was cut off by the Republican Senate can stop a Jackson/Helms ticket. The coconut pie. Liberace’s and Wayne people that don’t agree with the of the Senate race because of the incident Campaign Fund. The incident also caused powerful combination of bigotry and Newton's sartorial splendor supasses that government in a friendly manner, and involving one of his staffers last week. quite an embarrassment for Helms in North brotherhood is appealing to the conflicting of any Soviet entertainer. The Soviets then remove all their vital organs. The Thomas Paul DeWitt. an employee of Carolina. Helms, who was pulling even with sentiments in the country. it fulfills the Jeffersqn Marketing—the advertising arm of Gov. Jim Hunt. fell 20 points behind ultimate dream of Simon Legree and Uncle have failed in many attempts to United States should encourage this type the National Congressional Club, took down because of the incident. Tom joining together in a common goal. showcase radical left-wing acts such as of democratic debate. And you know, the license plate numbers of cars at a As for Jackson's reason for joining Helms Also it could do the country much good by The Beach Boys and Michael Jackson. ain't democracy a fine institution? What Republican fund-raiser at the White House. on the ticket, it is because he wants to starting a major third'party — the Jessecrats. Godless groups such as these are not other form of government allows for free Included among the license plate numbers include racists in his rainbow coalition. “i Although the North Carolina Democratic patronized by real card-carrying Amerig. ,. expression of one’s anxieties on less was that of President Ronald Reagan’s tried to get Glen Miller of the Carolina Party has already renamed Itself the ’cans. 4 arbitrate people? limousine. . ‘ Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, but he wouldn't Jessecrat Party. it needs to go nationwide. DeWitt's explanation of the incident was talk to me." Jackson said. “Helms is the Such a party could do the other two parties a The Soviets have attacked our youth And speaking of less fortunate people. that all those attending the fund-raiser were highest elected racist in the country, and i lot of good by making them more responsive through music using backwards masking don’t you think dogs really need collars closet liberals anyway. When asked if that believe we could get the Klan's votes." to the people. on Wayne Newton records. Phrases when they are in the city? We think they included the president he said yes. What effect will this have on the current Jesse Jackson and Jesse Helms is the such as.“Death to the American Imperi- do. As a result of the incident. Helms’ funding race for the Democratic nomination? Obvi- ultimate unity ticket. It brings together the left ously it means former Vice President Walter and the right, and cuts out the wishy-washy Mondale will get the nomination. middle. It cuts out the old arrangements and Right now there are negotiations between definitely wipes away the politics of the past. the Mondale people and the Hart people It is the political movement of the ’80s— University Dining poisons students over a national ticket. Hart said he will not Jesse and Jesse in ’84. Once again. the University is seeking to University dining staff members say that push its own ideas of what is acceptable they had nothing to do with putting saltpeter student behavior. The vehemepce of this in the food. That decision came straight trom conservative clique shows its utter contempt thevtop. Ha! The former University dining for the progressive majority on this campus. l JAMES employee who blew the whistle came back to feel I speak for all students when i say that the Technitrim office to explain how the the recent revelation that University Dining WALKER whole affair began. He said that it was quite Yocum plans mass executions, has been mixing saltpeter into its food is common for University dining officials to give indefensible and morally outrageous. cocaine to employees forced to work the This policy of biological hegemony must slop detail. This step was necessary to cease immediately. Countless female egos Editorial Columnist placate the employees who drew the duty. overthro ws government have been severely damaged by this The cooks at Dabney Hall of Chemistry tyrannical act of iibidinous assault. Female University officials had best run for the hills. were reluctant at first to share their bounty I'm writing this forum letter to express my A 6 pm. curfew was ordered by Yocum for the but agreed in the end. distaste of Student Government. This is the untold campus and student patrol officers are told to students were justifiably angry when they Furthermore. University officials have storythat concernsthe impeachment trials. “shoot first; ask questions later." realized they were not at fault for their male shown a lack of good faith by refusing to To counter the unexpected side effects of The Election Board cancelled runoffs this week Yocum named his new party the Red Socks friends’ listless behavior. However. tarring have the 100 pound sacks of saltpeter crazed tray bangers grabbing every girl who due to political unrest caused by insurgency in the party. He named it in light of the school colors and feathering the University officials by the removed from the kitchen's stateroom. This walked by, he said the folks over in Dabney Senate. Student Body President Jim Yocum. and as a symbol to bloodshed. mob coeds formed may have gone too far. could have a pacifying effect on the angry were asked to cut the toot with saltpeter. Student Senate President Rich Holloway and The press conference was attended by armed Save these guys for us. Once we have fully mob who have been picketing the Dining "They quickly agreed. and the deal was Election Board Chairman David Heller an press secretaries and aligned henchmen. Select detoxified from the saltpeter and remember Hall since the discovery of the saltpeter late closed. nounced late Sunday night that elections will be members of the press were admitted but were told what it was we didn’t give a damn about. Sunday evening. The employee said that effects were postponed until the spring of 1985 at an to ask no questions. immediate. When University officials were unscheduled press conference Tuesday. Yocum proclaimed a new government and a informed of the results by dining officials. ‘ The Election Board instated Yocum as Student modified constitution. When asked what constitu- they ordered the substance to be used in all Body Emperor presiding over the entire student tional revisions were invoked. Yocum said. "My body and Student Government. David Heller word is the law and no more questions. Have that University food. stated. “Since we're postponing the elections reporter shot.” The reporter was taken into Dining Hall officials have warned indefinitely. i feel that there is no better choice custody. Technltrim staff to “cool it with all the bad than Jim when itcomes to dictatorship." “I'm assuming control of all media, WKNC. news or you’re gonna wind up being next Yocum responded. “The runoffs are like a Technician. Agromeck and even WIndhover. We week's tacos." Better a taco than a choice between Hitler and Stalin. I thought that I met resistance at the Technician offices which libido-robbed wimp! The University officials might as well hang around some more and run were heavily armed with automatic weapons reasons for use of saltpeter in the food are things the way they should be run. with an iron supplied by Editor-in-Chief Jeff Bender. We've almost as contemptible as the act itself. fist." got him arrested though. He’ll pay. Right now. 1 find it hard to believe that the University“ The "coup". code-named Operation Zebulon. he‘s in our special debriefing room in the has already spent $400,000 of its budget to began Saturday at a “Politics Suck" party dungeons of the Student Center. . purchase additional supplies of penicillin. if it sponsored by Marold Kamai. student body “I'm tired of not having the power to kill with treasurer. Trouble erupted when Yocum threw a intent. Now. I’ve taken it. I've studied the masters can get the chemistry department to cook up mixed drink in Kamai's face. Kamai said. “You'll like ldi Amin and the Shah of Iran. and I think i some coke. why can't it get the Microbiology rot in hell. you sinner. Like the faggots." can do a good job. The student patrol officers are Department to grow some mold? Also, I Yocum then signaled his student patrol officers zealously enforcing my new policies. 1 love it. I've refuse to believe that your only reason for to detain any politician not vowing a pledge of always said that if the boot fits. lick it," Yocum wishing to put a hold on wanton promiscuity service to himself and satan. Yocum said. “I‘m in said. by sex-starved freshmen is based on control here. And ”I be in charge for a long. long Public Safety officers have reported that 2.000 morality. it isn't hard to see that these old time because noone parties like the devil." ' students have been arrested for questioning. All guys .can‘t do anything about their spring Yocum said. “Since all these allegations of presidential candidates are beingsought. fever so they want to rob us younger guys of scandal are being said about me. I figured I might “I‘m really after Michael Parker. He's been as well start acting corrupt. Starting today. I will messing with my women." Yocum said. During the chance (or desire) to do anything about misappropriate funds. lie my head off and then the last senate meeting. Parker allegedly harrassed ours. We are here to stay. and i balk at the kill some people. I'm really looking forward to it.“ a female senator and said. “You smell like female; idea of going down to East Carolina because Upon producing firearms. the student patrol l like female." “Plus. he's sooo fat.“ Yocum said. “they put up with that sort of thing down officers bound. and gagged any dissenting “(How fat is he?) He's so fat that whenever he there." For shame. Any fool knows that the senators. Yocum then ordered the immediate goes anywhere. he has to make two trips." right to a public education also includes the execution of three senators. Bill Rankin. John “We‘ve got Steve (Hilliard) cornered in his right to contract a social disease. Nunnaliy and Phil Segal. and Kamai for crimes office. but he won't give up. l‘ll get him even if i I earnestly appeal to University officials to against State. "They just didn't want to play have to use napalm." Yocum said. cease their actions. Why not get a shot of hardball." Yocum said. ~ “Welcome to my nightmare." Yocum said. vitamin E and join the fun. We heard rumors Kamai was taken into custody Saturday night Let‘s get the story staight. guys. for mature types. and hasn't been seen. Rankin retreated to that some girls go Greensboro for a good hullaballoo. Nunnaliy has To close. if anyone believes any of this been committed to Dorothea Dix for psychological bull. they're a bigger April fool than I could observation after a mental breakdown in the ever be. (But if you ever see a giant stack of finance committee meeting. Segal is reported to John Lerch Wendy Burger wrappers in my room. you’ll be hiding in Robert’s Rules. Professor. Poli. Sci. know l’ve stumbled on to something). 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Spurts Huskers to replace Pirates William Picks Cherry we have to do is get time they'll beat our a—." Spurts Writer (sophomore defender) Re The Pirates were always Woodson collects 16 RBI ggie Singletary on the the underdog to S‘ », c in Dlvla Steeleshertrim “It‘s no wonder that I'm 3-for-3 as the Pack blasted State Director of Aloha Bowl Committee." the series and the Pack. Spurts majoring in forestry. 'cause out26hits. Athletics Willis Casey ' East Carolina responded feeling they had nothing to I put some lumber on the "I think everyone turned announced Sunday that the angrily to the report that gain but everything to lose, First baseman Tracy ball today." Woodson. who down trim last night." Wolfpack football program its 14--year series with the put an end to the last Woodson provided all of also leads the country in 18-year State coach Sam is dropping East Carolina Wolfpack would be remaining scrap of AC- State's runs with four runs batted in, said. “I Esposito said. “I've never from its football schedule scrapped. A crowd of an- C-ECU rivalry. grandslams. an NCAA re- figured in lab this morning had a performance like this and replacing the Pirates gry Pirate fans stood out- Nebraska officials said cord. as the Wolfpack that I would have a good by any one player or any with Nebraska. side of Central Prison they would schedule the baseball team hammered day when my TA told me one team. Maybe now "We want to be as chanting “Kill him, Kill Pack just before their fall High Point College. 16—1. this was a good day for they'll turn down down the competitive as we can be him." It was later learned break and then vacation a Monday in a tune-up game pine planting." bush league until after the as fast as we can get that Casey was visiting a week in Chapel Hill follow- for today's ACC clash with For the day. Woodson season. When they coach. there." Casey said in a rare relative within. ing the game. When asked. nationally 4th-ranked went 7-for-7 to surpass his they can play in it every but brief statement to a Casey made the decision “Why Chapel Hill?" North Carolina. group of reporters stand- after a 12-hour meeting Nebraska Spurts Informa- personal record of 6-6. set night." ' I ISI’fta photoby Mamze Mypop ing outside a chilly Case between himself. Chan- tion Director Don Bryant Woodson. who leads the in 1974 when he played at Woodson's blasts gave Athletics Center. "We feel cellor Bruce Poulton. head said. “We want to get as nation in home runs with the tee-league level. Sec- State leads of 4-0 in Trlmless Woodson launches one of his tour grand slams In the only way to improve football coach Tom Reed far away from major col- 24. got his baseslosded ond baseman Doug Strange the first. 80 in the third. the Pack's 16-1 leveling of High Point Monday. our program is to play the and three coeds repre- lege football as we can." roundtrippers in the first. went 5-for-5. shortstop 12-0 in the fifth and 16-0 in best. . senting Nebraska's Com— ECU football coach Ed third. fifth and eighth in— Alex Wallace 4-5. catcher the eighth. a homer by centerfielder this year with the Tar “To be the best. you mittee for an Undefeated Emory was irate about the _ nings as the Wolfpack in- Jim Toman 3-4 and High Point‘s lone run Larry Shackleford. brother Heels, 3~1 at Cary- have to play the best. Look Season. The decision by situation. “By golly if those creased its record to 25-5. rightfielder Tracy Black came in the ninth inning on of recently transferred Boshamer Stadium in Cha- at Notre Dame, they finish Casey overturned an chicken 3»- ACC schools Hoopball Crossword State basketball player pel Hill. 6-5 every year and get a earlier motion by Poulton won’t play us we‘ll go to Terry Shackleford. "You will die. Heels." bowl bid just because they to extend the series. Florida and play every d-—- State lost its first game Espositosaid. play Alabama. Penn State. Several Pack football school in the state.“ Southern Cal and Pitt. and players sobbed openly - Emory hinted that the they've got an alumnus on after spring practice when Pirates might begin the the Liberty Bowl Com- told of the Pirates' demise. year with Florida's School mittee. We've already got One player commented for the Visually Impaired. Pitt and Penn State on our before departing for the (Monte Kiffin and Pat Dye future schedules. Now all showers, “That's the last contributedto this story)

Page picks pros over Pack Tad McGism scoring this year with a whether I deserve it or Spurts Writer 22.6 average. She currently not." ranks third on the all-time Yow disagreed with that Linda Page. a high- scoring list at State with statement. scoring forward on State’s 1,674 points. She trails “She doesn't have nary a Ase-s shootingspot 18.Vafavoritecuisine. 6.Coull‘sfilthappendage 1.The“Cannon's'“seer“favoriteweapon" 20.Lorilla'sfavoritepastime 7.PackWomen'swonder women's basketball team, Genia Beasley (2.367) and chance." an obviously up- 1.6.Carolina'sIajorteeterinUNCvictories 26.”.Tswa'WhatUNCsea-depriveddoesistheforwardNCAAs 8. ACC'stwoyearcellsr-dwellsr announced Tuesday that Trudi Lacey (1.957). set Yow said. "No player 9.Perkin‘sfloor-daggers 27.Whateveryjockseeks l5.Ill. WhatLorenso'sSpudfavoritedoesonfoodalastbreak she will forego her senior “I know I could get that who leaves my team early Ill.“TheCannon"Iinit.) 19. When the Heels will win another year to join the newly- record next year easy." for money deserves any- 11.Webb:thePach'sfloor-~ Dev- NCAA title Profes- [8.12.PlayedPaek'a“junka-roleman” 1. Knownas“God"inChapel Hill 2|.1‘hr _..- ion’sbest formed Women’s Page said. “All I need is thing. M.TheACC's“Hr.Acne" 3.2.FouledDean'slargest-~ organ 22.Nee-papercoverage sional Basketball League. about 600 points (actually “If she doesn't think I'm 11. What Spud made of "The 1. Artolslamming 24.State‘sExtraperiodCharles‘nickname The surprise announce- 698) and it's mine. But why paying her enough. then Playerol-theYear" 5.Masterchokers 26. ment came after the Wolf— should I play here when I I'm glad she's leaving. Who pack Women completed a can get more money and needs her anyway?" successful season with shoot more in the pros." The answer to that TUXEDO RENTAL DISCOUNT their third consecutive trip Page was asked if she question is simple —- State to the NCAA tournament. thought the decision to does. With practically ev- “I feel that this is the leave school early would erybody returning from (for Black Tie Affair, April 14th) best move for me at this affect her chances of mak- this year‘s team (only point of my life." Page said ing the Olympic squad. of forward Claudia Kreicker in a prepared statement. which State coach Kay graduates from the start— at Mitchell’s Formal Wear -‘. “There's no telling how Yow is an assistant coach. ing lineup) the Wolfpack Staff photoby Joseph Feuteu long this league will be “I don't think it will hurt appeared ready to in CromPams around anyway. so I might (my chances)." she said. challenge for a national Cary Village Mall Pack's Frank Moniedafe neuters yet another opposing as well get as rich as I can “Coach (Yow) knows that crown. whileIcan." I'm a great player. and I “We'll be just as good player In a recentscrimmage to add to the groin list. without her." Yow lied. 337.40 incl. tax Basic Black Page led the ACC in expect to make the team,

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returns to chores New-look Reed opens drills Scott Keepsfeelingherass the running jaunt. the exercises as the hip-pointer DivlaSteelehertri- around the farm four times Ass. SpurtsEditor barbell workout was special. groin grind, skin Sparta aweek." nothing out of the ordi- ripper. cranium crunch and Shackleford. having Head football coach Tom nary. consisting of simple everyone’s favorite — the Terry Shackleford. a 6-11 showed marked improve- Reed. sporting a new-look continuous super-sets of "Thack Smack." freshman center on State's ment late in the season. Mohawk haircut and Mr. T bench presses. upright and “Thack”. of course. re basketball team. an- was expected to battle attire. welcomed close to reverse curls. rowing. leg fers to State heavyweight nounced Tuesday he will incoming all-America Chris 100 athletes for the open- lifts. military presses. wrestler Tab Thacker. transfer to High Point Washburn and three~year ing day of spring practice power cleans and squats. while “smack” is the sound College this fall. starter Cozell McQueen at Drewand/orPeterArmstrongstartpnotoby Monday. The daily sessions "Each player has been made when the 447-pound Citing a need to be the pivot next season. ac- will continue throughout following a similar pro teddy bear completes a closer to his mother.‘ ‘cording to coach Jim Val- the next few weeks before gram every single day diving belly flop on each Shackleford said that vano. climaxing with non-stop since our season-ending player. Raleigh was not the place “Terry demonstrated all 24-hour workouts in pre- 29—6 loss to Maryland." “I honestly feel that is for a “country boy like the traits of an outstanding partation for the first. Reed said. “So they cer- our most popular event." me." center when he practiced." annual Alumni Game in tainly weren't placed under Reed said. “At least I've "You just don't know the Pack mentor said. Carter-Finley Stadium on . any undue stress. heard no negative feedback how hard it was for me to “When he really turns it April 28th. “It was a very easy from any of the players. It leave ms and all the chores on. he impresses me more ‘1'he players participated practice considering the leaves them all speech- behind to go to school in than Chris and sometimes in what Reed called "an amount of work we have to less." the city." he said at a press more than Cozell." playersmaketheirthe'84WolfpackgridtoProspectiveway fortheirusualseven-hourdrills.practicefieldMonday extremely mild workout." do. The troops will be Following the lead of conference at the College Shackleford will proba- during Monday's initial subject to much more rig- coach-businessman Jim Inn. “I used to lie awake at bly be used as a forward at seven-hour session. in- orous training from here Valvano, Reed now hopes night and think about ms High Point. according to cluding basic running and on out." to enter the exercise re~ and Lady Bell (a pet cow) High Point coach Marty Tab: Box Office smash? weightlifting exercises. The players were also cord market with his be.0land how lonely they must Fletcher. But Reed. who is well- introduced to ”Reedercise" soon-to-be-released LP en— “Terry could start at the MockGiuum man-mountain, is trying exactly what we're looking known for his mild manner — a newly-developed titled “Reedercise — The His Denton home” is 26 No. 3 position if he con- Spurts Writer out for the part of a body for." Producer Chip De- and easy-going practices. exercise program based on Ultimate Experience". miles from the High Point tinues to progress," Flet- guard in the movie Long said. “We want clearly indicated that the Cow Dung's ancient “I‘ll be damned if I‘m campus. cher said. “The center Cannonball Run II. which someone who takes no drills would become in- Chinese masochistic ritu- going to sit back and let “High Point is the ideal position is already locked Wolfpack wrestler Tab stars Clint Eastwood. prisoners. who asks ques- creasingly more difficult in 315. The program begins radicals like Jane Fonda place for me," he said. up (by 7-2 Vladmir Thacker, this year's NCAA Thacker caught the eye tions later and who looks order “to separate the men with body-slams in the and Richard Simmons “That way I can help Hockshmierl." heavyweight champion. of the movie’s producers as innocent as a teddy from the boys." sitting. standing. supine corner the market." Reed flew to Hollywood. Ca.. during the NCAA tourna- bear. Tab I think fits the The run. a 15-mile cross and blindfolded positions said while lacing up his Monday to audition for a ment in East Rutherford, mold." country trek. served as “a and ends two hours later black combat boots. “It's Athlete- co-star role in a Warner N.J.. last month. loosening-up phase" before with a group pile-on. prime time for someone Brothers movie. 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Boy Georges Lowe’s cousin commits to State replace Heels Divin Steeleshertriln Jackson, a distant cousin of Steve Pope Paul guys." he said. -“I think SportsEditor Lowe, averaged the exact Intrimurais they better represent this number of points as Lowe fine university than any of Quentin Jackson. a 64) as a prep senior (12.1). the CHAPEL HILL - In a our current boys do. senior point guard at De- exact number of assists strange twist of events. “It will also give our Matha High School in (7.8) and the exact number North Carolina Athletic (varsity) boys a chance to Hyattesville. Md.. an- of steals (5.4). Director Johnny Swofford eat more of Ma D's fried nounced Tuesday he will announced Tuesday that chicken and give Michael attend State on a basket- “He looks so much like the 1984-85 edition of the (Jordan) more time to ball grant-in-aid this fall. Sid. I sometimes call him University of North study his geography." Jackson continues a that." DeMatha coach Carolina's men's basketball Swofford said that the 10-year DeMatha-State Morgan Wootten said. team will be replaced by Tar Heels‘ mental lapses connection that has in- “He's the coach on the the school's intrimural late in some crucial games cluded Kenny Matthews. floor, the player I can champions. the Boy also led to his decision. Hawkeye Whitney. Sidney count on to carry out the Georges . “If they were students Lowe. Dereck Whittenburg game plan." Staff photo by Rod Trimstud . “I don't want to say first. they wouldn't do and Bennie Bolton. He will State coach Jim Valvano Jackson ls expected to draw as many raves as cousin ‘anything bad about this stupid things when the be the second point guard said Jackson should pro Lowe did. year's boys, but I really game was on the line," he from the high school to ink vide immediate help. Morgan. he is very ac~ if his backcourt mate believe they would be more said. “I mean you don't with the Wolfpack. The “Quentin is the player customed to our style of (Donald Whittenburg) productive focusing on guard your own man when '; first was Lowe, who led every coach dreams play. I expect him to start signs. we have the poten- some other campus activi- you're down by four with State to the NCAA title about." he said. "He knows soon in his career. I don't tial of winning the national ties." Swofford said. “Plus. five minutes left. The Boy last year. what the deal is. just like want to say he can give us championship at least two this will serve as a mild Georges are smarter than Statby Woody Durham In his senior year Sidney. Playing for everythinrr Sidnev did. but out ofthe next four years." reprimand for them for that." Omnipresent Doherty held teammate Jordan scoreless for choking in the NCAAs this Despite the drastic de- five full minutes in a recent game. Such late-game antics year." cision. Swofford said that led to Swofl'ord's decision to replace the Heels with the Roll, roll roll the lo When asked to elaborate head coach Dean Smith will 9 on the decision. Swofford remain at Carolina to coach Boy Georges. Barry Bowensovelnent ence has been bogged said that members of the the Boy Georges next with the B.G.'s. he won’t will be sort of a semi- ManagingEditor down with basketball and Boy Georges were “stu- season. have to do diddly-squat. ' retirement for him." football and other Mickey dents first. athletes sec— “Dean is God here, and They run their transition Swofford. who witnessed Log rolling will be added Mouse spurts." Casey said. ond." God is Dean." he said. "He game to a tee. alternate the Boy Georges champi- as a varsity spurt at State "But now with our addition “This is a great bunch of knows his Xs and 0s. but their defenses very well onship victory over Delta in the 1985 lumberjack of log rolling and Duke's and can go to a cat-and- Gaiz fraternity. said he is season, Athletics Director addition of competitive fan mouse game at the blink of optimistic about the team's Willis Casey said in a press violence. the conference an eye. Dean can still coach chances against NCAA conference Monday at Case will finally be recognized without really coaching. It competition. Athletics Center. as the tough conference it “Log rolling is one of the really is." fastest growing spurts in Casey named Eric ABORTION UP TO 1F}! the nation and I am proud Ellwood as head coach of WEEK or PREGNANCY that we had the foresight the team. Ellwood. cur- 8195 to add it." State Chancellor rently the dean of forest Abortions In. 13 to 18 weeks Bruce Poulton. who also resources. has been a ' L. 153‘on“ .. attended the press confer- lumber-jack for years and lechmtrim archives photo ence. said. received his start in the Homer Smith and Marvin Hurst demonstrate State’s Casey and Poulton hope Great Sierra National newest varsitysport. (toll free in state LOW-”$5384 that the addition of log Forest in Nevada. cruiting will be as easy as Opponents on State's out of state 1W-5383) rolling will help lend credi- “We have a great loca- downing a giant stack of schedule for 1985 include between 9am-5p- weekdays. bility to the ACC as a tion here for a spurt like flap-jacks.” Ellwood said. Georgia Tech. Harvard. “Gyn Clinic" conference. this. There’s a lot of talent “It's time we put these 'Georgia Pacific, RALEIGH WOMEN'S HEALTH ORGAN Aggggs “In the past. State and on this campus and with resources to use." Weyerhauser. Union Camp 917 West Mom St., Raleigh, N indeed the entire confer- our forestry program. re~ and Syme Dormitory. T The loggers will hold “If they ever get tough their home matches in enough to offer it. we will Lake Jordan and. like definitely be able-to beat ALL YOU CAN EAT! other varsity spurts. stu- Carolina in‘ this one." dents with current regis- Poulton said. Your Choice of: tration cards will get into “And you can believe Beef Ribs - French Fries & Slaw the matches free. that sh--!” Ellwood said. Shrimp - French Fries a Slaw Spaghetti wl Meat Sauce & Salad Fish Fillet - French Fries d Slaw Lease a Guaranteed Space Chicken Strips - French Fries A Slaw _; SALADS 500 extra PARKING ()I’F.\ 2i l|()l RS 7 ll. \\ IMF. \(‘RlirW I'\! ll \l’l’\ Hill It l)\ll.\ l~T 1/2 Block to your dorm and buildin The Breakfast House 834-51 80 Zlmi llll.l.\lt(lltlll (.n \Iltlzlil. R -\l.l-'.l(.ll KIM-3201 (\(‘i‘tux lrnm \(‘Sl ”P“ 'lovu-r) Now signing leases for Summer \l,l. \lH' l’rllUIl’l S Fall

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