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250 Student Center • University of Delaware • Newark, DE 19716 FREE Fraternity suspended for hazing BY LIZ JOHNSON . The letters, Wilson said, were Lumberton police force . said. Ediwr in Chiej sent by five as pirants of Alp ha The Lumberton police officers Senio r Oluwafe mi Ogunsola, The university's chapter of the Phi Alpha. Aspirants are similar realized a ll the letters had a president of the fraternity, stated Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity wa to pledges - they are interested un iv ers ity return address, a nd in an e-mail message that he had suspended for five years after people who wish to become contacted Wilson, who received no comment on the content of the pleading guilty to a hazing members of the fraternity. them on Feb. 22 and started hi s le tters o r whether he considered charge. The letters were sent to a man investigation. the s u spen io n to be a fa ir A representative of the who was believed to be a 1996 Wilson said he then contacted sentence. fraternity pled gui lty on behalf of university graduate and alumnus the Dean of Students' Office. Ogunsola also said he had no the organization in the student of the fraternity . He was al so Brooks s aid, " Tw o o f the co mment o n why the fraternity judicial system on March 2. believed to have had recently letters indicated that the hazing decided to enter a g uilty plea or The suspension is effective visited the univers ity. Wilson that was occurring was disrupting o n who was involved wi th the immediately. said. the academic pro gress of the mailing of the letters . Dean of Students Timothy F. However, he said, the letters students [involved]. Brooks said the fratern ity could Brooks said the university found were instead sent to a different "One in particular indicated decide to appeal the decisio n in out about the hazing incident from man with the s ame name in there might be physical hazing.'" one year and ask for a reduction letters sent by five people Lumberton, N.J. Wilson and Brooks both said o f the length of the suspension. involved with the fraternity. The man was deceased, so his that as far as they kn o w, the If the fra t erni ty d ecides t o University Police Sgt. Charles 85-year-old widow opened the students who sent the le tters are appea l , he sai d, he and t he Wilson said he was the officer in letters . Wilson said she thought in good health now. appell a te b o a rd wou ld d ecide charge of the investigation. the letters were a form of However, Wilson said, he has whet her to reduce the suspens ion. "My investigation c learly harassment since they were no idea why the letters were sent Brooks said there have been showed what I believe to be addressed to her dead husband, so at all. hazing," he said. she turned them over to the "That' s a mystery to me," he see ORGANIZATION page A I 0 THE REVIEW/ Amy Shapiro Green Party presidential candidate and consumer activist Ralph University unaffected by Nader spoke in the Trabant University Center Wednesday. recent water concerns Green Party's BY CARLA CORREA AND JEN LEMOS He said officials were concerned that single­ Ciry Ne11·s Editors celled organisms, primarily the species giaria and Nader addresses Despite rumors circulating among students, cryptosporidium, would be able to enter the pipes Newark's water is not believed to have been during the 20 minutes the filter was down. contaminated by a recent filteration failure at Anthony Langley, general manager for United United Water. Water, said workers discovered that part of the 400 in Trabant After two days of testing, no results indicated plant's process control equipment was not that the Monday morning equipment failure at the functioning properly Monday morning. plant released any toxic bacteria into the water The equipment adds a polymer to the water that BY STEVE RUBENSTEIN s tro nghold, Nader said big supply, officials said. enlarges water particles, he said. Small Managing Ne11s Editor business has interfe red with all Ed Hallock, program administrator for the contaminants are then easier to filter away from The g reed and powe r of aspects of life. Division of Public Health's Office of Drinking the larger water particles. corporate America has corrupted "This is a university," he said, Water, said most residents in the Newark area are Without this polymer, harmful bacteria can the federal governme nt, Green "not a corporate trade school." served by the White Clay Creek and well water. remain unfiltered in the water, Langley said. Party presidential candidate Ralph He told the crowd that Only a small portion of them receive United These organisms can cause diarrhea. cramps Nader s aid Wed nesday at the companies donate large su ms of THE REVIEW/ Mike Louie Water. and nausea approximately one week after Water from United is no longer required Trabant Univer3i ty Center. money for research solely for the Those who are served by United Water were ingestion. to be boiled before drinking. Nader, a long ti me consume r purpose of fu rthe ring their own advised to boil their water before use. Cynthia Collier, communication director for advocate, offi cially ki cked off his · industries. "A breakdown in the treatment process allowed Delaware H ealth and Social Services, said able to stop it. campaign last month and said he Nader said his views on politics [unfiltered] water to get into the system," he said. residents were warned about the incident because "The city limits were not affected." wants to restore order to a system set him apart from the Democratic ''We alerted people about the problem and cut off United Water provides water to the city when it Of the I 00,000 people that are served by the of democracy in crisis. and Rep ubl ican preside ntial the connection on Monday afternoon." experiences shortages. · company, Col\ier said, the majority reside in th e "The people breathe justice, but candidates because of the role each Hallock said the advisory was lifted at 3:30p.m. "United Water was able to notify the city in Claymont area. She said none of the customers' when power is in the hands of the wants to play in the White House. Wednesday, ·although United Water said the time," she said. "They were able to shut the valve water was contaminated. few, there are p redictable "I a m running .o n the Green problem was fixed by 4 p.m. Monday. where the water comes in to the city, so they· were conseque nces," he said. Party [ticket) because I see civil see TESTS page A 7 "Corporations like to use the air society as being closed out," he and water as their own personal said. sewers:· "[Vice President] AI Gore says, The Green Party's key values 'I want to work for you.' I want to Do you agree with the center aroun d g rassroots work with you. university's policy to ban Students democracy, social j ustice a nd "George [W.] Bush says he is a ecological wisdom. Nader ran in real reformer. But if he stretches smoking in on-campus 1996 as the party's presidential the truth any further , it'll snap candidate. back and hit hi m in the eye." housing? · " We have lost o ur political Nader also c riticized the react to system," he sai'd. "It is a captive of candidates for waffling o n ke y the corporate o ligarchy in every issues. Gore has changed his views Yes-38.46 percent conceivable way." on the envdonment, Nader said, Before an audience of more than while Bush has ta ken credit fo r 400, Nad er addressed issues legislation which was passed that smoking ranging f ro m D e laware's No- 42.35 percent he initially vetoed. env iro nmenta l prob lems to the He said the absense of a quality trouble with public universities. candidate. combi ned with t he Undecided- 18.80 " Y ou have courses at this cur rent state of justice, have policy university," he said. "But really, jeopardized the future o f percent you have to educate yourselves." democracy. Accusing public institutions of BY MARCEY MAGEN THOMAS "There is a strong discontinuity being under corporate America's CufJY Edito r see PRESIDENTIAL page A II From a Review poll of 118 students The ne w housing poli cy, whic h bans students from smoking in residence halls THE REVIEW/ Mike Louie a nd takes e ffect nex t semester, has Students will no longer be able to generated controversy among students. Student expelled smoke in their rooms next year. Marcus Lynch, a resi dent assistant in Dickinson A , said he t hinks the new po li c y will affect both s m okers a nd nonsmokers. Lighting up at universities Lync h. who does not smoke, said he after gun incident pe rsonally does not have a problem with BY SHANNON CANTON the ban on smoking , but admits it may BY JENNA R. PORTNOY rate amon g college students is ns1ng. Student Affairs Editor Srajf Report

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on 'Super Tuesday' 1""~... . . Republican nomination. I • McCain, Bradley lose Gore secured 937 delegates Tuesday, bringing hi s tally to I ,419. A total of 2.170 are needed to obtain big in primary contests his pany's nomination. Bush addressed McCain, commending him on a BY JOHN YOCCA we ll-fought run for the presidency, despite the mean­ NarumaVSwrr- NeH'.f Editor spirited auacks the two issued on each other. Texas Gov. George W. Bu h and Vice President " I congratulate John." he said. "We have our AI Gore were victorious in a coast-to-coast primary disagreements, but I respect him and his commitment Tue day night, unofficially ecuring them the to reform." MARYLAND MAN SOUGHT AFTER SHOOTING RAMPAGE presidential nominations and forcing their opponents Bush then turned his allention to his next BALTIMORE- A man suspected of killing three people while out of the race. competitor, warning Gore that the American people kidnapping hi estranged girlfriend was at large Thursday after a Bush defeated Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., in want a new face in office. shooting rampage in which he shot three other peo ple, one of whom seven of the II state . includim!: the three states with "[ will remind AI Gore that Americans do not want ads. later died. the mo t delegate -New York. Cali fornia and a White House where there is no controlling legal "Instead, debate twice per week, every week, as The girlfriend escaped and· ran to a police cruiser at the EI-Rich Ohio. authority," he said. ''l will repair the broken bonds of soon as the nominees of the parties are known," he Motel , where her a ll eged abductor, Joseph Palczynski , 3 1, had McCain announced Thursday that he is suspending trust between Americans and their government." said. "A separate issue at a time." brought her at about II p.m. Wednesday. She was questioned by his campaign, saying he is no longer· an active McCain echoed Bush's comments and said the He also challenged the Republican nominee to hold poli ce overnight. candidate for the Republican presidential nomination. Republican Party should take back the White House joint open meetings with him to make the run a contest Thursday, a room-by-room search of the motel didn' t turn up the "We knew when we began this campaign that we for the good of the country. of ideas, not insults. suspect. Police said they fo und an automatic rifle and a pistol-grip faced a difficult challenge." McCain said. "Last "And the Republican Pany -the pany of Lincoln, "Make it a campaign conducted in full day light and shotgun believed to have been used in Tuesday' s slayings. Tuesday. that challenge became considerably more Roosevelt and Reagan - needs to recover its purpose not through secretly funded special interest attack ads Palczynski's girlfriend, Tracy Whitehead, told police that the two difficult." to be as big as the country we serve,'' he said. or smearing telephone calls from the extremist right weapons were the only guns he was ..:arrying, said Maj . Brian However. the senator. who will still retain all the Bu h said the time has come to end the Clinton­ wing," Gore said. Upperque, a Baltimore County Police spokesman. delegates he won. never mentioned endorsing Bush Gore era. pointing out issues on which both have Bradley accepted his defeat graciously, "The impression that we have is that he is no longer armed,'' during his speech. fai led to help the country, including Social Security congratulating the vice president on a solid victory. Upperque said, but he added that a utho rities still consider "Gov. Bush deserves the best wishes of every and education. But he said his campaign was still a successful one. Palczynski dangerous. American;· he said. ''He certainly has mine: · "Eight years of partisanship and gridlock and "We celebrate what each of you in this room and The hunt began after three people were shot Tuesday night. On the Democratic side. Gore swept all 15 states division," he said. "Eight years is a long time - and millions of voters have accomplished,' he said George and Gloria Shenk were sheltering Whitehead when a that held Democratic contests on Tue day, forcing his eight years is enough. Tuesday following the results. 'That is the beginning gunman walked into their apartment in Bowleys Quarters, about I 0 opponent, former New Jersey Sen. Bill Bradley, to "We are ready - and I believe our country is of a new politics in our country." miles east of Baltimore. drop out of the race Thursday. ready - to rerum exiled honor to the White House," The former senator said he and his supporters have The Shenks were shot to death, as was David Meyers, 42, a "Following the results of Tue day night, l have Bush said. "I say, America must not give helped shape the national debate in the campaign and neighbor who tried to help Whitehead. The gunman and Whitehead decided to withdraw from the Democratic race for Clinton/Gore a thi rd term." brought core Democratic issues to the lloor. were seen leaving in a van. president," Bradley said. In his victory speech in Nashville, Tenn., Gore "When no one was talking about the 44 million Later, police said, Palczynski confronted a man outside his home Bradley will also keep all of his delegates but said urged all Americans to join his pany because of its Americans without health insurance, we gave voice to and ordered him at g unpoint to give him the keys to his Chrysler he is supporting Gore. devotions to the people. the voiceless," he said. "When no one was talking LeBaron, Upperque said. "I believe a Democratic president can do more for "We are commilted to the people a nd the about the 13 children who die every day of gun The man, Wilford Cook, ran and P alczynsk'i fired, police said. this country than a Republican president can," principles of America," he said. "Not to the powerful, violence, we heard their cries." One round struck a passing car, killing the driver, Jennifer Lynn Brndley said. '·He has my full support." the comfortable and the complacent." Tonight, Colorado and Utah will cast their votes McDonel. A 2-year-old boy in another passing car was shot in the cheek and Bush's wins Tuesday gave him 466 delegates. Looking ahead to the general election, Gore and on Tuesday, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, was later reported to be in stable conditi on. . bringing his total to 681 compared to McCain's 225. indirectly challenged Bush to ban soft money and Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas will also be heading Palczynski chased down Cook, took his keys and fled in the One tho usand thirty- four are needed for the eliminate all 30-second and 60-second radio and TV to the polls. LeBaron, police said. A short time later, Palczynski allegedly showed up at the home of an 83-year-old woman and told her that he and Whitehead were Media focuses on Bush HQ in New York police officers. Palczynski handcuffed the woman to her bed and stole her Dodge Shadow, police said.

BY JOHN YOCCA More than I 00 McCain devotees MISSING FLORIDA G I RL FOUND IN DEPARTMENT STORE NarionaVStat~ News EJiwr assembled o n the secend- floor GAINESVILLE, Fla. -A 10-year-old girl was fo und in good NEW YORK - It was probably the ballroom. Some cheered quietly as condition at a department store Thursday, three days after her biggest day of the presidential McCain won a few small New England mother reported that she had been abducted. primaries, especially for the contested states, while others drank the night Jessica Rodriguez had been missing since Monday, w hen a Republican nomination. away, expecting a loss. tranger kidnapped he r as she got off the bus with her younger This week's "Super T uesday" was "I like McCain, but I don' t like his sisters, authorities said. the most highly anticipated day of the chances,'' one attendee said to another. After she was found, she was taken to a doctor for examination, primary season for both political "That's why I'm getting drunk." said sheriff's spokeswoman Amy Rush in Gainesville. analysts and candidates because of the The room lacked something needed "She's fine, she's talking to Mom. She' s in good condition,'' said large number of delegates that were up in any political campaign - energy. Gilchrist County Sheriff David Turner. for grabs. The media were scarce at the McCain Word that Jessica had been found alive came as her mother, Voters in California, New York and headquarters. They knew where the Jenni fer Graham, was undergoing a polygraph test, said Sharon Ohio, the three biggest states, all but action was. Grogerty, a spokeswoman for the Florida Department of Law decided who will be the Republican In New York City, 51 st Street is Enforcement. and Democratic presidential candidate. usually pretty quiet in the evening, A polygraph of re latives is a customary part of missing child The attention was mainly focused on especially around the area of Fif1h and investigations. the Republican race, which eemcd too Sixth avenues. "Mom went out screaming," Grogerty said. close to call The street houses a small mix of Turner and Jessica's mother immediately left for Gainesville, The suspense was over by the end of residents and businesspeople mulling about 25 miles southeast of the fam ily ' s home o utside Trenton , the evening. around St. Patrick' s Cathedral and THE REVIEW/ Eric J.S. Townsend Grogerty said. In New York, voters for Ari zona Rockefeller Center. New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani was one of the many Authorities were searching for the man police believe grabbed Sen. John McCain and Texas Gov. But on Tuesday night, dozens of politicians at the Bush headquarters Thesday night. Jessica from her driveway and placed her in a green Jeep Cherokee. George W. Bush rallied at separate news vans lined the street with their Rush said police believe the suspect now may be driving a 1999 blue locations to root on each candidate as antennas extended high into the night happen - a victory. - hold your breath, because help is on Chevrolet with Fl orida license plates. the results of 11 states were tallied in sky, ready to broadcast live reports. And that's what Bush delivered. the way," he said. Police also have a more detailed description of the suspect, who front of their eyes. Television journalists staked out the As the results were posted shortly Bill Powers, chairman of the New they say is about 6 feet tall, with brown hai r and brown eyes and The McCain supporters gathered at entrance of the small office building, after I 0:30 p.m. on a flat- screen York Republican Party, addressed Gore balding, Rush said. the illustrious Roosevelt Hotel on 46th waiting for New York's top political television broadcasting CNN, hundreds and Hillary Clinton, saying, "Let's get It was unclear how Jessica got to the Cainsville store. Street and Lexington Avenue. figures to join in the expected exploded into thunderous cheers. New it on." The posh ballroom housed close to a celebration of the Super Tuesday York Gov. George Pataki and New Following chants of "Rudy! Rudy! AIRLINE DENIES THAT DOOR WAS OPENED DURING dozen televisions tuned to stations like presidential primary results at the Bush York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani Rudy!" Giuliani, who is running for the FLIGHT CNN, MSNBC and the local NY! , the headquarters. were among the celebrants. New York Senate seat against Hillary NEWARK, N.J.- America n Airlines Thursday denied a all-news New York station. All were In a quaint room of the National "Congratulations, New York," · Clinton, told Bush supporters it was a passenger's claims that a flight engineer opened a door at 12,000 bouncing back and forth between Women's Republican Club, supporters Pataki said. "You just put George W. great night for the Republican Party. feet to pull in a loose strap. exclusive interviews and the latest for the Republican front-runner-waited Bush over the top. "We made it clear that we are a party When crew members on Flight 1558 from Miami to Newark on results. for what they knew was going to "I truly believe come th is that is a growing party," he said through Wednesday rea lized that a restraining strap was left hanging out of November, it's going to be a great cheers. "We are all united because we the plane, the captain depressurized the cabin, leveled the Boeing victory for the American people want to make sure we end eight years 727 and a flight engineer and a flight attendant pulled the strap because we are going to have a new of a Clinton-Gore administration." through the door seals, ai rline officials said. president who will end the era of Videocameras were pointed at the Passengers may have heard a rush of air and felt their ears pop Clinton-Gore." lectern as camera fl ashes shone on the when the cabin depressuri zed, but opening a door at that altitude The governor, flanked by his wife, mayor, who used this opportunity to would have been impossible, the airline said in a statement. daughter and Giuliani and his wife, told plug his Senate run. " It would ·be similar tO trying to open a door o n a car traveling at the inebriated gatherers - who had After the speeches were given and 300 miles per hour," officials said. been drinking since 7 - that he the cheers had died down, it was the The procedure i s approved by the Federal Aviati o n expected their backing and votes to media's tum to hound the politicians. Administration, the airline and Boeing, FAA spokesman Les Door help bring an end to eight years of Bill Bo th Pataki and Giuliani had said Thursday. Clinton. cameras and microphones jammed "The strap did not have a buckle on it. The door was not opened. Pataki said of all Bush's strengths, under their mouths, as reporters had the The strap was pull ed through the door seal," Door said. the most important is that he would politicians reiterate what had already Moments later, the pilot reassured passengers over the intercom restore integrity and character to the been said. that the procedure had been performed because of fears that a buckle White House. ll1e interviews took about an hour, would come loose and be sucked into the plane's engine, Diaz said. He also thanked McCain and his and finally the room staned to clear out. American Airlines spokesman Chris Chiames said th.:: strap had supporters for what they have done for The news stations were wrapping up snaps, but no buckle. The strap was inadvertently left hanging out of the Republican Party and took a few their "exclusive" interviews as Giuliani the door by food service workers, the airline said. THE REVIEW/ Eric J.S. Townsend shots at Clinton and Gore. and Pataki did their best to escape. The media flocked to Texas Gov. George W. Bush's "To the Clinton and Gore team in Everyone at the Bush camp left -compiled from AP wire reports by John Yocca headquarters in New York during the Super Thesday primaries. the White House, to the Republ.icans in satisfied, with a victory in their pockets Congress and to the American people and the White House in clearer sight. CAMPUS CALENDAR Police Reports

Claire Danes, Billy Crudup and Minnie Driver provide Theater Sunday at noon. Call 83 1-6747 for information. PAINTBALLS DAMAGE HOME afternoon when employees of the Superfresh on New some of the voices for the anime film, "Princess The softball team will go to war Sunday in a An unknown person damaged a Rahway Drive London Road discovered him searching through cereal Mononoke," which wi II be shown at the Trabant doubleheader against Army at the Delaware Softball residence early Monday afternoon by shooting the brick boxes, Hargrove said. University Center Theater tonight at 7:30 an·d tomorrow Diamond. The fi rst game starts I p.m . For more house with paintballs, Newark Poli ce said. He aid the suspect was apparently looking for a "Big night at I 0. For more information. call UD I-HENS. information, call UDJ-HENS. Damages totaled $ 100, with both the house and a Bird'' mini-bean in boxes of Kellogg's Fruit Loops and Nicholas Cage stars in Martin Scorcese's hallucinatory Do you need a fix for your zany antics cravings? Fret lawn hose being hit by pellets, Cpl. William Hargrove Raisin Bran. portrait of a paramedic haunted by visions of victims he not, the Harlem Globetrotters will trot into the Bob said. The tore lost $3.99 from the one box of Fruit Loops couldn 't save. "Bringing Out the Dead" will grace the Carpenter Center Sunday at 3. Call UDI -HENS for more He said police currently have no suspects. a nd $37.7 1 fro m t he nine boxes of Raisin Bran, screen of the T rabant Theater tonight at I 0 and tomorrow information. Hargrove said. night at 7:30. Call UD I-HENS for more information. ''My Son the Fanatic," a fi lm about a Pakistani cabby APARTMENT BROKEN INTO The total damages were $41.70 The PTTP will present Jerome Kilty's ''Dear Liar" at in England who finds himself attracted to a listless A Newark woman was charged with c riminal Hanshom Hall tonight and tomorrow night at 7:30. For prostitute while his son re-embraces Islamic mi schief fo r an incidem that occurred sometime last TERRORISTIC THREATS MADE TO weekend, Hargrove said. ticket information, call 831-2204. fundamentalism, will be shown at the Trabant Theater CLEVELAND A VENUE RESIDENT The s uspect allegedly damaged a screen at the Would you like to fall down on the same unforgiving ice Sunday at 7:30p.m. For information, call 831-4066. An unknown person placed a threatening phone call victim's rental property on Ethan All en Court. Hargrove to a C leveland Avenue resident Wednesday, making that was once graced by Oksana Baiul? Here is your Monday night at 8, the Percussion and Marimba said the woman had been a previous tenant. ob cene references to physical violence, Hargrove said. chance. Join COCO for its Late Night Ice Skate at the Ensembles and Delaware Steel will perform in Loudis After taking the screen from the window frame, the He said the victim reported that at approximately Rust Ice Arena tonight at midnight. Call 83 1-6412 for more Recital Hall at the Amy E. du Pont Music Building. Call suspect climbed inside and removed her old bedframe. 6:20 p.m .. a phone call was received in which a male information. 831-2577 for more information. he said. voice expre sed anger becau e hi friend had to pay $40 Do you need a job? Not sure what you want to be when Hargrove said the screen was valued at $20. not to have hi s car towed from the owner· property. you grow up? Stop by the 8th Annual Metro Chrie -compiled by Paul Mathews Hargrove aid there are pre ently no u pect in the Career Fair in the Multipurpose Rooms and Trabant ''BIG BIRD" MADE HIM DO IT threat. A male suspect was charged wi th shoplifting Monday - compiled by Eric J.S. Townsend

I March I 0. 2000 . THE REVIEW • A3 Republican gubernatorial candidates carp at Carper Burris announces candidacy Debate turns to a forum for Lee BY TEVE RUBENSTEIN success storie . he said. the state BY JOHN YOCCA Lee also said he is not afraid of Mw urr.:m~ x~u, Ediwr government ha sti ll failed children. Narionai!Srurr Nru·.r Etliror losing becau e he is only running to WILMINGTON - John Burris officially announced his families and taxpayers. What was suppo ed to be a make a change. bid for the Republican gubernatorial nomination Tuesday. H elected. Burri said. he will g ubernatorial debate between three "My participation in government stating that his first priority was to improve Delaware's also work to further expand GOP candidates turned into a one­ i n ' t important." he said. ''The worst public chool y tern. Delaware' economy, w hile man show Monday night. that could happen is that the people He was joined by running mate Dennis Rochford and protecting the environment at the Former Superior Court judge and reject m e and end me home t o campaign co-chairn1an Terry Spence. arne time. Republican gubernatorial candidate Rehoboth as a retired judge. That's "There are 11 3.000 rea ons why I am nmning for this '·I will not re t until the Burris William Swain L ee discussed his not a bad deal, folks." o ffice;· said Burris. a member of the uni vetsity' Board of prosperity so many of us enjoy plans for office while bashing current Burris' scheduling problems also Tntstees. ·T hat's how many children tmpped in a public are touches each and every famil y in Gov. Thomas R. Carper. gave Lee an opportunity to explain education sy tern that is faili ng the m." Delaware," he aid. Lee's only competitor is John hi s issues to the people of Newark. Spence. currently the longest-servi ng Speaker of the Rochford said he teamed up with Burris to give Delaware Burris, former pres ident of the H e deno unced the current Hou e in tate hi tory. and Rochford were previo usly the quality of leadership it had during previous Republican Chamber of Commerce. who could education accountability bil l, whi ch eeking the party' nomination for governor. pence said administrations. not attend the debate because o f has been heavily supported by Monday that he was abandoning hi run to join the Burri ''Which candidate are going to do the job for Delaware scheduling problems. Carper. that Pete du Pont and Mike Castle did?'' he asked. "Who is THE REVIEW/ Mike Louie campaign. and Rochford folded in late 1999. Speaker o f the House Terry The bill is designed to ho ld William Swain Lee, the former judge in the Thomas J. going to fix our chools, our roads and keep our economy Former judge William Swain Spence, who was the third candidate, teachers and students accountable for Lee spoke Monday night. Capano murder trial. is currently the party's only other strong?" announced Monday morning that he their performances both on state tests an noun ed candidate. Before solving problems, Rochford aid, he wants to give was withdrawing from the race for a and in the classrooms. teachers in the cia sroom are some things which could help the problem, Burris said he was honored to have Spence. hi longtime the state its largest Republican victory in the past 25 years. number of reasons. "We vote down the accountabi li ty friend. onboard hi campaign. Delaware Republican Part y Chairman Basil Bauaglia Lee said he was disappointed after bill," Lee said. "Nobody in the world he said. ·'You can't be a very good governor if you don't have aid the Burris and Rochford ti cket, with the support of learning Spence had dropped out of would be s upporting this bill if it Lee al o briefly touched on is ues people in the legi laturc that can get your issues through.'' he Spence. has unified the party. the contest , but he saw it as a didn' t have a raise for teachers and a such a s the water q uali ty in aid. "Terry and 1 are prepared to work together on many Burris said Lee will be faced with the challenge of positive event in his campaign. promise to defe r last y e ar ' s Delaware. sc hool violence and common is ue ... building support for hi s candidacy. campaign finance. along with other '' That's great," he said. "All the accountability bill." The trio spent al l ofTuc day touring the tate to formally "Lee has a higher mountain to climb today with the Spence people will come to me Lee said Carper has been too is ues concerning many cand idates. ki ck o ff their campaign. At 8:30 a.m .. the group held a addition of Terry [Spence]." Banaglia said. "Ir will be now." focused on wiring every classroom in Lee said if Burris had shown up. breakfast in Su sex County. Later. they visited Mi lford. to ugher for him to mount a campaign that will be Lee also took a few sh ots at Delaware and has forgotten the basic he wo uld have a ked him how to Dover, ewark and Bear before speaking in Wilmington. succes ful." maintain the integrity and un ity o f Carper, who is running for the U.S. education of students. At the First USA Riverfront Arts Center, the team Prior to running for Delaware' s highest political office, the Republican Party. Senate this year, while explaining his "We've been so worried about Burris has served on the Board of Child Care Connection The GOP candid ate wi ll be addressed more than 200 constituents. reason for running. getting kids online we forgo t they Burris. fo rmer president of the State Chamber of and was a member of the State Indigent Health Care Tax " There was a time w hen the need to read first," he said. cho en by a primary. which concerns Commerce . said he s pe nt 10 years vis iting 100 of Force. individual person was important," "He' s not the education governor. many candidates. but Lee aid it does Delaware' 177 public schools a pan of the Chamber's He also helped to create the Delaware Health Care Lee said. " That has been lost and He's not even a governor: · no t matter who wi n a long as Superstars in Education program. While Gov. Thomas R. Commission, which worked to help small businesses someone keeps current Lt. Gov. Ruth that's a tragedy." He said the bill creates another Carper' ideas to reform the tate' s public schools were provide health care for their employees. Anne Minner o ut of t h<:> governor's Lee, who was the presiding judge level of bureaucracy that aims only well-intentioned. he said. the basic j ob has not been Burris and his wife Cathy live in Sussex County. office. in the Thomas J. Capano murder to monitor the education process but accomplished. Rochford is currently president of the National Lee said he feels he is the perfect trial, said he has nothing against not improve it. '·Mediocrity will be unacceptable,'' he said. " We've Association of Maritime Organization and is chairman of Carper, but he pointed o ut a few Lawmakers need to go back to the candidate for the job because he is an increased tate spending on education. yet we have seen ihe North Atlantic Port Association's Maritime Committee. flaws in the current administration. drawing board to construct a new bill unu ual politician. SAT cores fall." He also serves on numerous port-related boards and "The areas of failure to me are in that will actually fix the problem. ''I'm here to offe r myself as Burri aid he i not as igning blame but is ntnning to committees throughout Delaware, .Pennsylvania and New someone who' d ifferent,.. he said, taking responsibility for the problems Lee said. find specific solutions. Jersey. of hi s administration,'' Lee said. " It' s Smaller classes, enforcement o f " and so meo ne w ho c an make a Despite the state' excellent teacher and educational Rochford and his wife Nancy reside in Wilmington. difference.,. wrong to look fully at hi s successes." discipline and better resources for

A comparison A - Sunoco (Elkton Rd.) Bob Jones Univ. 8 - Gulf (Rt. 896) C - Mobil (Rt. 896) D- Getty (Rt. 273 I 95) between Newark E- Gulf (Chapel St.) changes old rule F- Shell (Marrows Rd.) BY HE.'NNA MERCHANT don' t let them date because we were Texaco (Rt. 896) G- Sra.U'Repuner trying , as an e xample, to enforce gasoline prices H- Shell (Rt. 896) A 50-year-old old rule banning something.'' 1- BP (Elkton Rd.) interracial student dating was retracted The media was made aware of the J- Shell ( Rt. 273 I 95) BY CARLOS WALK P and 93-octane grades o f gasoline from the doctrine of South Carolina's ntle after Republican presidential front­ N~ h 'S Feaw res £dum· for $1 .54, $1.69 and $ 1. 72 , Bob Jones University last Friday. runner George W. Bu h failed to Two p e nni es c an hardl y b e respectively. Bob Jones III, president of the acknowledge the discriminatory policy. calle d a s ignificant a m o unt o f Apparently, the major-highway university and grandson of its founder, After the controversy began, Bush m o ne y . N o soda mac hine w ill rule d o es not affect all service met with university admi nistrators submitted a person al leuer to Cardinal accept them. and shoppers looking s tati o n c hains. The G e ttyMa rt Friday afternoon and decided to drop John O'Connor. the spiritual leader of for a jawbreaker o r piece o f g.um across from the I-95 Shell station, the ban, citing pressure from the media. New York 's 2.4 million Catholics. would be hard-pres ed to get their a s we ll as its Elkto n .Roa d $1. Jones said the incredible amount of Bush aid he regretted not having fi x for le s tha n a nickel. co unt e rpar t. o ffe re d regula r nat ional scruiiny t h~ · school has pokcn out about BJtl' policies. \ Ic But in the world o f over-priced unle aded for a mere $ 1 .4 per received since Texas Gov. Geor!!e W. said he soon realized his mi take. gasoline , p eople fe el th a t a gallon. Bush's campaign stop in Gree~ville , ''I'm pleased that they've changed difference o f two cents per gallon Despite the six-cent difference. S.C., influenced the school's decision the policy," he said. ''Right after my can quickly add up to a sig nifi cant a c lerk at the Shell station said she to withdraw the prohibtion on speech [at the university], I spoke out fi gure. And often . the gap between s ees more business than the interracial dating. against the pohcy. The univer ity has $1.49 per g a llon a nd S 1.51 pe r neig hboring market. "All of the sudden, the university is made the right decision.'' gallo n can be closed by crossing This phenomenon can perhaps at the center of a Republican Reginald Kee. president o f the the street. be attributed to the "seediness" presidential debate," Jones said. University o f Delaware ' s Black Drivers in n eed o f a fill - up factor. Emily Peterson, a spokeswoman for Student Union. aid he had not heard of s hould avoid ga tati o n a t Statio ns that appear run-down $1. the school, said BJU made the ntling the ban but was urpri ed to find out it intersections o f major highways. or (eature under-stocked s he lves disallowing students to date ourside had existed. A good example of the influence often sell gas at lower prices than their race 50 years ago when Asian ·'It's almo t a ign of the ti me ,'' he locatio n ha o n ga s costs is the swankier competitors, yet man y parents threatened to sue the school said, "to see that once in a while events price difference between two Shell driver may ti ll be reticent to buy after their son almost married a white like this let our community know that tation in the e wark area. gas at uch an establishment. ABCDEFGHIJ student. despite all the progress. there is always The She ll gas statio n at Route Still. cheap ga is cheap gas. Peterson said African-American room for improvement.'' gallo n , and the m aj o r - highway While frugality can be fruitful 273 and M a rrows R o ad so ld N e wark drive rs who are not students were not admitted until the University students involved in rule and seediness factor are good in selecting which gas station to r e gula r un·Iead e d ga a line fo r interested in filling up and buying 1970s, making BJU one of the last interracial relation h ip expre ed indicators of high or low cost. patronize, drivers are not usually $ 1.5 I p er g allo n yesterd ay. a dinne r in one stop mig ht do well schools to end racial discrimination. similar sentiments. However, the variability in the s avi n g as mu c h money as the y fa irly s ta nda rd price. The re i a to frequent the humble Getty Mart. The rule was never questioned and Freshman_Dor ey Howard aid if cost of diesel fuel is an untamed may tmagme. te n -cent r a ise in cost fo r e a c h The c hampi o n o f s erv.i c e no protests ensued because of it, the university instituted a policy like beas t - n o o n e can s ay where If a m edium-size car drives I 5 higher grade. stati ons is no doubt the Sunoco on Peterson said, since students were BJU ' ban against interracial high prices will strike until they miles for each gallon of gasoline But where 273 meet lmerstate Elkto n Road. The s tatio n so ld conscious of the regulation befo re relationships. he would take an active are posted on huge glowing signs. pumped into its tank, a five-cent­ 95 . the She ll s t a tio n o ld 87- gaso line for $1.4 7 . $1.57 and enrolling at BJU. role in seeking it removal. Fro m the parking lot of the per-gallon difference in the price octa ne gasoline for 1.54 a gallon. Jones told CNN's Larry King that "lf there was a rule like that at S $ 1.67 per gallon, depending ~n the Route 896 Texaco, where diese l of gas saves its owner a full $5 for Thi r a nks a mo ng ewar k's the reason the ban was o ri ginally Delaware, I would definitely be active desired g rade - the cheapest in was s o ld for $ 1.59 per g a llon, every 1,500 miles driven. hig hest ga prices. Odd ly eno ugh. town. instated was because of an in getting it changed.'' he said. "Race drivers c ould read a Gulf In comparison to the hi gh price 93-octane ga sold for 1.69 per These pri ces are clearly not the interpretation of the Bible that says shouldn't be an issue." signboard advertising unleaded of such vast quantities of gasoline, gall o n - two cents le than the God created people differently for a Freshman Michael Mo ely aid he result o f th e seediness fa ctor, gasoline at prices five cents lower $5 is not anything to write home s t a tio n ' s M arr ow Road reason. Therefore, he said, they should expects more open-mindedne s from ho wever - the m arket is w e ll­ than Texaco' s. about. counterpart . be segregated accordingly. people today. kept, and the two-for-a-dollar hot They could a lso observe that But if n o thing else , fru g a l The S hell station on Ro ute 896. BJU, Jones said, is against a one­ "That 's very old-fashioned." he dogs simply canno t be beat. diese l was advertised at the Gulf drivers c an use the ir savings to j ust down the street from the Bob world system in which races integrate. said. "We've advanced further than Gasoline pri c e s t e nd to f all station for a whopping $1.94 per treat themselves t o I 0 succulent Car pente r Center. sold 87- . 89- within a seven- c e nt ran g e p e r "Interracial blending is a definite that as a ociety. than to view thing as gallon. hot dogs. sort of genetic blending,'' he said. "We black and white." ;:- .. . ~nsorsllip o Free speech on Internet still controversial ·the\\' BY JEN LEMOS It is part of a growing trend of organizat ions like Duke' s and Hale 's now d o n ' t want to domina te them, but we C/fr Ne1rs £diro•· organizati ons that test the boundaries of provokes concerns that the accessibility of don' t want to be do minated." As t he f ig ht fo r free s peech on the free s peech on the Internet, a problem information on the Internet may not Hale' s telepho n e pho n e m essage Internet continues, some o rganizatio ns are some cri tics say has only just begun. always be a benefit. instructs callers from " the Jews ' media" c laiming tha t cyber libertie may do as The R ev. Matt Hale , leader of t h e Due to the growing number of similar who are re questing inte rviews to call much harm a good - particularly in the Churc h of the Creator, pro m o tes an organizations n ow o n line , othe r groups another number. area o f the p ublicati on of hate speech on " Internet blitzkrieg" encouragi ng people have expressed concern that freedom of Des pite the A DL' s co n cerns , o th e r the Internet. to recruit ne w member for his church in speech is not necessarily the issue in these organizations have researched the sites in A fter the death of M ichigan first-grader Internet chat rooms. cases. question and found no basis for censoring Kayla Ro lland at the hand of a six-year- Hale, who runs his operation from The Anti - Def amation League, an them. o ld peer Ia t M o nday. blame has bee n Illino is, said the Internet has been a organi zation d e dic ate d to pre venting Judith Mellen. executive director of the p laced o n everyone f ro m p a re nts to valuable tool in recruiting new me mbers bi go try and hate speech, p ublished its Delaware branc h of the Ame ri can Civil schoolteache rs. to the o rganization. ''Poisoning the Web : H a tred Online" Liberties Union. s aid t h e ACLU's Former Ku Klux Kl an Grand Dragon " It' enabled us to spread our message report which denounced intolerance on standpoint on freedom o f speech include D avid Duke. however, posts a different all o ver the world with minimal cost,'' he the Internet at the end of last year. the right to publish freely on the Internet. against bigotry:· it said. theory o n h is W e b s ite- he .------...., said. In the report, s ites ranging fro m the "Free speech in our day and age has to " ADL ho pes that the publ ic w ill no t Says h e fee l th at racial Part two of a four- " We' \'e b een on th e I n t erne t David Duke Report and KKK Web rings include cyber speech," she said. only reject extremi t propaganda on the integrati o n is to blame fo r the . . for four years now, and in that to Holocaust denial sites were expo sed for Cyber liberties do inc lude hate speech . Interne t. b ut a lso c h ao e t o u e the tragedy. part senes f~ustng time we' ve had a lot of people their extremi st statements. she said, a lthoug h the issue has become Inte rnet to promote tolerance.·· " I n t h e case o f Kay Ia on censorship and j oin. A lot of college students " Today , on t h e Interne t , bi g o ts clouded. M e llen c o m pared cybcr libe rtie t o R o l lan d. racial in t egra ti o n thelnternet who found us on the Internet communica te e asily, ine xpensively and Acti on can o nly be taken against a s ite freedo m of speech on college campuses forced her into an env ironment have j oined." sometimes anonymously with hundreds of if its message e ncourages vio lence again t li ke th e u niver ity. a yi n g that any w i th b lack s t udent who .______--J Hale said he feels those who fellow extremists ," it said. certain groups or individuals, Me llen said. information shou ld be ac e sible a lo ng disproportionate ly come from c rimi nal refer to the message o f his organizati on as ' · O~Iine , e xtremis ts r e inforce more "Hat e s p eech beco m es a differe nt a it does not promote violence. backgrounds ... he states. "Integration of hate speech are ig norant o f its importance . easily each other's hateful conv ictions." matter when it turns to action," she said. "The appropriate thing to do is to et educatio n ultimately caused her murder." '·I think that pe ople wh o call our Contrary to the opinion of g roups uch ADL o fficial s s tate d in Ia t year ·s standards in the univer it y th at people are The o nline David Duke Report. a W eb speech hate speech are simply trying to as the ADL, Hale said. his gro up is not report that a c rucial factor in abolishing to be treated wi th respect.'' she said . sit e run by th e n o to r io u w h ite avoid a d e bate." he said. " It's a s mear based on hate. but love. hate s peech a nd ha t e c r i mes is the ''The en ironment hould be o ne \\here s upremaci t. is not alo ne in its into le rance tacti c that reveal a lack o f unde r tandino The hi ghest lo ve is the love for one's .continued ed ucatio n of the public a ll s tuden ts s ho ul d be abl e to ac ·c of racial harmony, re ligiou di versity and abo ut o ur v iews." e own people," he said. " It is a lso important that individual educati on in a non-ho ti le and otherwise imi lar ocial issues. The in c reasing ly public natu re o f ''Other races c an love themselve . We and organi zati o n do mo re than peak out non-threatening environment." A4. THE REVIEW. March I 0, 2000 Sparse turnout for RWJ-Balloon event

BY STEPHANIE LANE Many respondents expressed intere s t in and many people will benefit."' Staj]· Report a dances, he said. The Stone Balloon received a Ano ther Level Sports will be promoting Students will have more opportunities for partial grant from the Robert Wood Johnson next week's dance, giving away free T-shirts. non-alcoholi c socializing wi th the Stone Foundation to fund adverti sements. Proceeds wi II go to Coaches v . Cancer. Balloon's weekly College Dance Night. The dances were original ly scheduled to That night's dance will be part of Residence The dances began thi s week and will be held begin Feb. 22, Tully said, but were delayed in Life' ''[n a Sna p '" alcohol programming every Wednesday from 9 p.m. to I a.m. order to promote the events. series. The Stone Ball oon gave 150 free tickets " Only 103 peopie s howed up [Wednesday S tudents ages 18 and up are permitted to to Re idence Life fo r next week's dance. night]," said Tim Tully, general manager of attend the dances, Tully said. A valid college "The Stone Balloon is participating in this the Stone Balloon. " We distributed I ,000 ID must be presented at the door. event in an attempt to maximize the use of its ti ckets to groups around campus. Basically, we He said only student are admitted because facility,'' Tully said. wanted to make this first night free for anyone the event is pa rt o f a campus com munity On March 22, Zeta Beta Tau fraternity will who wanted to come. coalition involved with the RWJ Foundation. ho ld a "celebrity au ction" to benefit the " We are hopi ng it will build up i n the The Stone Balloon's license prohi bit Specia l Olympics. The aucti o n will be held future, so it willl:;e a viable alternative for us." admitting underage s tudents when alcohol is during a 45-minute intermission during the Tully said that tickets for future events wi ll being served, Tully said. Permission must be dance. be $5. attained from the liquor board to have an all­ John Bishop, assistant vice president for The events are an attempt to provide a non­ ages event, and it must be economically Student Li fe , s aid the number of futu re a lcoholi c event at the Balloon, he said, which feasible. College Dance Nights will" depend primarily wi ll target freshmen and sophomores on Student organizations have been invited to on their success. campus. work at the dances, doing jobs s uch as "We plan to go into March o r April, and Audible Allusion ' s OJ Noj suppli ed the checking coats or selling soda. A s izable we' II decide the future of the dances based on music for the first dance, and the Sto ne percentage of that night's earnings will go to a···· the turnout," Bishop said. Balloon provided free Fatty Patty's subs. charity the organization picks. The Stone Balloon sponsored no n-alco ho lic Tully said he learned from Robert Wood Junior Marcy Siegel a ttended the first events last year, including swing dance lessons THE REVIEW/ Mike Louie Johnson surveys that many students under 21 College Dance Night. and concerts. The first weekly nonalcoholic College Dance Night at the Stone years of age wanted more evening events open ''I'm gi ving the Stone B a lloon a lo t of Tully said the attendance ranged from 20 to Balloon, held Wednesday, was attended by approximately 100 to all ages and held off campus. credit," she said. "This is a wonderful idea. 400 people at these events. people. Taking the skinny out of body image

BY JENNIFER LA VINIO Romanoski said he took advantage fundamentals of kickboxing. a re not on ly health y, but a lso Stajf Repnner of the free introductory yoga Freshmen Jamie Berman and quick enough to be prepared ahead Jab, cross, hook, uppercutl lesson. Stephanie Chernick said the of time and have ingredients that Bow to your inner self as we "I figured it was a good time .to instructors were able to answer can be used in multiple recipes. say, "Namaste." get oriented with it," he said. ''I'm questions they had about the sport. He also said he tried to focus on Cooking is not an exact science thinking about taking it up after "They really seemed like they teaching procedures rather than -it is an art form. Spring Break.'" knew what they were talking recipes, so students could adapt These are just a few o f the . Two of the programs students about," Chernick said. " I think them to their liking. phrases that could be overheard said they were anticipating - one had a black belt." "If you want to be healthy and from workshops at the Self-Care belly dancing and chair massage Be rma n said the program lead ·a healthy lifestyle," he said, Fair in the Trabant University -were canceled. informed them about ki.::kboxing "you' ll have more control over it Center Tuesday evening. Freshman Heather Badorf said and o ther fitness c lasses at the if you know how to cook." Students could choose among she had been looking forward to university. Seniors Michele Mendelson and activities such as a journal-writing learning something novel to show " It gave you a nice little taste," Michelle Camarella, who attended exercise, a lecture about herbal off to her friends at home, so she she said. the fair with their women' s studies remedies, movement therapy, was disappointed she mi ssed out Reiki is a form•of healing that class, said the opportunity to taste Reiki , healthy cooking on the belly dancing. uses the hands to b a lance a the food was an attraction of the demonstrations and introductory Other students interested in person's e nergy, said Anne healthy meal presentation. yoga and kickboxing lessons. alternati ve fitness activities Lomax, assistant director at the Mendelson said she is interested The object of the fair was to attended the kickboxing class, Center for Counsel and Student in learning how to cook more indirectly address the issue of Development. healthily but is not sure if she will eating disorders, said Nancy Nun, Lomax said she attended the actually prepare any of the recipes co-chairwoman of the Eating "We wanted to session, which gave a history of she learned. Disorders Coordinating Council, Reiki and taught some of the basic 'T m one of those people who which sponsored the fair. put a positive steps. says I' ll do and the n never do," "It's a way of bringing "I' ve had Reiki done to me she said. "But the food was really attention t o eating disorders focus on how to be fore," Lomax said. " I find it good." without talking about them," she very valuable." Lacour said she hopes the said. interact with "It can be relaxing to both give council wi ll review the success of " We wanted to put a positive and receive, although not this fair and improve upon it for THE REVIEW/ Rob Meletti focus on how to interact with your your body everyone experiences it that way." future programs. Students took advantage of some of the health options offered body rather than just focusing o n Students w ho attended t he "I see this as a pilot for future at the Self-Care Fair Thesday. image." rather than just healthy cooking demonstration events," she said. Nutt said the emphasis o f were able to taste all of the dishes personal care is fr equently on focusing on prepared by Ron Cole, an body image · and physical associate scientist with the · Hotel ~ ·Graduati-on.,right around the ··corner?·A-·~~ -· ~· ,., appearance. image." Restaurant Management program, "We wanted to try to h ave a -Nancy Nutt, co-chai1woman and his assis tant, senior Ashlee series of programs that were more of the Eating Disorders Council Lukoff. Got Loans to pay off? foc used on ho listic health and Grilled veggie wraps, Asian overall wellness for students," she chicken salad and· scallops with said. although a mistake in the original orange honey mustard glaze were Then you cannot afford to miss the Mar;' Anne Lacour. who also schedule may have reduced the among the dishes students co-chairs the council, said the attendance. enjoyed. program offered a variety of Kickboxing instructors Sharon Lukoff said the recipes she and WJBR-FM a lternatives in self-care. Neher and Heidi Iglay said they Cole s h owed stude nts were "It was a fun way to get the thought the program was s ti I I nutritious and hea lthy, but- the word o ut about taking care of your advant ageous since the students emphasis was not necessarily on body," she said. who did show up asked a lot of extremely low fat and calories. "You need to give and take in Employment & Technical The workshop times were questions. They said the feedback staggered throughout the evening, they got will help them plan better different places," she said. "For allowing students to wander in for fitness classes they will teach example, don't use too much oil in and out of whichever sessions next semester. your dinner and then splurge with they were interested in attending. Neher and Iglay took attendees dessert." Expo Graduate s tudent Butch through a quick basic lesson in the Cole said he chose dishes that Wednesday, March 15, 2000 lOAM- 7PM FIRST USA Riverfront Arts Center Wilmington, DE •

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s uc h as computers, video cameras and Anonymous donor gives $100,000for microphones into the classroom, Eyman said, as well as acting as a major student teaching placement site. scholarships, student training and Conway-Turner said introducing better, more advanced technology would benefit research to the Laboratory Preschool early childhood education majors who use the lab to conduct original research. She BY JENNA R. PORTNOY although the donation was not earmarked Student Affairs Editor added that placing computers in th e for a specific program, the gift will lead classroom is a priority. An aAonymous d onor has given a to general enrichment. Eym an , wh o got her s t a rt as a $100,000 endowment to the university's "It gives the preschool program the kindergarten teac h er in 1967, said n o Laboratory PreschooL The interest will ability to do some flexible things that will more than 50 percent of the enroll ment­ provide continuous support for children , enhance the program," she said . currently 66 children, between 2 and 6 students and the community. Eyman said one long-term goal of the years old- can be children of uni versity The gift will facilitate development in preschool - founded in 1934 fo r the sole employees. areas of technology and help with the cost purpose of s tudying c h ildren - is to "Admission policies are based upon the of conferences, said Laboratory Preschool broaden the unive rsity community. school' s mission 'to serve the university, Director Alice Eyman. Johnson said the preschool - founded the overall community and children,'; she In order to broaden the preschool's by what was the n the department of home said. socioeconomic base, she said. the mon'ey economics in the Women' s College - Sharon Dorr, director of Alumni and will supplement the low pri vate school was o ne of t he firs t in the country to Uni versity Relations, who attended the tuition by contributing to scholarshtps for combine c lassroom teaching with hands­ preschool herself, said her daughter loved underprivileged and special educati on on experience in the form of research. her experience. children. " It' s a great program and one of the " She really enjoyed it ," she said. " It Gregory Johnson , directo r of m any o n campus th a t 's not in the prepared her very well for the first grade. University Development, said the donor Iimeli ght,"'he said. "But it's well thought "When we go for walks on campus, we has been supportive and interested in the of regionally and nationally." still have to go by Lab School." lab preschool for many years and hopes to B y creating a satellite program as an Dorr, who was taught by Eyman , said THE REVIEW/ Rob Meletti fu nd m in or capital expenditures fo r extension of the university, Eyman said she still remembers riding her tricycle in Children at the university's Laboratory Preschool will benefit from a recent gift. equipment and playground repairs. she hopes to reach other ·children in all the playground, playing make-believe in ·a The threefold purpose of the gift, he types of families. little red house and the names of friends said, is the continued care and nurture of Early childhood education majors can to have it too," she said. parents. she made there. Eyman said the preschool - the heart " We had the w ho le playgro und c hildren , providing a trai ning observe children through two-way mirrors Dorr· said she and her husband already environment for students and researching and have the opportunity to interact with and soul of the early childhood education renovated as a senior project," she said. filled out a registration card for her 15- program - has benefi ted from the "We ended up with a $30,000 play yard the interaction of children. the children during a one-week practicum, day-old son. Kate Conway-Turner, chairwoman of she said. assistan ce of mechanical engineeri ng for about $5,000. We had tremendous "It was such a great experience for [my stu dents , un iversity carpenters and support." Individual and Family Studies, said The preschool incorporates technology daughter and myself] that we wanted him Earn Competitive Pay Pack 75 + Incentives and New Army policy limits BonusesII Webelos ICR International overseas deployment time Communications BY MYRIAH GOLDENBERG Research Staff Reponu "This new policy is good news for Located in the Newark The Army announced a new policy early this week limiting the amount of Shopping Center these students because previously time units are allowed to be employed • Comfortable office setting for overseas operations. their deployment could have been along Dart line 6 Soldiers assigned to peacekeeping extended for up to 365 days." • Evening and Weekend missions, known as Operations Other Pack 75 just visited the radio station hours Than War a nd Small Scale -Capt. John Casper, operations officer for the university ROTC No selling or soliciting Contingencies, have had their time cut Arabia," he said. and two weeks per year." WVUD and Th~ Review. Thanks for • to a maximum of 179 days, said Army Conduct interesting The policy is being implemented as Casper said most people can handle • spokesman Maj. Scott Hays. rapidly as possible, Hays said, and is national surveys being away from their families for six the tour! Prior to this policy, the average required to be in full effect by Oct. I. months, but a year is too long. A ti me a soldier was employed was for It wi ll be applied to both active and Excluded from this 179-day C}rris Brotherton Call 1-800-31 0-3843 for 240 consecutive-days, Hays said . reserve component units in order to employment period are routine ~ There were concerns about the ~ interview provide equality among soldiers. activities including pre-employment Aaran Roberts BOY SCOUTS extended amount of time among the The army has decided to put a li mit training, time traveling to and from the OF AMERICA Ask for Mrs. Michaels, reserve and National G uard on days of acti ve duty for several destination and time spent on leave, Zach Mascara Mon-Fri 9-5 community. reasons, Hays said. Hays said. In the past, a number of university One reason is to unify all soldiers The policy will not increase the stude nts in the Delaware National who are employed for peacekeeping, number of troops needed for these Guard have been deployed for a 179- he said. They should each have the assignments, Casper said. It will only day period, said Capt. John Casper, san1e time obligation. increase the number of rotations. operati ons officer for the university The policy was also implemented to He said the increase in units will ROTC. establish better camaraderie among the cost more money, but it is a trade-off 'This new policy is good news for soldiers. for the benefit of the soldiers. these students because previously their "People work better when there' s 'The Army will always take care of deployment could have been extended predictability in their lives:· Hays said. its people;· Casper said. for up to 365 days," he said. "Now no The extended time away doe not Hays said the trend of using one will be forced to stay." ·affect only the soldiers, Hays said. It reservists is likely to continue and Hays said there has been a concern also effects their fam ilies and even grow in the years to come. for the Army reservists and the employers. Casper said any tudents who have WE NEED YOUI National Guard lately because they "It has been a rough time for been deployed have had a great time have been spending more time abroad fami lies to be without their loved and enjoyed working with local than in previous years. ones," Hays said. people. "They are beirig used more and "It has also paid a toll on employers 'They said that it's like gerring paid more for peacekeeping operations since the reservists are expected to be for a study abroad experience without CAMPUS-WIDE such as Bosnia, Kosovo and Saudi away only one weekend per month the credits," he said.

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Services Liaison Tom Dunn Jr. Located next to Chick-Fil-A in the area Dining halls are also introducing new Customers can choose from a variety of formerly occupied by World's Fare potato additions. wraps, fillings and dressings. Wrap flavors bar. the salad and cold wrap bar i ~ available New recipes will rotate in three-week include wheat. tomato and spinach, with spicy weekdays from II a.m. to 2 p.m. and . blocks, Miller said. Each block will introduce chicken, turkey and tuna fillings. evenings from 4 to 7. two to five new menu items. . Vegetarian fillings are also available, Administrati ve dietician Deborah Miller Indian lentil soup, sweet-and-sour spiral including eggs, hummus. black olives, red said the meals are both tasty and nutritional. pasta, tuna 'taco wrap and fish Florentine are and green peppers and three different cheeses. "They are a nice, complete, well-rounded among the foods that will be offered in all THE REVIEW/ Rob Melerti Those with trouble deciding between all meal that potentially includes all the food dining halls in the upcoming weeks, she said. Students eating on-campus in the student centers or the dining halls are the optiOf.!fi can go for one of the two standard groups," she said. " All in all, they fit very "Chefs are working with the dining hall experien"cing the new taste sensations of a more diverse menu. wraps - ham and cheese or Mediterranean nicely into a healthy diet." menus in order to get some more variety," she chicken. Another popular addition, Dunn said, is the said. "Our goal is to increase q uality and Jim Miller, Pencader Dining Hall liaison to to see a theme once a week. Freshman Nancy Pitt described the wraps Bene Pizza program. student satisfaction." Dining Services, said students seemed to be T he next theme will be March 17 - St. as wholesome and tasty. In addition to the usual to ppings of Dining halls are also o ffering theme­ enjoying themselves. Patrick's Day. 'They are inexpensive and really filling." pepperoni. vegetables and cheese. the new oriented dinners throughout the semester. The head count is up, he said, and the As the weather warms up and the Outdoor she said. ''They are a healthy change from fast pizza consists of dough marinated in roasted The festive flavor of New Orleans came to vol ume of food has increased. Cafe makes its return outside Perkins Stduent food." · garlic with herbs and spices. university dining halls Tuesday with Mardi "We are trying to make improvements,'' he Center, Miller said, studems can look forward r Sophomore Megan O'Brien said he al o Sophomore Nate Allen said the feature Gras theme dinners. said. "As long as at least a few students are to the premiere of the buffalo burger. .- appreciates the healthy alternative. pizza- buffalo wing - was not what he Instead of eating traditional food in the happy, we are happy." Made from ground buffalo meat, the new ''I'm stoked 1' ' she said. ''They are the one expected, but he was pleasantly surpri sed. usual setting, students had dinner Caj un-style. Fresh man A.J. R ydzewski said he was burger is a lean, healthy alternative to beef, thing here that's not completely saturated in .. , like it.'' he said. "The bleu cheese sauce Entrees for the evening included Louisiana happy with the change of pace and break in she said. fat.'' really makes it nice." red beans, chicken and sausage gumbo, the usual dining routine. Miller said the goal of all the changes is to ..... 0 ' Brien said due to the new addition, she Other additions in Trabant are a hummus ambrosia, jambalaya salad and Cajun pizza. "Very festive1" he said. "I feel like I'm at keep the program fresh and exciting for the plans to ear at the Trabant University Center planer, raspberry mocha coffee and cinnamon While students served themselves at the Mardi Gras." students. more often. twists. buffet in Pencader Dining Hall, .Cajun music Freshman Jas Colon said she gets bored "It's their home," she said. " We want them Customers can also compile a mix-and- The Scrounge has made a few additions as played in the background. with the same food every day and would like to be as satisfied and happy as possible." International Women's Day observed BY JESSICA R. PACKER Announcements concerning special committees Stuff Reponer with SAGE were made, including o ne that Students Acting for Gender Equality gathered " International Women's informed members of a newly formed committee to inform, socialize and celebrate International involving gender apartheid in Afghanistan. Women' s Day in the Perkins Student Center Day is a chance to focus This instance of gender apartheid prohibits Wednesday night. women from leaving their homes u nless Co-president Danielle Comarow said SAGE our attention on other accompanied by a male relative, Comarow said, wants to recogni ze the plight of women globally. places 'in the world ... " and has enforced numerous other laws in order to "International Women's Day is a chance to repress the women of Afghanistan. focus our attention on other places in the world - Once SAGE's upcoming events were decided to broaden our horizons a nd realize there are - Danielle Comarow, SAGE co-president upon, their purpose remained the same. injustices everywhere," she said. This group of women is planning on making a At the meeting, members ate, talked, laughed Although most of SAGE's actions are focused difference in the lives of women locally and and watched "Ever After," a movie selected for in Delaware, Comarow said, their goal is to make internationally, Comarow said. the night's celebration. an international difference. SAGE's community actions include canned The movie was also an appropriate choice for "Just calling attention to these injustices makes food drives for battered women's shelters and their H ours: Monday-Thursda:i ' pm- 1Opm Women's History Month, members said. a difference," she said. presence at the Conference for Reproducti ve Friday-Saturday 4pm-t t pm • Sunday 3pm-9pm " We chose this movie because it's a perfect The univers ity c hapter of the Feminist Rights. 260 Chapman Rd., Newark, DE . portrayal of a strong yet not ultra-feministic Majo.rity, SAGE is a group centered on furthering Co-president Angela Caswell said SAGE' s Exit 3 off Rte. 95 (273 east) across from Univ~rsity Plaza woman,'' Comarow said of Drew Barrymore's women's rights and social justice. ultimate aim is women's empowerment. However, character in the movie. Speeches, poetry readings, folk concerts and the she said, they d o not hold any grudges against For Reservations Call: Before the celebration began, however, SAGE 2000 Feminist Expo, which will be held in men. 30 2-737-3685 30 2-74 3-Sl SS focused on more amber issues - international Baltimore, Md., March 31 tnrough April 2, are "We' re not just a group of militant, man-hating social injustices .against women. future events the group is planning to attend. lesbians," she said.

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~ Tests on unfiltered water are negative public's safety in case test results were positive. about contamination. continued from A I " Every school was called overnight so that Junior Colleen Barnes, who lives off-campus, "It wasn't a toxic thing.'· she said . ..There was schools could close their water fountains and the said she has noticed only small changes in the j ust a c han ·..: ~ some bacteria could get through cafeterias coul d modify their preparations," she quality of her water su'ji>ly. [when the filter was down]."' said. " Yo u kind o f go down the line calling She said although sne was ill several days ago, If the water had been contaminated, Collier everyone." she doubts her drinking ~ater played a part in he r said, the results might have been substantial. Coll ier said th ~t because of the precautions, sickness. "About 1 millie:: gallons ~o through the system per hour; · she said. "So about 330,000 gallons of [unfiltered] water were released.'' Langley said tests revealed no contamination "I can never tell if it's just Delaware water in and were performed only as a precaution. "W e took samples and did te ·ts. and all the general that's bad. I've always been scared·to re ult s from the samples were completely drink the water here." negative; · he aid. "Based on that. we feel that p ublic health was never compromised by the - junior Colleen Barnes event.'' Langley said he has not een a similar incident some citizens may have assumed something was "I can never tell if it's just Delaware water in in recent years at the plant. definitely wrong. general that's bad," she said. "I've always been "It' s very unusual; · he said. "so we felt it was "The News Journal said they have gotten phone scared to drink the water here." appropriate to take the acti on that we did. call s after peopl e read the story and some said they Juniors Andrea Frolick and Corey Liberman, Fortunately, everything turned out OK.'' were sick," she said. "However, if you drank water who live off-campus, said they have noticed no Hallock said the boiling advisory remained in having giaria, it would take seven days. differ~n ces in their tap water. place for two days to ensure that the contaminated "It's very unlike ly [the sicknesses) were caused Liberman said friends who had heard the news water was flushed from the pipe . by thi s." report told him about the possible water problem. Hallock said recent university water concerns "People said, 'Don't drink the water, it has iron Collier said offi cials released info rmation about THE REVIEW/ Mike Louie the precaut ions to radi o and television stati ons, we re not related to the filter problem. and it's contilminated,' ,. ·he said. "I don' t drink Despite a recent scare, water supplies in and around the schools, daycare centers and hospitals to ensure the University students said they have few concerns water very much, anyway." city of Newark were found to be safe to drink. Conectiv oil leak ~eing cleaned up

BY RANDI HORNSTEIN T he purpose of the pipe was to already removed, Likovich said. what additional actions need to be Stuff Reporter iransport fue l to a C o nectiv An early investi gation helped to taken. A pipe with a hole the size o f a storage fac ility in Mills boro, conclude that the oil has been The clean-up of the Indian pencil eraser has been le11king oil Del. , L i kovic h said . The t wo seeping into the ground for eight River area will go on as long as into the Indian River in southern s t o r age containers there hold to 12 years. needed. Taylor said. Delaware for the past eight to 12 250,000 ga llons o f oil. On average, 2 ,000 to 3,000 years, officials said. • Li kovich said the source of the ga llons of oil are being removed The total amount of oil that has leak was fi rs t discovered in from the leak site daily, he said. leaked into the surroundi ng Dec ember and tho ug ht to be An estimated 65 ,000 gallons of oil "There's no ground and ri ver -is unknown but located only in the ground by the have been removed so far. has been estimated to be 600,000 pipes, not in the ,·: ., er. Al l of t he re m oved o il is excuse for this gallons, said Matt Likovi c h , A Co nectiv employee noticed p u mped into wel ls . T hen i t is to happen." • @J) @~~~ 1P~'lfl7 s po_kesman for Conectiv , the the oil in the ri ver last m o n th trans po rted to Wilmington to be company that owns the pipe. even thoug h th e pipes were recycled a t a plant where it i s treated. -Senior Becky Crooker, president Featuring $2.00 Barriers have been put in place ofStudent s for the Environment in the river to prevent the oil from spreadin g, Li kovich said, and the EVERYTHING pipe was dismantled and removed " It could be a long time in & COVER ENTID in December by Conectiv. order .to get all the oil out," she He said the leaking oil has not said. ATTORNEYS had a sizeable impact on the local Sen i o r B ecky Cro oker, ecosystem. president of Students for t he 0 I 522 Gree.tville Ave .• Wilming:ton. DE 19805 I "There has been no evidence of Env ironment , said it i s v e r y Burnt Sienna injuries to animals," he said . common for oil spills like this to M aria Taylor, spokeswoman for occur and go unnoticed, but that it $1.75 Bud, Bud Lt. & Mike's Lemonade & the Department of Natural affects everything In o ur $4 fills Ston~ Balloon Pitchers till 11 p.m. R eso urce and Envi ronmenta l ecosystem. Control, said DNREC has ordered "There is no excuse fo r this to Conectiv to do an extensive study happen," she said. of the river's water and She said. she feels Conectiv i~ GCDLLIOI surrounding soi I to determi ne the doi ng the c o r rect thing by extent of the damage. recycling the o il , but it is not a T aylor s aid the res ults of the way to reassure that this will not DARCIRIOBT study will he lp DNREC to decide happen again. Alcohol Free Event Happy Garden ....••.....•....•....••••••••••..••• Must have ID to enter • 18 & over welcome hin~se Restaurant : For orders of$10 or up, gel10% om .: • Expires March 31, 2000 : ....••...•••...... ••...... EDw/ TIN PAN ALLEY *- ~ ~ : Orders of $25 and up, get 3 egg rolls 136-B Elkton Rd : or a pint of pork fried rice FREE! .50 DRAFTS in your Stone ; Expires March 31, 2000 Newark, DE 197,16 ...... Balloon Mug till11pm, $1 after a $3 fills ...•••••...... ••...... •...... •....••. Stone Balloon pitchers till11pm 737-2238 Listing of areas of practice does not represent : Orders of $35 or up, gel I pi chicken 115 East Main Street • Newark, DE • & broccoli or low mein FREE! certifications a speciafist in those areas. (1 coupon per visit, take-out only) Expires March 31, 2000 (302) 368-2000 • www.stoneballoon.com ...... •...... •••• •..••.••••••• ...... ~ University o( Dele1we1re Women's History Month Events

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THE REVIEW/ Amy Shapiro Caffe Gelato owner Ryan German is opening his establishment after Spring Break."

' New European-style cafe ., to open on Main Street BY MYRIAH GOLDENBERG Barnett said he is not worried about the Staff R(t"m u competttaon. "Competition makes you better." he A new European restaurant on Main Street said. " It makes yo u work harder, and in the end, specializing in light Italian food plans to open its you ' 1.1 produce a better product.'' doors a week after Spring Break. Freshman Kirsten Hansen said she was Caffe Gelato. at 90 E. Main St., will feature enthusiastic about the new restaurant. :avmem&de breads. soups, soda~ and ice '· >eam . "I think it wuuhl be good because there really i ~il · l Entrees will include Italian-style pastas, seafood. any place on Main Street to get Italian food other chicken and vegetarian dishes, owner Ryan German than pizza," she said. said. Several students, however. said they are <.:oncerned The menu will also feature panini sandwiches on homemade focaccia bread with mozzarella cheese and a light basil dressing, he said. "As you walk into the restaurant, you will see a "I 'think it would be pastry case fil led with homemade Italian desserts," German said. good because there A Nicole Rodrl guez Ia mat6 un chafer borracho Besides pastries, desserts will also include 24 cuando ella salia a jugar con una amiguita vecina. flavors of sherbet and "gelato," or Italian ice cream, really isn't any place· made fresh daily on the premises. (Que se debe hacer para impedir que un amigo German said he plans to invite children from local on Main Street to g~t schools during the summer months to see how ice maneje borracho? Lo que fuere necesario. cream is made. Italian foo·d other Los amigos no dejan a sus amigos manejar borrac'hos. The restaurant will be unique, with homemade food. local artwork and an outdoor patio, he said. than pizza." "I'm not entering a saturated market," he said. 0 - Freshrnan Kirsten Hansen U.S Deper1ment ol Trentportallon "My re taurant will be truly different than others on Main Street. There's no place like it .'' Leon Barnett, general manager of Klondike Kate . that Main Street is becoming overcrowded . . aid a new re tauranl is good news for Main Street. Fre hman Daniel Servu said he think the "More restaurants mean more people will come to restaurant will add a new fl avor to Main Street, but is Main Street," he aid. "and it will bring a more concerned that a new business will create more el i verse g 01.1p of pal rons.'' probl ems with pa,rk ing,

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/ M arch 10,2000 . THE REVlEW • All Presidential hopeful Interest Meetings Used-tire visits the university proposal London, Fall 2000 conlinued from A I resources." Nader March 2, 2000 A si d e fro m f un ding. between the booming econo my and the majority o f Nader said, another str uggle he will face in the Purnell 229 workers." he said. " Forbes Magazine's list of the c o ming mo nt hs is t hat he will be una ble to goes flat 4:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. 400 wealthie l people showed their income grew participate in debates with other candidates. by $930 million each over the last two years.'' " The deba te c o m m ittee s ays yo u need 15 He acknowledged the fig ht to push the Green percent of the vo le before you can debate," he Party" platform and ideology would not be easy. March 14, 2000 sa id. "They wo n' t reco gnize you u ntil you've BY ADAM CALT UNA " W e mig ht be figh ting uphill, but if we get succeeded. Staff Reporter Purnell 229 there, we' ll have something lasting," Nader said. "It's like the chicken and the egg." The City of Newark' s Co nservation 4:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. He a lso said bec a use corpo rations c o ntro l As a result, Nader said , he will need to rely on Advisory C o mmission unanimo us ly expectatio n levels, they a re lo we ring the m so all his supporters, especially students, to become agreed tha t a pro p osa l t o u tilize people will expect less. acti ve. asphalt made of o ld tires is currently For More Info Contact: ·'If expectatio ns would go up , people would Citing e nviro nme nta l probl ems in southe rn too financially risky. Jeffrey Miller demand mo re." he said. Del aware pertaining to the abundance o f chicken The pro posal , c onsid e re d at 405 Purnell Setting high goals himsel f, N ader said he plans waste polluting the region, he said, students have Tuesday's meeting, suggested using 831-1911 t o have his n a me o n every s late's ba l lot by millerj@ be. udel.edu pl enty o f causes for whic h to fight. r ub berized asphalt to r e p ai r and November. He also hopes to raise $5 mil lion for " Yo u should start a nother gro up here to deal restore 63 miles of road in Newark. his campaign. wi th that," Nader said. "Call it Students Against The plan would have had positive He s aid his plan f o r building s uppo rt i s Chi cken Shit." envi ro nmental impacts , but negative complete ly reliant on his supporters because the Nader" s speech was sponsored by a number of f inancial impacts on the city, CAC c a mpa ig n will only accept indi vidu al cam p us g ro ups, inc luding Students for the offici als said. contributions. E n viro nmen t a nd th e Stude nt L abor Actio n Rich LaPointe, a spokesman for the " If we can get I million people to raise $ 100 Co mmittee. Department of Public Works , said the p e r y ear,'· he said, "that w ill g i ve us the price o f the specialized m achinery GNC Live Well~· m akes the pro ject p ro hibitively expensive - at least double the cost General Nutrition Center/ ELI offers night courses of traditional asphalt. LaPointe said this plan would only be a ffo rda ble i f the sta le made i t a r------~ BY CHRIS EMANUELLI interact in society," he said. part o f its annual resurfacing projects. : 20% ·OFF : Staff Reporter The Institute had been receiving phone calls "T he o nly way the city would be The English Language Institute began teaching from people in the loc a l area requesting nig ht able to put together a cost-effective I cotJPO~ I English as a Second Language classes at night for classes, Stevens said. program in the use of this product is 1 "N° ~\ W/College I.D. I the first time in I I years Tuesday, offi cials said. "Our mi ssion as a unit of the university is to by pig gybac king on De iDOT w hen While many ELI students come from overseas, meet the needs of the community at large," he said. they get to this point," he said. ; \lf-0: on a .-egular basis. ·; this I 0-week class was designed to accommodate "The community was expressing that need, so In additio n to the cost, LaPo inte people in the local area, said Scott Stevens, director we're responding." said. the Department of Water Works I Not valid with other offers or discounts or for purchases of I of the Institute. Stevens s aid the 20 c lasse s a re meeting and DeiDOT are concerned about the I GNC Gold Card. Valid only at GNC·eonege Square, Newark, DE I These people include recent immigrants who Tuesdays and Thursdays thro ugh May 19 and cost durability of the rubberized asphalt. work during the day, spouses busy with childcare $400. "There is not enough research out ·------~~------~ and those who cannot afford the longer, more " W e wanted in particu lar for the immigrant t here to verify the life cycle cos t Ir------~------~ intensive classes. population to be able to afford this course," he analysis of this material, according to 'There are a number o f recent immigrants who said. the Federal Highway Association," he I SO% OFF I are wo rking blue-collar j obs who can' t take off Stevens said 15 students have registered for the said. I I during the day," he said. classes. and officials are pleased with that number. Another concern of the commission .I buy one, get .. the I Stevens said the class was created in response to Enrollment could double next semester, he said. was to get full support for an annual I I changes in the state's population. Fred ericke Gro llitsch, who is te ac hi ng the city clean-up day o n Saturday, April .I "What's happened in the recent years is that the c lasses, said the course will cover both the I. second one half off. I demographics of Delaware have changed mechanics of speaking English as well as formally Chairman Steven Dente! said the I ON.ANY GNC NAJWE BRAND PRODUCT. I profoundly,'· he said. introducing students·to American culture. c o m m issio n apprec iates past The influx o f internatio nal corpo ratio ns to Grollitsch said the evening c lasses are not as assistance from uni vers ity students I Not vaiid with-other offers or diKOUnts or for purcllase of GNC Gold Card. I Delaware has increased the number of immigrants, intensive as day c lasses but will provide students and looks forward to their continued ~.-_1!1!11!1111!11!.._-- . ------1 Stevens said. with what they ne ed to s ucceed in a business support. "There's a greater diversifying of the Delaware environment. Altho ug h the clean-up day falls * 20% College discount is valid with 50% off buy one , population,'· he said. "At the bottom of it all, they "They' ll basica lly be more competent wi th duri ng Spring Brea k , he s a id , he gel the second one half off on any GNC name brand product need to be able to communicate effectively in order vocabulary and grammar," she said. ho pes the students who remain near ~TANNI NG SALON to survive in their positions in our communities." Groll itsch said teaching ELI students presents campus w ill co nside r le nding their General Nutrition Center Stevens said the ability to speak English fl uently unique challenges not encountered with other support during the break from c lass ~MARCH 1st!-._\ Col=ge Square Shopphg Center• Nevvarl<, CE can help immigrants to get promoted in their classes. acti vities. 266-6811 companies. 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j A12 March I 0. 2000 __ itoria The right to date Bob J ones University in date someo n e. I t's absolute ly MY fA~ENTS SAID Greenvil le. S.C .. announced o n rid iculous. l'f'S DKft.'V iU M o nday that it will drop its ban While it is not illegal for this on interracial dating as lo ng as private institution- which does HOLJ) t-fANDS. s tude nts produce a no t e from not rece ive fe dera l aid -to their parents. make thi s policy. i t is not This po licy infriges on st u­ healt hy fo r society. dent"s d ating rights. College is a p lace to learn By Bo b Jones Ill, the chool's a nd grow, n o t a place for t he preside nt , mak- admi nis tration to Ing this act li ke parents of announcement. its students. h e i promot­ Review This: A nd that is ing stereotypes Bob Jones Univer­ exactly what B ob about inte r­ Jo nes Univers it y rac i a l dating sity is infringing on is doing. and underesti­ the rights of its T he BJ U stu- mating the dents n eed t o maturi ty level students by placing open their eyes. o f hi s unde r­ restrictions on T hey s hou ld 0vr;, u.luat e~ . fight for the right T hese peo­ their dating t o m a k e th e ir ple are college own dec i sion s s tudents , n o t preferences. about their dating high- sc h oo l preferences. kid ·. T hey are If they continue mature and responsible adults. It ro live in th e bubble of th ei r uni­ is a ludicrous thought for the m versity, they will never be able to have mommy or daddy sign a to function in the real world. not givi ng them permission to And that is a tragedy in itself.

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Gas is expensive, a nd the If you need to drive off cam­ prices are rising. This we all pus, fine, but if you are d riving know. to your c lasses from an apart­ Yet we continue to spend the me nt off-campus or even from money o n gas every day. And your residence hall, use another THE REVIEW I Selena Kang for what? To get back and forth form of transportati on. to class? Take the university b us. It's A ll of u car owners are free. i t runs every 15 minutes responsible fo r this inexcusable and yo u don' t have to b uy gas lazi ness. for it. Or if you nee d to leave · Letters to the Editor Students getting up in the morning and campus, take While I'm not an African American, Epsilon Pi fraternity is found not guilty to make people's lives better. don "t want to DART. I t m ig ht Public Safety does not I still take this personally because I of fai lure to comply? It is just that the traditional Republi­ walk or wait Review TIE not be the most have grown up with this type of music I thought this paper could do better can wants to better, or at least preserve. • for the bu to comfo rtable ride, need to carry guns and the people who create it. The peo­ with a front page than that. the lives of the white. male aristocracy. Instead of spending but for a small fee f ina ll y ro ll Two-thirds of the opinion page in ple who write these songs and lyrics Those are the types of stories you The true difference, therefore, is that a : yo u can ride around. money you the Feb. 29 issue of The Review is don' t do it to cause trouble. They do it should reserve for the third, maybe democrat (note the lowercase) work • around the quaint It's o much about the acquittal of the four New because that is how they have li ved, even fourth page of this paper. toward social equality. · easier to hop in don't have on state of Delaware. York City cops for shooting an inno­ and that is what they have been through Other than the Greek situation. l But I dare go further and say that : a car and uri ve And yo u d o n ' t over-priced gas, use cent man, and the front page is still growing up. While I do agree that the think The Review does a fine job. fundamental ideology is the only dif- ; have to buy gas the ha lf-m ile to talking about University Police carry­ idea of killing police isn' t needed these But why can't The Review put Ference. Otherwise, the two panies are · another form of for it, e ither. c lass. ing guns. days, the thought of drug-dealing and somethi ng meaningful on the front indistinguishable. Each party sling : ~> rr - you rea ll y · But d oes ·it Yes, please give the campus -cops sex-is a well-disputed topic. page, rather than o ur deteriorating mud at the other as shamelessly as each ' . 'transportatio"Q ·-·. ·" want t o se-e th e really bring a · guns. Newark is often thought of as But ifBacolo is going to bash artists greek system? candidate withi n each party does the ~ s mile to yo ur like your feet. sights of Newark, the little Bronx - there are many mur­ about their lyrics and their content, he same during any given campaign. take a ride on the fa<.:e? W a iting ders here. can't just talk about hip-hop because John Przybylek How appropriate that they choo e : in traffic to get U nic ity b u s. The cops definitly need firearms for there are groups, such as Rage Against Sophomore the donkey (an ass) and the elephant (a ; to you r class is not fun at a ll. Again. it 's fr ee and, did we men­ breaking up keggers. Oh, wait ... no the Machine, whi ch talk about Com­ johndmb@ udel. ed11 wrinkled and sluggish brute) as repre- ; Students get in th e way of tion that you don't have to buy they don' t. They bust people for alco­ munist and drug issues. sentatives of their respective parties. • crowded crosswalks, and by the any gas fo r it? hol and noise violati ons and an occa­ I don't see how Bacolo could have Gun control issues are I wonder how much progres could : time you get to c lass, you're so I f you have a bi ke - ride it. sional fistfight. Not gunfight. fistfi ght. released an article such as this one and be made if our political leader would : irrit ated by the drive the re that R o llerblades been co ll ecting I can't wait for the night when I reach nor thought that it would have insulted larger than column stop labeling their opposition in blanket : there is no way you' re going to dust? Use them. If you could use for my wallet with my ID and get shot people. I have recognized that this suggested terms. con<.:e ntrate. some exercise, walk to class. It at 41 times by Public Safety. campus isn' t as diverse as others, but I Or perhaps if they are going to : H ere's a s mart piece of won' t kill you. As for their reasons to have guns, still don' t think that is a reason for him resort to name-calling, they should : advice: Don ' t u se your car However, gas prices might. what good would guns have done for to release such trash. This letter is in response to Hide revert to "nerd" and "poopie pants," so ; unneeessari ly . the five aggravated assualts in the resi­ If there was someone who wrote Anazawa's column in the March 7 as to attract the lay public who tune out • dence halls and the reported robberies? about the Dave Matthews Band, the issue of The Review. when they hear the labels spendthrift : Where were the cops without guns? Grateful Dead and other crap like that, I believe that the author's targeting and ult ra-conservative, which are : Probably ticketing my car. I ' m sure he would n' t have written of guns as the main ource of Ameri­ equally empty and shallow. , W ere they going to shoot the about that. ca's many ills is dim-witted. So, I encourage Mayrack and the • assaulters and robbers? Good plan. I don' t think that just because Baco­ When faced with such a dilemma, I other natural-born leaders out there to : WHERE TO WRITE: With a wopping 3.4 percent of students lo said "I have been with it for more don' t believe that omeone can target put aside labeling and to drop party : who have guns at school, I don't see a than a decade and feel I have had one facet of the problem. Instead. you lines. It is you who can set an example : The Review problem. enough exposure to legitimize my have to take into account the broader to those of us who categorize and gen- : 250 Perkins Student Center Anyhow, they never say what kind words on this page," allows him or The scope of things. eralize, be it based on political ideology • of guns. A person carrying a hunti ng Review to publish such garbage. Yes. gun-related violence ha~ been or race or religion. ' Newark, DE 19716 rifle is going to be noticed right away. I don't believe that this kid has spent on the rise, but so has teen pregnancy, And for those who are followers. ; Fax: 302-831-1396 Also, how many kids who carry these his " more than a decade" listening to homelessness, unemployment and drug that's OK. too. Although your voice • may not be heard. each individual vote : E-mail: [email protected] or freek~udel.edu guns own them? Or do they just have tllis music in an inner city. abuse. them? Please dear God, I feel Therefore, he doesn't know, nor does 1l1ere must be a connection some- surely is. ' he und-erstand, where these artist come where. In fact. there is - the great . The ~pinion!EditC?rial pages are an open forum for p ublic debate and safe walking around campus at night. B ut voter. beware! Kno w the • discussiOn. The Review welcomes responses from its readers. For veri­ Don' t ruin it by arming the cops. up with their lyrics. moral debate rages on. We are far issues. Test the validity of the candi- : fication purpo ~es, _ please include a daytime telephone number with all I fee l as if there should be an apolo­ from living in a so-called "gun soci­ dates. And refuse to vote party line. for letters. The editonal staff reserves the ri ght to edit aJI submissions. Let­ JeffDa vis gy written to the readers to whom this ety." voting Democrat or Republican is no ters and columns represent the ideas and belie fs of the authors and Sophomore article has in u It ed. Instead, we are ubmerged in what less limiting than voting white man or should not be taken as representali ve of The Review. bubbernaut@ hotnzail.com should be dubbed an '·immoral soci­ black woman. Nick Horvazh ety." 1 encourage everyone to make hi Freshman This nation is beyond help. Un less voice known. And if you are disgusted It's neither real nor genius1 0@ aof. com this nation's youth opens its eyes wide by pany faction as I am, let your repre­ right, and The Review enough to see its future and long sentatives and leade·rs know. Keep the Greeks in the enough between drinks. I can't see owes its readers an much of a correction in the flow of this Dan Dries apology back of the paper society. Senior As a result. l think I would rather sit [email protected] I'm JUSt wntmg on behalf of a con­ m an economics lecture for three hours Advertisin2 Policy for Classified and T hro ug h my years of going to siderable amount of people who are fed than watch this society unravel. In the March 7 issue of The school, I have learned the important up with the front page of The Review. Review, The Review Display Ads: issues such as freedom of speech and I' ve been going here for a good two L£111ce Lavelle reported that certain years now, and well, I'm pretty fed up Freshman of the press. I haven't ever learned that fraternities lost their social one person could insult another by talk­ with all of this Greek bullshit on the /lavelle@ udel.edu The Review reserves the right to refuse any ads that are of front page. privileges because of their an improper or inappropriate time, place and manner. The ing about something they don "t even know about. Have you checked the Greek figures Brenda Mayrack's five-star standing. As of the ideas and opinions of advertisements appearing in this pub­ I'm refening to the Feb. 29 media at thi s school lately? If you have not, quote needs revision spring of 2000, no lication are not necessarily those of the Review staff or the darling. "Keeping it real or keeping it let me enlighten you. Approximately Interfraternity Council university. Questions, comments or input may be directed to right." I don' t see how if one person I 0 percent of the students who attend this fine state university are Greek, chapters have had their the advertising department at The Review. listens to a certain type of music, they I would like to applaud Bre nda social privileges removed have the right to critique it. which leaves 90 percent independent. Mayrack in reference to her po li tical Speaking for all the people that It also means that 90 percent of us q uip in the M arc h 3 issue of The due to the five-star attend this campus from inner cities, I could give a lick if you print something Review. evaluations. found Adrian Bacolo's column to be that has to do with the Greek system. I However, I would also like to refine The Review regrets very offensive. mean seriously, who cares if the Alpha her words. For Republicans, too, want this error.

Copy Dt:-sk Chief: City News Editors: Managing News Editors Eric J.S. Townsend Entertairunent Editors: Carla Correa Jen Lemos Editor in Chief: Liz. Johnson Lina Hashem Steve Rubenstein Heather Garlich Clarke Speicher Susan Stock Editorial Editors: NationaUState ews Editors: April Capochino Cory Penn Fealllres Editors: Andrea N. Boyle John Yocca Managing Mosaic Editors: Shaun Gallagher Ben Penserga Mike Bederka Maria Da1 Pan Photography Editor: Student Affairs Editors: Executive Editor: Brian Callaway Mike Louie Administrative News Editors: Adrian Bacolo Jenna R. Por1noy Managing Sports Editors: Stephanie Denis Paul Mathews Domenico Montanaro Matthew Steinmetz Art/Graphics Editors: Sports Editors: Selena Kang Deji Olagunju Mike Lewis Rob Niedzwiecki

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Ga:-. i;. ex pcn,i' c. and 1 he If you need to dri\'c otT cam­ pnce;. arc rt:-.tng. Th is \\e a ll pu~. fine. but if you arc d riving 1-. ntl\\. to yo ur da~scs from an apart­ Yet \\ C t:ontinue to :-.pend the me 11l off-campu s or even from THE Rt · \ 'tL\\'/ Scleno Kong muncy on ga;. C\ cry Jay . And your rcsident:e hall, usc another fo r ''hat? To get hack and forth fo rm of transportation. to cia:-..·> Take the uni vc r ~ it y bus. It' · All o f us car O \\ nc rs a rc free . it runs every 15 minutes rc,ponsihlc !"o r th i;. ine.\l'U:-.ahlc a nd )OU don' t have to buy gas Ia ; inc;.;. . I or it. Or i yo u need to leave · Letters to the Editor tudcnts getting up in the r mo rntng and campu s . take While I'm not an African American. Epsilon Pi fratemit y is found not guilty to make people· ~ lives better. tlon·t \\ant to DART. It might Public Safety does not l sti II take this personal! y because I of fai lure to comply'1 It is just that the traditional Republi­ wall-. or wai t Review ThE no t be the mo t have grown up with this type of music I thought this paper t:nuld do bcuer can want to better. or at least pre cr.·e. for the bus to Instead of spending comfortable ride, need to carry guns and the people who create it. The peo­ with a front page than that. the li ves of the '' hite. male ariolt)CraC). fina ll y roll but for a small fee Two-thirds of the opinion page in ple who wti tc th e c ong and lyric Tho c are the types of toric you 1l1e true di fference. therefore. is that a around. you t.:an ritle money you the Feb. 29 is uc of The Review i~ don't do it to cause trouble. They d it should reserve for the third. maybe democrat (note the lowcrt.:a),e) works around th e quaint It's so much about the acq uitt al of the four New because that is how they have li ved. e\'Cil fourth page of this paper. toward social equality. don't have on state of Delaware. ea~ie r to hop in York City cops for hooting an inno­ and that is what they have been through Other th :ln th e Greek situation. I But I dare go further anti sa) that And yo u d o n't a car and drive over-priced gas, use cent man . and the front page is still growing up. While I do agree that the think The Review docs a fin job. fundamental ideolng) 1s the onl~ dif­ the ha lf-mile to another form of have 10 buy gas talking about University Police carry­ idea of kil ling police isn·t needed these But why can't The Review put ference. Otherwi ·c. the l\\'0 parties arc c ia;.<,. for it , either. ing guns. day . the thought of drug-dealing and omething mcan1ngfu l n the front indistingui hablc. Each party slings But doc~ it If you re all y sex i ::t we ll-disputed topi c. page. rather th an our deteriorating mud at the other as hamelessly :.L'- ca..:h transportation - Yc ~ . pt..:.1~c gi' c the campus cops wan t to ~ee the really hnng a guns. Newark is often thought of a~ But if Bawlo is going to bash arti st greek y tem? candidate within each part) docs th e • sights of Newark , ~mile to your like your feet. the lillie Bronx - there are many mur­ about the ir lyrics and their conlent. he same dunng any gi\Cn campaign. face ? W ai ting take a ri de on the der here. can't just talk about hip-hop because John Pr:::ybylef.: Ho'' appropriate that they chom,e in traffic to get Unit:ity b us . The cop · dcfinitl y need firearms for there are groups. such as Rage Against Sophomore the donkey (an ass) and the elephant Ca to ) our da;.;. is not fu n at all . Again. it's free and. diu we men­ breaki ng up keggcr . Oh. \\'ail ... no the Machine. which wlk about Com­ jolmdnrb @udel.edii \Hink led and sl u gg i ~h brute) as repre­ SIll d C n t;. gel in the \\ a y 0 f ti on that you don· l have to buy they don't. They bu 1 people for alco­ muni t and drug i sues. sentatives of their respecti\'C parties. t:rO\\UCd crmswalks. and by the any gas for it? hol and noi e violations and an occa­ I don't . cc how Bacolo could have Gun control issues are I \\'Onder how much progre-.s could time you get to t:l a~s. you· rc ~o If you have a bike- ride it. sional fistfight. Not gunfight. fi. tfight. released an article such as this one and be made if our political leader' would irritated by th e: drive there that Rol lerb ladcs bee n collcl'ling l can't wait lor the night when I reach not thought that it would have insulted larger than column ·top labeling their opposition in blanket the re i> no \\'ay you· rc going to dust? Usc them. If you co uld usc fur my wallet with my ID and get shot people. I have recognized that this suggested tCil11S. t:ont.:ent ratc. some exercise, wa lk to class. It at 4 I times by Public Safety. campus isn ·t diverse as others. but I Or pcrhap if th ey arc going to He re 's a ~mart picce o f \\0!1' 1 kill )OU . A for their reasons to have guns. sti ll don.t think that is a reason for him re. on to name-callin g. the; should ad\·tcc: Don't u;.c )OUr car However. gas prices might. what good would guns have done for to release ut:h trash. This Iener is in rc~po n s e to Hi de revert to "nerd.. and "poopic pants:· so . unncccssari I) . the five aggravated a ualt in the re. i­ If there was someone who wrote Anazawa·s colum n in the l\1 arch 7 a!. to attract the Ia;. publ ic who tune out dence halls and the reported robberies·) about the Dave Mallhew Band. the issue of The Review. ''hen tiJe) hear the laheb spendthri rt 1 believe that the author'; targeting and ult ra-conservative. whit.:h arc Where were the cop~ '' ithout guns'1 Grateful Dead and other crap like that. Probably Licketing my t:ar. I'm sure he wouldn' t ha \'e wri tten of gun. as the main source of Ameti­ equally empty and ~ h a llow . Were they goi ng to s hoot the about that. t:a· many ills i dim-\\'illcd. So. I encourage Ma) rae I-. and the · When faced with such a dik:mma. I other natural-hom leader· out there to . as aulter and robber ·1 Good pl an. l don·t think that just hccau ~c Baco­ With a wopping 3.-t percent of student · lo . ai d .. I have been with it for more don't believe that :-.omennc can target put aside labeling and to drop pan: WHERE TO WRITE: line~. It is you \\!mean ;.et an C\atnple : who have guns at st:hoo l. I don ·l ~ee a than a decade and fee l I have had one face t of the problem. ln;.tead. you The Review problem. enough expo ure to legitimi ze my have to take imo account the broader to those of us '' ho categmit.c and gen- . Anyhow. they never say what kind \\'Ord on this page:· allo\ s him or The scope of thing .. cralizc. he it based on political ideology 250 Perkins Student Center or r.:t cor religion. of gun . , \ pc r~o n can; ing a hunting Review to publish such garbage. Yes. gun-related violence ha' been Newark, DE 19716 rifle is going to be noticed right away. I don't belie\'C that this kid has spelll on the ri e. but so has teen pregnancy. And for tho ·e wh o are fo li o'' r~ . Fax: 302-831-1396 Also. how many kid who cany these hi · .. more than a decade·· li stenin g to homelessness. unempl oymcm and drug that· s OK. too. Although your \Oi..:c • abu e. ma) not be heard. each intli\ idual 'Ole E-mail: [email protected] or freek~udel.edu guns own them'! Or do they just have this mu. ic in an inner ci ty. them? Please dear God. I feel Therefore. he doc n·t know. nor doc. 1l1cre mu 1 b" a connecti on ;omc­ surel;. is. he und.er~tand. where the e arti t come where. In fact. there IS - the great . The I

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Sussex and Kent counties are definitely to the ing me to get back in the Delorean so that I The water at the beach is sort of a murky that it is the arrival point for any and all Paul south of New Castle Cou nty. could return to the present. brown color that has a certain magical quality corpses tran ported by the Air Force to the Mathews Good, we've got that out of the way - Then there's the beach. Good fo r you' to it - it makes your fee t disappear al most East Coast. now what about "slower''? Thi s seems to be Really, it 's quite an accompli shment to be immediately after im mersing them. Isn't that special? Thugsley's the offending term. blessed by geography. Normally I'd say, "No problem, at least The state government is located in Dover, Aside from the semi-yearly game of "Ri ng The Del\ware beaches are unimpressive I'm not in Jersey." Except there are problems and that means one thi ng: it is, for the most Thoughts Aroun d the Rosy" provided by NASCAR, by almost any standards. Granted. they lack - they are called jellyfish. pan, inaccessible to most of the state's resi­ very few things down there seem to move at the hypodermic needles characteristic of New They would n't be so bad if you could see dents. all. York beaches, but they are not altogether a them and possibl y avoid them. This is impos­ NASCAR - hmmmm, enough said. There are a lot of students at this school There are the same attractions as always: treat for the senses. sible though, due to the vegetable beef soup So what does the southern part of the state fro m a region often described as "Slower­ the i

my old teachers and a large chunk of the Jen members of my graduati ng class ... Lemos :\ . 1f; ! i 'm ~m Sol./1liE!IJN Need I go on? \ • OE"L. .+ WA~ lltW'612£ WE:- There is noth ing wrong with Sussex IJA. V~ AU... to :(\ 7 A!!d, by the same token, if you cut down And I do not, by any means, own a trac­ abo ut t he ~ our county, do we not have the ri ght to get tor. location of my po ultry just a li ttle pissed off? Strange admissions, I know, but anyone hometown . '-~'Oes plant, an d I love my downstate home. It was a who has grown up in Sussex County knows But everyone has '((\e'O- see a sky full wonderful place to grow up and the site of exactly what I' m talking about. something smart to say. of brilliant. stars? people..and memories I will always cherish. T-here's a stigma attached to the location Classmates, ·co-work - ' There are qui te a few It 's like any oth er part of any state you' ll that no one escapes. ers, professors - eve ryone not r9a\\~ benefits to growi ng up in the ever visit -:- full of intelligent, sympathetic Whenever I meet new people, the con- seems to think his joke about poultry kinds of communit ies you find down­ people trying to make what they can out of ve rsation is invariably the same: products or cornfields is something won­ 1' m ti red of hearing the complai nts state, and that's why I get a little tense life and enjoy themselves at the same time. Them: "Where are you from?" derfully witty to share. about downstate. Certainly no one com­ when someone trashes my county. So the nex t time you make a trip to the Me: "Georgetown, Delaware." It's not. plains during the mass summer swarm to And the onl y thing that makes me even beach during the summer, remember that Them: "Uh, where's that?" It is, however, rude to people who aren't our beaches, which, I mi ght point out, more li vid is hearing about the reportedly there are locals down there who have Me: "It's in southern Delaware." ashamed of their downstate hometown. makes Rehoboth traffic about as convolut­ low levels of intelligence that Sussex brains and thoughts and feelings too. Them (with a sympatheti c yet conde­ I' II be the first to admit it - George­ ed as Newark. County breeds. Hey, you may even try talking to one. scending look away): "Ohhhh ... you're . town, right at th e heart of southe rn On a good day, you can drive for miles I don't enjoy the comments about farm­ You might surprise yourself and meet a from downstate? Well, that's nice.'' Delaware, is my home, and I love it. and nor meet another car, enjoying scenery ers or poultry workers, as there is nothing new friend. It certainly is. Now, my question to anyone who has of forests, fields and meadows. Who can wrong with either occupation. Just don't let th e chi ckens scare you And let's not even get started on the ever doubted the worth of a "downstater" say the same about Newark? They feed us -that's good enough for away. subject of my tenth-grade stay at the uni ­ - what the hell is wrong with Sussex Downstate schools are small enough to me. versity for Governor's School. County? know almost everyone. Some towns are And, as far as intelligence goes, I've met With a few minor exceptions, the divi­ Yes, its geographic location might be a even like that. quite a few downstaters who rank fairly len Lemos is a city news editor for Th e sions were usually the same - upstate little too close for comfort to the back hi ll s And, if you know where to look, you high - my parents, for exampl e, who are Review. She may not know how to pluck a people hit it off with other "upstaters," and ofWest Virginia. can even find some culture - my high quite possibly the most intelligent people I chicken, but did she memion her extensive us hicks from downstate stuck together, There isn' t a thri ving metropolis to be school theater troupe being one shining know. knowledge of crop dustin g? E-mail com­ too. seen, and chickens do tend to outrank example. Then, to add to the aptitude list, we have ments or downstate stories to Now, as a freshman in college, I find humans on the population scale. So what? Besides, isn' t it nice to walk outside at the other members of my family, my jenlemos@ udel.edu. that things are mostly di fferent. Not too night, provided you don' t li ve alongside a incredible th eater instructor and many of many people profess to care one way or

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Quit the bickering and help revive America's innocence instead because-I-took-a-turn-to-fast-riding-my-bike kid, the extent, there's the guilt factor with attacking someone walk away. only thing I had to worry about was what G.I. Joe fi gure I you know. Sure, there mi ght be whispers about how you "got Ben was going to get for my birthday. It'd probably go down something li ke this. punked-down" or "wussed-out," but would you rather Penserga Now, my concerns weigh more heavily on whether "I need some money," the would-be assai lant says. have that image or one of the other possible endings if this could be the night that I'll be jacked on my journey 'T II j ust ro ll the next guy I come across.'' you do fight - the "I-got-my-ass-whupped" campus­ My Way back from The Review. He waits for his quarry, then jumps out from behind a goer. When I was in elementary school, there wasn't really a dumpster. All of the sudden, he reali zes something .. My fi nal step is the basi s for my first two- be nice to need to be politically correct, because regardless of color "Oh man, that's Joe," he laments. "I can' t rob him . In each other. there was something understood - we were always fact, I owe him money"' It's not a hard concept. The world's been troubling me lately. friends. Vo ila! Another potential crime adverted. A smile here. A "please" and "thank you" there. Keep­ There's been so much negativity surrounding us. Now I must watch every word I say to avoid being Knowing everyone's name is the perfect segueway to ing a promise to someone. The Diallo murder trial. offensive. my next step - mandatory manners classes. The world changes when you do. The schoolyard shooting of a 6-year-old in Mi ch. by What can we do as a who le to fix the world to the It seems like another miniscule detail in th e grand It might be very slow and subtle at first, but eventual- another 6-year-o ld. point where the first news on the television isn' t bad? scheme of things, but it does make a di fference. ly, the wheels will tum . The John Rocker/Marty McSorley/Ray Lewi s/Rae I propose a couple of steps to ensure that the world Many fi ghts at parties and on the street deri ve from a Understanding goes a long way. Carruth problems. doesn' t go down the toilet. sim ple mi sun derstandi ng or accident. Namely, the inad­ Otherwise, it's back to the wishing well for me. The cancellation of "Cats." The first item on the list - nametags for everyone. vertent bumping of bodies or scuffling .of shoes. Wishing I played with G.I. Joes again. Bad times seem to be coming in droves. Though it might have been a joke on "Seinfeld," the These types of altercations usuall y begin wi th the Wishi ng I had my Transformers t-shirt again. What's going on? idea itself still merits some consideration. same line, "What, you' re not going to apologize for Wishing the world was still simple again. Why is it that now th at I' m getting olde r, all these It might not sound like the toughest law, but, if imple­ bumping me/spilling my drink/scuffi ng my Pu mas/hook­ crappy things are happeni ng? Or is it I'm just now notic­ mented, it could reduce a small amount of crime. And a ing up with my boyfriend or girl friend ?" ing them all ? little is a lot, right? Here's where the manners part comes into play. Ben Penserga is a features editor for The Review. His When I was a small, camouflage-weari ng, candy-eat­ How would it work? Well , it would make it harder for Apo logize. Be the bigger person in the room . hugs are free, but kisses are charged on a sliding scale. ing, cartoon-watching, scrape-my-knees-on-the-asphalt- people to jump out and rob someone, because to some Whether they're wrong or right, say you' re sorry and Send comments [email protected].

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Sussex and Kent counties arc dclinitcly to th e ing m..: t1l get back in the Di.:lor..:a n so that I Th<.: wa1er at Ihc beach i~ ::.on or a murky that it is th e arrival porn! for any and all Paul south of Ne\\" Castle Cou!lly. coul d r..:turn to the prc -, crll. brown color that h a.~ a cenain magical qualit} corpses tramportcd by the Air Forc.:e to the Mathews Good. wc" ve got that out of th e way ­ Then there·, the beach. Good for )Ou 1 to it - it make~ your feet di ~appcar a lmo~ t East Coast. now what about ··slower··') This seem to be Really. it" ' quite an accomplishment to he immediately after immer ·ing them. lsn "t that ~pcci aP Thugsley's the offending tcnn. blessed by geography. Normally l"d say. ··No problem. at least The state government is located in Dover. Aside fro';n the semi-yearly game of ""R ing Thoughts The Del· ware beach..:' arc un impressive l"m not in Jcr.cy:· Except there are problem and that means one thin!!: it is. for the mo t Around the Rosy"" provided by NASCAR. hy alm ost any ~tan dards. Granted. they lack - they arc called jellyfish. pan. inaccessible to rn a~ of the state· s resi­ very few things down there seem to move at the hypodern1i c needles charactcri , tic of ew Th..:y wouldn "t be so bad if you could sec dent . all. York hcache,. hut thn ;ir..: not altogether a them and po. >ihly avoid them. Thi. is irnpo.­ ASCAR - hmmrnm. enough said. There arc a Jut nf students at this school There are the same attractions as always: treat for the se nse . . ~ sihlc though. due to the vegetable beef soup So what docs the . out hem part of the state from a region o ft en described as ""Slower­ the beach. the capital. NASCAR and my Delaware beaches have thi ~ ~me II . lt" s not called ocean water. have to offer? Lower"· Delaware. favorite. the State Fair. a good smell. l imagine it i> a mel! not dis­ Then thcre·s the capital. Dover (let me One word -chicken\. They would have yo u believe that this i' a Have you been to the State Fair'? simi lar to th at of··Bring Out Your Dead Day"· give you a momem to cat ch yo ur breat h - I ! like chickens. Chi ken arc not inherently mi ~ nom er or a term of endearment. But as Wow - it" like a ccnc from ··charlotte· during the time of the Plague. know how exciting it can be). bad. The problem wit h these chickens is ... an) sane individual can clearly sec. it is mere­ Web:· l"m walking around lookrng There is an Air Force Base. govcmrnent well. I guc s it's the mel !. . !) a descriptive tem1. for Zuckennan·s Famous Pig. It"s • ken bu il d in g~. an agricultural muse um and lit- Dri ving down to the beach. you arc violat­ The tandem of Kent and Sussex counties absolute ly frightening. [ cn\C tle else ed hy this awful stench. an odor that make> rue responsible for the majority of derogatory wou ldn ·t he surpri sed to T he one i ntcrcst i n~ th111g th e beach ·mel! almost tolerable. but not statements made about the State of Delaware. or about the Dover Arr quite. oc Doc Bcowo ""'- '0- ure. ew Castle County is not exactly a yo(J,. Force Base is The smell is quite si mply chicken . hit. and bu tl ing mctropoli - however. neither is it lots of it. the backward. backwoods. NASCAR-watch­ ot only docs this tangy treat offend the ing chi cken coop that the other two Delaware ~ en ·e . but it"s dangerous. Unprepared driver counties arc. 6~ could be incapacitated and veer off the road. Do you realiLe that thi ~ terrible twosome is J" m surprised yo u don"t hear about this olely respon ible for there being more hick­ :;sflf happening more often. ens than people in this stat c"1 00 You know wha t"7 I apologize. I've changed What about the traveling ci rcu of red­ my mind. Redneck ·. chicken hit and corpse · necks and hillbillies that accompany the -what more ·auld a person ask for? ASCAR circuit to Delaware a few time per Thank you to my ""slower-lower" neigh­ year·J I for o n.: am ht:ginning to wonder if ~ ~ bor in the south. You·\e given us ~o much . their fami ly trees have the appropriate forking •...::l quality. Paul Mmhe11·s is an adminisrraril'e news edi­ Let· examine the name ·· lower-lower"· ror ar The Reviell". He rhinks people ll"ho fora moment. don't ger sarcasm are rhe coolesr. end com­ Fir t of all. there can be no argument - ments to [email protected].

Ill) old teachers and a large c hunk of the Jen members of my graduating cia Lemos . H- ,· ! i 'm m«l Sol./"1f/EI2N Need [ go on'1 • ~LA-W A~ llrW~ 1/'J C­ The re is nothi ng wrong with Sussex UAVt: AU... tame token. if you cut down And [ do not. by any means. own a trac- {\ ~ our county. do we not have the ri ght to get to r. my ~~c~a~:~ : : ~hfc Cltoes pou ltry just a little pissed off? Strange admissions. I know. but anyone hometown. plant. and I love my downstate home. It wa a who has grown up in Sussex County kn ows But everyone has ff\e'O- sec a sky full wonderful place to grow up and th e site of exactly what I" m talking about. something smart to say of brilliant s t a rs'~ people and memori es I will alway. chc ri h. There· a sti gma attached to the locati on C lassmates. co-work- There are quite a few It" s like any other part of any state you "II th at no one escapes. e rs. pro fe ssor - everyone not rea\\~ benefits to growing up in the ever visit - full of inte lligent. sympathetic Whenever I meet new people. the con- seems to think hi s joke about poultry kinds or communities you find down­ people trying to make what they can out of versation is in variably the same: products or cornfields i someth ing won­ 1· m trrcd o l hearrng the complaints state, and that" s why I get a little tense life and enjoy themselves at the same time. Them: ··where arc you fro m '~ "' derfully witty to share. about downstate. Certainly no one com­ when . orneonc tra hes my count y. Me: ··Georgetown. Delaware:· l t"snot. So the next time you make a trip to the plains during the mass summer >wa rm to And the only thing that makes me even beach duri ng th e um mer, remember that Them: ··u h. where·s that'1"' It is. however. rude to people who aren · t o ur beaches. whic h. I mi ght point o ut. more livi d is hearing about the reportedly there are locals do wn there who have Me: ""It" s in outhern Delaware:· ashamed of their downstate hometown . makes Re hoboth traffic about as convolut ­ low levels o f intelli gence that Su sex brain and thought and feelings too. T he m (with a sympatheti c yet conde­ I'll be the first to admit it - George­ ed as Newark . County breed . Hey. you may even try talk ing to one. scending look away): '" Ohhhh .. . you· re town. ri g ht at the heart o f southe rn On a good day. you can drive for mi lcs I don·t enjoy the comment s about farm­ You might surprise yo urself and meet a from downstatc"7 Well. that' ni ce.·· Delaware. is my home, and I love it. and not meet another car. enjoying scenery ers or poultry work ers, as there is nothing new frie nd . It certainly is. Now. my question to anyone who has of forests. fi eld s and meadows. Who can wrong with either occupation. Just don·t let the chickens scare you A nd lct·s not even get started on the ever doubted the worth of a ·'downstater"" say the same about Newark·) They feed us - that· s good enough for away. subject of my temh-gradc stay at the uni­ - what th e hell is wro ng with Sussex Downstate schools arc small enough to me. versity for Governor' Sc hool. Count y"J know alm ost everyone. Some town arc And. as far as intelligence goes. r vc met With a fe w minor exceptions. th e divi­ Yes, its geographic locati on might be a even like th at. quite a few downstaters who rank fairly l en Lemos is a cin· ne11·s ediror for The ions were u ually the same - up tate little too close for comfort to the back hills And. if yo u know where to look. you hi gh - my parcms. fo r example. who arc people hit it off with other ··u pstaters:· and of West Virginia. Re1·ie11". She may not kiiOit" ho11 · to pluck a can even find some c ulture - my hi gh quite possibly the most intell igent people 1 chicken, bur did she menTion her exrensive u hi ck from down tate stuck together. T here isn' t a thriv in g metropolis to be schoo l theater troupe bein g one shining know. too. seen. and chickens d o tend to o utrank kn01vledge of crop dusting ? E-mail com­ example. Then. to add to the apti tude li st. we have ments or do 11 ·nsrare stories ro ow. as a freshma n in college. I find humans on th e population scale. Besides. isn' t it ni ce to walk outside at th e ot her members o f my fami ly. my jenlemos@ 11del.edr1. that things are mo tly different . Not too So what? ni ght. provided you don ·t li ve alongside a incredible theater instructor and many of many people profe s to care one way or

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Quit the bickering and help revive America's innocence instead becau e-1-took-a-turn -to-fast-ri ding-my-bikc kid. the extent. thcre·s the guilt factor with attacking someone walk away. only thing I had to worry about was what G.!. Joe figure I you know. Su re. there might be whispers about how you ··got Ben was going to get for my birthday. lt"d probably go down something like this. punked-down·· or ·· wu sed-out.·· but would you rather Penserga Tow. my concern s weigh more heavily on whe th er ·· t need ome money:· the wo ul d-be assailant say have that image or one of the other possible endings if th is could be the ni ght that ["II be jacked on my joumc) ·-r II just roll the next guy I come aero s:· yo u do fi ght - the '·J-got-my-as -whupped"" campu - My Way back from The Review. He wai ts for hi s quarry. then jumps out from behind a goer. When r was in elementary school. there wasn·t reall y a dumpster. All of th e sudden. he reali zes something. My final step is the basis for my fi r t two - be nice to need to be politi cally correct. because regard less of color ··o h man. that's Joe:· he laments. ··r can't rob him. In each other. th ere was o mething under toa d - we '' ere alway> fact. I owe him moneyr·· It· s not a hard concept. The world's been troubling me lately. fri end . Voi la 1 Another potenti al crime adverted. A smile here. A ··please·· and ··thank you·· there. Kccp­ There· s been so much negati vity surrounding us. Now I must watch every word l ay to avoid being Knowing everyone's name is the perfect scgueway to ing a promise to someone . The Diallo murder trial. offensive. my next step - ma ndatory manners clas cs. The world change when you do. The choolyard hooting of a 6-year-old in Mich. by What can we do a a whole to fix the world to the It seems li ke another miniscul e detai l in th e grand It mi ght be very slow and subtle at first, but eventual- anoth er 6-year-old. point where th e first news on the te levision isn·t bad"7 scheme of things. but it doc make a di fference. ly. the wheel wi ll tum. The John Rocker/Ma rt y McSorl ey/Ray Lewis/Rae I propose a couple of steps to en ure that th e world Many fights at parties and on the street derive from a Understanding goes a long way . Carruth problems. doesn't go down the toilet. simple mi understanding or accident. Namely. the inad­ Otherwise. it"s back to the wi. hing well for me. The cancell ation of ··cats:· The first item on the li st - nametags for everyone. vertent bumping of bodies or scuffling.of shoes. Wishing I played with G.I. Joes again. Bad times seem to be coming in droves. Though it mi ght have been a joke on ··seinfeld.'. the These types of a lt ercations usuall y begin wi th th e W i~ h i ng I had my Tran former t- hirt again. What" s going on? idea itself still merits some consideratio n. same line. "What. you're not going to apologize for Wishing the \\ Orld was still imple again. Why is it that now that r·m getting older. all th ese lt might not sound like the toughest law. but. if imple­ bumping me/spi lling my drink/scuffing my Pumas/hook­ crappy thin g~ arc happening) Or is it r m just now notic­ mented. it could reduce a mall amount of crime. And a ing up v..i th my boyfri end or girlfriend?"" ing them all ? little is a lot, ri ght? Here· s where th e manners pan comes int o play. Ben Penserga is a fearures ediror for The Rnieu·. His When l wa a small. camouflage-wearing. candy-eat­ How would it work? Well. it would make it harder for Apologize. Be the bigger person in the room. hugs are free. bw kisses are charged on a sliding scale. ing. cartoon-watching. crape-my-knees-on-the-asphalt - people to jump out and rob someone. becau ~c to omc Whether thcy·re wrong or right. say you"rc sorry and Send commenrs [email protected].

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An interview with the cast of "Upright Citizens Brigade" is as wacky (or wacko) as the comics

BY LEE BRESLOUER break in the order. "You can live without karma," Staff Reporter "Blondie would be chaos. The Besser said. '·One of your goddamn It's difficult to describe exactly Dixie Chicks are fake chaos." organs! " what kind of a show the ··upright On the topic of music, Besser Interviewing al l four members at Citizens Brigade'' presents. interjected to pose a question. once was difficult . Even the sim­ "It' a full-tilt thunder fuck," ·'This is a question to your read­ plest question started off a chain offered Matt Besser, one of the four ers," he said to me. "Which is a reaction of ri diculous stories, with members. cyborg? Britney Spears or Christina one group member picking up "Fucking fun nier than you, .. Ian Aguilera?" where an other left off. Roberts said to me after we had just When I answered that they both W hen I tried to lead them into met. were cyborgs, I wasn't aware o f the bashing other comedians by asking Described as New York City's kind of turn the conversation wou ld them who they thought wasn't funniest comedy troupe, the take. funn y, I found you can't lead them "Upright Citizens Brigade" (Amy "One is a robot, one's a cyborg," anywhere they don' t already want Poehler, Matt Walsh, Besser and Besser said. "We' ll tell you the to go. Roberts) entertain Comedy Central answer in next year's interview.·· "W hat's not funny?" Besser viewers every Monday night. asked. "Don't tell him! It' s a secret. The group recently opened a the­ Shhhhhhhh. Should we tell him? ater in the Chelsea district of New "If you want to Fi ne. Seven." York City, where their improv and Poehler told me exactly what was sketch comedy plays to fu ll houses see your momma on her mind. six days a week. " How much I fucked your But the term "sketch comedy" momma last night, .. she said. "That doesn' t quite capture the kind of again, you'll be is not funny how much I fucked her comedy they do. On "Saturday last night." Night Live," the skits are unrelated, back." Besser loudly "ooooooed" at her and toward the end of the show the - UCB's Matt Besser put-down as Roberts spoke up to humor dissipates. disagree. But during the UCB show, "Actually, if you watch it with sketches seem unrelated only at the Gieat, I said. I promised them I my clown nose filter, it's funny," beginning. By the end, all of the would be back. Roberts said. "I watched you fuck­ plot lines somehow weave together, "Damn straight you'll be back­ ing his momma with my clown nose making th e last few minutes pure that's no joke," Roberts said seri­ filter, and I was laughing my ass comedic genius. ously, while munching on an apple off." The foursome also take their and a protein bar. He continued. humor to the streets. With hidden "If you want to see yo ur momma "The clown nose was right on the cameras, they use plot points from again, you ' II be back," Besser hoochie. It was hystericaL It looked their show on unsuspecting New added. like a hairy fucking werewolf." Yorkers. Picking up on the remark, Walsh I didn't have much to say to that. The premise, or gimmick, of the chipped in , "When you leave here All I really could do was laugh and show is that the fo ur members are tonight, you' II have left something keep throwing out questions. agents of chaos. They find chaos with us that you' II need to come I asked them if it took a long time where it exists, and create it where back and get in a year. " to write the show's scripts, since it it does not, all under th e guise of a Like karma. I sai d. seems it must be time consuming to comedy group. "No, it'll be physical," Walsh make al l the sketches relate. "Chaos is when you' re having promised. "It does," Roberts said. THE REVIEW I File Photo fun ," said Walsh, the most subdued "Like an organ," Roberts menac­ Which one is a cyborg: Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears? Only the UCB know for sure. and genuinely kind member. "It's a ingly remarked. see FUNNIER page B4 Between your pants and a soft place

Junior Nich Cope says the atomic Ever have that wedgie was a rite of passage in high school. creepy feeling "When I went to Archmere [Academy] ," he says, "the initiation for the soccer team was to give you a wedgie until your under­ that you might wear ripped." Fortunately, he says, he missed practice need tweezers for on the day of the initiation and was spared. The Melvin is another spin on the nor­ mal wedgie. Instead of gripping the waist­ something other band from behind, the Melvin is a frontal wedgie. than hair Though most agree on the wedgie legiti­ macy of the Melvin, it is generally used sparingly because it does not have the sur­ removal? prise, sneak-up-from-behind factor of the regular one. The Review Freshman Michelle Rulo n points out another effective variation, the shoe understands. wedgie. To perform a shoe wedgie, the attacker BY SHAUN GALLAGHER pulls on the bottom-most lace of the shoe, Ft!utures Ediwr tightening the rest of the laces and resulting Wedgie . in a large, funny-looking bottom loop. The quintessential downside of wearing She says she and her brother would often underthingies, and a popular attack by p lay­ engage in shoe-wedgie combat. ground bullies and office pranksters. is per­ "We were usually in the car. so it was fect in it fluid si mplicity- grip tight and the most effective method of auack.'' yank hard. DEALING WITH WEDGIES HISTORY Sophomore Ariel Adams says the best Consumer studies professor Fran way to cope with a wedgie is to take pre­ Mayhew says the Romans were the first ventive measures. culture to wear a layer of non-visible cloth­ " You could tuck in your shirt, or just not ing underneath their regular attire. wear underwear," she says. "The men. when they went into northern Once a person has received a wedgie, sophomore Jason Scott ays the best way to climates, noticed a chill," she says. whi ch THE REVIEW I Mike Louie deal with it is to get out of view. prompted them to adopt a second layer of He never saw it coming: Sneak attacks like these usually leave a unsuspecting victim floundering in " crack alley." clothing underneath the normal garb. "Walk to the closest bathroom and dig it Mayhew says these unde rgarment , TYPES OF W E DGIES garment, the assailant giving the wedgie more pain ful than the ordinary variety. o ut." he says. "[f there isn 't a bathroom. called "braie ." were bifurcated - they The most common kind of wedgie is a simply jerks the fabric in a fast, upward The atomic wedgie, thought by many to then find a place where no one can see you, conformed to the legs. quick maneuver that can be done one-hand- tug, exposing the extracted top tuft of be the most brutal of them all. begi ns like like in your car. or in a building where no 'They were sort of like biker shorts," s he ed by a ski lied artisan. underwear for passers-by to giggle at. the normal wedgie. But its aim is to tretch one goes." says. 'They appear to have been s nuggly One needs only to reach toward the pos- Depending upon the fo rce with which the victim 's underwear up over hi head. But. he ays. if a crowd of people are fitted.'' terior waistband of the unfortunate victim" s the wedgie is administered. moderate to In most cases. however, the fabric of the stand ing around, one should take it light­ And so, with the advent of these tight-fit­ trousers, shorts, etc., and firmly grasp the severe pain will result. underwear usually rip in the process and it heartedly to save face. ting undergarments, it was inevitable that layer of material worn closest to the body. Other forms of wedgies have evolved can rarely be stretched over the head and "Laugh at your elf,'' he says. "It' the the fir t wedgie oon followed. Making sure to grip only the innerm ost over th e years, most of which are muc h remain intact. only way to keep from looking like a dork." B2. THE REVIEW • March 10.2000 to Mat!! ign't out of thi!! wotld

"MtSSIO, TO MAR " The year is 2020 and Luke Graham (Don Cheadle) is TOUCH TONE PICTURES holding a barbecue to celebrate his last day on earth before RA T l c:. "<..'l"'..'l "<..'c venturing to the great Red Planet, Mars. Though he looks forward to the mis ion. it will separate him from his wife and child for two years. But Luke i apparently even more upset about leaving behind hi s close friend and fellow astronaut Jim McConnell 8r1eal~ml (Gary Sinise). McConnell was originally intended to lead the crew with .. 0 I L ,, '; 0 0 D~ his wife Maggie (Kim Delaney). But after she became ill, r._. -L ~ \1\ ...... - .. McConnell left the training to take care of her. The bitterness of losing both his wife and command of the mi sion has turned McConnell into a rather melancholy fellow. as he longs to one day make the journey to Mars. BY CLARKE SPEJCHER Even after the first mission has successfully landed, he con­ Ent~nainment Eduor tinues to train for his own voyage. One day. director Brian De Palma will make a movie Months later, after establishing a base on the planet. without steali ng techniques from another director. Luke and hi crew discover what seems to be an ice cap on ...... From hi earliest hit "Carrie'' ( 1976) to the excellent Mars' otherwise barren surface. .... _ 'The Untouchable .. ( 1987) to his latest flop "Snake Eyes'' The astronauts investigate their finding, only to be greet­ Palma even steals from the film 's most recognizable intrusive score by acclaimed compo er Ennio Morricone. ( 199 ). De Palma has paid homage to uch superior direc­ ed by a strange sound emanating from the rock. As the team · scenes, such as the walk around the spacecraft's rotating His accompaniment is so bombasti c it manages to make tors as Alfred Hitchcock and Sergei Ei en tein. cans the rock to find its true contents, a violent windstorm centrifuge and the climactic journey into the ominous even the mo 1 dramatic ituation laughable. Now. with the ambitious but flawed ·'Mission to Mars.'' erupts. creating a vortex that kills all members of the team , monolith. The fi lm has more than its fa ir share of faults, but De Stanley Kubrick's name i added to De Palma's ever-grow­ ave for Luke. But De Palma does ably handle the more complicated Palma's foray into space is not a complete fail ure. By far ing li t of filmm akers he trie to emulate. Word reaches the World Space Station orbiting Earth action sequences. although he tends to draw out the most the ingle mo t redeeming quality of this movie is its out­ The movie opens with a rocket shooring into the clear that a catastrophe has occurred, spurring McConnell to lead intense moments far too long. tanding visual effects. As a whole. the film is simply afternoon sky over Dickin on. Texa . A the rocket speeds a second mi ssion to Mars to rescue his friend. But even the And even though De Palma tries to wring al l of the emo­ sumptuous to behold. through the ky. it uddenly burst . letting loose dozens of second journey is plagued by disaster, endangering the lives tion he can from his actors. it doesn't seem like they have From the stunningly majestic vista of the Red Planet, to streamers on the picnickers below. of Woody Blake (Tim Robbins) his loving wife Terri any to give. the captivating space walks, "Mission to Mars" contains (Connie Nielsen) and Phil Ohlmyer (Jerry O'Connell). The director also breaks the momentum of the movie in some genuinely inspired visuals. Never before has space When the crew finally docs land, they continue to unrav­ order to more fully develop the characters. Unfortunately. exploration been o realistically portrayed. However, The Gist of It el the mystery of the planet through the use of convenient the dialogue is too irritatingly trite 10 add anything to the effects do run aground when the space crew finall y comes and contri ved solutions. film. ..::r ~?'Cl..::r'Cl Space Camp face to face with one of their "ancestors." which looks more By this point. "Mission to Mars" has become a hodge­ Though the screenplay is mostly to blame for the stilted t.'c'Cl'Clt'c "S paceball s " like it came from a plastic mold kit than another world. podge of "Robinson Crusoe on Mars" ( 1964 ), "Planet of the characterizations, the actors' performances are another part There is no doubt De Palma has crafted a beautiful and ,c ·-l ".,.I Space Ice Cream Vampire .. ( 1965), "Apollo 13" ( 1995) and even of the problem . All of the members of the cast are usually extravagant fi lm that could have marked a return to adven­ 'tl ".,.l Space Cadet "Armageddon·· (1998). making the film overtly familiar. highly reliable actors. However, in "Mission to Mars'' they turous. thought-provoking science fiction. 'i.I "I Need Space .. However. De Palma's most blatant in fl uence is act as if they were in a "B" movie. In tead. "Mission to Mars" is nothing more than lost in Kubrick' 1968 masterpiece "200 I: A Space Odyssey." De Perhaps the biggest offence in the film is the horrid. space.

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Pos ibly the worst thing about "The Next Be t Director Alfred Hi tchcock has long been hail ed as the Thing" is the echoing so und of Madonna· s fake British master of suspense. With fi lms like "Vertigo," "North accent. by Northwest," "Psycho" and "The Birds" to his credit, Her vocalization. more suited for a Shakespearean Hitchcock was able to captivate filmgoers. classic than a film about the making of a modern fami­ Unfdrtunately. modern audiences probably have ly, only emphasizes her unimpre sive acting. never had the distinct pleasure of seeing one of the mas­ Her faux European inflecti on may be a result of ter's films on the big screen in all of its spine-tingling hanging around with true Brits li ke co-star Rupert glory. Everett, whose comedic talents carry the brunt of the Now they have their chance, as Hitchock·s newly film. restored masterpiece "Rear Window" comes to theaters. Or:~ simply may be part of her new ethereal image, These shortcomings overshadow the potential the One of the most engrossing films about voyeurism But his afe, ecluded life is disturbed when he thinks which she carries throughout the movie . playing a yoga film has, with an intriguing story line and colorful ever committed to celluloid,' Rear Window'' is the story omeone across the street has committed murder. instructor who decides to rai se a child with her gay be t minor characters. of L.B. "Jeff'' Jefferies (James Stewart), a man confined Everything about "Rear Window" is as close to per­ friend, Robert (Everett). Lynn Red grave is charming as Robert 's supportive to his Manhattan apartment. fec ti on as a film can be . Stewart and Kelly give two of Though Madonna's acting falls short of her more mother, and Neil Patrick Harris takes a sharp turn from Jeff is a skilled photographer who , after breaking his their best performances as individuals more interested in notable work in films such as ·'A League of Their his Doogie Howser days to play a gay AIDS patient leg, amuses himself by gazing out his wi ndow and other people's li ves than their own . Meanwhile, Own,'' the Material Girl i not the only one at fault. who mourns the loss of his lover. watching the people in the building across the street. Hitchcock' supple direction is superb. Poor dialogue abounds and major plot holes leave But with the overwhelming problems in the movie, The only thing keeping Jeff from hours of leisurely In a time of year when studios roll out the worst films the viewer with numerous questions, as the movie the next best thing one can do is to skip this flick and voyeurism is his beautiful girlfriend Lisa Fremont they have to offer, "Rear Window" stands as an excel­ seems to end in the midst of major conflict with little wait·for Madonna's next transformation. · (Grace Kelly). Lisa truly loves Jeff, but she is tired of lent example of what fi lms should strive to be. resolution. -Paige Wolf waiting for him .t?,propose. - Cl.ilrke Speicher M©~~O©~~ ~®~®rb MO~A~~~

Does the ll'eekend seem a little for $1 2.75. But don't forget to too dull for your 1as1e? Or is it BYOW. just the chunky wa ter that's mak­ SATURDAY Here's a hint: ing you feel down in the dumps? Have some "space rock" in Never fear. Mosaic is here to your drink instead of ice at the replace the H2 0 with beer, a little Ea t End Cafe with Spindrift It's not Gary Busey. tailgating and pleusing music. around 10 p.m. A few bills will get you a night of out-of-this­ FRIDAY world music. Did you spend too much time at the Student Hea lth Center this Yeah. baby! We're on our way week? You need protein - go to to the ·Dance, baby' The men's the East End Cafe for Mother basbasketball team is up in New McGilicutty. The band' fu nk y, York at Hofstra. The game start jamming style begi ns at the u ual at 11 :30 a.m.: so get there and time, so bring $3 if you' re of age cheer fo r your Bl ue Hens. Bring or $5 if you·re a minor - but plenty of Gatorade - or you can drink bottled water. watch it on ESPN from your couch. OOOOOWWW! It's a DJ Dane ~ Party at the Stone Don' t swim in Mercy River. Balloon. Wear next-to-nothing­ Check them out at the Deer Park Answer on 84 it'll be hot in ide a we ll as ou t. fo r a $2 cover around 10 p.m., And. like always. if you have your instead. UD# I card there· no cover. Sugges ti on: Dri nk beer in tead of The Pat Metheny Trio is play­ the stuff th at comes out of a ing at the TLA for a pricey $39.50 faucet. at 10 p.m. But i n't the trio worth it? After the show. take a shower Don't lick the ice! COCO's 'cau e you stink - ju t don't late night ice-skating at the Rust open your mouth in the water. Ice Arena starts at midnight. Take your love intere t and "acciden­ The Tower Theater brings The CHRISTIANA MALL GENERAL CINEMA 7:10, 9:50 tally" fall a lot. Pretenders at 8 p.m. and give TLA (215-922-1011) (368-9600) My Dog Skip 12:10, 2:35,4:55, 7:30 people fla hback of the ' 80 for The Pat Metheny Trio, March II , 7:30p.m., 10 p.m., The Ninth Gate 1:30,4:20, 7, 10 3 Strikes 12:25, 2:25, 4:25. 6:30, 8:25, A fi lm series is the TUC, o go $37.50. Pretend your cup of beer Drowning Mona 2: I 0, 4:40, 7:30, 10:55 see "Princess Mononoke'' at March 12, 7:30p.m., $39.50 9:50, 12 Wonder Boys 12:30, 2:50, 5: I0 , 7:50, is water and chug it. TROCADERO (215-922-5483) What Planet Are You From? 1:50, 10:25 7:30p.m. and "Bringing Out the The Donnas, March 17, 7 p.m., $9 4:30, 7:20, 9:45, 12 . Reindeer Games 11:20, 1: 35, 3:50, Dead" at I 0:30 p. m. for $2. Both Caribbean Dance Company Wonder Boys 1:40,4:10,7, 9:30, 12 6:10, 8:30, II are pl aying on Saturday night too, of the Virgin Islands (whoa, long ELECTRIC FACTORY (215-627 -1332) The Hurricane 8, 11 The Cider House Rules 1. 4: 15, 7:05, but flip-nop th e times. title) bri ngs it heat to Mitchell No Doubt, March 30, 8:30p.m .. $22.75 The Tigger Movie 2, 4, 6 9:55 Hall at p.m. Pina Colada and Hanging Up 9:40 Bos CARPENTER CENTER (984-2000) Man, it's hot, o go check out R EGAL P EOPLES P LAZA Pitch Black 12:05, 2:30, 5:20, 8, I0: 50 daiq uiri galore - actually no, Third Eye Blind and Tonic, April 4, 7:30p.m., $ 18-$28.50 (834-8510) The Whole Nine Yards 11:35, I :45, Gingham Schmuz at the Deer but you can move your feet to the Widespread Panic, April 14, 8 p.m., $18-$22.50 Mission to Mars 11 :45, 12: 15, 2: 15, 4:05, 6:20, 8:35, 10:45 Park for $2 at 9:30 p.m. and get steel drums anyway. 2:45, 4:45, 5: 15, 7: 15, 7:45, 9:45, I0: 15 Boiler Room 10:30 even sweati er while dancing to a FIRST UNION CENTER (2 15-336-3600) American Beauty II: 15 , 2:05, 4:55, The Beach 8: I0 , I0 :40 fun rhythm. Hydrate before you Heather Carlich compiled Ihis Crosby, Stills. Na h & Young, March 20, 8 p.m., Sold Out, 7:40, 10:20 Snow Day 11 :40, I: 55, 4: I 0, 6: 15, go. as beer only make you more What Planet Are You From? 11 :55, 8:20 list of entertainment for use at March 21 , 8 p.m., $40.50-$76 2:40, 5, 7:35, I0:05 The Tigger Movie 12, 2, 4, 6 thir ty. your own discretion. She will be TOWER THEATER (610-352-2887) The Next Best Thing 11 :30, 2: I 0, Scream 3 12:20, 3, 5:30, 8:05. 10:35 at one of th ese venues shakin ' The Pretenders, March 11 , 8 p.m. , $27.50-$37.50 4:30, 7, 9:45 The Sixth Sense 11 :3 5, 1: 50. 4:20, Gomez i at the TLA at 9 p.m. wha1 my momma gave me. Drowning Mona I I:50, 2: 15, 4:50, 6:55. 9:55 March 10,2000 • THE REVIEW • B3 HAT Philadelphia sfinest septet shoots the breeze before slamming the sound.

BY PAIGE WOLF object to it. "Or we'll call Yanni," he kids. Assisram Enrertainment Editor "We want people to like us for who we are," Wi th its sound intact, the band began its PHILADELPHIA- Fathead has gone from he says. career playing venues ranging from outdoor playing for 15,000 kids at Yl OO's 1999 Feztival However, vocali st Chris Mottershead says·it festivals to tiny coffee shops. mainstage to performing for 15 middle-aged is the diverse sound of the band which has "My favorite place to play i the TLA,'' men the following night in a Maryland dive. attracted much of its following. Keenen says. "It's big, but not too big. with a But throughout the ups and downs of its Fathead's unique brand of mus ic began to good sound system. touring career, the band has retained a large and form when emcee Herb Deu·es met "We also like to play at this coffee shop in dedicated fan base in its hometown of Mottershead and they discovered a mutual Syrac use because there it 's not all about the Philadelphia. interest in starting a band. booze. People come to listen.•· And Saturday night, those fans filled a sold­ "We talked about initially wanting to play Monershead agrees that Fathead's best play­ out show at the Theatre of the Living Ans. hip-hop, but we wanted to incorporate a live ing experiences are at venues where the audi­ The independent band says it owes much"of band,'' Detres says. "That's where Pete came ence is not there simply to drink. its success to word-of-mouth promotion, which in." "It' s harder on the road, where people are has boosted its five-year career. From that poi nt, the band members say they just there for the happy hour special," he says. "We have done it all ourselves and with j ust began to add on musicians. with several Though the band may feel like unknowns at friends," guitarist Pete Keenen says. "There are people coming and going before finally arriving some of its touring gigs, Fathead can rest a lot of nice people in the world who like our at their present seven-piece ensemble. assured that its music is making an impact, as music." With the input of a septet, it would seem the group has sold more than 6,000 copies of its But members of Fathead say that nor every complicated to arrive at stru ctured songs. independent release "What Doesn't Kill Us .. : · response to their innovative blend of hip-hop, But the members of Fathead say that the full With the relative success of its albums and a rock and jazz has been a positive one. band arranges all of their songs and everyone growing audience, the group says it plans to "Some people will say, 'You guys are taking gets to do his part. . record a few new tracks to shop around to hip-hop in the wrong direction,' or 'This isn't "Sometimes one person has an initial con­ record labels. true rock 'n' roll,' " Keenen says. "Everybody cept they bring to the table, and we work "We' re just gonna keep playing, hoping it THE REVIEW I Photos by Bob Mouershead has their own opinion." around that," Keenen says. "Or sometimes gets better and better,'' Keenen says. "As long Members of the band Fathead say their favorite place to play is the TLA, Bassist Eric Joseph says he has given up try­ something wi ll just come out during practice or as it keeps going forward and upward, it 's all even though they love the down-home feeling of a Syracuse coffee house. ing to explain its eclectic sound to people who a gig. right.'' Don't judge a band by its cover BY KRISTA PRICE "I Will Survive," and She.ryl Crow' s · laments fo r, Madonna is attempting a classic, and of course. to no one's Swjj Repm1er remake of Guns ' n' Roses' "Sweet to bring back. Yet at the same time, surprise, it became an immediate ·'Drove my Chevy to the levee, Child 0' Mine." have also attempted she is far from the original style of hit." and then I drove it off a cliff. '' to refashion old favorites. classic rock 'n' ro ll. Artists like Madonna are not Sophomore Mark Winchell's Sophomore Sara Wozniak says. A remake such as this allows the claiming these songs as their own reaction to the newest 'remake of Limp Bit.kit's cover o f Gt:orge covering artists to creative ly 1V'eavc material. but are instead gi ving them '.,I Do n McLean's '·American Pie" Michael's ·'Faith" was unnecessary. their own interpretation into the a fresh, updated edge. expresses a more negative sentiment "It's another one of those songs song. The Material Girl's adaptation With envogue music styles con­ to tlte art of cover songs. that should have: remained has ad.ded i n s t rum ~ ·;ta l enhance­ stantly morphing, these alterations in Madonna has certainl y added a untouched... she says. "The band ments as well as a new set of vocal sound au ract a wider array of listen­ unique touch to this celebrated hit, truly went out of control." chords. ers to a certain genre of music. which i featured in the newly But maybe covers are merely a But there are clearly purists out But although a remake can allow re leased movie ''The Next Best reflection of the changing times. there who would rather McLean's for artistic flexibility, not all artists Thing.'' But the song no longer car­ "Madonna and Don McLean saw song remain untouched. choose to deviate from the song's ries a melancholy tune. Instead it two different Americas,·· sophomore "Madonna has enough of her own original form . jams to her "Ray of Lig ht"-style Margaret Nedoszytko says. "and this hits and enough of her own fans," Country singer Garth Brooks bear. is why their versions ltre so differ­ Winchell says. "Why did she find the barely modified his cover of Although Madonna's "American ent." need to toy with such a classic?" "American Pie," adding onl y a sub­ Pie'' has triggered mixed reactions, The original ballad was a tribute However, more liberal listeners, tle country twang. it's pan of a long line of old-school to Buddy Holly and a commentary like sophomore Gary Logan, say But Wozniak says artists should remakes. Dave Matthews, for exam­ on th e changes in rock ' n' roll since they believe the remaking of old leave certain originals alone. ple, remade Bob Dylan's "All Along hi s death. The lyrics seem to suggest classics can attract a new generation "If anyon~ else trie another clas­ the Watchtower'' as did Jimi that rock has lost its classic, dance­ of listeners. sic song remake, I'll be with the Hendrix. ab le flavor. Ironi cally, the kind of " 'American Pie' or American 'good ol' boys drinking whiskey and Cake's cover of Gloria Gaynor's upbeat dance rhythm McLean dream?" he jests. "Madonna remade rye.' "

1. Uncle Jesse of "Full House's" exact replication of The Beach Boys' "Forever." And then 6. Tiffany made everyone wish that she'd crawl alone in a big hole when she covered he put his fake TV kids in the fake MTV video. Tommy James' "I Think We're Alone Now."

2. Sheryl Crow may whistle some sweet tunes but "Sweet Child 0 ' Mine" is only meant to 7. American women everywhere cringed at Lenny Kravitz's pathetic attempt to overshadow be crooned by Axl Rose. The Guess Who's masterpiece.

3. 98 Degrees' rendition of Michael Jackson's "She's Out of My Life" - a horrible display. 8. Michael Bolton may have cut his hair, but we wish someone had also cut the microphone cord when he destroyed the sounds of Percy Sledge's "When a Man Loves a Woman." 4. All of Mariah Carey's music. Maybe she should pick up a pen once in a while - or marry someone who can actually write new songs. 9. People lost faith in Limp Bizkit's musical ability after they screamed out an ear-numbing reproduction of George Michael's "Faith." 5. The Jeff Gaines version of Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" won't even fit in the shoes of the original. 10. Vanilla Ice's remake of himself. "Ice Ice Baby" was painful enough the first time. - a Kristen Esposito compilation Making money hand over click BY BEN PENSERGA trend has become popular recently for a few Besides having the opportunity to invest. Fearu re.'i Ediror reasons. the E*Trade also offers incenti ves fo r use rs. For college students, the issue of money is "The biggest reason is to bypass a stock­ li ke 25,000 Delta Airline Skymiles. about spending, not investing. broker,'' he says. '·By not havi ng one, you can Another investing option i the site' twi t Usua lly, the o nl y money concerns for Joe get commissions down by around 50 percent on the NCAA men' s basketball pool. titled or Jane University is making trips to the ATM and save some money. '·Market Mauness.'· machine for the weekend or whipping out "lf you can find the same stock online at a Stock market players choo c from a fi eld credit cards to pay for books and such. comparable price, it 's pretty nice.'' of stocks that are pitted again t each other. However, some students aren' t concerned Puglisi says other selling points of online The person with the most correct picks gets about watching their bank accounts plummet. trading are simplicity and availability, citing an extra $ 100,000 deposited in their electron­ Instead, they're looking to see their stocks people are not bound by the 9-to-5 hours or ic account. n se. the conventional stock market - instead, Ameritrade, who e Web site offers the With the g rowing accessibilit y of the they can make trades whenever they want. self-affirming slogan , "Believe in your elf." Internet, coupled by user-fri endly interfaces Web sites such as E*Trade have made get­ offe rs a lower commis ion at $8. but a ks the and the promise of a good financial return. ti ng start ed and trading online quick and stock su rfer to pl unk down a minimum or many students are now trying their hands in pai nl ess. $2,000. the stock market. After completing the initial identification De ptte the growing popularity. Pugli i Online companies like Ameritrade. questions and making a deposit of at least say online trading has a marginal affect on E*trade, Mr. Stock and Trade.com are giving $ 1.000, E*Trade use rs are then free to make the market right now, d ue to it nedgling sta­ students a viable option in investi ng their as many trades as they wish. It cost $14.95 tu . money . per trade to stan, but the fee decreases with I THE REV IEW Sean Samecki Finance professor Don Pugli si says the increased quantity. ~ee WALL pdgc B4 B4 • THE REVIEW • March lO, 2000 fEATURE fORUM CCI DENTS WILL HAPPEN my dad. who had dropped me off, was in of my feet? JEN LEMOS hi car o n the other side of the street. He In my humble opini on. th at' s a pretty big BY had watched the entire episode. and could­ molehill. Most people aren·t so lucky. I'm not ashamed to admit it - I have an n·t do a th ing about it. Two years later, pinned to the bulletin incredible fear oi cro swalks. So there I stood in the miudle of the board in my room are faded mementos- a Sure they seem harmless. but you have to street, when rea on finally penetrated my hospital bracelet, get-well cards. a few bal­ imagine what I go through every time l step hocked brain enough to convi nce me to loons and ri bbons- all daily reminder of up to one. move. the moment J realized what being human My heart beats faster. my palms get Luckily. between my father and several really is. sweaty. I momentarily freeze - it's like kind-hearted souls who stopped to help me. lt"s making mistakes and li vi ng with seeing o meone you li ke. minus the happi- I managed to sit down long enough to wait them. learning from them and being a better ness factor. " for the ambulance. person because of them. That probably sound like a pretty And let me tell you, that was an intere l­ Do I regret what I did that year? ridiculous fear. but l can assure you. it has ing experience. You bet. It was the biggest mistake I've . orne basi in fact. They gave me the whole works - back ever made. See. it"s no t really the cro swalk itself brace, stretcher, neck brace- and strapped Do I wish I could take it back? that bugs me. It" s mo re like the cars shoot­ me down securely. Never. ing by ;t anywhere from 20 to 50 mph. And my ambulance driver mu t have Living with that mistake has made me It reminds me of a very unpleasant expe­ worked with racecars in a past life. who I am today. rience with a car. A quick examination revealed no True, I'm a little wary of crosswalks, and Specifically, when l collided with one. injuries. No broken bones, no bruises. who knows if I'll ever be able to get behind I wa a carefree 15-year-old, fresh fro m Not even a scratch. the wheel of a car without having a panic play rehearsal and skipping merrily across And so I went home. I rested. I watched attack. the road to the denti t" office. oap operas and ate ice cream. as rumors But I now know what I could have given I remembered my appointment slip, my that I wasn' t going to make it floated up in one moment of stupidity - every­ money. my keys and a book to read while I around my high school. thing. sat in the waiting room. I was all et. Life went on. The minor aches and pains And it's hard to ay that the experience In fact. I only forgot one little thing- to were gone in a few days and I was back in changed my life forever, or that it was a look both wavs before crossing the street. school, facing endless questions like, " How turning point in my existence. As it turn~ out , that's actu';.lly a pretty could you do something so stupid?"' It was more like a reminder. good piece of advice. Forgive me for being human. Like someone tapping me on the shou l­ Somewhere in the middle of my frolic. I Of course. there were a few snide der in c lass and saying, " Hey, time to wake ended up o mersaulti ng o nto the roof of a remarks that I was making a mountain out up, o r you' re going to miss the really car and omehow landing on my feet again. of a molehill. important stuff." or so people tell me. I didn't have a single bruise to show as a So that's what the accident taught me, My recollection is a little foggy. battle scar- if I was fine, it wasn·t a big and that's what I try to do now. What I do remember is that it never even deal, right? Sometimes I doze off, but I still try to occurred to me to check for traffic, and Wrong. stay awake for the big moments. before I knew it, I wa spinning all over the There are many ways the situation could place. have turned out that would have been sig­ l en Lemos is a city 11ews editor for The lt was over pretty quickly, and I think I nificantly less fortunate. Review. She really does hate crosswalks and just stood in the road for a moment try ing to What if I hadn't gone onto the hood, but Lhinks cars are evil, evil things. If you see her collect myself. had fallen and been run over'l dozing off, send an e-mail to The real irony of the moment was that What if I had landed on my head instead j [email protected]. Opposites carlclcu©Jcclc

BY IMANI POWELL cleaned up afterward." Sraff RefJorrer But Bokman says housegue ts arc not a problem with her Imagine cheers of"The Flyer rule!·· accompanying the sound roommates. of shoes crushing potato ch.ips and Doritos from Ia 1 night's game 'They always want me to bring my friends over:· . he says. party. "They see it as an opportunity for potential dates:· Or fumbling through various shampoos. conditioners. lotions While both students ay they are happy with their lop-sided and body washes every time you need a hairdryer. living arrangements, they have also ex pres ed some of the nega­ Such situations may cause some tudents to go mad, which is tive aspects. why a few choose to change their living conditions and move in Kwiatkowski says he gets stuck with some of the dirty work. with members of the opposite ex. '·I kill spiders and bugs around the hou e. or weep frogs off Senior Amy Bokman says sharing a place with th.ree men is the balcony," he says. not all that different than rooming with members of the an1e gen­ Bokman also says that her living arrangements can be ome­ der. times difficult. "We all do thing equally.'· she says. '·just like if you were liv­ '·It's annoying because at times I have three fathers. three ing with the same sex." brothers or th.ree sons," she says. "but il'is nice knowing that they Senior Scott Schreiber, one of Bokman 's roommate . says care." having a female roommate has not changed how things are run Individual and family studies profe or Ballira Sherif offers around the house. insight as to why some students choose to live in a mixed envi­ "We try to respect one another;· he ay . "When she has to ronment. shower, we gi ve her privacy, and she give us the same." She says a person who has a closer relation hip with a parent Senior Michael Kwiatkowski say. living with all women does of the opposite sex will have an affinity toward that particular ex. not bother him too much, either. Sophomore Milton Melendez says he can relate. "It's a lot better than living with guys:· he says. "They are not "1 found myself more acquainted with my mother. so I was as messy or inconsiderate when omeone tries to study." raised with this respect for women;' he say . '·I was taught to glo­ Kwiatkowski's roommate, senior Jill Lazure, says everyone in rifY women.'· the house adheres to typical gender role.. While Kwiatkowski may not exactly praise the female of the "We all clean and wash the dishes except for Mike,'· she says. house, he says he till shows re peel to them. But there are even "We ask him to shovel the driveway ortake out the trash," she some conversations he does not want to be involved in. says. "He doesn· t always do that, though.'" "I tend to leave the room when they talk about feminine Kwiatkowski says an agreement was made about the frequen­ hygiene." he says: cy of guests. Lazure say little has changed since Kwiatkow ki moved in. THE REVIEW I Mike Louie "A part of it is that on Sunday during football season, I can '"It's still mostly a girl's house."' she says. '·but sometimes he This guy is just one of the girls. Living with roommates of the opposite sex has its benefits. have some friends over,'· he ays. "as long as the mess gets leaves the toilet seat up." Wall Street goes Web continued from page B I "The 'S' in Snicker is like a continued from page 83 money." bent penis.·· he aid. Despite potential drawbacks. ··unless you use a computer." '·Skittle are like balls;· Wal h "It' s like a laboratory right now:· some students are willing to take the Besser added. leading me to shared. he says. " E-trading is still kind of an risk. believe this might actually yield a Roberts later sprayed the tape experiment. Every day we learn Junior Sergio Maldenado says he truthful answer. recorder with air fre hener. adding something new." went the online way with a fair "We use a computer and ... " to the interview highlight reel. While online trading seems to amount of success. Poehler trailed off. He claimed it smelled. have a rosy outlook, Puglisi warn.s "I did it for about a month on "Offshore tankers.'· Walsh said. Near the end -of the que li on­ that not everyone should run to their E*Trade. making about 15 to 20 "Offshore writers.'· Roberts cor­ and-answer session. I asked the computer and invest their li fe av­ transactions,"' he says. "I made good rected. ruining my chances o f get­ fou r what the future looked like. ings. money." ting an answer. Apparently I wa n"t pecifi c "The drawback with inve ting He also noted he saved a few dol­ Be er took the torch and ran enough. failing to tell them that I on I ine is that you're not going to get lars by way of cheaper commis­ with the damn thing. meant the future of the group and any advice on s ions . "We have these Asian kids. and not in general. what you buy,'· Although he they speak 350 words of Engli h "Lot o f thing w ill urpri e he says. " You drew a decent each," Besser noted. '"They po und you. lot of things won' t,'" Walsh have to have "The drawbacks bounty on on computers all day, and every said. " Milk is still around. Milk some knowledge E * Trade , 20th sketch is really funny. It's will sti II be popular. Dairy prod­ of the stock with investing M aldenado says random. ucts will be dominant.·· before you com­ he still would 'Tm not saying Asian kids can"t "E veryone' last name will be mit.'" online is that rather trade in be funny if it' not random. Internet," Poehler predicted. Some students the traditional th ough.'" "There' going to be a third agree e-trading you're not going way. Poehler pulled out a pack of binary number.'· Bcs cr command­ can be a good '·I keep think­ American Spirits and lit one up, ed. "Write thi down: 2. It' gonna thing - for to get any advice ing to myself leading Walsh to bring · up the be Q. I and 2. those who know that I should do rumor about Camel cigarettes. "It' going to change every ­ what's going on. on what you buy." more trading ..T hey say his nose and cheeks thing." "If you have - jiJtance professor Do11 Puglisi online , but my are like a dick and balls.'' he And with time. it may not be an idea of what uncle is a stock- THE REVIEW I File Pho1o claimed, referring to Joe Camel. long before UCB do the ame you' re doing, broker, so I call UCB may be the next "not quite ready for prime-time" players. R oberts also noticed something. thing. that's fine." say senior accounting him and he tells me what's what." major Dale McDowell, "just don' t he says. ''I'm more fami liar dealing get carried away with it. with him and what he says.'' '·It's so easy to get into it because Maldenado agrees online trading you just look at it and say, 'Oh. I is fine for people with some market can make a trade for $8 1' •• awareness. Mosaic's celeb McDowell says another negative " !t's good as long as you do the aspect to electronic trading is the research," he says. "You can't just temptation by day traders, who deal buy a stock and hope that it' ll go mix-up answer: with high-risk, high-reward ven­ up." tures. 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Community Bulletin ~-----F_o_r_S_a_le____ ~l Ll_____ F_o_r __ R_e_n_t ____~ ~ ~ __ ___F_ o_r_R__ e_n_t ____~ l ~I ____H_e_lp __ VV__ a_nt_e_d __ ~ llL ___A_n_n_o_u_n_c_e_m_e_n_ts __ ~ Board Two houses on N. Chapel, Three houses on A pharmaceutical research laboratory, 93 Ford Probe, blue, stick, all power $3000. Madison Drive townhouse for 4. Central Madison, ample parking, 3 & 4 bdrm PREGNANT? LATE AND WORRIED? NC, washer & dryer, Deck. One of the located in New Castle Corporate Commons, Pregnancy testing, options counseling and 593-2898. houses, 2 full bath, $1075 to $1300/mon thly is looking for pan-time student interns for nicest on street. $900/m +util ities. Avail utilities. Avail 6/1100. 239-5599. contraception available through the Student their futu re full-time associate scientist Experience Barbershop singing as Motorcycle - 1987 Honda Rebel 250 cruise. June 1 ~ . 378-1963. Health Service GYN Clinic. For positions. Must be mature, dependable, you've never heard it before at the Burgundy. ultraclean, 4800 miles, one information or an appointment, call 831- Rehoboth, new 4 br, 3b, 2,700 square foot motivated. and organized, with strong Spring 2000 Show of the international owner. garage kept. $1 400 obo. Call FOX CROFT TOWNHOUSES & 8035. Monday through Friday 8:30-12 and rental, weekend, weekly. monthly... Ap ril academic performance. Senior in barbershop singing society, Sat. March 378-1197. Cruise Newark this Spring! VICTORIA MEWS APARTMENTS I :00-4 :00. CONFIDENTIAL SERVICES. 15-Sept 30. Flexible rate depends on week , Chemistry, Me.dical Technology, or Science I 8 at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, March 19 Walking distance to U of D or take the month 302-745-7942. shuttle. Reasonable rents . Now leasing fo r major preferred. MS Office and networking at2:00 p.m., at John Dickinson High skills a plus. Salary: $8 to $9.5 per hour. School, Wilmi ngton. For information school year. (302) 368-2357 or Travel and reservations, please call : (302) 456-9267. Call Avantix Laboratories at 322-9900 or Roommates email [email protected] or (302) 655-SING. Dickinson High [email protected] School is located at 180 I Milltown Rd., Spring Break 2000! between Rt. 7 and Rt. 2, Wilmington. I female roommate needed for next year­ HOUSE, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, NC, WID, Restaurant--Servers p/t,f/t, flexible hrs. Will Take the BIGSTEP this Spring... Admission: $12.00 fall 2000 and spring 2001 - non-smoker. dishwasher. $1 029/mo. 831-2230. Postal Jobs to 518.35/hr train . Call M.R. Doc's 234-1734. www.springbreak.bigstcp.com University Commons. 894-1 189. Inc. benefits, no experience. For app. And exam info. calll-800-813-3585. ext. 1214, or 1-800-322-8280 Why share a bedroom? I have a number of Florida-Caribbean- Mexico recently renovated Madison Drive 8am-9pm. 7 days fds,inc Attention Seniors: Fortune 50 company hiring. Wilmington, DE area. Call Discounts on groups of 4+ onsmoki ng roommates needed for house townhouses with 4 legal bedrooms, WID, Lowest Rates Available! Come out to Middletown's 3n1 Annual Wi ldlife Jobs to $21.60/hr (302) 798-3 199 Ext. 325 Ask for Randy. otl Mam. Call Rachel, 738-9693 . DW, AC. Plenty of parking. 5 blocks from Community Awareness Day, sponsored Inc. benefits. Game warden s. security. campus. Availab le June I. $1 080/mo + by the New Castle County Community main tenance, park rangers. No exp needed. uti lities. John Bauscher 454-8698. Partnership, on Sat. April g•h from 9 am For app. And exam info call Caffe Gelato GO DIRECT! # I Inte rnet-based company until I pm. There will be an outside fl ea 1-800-813-3585, ext. 12 15, 8am-9pm, 7 Now hiring. offering WHOLESALE Spring Break For Rent New & exciting caffe & restaurant packages! Guaranteed Lowest Price! market, and community organizations HOUSES AND DUPLEXES NEAR days fds, inc opens April I". Training begi ns 1-800-367-1252 will be on display. For more UNIVERSITY, 3-8 PERSONS, NO PETS. March 15'h. Hiring cooks, waitstaff www.springbreakdirect.com information, please call 378-1816. Houses for rent walk to campus. o pets. 369-1288. Certified Aerobic Instructor wanted fo r AM & coun ter help. Call Ryan German 731-7000. classes. Ca ll Women in Motion 737-36 -2. (ii) 369-8475 or 562-8337 lv message. A 4 BDRM T/HS on Madison Dri ve, 4 Certified Gymnastics Instructor wanted for #I Panama City Vacations I Party person permit. LR, DR, kitchen, garage. Beach front @ The Boardwalk, Summit I" Unitarian Church of Wilmington is Madison Dr. 4 bed house w/ wash, refrigerator, clothes washer & dryer. I year Saturday classes. Call Women in Motion dryer, very nice inside. 850/month. 737-3 652. Condo's, & Mark II. Free Drink Parties! sponsoring the TISZA Hungarian lease + security deposit, no pets. Walk to Best Bars I Absolute Best Price! All 410-398-4843. Announcements Dance Ensemble in a benefit $950/month + utilities. Cal l 368-4424. major credit cards accepted! SESAMEIROCHWOOD DAY CAM PS, performance on Sunday, March 12, 1-800-234-7007 located in suburban Philadelphia , is now 2000, 2 pm, at the Arden Gild Hall. Clean. 4 person on Cleveland Ave., I 1/2 www.cndlesssummertours.com 46 Ethan Allen Ct- Twnhse avail 6/00. hiring! Cou nselor and Specialist Happy ~ o•b Birthday to jamie Cohen· Costs are $15 for adults, $.10 for _, .. bath, all appliances including central air. students, and $5 for children under 12. $1400 + util. 731-5734. 3BR, pvt. Den. I '/, bath, NC, Wash/Dry, positions ava ilable. Contact Camp for and Jessica Carterf Dshwash, Deck. $900/mo plus uti!. Close more information. (610)-275-2267 For more information, contact the church office at 478-2384. Large Four Bedroom house, Benny Street, to UD. 996-9337. Box 385 Blue Bell, PA 19422 Community BuUetin Attractive, party-loving 20-something one block campus, parking, laundry, limit 5 E-Mail: [email protected] 1 already dating energetic movie buff How'd people. $1300 + utilities. 55 Madison Dr- Twnhse avail 6/00. 3 Br, Board The 2 x 4 Square Dance Club will hold they meet? Turns out she's his fr iend's co­ . ..,_ Message 4 77-1984. LR, DR, Gar & Base. NC, Wash & Dry, its PLUS level square dance at Shue­ COACH NEEDED! FALL SEASON 2000 worker. sixdegrees showed them the Dshwsh. $925/mo plus uti!. 996-9337. Medill School on Kirt..:wood Highway University of Delaware Women's Club con nection. www.sixdcgrees.com 718 South College Avenue - 4 Bedroom Soccer Team (14-1- 1) World Heritage, a non-profit, pu blic on Friday March I 0, 2000, from 8 pm House. Screened porch, WID, central air, benefit organization, is seeking local until I 0:30 pm. Cost is $4 per person. SEEKING: COACH WHO HAS $$ 1,000$$ Fundraiser -- No effort, Big plenty parking. Avail June I. $1100. Call Neat, Clean 3 Br townhouses avai l 6/1. host fam ilies for high school boys and For info. call410-398-6307. EXPERIENCE AS A SOCCER PLAYER money! No investment. Work with your Continental Court Apts. 369-8895 between Both have WID, DW, Cent AC, parki ng, and girls from Spain, Mexico, France, both are adjacent to park/open land. Yr (AT LEAST 4 YEARS OF HIGH friends! Get a free t-sh irt too! Call Sue at I Oam - 3pm. Leave message. SCHOOL), ATHLETIC, COMM ITTED, & Germany, Thailand, Brazil, Japan, and lease, zoned fo r 4. Madison Dr -- $985/mo 1-800-808-7442 ext. I 04. The I3'h Annual Stair Cl imb to benefit HAVE A FLEXIBLE SCHEDULE. the NIS coming to this area for the and Four Seasons -- $700/mo. Call Terri @ the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation is 4 bedroom house fo r rent. June-August RESPONSIBILITIES: SET UP PRACTICE upcoming school year. The students 737-0868. Seeking a break from life 's noise? Try scheduled for Sunday, March 19,2000 2000. Close to campus, reasonable rent. SCHEDULE, CREATE PRACTICE are well-screened and qualified by sp iritual silence at Newark Quaker Meeting, at 9 am at the Mellon Bank Center, Cal 837-1673. ACTIVITIES. ATTEND ALL GAMES, World Heritage. Tho>e persons Madison Townhouse-4 person permit. Sundays at !0:30AM, 401 Phillips Ave. For 1735 Market Street in Philadelphia. CRJTIQUE PLAYERS, AND HAVE interested in obtain ing more WID, dishwasher, A. C. $900, 455-9150. information, call 456-0398. Racers attempt to climb 53 floors to F1sh from your bedroom window! 2 houses ABLILITY TO MAKE GOOD information about becoming a host right next to creek. 14 & 16 White Clay family or becoming an exchange raise money for Cystic Fibrosis, the JUDGEMENTS. IF INTERESTED, SFUNDRAISER$ Creek Drive. Also 2 on . Chapel ST., 57 Madison Townhouse-excellent condition, student should contact World most common fatal genetic disease in PHONE FOR MORE INFO AT Open to student groups & organizations. & 59. All are legal for 4 & all have washer never rented, porch, WID, A. C. 4 person Heritage's local representative, Lynette the U.S. Climbers and event volunteers (302)286-0513. Earn $5 per MC app. We supply all & dryer. Avail June I. $1240/mo+ permit. $900, 266-7820. Novak at 838-2653, or call are welcome. For more info. please call materials a! no cost. Call for info or visit utilities. John Bauscher 454-8698 . 1-800-785-9040 or check out our web the CFF Office at (215) 587-2800. our website. 1-800-932-0528. 182 Madison townhome, 4 person permit, Internships, Summer site at www.world-heritage.org wid. $895.00/month + utilities 611 /00 Jobs, Part-time Jobs and w\vw.ocmconcepts.com Three-bedroom, Cherry Hill Town house, I 737-7127. Permanent Career '/, Baths, Central NC, Washer, Dryer, Ref., DAFFODILS ARE COMfNG! STUDENT HEALTH SERVICES GARDENING WORKSHOP Gas Stove W/W Cpt., Fenced yard with Free, Free, Free parking! Madison Dr. Opportunities! DAFFODILS ARE COMfNG! March TELEPHO E COMMENT LINE "Design Your Dream Landscape" Gardens. Walk to UD. City Reg. And Insp. townhouses, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, WID. W/W Listed in each issue of 17, 2000 to Kent County Delaware. The Call the "comment line" with questions, Tuesdays, Feb. 29, March 7 and 14, Max 4 Person Occ. $875 + Uti!. Avail. carpet, Dishwasher, Central Air, ample Kent County Unit of the American comments, and/or suggestions about our 7-9pm, University of Delaware June I. 12 mo. Lease. Call 368-1 I 09. parking. All units have decks. Available The Review Cancer Society has selected March 13- services, 831-4898. College of Agriculture Science's June & July $1100.00. 1-800-642-6898 17, 2000 for their 2000 Daffodil Days Fischer Greenhouse, Newark. before 10 P.M. Campaign. Donations collected from Conducted by NCC Master Gardeners. 4 bedroom house, Madison Dr., W&D, DW, the flower sale will be used for cancer Call 83 I-COOP to pre-register. refin floors , excel tenant refs $900/mo Rehoboth-summer group ren tals. Great control programs and research. Cut avail6/ 1. 731-4572. ' ' location. Ca11 302-227-1833 . daffodils in bunches of I 0 can be CAUJTONI bought for $6, and single pots for $8.50. Half and full cases of the cut and Houses for rent. Madison Dr., Choate, N. Summer Job Fair at the Rehoboth Beach Apts. Available 6/1/00. Recently renovated, potted daffodils can also be ordered and Chapel. Ca!l 239-1367 . Convention Center, 229 Rehoboth Ave. I block from campus. I and 2 bedroom. delivered by UPS to your desired For information call (302)684-2956 between Many Spring Break companies are created to bilk students on Friday and Saturday, March I 0 & II , .1 destination. Daffodils Buy Hope! Buy 12pm-8pm. 2000. Anyone interested in a summer job out of their money. These companies exist only long en0119h Daffodils! To order cal l Madison Dr. Townhouses. 4 person permit, at the Rehoboth Beach- Dewey Beach, washer/dryer. Avail611, $1000/mo. to receive advance payments and then dissolve before Delaware resort area should plan to 1-800-304-0779. 366-1 92'. Need a place to live? attend. Bring resumes with references! delivering ¥the goods". Other unscrupulous travel companies There will be interviewing and hiring on­ Don't stress, Read promise lavish accommodations and deliver far less. The the-spot. Over I ,000 positions available. Gardening Workshop: "Perfect For rent: House on Prospect Avenue, 3 The Job Fair is scheduled from I 0 am Perenn ials", Tues. March 21 , 7-9 p.m. bedroom, 4 students allowed, stan June, The Review's Review does not have the ,means to differentiate between until 4 pm each day. Admission is free. and "Organic Vegetable Gardemng," 454-1360. honest, reputable companies and •tty-by-night" advertisers. For more info., call 302-227-2233 or Thurs. March 23, 7-9 p.m. or Sat Apn l "For Rent" Section! 800-441 - 1329, ext. 12. I, 9- 11 a.m., University of Delaware Please research all Spring Break offers carefully, and ~ College of Agricul tural Science's Fischer Greenhouse, Newark. contact University Travel at 831-4321 (Trabant UniversitY Conducted by NCC Master Gardeners. Center) for a flyer which lists safe and legitimate tours. The Call 831 -COOP to pre-register. Review wishes our readers a safe and fun Spring Break. Look Us Up On The Web!

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Nonetheless, Gorecki s ti II want­ eyes 3rd ed more. With Salvo and junior third baseman Peter M aestrales stil l out o n the bases, Gorecki hit a shot over the left-center fi eld wall to tally the first ho me run of hi s straight coll ege career. "We' re a solid team- a s ingles team." Gorecki said. " Any power we get makes us even stronger.'· Overa ll, the freshmen had a victory great afternoon. Vincent. in his first college start, BY G REG JONES pitched six score less innings, g iv­ Staff Rt!porter ing up onl y two hit , and striking Coming off a dominating wm out six. Gorecki went 2-for-4 , dri­ over 25th-ranked Rutgers Ia t ving in three. Schne ider went 2- Saturday. the Delaware men·s fo r- 3 at the plate, chalked up two lacrosse team (2-1 ) faces eighth­ RBI and scored two runs. ranked No rth Carolina (3-0) in Schneider, along with hi s great Chapel Hill this weekend. day at the plate, caught a solid In preparation for this game. defensive game as well. Hens head coach Bob Shillinglaw "He's in the lead to be the starter THE REVIEW I Mike Louie said he is taking more o f a " blue­ behi nd the plate," said Delaware collar approach.·' Hens freshman catcher John Schneider attempts to tag a head coach Bob Hannah of ··This means work ing hard o n THE REV LEW I Mtke Louie Schneider's performance Tuesday. Rider player in Tuesday's 11-2 Delaware victory. developing a more balanced attack Delaware takes on North Carolina at Chapel Hill, N.C. Saturday. "We have to sort some things sti ll, William a nd Mary team that in Wil lamsburg. Ya. Saturday' on defense and offense:· he said. the Naval Academ y last Saturday attacker Chase Martin. w ho and now find a backup.'" Hannah said may be the best team contest starts at noon, while "We've been making adj u tment at Chapel Hill. already has 77 goals and 45 assists T he Hens will play three road it has fielded in years. Sunday's match-up commences at to what the other team does:· Down 7-2 to the Midshipmen at and fellow seni or attacker Matt gam es this weeke nd against a Friday's game begin at 3 p.m. I p.m. To make these adjustments, one point. the Tar Heel o ffense Crofton, who now has 65 goals and Shilling law said, the team has been was revived in the third quarter by 45 assists. looking at tapes, breaking down scoring fo ur times to tie the game. On Saturday, the Hens wi ll need the Tar Heels· stre ngth and weak­ A go;l by j unior attacker- Jeff to rely on a g roup of experienced nesses and then talking to other Sonke secured the win in overtime. defender led by juniors Brian teams that have played them. Carolina's potent offense fea­ Barrett, Bi ll Neely. and Jamie Shillinglaw a lso said North tures several other players w ho are Andrew fo r the m to win. Hen Peckings Carolina's main strength lies in its within sho uting distance of mov­ Shilling law said. offensive production. ing onto the school's career top- I 0 On offense, Delaware will rely This was apparent in the team ·s I ist. on freshman midfie lder Ryan 11-1 0 sudden-death victorv against Thi <; includes Tar Heel senior Me!zhower. who led the Hens with Golf opens season; precision s~aters win_ four goal in their victory over Mt. St. Marys March I. and junior • D elaware's golf team opened honors last Friday at the Bedard complete the attacker Liam Wertheimer, w ho its spring campaign with a 12th­ America East tournament lun­ honorees. scored three goals at Rutgers last place fi nish at the Northwood cheon. Saturday. College Invitational Tuesday at Pegues was named to the first "That [Rutgers] win was very the West Palm Beach (Fla.) team, while Gordon and pleasing because we hadn't exe­ Country Club. Marciulionis were named to the cuted up to that point:· Shilli ng law The Hens finished with a third. team. said. " It was a complete win. team total of 635 shots during With the selection, Pegues "The guys have improved a lot, the 36-hole two-day event. became the first player in we've had spirited practices, and Twe nty-two teams competed in Delaware basketball history to we know now what we have to the event with Webber College earn first-team Ali -Co nfer~nce do,.. he said. finishing first with a team score honors three times. Senior co-captain Je ff Krafft of 603. Joining Pegues on the first said he agreed with Shillinglaw. Fres hman Eric S tepanian led team is H ofstra senior g uard "The team as a who le is confi­ Delaware with a two-day total Craig Claxton, who was named dent,"· the defen eman said. ..We of 156. the America East Player of the had a good practice. We are going Year. Claxton also won tbe in with a business-like attitude." • Seniors Mike Pegues, John award in 1998 after his sopho­ Saturday's game begin at I G o rdon and Kestutis more campaign. p.m . o n Fetzer Fie ld. The two Marc iulionis were awarded with Vermont's Tony Orciari and THE REVIEW I Mike Lo uie teams have met I 0 times in their All-America East basketball Maine's Nate Fox and Andy Junior Liam Wertheimer on the attack vs. Loyola earlier this season. history. splitting the series 5-5. Dutchmen ~ America East> All-Conference Teams ~ stand in Women First team Jamie Cassidy -center -Maine Hens' way Karalyn Church - forward -Vermont Orsi Farkas -center - New Hampshire Cindy Johnson -guard - Delaware of 3rd title Tesha Tinsley -guard - Northeastern continued from B8 Second team In their victory over Delaware, C laxton and Alison Dixon -center - Boston U. the Dutchmen combined for II steals and fo rced Lani Lawrence -center -Northeastern 2 1 turnovers. The 5-foot- 11 . 180-po und Claxton al o leads Danielle Leyfert -forward -Delaware Hofstra in poi nts (22.8 points per game). w hich Shniece Perry -forward - Towson ranks him ninth in the country and assist (5.9 Amy Vachon -guard - Maine apg) - second in the conference. Brey said he plans to pit junior guard Billy Wells against Claxton at the point g uard position. Third team This past weekend, Wells contained Towson's Morgan Hall--guard - Vermont Damon Cason, who only scored II points on 4- Janeka Lopp -forward -Hartford o f-7 shooting and virtually shut down Maine's Maureen Michaels -guard -Drexel Huggy Dye. who shot a dismal 2-of- 14 fro m the THE REVIEW I Scon McAllister fie ld for five points in the quarterfinals and semi­ Mikki Miller -forward - Drexel The Delaware softball team prepares to host Army in a doubleheader at the Delaware Softball Christina Rible -forward - Delaware finals of the America East to urname nt re pecti vc­ Diamond on Saturday. The Hens went 3-1 in last weekend's tournament in Virginia. ly. Another concern going into the championship game has been the injury status of John Gordon. Gordon had apparently re-inj ured his left foot America East against Towson. but rewrned to action against Army invades UD for two· Maine. shooting 3-of-9 for seven points. Brey sajd after the Towson game that Gordon :AJl-Conference Teams team swept Army in a doubleheader. maintain that and a l o get our bats and the Hens were lucky because he did not tear Delaware will "Army is a tough team and much going, our team wtll do well again t scar tissue that would have sidelined him com­ different from two years ago:· Army." plete ly. Men L :rguson aid. ·They have a very Hitting strong he hi ltu Mark is Gordon wi ll be ready to go by Saturday. but look to continue First team seasoned team with only a fe w Ia t year·s conference Rookie of the took off the first couple o f days of practice a fter freshmen. If we can be consistem Year. sophomore outfie lt.lcr Mandy the Maine game as a precautionary mea ure, Brey Craig Claxton a solid start to its with our bat and maintain good Welch, who ha a .364 average. said earlier this week. Mike Pegues pitching, then our outlook will he Sophomore catcher Michelle Stack Hens fans have bo ug ht up approximately Andy Bedard regular season good." is al o httting \\ CII , batting at a .333 I ,000- 1,200 seats to the game. That may seem a The Hen ·· pitching has been a clip. large number, but will be nothing ·compared to Nate Fox ~ ~- 'r""''"' BY BRIAN BOLAND key aspect of th eir success this year. enior captain Chri Brady said the 4.000 all otted to the Dutchmen contingent. Swjf Reporter Seni or Kri ti O 'Connell and fresh­ she feels very confidem going up Nonethe less, the team said it believes it has a With momentum pushing the men Brooke May and Su an Dugan against Army and that the team wi ll very strong chance of winning. squad in the ri ght direction and the have had strong outi ngs on the take all the po~itive from the "We have a great team with a lot of veterans Second team bars swinging its way, Delaware's mound and have a combined ERA Virginia tournament and build off who have been there before;· said senior forward softball team faces a doubleheader Brian Barber of 1.22. the momentum. Mike Pegues, who has been on a tear in the last against Army on Sunday. Huggy Dye "Our pi tching has Because of the fluctuating tem­ three weeks. He has averaged 23.5 ppg in the last The Hens will look to been very sound o far peratures. Ferguson said, weather e ight regular season games. Pegues has been Roberto Gittens maintain a winning atti - this eason," ' Ferg uson could be a factor for Sunday's duu­ equally do minant in the America Ea t tourna­ tude that was evident in Mike Kouser SOITBALL said. '·and th e onl y thing bleheat.ler. ment. their 3-1 record in last we need to work o n i ·'Our team has recent!) been He scored 32 points and ripped down 13 Nonnan Richardson ___,.,...,,""'r" weekend' tournament in keeping QUr hitting playing in warm weather that is pre­ rebounds against Towson. and despite double Virginia. strong.'· dicted to end on Sunda) with much coverage fro m Maine. Delaware 's all -time lead­ The Black Knights Third team Junior thi rd ba eman Lauren colder te mperatures." Fergu on ing scorer racked up anothe r 2 1 point and I 0 have compi led a 3-3 record th is Mark, the 1999 America East Player aitl. "The change in the weather boards in the win over Maine. Kestutis Marciulionis -guard - Delaware year. The squad was picked to win of the Year. lead the team with a could play a significant role T he Hens wi ll take on the Dutchmen Saturday the Patriot League conference John Gordon -guard -Delaware .452 batting average and .548 slug­ Sundav. at 11:30 a.m. The sold-out game will be natio nal­ before the season began. Julian Dunkley - forward - Maine ging percentage. Wh ~ th er the mcrcur) i ~ hi gh or ly televised on ESPN. Delaware's head coach B.J. '·We played we ll during the last not. the Hens will begin thctr play '·If we can wi n this one, .. Brey said, "it would Marcus Blossom - guard - Northeastern Ferguson hopes hi story will repeat tournament wi th trong pitching and aQainst the Black Knight s at I p.m . be the sweetest by fa r."' itself from two years ago, when her Tobe Carbeny - guard - Ye1mont defense:· Mark said. "If we can at the Delaware Softball Diamond. SECOND EXPOSUR E

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Nom.:thelc~~- Gorcck i q ill \\ clllt­ eyes 3rd cd more. With S,tl,·n and junior third ha~cman Peter M a~.:~ tr ale~ ~ ti l l o ut on the h a~es. Gor~.:cl;i hit a ~hot O\'e r the left-center fie ld \\all to tally the first ho me run of his straight college career. "We.re a ~o lio team- a ~i n g l e~ tea111.·· Gnn.:cki ~aid . ··Any ps inning~ . giv­ Slll/1 RtpontJ in \! up onl \ two llll ~. an d strikin !! Coming o iT a Llominating \\"Jil lH~ six. G:lrccki went ~ -for--I. uri':. over 25th-ranked Rut g cr~ la-.t \' ing in three. Schneider we nt 2- Saturua\. the Delaware m e n ·~ for-3 at the plate. chalked up two lacwsse. team (2-1 ) fac~.:. eighth­ RB I and scored two runs. ranked No rth Carolina {:\-OJ in Schneider. along With his gr~.:at Chapel Hi ll thi \\CekcnJ. day at the plate. caught a ·olio In preparation for thi ~ game. defcnsi\'e game as well. Hens head coach Bob ' hillinglaw "He·-, in the leaJ to he the ~ tart e r .T ilL RE\"IE\\' I :'- hk~ Lout.: ·aid he is tak1ng more of a "blue­ behind the plate.·· aid Dela"·are collar approach:· Hens freshman catcher .John Schneider attempts to tag a THE RE\'IE\\' I i\hk ~ Lou ie head coach Boh Hannah of "This mean~ working hard on Rider player in Tuesday's 11-2 Delaware victor y. Schneider·~ performance Tuesday. de,·eloping a more halancct.l attacl; Delaware takes on North Carolina at Chapel Hill. N.C. Saturday. ··w e ha\'C to son some thing till. William and i\t ar~ team that in \\.i ll a nhburg. \'a. Saturda) ·_., on de!'cnse and o ffense ... he said. the Na\'al Academy last Saturday allacker Chase Martin. who and nO\\ fin d a backup.·· Hannah ~a1d ma~ he the bc-,1 IC.JIIl cnntc-, t ,tan-, at noon. "hilc "We ' \'c been making auju~tm c nts at Chapel Hill. March I. and junim • Delaware's golf team opened honors last Friday at the Bedard complete the first-team attacker Li am Wertheimer. who it. spring campaign with a 12th­ America East tournament lun­ honorees. scored three goal~ at Rutgcr last place finish at the Northwood cheon. Saturday. College Invitati onal Tue day at Pegues was named to the fi rst • Delaware's Precision Figure "That l Rutgers I win 11 as vcr~ the We t Palm Beach (Fla.) team, while Gordon and Skating team finished second pleasing because we hadn't exe­ C ountry Club. M arciulionis were named to the last weekend a t the U.S. Figu{e c ut ed up to that poi nt.·· Shillinglaw The Hens fini. hed with a third. team. Skating Association said. "It was a complete \\in. team total of 635 shots during With the selection, Pegues Synchronized Team "The guys ha\'C improved a lot. the 36-hole two-day event. became the first player in Championship 1n Plymouth. wc'1e had spi ri ted practices. and Twenty-two teams competed in Delaware basketball history to M ich. 1\C know now 11 hat we have to the event w ith Webber College earn first-team All-Conference The " Prccisionaires:· who are Llo ... he ~ait.l. finishing: first with a team score­ honors three times. in their 15th year of existence, Senior co-captain Jeff Krafft of 603. ~ Joining Pegues on the fir~t fin1shed behind gold medalist ~aid he agr..:ed "ith Shi lli ngla\\. rreshman Eric Stepanian led team is Hofstra seni0r guard Miami of Ohio in t.he nine-team "Th..: team as a \\·hnlc is confi­ Delaware with a two-day total Crnig Claxton, who was named Colle!!iate Finals field. dent.·· the Uefcn'>CITHin ~a i d. ··We of I 56. the America East Player of the "W"e skated a clean program,'' had a good practic:e. \.Vc arc going Year. C laxton also won the junior Jaime Ullman said. in with ll husinc;;-lil;e altitude:· • Senior · Mike Pegues, John award in !998 after his sopho­ ··we're proud of ourselves." Saturday·s game begin · at I Gordo n and Kestutis more campaign. p.m. o n Fetzer fielt.l. The two Marciulionis were awarded with Vermont ·s Tony Orciari and - compiled by Mike Lewis THE REVIE\\' I Mike Louie teams ha\'e met 10 times in their All-America East bas ketball M a ine's Nate Fox and Andy Junior Liam Wertheimer on the attack vs. Loyola earlier this season. hi story. spl itting the series 5-5. •. Dutchmen America East • All-ConferenceTe~ stand zn Women First team Jamie Cassidy -center -Maine Hens' way Karalyn Church -forward -Vermont Orsi Farkas -center -New Hampshire Cindy Johnson -guard - Delaware of 3rd title Tesha Tinsley -guard - Northeastern continued from B8 Second team In their victory over Delaware. Claxton and Alison Dixon -center - Boston U. the Dutchmen combined for I I teal and fo rced Lani Lawrence -center - Northeastem 2 I turno\'ers. The 5-foot- 11. 180-pound C laxton a l ~o le a d ~ Danielle Leyfert -forward -Delaware Hofstra in points e2.8 points per game). \\'hich Shniece Perry -forward - Towson ranks him ninth in the country and as. i~ t> (5 .9 Amy Vachon -guard -Maine apg) -second in the conference. Bre) said he pl am to pit junior guard Bill y \\'ell · again~t (I, xtun at th e poi nt guard position. Third team This past weekend. We ll containcu To w~on· ~ Morgan Hall -guard -Vennont Damon Cason. who only ~co re d II point ~ on -1- Janek:a Lopp -forward -Hartford of-7 shooting and 'inually ~ hut down M aine·, Maureen Michaels -guard -Drexel HtH!g\ Dye. who :, hot a di, mal 2-of- 14 from the Mikki Miller - forward -Drexel THE RE\'IE\\ I ScCln ~1cAIIis J er fiei~tfo r l:i\'e poinb in the quarterfinal, and emi­ The Delaware softball team prepares to host Army in a doubleheadrr at the Delaware Softball final s of the !'\me rica Ea't tournamc lll rc,pcctJ\ e­ Christina Rible -forward -Delaware Diamond on Saturday. The Hens went 3-1 in last weekend's tournament in Yirginia. ly. Another concern going into the c hamp ion~h ip game ha:, been the injury status or John GuhlchcadL'I m,,lltLun th.tt :ntd ah<> get our hat~ and the He ns were luck) becatl',c he did not tear Delaware will "Arm) i, a tough tCCJIIl anJ lllllc·h gotng ouJtc·,,m \I il l dn "''If again ·t ·car ti sue that \\ OUit.l have :, idclined him com­ different from t\\ll year'> ago. . \ r m) ." pletely. Men i ~rguson '><\IU ...The) ha' e a 'c'J"\ f-litting ,tlllllg behl l>,; :\lark is Gordon " ill he ready to go b) Saturda). hut look to continue First team seasoned tc:am 1\ 1th nnl) :.< ~.:,, JJ,J 'ca1 't:t couple of day~ of practice after freshmen . If \\C c.u1 he con'1 tent Y..: 11. c Sophlll lll >Je c.t1Lhe1 :'>.IJ chelk ~t ac k Hen:, fans have bought up approximate!) Andy Bedard regular season \! Olld ... 1, :Ji,o hilling \\c·ll. h.lliJng at a .:n3 1.000- 1.200 ~ cat :, to the game. That ma) :,cem a - The Hem· pilclnng h:h bee n a cli p large number. hut will be nothing compared to BY BRlr\1'\ BOLA1 D l;e) a ~pc:ct Plth..:i r -,uccc" thi~ :car -;e ni• '' c.tpl.llll Chii' 13r,Jd) -,a it.! the -1.000 a ll otted to the Dutchme n contingent. Still/ R t"flf/riCI Senior Kri,tl o·connclf and llc:>h , IJ , fc·,·b \l'l: clllllluent go111g up 1oncthelcs . the team said it be li eve~ it has a \\'ith momentum pushing the men Brook <.' i\1:\~ and SLht again<,~ Army on Sunday. Huggy Dye --~udJ ··our pnching h.t~ fkL.Ill'>e <11 the· lluclU.ItJng tem­ three weeks. He ha; a1 c raged 23.5 ppg 111 th e Ia l The H en~ wi II look to bt::ell \ 'L'I')' -, ound <.ll I :1r I'''T <~lUIC" . I CJgu-,on ,,ud. \lc'athct eight regular ~ea on game ~. P..: g ue ~ has heen Roberto Gittens -Hofstra mai ntain a winning atti- thi, '>ea-,on ... Fcrgu-,on Ll'Uicl he• ,\ l.tc lr'r lor Sund.t: ·~ J ou equally dominant in the America Ea'>t tourna­ llldc that was evident in Mike Kou er -forward -Drexel SOFTBALL ~aid. "and the onl) thlllg bkhe.tdc•r. ment. their 3- 1 record in last -Ho f~tra \\C necu l\l \lOri; un I\ ·Our te.tm h,h rec:entl: been He cored 32 point. and ripped OO\\ n 13 i\orman Richardson -fotward \\ cekend·s tournament in 1-- ee p111g ()\))' hilliiT g pl.i\JIIg Ill \1,\illl 1\e;tlhCI ih;ll h pre rebounds again ·t Towson. and J c~ pit c douhle Virginia. \lf'llllg. dlctLd to end 11n ~ u nda~ \\Jih 11\llc'h coverage from Maine. Dela\\arc·.., all-time lcat.I­ The Black Knighh Third team Jun1nr th1rd ba,cman Lauren tc:Jnpcl.tturL'' I cJgtl nn Jng '>core r ra-ked up another 21 pn1n 1;, anti 10 have compiled a 3-3 record th is i\1ark. the I SII.JtJ Amcric.J Ea~t Pia: ..:r I he clt.tngc· II\ the• \IL'.Jthu boards in the \\ in over Ma1ne. Kestutis Marciulionis -guard -Delaware year. The squad wa~ pickc:J to \\in ur the Yea r. k·ad-, the t..:am \\ ilh ;t pl.i\ ,) 'igllilil 11\1 r.>le The Hens will take on the Dutchme n Saturday the Patriol League Loni"crcncc John Gordon -guard - Delaware . -15~ hauing :t\erage and .5-1:-1 , Jug ­ Sund.i' ::tt II :30 a. m. The . o ld-out game \\·ill he national­ before the season began. Julian Dunkley - forward -Maine ging perccnt.tgc:. \\ heihcl the 1\h'Jc'lll\ h IH:,:h PI !) te le1 i'cd on ESP Dcla\\are's head coach B.J . "We pl.t)c:J \\ell du11llg the· l.t,t 111'1 th< lie 11, "ill hc~tn tl•c·r r pl.i) .. If we can \\in thi ~ one ... Brc: !>aid ...It IIOtild Marcus Blossom -guard- o nh ca~tc rn Ft:: rgu-.o n hope~ hi~tory \\'il l repeat tournament\\ 11h '>trnng p1tch 1n g .llld .1 ~ ll ll't th,· ){l;~cl; Kn l!;dlh .tt I 1' Ill he the \Weetest 0) far."· it ~elf · fro m two year' ago. when h..:r Tobc Carbe1Ty -guard -Vem1ont Llcfen,e:· \larl-- ,.ud. "If \\C L.tn .1; ih·· I kl.i\\ .11\' \ plth.iii i)J .IIlltl)hl inside This date in sports histo~y • Men's lacrosse team faces • On March I 0, 1963, test in 8th-ranked Tar Heels NBA-great Wilt • Softball team hosts Army Chamberlain of the San in a weekend doubleheader Francisco Warriors core ...... see page B7 70 points vs. Syracu e .

www.review.udel.edu Commentary Delaware shoots Hens MIKE LEWIS for AE crown, reach trip to NCAAs semis• BY DOMENICO MONTANARO He said Delaware has " the BY MATfHEW STEINMETZ Managing Sports Edirnr upper hand" even if the game is Managing Span.< Ediror Brackets There was no frenzied celebra­ played in a "dumpyard.'' Despite riding the momentum of an He added that the Hens are tion. Fans did not rush the court. eight-game winning streak into the Players were not cutting down any being prematurely overlooked by America East tournament, the Delaware nets. vario us media outlets that are women 's basketball team faced a stiff 101: class They all knew there was one already awarding the illustrious challenge from New Hamp hire yester­ more step. NCAA To urnament bid - the • day afternoon. • After the third-seeded Delaware prize both squads will be gunning They responded. men's basketball team beat No. 2 for- to the Dutchmen. 1n session The Hen (21 -7) trailed the Wildcats "I was watching ESPN and Maine 68-46 on Saturday, the Hens (13-15) for most of the were not jubilant - they were talking about firs t half, eventually month into the new semes­ they were focused and what seed Hofstra will entering the locker ter, the most exciting class ready. get," he said. "Well, we A of the year is finally about room down one bucket Ready, that is, for have something to say to commence. after 20 minu tes of the next obstacle - about that. play. 34-32. In this intensive three-week "We're going to No.l-seeded Hofstra. New Hampshire, course, students arduously study the "I like our big­ wi n." participants, grade the respective seeded sixth, continued game experience," Hens head Brey and the Hens may be to scare o. 3 seed Delaware in the sec­ competitors and finally decide the coach Mike Brey said. "We ' ve opti mistic, but winning at Hofstra fate of 64 separate entities. ond half until the Hens drew even 57-57 been there before. I like our has proven to be no easy task for with 6:12 remaining. Of course, this class will not be chances." anyone this season. found in a Spring Semester course Delaware pulled away from that But it wi ll be a little bit tougher The Dutchmen head into the point on, scoring 16 straight points to put catalog. It is simply known as this year for the two-time defend- title game with the fourth-longest THE REVIEW :' Scon l\lcAIIister Bracketology I 0 I - the mixing and Mike Pegues will be playing in his final America East game the game out of the Wi ldcats' reach. ing America East champion. home-winning streak in the nation First-team All-Conference selection matching of 64 men's college basket­ Delaware will have to try at 25. ball teams into the NCAA Saturday when his Hens battle Hofstra for the conference title. Cindy Johnson scored 13 of her 17 t o wm· thts. one on th e -,...... Check----· out And Delaware has not points in the second stanza, while sec­ Tournament. road. been exempt from losing Delaware battled with Hofstra Dutchmen. The process has been in the works in what was without a doubt one of "We were certainly disappoim­ ond-team pick Danielle Leyfert tallied a The team is forced to the men's and on Long Island. The Hens game-high 26 points. since last Saturday, with 29 confer­ travel to Hempstead, women's AE have not won at Hofstra the best games in the conference ed last time up there." Brey said. ence tournaments concluding within this season. ··we can 't help off Richardson so The win sends the Hens to their first N .Y., to take on the All-Conference since Feb. 6, 1998- more semifinal game since 1993. They will a span of eight days. Flying Dutchmen in than two years ago. Last Unfortunately for t he Hens, much. We have to take better care It is in these mini-tournaments that Hofstra junior guard Norman of the ball because their ball pres­ face No. 2 seed Maine, which blew past Hofstra Arena on teams on B7 season, Delaware was Boston University, 73-52, yesterday. some of sports' most enthusiastic Saturday. beaten by a Craig Richardson got hot and burned sure has bothered us. and we also moments take place. Delaware fo r 22 second-half have to keep their bigger guys off Delaware and the Black Bears (19-9) "We kind of like being the " Speedy" Claxton tip-in at the split their two clashes during the regular Small-conference championship underdog with nothing to lose,' buzzer. points. He shot 7- 11 in the second the boards_ They really hurt us." contests featuring Samford vs. stanza, including 4-of-7 fro m T he main source of Hofstra's season- with the Hens winning their Brey said. "We are very ready." Despite beating the Dutchmen most recent meeting, 84-79, in overtime. Central Florida and Ball State vs. Senior sharp s hooter John 85-81 on Jan. 9 at home this year, three-poim range. ball pres ure is Claxton. He leads Miami (Oh.) might not appear to be The Hens were leading 57-56 the conference with 3.28 teals per The teams tip off tonight at 8 p.m., Gordon went so far as to guarantee the Hens were dropped 82-70 on with the winner advancing to the compelling, but for the participating victory after this past Saturday's Feb. 6 in Hempstead. with 7:58 remaining but were game and ranks e ighth in the teams who know their only cliance to outscored 20-8 in th e next fi ve nation in the category. America East title game. The conference win, citing the Hens' experience However, the score does not tell champion will then earn an automatic make the NCAAs is to win their tour­ and know-how in post-season play. the true story of the contest. minutes, sealing the victory for the ney, it might as well be the Super see DUTCHMEN page B7 bid to the NCAA Tournament. Bowl. Deep down, these squads know they have but a slim chance to win the national c hampionship. But for UD bats explode on Rider that single game, they fight and scrap for the chance to see their school's name in the almighty bracket. . BY ROB ERDMAN batters, striking out the first two of Vukovich. Where these squads are placed in Sraff R~porrer the second inning. He then got Vukovich proved to Rider that the bracket is revealed this Sunday, Led by the impressive play of some help from junior Chris playing the numbers and averages when both CBS and ESPN broadcast three freshmen, the Delaware Kolodzey, who made a diving grab may not always be the most intel­ tournament selection specials. baseball squad sent Rider home in right field to get the third out. ligent idea. The preliminary stages of with a loss, as the Hens bucked the Vincent also was able to assist With a ping from his aluminum Broncs 11-2, Tuesday. the. defense by keeping the ball Bracketology begin during these bat, he cleared the bases, knocking shows, when broadcasters and Delaware Jooked very sharp, as down in the strike zone with men in t wo with a backbreaking triple. all aspects of its game came on base. experts discuss the upcoming games, Keeping the inning alive, complain about which teams were together in an impressive win. Twice, he was able to get the Vukovich stood on thi rd as omitted and debate which region The Hens used their Broncs to ground into Schneider came to bat. After (East, Southeast, Midwest or West) is power and speed to r----:::=---==--~==-- momentum-ending dou- working the count to 3-and-2, he the toughest. manufacture runs, ble plays. · j acked a fastball over the left-cen­ More often than not, the shows while stifling defense "I kept the changeup ter field wall for his first colle­ will have cameras strategically and clutch pitching pre- down, and they ground- giate home run . placed at two universities where there served the lead. ed out," Vincent said. "I The Hens never looked back. In are teams that are foreseen to be on Freshman Jason feel I cari perform fairly fact. they were hungry for more. the bubble. Vincent, looking more experi- well in clutch situations." Coming into the seventh, enced than his age would indicate, Just as the freshman pitcher was Delaware loo ked to satisfy its The range of emotions between a THE REVIEW I Mike Louie picked up the victory Tuesday the cornerstone of the Hens appetite. Schneider led off the team that makes the field and a squad In his first collegiate start, freshman pitcher Jason Vincent hurled six that fails to do so is immense. afternoon. defense, the singing bats of two inning with a single. his third hi t While the favored team's members His timing was impeccable, as freshmen led the offense as well. of the afternoon. scoreless innings, helping the Hens to an 11-2 win vs. Rider, Tuesday. are shouting, stomping and hugging he pitched himself out of some Delaware's attack was sparked Sophomore Casey Fahy fol­ each other with joy, the rejected team sticky situations. by redshirt freshman catcher John lowed with a bunt single. After is silent, numb and usually unable to After giving up a lead-off triple Schneider and freshman designat­ sophomore shortstop Kris D ufner keep tears from falling. Io Rider center fielder Darren ed hitter Reid Gorecki. grounded into a fielder's choice, Vincent victorious But that type of emotion is why Pan~olfini in the top of the first, Schneider came through in the men were on first and thi rd. Vincent composed himself. He fourth, as the Hens scored fo ur Junio r second baseman Andrew sports fans engage in Bracketology in BY JEFF GLUCK changeup to the next batter, which pro mptly got the next batter to pop runs. After the first two Delaware Salvo singled, driving in the first place. We love to see two Srajj Rep

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