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Court ends second day of CAMPUS UF investigates Sakai spam gay marriage discussion BRIANNA HANDY ment are investigating whether the 19 ALEX HARRIS ment will extend the same benefi ts allowed to Alligator Contributing Writer IDs were given voluntarily. Alligator Contributing Writer straight couples, such as health care and tax cuts, The individual sent about 38,000 to gay couples in states that already recognize Spam messages in Sakai, UF’s emails to students and instructors in The Supreme Court entered into its second gay marriage. course management system, have 126 courses, he said. day of deliberation on gay marriage Wednesday, “If you live together, if you have a life togeth- never been an issue until recently. Johnson, who couldn’t reveal the this time to talk about the constitutionality of the er, you can fi le jointly for things,” Siegel said. After the UF Computing Help identity of those involved, said the Defense of Marriage Act. “It’s the same idea as being married without hav- Desk received a number of complaints email was promoting a website and The federal law, which passed in 1996, defi nes ing the ceremony.” from students about spam messages service created by the main student. marriage as between one woman and one man. in their Sakai inboxes a few weeks Rebecca Mysels received the email Although the court didn’t make a decision “I’m absurdly happy that we’re at ago, UF Information Technology be- multiple times. Wednesday, fi ve out of the nine justices were least in the position where there’s a gan investigating. “I deleted it the fi rst time I saw it,” critical of the law’s legality. possibility of equality for everyone.” Doug Johnson, the assistant direc- the 23-year-old, fi rst-year UF early News of the court’s concern has local gay tor for UF’s learning services, said this childhood education graduate stu- Bridget Siegel is considered a social hacking, not a dent said. “But when I logged in a few rights activists excited. president the UF’s Chapter of Pride Student Union Bridget Siegel, a 21-year-old UF religion ju- technical hacking, because no com- hours later, it was there again.” nior and president of the UF’s Chapter of Pride The decision would also affect the District of puter hacking was found during the UFIT has turned the report over to Student Union, called gay marriage a basic hu- Columbia and the nine states that already allow investigation. A student used the Ga- Student Affairs and UPD to determine man right. gay marriage such as New York, Iowa and Ver- torLink usernames and passwords of what action to take next, Johnson said. “I’m absurdly happy that we’re at least in the mont. 19 other individuals to send the mes- Because this incident violated multiple position where there’s a possibility of equality On Tuesday, the court also deliberated on sages. UF policies as well as state and federal for everyone,” she said. “That in itself is one of California’s Proposition 8, a 2008 law that bans Johnson said UF’s Division of Stu- laws related to spam, the individual the most amazing things that I could hope to see gay marriage. After two days of deliberation, the dent Affairs and the UF Police Depart- could face fi nes and expulsion. in my lifetime.” court won’t release a decision until this summer. If the court strikes DOMA down, the govern- SEE MARRIAGE, PAGE 4 FGCU issues an apology for anti-Gator chants at pep rally ◗ STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT TJ accept our expression of regret.” VILLAMIL RECEIVED AN APOLOGY Villamil said he understood the stu- EMAIL. dents got caught in the heat of the mo- ment. COLLEEN WRIGHT “Often times, excitement and Alligator Writer a new experience can cause rash and hasty decisions to be made. Florida Gulf Coast University’s Stu- In this moment of excitement dent Body issued an apology to UF after for our young school, I hope that students at an FGCU pep rally shouted you will accept our expression of vulgar chants broadcasted on live TV. FGCU Student Body President Peter regret.” Peter Cuderman Cuderman apologized in an email to UF FGCU Student Body President Student Body President Tj Villamil after students chanted “F--- the Gators” dur- ing an ESPN broadcast. He said he was surprised by the apol- The FGCU Eagles will play the Gators ogy. in the South Region semifi nal of the “It was one of those things that showed NCAA basketball tournament Friday. the character of their student representa- The Eagles are the fi rst No. 15 seed to ad- tives on campus,” he said. vance to the Sweet 16 in the tournament’s FGCU Student Body President-elect history, according to ESPN. Juan Cubillo said he read Cuderman’s Cuderman wrote the negative chants apology. do not refl ect on the university. “People just decided to show their “Often times, excitement and a new competitive nature the wrong way,” Kelly Logan / Alligator Staff experience can cause rash and hasty de- he said. “I’m sure most of them would change the chant that they did to not get Baby, Bunny cisions to be made,” he wrote in the apol- ogy email. “In this moment of excitement negative publicity.” Elizabeth Poe, 20 months, pets Jezebel the rabbit at the Union Street Farmers Market on for our young school, I hope that you will Contact Colleen Wright at cwright@ Wednesday. It’s open from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Wednesdays on Bo Diddley Community Plaza. alligator.org.

Today 70/41 Court rules arrest based on dog sniffi ng unconstitutional How long will Donovan stay at Florida? FORECAST 2 CLASSIFIEDS 11 But local police dogs don’t search in that manner, pg 5. Columnist Greg Luca discusses coach Billy OPINIONS 6 CROSSWORD 13 Eating salty foods could be deadly, study shows Donovan’s future and whether he would leave the AVENUE 7 SPORTS 15 The recommended daily intake is 2,000 milligrams, pg 6. the Gators for another job, pg 16. 2, ALLIGATOR § THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013 News Today VOLUME 107 ISSUE 124 ISSN 0889-2423 WHAT’S HAPPENING? 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PRODUCTION Production Manager Natalie Teer, [email protected] Advertising Production Staff Sara Hasunuma, Vinnie Pierino Editorial Production Staff Shawn Janetzke, Fabiola Lara, Aubrey Stolzenberg The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pub- lished by a nonprofit 501 (c)(3) educational organization, Campus Communications Inc., P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, Florida, 32604-2257. The Alligator is published Monday through Friday morn- ings, except during holidays and exam periods. During UF summer academic terms The Alligator is published Tuesdays and Thursdays. The Alligator is a member of the Newspaper Association of America, National Newspaper Associa- tion, Florida Press Association and Southern University Newspapers. Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100 The Alligator offices are located at 1105 W. University Ave. Classified advertising can be placed at that location from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday, except for holidays. Classifieds also can be placed at the UF Bookstore. © Copyright 2005. All rights reserved. No portion of The Alligator may be reproduced in any means without the written consent of an officer of Campus Communica- tions Inc. THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 3 LOCAL Salty food kills, study shows Camp Rock — in Gainesville � THE RECOMMENDED DAILY them to take in more than 4,000 milligrams ELLEN VILLAFUERTE science and women’s studies senior and of sodium each day. The World Health Or- Alligator Contributing Writer vice president of external affairs of UF’s INTAKE IS 2,000 MILLIGRAMS. ganization’s recommended daily sodium Women’s Student Association. intake is 2,000 milligrams. The Rock ‘n’ Roll Camp for Girls, SEAN STEWART-MUNIZ “People are so used to the processed foods founded in Portland, Ore., is expanding to “I think any kind of program that Alligator Contributing Writer that are high in sodium, sugar and fat that Gainesville. empowers girls is a good one.” our taste buds are acculturated,” she said. Chelsea Carnes, a 24-year-old UF histo- Kathy Keeter Verna Groger believes cooking more The American Heart Association advises ry senior and music teacher at Studio Per- UF senior meals at home can reduce her salt intake. moderate consumption of the “Salty Six”: cussion, started the camp in Gainesville. The camp will run from Aug. 5 to Aug. And that, according to a new study, can only common foods high in sodium, including “After volunteering at the girls camps 10 at Studio Percussion, 2512 NE First be good for her health. sandwiches, soups, cold cuts and cured in Jacksonville and Orlando, I felt very in- Blvd., Building 500, and is open to girls be- Results from the 2010 Global Burden of meats, bread and rolls, pizza and poultry. spired by the feeling of empowerment being tween the ages of 8 and 17. On the first day, Disease Study were presented last week and Leonore Antoni, owner of Corner Latin given to girls. And having the instruments they will choose an instrument. During the stated over-consumption of salt contributed Confusion restaurant, said many Hispanic needed at Studio Percussion, I decided to camp, attendees will spend half the day to 2.3 million deaths from cardiovascular dis- dishes, as well as other exotic foods, use start one here with some friends,” said Car- learning the instrument, while they spend eases worldwide. In the United States, there spices for flavor instead of salt. nes, the camp’s co-director. the other half in arts and crafts and wom- were 429 deaths for every million adults. “A lot of American foods rely on salt be- The theme is empowerment for girls. en’s history workshops. When the camp Groger, a registered dietician at the cause they don’t use as many spices as we “It’s especially interesting that they are ends, the girls will put together a perfor- Gainesville Haven Hospice, said the abun- do,” Antoni said. “Without the salt, it would trying to pursue this sense of empower- mance at the music venue 1982. dance of processed food people eat causes be very bland.” ment for girls through rock ‘n’ roll, which is typically seen as masculine,” said Kathy “I think any kind of program that em- Keeter, a 21-year-old UF Spanish, political powers girls is a good one,” Keeter said. 4, ALLIGATOR � THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013 Florida residents confident about economy, survey finds to March 21 and polled 416 indi- U.S. could have ridians can feel,” he said. “It will viduals. contributed to just take a little time.” Optimism rose in March Consumer confidence rose the rise. However, not everyone is as ALEXA VOLLAND was unexpected. from 73 points to 76 points, and “It is the first optimistic. Alligator Writer He said this increased opti- personal finances now compared time in quite Camille Jamshidi, an 18-year- mism indicates, in terms of the to a year ago increased four points some time that old UF health science freshman, Florida’s consumer confidence economy, Floridians feel they are to 68, according to the survey. Florida has been said she was unsure about the However, expectations of per- under the U.S.,” health of the economy. and optimism about the recession better off. McCarty rose in the month of March. But Florida doesn’t match the sonal finances a year from now he said. “It’s looking like it could go Chris McCarty, director of UF’s national statistics. fell two points to 72. But McCarty up,” she said. “But I’m not certain Survey Research Center and direc- McCarty said as a whole, confi- McCarty said the fact that said this is a temporary turning if it could get better.” tor of the Bureau of Economic and dence is down nationwide. Florida’s unemployment rate, at point for Florida. Contact Alexa Volland at avol- Business Research, said the jump The survey was from March 13 7.8, is 0.1 percent lower than the “There will be effects that Flo- [email protected]. Headache medicine may prevent skin cancer in women ◗ THE STUDY FOUND REGULAR published in the journal “Cancer.” USE OF ASPIRIN MAY REDUCE However, Doering said there is a ter- RISK. rible temptation to associate what they found with a direct cause-and-effect re- lationship. He said this type of research SOFIA RATTES is observational, where they don’t ac- Alligator Contributing Writer tually administer drugs to people and watch them for a period of time to see An aspirin a day might keep skin what goes on with them. cancer away. Saajan Patel, a 21-year-old UF Col- A new study comprised of about lege of Pharmacy graduate student, said 60,000 postmenopausal women discov- participants need to be in a controlled ered that people who used aspirin on a environment. They can’t sunbathe and regular basis were 21 percent less likely take aspirin, assuming it will prevent to be diagnosed with the deadliest form skin cancer, he said. of skin cancer: melanoma. The study did not conclude aspirin is “Aspirin is kind of a wondrous drug the cause of the decrease in cancer risk. because people are continually find- It simply found regular use was associat- ing new uses for it,” said Paul Doering, ed with a drop in risk among Caucasian pharmacy professor at the UF College women who were studied. The study re- of Pharmacy, “anywhere from protec- lied on self-reports of aspirin use. tion against heart attacks, to protection “We have to be very careful to inter- against colon cancer. The list is a mile pret, ‘what does this really mean?’” Do- long of things that aspirin is allegedly ering said. “I think it’s way premature to good for.” suggest that all women out there ought Elise Giordano / Alligator Staff Aspirin use for five years or more to gobble down an aspirin every day to A new study shows postmenopausal women who use aspirin regularly are 21 percent less was linked to a 30 percent reduction in prevent skin cancer.” melanoma risk, according to a study likely to be diagnosed with melanoma. lifestyle Film to teach freedom Coke releases new ‘Fruitwater’ drink with nutrients + other natural fla- drink to fruit juice because it is “all much at a young audience as it CAITLIN RADDATZ JORDAN ALBRIGHT Alligator Contributing Writer vors,” according the bottle’s label. about the calories.” Alligator Contributing Writer is an older audience.” These nutrients will include B vita- He added that Splenda, an artifi- The screening is also spon- When it comes to Coca-Cola Co., mins, magnesium and zinc, accord- cial sweetener, is safe to consume. While he was up in Prague sored by UF Performing Arts, UF students will now have a health- ing to The Associated Press. “Moderation is the key with ev- during the Holocaust, Petr Ginz UF’s Center for Jewish Studies, ier option when choosing what to Soonkyu Chung, a UF food sci- erything, and if that’s the case, then dreamed about space and docu- the College of Journalism and drink. ence and human nutrition assistant we do alright for ourselves,” he mented the horrors around him Communications, UF’s Jewish “Fruitwater,” a “naturally fla- professor, said she doesn’t think it’s said. in his diary. Student Union, UF Hillel and vored, zero calorie sparkling water proper for the company to promote However, the contents of the However, in 1944, he died Accent Speaker’s Bureau. beverage,” will be available April 1, nutrients in its drink when it doesn’t drink concern some UF students. alone at Auschwitz, leaving Tickets are free and will be said Coca-Cola Co. spokeswoman contain actual fruit. Chrissa Harmon, a 21-year-old behind five novels, a diary, an available at noon at the Phillips Lindsey Raivich. “People usually don’t drink for UF food science and human nutri- underground magazine and Center Box Office with a limit The drink will be sweetened their nutrition,” she said. tion junior, doesn’t plan to buy the more than 100 drawings and of four tickets a person. with sucralose, commonly known as George Baker, a UF food science new drink. “When I want fruit fla- paintings. A panel Splenda, and will contain no juice. and human nutrition assistant sci- vor, I just always eat a fruit. I don’t He was 16 years old, but discussion The new drink will be “enhanced entist, said people might prefer the ever crave fake flavors,” she said. some people believe he could will follow have been the next Leonardo the movie. DaVinci. The panel To commemorate Ginz’s will include life, the Bob Graham Center for R o b e r t s , Students have mixed reactions to debate Public Service will screen the Kenneth D. documentary “The Last Flight Wald, a UF MARRIAGE, from page 1 “Just because I believe the law shouldn’t of Petr Ginz” at 7 tonight at the Ginz political sci- pass doesn’t mean that I’m closed-minded Phillips Center for the Perform- ence professor, and Ginz’s for- In the meantime, legislators in Illinois, Minnesota, Rhode or that I don’t love those people, because ing Arts. mer bunkmate, Sydney Taus- Island and Delaware could vote on same-sex measures that’s not true.” UF partnered with Wake sig, Churchill said. beforehand, according to published reports. Amore Kotze Forest University to produce David Colburn, interim di- Siegel said she is pleasantly surprised by how aggres- UF mechanical engineering junior the film, said Churchill Roberts, rector of the Graham Center, sively the marriage equality movement has spread. co-director of the documentary. wants students who see the film “If you’d asked me a year ago, I would’ve told you caused a lot of unnecessary hatred. It will feature animations of to think about the importance that it would never happen in my lifetime,” she said. “People are being told, ‘If you don’t agree with this Ginz’s work. of democracy and freedom. “This is vibrant, this is real. This could happen by the and you don’t pass this, then you are closed-minded, “It’s a different Holocaust “It’s such a remarkable time I’m ready to get married.” and you are a bigot.’ I don’t think that’s fair,” she said. story,” he said. “It’s aimed as film,” he said. But not everyone feels the same way as Siegel. “Just because I believe the law shouldn’t pass doesn’t Students like Amore Kotze, a 21-year-old UF me- mean that I’m closed-minded or that I don’t love those chanical engineering junior, believes that this law has people, because that’s not true.” THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 5 CRIME Court rules in police dog case Life after college — jobless? vate property, whether it’s a dog or a person,” KATHRYN VARN ◗ students. Instead, he believes students Alligator Staff Writer Forgey said, “you’re not going to have a case UF HAS SEEN INCREASES IN should be prepared to adapt to today’s there.” STUDENT RECRUITMENT. job market. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that For law enforcement agencies around Flor- “I don’t see this as a death sentence a search by a Miami-Dade police officer and his ida, the result of the ruling is yet to be deter- for college graduates,” Knapp said. drug-sniffing dog outside a Miami man’s house mined. ROBERTA FIORITO Alligator Contributing Writer He said it would probably take time without a warrant was unconstitutional. for higher education to align with the la- In 2006, police arrested Joelis Jardines on “If we were in that same situation, we The mantra of college students during bor market and for schools to catch up marijuana trafficking charges after a police would’ve done a much more in-depth the last four decades has been to gradu- with teaching the right skill sets. dog detected he was growing marijuana at his investigation rather than just walking a ate and find a job — until the recent re- Heather White, director of UF’s Ca- house. dog by their door.” cession. Since then, about half of em- reer Resource Center, has worked with But officials from Gainesville Police and the Ben Tobias ployed graduates are in jobs that don’t the center for about nine years. She said Alachua County Sheriff’s Office said their po- GPD spokesman normally require a degree, according to UF has seen increases in student recruit- lice dogs don’t conduct searches in that man- a recent study by the Center for College ment and involvement by companies in ner. “Everyone is going to be reviewing exactly Affordability and Productivity. recent years. GPD Spokesman Officer Ben Tobias said what the ruling is to see exactly how it impacts After the recession, economists gen- “We are on that cusp of seeing new officers don’t conduct “open-air sniffs” at a protocols that are used in canine handlers ob- erally believed the problem would im- industries and new positions for stu- suspect’s home. Instead, he said, the Gaines- taining evidence that could be used in a crimi- prove. However, a report released Mon- dents,” she said. ville-Alachua County Drug Task Force, an nal case,” said Spencer Mann, State Attorney’s day by the National Bureau of Economic White said it’s important for students ASO-GPD drug unit, uses other methods, such Office spokesman. Research found that U.S. college gradu- to diversify their skills because many as surveillance and undercover purchases, to The officer secured a search warrant and ates may continue to hold jobs that don’t jobs graduates seek may not exist yet. investigate drug-related crimes. found 179 marijuana plants Jardines’ home, require their level of education, even af- “Major doesn’t equal career,” she “If we were in that same situation, we according to the Associated Press. Jardines ter the economy recovers. said. “There’s a lot out there, and [stu- would’ve done a much more in-depth investi- challenged his arrest, saying police violated his Colin Knapp, a visiting economics dents] shouldn’t give up hope. There’s gation rather than just walking a dog by their Fourth Amendment rights, according to court professor in UF’s Warrington College of so many students getting jobs, and it’s door,” he said. records. The case went to the Florida and U.S. Business Administration, said these find- important to tell that side of the story as ASO Spokesman Art Forgey said he agrees Supreme Courts, which both sided with Jar- ings don’t signal a doomsday for college well.” with the Supreme Court’s ruling. dines. As a result, the evidence against him was “If they don’t have justification to be on pri- thrown out. Contact Kathryn Varn at [email protected]. THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS

Editorial Secret Agent Woman: Obama’s Secret Service pick is a smart one his week, President Barack Obama named the next di- rector of the U.S. Secret Service. For the fi rst time in the Tagency’s history, a woman was picked. Let’s give a round of applause to Julia Pierson, ladies and gents. Here are our top three reasons why putting a woman in charge of the Secret Service is a great idea: ONE: NO MORE PROSTITUTION SCANDALS Remember last year, when several Secret Service agents on assignment in Colombia brought prostitutes back to their hotel rooms? “During the Colombia prostitution scandal, the Secret Service lost the trust of many Americans, and failed to live up to the high expectations placed on it.” said Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, in an article by the Detroit Free Press. “Ms. Pierson has a lot of work ahead of her to create a culture that respects the important job the agency is tasked with. I hope she succeeds in restoring lost credibility in the Secret Service.” We’re pretty sure she can get everyone back on track, even though I guess hiring hookers in foreign countries is like America’s third favorite pastime. TWO: WOMEN ARE THE BEST AT SECRETS We’re great at keeping them, and we’re great at leaking them. If Pierson is just like every other woman ever, she’ll be great at Column giving up classifi ed information. Typical ladies. Just kidding. “Ms. Pierson got the job because of her 30 years of experience and because the leadership skills she’s shown throughout her Comparisons to models do not exist at all career at the United States Secret Service,” White House spokes- man Josh Earnest said, in a report by USA Today. “The fact that ow do we know if bananas are priced well? the dark-haired Brazilian babe? she is the fi rst woman to lead this agency is notable ... but it’s not We look around the farmers market, Publix, Wal- Angels are not Homo sapiens. the reason she was chosen for the job.” HMart, Winn-Dixie, etc. They are a group that’s members THREE: SHE GRADUATED FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF How do we know if we did well on an exam? look very exotic, tall, thin, toned CENTRAL FLORIDA, AND THAT’S PRETTY COOL We compare our grades to the class average and our and perfectly curvy. Such perfec- Like, no offense or anything, but it’s rare you hear a promi- friends’ grades in the same class. How do we compare peo- tion in one package is too good to nent person in the news who also happened to graduate from ple as a whole? If we were to put a numerical value on how Raksheen Ayaz be true. [email protected] UCF. A report from The Daily Beast reads: much people are worth, that would objectify them. After discussions about Victo- “Pierson’s fi rst job after graduating from the University of But we do that. The media and our own observations of ria’s Secret in advertising classes Central Florida was with the Orlando Police Department, where what traits in people are valued and desired have infl uenced and some Googling of my own she was an offi cer. From there she went to the Miami fi eld offi ce us to be constantly insecure and to fi t a mold created as a (like: “ in real life” and “ of the Secret Service, turning in exemplary work and receiving result of society’s narrow expectations. without makeup”), I’ve reached the conclusion Victoria’s Se- a series of promotions that eventually took her to Washington. For us to appreciate someone, we must compare. Com- cret models are pampered, edited and glorifi ed by the adver- ‘She’s hit every position on the way up to chief of staff,’ Paul parison is inevitable. And it is also harmful for your self- tising department of America’s largest lingerie retailer. Morrissey, assistant director of the Offi ce of Government and worth. Movies and TV shows often cast tall, white, blonde No matter how many times we tell men and women these Public Affairs, said when she was named chief of staff. He said it and very sexual women. Men are hunky, broad-shouldered women are unreal, they do not believe us. These models are was ‘absolutely amazing.’ Her rise is especially remarkable con- and brown-haired. Pop culture books often have a female paid to look good for a living. They work out for hours with sidering the macho culture that she was operating in and had to protagonist who is completely normal, naive and naturally their personal trainers each day. They follow strict diets and navigate.” There you have it, everyone. gorgeous. She is pretty, poised and perfect. eat meals prepared by their nutritionists. Their butts, breasts We think we can all feel plenty secure in Obama’s selection. The media has infi ltrated society, and the way we try to and faces are pounded with layers of makeup. Their bodies Pierson appears to be a hard worker. Of course, we write this look and act like is based on what we see. Women are more are slathered with lotion before a photoshoot, and their bras glowing editorial for her now, and who knows what strange likely to be affected by advertising. Fifty percent of commer- are push-ups, padded and stuffed with silicon inserts. past she might have that won’t come to light until crass journal- cials aimed at girls speak about physical attractiveness, al- Under direction from a handful of people, and with per- ists get ahold of it. Until then, we have full faith in how Pierson though none of the commercials aimed at boys refer to physi- fect lighting, they pose in the proper angle to emphasize their will run things, and we’re excited to see how she does. cal appearance. Seemingly, the most important trait a woman perfect bodies. Their images are then edited and airbrushed can have is her looks, even if these looks are unhealthy. to have thinner thighs, smaller waists and more cleavage. The average woman in the U.S. is 5 feet 4 inches tall and is an A-cup, however, with “plastic sur- weighs 140 pounds. The average U.S. model is 5 feet 11 inch- gery” via Photoshop, she looks like a plump C-cup, accord- Reader response es tall and only 117 pounds, according to The Eating Disor- ing to www.skinnyvscurvy.com. Selita Ebanks, another Today’s question: Do you believe FGCU’s apology is der Foundation. Most runway models meet the Body Mass Victoria’s Secret Angel, told the New York Daily News, “It’s Index physical criteria for anorexia. all about creating the illusion of this amazing body on the sincere? As a result of advertising and heavy preferences from the runway. People don’t realize that there are about 20 layers of Wednesday’s question: Do you think UF 66% YES media, and in turn, society, four out of fi ve women are un- makeup on my butt alone.” should have napping stations on campus? satisfi ed with their appearances. Ninety percent of women Everyone, more or less, knows models are unreal, and we 34% NO overestimate their body size. Victoria’s Secret models are have unrealistic expectations of ourselves. Yet we continue to 104 TOTAL VOTES classic examples. There are few women in the world who we aim to be as fake as they are. The media has created an image Vote or post a message at www.alligator.org all admire and love as much as them. that, in actuality, doesn’t exist at all. Even the models do not Women want to be like them. Men want to be with them. look like their pictures. Sarah Kinonen Julia Glum Sami Main Their existence is hard to deny, and we call them Angels. Raksheen Ayaz is an advertising and business junior at UF. EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR OPINIONS EDITOR Everyone has their favorite — the Aussie with the dimples or Her column runs on Thursdays.

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THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013 theAvenue WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Underneath the Hood ◗ HOODIE ALLEN PER- give back to all the fans who sup- Q: What made you confi- during the show, I’m sure I’ll Underground FORMS WEDNESDAY. ported “All American,” ‘cause dent enough to leave a secure make an appearance. that was obviously the first time lifestyle and pursue a music I ever put anything up for sale, career? Q: All of the sorority girls COURTNEY NACHLAS and the response was amazing. A: I wasn’t 100 percent con- want to know if you’re single. art display Avenue Contributing Writer So, this is like my way of saying, fident. It was definitely a leap Are you? “Here’s my next album. It’s free; of faith — sort of one of those A: Um, good question, soror- Ghetto backgrounds, crimi- enjoy it.” things where, when you know, ity girls. But yeah, I have to let nal records and drug history are like, that you want to do some- them down on that one. surfaces Friday some things associated with the Q: What makes this album thing and something is right, MEGHAN PRYCE rappers who dominate iPods different from “All American”? sometimes you have to go for Even though Hoodie is taken, A: Avenue Writer across America. That is until a I think the main difference it, even if you don’t have [a] all of his tickets aren’t. Tickets to student from the University of is musicality. We really tried safety net to fall back on. Hoodie Allen with opening act Underground art isn’t restricted to Pennsylvania with a dream came to make the sounds on “Crew Aer are available at Hear Again Q: street art at the Mass Visual Arts’ third along and changed the game. Cuts” a little more diverse, a Who is on your iPod? Music, High Tides and www. Steven Markowitz, 24, was little more complicated. Overall, A: Kanye, Kid Cudi, Drake. annual art exhibition. ticketweb.com for $18 in advance The nonprofit art organization’s un- once an average white, Jewish I feel like it has a little bit more and $21 the day of the show. kid from Long Island until he heart and soul to it. Q: Will you visit Alpha Ep- derground-themed showcase will begin To the average kids vibing to at 6 p.m. Friday through April 7 at The became America’s sold-out rap silon Pi as an alumnus while rap tracks in Library West hop- Q: Wooly, 20 N. Main St. star. What’s your favorite song you’re here? ing to make it big, let Markowitz A: Dale Gunnoe, 38, director of Mass Vi- Markowitz, known as to perform from “Crew Cuts”? I suppose anything is show you how it’s done. Doors A: sual Arts, said the theme is ambiguous to Hoodie Allen, will perform his “Two Lips” (Featuring possible. Tell them to go get will open at 9 p.m. recent release, “Crew Cuts,” at OCD Moosh and Twist). tickets, and if I feel the love leave open interpretation. High Dive Wednesday. Though Gunnoe said people can expect differ- many students may remem- ent types of art, video and sound piece, ber Hoodie’s Gainesville debut from artists throughout the country, some last September with Child- professional and others ish Gambino on Flavet Field, amateur. Hoodie will headline the event C o n s t a n c e this time. Humphries, 46, of To find out about the man Asheville, N.C., will underneath the hood, the Av- have a five-minute vid- enue talked to Markowitz about eo displayed during the what it takes to make it. exhibition. The piece, which she created last year, explores the Q: What would you say are emotions people hide. Her feelings about the differences in performing her parents’ divorce inspired the video, with Childish Gambino and per- she said. forming with Aer? “My work is very personal,” she said. A: The main difference, I “That’s usually where it starts.” guess, is you know with the She said her work is abstract and Childish show, I was obviously doesn’t tell a story. playing for a majority of people Margaret Ross Tolbert, of Gainesville, who had no idea who I was. I takes a different approach with her art. was just an opener on that show, She said she wanted to show a narrative. which was awesome ‘cause I got Tolbert, who has participated in the to get in front of so many people. event before, will display a painting and But now, this is my tour and my a video this year. fans, who know all the words, She hopes the show gives her the op- coming and showing up. portunity to break into new circles. Courtesy to the Alligator / Diana Levine “I’m just excited to see what a lot of the Q: Why make your most re- Steven Markowitz, better known as rapper Hoodie Allen, will perform at High Dive Wednesday artists come up with,” she said. cent release, “Crew Cuts,” free? with opening acts Aer, Jared Evan and Rezza. Doors open at 9 p.m. A: Really, I just wanted to Behind the music: Arists could cash in on fangirls ing,” said Lindsie Herring, a 20-year-old ed products. UF telecommunication junior and former Even the group Nielsen calls Ambiva- The industry is worth $2.6 billion intern at Country 103.7 the Gator. lent Consumers, which are 22 percent of STEPHANIE BAGUIDY labels offered additional content to fans, Fans are willing to pay the population and spend an average of Avenue Contributing Writer according to a recent Nielsen study. for extras if given the op- $73 a year on music, said they would buy SXSW surveyed 4,000 consumers for portunity, according to unique material if given the opportunity. Have you ever listened to your favorite the study, which examined the degree to the study. Director of programming for the Col- band’s album and wondered, “That’s it?” which fans are willing to connect with Of the most-active mu- lege of Journalism and Communications, As a consumer, you’re not the only one, artists through exclusive merchandise sic buyers, 53 percent said Jerry Butler, said technology such as the and the music industry is feeling the con- like limited-edition signed posters, bo- they would be willing to Internet is the reason for the change in the sequences. nus tracks, T-shirts and handwritten lyric pay more for a favorite music industry. The music industry could make about sheets. band while it’s recording a new album. “As a listener, as a consumer, we like to $450 million more than its already $2.6 “I think that the music industry is con- Less-active buyers were predictably less think that it’s all about us when in fact it’s billion in revenue if artists, managers and stantly changing because society is chang- likely to drop extra dough on music-relat- still a business,” Butler said.

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Dear Mediocre Advice, Dear Mediocre Advice, Dear Mediocre Advice, I was in bed with my man friend the Is it OK to pop my boyfriend’s pimples The guy I’m with has a phobia of bad sex Ariel Barnes other night when he mentioned he feels in public? and has to ask how it was after every time. I am sometimes timid in bed. I felt like I It’s consistently fantastic — which I tell him haven’t been the sex goddess he wants Dear Friend, — but I’m afraid he might not believe me me to be. He said it wasn’t a bad thing, Unless he doesn’t have arms, he because he’s always asking. Any sugges- just an observation. Pouncing on dudes should be the only person popping his tions for things I can say or do to get him isn’t usually my style. I prefer they make pimples. I stress this even more for to stop doubting himself? the first move. Should I start naked- public settings. ambushing him at every corner? Dear Friend, The more he asks, the more you have to question wheth- Dear Friend, Dear Mediocre Advice, er it was actually good. It’s a crappy feeling to constantly Your man friend said it wasn’t a bad thing, Friends or Seinfeld? tell the truth to someone you care about only to have so I wouldn’t worry too much about trying to them doubt you. Despite popular belief, sex does not al- be the sex goddess you’re thinking of. You Dear Friend, ways need to be amazing. Sometimes, it’s just satisfying, should still try to make the first move, and You’re basically asking me to choose and trying to constantly reach that mind-blowing level can see how it feels. Maybe you’ll like being in between food or water if I were strand- be exhausting. Let him know if he really was bad in bed, control more than you think. Regardless, I ed on a boat in the middle of the ocean. you would not still be having sex with him. He shouldn’t highly recommend you try your naked-am- How am I supposed to live with myself beat himself up about it. Right now, he is acting like bush idea just for fun. But remember: With thinking I have to choose one? I need you’re out of his league, and if this continues, that may great power comes great responsibility. both! come true. Tell him to get over it. German 101: The Swamp’s Biergarten menu items were available, she Hidden Gems of Netflix said, “I looked for them earlier, but I It opened March 14 couldn’t find them” — a coincidence BAKR SALIQ Avenue Writer IAN ROWE eyes and said, “I’m sorry, but what because neither could I. I asked her Avenue Writer for what the bartender would con- are you talking about?” Lost in an endlessly growing queue and buried underneath thou- Now, I’m not a business expert, sider their best new beer, and I or- sands of rows of titles, there are these few hidden gems of Netflix. Last August, I was working but I imagine a good rule of thumb dered tuna, not German sausage, “Dhobi Ghat (Mumbai Diaries)” directed by Kiran Rao, 100 in Cologne, Germany, when I ap- for any establishment is to make which came out with no silverware, minutes, 2010 proached the hostess stand of an sure your employees know when so I then had to wait to eat it. In America, the Indian caste system is as synonymous with India outdoor drinking area and asked, in there’s been a grand opening. I I stared at my beer, and I stared as anything else. The 2010 film “Dhobi Ghat” looks at the interac- my best possible German, “Ist das would recommend they also know at my tuna, and I suddenly missed tion among a group of people separated by socioeconomic status and time. ein Biergarten?” (Worth noting: I A. what’s grand Germany very much. The film follows the stories of a reclusive artist speak terrible German.) As a writer, I would like to tell B. what opened. Arun (portrayed by premier Indian film actor Aamir The hostess took a step backward Thinking the you more about the Beer Garden, Khan, “Lagaan”); Shai (Monica Dogra) a photogra- and blinked several times, and then Beer Garden but from my experience, no one pher on sabbatical; and a “dhobi” (a washer, janitor frowned. Then she started laughing had, perhaps, seems to know about it — not even class) named Munna (Prateik). at me. When she finished, in nearly been a one-time the people who work there. So, As these characters begin to somewhat break perfect English she said, “I’m sorry, event, I asked to here’s what I can tell you: down the barriers between their classes, they begin but what are you trying to ask?” be seated to the to see each other and themselves differently. It’s a traditional “we’re all the same” story. Last Saturday, I relived this ex- hostess’s whimsy, and my company 1. The new outdoor patio area is The story of Arun watching the sad story of Yasmin (Kriti Malho- perience when I went to Midtown’s actually very nice. and I were then brought to an out- tra), who lived in Arun’s apartment before he did, leaving behind a The Swamp to sample their own door patio. 2. There is a nice new selection of video journal, was particularly heartbreaking and poetic. take on the German classic, the Beer When I asked our waitress about beers to choose from, albeit a little “Dhobi Ghat” is a predominantly Hindi-language film (English Garden. the Beer Garden, I received my sec- pricy. Quality never killed anyone. is spoken by the upper-class in the movie), but it’s not a Bollywood The Swamp’s Beer Garden, “The ond perplexed look of the evening. 3. I wouldn’t call the Beer Gar- film as it lacks the traditional musical and production scale found in Green Gator,” had its grand open- She said, “Oh, you’re sitting in it.” den a beer garden. I would call it a Bollywood films. ing March 14 and featured an array When I asked if I could see the patio. Its handheld-film style makes it feel more raw and authentic. of crafted beers and special sausage menu for their new beer selection, Although it is a very nice patio, It’s a good starter movie if you want to watch more Indian films, dishes to “please our palates” and it is still connected to The Swamp. especially because Bollywood films may be a bit too spritely and she said, “You know, they didn’t animated for American audiences. to “enhance the flavors of their spe- Until an actual beer garden opens tell me either.” Hidden Gem you’ve already seen: “Archer: Season 3” FX cial brews.” Which brings me to my third in the greater Gainesville area, I’ll Season three of the FX series “Archer” is available for streaming. When I approached the hostess business suggestion: C. If you’re see you at Stubbies & Steins, which Featuring space travel, pirates and cyborg vaginas, what other rea- stand and asked to be seated in the running a restaurant, your staff is the closest thing we have so far. son would one need to watch? Beer Garden, she blinked like she should know the menu. Prost! was trying to get sand out of her When I asked if any of the new BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND

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Incl water. 1st 1/2 month free Rent directly from owner, no intermediary. Call 373-FIND. 4-24-13-72-2 rent. Vacant lots also available 4546 NW Pets OK, dalyproperties.com or 352-359- 2-7-13-150-2 13th St. 376-5887 4-24-83-2 3341/359-5584 3-29-13-16-2 $875 RENT,AVAIL NOW, 2/2.5 BATH Re-Letting 1 Bed/1 Bath at University ★★ ELLIE’S HOUSES ★★ Rm for rent in 3/3, gorgeous, renovated TOWNHOUSE 3035 SW ARCHER RD, House for Summer. Unlimited Utilities/Fully Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to ★ CAMPUS EDGE CONDO ★ Downtown Victorian. Huge kitchen and mod- LAUNDRY, GRANITE KITCHEN, PARKING, Furnished/Pool/Gym/Tanning Booth. I Will UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 2/2 Walk to UF, Shands, VA & Pharm School. ern appliances. 1.5 miles to UF. $550/mo. ONE MONTH DEPOSIT, CALL 732-939- Rebate $500 Upon Lease Approval. Contact 352-215-4990 12-11-13-167-2 Tile floor, W/D in unit. Avail fall. 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All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise ‘’any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make limitation, or discrimination.’’ We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis. • All employment opportunities advertised herein are subject to the laws which prohibit discrimina- tion in employment (barring legal exceptions) because of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, handicap, familial status, age, or any other covered status. • This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through the type of advertising that is know as “personal” or “connections” whether or not they actually appear under those classifications. We suggest that any reader who responds to that type of advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information. • Although this newspaper uses great care in accepting or rejecting advertising according to its suitability, we cannot verify that all advertising claims or offers are completely valid in every case and, therefore, cannot assume any responsibility for any injury or loss arising from offers and acceptance of offers of goods and/or services through any advertising contained herein. 12, ALLIGATOR § THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013

$364 Furnished Sublease (Water Included): Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the BED- QUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mat- Guitars and Musical Instruments ★★SCOOTER REPAIR★★ May-July 2013 (The Landings) (1 bed/1 bath, Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to tress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand New, Used and Factory Refurbished New Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! On-Site Pool/Fitness Center/Tanning Booth) place your ad today. new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! If interested, please contact Corey at (347) $130 352-377-9846. 4-24-72-6 Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 756-9688 or [email protected] 3-28- 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com BED - QUEEN - $120 ORTHOPEDIC 4-24-13-72-11 13-5-3 4-24-13-72-10 Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will BEDROOM SET- $300 BRAND NEW ★★★ ★★★ Sublease 1 Bed/1 Bath at Enclave Apts deliver. 4-24-13-72-6 Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, BOOKS: Hysteria Molt echoes the great writ- Road Rat Motors for Summer. Unlimited Utilities/Fully Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, ers in Clumsy Hearts, a slightly misguided Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Furnished/Pool/Gym. I Will Rebate $350 can deliver. 352-377-9846. 4-24-13-72-6 romance. They may never forgive her for it. Grads! New scooters starting at $899. 1yr Upon Lease Approval. Contact 321-394- Some people cannot take a joke. Available Parts AND labor warranties included. 376- 5965 or [email protected]. 4-2-13-5-3 BED - FULL SIZE - $100 ORTHOPEDIC via Amazon.com. 4-5-13-10-10 6275 RoadRatMotors.com 4-24-13-72-11 Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still Enclave 3/4 sublease $400 per month May- in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352- I am selling at brand new Total Gym - the Road Rat Motors offers FREE pickup service July 2013: Pool/Gym/Tanning; fully furnished 377-9846 4-24-13-72-6 one endorsed by Chuck Norris, I originally for any paid scooter repair. Daily pickups. w/ walk-in closet. Contact Matt at (850) 621- paid $1200.00 and I'm selling the unit for LOWEST labor rate, quickest turnaround in 3940 or [email protected] 4-2-5-3 $800.00. If interested please call 352-219- Gville! Will repair ANY brand scooter. Free MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT - $400 Selling computers, parts, or repair services 5687 4-2-5-10 estimates. 376-6275. RoadRatMotors.com 1 Bedroom available now through 7/31 in a Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must or just looking for that new rig? Look in the 4-24-13-72-11 furnished 2/2, 2nd Avenue Centre, close to sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-372- Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more campus and downtown, wi-fi, washer & dry- 7490 4-24-13-72-6 information. er, new gym, heated pool, reduced to $500/ ★★ ★★ SCOOTER RENTALS month, email [email protected] Rent for a day, week, month or semester. 4-2-13-5-3 Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 BED - KING - $200 PILLOWTOP Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, 4-24-13-72-11 Name brand, new, never been used, in plas- Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND tic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can in the Electronics Section of the Alligator to get your classified in. deliver. 4-24-72-6 Classifieds. 373-FIND Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates I’VE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! ★★★★ MOTORCYCLE TIRE SALE ★★★★ on all repairs and we come to you. Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a SPORT, STREET, CRUISER, OFF-ROAD. We also have new scooters starting at replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! OVER 400 TIRES IN STOCK. BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 MENTION THIS AD FOR $10.OO OFF. bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests 4-24-72-11 RPM MOTORCYCLES 352-377-6974 Beautifully renovated, furnished avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can de- In the market for a new set of wheels or just 4-24-72-11 condo,1 mile from UF, $369/MO liver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 looking to add a second to that collection? includes cable, internet, utilities, (352) 372-7490 4-24-72-6 SWAMP CYCLES ● Closest to campus. Want personalized handlebars or a fitted pool + fitness room and on bus route, MMI Certified Mechanics for Motorcycles seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds Female roommate needed, 352 262-2871 and experienced scooter mechanics. Lowest 3-29-13-55-4 prices. Friendly service. 633 NW 13th Street, SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. 373-8823, www.swampcycles.com 4-24- Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail 58-11 $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 4-24-72-6 ●UF Surplus Equipment Auctions● are underway...bikes, computers, printers, 4-24-13-72-11 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile vehicles & more. All individuals interested home and much more in the ALLIGATOR FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ in bidding go to: surplus.ufl.edu 392-0370 ★★★★NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS★★★★ CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 4-24-13-72-10 Great Scooters, Service & Prices! buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over ______. 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Unload your lot. Sell your cars through the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! 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CARS - CARS Buy●Sell●Trade 03 Chevy Impala $5999 This newspaper assumes no responsibil- CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!! Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes 99 Honda Accord $4999 ity for injury or loss arising from contacts ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 04 Saturn Ion $6999 made through advertising. We suggest that FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com 02 Buick Lesabre $6999 any reader who responds to advertising use NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 caution and investigate the sincerity of the 4-24-13-72-13 4-24-72-12 advertiser before giving out personal infor- WEB PRODUCTION mation or arranging meetings or investing SUNRISE AUTO SALES money. Seeking staff members for the web produc- NO CREDIT CHECKS!!! tion team at alligator.org. Interested candi- ●●● We Buy Junk Cars ●●● CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! dates should possess the following: ●Trucks, Vans - Titled only● 30 DAY WARRANTY!!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: ● Familiarity with media production tools Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 ★ ★ ★ ★ Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings St. Francis House is a homeless shelter such as Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, 4-24-72-12 ★ ★ ★ ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade and soup kitchen located in downtown Premiere, etc. Familiarity with a web-based BRING YOUR W2 OZZIE’S FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. Gainesville, and we are looking for help CMS and/or web coding basics will receive 4-24-72-13 SUN CITY AUTO SALES AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! from volunteers like you. extra consideration. ● ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! St. Francis House depends on monetary An ability to learn and work with new pro- NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! WILL FINANCE ANYONE!! support from individual donors and grams quickly and efficiently ● VEHICLES $1000 AND UP! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 community businesses in order to help feed Deep interest in the growth and develop- 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 UF GRAD PAYS MORE the homeless and the hungry. ment of new media ● for gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, If you are interested in volunteering, Skill in producing not only the written, but guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you audio and visual components of media seg- 04 Nissan Sentra $6999 please contact Stephanie Breval sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 ments and graphics. BRING YOUR W2 02 Toyota Corolla $6999 at (352) 378-9079 or 4-24-72-13 ● The desire to make a lasting impact on a AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! 06 Mits Galant $7999 [email protected] UF tradition in a shifting media landscape. NO MONEY DOWN!!!! 04 Toyota Corolla $8999 To make a donation by mail, VEHICLES $1000 & UP!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 please send checks payable to Send all inquiries with resume direct to 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 St. Francis House Evan Walker, Managing Editor/Online at P.O. Box 12491 The American Cancer Society [email protected] 04 Volvo S40 $8999 Gainesville, FL 32604 94 Ford Ex;lorer $1000 Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed! 04 Ford F150 $8999 94 Mazda Protege $1500 VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDED 03 Nissan Frontier $9999 96 Cadillac Deville $1500 to transport cancer patients to treatment. 06 Chevy Silverado $9999 98 Cadillac Catera $1999 Flexible schedule. 352-375-9090 4-24-54-12 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. 95Honda Civic $3999 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!! This newspaper assumes no responsibility Daytime Advertising 96 Honda Accord $3999 ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! for injury or loss arising from contacts made 00 Hyundai Elantra $4999 FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP through advertising. We suggest that any Production 95 Lexus GS300 $4999 NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED reader who responds to advertising use cau- The Independent Florida Alligator 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 4-24-13-72-12 I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: tion and investigate the sincerity of the adver- Advertising Production Department ●Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. tiser before giving out personal information is accepting student applications. ●Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & or arranging meetings or investing money. Duties include graphic design and other places. Call 352-219-6948 organizational layout. 3-11-13-72-13 Will train, but experience with Adobe InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator is preferred. Friendly work environment, flexible schedule, with hours between 9 am - 5 pm M-F. Must be available to work Summer C and be currently enrolled in classes. A one-year commitment is expected. Fill out an application at the front desk of The Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F 9 am - 5 pm. No phone calls, please. Include available work schedule and references. Previous applicants are welcome to reapply with current schedule. EOE

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Even though our Alligator Staff Writer Charlotte, I immediately thought about our The senior forward scored 10 of her 14 decision-making wasn’t as good as it should 17-point lead (in the 2010-11 matchup), and points as the Gators took a 34-28 lead into have been, it just seemed like we kept com- Revenge never tasted so sweet. they came back and beat us in overtime,” the break. ing back.” The Gators shocked the 49ers on a last- Bonds said. “It was in the back of my mind George was quiet for much of the second Florida will face James Madison in the second layup to win 67-65 in the Halton throughout the whole game. I didn’t want half before corralling Bonds’ missed free Elite Eight on Sunday at 4 p.m. Butler knows Arena on Wednesday night, redeeming a that to happen again.” throw to set up Florida’s final possession. her team will need to improve to earn an- season-ending loss to Charlotte in the WNIT Florida led for most of the first half, but “This whole year, we have been through other victory. in 2010-11. Charlotte battled back midway through the a lot,” George said. “That put us in the posi- “We’ve got to play a much better ball With the victory, Florida advances to the second. tion where we are now. We’ve been battle- game up there if we expect to continue to Elite Eight of the WNIT for the first time un- George, who averaged just 4.5 points in tested. … We’re not expecting defeat right advance,” she said. der coach Amanda Butler. WNIT wins against Florida International now.” Contact Phil Heilman at pheilman@alliga- “Obviously very, very proud of our and Winthrop, played her best 20 minutes of Added Butler: “I really liked our ma- tor.org. toughness and our fight and resilience,” Butler said. “We did not play our best ball game, which had everything to do with the way Charlotte played. Got to give them a lot of credit.” Trailing 65-64 with 20 seconds remain- ing in the second half, junior guard Jaterra Bonds earned her first two free throws of the contest. After making the first, Bonds missed an opportunity to give the Gators the lead on her second try. “Obviously very, very proud of our toughness and our fight and resilience.” Amanda Butler UF coach But senior Jennifer George grabbed the rebound to give the Gators a chance to avoid overtime — UF’s 81-77 loss to Charlotte two seasons ago came in overtime — with one final possession. Bonds took full advantage, working into the lane and scoring a layup with 3 seconds remaining. “Jaterra lives for those situations; she is a champion,” Butler said. “When Jennifer made a champion’s play and got that offensive rebound and we had the last possession, I knew if Jaterra was go- ing to have anything to do with it, this game was not going to go into overtime.” Bonds remembered the pain from when Florida fell to Charlotte two years ago dur- ing her freshman season. She scored a game- high 23 points in the losing effort. Bonds came through again on Wednes- Ryan Jones / Alligator Staff day night. She led the Gators with 15 points Coach Amanda Butler watches during Florida’s 87-54 victory against Alabama on Feb. 3 in the O’Connell Center. UF advanced on 7-of-15 shooting while adding four as- to the WNIT Elite Eight after defeating Charlotte, the school Butler left to take over as the Gators’ coach in 2007. sists, three rebounds and two steals. softball Gators rally for 7-3 victory against Seminoles in extra innings ADAM LICHTENSTEIN eastern Conference) in The Gators had trouble getting the bat on Gammel and Bailey Castro both struck out to Alligator Staff Writer front of a record crowd the ball for the first seven innings. Florida end the inning and Florida’s momentum. of 2,443. The homer was only plated one run through the first six in- Freshmen Kelsey Stewart and Kirsti Mer- Briana Little stepped up to the plate with Little’s sixth of the season nings, and it came on a passed ball. When ritt went down in short order to begin the the bases loaded in the bottom of the eighth and her third career grand UF did get runners on base, batters could do seventh, and it looked like the Gators win- inning. Florida’s potential 10th straight vic- slam. nothing against FSU starter Lacey Waldrop’s ning streak would come to an end. Haeger tory against rival Florida State was on the “I saw it off the bat, off-speed pitches. and Little drew walks, bringing Horton to line. Little and I sprinted,” Little Florida loaded the bases in the sixth after the plate. Little watched two pitches go by before said. “Usually you trot; I Kelsey Horton reached base on a throwing Horton hit a weak ground ball to Senas launching a 1-1 offering over the Katie Seas- just sprinted. I was so excited.” error by Florida State third baseman Court- at third base. Senas took a step towards first hole Pressly Stadium scoreboard to win the Little’s trip around the diamond wasn’t ney Senas. Stephanie Tofft walked and Tay- game 7-3 for No. 3 Florida (32-3, 7-2 South- planned. Extra innings were unexpected. lor Schwarz was hit by a pitch, but Ensley see softball, page 16

The NCAA Championships Gator competing in Texas Gators in the NBA begin for Marcin Cieslak Junior Lorraine Graham ranks sixth in the women’s heptathlon after Atlanta Hawks center Al Horford scored 26 points and the UF men’s swimming team today. Read the story the first day of competition at the Clyde Littlefield Texas Relays in and grabbed 12 rebounds in a 107-88 win against online at alligatorSports.org. Austin, Texas. She scored 3,285 points on Day 1. the Toronto Raptors on Wednesday night. 16, ALLIGATOR . THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2013 END OF GREGULATION Job openings raise question: Is there enough for Donovan at UF? illy Donovan probably isn’t oldest son, Billy, plays for UF and coaches have ever won a national coach will maybe Florida would be capable of going anywhere. But he has to will be eligible through 2014. His championship, let alone two, at one be around hiring the next generation’s Stevens B at least think about the open- youngest son, Connor, is still a few school before choosing to leave for for howev- or Smart. ing at UCLA, right? years away from high school. His another. Donovan spent fi ve years er long he Donovan is a good enough coach The reasons he won’t leave are 72-year-old father, William, coaches as an assistant at Kentucky, so UK wants. to permanently elevate the program fairly obvious. According to USA the seventh and eighth grade bas- would make sense as his dream job. So the to an elite level, but he can’t do it Today, his total pay of $3,639,800 ketball team at Gainesville’s Queen But, when the position opened in Greg Luca U C L A alone. Becoming an elite program twitter: @gregluca for the 2011-12 season ranked be- of Peace Academy. The UF practice 2007 and 2009, Donovan publicly opening requires not just a buy-in from those hind only Kentucky’s John Calipari, facility underwent a $1.8 million shot down the rumors. could be within the program — which he has Louisville’s Rick Pitino and Duke’s renovation in Sept. 2007. Athletics The job of Florida’s men’s basket- one of very few chances for Dono- — but from the fans, too. Mike Krzyzewski. Donovan has Director Jeremy Foley has shown a ball coach is a great one, especially van. And what an opportunity it is, Even after winning back-to-back had nothing but glowing things to commitment to winning and build- for Billy Donovan. even compared to what he has now. titles, Donovan and the basketball say about living in Gainesville. His ing a successful program. Very few But Donovan is in his 17th season UCLA won 10 championships program will always play second at Florida. He’s only 47 years old, so before Florida even reached the fi ddle to football. Few pay the hoops he could easily have another 20 years NCAA Tournament. team any mind until after the Super left. Do we really expect that he’ll be John Wooden and his Pyramid Bowl. The O’Connell Center was the coach at UF for 37 seasons? of Success came from UCLA. Dono- sold to about 85 percent capacity for Jim Boeheim, the longest-ten- van is already far and away the most November’s marquee nonconfer- ured coach in the NCAA, is about successful coach in UF’s history. ence games against Marquette and to fi nish his 37th year at Syracuse. UCLA produced Kareem Abdul- Wisconsin, but in reality the build- Krzyzewski is in his 33rd season. Jabbar, the NBA’s all-time leading ing was no more than two-thirds Judging by their success, lengthy scorer. Joakim Noah and Al Horford full. tenures aren’t unreasonable. But may be the two best players UF has Even in March, the football coaching at Syracuse or Duke is dif- ever had. team’s meaningless spring practices ferent from coaching at Florida. From 2003-2014, the state of receive nearly equal coverage. Trying to rank the most desirable Florida did not once produce more Donovan doesn’t strike me as a jobs in college basketball would do Rivals 150 recruits than California. selfi sh, egocentric man. Far from it. little more than make people angry, The states tied once, in 2010. Over- But anyone who takes his job se- but there’s a pretty solid top tier. In all, California produced 158 top-150 riously and strives to be successful alphabetical order: Duke, Indiana, players against Florida’s 98. values prestige, respect and, to some Kansas, Kentucky, North Carolina, Of course, the reason there’s an extent, recognition. Syracuse and UCLA. opening at UCLA is the same rea- If I were so lucky to write for You can make arguments for son the job may not be all that desir- the Gainesville Sun, I’d leave in a a few others, but there aren’t any able. Ben Howland was fi red after heartbeat if offered a job at the L.A. false positives on that list. Those making seven NCAA Tournaments Times. Even if I loved Gainesville programs have all won at least 1,700 and three Final Fours in 10 years. and would be covering the same games. Florida has won 1,293. Recruiting well enough to nab Sha- sport for the same wages. The Sun With the exception of Duke, bazz Muhammad, the No. 1 overall has a circulation of 215,000 and has which plays at historic Cameron player in the class of 2012, wasn’t won two Pulitzers. The Times has a Indoor, each program’s stadium enough to save him. circulation of 572,998 and has won holds more fans than the O’Connell The standards are unreasonably 39 Pulitzers. I’d want to work under Center. With all due respect to the high. If you don’t win — and win in that banner, with those people, in O’Dome, each is considerably nicer entertaining fashion — Bill Walton the place so many great writers have and/or more storied. will lead a throng of people publicly worked before. National attention and prestige trashing you. Fixing the recent dip In the same way, you’d rather are a given at each of those seven, in attendance might take more than play for the Lakers than the Magic. and every recruit is within reach. a new coach. To perform in the Dolby Theatre An opportunity to coach one of Still, the allure of such a legend- rather than the Hippodrome. To those teams rarely arises. Since the ary program has to be hard to deny. curate at the Los Angeles County NCAA Tournament fi eld expanded The coaching search that would Museum of Art rather than the Harn in 1985, those programs have held a ensue if Donovan left says a lot Museum. combined 16 coaching searches. about the state of UF’s program. Even if the UCLA job isn’t right Calipari, Indiana’s Tom Crean Florida would probably target for Donovan, the point remains that and Kansas’ Bill Self fi gure to be Alabama coach Anthony Grant, as certain jobs have more to offer than around for a while. Whoever UCLA it did when Donovan briefl y left to UF, especially as it applies to pres- hires should get at least three or four coach the Orlando Magic in 2007. tige and building a legacy. years. UNC’s Roy Williams is 62, UF would likely have no shot So could you really blame Dono- Javier Edwards / Alligator Krzyzewski is 66 and Boeheim is 68, at Shaka Smart or Brad Stevens. van if he someday wanted to leave? Coach Billy Donovan watches from the bench during Florida’s 66-40 so those jobs could open in the fore- If Donovan’s replacement made a Contact Greg Luca at gluca@alliga- win against Vanderbilt on March 6 in the O’Connell Center. seeable future. That being said, each couple Final Fours and won a title, tor.org. Gators batters struck out 20 times had a couple of miscues.” SOFTBALL, from page 15 Before Little’s grand slam, all of Florida’s runs were unearned as pitchers Hannah Rog- and fi red the ball over fi rst baseman Victo- ers and Waldrop dueled. Waldrop struck out ria East’s head. Haeger and Little both came 18 Gators in 6.2 innings. around to score, tying the game in improbable Before the error on Senas in the seventh fashion. inning, Waldrop had al- “(I was) just trying to hustle to fi rst,” Horton lowed only six balls to said. “Obviously, that’s not what I want to do. UF Softball enter play. … (I’m) happy it worked out the way it did.” “She took advantage The Gators loaded the bases later in the in- of some of us with some of her pitches,” Wal- ning, but catcher Aubree Munro struck out to ton said. “That was more great pitching than end the seventh, setting the stage for Little to bad at-bats.” win the game in extras. The win was Florida’s second straight walk- “They looked like a bunch of piranhas in the off victory and fi fth of the season. Three of the dugout,” coach Tim Walton said. “They were game-winning hits were home runs. ready to attack. And you could see that we got “We always fi ght,” Little said. “We don’t sit an opportunity, and they were ready to take down and let it just happen. We’re going to go full advantage of that.” out with a fi ght, no matter what.” Kelly Logan / Alligator Staff “Even though the score is 7-3, we all know Contact Adam Lichtenstein at alichtenstein@ Junior Hannah Rogers pitches during Florida’s 7-3 win against FSU on Wednesday that’s probably a 1-1 tie ballgame. Both teams alligator.org. at Katie Seashole Pressly Stadium.