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Friday, March 4, 1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 77, Issue 111 Presidential candidates debate USG hopefuls discuss safety, evaluation system, programs by Lawrence Hannan evaluation system for profes- News staff writer sors and install a debit system which would allow students to The candidates for Under- use their University charges graduate Student Government off campus." president and vice president Senator Jen Mathe dis- debated the cussed issues involving cam- issues in pus safety and parking and West Hall traffic during the statement. Thursday "We have a problem with night. the safety on this campus," Mathe said. "Just last week we The de- IfI M.KK'.ttAtU ATt bate, which rtiifcvr i J > v, *\ M . s had another rape reported. was spon- USG also has to get involved sored by in improving the lighting on USG and Pi IJSG this campus. We also need to Sigma Al- work with the BG Police and pha, fea- encourage them to put more tured a wide range of issues cops on foot patrol around the and, occasionally, heated ar- campus." guments. The main thrust of Doug Each of the presidential Minton's statement was that candidates opened the he was the most competent proceedings with a five and professional of the presi- minute opening statement. dential candidates. Senator Matt Fair discussed a "A vote for Minton/Hess is number of programs, includ- a vote for dedication, diversity ing The Student Advocate, he and honesty," Minion said. hoped to start or improve upon "We are the most professional election to the presidency. and the most realistic candi- "This would be [a program dates. We have the best ties where] students, especially with people in the administra- new students unfamiliar with tion and the community and the University, could call and that makes it easier to get find out information they things done." The BG NcwiAil has W«]lac* need," Fair said. "I'd also like USG presidential candidate Doug Mlnton speaks to the audience in he is elected. Also speaking about similar Issues were (from left) to institute a University-wide See DEBATE, page four. 121 West Hall Thursday night about his plans for the University if Joe Woods, Matt Fair, Kim Hess, Jen Mathe and Bill Wilson. Travel reimbursements rise Council by Katie Simmons ing conferences within Ohio," proposes News staff writer Faculty gets increase for living expenses Finn said. "This policy will now pay the fees and help out the em- University faculty will be within the policy state that trav- immediately. previous policy. In-state costs for ployees attending the conferen- changes traveling with a higher reimbur- eling by air, rail, bus or any other "This plan is definitely a way meals were once at $3 for break- ces substantially." sement plan as of Tuesday. common carrier must be taken at for faculty to limit their personal fast and now stand at $4, what Reimbursements within each The Board of Trustees on ap- the lowest available rate at the expenses for traveling in most was once $5 for lunch has gone department vary depending on proved the increase for faculty traveler's convenience. These cases," Finn said. up to $7 and the previous $12 for the size of the budgets. in merits members' transportation, living expenses will be charged direct- In-state mileage reimburse- dinner is now $14, with certain by Leah Barnum expenses and mileage rates on ly to the University budget if ment increased from the pre- guidelines considered. News staff writer Feb. 11. The policy had been ap- they are arranged through a vious plan of 20 cents to 27 cents Out-of-state meals also in- proved by the Faculty Senate on travel agency. per mile with an automobile, and creased by $1.50 and $2 and now Travel Reimbursement Administrative Staff Council Jan. 18. "There are about three Uni- is now at 8.5 cents per mile by are set at $6 for breakfast, $9 for Policy members discussed standardiz- The travel reimbursement pol- versity vehicles used to help em- use of a motorcycle. For out-of- lunch and $20 for dinner. ing the criteria by which Univer- icy states that all travel must be ployee travel," said Gaylyn Finn, state travel by automobile the Receipts may be required. sity employees earn merit in- authorized and/or approved by treasurer. reimbursement will not exceed a Overall, the lodging for faculty S All travel must be authorized creases and the percentage of the budget administrator unless These vehicles include a Uni- round trip coach fare for all em- members has increased on the in- those increases. the budget administrator is also versity airline card in conduction ployees in the car. state level from the previous $55 and/or approved by the budget administrator unless this person is At the ASC meeting Thursday, among the individuals traveling with the four major travel agen- Other transportation expenses to $75 with the backing of a the Personnel Welfare Commit- also traveling. - then the travel needs the ap- cies in Bowling Green, enabling stated in the policy include the receipt. tee made the following proposals proval by the next level of super- the employee to directly charge possible reimbursement for Other reimbursements
A luncheon Monday and Local singer Tom Gor- The men's and women's Mostly cloudy and be- INSIDE Tuesday featuring a guest man will perform selec- basketball teams end the coming breezy. High 40 to speaker discussing "Femin- tions of his music tonight at MAC regular season with a 45. West winds increasing E ism and Multlculturalism" 8:00 in the Bryan Recital sold-out showdown at An- to 15 to 25 mph and becom- will kick off Women's Ills Hall in the Moore Musical derson Arena Saturday ing northwest. tory Month Arts Center. night against Toledo. Tonight...Mostly cloudy. •■Page 6. --PageS. •■Page 7. Low again in the upper 20s. The Page Editorial The BG News page two Friday, March 4, 1994 The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence'
Kirk Pavelich Glen Lubbert editor-in-chief managing editor
Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor
Sharon Turco Michael Zawacki Scott DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R. tothe Ground...
There she was, America's silver-covered rink rat and Olympic femme fatale, riding with the Head Mouse on a Disneyland float. She was waving, the adoring crowds were cheering, and Disney Head Cheese Michael Eisner was practically handing her the keys to the kingdom. Guns, lots of slams and trash That's when our gracious, humble ice princess, The Brady Law went into ef- is just a tad phallic, don't you Nancy Kerrigan, expressed appreciation with her fect on Monday. Thus, if students think? Let's not mince words silver tongue: "This is so dumb. I hate it. This is the from the University of Toledo here people, he looks like a six- wanted to come to our campus on foot tall, walking blue vibrator. most corniest thing I've ever done." Saturday and shoot each other, Or maybe a bullet - we're not they needed the foresight to go sure. Get a clue, Nancy. We at E.A.R. to the Ground think shopping at The Anderson'aback Also, column contributor and you're sounding so dumb, and we hate it. There are on Tuesday for new guns. former Fricker's waitress Julie young women and men world-wide who would gladly We bring this up because there Michalak would like to point out drop everything to take your place. And considering may be a few UT kids on campus that the coach of the UT women's Disney is your two million dollar supporter, we think tomorrow to watch our basket- team is a "cheap tipper." Julie's you're acting like the most spoiled brat we've ever ball teams run up the score on family is coming down for the seen. Get some gratitude. And elocution lessons. their basketball teams. So be game, which includes Julie's careful. Melendez Cook Mom, a truly beautiful woman, Welcome to Toledo. BANG! and her arrival in BG of course * * * You almost can't blame UT means that Sam and Mike are go- kids for running around shooting ing to be fed caramel brownies. From E.A.R.'s Sign Of The Times file: Righteous, people. Let's say you're driving One Albers dunk, 60 points from Susie, too We love Julie's Mom. rebellious students at Antioch College in Yellow your Jeep around Toledo, what much Talita Scott and Michelle Shade and BG vs. UT: The Men's Game. Springs, Ohio recently made an anti-establishment else are you going to do for fun Co. for UT to even be able to envision a Two seniors and the Diaper statement against authority. They felt oppressed besides pump bullets in each Dandies, as Dick Vitale would when college officials didn't give them space for other? We mean, how many times scenario in which they are able to deal call them, seem to be on the way student activities. So they took control of a school can you stand to go to Tony with...BG 127, UT53. to the March Madness Tourney. building and staged a tense '60s-style sit-in. Packo's to look at signatures on We've got freshman guard An- hot dog buns? tonio Daniels, a man who once re- What is there to look forward fused to get a couple of tatoos Not quite. They took over an abandoned building to in Toledo? The Jamie Fan- home. You can shoot the guns, Toledo AND hanging on the rim with Sam, finessin' and talkin', and filled it with a pool table, a computer terminal, Golf Classic? That isn't until Au- but can you shoot the hoops? AND talking trash about it. So, and we've got freshman townie music and a refrigerator. While there, they threw a gust, and frankly the hype from BG vs. UT: The Women's when I leapt over your head, did Jay Larranaga hanging on the party and left each day for lunch. And they did it all that should make you want to Game. you see the bottom of my shoes? rim and a bunch of other guys with official approval. How very, very '90s. shoot somebody - or yourself. Did you see that article on Lorl WHAT DID THEY SAY? WHAT who are so confident in their own Besides, Toledo takes on such a Albers last month? The woman DID THEY SAY? abilities from behind the arc and ** * self-congratulatory tone over a says she can dunk. Yes, we've got The article quoted Lori saying in the paint that they don't even bowling tournament, you would a dunkin' woman on our team, something about how she would need their names in the paper. Falcon Fire: E.A.R. Central is expecting great think they had landed the Winter one with a bionic knee, no less! need a lot of adrenaline to pro- This is a funky team, sports fans. things from our gonzo men's and women's B-ball Olympics. Toledo is a city that Go back and read the above duce a monster slam. So, here's And we've got Doug. whiz kids. Both teams are poised to rocket past those can't even properly beg for a paragraph so you can completely the deal, Lori. You dunk, and Off the court, Doug is a smart- prison. absorb the hugeness of this im- we'll mention your name in the mouth punk who serves those University of Toledo court jesters and leave the nets To be fair, we should list the portant development. Lori says column every week. How's that yummy Dutchess Potatoes and smoking. Burn 'em up, Falcons. We know you'll do us activities you can do in Toledo she can dunk and we're thinkin' for adrenaline, huh? Deal? those horrid vinegar french fries proud. besides shooting people for it's going to happen against And we're also thinking BG at Prout Cafeteria. But when he sport. For example, you can get a Toledo tomorrow. This, ladies News favorite Susie Cassell takes off his black bow tie and job at, uh, well, never mind. You and gentlemen, is a SportsCenter could shoot the rock a little more. walks on the court and becomes The BG News Staff can go shopping at Portside! moment. It could happen, so you Launch it about 20 times from Doug the Student Trainer, he is Check that, no you can't. Sorry. better watch. three-point land, Susie. Let it go. the spiritual leader of this team. How about fishing? In the So we're sitting here trying to Prediction: UT won last time. And we think we've seen him call pholo editor Ross Wciizncr Maumee River? Nope, no fish. think of something that would We've got one word for that, some plays when the coach isn't assistant photo editor Naihan Wallace So we guess we can't blame excite us more than Lori Albers rhymes with puke. Fluke. One looking. sports editor Mark DcChani everyone in Toledo for shooting dunking on UT. Hmm. No, can't Albers dunk, 60 points from Su- Or maybe that's just how we assistant sports editor Randy Scucr each other. If we had to go to UT, think of anything. With the pos- sie, too much Talita Scott and interpret things. sible exception, of course, of Lori assistant sports editor Mike Kazimore we probably would wish that Michelle Shade and Co. for UT to Prediction: UT is just playing Albers dunking on Toledo AND even be able to envision a scen- Insider managing editor Joe Pciffcr someome would shoot us. It out the schedule, and we've got wouldn't be as if we were getting hanging on the rim. Now that ario in which they are able to special projects editor Dawn Keller Big Mo, caramel brownies and an education or anything. would get us going! deal with...BG 127, UT S3. tourney destiny... BG 91, UT 39. assistant special projects editor Leah Bamum We go to BGSU. site of Satur- And the only thing that would INTERMISSION. Sam and Mike are columnists copy chief Mcridiih McCrackcn day's big basketball games. So make us happier, the only thing, And at least we have cool mas- for The BG News. E-mail account: UT kids, leave your guns at would be Lori Albers dunking on cots. Let's face It, Rocky Rocket [email protected]. The BG News Editorial Office Is there any validity in the myths which surround the University seal? editor 372-6966 Walk on the right and pass all your classes. Walk on the left and you flunk out. Kiss your lover on top Insider 372-6967 of the seal and you will be together forever. The myth endures, but is there any validity? managing editor 372-2603 assistant managing editor 372-6968 news editor 372-2952 city editor 372-6968 sports editor 372-2602 editorial 372-2604
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Copyright ©1994 by The BG News. Reprinting of any material in this publication without the permission of The BG News is strictly prohibited. The BG News is an independent student voice founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic year and Wednesdays in the summer. The BG News encourages its readers lo notify the paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. Opinions expressed herein arc not necessarily those of the studen body, faculty or University administration. Opinions expressed in No, I just think it's a fun myth. Give me a break! I don't think It's stupid. Someone must have I think they talked about it at columns, cartoons and letters are not necessarily those of The BG I did [kissed on the seal] but it there's any validity to that. I'm been really bored when they Pre-Reg, but I ignored it like I News. Letters intended for publication must be between 200-300 didn't work - I broke up with the not superstitious and I don't be- thought that one up. ignored everything else at Pre- guy two months later. Reg. words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone number and lieve any of it. Alex Lange Jessica Niemeyer Vicki Knauerha.se Junior Lisa Williams University affiliation, if any. The BG News reserves the right to edit Senior Child Developmen Specialist Evironmental Science Sophomore any and all letters. Gerontology Undecided major The BG News Editorial Friday, March 4, 1994 page three LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Editorial shows Bowling Green mizing. Why do you think Third Government if you have a prob- found in "The Obsidian " and World nations eat so much grain, lem or a concern. We are always "The News " earlier this week. hasn't changed Hackbarth? It feeds thousands open to the input and suggestions In Jason Chambers' article in RAs in bad light more. The energy consumed by of students. "The Obsidian " on Monday, three Americans is comparable JoanM. Holmes Chambers made a disturbing I am writing in response to the guilty, does not mean that all re- The BG News: to that consumed by 100 people in National, state and community statemenl in talking about plac- strikingly open editorial which sideni advisers are unqualified. Is Bowling Green so far behind Third World nations. And that is affairs coordinator ing "blame " for "the history HI appeared in March 3 issue of The This would mean the system the world's pace that customer not an opinion, Hackbarth. it is a USG racial segregation in America." News, regarding the resident ad- doesn't need to be totally revam- service and outright friendly be- fact. Chambers said of African Amer- viser election process. While I ped. One only needs to look at 118 havior haven't even been ac- Moving on, your statement that icans, "As if we were tin knowledged by BG's established have the chance, I'd just like to excellent resident advisers on "The earth is not running out of Hackbarth who lynched and burned men, tiiankThe News for their stellar businesses - let alone imple- natural resources... nothing campus to know this. As The misrepresented women and children." My ques- reporting and writing. I haven't News stated, the resident ad- mented? The University itself is could be further from the truth," tion is, why place the blame on often heard the kind of praise not a good example to the com- visers must have a 'high level of is purely ludicrous and is nothing anyone? To say "we " ir. the con- from The News like I read on sensitivity... to guide students munity in which it resides. Do I short of a display of ignorance. study's facts text used is to infer that then i.s a have to say more than metered Why, then, is so much lime and specific group around Unlay thai lots filled with commuter stick- money spent on discovering new The BG News: is responsible. This is ridiculous. I've long wondered if people really ers, Paul Olscamp/'There's not a sources of energy? Not only that, Rick Hackbarth has taken a Times have changed and racism parking problem, there's a walk- but what do you think constitutes scientific study presented at a is not hereditary. The fact t hat understood how much a resident adviser ing problem." That hypocrite has a natural resource? Have you respected scientific conference my great grandparents may hav< really does. parking spaces all over campus. heard of the Ogallala Reservoir? for the express purpose of been racist does not automatical- Let's see him park out by the sta- Or the ozone layer? Or the having its data research meth- ly make me an ass, too. dium and shuttle into work each Greenhouse Effect? Or the de- ods, assumptions and conclusions day. Ha struction of our oxygen- critiqued and has dismissed it In a similar response to Coehrs' All right, this is pretty common producing rainforests? How with unsubstantiated accusations article, Jason Jackson expressed Thursday. through their stay in the resi- knowledge at BG, but 'shaft the about pollution? Do you under- that "there is no evidence to sup- a similar viewpoint saying "If Now some naive, as The News dence halls.' Obviously The News students there will be more in the stand that coal, oi> and energy port" it. Have you read the you think the African-American called them, residents might be a values the resident adviser posi- fall,' has been the general con- sources are not all we need for study? Did you attend the con- race can forget 200-plus years of little confused at what I mean tion very much and it is flatter- sensus of how most students I survival? We need clean air and ference? His wild and purely slavery... you must be crazy." After all, wasn't the resident ad- ing to know we are held in such know feel they have been treated clean water, period. Are you go- opinionated criticism of it would Such a statement again Insights viser selection process brought high regard. by BG businesses for far too ing to tell me nitrate alerts arc- seem to indicate that neither is blame. As if slavery should be into question? As one of the resi- The News also stated, 'A resi- long. I came here in the fall of safe? When residents of metropo- true. Academic papers presented held against or in spile of Cauca- dent advisers who was hired dent adviser is critical for in- 1989 and took a two-year hiatus litan areas are advised not to go without evidence would be evis- sian people of this generation. By under the current system, I feel coming students and their pro- for other pursuits and nothing outside because of the pollution cerated with a great deal more no means should the oppression it is my job as a person of "ideal cess of acclimation to Univer- has changed. There are now so caused by the phenomenal tech- sophistication than your sopho- be forgotten or such a period in character " to enlighten the pub- sity life... students tend to place many businesses I won't fre nology we have, are you willing moric attempts at humor and heritage be ignored. lic on that system. complete trust in a resident ad- quent here that I will have to to defend the stand that it's okay, "analysis." The News stated the screening viser as a confidant , source of move or compromise. and the future environment is You assert that "some resour- We can live in harmony It's process for a resident adviser wisdom, and most of all, a friend.' Today's example is how R.E. peachy-keen? Do you honestly ces are more scarce than others, already happening. And for should be re-examined and pos- Thanks again for understanding Management towed my car. believe that despite the increase but we won't run out of them." To progress to continue, we must sibly re-written to become more that resident adviser suffering Having parked on the edge of the in people, a suitable amount of use your own words, how can learn from our mistakes and stringent For the record, it has sleep habits, nights up late with Kinko's lot where I work, antici- natural resources will always be anyone possibly rationalize that? move on, rather than look for been re-examined every year by residents, conferences with our pating morning deliveries, I find available? Of course, some resources, such someone on which to place the the standing resident adviser supervisors, and programs to en- that my car has been towed less as atmosphere and water, are not blame. Selection Committee which has lighten, educate and assimilate than a half an hour after I parked Jennifer L. Matta being depleted, just degraded Brian D'Aurclio met since August and it doesn't students into campus life are not it. No warning, no apologies. Freshman and irretrievably altered, but Sophomore net much more stringent than a going unrecognized. Thanks a lot, R.E. Management. English what shall we do when petroleum Telecommunications four-month application process Oh, and not to mention the fact Jay T. Geiser becomes economically and four-month training class that no resident adviser's charac- Part-time student Political correctness exhausted, as it inevitably must? and other seminars which all re- ter should ever be brought into Do you realize the social system sident advisers are required to question. Thank you for implying Student challenges panel were implications of the loss of mas- go through before being placed that all resident advisers are per- sive, concentrated energy gener- in the residence halls. fect. I never knew perfection was Rick Hackbarth well informed ation? But I assume you'll dis- Thank you for bringing it to the something I could achieve, but miss this as "psychobabble," so I public's attention, though, just obviously in the eyes of The on overpopulation how stringent the process is and News, becoming a resident ad- The BG News: won't continue to attempt to con- 1^0 I am writing in response to the vince you of something you ob BASKETBALL how it is reviewed regularly. Re- viser is an affirmation of perfec- The BG News: letter from Polly C. Peterson viously have no cursory aware- cognizing that Bowling Green tion. Wow. I am honored The I have restrained my pen long concerning the political correct- ness of. Instead, I invite you to has one of the best screening News thinks so highly of the 118 enough from ridiculing Hack ness forum that so many students read books such as Paul Haw- programs for screening resident resident advisers who give eve- barth's unsupported opinions in enjoyed last Thursday. As the ken's "The Ecology of Com- at Anderson Arena advisers in the nation and the rything to their residents. "An overpopulation of P.C." One national, state and community merce," and David Ehrenfeld's residential services staff has It is nice to know the resident cannot expect to survive in this affairs coordinator of the Under- "The Arrogance of Humanism," The FALCONS have done everything in its power to advisers are getting the respect world with blinders on. However, graduate Student Government, I to gain some understanding of clinched home court ensure that the RAs selected are fromThe News we deserve.? this is what Hackbarth insists on can assure you that our program the inherent flaws within your ill- indeed of 'proper morals, ideals preaching. From his blood-thir- was well planned and thought defended and questionably- Opponent TBA. and character' was also a nice Sallie Stiens is a guest col- sty attack on animal rights advo- out. argued rationale. Rather than touch. umnist for The BG News. cates to his recent article on The gentlemen that partici- basing your assumptions on your I was also pleased to see The TUESDAY, MARCH 8 News admit alleged actions by Bowling Green State University overpopulation, Hackbarth has pated as panelists in our political random diatribes, I ask that you WOMEN 6 PM, MEN 8 PM not only smeared his self- correctness forum are well in- consider the well-formed argu- one resident adviser, who re- College of Musical Arts DOUBLEHEADER TICKETS proclaimed, glorified nametag of formed and outspoken on the is- ments of others. mains innocent until proven •iWM a journalist, but he has also got- sues at hand. We also approached Steven C. Steele ARE NOW ON SALE: ten to the point where all I can do several women to be included in Instructor Deluxe chair $10, Chair $8, is shake my head at his garbage- the presentation but they de- Center for Environmental Pro- Bench $7, General Admission S6 laden regurgitations of self- clined to take part in our forum. grams CALL 372-2762 concerned piety. And if you read carefully, you Let's start small. Two hundred would have noticed that Dr. Jack fifty million does equal the U.S. Taylor, an expert in this particu- Student believes population, but I challenge lar area, also happens to be an racism is not REQUIEM Hackbarth to show me 250 mil- African American. WHEN YOU RIDE Richard D. Ma they, conductor lion well-fed, well-nourished hu- We were lucky that so many hereditary Soloiitt man beings. Perhaps we will feed distinguished people agreed to Alma Jean Smith, soprano "all the people of tomorrow," DRUNK, participate in a forum that would The BG News: Tina Sandor Bunec, mezzo soprano sufficiently, but technology display their controversial views In the Feb. 18 issue of the The ONE MORE FOR Hugh K. Smith, tenor should not be considered the sav- so publically. I couldn't expect News David Coehrs wrote an edi- Andreas Poulimcnos, baritone ior. We have known for years the students at this University to THE ROAD torial which stirred up a great bit Natty Threads Performed by that everyone can be well-fed have us decide on participants in of controversy. By now, most now. Nonetheless, within the CAN HAVE AN Bowling Green Philharmonia our program on the basis of race, everyone is familiar with the A Cappella Choir wonderful, technically-advanced gender, religion and so forth, column which called for a num- ENTIRELY Bags $2.00 - Collegiate Chorale countries like our own, we'd rather on the experience and ber of drastic proposals to create Men's Chorus rather toss 100 kg of grain at a DIFFERENT the clothes to fill knowledge of the person. In the an "equalized populace." My Women's Chorus cow that will produce 10 kg of future, I would appreciate it if comments, however, are not rela- them are beef to equate one kg of human MEANING. Sunday, March 6, 1994 you would call the offices of the tive to this article in particular, FREE*... 3:00 p.m. consumption instead of econo- Undergraduate Student but rather the two responses 116 S Ma.fi St I en run Grand Ballroom M*rch4tr> i2th University Union Tickets: S5 Adults and S3 Studenu./Sr. Cit. 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■tinillllllllllilll' Headlines The BG News page four Friday, March 4,1994 THEY SAID IT "Please be as proud of your work in this picture as I am of mine....our sacri- fices were only a minute fraction of the sacrifices of those who were murdered between 1939 and 1945." IFOURM r c h I -Steven Spielberg, film director ACROSS Breaking a sweat THE STATE here longer, but he said he had a Rock star disappoints plane to catch." students Mathern said most of the stu- FINDLAY, Ohio - Some teach- dents involved in the fund-raising ers and students at Findlay High effort left for play practice or to School said Thursday they were go to their jobs. Ten students who less than thrilled with rock star participated in the effort met Don Henley's belated perform- Henley. ance. "After he got to meet some of "He really was a jerk," said the kids, he started to loosen up. 1 Jeanette Mathern, an English think he genuinely felt bad," teacher who helped the students Mathern said. "I really feel bad raise money to save Walden for the way he treated the kids, . Woods from developers. the school and the community." Henley founded the Walden Judy Withrow, another English Woods Project in 1990 after de- teacher who helped organize the velopers announced plans to fund-raising event, said everyone build condominiums in the area was disappointed. But she called near Concord, Mass., where Henley "very honest" about his Henry David Thoreau, a natu- concerns about the environment. ralist and writer, lived from "He told the students that what 1845-47. is happening to the world is very Last year, Henley, former sad and it is up to the kids to turn drummer for the Eagles, said he it around. He was very kind and would visit the school that raised patient with the kids," she said. the most money to save Walden Senior Aaron Zechman, who Woods. The school also would was at music practice and missed receive two Walden Woods red Henley, said he felt "klnda let maples. down," after waiting for Henley's Thirty-four Findlay High visit for almost a year. But he . School students raised $6,200 - said participating in the fund- the most in the nation. They raising drive was still a good ex- spent their weekends washing perience. cars and working on other During his visit, Henley said he projects to raise the money. would not answer any questions The students also went to Con- about whether the Eagles would cord in May to march in support get back together. But he said of the project. So far, $8 million "there might be an Eagles album has been raised. this summer." Henley promised five times to Henley did not immediately re- visit Findlay, but each time he turn a phone call left Thursday at canceled. Walden Woods. Last week, Henley told the school he would be there Wednesday at 2:40 p.m. to talk 1951 disappearance in- about the environment and help plant the trees. vestigated Students prepared speeches CLEVELAND - Investigators about the environment. Some may travel to Missouri to ques- planned to read poetry they tion a woman about a letter she wrote during the group's trip to wrote regarding the death of a Concord. 10-year-old girl who disappeared But Henley's flight was de- in 1951, police said Wednesday. layed and he was three hours late. Detective Richard Martin said investigators will meet with Mathern said school officials prosecutors, then decide in were on the phone all day trying several days whether to travel to to contact Henley. They finally Bates City, Mo., to interview received a phone call late in the Anna Haynik. Tke BG NtwWNtll Brmkt afternoon. They want to ask Haynik, 83, University of Alabama football players, lead by defensive player day at the University practice facility. Spring practice for the about her letter and the fate of Kendrlck Burton, go through some off season conditioning Thurs- team will begin next Thursday. "I talked to him on his car Beverly Potts. phone," Ms. Mathern said. "W« Lt. Dennis Gunsch said the in- _ told him we would be ready 11. go vestigation was on hold because Haynik would not talk to de- DEMOCRATS DEBATE \ Jit 6:30 p.m. Then he showed up at Continued from page one. particular, the infant mortality idea of the expansion of the shut- '. 6:30 p.m., and said, 'Here I am tectives by telephone Tuesday. Continued from page one. rate. tle service. He also suggested i and I'm out of here in a half an Compiled from staff and wire so that there is universal health She helped put together a coali- 1 tour." We begged him to stay reports. The candidates were able to find that the parking situation could care coverage, she said. tion of both public and private common ground on several is- be eased somewhat by redrawing Boyle drew applause when she health care sectors aimed at re- Poololoqy101 Poolology101 Poolology101 sues. They all agreed the lighting the parking spots smaller to began by saying she heard a ru- ducing the rate. With the county system and the emergency make more spots in the process. mor that the Wood County Dem- and city working together they phones were inadequate; they The candidates also discussed ocratic Organization was the have begun to succeed in lower- agreed that parking was a seri- residential life in detail. Minton most active in the state of Ohio. ing the rates. ous problem and they agreed that said he thought the slate of some The importance of education Boyle has addressed the prob- they needed to get more students of the residence halls was a dis- and the responsibility to give lems of welfare and has also fo- involved In USG. grace. back to the community were pro- cused on Job programs. It is im- Where the candidates differed visions instilled early by her par- portant to experiment with was in how to solve the problem. "We have more than $53 rail- ents, Boyle said. different ideas, she said. Mathe favored looking at the op- lion worth of damage that needs The issue of health care gave "If It works, build on it, if not, tion of building parking garages to be fixed in the residence Boyle the opportunity to design a go back to the drawing board," and allocating commuter parking halls," Minton said. "Currently, program to help families, and In Boyle said. spots based on the proximity of a the University has only allocated student's residence. The further a little over $2 million for re- away they are, the closer their pairs. We have to find a way to Euchre Tournament spot would be to the University, get more money into the halls." she added. Mathe's greatest concern was March 14th • 6 p.m. Fair and Minton disagreed with the fact that University officials Mathe on the building of parking could enter and search a stu- Off-campus Student Center decks because they believe the dent's room in a residence hall decks would be too expensive. any time. Si Charge Fair favored expanding the shut "These searches are unconsti- | Sign up in 330 Union by March 11th Ue service so that no one would tutional," Mathe said. 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(next to Kinko's) MOORE MUSICAL ARTS CENTER 1 Resident Manager 352-4380 i Campus The BG News Friday, March 4, 1994 page fWe Groups BG resident will Students seek aid strive to perform at hall Money available for college education access by Cynthia Kent added percussion gives his music by Leah Barnum ors, she added. should mail the forms soon News staff writer a "different feel," he added. News staff writer At the University, aid can be after they get their income re- Gorman has been performing found through the office of Fi- ports at the end of the year. channel Bowling Green resident Tom as a solo acoustic guitarist and As college costs have been nancial Aid and Student Em- Students will then receive a Gorman and band "Parallax singer in Bowling Green and the rising by about an average of 8 ployment, 450 Student Services statement of their financial aid by Melissa Llpowskl View" will perform selections of Midwest for 10 years. In addition percent per year since the Building. eligibility between March and News staff writer music from his to his two albums, his musical 1980s, financial aid is becom- "A Guide to Scholarships," May, he said. locally- credits include writing music for ing an important part of many which is updated annually, is a There are loans, such as the Although the addition of distributed television and commercials, students' lives. booklet available in the office Stafford and Perkins loans, as Univision to Wood Cable TV cassettes to- composing choral music and Although many students that lists national scholarships well as grants and work-study was denied two weeks ago, night in Bryan directing the group "BigTown," claim the aid is hard to find, available to students of all programs to help students and University organizations Recital Hall in which provides entertainment money for education is out classes and majors, she said. their parents pay for an educa- still plan to pursue their at- the Moore Mu- for the University's summer pre- there, according to Suzanne Students can also check tion. tempts to gain access to the sical Arts registration program. Fahrer, assistant director of Peterson's Guide in the library, However, students should channel. Center. Although Gorman has been a financial aid and student em- or research various other pos- seek out grants or schol- As a result of federal Go rm an ' s solo artist for many years, he ployment at the University. sibilities in their home towns, arships, which do not have to regulations, Wood Cable TV show will fea- Gorman said having a band accompany There are many ways for Fahrer said. be paid back, before they pur- is unable to bring the chan- ture music his singing has added a great deal students to go about looking for The Chamber of Commerce sue a loan, Hough said. nel to the University and from his cassettes "Dubs," and to his performances. scholarships - both in home is a good source of possible aid, "First and foremost, stu- the Bowling Green commu- "Kiosk," as well as several other towns and in Bowling Green, as well as local businesses and dents should borrow only after nity until after the next original works. "The music is more expan- she said. parents' places of employment, exhausting all other sources of federal review on May IS. Gorman's music, while acous- sive," Gorman said. "It is defi- "There are a lot of places she said. aid available to them and bor- "In this respect, I do not tically-oriented, has roots in late- nitely a sharper sound." that students can check, they Loans and grants are availa- row only what they need," he feel that the channel has sixties and early-seventies rock- just need to take an active part ble as well, according to said. been denied, but rather it and-roll, with contemporary in- Members of his band include in it," Fahrer said. Lawrence A. Hough, president But no matter what the has been put on hold," said fluences from Peter Gabriel and local jazz keyboardist Greg Wil- If they are in a college - for of Sallie Mae, the nation's means, there is always a way to. Dave Garcia, a member of REM der, guitarist Gene Torisky, per- example, the College of Arts largest holder and servicer of pay for an education, Hough the People for Racial Jus- "I have been influenced by cussionist D'jisovi Eason and and Sciences - they should guaranteed student loans. said. tice Committee. "I feel that many different artists," Gorman keyboardist Dwight Albright. check with that college, she Students should fill out a "It's important to squash the the channel is still being said. "I perform everything from The concert will take place at 8 said. Entering freshmen who Free Application for Federal notion that financial aid is only considered." rock to alternative, and some- p.m. The concert is sponsored by may not have decided on a Student Aid, which is available available to those who can According to Christopher times a little country." the Hazel H. Smith off-campus major should check with their in the financial aid office of prove serious financial need," Smitherman, also a mem- Gorman described his music as student center and the First-year high school guidance counsel- their school, he said, and they Hough said. ber of the People for Racial "organic," and "percussive." The Off-Campus University Students. Justice Committee, it is im- portant to look at what the denial of the channel would say about the community. College pressures Foundation offers awards The denial of Univision would be a moral and social by Cynthia Kent The foundation is offering a total of $34,000 in irresponsibility since the are play's theme News staff writer cash awards: $10,000 first prize, $5,000 second addition of the channel prize, $3,000 third prize and many others. would be beneficial for the The Amy Foundation is conducting its annual es- In addition to content, the articles will be judged entire community, Smith- by Christian Pelusl say contest for essays that present a biblical posi- on the persuasive power, the author's skill in relat- erman said. News contributing writer tion on current world events. ing God's word to current issues and the author's "If Larry Miller [the di- W.James Russell, founder of the Amy Founda- sensitivity in presenting a biblical response to the rector of operations at A one-act play, "When the Party's Over," which deals with aspects tion, says the goal of the Amy Writing Awards pro- intensified search for the meaning of life, accord- Wood Cable] decides not to of college life and unites two facets of the University, opens tonight. gram is to "encourage writers to do the necessary ing to Russell. give access of Univision to The University's Prevention Center will sponsor the play, written research to rediscover, understand and communi- For information, contact The Amy Foundation the community, he would be by graduate student Mark S. Rye and performed by Relationships on cate the character building truths forming the Writing Awards P.O. Box 16091 Lansing.MI 48901 throwing away the oppor- the Road, a traveling acting group made up of University students. foundation of our biblical value system." (517)323-6233. tunity of a lifetime," Smith- The play, directed by Aaron Cook, a University student, will be erman said presented in Room 108 of the Psychology Building at 8 p.m. Through the addition of It follows the relationship of one couple as they struggle with some the channel, Miller would of the pressures and Influences that affect college students. Can You Recycle WJiere You Rent r^g have the opportunity to The director of the Prevention Center, Jacqui Daley, met Rye, read change the views of the cit- the script and agreed to back him. izens of Bowling Green in "The script is Impactful with the relationships between alcohol and terms of multiculturalism, communication, alcohol and sexual relations and miscommunica- BG's COOL BLUE Recycling Container Smitherman said. tion," Daley said. "It also shows how socialization is different be- For Apartments, Condominiums, & Mobile Homes "I just hope that the Uni- tween men and women and how overdrinking has an impact over a versity and the rest of the person's lifetime." Bowling Green community Rye wrote the play in 1992 while he was an undergraduate at De- Ask your landlord how you can recycle! sees this issue as a hu- Pauw University in Indiana. Landlords call 354-6226 for information and containers. manity issue and as one that "It was written so that the audience#vould identify with the situa- could affect the lives of all tions," Rye said. "The language and references are such that the play of us," he said. appears to be taking place in Bowling Green. Smitherman said that he "My hope is that the play provokes people to think about the is- Gamma Phi Beta Gamma Phi Beta Gamma Phi Beta Gamma Phi Beta hopes the Latino communi- sues," Rye said. "I want people to think about how alcohol, dating and ty will organize themselves sexual abuse affect many college students. And of course it's meant and turn up the heat on the to be entertaining.' The sisters of Gamma Phi Beta issue. A repeat performance will take place at the same time and place on March 11. Admission to both performances is free. The show will last would like to welcome all of their about one hour. Happy Pappys! A LITTLE EFFORT MAX. BGSU WEEKLY RECYCLING REPORT MARCH 20-28
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224E.Wooster GREEN BRIAR, INC. 352-0717 BEWARE: MID-TERMS ARE JUST AROUND THE CORNER *** ******************* Campus The BG News page six Friday, March 4,1994 College presents opera Speaker will "Verdi Requiem" returns after extended absence from BG talk of trials by Robin Coe tend the funeral. The "Requiem" quiem "are soprano Alma Jean Canterbury Choir of Trinity Ep- News staff writer was described then as a deeply Smith, mezzo soprano Tina San- iscopal Church. moving, immense work. dor Bunce, tenor Hugh K. Smith Hugh K Smith, graduate vocal The University College of Mu- The work will be performed by and baritone Andreas Fouli- performance major at the Uni- offeminism sical Arts will present a special the University's A Cappella menos. versity, won the Southern Ohio performance of the "Verdi Re- Choir, Collegiate Chorale and the Alma Jean Smith, former fac- Metropolitan Opera Regional by Melissa LlpOWSkl Historically, women have quiem " for the first time since University Men's and Women's ulty member of the University Competition in December and News staff writer not thought of feminism in 1979. Choruses with the Bowling from 1988-90, was a grand prize will compete in the finals in New terms of the issues that are Giuseppe Verdi, a 19th-century Green Philharmonica winner of the Metropolitan York next month. Obioma Nnaemeka, a worn- not addressed, including the Italian composer, is famous for The College of Musical Arts Opera National Contest, where Poulimenos, a voice professor en's studies professor from issues of class and race, Zongo 26 romantic operas composed be- decided to perform the "Re- she sang until 1981. She has at the University, has received Indiana University, will speak said. tween 1839-1893, including "La quiem" because it had not been already performed the "Verdi critical acclaim for appearances at the University next Monday "Throughout the month, we Traviata," "Aida " and "Othello." done since 1979 and it would give Requiem " with the Philadelphia with opera companies through- and Tuesday. hope to make the connection Originally, he had no interest in University students an opportu- Orchestra. She now teaches at out the United States, Switzer- The event, entitled "Femin- between women of different writing a requiem. nity to experience playing the Miami University. land, Italy and Germany. ism and Multiculturalism," cultures and races as has been After the death of Alessandro requiem, said Richard Mathey, Bunce, voice coordinator for Tickets for the "Verdi Re- was designed according to the done in the multicultural Manzoni, an Italian poet and no- director of choral activities. the University Creative Arts quiem " performance are $5 for theme of women's history movement," she said, velist, Verdi wrote a eulogy to "It has been such a long time Program, has appeared with the adults and $3 for students and month, "Creating Cross Cul- Zongo said the purpose of him which became known as the that we had to do it again," Toledo Opera and Toledo Sym- senior citizens tural Connections Among next week's presentations is to "Manzoni Requiem," in Verdi's Mathey said. He said students phony. She is the past winner of The concert is at 3 p.m. Women." teach individuals how to hometown of Milan. Verdi was so should have experience doing the Knlamazoo Bach Festival Sunday in the Lenhart Grand In her presentations, communicate with each other saddened by the death of the poet some type of requiem. Young Artist Competition and Ballroom of the University Nnaemeka will focus on var- and strengthen the ties be- he idolized that he could not at- Soloists performing the "Re- lias traveled to England with the Union. ious issues related to the trials tween them, and tribulations of the femi- nist nnd multicultural move- ments, said Opportune Zongo, , Commission agrees to building a member of the women's his- Events tory month committee. "She has lectured and taught these •Monday, March 7, Dr. issues so we thought that she Obioma Nnaemeka, Construction for county health department receives approval would be the best person to "Feminisms and come to the University and en- Multiculturalism, by John Gibney the health center, said the new building will years. lighten us with her know- Towers Inn, MacDonald News staff writer provide much needed space. Because of an Ohio law stating the health ledge," Zongo said. Quad. 11:30-1:30. "There is less than 13,000 square feet at department cannot own property, the build- Nnaemeka has published •Tuesday, March 8, Dr. Construction of a new health department the existing facility," he said. ing and land belong to Wood County. Mem- widely in the fields of feminist Nnaemeka, for Wood County received approval from the The Wood County Board of Health has pe- bers of the county commission initially theory, African women's writ- "Multiculturalism & Bowling Green City Planning Commission titioned in favor of a new building for three talked about adding space to the existing ings, and is a past recipient of Wednesday night. years because the current facility does not building. Rockefeller and MacArthur Curriculum The commission agreed that all zoning meet the needs for the community, accord- However, because of the expanding ser- Foundation Grants. Development in regulations were met for the site located on ing to Charles Wolford, director of the health vices offered from the health department Traditionally, the feminist Women's Studies, East Gypsy Lane Road. department. and the problem of overcrowding, the movement has focused on the Alumni Room, Union, 10 Dave Saneholtz, whose company Pog- "We've outgrown it," Wolford said. "It was county decided the best alternative was con- commonalities between wom- a.m. to noon. gemeyer Design Group developed plans for something that needed to be done for many struction of a new facility. en find has failp.d to \tv\ic at thp differences between them, while the multicultural movement has focused on both Those who wish to hear Woodland Mall hosts Bridal Fair the commonalities and differ- Nnaemeka can attend the lun- ences between cultures, Zongo cheon on Monday at 11:30 a.m by Katie Carroll the invitations to the honeymoon. tors and merchants being availa- land Mall is co-sponsoring the said. in Towers Inn of the McDon- News staff writer "We feel that there is a big ble to help couples plan every as- fair with the Sentinel-Tribune, "When discussing issues of aid Quadrangle. The cost of market in the wedding," said pect of their wedding, two Issacs said. diversity, it is important to lunch will be $5.95 and debit The Woodland Mall Merchants Beth Isaacs, general manager different fashion shows will take Minor changes for this year's talk about commonalities and cards may be used, Association and The Sentinel- and marketing director for place at 2 p.m. in the Cafe Court fair have been made. Prior to this differences," she said. "If you Students who do not wish to Tribune will co-sponsor a Bridal Woodland Mall. "It is an oppor- area of the mall. On Saturday, a year, the fair's greatest attrac- do not look at both of these is- participate in the luncheon but Fair at the Woodland Mall this tunity for merchants to show fashion show featuring Trous- tion - the "Wedding Wi$e" sem- sues as having equal impor- want to hear Nnaemeka speak weekend. what they have available in the seau and Resortwear will occur. inar - has never been advertised tance, then alienation is the should arrive at Towers Inn at The event, which is free and bridal area for two people put- The House of Hilton Bridal and on a national level. result." 12:30 p.m. open to the public, will feature ting a life together." Russell's Tuxedos will model the "The seminar is definitely the every aspect of a wedding, from In addition to several exhibi- latest in Bridal Fashions on Sun- biggest draw," Isaacs said. "We day. have never before advertised This is the Bridal Fair's sixth nationally and we've received START YOUR WEEKEND RIGHT! year in Bowling Green, and one calls from interested people Ensemble to give 0 of the first years that the Wood- from all over." opera production UNIVERSITY UNION BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY by James Carpenter The "fun-filled frolic," as Dyb- On Weekend Nights, News contributing writer dahl called the production, fea- tures fun, comedy and music. Lent Special Tickets are now on sale for the "The opera has some really 0m Out Of Every 10* University's Opera Theatre pre- wonderfully descriptive music," Seafood Splash sentation of "The Merry Wives of Dybdahl said. "The ensemble Drivers is legally Windsor." sections are very beautiful and Shrimp, Clams, Scallops The opera, written by Otto Ni- we have an excellent orchestra." colai, Is based on William Shake- Ticket prices are $8, $10 and and ALASKAN POLLACK DRUNK! speare's famous comedy. The $12 a piece. Students may production takes place at 8 p.m. receive a $2 discount on admis- Lunch Special $3.99 Hrs: 1130-130 March 11 and 12 in Kobacker sion, according to Theresa Click- (lever flgain ttcvct figain tlcvei figain tlcvcr figain Hall of the Moore Musical Arts ner, box office manager. Center. Tickets may be purchased at d>XK
byRiyOeVlto and Nikki Riggs - the team still The squad's 181.6 score they news sports writer has the potential to compete with received last week against In- the rest of the conference. diana University of Pennsylvania Due to problems with Western would have been in the 187 range Michigan's gym, the BG gymnas- if the team would not have had tics team will compete in South "Western Michigan seven total falls. Bend, Ind. However, the Falcons do not look to have any problems will be very tough In order to compete with con- competing with the Broncos. away and we need to ference rival Western Michigan, BG, 2-4 overall and 0-3 in the the team will have to perform its Mid-American Conference, is get tough right now routines without falls and other looking for their first conference by working on all mistakes, head coach Charles victory of the year. Even more Simpson said. important to the team is the need parts of our routines for a high overall team score. to finish strong and "Western Michigan will be The Falcons need an overall very tough away, and we need to score in the 187 range to get con- without all those get tough right now by working sideration for a spot in the re- needless breaks and on all parts of our routines to fin- gional finals. falls." ish strong and without all those The team's best overall score needless breaks and falls," Simp- this season was the 184.2 score son said. they achieved in a losing effort against Central Michigan Feb. 19. Charles Simpson, With Karen Jordan, Erne Cole Despite the injuries to key per- Gymnastics COach an<' Blisa Martinelli all in mid- sonnel - Jennifer Nacca, Jen- season form, BG should be com- nifer Wenrich, Kelly McClelland pctitive. Indians tie themselves The Associated Press "He threw free and easy, which is what we're WINTER HAVEN, Fla. - Six players hit home looking for right now," agreed assistant general runs and Jack Morris made his debut on the mound manager Dan O'Dowd. "He isn't really cutting as the Cleveland Indians played themselves to a loose yet." 12-12 tie in a lntrasquad game Thursday. Ten pitchers were used in the game. The only Eddie Murray, Paul Sorrento, Ruben Amaro, pitchers who did not allow any runs were left- Mark Lewis, Craig Colbert and Herbert Perry all handers Russ Swan and Dennis Lynch. homered in the game, played in winds that gusted Tom Kramer, who was 7-3 for the Indians last to near 25 mph. year, had the roughest day of all the pitchers, giv- Coaches Jeff Newman and Buddy Bell managed ing up six runs on eight hits in two innings. the two teams. Morris started for Newman's team, Derek Lilliquist gave up home runs to Murray giving up one run, a walk and two hits while strik- and Perry in the seventh inning and Steve Farr ing out two in two innings. surrendered homers to Lewis and Colbert in the Manager Mike Hargrove said he was pleased ninth Colbert's homer came with two outs in the The AimcUucd Pnu with Jack Morris' performance. ninth and tied it at 12-12. The two teams halted "He averaged 87 (mph), and was able to hit his play after that inning. Los Angeles Kings center Wayne Crctzky celebrates his 798th career goal during the Kings 4-1 vic- tory over the Hartford Whalers. The goal put him one closer to breaking Gordle Howe's hold on the ti- spots. For this early in the spring I thought he Sorrento had a single, double and home run and tle of the MII.'s All-Time goal scorer. Howe scored 801 goals In his NHL career. threw well," Hargrove said. four RBIs for Newman's team.
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Bailey S Laurie for one final session of senior portraits. llirddog S Betsy Hole i Kate ToJd S Kin The Cod S I lis Goddess (Bev) Tiptan S Put iky Brewster Brerden S His Flower Child Coebel S Tricia Almon Joy&Bbw Pop AlbSAm Marie Jamg & Krca Munny SCcnkie Hoc ah S Ballad Sigmund S Shannon Roc S Erin Eli S Eli-Eli-0 Rusty S The Lightweight Squid & Sheneneh Wrinkle Daddy S Gums No snow (we hope!), BlI&Evdyn Pmdl&Sawafrah BJ&Jenny Tatinka & Fights with Fists Jason Penrose & Wendi Kamm Mke l-edbetter&Melanie Buerk Todd Bordy S Andrea Vogt Sully SJ.D. ZachCreenSDr.ElissRit So let's go, seniors! Steve I lorvat h & Deb Eberly Scooter S Tara Panned Joe Fredericks Pemy Asmus Judge SKrsti Frank VamaS Jen Ros Dd Sherman S JanelleMonnin Bily PriceS Heather Schu Hz Brad Alexander S KristineJaeb TiavisEdroSrMhllodaldcvic Chafe Ottoman & Trishn Forrpt Scott Cortese S Liz Wetter Brian Davenport S Selah Regan Stan S Tracey Porter Jason Wolfe S Heidi Cordner Matthew Schuber S Jeni Barber Call 372-8086 to schedule your appointment. Blair Miller & JenMerritt Bart Eyler S Kristi Caudle Dave Draper S Emily North 10 a.m.-1 p.m.; 2-6 p.m. Monday through Friday John Ruts S Dina Dieglio DanBurkhartSDeniseBromeer Brett Frakes S Susan Boyd Doug Hart SChnstr Pamhano Karl Kerschner & Amy Davis Rob Wood S Julie Fettig Walk-ins will be accepted AlexCrcwl S Annika I liggins Don Light foot S Kelly Eisermann 28 West Hall DATE PARTY The BG News Sports Friday, March 4, 1994 page ninefc Nabholz tries Larkin looks forward to ■ not to become controversy-free season The Associated Press "It's been a good camp. People doing that and it looks like it is ing second base and teaming with odd-man out are staying healthy. They have a rubbing off. Larkin on double plays. PLANT CITY, Fla. - Cincinnati good spirit." "I think it is important, since Larkin said he has been work- The Associated Press Then there is the bilingual Reds shortstop Barry Larkin said we have so many new faces here. ing with Boone, acquired in a' environment. players can concentrate on base- Larkin, a five-time All-Star, is a We have to all feel comfortable, November trade with the Seattle WINTER HAVEN, Fla. - "For example, my wife ball for a change in a spring leader on a team trying to re- and we know the job that has to Mariners. - Among the pitching new- wanted to do some volunteer training camp that has been free establish itself after last year's be done," he said. "I like what I've seen - good comers for the Cleveland In- work, but you have to be bi- of controversies. 73-89 crash. Larkin and other hands, good feet and a good head dians, Chris Nabholz could lingual to do that up there. It Last spring's camp was over- veterans, including pitchers Rob Larkin's 1993 season ended in on his shoulders," Larkin said. have an advantage: he's the can be a difficult situation shadowed by Reds owner Marge Dibble and Tom Browning, have early August because of a thumb "But you know, that's all in only left-hander competing when you first get there be- Schott's suspension for using ra- said the older players must as- injury. He still wound up batting spring training, a non-pressure'. for one of five starting rota- cause there's so much French cial and ethnic remarks. In May, sert themselves as leaders by ex- .315 in 100 games, with 51 runs situation. That first week of the tion jobs. spoken. Reds players had to deal with the ample for the new, younger batted in and eight home runs. season will be the time to tell." But don't ask manager Mike "It can be hard buying firing of rookie manager Tony players. He is a career .298 hitter. Boone said he has been looking Hargrove, who says he will to groceries or even going out to Perez after just 44 games. forward to working with Larkin, ■ go with five right-handed a restaurant, when every- "Right now, everything is in Larkin said he tries to lead by The Reds decided not to try to considered perhaps baseball's' pitchers if they are the best in thing's in French. It can be focus on baseball. We don't have hustling and executing plays in re-sign second baseman Bip best all-around shortstop, spring training for the In- quite a shock when you first the negative energy we have had drills, and by communicating in Roberts after he slumped last "I have heard a lot of things dians. get there. But after a while, here," Larkin said. "Without the the clubhouse. season. That means Bret Boone, that Barry is, arguably, the best. ' "It comes down to balancing you learn the places to go to negatives, you have people who "That's the place I do my who has yet to spend a full season There are a lot of things I can ' whether it's worth going with where they speak English." can concentrate on baseball. work," he said. "We've got guys in the majors, could win up play- learn from him," Boone said. your five best guys versus the Players for the Expos must value of having one left- pay double taxes. Although hander in the group," Har- they are paid in U.S. dollars, grove said. they pay taxes in both coun- tries. IRS investigating Strawberry "Personally, I'd prefer to go with the five best guys, and if Another disadvantage of they're all right-handers, so be playing baseball in Montreal is The Associated Press berry said. "Things happen. "To be back in camp and play- However, they've been suppor- • it. I don't see a need to base it's a hockey town. There are different ways you ing for the Dodgers' ballclub is a tive of the 11-year veteran since the decision on the fact that "Once the hockey season VERO BEACH, Fla. -- Los An- deal with them. I've always dealt big thrill," he said. "I appreciate he's arrived in training camp. one of the pitchers is a left- started, our attendance would geles Dodgers outfielder Darryl with them. There is nothing I having that opportunity. hander." really drop," Nabholz said. Strawberry says nothing will dis- should be afraid of or run and "Darryl has worked awfully Nabholz wouldn't mind be- "I was anxious to get out of rupt his 1994 season, despite a hide from." "I realize I don't want to mis- hard. His attitude has been- use the talent I have. I want to ing the odd man out among a there," said Nabholz, who had report that he faces an indict- super. He's been excellent," crew of right-handed pitchers. a record of 34-29 in his four ment for alleged income tax in- According to a report in get the maximum production out Dodgers manager Tom Lasorda- of my career at this point. He arrived in Cleveland in a years with the Expos. vasion. Wednesday's editions of the New said. "He fits in very well with trade from Montreal, a biling- "It didn't look like there was York Daily News, government this ballclub." ual, hockey-crazy environ- going to be room for me there The 31-year-old outfielder de- investigators have collected evi- "I had doubts that I could come this year. It's better to be clined to address the subject of dence that Strawberry did not back from the injury; doubts that "I talked with Darryl about this ment. the ongoing investigation by the "The biggest problem with here, where I know what my report in excess of $300,000 in I could raise myself back to the report," Dodgers executive vice ., Internal Revenue Service direct- playing up there is that you role will be." income derived from signing au- level that I was at. I've learned president Fred Claire said. "He.- always have to worry about Nabholz was 9-8 with a 4.09 ly. tographs at baseball card and that things do happen and that did not express any concern. memorabilia shows when he they have a way of working out. I From what he said, 1 have no making sure you have two ERA last year and was 4-1 However, he did say he's not types of currency, Canadian with a 1.74 ERA in his last five played for the New York Mets just want to take care of my cause to be concerned. worried about anything derailing (1983-90). business and get back to playing and U.S.," Nabholz said. starts. his plans for a strong comeback "Plus on every road trip, you baseball." "I don't really have much of a from the back problems that If convicted, Strawberry faces reaction other than that. We have have to go through customs, The Indians, who needed a sidelined him for most of the last The Dodgers tried to move which can be a hassle. Seme left-handed starter, traded a possible prison term. not been contacted by any . two seasons. Strawberry over the winter, agency regarding any indictment?^ guys really hated playing up two minor-leaguers to the "I don't think anything can dis- Strawberry, however, said he offering him in trade and placing there." Expos for Nabholz. of Darryl. This story has beenjt rupt me from reaching the goals is concentrating only on baseball him on irrevocable waivers in ongoing. There doesn't appear to»^ I set out to accomplish," Straw- and reviving his career. December. He went unclaimed. be much of anything new." ft Classifieds
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If you do not honor your scheduled tickets tor |5 vices m your final year at Bowling Green Slate therequirements. a» epecified by the em- interview, you are required to write a letter of Scheduling On-Cam pus Interview Ap- University. AFRICAN PEOPLES ASOCIATON PRE Get your picture m the Day by-Day' ployer.ft you meet the requirements, then you apology c the employer for missing the inter- polntmente: Interview sign-upe (or the recruit- SENTS We need pictures lor neat year's calender' can proceed Otherwise, the system will tell view, bring the letter with an addressed, stam- ing penod March 28 • April 8 will begin with Ad- 1 AFRICAN MOVIE NIGHTS ped envelope, and meet with the Manager of YOU MUST SUBMIT A COPY OF YOUR vanced Inierviewers on Monday, March 7„ youwhy you are unable to sign-up with the em- Allah Tantiu (God's Will). Tuesday. 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Everybody's doing it! (But no one's being safe) How many people are shunning safe sex? We found out, and the results may frighten you Insider 2 Fri., March 4, 1994 Pedestal for higher ed? Insider the Magazine
"Melrose Place" sustaining their uninitiated Frosh: If, on the first day the truth here, who the hell really grey matter? of class, one of your syllabi says needs watchdogs in the dorms? One Even more frightening, how "Disregard everything negative that Students who dwell in apartments many of you really think that your you might have heard about this instead of dorms do just fine with mascot professors are excellent teachers? course or this instructor..." RUN out that ridiculous system that is Swampy, the Black Swamp Man's How many times have you heard a LIKE HELL) sometimes more Gestapo than Monster prof described as being "really In case you thought we might Gestalt. smart," which in reality means that mention our fearless leader with- Things are looking pretty grim they are incapable of teaching an out making mention of his short- around this old cornfield folks, just editorial assitant Opinion undergraduate class? Has anyone comings, don't worry. Dr. Ols- look around you. Here we an are at ever had a semester full of nothing camp. it really would be appred- this fountain of knowledge, and Dorian Halkovich by Tom and Trevor what are we doing? Pissing in It. We're an just running around in this Sometimes we've got to sit down and think hangover haze, trying to get a It's that time again, we have en- glimpse of the truth through all the photo editor tered into the dreaded news room about all those poor slobs just to make smoke (cigarette and otherwise,, Elizabeth Snider to bring you more wit and wis- ourselves feel better. A twelve pack works and where is H getting us? Higher dumb from the dark recesses of education has become a bit of a our minds. This week, we have de- pretty well too, but thinking doesn't hurt joke around these parts. Any de- rided to take a swing at that institu- your head as much. gree that you can sleep through tion which is so near and dear to all dass to get can't be worth the art editor of our hearts, good old higher edu- paper It's printed on. It's gotten so Mike Cook cation, BGSU in particular. damn bad that sometimes we've First of afl, what is the sense of but fantastic classes? Anybody? ated If you showed up once in a got to sit down and think about all calling it higher education when Sure, there is maybe those one or while on campus. Meet some peo- those poor slobs at Ohio State just production anyone with a heartbeat can get two classes that you take In your ple, drink a cup of that incredibly to make ourselves feel better. A Vicki Heckman into this place? Has anyone else whole college career that are ready awful Union coffee, be a regular twelve pack works pretty wen too, noticed how dumb half the people good? Hey let's face It gang, there guy. There's a whole world outside but thinking doesn't hurt your head Meredith Linamen are around this here campus? It's are some really great Professors of that Ivory tower that you are in. as much. getting so you can hardly throw a here at BG. but they are too far and Come on down and see it. You A great man once said: If you beer can out of your window with- few betwixt. should remember, however, to don't eat your meat, you can't have out hitting a gaggle of goobers (no We suggest to Dr. Paul that he bundle up. any pudding. How can you have any adviser offense to Goober and the Peas, take some heavy duly loppers and The whole BGSU experience pudding if you don't eat your meat? Robert Bortel Trevor's favorite group with a cut the deadwood out of the faculty would be Just bucketfulls of ecstasy Wei eat our pudding any damn goober in it). Next time you're sit- (if you use the parking and traffic if someone would get the balls to time we want, thank you very ting in dass with nothing better to division as your faculty cutting cut the entire Resident Advisor much. Think people. Look around senior writers do, ask yourself this:" Why can't I stormtroopers. WE get the credit). program, along with the useless you, learn something besides what buy cashews in the shell?" Then do Start with those Ph.D's who are positions of Hall Director and the old guy behind the lectum says, Walter Campbell us a favor and look around the constantly defended by their TA's Complex Coordinator. We know have an open mind. An education Amy Deeb room and determine how many of with the phrase "If you only get to for a fad that all of these positions is a tough thing to find at any Uni- Andy Dugan your classmates are legally brain know him, he's a really reasonable are outdated excerdses in anal- versity, so keep your eyes peeled, dead and would probably wither guy!" Sound familiar to some of retentive babysitting as well as bu- and for our sake, don't be a Melina Monhart away and die if they didn't have you out there? It should. (Note to reaucratic overkill. Let's all admit goober. Todd Stanley from the editors... contributors David Coehrs I was walking back to Eighth Street from pulled Into the parking lot of a podunk, no- "Listen, it ain't the kids you should worry Trevor Gray my job here at the coolest Midwestern col- where truck stop / diner. "Well be safe about. The kids are alright. Worry about the Tom Kitchen lege magazine ever. It was a beautiful day for here," he said. "Let's go in. Buy you eggs people who could ruin you. Sam Melendez winter, and my coat was unzipped. The and coffee." "I'm talking about your future, Scott. I'm Julie Michalak breeze was a light one and my caffeinated I ordered my eggs sunny-side down, a talking about THE MAN." Michael Siebenhaler lungs welcomed the fresh air rejuvenating habit Peiffertumedmeonto. When the wait- "Who?" my mind after a hard day. as Paul Wester- ress left us, Ivan went Into his story. "The Feds, DeKatch. And worse, the office berg may say. of nothing much at aU. "I know where you're coming from," he of the Bursar. What I'm about to teH you is I could hear a car approaching and slow- said. "I don't have to ten you the kids could NOT to be repeated. Under any circum- ing down behind me. Turning around. I no- benefit from what you and that Peiffer kid stances." ticed, to my surprise, it was Ivan P. Friday, are doing. PeJfTer is okay? isn't he?" "Alright, shoot." I said. my old mentor, driving a big, white Chevy "Yeah, I guess. Never reaUy thought about (editor's note: the ensuing conversation Impala. He was a little more filled out and his it." cannot be reproduced, as it is a risk not only to hair had thinned a bit. but it was definitely "I'm going to cut to the chase, so listen the security of the nation, but to DeKatch's se- our old. fearless leader. carefuUy to everything I say." His eyebrows curity as well.) "Get in. Scott," he said, opening the pas were twitching, so I knew something was "You're touching some sensitive areas." senger side door. "Your life may be in dan- up. Ivan said. "Be careful. Walt until you're in ger." "Listen. Scott." he said. "People are on to Jann Wenner's shoes, then go hog wild. The Insider Is an Independent 1 crawled inside and fastened my seat bell you. The wrong people." kids wiD stifl be there." "Where are we going?" I asked. magazine published weekly "What are you talking about?" "What should I do?" during the accademlc year. "There's a nice little place in Fort Wayne." "Wen, I've been hearing things. Bad "Lay low." he said. "And wear a bullet he said. That ought to be safe." things, man, and I don't Mean Bruce Smith. proof vest." Letters, questions, poetry, "Fort Wayne?!?!?! Are you crazy?!?!?!? I'- Are you familiar with counter-intelligence So my message to you. dear kids, is this: fiction and art submissions, ve got things to do. Jivin'." surveillance tadics?" Thanks for reading us. Stick around. It gets as well as your concerns, "WeH, come with me or else you may not "You mean bugging?" better. Soon, we hope. should be sent to Insider, be around to do those things. You dissillu "Exadly ... be careful what you say and In the words of my friend. Mark Hutchins 218 West Hall, Bowling sioned idealists are an the same." where you say H." (whose lyrics keep making their way into my Green, OH 43483. Ule can't I had no choice. It was a nice drive, "What?" editors' notes), "Fan now. the dream is send anything back, but we though. Listened to tapes of counter culure "I don't know, but someone's watching over." Just might put you In icons like Abbie Hoffman, Tim Leary, Danny you. Like a hawk." Scott DeKatch print. Sugerman and the Doctor himself. We Briany "What did I do wrong? The kids love us." editor-in-chief Fri., March 4, 1994 Insider ■ Twenty Questions ... Jeanne Wright
Jeanne Wright is the queen of safe sex. Al least if you ask our Joe Peiffer (see story page six). We sent Mike Cook (a.k.a. Swampy's mentor) to talk to Jeanne about sex. lies, bananas and They Might be Giants.
How Y* doing? health and how we should address it.Do yon want Good. I'm doing fine. the job? Can yon lefi me about your job at the Wellncia Do I want the job? I wouldn't be prepared for Center? the job. No. my greatest skill is program planner Basically we coordinate a number of outreach and that's where I'm going to stay activities and those change monthly... we just got done with Romance and Responsibility month. I Why doesn't TJAO pat on any big concerts also work here as Health Educator for the staff, anymore? answering questions about sexual health, eating Students say that what's lacking are bands that disorders and overall stress. We're an information come in and then there'll be dancing because nght center and referral source. now people want to let loose and blow off steam First time I met you. you were al a College and dancing is a GREAT way. But where do you go Democrat! meeting, when the CDs ased to be when its not in the bars?Who would you like to coo!, and yon were patting condoms on bananas see perform on campus? to demonstrate proper condom asage. I loved II. Who would I like to see? Let's see. I'm kind of a Are you still doing that? Kenny G. type person How about They Might Be Right. Oh yes, definitely. Giants? Do the kids slffl go for II? No. I'm pretty square when it comes to this kind Sometimes a banana is looked at as something of stuff. that is ridiculous. But I think it helps breaks the ice. I'm Ju it trying to promote my own agenda. So, But I make the point, and I think youH probably tell me about this AIDS class that Is being taaght remember this, that the reason 1 use bananas Is so on campus. What's going on? people will key in to the fact that you need to use it Okay, that's Betsy. Basically she brings in a lot when the penis is erect and that you have to hold of good speakers into her dass and a lot of com- WIN on to the rim, you know, and extract the penis munity agendes as well to give students some A J^re^2°^> from the body cavity when the penis is still erect. perspective on some of the legal and ethic con- And I think they still enjoy the Condom Races. siderations concerning HIV. It's more of an Infor- Did you see the movie "Philadelphia?" mational dass. Not yet. Is It mandatory now? Did you see any of the Olympics? No. I think it's coming up again shortly. Yes. I saw the Olympics. Goo d I So what would you Ilka everyone lo What was voor favorite Olympic Moment? know about the Wellness Center? The speed skater. What's her name? Basically that we're set up as a lifestyle en- Bonnie Blatr. So when Olscamp retires, who do hancement center. Perhaps one of our strongest you want to see replace him? internal programs is one of nutrition and that we Wow! HMMM ... that would be tough.l can't try to offer comprehensive programs in specific really teO you a name of a person. I can tell you as areas. Next year we're planning to have a head far as what type of president. ache management type of program. Oh go ahead, tell me thai. LeHerman or Leno? You want my Job don't you? I'm just kidding. I I like David Letterman. I do. think that it's going to be especially important for What's your favorite restaurant la BG? the president to have a pulse with student con- That's tough. It's either between the Greenery cerns and also with his constituent staff. Hopefully on campus or EasyStreet. have a dose relationship when it comes to plan- Anything else? ning. I would like to see someone who would take No. How's your story going? an active stance in health, emotion and wellness. Did you have fan doing this? t pnrnl it Mmlnat Mjrth t. 1S«4.10 be tllgiblt lo win. That would look very seriously at issues of sexual It was painless enough. THE WOODLAND MALL MERCHANTS AND THE SENTINEL-TRIBUNE Present&UcUil /**«*»'94 I'l'l'l'l'l'l I I I I I LJ-l- ' I I I I ■ Saturday & Sunday March 5 & 6 ALL ACTIVITIES FREE ft OPEN TO THE PUBLIC HOWARDS club H 9(aCeidoscope • Bridal Exhibits Bridal Fashion Show Mallwide! House o( Hilton • Resort & Trousseau Show RusifU't Tuardo's 210 N. Main _ . . ,. 352-9951 Tarot Readings by Julie Sal. March 5,2 P.M. Sun., March 6,2 P.M. Performing Live Weds. 2-6 p.m. I K...... s Jewelry, Incense, Tarot Beg'•Si*in* Lost & Found WpddingWI$E lOp"1 Thure. Fri. & Sat. Cards, Books, Blended Oils, Seminar Incense Burners, & /a* ) • Plnball • Video Games • Pool • Ping Pong Gemstones Sunday, March 6,3:00 p.m. ' A unique nmenution ol "Th* BEST ol EVERYTHING" lor l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l. I.l.l.l.l.l.l.l I I I I I I I I I > th* Wedding, ol the "*)'» Mon. -Th. 11-6 • WIN The-10 MOST WANTED WEUOINC GIFTS- when you play netting gAme* Fri. - Sat. 11-8 ' FREE gdt». nrochum 143-C E. Wooster ■ GRAND PRIZE- Dolgnri Wedding Go IF YOURE NOT RECYCLING (behind Madhatter) 12MN. MAM ST. (HTM) 354 - 4015 BOWUNG GREEN, OHO woodland mall i'.'.iniiii;'.vi muom 4IJ-354-4447 + Iinaldr 4 Fri., March 4, 1994 f
Lastly, the Rubens Pop Festival ROCK GOSSP FROM is Just around the comer. Vambo Marble Eye. Gone Daddy Finch. Pie Powder's Load up on THE BUCK SWAMP and Love Junkie win aU be there, plus lots of cool side shows and if. some other BG/Toledo bands. The 'Hsad'is festival win take place on March 20 guns and kill from 2:30to8:30 p.m. at the Col lingwood Arts Center. Tickets are fantastic five doUars and can be purchased the unworthy at Boogie records. B Bop records and the lobby in Toledo and at MadHatter Music. 353 E. Wooster Powder about mugging a tourist if you LEFT OF THE DIAL... here in town. Head e.p. knew they were packing a Snub- Well. well. well, to our surprise See you out. Mark Hutchins (a.k.a. nose .38. Proof of this comes from we pick up the lalesl issue of Alter- Crazy Upside Down Guitar those crackheads who tried to mug native Press to find a review of WHAT SWAMPY LISTENS TO Man) can do things with a Bernie Goetz. I bet they don't mug "Two Trick Pony." (he lalesl studio ' 'Soundtracks. ' Wild ai Heart.' song thai are light years Hey, anyone anymore. effort from BG's favorite sons-by- 'Reality Bites.' 'Reservoir Dogs.' I ahead of what any of us are Hi-jacking under gun pro- way of-Chicago Vambo Marble love show tunes." used to. Whether he's per- creation? I think not. Imagine "ter- Ey. forming solo, with a four- Joe Me. WBGU-FM TOP TEN (week rorist crackhead man" trying to For a second or two we were piece, with a friend or. in this take a planeload of armed passen- ending 2/28/94)... flattered, since they appeared cool case, in a power-trio, you gers to Iraq. Wouldn't happen. enough to give press to one of the can expect honest, heartfelt. Enough said. hardest working bands around. But 1. Pavement. "Cut Your Hair." well crafted lyrics with music by Joe Peiffer There is no end to the applica- once we started reading stuff like. 2JaIe. "Gold Leather /Cut" behind it thai really moves. tion of gun procreation. It puts a "It's a shame bands like this have 3. Vambo Marble Eye. "Two And that is noi (o take 1 had a really good idea yester- whole new spin on the Anita HiU to make records." we were hurt, Trick Pony" away from the other two day. This sort of thing doesn't hap conflict. Any pubic hairs on your then angry. 4. Green Day. "Dookie" thirds of Powder, Hutchins' pen to me often and when it does, Coke? Qick. Ever seen Long Dong See. some of us here have been 5.Jawbox, "Savory." latest project. The rhythm as H did in this case. I'm usuaUy Silver? Squeeze of the trigger. around as long as VME. We've 6. Cub. "Bettl-Cola" section ofjoe Robles either on the toilet or in the shower. Whose your daddy? Blam End of watched them from the get go. fol- 7. Giraffe Boy, demo. (drums) and Ed Mason Now you might giggle, but you story. Kind of a drawback, but lowed their music. And, like a lot of 8. The Sweaty Whiskers, demo (bass) is watertight and loose know these places are Ihe 90s ver- those liberals have to win some- other people here in CoUegetown. 9. "Working HoUday." compila- simultaneously. Rather than sion of Rome. The place where times. we'd like to see them get some tion. three guys each doing their ideas are allowed to run freely and honest, well deserved recognition. 10. Unsane. "total destruction." own thing, this is about three the censors are thrown lo the lions. I want to implement this plan at Maybe it's time for someone else guys so into the groove the This particular day I was ponder- Ihe lowest level. Incorporate the to step into AP's neighborhood BABY. WHY DON T WE... band is really a three-headed ing the subject of gun control. AU I training in the th'ird-grade syUabus and stir things up a bit. Why should TONIGHT: Jericho Turnpike at monster of rock. hear about these days are the Teach the children about guns and we be told what's hip and what's Club 21 and The Veiw at Easy The songs move from damn liberals whining about how why everyone should have one. not by a bunch of quasi - Street SATURDAY: Royal Descent feedback-laced hypno-punk there are loo many guns out there. Then, by the time they graduate progressive journalists who Mob at Club 21 and Walk/ and the to whisper-soft new-age They pass their Brady biUs and ban from middle school they'U be ready wouldn't know rock and roll if H Beavs at Easy Street MONDAY: guitar drones a la the Velvet our semi-automatics and the crime to be Issued a weapon of their kicked them in the head. TUESDAY: Jamie and Joe from the Underground. AU brought syndicate roUs on undisturbed. own. Kind at Club 21 and Open mike at together by Hutchins' college Guns don't kill people. People kill That brings me back to distribut In other local news. Columbus Easy Street WEDNESDAY: Ribcage radio-friendly vocal attack. people. Tlds is a lesson the damn ing guns. No problem. AU these cut power (tinkers turned deadheads Headinis at Chib 21. The Kind at You should buy this limp-wristed liberals just don't get. backs in the military are causing The Royal Crescent Mob will be in Easy Street, and The Beef Carvers album. You should go to the They want to ban the honest layoffs. Put those gun producers town this weekend at Qub 21. at Thejunction. THURSDAY: Cot- shows. You win learn what man's protection. Leave him de- back lo work producing guns for These fellas put on an amazing live ton Mather at Club 21, Identity at rock and roll is all about. I fenseless against the crack-smok- the common man. We would also show as wen as covering L.L. Cool Easy Street, and advance tickets promise you. ing ghetto criminal. We know those create jobs for those ex-military J's "Mama Said Knock You Out." avaliable for John ConneUy at Pol Scott DeKatch crackheads'll do anything to feed folks by letting them distribute the Pretty dam cool. leyeye's. their addiction guns. It's downright foolproof. "What in the heU is wrong with this country?" I thought. But when Wen. sure there is one smaU you raise a question like that these drawback of my modest proposal days you'd better be able to defend Admittedly, there might be Ihe in- yourself. Those liberal PC watch- crease in people who are killed by dogs lurk among us ready tojump handguns. But these people are right down your throat. most likely the crackheads. the Don ) '""iV treat, j So, I got myself a solution. For- poor and the minorities. I mean get this wishy-washy gun control. I these people hardly count anyway. Pasquale now stand firmly in favor of gun- FoUowing me? And yes, we might procreation. I know H might sound even kin a few decent people by By Gaelano Donizetti a little funny at first, but hear me accident. But isn't this a small price Sung in English through on this thing. to pay to keep those crackheads an uproarious I want to ami the citizenry Give under control? Of course It is. ^CtA-ZCL TKATKC1 presrmeii by •owum oanN • Ml-IMI everyone the same opportunity comedy set In *3 those crackheads got. Give em aU Stay tuned as next weeks 'Hey Joe D A YT O N guns. Me' will be the continuation of j&u*— the Wild West! DANItt DAY-LEWIS • EMMA THOMPSON Ladies and gentlemen, it makes "Whatever was free - Canada sense. If you were a street mugger style." As always the e-mail account i—Opera Goes Western!- INTHENAME ft In New York, you'd think twice is [email protected] Join us for lots of laughter! OFlHEFATfil A CINEMARK THEATRES Performances at Memorial Hall Nightly at 7:15 8 9:30 Sat March 5 8:00 pm Fri. March 11 8:00 pm Tue. March 8 7:30 pm Sun. 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Martin most scene for scene, turning out Ben Stiller and gives us a Short has remade two French essentially the exact same film, just look Into the life of twenty- comedies In recent years: Three moving the setting to America and the somethings and how they Fugitives (originally Les Fugitifs) in having the dialogue in English. deal with the obstacles the Watch 1989 with Nick Nolte. and Pure Then there's the second approach world throws in front of byTodd Stanley Luck (originally Le Chevre) In that the 1993 thriller The Vanishing them such as employment Watch after college, coping with the 1991 with Danny Glover. The prob- did. It chose to change the ending This second afllcle on (he subject lem nth remakes of French of it's original 1988 Dutch counter- by Todd Stanely sexual frontiers and its' haz- of recycled movies deals with the comedies is the French sense of part, pretty much ruining the sus- ards, and the hardest of remaking of foreign films. This In- humor. This Is a country that Ido- them afl, love. Ryder is the pense of the film. Whatever the What defines the genera- volves taking a film that was origl- lizes Jerry Lewis as though he were method of revision, the foreign valedictorian of her college naUy In another language. Ameri- a god. Pratfalls and ridiculous situa- tion that is forming in the yet she ends up in a dead- originals are usually better than eighties and nineties and will end job without opportuni- canizing the script, and recasting tions are what emcompassed Lew- their American remakes. One ex- with Hollywood actors. is' films and seem to be reflected in be the future of this country? ties. Hawke is the out ot ception I discovered was the Ted Why has the saying of the A recent film to do this is My French comedies. This usually re- Danson/Isabella Rossallnl film work philosopher who has Father the Hero , which is a remake sults in an entertaining but unbelie- mid 20th century, "I wanna all the answers to life yet Cousins. a remake of the French grow up to be President of doesn't know what he of the French comedy MonPere. vable and silly film film Cousin Cousine. Ce Heros . It stars Gerard Depar- the U.S. and promote world wants. Stiller is the young The big difference between these peace" changed to "I wanna businessman who is the only dieu, a French actor in an American Another recent film to be remade remakes and remakes of old remake of a French film (if that grow up to be a famous ath- successful one of the bunch, from a foreign original is the Rich- Hollywood films Is time. A foreign Iete and promote Nike makes any sense). It is about a ard Gere/Sharon Stone movie yet he is playing the outsider film can be remade for American shoes" of the late 1900s' of the group. These three father who will do anything to win Intersection , which was the 1969 audiences in just a year like with the love of his daughter, a compul- French film Les Chases de la Vie What Is the "fast-food" gen- form a love triangle that is Point of No Return . The 1988 eration supposed to do once supposedly the heart of the sive lying fourteen year old. He Gere has a hankering for French French filmLa Grand Chemtn was plays along with her lies by agree- they get out of college? movie, yet fades in and out remakes because he has made two remade just three years later as These particular Issues have ing to pose as her lover and a crim- others. His first was the critical Paradise with Don Johnson and inconsistantry and Is hard to inal who is dying, all to help her bombBrtathlcu. which was less Melanie Griffith. I know that many been wrestled with In var- follow. Support from Ryder's impress a boy that she likes. While ious movies. The Blf Chtn two friends adds to the color. intense than French director Jean- American movie-goers have to tried to help us figure out the this is all entertaining, it is a little Luc Godard's original 1959 film A have films spoon fed to them, but The performances of the far-fetched. Scenes such as the one Bout de Souffle, which means "Out seventies, St. Elmo's Hr« movie are pretty good. Ryder is it asking too much for people to worked on dealing with the seems to me to be comfort- when Depardieu is water skiing of Breath." The French version was go to foreign films and read subti- and barely avoiding disasterous eighties, and now Reality able for the first time In three about a French thief In Paris who tles, or does Hollywood have to Bites attempts to poke fun movies. collisions is funny, but one won falls in love with an American girl, keep butchering foreign films so ders why he Just doesn't let go of but Gere's version flip-flopped H that American audiences can see at the nineties and how to the line. Gerard Depardieu is like and is about an American thief in them? deal with your forray into See REALITY, page eight. the Meryl Streepof his country - L.A. who falls in love with a French like Streep, you give him any girl. Gere changed the setting again dramatic role and he's the best In in last year's Sommersby. The orig- his field, but both actors continually inal 1982 French film, The Return want to do comedies which is not of Martin Guerre, took place after Day-By-Day Picture Contest their forte. the French Revolution, while - Get your favorite picture in by April 1st American film companies just Sommersby takes place after the love to remake far-fetched French American Civil War. - Pictures will not be returned comedies The Man With One Red -Call 2-2343 for details Shoe . a 1985 Tom Hanks film, was There are two different ways to originally the 1972 French comedy remake a foreign film. 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It'll make you feel good. It'll eating plan you can decide to eat make you feel good. that cheescake now and then, but Or maybe H won't. with condoms you really have to Latex or no latex, this is the use them everytime." Wright says. question. Some complain con- However, even Wright admits dom-assisted intercourse doesn't the condoms lack of sensitivity is feel so good. Meanwhile, people an Issue As one guy told us. "I continue to drop as a result of the never use a condom because it AIDS virus. Safe sex is an issue. feels like I'm having sex with a And we are an issue-oriented rubber doll." magazine. So Shannon Wolf and 1 Rubber doll? To each his own. hit the bars and polled the experts. Getting down to the numbers. The following is a compilation of 45 percent of the people surveyed our findings said condoms make sex less en- Even with the risks associated joyable for men. This comes from Swampy looks a bit surprised as our retro-camera busts him during an intimate moment with with unsafe sex. almost no one is a Student Affairs Research and E- the Blue Angel herself. using a condom. At least not all the valuation Office survey of 436 slu- lime. This straight from the mouth dents done in the Spring of 1992. of Safe-Sex Queen.' and Wellness Of the people surveyed 40 percent they have safe sex," Sheri, a busi- the condom on property," Wright most brutally honest. "When I'm consultant Jeanne Wright. of the respondents were men and ness major says. says. with my girlfriend I never where [a "My experience with students is 60 percent were (obviously) worn "People wear em iftheyhave condom], but when I'm out drink- that the majority of students who en. em. but when they don't they go She says the point Is a condom ing and I meet someone I always use condoms do not use condoms She says she doesn't even like ahead.'Jamie. an English major doesn't inhibit the spontaneity of where one." Steve, a philosophy consistantly." Wright says. "We're the term safe sex. says. the moment. major, says. The Safe Sex Queen making some progress, but it's "We utilize the term safer sex just has heard it all before. very slow.'' to make people aware that con- The 'it won't hurt me this one doms are not 100 percent effec- "I had one male who said he time syndrome.' seems to be a tive," Wright says. Wright says "We've had people come in and they're thought the pill was klnda like major hurdle for condom advo- there are some things that make astounded that they have genital warts. But chemotherapy. He thought that it cates to overcome if they are going the latex experience a bit more en- when you ask these people if they used a killed everything. And that's not to encourage more people to wrap joyable for the fella. She minces no true." Wright says. "The pill can up.' During our field research we words. condom every time they always say no." prevent ovulatlon but it does not ran into one young bargoer who "If you use a little spermacide at prevent STD's." summed H up nicely. "They can the phremulum - you know where talk and preach, but when it comes that place is - - the little triangular Jeanne Wright And it's STD's that everyone's down to it people think, it won't place on the penis." Wright says. worried about. Isn't It? Well, that's happen this time."' says Anne, a "That will heighten sensitivity." the word on the street, but what social work major. Wright says condom companies Again well go to the numbers Another profalactlc problem is kind of evidence backs this up? Wright says it only takes one are working on a thinner condom uncovered in the SAREO survey. long term couples who feel a con- Nowadays the full time dedicated "unsafe." experience to cause big Until the more comfortable con- Fifty percent of all people surveyed dom is unneccesary. There are also condom wearer is as scarce as problems with little blemishes. dom comes, H is The Well's job to say the use of the condom disrupts the pill-popping bunch that don't male domlnence In the Bobblt "We've had people come in and make condom use more attractive the sponteniety of the moment. worry about a condom because household. It's just not happening. they're astounded that they have to the students she said. Wright says the average person they are protected against preg- Where does this lead us? What do genital waits. But when you ask "We suggest that couples go can sheath a penis faster than Uni nancy. These sentiments were we do about it? Well, I'm not paid these people if they used a con shopping for condoms together." versity police can respond to a echoed In our bargoer survey. to be anyones sexual guru so draw dom everytime they always say Wright says. gunshot. Wait a minute, the aver- your own conclusions. no. "Wright says. Loss of spontaneity is another age person can cover a penis be- "1 never use a condom because The ever-resourceful Wright condom complaint amoung the fore they can drive to Toledo. I'm on the pill," Sheri, an education compared condom use to cheese- bar-going crowd. "We can't demonstrate on the mqjor says. T don't worry about Any questions, comments or con- cake consumption "I think people wear one if they actual organ, but we have bananas AIDS because I'm monagomous." cerns drop me a line on my newfa- "It's a little different than a are planning on having sex. but If and condoms and It takes most ngled e-mail thing jpei- healthy eating plan. With a healthy it's spontanous then I really doubt people less than 18 seconds to put Some people we met were al- [email protected] |Frl., March 4, 1994 m Insider Womb With a View* by Dorian Halkovich is wild, wacky stuff What's funny to you? Seriously, think around the west from LA. to Atlantic City. Before Carter takes the stage. Maiden situations where legal representation re- about it. What's the funniest thing you can She's also appeared on the Merv Griffin America, a Todeo-based band opens up mains elusive. remember ever laughing about? Was it the Show and Showtime's comedy hour as the show around 7:30 p.m. "The fund is in hopes that we can culti- time you fell in front of the entire school or well as other national appearances. "We play a variety of music from the fif- vate an interest in law firms to take on pro maybe something someone said? It prob- "Her act will be as great as anything you ties through the ninties. including a variety bonocases, "explainsCraft "Manywom- ably had something to do with common could see on Showtime," explained Craft. of motown, acoustic, accapula, and rock en cannot obtain representation for cases activities you do everyday without even "Hopefully, they've got Depends on be- -n- roll." says Lisa Binkowski and Maiden like sexual discrimination or other cases giving them a second thought. Until some- cause they're gonna pee their pants!" member. because they do not benefit the law com- thing screwed up in the process. "We got Judy's name from the National "We were quite honored to be asked to panies moneywise." Suddenly, everything is funny. If you en- Organization for Women office in Washing- play," adds Binkowski. "I'm a co-owner of The symposium also offers some fairly Joy this type of comedy, the University of ton DC. I was looking for someone afford- TaBulah's. a womens gift shop in Toledo, well-known speakers. Mineapolis attorney Toledo is offering you a chance to experi- able, specifically a comedian and they told and we have a community room that the l.ori Peterson will speak about various legal ence it again. Feminist and Comic- me she was really really good," said Craft. Toledo NOW group uses. They asked us to cases involving women. She represents Illusionist Judy Carter will make an appear- From viewing a few performances on play when we found out they were looking the plaintiff in a cross action suit of sex dis- ance, entitled "A Womb With a View." to- videotape Carter sent her, Craft made her for entertainment fora symposium." crimination against Hooters. night at the U.T. Student Union Building decision. The Toledo based band has been "She's a really colorful and humorous Auditorium. "She's just hysterical," she laughed. around for about five years, touring the re- person." explains Roffey. Before stereotypical images of a raging, Beginning as a magician, Craft slowly gion and working on their own original Another speaker is Lanni Guinier. a key PMS-prompted activist tear your interest progressed into stand up comedy when work. noter in Washington. If you do not recall away, relax. Carter is not a politically cor- she discovered a witty hilarity to her dis- Both the comedy and the music are part her name. Roffey says she is the woman rect comic intent on lecturing her audience cussions with audiences. She never left of a symposium taking place at UT tonight. surrounded by controversy when Presi- about every single womens' issue in de- behind her love of magic. One of her il- Over 500 people are expected to be pre- dent Clinton nominated her for one of the bate today. What she focuses on are the lusionist acts she will perform tonight, In- sent at the symposium entitled "Violence. highest government offices and then funny incidents which happen everyday to volves escaping from her grandmother's Intimidation and Harm. Attitudes that Per- dropped her women. girdle. Go figure. From that point on. Carter petuate Abuse of Women." "She's absolutely hysterical, "said Ann continued her career in stand up until cut- Topics will range from legal services and "I think it's going to be something people Craft, coordinator of the concert. "I was ting out touring about five years ago to advice to issues affecting women in the at Bowling Green would be interested in." looking for women who were appro- concentrate on a comics workshop, she workplace, and in daily life, according to says Craft. "We hope the symposium will priately progressive enough because it was holds in Santa Monica, California. Nancy Roffey. member of the Toledo chap raise people's awareness of womens' is- important that whoever performed must Carter is the author of what has been ter of the National Organization for Wom- sues but also entertain and pull in some have a positive feminist perspective.'' called "a definitive book on stand up en. much needed funds for legal defense." Carter's performance talks a lot about comedy." Entitled "Stand Up Comedy: The Sponsored by the U.T. Women's Law "We run a hotline and receive a lot of what it is like to be a woman in society to- Book." the book is in it's third printing since Student Association and the Toledo chap- calls for legal help. We have a list of law- day, from politics to what to do when on a 1989. ter, the symposium is part of an attempt to yers we refer people to but a lot of times date with a candidate for the nearest men- That is not the end to the evening's en- raise money for the Toledo NOW Legal De- what women run into is no interest." tal ward. tertainment, though. She is only one part fense Fund for Women. This fund provides AD in all. the symposium combines ele- Based in California. Carter's played all of the packed schedule at UT. money for women who find themselves in ments of seriousness with comic relief.
Thecr'azy th lings th eydo. • • NEW YORK (AP) -Well, "I had no idea that it was and false Imprisonment. the Messiah!" The crowd product endorsements. David Letterman can afford that Important," Letterman Nicholson smashed the laughed In approval. Terms of the agreement to be gracious said, "and NBC had no idea car's windshield and dented Of course, she also dis- were not given. The contract He returned to his old that it was that important." the roof, then got back Into cussed The Kiss. follows one Kerrigan signed haunt at NBC on Monday his car and drove away with Arnold told the crowd that last week with Walt Disney night with a $ 14 million CBS LOS ANGELES (AP) - For a male passenger. Blank the episode of her show Co. for a reported $2 million. contract and the highest- one motorist. Jack Nicholson said. scheduled to air tonight rated late night TV show. proved as scary in person as controversial because of a "Nancy possesses cour- His old "Late Night" theme he can be in his films. NEW YORK (AP) -The kiss between Roseanne and age and beauty, qualities that music welcomed Letterman Nicholson was charged talk ranged from women the actress Mariel Heming women around the world back on stage for his first Monday with misdemeanor kissing each other to urinat- way In a gay bar would air admire," said George Fel- official visit to the set where assault and vandalism for al- ing oncampftres. not exr.dy unedited. lows, chairman of Revlon he spent 11 years as host. legedly beating the car of a standard fare for a syna- "It's so shocking to see a North America. "I love what you've done motorist with a golf club, the gogue. But when Roseanne *oraan kiss another wom- In addition to the Disney with the place," a relaxed, city attorney's office said. speaks, you've got to expect an, 1 suppose," she said. contract, which includes a gracious Letterman told Nicholson publicist Sandy something... unorthodox. mockingly. "But it's not book and movie deal, as well Conan O'Brien, his successor Bressler did not return a Hundreds packed into the shocking to see women as an ice spetial and person- on NBC. telephone call. Congregation Rodeph Sho- raped, mutilated, shot" on al appearances, Kerrigan has The appearance marked a Nicholson allegedly got lom on Monday night to hear television every day. deals with Reebok and shift in Letterman's relations out of a Mercedes-Benz at a comedy queen Roseanne Campbell's Soup, among with NBC. which angrily red light in suburban Studio Arnold pitch her new book. other companies. claimed Letterman's "Late Qty on Feb. 8 and. using a "My Lives." NEW YORK (AP) Now Night" comedy bits as its "in- golf dub. began hitting a car After reading from it she that the Olympics are fin- ^^^^^^^^^ tellectual property" when he driven by Robert Blank, ac- answered written questions ished, Nancy Kerrigan can left the network in early 1993 cording to a police report. from the audience. One per- get a make over while sip- after being passed over to In a lawsuit filed last son asked what women ping Campbell's Soup with ^^^^ replace Johnny Carson as month. Blank said Nicholson could learn from men. "To Mickey Mouse and wiggling ilX ] host of the "Tonight" show. apparently was angry be- piss out a campflre." Arnold her toes in Reeboks. ^^^^^ cause he felt he had been cut shot out. The 24-year-old figure O'Brien asked Letterman if off In traffic. The lawsuit al- And when the spotlight at skater has signed a muhiyear I w he'd expected the uproar his leges assault and battery. In- one point wavered off her, contract with cosmetics giant VOT departure got. fliction of emotional distress she said: "Oh my God! It's Revlon, adding to her list of Fri., Match 4, 1994
REALITY Continued from page five. funny such as Ryder running up a four hundred and fifty DeKatch talks trash dollar phone bill on the psy- Her past three roles chic hot-line, and using her were In Dracola, The Age of dad's gas credit card In an Innocence . and The House inventive way to pay for her for the big game of the Spirits, all period rent. The ending falls flat pieces that Ryder seemed though and leaves too many, out of place in. She seems to things unanswered. One also ter windmill gorilla dunks. We at will be much to celebrate and peo lit In better In this contempo- has trouble figuring out why Insider know who the true Shaq of pie will be bouncing off the walls rary set movie, yet still looks Ryder would want Hawke >EKA real the MAC is. And she's right here In with ecstasy. Kind of like working like she's a fourteen year old over Stiller anyway. BG. The women will easily win. here at Insider. It'll be a tnp playing the part of a twenty Reality Bites Is a film to 100-12. Besides, what's Toledo got any three year old. Elhan Hawke laugh at when H isn't trying C3 EO Secondly, after replacing the way? Picture an advertisement for fairs better and is quite good. directly to be funny. The backboard between games, our the city of Toledo: His philosophical dialogue funniest scenes are the most men will easily glide past Toledo "Come to Toledo. We've got... uh can be confusing at limes, subtle and are poking fun at \\0VlCANi 347-2. Shane Komives will have a ... an an museumand... uh... the but he manages to be con- our generation, but the seri- record 30 three-pointers in the first Mudhens and... uh... the Jeep plant vincing through H all Ben ous scenes come off as to period before being ejected for talk- and... uh ... the Mudhens and... uh ... Sutler's character Is very contrived. It does give us Fbu Scott SeKatc?! ing loo much trash. Antonio Dan Jamie Farr and ...uh ... Tony Pack- good, but he seems to pop some Interesting perspec- up out of nowhere and then tives and possible theories lo leave without explanation. what makes our generation Vita, that long-awaited day is First off, the women's game will become a Stiller also directs and man- lick, but is it worth the now but a day away. I'm talking ages to give us (he music watch? Yes. but only if they'- about tomorrow, folks, when the half-court matchup when Lori Albers video style of direction that re running a special at the fighting Falcon Basketball teams of shatters the backboard during one of her best suites a movie thai concession stand. BG take on -1 mean WHOOP - the kiss the rim 360 helicopter windmill gorilla deals with the MTV genera- "The concept of this awar sputtering rockets of Toledo. If tion. is wonderful." Ms. McMillan you've already seen our own Me- dunks. We at Insider know who the true Shaq The script is witty at times, said. "It's nice lo know we lendez and Cook's fine column In of the MAC is. And she's right here in BG. and overdone at others. are appreciated for what we that other publication, you know Popular culture symbols are do. I wish the list was longer what I'm getting at (by the way, The women will easily win, 100-13. used throughout such as there are lots more of us." happy birthday, Sammie). They're 1-900 hotlines, an MTV gonna be big games tomorrow, iels (Insider's own "A-Man") will o's and ...uh... really bad local tele- Special recognition was vision programming and ...uh... two done called "In Your Face," extended to dvil rights folks, so here's lo all of you putting also be ejected for trash talking (it's airbags. bongs, gas station on your game faces and going hog a new NCAA rule - has something or three suburbs and... uh ... well, pioneer Rosa Parks; Judge one of Scott's friends goes to school convenient stores, and AIDS Hbert Turtle, senior Judge of wild in the house that roars. to do with the Brady Bill), but not clinics. Some of these are Our women's team has been before he invents a brand new at Wand ...uh... Bowling Green's the 1 lth U.S. Circuit Court of only 20 miles away.'' touched on just enough to Appeals; and Judge John quite the powerhouse the last few dunk of his own. That's right, fans, add humor to the story, but Minor Wisdom, senior judge years. Here's to a few more years Daniels will thrill us all with his So, what I'm saying is this. A kiss others are exploited until of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of continued dominance, not that patented trtple-Iutz double stuff is still a kiss, a sigh is still a sigh and they no longer become of Appeals. they need my well-wishing to dom- jam. Saw him practicing it the other we're gonna kick some Rocket this inate the MAC (they do H just fine day, he starts around half-court, weekend. I promise you folks. No themselves). Our men's team has spins, flips and jams the rock trouble at all. Easier than convinc- been knocking on the door forever, through with more authority than ing Mr. Clinton to have another The Insider welcomes poetry, fiction, and any com- and now it finally looks like they're Parking and Traffic. Bad things, helping of grtts-n-gravy. And black- ments regarding our tabloid or just the world in gen- gonna git what they deserve. Best man. eyed peas. loo. thing about it: I can say I was here That's right folks, I'm getting very And when we win tomorrow, I eral. Send submissions to 210 West Hall, BGSU. to see it happen. Yes sir. Yes sir. little sleep. Too excited. just might climb to the lop of Jer- ;sorry, we cannot return them, but perhaps we'll print them) I have two predictions. First off. Then after the game, it's off to ome library wearing nothing but the women's game win become a the victory party at Dean Insider's my boxers and sing, sing, sing. half-court matchup when Lori Al- "Batcave" party pad. The Hender- "Oh, Canada!" bers shatters the backboard during sons will aD be there, late of Pablo Never said the song would have one of her kiss the rim 360 helicop Fanque's fair (what a scene). 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