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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License. This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the University Publications at ScholarWorks@BGSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in BG News (Student Newspaper) by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@BGSU. The BG News Friday, i >ecember 13, 1991 Volume 74. Issue 72 BOWLING GREEN, OHIO Briefly Local bar closes, can't afford rent by Amy Applebaum total of $23,634.62 for unpaid rent In addition to payment of the patrons, and even employees, of JAX was formerly Doodles greek reporter through Dec. 5,1991. rent, the complaint demands the the club. Comedy Club, a club designed to Local According to Rob Holley, of the payment of interest on the money Doug Luckso, Zeta Beta Tau provide non-alcoholic comedy. Holley Family Limited Partner- due for time elapsed after Dec. 5, member, said the fraternity had Despite an endorsement from Shortly following the closing of ship, which manages the prop- court costs, attorney fees and "all planned a date party at JAX. Mayor Edwin Miller, who attend- Flu closes schools: JAX "Club California," 1616 East erty, Martin has not paid the rent other relief to which the property ed the opening of the non- TOLEDO — A flulike ill- Wooster St., a complaint was for quite awhile. owners may be entitled.' According to Luckso, Frank alcolholic establishment, Doodles ness that has led to school filed with the Wood County Com- "It's not a week's rent," he Neither Vicky Martin, nor her Martin contacted a fraternity opened its doors to less than ca- closings throughout the mon Pleas Court requesting evic- said. husband Frank Martin, who member three days before the pacity crowds. state has reached Toledo, tion proceedings be started The complaint states the prop- manages JAX, could be reached scheduled date party to inform forcing hundreds of stu- against the club. erty owners completed all of the for comment. An answer to the him the club was closing. The club featured top comedy dents to miss classes, school According to the complaint conditions set forth in the lease, complaint must be filed with the acts who appeared at The Tonight officials said Thursday. filed Dec. 10, Vicky Martin, who while Martin has "failed and re- court within 28 days. Luckso said he believes Martin Show and Late Night With David Seven parochial schools leased the club space, owes a fused to pay the rent due." The closing surprised many is no longer in Bowling Green. Letterman. have been closed for parts of the week. The absentee rate at East Toledo Junior High reached Bush calls 26 percent this week, the highest in the 41,000-pupil district. For the past two months, for world the flu virus has been spreading across Ohio —the earliest outbreak of the ill- efforts to ness in the state in 15 years. State health officials last week predicted that the aid Soviets virus would strike Toledo this month. WASHINGTON (AP) - Presi- dent Bush will convene an inter- national conference early next State month to coordinate the flow of food, medicine, fuel and shelter to the people of the collapsing Soviet Dayton defraud: Union as winter closes in, the A Dayton man has been White House said Thursday. sentenced to five years' probation and 750 hours of Deputy Secretary of State community service for his Lawrence Eagleburger was role in a scheme to defraud named to oversee American re- the NASA Lewis Research lief efforts. Secretary of State Center and the Air Force. James Baker III said the admin- Edward Dierker, 50, was istration would quickly draw on also fined $10,000 by U.S. $100 million authorized by Con- District Judge Alvin Kren- gress for transportation and that zler on Wednesday. Dierker food stocks left over from the war had pleaded guilty to cons- against Iraq would be delivered piring to defraud NASA and beginning next week to St. conspiring to make false Petersburg and Moscow. statements to a government agency. Baker said the dangers include Dierker was one of three anarchy and chaos and involve current and former officials problems too grave for the United of Analex Corp., of Fairview States or any other nation to alle- Park, who were accused of viate by itself. concealing in company re- cords more than $1 million He said the coordinating con- in expenses that were not ference would be held early next related to engineering sup- month in Washington "to better The BG News/Tim Normal port contracts with NASA or divide our labor and responsibili- A Cemetery Stroll the Air Force. ties to help meet immediate and Freshman veterinarian major Lynn Bussman uses her foot to nology Building when they became curious and decided to take a dramatically increasing Soviet stroll through Oak Ridge Cemetery. humanitarian needs." point out a grave stone to freshman IPCO major Ellen Joyce Nation Wednesday afternoon. The pair said they were going to the Tech- Nativity to stay: WEIRTON,W.Va.-A nativity scene targeted by a civil liberties group for re- Protestors await committee's decision moval was defended by doz- institutional racism at the Uni- • Public Safety will make ens of residents at a city by Steve Gray strides toward a culturally di- park board meeting. The Obsidian versity. More than 100 people of "It is a very complex issue, much more so The four students are challeng- verse police force and will seek different faiths attended ing the report, in which they the involvement of multicultural than most of realized at the outset. We are claim campus police Cpl. John organizations in searching for po- Wednesday's meeting to The mediation committee tential employees of color. support the creche outside formed to investigate charges of just trying to make certain that we listen to Shumaker exaggerated a dispute the MUlsop Community at the dance. Shumaker has been The protestors are awaiting the an allegedly false police report is all people who might give us advice and unavailable for comment recommendation of a mediation Center. expected to make its recom- committee appointed by Univer- The creche, which is own- mendation soon, according to counsel on this issue." throughout the protests. ed by a private civic group, Along with demonstrations, the sity President Paul Olscamp on panel member Terry Parsons. student leaders also proposed six the final three demands which has been displayed each "It is a very complex issue," are: Christmas for 20 years. Parsons said. "We are hoping to —Terry Parsons, panel member demands to the University. Three "This is a question of of their initial demands have • The resignation of Cpl. John have a recommendation before been met and are: Shumaker for allegedly falsifying whether outside agitators much longer." police reports of an incident at a have the right to rob citizens cerning a Phi Beta Sigma dance Board of Black Cultural Activi- • The right for black organiza Parsons added the committ- tions to hire outside security for Phi Beta Sigma dance; of a 35-year tradition of hon- tee's report may be issued over earner this fall met Sunday ties president; Tonia Simmons, • The resignations of those who oring God, merely at the afternoon to discuss what prog- Black Greek Council president; campus functions; the semester break, saying it is • Any police reports concerning were accused of corroborating request of one individual difficult to pinpoint an exact date. ress has taken place so far and and Maurice Tate, Black Student the allegedly false reports; who doesn't have the cour- what steps are yet to be taken. Union president, spearheaded black functions will be sent to the The four student leaders who sponsors of the function within 48 age to speak for himself," led campus-wide protests over an Willie Garrett, Phi Beta Sigma several student demonstrations □ See PANEL, page five. said attorney John Stepano- allegedly false police report con- president; Muhammad Luster, last month, leveling charges of hours; vich. Lottery Prosecution says Lottery picks: Health Department says Here are Thursday night's Ohio Lottery selec- tions: prior record ban Pick3 Numbers: 9-9-9 flu vaccines running low Pick 4 Numbers: 9-0-3-2 Cards: Four of Hearts by Greg Watson coverage and public awareness not been affected by the Queen of Clubs health and environmenl reporter of influenza, Gatzke said. strands, she said, because they While there has been an in- have already had the flu aided Smith case Eight of Diamonds Five of Spades creased volume of influenza in- strands and are immune to the formation, Gatzke said the pub- strands. by Rick Hampson The Super Lotto jackpot is While there have not been The Associated Press $4 million. many influenza outbreak re- lic has panicked in some in- The people who are in the ports in Wood County, the Wood stances, calling non-influenza most danger are the elderly and County Health Department an- illnesses influenza. terminally sick because they Prosecutors complain that the judge's refusal to allow evidence of Weather nounced it is running out of in- "Once some influenza reports are the people who are most prior sexual attacks damaged their case against William Kennedy fluenza vaccinations. get out, there will be over- likely to die from influenza, Smith. Legal experts say the judge had no choice: Knowledge of a de- The department ran out of the reporting because people will Gatzke said. Mostly cloudy: start to call everything in- fendant's past does more to prejudice juries than enlighten them. Cloudy today. A chance of first shipment of the vac- In other actions during the "It was very clear the judge couldn't admit that testimony, said cination three weeks ago, and fluenza," Gatzke said. Paul Rothstein, a Georgetown University law professor who has writ- rain in the morning. The Wood County Health Depart- While there have been no se- meeting, William Tatnam, high 45 to 50 early with the rious outbreaks in Wood Wood County Health Depart- ten several books on evidence. "If she did, she probably would have ment nursing director Helen ment environmental em- been reversed by a higher court." temperature falfing to Gatzke said the department is County, Gatzke said there have The ruling, issued before opening arguments, wasn t even a close around 40 by evening. West running out of additional vac- been sporadic reports of in- ployeee, said the environmental winds 10 to 20 mph. The department is interested in hir- call " agreed Martin Adelman, chairperson of the criminal justice cinations it has received from fluenza in Ohio. committee of the New York State Bar Association. "You can t blame chance of rain is 50 percent. private practices. Most of the reports have ing a University student to as- Mostly cloudy tonight. A come from the closing of ele- sist with the solid waste pro- the verdict on that." „ . So far, the department has gram during the summer. People who followed the case knew that three other women had said chance of flurries late. The given more than 1,500 vac- mentary and high schools, she Smith also attacked them: a medical student said he raped her three low 30 to 35. Chance of pre- said. The student should be an en- cinations and has about 300 vironmental health major, years ago; a woman who was going out with his cousin said Smith at- cipitation 40 percent. vaccinations left, Gatzke said. Most of the people affected by tacked and fondled her eight years ago; a doctor said Smith pinned the influenza have been people Tatham said, adding the job compiled from local and The increased number of in- would §o toward the student s fluenza vaccinations can be at- born after 1957, Gatzke said. D See KENNEDY, page four. wire reports tributed to extended media People born before 1957 have college internship. 4 Opinion J. MATTHEW A. DANEMAN, EDITORIAL EDITOK. 372-6966.
PACE TWO The BG News Friday, December 13. 1991
The BG News Joke along with Mitch: AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE FOUNDED IN JILL NOVAK 1920. EDITOR Join the Bob Villa of chuckles for Berlitz comedy J.C. kiuii -iK SNI. Mil HLLLL BANKS comedic timing. Your audience, of oxygen will be a reminder of PUBLISHED DAILY DURING run ACADEMIC YEAR AND MANAGING 1.1)1 u>K c rn innoK completely dumbfounded and how much funnier you are than he WEDNESDAYS DURING THE SUMMER SESSION. confused by your insipid ram- is. JLKIMV STONL WLHLK LVN*J M. GACLL CON NELL blings, will assume the "punch" Father: "Nice tie. Were you the 214 WEST HAI.L NEWS EI1IIOK ASSIST. MANAC.INC EDITOR flew over their heads due to your ninth caller?" ROWI.INO GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY superior intellect, and they'll You (moving with cat-like BARRETT laugh hysterically. Here's a quickness, firmly grasping the BOWLING OMMN, OHIO 43*i<'>3-0276 MATT SCHRODIR MATTHEW A. DANEMAN t^ sample: silken weapon, squeezing only to SPOUTS lilllOK EDIIOKIAI. IDIIOR You: Okay, the Archduke Fer- maim, not to kill): "Sorry, did COPY:; our 1991, Tilt BG New* dinand, Gandhi and a big purple you say something, DEAD giraffe walk into a bar, right? MAN?!'' The Archduke pulls out a big Father: "Gluh-gluh-glaaarg!" bucket full of yellow radiator Perfect, huh? Not only has this caps and says to the guy, "Bar- "take charge" action given you Today's topic is: How to be tender, where's my banana, and the chance to think of something Ear to the ground... funny. why is he running for president ?'' funny while smart guy fights for How can people LEARN to be Then, Gandhi looks at the guy his very existence, but your lady SG meetings this semester have It's nice to have a Little reason to funny? I'm not really sure. Often and says, "But your Highness, if will be impressed out of her ' lacked a certain...je ne sais quoi. crow about your school, ain't it? times, people will approach me there s one thing I know about As- socks. U and say, "Connell, goshdarn it — trology, it's thai Japanese Taran- Be sure to use lots of hyperbole. Maybe it's the lack of the huge, back- how do YOU do it? How can you tulas make the best chicken Hyperbole (pronounced stabbing feuds that marked the past. manage to be so zany? So soup." "HYPER-bowl") is exaggeration Maybe it's the lack of those blood- wacky? Tell me how?" Okay, FINALLY the purple used to enhance the joke, and it's boiung, good copy-making, controver- I can only think for a moment giraffe steps up there. And he a must if you're hoping to become Quote of the week: and respond to these individuals, says: "Well, I don't know about a funny individual. This is when sial bills. Or maybe it's just the fact "Who are you, and how did you my two friends, here, but if you say something SO outrageous that nobody shows up. "No kissing please." — Crown get into my bedroom?" there's one thing worse than my it becomes humorous. All too often, there haven't even been Prince Absullah of Saudi Arabia to "That's GREAT!" they retort. ex-wife, it's a pickup truck full of Here's a joke that has little or enough senators at Undergraduate Palestine Liberation Organiztion "Say something funny right Brazilian ham sandwiches!" no hyperbole: Student Government meetings to make chairperson Yasir Arafat as Arafat ran now!" Audience: Pure, glass- Q: What's black and white and forward to embrace Abdullah at a "I have a gun, and it's loaded." shattering laughter. red all over? a quorum vote on some of the bills. "HAHA! You're hilarious!" Turn your weaknesses Into A: A nun falling down the Several times this year, matters have meeting of Islamic nations in Dakar, (Shotgun blasts, screams) strengths. stairs. been left on the table because not Senegal, earlier this week. But, when it comes right down This is vital: Nothing's more Cute but unexciting. Now, try enough people showed up to resolve Gosh, when the romance is gone... to it, humor is pretty tough to get important than rising above your the same joke WITH hyperbole: them. Ever want to know what would a handle on, and it should only be shortcomings to become a Q: What's black and white and used with great caution. So, while stronger-willed, funnier, wittier red all over? happen if someone created a govern- I'm certainly no expert on the person. And remember: In this A: A 14 thousand ton, six- ment and nobody came? Catch a USG subject, I've compiled a few help- world, it's words that'll get you headed, plaid polka-dotted nun get-together. ful hints so you, The News reader, by, and there are ways of enhanc- with snakes coming out of her And even when the senators do show Next the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur- can a) be a funny person, too; or ing your quickness in using them. ears falling down the stairs into up, USG issues still have only cleared tles will start dipping chewing tobac- b) look stupid trying. For instance, say you're meet- thepitofHellitself! AHHHHH! So, come on. Grab your funny ing your girlfriend's dad for the See? Can you hear the the first hurdle. Come 9 p.m. at the bi- co... bone, and join me in a trip to the first time. You walk into the laughter? It'll be great. Men will weekly meetings, the vast majority of A new study released this week in World of Comedy... house dressed in your best suit admire you. Women will crave senators rise Like the tide and head out The New England Journal of Medicine TIPS: (you, not the house); you got to you. "Boy, he's funny," they'll Like lemmings. Y'see, most of the sena- found that the "Old Joe Camel" char- Tell jokes that make absolutely shake the man's hand, trying to croon. "I just wish he'd allow me tors are greek. And when those darn acter found in the ad campaigns of no sense. make a good first impression, to make love to HIM." Camel cigarettes have been far more Yes, nothing perturbs the party and he immediately starts in on It'll happen. I guarantee it. USG meetings start to run in conflict joke-teller more than that one you about your apparel — your tie Really! with chapter meetings, a sacrifice has successful at marketing Camel ciga- snot-nosed know-it-all who feels for instance. Maybe not. to be made somewhere, right? Heck rettes to children than adults." it's his duty to reveal your sure- What do you do when you've with the fact that half the business of As a result. Camel sales to the illegal fire punchline before you get a just been put down, and you can't Connell Barrett, a sophomore USG might be left behind unfinished, children's cigarette market has in- chance to drop the comedic bomb think of a single funny thing to majoring in journalism, writes a yourself. What can you do? say? Why, you strangle him, of weekly column for The BG News just gathering dust. creased to 32.3 percent in the last It's simple. Just compose a course... and with HIS OWN TIE! and would like to say "hello" to USG is supposed to represent us. school year. Old Joe is now as familiar joke of your very own that hap- There's the irony! And cause as the girl in the library who com- They are our unified voice to the ad- to 6-year-old kids as the Mickey Mouse pens to be completely absent of much pain as possible. Every plimented him on his column, ministration of this university. We logo. plot, anticipation, structure or million brain cells he loses to lack bringing the grand total to three. chose them with our votes. So ask your- Gee, must just be a wild coincidence selves, what kind of representation are that this ad campaign inadvertently we getting? targeting young children is for a prod- Faces In The Crowd It s a good thing being a USG senator uct that kids are now buying in growing isn't a class; most of the senators numbers. Can't wait for that menthol- would have flunked out by now. At- flavored bubble gum in baseball cards tendance will affect your grade, don't- to hit the stands. chaknow? What
We don't have a parking problem; we A turning point in the Phi Beta Sigma don't have a walking problem. Bowling protests is almost here. The University Green State University has a flood committee formed to investigate the problem on the scale of Bangladesh. is controversial police report concerning The weather in BG follows the calm- allleged fights at one of the fraternity's ingly predictable pattern of bitter cold Lori Scaduto, senior elementa- Dan Rush, freshman telecom- dances in the fall is now saying their with accompanying wind or torrential ry education major from Stow, munications major from Ross- final recommendation will be forth- rain with accompanying wind. Sum- Ohio. ford, Ohio. mer can provide a slight variety with To receive enough money to Two plane tickets to New York coming. send my wonderful family on a City, hotel accommodations at your While that does seem like good news, Death Valley-esque heat. Hawaii vacation that they de- the Plaza, tickets to as many it also seems that the final recom- Look around when it rains and whad- serve and still have enough shows as I wanted and a Gold mendation of the committee might not dya see? Columbus faced less daunting money left over for a Christmas Card with a $3,000 limit so I could be released until during Christmas pools of water. By the University seal 3ping spree in the biggest buy anything I want. break. As The Church Lady might say, in front of McFall, the puddle action in the world. "How convenient!" It may just be could swallow a low-level University ultimate coincidence. It might just be bad tim- administrator no problem. ing. But this is not the first time con- If it weren't for the inclement weath- troversial rulings and decisions have er, walking would be no problem. Driv- been made over Christmas break, at a ing would decrease. Fossil fuels would time when the University is practically stay unburned. The whole world would abandoned. be better off. But until that plastic Christmas We hope the time off from school dome is built over the campus to con- doesn't dim the memories of the stu- trol the weather situation, students can dents. There is a matter than needs ad- help out the situation a little bit by uti- dressing — racism on this campus. Be lizing the best alternative — the shuttle forewarned; this problem is not going bus. Mass transit has nothing but plus- wish? away. ses — uses less fuel, poses no nasty Kris Cation, senior elementary Julie Jones, junior magazine parking problems, and we've already education major from Centerville journalism major from Dayton, TiitBGNewi/K«r«iB»«i«r paid for it, anyway. Might as well use it Ohio. Ohio. as much as possible. To have my entire family, Kevin Costner in a bow under mom's and dad's sides, together my tree - or maybe just a car that So snag that free ride and leave the runs. >*4 £t*-***«***4Rrfe- Gosh, our usual 'Go Gridders' foot- parking to others. for one holiday! R ball message this week seems kinda pointless and stupid, especially since rs to (he Editor none of the team is here any- way...'cause they're all out in Fresno Merry Christmas and Happy Kwan- discussed. We would like to thank Their particiaption and insight getting ready to rock-n-roll! Awright! Thanks to vigil Vilvi Vannak, who organized this were greatly appreciated. We zaa from all of us at E.A.R. Central. event. Her hard work allowed us hope more awareness and atten- Yeah! Woooo! Peace, to become aware of the lack of at- tion about violence against wom- organizations tention concerning potential and en on this campus will arise as a The BG News: actual violence against women. result of this event. THE BG NEWS STAFF On Friday, Dec. 6, we attended a candlelight vigil for the slain Among some of the campus or- KimberlyA.Strebel women from the University of ganizations represented, such as Senior Asxr, CITY EDITOR JACQUELINE PORTER COPY Eraici MELISSA HENRY Montreal. We were hesitant about Campus Escort Service, Wom- IPCO Asr. SPORTS EDITOR. GLEN LUBBER-, COPY EDITOR CYNDI PRADA the attendance, as it was held on en's Reproductive Rights Group. WWE EDITOR. IRENE BABEAUX COP" BOTCH JAMIE SMTTH a Friday night. To our surprise, The Link and other members of Holly Rys many people came adn good iss- AEST. WIRB EorroR J.J. THOMPSON Con EDTTOR NIKXI FLOROS Women for Women. We would Senior sues about campus safety and like to extend a special thank you Special Ed. PKOTO EDITOR JAY MIIRDOCX COTY SUITOR JAM. KILCORE violence against women were to the brothers of Theta Chi. AHT. PHOTO EDTTOR TIM NORMAN Co?» EDTTOR KELLY SI TERMER INSIDER EDTTOR FRANCIS P. Esr-osrro PKOD. SUP'* BILL BURGESS AssT. INSIDER EorroR WENDY M. KING PROS. SUP'R BRIAN GREEN VllOtt "Most all the time, the whole year round, there CHIEF COPY EDTTOR MARCI STORK PROD. SUP'R DARRICK ROSS ain't no flies on me. but jest 'fore Christmas, I'm CHIEF COPY EDTTOR TWSH DAVIS PROD, SUP'R CHRISTY MAYNARD as good as I kin be 1' COPY EDTTOR CHUCK JAMES INSTDER SUP'R MOLLY ZAKRAJSEK Eugene Field (1850-1895) I Unquote I:J. Fridas Dei ember 1001 The BG News PAGE THREE
itoratt Busk A lesson in the real Christmas, BG style
"It's what I would call an appli- bilities are. Hopefully, when this problem of prejudice. We have STEVE cation course," said James Da- happens to them in real life not made much progress on the vidson Jr., a class instructor. they'll be better prepared for it. Croblem of prejudice, and we BARGDILL "We apply everything we know in "In the old days, if you had a ave not made much progress on psychology and everything we large school system, you built a getting handicapped kids will- nave found that applies to learn- whole school for these kids. You ingly accepted into regular class- ing." Some of the topics covered kept them apart from society. es," Davidson said. in class include measurement, in- You kept them sheltered. You What does this all have to do telligence, management tech- limited their contact with regular with Christmas, though? There niques and learning theory. Also society. We invested a tremen- once was a little boy named Tiny The yuletide season is now upon covered in the course is special dous chunk of our education re- Tim. Thanks to a few ghosts and a us. Like myself a few days ago, education. sources into special ed. We al- Mr. Scrooge, he didn't die. Think most of you are probably still Davidson teaches special edu- ways thought these kids were far of this week's column as the caught up in the modern hoopla of cation in a special way, though. better off Being placed in special ghosts. Think of yourselves as Christmas activities. You're buy- "I've been doing it this way For education. It was separate educa- Mr. Scrooge. "We have not made ing gifts, stringing lights and six or seven years at least," he tion. much progress on the problem of singing carols. And you're also said. "I used to use this particu- "Twenty to twenty-five years prejudice, and we have not made prooably kissing — with the help lar curricular model more fre- ago, we began to get studies of much progress on getting handi- of the mistletoe, of course. quently, but I've cut it down to particularly retarded children capped kids willingly accepted However, it was a cold and only one." And he's used this one, who had missed being placed in into regular classes.' Maybe we snowless night when I happened lonely self-guided design for the special education. These kids can change those two problems upon a group of students from section dealing with special edu- really did better than what they this season, but don't just change Educational Psychology 302. cation. thought they did. They learned because of the season. Change Now, usually I wouldn't have "The students become sensi- because they were exposed to because you want to, and don't be bothered to stop, but these par- tized to the attitudes of people," other kids. They tended to make throwing away the change with ticular students were dressed in Davidson said. "It gives them a better adjustments to life. Special this year's crumpled wrapping quite an extraordinary way. One feeling of what it's like to be ed. wasn't doing the job that we paper. was blind. Another used crutches. handicapped. It lasts less than an thought it was doing. The kids Still another sat in a wheelchair. hour, but they tend to have very that escaped it did as well or bet- Steve Bargdill, a freshman And the last one had impaired vi- vivid memories of the project. ter than those who remained in comprehensive science education sion. Not one of them was really "Every teacher is going to have special ed. major, wishes everyone a handicapped, though, so I one or more [handicapped] stu- "If you're going to make any "Merry Christmas" and a "Ha- stopped, asked some questions dents mainstreamed into their attempt to achieve a positive ad- ppy New Year." A special Merry and gained a most unusual classes. It's always a battle to get justment, you have to expose Christmas goes out to Dave Ros- Christmas story. people accepted. This is a way to your handicapped population. No wurm and Kathy KeUey. Educational Psychology 302 is alert them {the future teachers] program is perfect. We've been a required class for anyone who's to the situation and to give them doing mainstreaming, and it's a planning on becoming a teacher. some idea of what their responsi- bit like our society working on the BG greeks: a community of leaders following considered innocent until they the greek community truly needs dom, equality and justice. A sem- GUEST COLUMN are proven guilty. And no indi- is less talk and more determined inar (at the Mid American Pan- Letters (cont.) vidual should, in theory, be action. hellenic Council Association con- Amy Applebaum is the greek re- tainted by charges before the ference last spring) examining porter /or The News. charges have been proven truth- The Into the Street philanthro- rituals revealed uncountable The BG News is exaggerating than 11 years (shorter if you dis- ful. That's not the point. py project is a perfect example of similarities. again. In Tuesday's paper, I read count election time). Everyone's If no one cares enough to act positive action. The greek com- Additionally, the seminar sug- columnists lamenting 12 and 13 entitled to her own opinion, but because of what IFC prints, why munity must carry this kind of gested that re-examination of ri- years of Republican administra- don't mess with the facts. bother printing anything at all? programming into every other tual ideas would help provide an tion. That's close, but it's not Throughout the semester, the What have these words alone ac- aspect of the community. effective base for solving prob- right. greek community has done a lot complished? lems. Ronald Reagan was inau- Steve Knowlton of talking with a minimal amount Nothing. Arguing about problems involv- gurated Jan. 20, 1981. It is now Sophomore of acting. Jeff Merhige, now elected to a late 1991. That makes just less Arithmetic ing prejudice and discrimination, second term as president of IFC, During the recent controversy This is exemplary of a more se- as well as constructing motions is in the position to encourage his over the InterFraternity Coun- rious problem: the greek com- with fancy language, will raise council to develop appropriate Correct ion cil's support of the black organi- munity does not act — it reacts. awareness — the awareness that action principles. zations protest, Phi Beta Sigma Action is the necessary ingre- everyone can get really angry The story "Parking violation 'crackdown' creates Traffic Court member Gary Ellington made a dient for achievement. backlog" in the Dec. 11 The News should have referred to Tammy about something controversial. In his profile for candidacy he statement that exemplifies a It's called proactivism — doing What a revelation! stated plans to coordinate the de- Weber as Student Traffic Court Chief of Defense. Similarly, the court point to be applied at large to the meets on T jesdays and Wednesdays, not Tuesdays and Thursdays. something action-orientated be- livery of information to the gen- greek community. fore some person or situation Instead, it would be refreshing eral membership about IFC ac- "IFC hasn't given us support," forces you to do so. to see the roots of the problems tivities and plans to continue to Respond he said. "Even if they come out As a greek and former greek addressed rather than the symp- strengthen and fine-tune the self and support us, I feel it will be in leader, I know the greek system toms. Beginning with honesty and governance of IFC. All readers are encouraged to express their views through letters to print only. They won't physically needs action to become a worth- communication and moving the editor and guest columns. Letters to the editor are generally support us." while and legitimate community toward coordinating the goals Merhige should also plan to in- 200-300 words in length. All letters must be signed and include a tele- Ellington was absolutely cor- now, and, more importantly, to universal to all greeks (male, clude some progressive action phone number, address or OCMB, class rank or occupation, major rect. IFC did sort-of support the exist as a community in the fu- female, black, white or any other plans he can communicate to the and hometown. protesters with a wordy motion ture. individuality) could at least Council. After all, actions still The News reserves the right to edit any and all submitted works for which, summed up, said IFC create a forum for changing pre- speak louder than words. clarity's and brevity's sake. promotes everything good and Around the country there has sent conditions for the better. 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"It your lite is free of failures, schedule of classes? get half of the credit. Is this true? you're not taking enough risks." Dear You Can't Belive Every- H. Jackson Brown. Dear Hopin' it's Open, thing You Hear, You may register through Dec. I'm anxious to see how my 20. For specific times that the No! For every 100 level class grades come out this semester. STAR will be in operation, see you take as a senior one addi- When can I expect to receive my pages II —12 in your Schedule of tional hour will be added to your grades? Classes. graduation requirement (excep- Dear Greedy for Grades, tions are foreign lanaguage and You should receive your grades Help! I didn't get any of the computer science courses). You the week of Dec. 30 at your perm- courses I wanted for Spring '92.1 may find this requirement stated anent mailing address. don't have a schedule at all. What on page 5 of the current under- can I do? graduate catalog under the head- I think I'm going to flunk out. ing "General requirements for What do I do? Dear Anxious Arthur, the baccalaureate degree." Dear Fearfully Flunking Fred- Try to add courses each day die Falcon, through the drop/add procedure When should I be back for the If your grades put you into the using the STAR. You may use the start of spring semester classes? suspension/dismissal catego- STAR through Dec. 20 and again ries, you will receive your grades between Jan. 9 — 19. You may Dear Robert S. Responsible, along with information on now to also want to check with the de- Spring '92 classes begin on Jan. appeal for reinstatement. partment under which a desired 13, 1992. Enjoy your winter Holiday season brings rise course is offered to see if there is break! I forgot to advance course reg- a waiting list. ister so I'm trying to get courses BGaSkU is provided courtesy through open registration. How I heard that if I take a 100 level of the advisers of Bowling Green in suicide, family violence long do I have to put together a class my senior year, I will only State University by Christina Wise social services reporter "There is a flatness during the summer months which gradually increases during Reading group founded Gift-giving and goodness the fall and is significantly larger after the abound during the holiday season. Unfortunately, so does holidays." Book discussions to examine challenging literature depression, family violence and —Marvin Kumler, associate professor of by Doug Baker attitudes. that's exciting," he said. "Or if suicide. general assignment reporter The program will not have a set 200 people are interested, that's Linda Myerholtz, crisis inter- psychology structure, and no books have exciting." vention services director at the been chosen yet. Link, said while crisis hotline Students who wish they could "A student would agree to read "It has been a long-standing calls are normally minimal on gloom and depression around the summer months which gradually read and discuss books without a book of my choosing," Browne observation that it is really holidays, there is typically an in- holiday season tend to have their increases during the fall and is the pressure of trying to obtains said. "The learner would agree to Sleasant at the start of the year/' crease either right after or feelings magnified due to every- significantly larger after the grade can have think about the book and be will- rowne said. "Attitudes change preceding them. one else surrounding them being holidays," he said. their wish ing to discuss it." when a test or paper rolls According to Myerholtz, there seemingly happy. This "cont- granted next Browne said discussions of the around." is an average of 30 callers per day rast" can lead to suicide. Terri Mercer, executive direc- semester. books will include questions such According to Browne, if a nega- during the year, a number which According to Myerholtz, there tor of First Step, agreed while Economics as what did it mean to individu- tive statement is made to the stu- is only slightly higher after the were 20 calls to the Link last there is an escalation of violence professor Neil als, was the author convincing, dent in the form of a poor grade, holidays. December concerning suicide, during the holidays due to stress, "The number of calls isn't real- stress, anxiety and depression. women in domestic violence situ- Browne will be and does the book relate to cour- that person's attitude about com- ations fail to take any action to starting a read- sework. ing to and participating in class ly that much greater, but the "I want to read a book that will be affected. types of concerns change," she Lt. Samuel Johnson of the end the problem and try to main- ing program said. "People who call tend to be Bowling Green Police Division tain stability for the sake of the the second makes us mad or gives us joy in a children in the family until pfter week of spring I P^ way we haven't experienced it "I wanted to have a learning, more depressed and usually it's said while there may be an in- semester for all Browne before," he said. "It s the kind of discovery, and growth situation something that happened on the crease of suicides nationally dur- the new year. interested students. The program thing I wish my undergraduate that wasn't graded," Browne holiday that caused ft." ing the holidays, in Bowling "After the holiday is over we is aimed only at the exchange of school had done." said. "I want to do it because I Marvin Kumler, associate Green the number is nominal. get flooded with women trying to thoughts and ideas. Browne is uncertain at this think it needs to be done." Erofessor of psychology, said Paul Wortman of the Domestic escape the abusive environments Browne will supply the books, point in the interest level of such Interested students may con- olidays contribute to depression Violence Offenders Program at who no longer feel it is their re- the snacks and his nome; all stu- a program. tact Browne for more informa- and suicide in several ways. He the Department of Human Ser- sponsibility to play the role of dents have to supply are positive "If two people are interested, tion. said the largest number of sui- vices said there is definitely a caretaker," she said. cides in a one week period during family violence trend during the the year is the week between holidays. First Step case manager Rebe- KENNEDY Christmas and New Year's Eve. cca Blank said even though cases In addition to being a high Kumler said the same pres- of abuse on the holidays tend to be :: Continued from page one. stress period, he said there is a sures and stresses which lead to on a larger scale, women are her and began kissing her three ly did. way and jurors were allowed to phenomenon he terms the "cont- suicide and depression also relate more reluctant to leave their years ago. hear about them because they es- rast effect." to increased family violence. homes due to the coldness of the The rule has an exception, rep- tablished a pattern of conduct. He said people who suffer from "There is a flatness during the winter months. The jury was not allowed to resented by an old English case hear from them because of the known as "the brides in the Virtually every state has a case ife ^.ife sUE XAfc Xt venerable Anglo-American legal bath." 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f vy*7 1 \.J~J[- Abortion 'gag' rule free ^J 7 1 1 speech issue, forum says by Thomas J. Sheeran I In- A.sociaied Press / j • / 1 "The First Amendment rights of women are the cutting edge of freedom." ■ CLEVELAND — A ban on doc- > < . tors discussing abortions with —Betty Friedan, feminist author ► ' a | women at federally funded clinics is an attack that threatens the was referring to the recent agree on all issues of concern to \_~^^^M free speech rights of everyone, gubernatorial race involving them. "We have to recognize that feminist author Betty Friedan Former Ku Klux Klansman David as well," she said. f3p^^% j said Thursday. Duke. Cuyahoga County Prosecutor "The First Amendment rights Friedan said the "gag" order Stephanie Tubbs Jones said of women are the cutting edge of dispute "is not an abortion issue. women must be ready to face the freedom," Friedan said at a This is a free speech issue." risks involved in asserting free forum on free speech issues relat- U.S. District Court Judge Ann speech rights. ingto women. Aldrich said threats to free "I suggest to women that we The forum was held during a speech aren't limited to issues in- are included under the First two-day national conference on volving women. Amendment. Though we are chil- the 200th anniversary of the Bill "Of course we are concerned led in our right to exercise it, we of Rights. about the First Amendment," she can't afford to sit back and allow She compared the abortion said. "The problem is that the anybody to stomp on us any fur- "eag" rule backed by the Bush First Amendment is under siege ther," she said. administration to early moves by for everybody, not just women," Jesse Jackson was the keynote Nazi Germany to restrict the civil she said. luncheon speaker. He said free rights of Jews and later the The judge, without mentioning speech rights should be used to J^ professional and educational the "gag" rule dispute, said free speak out on behalf of the disad- rights of women. speech rights by women have vantaged. r^22 ^«3BHB^^^ "The days of fascism in Amer- been jeopardized by limits on "We need new priorities," said ica might not be expressed in "the right to listen." Jackson, who blamed the loss of quite the same way, but it's "That augers bad for women," U.S. jobs to overseas markets on real," she said. "We saw a har- she said. economic policies of the Reagan binger of it in Louisiana." She But she also said women don't and Bush administrations. Convict denied new trial TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) — A judge has rejected a mo- "The newly discovered evidence issue turns tion that would have resulted in a new trial for a solely on the testimony of Rubin Lopez," Hooper man convicted of murder in a nightclub robbery 13 said. "The testimony of Lopez at the hearing be- years ago. fore this court was fraught with his lack of memo- Visiting Lucas County Common Pleas Judge ry of pertinent events or inability to recall or refu- The BG News/Tim Normao James Hooper ruled Thursday that new evidence sal to answer questions which would go directly to Puddle Dodging [■resented in a September hearing was unlikely to the testing of the veracity of his testimony." Walking to the Moore Musical Arts Center Thursday afternoon, a student dodges a puddle near the ead to a different verdict for Gilbert Leal. Student Health Center. Showers are expected today with a high near 50 degrees. Earlier in the hearing, Roy Castillo, who was Leal was convicted of aggravated murder in convicted and served seven years in prison for the November 1978, stemming from the Aug. 12,1978, crime, testified that Leal was involved. robbery of a nightclub by a group of armed, Cocoves pointed out that Castillo had changed masked men. He has said that he was asleep at his story about Leal's involvement in the crime a home the night of the robbery. number of times. Castillo testified for the pros- Leal's lawyer, Spires Cocoves, said he was dis- ecution at Leal's 1978 trial. Special stamps unveiled appointed with the ruling. He said he would discuss But in January and March of this year, Castillo the ruling with Leal before deciding whether to signed two affidavits claiming that Leal wasn't appeal it. part of the group responsible for the crime. But COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Many stamp collectors will the Postal Service, with a block Cocoves claimed the testimony of Rubin Lopez two days before the hearing, he signed an affidavit Stamp collectors will focus on likely buy entire sheets, but ca- of four stamps issued jointly and other evidence justifies a new trial. stating Leal was present during the robbery and the 18 U.S. cities named Colum- chets with single stamps also with Italy on April 24. shooting. bus where special edition will be available, Ms. Rice said. Lopez was charged with aggravated murder and stamps will be issued next year. Five souvenir sheets featur- aggravated robbery in the case, but was never Castillo said he signed the affidavits after he was A ceremony marking the first ing reproductions of stamps brought to trial. A Lucas County judge dismissed approached by Leal s wife. A sheet of 50 different wild- day of issue will be held on the presented in 1893, about 400 the charges against Lopez in 1988 because he had The U.S. District Court in Toledo twice ordered flower stamps with a first-day- AmeriFlora grounds, but the years after Columbus' first been denied a speedy trial. Leal's release on a new trial, but those decisions of-issue cancellation from date has not been determined, New World voyage, will be is- Lopez said at the hearing that he took part in the were overturned by the 6th U.S. District Court of Columbus will go on sale in AmeriFlora spokesperson Rod sued jointly with Spain and Por- robbery, but that Leal was not involved. Appeals. June or July, postal officials in Caborn said. tugal. Washington announced The wildflower stamps are Wednesday. The stamps depict among 126 designs unveiled by Special stamps for both the wildflowers found in the United Postmaster General Anthony winter and summer Olympics States, including Ohio's state M. Frank Wednesday. are slated, as well as ones spot- wildflower, the large-flower lighting the New York Stock trillium. In the past, new designs were Exchange, Kentucky statehood The wildflower stamps will announced individually or in and World War II. serve as the U.S. Postal Ser- small groups. For 1992, fTOPPHU^ 352-0077 vice's salute to AmeriFlora '92, however, most of *he new Stamps acknowledging histo- the city's showcase event ob- stamps for the year were un- ric figures also will be released. serving Christopher Columbus' veiled at one time to make more Those who will be honored are first voyage to the New World. people aware of "the historical W.E.B. DuBois, a prominent "Since we're expecting peo- and aesthetic value of the varie- black leader; Wendell Willkie, ple from all around the world, ty of American stamps," ac- an unsuccessful presidential this is a wonderful way to pay cording to a statement from the candidate; Earl Warren, a tribute to the city of Colum- postmaster's office. chief justice of the United ca □ bus," said Enola Rice, a States; Dorothy Parker, an au- spokesperson at the Main Post Columbus' historic voyage thor and critic; and Theodore Office also will be commemorated by von Karman, a rocket scientist. Graduating Seniors
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I'AGE EIGHT The BG News rrid.iv. I)rcrmlx-r 13. 1991 Hoopsters head into weekend on roll Saberhagen traded Men, women to N. Y. Mets at both coming off victories baseball meetings byGlenLubbert MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) - teamed with Ken Griffey Jr. in assistant sports editor Four teams headed home from the Kingdome. Of course, there is the winter meetings with a new no guarantee the Mariners will be look after making some big deals, in Seattle. The men's basketball team and the rest will just have to keep The acquisition of Mitchell, will be riding the wave of a looking. however, is a sign the Mariners 81-74 Western Kentucky vic- The New York Mets, Kansas are trying to look like an attrac- tory to State College, Pa., as City Royals, California Angels tive buy. Owner Jeff Smulyan put they take on the Penn State and Cincinnati Reds were the the team up for sale last Friday Nittany Lions tomorrow. busiest clubs at the meetings, and for $100 million. The Falcons, who are 2-5 the Seattle Mariners finally made Any new owner will have to pay overall, will be facing an expe- a big move. No, it's not to St. Mitchell $3.5 million for each of rienced Nittany Lion squad Petersburg, Fla. the next three years. who is returning four starters In the final hours of the meet- The Giants came to the meet- from last season including jun- ings, the Mets and Royals pulled ings looking for pitchers and add- ior forward DeRon Hayes who oft the biggest deal Wednesday ed three young arms. General averaged 15 points per game when Kansas City traded two- manager Al Rosen is still looking, with 4.8 rebounds last season. time Cy Young Award winner too. "I think we have a great Bret Saberhagen to New York for The Reds, who had acquired chance of going in and upset- infielder Gregg Jefferies and left Eitchers Greg Swindell ana Tim ting Penn State," freshman fielder Kevin McReynolds in a elcher before the meetings even forward Shane Kline-Ruminski five-player deal. The Mets also started, acquired infielder- said. Kline-Ruminski, who is got second baseman Bill Pecota outfielder Bip Roberts on Sunday coming off a 14-point game, and infielder Keith Miller went to from San Diego for reliever said the confidence from the the Royals. Randy Myers and on Wednesday WKU victory will be the boost The Mets came to the meetings traded pitchers John Wetteland they need to win. looking for a pitcher, and they got and Bill Risley to Montreal for "When we were losing, we one of the best. Saberhagen, 13-8 outfielder Dave Martinez, re- were getting better, but when last season, won the American liever Scott Ruskin and infielder you lose you don't get anything League Cy Young Award in 1989 Willie Green. out of it, Kline-Ruminski said! when he was 23-6 and in 1985 with Whitey Herzog also improved "You get mad and you want to a 20-6 mark. He is 110-78 lifetime. the Angels during the meetings win. It's like coach says, you're "I know the New York Mets by acquiring outfielders Von getting better, but you don't have made some big deals in Hayes and Hubie Brooks and see it in the win column." their history, but none involving pitcher Chuck Crim. The Angels In order to upset the Nittany so many quality players," Mets also signed left-hander Chuck Lions, the Falcons will need to general manager Al Harazin Finley to a four-year deal worth utilize their new confidence to said. "Saberhagen is one of the $18.5 million. Erevent the usual 16 turnovers three or four best pitchers in In another deal Wednesday, ley average a game. Accord- baseball." Kansas City traded first baseman ing to head coacn Jim Larran- In the first big deal of the day, Todd Benzinger to Los Angeles aga, the defense is the key area the Mariners acquired slugger for outfielder Chris Gwynn and to concentrate on for the Fal- The BG Ni-u s/Juy Murdock Kevin Mitchell and left-hander infielder Domingo Mota. The con squad. BG has allowed its Mike Remlinger from San Fran- Royals also sent pitcher Storm opponents to pull down 96 Sophomore Lori Albers drives past a Dayton defender in BG's 100-82 trouncing of the Flyers two cisco for pitchers Bill Swift, Mike Davis to Baltimore for catcher offensive rebounds in seven weeks ago. Albers was named the Mid-American Conference Player of the Week after scoring 67 Jackson and Dave Burba. Bob Melvin. games. points and grabbing 23 rebounds in BG's three games last week. The women's team travels to Illinois It was a deal the two clubs have The Dodgers were looking for a Larranaga will be depending State for a 2 p.m. contest tomorrow. been talking about for a while, first baseman since Eddie Mur- on the skills of senior forward The Lady Falcons are com- ing 67 points and totaling 23 re- Michigan game where she but it was thought the Giants ray signed as a free agent with Tom Hall to help upset the Nit- ing off an impressive 99-79 vic- bounds in BG's three games went in scoring 17.8 points per wanted pitcher Erik Hanson as the New York Mets. tany Lions. Against the Hill- tory over Michigan on Tuesday last week. Most of her points game. part of the package. The final official day of the toppers, Hall was able to make that upped the team's record to came in the Providence Tour- Another sophomore also has Mitchell, 29, was the National meetings also was a time for the 18 points while grabbing 13 re- 6-1 overall. nament where she tallied 59 been a big contributor for BG, League MVP in 1989 when he hit owners to hear from commis- bounds. He also went 8-for-ll points and pulled down 14 re- as guard Susie Cassell leads 47 homers and drove in 125 runs. sioner Fay Vincent about the from the free throw line. A big reason for the Falcons' bounds as the Falcons finished the MAC in assists (8.0 avg.) He went through an injury- game's future. fast start has been the play of second. and three-point percentage plagued season in 1991 and hit .256 Vincent told the owners he will The women's team, mean- 5-11 sophomore Lori Albers, (.500). The latest Associated with 27 homers and 69 RBIs. meet with the commissioners of while, travels to Illinois State who was named the MAC Albers was the third-leading Press poll had Bowling Green It will be interesting to see the the NBA and NFL to discuss the tomorrow for a 2 p.m. contest. Player of the Week after scor- scorer in the MAC prior to the ranked 39th in the nation. numbers Mitchell might produce impact of AIDS on their sports.
After a brisk morning Jog, enjoy a copy of The BG News Men's volleyball finishes fifth in MSU tournament The Bowling Green men's club Club co-president and second- volleyball squad recorded a year setter Jim Bednar says the surprising fifth-place finish at the team's tournament performance Michigan State tournament in was commendable. CEMIERFOH CHOICE I which team expectations were "Our passing was surprisingly JOSH c moderate. good and our hitters kept finding • Abortion through The team coming into the ways to hit over, around ana season lost six of its top players through the block," Bednar said. UUISH€S 17 weeks from last season, including four "I'm very excited about the rest • Morning after starters, and they had troubled of the season. With the exception treatment fielding a team for the season. of the Wisconsin game, I was vou Ara ArA ArA ArA ArA ArA ArA ArA A rA Nine new recruits will take to the very pleased at the way we floor this season. played." PROUD TO < > LUCK "3 BE PRO-CHOICE < The Alpha Gams > ON 16 N. Huron Toledo, Oh. 43604 < would like to say > Phone < > Good Luck Alpha XI FINALS (419) 255-7769 or Goodbye and Goodluck I-8OO-589-60O5 to the following Seniors: > Graduates < > i.»E S4-E E4>E E-frK £»K E»E E4»E L"»E E4-R < > Laura Armour Michelle Hellman Anne Marie Buscher < Mimi Ordonio Maggie Veverka > < > SIGMA PHI EPSILON Valarie Wonnacott Terri Kringer < > Holly Remark Proudly Announces Its Al A ArA AfA AI'A AI'A ATA AfA AfA A rA 1992 Executive Board We Will MISS YOU!
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What he is not, he says, is a bedridden man too sick to keep his appointments. in preparing for the season and then went out and Johnson on Wednesday responded to rumors and lost badly." tabloid stories that he is already ill in the wake of his Nov. 7 retirement after testing positive for the METCALF TO SIT SUNDAY — Running back AIDS virus. Eric Metcalf's injured shoulder is expected to keep "I'm feeling fine, working out every day, run- him out of Sunday's game against the Houston ning four miles," Johnson said. Oilers, but of more concern is his future with the He denied the need to put on a show for the Cleveland Browns beyond 1991. media to prove he's healthy, but he welcomed the Metcalf has all but declared himself out of Sun- media to watch a 30-minute shooting workout with day's game. his former Los Angeles Lakers coach, Pat Riley. "I don't know about taking a hit yet. What good After the workout, Johnson said that some re- am I as a football player if I can't take a hit, ports about him are so bizarre that they're funny. whether it's getting directly hit or even falling on He recalled former teammate Michael Cooper the ground," he said before Wednesday's practice. used to buy sensationalistic newspapers and read them on the team bus. The 23-year-old Metcalf said he has a complete "I'd catch myself thinking, 'Wow, an ape gave separation of the A-C joint in the left shoulder. He birth to a tiger,'" he said. "Now I'm on the front received the injury in the Oct. 27 victory over pages of them every day." Pittsburgh and missed the last six games. Several recent missed appointments, he said, The Browns' top pick in 1989, Metcalf has said he were simple misunderstandings, but the tabloids does not think the team used him in the right ways have a field day whenever anything happens. since his rookie season when he scored 10 TDs. "My wife and I just laugh at those things, re- Even before his injury, Metcalf said he was dis- ports that she's sleeping in the basement in the couraged because he could see he was not going to maid's room, things like that. It's just funny," meet his goals. Johnson said. "I kind of had some thoughts about what I would Johnson said he has no intention of missing the to this season as far as carrying the ball and pro- Olympics and expects them "to be more special duction in yards rushing and receiving," he said. than ever because it will be my first time back. I'll "But things haven't turned out the way I planned. continue to work out. Hopefully I won't have to Then the injury on top of that kind of got me down a play a lot of minutes, but 111 be ready." little bit." p Q n TEAM SNAPS 130 GAME SKID - The school BENGALS RECIEVERS FALTERING — Cin- bus, with its horn honking and a strobe light flash- cinnati Bengals coach Sam Wyche hasn't lost faith ing on top, slowly pulled through the little town of in his receivers. He just finds it hard to fathom Bettsville. There were girls hanging out of every why they're dropping so many passes this season. window cheering that they were No. 1. "I don't understand this year," Wyche said. "I sat there thinking that the night before we had "It's an individual skill and I know the guys have lost by 53 points," says Bettsville basketball coach the ability. Why we've dropped so many passes, I Russ Hagerty. "I guess we really were No. 2." don't know." The BG NtmAliy Murdock Pardon the Bettsville Bobcats if they don't quite have the hang of winning. After all, through more The Bengals (2-12) have a turnover ratio of Get Back Here than five seasons and 130 games, they had never minus 17, the worst in the NFL, and they've Dave Bielinski jumps on Central Michigan quarterback Jeff Bender in a game earlier in the season. known what it was like to not lose. dropped up to a half-dozen passes a game. That game was one of BG's nine consecutive victories heading into tomorrow's battle with Fresno But that all changed two weeks ago, when they In Monday night's 37-13 loss at Miami, Eddie State at 4 p.m. in the California Raisin Bowl. The game will be carried live by SportsChannel Amer- beat Lakeside Danbury 24-17. The last time Betts- Brown had one bounce off his hands in the end ica (Wood Cable channel 34) and will be broadcasted by WFOB (1430 AM) and WBGU (88.1 FM). ville won before that was a 36-31 victory over New zone. Reggie Rembert, Tim McGee and tight end Riegel on Feb. 18,1985. Rodney Holman blew chances. And the Bengals "Our first game this year, we lost to Fremont St. fumbled twice in the fourth quarter to let the Dol- Joseph," said Hagerty, starting his third year as phins take control. Bettsville's coach. "We got beat 68-15 and I have to The mistakes are puzzling because no one player The WORLD is in YOUR hands! admit I was depressed. We had put in a lot of time is primarily at fault. Classified
OZ • DZ ' DZ ■ OZ ' DZ " DZ Bobby Rutkowski INTRAMURAL OFFICIALS NEEDED Men s INTRAMURAL OFFICIALS NEEDEO AGD ' Ranee Forasman ■ AGO CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS The Sisters of Delta Zeta wish to congratulate Good luck with your last year and a halt here Women's, and Coed Basketball Apply m 10B FLOOR HOCKEY Congratulations on making the Mock Trial 1 Mercedes Fisher on her lavaliermg to Shawn You are my dearest friend • I've had a lot of Student Rec Center by January 20. 1992 APPLY IN 108 SRC BY FEB 3 Team Good Luck' Naber of The Tnangle great limes here with you Also - to my little INTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE MEN'S BAS- Boo Martey Tribute brother John who wil be a freshman m the fall' - Eric. KETBALL - JAN 21. WOMEN'S AND COED Dartyn. SIGEP Reggae * Groovemaster I hope you have as many good memories and Don t let the past BASKETBALL - JAN 22 MEN'S BOWLING Thank you for 2 1/8 great years of smiles The Brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon would like to and Flash Your Buddha Feb 29 more as I've had here Thanks Amy and Cheryl • Remind us ol what K JAN 28. INDEPENDENT MEN'S ICE wish everyone a safe and wonderful holiday you made my semester1 Good luck Shannon laughter, and memories You will be missed We are not now HOCKEY - JAN 16 (3 days after Chnstmas next semester, but my thoughts are with you ■ooaoj and Michele1 I love Bowling Green Thank you Meeting lor Break) Love. MERRY CHRISTMAS ' HAPPY NEW YEAR Mom and Dad! Women's Reproductive Rights May all your dreams 0 • Love. SIGEP Every lues 8 00 p m ol whlte-ptcket fences Alpha Gam Pledges- 1 POOPER. SHULTZ. WK5GY AND HEAD The Brothers ol Sigma Phi Eps«ion would like to UCF Center ( Corner ot Thurstin & Ridge ) come true Jen Thanks for the Christmas cookies' You are Sorry I was a little testy this week - forgive me wish the Falcon Football Team the best of luck Sponsored by BGSU Peace Coalition I'll miss you wonderful" Don't stress - good luck on finals' Good luck on your finals and WHY ASK in tomorrow's CaMornia Raism Bowl GO FAL- Love. Dee BOWL ING GREEN Happy Holidays' WHY WE ALL HAVE MINDS OF OUR OWN' CONS! GOlN BACK TOCALI Love. Roots REGGAE ARK Band Francey (aha Scorpion) a the Drewster Hove a festive hofcday break' The Alpha Gam Actives SIGEP Easy Street Cate Congrats on your recent pearling' Wasn I it Love. Roomie #5 Trash Girl' Grab me picture from SportsChannel. but Alhlete of the Week Wed Dec 18 worth a trip to the graveyard? tune use in for the REAL commentary' KKG KKG KKG KKG KKG KKG KKG KKG Stu Krnrtekm ___ Spider Love. KD'KO'KO-KD'KD'KD'KD Big Anne, congrats on your birthday tavakerng Sigma Chi Sigma Chi Sigma Chi Arachna. Taran. & Chuia Dave Strukel and Erik Pup Ho call it all Our first semester soon wM and. to Dave I'm very excited and happy tor both of Sigma Chi Pledges from Fresno Slate, starting at 3 30 Saturday you Luv. LilTamara ___^^^^__ Good luck on finals' Have an enjoyable and safe LOST & FOUND Falcons Vs. Fresno So special thanks I want to sand 1 Sal. 4 p.m. at Brathaus To al of you deep from my heart. KKG ' DELT ' KKG • DELT • KKG Christmas break' See you nexi semester WBGU SPORTS-88.1 FM Free Hot Dogs - Happy Hours And say It's been a super start Congratulations to Kelly Spegnuolo of Kappa Love, your Sweetheart Black purse lost last Friday night in the Frazee Three more semesters still await Sigma Chi Sigma Chi Sigma Chi Bar open at 3 p.m. Chrisimas Music Kappa Gamma on her PINNING to Rob Marckel Apartment vicinity Personal Value' II found No doubt they'H all be just as great' of Delta Tau Delta SIGMA CHI SIGMA CHI SIGMA CHI I'm looking forward to those times. KKG ' DELT ■ KKG ■ DELT ■ KKG The standard with which the fraternity started ALPHA XI " KAPPA SrG Christmas cassettes and albums Collegiate And hope you see that in my rhymes was declared by issac M Jordan to be that of Love - DAD The Sisters of Alpha Xi Delta would like to con- Chorale $5 each Call 372-9822 or KKG ' KAPPA SIG * KKG * KAPPA SIG admitting no man to membership m Sigma Chi SERVICES OFFERED KD * KD ' KD • KD ■ KD * K0 * KD gratulate Jodl Vosnlckon her recent lavaliermg 372 2161 Congratulations lo Dawn Brown of Kappa Kap- who a not believed to be to K;ippa Sigma Greg Lopeman pa Gamma on her PINNING to Greg VaHand<- * s man ot good character Christmas Music * a student of fair ability Experienced BGSU student home builders rook- ALPHA XI DELTA KELLY SUE MYLES TlCE ngham of Kappa Sigma * with ambitious purposes ing for work m the community to fund our chap- Big Valerie Szostak You will never "wear out your welcome'' KKG * KAPPA SIG ■ KKG ■ KAPPA SIG * a congenial disposition ter Call lor a Iree estimate Contact Dave at Congratulations on your new (ob with ERNST & ChrfMntssi MM I That's how we toel 352 6622 YOUNG' But deep down mside. " possesed of good morals KKG " SAE * KKG ■ SAE • KKG * having a high sense of honor and a deep Love. Lil Megan We know you'll miss the pigs squeal' LSAT ' GRE ' GMAT The rules on the wall say rt al Congratulations to Anne Gobeaux of Kappa sense of personal response Ky 1 Before you take the test, can the expert Local HURRY HURRY HURRY #346 is the best in the hal' Kappa Gamma on her LAVAUERING to Dave Congratulations graduating Seniors classes forming now Kaplan Educational ALPHA SIGMA PHI Work in the Nation's captlol and earn Now you're leaving Kailbourne of Sigma Alpha Epsilon IN HOC SIGNO VINCES credit for It' How? Join the Washington Center. Call for details 536-3701 The Brothers of Alpha Sigma Phi would bKe to And we're going to cry. KKG * SAE ' KKG ■ SAE ■ KKG Center internship Program Open to al - Spacesavers. Inc Lolts and sofas for rent tor thank the graduating brothers for their hard We just wanted to lake this chance to say MONEY FOR COLLEGE majors and is an opportunity to meet Spring semester $40 per item Set up and take work and commitment to excellence SCOTT goodbye. Need Christmas money? Sell me your Nintendo Scholarships and Grants National officials For more detaJs. 1 down included Call 352-5475 1 800 USA 1221 ext 2033 PLICKERT, BRIAN MULOOON. AND DAVE We'll misa you. KeJ or Sega Genesis Can 682-1047 and ask for STEIRER your dedication to the Old Gal will be attend info session on Fn Dec 13 Love. Meianie. Melissa and Tars In the Union-Faculty Lounge 1 30pm Meianie or leave s message missed Best of luck and please come back continued on p. 10 Alpha Sigma Phi • Alpha Sigma Phi PREGNANT? Seasons Greetings to my Big John, the 4 Hor- DELTA ZETA SISTERS- We can help FREE pregnancy tests and sup- semen, the Bil Gehr Family and the entire Alpha GOOD LUCK ON FINALS! STUDY HAROf Jim's Journal by Jim portive services Confidential BG Pregnancy &g house HAVE A SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! Center Can 354 HOPE #33 lives on. WaH SEE YOU NEXT YEARI a Scholarships and Grants Available Now* ALPHA SIGMA PHI DZ DZ * DZ * DZ v*t p*j* tkt fi*iSktfI fvtvy f,n*t sKe Ske o.W«4 kou* HKM* Largest source in the country Brother of the Week BeanMoieski Delta Zeta would like to congratulate Heidi ItfM oftC «r f»rf Results are 100% guaranteed Grunner and Amy Kotton for being selected as topi** *itK lolit I -800-821 FUND Officer of the Week Jeff Gawryk Orientation Leaders I Aft* Ml* <*T*lUI I t*fina*fl I ;«;*] DZ ' DZ • DZ • OZ • DZ Athlete ot the Week Santa and the Elves -tMw tot* ** ** TYPING SERVICES OELTA ZETA LOVES OUR wmcjc a really (<»<, Reasonable Rates with Accuracy PLEDGES! V, -ft* 1*141*9** Ar*«ned* Call 3523987 from 8am to 9 p m Pledge of the Week GlenOlsen DZ ' DZ ' DZ ' DZ ' DZ GAMMA PHI BETA'S WENOY "MOM" IS THE Santa and the Elves Irorvnan JimShmoeky COOLEST! THANX FOR EVERYTHING THIS SEMESTER! WE LOVE YOU! Anderson Scholarship Applications are due PERSONALS December 20 Questions'7 Contact the Alumni Greek Sweatshirts Office at 372-2701 Initials a Names 5333 Monroe St • • • LAMBDA CHI ALPHA * " ■ Attention Seniors' Toledo. Ohio 43623 Congrats to al newly elected officers and best Check your OCMB for the fan issue of the 419885-3039 ot luck to all of you on finals1 Senior Programming Board newsletter Much love. Your Sweetheart Seniors Celebrate1 • • ' Attention Multicultural Sludenta ■ ■ ■ Delta &gma Theta Sorority. Inc and •• ■ AMY *" ■ The Latino Student Union • CHIO • CHIO " CHI-0 " CHI-0 * Do you remember the eft who gave you hia ben are sponsoring study tables in Congratultions Sister NICKY POHLMANN on necklace and let you wear his hat at Howard's 107 Hanna Half your tapping Into Otntcron Delta Kappa? teat Friday? I would have liked to have stayed Whan: Thurs-Sun (Dec 12-15) I just W«1|L«4 Mk ftttrs** **« rjuit K«ft but I got dragged away by another elf It you're - KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA * Time. 8pm- midnight 0Ar.O««i ftVf f+i\*1 ejr«a» Sister of the Week interested in getting together sometime then • Snacks will be provided"' give mescal *«««r ^€l*'i^9 Kety Spegnuolo fsvr«H»n41 Officer of the Wee* AXO KRISTI MARTIN AXO ««rj +,M4 or Tncia Hanson 372-1641 Hey Little Kris11 Congratulations on your confirmation. I am so H**1 e.weVf. AGO " PI Kap ' AGO ' Pi Kap ' AGO • PAGE * proud of you Good ruck on your finals • I know Congrats to Beth Topolakl on her PI Kappa PN III mtsa you next semester and I'll give your re- you can do it Have a Merry Christmas I'll miss pinning to Stephen Ferguson of the University gards to Mickey' you" of Toledo " JENN" Happy Birthday Little! AGO * Pi Kap • AGO * Pt Kap * AGO You're the best' Alpha Sig Alpha S»g Alpha Sig Thanks for everything1 The Brothers ot Alpha Sigma Phi wish to con- Love Your Big. gratulate Glen Olson and Use Sutyak on their Emily * • 'BRENDA BCALZITT1" " lavaliermg AXO AXO AXO AXO AXO AXO w Happy Birthday! Study hard' Alpha Sig Alpha &g Alpha Sig ? t Classified The BG News Friday. December 13. 1991
continued from p. 9 Phi Delt ' BRAD CURREN ' Pt* Dolt 1 Oft 2 FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED! Needed I or 2 female sublease's for Spring BOWLING GREEN MUNICIPAL COURT IN AKA Coach' NICE PLACE! FREE CABLE! CLOSE TO Semester - own bedroom Fully furnished TERNSHIP for an upper calss BGSU student as 3523445 You're the greatest that ever could be CAMPUS! DESPERATE) REDUCED RENT apartment Free health club Cheap rent Judge's legal researcher and courtroom bailiff 1 a 2 bedroom apartments Big Bro' Eric PilMun Coaching the Footoal Team of Alpha XI CALL LORI 354-6694. $160'mo for 1 person or $112 50 for 2 CaH No pay. but excellent experience for person in- 601 Third St Good Luck in the future we'll miaa you much terested m criminal justice or legal career Posi- 704 Filth SI The end is *> sight' Congratulations ■ you made 1 or 2 male roommates to sublease lor Spring Am* or Karia at 354-0404 Love, your tavonte Alpha Xi Delta bunch' tion to start knmeduMety Preferred hours 8.00 710SeventhSt 2 bdrm apt at University Visage Own room. Needed Subleaser for Spring semester Great Alpha Xi • Ph. Delt' Alpha Xi am -12 00 noon on Wed . Thur . Fn or 12 30 Call for reasonable rates Close lo campus 352 3413 apt close lo campus Great roommates CaH p m -4 30 p m on Mon . Thur . Fn For applica- and more info 1 st month's rent free! 352-4594 anytime P. Phi Andrea Smith Pi Phi tion form. caH Mary Coweli at 352-5263. 8 30 Roommate needed male, nonsmoking Block am lo 4 30 p m SIQ EP SAM SE2: Thank you tor being such a wonderful friend to One bedroom apartment for sublease m Spnrtg It s Friday Ihe 13th1 from campus CaH Mark or Mike at 354-6674 1 or 2 people, close lo campus Call me1 6 bedroom. 2 bath house May lo May lease Part-time child care for 18 mo old girl and new- Love. ASAP 3544942 Close to campus Phone 363-3855 Spacesavers Inc Lofts and sofas 'or rent for born Some light housekeeping Wnte lo 867 Steph 1 or 2 male or female roommates lor Spring Overlooks Main Street Spring semester (40 per item Set up and take Lyn Rd . BG Csrty Ren tali Semester Close lo campus M Campus Manor Subteaao - modern. 1 bedroom apartment down included Call352S475 bating available for school year 1992-93 Pi Phi Suzanne Allard Pi Pfe 352-8853. ask for Mike Central air/heat On 4 corners, close to every (Houses - Apts ■ Rooms) You're the best little anyone could ask for' Spacesavers. inc Lofts and sofas for rent for Desperately seeking to rent an apt or small thing Very nice $335 mo CaH 354 7039 FOR SALE Office located at 316 E Marry #3 Spring semester $40 per item Set up and take Good luck on finals' house for graduate student couple and then be- People needed to sublease for Spring. Nice or phone 352 7365 Love. down included Call 352-5475 loved, declawed. spaded, clean cat $500 a place, cool roommates, reni Is cheap. Call Steph 1980 Buick Skylark 84.000 miles $900 00 Female subleaser needed for Spring wmthrop Spring Break 92 In Jamlacafl month maximum Summer '92 Call Steve at 352-7500 or 354-0474 A.S.A.P. tor more de- Terrace $135/month CaH 352-3275 7 hot days and reggaenights from $399 Mon . 352-2360 tails. Good, dependable 354-6895, JtM Tues . ol finals at Educ Btdg Doug (614) For sublease 3 BR apt . heat included in rent 263 6634 or 3532406 WANTED Available now through June I $450 Female subleaser needed for Spring, rent is Roommate needed for Spring 92 Will have 5 1/4" disk drive. 360K. DS'DD. IBM Compa 352 2579 SPRING BREAK '92 VOU VE ONLY GOT ONE $115 mo Available ASAP' CaH Maureen own bedroom and full bathroom. Apartment la tiW? $60 Call 354 0902 WEEK TO LIVE SO DON'T BLOW IT' MAKE $100 A Month) 11 372-5907 or 372-580G neit to campus. Call (leave message at) Houses & Apartments IT JAMAICA WITH LOW. LOW PRICES START- 8 ft couch, bad dresser and desk Nag Close to Campus Attention? 1 male sublease* needed tor Graduating Senior Desperate 354-080) 352-3400 ING AT $479" CALL SUN SPLASH TOURS" 1 For Summer 1992 ft 1992-93 school year Spring '92 Coolest apartment In BG Easy- Need 1 female to sublease lor Spring 92 Own Roommate wsnted for Spring Male, non- 1-600-426-7710 Cannondale SM700 Mountain Bike Like new 1 267-3341 going roommates, close to campus. Come room and 1 month FREE'" smoker $ 150 and utilities Lance - 655-3084 condition AH Shimano components $490 or The Sisters of Alpha Xi Delta wish everyone an check It out. Don't miss this chancel Call Call Miches* 352-5369 Roommate wanted Own furnished room near unstresstul finals week Good Luck on exams. 352-6474 ask tor Darrlek or Eric. best offer Jon 354-2982 Houses and apartments lor 1992 93 school campus Laundry facades Must like my dog BGSU' Coeegiate Chorale Christmas cassettes and year 12 month leases only starting in May 1 female subleaser needed lor Spring 92 HELP' $200 deposit. $100.mo Must pay half elec. ft albums $5 each Call 372-9822 or Steve Smith 352-891 7 The Sisters of Kappa Kappa Gamma would like House one block from campus, own room Still looking for a male roommate for Spring '92 your share of phone Can Belh Mon-Fri alter 6 to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a sale dishwasher, free cable, will only pay rent Jan. Own room, close to campus Call Mark or Tony p m or weekends after 10 a m 353-2537 372-2181 Houses for Rent hoHoay Dreak1 Feb. ft March Very cheap Call 352-3139 and at 354-4757 or leave message 12 month leases - May or August ask lor Jen Tenant pays utilities - 1 mo deposit WOULD SOMEONE YOU KNOW BE DEV- HATE YOUR ROOMMATES?? Subleaser for Spring Very close to campus, Diamondback Ascent Mountain Bike 4 months 1 male or female non*smokmg roommate Own -730 Elm. 2 br w. loft $360 May A8TATED IF THEIR TEDDY BEAR WAS KID- Subleaser needed for Srping'92 OWN ROOM. own room, no utilities, and one month Iree rent old Shimano 400 components Paid $475. NAPPED? QOODM SIGN UP IN THE UNION room with large furnished Irving room & lulchen Call Kris at 352-8312 •734 Elm. 4 br . 2 bath. $660. Aug Complete appl $162 50/mo and utilities CaH seeing for $350 Call Scoh 2-3247 -217 S College. 3 br; $526/Aug FOYER DEC 9. 11 12 13' HIRE SOLO. TO Not far fromcampus CaH Ronat 354-7397 Chris 354-325 7 leave message Subleaser is needed now for Spring and Sum- JVC camcorder VHS-C format wrth wide and •31 7 N Summit. 4 br . 2 bath. $750/May KIDNAP SOMEONE'S STUFFED ANIMAL AND 1 male roommate to sublease lor Spring First HELP! mer Rent is $200 gas Own room Call tele lenses, light, carrying case, and much •622 E Wooster. 4 br . 2 bath. $750'May HOLD IT FOR RANSOM' month rent tree1 Great location Call Brent at BG BEAR KNAP Female needed to sublet apartment. 3520755 more $500 or best offer And it's tapes play in •233 W Merry. 4 br w/kjfl. $660'Aug 3526865 425 E Court 2 bedroom. 2 bath. Sublayers nueded! your VCR -126 Manville 5 br . 2 bath; $726/Aug 1 1 male roommate needed for Spring Semester 3 roommates - GREAT PLACE New 2 bedroom. 2 luH bath apartment Dishwa- Call 354-2654 or 352-2330 after 5pm only Marcy Home Gym Nice 2 bedroom apt with dishwasher and Rent $1 75 month Arbor Enterprises - local owners sher, central air conditioning, and private park- Does everything1 cable As close to campus as you can get* ing Close to campus 354 6982 $300o bo 1-874-8521 . Rent very negotiable. CaH Chuck at Call Amy IMMEDIATELY 352 5562 Subleasers needed) 2 BR2 bath Frazee apt Mala sublease needed ASAP Own room Call 3530215 close to campus' S150'month Grve us a caH Ed at 353 6204 Leave message HELP! Need subleaser for spring' Downtown- Stereo system • 45 watt tuner, dual cassette. 1 or 2 female roommates needed! 3520579 Mature female professional student lo share one bedroom-share with one other CD. graphic EO. TT. speakers w/standa - var- New 2 bedroom. 2 full bath apartment Dishwa- comfortable home in quiet neighborhood Pri- $162 50 mo & utiMies No deposit needed' Wanted 1 ml subleaser Soring '92 OWN bed ious brands Cabinet option Moving, must seH sher, central air conditioning, and private park- vate room Use of kitchen and laundry facilities Can 352 6208 Ask for Michele or Wendy ft bathroom $191 67/mth Large apt 354-7285 ing Close to campus Can have own bathroom Utilities included 5 mm from campus $200 CALL NOW! w'dishwaaher laundry taciMies. a storage and bedroom Rent is cheap 354-6962 Waterbed) • King size, vary good condition. per month 354-1197 cages Call 352-9302. R E Mgmt co Beth $350 00 negotiable Ca* 352-6133 Mon q Nice, clean, lower 1 bedroom apt for rent m Help' Help me go lo Europe' 1 female needed Bradner $325 month includes utilities Call lo share 1 bedroom apartment S115 mo Wanted Roommate Sp Sem '92 Grad Stu- 287-4553 or 287-4850 Let's make a deal, nice place 372-7365 days. dent preferred to share partially lurn house FOR RENT 352 3698 eves Michelle $200/mo 4 share util Please help1 I need you to sublease lor Spring CaH Brad 352-6638 or 352 3450 92 1 month FREE rent, free cable CaH now1 Male needed for Spring Semester 354-6680 SI tO/month, tully furnished, four houses from "Now Leasing" campus, easygoing housemates, own parking Summer 4 Fall 1992 93 Leases Two bedroom apt. Very close to campus. space Slop by at 147 South College or caH HELP WANTED Large assortment to choose from Available for Spring '92. E.cellenl condition. Conor at 352-6186 STOP by 319 E. Wooster Terms negotiable. Call 354-32SS. (across from Taco Bell) Male roommate needed 92 Spring semester Very reasonable newly furnished efficiency for listing brochure & speak with our Free heat and HBO Call Andy at 352-4303 Have a special skiH? Work well Close 10 campus Call 352 7387 aftor 8 p m with children'' friendly staff or call 354-2260 Male subleaser needed lor Spring m house, Consider Summer Camp' John Newlove Reel Estate VILLAGE GREEN APARTMENTS one block from campus SiOO'mo . negotia- Supervisors, counselors, teen trip leaders. Now leeslng.Summer ft Fall 92-93 lea—a ble Call Mark A S A P at 354-5082 Waterfront staff (WSJ. ALS. Boating). 1 bedroom graduate apartment Close lo cam- Spring leases for 1 ft 2 bedroom furnished ft un- Male lo sublease Downtown loft apt lor Spring sports mountain biking, archery, drama. pus 352 4384 ^^ furnished Resident manager ft maintenance CaH)114-M». ol '92 Own room!! For details caH Scott ai campcralt. Jewish programmer, tennis 1, 2, & 3 bdrm furnished apts 9 month, sum- 354-1001 and arts and cratts specialist WANT QUIET RENTAL HOUSING"" mer and year leases 352-7454 Call or Write 'or application We have our 1992/93 housing brochure Need 1 or 2 persons to sublease house 2 Lynne Leutenberg Yulish 222 S CoHege Efficiency Free gas. water blocks from campus Own room First months printed with quiet locations Jewish Community Center of Cleveland and sewer Laundry facility Close lo campus rent FREE Only $162 50/month plus utilities Newlove Rentals 32ft S Main St. Camp Wise Rent $250>mo Available Jan 8. 1992 CaH 352-5620 Call Oaryl at 352 7206 3505 Mayfieid Road 352 5620 Need sitter for 2 boys ages 8 and 13 Cleveland Heights. Oh* 44118 2nd semester leases available starting imme- Wanted One female roommate to sublease for 4pm-7pm Monday a Friday. Jan thru April CaH (216)382-4000. 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, IT'S AN INSIDER . FAMILY CHRISTMAS 2 Friday. December IS. INI TIN Yo! It's Heavy D(eKatch) & the toyz! fis**i«*»««^«v«t»<*-^i. ss^ys?! If i Christmas time In Hollls. tise me for leaving them In Now. Mom and Dad are divor- Frank, Burl and Elvis. I also LLjeeper Queens Youngstown to mope around ced and Sis is residing at the Be- bought the new Ice-T holiday Mom s cookln' chicken and col- with nothing to do. It Is a time tty Ford Clinic. Christmas Is spent album. OS Original Santa. lared greens when I see old girlfriends who tripping around town from However, I seem to have mis- -Run-DHC, Christmas In Hollls tease me with stories about their Mom's to Dad's to visiting Sis at placed my/is a John Travolta ^Jnouanti To me. there are few things new boyfriends who drive Cor- the Clinic. Christmas album and It was my more beautiful than a five or six vettes and make killings In the favorite. It even has John doing a Inch snowfall covering a hilly, Wall Streets of their minds (and However, there have been duet with Andy Williams on Wok moonlit landscape somewhere In some uplifting memories that "White Christmas." Oh, the hu- one of my grandmother's fairy have been brought about by the manity. tales about growing up In rural holiday season. Like the time my Steve Pennsylvania. friends and I stole a bottle of rum REALITY BREAK!!! Well, maybe there are quite a 0 and all the egg nog In the house I try not to be too much of a few things more beautiful to me, £> DeKatch and got butt-ass wasted, ending pessimist at this time of the year, ^_J\nowllonA but that stuff Is meant to stay be- up passed out under the Christ- but the holiday season really gets hind closed doors. ^ ME IF YOU « mas tree. ("Look, Honey, what me down. I like the reunions and Have a nice The holiday season (which Santa was nice enough to give us! parties, but something always parallels the flu season) Is upon VCAPSf A troupe of derelicts with hang- seems to get messed up. I hope Christmas. us In a major way. Traffic jams, By scon DeKiicn ""] overs!") this Christmas Is a change for the depleted Inventories. Increased But this Is not a time to be better, but I'm not holding my I hope you get suicide rates and Irate shoppers crass. 'Tls the season for cheer. breath. all tell us this. What a great time Just because my family Is dys- Bottom Line: We make too lots of presents of year. functional doesn't mean I can't much of a big deal over Christ- We are weighted down with have myself a merry little X-mas. mas for the wrong reasons. We I hope I get tough decisions such as what to wear sweaters that I could never are willing to give so much on get Aunt Edna (If anyone really afford to look at). Have a funky X-mas this one day and the rest of the lots of presents has an Aunt Edna, tell me I'm not Christmas is a time when Dad Terminator X-mas! year we are pathetic greed- the only one) or how to buy gets tanked up on homemade Turn It up mongers. No wonder suicide something for your mom without everdear and beats the tar out of Bring the toys! rates go up over the holidays. It your grandma getting jealous. If the dog. Then there was the year Well, I always thought a PE kills people to blow the dust off of Christmas Is really the most when Mom drove the Blazer Christmas album would do well. their wallets. wonderful time of the year, then through the garage, giving the That's another thing that gets Cosh darn recession. why Is It the most stressful? house a COOL makeover. And I'll me In the mood for giving. To me. Christmas Is a time never forget the year that Sis Christmas music is the best. Last Sharlyn Avlna Is a senior Eng- when I get to go out with old drank a whole bottle of drain week I must have purchased 50 lish major from Bowling Green, '*■ -w-i-«»*>,«i| friends who get drunk and chas- cleaner. Those were the days! gross Christmas albums by Blng, where life Is perfect.
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Editor! Frank Esposito tssistanl Editor: Wendy M. King *1 I \M Stuff Photographers: Jeff Radcliffe HO o»ie- Heather Dunaway Art Director: Molly J. Zakrujsck V-sisciuii Art Director: Renee Parker 3MJ* Fiction Editor: Jennifer Sader From Inside the Insider... Stuff Writers: Tim Funk In an attempt to make the holi- Scott DeKatch days even more commercial, we decided to give you a taste of the Morrella Raleigh naughty and nice highlights of I"■-.•<11i.-ii Copyright 1991, The BG News TIM IHSWER Friday. Decamber 13. 1991 3 Take a new look The Doctor at an old Scrooge sends Xmas greetings For the first time, the Rep has by Jeremy Stone Weber teamed up with the Toledo Sym- BG News news editor phony Orchestra and the Toledo by Dave Basklnd Opera to present "A Christmas Carol.'' Myers said the coop- In an age of e ver-tncreaslng eration between the organiza- In those Immortal words of technology, the Toledo Reper- tions has been "wonderful." Barry Manllow. "Looks Like toire Theatre's "A Christmas Car- We Made It!" Another se- ol" Is shunning elaboracy and "It's been a very warm, posi- mester has entered Into the reverting to the old-fashioned tive experience," she said. history of our lives. By re- ghost story Charles Dickens Robert Waldman, a New-York flecting upon these past few created. based composer, wrote the re- months, we realize how vamped music for the opera. It Is precious life truly can be. Patrons of the classic Christ- a score dominated by authentic What the hell am I talking mas tale — which runs Dec. 20 **************** about? Here at "Dr. Dave's through 22 at the Toledo Museum Incredible College of Musi- of Art — will find a production cal Knowledge," we want to that features accurate costumes "I think it's a wish all of you a glorious and music of the Dickens era. great attempt at holiday season. Special In addition, director Johnnie experiencing holiday wishes to Scotty Myers said she has made several and Lorle, KK (where's the changes In the script to make how (Scrooge) punch?), the Mlchel(l)es. Dr. Scrooge more human and emo- got to be how he is." A and Nurse Fleeter; the tional. Mass appeal Katzes, Carrs, Gutners, and -Jim Rudes Basklnds; and especially to "We looked at Scrooge and Third Year Scrooge St. Tom's offers holiday service at Ballroom LK for all the pizza and my tried to experience why he did plant that keeps growing. what he did," Myers, who Is mak- After sifting through the ing her debut as "A Christmas **************** by Jamie Smith a I tor boy entries, Mike Tanner was Carol" director, said. "It shows English carols, with the chorus chosen as this week's win- the different things going on singing six-part harmonies. O Come. All Ye Faithful. ner. Here are all the right within him." Another new addition Is the answers to last week's To represent Scrooge's emo- gleaming new orchestra pit from This Sunday at 8 p.m. St. Thomas More University Parish Is spon- soring a candlelight service In the Grand Ballroom In the Student "rock" quiz: tions, Myers has added seven which the Toledo Symphony Or- 1 The Clash 2 Falco spirits to the production, which chestra will play the accompani- Union to celebrate the Christmas season. Tom Gorman, director of music at St. Tom's, said that the candle- 3.The Stray Cats 4.Def Lep- double as furniture. She said the ments at the museum's Peristyle pard 5.Michael Damlan spirits give the play "a more Winkle Stage light service has been "an annual thing for a long time." Gorman said the reason the service has moved from the church to 6John Fogerty 7.Billy Shakespearean feel." Taking a play that has lost a Squler S.The Honeydrlp- Jim Rudes, who will play great deal of Its authenticity the Ballroom Is that there have been a tremendous number of people attend In the past, and the church wasn't big enough to hold every- pers9.Donnle Iris 10. Eric Scrooge for the third year, said he through the years has been a one. Clapton likes the change. "huge task," Rudes said, but one JoAnn Fischer, a receptionist at St. Tom's, said that having the ser- Just a quick reminder that that has been worth the effort. vice In the Ballroom helps protect the unity of the season. Dr. Dave will be back and "I think It's a great attempt at Myers agreed. St. Thomas has always held the candlelight service early so the stu- better than ever next se- experiencing how he got to be "I hope everyone sees this per- dents can be united one more time before they go home for Christmas mester with a whole new how he Is, considering the death formance." she said. "It's perfec- break. batch of Intriguing musical of his partner (Marley)," said tly charming." "(The mass) is probably the last time that the students are going to conundrums. Until then, Rudes, who has also played the Tickets can be ordered by call- be together at the same time," Fischer said. remember to keep your feet miserly Marley. "I think (Scrooge) ing the box office at 243-7000. The service usually draws anywhere from 1500 to 2000 people, In the ground and keep Is more humanized." Prices range from S8 to S17.50, but Gorman said that the number of people that attend Is not Impor- reaching for the stars. See Myers and Scrooge's spirits are and S2 discount coupons are tant. ya In '92! not the only new additions to this available at all local Foodtown "We don't set an attendance goal." he said. "WeJust want to have a year's production. stores. good celebration." HOWARD'S club H Greenbriar Inc. 210 N. Main 352-9951 We will be leasing the following locations for the Fall of 1992 MALIKIA • Columbia Court Apartments Friday & Saturday • East Merry Avenue Apartments Dec 13 & 14 • Field Manor Apartments • Frazee Avenue Apartments • Ridge Manor Apartments 18-20 Welcome • Campbell Hill Apartments $2.0* cover after 9:30 21 ami Over Call or Stop in for a Complete Listing of $1.00 cover after 9:00 Available Apartments & Houses HOURS: Mon.-Sat.: Noon 'til 2:30 a.m. 224 E. Wooster 352-0717 Sunday: 2:00 p.m. 'til 2:30 a.m. * Mini-Pitchers Every Day * 4 Friday, oecambar 11. issi The INSIDER. IAIN ELLIS (Merry Can Men THE MASKED GUITARIST (Sa- crooner): "One of Billy Hanway's tan Tortilla): "To learn how to Rock Gossip From legendary, rich cheesecakes. I play the guitar. Not to learn how shall spend the day after Christ- to play the guitar. I don't know. mas recovering." I'm confused. And world peace The Black Swamp too." FRED WRIGHT (Escaped Fetal Pigs squealer): "A warm puppy TOM HUESMAN (Splderfoot): SCOTT KRAMER (Satan Torti- dog and a big bottle of rubber "I want Jim Morrison's voice to by Emily Vosburg and Morrella lla, sound god): "I want to win cement." Raleigh get better and a sampler so our Super Lotto so that I can help the Insider Wild Women bass player can sing in tune live people that I like and subjugate KATHY HANWAY (Queen Bee those that I hate." of Madhatter Music employees): CHARLOTTE SWENSON (Char- TOM HAYES (Jericho Turn- "A brown leather jacket and my lotte's Webb): "I want another tat The holidays are upon us. pike): "All I really want for two front teeth." too and a place to practice." Since we here ai Insider Central Christmas Is medical Insurance TIM FUNK (INSIDER staff realize that local musicians will so I can live to see the next holi- JIM CUMMER (Record Den guru): "Absolute power over life be experiencing a dry spell audi- day season And cause If I get hit chief hoo-ha): "I want everyone and death and a new cowboy ence-wise over the holidays, we in the Spot's car, I would Just die. to try Angelo's hot dogs and chili hat." asked local music personalities I could be reunited with my fami- (in Flint. Michigan). what they wanted for Christmas. ly (who disowned him because So, teenbeats, here's what to he has no medical Insurance)." DEREK WOLFGRAM (BG folk Iruktor/Apnicia't, put under the BG music tree to BILLY HANWAY (Liquid Alice. music genius): "I would like to be make those (temporarily) lonely Madhatter Music god): "Equal able to equal the musical talent of JINGLE BELL ROCK... Billy Hanway musicians feel all warm and distribution of wealth In America Iain Ellis." rocks the holidays gooey inside. - revolution a Festive flicks salute season on 34th Street (with Natalie by David Huffman Some other more recent films Wood out to prove that there Is a that may reach a classic ranking Santa Claus), or Blng Crosby and areHome Alone (unfortunately) Fred Astaire in Holiday Inn. If and Tim Burtan's brilllant£dward you like musicals and Bing Cro- Sclssorhands. Both Die Hard If you're looking for something sby. White Christmas features films will also probably stand the to put you in the holiday spirit, Crosby with Danny Kaye and has test of time, as will Chevy Chase's you may want to watch a Christ- great music by Irving Berlin. Christmas Vacation. mas movie. Then there's always Dickens For those who want something Thanks to Its copyright never and the countless versions of his different to get them out of the being renewed. It's a Wonderful A Christmas Carol George C. Christmas spirit. Christmas Evil, Life can be shown by anyone and Scott's 1984 TV movie Isn't too a far superior film than any of will be on at least once a day bad. but the 1938 and 1951 theSllent Night. Deadly Night from now until Christmas. If films are worth a look too. films, could be In order. Pla Za- you've never seen It. watch It In If A Christmas Carol Isn't for dora's film debut In Santa Claus its original black and white ver- you, Ralphle and his Red Rider Conquers the Martians is enough sion and not the colorized atro- BB Gun and the hilarious A to snap anyone out of their holi- city TNT will be running. Christmas Story might be a better day cheer. If you still feel like Those suffering from a Capra choice for your holiday enter- pinning your mother under the overdose might want to consider tainment. 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It's contributing armcrt time to strike back, downtrodden yuletide victims, and purchase some of these - the tackiest gifts Christmas Is coming fast upon in Bowling Green - for your pre- us - that lovingly sweet season of sumed friends and family. giving In which the Insides of TACKY GIFTS FOR ANYONE every little girl and boy turn Into Takara, Breezy Singers. These warm, spongy goo at the sight of are those adorably annoying little any fat person clad In red. birds that sing, tweet, and do It's the season In which these everything but drop squlshy same children experience Timo- white things out of themselves. thy Leary-type dreams In which Available at Hills for S9.97 Inanimate objects such as sugar Colony Craft, Porcelain Pair of plums do the Tarantella In their Pigs. Portrays the tenderness of little cranlums. And somehow love as only farm animals can. most importantly, it's the season Also at Hill's, and a steal for only WikH*/J«r1 Rodents in which every one of us has ex- S4.97. WHERE'S RUDOLPH? Tacky taxidermy ranks right up there on the tasteless Christmas list perienced the heart-wrenching phenomena of receiving the ■ Sec Tacky, page 8. HOLIDAY HEROES: Christmas specials pump up the season Since I am regarded by my con- A Christmas Carol with Mr. by Tim Funk temporaries as a Scrooge and a Magoo (four lumps): Mr. Magoo stall write' tightwad, I have employed a rat- became Ebeneier Scrooge with ing system of one to four lumps Oscar-winning talent. How Mr. of coal. Four lumps Indicate the Magoo saw all three ghosts of The day after Thanksgiving, choicest viewing. One lump Indi- Christmas with his eyes sealed frantic Christmas shoppers could cates reindeer dung. still escapes me. come home to a variety of even- The Orlnch Who Stole Christ- Merry Christmas. Charlie ing Christmas specials. To toast mas (four lumps): I regard this Brown (three lumps): Charlie the return of these armchair yule- annual treat as the late Dr. Seuss' Brown's fight against Christmas tide classics, I have prepared an magnum opus. Never has a commercialism made the typical Insider guide of 8 staples for Christmas villain been so diaboli- holiday viewing. cal and yet lovable as the Grinch. ISee Specials, page 8 YOU RE A MEAN ONE... The Grlnch Is the ultimate Christmas antlhero Songs of the season showcased at Kobacker that...relax, forget about finals Dr. Emily Freeman Brown, facul- "It's called 'doing It in the the concert for a couple months. by Karen Koiler for a little while and slip Into a ty coordinator of the concert and round.'" Brown said. "This "Each group that performs Is contributing writer little holiday cheer at the second Director of Orchestra In the Music means that the performers are set only doing a short piece, so that annual Holiday Sing concert this department, said. up around the stage and the au- aspect of the concert was not Friday at Kobacker Hall. dience sits In the middle of the difficult to plan." Brown said. With the stress of finals upon - On that note, a variety of stage." "The tough part was putting the us and the busy holiday season The concert Is comprised of Christmas, Hanukkah and "fes- whole thing together. Planning just around the corner (more like small student groups performing tive" songs and Instrumental "It makes (the concert) more the event takes a lot." just up the street), It seems as If short selections of festive music. will be performed during the fun. The sound from each group students don't have much time to concert. will go all the way around the The concert, which starts at kick back and relax. "We have a wide variety of circle." she explained. 12:30 p.m.. will last about an students here at the University, Adding to the holiday atmos- hour and admission Is free. An The College of Musical Arts la from all over the world. The con- phere, the concert Is being per- Brown and a small student open reception will follow the offering a chance to do Just cert will be culturally diverse," formed In a unique fashion. committee have been planning show. C INEMAKk THEAIKIS USO USO u s o u s o uso uso u s o us CINEMA 5 v: r NOVEMBER WINNERS 1"4 1. Mart Si. 3S44SSI DECEMBER 13-19 HALL COUNCIL MEMBER OF mi-: MONTH: ADOAMS FAMILY PG-1J I 00. 3 00. 5 OS. 7 IS. GOOD LUCK Shawn GaUeagher 1:20 Fuji Juki A Angelica Huston * * RAOFTHE MONTH: LAST SOY SCOUt R 1:05.1:10,5:10, MO, MS Bruce W*ams I Onion *lyr*» «• Mil I Kilt' Soli/ ON FINALS FROM My Girl PO 1:00, 3:00, 5:00. 7:05. »:15 Osn Ackroyd. Jam* Lee Curtis Mara My PROGRAM OF THE I Quiun. Anna CNunskY * * CAPtFtAd I HO.I«,?*0.r.l»HoM Some are naughty. Some are nice. Some get coal. Some get bikes. They'r Mistletoe in Dixie tossing a few back with the Danemans By the pricking of my thumb, own are hardcore garage band something Chrlstmas-y this way covers that Billy Hanway taped comes. for me at Madhatter Music Co. Ahhh, Dayton and Christmas - Got 'em my freshman year, and 1 - Ihe two words run together In think the repeated exposure year my mind like honey and nectar, after year has lead to subtle ac- love and Joy. chocolate and ceptance from the folks. And who peanut butter. My childhood In wouldn't be touched by a thrash the teeming Gem City metropolis cover of "Little Drummer Boy." to the south always had a Nor- anyway? man Rockwell-esque tinge to It. Best ot all. but those yuletlme memories are I still gel up tinged with a greater touch of on Christmas misty-eyed nostalgia than most.' Day at 6 a.m. It was at Christmas that the I still run family would laugh and not be at downstairs each other's throats like Siberian and Jump wolfhounds. Relatives that would around ex- Things That go Bump in my Yuletide sooner eat French food than exist citedly, mak- In the same plane of reality ing big piles would happily swap stories after of stuff Watson explores bizarre holiday rituals pouring a few egg nogs (spiked divided by owner. I still yell and stronger than the Jim Beam Vol- shout, going "Wow. that's mine! To anyone who takes the below mumbling seri- more unique Christmas legends and traditions. leyball Invitational) down their Wonder what's In the big one!" ously: 1 have some nice farmland In Siberia I am One of the longest lasting Christmas traditions Is throats. Then I go back to bed for four trying to sell. Cheap. the Changing of the Christmas Pants In Liverpool. That's what Christmas meant more hours. I may be a kid at Christmas season. A time of Joy, giving and England. Llverpudlan males line-up and pass one to my family — a chance to toss a heart, but I'm not stupid. holiday spirit? Or Just another excuse to screw up pair of pants down the line until each man has few down. For years. I thought tried on the pants. The Changing of the Christmas St. Nick was a drunken uncle Pants Is supposed to symbolize male bonding. wearing a Santa hat and spilling Anyone who Is unable to put on the pants Is his fifth whiskey sour on my laughed at and forced to float In the Thames River head. Belly like a bowl full of Je- In a boat made of left-over pants. lly? A beer gut created after years of Milwaukee patronage can be deceptively similar. A red cherry The Licking of the Swing Is a Christmas tradition nose? Broken blood vessels could in Troy. Ohio. Sixteen Troy residents are picked almost be a genetic trait of my from the city population and must lick one of the home clan. metal poles holding up a Trojan Elementary Christmas was great for us School swing. There they must remain until their kids; we got all these special Jobs spittle thaws In the spring. that none of the neighbor kids had even heard of, let alone ever One newer Christmas tradition Is the Returning done. "Getting another beer for of the Glftsin Oklahoma. The returning is done the Dad." "Finding more cocktail ol- day after Christmas, where Okies rash to area ives" and "Cleaning up vomit" shopping stores to get rid of stupid, needless gifts were more fought over than dark they got the day before. A point system has been meat from the turkey or who got created for exchanged gifts: to sit at the adult table. And If you got "Fetch Grandma some more of her...special medicine." you Too big/small, Is not edible — 10 points. were the big cheese, the kahuna. Is edible, Is not my color — 25 points. 1 guess I m Not really sure If It is edible or not, this rides up still a kid at Last year at Christmas, our - 30 points. heart, long- neighbor's house burnt down the environment? Think of It. Thousands of Inno- ing for those from some electrical problem. cent pine trees are chopped down yearly for "ho- I am a male/female, what do I need a yuletlmes of While It may sound like a tragedy liday spirit." Talk about a unique way of defores- bra/Jockstrap for?, was already half-eaten - 75 yesteryear. A to you, It Is a memory that will tation. points. lot of the forever be etched Into my brain Are Christmas trees a holiday decoration or Just family has as the true meaning of a Dane- a way of torturing foliage? died off man Christmas. The remaining What If you were In a forest — minding your Looks to be already half-digested - automatic (s'funny how family members standing on our own business — when some holiday-hungry man- winner. things like lawn, holding glasses with con- lac comes along, cuts your feet off and straps you My editor also wanted us to put something In ' liver disease coctions that would strip alu- to the hood of a beat-up pick-up truck? about our fondest Christmas memory. Mine Is one and drunk minum siding off a garage, drun- Christmas when I found a cute little gerbll under driving kenly warbling off-key "Their Then you are put In a pan of water — Just barely our tree. Unfortunatly, It was for my sister. I got fatalities can seem to follow a house/their house/their house Is enough to keep you alive — and a bunch of tacky Hot Wheels. So I ran over my sister's gerbll with a family around. Must be some burning down." ornaments, lights and tinsel are hung on your Hot Wheel genetic predisposition), and It's arms and legs. To make matters worse, the people kind of fallen on me as the eldest Dammit, we may be Afters- put a bunch of presents under you —and make son to keep up the traditions, so 1 chool Special material ("My Fami- you think the presents are for you. Then one day. do the best I can. ly Was Full of Drunken Bastards" a bunch of snot-nosed little brats tear them open. I still shake my presents to fig- will return after these messages), A couple days later, you are stripped and thrown ure out what's Inside. Bummer but they're family. Into a ditch to die. Such Is the life of a Christmas when 1 get that delicate stereo tree. equipment, but such Is the price I Merry Christmas. No go read pay. Watson's column or something. OK So I was a little depressing here. Now to The only Christmas carols I I'm gettin' all misty-eyed here. some bright holiday cheer. Here are some of the TMiKtOER Friday. DicamDsr 13.1991 7 the wild men of BG literature. THIS IS THEIR CHRISTMAS!!! The Great Nativity War Martone takes a kid's eye view of Christmas lunacy On the mantle we used to have a 40-year old creche - a ceramic model of the Nativity, with Mary, Joseph, the Child, Shepherds, Little Lambs and Kings. To an eight-year old (me) little ceramic holy figures look like little toy action figures. My brother and I would stage elab- orate holy wars, with Mary, a pig, and a couple of kings battling an army of sheep for tactical control of the sofa. Our parents always found out what we were doing, though, because these were ceramic figures, and the Prince of Peace wasn't really designed as a killing machine, and we'd always knock off bits in the battle. Mom and Dad would come In the next day and find a cow with a leg crazy-glued on backwards and Balthazar balancing on his eye. We had an entire V'BWSWS'SVB'B'S'RWR'R quadrl pleglc menagerie poised to worship a savior with a peg-leg. We had some very ugly trees over the years, because our mother believed that you simply don't throw away any ornament your child In the true spirit of Christmas conglomeration. makes for you, no matter how old and smelly (the ornament). Being The Insider summoned forth four twisted words- the fourth of five children, we already had our fair share of plastic mlths to share their warped holiday memories. We foam balls covered with *SL \ / apologize for their leering likenesses which adorn hot glue and sprlnk- ^^ l K»— these pages - especially Connell Barrett's to- les. Of course, she wheaded mug. Merry Christmas. stored them all In the same box, so we eventually •R'RIl'RITRWTtW'RWB'R'R'R had one giant oozing Christmas molecule that she would hang with delicate precision behind Love in the Time of Rudolph the tree. My father was less sentimental ( reindeer trauma warms Barrett's holiday heart and wanted a tree that looked beautiful and traditional. So one My dad grew up during the lowing conclusion about Chris- comings. I was. shall we say. a bit year we spent Christmas Eve Great Depression. tarns, namely: It's a heck of a hefty for my age. such that I making popcorn-and-cranberry "When I was a boy, we didn't good way to pick up women. would have been the perfect strings to lace around the tree. It HAVE Christmas! And we didn't That's what I was trying to do weight for my height had I been, looked beautiful. The next morn-, believe In Santa Claus - we In the second grade when I vol- say, a petite European automo- Ing we discovered that our dog. couldn't afford him! And a tree? unteered to play the lead In our bile. Megan, really liked popcorn and There WERE no trees when I was production of "Rudolph the Red- So, with myself cast as our really didn't like cranberries. We a boy. They hadn't been Inven- Nosed Reindeer." charismatic mammal, we weren't found the bottom three strings ted. We used lettuce! But we You see, I was madly In love as much putting on "Rudolph the bare and the presents lightly didn't care, because we had each with a cute blond In my class by Red-Nosed Reindeer" as we were coated with a mixture of cran- other! And presents? We didn't the name of Elizabeth, so I fig- putting on "Rudolph the Over- berry chunks and beagle juice. I have those either. We'd give each ured: What better way to make weight, Carrot-Topped, Runny- suppose that's better than having other SPIT, 'cause that's all we friends. Impress this beautiful Nosed, Depresslngly Estranged, your toys covered with a mixture could afford. We'd wake up lass, AND make a complete fool Basically Dysfunctional Reindeer of cranberry Juice and bea- every Christmas morning and of myself In the process! Who Still On Occasion Wet His gle chunks, but it still slowed us down for a good five seconds before gather around the lettuce and spit My part was simple but com- Bed- tearing Into our sticky loot. on each other. And we couldn't plex: I had to stand, garbed In Finally, the Big Night arrived. sing Christmas carols, either. You cardboard antlers and a red styr- The curtain rose. I always divided my loot Into two piles. The first pile would contain know why? Because WE DIDN'T ofoam nose, along with the other The music played. the fun presents that I had actually asked for like electronic toys n HAVE HEADS! Let alone arms eight pre-pubescent domesticated My bladder burst. stuff. These were kept close at hand so that they could be played with and legs. There we were, a bunch beasts of burden while our music And then, with 200 parental discretely while everyone else opened their gifts. This was also where of limbless, headless stumps, sit- teacher chopped out the classic eyes fixed on me, my styrofoam you'd toss the cheap stuff your siblings bought you, like magnifying ting around the lettuce, spitting yuletlde composition completely nose fell from my freckled face, glasses and Cracker Jacks. „ on each other, but we didn't out of tune. and I proceeded to look, with ab- My biggest problem was over- solutely no help from anyone mind, and I do believe I'm out of The other pile would be a huge stack of clothes, stacked very nea- coming my own physical short- else, like a complete weenie. liquor..." tly, along with the religious book each of us would annually receive I caught my detached orb, and So. now that I'm nearly an full- and never read. Afterwards, I would go back to my room, throw the tried to keep It In place so as to fledged adult, I've book on the Bible stack, and put the clothes on my bed where they maintain what little dignity I had come to the fol- would remain undisturbed until my sister Theresa would bounce In left, but It was too late. wanting to try them on and I would say yes and not see them again 1 was officially a nerd. until It was too warm to wear sweaters anyways. However, ten years later, In the true Christmas spirit of 1 dreams coming true, of hopes be- The rest of us would then spend the rest of our day playing, occa- ing realized, of wishes becoming sionally Interrupted by our father reminding us of the true meaning of reality, Betsy, the sweet little girl Christmas (I think It was the day Christ got married or something), at who I tried so hard to Impress ... which we'd smile and nod and then go right back to the bright shiny new things which we hadn't broken yet. Became my wife. And we've been living happily ever after. Mike Martone Is a very merry columnist for The BG ■« i who Is It's fun to pretend. filling In as Santa's magic reindeer. 8 Frldiv. Dacimbar 13. 1991 TMIMSHXH Toledo Ballet's ■ From Tatk>. page 5. It's merry TACKY GIFTS FOR KIDS compiled the following list of Screaming Kevin Doll. As If items found at the Dollar Tree In 'Nutcracker' Home Alone wasn't beaten to Woodland Mall, each tacky gift mandolin death already. Just press the but- costing merely one dollar. wins kids over ton on Kevin's adorable lllle Plastic Goose wallet. backside and he screams like Army-tank green men's briefs. Linda Blalr. Wonder why. Avail- Plastic mesh Disco Parse. by J.J. Thompson music fun Insider freeloader able at most department stores Great Horned Owl weather for the near silly price of S9.97. Modern Mandolin Quartet vane. Sapersonlcs, Farm Animals The Nutcracker Salt* TACKY STOCKING STUFFERS WlndhamHI I with Real Animal Sound What III Swinging Boobies, The Toy The Insider, we report- boy or girl doesn't dream of own- This decidedly non-traditional Yon Wind Dp with Jolly er/freeloaders find. Is good for ing their own livestock? These Fan."These wind-up. walking quartet (featuring Mike Marshall. many things - like free passes lo little replicas of pigs and Holsteln Dana Rath, Paul Blnkley. John boobies would go great in the productions and concerts such as cows are so realistic that the bank stocking of that lonely relative Imholz) breathes new life Into the recent performance of the Just may foreclose on your child's Tchaikovsky's traditional holiday that never married. At Abbot's Nutcracker ballet at Toledo's rail) was the snow storm in the toybox! According to legend, for only S3.99. classic. The Nutcracker Suite re- Masonic Auditorium. (Some may giant forest. The Snow Queen and little folk know Hill's is where Elmer's White Acryllic Latex vitalizes some of the most In- say It's the only thing The Insider Prince, performed by Anne Marie you can find these little dandys stantly recognizable music of the Tile Groat. "Almost Odorless." Is good for. but for the sake of the Getz and Joseph Woelfel. gave a for only S5.97. season. S2.97 to S3.29. Shop around for editor's sensitive ears, we won't rather poignant performance. the best deal. go Into that). (Note: My closet romantic room- It's refreshing to hear these TACKY GIFTS ON A BUDGET Exclta, Fiesta brand Ribbed However, Insider abuse has Its mate was not impressed. "He familiar melodies plucked out on Due to the current recession (or Condoms. Assorted colors, nat- price, which brings us to what was too Interested In showing strings instead of the usual or- economic plateau, depending on urally lubricated. Add a little I'm attempting - the performance off," she sneered. "He didn't put chestral setting. "March," "Dance your political party of choice), "Exclta" to someone's Christmas. review. her up on a pedestal.") of the Sugar Plum Fairy," "Rus- cash Is hard to come by this An Incredible deal at Rite Aid for And so It goes... The little girls who came out In sian Dance," and "Dance of the Christmas. Therefore, I have Si 0.57 for twelve. Excitement was tense as per- lighted tutus were, as the lady in Mlrlltons" stand out among the formance time drew near. The front of me said, "Aaaadooora- lush layers of sound, calling to ■ From Specials, iw orchestra was lowered Into the ble." mind visions of childlike yuletlde pit, bringing collective oohs and The Kingdom of Sweets offered Joy. "blockhead" antics of the Peanuts could play guitar and talk with aaaahs from the children who beautiful costumes and elaborate gang a bit more palatable. This birds. composed half the audience (a scenes. The four-year-old who sat The album also features selec- program wins my award for best The Year Without a Santa Claus tough act to follow, as far as the next to me, though, would dis- tions such as "Winter" from An- soundtrack, featuring the more (three lumps): Rival sons of little tikes were concerned). agree. She threw her coloring tonio Vivaldi's The Four Seasons popular work of Jazz artist Vlnce Mother Nature, the Heat-miser But - skeptics be damned - the book on the floor and asked her and Mozart's The Magic Flute, Guaraldl. and the Freeze-mlser. sweetened show went on. mom when It would end before which gains a whole new sense TTie Simpsons Christmas spe- the otherwise dull plot of Santa The performance by the Toledo the first part was completed. I of urgent power when placed In a cial (three lumps): A good work- Claus overcoming a head cold. Ballet Company was excellent, think she eventually fell asleep. mandolin context. "Winter's ing class Christmas special for the Just remember to turn down the and the cornucopia of child dan- The finale was breathtaking as Chill," a contemplative piece recession. I place creator Matt volume or go grab an egg nog cers Included made this Christ- the entire cast Joined in on stage. composed by Edgar Meyer. The Groenlng's 1989 cartoon debut In when the cutesy brat sings mas classic oh-so-darned-cute. The 4-year-old actually woke up Nutcracker Suite will add warmth the "best new special" category. "Green Christmas." One of the best scenes (Judging right before the orchestra pit was to any crackling holiday fire. Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Rein- Santa Claus Is Coming to Town by the way the kids sitting next to raised for the conductor - coinci- - Frank Esposlto deer (three lumps): Vocalist Burl (three lumps): This special re- me nearly fell over the balcony dence? Ives' role as the narrating snow- counts Kris Krlngle's saintly be- man highlighted the program. I ginnings to the mighty holiday believe an epic battle between empire of today. Here we find arctic hero Yukon Cornelius and that Saint Nick once led a life of P1EBES by LT. Hor tot the Abominable Snowman would adventure before becoming a have been a great Improvement. Jolly glutton, chasing Mrs. Claus Frosty the Snowman (two when she was a redhead In a size '5ATUR.M N16HT LIVE" VICWFR'S GulDfcT lumps): Any self-respecting 5 and defeating the Winter War- snowman would not yell "Happy lock. K*0\H fo»A- CAST\ "SMi." \i YQUH THe"** A«* C000 + Birthday" after getting melted AH of these specials help alle- SHcrvJ.' IT'I OT»H T" fA04»AMI time after time. Burl Ives was a viate the holiday pain of non- o»(UD r*'H /■AAt-KETCD *"* cooler snowman (although Jimmy alcoholic egg nog, hideous out- wr£K- O* neTWOH* -rttr-CG-TcD Q Durante was stunning as both door decorations, and annoying AMD CASLS STATIONS- CfaciPi«Ai.t.S cartoon narrator and vocalist). He musical Christmas cards. 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