SATURDAY MORNING, SEPT. 22

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM Good Morning America (N) (cc) KATU News This Morning - Sat (cc) Jack Hanna’s Wild Ocean Mysteries Born to Explore Everyday Health Food for Thought Sea Rescue 2/KATU 2 2 Countdown (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) 5:00 CBS This Morning (N) (cc) Doodlebops (cc) Doodlebops (cc) Busytown Mys- Garden Time Fusion North- Liberty’s Kids Bull Riding PBR 15/15 Bucking Boat Racing Lucas Oil Drag Rac- 6/KOIN 6 6 (Cont’d) (TVY) (TVY) teries (TVY) west home. (TVY7) Battle. (Taped) (cc) ing. (Taped) (cc) NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 6:00 NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 7:00 AM (N) (cc) Pajanimals (N) Poppy Cat (N) Justin Time LazyTown Dear Golf Central Live PGA Tour Golf The Tour Champi- 8/KGW 8 8 AM (N) (cc) (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) Diary. (TVY) (N) (cc) onship, Third Round. (N) (cc) Sesame Street Jack needs to Curious George Cat in the Hat Viewers’ Choice Popular programs from public television’s pledge are rebroadcast. 10/KOPB 10 10 grow a beanstalk. (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot Good Day Oregon Saturday (N) Paid Elizabeth’s Great Mystery Hunters Eco Company (cc) Teen Kids News Made in Holly- 12/KPTV 12 12 Big World (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) wood: Teen Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Atmosphere for Paid 22/KPXG 5 5 Miracles Gina D’s Kids Club The Dooley and Dr. Wonder’s Bugtime Adven- Auto B. Good (cc) Mary Rice Hop- God Rocks! (cc) Davey and Goliath Ishine Knect (cc) The Lads TV (cc) Hermie & Friends Adv. Carlos Cat- 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVY) Pals Show Workshop (TVG) tures (TVY) (TVG) kins (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (TVG) (cc) erpillar Paid Paid Cubix: Robots for Rescue Heroes Power Rangers Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal Iron Man: Justice League WWE Saturday Dragon Ball Z Kai Yu-Gi-Oh! Deja Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal 32/KRCW 3 3 Everyone (cc) (TVG) Lost Galaxy (N) (cc) (TVY7) Armored Adv. Unlimited Morning Slam (TVY7) Duel! (TVY7) (cc) (TVY7) Hometime (cc) Ron Hazelton’s Exploration W/ Pets.TV (cc) Jack Hanna’s Into Animal Rescue Animal Rescue Dog Tales (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid 49/KPDX 13 13 (TVG) HouseCalls (N) Jarod Miller (TVG) the Wild (N) (cc) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House Flipping a run- Flip This House Armando puts Hideous Houses The Swamp Sell This House: Extreme San Anto- A&E 52 181 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) down colonial. (cc) (TVPG) Brent in charge. (cc) (TVPG) House. (N) (cc) (TVPG) nio, Texas. (N) (cc) (TVPG) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman The Hell on Wheels Purged Away With The Sons of Katie Elder ★★★ (‘65) John Wayne, Dean Martin. Sons AMC 71 231 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Debt. (TVG) Blood. Durant fights for his life. attend mother’s Texas funeral, avenge slain father. ‘NR’ (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) I Was Bitten Danger can lurk in Hillbilly Handfishin’ Say Hello to Dogs 101 The bond shared by Tanked: Unfiltered Brett takes Tanked Highlights from the first AP 43 130 (TVG) (TVG) one’s backyard. (TV14) My Little Friend. (cc) (TVPG) people and their pets. (cc) (TVG) scuba lessons. (cc) (TVPG) season. (cc) (TVPG) BET Inspiration (TVG) The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac BET 56 270 Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) CNN Newsroom Your Bottom Line CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN 44 100 (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid Comedy Central Presents (N) 9:09 The Original Kings of Comedy ★★ (‘00) Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey. 11:32 First Sun- COM 60 190 (TV14) Director Spike Lee films a comedy concert tour. ‘R’ (cc) (1:55) day ★★ (‘08) Angler West Outdoor GPS Fish Whispering Outdoor GPS Game Day Game Day CSN 37 77 (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid American Guns (cc) (TVPG) American Guns (cc) (TVPG) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) DISC 7 120 (TV14) Little Einsteins Octonauts (cc) Mickey Mouse Doc McStuffins Jake and the Never Land Pirates Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Gravity Falls (cc) Fish Hooks Prin- Jessie (cc) Code 9 Serenity DISN 41 250 (cc) (TVY) (TVY) Clubhouse (TVY) Jake Saves Bucky. (cc) (TVY) (TVG) (TVG) (TVY7) cipal Bea. (TVG) (TVG) Yoga. (TVG) Paid Paid Married to Jonas Married to Jonas Married to Jonas Married to Jonas Carly Rae Jepsen The Soup (TV14) E! News (N) Fashion Police (TV14) E! 70 196 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) College GameDay (N) (Live) (cc) College Football. (N) (Live) ESPN 35 70 English Premier League Soccer SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) College Football. (N) (Live) ESPN2 36 74 Swansea City AFC vs Everton FC. Paid Paid Girls Just Want to Have Fun ★★ (‘85) Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt. Miss Congeniality ★★ (‘00) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. A clumsy FBI agent goes Miss Congenial- FAM 39 199 Dancers compete for a spot on a televised dance program. ‘PG’ under cover at a beauty pageant. ‘PG-13’ (1:51) ity 2 3:00 FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls and Bears Cavuto on Busi- Forbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) The Journal Edi- FOX News Watch FNC 48 118 (Cont’d) (cc) ness (N) (cc) (N) (cc) (cc) torial Report (N) Paid Paid Flay’s Barbecue Sandwich King The Best Thing I Guy’s Big Bite On Mexican Made Paula’s Best Home for Dinner The Pioneer Barefoot Con- Giada at Home FOOD 66 164 Addi. (TVG) Ever Made Point Pork. Easy Dishes (N) Woman (N) tessa Flavors of Fall. Paid Paid How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your College Football FX 53 53 Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TV14) 3:00 PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Second Round. Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live) LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA GOLF 33 304 (Cont’d) Classic, Third Round. (N) (Live) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Beyond the Blackboard (‘11) Emily HALL 18 240 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) VanCamp. (cc) ‘TVPG’ Paid Paid Leave It to Bryan Elbow Room (cc) All American Handyman An obsta- Property Broth- Property Broth- Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Yard Crashers Yard Crashers HGTV 67 165 (N) (TVG) (TVG) cle course. (cc) (TVG) ers (cc) (TVG) ers (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Snipers: One Shot, One Kill (cc) Most Extreme Airports Airfields in unforgiving places. (cc) (TVPG) Death Road One of the world’s Top Gear Restoring dangerous HIST 50 128 (TVPG) most dangerous roads. (TVPG) car’s reputations. (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid New Adv./Old New Adv./Old LIFE 69 140 Christine Christine 5:00 Up W/Chris Hayes (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt Live news coverage. (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC 128 103 (Cont’d) My Super Sweet My Super Sweet My Super Sweet My Super Sweet Teen Mom Catelynn, Tyler and Teen Mom Macy has shocking Teen Mom Season 4 Unseen Awkward. (TV14) 11:35 Awkward. MTV 63 210 16 (cc) 16 (cc) 16 (cc) 16 (cc) Farrah reflect. (cc) (TVPG) news. (Part 2 of 2) (cc) (TVPG) Moments. (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) Bubble Guppies Bubble Guppies Dora the Explorer (cc) (TVY) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePants (cc) SpongeBob SquarePants (cc) Robot and Mon- Robot and Mon- NICK 40 252 (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) SquarePants SquarePants (TVY7) (TVY7) ster (TVY7) ster (TVY7) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid College Football Mississippi at Tulane. (N) (Live) (TVPG) ROOT 34 76 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Xtreme 4x4 (N) Horsepower TV Trucks! (cc) MuscleCar (N) Flip Men (TVPG) 11:32 Flip Men SPIKE 57 54 (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Hot Set Building a movie set for Swarmed ★ (‘05) Michael Shanks, Carol Alt. Deadly wasps threaten SYFY 59 180 an astronaut. a small town. ‘TVPG’ Married. . . With Married. . . With My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl Are We There Total Recall ★★★ (‘90) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. Strange dreams 10:55 Van Helsing ★★ (‘04) Hugh TBS 55 52 Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) Yet? (TVPG) lead an earthling to intergalactic intrigue. ‘R’ (cc) (1:49) Jackman. ‘PG-13’ (cc) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Moving Up All in the Family. Maria Moving Up An emotional walk Moving Up Doug meets three TLC 38 139 wants to move out. (cc) (TVG) down memory lane. (cc) (TVG) women. (cc) (TVG) Law & Order Possession. A woman Law & Order Harm. Divorce attor- Law & Order Divorce. Divorce Perception Light. Pierce’s con- Major Crimes Capt. Raydor makes Rizzoli & Isles Tension mounts TNT 54 51 is found murdered. (TV14) ney suffers assault. (TV14) leads to stabbing. (TVPG) spiracy theory. (cc) (TV14) a bold move. (cc) (TV14) between Jane and Maura. (TV14) Paid Paid When Vacations Attack A harrier jet Mysteries at the Museum (cc) Extreme Roadside Adventures Extreme Waterparks Wild aquatic Extreme Pools The world’s most TRAV 65 170 crashes into the ocean. (TVPG) (TVPG) Weird and wacky pit stops. (TVG) rides. (cc) (TVG) extreme swimming pools. (TVG) Roseanne Life 6:36 Roseanne 7:12 Roseanne A factory boss 7:48 Roseanne 8:24 Roseanne Roseanne (cc) 9:36 Roseanne 10:12 Roseanne Costumed Rosie 10:48 Roseanne 11:24 Roseanne TVLND 64 244 and Stuff. (TVG) (cc) (TVG) makes work unbearable. (TVG) BOO! (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) is mistaken for a guy. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Tu Desayuno Tu Desayuno Paid Paid Pocoyo (SS) The Backyardi- Zigby (SS) (TVY) Maya y Miguel Dora the Explorer Go, Diego, Go! Paid Paid UNI/47 31 16 Alegre: Fin Alegre: Fin (TVG) gans (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) (SS) (TVY) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Royal Pains Sand Legs. Hank has White Collar Peter and Neal attend Covert Affairs Let’s Dance. The USA 58 50 a realization. (TVPG) an FBI conference. (TVPG) CIA tries to obtain proof. (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Top 20 Video Countdown (N) Top 20 Video Countdown (N) 40 Days and 40 Nights ★★ (‘02) VH1 62 217 (TVPG) (TVPG) Josh Hartnett. ‘R’ (1:34) Matlock The Prisoner. Must clear Matlock The Prisoner. Conrad gets Law & Order: Criminal Intent Proud Law & Order: Criminal Intent Wasi- MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. (N Same-day WGN-A 9 9 guard in mock trial. (cc) (TVPG) information on killer. (TVPG) Flesh. (cc) (TV14) chu. (cc) (TV14) Tape) El Espiritu de la 6:45 Supercross: The Movie ★ (‘05) Steve Howey. 8:15 REAL Sports With Bryant Gum- 9:15 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ★★ (‘10) Michael Douglas, Shia LaBeouf. Master Fast Five ★★ (‘11) HBO 551 401 Salsa (‘10) ‘NR’ Motocross racers are sibling rivals. ‘PG-13’ (cc) bel (cc) (TVPG) manipulator Gordon Gekko emerges from prison with a new agenda. ‘PG-13’ (cc) Vin Diesel. Kevin Nealon: 6:25 Life With Mikey ★★ (‘93) Michael J. Fox, Chris- Inside the NFL (cc) (TVPG) Inside NASCAR The Twilight Saga: New Moon ★★ (‘09) Kristen Stewart. Bella finds The Twilight Saga: SHO 576 366 Whelmed tina Vidal. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:31) (TVPG) herself drawn into the world of werewolves. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:10) Eclipse 6:05 Cars 2 ★★ (‘11) Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. Lightning Jumping the Broom ★★ (‘11) Angela Bassett, Paula Patton. A bride Bad Teacher ★★ (‘11) Cameron Diaz. Two teachers 11:35 Starz Stu- STRZ 534 340 McQueen and Mater go overseas for a competition. ‘G’ (cc) (1:47) and groom’s parents clash at the wedding. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) vie for the affections of a rich substitute. ‘R’ dios (TVG) Tom Thumb ★★★ (‘58) Russ Tamblyn. The Brothers 7:45 Mysterious Intruder ★★ (‘46) Richard Dix, Mark of the Gorilla ★★ (‘50) Johnny Weissmuller. It! The Terror From Beyond Space ★ 11:45 Them! ★★★ TCM 501 230 Grimm tale about a boy only 5 1/2 inches tall. Barton MacLane. ‘NR’ (1:01) Jungle Jim uncovers Nazi gold thieves. ‘NR’ (1:08) (‘58) Shawn Smith ‘NR’ (‘54) ‘NR’ SATURDAY AFTERNOON, SEPT. 22

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM College Football College Football. (N) (Live) Paid Cash Cab (cc) College Football Clemson at 2/KATU 2 2 Countdown (N) (TVPG) Florida State. (N) (Live) (cc) College Football College Football Missouri at South Carolina. (N) (Live) (cc) Busytown Mys- Liberty’s Kids Extra (N) (cc) (TVPG) 6/KOIN 6 6 Today (N) (cc) teries (TVY) (TVY7) 11:00 PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Pajanimals (N) The Wiggles Noodle and College Football Michigan at Notre Dame. (N) 8/KGW 8 8 (TVY) Hygiene. (TVY) Doodle (N) (Live) (cc) 8:00 Viewers’ Choice Popular programs from public television’s pledge are rebroadcast. (Cont’d) Viewers’ Choice Popular programs from public television’s pledge 10/KOPB 10 10 are rebroadcast. MLB Player Poll MLB Pregame (cc) MLB Baseball. (N) (Live) (cc) FOX College Sat- College Football Kansas State at Oklahoma. (N) 12/KPTV 12 12 (cc) (TVG) (TVG) urday (N) (Live) (cc) Paid Paid My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl A Bronx Tale ★★★ (‘93) Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri. A youth favors a flashy Down Periscope ★★ (‘96) Kelsey Grammer, Lauren 22/KPXG 5 5 (TV14) (TVPG) mobster over his hard-working dad. ‘R’ (2:02) Holly. ‘PG-13’ (1:32) Paws & Tales (cc) Greatest Heroes & Legends of the Christian World I Flunked Sunday School (‘06) Kevin Dean, Joyce Anastasia. Lloyd Bill & Gloria Gaither: Precious In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley 24/KNMT 20 20 Bible Biblical stories retold. News (cc) Boyd is a personal preacher who tries to help people. ‘NR’ Memories (cc) (cc) (TVG) Career Day (cc) Now Eat This! Animal Atlas (N) On the Spot (N) Bloopers! (N) Bloopers! (N) CW Fall First Look Unsealed: Alien The Contender ★★★ (‘00) Joan Allen, Gary Oldman. A vice presi- 32/KRCW 3 3 (TVG) With Rocco (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (N) (TVPG) Files (N) (TVG) dential nominee refuses to testify about her past. ‘R’ (cc) (2:06) Paid Paid Under Suspicion ★★ (‘00) Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman. A cop Trout TV (TVG) The Joy of Fish- CSI: Miami Bombshell. Horatio Paid Paid 49/KPDX 13 13 grills his prime suspect in a rape and murder case. ‘R’ (1:50) ing has concerns about Julia. (TV14) Flip This House Veronica Saves Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- A&E 52 181 the Day. (cc) (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) 10:00 The Sons of Katie Elder ★★★ Hondo ★★★ (‘53) John Wayne, Geraldine Page. A cavalry scout Rio Bravo ★★★ (‘59) John Wayne, Dean Martin. Sheriff and deputies try to hold rancher’s brother in AMC 71 231 (‘65) John Wayne. (Cont’d) finds a family threatened by an Indian war. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:24) jail. ‘NR’ (cc) (2:21) Tanked: Unfiltered A robotic fish Tanked: Unfiltered Orthodontist’s Tanked Memorable builds from Tanked Nuclear Family. Working Tanked Demanding build for a Tanked: Unfiltered Tattoo parlor AP 43 130 tank. (cc) (TVPG) office; appliance store. (TVPG) the first season. (cc) (TVPG) with family members. (TVPG) Chicago company. (cc) (TVPG) and furniture store tanks. (TVPG) The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac BET 56 270 Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom Sanjay Gupta, CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents (cc) (TVPG) CNN 44 100 (N) MD (N) 11:32 First Sunday ★★ (‘08) Ice Cube, Katt Williams. 1:38 Code Name: The Cleaner ★ (‘07) Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy 3:42 Balls of Fury ★★ (‘07) Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken. A disgraced pingpong COM 60 190 ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) Liu. An amnesiac janitor believes he is a secret agent. ‘PG-13’ (cc) player goes under cover for the FBI. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:30) 11:00 Game Day (Cont’d) Pro Football Dwight Jaynes. . . Emerald Downs Live College Football Southern Utah at CSN 37 77 Weekly (TVG) Posting Up Portland State. (N) (Live) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) DISC 7 120 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Char- Good Luck Char- Austin & Ally (cc) Shake It Up! (cc) A.N.T. Farm (cc) A.N.T. Farm The A.N.T. Farm endu- A.N.T. Farm (cc) Good Luck Char- Austin & Ally (cc) DISN 41 250 Waverly Place Waverly Place lie (cc) lie (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) ANTagonist. rAnts. (TVG) (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians E! 70 196 Parent Trapped. (TV14) Mothers & Daughters. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Cuts Both Ways. (TV14) College Football NASCAR Count- NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (N) (Live) College Football LSU at Auburn. (N) (Live) ESPN 35 70 Scoreboard (N) down (N) (Live) College Football College Football. (N) (Live) College Football College Football 4:45 College Football Vanderbilt at Georgia. (N) ESPN2 36 74 Scoreboard (N) Scoreboard (N) Scoreboard (N) (Live) 11:30 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous ★★ (‘05) Sandra Bull- Raising Helen ★★ (‘04) Kate Hudson, John Corbett. A woman gains custody of her Jumanji ★★ (‘95) Robin Williams. A sinister board FAM 39 199 ock, Regina King. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) late sister’s children. ‘PG-13’ (1:59) game puts its players in mortal jeopardy. ‘PG’ (1:44) Stossel America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) FNC 48 118 Chopped A pink candy surprise; Cupcake Wars The Major League The Great Food Truck Race Creat- Restaurant Stakeout Oakwood Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Iron Chef America Geoffrey FOOD 66 164 chocolate bunny. Soccer Cup Finals. ing a country style picnic. (TVG) Diner in Staten Island, N.Y. and Dives and Dives Zakarian Vs. Shea Gallante. 9:00 College Fox Game Break College Football Fox College Bonus UFC 152: Belfort vs. Jones Prelims FX 53 53 Football (Cont’d) (N) (Live) 11:00 LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA Classic, Third Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central Special Golf Central (N) Morning Drive Big Break Green- PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third GOLF 33 304 (Cont’d) (Live) Weekend brier Round. 11:00 Beyond the Blackboard (‘11) Back to You and Me ★★★ (‘05) Lisa Hartman Black, Dale Midkiff. A Little John ★★ (‘02) Ving Rhames, Gloria Reuben. A child she gave A Smile as Big as the Moon ★★ (‘12) HALL 18 240 (cc) ‘TVPG’ (Cont’d) successful doctor returns home after many years away. (cc) ‘TVPG’ up for adoption re-enters a judge’s life. (cc) ‘TVPG’ John Corbett. (cc) ‘TVPG’ House Crashers House Crashers Love It or List It The Thomsons HGTV Urban Oasis 2012 (cc) (TVG) Candice Tells All Candice Tells All Candice Tells All Candice Tells All Going Yard (cc) Donna Decorates HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) are running out of room. (TVG) (N) (TVG) (N) (TVG) (N) (TVG) (N) (TVG) (TVG) Dallas (N) Top Gear Worst Cars. The guys Top Gear Muscle Cars. Rutledge Top Gear Police Cars. The best Top Gear Small Cars. The guys Top Gear Cult Classics. The guys Top Gear One Tank. The guys HIST 50 128 buy each the worst cars. (TVPG) takes Tanner to Utah. (TVPG) new police car. (cc) (TVPG) test out small cars. (cc) (TVPG) profit on undervalued cars. (TVPG) race on one tank of gas. (TVPG) Bringing Ashley Home (‘11) A.J. Cook, Jennifer Morrison. Libba Phil- Girl, Positive (‘07) Andrea Bowen, Jennie Garth. An HIV-positive The Boy She Met Online (‘10) Alexandra Paul. A teen falls for an ex- LIFE 69 140 lips embarks on a journey to find her missing sister. (cc) ‘TVPG’ teenager finds support from a teacher. (cc) ‘TV14’ convict who returns to his criminal ways. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:35) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC 128 103 12:10 Awkward. 12:45 Awkward After Show 1:20 The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons (TV14) 3:05 Ridiculous- 3:40 Ridiculous- 4:15 Ridiculousness (TVPG) 4:50 Ridiculous- 5:25 Ridiculous- MTV 63 210 (TV14) ness (TVPG) ness (TVPG) ness (TVPG) ness (TVPG) Power Rangers SpongeBob The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- How to Rock (cc) Big Time Rush iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) NICK 40 252 Samurai (TVY7) SquarePants Parents (TVY) Parents (TVY) Parents (TVY) Parents (TVY) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) College Football College Football Northern Arizona at Montana. (N) (Live) Root Sports Col- Big Sky Football Mariners All Mariners Pre- ROOT 34 76 (Cont’d) lege Football Preview ’12 Access game (Live) 12:04 Flip Men 12:36 Flip Men 1:08 Flip Men 1:40 Flip Men 2:12 Flip Men 2:44 Flip Men 3:15 The Transporter 2 ★★ (‘05) Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. A former soldier Crank: High Volt- SPIKE 57 54 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) tries to save a kidnapped boy. ‘PG-13’ (1:28) age ★ (‘09) Infestation ★★★ (‘09) Christopher Marquette, Brooke Nevin. Survi- Growth ★★ (‘10) Mircea Monroe, Christopher Shand. A new strain Arachnoquake (‘12) Tracey Gold, Bug Hall. Earthquakes unleash SYFY 59 180 vors try to fend off a swarm of enormous insects. ‘R’ (1:33) of a parasite threatens humans on an island. ‘NR’ (1:30) gigantic spiders in New Orleans. (cc) ‘TV14’ 10:55 Van Helsing ★★ (‘04) Hugh Jackman, Kate 1:25 The Mummy Returns ★★ (‘01) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Two evil forces pur- Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) TBS 55 52 Beckinsale. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) sue the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:09) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Moving Up New homeowners Dateline: Real Life Mysteries The Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Lost Dateline: Real Life Mysteries A Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Some- Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Some- TLC 38 139 want a colonial retreat. (TVG) Day She Disappeared. (TV14) and Found. (cc) (TV14) woman falls off a cliff. (TV14) thing Wicked. (cc) (TV14) one Was Watching. (TV14) Law & Order Obsession. A talk- The Bucket List ★★ (‘07) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. Dying Meet the Fockers ★★ (‘04) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. Future in-laws clash in Flori- The Replace- TNT 54 51 show host is shot to death. (TV14) men make a list of things to do before they expire. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:37) da. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:55) ments ★★ Man v. Food Chi- Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food Toy Hunter (cc) Toy Hunter (cc) Toy Hunters A rare item to sell at Making Monsters Orders for Making Monsters An alien installa- TRAV 65 170 cago. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Butte. (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) the Comic Con. (cc) (TVG) famous haunted houses. (TVPG) tion; a mask. (cc) (TVPG) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne Aliens. Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) 5:38 Roseanne TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Delicioso (SS) (TVPG) Sabadazo (SS) Salud Es Vida Síntomas y medi- Es el Momento (SS) (TVPG) UNI/47 31 16 das preventivas. (SS) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit USA 58 50 Painless. (cc) (TV14) Assault suspect. (cc) (TV14) Informed. (cc) (TV14) Recall. (cc) (TV14) Florida. (cc) (TV14) Annihilated. (cc) (TV14) 11:00 40 Days and 40 Nights ★★ Behind the Music Train. Train Rehab With Dr. Drew Intake. People Basketball Wives LA (TV14) Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Stevie Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Erica con- VH1 62 217 (‘02) Josh Hartnett. (Cont’d) forms in San Francisco. (TV14) struggle with addiction. (TV14) makes a move. (TV14) fronts Scrappy. (TV14) MLB Baseball 12:45 10th Inning Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent A The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring ★★★ (‘01) Elijah Wood. WGN-A 9 9 (Cont’d) (cc) Wrongful Life. (cc) (TV14) young violinist is killed. (TV14) bridesmaid is found dead. (TV14) Creatures unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. 11:30 Fast Five ★★ (‘11) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and Planet of the Hop ★★ (‘11) Voices of James Marsden, Russell 3:45 Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close ★★★ (‘11) Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock. A boy HBO 551 401 company ramp up the action in Brazil. (Cont’d) Apes Brand. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:35) searches New York for clues related to a mysterious key. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:09) 11:45 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ★★ (‘10) Kristen Stewart. Bella must Star Trek: Nemesis ★★ (‘02) Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes. Capt. The Back-up Plan ★ (‘10) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. A single SHO 576 366 choose between Edward and Jacob. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:04) (Cont’d) Picard faces his Romulan-engineered clone. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:57) woman becomes pregnant, then meets her ideal man. ‘PG-13’ (cc) 11:50 The Other Guys ★★★ (‘10) Will Ferrell, Mark 1:45 Cars 2 ★★ (‘11) Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. Lightning 3:40 The Mask of Zorro ★★★ (‘98) Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins. Zorro’s pro- STRZ 534 340 Wahlberg. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:47) (Cont’d) McQueen and Mater go overseas for a competition. ‘G’ (cc) (1:47) tege crosses swords with a returning tyrant. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:16) 11:45 Them! ★★★ (‘54) James Whitmore, Edmund The Thing From Another World ★★★ (‘51) Margaret The Time Machine ★★★ (‘60) Rod Taylor, Alan Young. A scientist Gilda ★★★ (‘46) Rita Hayworth, TCM 501 230 Gwenn. ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) Sheridan, Kenneth Tobey. ‘NR’ (cc) travels into the future via his invention. ‘G’ (cc) (1:43) Glenn Ford. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:50) SATURDAY EVENING, SEPT. 22

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM 5:00 College Football Clemson at Florida State. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Paid Cash Cab (cc) Cash Cab (cc) ABC Fall Preview Wheel of Fortune KATU News at 11 Recipe.TV (cc) 2/KATU 2 2 (TVPG) (TVPG) Special (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVPG) KOIN Local 6 at 6 CBS Evening Entertainment Tonight (N) (cc) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Split Criminal Minds Ritualistic mur- 48 Hours Mystery Fatal Episode, KOIN Local 6 at 11 11:35 Extra (N) 6/KOIN 6 6 (N) (cc) News (N) (cc) Decisions. (TV14) ders in New Jersey. (TV14) the Producer’s Story. (TV14) (N) (cc) (cc) (TVPG) 4:30 College Football Michigan at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) (cc) Inside Edition Grants Getaways TBA Dateline NBC A woman reveals NewsChannel 8 at 11:29 Saturday 8/KGW 8 8 (Cont’d) Weekend (N) (TVPG) her husband’s secret. (cc) 11 (N) (cc) Night Live (N) 4:00 Viewers’ Choice Popular programs from public television’s pledge are rebroadcast. (Cont’d) 10/KOPB 10 10 4:30 College Football Kansas State at Oklahoma. (N) (Live) (cc) FOX 12 News at 8 O’Clock (N) Leverage The team helps a horse 10 O’Clock News (N) Fringe The team battles the 12/KPTV 12 12 (Cont’d) trainer. (cc) (TVPG) Observers in 2036. (cc) (TV14) 4:30 Down Peri- Fat Albert ★★ (‘04) Kenan Thompson. Live action/animated. The Couples Retreat ★★ (‘09) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman. Four couples endure Psych True Grits. A Southern chef 22/KPXG 5 5 scope (Cont’d) cartoon character becomes real and helps a lonely teen. ‘PG’ therapy sessions at a tropical resort. ‘PG-13’ (1:54) hires Shawn and Gus. (TVPG) Hour of Power (cc) (TVG) Billy Graham Classic Crusades Love’s Unending Legacy ★★★ (‘07) Erin Cottrell, Love’s Unfolding Dream ★ (‘07) Erin Cottrell, Dale Live at Oak Tree Virtual Memory 24/KNMT 20 20 Dale Midkiff. ‘TVPG’ Midkiff. ‘TVPG’ 4:00 The Contender ★★★ (‘00) How I Met Your How I Met Your Bones Matching wits with a Bones A brilliant surgeon is News Channel 8 Unsealed: Con- Unsealed: Alien 30 Rock Cooter. 32/KRCW 3 3 Joan Allen. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TVPG) serial killer. (cc) (TV14) found dead. (cc) (TV14) on NW32TV (N) spiracy Files (N) Files (TVG) (cc) (TV14) Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- The Big Bang The Big Bang FOX 12’s 8 O’Clock News on PDX-TV Leverage The team helps a horse Cops Washington Cops (cc) (TV14) Criminal Minds A killer who 49/KPDX 13 13 ment (cc) ment (cc) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TVPG) (N) trainer. (cc) (TVPG) State. (TV14) strikes before Halloween. (TV14) Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) 11:01 Parking 11:31 Parking Wars A&E 52 181 nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) (TVPG) Into the West Dreams and Schemes. A heinous act. (Part 3 of 6) Shanghai Noon ★★★ (‘00) Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson. Premiere. A robber and a Chi- Robin Hood: Men in Tights ★★ (‘93) Cary Elwes, AMC 71 231 (cc) (TV14) nese Imperial Guardsman rescue a princess. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) Richard Lewis. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:42) Tanked Linebacker Bart Scott Tanked: Unfiltered Kiss-inspired Tanked Building a tank for comic Tanked Unusual tank-building Tanked Love Is an Illusion. Neil Tanked Unusual tank-building AP 43 130 wants a koi pond. (cc) (TVPG) tank for minigolf course. (TVPG) Tracy Morgan. (cc) (TVPG) experiences. (N) (TVPG) Patrick Harris. (TVPG) experiences. (TVPG) Roll Bounce ★★ (‘05) Bow Wow, Chi McBride. A roller-skater prepares for a big Hurricane Season (‘09) Forest Whitaker, Taraji P. Henson. Displaced students form a Key & Peele Key & Peele BET 56 270 showdown. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:47) basketball team. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:44) (TV14) (TV14) Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents (cc) (TVPG) Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents (cc) (TVPG) CNN 44 100 5:48 Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins ★★ (‘08) Martin Lawrence. A 7:56 Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Katt Williams: It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin’ 10:04 Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker The comic per- Katt Williams: COM 60 190 talk-show star returns to his Southern hometown. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVMA) forms at the Apollo. (cc) (TVMA) Pimp Chronicles 5:00 College Football Southern Utah at Portland State. (N) (Live) Pro Football Cage Fury Fighting Championships XVI College Football Postgame College Football CSN 37 77 (Cont’d) Weekly (TVG) Postgame I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) DISC 7 120 (TV14) Austin & Ally (cc) Shake It Up! (cc) Shake It Up! Apply Shake It Up! Good Luck Char- A.N.T. Farm (cc) Gravity Falls (cc) My Babysitter’s a Gravity Falls (cc) Jessie (cc) Code 9 Serenity Austin & Ally (cc) DISN 41 250 (TVG) (TVG) It Up. (TVG) (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) (TVY7) Vampire (TVY7) (TVG) Yoga. (TVG) (TVG) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Married to Jonas Married to Jonas She’s Out of My League ★★ (‘10) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. An average Keeping Up With the Kardashians The Soup (TV14) Chelsea Lately E! 70 196 Baby, Baby, Baby. (TVPG) Joe lands a gorgeous girlfriend. ‘R’ (1:46) Baby, Baby, Baby. (TV14) 4:00 College Football LSU at College Football College Football Arizona at Oregon. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) College Football ESPN 35 70 Auburn. (N) (Live) (Cont’d) Scoreboard (N) Final (N) (cc) 4:45 College Football Vanderbilt at Georgia. (N) 7:45 SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) College Football Final (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight ESPN2 36 74 (Live) (Cont’d) (cc) (N) (cc) 4:30 Jumanji ★★ (‘95) Robin Wil- Ratatouille ★★★ (‘07) Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm. Animated. A French rat Ratatouille ★★★ (‘07) Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm. Animated. A French rat FAM 39 199 liams, Bonnie Hunt. ‘PG’ (Cont’d) enjoys good food and longs to become a chef. ‘G’ (1:51) enjoys good food and longs to become a chef. ‘G’ (1:51) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Stossel The Journal Edi- FOX News Watch Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel Red Eye FNC 48 118 torial Report Restaurant: Impossible Traveling Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Iron Chef America Geoffrey FOOD 66 164 to Mich. to save Paliani’s. and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives Zakarian Vs. Shea Gallante. 5:00 UFC 152: Belfort vs. Jones The Proposal ★★ (‘09) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. A woman pretends to be engaged to evade Two and a Half Two and a Half Wilfred Secrets. Totally Biased- FX 53 53 Prelims (N) (Live) (Cont’d) deportation. ‘PG-13’ (1:48) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) (TVMA) Kamau Bell 4:30 PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. (Cont’d) Golf Central (N) LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA Classic, Third Round. GOLF 33 304 (Live) 5:00 A Smile as Big as the Moon Beyond the Blackboard (‘11) Emily VanCamp, Treat Williams. Teacher The Ron Clark Story ★★ (‘06) Matthew Perry, Ernie Hudson. A New The Ron Clark Story ★★ (‘06) Mat- HALL 18 240 ★★ (‘12) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (Cont’d) Stacey Bess inspires homeless students. (cc) ‘TVPG’ York teacher has a lasting impact on his students. (cc) ‘TVPG’ thew Perry. (cc) ‘TVPG’ House Hunters House Hunters Home by Novogratz Dina’s Party (N) Love It or List It Opinionated art Love It or List It Accommodating House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) International (N) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) collectors. (cc) (TVG) an ever-changing family. (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) International Top Gear The guys help a Califor- Pawn Stars (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) 10:31 Pawn Stars 11:02 Pawn Stars 11:32 Pawn Stars HIST 50 128 nia farmer. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Sexting in Suburbia (‘12) Liz Vassey, Jenn Proske. A woman investi- Last Hours in Suburbia (‘12) Kelcie Stranahan, Maiara Walsh. Pre- Walking the Halls (‘12) Jamie Luner, Al Sapienza. High-school stu- LIFE 69 140 gates the suicide of her daughter. ‘PG-13’ (cc) miere. A girl returns from the grave to help a friend. ‘NR’ (cc) dents moonlight as escorts for wealthy men. (cc) ‘TV14’ MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC 128 103 Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons (TV14) Bad Boys II ★★ (‘03) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Premiere. Two MTV 63 210 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami. ‘R’ (2:26) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny The Friends (cc) 11:33 Friends (cc) NICK 40 252 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) Pen Pal. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. (N) (Live) Mariners Post- College Football Colorado at Washington State. (N Same-day Tape) ROOT 34 76 game (Live) 5:30 Crank: High Voltage ★ (‘09) Jason Statham, 7:45 Walking Tall ★★ (‘04) The Rock, Johnny Knoxville. A sheriff and a deputy try to From Paris With Love ★★ (‘10) John Travolta. Premiere. A low-rank- SPIKE 57 54 Amy Smart. ‘R’ (Cont’d) rid their town of thugs. ‘PG-13’ (1:26) ing agent joins forces with a dynamic operative. ‘R’ (1:32) Starship Troopers ★★★ (‘97) Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. Young troops battle a vicious army of Camel Spiders (‘11) Brian Krause, C. Thomas Howell. Premiere. U.S. Ice Spiders ★ (‘07) Patrick Mul- SYFY 59 180 gigantic insects. ‘R’ (cc) (2:09) soldiers battle large, mutated spiders. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:17) doon. (cc) ‘TV14’ The King of The King of Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld The The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Franklin & Bash Karp works with Spider-Man ★★★ (‘02) Tobey TBS 55 52 Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (TVPG) Couch. (TVPG) Theory (TV14) Theory (TV14) Theory (TV14) Theory (TV14) Pindar on a case. (cc) (TV14) Maguire. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:01) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Burn- Dateline: Real Life Mysteries A Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Poi- Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Poi- TLC 38 139 ing Suspicion. (cc) (TV14) young mother disappears. (TV14) soning two people. (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) soning two people. (cc) (TV14) 5:30 The Replacements ★★ (‘00) Keanu Reeves. Misfit substitutes The Longest Yard ★★ (‘05) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. Prisoners train for a football The Longest Yard ★★ (‘05) Adam Sandler. Prison- TNT 54 51 take the field during a football strike. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) game against the guards. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:53) ers train for a football game against the guards. Making Monsters The Transworld Making Monsters Stage props for Ghost Adventures Ancient Ram Ghost Adventures The crew returns Ghost Adventures: Trans Allegheny Ghost Adventures The scariest TRAV 65 170 Tradeshow. (cc) (TVG) Alice Cooper. (cc) (TVPG) Inn in England. (cc) (TV14) to Virginia City, Nev. (TVPG) Lunatic Asylum (TVPG) lock-downs. (cc) (TVPG) 5:38 Roseanne 6:16 Roseanne 6:54 Roseanne 7:27 Roseanne The Cosby Show The Cosby Show Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves The King of TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (Cont’d) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (TVPG) Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- La Familia P. Luche (SS) (TV14) Sábado Gigante (N) (SS) (TVPG) Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 Comediantes sion: Fin de Comediantes sion: Fin de Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit USA 58 50 Swing. (cc) (TV14) Alternate. (cc) (TV14) Paternity. (cc) (TV14) Abused housewife. (TV14) Ballerina. (cc) (TV14) Painless. (cc) (TV14) Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Erica Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Reunion. Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Reunion. T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- Basketball Wives LA (TV14) VH1 62 217 makes a decision. (TV14) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14) Catching up with the cast. (TV14) ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle 4:00 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring WGN News at Monk Computer mogul is shot. Monk Mr. Monk and the Other Bloopers! (cc) New Adv./Old New Adv./Old Cheers (cc) WGN-A 9 9 ★★★ (‘01) Elijah Wood. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) Nine (N) (cc) (cc) (TVPG) Woman. Monk’s fidelity. (TVPG) (TVPG) Christine Christine (TVPG) The Dilemma ★★ (‘11) Vince Vaughn, Kevin James. A man sees his A Thousand Words ★ (‘12) Eddie Murphy, Kerry 9:45 George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s The Fight Game 11:15 Boardwalk Empire Nucky HBO 551 401 best friend’s wife out with another guy. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:51) Washington. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:31) You (cc) (TVMA) With Jim makes a resolution. (cc) (TVMA) Chasing Amy ★★★ (‘97) Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams. A male The Twilight Saga: New Moon ★★ (‘09) Kristen Stewart. Bella finds 10:15 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ★★ (‘10) Kristen Stewart. Bella must SHO 576 366 artist pursues romance with a confirmed lesbian. ‘R’ (cc) (1:51) herself drawn into the world of werewolves. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:10) choose between Edward and Jacob. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:04) Boss Backflash. Tensions rise at Jumping the Broom ★★ (‘11) Angela Bassett, Paula Patton. A bride Underworld: Awakening ★★ (‘12) Kate Beckinsale, The Other Guys ★★★ (‘10) Will Ferrell, Mark Wahl- STRZ 534 340 the housing project. (TVMA) and groom’s parents clash at the wedding. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) Stephen Rea. Premiere. ‘R’ (cc) (1:29) berg. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:47) 5:00 Gilda ★★★ (‘46) Rita Hay- Any Number Can Play ★★ (‘49) Clark Gable, Alexis Smith. Casino owner Johnny O’Clock ★★★ (‘47) Dick Powell. A debonair 10:45 Where It’s At ★★ (‘69) David Janssen, Rob- TCM 501 230 worth. ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) at odds with wife bets all against lucky oilman. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:52) gambler is involved on both sides of the law. ert Drivas. ‘R’ (1:44) SATURDAY LATE NIGHT, SEPT. 22

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM Recipe.TV (cc) Paid Paid Paid Paid Today’s Hom- This Old House Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 2/KATU 2 2 (TVPG) eowner (cc) (TVG) 11:35 Extra (N) 12:35 Paid 1:35 Paid 2:05 Paid 2:35 Paid 3:05 Paid 3:35 Open House Wall Street Jour- Paid Paid Paid 6/KOIN 6 6 (TVPG) (Cont’d) (N) (cc) nal Rpt. 11:29 Saturday Night Live (N) (cc) 1:02 Private Practice Addison 2:02 1st Look 2:32 Open House 3:02 Open House Laura McKenzie’s Paid Paid Today (N) (cc) 8/KGW 8 8 (TV14) (Cont’d) heads to Los Angeles. (TV14) NYC NYC Traveler Viewers’ Choice Popular programs from public television’s pledge are rebroadcast. The Victory Gar- P. Allen Smith’s 10/KOPB 10 10 den (TVG) Garden Home 30 Seconds to Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TVPG) A Home of Our Own ★★ (‘93) Kathy Bates, Edward Furlong. A poor The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez ★★ (‘83) Edward James Olmos. Texas Paid 12/KPTV 12 12 Fame (TVPG) widow and her family buy a run-down house in Idaho. ‘PG’ (1:42) Rangers chase Mexican-American cowhand. ‘PG’ (1:44) Psych Shawn, Gus and Henry re- Psych Pilot. Police hire a psychic Psych Spelling Bee. The death of Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner 22/KPXG 5 5 open a case. (cc) (TVPG) detective. (cc) (TVPG) the Spellmaster. (cc) (TVPG) Christian Celeb- The Stranger Hal Lindsey (cc) Gospel America Billy Graham Classic Crusades Live From Holy Bible Prophecy Bill Purvis Minis- The Word in the Ron Phillips Touching Lives 24/KNMT 20 20 rity Showcase (TVG) Land Revealed (cc) tries (TVG) World (TVG) 30 Rock Do- Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 32/KRCW 3 3 Over. (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) CSI: Miami A crane crashes into a Cops (cc) (TV14) Cops (cc) (TV14) Paid It’s Always Sunny Comedy.TV (cc) (TVPG) The Closer Layover. Brenda reveals Paid Paid 49/KPDX 13 13 Miami high rise. (cc) (TV14) in Phila. her career intentions. (TV14) 12:01 Storage 12:31 Storage 1:01 Parking Wars 1:31 Parking Wars 2:01 Parking 2:31 Parking Wars 3:02 Parking 3:32 Parking 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid A&E 52 181 Wars (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) 10:30 Robin Hood: Men in Tights ★★ The Princess Bride ★★★ (‘87) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. A stableboy Robin Hood: Men in Tights ★★ (‘93) Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis. Forest archer and pals The Three Stoog- AMC 71 231 (‘93) Premiere. (cc) (Cont’d) in disguise sets out to rescue his beloved. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:38) thwart Sheriff of Rottingham. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:42) es (TVPG) Tanked Love Is an Illusion. Neil Tanked Building a tank for comic Tanked: Unfiltered Kiss-inspired Lost Tapes Big- Lost Tapes Freak Encounters Freak Encounters Weird, True & Weird, True & AP 43 130 Patrick Harris. (TVPG) Tracy Morgan. (cc) (TVPG) tank for minigolf course. (TVPG) foot. (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Freaky (TVPG) Freaky (TV14) Key & Peele Key & Peele The Cookout 2 (cc) (2:00) Black Panther: Black Panther: Paid BET Inspiration (TVG) BET 56 270 (TV14) (TV14) Animated Animated Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Piers Morgan Tonight Weekend Early Start (N) CNN Newsroom Sanjay Gupta, CNN Newsroom (N) CNN 44 100 (N) MD (N) Katt Williams: 12:44 Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain The comic dis- 1:48 Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell ‘Em I Said It Eddie 3:24 Katt Williams: The Pimp 4:28 The Half Paid Paid COM 60 190 Pimp Chronicles cusses his life. (cc) (TV14) shares his thoughts. (cc) (TVMA) Chronicles Pt. 1 (cc) (TVMA) Hour (TV14) College Football Pro Football Weekly (TVG) College Football Postgame Heads-Up Poker (TVPG) Paid Paid Outdoor GPS CSN 37 77 Postgame Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) Outlaw Empires (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid DISC 7 120 Austin & Ally (cc) A.N.T. Farm (cc) A.N.T. Farm The A.N.T. Farm endu- A.N.T. Farm (cc) Dadnapped ★★★ (‘09) Emily Osment, David Hen- The Suite Life on The Suite Life on Fish Hooks (cc) Phineas and Ferb DISN 41 250 (TVG) (TVG) ANTagonist. rAnts. (TVG) (TVG) rie. (cc) ‘TVG’ Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Fashion Police (TV14) She’s Out of My League ★★ (‘10) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. An average The Soup (TV14) Chelsea Lately Paid Paid Paid Paid E! 70 196 Joe lands a gorgeous girlfriend. ‘R’ (1:46) (TV14) College Football NFL Matchup (N) College Football LSU at Auburn. College Football Final (cc) NFL Matchup (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 Final (cc) (cc) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals, Quali- NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (N Same-day College Football Vanderbilt at Georgia. NFL Matchup (N) ESPN2 36 74 fying. (N Same-day Tape) (cc) Tape) (cc) The Mask ★★★ (‘94) Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz. An ancient mask Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid FAM 39 199 animates a drab bank clerk. ‘PG-13’ (1:41) Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel FOX and Friends Sunday (N) FNC 48 118 Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Iron Chef America Geoffrey Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Paid Paid Paid Paid FOOD 66 164 and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives Zakarian Vs. Shea Gallante. and Dives and Dives Louie Late Wilfred Secrets. Totally Biased- Archer Training Archer Mole The League The League Archer Mole Two and a Half Two and a Half Paid Paid FX 53 53 Show. (TVMA) (TVMA) Kamau Bell Day. (TVMA) Hunt. (TVMA) (TVMA) Hunt. Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Golf Central PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. GOLF 33 304 11:00 The Ron Clark Story ★★ (‘06) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Frasier (cc) Frasier Flour Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) HALL 18 240 (cc) ‘TVPG’ (Cont’d) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) Child. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Love It or List It Accommodating House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Love It or List It Opinionated art Paid Paid Paid Paid HGTV 67 165 an ever-changing family. (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) International collectors. (cc) (TVG) 12:01 Pawn Stars 12:31 Pawn Stars 1:01 Pawn Stars 1:31 Pawn Stars 2:01 Pawn Stars 2:32 Pawn Stars 3:03 Pawn Stars 3:33 Pawn Stars 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid HIST 50 128 (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) 12:01 Last Hours in Suburbia (‘12) Kelcie Stranahan, Maiara Walsh. A 2:01 Walking the Halls (‘12) Jamie Luner, Al Sapienza. High-school 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid LIFE 69 140 girl returns from the grave to help a friend. ‘NR’ (cc) students moonlight as escorts for wealthy men. (cc) ‘TV14’ MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Hardball Weekend Your Business Up W/Chris Hayes (N) MSNBC 128 103 Bad Boys II ★★ Bad Boys II ★★ (‘03) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Two detectives battle a drug Yo Momma Yo Momma (cc) Yo Momma Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness MTV 63 210 (‘03) ‘R’ kingpin in Miami. ‘R’ (2:26) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) 12:06 Friends 12:39 Friends 1:12 George Lopez 1:45 George Lopez George and 2:18 George 2:51 George 3:24 My Wife and 3:57 My Wife and 4:28 Yes, Dear 4:59 Yes, Dear Family Matters NICK 40 252 (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) Angie hire a maid. (cc) (TVPG) Lopez (TVPG) Lopez (TVPG) Kids (cc) Kids (cc) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) College Football MLS Soccer San Jose Earthquakes at Seattle Sounders FC. (N MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. Clay Target ROOT 34 76 Same-day Tape) Shootout From Paris With 12:21 Crank: High Voltage ★ (‘09) Jason Statham, Amy Smart. Chev 2:29 Repo Games 2:59 Repo Games Repo Games Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE 57 54 Love ★★ (‘10) Chelios seeks revenge for his stolen heart. ‘R’ (1:37) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) 11:00 Ice Spiders ★ (‘07) Patrick Arachnoquake (‘12) Tracey Gold, Bug Hall. Earthquakes unleash Locusts: The 8th Plague (‘05) Dan Cortese, Julie Benz. Flesh-eating Hot Set Building a movie set for SYFY 59 180 Muldoon. (cc) ‘TV14’ (Cont’d) gigantic spiders in New Orleans. (cc) ‘TV14’ locusts escape from a research lab. (cc) ‘TV14’ an astronaut. 11:00 Spider-Man ★★★ (‘02) Tobey Maguire, Willem Van Helsing ★★ (‘04) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. A monster-hunter battles Married. . . With Married. . . With Married. . . With Married. . . With TBS 55 52 Dafoe. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) creatures in Transylvania. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:12) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries The Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (cc) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries A Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TLC 38 139 Ballad of Mike and Dalia. (TV14) (TV14) young mother disappears. (TV14) 10:30 The Longest Yard ★★ (‘05) The Replacements ★★ (‘00) Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman. Misfit substitutes take TNT Network Law & Order Skin Deep. Call-girl Law & Order Stone tries to prove TNT 54 51 Adam Sandler. (Cont’d) the field during a football strike. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:58) Preview (cc) service founder dies. (TVPG) stalker’s sanity. (TV14) Ghost Adventures The crew returns Ghost Adventures: Trans Allegheny Ghost Adventures The scariest Ghost Adventures Ancient Ram Paid Paid Paid Paid TRAV 65 170 to Virginia City, Nev. (TVPG) Lunatic Asylum (TVPG) lock-downs. (cc) (TVPG) Inn in England. (cc) (TV14) The King of 12:38 The King of Queens Frozen 1:16 The King of 1:54 That ’70s 2:27 Roseanne Roseanne (cc) 3:32 Roseanne 4:05 Roseanne 4:43 Roseanne Becky mulls relo- 5:21 Roseanne TVLND 64 244 Queens (TVPG) Pop. (cc) (TVPG) Queens Show (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) cating with Mark. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Desmadrugados (SS) (TV14) ¿Y Ahora Qué Como Dice el Dicho (SS) (TV14) Clásicos de Sábado Gigante Lo mejor del buen humor y la diversión Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 Hago? (TV14) de “Sábado Gigante”. (TV14) Comediantes sion: Fin de Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit WWE A.M. Raw (N) (cc) (TVPG) Cheers (cc) Cheers (cc) Monk Monk’s friend seems too Paid Paid USA 58 50 Assault suspect. (cc) (TV14) Informed. (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) good to be true. (cc) (TVPG) Basketball Wives LA (TV14) Rehab With Dr. Drew Intake. People Behind the Music Train. Train Behind the Music Adam Lambert. Jump Start (TVPG) VH1 62 217 struggle with addiction. (TV14) forms in San Francisco. (TV14) Adam Lambert. (cc) (TV14) Cheers Rebecca Cheers (cc) D2: The Mighty Ducks ★ (‘94) Emilio Estevez, Kathryn Erbe. The young Tomorrow’s World Paid Paid Amazing Facts Key of David (cc) Beyond Today (N) WGN-A 9 9 Redux. (TVPG) (TVPG) Ducks take part in the Junior Goodwill Games. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:46) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) 12:15 A Thousand Words ★ (‘12) Eddie Murphy, Kerry Washington. A 1:50 Fast Five ★★ (‘11) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. Dom Toretto and 4:05 Paul ★★ (‘11) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. Two British sci-fi nerds HBO 551 401 literary agent’s loquaciousness will be his undoing. ‘PG-13’ (cc) company ramp up the action in Brazil. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:10) help an alien return to his spaceship. ‘R’ (cc) (1:44) 12:15 Weeds It’s Time. (cc) 1:15 Gigolos Grin & Bear It. Nick Chasing Amy ★★★ (‘97) Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams. A male The Back-up Plan ★ (‘10) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. A single SHO 576 366 (TVMA) injures Brace’s back. (TVMA) artist pursues romance with a confirmed lesbian. ‘R’ (cc) (1:51) woman becomes pregnant, then meets her ideal man. ‘PG-13’ (cc) 10:30 The Other 12:20 Boss Tensions rise at the 1:20 The Jackal ★★ (‘97) Bruce Willis, Richard Gere. An imprisoned 3:25 Underworld: Awakening ★★ (‘12) Kate Beckin- 4:55 Jumping the Broom ★★ (‘11) STRZ 534 340 Guys (Cont’d) housing project. (TVMA) Irishman accepts an offer to nab an assassin. ‘R’ (cc) (2:04) sale. Humans wage war on vampires and lycans. Angela Bassett. ‘PG-13’ (cc) 10:45 Where It’s 12:45 The Shanghai Gesture ★★ (‘41) Gene Tierney, Walter Huston. A Elvis Mitchell Andy Hardy’s Double Life ★★ (‘42) Lewis Stone, Mickey Rooney. Boys Town ★★★ (‘38) Spencer TCM 501 230 At ★★ (Cont’d) man discovers his daughter in an Oriental gambling den. ‘NR’ (cc) Andy proposes to his girlfriend and her swimmer friend. ‘NR’ (cc) Tracy. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:36)