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THE OTHER PRESS Student Newspaper of Douglas College PUBLISHED SINCE 1976 Room 1020 - 700 Douglas College Royal Avenue, New Westminster, BC V3L 5B2 TELEPHONE: 604.525.3542 EDITOR IN CHIEF Liam Britten [email protected] ASSISTANT EDITOR NEWS Chloe Bach An update on the devastation in Haiti, and what [email protected] Douglas College is doing to help. BUSINESS MANAGER & -Tanya Colledge, Pg. 04 ADVERTISING Angela Szczur [email protected] NEWS EDITOR ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Kristina Mameli [email protected] Conan O'Brien leaves NBC: so does good taste. - Jay Schreiber, Pg. 08 STAFF REPORTER Tanya Colledge [email protected] FASHION EDITOR FASHION Stephanie Trembath [email protected] Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Heidi Montag. -Stephanie Trembath, Pg. 10 SPORTS EDITOR Garth Mclennan [email protected] ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR FEATURE Jay Schreiber [email protected] GWAR!!!!!!!! - Kristina Mameli, Pg. 12-13 OPINIONS EDITOR Trevor Dore [email protected] HUMOUR EDITOR OPINIONS Liam Britten [email protected] Why school is cool and other nerdy opinions. - Trevore Dare, Pg. 15 GRAPHICS Timothy Arndt graph ics@theotherpress. ca SPORTS . LAYOUT Brian Yoo Who should headline UFC in Vancouver? [email protected] - Garth Mclennan, Pg. 18 ILLUSTRATOR Ellen Lee [email protected] PHOTOGRAPHER Maria Asselin-Roy WHO WEARE [email protected] The Other Press has been Douglas College's student newspaper registration, and from local and national advertising revenue. The WEBSITE EDITOR/I.T. since 1976. Since 1978 we have been an autonomous publication, Other Press is a member of the Canadian University Press (CUP), a Angela Szczur independent of the student union. We are a registered society under the syndicate of student newspapers that includes papers from all across [email protected] Society Act of British Columbia, governed by an eight-person board of Canada. directors appointed by and from our staff. Our head office is located in The Other Press reserves the right to choose what we will publish, and DISTRIBUTION MANAGER the New Westminster campus. we will not publish material that is hateful, obscene, or condones or Garth Mclennan The Other Press is published weekly during the fall and winter promotes illegal activities. Submissions may be edited for clarity and semesters, and monthly during the summer. We receive our funding brevity if necessary. All images used are copyright to their respective from a student levy collected through tutition fees every semester at owners. 2 VERY EASY SUDOKU SIIIIIHII-22 What's all this then?· - 8 3 7 - 6 - I I 9 7 but this moniker fits well enough) gave us his brilliant theory: we were a crew of vandals 5 t7 8 1 4 9 that had been operating in the neighbourhood, damaging school property and breaking into 9 1 8 5 Liam Britten cars, and these three drunks with bats were --1- editor in chief merely brave homeowners who were defending 7 6 5 9 8 he first day I ever called the police was their property. 5 7 4 3 the same day I became a serial vandal. Open and shut case, Detective Dumbass! T Apparently. It took nearly an hour of talking, but we 6 1 3 2 5 4 There I was,l9 years old, making my usual finally got the cop to reconsider his ingenious Friday night journey from the pub to my house scenario. He assured us he'd have more 4 6 after last call. I decided to cut through a nearby questions, but as far as I know, none of us were schoolyard and shave a few minutes off my trip, ever contacted for a furthering grilling. I 5 4 1 7 when lo and behold, I met a pair of my friends I know what a lot of you dearest readers are from high school whom I hadn't seen in a long thinking; it was just one jerk, a one-time thing, time. I came over to say "hi," and we all got but most officers are fine public servants that caught up reminiscing and generally shooting the deserve our trust. But really, why should anyone shit, having a jolly laugh and all that. think that's true? Take the case of Yao Wei Wu, Until three guys with baseball bats ran a Vancouver man who was severely beaten by up on us, swearing and yelling and generally two VPD officers who were responding to a looking to beat our skulls in. Just another night domestic disturbance call at his house-rather, Douglas College teachers' "leftisf' in Port Coquitlam. views encourage critical thinking. at his neighbour's house; the idiot officers went Instinctively, we ran. We ran about a to the completely wrong address, and beat a man hundred metres out of the park and then we hit senseless in error. Oops! he following is a response to Garth McLennan's article about our a road, then we split up; I don't know why we You might think that they were just two wicked lefty college ["We need a more centred view," Issue #45 split up, I figured even at the time that staying in "bad apples" who aren't representative of TVol. 35, January 6, 2010]. a group would have been the safest thing to do. our police forces as a whole. But then again, Thank you, Garth, for your article bemoaning the "left-leaning" Regardless, one friend and I ran up the road, the I suppose the officers who killed Robert slant you feel you are exposed to at Douglas College. other guy went down the road. Dziekanski were just bad apples. And I suppose In regards to the media, have you heard of Canwest Global? They I guess our assailants, whom none of us the officers who killed Frank Paul were just own and control almost every single major and community newspaper recognized, were feeling really brave that night bad apples; so were the officers who beat petty in this province and the country. They own and control many of our TV because they all chased the lone guy who went criminals in Stanley Park and I guess every stations, and even some of our radio stations. They are Canada's largest down the street. The other guy and I got away, single complicit officer who tried to cover these media company and most certainly have a monopoly. A critical thinker and managed to run to his house. We were clear. wrongdoings up were just isolated bad apples. might consider that a bad thing when it comes to getting an objective The guy who split off knew to come meet Am I the only one who wonders if there's a perspective on things that "make the news." Canwest Global is also us at the house; he was staying there that night, single good apple left? widely considered a "right-leaning" media company. In my mind, we so where else would he go? We waited for a few Until police officers have to answer for have more than enough of that one perspective. Thank goodness that the minutes and he didn't show. Understandably, we their misdeeds in a real, open, honest way, teachers at Douglas College work hard to give students some balance; were worried. So, I called the police. there's no reason for anyone to trust them. Why you might even say that they encourage us to think critically! That is They came, alright. A pair of cruisers should we? After all, any one of us could end up something that is very important and vital for keeping an open mind. rolled up with lights flashing and we pointed like me, a victim of crime who gets harassed for Virtually every higher learning institution does the same and I am very them towards where we last saw our friend. being in the wrong place at the wrong time. grateful for that. They were off to the races, and before long, Actually, come to think of it, if harassment When it comes to global warming and the fact that our federal our friend returned on his own accord and the is all you get from the police, consider yourself government refuses to deal with it-well, it's your future too that Harper three hooligans were wearing handcuffs in the lucky. is flushing down the toilet-enough said. backseat. As for unions being too militant, have you had a job where you Before we could even thank the officers Your friend in high fidelity, were paid a decent, liveable wage? lf so I bet you didn't complain when who arrested the attackers, we got hit with a Liam Britten you cashed your paycheque and it was likely a union fighting for your barrage of accusing questions, because it seems Editor in chief rights that got you that decent wage and those benefits. Maybe trying to we were the ones breaking the law here. The Other Press survive on minimum wage is good enough for you but it isn't easy to Detective Dumbass (I forget his real name, feed a family, put a roof over their heads and get around on transit on such a shameful amount of money. As for your comment regarding InSite, addictions and poverty are Anyone can get~ Submissions will be edited for clarity NEWS SUBMISSIONS [email protected] never really that simple. Look at the U.S. war on drugs compared to en in the Other Pn!stiJust email andstyte. how the Europeans approach society's drug problems. Research it; you -· your story to the appropriate section The Other Press will pay $50 to SPORTS SUBMISSIONS might just be very surprised at which one is actually effective.