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By Larry Clow These cutbacks include a hiring The Beacon freeze for faculty and staff and a reduction in courses with low Students will face further tuition enrollment. increases and fewer course offerings "We won't increase enrollment in as William Paterson University highly enrolled classes," Speert responds to the $4.9 million state said. "However, we won't be able to higher education budget cut. offer courses at a five or six-student Tuition will increase, renovation enrollment." and repair projects will be put on . Fewer courses may mean that Former senator lectures on future of American safety hold and course offerings will be some students will have to remain By Liz Fowler • ' reduced as the university compen- an extra semester to complete and Student Activities actions? What is in the best inter- The Beacon sates for the budget cuts, said requirements, Speert said. Programming Board. After a brief est of the long time security of the Arnold Speert, university president. Smaller renovation and repair introduction from WPU President country? We are in eminent dan- However, plans for a new residence projects will also face cuts. Actor and former senator Fred Speert and Robert Lehman, Junior ger. It's almost certain that this hall and an expanded student center "What will be put on hold are a Thompson spent Valentine's Day Vice President and Director of country will experience additional will not be put on hold number of repair jobs and renova- . talking about terrorism in the Shea Human Resources of ITT indus- terrorist attacks," he said. "I don't believe we can go tions that are planned for," Speert Center for Performing Arts. tries; Thompson began his lecture, The disarmament of Iraq is a top through this cycle again without • said.; "All you ladies who .were titled "Threats to America Present priority, according to Thompson. increasing tuition fees again," While roof renovations, road- expecting a romantic evening, I'm and Future-Terrorism and North Korea poses a greater threat Speert said. work, and other minor repair pro- sorry, but I'm glad you are spend- Beyond." than Iraq, he said, an3 though it WbW*-he doesn't know the mag- jects will be on hold, larger pro- t ingiftwith'rne," lie said to the "Where we are today; is We are may seern outdated, disarming Iraq nitude of the increase, he said that a jects, such as the expansion of the audience. going to war. It's clearly going to fits in our policy for the future and tuition increase would not make up student center and the creation of a Thompson, a former lawyer and happen," he said. dealing with North Korea. for the budget cuts. new residence hall, are moving for- Tennessee senator, spoke at Shea Thompson pointed out that "What does all this say about "It would be impossible for us to ward as planned. as part of the university's America should examine the con- our future policy? We can not be pass on the cut totally in the tuition Distinguished Lecturerer Series, - sequences of its actions.. policeman to the world," he said. fee... we have to cut back," Speert Continued on page 4 sponsored by the WPU foudation, "The real issues are basically said. Student Government Assocation what are the consequences of our Continued on page 4 F r e e z i n g f o r c h a r 11 y WPU Professor Barry Morganstern director of Catholic Campus Ministry, with a Eva's Soup Kitchen," Morganstern said. "'I wears shorts all winter to support proposal to raise money for Eva's Kitchen. The don't even know if Eva know anything about Eva's Kitchen chilly professor promised to wear shorts every this...." weekday during school hours until June 13. Morganstern said that although some people By Rasheda Towns Since then, Morganstern has been taking have labeled him as "crazy", most students are The Beacon pledges from WPU students and staff; so far, supporting him during the frigid fundraiser. He Morganstern has raised about $1,000 from 150 said that many students check daily to see if Barry Morganstern might be the coldest per- donators. Morganstern said that some students he's keeping his promise. son at William Paterson donate as little as five cents a day, but it all adds "1 invite anyone who wants to get involved to The communication department professor has up. pledge for the rest of the semester," he said. "I pledged to wear shorts every day until June 13 "Last year we donated $ 1,000... to Eva's am keeping my shorts on!" as part of a fundraiser for Eva's Kitchen in Kitchen, collected through the year," Scurti The public is invited to pledge by sending Paterson. said. contributions to: Barry Morganstern c/o "I wanted to do something fun and challeng- The money raised by Morganstern will be Catholic Campus Ministry, 219 Pompton Road ing to get people's attention," he said presented to Eva's Kitchen on June 13, recog- Haledon, NJ 07508. For more information on Morganstern has been clad in shorts since nized by the church as the Feast of St. Anthony. Catholic Campus Ministry, call (973) 720-3524. "This is straight from the heart to support Barry Morganstern braves the cold as Fr. Lou September, when he approached Fr. Lou Scurti, Scurti and friend look on.

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"Jake's Women" Hunziker Black Box Theatre "Jake's Women" x2371 Hunziker Black Box Theatre Mass 6 p.m. SGA Executive Meeting X2371 Prince of Peace Chapel SC326 8 p.m. African American Heritage Night 5 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 4 p.m. Prince of Peace Chapel "Jake's Women" Spotlight Series Campus Calendar submissions are taken Mass Hunziker Black Box Theatre on a space-available basis: Starbucks first come, first printed. Prince of Peace Chapel X2371 6 p.m. 10:45 a.m./7:30 p.m. 8 p.m. Submissions for calendar due fridays by noon for following Monday's publication. Come up and check out The Fax:973-720-2093 Beacon in the Student Center, Email: [email protected] room 310

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By Steve BeGennaro inside the left wing and possibly the wheel compartment The Seaeoa daring j& fiery descent, investigators said last Thursday, in its first signtStant determination, the accident investi- gation board announced that heat damage from A missing tile would not be sufficient to cause the unusual tempera- in London airport arrest ture Hjcteases detected inside Columbia minutes b&fore it Police arrested a 37 year-old Venezuelan roan with a disintegrated. Sensors noticed an unusual heat increase of live grenade in his luggage after he arrived in Gatwkfc aboui 30 degrees inside the wheel well before the- acci- Airport \M. dent the board Instead determined those increases were The suspect was arrested Mowing a search of Ms lug- caused by the presence inside Columbia of plasma, or gage after he arrived aboard a British Airways flight superheated air with temperatures of roughly 2,000 from Sogata, Columbia. degrees, ft said investigators were studying where a "The item has been examined by explosives oncers, breach might h«v« occurred to allow plasma to seep and it appears to be a live greaade," Scotland Yard said inside the wheel compartment or elsewhere in in a statement Columbia's left wing- The matt was taken into custody under Britain's The hoard did not specify whether such a breach coald . Terrorism Act and transferred to Metropolitan Police be the result of a structural tear in Columbia's aluminum anti-terrorist detectives fof questioning, The Metropolitan frame or a hole from debris striking the spacecraft. The : Police will be leading the investigation. board also did not indicate when the breach occurred Boycott threat . The developments came hours after Home Secretary flict and that AAA spokesman Geoff Sundstrora said nothing has publicly threatened a boycott of Pepsi conceded to the it would be directed at the leadership, not the society," he occurred in the market to warrant the increase, and sug- Pepsi if they continued to use the increased pressure on Thursday said. Iraq has an effective bureaucracy* rich oil resources gested oil companies are looking ahead to what could raunchy rapper as a spokesman. by agreeing to donate at least $1 and a developed middle class, Powell said, happen to crude oil prices if the United States invades Pepsi replaced Ludacriswith the million a year for three years to This will probably be irrelevant after Iraq. " » Osbourne family in the soda The Ludacris Foundation and the tomoao\v(Friday) The organization urged the industry to show restraint giant's 2003 Super Bowl ads. HHSAN. Pepsi will not be offer- ^apan v?#rn$ North Kom of pre-emptive military and said it "stand* ready to support government action Siijnmons, Def Jam co- ing an apology to Ludacris, nor action against companies that unfairly profit from any future founder, accused Pepsi of impos- will they air the commercials that Japan has warned it would launch a pre-emptive mili- national emergency." ing ajracist double standard in featured him. Simmons has called ' tary action against North Korqsa if it had hard evidence replacing Ludacris with the off the boycott. Pyongyang was piaanmg a missile attack. Du

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By Rasheda Towns shirt, poster, and CD, The Beacon Simone Johnson educated the audience with a speech on "Musical prophet" Bob Marley was Rastafarianism, while Rodrick Samuel jy;,"*' hi t: honored at the Caribbean Students and Orane "Cheerio" Williams talked Association's (CARIBSA) annual Bob about Marley's influence on other Marley Luncheon on Thursday, Feb. artists. 12. In memory of the legendary reg- "A musical prophet in the time and gae musician, members offered up beyond, he paved the way for mil- food, raffles and lectures. lions. A star was born on February 6, ittfkc ofur Information on the history of Bob 1945, the reggae king, and in a class Marley was presented by April Davil- of his own, Robert Nesta Marley may Virhuez, Jasime Sawh and Natasha live through all of us," said Jenny Wilson. Raffle drawing was conduct- Sawh. ed by Jael Delva, Danielle Mayel and Jamaican group Exodus Supreme Gwendolyn Sabio. There were three provided music during the event. prizes being raffled: a Bob Marlety t- 4 the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 C- *•* *<•;

Orchestra Presents Concert The Beacon Buzz Honoring "Spirit of America"

Compiled by Alison Clapp and LizFolwer , The Orchestra at William cessfully premiered the piece in "Can you name the University president and SGA president?** Paterson University will present a November 2000 with Fort as diverse selection of American soloist. The title, which means "a music during the concert, "Spirit of little window...a corridor of light," Amy Moors-Freshman, psychology/bio-psychology major America," on Saturday, February is dedicated to Fort's grandfather, School President "I have no Idea, isn't it some girl in her 5tb year?" 22. The concert, which will be held who died shortly before she began SGA President- "I know the Freshmen class President..! used to know who at 8 p.m. in the Shea Center for work on the piece. it was. It's a black female, right1?" Performing Arts, include music Wallace will join The Orchestra from a wide range of genres, and the William Paterson Jazz including classical, jazz and gospel. Ensemble as vocalist for her own Featured performers include: arrangement of the jazz standard pianist Anat Fort, vocalist Shunda "The.-More I See You." Wallace- Wallaceand special guests; the who has arranged and composed Eric Colondres -Junior, sociology major William- Paterson Jazz Ensemble., works for small ensembles, big and the William Paterson Gospel band and jazz orchestra- has per- School President- "Arnold Speerff Choir. formed with such notable musicians SGA President- "No clue" The concert is dedicated to John as Buster .Williams, Don Braden, Lewis, composer, legendary jazz Jimmy Heath and Kenny Warner. pianist and founder,of the Modern She is a graduate of William Jazz Quartet. In the spirit of many Paterson, with a bachelor and mas- Liz Kosack-Freshraan, child studies major of his compositions, which com- ter degree in music. .. . School President- "Speert." bined classical forms and jazz The William Paterson Jazz improvisation, the concert will Ensemble will also join The SGA President- "I couldn't tell you." explore how an orchestra partici- Orchestra for an arrangement of pates in the presentation of musical music by Duke Ellington written by forms that are unique to America. Richard DeRosa, a William Two of Lewis's symphonic works, Paterson assistant professor of "Tales of the Willow Tree" and music. . K«n Sturniolo—sophomore, communication major "Fanfare (Salute to Basie),"will be The William Paterson Gospel "I knew (both) last year for a class, but I completely forgot" featured on the program. Choir, under the direction of Fort, who received a Bachelor of Michael Butler, will join The Music in jazz studies and perfor- Orchestra for Richard Smallwood's mance from the University in 1996, "Procession of the Levites/Anthem will give a solo performance of her of Praise." Rounding out the pro- original composition "Tzohar," a gram is Aaron Copland's American Ryan Myers—Junior, political science/history major work for string orchestra and piano classic, "Fanfare for the Common School President-"Arnold Speert" improvisation. The work was com- Man." SGA President- "Isn't it Don Tybalt?" missioned by the Chamber Tickets are $25 standard, $20 for Orchestra Ramat-Gan, which suc- seniors (age 60 and older). For "Jake's Women" on stage in Black Box

"Jake's Women," Neil Simon's sis by living out imaginary scenes popular comedy and one of his later with various women from his past works, will be presented at the and present. Flashbacks are interrupt- Hunziker Black Box Theatre at ed by actual encounters, with hilari- William Paterson University in ous and serious results. Contributing Wayne from February 21 through to the confusion are Jake's estranged March 1. William Paterson faculty wife, his girlfriend, his late wife, his Jerry Beal, assistant professor of daughter (at different ages), his sister communication, is director, and and his psychiatrist. Christian Holle, assistant professor Show times for "Jake's Women," of psychology, stars as Jake. are 8 p.m., February 21, 22, 26,27, "Jake's Women" is a comic psy- 28 and March 1; 12:30 p.m., chological look at the complications February 27; and 6 p.m., February in modern relationships. Jake, a nov- 23. Tickets are $10, $6 for senior citi elist who is better at writing about zens. For information, call the Shea life than living it, faces a marital cri- Box Office at 973-720-2371.

University master planning committee sponsors development workshop

William Paterson University Master Plan Consulting Team. invites students, staff and faculty to Topics to be discussed include, but share their ideas for the growth, are not limited to; building locations development and improvement of and renovations, pedestrian and vehi- William Paterson University's facili- cle circulation, parking, landscaping, ties, on Wednesday, February 1.9. department and office locations, from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. and on classrooms and infrastructure. Also, Thursday, February 20 from 9:00 there will be display boards and a.m. to 2:00 p.m. at the John Victor drawings that illustrate the planners' Machuga Student Center. , analysis of the campus. As part of the Master. Plan.Process,; At 2 p.m. Thursday, February 20, there will be an open planning meet- there will be an open public meeting ing in the. Student penter Djning ;• of the Master Plan Advisory Room. Duringithis two-day Committee,, Members of the WPU , 'Charr.eJteV vvhich,isan.open cojisul-, community are invited to attend this tative session, all members of the, meeting and see the 'emerging con- Un.iy.er,sjty,Go, mmui^ty^vilj have the cepts' that the'planners willpreseht to opporjuhity gs|^thefr;^sion atu^, the committee. 7, . express their concerns with the the beacon weekly •february 17, 20035 -y s

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6 the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 This is what you want Ted Rail Commentary by Larry Clow unified in a single cause, forcing AT FIRST GLANCE, 8U»i SSEMSTO HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT Ml-01. The Beacon the state government to listen to their wishes. I'll be honest: I'm trying to pro- Unfortunately, it is hard to MW STILL HOT ON OWNS MIL! voke you. I wrote last week's imagine. It seems as though very rGR£AT<3£N6Hi5« i TH0U6HT A \M commentary "Student government little would unite students, espe- i UNDER A WWM flEWgVWUmes in need of serious overhaul" in the cially at William Paterson. There hopes of creating a serious discus- has been no reaction to the budget KKTT sion about the problems with the cuts, no outcry over the fact that, current student government and during the next year, there will be the possible solutions. I hoped for a reduction in the number of fac- an open, intelligent dialoge and ulty members and course offer- fully expected a deluge of angry ings. Few seem to care that money letters from students and faculty. will be available for a new resi- Instead. 1 received positive feed- dence hall, yet the unversity will back from a handful of professors be unable to hire new employees im nernn igrs DOCTORS OFF Gtt*S A W and advisors. No students both- or offer low-enrollment classes. SOMGtt*SE ASA D Si«S*UWM> ered to write in and members of Twenty-five years ago, there student government did not bother would have been rallies organized to reply. Rather than improving by the SGA, protests outside the situation, problems will remain Hobart Manor. Now, there's noth- simply because the majority of ing but silence. PROTECTING DOCTORS students could care less. This week, the university's ATTACKINSiRgQ] • For the most part, this campus Master Planning Committee will FROM MALPRACTICE. uwsutTS is lazy and complacent, afraid to be sponsoring a "charette," a two- move beyond the stereotypical day workshop where students, college lifestyle of sleeping late staff and faculty will be given the and skipping class. Sure, there are opportunity to offer their opinions Anti-war arguments misguided some students actively trying to and suggestions about the future make a difference, to change growth of WPU. The university is things, but the number is too small extending an invitation to help by emotion, disinformation to be effective. It takes more than determine the course WPU takes By Steve DeGennaro in New York, joining their brethren it won't work this time. How one person to change things. and I guarantee you that the num- from across the globe to protest the much more time do we have to Strength in numbers is the key, but ber of students that show up will The Beacon give the inspectors? One month? William Paterson students are far be in the single digits, unless free coming war. In Damascus, Syria too divided to do anything. food is offered, in which case Almost every week I've had to thousands of Syrians and Two years? They're only searching Palestinians burned U.S. and an area of desert the roughly size Where's the outrage over the attendance might break into dou- debate someone who opposes the of California. Saddam won't try to state's recent higher education ble-digit amounts. coming war with Iraq and almost Israeli flags. About 10,000 people budget cuts? Why aren't students I said last week that the SGA every time, 1 get the sense that waving Iraqi, French and German hide anything. sending Governor McGreevey needs a serious overhaul, but in their reasons for opposing Bush flags and holding Saddam Hussein The liberal menace continues to truckloads of letters demanding reality, the problems in the SGA are based on vague emotional rea- pictures marched through Beirut ignore the facts that Saddam has increased funding for state are symptomatic of the whole sons. Lebanon. been giving the inspectors the schools? Voting is the first step. If campus. Apathy, laziness and Take for instance the statements The protesters shouted "No runaround and has continued to even half the students from all the complacency will kill this campus from the famous geo-political blood for oil!" and said military develop chemical and biological state universities voted together in long before state budget cuts can strategist and expert on American strikes will cause the Iraq people weapons despite U.N. sanctions. a single bloc, the numbers would do the job. Apparently, this is foreign policy, Sheryl Crow, "I much suffering because apparently Compelling evidence by Secretary be more than enough to swing a What You Want. Do something think war is based in greed and they all have been living lavish Powell has fallen on deaf ears not single election. Imagine that—a this week to prove me wrong. there are huge karmic retributions lifestyles under their benevolent only at William Paterson. but also group of thousands of students, that will follow. I think war is elected leader Saddam. If we con- all over the country and the world. never the answer to solving any tain Saddam, he'll go merrily along What kind of smoking gun will problems. The best way to solve on his way because he wants to they need? A mushroom cloud problems is to not have enemies." stay in power. He won't support over Manhattan or Tel Aviv? In the 1930s the Jews in Europe Palestinian suicide bombers. If we Tony Blair said it best in a Letters To The Editor didn't have any enemies and look appease him and.lift the sanctions, speech last Saturday. what happened there. With that he won't continue to create chemi- "This isn't a regime with argument Crow makes Barbara cal and biological weapons. weapons of mass destruction that Streisand look like a Rhodes schol- Saddam won't try to develop a is otherwise benign," Blair said. ar. So now she is in the running for nuclear weapon and hold it over "This is a regime that contravenes Queen of the Asshats along with the heads of his neighborslike the every value, every principle decent North Korean lunatic Kim is the great thespians George people and people in our move-; doing. Clooney, Sean Penn, Richard Gere, ment should believe in." and Susan Sarandon. When are the leftist hippies Just for once I would love to Along with Sarandon, the terror- going to get it through their thick hear a real argument about why we ist solidarity movement was out in skulls? Appeasement and contain- shouldn't go to war. I'll probably full force last Saturday, as thou- ment does not work. It didn't work be waiting a Jong time. sands of leftists took to the streets in 1938, it didn't work in 1998 and

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by Jessica Castellano chocolate is one of the most sought serotonin, a chemical in our brains cals combine to deliver a euphoric feel- The Beacon after foods in the world. that makes us feel ing to the chocolate eater, which would There are many benefits happy. explain why so many people turn to . In the days following Valentine's Day, to chocolate. It is Chocolate chocolate when they are feeling down. I am sure there are boxes of chocolates thought to be a also contains Scientist have found that eating choco- and sweets everywhere around you, and natural anti- theobromone late can even help you live longer, but that is probably because chocolate is a depressant, and that is with moderation of course. symbol of love. But before you remem- because phenylethy- Chocolate is not the healthiest snack ber that New Year's resolution you made lamine, choice, but it does contain vitamins Bl, about giving up chocolate, I have some ' which B2, D, and E. The average chocolate bar good news for you. Researchers are have a contains 250 calories, which means it is now saying that you can have your cake stimulating not bad enough to throw off your New and eat it too. as long as it's chocolate effect. Also, choco- Year's resolution, but will keep you feel- cake of course. The scientific name for late stimulates the secretion ing happy and in love this Valentine's chocolate is theobroma cacao, which chocolate of endophorphines, producing a season. means "food of the gods." and this name contains the over-all sensation of joy, similar to that goes a long way toward explaining why neurotransmitter of a good cardio work out. These chemi- The Gentlemen's Corner

Pat Bennett & Brian "Brain" Morris be a small foot rest. Since this room will be you all ready have a unit in the living room Pat: You can't forget about polo. That slightly smaller than most, you must keep in (which is controlled by the wife), you may reminds me, King Louis and 1 are going Good evening everyone and welcome to mind the amount of space you have. want to keep it smaller to conserve space, down to the Meadowlands fox hunting next this week's edition of the Gentlemen's Corner. weekend. And after that we're gonna check >Jow that the horrors of Valentine's Day are Brain: Try to keep a bookcase, whether you Brain: A simple shelf stereo system works out the jousting competition. over, we will be discussing the highly impor- collect great philosophical and historical beautitully.for gentlemen strapped for space. tant Married Gentlemen's Room. works, Tom Clancy, Guns and Ammo, or Anything where a gentleman can enjoy some Brain: Keep mementos of your past accom- Penthouse. They should be kept in good con- fine sonnets is appropriate. I use a rack style plishments, I like to keep beer bottles of my Brain: Every man needs his place to retreat dition, and it also makes you look a whole lot setup with components f have collected over favorite beers. 1 have some of my old skate- from his naggy broad, uh I mean, bride. It more intelligent in front of the outlaws, err, . the years. I think building your setup slowly boards, and pictures of the good old days. My should contain all the important essentials. in-laws when you have a good collection of over the years is much easier on the wallet. favorite is a framed picture of Hulk Hogan, Now think of it like this: you hav^ an equal reading material. circa the early 80's, household - you have your place to watch the Pat: A desk is highly recommended as vveil. game, drink beer, and play cards with your Pat: Yeah, but I wouldn't suggest keeping It's good when you have to do work and all Pat: Ahh yes, awards, degrees, certificates buddies, and she's got her place to knit, watch Penthouse, or any other "Gentlemen's that other crap. Besides paper, pens, a sta- and parking tickets are always great to hang Oprah, play bridge, and yak on the phone. Magazine" laying around for all to see. Just pler, and a humidor should also be located on on the wall. That way, if the wife and kids It's a win-win situation. because it's your room doesn't mean everyone top of it ever ask you what you've done in your life- will stay out of it. That's the first target on time, you can always show them. Ok, Pat: Right, but remember, only if you're lucky your old ball and chain's pom radar detector. Bmin: Wei}, not always on the desk. The Rummy time. will you get an actual room. Most men either humidor should be in a central location. I get the shed, the garage, or a bush in the Brain: Try to. search for crawj spaces or false like mine right next to my chair. Wherever If you ever want to get away from the backyard. Once a gentleman has marked his walls to hide your "Gentlemen's Magazines." you spend the most amount of time, so you screaming kids, barking dogs, and broom" territory, it is then time to begin furnishing it. The mechanical savvy gentlemen could create have that cigar at your finger tips. swinging wives, the Married Gentlemen's a separate hidden "Bat Cave," like pull a book Room is the place to go. No other place, Brain: Your Archie Bunker Chair is key. You out of the bookcase to make the wall move. Pat: I would like a dart board in my room, A besides the shed, garage, or Hardware Store, will become lifemates with your chair. You Like something out of Scooby Doo, By the gentlemanly game like darts with a pint and a provides as much comfort and peace, will share your most intimate thoughts, your way, Velma was hot. few of your buddies is always good. Married men, stand up to your screaming, likes and dislikes, good times and bad and nagging, broom-hurling wives and build even the occasional ass blast. Now that's spe- Pat: Velma!!?? I prefer Daphne, but that's Brain: Most definitely. I wish 1 had the yourself the ultimate Married Gentlemen's cial. just me. Velma was never as hot, space to have a good dart range in my lounge. Room. Hey. it could save your life. If you although...wait a minute, it's a fucking car- Darts is an excellent gentlemanly game, next don't like it, tough shit... Pat; Just like the Gentlemen's Pad, your toon!! Anyway, I agree. Guys have to be to fox hunting, which all gentlemen should room should be centered around your chair. covert with that stuff. Now, the entertainment participate in and electronic darts don't count. This is vital to the comfort and balance of unit should be located across from the chair your sanctuary. In front of the chair should for optimal viewing and listening pleasure. If Horror Stories from the Shoebox: Snowdays by Jen Sinclair that I cannot take a quiz that includes chapter The Beacon see for crap. And I see even less when my Classes were still being held but my room- two if I have no idea what chapter two is glasses are in my pocket so they don't get mate couldn't resolve a problem she had with about. So I called up my professor and precipitated on, and the sidewalks, stairsand As I type this article, I am wearing jeans her meal plan as the staff that would handle arranged to come during office hours to take grass are all the SAME COLOR: snow-slush- that are soaking wet up to my knees because that was out "because of the snow." Oh I see. the notes that I missed. What a lovely idea; goo. They should make that a brand of cray- of the five-feet of snow outside; My glasses. So you can only eat with your meal plan on So at five o'clock I hiked it out there to go on, I swear. So anyway, who can see those are defogging on the keyboard and the snow sunny days. When it's snowing you have to get the notes. I walked (ice skated?) the path paths? Not me. hibernate, exactly. If the snow was bad melting off my jacket is begining to form a from Hillside to Towers, trying not to bust my After figuring out where sidewalk, ground .; enough for staff to be missing and teachers to lake, complete with fish, in the middle of my ass since I didn't want to give the passersby ice-cold, tiled, shoebox floor. and sky separated themselves, I managed to 1 be leaving, truly, my friends, classes should too much amusement, then went through make it to the front door of the Science build- Last Tuesday night I missed a two and a have been canceled. Especially for those Towers, towards the stairs that go down to ing. I'm about to walk in, right past two peo- half hour class for various reasons that are poor souls who live out in the dorms in South Ben Shaun and the Science building. The ple standing outside talking. I'm wondering mostly none of your business. If the curiosity Bumbleville, where the salters and plowers stairs, however, were completely covered why anyone in their right mind would be is killing you though, I'll make something up. never reach. Do you know why there was no • with snow-slush-goo. So I ignored them and standing around chatting in this weather when I missed class because I hadto take my pet one out salting or plowing the sidewalks? I'll went the long way, slipping all the way to the I recognize my professor's voice. I tell her alien to the vet. Whatever. But either way, I tell you why. It's because they were all student center, down the stairs in back of it, why I am here and she says that she's leaving missed the joyous opportunity to take notes home, because it was SNOWING! and to Science. I looked at the paths, or because of the snow. Now, I am not com- on chapter two of said class. Come to find rather didn't look at them at all. If you aren't plaining about her leaving because of the out that this Tuesday night, there will be a a longtime fan of Horror Stories and don't snow; that was a perfectly logical decision. quiz on chapters one through three. Me being already know, your faithful writer here is What I do wonder is: are we the only two the college-educated girl that I am, I realized "visually impaired". That's right folks, I can't sane folks who noticed the giant blizzard?

by Precious Booker people then feel the need to embrace rougher ; lead to violent crime. As a person who has someone puts their whole hand in the form of Thfe Beacon ' -> . , material for their turn-ons just isn't true. grown tip with both, but is yet non-violent a fist into an orifice of their mate's body. Many people simply turn to foot fetish and peace loving, I have to disagree with the In an interview with Los Angeles City Pornography: A Detriment to Society? pornography or porn featuring sex in public, connection between porn and violence. I must Attorney Deborah Sanchez, who is prosecut- but most do not feel the need to act them out. • also disagree that violent pom leads to violent ing the Glasser case, clarified what qualites 1 am going Jo deviate slightly from my Unless someone already thought that vicious 1 : men. No one form of entertainment has that that would warrant charges ; These guidelines normal path. There will not be any "how- or forced sex was acceptable, there is a very kind of influence over people. The only thing were given the acronym "CURBFHP."The ' to's" or "try these" this wee. Instead, I will slim chance that seeing someone else do it I have ever seen with that kind of influence is "C" stands for "children involved." The "U" talk about porn, or more specifically, about will make them find it appealing or some- religion. is for urination or defecation in conjunction the issues surrounding the pornography com- thing they would act out. This same site referenced the piece with sex acts. The "R" is for rape scenes. The munity. Many people believe pornography is One site referenced studies which have "Pornography: Society at Risk", which was "B" is for bestiality. The "F" is fisting or foot a very pleasurable form of entertainment but shown that exposure to pornography leads to published by The Church of Jesus Christ of insertion. The "H" is for homicide or dis- there are some who consider it a danger to the acceptance of the so-called "RAPE Latter-Day Saints in association with The memberment in conjunction with the sex act. our society. There are groups like the Anti- MYTH" which states that women actually Philippines Alliance Against Pornography. And the "P" is for severe infliction of pain. Pornography League who believe that porn enjoy being sexually This site states that gener- Those are the seven general categories that should be banned. assaulted. One study ally the people who pro- are prosecuted. Many highly influential people back these revealed that nearly PORNOGRAPHY duce and purchase While most of these do make sense as groups. Dr. Victor Cline, a clinical psycholo- 60 percent of the pornography are men. It prosecutable things, the "F", the "U", and, gist at the University of Utah, is a nationally men surveyed says that it is produced to even though I hate to say it because to me it regarded as an expert on the influence of showed indications make money and pur- is more repulsive to me than even the "U", pornography on society. According to Dr. that they would rape chased hecause of a self- the "B", are all matters of personal preference Cline, a consumer of pornography often fol- a woman if they ish obsession with sex, a that while no one is hurt and all parties are lows a four-phase pattern. knew they could get desire for instant gratifi- consenting should be left alone. If someone Dr. Cline says "The first is addiction ... away with it. I just cation, and a desire to chooses to watch videos containing these there's a very powerful addicting effect with wonder who the hell manipulate or control things, then so be it. pornography. They get into it and they go they interviewed in women. • During this day and age, people should be back again, and again, and again. The second order to get those I'm not a man but I allowed to choose what they want to watch as thing that happens to them is that after a kinds of results. I have yet to meet or hear long as n one is hurt. This is an age of libera- while, they get desensitized to the material mean, did they just of one who isn't thinking tion, a time when "art" Of any kind should be they see. And what was initially inappropri- walk around a state about getting off when free within reasonable bounds and societal ate, taboo breaking, perverted, disgusting, penitentiary when purchasing porn so that safety. I don't see how most forms of pornog- after a while becomes acceptable. The third doing this survey, or much may be true. None raphy are detrimental to society; therefore it thing is they find a need to escalate... and get some kind of insti- that I know of purchase should be left alone. Banning pornography into rougher, more vicious, meaner kinds of tute for the crimi- porn thinking that it is the and even extreme forms of control are in fact material to get theirturn-ons... and the final nally insane? . perfect way to manipulate an infringement on a person's artistic free- thing that happens is they begin to act out Much of the concern regarding pornogra- and control women and I have yet to see how dom. , these sexual fantasies they've seen, either in phy is that it is now being combined with purchasing porn gratifies those ends. The two sites most directly utilized for this film, or video or in magazines. Because by violence. Many contend that this leads to vio- The purchasing of porn and the contents piece are: now they've been desensitized ...There's no lent crimes against women, and Dr. Cline therein has become so controversial that in mentalhealthlibrary.info/librarv/porn/pornlds/ conscience left. There's nothing right or believes that the effects of viewing porn can February of last year in Los Angeles, where pornldsauthor/links/philippine/pornx.htm and wrong anymore." also negatively influence male-female rela- 70 percent of U.S. pornographic material s www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/por Now, the first two I can agree on. tionships and create a great deal of pain. I produced, attorneys were about to argue the n[. Check them out, look around and form Sometimes after you see too much porn, you have seen an overwhelming amount of rape first obscenity case to go before a jury in that some of your own views about the issue. do become desensitized and accept the more and psuedo-snuff pornography while doing city since 1993. The case was that of the Don't forget to write us at libidolingoffi.hot- taboo forms of pornography a lot easier than research for this piece, admittedly more than I People v. Adam Glasser (AKA Seymore mail.com. you once did. While doing research for this have ever seen before, but using the argument Butts) over a video named "Tampa Tushy column, I have seen so much porn that I am that violent porn leads to violent crime is the Fest, Part 1" which contained "fisting". For rarely shocked by what 1 see. But to say that same as saying that violent music and movies those of you who don't know, fisting is when News? Sports? Features? What's your interest?

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the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 11 Music Industry Veteran Teaches at Senior Vice President of Promotions at Virgin Records, Steven Leeds, mentors music business majors

Joelle Caputa radio. 14 employees work under him; The Beacon four in the rock and alternative market and 10 in the field. Getting a job in the music industry is all "There is no typical day on the job, about connections. When trying get your that's why I like it," Leeds explained. foot in the door, who you know can be more On Mondays and Tuesdays radio sta- important than what you know. William tions decide what new music they are Paterson University music business majors going to add to their play list. are getting a head start, thanks to the new Therefore, he spends those days doing Record Company Operations class taught by "a lot of phone wheeling and dealing." It is a challange to promote 30 Seconds to Mars when the media focuses more on their lead singer than the music Virgin Record's Senior Vice President of Wednesdays consist of long meetings Promotions Steven Leeds. with the rest of the company, during which thing positive; mentoring and giving some- dictions for the future of the industry. Leeds "William Paterson is one of the few thing back. I guess what I'm offering is a feels it may morph into something similar to schools that has a music industry curriculum, way of service that I wish was available to the film industry, where there are many pro- so that's pretty hip," Leeds said. me when I was growing up. Maybe there duction companies under a parent umbrella. He was courted by Music Management been told that are some short cuts and some less painless There may be a menu of services that the Program Director Dr. Stephen Marcone. ways of doing things, that can make life artist can go to. For example, an artist may Leeds holds a Bachelor degree from radio promotion is easier for someone else." be able to design their own cover, but American University and a Master from Leeds recommends that students not know how to get their songs on the radio, Syracuse University. In the past, he has prol)ablyThe~most should decide if this is what they really so they will only use the services that they guest lectured In WPU classes and has taught want to do and what aspect they want to need. at New School in Manhattan. stressful jnh in HIP do. Then, they should focus on that and try The future of the industry may be uncer- While attending college, Leeds held vari- to secure themselves an internship and see tain, but at least Leeds' students have a good ous positions at radio stations. During grad entertainment how they like the actual experience. chance of making connections and getting the school, he became a campus rep for a record He finds his job rewarding, whether job of their dreams. label. "I was working for a disc jockey in 77 he is promoting new or old bands. "Both New York radio and a position opened at business. are very satisfactory, rewarding experi- Atlantic Records. I was lucky enough to be ences-when you're successful." For him, considered, offered the job and hired," he •Steven L^eds the greater satisfaction lies in taking some- recalled. thing new, Since then, Leeds has made his mark in the helping industry. "I'm the kind of guy who always people seems to get involved in start-ups. I was -**>* discover it involved in the Polygram label group when they put things in perspectiv^ e and move for- and one enti- they were restructuring. I helped start Stiff ward marketing plans and strategies. ty becoming 1 Records in the ILS^and MTV BjaziLJ ^ Thursdays and Jyidays he prepares for the huge, com- r ! He continueaVlTvas one or" the first " ""** " beginning of"the week. For ^bout two weeks mercial employees hired when Universal Records a month, he travels to radio stations in other property. markets. Times are "I've been told changing and that radio pro- so is the motion is proba- music indus- bly the most try. "1 think stressful job in the industry the entertain- is in a state ment business. of flux," It's a job that revealed involves self- Leeds. "I starting and self- think the motivation. The world is kind hardest thing is of complicat- that you are your ed right now own judge and and people jury. The worst are looking critic is your for escape. Virgin Records will release the new Blur album in May. self." Music is still ~~"~~~" Working in the a valuable commodity industry is not that is economically Tidbits on Steven Leeds all that it's viable and offers people On "Disc Live": "I think it's an interesting opportunity. I don't cracked up to be, an opportunity o be see how it's gonna work on the surface. It's not a tangible com- according to entertained and get away Leeds. "I think from things that bother modity. It isn't something that the record companies control. I a lot of people them. People feel that don't know if an outside third party is the way. They would Ben Harper's new tunes will hit the airwaves thanks to Steven Leeds. have the impres- it's ok to take music have to get the license from the artist." sion of showbiz _ • from the Internet, copy Bands he believed in but radio didn't: A band from Jersey started. In the beginning, it was called tinsel and glamour and it's a lot of hard, long it, give it to other peo- called Drama Rama, Paul Weller and Wonder Stuff. Rising Tide Records, a boutique label." work and a lot of behind the scenes drudgery, ple, distribute it freely First Concert: The Fugs. His father took him to go see them. Rising Tide became a full-fledged label and which probably isn't as exciting and glitzy as • and deprive those who First Album: Peter. Paul and Mary. changed its name to Universal. Leeds worked it might appear on the surface." make their living from Listening to now: "1 listen to all sorts of stuff; jazz, rock, singer in the promotions department for seven years. Besides working long hours, sacrifices and making music from that songwriters, hip hop, rap. Sunday mornings you'll catch me "I was asked to move into new media. I difficulties with time management that are ability. Theft of service cheating, listening to classic." did it for about six months. I didn't feel part of this line of work, there are a lot of is a real concern. I CDs he'll be promoting: The Exies, Intcrtia. The new Blur comfortable. I'm not an Internet geek. My perks, according to Leeds. There is satisfac- understand the solution in May, and Ben Harper in March relationships and all my background were tion from helping someone (musicians) is not to prosecute and On promoting 30 Seconds to Mars: "I had a conversation with with radio people. I figured I needed to con- achieve their goals, access to free music, lots go after these people, .Tared just last night. He said he wants to make it very clear that tinu,e on that path and Virgin was in the of concerts and at this point, well compensa- but clearly, if everyone he's not the Bacon brothers and he's not Russell Crow. And that process of restructuring and had moved from tion. He also enjoys the loose environment, went to a supermarket his perspective has been he can make movies, but he doesn't LA to NY and were hiring a team of people. not having to wear a suit everyday and being and took whatever they want to. He wants to do this. The drummer in the band is his I was offered the same position I had previ- surrounded by youthful things. wanted without paying, brother, He said 'My brother doesn't have another option, like I ously, as head of promotions." "Because I deal with such a crazy work that would be a real do. Neither do any of the other players in the band. To them, 1 He made the label leap and is currently in environment in the day job, the night time, problem." this is their career. That's what he's committed to.'" charge of the promoting of bands for the when I'm teaching a class, I get to do some- There are many pre- Link: www.virginrecords.com

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the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 13 Qet four TicUts l\ovt ?UA are to Jersey

Robbie LaFalce The Beacon

Preview of Phish show on - 2/24/03 Phish is back! I seriously almost urinated myself when I found out that they'd be touring again and they would be playing IN OUR AREA. It's been a few years since their last tourand I thought I would never have the oppur- tunity to see them. I was unable to obtain tickets for New Years eve at MSG. Thankfully, my buddy Dean purchased tickets for the show at the Meadowlands. They're going to rock our world with their new music. They're supporting their new album which was released this year. Round Room. Apparently, phans are more supportive than ever because so far. every show has sold out. Look for my review of the concert in two weeks. Rock on pholks.

Rufio sflys "thRflK you" to fRns uith ep

Don Angelini The Beacon

As one of the newest members of the Nitro Records family, Rufio returns with three brand-new songs on their self- titled EP. It was done as a "thank you" for the support of Rufio's growing fan base This EP is also an enhanced CD with photos and footage of Rufio on the roftd and their performances of "Why Wait?", "Set It Off", and "Don't Hate Me." There is nothing new in the style of these songs, just the usual slick, fast melodic punk sound you are used to. My only complaint is its length. These songs would have served Rufio bet- ter if they were on a bonus disc packaged with the new album which will be released spring 2003. Regardless, fans will enjoy the new songs while they wait for the new release.

Links: httn://www.rufiomusic.com and http://www.nitrorecords.com

'Hey Funshine Bear! Do you know how ! Writing for the can write for the Insider? BH_ . You look so happy everytime JjJF Insider IS easy! you see your articles in the JjF C A|.unno iA#hn PADCC m Beacon, that it inspires M EveryonW e WHO GAREb mei" A jm~ about music should join the Beacon! Ail you have to do is e-mail Joeile and Jake at insid- ernj @ hotmali.com or stop by the Beacon office (SC 310). Tell them Funshine Bear sent you!

14 the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 AFI "Sings the Sorrow" in New York

Don Angelini were Let It Burn and The Explosion, who impressed me with "Exsanguination", and "Narrative Of Soul Against Soul". The Beacon their own style of straight forward punk rock. They reminded They also played the title track from the "Now The World" me of a slicker, faster Rancid with more yelling in the vocals. limited edition picture disc and two songs from "Sing The AFI with Let It Burn & The Explosion Their sing-along anthems were the perfect complement to get Sorrow": "Girl's Not Grey" and "Celluloid Dream". AFI Irving Plaza, New York City, NY, February 1, 2003 the crowd ready for the untouchable AFI. After entertaining never fails to amaze when they hit the stage and it was great punk and hardcore fans for over a decade, there really isn't a to have them back in the area. Their raw energy and intensity For two consecutive nights. AFI wowed sold-out Irving single to describe their live set. Just the crowd reaction alone still makes them one of the greatest punk acts in the scene. Plaza crowds for the "Death of Seasons Tour". The dates were speaks for itself. Their set list satisfied both new and old fans part of a special set of shows promoting AFI's major label with "Fall Children", "This Secret Ninja", "A Single Second", Links: debut "Sing The Sorrow" on Dreamworks Records (available "God Called In Sick Today", "The Prayer Position", "Total http://www.afireinside.net March 11. 2003). Opening for the East Bay hardcore legends Immortal", "Wester", "The Lost Souls", "Sacrifice Theory", httpy/www.dreamworksrecordsnnm "Days Of The Phoenix", "Strength Through Wounding",

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the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 15 Rap Music and the Media: Perfect Together

was reading an intelligent article on us. So again, beware of what you By Profit , exploitative tendencies in main- read in magazines like these or the stream rap music, but it was buried artists you read, about. They don't on a obscure page away from the always have your interests in mind- /bulk of the articles next to a giant just your wallet. The rap industry of today Is a. advertisement for clothing or some- commercial empirp.We see rap thing. As a result, most urban- But at'the same time, media stars peddling everything from soda based media is particularly one . outside of the musical structure to underarm deodorant, all in sided and directed to project a pop- often paints a negative view of rap search of the all-mighty dollar. The culture, specifically generated for culture. They sight the promotion idea that an artist like Ja Rule or commerce. Any up and coming of thug life in urban media and cul- Jay-Z can shoot up an entire block, artist you may read about in these ture as being overtly materialistic, smoke 40 blunts, and exploit publications will not be any different violent and unrealistic. This nega- women in their music while selling from Jay-z or Nelly or the ideals tive publicity often helps the artist you toothpaste is common today. they represent, because those and the commercial rap establish- Rap music is a billion dollar busi- ideals sett. All of the advertisements, ment. In recent news, Def Jam ness and with that kind of money in these magazines, from clothing recording artist Ludicris was involved comes media attention. and other products to the music dumped from a Pepsi-cola endorse- So, make no doubt about it, the rap articles you read are all feed into a ment contract, replaced with the industry today is big, big business central marketing system. Recoding foul mouthed Osborne family to and the dollar signs involved define corporations influence these maga- peddle the popular soda. This con- the split between what you can call zines to support the artists they troversy has burned hot for a few "Rap Music" or "Hip-Hop Music". employ, and to promote the stereo- months now, originating when politi- The urban media plays a pivotal typical rap lifestyle because it is cal commentator Bill O'Reilly called role in the way rap artists are mar- profitable right now, not because it for a boycott of Pepsi products for keted and what artists get market- nessaceraiiy represents the voice of signing the explicit Ludicris. ed. This media has a self serving, the urban culture. This capitaliza- However, O'Reilly supported the corporate, agenda. This corporate tion is what the "the game" that is ads the foul mouthed Osbornes did interest drives urban media today, motioned so often is all about, why with Pepsil. The comments of deciding weather you will hear the urban media will often ignore artists O'Reilly, who is just a brainwashed same Jay-Z song seven times on that don't feed into this money mak- conservative right wing idiot that the radio today, what artists you will ing system, regardless of talent, really should be ignored, and the see an TV, and what you will read and is ultimately a factor why com- actual fact that Ludicris was in print. mercial rap is so watered down and dropped from Pepsi are irrelevant talentless. The corporate structure here. The simple fact that we are " in rap exists to divert attention from addressing Ludicris being dropped When we read a mainstream artists that don't represent their par- frbmPepsi is the issue. Negative or print publication like Vibe Magazine ticular invention of what rap is, so * not, this media exposure is serving or The Source, urban based litera- their own artists keep selling. Which the interests of both Ludicris's ture that is supposed to serve you is a reason you willnever see an • , Def Jam, and and me, beware that we are read- artist like Mr. Lif, who preaches anti Ludicris himself by giving exposure : ing corporate driven media, struc- mainstream rap and left wing poli- to the personality that is Ludicris, by tured to promote an image that tics grace the cover of Vibe or The introducing himself to an audience ' sells. Inside the pages of maga- Source. I believe this is a pre-medK that might not have been aware of zines like this you will generally find ated effort by corporate' interests to him before, and plus throwing in a . articles about the same group of , roadblock talented artists that want convenient racial issue to fuel the artists and lifestyle. You can expect to gain exposure; an artist like fire. Again, this reiterates the idea to read articles about 50 Cent and . Mr.Lif just doesn't fit the blueprint of mainstream media reinforcing its Jay-Z in all of these publications for that has proven to sell to own commercial interests. Def Jam the next year or for whatever time mass audience. When a talent artist will use this issue to gain exposure they are still profitable. While these does fit the blueprint for commercial for its artist so that it will push a few magazines, (especially The Source) success they are given that backing more units in the future. Rap and sometimes provide political counter- and exposure, i.e. Nas. .Record the media, perfect together. points to mainstream dialogues, companies, mainstream radio, and they are often buried within artist print publications all form a symbi- interviews or given very little otic circle content with just squeez- weight. For example in the ing as much as they can out the February edition of The Source, I urban-thug lifestyle and exploiting

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20 the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 Now V-Day has a deeper meaning than chocolate

Allison Chavanon including eating disorders, female "Spotlight on Afghan Women" to It also will raise funds to provide non. It was the first time I'd heard The Beacon A genital mutilation, body acceptance raise funds for Afghan women resources for these women. of this. When a father beats the and sex. Ensler said she hoped both working for change within their Many female Native American mother, the son joins in. I've never Until a few months ago, when I productions will generate income country. The title of the initiative victims of violence are discouraged heard of this in Islamic culture would hear the word V-day, I would for V-day. referred to the fact that women and from pursuing support and justice before," said Qsman, a Muslim. think of paper hearts and lace, In its first five years, the V-Day girls throughout the world, not just because their of fear of familial V-Day is helping the Association tacky redunderwear, and the curs- movement has raised $14 million, Afghanistan, are affected'by vio- reprisal and shame and the overlap- for the Development and ing of the Hallmark Empire on the with half of that raised last year lence. ping and confusing federal, State Enhancement of Women—the non- evil day that is VALENTINES DAY. alone. This year, more than 1,000 V- This year, the spotlight is on and tribal legal jurisdictions that can governmental organization that Fortunately for the bitter and single, Day benefit events are scheduled Native American and Canadian First hinder investigations and prosecu- hosted Ensler and Osman and others and more importantly, those who worldwide, including productions of Nations women. The U.S. Bureau of tions, V-Day reports. from the movement—in its launch consider women's rights a ground- "The Vagina Monologues" in more Justice statistics indicate that the The other V-Day spotlight this of a shelter for female victims of breaking movement, V-day has a than 370 cities year is on Africa, violence. It would be the first of its brand hew meaning. nationally and the Middle East kind in an Arab country. V-day is the global movement to : abroad to raise and Asia. Ensler While in Cairo, a group of combat violence against Women and money for local recently returned activists Ensler was visited per- girls, launched by Eve Ensler, con- groups. from a visit to suaded her to perform "The Vagina tributor to the Vagina Monologues, In addition, V- Egypt, Jordan, Monologues." , five years ago. The Vagina Day is holding its Israel and One of the men at the perfor- Monologues has been a major own fund-raisers Palestine, accom- mance, described by the Cairo source of funding for the move- in New York City panied by V-Day's Times as looking a;"littlesshell- ment, but recently it has been look- and Los Angeles special representa- shocked" as he' walked/but, said it ing for more personal and corporate and has launched tive to the region, helped him "realize how important donations to replace funds raised by its first public ser- Hibaaq Osman. it is to know about these things and the play. vice advertising Osman works with to respect women, their emotions Recently, the movement has campaign in maga- L THE VIOLENCE STOPS women's groups in and desires." focused on two new areas of vio- zines and on tele- Afghanistan, • "I think, we should shoy this in lence against women, a spotlight on vision. It features celebrities and • average annual rate of rape and sex- Egypt, India, Israel, Jordan, Kenya, • public places and;it shouldtie trans- native American and Canadian First everyday women speaking to the ual assault among American Indian Pakistan and Palestine with a focus lated into Arabic," Ahmad Womexkand a new initiative to end camera about what their world women is 3.5 times higher than all on bride burnings, female genital Ghoneim, 23, said. "Our traditions violence against""women and girl's would look like if there were no other races. mutilation, honor killings, sexual deprive us from talking about these in Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. violence. Led by Native American activist assault, rape and other gender-based important issues." Next year Ensler has plans to Last year's V-Day launched the . Suzanne BlueStar Boy, the V-Day violence that are pervasive in much launch a one woman production of "Afghanistan is Everywhere" initia- Indian Country Project hopes to of the region. According to information from another work called "The Good tive, which focuses on a group of raise awareness of issues facing She said one of her most shock- Now.org Body", based on interviews she's women who are working to end vio- Native American and Native ing discoveries in Egypt was that carried out with girl's around the lence and oppression in their com- Alaskan women in the United States some sons beat their mothers. world about a range of issues munity. V-Day also sponsored the and First Nations women in Canada. "It's a heartbreaking phenome-

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Lauren Talarico William Paterson University voices to survivors of the The Beacon students and professors, as part Bosnian rape policy in "My of the V-Day campaign. , Vagina Was My Village, and Pussy, twat, powder- Bold and honest, the play Mary Tiritilli, who gave a stand v>o box, toadie, eunt, peepee, explores the many facets of the out performance, truly reclaim- cooter, nappy dugout, digni- vagina, including its humor, ing the word cunt. Elias ty, split knish, and coochi power, pain, wisdom, outrage, Zwillenberg, the winner of the snorcher, are a stream of mystery and excitement. Mood Women's Center sponsored expressions swings were rampant as the monologue writing contest, also write for that are shocking and offen- tone from silly and playful, read his own humorous mono- sive and funny at the same with responses to questions logue at the end of the perfor- •time, reminiscent of the bar- like: If your vagina could talk, mance. rage of ethnic slurs in Do the what would it say? If your vagi- All of the proceeds of the Right Thing. With the mood na got dressed, what would it two performances were donated properly set, so begin The wear? Moods ranged from to Strengthen Our Sisters, a bat- Vagina Monologues. upsetting, with stories of rape tered women's shelter in Originally written by and genital mutilation, then to Passaic County. Strengthen Our to Eve Ensler, based on two endearing, with accounts of first Sisters provides many services hundred interviews with menstruations. such as crisis intervention, women from a variety of dif- Among the cast of twelve counseling, a day care center, ferent backgrounds, this pro- powerful women were Graciela and GED classes, along with Mewt.wpw.nj.edw. duction has been performed Gonzalez, reciting a segment on food clothing, and household by many different casts all the horrors of the pelvic exam, needs. Check out over the world. On February Lissette Acosta along with www.strengthenoursisters.org 13, it was performed by Lyesha Hampton giving their for more information.

the beacon weekly • february 17, 2003 21 PIONEERS STEP NASCAR BEEFS UP SECURITY BACK ON TRACK Matt I)eJ*rre and .5,000 feei .ibovc the track. I'hat Allison Mopsick pointer. With a little over a Sports Kditor siniAter than a tew do/en firework-.. grounded the banner-toting planes thai The Beacon minute left in regulation, Insiso !hc track, the place looks like noinially depend on this weekend for senior guard Derick Grant With all that h going on lately, one a niiikusluft military barracks, with tents revenue. The men's basketball team tied things up at 51. After has to begin to wonder "How -safe am 1 strewn about and police patrolling the Of unirse. not evety sjstein is tool- is back on track after defeat- Grant's basket, the Pioneers at sporting e\ems ?"' Indeed. America's area ever} couple ot minutes. Although proof, but poUw unc doing cvrtyUlJng ing both Rutgers-Camden and were able to get two looks at heightened secunty is having an impact Army BJaekhawk helicopters flow over the} e;m to tnakc thiiij^ Mifc Ibj taiih The College of New Jersey the basket, but neither were m i-ven the most carefree of en\ lron- the track icpcatcUiy in the days leading Still, tiaek ollioials were jiiMiantfeing a during over the past week. successful, sending the game ment-i' the luxr- thoiotigh stuiirily After a 62-59 win in into overtime. It was in over- i-willinj;, iun-loving {.weep. November upon their first time that the Pioneers finally home ol liobatK-h- In the grandstands meeting, the Pioneers once prevailed leaving them with cn known .*•* the where about 135.000 again came out on top as they the 59-58 win. Daytona of the tans were set u> defeated the Lions on Junior guard Jeff Pela led International watch the iace. onh Wednesday, February 12 at the Pioneers with 15 points as Speedway. soft-sided coolers big Packer Hall. With one of the Constantine chipped in 12. With the nation enough for about a most exciting wins of the sea- Junior forward Khayri Battle on high alert for six-pack were Son, the Pioneers were taken added 10 points and 7 terrorism this into overtime by the Lions rebounds despite his early allowed. NASCAR finally pulling through with foul trouble while senior for- President's. £>,iy handeil out elear, plas- the winning score of 59-58. ward Keyth Hardy scored 4 weekend, ottkials tic bags to -.tore stni- The Pioneers went on a points and ripped down 10 venii.s. F:in>! weren't scoring spree in the beginning rebounds. international dllowed to uf,e c«irr>- of the second half. After being It was not the prettiest of Spced\tii\ took ing ca.ses. for their down by two at the start of wins, but it was a win. The vMrti precautions to uec stunner-! and the twenty minutes, the Pioneers (17-5) remain tied protect the estimat- binocular Pioneers went up thirteen for second in the conference ed 2UU.00U people ch \ibii.let ci •umj; ii»(- 11>tr?j (APl'itolo'Cifftm SmiiM C.jnies saui the points. But, it was too good to with Montclair, who they will attending the wee. " 1 limit on the size of be true as the Lions respond- face on Wednesday, February Bomb-sniffing dogs chocked moior up to the iace orttcidi"; insisted Uw> coolers was a pioj loi N'ASl'AR to ed while going on a 20-5 run 19 at Montclair State homes, purses, backpack*, and }u\t weie nteidy reheaiMiiji i'or a fl>o\ei as make more money at concession stands in the later of the half. With University. about an> thing you could smuggle a part of prciacc pdjvantry. Track officials said security was the less than three minutes bomb in Hundreds <>f policemen and There n^n't muJi d^c flying over- remaining and the score at 49- number one priority. jellow-shirted «ecunt\ staffer* used head. The hederal Aviation 48 in the Lions favor, the Pioneers took the lead off a mirrfns ijt cheefc,undet cars % i&plo- .dminisuaUon restricted noncoinmer- Brandon Constantine three iti

BCORB3OAR THIS MONTH IN See this space? 9 C6NTRAL PIONEER SPORTS Why aren't you writin] Wed. Feb. 19 Men's Basketball 8 p.m. something for it! Allison Mopsick @ Montclair State The Beacon The Beacon Sports Section is looking for writers, so Wed. Feb. 19 Women's Basketball 6p.m. The Winter sports teams Continued @ Montclair State if you are. interested, come down to the Student Center their seasons over the past week. The Room 310 during common hour on Tuesdays and see men's and women's basketball teams Men's and Women's Swimming what we are all about! Or Just email us at Fri.-Sun, Feb. 21-23 hit the ro&d to play Rtugers-Catndea Metropolitan Swim Championships TBA [email protected] .edu and The College of Hew Jersey. The (Rutgers university, New Brunswick) two teams made the journey down to Rutgers-Caiadett OR Saturday, Sat. Feb. 22 Men's Basketball 3 p.m. February 8, The women's team had a @ Rutgers - Newark bit of troubie getting into the action losing 65«4t The awn's team handed Sat. Feb. 22 Women's Basketball 1 p.m. ' Rutgers-Camden a 66-57 loss aJoitg @ Rutgers - Newark with killing their dreams of a bid in the playoffs. Men's and Women's Indoor Track Sun. Feb. 23 On W&dnesday, February 12, the NJAC Championships 8p.m. Pioneers took a trip to Rutgers- (NY Armory, New York, NY). Camden. The women fell 57-56 while the men pulled the 59-5S win m over- Wed.-Fri Feb. 26-28 Men's Basketball TBA Bttiks * D&rkrmm Suppli time, NJAC Tournament €amtsmMce$mrtex *Rt Bquipmmt Sates & Repai The women's team record l& now Thurs. Feb. 27 even, with a record of 11-H and is &• Women's Basketball TBA 7 in the NJAC. The men's tma holds NJAC Tournament a record of 17-5 while being J1-4 in Men's and Women's Indoor.Track the NJAC, a ranking that ties them Thurs. Feb. 27 New York Road Runs with MojMclair- The tie will be broken 8p.m. (NY Armory, New York, NY) when the two teams face off at Montclair State at 8 pns. Wednesday. 2nd Set Of Prints Fri. Feb. 28 Men'sBasketball February .19. The girls are scheduled "TBA NJAC Championships (Limit 3 Rolls) to start at $ pm, APS or 35mm Film, €41 Sat. Mar. 1 Women's Basaketbail "TBA NJAC Championships

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