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NATION WORLD Sydness decides to run Continued military activity for North Dakota House in the Persian Gulf Defense Secretary Frank Carlucci said North Dakota Republicans closed a state AGE Monday that in the wake of renewed tensions convention Monday believing they may have in the Persian Gulf, the administration would the ticket which can avenge the back-to-back examine possible changes in the size of the drubbings the GOP has taken at the polls. U.S. forces there. One lingering question is The 1,200 delegates locked up the ticket whether or not the U.S. will expand its pro- at noon on Monday when Steve Sydness ac- tection to cover U.S.-owned oil rigs that are cepted the endorsement to run against incum- in operation in the Persian Gulf. One of these bent Democratic Rep. Byron Dorgan. platforms was attacked Monday by Iran. The enthusiasm convention delegates had Iran also launched what is believed to be for Sydness was apparent when over TWO silkworm missiles at three U.S. wai'ships. The $100,000 in cash and pledges was raised in Pentagon has not confirmed that the Chinese- an hour Sunday evening for his campaign. PEOPLE bought silkworm missiles were the kind fired Sydness, a Fargo business consultant, had on the USS Jack Williams. The Williams had said earlier in the convention he wouldn't run to take evasive action when fwe missiles were without a commitment from the party. fired at the ship. None of the first four missiles N.D. House Majority Leader Earl Strinden came close enough to be seen, but the fifth received the endorsement of the convention crossed behind the ship and hit an oil rig. to run for the U.S. Senate against 80-year- old Sen. Quentin Burdick. The U.S. had hit two oil rigs in retaliation for a U.S. ship that was struck by a mine assumed to be laid by Iran. Three other mines University of Minnesota on were found in the area by a French warship its way to improvement and those mines are identical to those cap- Richard Sauer, interim president at the tured on an Iranian ship several months ago. University of Minnesota was evaluated by the Board of Regents. The former vice presient Iraq seems to be winning for agriculture, forestry and home economics the ground war with Iran at the university has been given a good evalua- Iran seems to be on the defensive again in tion by the board for the month he has serv- its ground war with Iraq. Iraq has recaptured ed as interim. a peninsula that they lost two years ago. The "I have a feeling that we've started on the speaker of the Iranian Parliament, Hashemi road toward restoring some trust and con- Rafsanjani said during a broadcast on Tehran fidence in the university," said Sauer. Radio, 'Time is not on our side anymore." "Beyond that, it's too early to talk about any He called on volunteers to "rush to the battle- accomplishments." Dr. Joan Buckley Fred Sternhagen fields as soon as possible." Dr. Joan Buckley, professor of Fred Sternhagen, speech Hundreds of grass fires Jet hijackers disappear blaze in area English, received a National communication and theatre arts Endowment for the Humanities instructor, was one of seven The Kuwaiti jet hijacking ordeal is over, and Dry weather conditions have been the cause award to attend a summer seminar coaches selected to adjudicate the no one is saying where the hijackers are. It of hundreds of grass fires in the.past weefc is speculated that they were given safe passage in Minnesota and North Dakota. Eighty for college teachers at the final round of the National Debate University of Arizona, Tuscon. She Tournament between Dartmouth to either Libya, Lebanon or Iran. The firefighters were called from neighboring passengers were held hostage for three weeks. states Wisconsin and Michigan to help bat- will do research on "The Theory College and Baylor University. Two of the Kuwaiti passengers were murdered' tle the blazes that occurred. Over 200 fires of American Romance." Buckley ( Sternhagen's criticism of the round by the,hijackers. There is some concern by blazed over the past wcekewt. has also recently had her second will be published by the American British and American officials that the hi- The blazes have burned over 10.000 acres. book of Norwegian cartoons Forensics Association in their jackers were granted safe passage after kill- The cooler temperatures this past week have published. publication. ing two passengers and more experience if kept numbers of grass fires down, but the they are to hijack again. dryness still continues. TWA hijacker sentenced Dukakis and Bush leading to 13 years in prison in primaries so far CAMPUS Abbas Hamadi, 29. was sentenced in a Massachusetts governor Michael Dukakis West German court to 13 years in prison. He The Job Shop will be open until compete on both the prosecuting and won the New York primary last Tuesday. With was found guilty of kidnapping, coercion and Friday. May 20, and will reopen Monday, defending sides. the win over Jesse Jackson. Dukakis gained possession at explosives. He wa> convicted of Aug. 22. Faculty members who have job "It s a great learning experience/' said control in the Democratic presidential abducting two West Germans to hold as ran- openings for students during the 1988-89 Erin Delaney, a senior member of the nomination race. Jackson finished second in som to gain the release of his brother, school year are encouraged to call. team. "Whether a person is going into the running and Senator Albert Gore placed Muhammed Ali Hamadi, who is accused of law, or not, you learn a lot of interesting a distant third. hijacking a TWA jetliner. In the next six weeks of the campaign Cliff Brunzell and the Gold things about the trial process and what season, Pennsylvania. Ohio and Indiana Strings will bring the elegance of strolling really goes into a trial." Israelis extend peace talk primaries are next on the trail. violinists to the C-400 Club Founders The students who competed on the Vice President George Bush gained 96 Banquet. The dinner is scheduled for mock trial team were Delaney. A.J. invitation to Soviets delegates and Dukakis gained 152 delegates 7 p.m. Friday. April 22. in Memorial Andersen, Bruce Messelt, Kirk Johnson, Israeli Prime Minister Yitzak Shamir has to close in on their respective party's Auditorium. Show business veteran Sid Brian Melton. Tamara Hedlund, Amy given Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard nominations. Caesar cancelled his scheduled Wasson. Darin Haugen and Steve Walsh. Shevardnadze an invitation to include Israel appearance because of surgery. Following The mock trial team is advised and in his Middle East stops this month. Shamir California housing award presentations, the Right Reverend coached by Dr. Stuart Ringham. has stated he would like to talk to the Soviets Dr. David Preus will be the guest speaker. chairperson of the political science and about formalizing relations between their two development bans cats international relations departments. countries. A planned California housing development The Fargo-Moorhead In other developments in Israel, the Israeli will bar residents from owning house cats in Symphony Orchestra will perform in The Concordia Cobber government expelled eight more Palestinians order to-protect the nearly extinct salt marsh concert the world premiere of "The Concert Band will present a concert at to southern Lebanon on Tuesday. This makes harvest mouse. The city planning commission Schuyler Songs," a new piece by 3 p.m. Sunday. April 24. in the Centrum. the total number of Palestinians expelled from approved the ban which would prohibit the American composer Ned Rorem. Russell Pesola (music) will conduct the Israel 20 since last fall. owning of the cats. The developer of the Concordia will sponsor the live broadcast band. The concert is free and open to the 224-unit housing development negotiated of the concert on the Minnesota Public public. Danes hold election soon with councilman Gary Frugoli and con- Radio network at 8 p.m. Saturday. The structed the rule that would also protect the In the May 10 election in Denmark, voters performance will take place in Memorial also-threatened clapper rail bird. Graduating art students will will be asked to vote on their country's part- Auditorium, and it can be heard live on be showing their work through May 1 in nership in NATO. Their parliament passed a KCCM 91.1 FM. The soloist is soprano the Cyrus M. Running Gallery. Gallery resolution last week demanding that visiting College hit by tornado Phyllis Bryn-Julson. a former Concordia hours are noon to 5 p.m. Monday warships be warned against carrying nuclear A rural Florida community was hit by a tor- music student and daughter of Hilda through Wednesday and Friday and noon weapons. nado Tuesday, April 19. The twister killed Brynjulson. Moorhead. a longtime to 8 p.m. on Thursday. four people and ripped through neighbor- Concordia Dining Service employee. Panama protests actions hoods in Madison, a north Florida town about The Student Senate recognized The Panamanian Foreign Ministry charged 100 miles east of Tallahasse. Much of the Nine students traveled to Dcs the Concordia novice debate team and the North Florida Community College was ruined. the U.S. with violating Panama's sovereignty Moines. Iowa to attend the National Mock varsity team as organization of the week during a fight with U.S. Marines this week. William H. McCoy, the college president, Trial tournament earlier this semester. last week for qualifying for the national estimated between $20 and $25 million The formal protest was sent to the United The case tried at this competition debate tournaments. Nations. damage to the new campus library and involved a murder. Competitors are auditorium. Florida's worst tornado since Foreign Minister Jorge Abadia said U.S. supplied with complete information about The Cobber Classic Fun Run troops shut down a major highway just out- 1966 left a rubble path 12 miles long and a the "characters" who were connected with half mile wide at 4:30'Tuesday afternoon. w I be held at 10 a.m. on study day. side the Panamania capital for three hours the crime, and then are expected to Tuesday. Register at Campus Information. one night after fighting broke out. THE CONCGJRDIAN • April 22, 1988 • Page 3 Senate fails to approve one commissioner

proval when the commissioners are going before senate this time. put before us." * The people who voted against by Debra Morrill Jeff Johnson. SA president, said' me have had time to get to know editor senate interpreted their power dif- me," she said. "That's got to be in ferently than any senate in the past. my favor." The Student Senate voted at their "They (senate) think they can Hagel said she hopes senate meeting Sunday to reject Jodie chose commissioners." said follows whatever decision the Wange as next year's student Johnson. ."They feel they can turn Judicial Council reaches. Bourcy advocate. down commissioners because they said the Judicial Council's decision Senate must approve by two- have someone they feel is more won't change his interpretation of Anderson thirds majority the commissioners qualified. That in my opinion is senate's role. Hoeglund Wall who the Student Association (SA) choosing commissioners. "It's too bad this is the way that president and vice president "Senate has the right to turn senate meets the commissioners." appoint. down anyone appointed, but we he said. "It pits senate against them '*I didn't know what could happen think the only reason they should and creates two sides." at the senate meeting," said Wange. turn down a candidate is because he Senate approved the following "I wasn't prepared. I thought it was or she is incompetent, not because commissioners: administrative a formality because I thought they senate has someone else in mind for assistant-Heather Stromsodt: were judging me on my abilities." the job." academic affairs commissioner-Greg The first vote on Wange was The executive branch of SA has Hjartarson; campus entertainment 4-4-4. Tefri Hagel, senate vice asked the Judicial Council to rule on commissioner-Karen Bergerson; chairperson, called for a revote. with senate's interpretation of their role political affairs commissioner- the revote failing 5-7. in approving commissioners. Jennifer Swenson: religion J. Swenson Bergerson "I had to vote against Jodie Bourcy said he thinks the Judicial commissioners-Pete Nitschke and Wange because of my interpretation Council's interpretation will be the Tammy Swenson; student life of what to do," said Hagef. "I same as the executive branches* commissioner-Karen England; and thought senate should look at the because they were nominated by the judicial council members-Shane choices made by the SA president executive branch. Miller (chief justice). Dan Anderson, and determine if they were the best Johnson said they brought the Christina Hoeglund. Steve Smith qualified for the job. In this case I decision to the Judicial Council so and Stephanie Wall. felt it wasn't true. the same thing won't happen next Johnson and SA vice president "I have since changed my opinion. year. Kent Knutson also appointed Shan- I realized my role wasn't to deter- "Either way that the Judicial non Kezar (returning). Barb Pavicic mine whether or not someone else Council could vote." he said, "it will (returning). Rick Adkins and Kirk was better qualified but whether be good for whoever comes in next Johnson to sit on social respon- Stromsodt Wange England Jodie was qualified." year because it will clarify this issue. sibilities board. Hagel said her actions were not "Several senators agree with the Kirk Johnson turned down his a personal attack against Wange but executive branch that it's not one appointment. "just a misinterpretation" of senate's branch against the other. The Johnson said the only new posi- role. Judicial Council decision will help tion is student life commissioner. Derek Bourcy, a sophomore smooth things over and get us on England will deal with all campus senator said the executive branch is the right track." services and facilities make sure the looking at approvals from senate in The Judicial Council hearing will students' concerns about them are a different way than senate. take place Sunday. heardand acted upon. "If commissioners are going A senate meeting will be held "She will also deal with Internal! before senate, I think there should following the hearing. The SA ex- Council and try to integrate them be some scrutiny," Bourcy said. ecutive branch will bring up Wange more into SA," Johnson said. "We'll T. Swenson Hjartarson "Senate should choose the best again for student advocate. start doing that right away next fall." qualified people, not just give ap- Wange said she feels better about SA president comments Fotirnew "This will be a primary factor because this year will be the first bejgan in February and will carry would like to make Ft a'tri-college by Debra Morrill year three classes will be under- through until next February*. event with MSU and NDSU. The editor aged," he said. "We believe the by Maria Temanson Braun is an accounting and proceeds will go to the United entertainment events on campus news editor : ; organizational communications Way and will be sometime in Student Association president Jeff should be everyone's first choice major from Sauk Rapids, Minn. "October. . . j::;-:;.;^^giS||' Johnson said running for office was instead of an alternative." Four new students have been "The main thing we're looking at Johnson will be a 'senior dou- a great experience because they got Johnson said they plan to write a chosen to lead student organiza- for next year is a compuer." said ble majoring in psychology and to.meet a lot of new people. bi-monthly opinion column in The tions for the-1988-99 school' Braun. "I'll be trying to implement social work.

/; : that. Its main purpose will be for She has volunteered at St. "They brought up a lot of con- Concordian to make SA more visi- year. •• • • •**•••'•''" •: '••- ••- cerns we hadn't heard before," he ble. They also plan to visit the Sherry Schultz, a business financial reasons but it will be used John's in their physical therapy said. "Going to the dorms a couple dormitories during orientation and education and Spanish major for other aspects as well/' department and is a Big Sister of times has given us a good basis work with residence hall staff, hall from Welcome, Minn, has been Braun's job requires the handling and has volunteered through the to start with about student con- councils and societies. chosen to serve as The Cobber of all of The Concordian's billing. United Way. cerns." Knutson said he feels the SA editor. Schultz will be a junior payroll and all of tine financial mat- want to get more students SA vice president Kent Knutson president and vice president should next year and is really anxious to ters concerned with The involved with volunteering," said said it seemed like some of their "be out and about at times other begin her duties as editor. She is Concordian. Johnson. "If they start now while supporters put in more time on their than the elections." currently the design editor for Karen Carlson and Karla Johnson they're in college, it'll continue campaign than they did. "Jeff and I will be visible on cam- The Cobber and was the editor were chosen as the 1988-89 through their whole life. It "During the campaign, a lot of pus." he said, "and since we plan on of her high school's yearbook. Volunteer Services co-directors. benefits yourself and others." people got involved in the election having a wider range of students in- "We're going to try to get more Carlson is a nursing student who Volunteer Service program who had never been involved in SA volved in SA, they will be able to freshman involved next year at transferred this year from Maryland, directors for the next year are as before." he said. "Because of them spread enthusiasm." the New Zoo Review and regis- She will be a senior next year, follows; Nancy Knudson, Sarah there will be some new faces Johnson said they still need assis- tration/' said Schultz. "We want Carlson has worked with the St. Banks arid Kurt Thompson, Big involved in SA this year." tant commissioners and people to to put up more posters and put John's/St. Ansgar's division of VS. Brothers/Big Sisters; Trudi Johnson and Knutson appointed serve on committees. He also said more memos in the Intercom to "As a co-director we organize all Carlson, Ado'pt-A-Crandparent; commissioners last week. According the executive branch is going to get people interested in the Cob- of the sub-groups of Volunteer Ser- Kristen Pate, St. Ansgar/St. to Johnson, their first goal is to put- have a much better relationship with berr vices," said. Carlson. "We've really John's; Sara Davis, Volunteer together an SA team which covers this year's sepate than last year's Michele Braun was chosen to got a good group of people for next Bank; Lisa Christopherson, Villa, a broad spectrum of the students on senate. serve as- The Concordian's year/' ^ ~ Eventide, Elim; Laura Holt, 'campus. Knutson's duties as vice president business manager. Braun's term Volunteer Sevices plans on rein- Students Helping Students; and He also said they will work hard include serving as parliamentarian carnating the dance marathon. They Julie Kresl, assistant director. on getting the things done which for Student Senate. "This is a great chance for the they brought up during their Featured speakers are Stephanie executive branch to have a better campaign. ,Moen, senior class representative relationship with senate/' said Knut- Honors convocation to be held for students "One issue which became bigger fisom Mankato, Minn., and Dr. Joan son. "It will jgive the chair a speak- than we thought it would was the Outstanding students at Concor- Delta Kappa, which recognizes com- Buckley, professor of English. Other ing voice. If you're elected chair, Student Association Assessment dia will be recognized during the bined excellence in academics and speakers are Dr. Paul Dovre, presi- you're supposed to be the most Board proposal," Johnson said. "We honors convocation which begins.at leadership. Also honored will be dent of Concordia, Dr. David Gring, knowledgeable senator, so it's good can promise there will be changes 9:50 a.m., Monday in Memorial students involved in CREDO, an vice president for academic affairs they finally have a voice." throughout the year in SA. Some of Auditorium. academic honors program, and stu- and dean of the college, and the Johnson said the potential for a these will have to come through a The convocation honors juniors dents who participated in the bio- Revs. Carl Lee and Phil Holtan, great year in SA is there. vote of the students." and seniors who are members of the logy honors program. In addition, all campus pastors. Special music will "We.will make it a reality as a Knutson said he feels campus Alpha Society, which recognizes ex- students who have received scholar- be provided by the Cobber Concert team/' he said. entertainment will be a big concern. cellence in scholastics, and Omicron ship awards will be recognized. Band, directed by Russell Pesola. Page 4 • April 22, 1988 • THE CONCORDIAN CIA denies that student ever spied for them

(CPS) — Verne Lyon is not sur- moreover, seem eerily akin to more work as agency "assets." "I became disillusioned almost economy." The CIA hoped to fuel prised by the news that the FBI recent revelations of 1980s campus ' "I don't know how I was chosen," from the day I started in school," Cuban domestic discontent by spied on college groups critical of spying. said Lyon. Lyon added. He attended political ravaging its economy. But the the Reagan administration's Central Much of it came to light in The agents who recruited him, meetings on campus, taking notes Cuban government was wise to him. American policy. January, when the Center for Con- however, knew a lot about Lyon's on what was said and who attended. He was soon arrested. It's old hat to Lyon, who says he stitutional Rights released hundreds personal life. "The first time they of- To ingratiate himself with his sub- The CIA claimed Lyon "sold out' was a campus spook fo'r the govern- of Federal Bureau of Investigation fered me the-job I said no. But the jects he volunteered for various jobs his colleagues after his arrest. "If you ment during the Vietnam War era. (FBI) documents that reveal the FBI second time they made a much bet- the Iowa State anti-war movement can find a hole, climb in it," a col- "On campus, I was their eyes and has monitored groups and in- ter offer." needed done. eague warned. ears as far as Vietnam protests go." dividuals critical of the Reagan ad- They offered him $300 a month And when nobody was around, When Cuba released him, he During his senior year at Iowa ministration's Central American and a draft deferment, as well as a he'd photocopy membership lists. sought asylum in Canada and Peru, State University, Lyon recalls spying policy. job with the agency when he His meeting notes and then where he was kidnapped by the CIA for the Central Intelligence Agency The FBI probe, graduated. membership lists — "everything I and brought back to the U.S. to be (CIA) on groups as diverse as conducted active- "Nobody "That was a lot could get" — were then passed on tried for destroying a bench and win- Students for a Democratic Society ly between 1981 of money then, to the CIA. dow during an anti-war demonstra- and the Young Republicans. and 1985, focus- suspected me (of too much to turn Although the work he did for the tion. He was sentenced to 17 years "Nobody suspected me (of being ed on several being the CIA spy) down. Up until CIA wasn't illegal, it was^ in prison. a CIA spy) except the FBI spook," campus Central then I'd earned "outrageous and immoral," Lyon Lyon was paroled in 1982. Shortly Lyon, a former CIA agent now tour- American groups except the FBI money by tending said of the nationwide campus spy- after he. began to criticize the agen- ing and lecturing on campuses na- at Florida State, spook." bar and mowing ing effort, which ultimately grew to cy publically and joined ARDIS. tionwide, cracked during a recent in- Wichita State, grass. And what 30,000 files on activists until it was, y^RDIS members often speak on teview. "After a while, we even Vanderbilt and the universities of they asked me to do was not terminated in 1973. college campuses "to keep the issue began to alternate attending Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Kan- distasteful. I wasn't sure if the war After graduation, Lyon worked for in front of the American public," meetings, and then share our fin- sas, among others. was immoral. I believed in my coun- the CIA in Mexico, the Caribbean said Lyon. "Eventually, people will dings." "It doesn't surprise me," said try." and in Cuba. He left the agency in demand some sort of change." As it turns out, even the CIA no Lyon. "You can be sure the (CIA) The draft deferment was very at- 1973. "Working for the CIA is like He also returned to Iowa, and longer suspects Lyon of being a spy is doing the same thing." tractive. "I wasn't sure the best way a bad marriage you can't get out of," works with a church group to reset- for the CIA. Lyon contends the CIA and FBI to serve my country was by stopping he said. tle political refugees from Central "Normally we don't confirm or "have never trusted the citizens of a bullet in a rice paddy," said Lyon, In Cuba, Lyon sabotaged America. His work for the CIA in deny employment, but statements by this country. They think dissent is who could have been drafted after machinery, burned crops, "anything Cuba left him feeling guilty. Mr. Lyon are sufficiently but of the subversive." he graduated from Iowa State. we could to disrupt the Cuban ordinary that we want to set the In- 1965, "there was a mood in record straight," said CIA Washington that student protests spokeswoman Sharon Basso. "He against the Vietnam War were not was not employed in any capacity by organized by students, but by the CIA.*1 foreign governments," Lyon The CIA is lying, replied Ralph remembered. Like the 1980s FBI McGehee, yet another former CIA probe, the government thought agent who now publicly criticizes it Vietnam protesters were receiving in lectures, "to avoid giving any funding and directions from outside credibilty to Verne's story. They provocatuers. don't like to admit any of us have According to Lyon, President $400 credibility." Johnson authorized the CIA to McGehee, who with other former gather information about campus agents founded the Association for dissenters, although the agency's Responsible Dissent (ARI)IS) to charter prohibits it from operating speak out against CIA covert ac- in the United States. tions, said his group has checked "The CIA had to be slick" to get out Lyon's story as it does the claims around that prohibition, said Lyon, REWARD of others who've asserted thc\ were and recruited campus spies through former spies. its "good ol' boy network." The AND THE CREDIT YOU DESERVE! ARDIS does it to weed out agency contacted faculty members "paranoids and crazies" and even and students it had worked with in current spies trying to. infiltrate the the past or were known to be sym- group, McGehee added. pathetic to the government's desire Lyon's claims that he spied on his to quell campus dissent, and asked fellow collegians in the 1960s. them to recommend students to

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KORD is currently on week's issue of The Concordian made to the hall council. the AM band but hopes to make the five Livedalen Hall residents "When 1 first saw the article I change in the future. Station charged the Livedalen Hall thought that everything we (hall manager Todd Brekhus said tnis Council with embezzlement. council) have done was in vain," change will benefit Concordia as They called for resignation of the Anderson said. "I wanted to well as the Fargo-Moorhead members responsible, "as well as resign. But then I thought that community. some sort of restitution — my resignation would be for the Brekhus feels the change won't preferably monetary." five that wrote the letter and not happen next year unless a definite "We found out from our floor for the good of the hall of change in programming is im- hall council representative that Livedalen. I think it ruined my plemented. KORD plans to expand they spent $120 on pizza," said reputation here for a while. 1 just the news section of the radio to in- Thomas Meyer, one of the wish they would have confronted crease its quality. They hope to writers of the letter. me. Once people see what the hook up the Associated Press for "They did not exactly pocket actual facts are, there won't be better news information. any problem." the money and run — they ate "We're not just a shoddy little Steve Hanson it!" The letter said. "When 1 confronted them, radio station in the basement of "Being a member of hall coun- they refused to speak with me." Fjelstad." said Brekhus. He feels cil, you receive payment other It was kind of a blow to me. They that KORD has had a poor image setting up in the beanie tent during Brekhus wishes to have a 300 watt than wages, and the payment we were nervous, they didn't have in the past, so his top priority is to orientation and giving away t-shirts transmitter allowing massive received was pizza three times." enough evidence to use the increase the awareness of KORD's and buttons. coverage, but the cost is high. said Kraig Anderson Livedalen strong words — 'embezzelment,' features to the campus. KORD will again hold a video Brekhus said a consultant would hall council president. " said Anderson. The radio station received some dance for the students. This year's cost $1,000 and that only gives The hall council raises its "When there's a conflict, the help from Bart Colemam's SCTA dance was a big success with over KORD "permission" to the Federal money collected from vending opposing party should share their advertising class. The class project 130 attending. Communications Commission machines in-the dorm. This year, concerns with the other party." was to figure out in what ways they Sports director Mark Johnson (FCC). the hall council has purchsed said Jim Meier, director of could help improve KORD's image. feels that switching to FM will create KORD is monitored on a budget new ping-pong and billiard equip- residential life. "They should Brekhus has used some of the ideas, a better link between college from the SCTA department, but ment, replaced vacuum cleaners have the opportunity to talk and KORD has more listeners now organizations and students. Brekhus said they do not allow and sponsored a Superbowl party about what happened. The letter than ever before. Currently, Bogstad and Fjelstad enough money to run an FM station. and a softball tournament. A to the editor was not the most ef- There have been changes in pro- cannot tune in because of a weak Brekhus feels a primary source of VCR was also purchased for the fective way to solve the problem." gramming, such as a rotation carrier current. Only 40 percent of help for KORD could be donations hall. "We just feel that the money schedule for music and live broad- the student population is able to from the C-400 club. At the beginning of the year should have been spent on the casting for sports. listen. Brekhus hopes all the publicity floor meetings, RA's ask for hall as a whole not for themselves KORD will continue working to The switch to FM requires money, will bring more support as they work volunteers to serve on the (hall council)," said Meyer. improve its image. Plans include listener interest and support. to switch from AM to FM. council.

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The dinner is scheduled for 7 new members during the past year. albums and one compact disc, p.m. Friday in Memorial Thirty-five awards will be given establishing a reputation for fine Auditorium. following the banquet. musicianship as well as entertain- Show business veteran Sid Caesar For 25 years the Golden Strings ment with flair. The Golden Strings canceled his scheduled appearance have serenaded more than a million repertoire includes more than 1,000 because of illness. dinner guests with elegant violin pop tunes, classical compositions Founded in 1955. the C-400 Club music. Founded in 1963. the group and jazz numbers. is a volunteer service organization first received national prominence Brunzell. director and lead at Concordia. The purpose of the during their years of performance at violinist, previously served as first violinist with the Minnesota Orchestra. Following award presentations, Chapel Choir chronicle the Right Reverend Dr. David W. Preus will he the guest speaker. sound musically. Cock felt that the Preus presided over the American choir grew together a tremendous Lutheran Church from 1973 to by Deb McGregor amount and they "made it happen." 1987. He currently serves as staff writer "Seeing the concentration and distinguished visiting professor and desire of the group to make it hap- director of the Global Institute at The Concordia College Chapel pen was one of the biggest joys," Luther Northwestern Theological Choir under the direction of Dr. said Cock. Seminary. St. Paul, Minn. He con- Christopher Cock enjoyed a well- The members of the choir com- tinues to serve as vice president of tuned year. The choir made a three- plained that the tour was too short the Lutheran World Federation and day tour of Minnesota in March of and they're hoping that next year's as a member of the Central Commit- Dr. David Green Jackson, Minneapolis and Little will be longer. tee of the World Council of Fails. The home concert was performed Churches. Many hours of rehearsal time Monday, March 14 at the Lutheran helped prepare for each concert Church of the Good Shepherd in which included about an hour and Moorhead. a half of music and was received with The choir joined with the concert, Professor promotes PolioPlus great enthusiasm throughout the Pro Musica and Freshman choirs to immunizations need to be done for Each seminar included business choirs tour. The audiences ap- perform John Rutter's Requiem on three consecutive years. and professional leaders from an peared to enjoy the selections and Sunday, April 17, with Concordia's by Debra Morrill "It's the first time in the history average of 50 communities. orchestra. The Requiem was under were more than delighted to accept editor of this planet that people have ac- "The purpose is to improve com- the choir members into their homes the direction of Rene Clausen. tually taken on this task of infant munity relations and communica- for a night's lodging. The Chapel Choir will end the mortality," Green said. tions to further the success of local, year performing a final concert at Dr. David Green, professor of "It was really fun to get off cam- French, is currently promoting He has served regional and in- pus for a while and travel spreading the Doublewood Inn in Fargo. They • as a Rotary Inter- ternational service will sing at a banquet for Delta Kap- PolioPlus, a major Rotary Interna- God's message of love," said tional project. national governor projects," Green sophomore Max Richter. pa Gamma's state convention on of this region — "Our district said. "An example Saturday, April 23. Together with the World Health Unity was a big part of the tour Organization and UNICEF, the North Dakota and raised the funds would be getting and it also helped the growth of the Rotary International is working to parts of Min- corporations to protect children against polio, nesota, Wisconsin and his provided participate in pro- measles, diptheria, pertussis, tetanus and Ontario. In jects like and tuberculosis. 1984 he met a the volunteers." PolioPlus." Their goal is universal child im- governor from the He said he first Youwon't munization by 1990. Sixty-three southern-most became aware of countries and 400 million children part of India. Rotary International through Rotary in Central and South America, "Together with him, we decided Foundation Scholarships, the believe how big it is: Africa and Asia are being targeted. to do what we could about polio in largest scholarship program in the Rotary International hopes to his district," Green said. "In his world. have $120 million raised by the end district we immunized half a million Green also recently tried for the of May, according to Green. He said children. Our district raised the Independent Republican endorse- over $100 million has been raised. funds, and his provided the ment for District 9A, Minnesota Volunteers in each country volunteers." House of Representatives. He lost organize the vaccines, supplies and Green has also worked as a per- the bid to Joel Carlson, who held the personnel to go out and do the sonal representative of the president seat from 1984-86. immunizations. of the Rotary International for the The first round of immunizations last three months, giving keynote should be completed in 1990. The addresses and conducting eight seminars across the nation.

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Because I'm only a junior, I found it difficult to talk about graduation, so I asked a graduating friend of mine to write down some thoughts about graduation. Here is what he wrote: Sooner or later every college student faces the question: What am I going to do with my life? The social pressure to produce an answer grows as the time of graduation nears. Soon this question becomes easy to answer, just like the question 'What is your major?" or 'Where are you from?" It is a rehearsed answer, and if I keep repeating it, maybe I'll come to believe it. Now, with graduation so near,.it all seems so unreal so distant, so far away. I have cursed Concordia, and I have praised its name, yet the memories most attached will be of my friends. Some I've known for four years; some I've only Letters tion of Student Advocate. At the last involuntarily. The center can hold known for a few semesters. I swear now, Collection tactics senate meeting, her nomination was 12 residents comfortably, meaning to myself, that I will not lose them — To the editor: brought before senate for their ap- each youth has a cot in his or her I am concerned about the "mafia- proval and defeated by a vote of 5-7. cell. I have not known of a time that Vll somehow keep in touch. And like" collection tactics that I have The Student Senate has the right to when 18 youth have been held, but somehow I know that I will seen the Concordia business office approve or disapprove of any nomi- I suppose it is possible because they using this year. I have three specific nation by the Student Association can not deny a youth from Clay And now my mind is drifting so that I concerns: the additional $100 president. In the event that the County. Secondly, each volunteer is find it difficult to concentrate on anything deposit, the threatening letters my nomination is disapproved, the asked to volunteer at least four mother has received and finally the president is then given the choice of . hours per week; one* hour would' at all All my memories and dreams blur policy that allows the school not to whether to come back with the same hardly be worth the time. Finally, with my emotions, so all I know is that pay me for the work I do in April. person or to nominate a new per- the judges have many considerations now I am happy, even grateful for the First, Emily and David made a son. Not once during discussion was when issuing sentences. After court good point in their article last week a valid reason given to not approve the youth may be sent home, to a time I've spent here at Concordia with ("Explanation, please," The Concor- her nomination. This leads us to training center, to a group home, to the people I now call my friends. dian, April 15, 1988). Three- wonder why her nomination was not a foster home or to other treatment hundred thousand dollars would be approved. Jeff Johnson and Kent institutions. The detention center is My friend admitted that it was difficult to express a nice sum of money to collect in- Knutson chose her because they felt just one alternative. terest over those three months. that she was best suited for the job Larry Kleindl is a juvenile coun- his feelings about this subject. He had a lot of ideas, Second, the threatening letters. I and that she would work best with selor and the supervisor of volun- but when it came time to write them down, they left. call them threatening because each them. teers, and he is the one to contact Saying good-bye isn't easy, but it's a fact of life. semester this year my mother has It is not the senate's role to if interested in volunteering. called me and asked why this letter choose the person to fill that posi- This all may be knit-picky and You've already said good-bye a lot — when you left came saying my registration would tion but merely to approve or disap- irrelevant to most, but the point I your mom and started kindergarten, when you began be cancelled if my balance was not prove of the president's nomination hope I have made is the importance paid immediately. I told her not to for that position. It is our opinion of writing accurate facts. high school, when you graduated from high school worry because they would not cancel that Jodie is the best person for the and when you started college. my registration. What I want to position of Student Advocate. As Paige Wallin Closing the old chapters of your life is necessary in know is why it is necessary to send anyone who knows Jodie agree, she senior letters with these overtones? This is is of good character and would do order to begin a new chapter. Seniors, you have your my third year here, and my bill has an excellent job as next year's Stu- Gay seminarians whole life ahead of you. Don't be afraid of what lies been paid every semester. I even dent Association. convinced my sister to attend this in- To the editor: in front of you. stitution. Her bill has also been paid. Karen England In his April 15 article ("Gay Chris- My third concern is the one that Kurt Thompson tians — is this a contradiction in / only have one bit of advice for those necessitated this article. With my Wendy Charles terms?" The Concordian), John seniors who are leaving Concordia and last paycheck, I received a memo sophomores Stromvoll claims that homosexuality that said if my tuition/fees balance is not a choice. Therefore, since friends behind — follow your dreams. was over $500 my check for the God is a God of love, we as Chris- May they all come true. month of April will be applied direct- tians must love homosexuals and ly to my account. I know that my ac- Juvenile detention even allow them to become ordained count will be over $500 at the end To the editor: ministers. of this month, but I also know that I would like to respond to Kathy The claim that homosexuality is THE CONCORDIAN without that paycheck I will not be Fergus' article in the April 15 issue not a choice because nobody would able to afford rent for June or July. of The Concordian ("Volunteer ex- choose ,to do something as socially In the interest of securing next perience definitely worth the time"). unacceptable as homosexuality, is Dr. Paul Dovre, publisher <• Metric Sue Holtan, adviser year's enrollment, this corporation The article featured volunteer work completely lacking in reason. First Debra Morrill, editor • Michele Braun, business manager may just force niu to withdraw my at the juvenile detention center in of all, people do choose to do social- ly unacceptable things. For example, Daniel Batten, associate editor « 1 Amy Getter, advertising manager account. Moorhead. I, like Kim Paulson, work at the center. Initially I thought no one would argue that "punk Maria Temanson, news editor • Todd Anderson, sports editor it was great that an article was rockers" have no voice in determin- Chris Iverson, features editor • Todd Maki. photo editor Jeffrey Ross Cadwell junior dedicated to the detention center. ing the clothes they wear, yet they Alan Kraft, copy editor • Kristin Sonnenberg, type manager As I read on, I realized the facts are beaten up by "straights" because Kent Knutson, projects editor • Stevie Mathre, production director presented are not the whole story. of their choice. Qualified for Student First of all. the statement 'the center Secondly, if homosexuals really The Concordian is the official newspaper of Concordia College. Moorhead. Minnesota, is open to both boys and girls" have no choice but to have sex with and is produced weekly by Concordia College students. Opinions expressed herein are Advocate position not necessarily those of the student body, faculty, staff or Administration. The Concor- seems to portray an image of a another man or woman, there are d/an welcomes letters to the editor. Letters received will be printed at the discretion of To the editor: neighborhood center. The detention a lot of people who need to be ar- the editor. All letters must be typed, double spaced, signed and received by 5 p.m. on This is a letter of endorsement for center is basically a jail for juveniles. rested for rape. Any sexual rclation- the Monday prior to publication. Jodie Wange, nominee for the posi- They are locked up and sent there • See page 12 Page 11 D April 22, 1988 • THE CONCORDIAN OPINION Scaling the world's heights because everyone he passed kept like the differences or not." He on saying "Hi." (And they were knows that he's not going to he all wearing.yellow "hats.") liked by everyone nor is he going Beyond r ~ Realization #3 came to like everyone he meets. He Eighth ^ throughout the next few days. understands that it is important (He had a roommate and a very to stand up. choose sides and he Street small space to share with the an active part in becoming butter roommate.) He also realized that at understanding the wonderful, he couldn't bring his newly contradictory world around him. by John,Stromvoll gained "friend." (who looked like He's now at the end of a Brooke Shields), to his room chapter that was started four hecause it was Wednesday. years ago. In concluding this Not four years ago. a young, "Weird rules," he thought . . . chapter he would like to thank blue-eyed, blond man was Four (academic) years have all of his friends out there for saying goodbye to his mother passed since he first set foot on their sharing, laughter, tears and and his sister. He was going to Cobber ground. enlightenment. "the" United States of America. He's now four . . . he was He loves and Not only was he going there, he years older and cares for all of was going to study and live there, wiser. He's had thinking to himself: you a lot. He too. quite a few "Oh my, this is would also like He walked on board the 747, realizations since to thank all of putting his mountain-climbing then. He now flatter than his professors gear in the compartment above knows that not Denmark! Fargo- for sharing with his seat. Eight hours later, as the all Americans 9 him insights so plane was going in for a landing live in houses Moorhead can t be he could better atMinneapolis, he was thinking like the ones that bad . . ."»» understand and to himself: "Oh my, this is flatter shown in * * develop his own than Denmark! Fargo-Moorhead "Dynasty." Nor thoughts about can't be that bad . . ." He was in do all Americans eat hamburgers. the various concepts. And. of for a major surprise. His climbing Also, he's realized how important course, for allowing the gear faced the terrible destiny of academic education is and how sometimes annoying questions not being put to use in a long Concordia has been helpful in and being late with various time. That was realization #1. facilitating that part of his educa- assignrriLMits. etc. His thoughts NewStudent At Hector Airfield {which at tion. He has also realized how also go to the administrative peo- that time had the unique important Concordia and all the ple from the various janitors to capability of having one whole people involved have been in President Dovre who allowed him envisions helping him understand himself to express his opinion for good exit/gate), he was met by a tions* without any considera- and in standing up for what he or for bad. wonderful woman, lola Peterson. tion of how they fit into the thought (and still thinks) was So. he's once again packing his She brought him to Concordia group picture* In choosing our right. suitcases, getting ready to leave a College where realization #2 set team, we carefully considered Once again, he realized what very safe ground, but he's better On The in: He wasn't going to be the on- qualifications and capabilities, he had suspected for some time: prepared to face the different ly Norwegian-looking "fella" and Right' but also put a great amount of "We are all different whether we challenges that lie ahead. everybody seemed to know him Track emphasis on choosing people who had a clear and agreeable* & picture of both SA's role in r by Jeff Johnson students' lives and their par- ' The anatomy of our musical "idols" ticular commission's role in SA, any band or musician I mention in it on the media for not publicizing When Kent and I finally did the rest of this column is not being the apology more, but the fact still We've been in office ex- actly two weeks today and sit down to make our official questioned. However, I believe their remains that Bono actually did choices for nine commis- Is conduct and the influence of their spray-paint the memorial in front of Student Association 1988-89 is off to. what we believe, a sioners and five judicial coun- Paris conduct on fans needs some help. thousands of fans. Many of these cil spots, we realized that a U2 is the standout band in the fans will no doubt see justification great start. Kent and I plan on writing a column in The fourteen-player roster was too Burning? world today. Their recent album. in vandalism now that their idol has small. There were 40 ap- The Joshua Tree, won the Grammy done it. Concordian twice a month to . provide at least a base for bet- plicants, almost all of whom Award for album of the year. Almost America is a land which allows for ter communication between would have fit perfectly into by Daniel Batten every song on the album dealt with free expression of opinions. U2, a Student Association and the any of a number of spots. Un- a social concern. In releasing this band from Ireland, and Europe, a students it serves. As to what fortunately, we had to play by album, U2 started a new social con- band from Sweden, insist on chastis- well write about from week to the rules and turn some peo- sciousness wave made up of millions ing Americans in their music for When I was younger, I had a hero. week, your guess is as good as ple down. of young people. That's great, I say. various "unjust" events. I will accept His name was Dan Ford, and he mine. But, we do hope that , •; There's no question that People need to be involved in the their individual right to condemn, used to play baseball for the Twins. students will take the time to several students who would affairs of the world. but their American fans, under the He was an okay player, but he wasn't read and become better in- have been ideal for SA this The problem is, all these young popularity spell, will lose their abili- much of a star. I wasn't sure why he formed about SA — an year did not get a position. people have turned to U2 for the ty to think on their own. was my hero, he just was. Sooner or organization that deals with ' There are, however, other word on what's right and what's Take, for the most offending ex- later, I lost my adoration of him. I over, $160,000 in student ac- ways to get involved in Stu- wrong. If U2 is against this, then ample, Europe's "Cherokee." This realized he wasn't a god, after all, tivity fees and represents Cob- dent Association, and we en- everybody should be — that's how song condemns the United States and what he did was no greater than ber students to the Concordia courage anyone interested to it's become. U2, knowing that this for its poor treatment of Native anything anybody else did. faculty and administration, and let us know so we can keepv, great following is behind them, Americans in the last century. I find For college people, having heroes to much of the community involvement at a high level.f§ should conduct themselves in a it quite unfair for foreigners to de- is more of a confidential thing. that surrounds our school. Finally, you might notice However, there are still many cases responsible manner in order to set nounce America for events of that that there are some new faces an example for all of those watching took place 100 years ago. What As this year begins, we'd: x of hero worship that exist. I've like to thank everyone who in Student Assocation this -^ recognized some of these cases them. disappoints me most about the song, year. Some like this idea, '^M Not so. Recently, the lead singer hqwever, is that it became popular gave-us a hand in our cam- recently, and I'd like to comment on paign. The active support that others don't Kent and 1 are what this type of veneration seenjs of the group, Bono, spray-painted a in the States. It seems to prove two of those who believe that memorial in a San Francisco parK that fans just blindly, listen to their • was given us by such a wide to be doing to some students. p range of fellow Cobbers was new people are the key to in- The most obvious type of hero to during a concert. He was cheered idols, not realizing what trash is be- creasing the awareness and ef- fanatically by concertgoers. Later, ing fed to them over the airwaves. greater than we ever would college students is the singer. Music have imagined. Now we hope fectiveness of SA. I can assure is probably the most influential thing the mayor of San Francisco I sincerely hope fans of George you that we didn't choose any demanded that Bono apologize for Michael do not blindly accept the that all interested students, in many students' lives. Some whether they supported us or "new" people simply because students would probably go batty the action. It was quietly mentioned words of his popular song, "Father they had never before been in- by the media that Bono granted the Figure." Michael is probably the not, are willing to remain in- without having some sort of popular terested and involved in SA volved, but because they held tunes on all the time. I should know mayor's demand. However, it was scariest example of the cutie (next the qualities we were looking the action that made the news, not to Jon Bon Jovi, the pet rock of and to help us make 1988-89 — I'm trying to quit the habit. a success. for in our team. The feet that However, I refuse to understand the apology. Bono's fans no doubt 1987). This song, if you're not they are new faces will, got the idea that desecration of aware, makes child molestation A theme that will be central how today's popular musicians can to Student Association in this however, spread interest to a be so adored by the public. Two public property is okay, if you're as justifiable. Is he still your idol? broader spectrum of Cpncor- popular as Bono, These performers are not any bet- coming year is teamwork. The types of popular musicians ex- intention of putting together a dia's campus. That will do ist: the social awareness crusaders It's offending to me, as a person ter than Dan Ford was at playing nothing but enhance what Stu- who prides himself on cleanliness baseball. Be careful how much you good team is often voiced, but and the cuties. many times "team" players are dent Association can ac- First of all, it should be noted that and organization, to see people get- .adore them. They are not gods. In complish in 1988-89. ting away with stuff like that relative- fact, they may be a little less impor- chosen only for their in- this column is not intended to be a dividual, abilities or qualifies- music review. The musical talent of ly scot-free. Sure, you could blame tant than you and I. ; Page 12 • April 22, 1988 • THE CONCORDIAN

< Letters from page 10 ship involves the choice of a part- ner, whether that partner is male or female, beautiful or ugly, Christian Displeased diehards deplore Discordian or non-Christian is always a matter Ever>' semester or so, a weird intra- of choice. we get in response to our own papers don't get that privilege. Hey. planar shift happens, and Fate I do agree that as Christians we by Daniel Batten paper, thank you. Give credit where we're college students, and college deems that we get a part of Dis. must love and accept homosexuals. associate editor credit is due. students need to be able to goof off Sure, we usually think that it's rather However, by no means are we to Lastly, we at The Concordian every now and then. condone their behavior. 1 Cor. 6 funny or in poor taste to read some want to stress to our audience that Surprise publications of The If anyone has been offended by specifically lists homosexuality as a of the articles in that paper, but I in no way would we detract from our Discordian welcomed Concordia any section of The Discordian, we sin and says homosexuals will not in- bet if Discordia receives some of our usual stoic, black-and-white type of students in their P.O. boxes last are definitely sorry. It is all meant herit the kingdom of God. Not only newspaper in the intraplanar shift, reporting the news. Any diversions week. Staff workers from The Con- as a spoof of the year's events, with is homosexuality a sin, but God uses their students probably think we're from that style are always edited out cordian, as a result, were both maybe a dorky thing or two thrown it as a humiliating punishment for pretty funny and maybe a bit taste- far in advance before the paper is praised and denounced for the arri- in. Nothing in the paper was in- those who turn their backs to Him published. We would never attempt val of the alter ego newspaper. As tended to hurt anyone's feelings, but (Rom. 1:18-32). When these facts to disrupt the normal flow of news a veteran survivor of this oft- it might have happened anyway. are combined with a passage from from its origins to the public at occurring event, I would like to Please remember, though, that 1 Tim 3:1-10 which says Christian large. We would consider any devia- make a few facts known. sometimes it is good to look at the leaders must be above reproach, tion from this obligation as an inex- First of all, as you may have no- lighter side of life — and then allow one has a sound biblical argument cusable crime against the command- ourselves to laugh a little. against allowing homosexuals to ticed. The Discordian originates ments of news reporting. become ordained ministers. from Discordia College, in Moose- • • • head, Minisoda. Where is Moose- God has provided a way out of this But, seriously, folks...The Discor- head, you ask? It's on Dis, a planet dilemma for all sinners, myself in- dian is our project here at The Con- on another plane. Moosehead isn't cluded. Our way out is the death and cordian to keep us sane after difficult to find if you have your resurrection of Jesus Christ, who months of tediousness. Let's face it, handy Disrand-McDisnally atlas. It's less, too. Its just a matter of societal paid the price for all sins, including the news gets to be kinda stressful right by North Forty. Anyway, Dis perspective. homosexuality. AH we must do is re- after a while. College newspapers is impossible to get to by anyone Third, in light of these other two pent, accept our pardon and turn have the privilege to blow off some from earth. Some experts believe points. The Concordian doesn't away from our sin. It is not until we steam and goof off a little bit. "Real" Delta Airlines has been working in deserve the compliments nor the denounce our own sins that we may derogatory remarks that The Discor- become Christian leaders. a sort of Dis-zone for some time late- ly, but no Delta personnel are will- dian staff is entitled. They worked ing to comment yet. many hard hours to produce their Kevin Erickson paper last week, I'm sure. We are Second, we don't know how The sophomore satisfied with the amount of abuse Discordian gets stuck in our paper.

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Associate editor Daniel Batten edits articles before they are typeset into the computer terminals. Photo by Stevie Mathre.

Copy editor Al Kraft checks a word in the dictionary. Photo by Stevie Mathre.

Copy editor Al Krait has a green glow in his eyes after proofreading the entire paper before it goes to the press. Photo by stcvic Mathre

Technical worker Lisa Pederson and assistant advertising manager Chris Opsahl assemble the pieces that make up the whole ad at the light tables. Photo by stevie Mathre THE CONCORDIAN • April 22, 1988 • Page 15

begins for the next issue. The weekly staff meeting must be planned, story and photo assignments made and by Steyie Mathre ads sold. production director The ad staff lays down ads on Tuesday nights. Amy Getter, advertising manager, enjoys working This year The Concordian staff has put together with people and the advertising aspect of the paper. some good papers and some not so good papers. But Scott Moe, sales representative, echoes Getter's enjoy- there have nearly always been good times working on ment of working with people. the paper. According to Getter, selling advertising is a very "It's fun because everyone's working together and strenuous job. A representative can call on as many having a good time, but it's hard because we have to as 60 accounts in one day. keep plugging away/' said Debra Morrill, editor, about Staff members get involved with the paper for a vari- Wednesday production nights. "It's a lot work, but it's ety of reasons. Production director Stevie Mathre enjoys getting away from cesign- fun and it's worth it." Morrill started working at The Concordian when a ing pages by helping out in the darkroom. Photo by wtvtey. Work starts around 7 p.m. and goes until it is fin- friend urged her to apply. Anderson became interested ished, usually between 6 and 8 on Thursday mornings. in the paper through his journalism class. He applied Michelle Braun, business manager, is not around for the position of sports editor when a friend asked during production, but said, "It seems like it could be him to one hour before the applications were due. total chaos. I see the room the next morning. But I've Braun wanted the experience of being a business heard it's fun." manager. Todd Anderson, sports editor, has two pet peeves All agree that The Concordian is a worthwhile — the placement of his desk (it has become the "catch- experience. all" of the office) and the weekly disagreement over "The experience we're gaining from this is invalu- radio stations. able," said Morrill. "Where else could we learn to stay Type manager Kristin Sonnenberg's pet peeve is up all night, get paid so little, be appreciated so little "when Todd turns on Q-98 and walks right back out and have so much fun doing it?" again." She prefers Y-94. This is the last issue of The Concordian this Morrill said work on the paper doesn't end after pro- semester. The staff will be back in the fall for another duction Wednesday nights. As soon as the paper is semester. At that point a new editorial staff will be finished and delivered to the press for printing, work hired.

Lifelines editor Chris Iverson and editor Debra Morrill check signals for a story in the lifelines section Photo by Stevic Mathre. Page 16 D April 22, 1988 • THE CONCORDIAN Petra sways students High school youth groups, high ence. He asked people to stay and school students and students from talk to someone if they said this Concortlia. MSU and NDSU prayer for the first time and wanted gathered on Monday night in the to accept Christ. Concordia College Memorial Spirit Song Promotions, the Auditorium to hear the Christian group that sponsored the concert, rock group Petra. asked for Christian volunteers who According to sophomore Sherry could be at the concert to talk with Schultz. the concert had good people if they wanted to. lighting effects and great sound. Those who chose to stay gathered "The lead singer moved a lot, jum- in one of the smaller gyms after the ping to different levels on the stage." concert. said Schultz. "We handed out literature on liv- Unlike most rock concerts today, ing a Christian life, things that a new there is more to it than just danc- Christian would want to know, "said ing and enjoying the music. Petra freshman Lisa Ohs. "We got the sends a Christian message to its au- names and addresses of those who dience through music and we talked to so we could do follow testimony. up and pray for these people." After the concert was over the The time after the concert was not lead guitarist of Petra gave his only for people who accepted Christ testimony to the audience. for the first time, but also for those He also shared and explained a who wished to renew their faith com- prayer of confession to the audi- mitment in Christ.

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-* One acts from page 17 business. The conflict begins when Elderhostelers enjoy experience a neighbor, Mr. Lawson (Mark Berthelsen), comes to ask if Aaron Michele McRae said there will be Elderhostels are not unique to the a year. She said she knew of one might move his garbage cans so that classes studying word processing, United States. The Elderhostel Elderhosteler who had been to 36 fie can pull his car into his driveway, by Karen Hernes writing and films of the 1930s at the catalog contains information about Elderhostels. McRae said the pro- immediately. Aaron assumes that he lifelines reporter July Elderhostel. Annalec Pomonis, Elderhostels in Norway. Mexico, gram is expanding to accommodate is being persecuted because he is a assistant registrar, will teach word Australia. Great Britain and many the growing senior population. Jew. After a brief visit by his sister lilderhostel is an international processing skills at the Elderhostels. other countries, as well as informa- Elderhostels are an opportunity Rosalie (Heidi Houston). Aaron is organization which provides an English instructor Marjorie Rush tion about those in different states. for senior citizens to travel while still raging about his persecution in educational and social experience will teach the writing class, which McRae said she knew of one Elder- meeting new friends and learning all aspects of life, just because he's for people over 60. will include writing and sharing hostel which was going to Nepal, new skills at the same time. Minne- Jewish. When Sandy arrives, newly Elderhostel is run much like a memories and experiences with where participants would stay in sota Elderhostel '88 quotes Alice married, he confides in a friend camp. Participants move into the Smith, an Elderhosteler from (Paul A. James) that his new wife is others. tents during their visit. a Christian. When Carol (Stevie dorms for one week and take classes The third class, taught by Tony Karen Dickerson. program direc- Nebraska: Matlire) meets her new in-laws, the 'aught by some of the institution's McRae. will study films of the 1930s. tor of Elderhostel, said interesting "I recently lost my husband. My discussion of Christmas traditions regular faculty members. !n Minne- A tour of the Fargo Theatre will also people from all over the country daughter wanted something special gives away her "secret" to Aaron, sota, lilderhostel is offered by 31 be included as part of this class. take part in the Elderhostel experi- for my 80th birthday. This is my first who becomes furious and orders her colleges, including Concordia. The Elderhostels at the Language ence. Some of the people are Elderhostel experience. It was very out of his house. She leaves in tears, Concordia is offering three Villages will focus on Norwegian farmers; many are professors. special. I loved it." and Sandy confronts his prejudice Elderhostels this year. One of these culture and crafts, such as har- Dickerson said one of the Elder- If you know of anyone you think and paranoia about persecution of will be held on the main campus in danger and rosemaling. hostelers at Concordia last summer might enjoy an Elderhostel experi- Jews. After Sandy runs after Carol. July. The other two, one in May and Elderhostelers at this site will also was the first woman in the United ence, contact Michele McRae or Aaron realizes that if he does not one in September, will be at the be introduced to the Norwegian States to receive her Ph.D. in Karen Dickerson in the Continuing apologize, he will lose Sandy International Language Villages in language. McRae said the Elder- geography. Education office, at 299-3621. forever, and so he decides to go with Ikmidji. hostels at the Language Villages will According to McRae, many peo- his wife to see his son and make Continuing Education Director expand to French and German also. ple go to three or four Elderhostels amends. Creuziger chose this play because it prtsents a lot of emotions. She added that it was necessary to read a lot of plays to find one she wanted. "I kept reading them and waiting for one to say. 'Yeah! Do me. do me!' " Creuziger loves directing and she enjoyed working with her actors. She said sometimes she got "'bogged down" with the technical aspects. and that she likes the artistic part. like working with actors. Creuziger stated the whole experience is educational. She found it difficult to direct and be a student at the same time, since it was so time- consuming. Scheduling was also a difficulty because she had to deal with her own seven actors and their individual schedules, as well as four other plays that were competing for rehearsal time. Jack or the Submission, an absur- dist play, was chosen by Brian Sawyer for his one act. The play, ac- cording to Sawyer, "plunges us into a world that mirrors the confusion and loneliness of our own." Jack (Tony Solmon) is the center of the activity. He is surrounded by his family: Mother Jack (Barbara Budd); Father Jack (Mason Waller); Jacqueline, his sister (Signe Thomp- son); Grandmother Jack (Jill Kloster) and Grandfather Jack (Scott Johnson), all of whom are trying to get him to admit that he loves hash browned potatoes. When Jack at last admits that he loves hash browned potatoes, his family is ready to hit him with his fiancee. Roberta (Dana Farmer) who has three noses and nine fingers on her left hand. Roberta's parents, Mother Robert (Sherilyn Howes) and Father Robert (Wade Gardner) are also there to convince Jack of the match. At last the fiancees are left alone, and after a wild experience of com- plete understanding of each other (that's the only way to describe it), the two decide that they are a match STICK YOUR NECK OUT. made in heaven. Sawyer chose this play because he This summer, you can go neck and neck in spirit with the And you don't have to be a super athlete to play, because wanted to do something different. athletes taking part in the Summer Olympics in Seoul, Korea. the games include a variety of participation categories, each broken He found directing difficult, but the |ust enter the North Dakota Prairie Rose State Games, down by age and skill level for male and female entrants. actors "made it a lot easier." He found the activity time-consuming, happening July 29-31 in Fargo. For further information, please write us at the but definitely worth the effort. It's your opportunity to compete in olympic-style Prairie Rose State Games, 1424 W. Century Sawyer stated that it was more fun events from archer)' to wrestling. In all, there will be Avenue, Suite 202, Bismarck, ND 58501. Or call than difficult'. All five of the directors were very 18 different events open to amateur athletes through- (701)224-4887. pleased with the performances. out the state and Clay County, Minnesota. ]ust think, it could be your neck out there. Judging from audience reaction, the audience was in agreement. Take part in the other Olympics. Prairie Rose State Games.

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"'• vie" THE CONCORDIAN • April 22, 1988 • Page 19 SeriousLee runs out of time and out of Concordia my life. The biggest regret I have is leaving without there was relatively low risk for all concerned. The main giving the necessary attention to some of the professors problem was that alcohol was many times involved and Pleaser around here. I could sense that they wanted to ask me some people cannot handle their liquor. Three or four Don't Take questions and tap into my vast knowledge, but they are glasses of beer and they became overly loud, and even Me professionals and first and foremost was their though the hosts always took the proper measures to responsibility to conduct their classes, so there wasn't have the unruly guest removed, they often continued SeriousLee enough time to give them advice. outside and complaints would be registered. Police would There are a few people who aren't feeling quite as calm arrive and disband the proceedings, so one or two bad as they approach these last two weeks. After 30 weeks we apples would spoil the party for the other dozen or so by Lee Carlson have come down to the very last gasp before returning people. home. The vacation will soon be over and once again, Actually that isn't the exact story. What usually answers will be needed for questions such as, "Where will happened is that everybody would show up and pack a Gloom and despair has hit the campus. With this final you be located for the next 24 hours?" house full, and if the cops did show up, everybody left issue comes my final contribution to The Concordian. No Who seems to be suffering the most? People who for a couple of minutes and then came back to wind it longer will faithful reacjers have to make the decision to party, although they usually are not discussed at length up again. The atmosphere was far less stressful, and I take me SeriousLee or not to take me SeriousLee. around Concordia. They do exist and right now they are think people enjoyed themselves more. I can't say that it bothers me a whole lot since I don't panicking. "Hey Bentley, whatta we gonna do tonight?" look at it as my last chance to ever write. Someday I'll be Legislation resulting in a changed drinking age changed "I suppose we could go to Toaster's for his party." writing a novel about these last four years, so you'll have the party scene at Concordia over the past couple years, "When should we go?" to watch the bookstores for that literary work. I could try and increased enforcement of the party ordinance "Let's go at seven."' and recap everything in this last column, but I'd only be changed Cobber party habits even further. Parties are not "Why. so we can see everyone as they arrive and able to do justice to about one weekend out of four what they used to be. hopefully meet some interesting individuals with whom we years. A few years ago there were a lot more parties, but the can build a lasting relationship with?" It doesn't tear me up to leave this place either. I had a numbers weren't much different in regard to people "No. you dork, that's so we can stand by the keg and great time and all and made five or six friends, but I'm attending. If a person was in charge of an off-campus get smashed so hopefully we can get lucky and say establishment and they felt like having a few friends over. kind of planning to have an even better time the rest of • See page 26

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Sarah . . . you do still need me, don't you?" -•* SPORTS THE CONCORDIAN • April 22, 1988 • Page 20 The Sports Year In Review

It certainly has been a year to remember. Cobber athletes have proven their success and ability in a number of different areas. Of course, the year's best story has to be the Lady Cobbers and their road to the top. A national championship comes once in a col- lege lifetime, if that. Although probably overshadowed, there have been other Cobber achievements to speak of. The foot- ball team came a game short of a playoff berth — not as good as last year but all too close. The hockey team also did well — one game short of the playoffs. Oh, well. It's definitely been a year for All- Americans. Brett Larson, both track teams, and the Lady Cobbers all placed members, into the elite All- American status. Yes. it's been a good year. It took a while, but people finally began rallying around the Lady Cobbers. Nevertheless, the final four turnout was spectacular. Concordia people finally got psyched about something, just when I was convinced that it couldn't happen. National championships, All- Americans, full fieldhouses — it's been a good year. — Toihl Anderson THE CONCORDIAN • April 22, 1988 D Page 21 Page 22 • April 22, 1988 • THE CONCORDIAN Beachy leaves a legacy of performances compiled in her four years. In women's program next season. done anywhere else." the end she had secured a She hopes to attend the U of M What she did do was by Todd Anderson number of accomplishments next year and continue her accomplish things that may never sports editor including school records in free studies in exercise physiology. be done again. Four years ago throw percentage and steals. Beachy is naturally saddened at Beachy and her coach Duane In 1984 a high school graduate Beachy also set a new Concordia the realization that her basketball Siverson were newcomers to from Staples, Minn., chose to scoring record with 2,101 points career is over. Concordia's women's basketball move west and attend Concordia in her career. "It's taken a while, but it's program. Four years later College to get an education and "1 guess I did a lot more (at finally starting to hit me." said they have a national play basketball. Four years later Concordia) than I ever expected Beachy. "After the championship championship and a 95-22 record Jessica Beachy is graduating, I'd do," said Beachy. "When 1 and everything, 1 never really over that span. They also helped le; ving behind a legacy of came here as a freshman 1 just thought about it. 1 know I'm to usher in a new and extremely successful women's basketball amazing accomplishments. wanted to going to miss it. program here at Concordia, one In the last few weeks. Beachy contribute as especially when "The career I've that looks to be good for a long received two more awards for her much as the season starts time to come. efforts, probably the last college possible." had here is next year." achievements she will attain. She ended up Although it's a However, these last two honors doing just that, something I new start for are also the most significant that attributing much couldn Y have Beachy after she has ever earned, putting the of her success to graduation, she Beachy finishing touches on a her high school done anywhere stressed her remarkable college career. background, as satisfaction in Shortly after the Lady Cobbers well as her own else." having attended won the national championship personal desire and intensity. Concordia. During high school. in March. Beachy was named the "I've always been a real intense Beachy received offers from Champion Products Inc. NCAA person at whatever 1 do." said different colleges, including some Division HI player of the year. Beachy. "I think that intensity Division I schools. She finally This award is granted by the has helped me a lot." chose Concordia for its academic NCAA to one outstanding player Beachy said some time in the qualities and outstanding in each of the three divisions. future she would like to instill basketball program. Shortly after receiving this some of her skills and intensity "I wanted to go someplace Your education will not end with graduation. As a grad- in the field of coaching. That where I could play as much as- uate nurse at Rochester Methodist Hospital, you will honor, Beachy received an NCAA receive a comprehensive twelve-week long orientation postgraduate scholarship worth opportunity may come sooner possible." said Beachy. "If I had where you will further develop your professional skills. $4,000. This is the most than expected for Beachy who to do it all over again, I'd do the Beyond orientation, you will have the challenges and the prestigious athletic scholarship already has on offer to work with same thing. 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OPEN MON.-FRL 10 AM-8 PM; SAT, 9-5:30 We've Got It All! THE CONCORDIAN • April 22, 1988 • Page 23 Grinaker retires Sportos must remember it for 29 years. During that time, 13 of his wrestlers were named MVP of that it is only a game the conference. by MaryLee Legried loser, threw one of the most Grinaker said there have been sports reporter dramatic tantrums I've ever many changes in the facilities since witnessed. I truly believe that for he came to Concordia. He said Longtime coach and physical five minutes he lost every bit of when he played basketball "prac- The End education intructor Finn Grinaker is his sanity as he lay screaming on tices were held in the art barn" and retiring after 39 years at Concordia. of the the ground, ripping up huge games were played downtown at Grinaker came to Concordia as a chunks of sod and grass. When Central Junior High school. While Bench • student after graduating from the worst of the conniption had the facilities have changed, Grinaker Halstan (Minn.) High School. His passed, Tim stalked home, his says the attitude at Concordia high school coach, a former Cobber, face beet red. remnants of our hasn't. by Todd Anderson urged Grinaker to attend the col- back yard hanging from his "The administration, faculty, and lege. At Concordia Grinaker com- fingers. students have always been very sup- peted in football, basketball, track Well, needless to say, football portive," said Grinaker. I think most everyone would and golf. was over for the day, besides Athletic Director Armin Pipho agree that sports are, on the During his senior year Grinaker Grinaker there wasn't much of our lawn said it is not just the "time and com- whole, very positive. After all, was asked to return to Concordia to left to play on. That incident mitment" Grinaker has given Con- sporting events have the unique teach and coach. He returned in sticks out in my mind as one of cordia, but the "quality" of what he "He developed a course way back ability to bring out the best in all 1949, after receiving his Master's the most memorable sports- has done that makes him so special. of us: teamwork, sportsmanship degree from Northern Colorado. in the 1960s which is essentially the related temper fits I've ever seen. "He is the backbone of the and all those other neat sayings Since that time Grinaker has held same course we have today for our However, sports and skirmishes physical education department," that coaches use with such little many positions at Concordia. He wellness class," said Pipho. weren't to end there. said Pipho. discretion. However, athletics also was head golf coach for 25 years, he Grinaker has been recognized fro Disagreements and even fights Pipho said that besides his has the ability to bring out the - worked with the basketball program his commitment to excellence. In became a normal occurrence for coaching duties, Grinaker has worst in us, something I have for six years, and he has been an 1981 he was inducted into the Min- athletics in my younger days and taught many key courses. He was witnessed in myself and others assistant football coach for all 39 nesota High School Wrestling Hall continued to be the norm as I "way ahead of his time" in the area for the past 15 years. years. Grinaker also started the var- of Fame and in 1979 he received the grew older. I remember all sorts of personal fitness. For me it began very early in sity wrestling program and coached Ole and Lucy Flatt Distinguished of incidents: beanballs in youth Service Award at Concordia. Last life; sports meant fun. fun arose from sheer competition, competi- baseball, fights on the playground Sunday the Alumni Letter Club held after a kickball game, floor a banquet in his honor. tion created "disagreement, disagreements generated conflict hockey brawls and many more. Grinaker said he will have plenty Funny thing is. while most of the GET AN EARLY START ON to do in his retirement as he has and conflict meant war. By the time I was six years old. I knew aforenamed incidents happened many hobbies and interests. Next while I was growing up. I have YOUR SUMMER TAN fall he will be going to Sweden as exactly what sports and competi- tion could do to a person. Often witnessed many more such in- Why waste time in 30 minute beds? an assistant coach for an interna- cidents just this year between so- tional football team. times, it wasn't very pleasant. Use our 15 minute no-sweat I remember an incident a long called adults. Wolff Classic beds time ago when my friends and I Major league baseball season were playing football in my opened up amid controversy and backyard (this was way back the "beanball." three bench- 5 sessions for $5.00 when you could play all-out clearing brawls in the first week. College basketball was worse (with purchase of reg. price tanning package) tackle football and not really get hurt). We used to play all the then ever this past season, the time without much incident, but end result being the installation " on this particular day we let a of much stricter rules by the kid from the other end of the NCAA to limit the "fight Perfect Image neighborhood play. His name was epidemic" next season. Tim. Anyway, when the winning "'But these are national events, touchdown was scored, Tim, the you don't see that junk happen around here." Wrong. 817 Center Ave . The high school hockey season Moorhead 233-3036 was marred this season when L numerous violent incidents Easy walk from Concordia EXTRA LARGE BIG V STYLE occurred between players, their 2 doors east of Taco John's SINGLE ITEM PIZZA coaches and the hockey sticks, liven closer to home — in- Yours tramural sports. 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Track continues outdoor season by Todd Anderson sports editor

< • • , Moth the men's and women's MEN'S TRACK — ^ WOMEN'S TRACK OPEN AT DRAKE track teams competed last weekend ^^llRy'cHRISTIANSEN INVITATIONAL Heidi Licke 6th 1500m run 4:52.96 in their second meet of the outdoor 11th season. The women traveled to Des Greg Defor /¥> 3rd 1500 •:• ..,-, 4:03.37 Lisa Conzemius 4 x 100 relay 50.99 Moines. Iowa to compete in the Jay.Jorgensoh** 3rd 110 hurdles 15.01 Voni Arndt Drake Invitational, getting good per- Kent Fritze 400 meters 51.66 Ann McKenna 5th formances against the excellent Brdce Hechel 5th 10k 35:06.17 Pam Olson Denise Balzarini • 4th 4 x 800 relay 9:45.24 competition. Kris DeBoer was the Jack Danielson 5th 4 x 100 relay 45.85 sole first place finisher for the Cob- Dustin Hoffman Chris Godfrey • ' ,• bers, as she continues to dominate Steve Senger Heidi Licke Chris Fredrick the triple jump competition. The Don Worcester rest of the team found the going Jay Jorgenson 3rd 400 hurdles 58.08 Tammy Krell • 5th 100 hurdles 15.80 Kris DeBoer 12th long jump 16'83/4 tough competing in the college divi- Bart Mueller 5th 800 meters 1:58.92 sion of the meet that included a Tammy Krell 6th high jump 5'2" John Zielski 4th 5000 meters M7:47.46 university competition. Krista Blixt 18th shot put 367'^" . Matt Taylor 2nd 4 x 400 relay 3:29.32 The men stayed closer to home Jay Jorgenson Chris Fredrick 3rd distance medley 12:41.29 •-••••:•-

'."••• *•/•'• ''• last weekend as they hosted the fifth Peggy Savanick Greg Oefor annual In1 Christianson Invitational. '. '. ••'• *' 'r • • • Sue Licke Kent Fritze The men also ran into some very Heidi Licke Paul Pallas 2nd shot put 14.69m tough competition in the meet with Chris Godfrey 7th 800m Paul LaBelle 4th shot put < JjjjvN-Xi 14.43m 2:24.45 ' UND. MSU. Valley City State, U-M Dave Schweitz vV-* 3rd long jump ,-^g| 6.45m Michelle Jolie 6th discus 125'3" Morris. NDSCS and Fergus Falls Amy Walstad 9th discus 12T3" Brian Barstad hammer #t«AV' 35.48%^ Community College. The Cobbers f* * 1st v Paul Pallas 2nd hammer ' ' * ! 33.73 ^ « Jill Farver 12th discus 1177" did manage to place a number of Paul LaBelle 3rd hammer 33.67 Kris DeBoer 'j&gft 1st triple jump ' 37'9Vft" competitors in the meet and did Clint Faust $*;,<£ 3rd javelin 176'1" Lisa Conzemius 3rd sprint medley 1:52.15 especially well in the field events. Stacy Haynes iS **\ 4th pole vault 13'6" Voni Arndt Captain Tony Urdahl took first place • Tony Urdahl 1st discus 45.12m Ann McKenna \M' in the discus, and Brian Barstad was Tammy Krell •- ' «,*>• ••"', able to take first in the hammer throw, an event that Concordia dominated, taking the top places. GET A LIFE HAPPY The Concordian is looking for a dedicated, BIRTHDAY! hard-working, talented and imaginative person to fill the position of "Such is Lifer

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•* Anderson from page 23 tunately. not everybody knows teresting. No. while all these ac- that.) tivities are competition, one brawls in history have been bet- Athletics are very unique in never sees the physical confronta- ween women. Finally, I know it is that they consist of virtually tion that occurs in most other something that occurs between unrestrained physical competi- competitive sports. Timberiand everyone, not just kids. tion. It's that physical aspect that So what can we do about it? So what's the point of this obviously creates the occasional I'm not sure if anything can be MEN'S SHOES depressing column? You tell me. disputes. Come to think of it. 1 done. But by simply remembering The reason I wrote it ,is because haven't ever seen two debators that old adage "it's only a game." it has been something relevant in go head to head or fist to fist. perhaps some of the more in- DOWNTOWN FARGO the past few weeks, especially Mas anyone seen i\n all out brawl tense situations may never occur. here at Concordia. Sports are WEST ACRES at a chess championship? However, if there will be great for the most part. Violent However, I must admit that a "Michelub Light for the winner." episodes seem to happen no mat- good-natured caddie/golfer brawl then watch out. This is one of ter what, even at Christian on the eighteenth green at Peb- those rare instances where it's only schools such as this. (Unfor- ble Beach might be kind of in- a game doesn't apply. 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Chuck The women's race was a Editor's Notes Westerholm was the first out of the showdown between last year's se- Apologies to Sue Calpin and Sue Calhoun who were the water in 13:06 and was soon on the cond place finisher, Julianne Nelson, by Al Kraft indirect recipients of a mistake on my part. It was Sue bike course with nothing but one and newcomer Shannon Klint. Klint copy editor Calpin who got the win in last week's women's Softball game. team and the finish line ahead of was the first woman out of the pool As for Ms. Calhoun, how about going out for next year's him. in 14:38, but Nelson took the lead Late spring triathlons in Min- team? -You've got a perfect 1-0 record so far. You're on line Tom Idstrom, Craig Lambrecht by the end of the biking and never nesota? The swimmers must be part for a very successful career. ICskimo. part polar bear. For the last and Richard Hagcr emerged from looked back. She won with a time the water moments later and began of 2:47:39, finishing in front of Klint four years. Cobbers have staged Any comment regarding the performance of my "second - their relentless attack on and Bjerkness, respectively. their own triathlon, wisely opting to string ink slinger" would be appreciated. I've heard mixed Westerholm's lead. The bike course The men's team of Terry Tongatc, swim in the heated waters of the reports, but on the whole it's been positive. Please send any was a flat, out-and-back ride into the Chip Homme and Brian Ostlie Concordia pool rather than take a remarks regarding his somewhat controversial column to Post wind-swept wasteland of North smoked the other teams with an freezing outdoor dip. Office Box 97. Any comment will be appreciated. The Concordia triathlon, held last Dakota. Gusty headwinds on the overall time of-1:49:52. Tongate's way out made the course seem like swim (12:58), Homme's bike Saturday, consisted of a IK swim, Finally, an official "farewell" is in order for my graduating a 20k uphill followed by a 20K (1:00:58) and Ostlie's run (36:12) 40K bike and 10K run. The race at- predecessor Lee Carlson. Good luck in your teaching career. downhill, according to one were the fastest splits for each event tracted 14 teams and 21 individual But remember, calling people wicked names just won't do in participant. in the triathlon. The women's team participants, according to race direc- the real world. Nevertheless, the genuinely controversial At the bike-to-run transition, consisting of Ronnaug Helleland. tor Kari Bjerkness. nature of your column is something to strive for. Pair Westerholm maintained his lead Ola Prestlokken and Line Ditlefson "This year's race was better warning to all remaining Cobber students: next year while Hager moved into second finished in 2:27:34. besting their organized and received a record controversy will become a much desired aspect to the once place in front of Idstrom. This didn't closet rivals by nearly ten minutes. number of participants," said boring and superficial sports section. "Fat Chicks" beware; last long as Idstrom reeled in Hager, Janet Durfee, Steve Pierson and Bjerkness. "The course this year was the ghost of Carlson lives on. SeriousLee! better and the volunteers were ex- cruising to a 10K split of 38:18. Nate Miller took the coed team title cellent." Even though his run split was the with a final time of 2:17:43, less than Because of the limited capacity of fastest for the individual com- two minutes ahead of the second the pool, four separate heats Were petitors, it wasn't enough as place team of Sara Burros, Adam held with a five-minute warmup ses- Westerholm coasted to a winning Beck and Donna Abrahamson. sion between heats. The first heat time of 2:00:56. ldstrom's second started promptly at 9 a.m. while the place finish proved that he is a force final heat-began sometime after 10 to be reckoned with, while Hager a.m. came in third. IT'S GRADUATION

. •* Carlson from page 19 line whenever they need a fyeer, anyway'. They always come in GRIN & BEAR IT! something funny enough to which is generally two or three packS'Of three or four, but by convince a couple of chicks to times the average. That will never the end of the night they all head back to East and break change until somebody can stop share a similar view. No matter V Give a Shoebox Greetings intervis." them. Another constant is that what party you go to you'll hear card, it's guaranteed to "Hmmm, Bentley that doesn't half the people there do not have it. any idea what they're doing, and "Men are just 9$%$a9es, I hate make your grad grin! really sound like the Concordia Only at Hallmark. equation but it is definitely a the other half are doing exactly all men." well-structured plan. Let's go at what they want to do ... annoy Like I said, parties have anyone who comes within yelling changed a lot, but they are still six instead." 1 Although these plans tended to distance. Most of these here. It would be a pretty safe look feasible, they seldom turned descriptions are directed toward bet, if Cobbers were indeed out as envisioned. After an hour the male gender, but women allowed to bet, that there will or two of intense concentration have a few tendencies as well always be social gatherings of the by the silver cylinder, this pair of when they go to parties. boisterous type. Laws can be well-intentioned froshie found They try and look nice. That is passed and houses can be themselves fighting a downhill a little puzzling because the destroyed, but they'll continue. battle. circumstances usually involve I can't continue. I'm out of "B B B Benty. I drink I'm flying refreshments and furniture, space and out of Concordia. thunk, mebee we better slow and if they arc trying to impress Good luck, Bentley. Thanks and Hatchs down a little bit." Mr. Right, he's most likely good luck to the rest ot you and West Acres dressed up as Mr. Scuzball "Shut that hole in your face last and least. Good-bye. 282-4457 quick, there's a couple of babes Hallmark coming. This is what we've been I ^^ ^^ ^M I ©1986 Hanmortt Cards, tot waiting for, just let me do the talking." "So ladies, glad to see you $2.00 OFF ANY CD* could make it to my fine apartment for the get together." "Oh, you. live here?" Disc & Tape Masters "Well, sorta, actually I only live here on weekends." 815 Main Ave. Giovanni's "Listen, you little pea-brained Moorhead jerk, there are a couple of things you better become aware of Expires Aug. 31, 1988 Pizza before you pass out. I didn't come here to listen to some * Excludes Sale CD's and Tuesdays freshman try to speak drunk in three different languages and secondly, my boyfriend also lives April Special: here and he should be getting Large 2 Item back into town from the bodybuilding competition anytime Cobbers now, so I'll have him talk to you $5.25 about the back rent you owe." Going away for FREE DELIVERY "OODS." "Bentley?" the bummer? "Yeah?" ^ Then store your stuff and MEDIUM " j "If brains were big houses save, save, save you'd be living in a phone booth." 2 ITEM PIZZA i Please realize that this was a Fargo Space Center fictional case based on many 232-9452 different occassions. Although $4.00 i some fellas out there can relate 1000 S. 36th St.»Fargo»58103 to the story, they probably Come in and reserve your unit in advance CLIP COUPON . | learned their lesson and adjusted strategies for the following | Rent any unit and get parties. If they are seniors, they When you think Pizza most likely skip parties and take I $5.00 OFF their girlfriends to the bars or a . > share a unit and split the cost. think Giovanni's! movie. Parties are a pain nowadays. * Fargo Space Center MOORHl.AP WKST FARGO SOUTH FA*RGO NORTH FARGO Some things haven't changed a I ' Coupon good with Student I.D. 233-2883 281-0744 235*6637 235-8877 whole lot. Football players still | Expires May 31, 1988 hKOOKOALl. MALI. 25 SHKYKNNK 1212 PAG I: DRiVH 1JM 11TH ST. N. think they should be able to One coupon per person per unit Hours: 11 A.M.-l A.M. Daily, 4 P.M.-12 Mid. Sunday push their way to the front of the

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We at the Concordian would like to say THANKS to our staff for a productive and fun-filled year. Your hard work and dedication is what makes our paper top rate!!

Our Editorial Endeavorists

•Dan "Who's" Batten, associate editor Have an awesome summer! -Maria "Snorkles" Temanson, news editor •Chris "Gravy Sucking Pig" Iverson, lifelines editor -Todd "Scrub" Anderson, sports editor -Al "Hormone" Kraft, copy editor -Kent "GOP" Knutson, projects editor -Stevie "Wonder" Mathre, production director -Todd "Hands" Maki, photo editor -Kristin "I'm Pissed" Sonnenberg, type manager Our Creative Ad Wonderkins -Carolyn "Lush" Liesch, executive assistant •Brenda "Dead" Daines, photographer -Susann "Whitey" Halvorson, photographer •Chris Opsahl assistant ad manager -Steve "No Film" Hanson, photographer •Kent Reiersgaard production manager -Scott "Research Paper" Johnson, graphic artist -Jon Bartelt ad designer •Dan "Ten O'Clock Already?" Huseby, technical worker -Ken Martinson sales representative -Lisa "Ten O'Clock Already?" McGonigle, technical worker -Beth Gjerstad sales representative -Jane "French Horny" Preheim, technical worker •Steve Hagstrom sales representative •Lisa "Already" Dunn, typesetter -Scott Moe sales representative -Charisse "Shhh" Isackson, typesetter -Lisa Pederson technical worker -Christine "Quiet" Mattison, typesetter -Gerele Pelton technical worker -staff writers -Lisa Plummer technical worker -Amy Getter Debra Morrill, editor Advertising Manager Michele Braun, business manager

Sandy. Thanks for putting up with us Jodi "UD" Kay- S-TAPpers. You're the greatest -- we're going to Hey. pal. cheer up. Remember Help Wanted Personals miss you" When this rush is over, we can have what you told me In a week you'll be nervous breakdowns. We've worked KH. KM, CR. and SN sitting back and all the stress will be hard for them and no one can deprive gone. You'll have a fun summer work- Need a summer job'? Call Cities' Best Christopher, us of them. So there! WINTER GRADUATION 7 ing at 3M I'd like a tour sometime. Jill and Kan H. Painting at 924-9909. Must live m snap shots needed If you know of so- So where do we go from here You Deb Twin Cities metro area Experience know I am going home this summer meone who does, please call or write Stub and Harnet— preferred, not required Call M-F. 8-5. The Cobber at 299-3125 or FPO 106 and who knows. I might find someone Gretchen- there who won"t forget to introduce Thanks for all your support. I love for immediate employee {Exterior Even though we haven't seen each you both dearly. residential painting.) Dear KB. JG. DP WB me to his friends You know you could other much this school year, I con- 1 AmySue Hey No "SNACKIN ' when I'm always try a ring Ha Just kidding. sider you one of my nearest and Summer Work not around - got that" III mtss you Always, dearest friends. Let's spend some To Hands Photo, (alias F Stop Bob) The South Western Company is in- guys' Laur time together in May Congrats on be- From Whitey, Dead Brains, and The terested in students who: 1) are able Love. "STUDY'IN" P S. I do love you and will miss you! ing one of the first class to graduate Significant Other. We'll miss you. Get to relocate to another area for the Why? Probably has something to do summer. 2) will work hard for self im- Dear Jon' from the nursing program here. Con- a life. How many ounces in a quart? 1 with a pair of round glasses provement. 3) would like to save over Here's to 'The 24-Hour Club " Lets grats also on your job and everything Hope your future is full of larger, bet- $2,500. and 4) feel satisfaction from make it the best1 Enjoy your summer! Mrs Kubik. Dr Larson. Dr Lell. Mr. else! ter equipped darkrooms and later helping others. If interested call Dave LoVe your partner Pesola. and chemistry staff- For help- Deb deadlines. Maybe someday you'll get the big picture! Luv Ya — Let's do at 299-3208 Leave a message if he 1 ing me endure AND enjoy the last four Dear Team Dan W isn't home. years. THANKS. Trudie Knox lunch sometime? We are the "Olympians!" Thanks I don't know what to say. You're the photo phools graduating May 1. Since you'll still be Lifeguards, counselors, health super- for accepting the greenhorn from Concordian staff- 1 1 1 around in May. I'll count on doing the Perlnge, I wish you weren't leaving visor ana kitchen staff needed for Girl Hallett Thanks for a great year Well, this is it. The last Concordian deck then. ... we still have to go skiing Scout camp in central Wisconsin. Love. T.B. of this school year We've done good. Deb sometime! I'm |ealous — Australia! June 12-Aug. 13 Salary ranges It's been fun and a great experience. Dear Two-N's. WOW!! Good luck - $900-51600. Contact Mary Pesef I hope you all have a fun summer. Ill Thanks for everything you're the Kan, That crazy American 6020 Wmgedfoot Ct. Indpls. In 46254 1 see you next semester greatest ! I love you guys! Lollipop, Thanks for being my roomie. 317-297-0853 Your loving editor. Lollipop Thanks for putting up with my moods. Tigger — Take care! T.T.F.N. Debra Thanks for letting me call you names. WORK EVENINGS WHILE YOU AT- Your friend. Thanks, Debra. Stevie Thanks for letting me talk to you in the TEND SUMMER SCHOOL. Imme- Tara Amy— middle of the night. Thanks for diate opening for part-time driver Hey. Amy. Thanks for a good To all the popular people doing fun Dear W: laughing at me. Thanks for trying to Apply m person at Checkerboard semester in the advertising depart- things out there — We're in for a great Thanks for putting up with me ... keep my nose to the grindstone. Pizza. Holiday Mall. Moorhead. ment Its been fun. Good luck on the year! Work like a team, play a team, you're a LIFESAVER (wintergreen Thanks for being you. Thanks for a West Coast. You'll do good and be a team. Together we can fun year. (And you say that I only write CHILD CARE WANTED: High even') Deb psychologically maul him beyond school or college student to supervise Love. T you notes when I am apologizing or recognition. activities for 2 boys (8 and 9) for the thanking you for something!) Dear Math May-Seminarians: Todd - summer. Own transportation. 3 Love. S.L.: This is it... hang in there! Watch out To the best photo editor in years. days/week. North Fargo. $65/week Thanks a lot for getting everything Deb .. Glad we got such a first rate mentor Call 232-4629 after 5 p.m. Europe . . here we come! Club 28 will be celebrating and danc- Remember girls, be serious and no organized (not a typical ENFP trait, but one at which you did good). To my mates in the endzone. It's been ing to the music all fall. giggling (cheryl)! one of the best years of my life, but KK Love. T & S You've got a fun life ahead of you. Go where it takes you. That last little bit hey. let's clean the bathroom. Jay "The experience we're getting here For Sale Hey Club 20! Thanks for a fantastic of advice was unnecessary because is invaluable. Where else can we learn year! Good luck on finals and have I know you will. You"re not afraid of PTA Baby to stay up late, get paid so little, be a terrific summer! Jeff I and Karen O what life has to offer you. I'll give in Thank you Danke for being with me appreciated so little, and still have sc Takara Sundevil Cruiser Bike $75. to cliches and say "good luck." through this semester. much fun doing it?" Julia Bonita— Desk $25. Bed $30. Prices Deb Just Me negotiable. Call now! Elm 287-2301. Gracias para elano mas divirtido del Jillian — Thank you for making this mundo. Pero no olvide "Esta pro- Kimmer— Thanks to AB, JJ. JO. PA. DM, PJ. Summer Sublet school year the best one ever for me. hibido girar en los secadores." Congrats on Crate and Barrel. CJL, the East Complex staff, ME, DR. Without you, I know I know I would Spacious one-bedroom apartment Su amiga siempre — Chicago, no less. What a blast! And RG and SH and Mom, Dad and four blocks from Concordia. Sleeps have gone insane. You're my best Brenda Borracha right where you wanted to be. Lance for helping me through the friend, and I know we've got nowhere two, modern appliances, laundry in Wisconsin was fun. Thanks. Let's do JOB. worst semester of my life . .. Thanks to go but up. Arizona in August! building. May 10-Aug. 1. $2507month. one last lunch on me before you to you, I think I made it! Saturday couldn't come too soon. Fuzz* utilities included. S. Herman, graduate. Maybe another two hours Maria 299-3425. How's that for a hint, or is it the at Old Broadway9 Martha — my dear roommate: I thank "boot." • Deb Steph — Thanks for everything. Bum You've been such a super roommate. you for the deep friendship we have To my one and only current, Have a good time in France. I'll miss shared. Your advice will be valued Hans! Thank you for supplying me with always! Best wishes with Zion Thanks for your comments. Who you. the energy needed to handle daily life. Love. Stevie Lutheran Brotherhood. are you? With 24 kids, how could I forget you? Amy Beyond Eighth Street Love. Your toaster HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROSA!!!!!