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$19.99 Michael G. Scott Somehow $22.99 in Canada Dwight K. Schrute Dwight K. © CHAPTER 2: GUM Photo EVERYBODY LIKES THE GUY WHO MICHAEL SCOTT OFFERS THEM A STICK OF GUM— Michael Scott was the regional manager Gum Guy is nice, laid-back and cool. of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company for He’s the type of manager who people over 16 years. He was born in Scranton, want to hang out with after work and Pennsylvania on March 15, 1964, which I Somehow tell their life stories to. And you should he would like to point out is the same tell them your whole life story too! birthday as Eva Longoria’s. His years of success in management and comedy have given him the necessary f v experience to tell you how to do your job. Michael lives in Boulder, Colorado with his There are all types of managers: financial managers, wife Holly, their two kids and their dog, McDonald’s managers, Britney Spears’ manager, paper company Excerpts From Somehow I Manage Pamela Beagsley. This is his first book. managers, moms, baseball managers… the list goes on. Not all those people are naturally good at their jobs. Some have to work M “Treat people like equals and really hard at it. Others write books about it. I’m Michael Scott Rave Reviews for the Book always make them feel good about and this is my manual, “Somehow I Manage.” If you follow my anage themselves. It will pay off. For guidelines, soon you’ll be the world’s second best manager “I’m not even sure what this is...” (Sorry, I’ll always be #1. I have a mug that proves it.) example, my ex-friend Packer once The New York Times implied that my employee Phyllis wasn’t hot. “When you become close with someone, you develop a kind ALSO FROM THE MIND OF MICHAEL SCOTT of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And Manage HBO Special: Here I Go Again... I I couldn’t have that kind of right now, the title of Michael’s book is.. “Something Weird negativity floating around. So I Is Going On…colon…What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Threat Level Midnight: The Movie f hugged Phyllis and told her I was Story…by Michael Scott. With Dwight Schrute.” Threat Level Midnight: The Book worried about getting a boner. It Dwight K. Schrute v By made her feel wonderful. Later on Michael G. Scott that day she made two big sales.” Jacket design by Phil Caminiti Jacket photos by Erin Hannon Jacket © 2011 Sabre, Inc. Printed in the U.S.A. 5.5" x 8.5" Trim Size.

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