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Se tember 25 1991 verEstablished 1894 eenVol. 98 No. 25 Hanna vetoes funds for Hispanic conference amount was too high and not enough WSU Ruben Peralta, MEChA program commit- also were inviting education representatives students would benefit from the conference. tee chairman, said he was surprised by the from all over the state to help us. The main ASWSU Senate "By no means does the conference justify veto. reason the cost was so high was because we "When Hanna was campaigning he came planned to advertise on the radio in areas all passes it II down and told us that minority affairs was over the state with high Hispanic popula- on his list of top priorities," Peralta said. tions. " by one vote Those funds are "He gave us the impression he was very Dave Sheldon, ASWSU public relations supposed to be used to supportive of us. But we're not stupid, we director, said MEChA was not present at the know how campaign promises don't materi- Senate Program Committee review which By Shelley Jones benefit more of the alize sometimes. " may have helped them obtain the funds Evergreen Staff needed for the conference. ASWSU President James Hanna, one student body than the Peralta said the goal of the conference week after criticizing other campus organi- conference would. was to bring in high school students and get The review is for committees to explain zations for not being sensitive to the needs them interested in college. Also, they what they've done and to explain their future - Jim Hanna of minority students, has vetoed a bilI to planned to invite Hispanic college students plans. They tell the review board whether allocate $4,500 to MEChA, ASWSU's His- to try to recruit them for graduate school. they were successful and if they need any anic awareness organization. the amount of the bill," he said. "Those "The amount was high because we extra money for the next year. P The bill was proposed to fund a state con- funds are supposed to be used to benefit planned on inviting several inspirational "They didn't even show up. If they did, ference hosted by WSU in November. more of the student body than the confer- speakers to help us encourage Hispanic stu- Hanna said he vetoed the bill because the ence would." dents to attend college," Peralta said. "We See MECHA on page 3 WORLD BRIEF Play takes British hostage freed, American 'dark look' at could follow in footsteps DAMASCUS, Syria (AP) - In another breakthrough in the hos- tage crisis, kidnappers freed 77-year-old Briton Jack Mann on Tues- sex, society day after holding him for 865 days, and a Shiite Muslim leader said an American hostage may soon follow. Walking painfully and stooped over, Mann was led by officials For the record, "Sexual Per- into a packed news conference at the Syrian Foreign Ministry, where versity in Chicago," Daggy The- he angrily denounced his captors for chaining him and ordering him atre's latest production. isn ' t about what you think it's about. around. It's a one-act comedy about four Asked if he had any news of the other hostages, Mann said, north side Chicago adults (two "None at all." male, two female) who talk Yeltsin arranges cease-fire in south frankly (maybe explicitly) about sex while they struggle against MOSCOW (AP) - Boris Yeltsin scored a diplomatic coup Tues- society's norms. All right, maybe day by arranging a cease-fire between warring factions in Armenia it is what you think it's about. and Azerbaijan. But strife raged in Central Asia and Georgia's "Sexual Perversity in Chi- leader ordered a state of emergency in the Georgian capital. cago" deals with the trials of Yeltsin and Kazakhstan President Nursultan Nazarbayev negoti- two couples' relationships. ated at least a temporary end to the conflict which has claimed 800 "It takes a dark look at the lives and driven tens of thousands from their homes since 1988. heterosexual relationship," said Georgian President Zviad Gamsakhurdia said he would clamp a director Mark Willison. Most of state of emergency on Tbilisi on Wednesday and vowed to oust the comedy comes from their hundreds of armed opponents who have occupied the republic's thoughts and ideas on sex. broadcasting studios since Sunday. What makes the play shocking Iraq holds U.N.inspectors for spying isn't that the characters talk about sex, but how they talk UNITED NATIONS (AP) - Iraqi troops on Tuesday detained 44 about it. According to Willison, U.N. inspectors for the second time, and officials accused them of the language plays a strong part being spies. The inspectors said they videotaped documents showing in the play. which foreign companies supplied materials for Iraq's secret nuclear "(The language) might offend weapons program. people but I hope they can see President Bush condemned Baghdad's "unaceptable behavior," through it and see the situation," and warned Saddam Hussein not to "miscalculate" as he did during said Michael Porter, who plays the Gulf War. • • • ~taff photo by David Wellington the character of Bernard Litko. "We don't want to see any more anguish inflicted on the Iraqi Brian Taibi and Kelly Meyer enJoy a restive moment people, but overriding that is the international community's determi- in the play "Sexual Perversit in Chica 0." See PLAY on page 3 nation that these resolutions be fully complied with," Bush said in New York. The U.N. Security Council demanded that Iraq release the inspec- tors before an emergency council meeting Tuesday evening. GPSA proposes governor's council Former Polish dissident warns China tants in classes with freshmen that recently gradu- By John Kosh, Jr. BEIJING (AP) - Adam Michnik, a political prisoner in Commu- ated high school." nist Poland and a legislator in the new, democratic Poland, held out Evergreen Staff Berggren said America's high school education is his hands and imitated a man trembling with nerves. The Graduate and Professional Student Associa- inferior to other industrialized nations. "When Chinese officials see me coming ... ," he said, and let tion senators at Monday night's meeting said they The committee could have a big impact by focus- laughter finish the sentence. would like to form a committee to recommend ing and concentrating on the concerns at the high Could this be China's future coming to haunt it? improvements on Washington's public high schools school level. "They (the Polish Communists) put us in jail, but later they to Gov. Booth Gardner. "The high schools are very inefficient. A high invited us to a round table (talks)," said Bronislaw Geremek, the The GPSA senate also approved its 1991-92 bud- school diploma means you were docile enough to Polish delegation's leader, to a group of Chinese officials. "You get and discussed the upcoming National Associa- sit through 12 years of education," he said. "It's a shame." may want to think about your own dissidents. You may have to talk tion of Graduate and Professional Students western to them some day. " regional conference. Earlier in the meeting, the senate approved, with District. representative. Fritz Berggren proposed little debate, its 1991-92 budget. The GPSA will the formation of a committee to gather suggestions receive $134,150 for expenditures - $3,000 less and comments from graduate and professional stu- than requested. The majority of revenue, $106,425, dents on how to Improve the state's high schools. will come from student activity fees. The information will come before the senate to Senators also discussed the NAGPS western QUOTE of the DAY be sorted and will then be presented in written form regional conference, to be held Oct. 18-20 at WSU. to Gardner and members of the state legislature. Graduate students and guest speakers from several There is no free lunch. "As graduate students, we are in the position to western states are expected to participate. se~ the problems and offer suggestions," Berggren Activities include several work sessions, speak- - Milton Friedman said. ers, round table discussions and a banquet. "Graduate students are often young enough to Registration will be held at 7 p. m. Oct. 18 in the rememb€r· high school and many are teachers' assis- C,lJlfs tl1jrd floor lobby, . ~', 2 The Evergreen Wednesday, September 25, 1991 WSU, Pullman, Wash. ACT NOWn TH E '92 "ACF" Money Source Directory is out! Get information on the latest LOCAL BRIEFS FREE Money Grants!! Student Loans!! And Additional Financial Assistance! For your "ACF" (Available College Funds) Briefs policy Directory, Please RUSH $9.95 + 2.00 S&H (refundable) Payable to: Campus briefs are a public service to Evergreen readers and should be submitted at least four days prior to the intended date of publication. 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Sheldon said the bill would WSU's Eastlick biological sci- Boomslang. have consumed 10 percent of ence building has been a home The main area of study is cur- ASWSU's unearmarked funds for for snakes all over the world. rently the brown tree snake. Fif- The snake lab, on Eastlick's teen specimens are being studied the year. "We have never spent that second floor, has an array of for their behavioral characteris- much money on a single bill snakes ranging from small garter tics and killing of prey because before," he said. snakes found here on the Palouse they have suddenly begun attack- to deadly cobras and vipers. ing people on the island of The bill was at an eight to Professor K. V. Kardong, head Guam, which they heavily popu- eight deadlock when ASWSU of the snake lab, is in charge of late. vice-president, Ray French, cast getting the snakes needed to "We are trying to figure out the deciding vote to pass it. carry out studies and experi- reasons for the sudden hostility MISS , "The fact that only half the ments. change toward people," Rochelle " senate favors the bill leads me to said. "We are also experiment- believe that there is not enough Mike Rochelle, who works ing with their venom and its CLEO under Kardong, said the tests student support to warrant allo- potency. " performed in the lab deal mostly cating such a large sum of Rochelle said there have never money," said Hanna. with the structure of the snakes. "We look at bone structure been escapes of snakes from their and determine why they are built cages, and Kardong has only Leah Galanti, MEChA presi- the way they are," Rochelle been bitten once in his career by dent, said if the funds can't be said. "This includes studying the a rattlesnake, but the lab has C\-=.~-'--~~.=-=___:_-"-=-~~~ obtained through ASWSU, they snakes' eating pattern and behav- anti-venom antidotes at the ready CIeo_p will have to get more from out- ior, the way they capture or if something of that nature were Dr\j\JC66NS6MBL6 side donors. strike at their prey and also the to occur. SATURDAY, SEPT. 28, 8 P.M. "When Hanna was campaign- toxicity of their venom if they "Kardong is a professional," ing, he said he was all for diver- are poisonous. BEaSLEY COLISEUM, PULLMaN Rochelle said, "He is the only sity, which we are trying to "BLOOD RIVER" - An explosive vision of South Africa one who handles the vipers, achieve. We thought he was an Rochelle said the snake lab "SWEET 'BEE" - Music by Aretha Franklin holds nearly 100 snakes. Almost cobras and Boomslang." "SONGS OF DISINHERITED" - Music - Traditional & Voices ally.." said Galanti. half are extremely poisonous rat- Three people, including .. ... of East Harlem Ticket Prices tlesnakes, while others include Rochelle, are allowed to handle RJUNDANCE - MUSIC- Jean Michele Jarre $8. $17.50 If conference registration fees pythons and boa constrictors the rest of the snakes, but are raised, it would take less which are not poisonous but kill Rochelle said they first had to go money from ASWSU to fund their prey by constriction, mem- through a rigorous training these events, Hanna said. The bers of the cobra family, various course in snake handling. registration fee for those attend- ing conferences is $50.

"Each person pays for his or her own room, board and the banquet, plus the registration fee," said Maurillo Garza, dis- trict I senator. "When you take into account that we are inviting high school and college students, after they pay all the other costs, it gets quite expensive. If the fees are raised, we won't get anyone to attend."

The proposal will come up for revote at the ASWSU senate meeting tonight, and it has to pass by two thirds. Garza said he thinks $4,500 is a reasonable amount to ask for the conference, but he said if it does not pass, he thinks MEChA will come up with a new pro- posal asking for less money. BEFORE TRUSTING YOUR FUTURE

"I hope we can come up with a compromise that will please TO ANY COMPANY; ASI( ,FOR everyone," said Hanna. "If we don't get the funding SOME LETTERS OF REFERENCE. from ASWSU, the conference may not be as big as we wanted, but we're definately going to do u put more than just your savings 2.200 nationwide. that received these it," said Peralta. yointo a retirement company. You put highest marks. in your trust and hopes for the future. CREF. FOUR MORE LETTERS too. So before you choose one, ask some EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW. PLA Y: from the cover questions. How stable is the company? For further growth potential and diversi- While the language might How solid are its investments? How sound fication, there's the CREF variable annuity shock viewers, it poses a special is its overall financial health? with four different investment accounts to problem for the actors. Whereas A good place to start looking for answers most actors are taught to per- give you the flexibility you want as you form, says Porter, they have to is in the ratings of independent analysts. save for the future. make the dialogue seem natural Three companies. all widely recognized Together. TIAA and CREF form the to make it effective. resources for fmding out how strong a nation's largest private retirement system. fmancial services company really is, gave One of Willison's goals is to with over $95 billion in assets and more get more students to come to the- TIAA their top grade. than 70 years of experience serving the ater. IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, TIAA education community. For over one million "It'll be a fresh perspective IS LEITER-PERFECT. people nationwide, the only letters to for the non-theatre-goer," TIAA received A + from A.M. Best Co., remember are TIAA-CREF. explained Willison. "The play will open the eyes AAA from Standard & Poor's and Aaa 1-----·------of the students who don't go to from Moody's Investors Service. These SEND NOW FORA FREE theater. " ratings renect TIAA's reliable claims-paying RETIREMENT INVESTMENT KIT, ability, exceptional financial strength, including a Spt'c'ud Report on TIAA investments. Over the summer Willison Mail this coupon to: TIAA-CREF, Dept. QC, directed "Jack and the Bean- superior investment performance, and low 730 Third Avenue, New York, NY 10017,Or call stalk" for Summer Palace The- expenses. With its guaranteed rate of return 1800-842-2733. Ext. 8016. atre. This is his third production. and opportunity for dividends, TIAA is "Sexual Perversity in Chi- Ntllllt' (Please print) cago" was written by David one of less than ten companies, out of Marnet in 1974 as a backlash to the sexual revolution. Cily Stall'

The play will run tonight In,,'li/lililill (Full name) through Saturday. Ensuring the future The curtain rises at 8 p.m. for rut. for those who shape it:M all shows. Tlt1A·CRf.'F Participant !I'.yu. Social Saurily # General admission is $4, WSU o ». DNo students can get in for free. The eN show is rated R for content. ., _. ", . __ -.._ - ~ - - _ - _ ~ ..4 • ~ ., • a ~ ~ ... ,'- .. ". , ••• I . ."~" " . .. '." -~... " 4 The Evergreen Wednesday, September 25,1991 WSU, Pullman. Wash. EDITORIAL PAGE ASWSU President changes tone Not that anyone would be foolish tion of the student body. enough to trust the word of a politician in And the hammer fell. the first place, but ASWSU president Jim How does the esteemed president hope Hanna still threw the student body a to make the hispanic population signifi- curve. cant enough when he vetos a bill Just days after lambasting the Ever- designed exclusively to increase the his- green for its "insensitivity" to the con- panic participation in higher education at cerns of minority students and riding his WSU? high horse of racial integrity, Hanna Perchance Hanna intends to further the changed his position. cause of minorities at WSU, but only the Or, perhaps the horse threw its rider. largest ones and the smaller populations They often do when they don't feel the will have to wait their tum for things like rider is worthy of the saddle. funding and attention. Hanna, as politicians are wont to do, If that is the case then the assertions of promised MEChA (a hispanic awareness minority action groups at WSU are campus organization) that the group was entirely merited; that if a group is smaller one of his top priorities. then its priorities are therefore smaller Photo from Spin Magazine, September 1991 MEChA then appealed to his pro- and discrimination ensues. minority nature to fund a conference A politician speaking out of both sides The purple King designed to attract more hispanic students of his mouth is nothing new, American "love," but Prince's music to college. By Sunil Bhatia presidents have been doing it for years on Columnist shows the inherent beauty in true ASWSU's senate seemed to think it end. But when an issue of this magni- lovemaking. Women like that. Prince is back! Next Wednes- Prince is a poet. His brilliance was a fine idea since the group passed tude, an issue crucially important to day, the funkiest, smoothest, shows on "lovesexy": "The MEChA's bill. everyone involved is treated as though it grooviest, baddest musical per- feeling U get when U fall in love Enter Jim Hanna. The pro-minority is meaningless, then perhaps it is time for former will release his latest ven- not with a girl or boy but with ture titled "Diamonds and president with veto power and a poor heavens above." a new politician. Pearls. " His current band, The The general view of Prince is short term memory. Minority groups need to be heard. New Power Generation will add that he only discusses sex in his Thanks to Jim the bill is now dead. Politicians do not need to say one thing extra musical flavor to the music. This is an unfair asser- album, like his old group The Apparently he didn't think that it would and do another. tion. Although love is a great Revolution did in the early 80s deal of what Prince sings about, be important to a significant enough por- Andrew C. Walker . with "Purple Rain." he does have social concerns too. Prince is a unique creature. He On his views of today's social is different in music and lifestyle epidemics, Prince wrote a song from the run of the mill rock art- called "Sign 0' the Times." It ists. His tendencies to cross-dress goes like this: " ... In France a Pay now, benefit later have led some to believe he's a skinny man died of a big disease rocker transvestite. His five foot with a little name / By chance his The quality of education in the U.S. is declining. tall height and muscular build Various studies conducted over the last ten years girlfriend came across a needle consistently show increased student and system might convince some he's a and soon she did the same / At weaknesses. Students are limited by too few excel- dwarf. Yet he's still got explo- home there are seventeen-year- lent teachers, teachers are limited by poor working Krista sive sexual attraction that is so old boys / And their idea of fun appealing to women. conditions in terms of class size, resources and sal- Mac Laren is being in a gang called the Dis- Men flinch at the attraction aries, districts are limited by state funding, and ciples / High on crack and totin' women have for Prince. The 0' states are limited by federal funding. Everywhere Columnist a machine gun ... Sign the male of the species is upset when Times ... " there is a lack of innovative ideas for improve- ments, and realsitic game-plans. the same females he relishes are As you can see from those lyr- Everyone is well aware that there are problems the ones who lust after Prince. That's why he's called "faggot" ics, Prince is a poetic genius. with U.S. education, but interest for many stops at As of yet, teacher responsiblities have not been or "someone who goes both You must respect that fact this acknowledgement. The situation appears over- recognized or appreciated to the extent they ways." Pure jealousy. whether you appreciate his style whelming at first glance, and indeed if nothing is deserve. The accusations that Prince's of music or not. If you're one of done to improve inputs and outputs in our schools, The need for qualified teachers and a more effec- music is pornographic are ridicu- those who's undecided about the success and prosperity of the nation will decline tive system is beginning to be emphasized, and lous. Groups like 2 Live Crew Prince, listen to his new album, as a result. ·improvements are anticipated. States all over the and N.W.A. may degrade and see why I and many others One point of contention is the class sizes are too U.S. are in the process of brain-storming ideas for women and advocate violence have cherished the new king for large. Teachers continue to argue that instructi.ng positive changes in their current systems. Grants toward them in the name of the past decade. more than 20 (ideally) or 25 students is ineffective are available to those schools that come up with and wasteful. Many teacher strikes are based on creative ideas for change. this argument. Their point is challenged, not Oregon has already established its plan of action, NELL, THE RECESSION IS because states believe it untrue. but rather because which is similar to European systems. In the tenth ALMOST OVER. EVERYTHI~G states are stingy with their dollars, and decreasing grade students will be required to take a basic skills IS POINTI/liG TOWARD A rou, class sizes means employing and paying more exam. If they fail it they will be held in tenth grade RECOV~R~ EXCEPT: PEOPLE teachers. until they do pass. Upon passing the exam, students To figure class-size averages, one might divide AREN'T BUYING. WE HAVE A have the choice of two tracks: college prep or job LACK OF c.,ONSUM[:1{(ONFII>,,"'Cf. the number of students by the number of teachers, training. The job training track will focus on practi- and come up with roughly 30 students per teacher. cal skills in health care, computer technology or Washington Governor Booth Gardner, on the other other vocational subjects. hand, divides the number of students by all certi- This system will make available more remedial fied professionals in the building, which includes help for students falling behind their peers in basic teachers, councilers etc. He comes up with 21 stu- skills. No one will graduate without a certain stan- dents per class. and then wonders why teachers dard of knowledge and appliication skills. It will complain. also make solid career options available to students Salary disputes are also responsible for many uninterested in college. teacher strikes. According to an article in the The changes, although slow and expensive to Spokesman Review last weekend, based on a implement (ten years and $2.5 billion), should teacher union report, teacher pay increases last year make an enormous dent in the current weaknesses were the smallest in eighteen years, and all indica- of the system. tions are that they will be even worse next year. Citizens in other states need to become con- For a job so critical to the success of our nation, cerned to the point of action. Concern coupled with The Evergreen is published Monday through Friday during the one would think we would be willing to pay for it passivity will not cre~te change. Only people of semester by the Student Publications Board at WSU. to be done effectively. 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ENVIRONMENTAL TASK FORCE Meetings held every Thursday at 5:15pm, in CUB B-17. Any questions please come by ElF office CUB 306. On Patrol: Least popular? Be on the flSWSU Affirmative Action Bhatia got seven votes and Mike Price Committee. Help set goals for 1991- By Dennis Irwin two. Two people said their roommates, Roving Columnist listing such annoyances as curly hair. 1992. Meeting on Sept. 30th at 7pm- This week's subject is the least popular The individual responses were listed person on campus. The idea was recom- below. The reporter made an attempt to 8pm on 2nd floor of CUB. If you mended as a joke, and the reporter was include as many opinions as possible in actually surprised at some of the answers the space allowed, but tried to limit repeti- want to get .involved contact Ron people gave. tion.This week's question - Who do you The most popular answer was "1 don't think is the least popular person on " Eleven Ie said that. Sunil Thomas Jr. at 335-8444. ATTENTION!! ASWSUHomecoming Committee will .... ,uau,,,,., a Junior in Robinson, a in education, said he thought the least popu- education, said she didn't like Bhatia meet at 6:30 tomorrow, Sept. 26, the lar person on campus was Sunil Bhatia. either. "Because his views really hit home CUB Gridiron room. Team Representa- with a lot of people and I think they are .'That Sunil guy, because he is a terri- so controversial he really doesn't have a ble reporter. 1 don't agree with him, tives will meet at 7:30 in the same " room. ASWSU Entertainment Presents; The Homecoming Alternative,

Jennifer Brummett, a junior in archi- The Walkabouts tecture who is also a transfer student, said she thinks the least popular people are the popular person on campus. ones who give parking tickets. "Sam Smith is, because he messes up with his policies with the Greek scene and stuff and the parties. Just the way he has come "1 think the police chief. I'm new at and changed a lot of the policies. It was a Like Rain the school. Most people hate police or lot more slack, now it's strict. Now it's a maybe the parking ticket superintendent. " lot more harsh. saturday Oct. 5th Butch's Den 8pm, $4 WSU ID, $5 wlo

ASWSU FILMS PRESENTS.... CUBAUD $2 MYSTERY TRAIN scott Laviolette, a junior in education, Mindy Peterson, a junior in hotel res- said he had to think about it for a second, taurant, said she feels she is unpopular Set in the pop-CUlturemecca of Memphis, a high- but then the answer was obvious. because she is a transfer student. "I feel put out by people. It's really spirited tale unfotds umere two Japanese teenagers, "Mike Price. His record stands for him- hard to fit in and meet people and people an Italian widow, and a brit and his drinking bud- self. " are really stand-offish." dies are all touched by the presence of Elvis in the end. - Fri. Sept. 27, 7pm LETTERS SUN. Sept. 29, 8pm Absolutely she decide to kill the baby, he suddenly has noThesay. worse thing that can happen to a Dial "M" for Murder father-to-be is to be force-fed the line that outrageous abortion is the easy way out. It isn't. In this Hitchcock thriller, Grace Kelly plays the wife Editor: The only people who will tell you this are As an avid pro-life woman, I hear a lot of the people who gain some personal profit or of a suave man--whose plot to kill her for her money outrageoUS comments from people who satisfy a personal need by doing so. You do does not go as planned. wish to see babies die for profit. Among the have a right to say something. You do have most iJlogical is the argument by these rabid a right to disagree, and you have an obliga- Fri.Sept .,:27 9 30pm pro_abortion types that' 'men have no rights tion to protect the child you helped to create. where abortion is concerned." In fact, the If you are a man and would like to find out Sat. Sept. 28, 7pm, 9:30pm truth IS so.illogical tha~one wonders where what you can do to regain a voice for your S this misgUided country IS headed next. ourfuturemeetings.children, please stop by during one of ...---- un. Sept. 29, 6pm .. For example, while men are equal part- ners in pro-creation and are forced to sup- Wecareaboutwhaty~~~i~~t~.sri~B1asi The ASWSU Veteran IS Affairs Committee is port their children by law, they suddenly have no rights when their partner decides to meeting Monday Sept. 30 at noon in CUB kill their children with abortion. According to a national poll (Shelton, 1989) more than See Iette rs half of all fathers are not even notified of the 6 rm 111. We will discuss the Veteran's Pa- planned abortion of their own children. If a page woman decides to give life to his child, the rade and Veteran Is Week. father is obligated to pay for it, but should _ _. _.. _.. _ 6 The Evergreen Wednesday, September 25, 1991 WSU, Pullman, Wash. LETTERS replaced with a new one, seasoned them cards at Christmastime. tality of a lynchman by using his Good hurt veteran can be quite So the Seahwaks were forced to Dismayed words to draw attention to an oth- adequately replaced by another attempt a 36-yard field goal: erwise informative article. That Editor: QB. Old-growth forests (with instead of a 21-yarder ... a mere Editor: "pleasant racial environment" Everv tree that bringeth forth spotted owls) and aging quarter- PAT, if you will. Kicker John I was dismayed to read your which you hope for us "mis- not good fruit is hewn down, and backs (with small hands?) are Kasay missed. Krieg had "fum- recent response to the ASWSU's guided" folks? We don't usually cast into thefire. - Matt. 7: 19 overrated anyway. bled" the game away without even appeal for greater sensitivity in follow people who have no maps What's this Cluff? In your Sept. Is Krieg a "competitor?" Damn touching the ball. It was so sad, you reporting, particularly as it and are not yet able to walk in our II editorial you say, "this Sea- right. A "winner?" sure; he's won Cluff. related to Sunil Bhatia's use of the shoes. hawk team is too good to sit out the before. But Cluff, really now, did Undoubtedly, it was a case of headline" Are you with that nig- Cynthia B. Dillard playoffs just because it doesn't you watch Seattle's game with mistaken identity. Dave Krieg ger?" There are several issues in have a good ." Huh? New Orleans? Who lost the game? thought he was "SuperDave" and your response that, as an educator Greek alcohol Furthermore, you claim the loss of Who wasn't even on the field and would amuse everyone with a at WSU, cause me great concern. Dave Krieg in game one was a lost the game for the Hawks? dumb stunt. How laughable. First, it must be understood that Editor: "crushing blow." One question, ? Hardly. Dave Frankly, I don't get to see enough human beings, by our very nature, I am a member of the WSU Cluff? Man to man, now. Does Krieg! antics like that from sober people are SUbjective not objective. We Greek system, and am appalled at the phrase "hurt so good" mean It was late in the fourth quarter, (Mike Tyson excluded). make sense and make choices two letters to the editor also from anything to ya?! I believe. Seattle (with I don't know about you, Cluff, based upon our history, values, the Greek system. Paul Murphy I am not gaga over Dave Krieg, at quarterback) had the ball inside buy I'd say Krieg did such a good beliefs, and backgrounds. In this (Sept. 10) used many "catch- I will grant you that Cluff. How- the New Orleans ten and trailed by job of "winning" the game case, to say that a particular head- phrases" in his article that seemed ever, I have defended him in the 3 points. No big deal - just the against the Saints that Seattle will ing was chosen' 'simply as a quote to have a root cause of anger from past. In print, no less. But that's game on the line, you know. Enter probably barely miss the playoffs from The New York Times" may alcohol control. While a Greek all irrelevant here. We both know Dave Krieg. He's from tiny Milton this year. Kind of like last year. Or be true. But to suggest, as you wrote it, the feelings represent he is not consistent - that's the College; he's so special. He's so don't you remember 1990, Cluff. have done, that there was no moti- many students, GREEK and point. Sometimes he's hot, most special he can get a fifteen-yeard Hmmm ... 1990. vation for choosing that particular NON-GREEK alike. They include frequently he's cold. Other times penalty for unsportsmanlike con- Didn't Krieg take every for quote in the article is also to say the following: limitations on par- he's lukewarm like my urine. The duct penalty . . . for bitching at the Seahawks last year? And they that, as thinking, reasoning human ties, cow-tipping as a serious bottom line: the the officials from the sidelines! didn't make the playoffs, right? human beings, you had not other social option, no social life, a fra- can do better. You know - the officials, the Well, I'm pretty sure they didn't, choices or options. That, my ternity is a social liability, limited You want an apology, Cluff? guys you can always get to change but we can check in the Sporting friends, is simply not true. personal freedom, Big Brother Okay. . . let's see. . . got it: If their minds if you yell at them loud News or something if you're still Second, I have read this article control, and conservative yes- a mature tree can be cut down and enough and threaten to not send not convinced, Cluff. and others written by Mr. Bhatia men. Not that I'm not completely and have often found them well- People in administrative posi- happy at the change in signal cal- written, timely and thought-pro- tions (professional and student) \:9Y/J!/!!J lers. Imean, really, the concept of voking. Certainly, the Controver- apparently attribute negative pub- improvement is totally foreign to sial nature of his writing is the licity of hazing, date rape, and ;:YY©1SJ~lJl.fS me, Cluff. so I ask you: Why the epitome of free speech in the U.S. alcohol abuse to the Rush prob- hell should the Seahawks be any Although in this case I did cringe lem, while word-of-mouth (pre- different?! at the word "nigger" as I read the sumably through students) report- Face it: the Mariners are cursed piece, I do realize the necessity of edly passed on ideas such as the and the television commentators at including this term as a direct condition of being "dry," social WSUvs. Seahawk games would rather quote of the individuals involved probation, and few parties. No gauge the level of crowd noise in the violent attack on an African- matter which way one examines than watch the action on the field. American man in New York. the issues, the indiscriminate use And is it a coincidence that the of alcohol is consistantly a prob- Stanford Sonics had to move back to the However, as an African Ameri- lem. crappiest arena in the NBA (leaks can, what became painfully obvi- and all) to take the momentous ous to me from your response, was Brock Salzman (Sept. 13) wrote step "up" to mediocrity? Go fig- that how I feel when I open The a particularly malicious and ure. Evergreen and in big bold letters I defamatory letter against Sunil read "Are you with that nig- Bhatia (an apology would be in All things considered, maybe ger?" does not matter and should order). Stating opinion in a the Seahawks actually need Dave not be considered in your responsi- respectable manner is not whining, Krieg. Like a dog needs a bone. bility and ethics as journalists. but injurious backbiting is whining Like Sunil Bhatia needs the That, my friends, is yet another in response to being hurt. In Mr. Greeks. untruth. You see, what I have Salzman's letter, he unwittingly The moral: Don't ever change, learned is that it is difficult at best brought up the following GEN- Cluff. It just wouldn't be the "cor- to have one's intentions under- ERAL alcohol issues: the abuse of rect" thing to do. stood in verbal communication, alcohol, minors breaking the law, Kraig Massey when you have the chance to clar- and the fact that police see them as ify, or to help someone under- priority problems. r;~II!II!!".~IIIII.stand. And, in your line of work, SunilBhatia(Sept. 10, p.4J wasnot it's made even more difficult with correct in alludingthat Greeks have a _ the written word. 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But the total of all motor mode of transportation and about greasy hair and chains may have vehicle accidents is still increasing, their conduct. been perpetuated over the years, according to "Accident Facts," "As a club, we got a lot of but motorcycle riders say they are published by the National Safety flack for the guy on the comer of trying to change that image by pro- Council. B Street," said club secretary/trea- moting safety and riding skills. In 1988, 4,719,000 motorcycles surer Howard Brawdy, referring to More people are riding motorcy- were registered in the U.S. Wash- an incident last year when a WSU cles than ever before but the num- ington ranks in the top 15 states student on a motorcycle missed a ber of accidents and fatalities is with 138,000 registered bikes. Cal- corner on B Street and ended up in decreasing. Motorcycle enthusiasts ifornia was at the top with 661,000 the parking lot below. "He wasn't say this is due to an increasing and Alaska and Delaware were at even a member. " trend toward improved safety edu- the bottom with 9,000 each. To improve safety and educate cation in motorcycling. There were 16 million motor riders, the club holds skills rodeos WSU's motorcycle club was vehicle accidents in the U. S. in and goes on group rides with an formed six years ago as a social 1970. By 1984, that number adviser. group. It was created so that peo- increased to 18.8 million. In 1987 The skills rodeos are a series of ple could discuss safety and come it reached 20.6 million, a 20 per- tests which include turning and to a better understanding of motor- cent increase from 1970. And a stopping, balance/control, "U" cycling as a sport, said Kevin source from the Department of turns, quick stops and obstacle StuSS, club president. Motor Vehicles in Olympia say courses. They are the same tests "Motorcycle riders have gotten those numbers are steadily increas- the DMV uses to grant motorcycle a really bad rap," Stuss said. ing. operator's licenses. "People say motorcycles are dan- Motorcycle accident numbers The Motorcycle Safety founda- gerous, when in fact they are vul- have taken a different path. In tion also offers classes on motorcy- nerable. It's a big difference." 1970 there were 305,000 accidents cle skills and safety for both begin- As soon as one motorcycle rider and in 1980 the figures almost ning and experienced riders. In makes a stupid move, he said, doubled, jumping up to 560,000. Staff photo Wellington Spokane, Westside Honda/Yamaha In 1985 the numbers dropped to everyone goes back to talking Jim Kjelgaard, left, Howard Brawdy, center, and Brad holds classes every weekend with about how dangerous motorcycles 480,000. They decreased to Ellis complete a run through the motorcycle course. certified instructors and a regular are. Everyone, that is, but those 380,000 in 1987. curriculum. who know the facts. The latest numbers are still declining, according to the "Vital The same trend is appearing As for the image trend, lots of "There is a definite trend being compiled but the projected Statistics of the U.S." In 1970 locally. people are wearing three-piece toward increasing safety," said numbers are fairly accurate, said a 2,300 accident victims were dead "It would take about a week to business suits and riding Harleys to Sherry Cook, an employee at DMV spokesperson. within 30 days. In 1980 the num- document the numbers," said work, said Brawdy. Westside Honda/Yamaha in Spo- Fatality numbers related to ber was up to 5,100, but by 1987 WSU police dispatcher Kim SI. "I'll be getting a Harley when I kane and the area representative for motorcycle accidents are also it was back down to 3,700. Marie. "But there are few (acci- graduate," Brawdy said. the national Motorcycle Safety ------_ Foundation. 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• • • _ •••••. w ••• WSU, Pullman,Wash. Wednesday, September 25,1991 The Evergreen 9 SPORTS Hawks hit hard by Krieg's injury SIDELINES saved Kemp from an or the Look at last year. Same scenario, in K.C., Hawks from a stalled drive because number but Krieg was harassed a lot more by the Chris 89 made a big catch. Witness Sunday when Chief defense - in particular, Derrick 1M Kemp tossed a ball into the end zone and Thomas, who set an NFL record with seven Cluff into the waiting arms of a Chief defensive sacks on the day. Entries for the intramural coed four-on-four volleyball back, who Blades pulled down and caused to But did that bother Krieg? Physically, tournament are due today in Sports drop the potential INT. probably. But mentally, Krieg maintained the intramural office, CUB Editor Blades deserves better than to have to save presence and pulled off the last-second win, Kemp from his numerous floating passes. 17-16. 337. The three-day tourna- ment begins Friday. And Tommy Kane, John L. Williams, and Kemp can't do that. He can't and won't. Derrick Fenner, as well as the rest of the The Seahawks will probably not make the • A volleyball officials' clinic will be held Thursday guys who do their jobs up front and in the playoffs this season because Kemp is a major A quarterback can make or break a football at 7 p.m. in Smith Ill. Pay pass patterns, also deserve better. Their liability. A team needs a good quarterback if team. is $4.25 per hour. And right now, Jeff Kemp is breaking the efforts are being broken apart by Kemp's it is to win. screwups. The Hawks don't have a good quarterback • A mandatory four-on- seattle Seahawks. four volleyball managers' Both in the New Orleans game and against because Krieg is out and Kemp is in. The Hawks should be 4-0. They would be meeting will be held Thurs- Denver, Kemp had four chances to get the That switch represents a three-game swing if Dave Krieg had not gotten hurt in the first day at 6:15 p.m. in PEB winning . Inside the 15-yard line in Seattle's record - a three-game swing the game of the season against New Orleans. 136. Seattle (1-3) has not lost by more than a both times, he had ample opportunity to rest of the team hardly deserves. touchdown this year. They were three points score. In New Orleans, it would have turned The third of four intramu- shy of the Saints, six off the Broncos, and a Seahawk loss into a Seahawk win. In Den- Two weeks ago, this column claimed the seven short of Kansas City. Such close losses ver, it would have tied the game. Seahawks were too good to miss the playoffs ral flag football workshops against teams that are a combined 9-3 in At Kansas City, Kemp blew it all day. He because they didn't have a quarterback. Well, will be held today in CUB 1991 indicate that Seattle has a very func- even blew it when, by some extraordinary they have a quarterback. But not a good one. B25B at 3:30 p.m. tional,if not excellent, NFL defense. piece of luck, the Hawks recovered an onside And because the one good one they have is The final football work- And though the offense has been sluggish kick with less than a minute left in the game. hurt, the Hawks will probably miss the play- shop is scheduled for Oct. 1. on the ground until lately, the passing game Jeff, dancing and prancing around, floated offs - despite the fact that the defense will is - or should be, would be, could be, if yet another throw. And with that pass, he keep them in nearly every game, and despite Information about the Krieg was running the show - among the sealed Seattle's fate that day and probably for the fact that All-Pros like Blades and Wil- intramural flag football most productive in the league. the rest of 1991. The pass was intercepted. liams will do their best to prevent Kemp's scramble and football tourna- Brian Blades is off to his screwups from hurting the team. ment 'becomes available at best pro year ever. The fourth-year player out Kemp has no presence. Krieg won't be back for three or four the intramural office Oct. 1. of Miami has become one of the best receiv- He may be niftier on his feet than Krieg. weeks. But may be back in Football entry applications er's in the NFL, and he is well on his way to He may be stronger than Krieg. But he isn't just a couple. Stouffer isn't much better than are due Oct. 15-16. an invitation to Hawaii at season's end. as accurate and he doesn't have the presence Kemp - at least, he hasn't shown it yet. But The one-day football Several times already this year has Blades of mind to pull off successful come-from-be- at this point, Kelly may be the Hawks' only scramble will be held on hind wins. savior. Oct. I9. The regular football season begins Oct. 20. • Information about the intramural coed floor hockey Cougs get grudge match Hunkie handles Rebels tournament also becomes available Oct. I. The number 13 proved not to be such an unlucky number as By Chris Cluff • Information about the the WSU volleyball team captured a hard fought victory against Sports Editor intramural men and women's the University of Gonzaga last night in Spokane. water polo tournament The 0-3 WSU football team In a grueling five game set, the Cougars (13-3) rallied from an will try to capture its first win of becomes available Oct. I. early-game loss to pull out a 13-15, 15-6, 15-7, 11-15, 15-8 vic- the season this Saturday when it For more information tory. takes on the University of about any event, contact the The usually vocal crowd at Gonzaga never really developed, as Nevada at Las Vegas. intramural office in CUB the Cougars turned in a stellar performance that sent the crowd of UNL V (2-1) has for the past 337 or call 335-6639. 332 home disappointed. several years been essentially a Leading the way for the Cougs was outside hitter Kelly Han- one-man football team. The Rasta Man replaced kins, who had a team high 26 kills with a hitting percentage of NFL superstar Randall Cun- the Porcelain Gods as the top .408. ningham, who may still be con- Wednesday men's "C" Following closely behind Hankins was the dynamic duo of sidered a one-man show for the league intramural softball Kristen Hovde and Carrie Couturier. Couturier led the team with , anchored the team as ranked by Godfa- 16 digs and added 20 kills, while Hovde contributed 17 kills and UNLV offense from 1982 until ther's Pizza Toppers for the 14 digs. 1984. He passed for more than week of Sept. 15-19. The Bulldogs (3-8) were led by Kelley Cunningham and B.J. 8,000 yards and 61 Teams are ranked accord- Kuntz, who had 26 and 23 kills, respectively. Kuntz led the team in those three years, and he holds ing to their won-loss record, in digs with 14, and Cunningham had II. every UNL V quarterback record. difficulty of league and With the win, the Cougars gained some sort of revenge against photo by SID Ickey Woods, who began his sportsmanship. All teams the Bulldogs for last year's five-set loss in Spokane. UNLV's handyman, Hunkie UNL V career the same year Cun- own 2-0 records unless oth- Once again, the Cougars have started another winning streak, Cooper ningham ended his, didn't get a erwise noted. with victories over the Huskies, Vandals and Bulldogs. chance to shine until 1987. But Teams are listed by skill- Next up for the Cougars will be the Bay-area teams, as top- he shone very brightly that year In a 23-9 win against Oregon division and day of the ranked Stanford University and the University of California at as he led the nation with 1,685 State University Sept. 14, Coo- week. Berkeley invade Bohler this weekend. yards rushing and promptly per ran for 165 yards and threw The top ranked Tuesday for 73 more. joined the NFL's Cincinnati Ben- softball teams of Sept. 17 gals. And in a 23-22 comeback vic- include: tory versus the University of From Randall to Ickey, and Pac-lO Standings New Mexico last week, the play- Men's "B" leagues now there's Hunkie. Overall er-of-all-positions rushed for 82 • Valle's Boys, 5 p.m. Conference Yes, UNLV's current standout yards and passed for 103. • Alpha Gamma Bud, 6 TEAM W L T PCT W L T PCT is a 5-9, 185-pound senior named p.m. Hunkie Cooper. Said Price: "(Cooper) can • Banjo Hitters 2112, 7:30 California 0 0 1.000 3 0 0 1.000 Cooper may not be of Randall really run. He can run the option p.m. and the bootleg." Coed "B" leagues Washington 0 0 1.000 2 0 0 1.000 or Ickey caliber, but he's versa- tile enough to play every offen- • Dogs Will Hunt, 7:30 Cooper has accounted for 387 p.m. Oregon 0 0 1.000 2 0 .667 sive skills position. all-purpose yards this year, • I.W.A. (3-0), 8:30 p.m.

ASU 0 0 1.000 2 0 0 1.000 The Rebel senior began the including 113 in kick returns and 1991 season as UNLV's primary 42 in punt returns. BASEBALL Arizona 0 .500 2 0 .333 receiver, a switch from 1990 when he alternated among the Last season, he averaged 155 DENVER (AP) - Bob UCLA 0 0 0 .000 0 .500 quarterback, , and all-purpose yards per game to Gebhard, the Minnesota flanker positions. rank II th nationally. His 1,705 Twins' assistant general OSU 0 0 0 .000 0 3 0 .000 "He does everything," said total all-purpose yards in 1990 manager, has been named WSU Coach Mike Price. was the second-best single-season USC 0 0 .000 2 0 .333 general manager of the However, after Cooper sum in school history. expansion Colorado Rockies. touched the ball but once in The Rockies will enter the WSU 0 0 .000 0 3 0 .000 As a result, the diminutive UNLV's opening-day 50-8 loss National League in 1993 back entered 1991 as a pre-sea- Stanford 0 2 0 .000 0 2 0 .000 to the University of Nevada at along with the Florida Mar- son All-American kick returner Reno, he was switched to quar- lins. terback in order to make better in selections made by The Sport- THIS WEEK (Sept. 28) use of his talents. ing News. NEW YORK (AP) - Jody Washington State atUNLV (7:00 PDT) In the last two games, he has But he is currently eighth in Reed of Boston, who batted USC at Oregon (8:00 PDT, ESPN) run 37 times out of UNLV's the Big West among kick return- .409 with a homer and seven wishbone offense, gaining 247 ers, averaging just 18.3 yards per RBIs, was named American Kansas State at Washington (12:30 PDT) yards. He has also passed for Colorado at Stanford (12:30 PDT, ABC) runback. League player of the week. 176 yards on a 54 percent Com- John Kruk of Philadelphia, pletion percentage. Nebraska at ASU (7:00 MST) After two seasons in quarter- who hit .480 with three dou- Long Beach State at Arizona (7:00 MST) "He's touched the ball almost backing duties, Cooper has com- bles and a homer, was every down in their last two pleted 24 of 49 passes for 305 named NL player of the Bye: California games, and they've won," Price yards, three touchdowns and an week. Bye:. Oregon State said. interception. 10 The Evergreen Wednesday, September 25, 1991 WSU, Pullman, Wash. detsonedge ~C~LA~S~S~I~FI~E~D~S-~3~3~5~-4~5~73~

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YE-CYCLE SMITH 907. LOST Light green mini All makes & models- mortorcycle, scooter, Leather coat found at the WSU-Fresno game moped & small engine repair. Call Vince- 17 ft. canoe-yellow with the word 'TRIPPER' 332-5378 blinds, 1 year old. 334-255B. Most repairs half or less than shop on the side. Taken on 9/15 by highway on the Found: Young kitten. FREE PREGNANCY TEST labor charge. way to Boyer Park. If you have info. regarding EARLY DETECTION $12 each, 334-7641. canoe please call Charles Kraft at 335-2551. Siamese mix with blue collar. Call 332-7519 ALL services free, Open evenings and Satur- No questions asked. GENEROUS REWARD. day, Call 882-2370, 24 hr phone line. Open Door Pregnancy Ctr. Pen tax size screw Lost wedding ring in Science Library area on Found: Pair of prescription eyeglasses, in MISCELLANEOUS case, at 2:00 pm on 9/20, outside Rotunda 9/18/91. Please call if found at 397-3120. American Buddist Male, youthful 30's, wishes dining hall. 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Sharp, 21in. Color TV. Good Condition, $175 obo. Call 332-5963. NOTICES Clearance Sale Sept. 23-25 Special group t-shirts, ect$l TRITICUM PRESS _Onwhat was to be his last day on the job, Gus is. caught asleep at the switch- 12 The Evergreen Wednesday, September 25,1991 WSU, Pullman, Wash. Twins win, need three for title Sanders splits his MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Scott slam in the fifth. fifth of the season, decided what Erickson had a no-hitter until Starters Frank Viola of the had been a fine display of pitch- Dan Pasqua homered in the sev- Mets and Bob Walk each got no- ing by Abbott (17-10), Toronto enth inning and went on to decisions, extending their winless starter Todd Stottlemyre and sports in Atlanta record his 19th win, as the Min- streaks. Blue Jays reliever David Wells (15-10), who worked the final 2 ATLANT A (AP) - Two- close out the regular season. nesota Twins reduced their magic Bob Patterson (4-2) pitched 2-3 innings. sport star Deion Sanders sped Financial terms of Sanders' number to three with a 9-2 vic- two scoreless innings and Rosa- Abbott gave up four hits over to the rescue of the Atlanta return were not disclosed. tory over the Chicago White Sox rio Rodriguez, the fifth Pirates 10 innings and struck out a Braves on Tuesday and The second-place Braves Tuesday night. pitcher, got his fifth save. Jeff career-high 13 with one walk. rejoined the team in its drive could use Sanders' speed as a Kent Hrbek capped a four-run Innis (0-2), the third of six Mets Stottlemyre gave up five hits, for the NL West title. base runner , now that stolen second inning with a two-run pitchers, was the loser. walked two and struck out three Just two days after he had base leader Otis Nixon is serv- homer off Jack McDowell Giants 9, Astros 7 before Wells came on in relief an interception in the Atlanta ing a 60-day drug-related sus- (17-10), as the AL West-leading HOUSTON - Matt Williams with one out and one on in the Falcons' 21-17 victory over the pension. Twins took a nine-game lead homered in the fourth inning, eighth. Los Angeles Raiders, Sanders After losing two of three to over second-place Chicago with then was hit with a pitch his next Wells allowed one hit, struck was expected back in a Braves Los Angeles over the weekend, 11 to play. Minnesota can clinch time up and ejected for charging out two, and also picked Luis uniform for Tuesday night's the Braves trailed the Dodgers a share of the division title the mound as the San Francisco Polonia off first immediately game against the Cincinnati by 1112games entering Tues- Wednesday night, when they Giants beat the Houston Astros after coming in the game. Reds. day's games. again host the White Sox. 9-7 Tuesday night. Candy Maldonado led off the Sanders, a cornerback, also Sanders said Monday he Erickson (19-7) finished with a San Francisco, which rallied 10th with a single and John Ole- plays outfield for the Braves. might be willing to rejoin the one-hitter over seven innings. for seven runs in the ninth, went ahead 2-1 in the fourth when rud sacrificed him to second. Sanders hit .193 with four Braves, if asked. But Tues- Mark Guthrie completed the Williams hit a two-run homer off Abbott walked Pat Tabler inten- home runs, 13 RBIs and nine day's developments came sud- one-hitter with two innings of tionally and then Borders hit the stolen bases in 49 games for denly. relief. It was the 12th one-hitter - Brian Williams. In the fifth, Brian Williams hit first pitch from Abbott, a fast- the Braves before leaving for Just minutes before Sanders the first involving more than one Matt Williams in the helmet with ball, deep into the left-field football training camp on July went back to the Braves, Fal- pitcher - in Twins history and the his first pitch. Matt Williams seats. 31. cons officials said they hadn't first since Ken Schrom beat Kan- charged the mound, but was Abbott got in a jam in the He was added to the Braves' heard from the Braves and sas City Royals on June 26, 1985. tackled by catcher Craig Biggio opening inning, when he hit active roster "for the remain- didn't put much stock in before he got there. Both Toronto's second batter, Roberto der of the season," team rumors about the move. There McDowell lasted only 1 2-3 innings. He gave up six runs on benches emptied and several Alomar. After Joe Carter struck spokesman Jim Schultz said. was no immediate response seven hits. players had to be restrained, but out, Kelly Gruber singled, then It was not immediately clear from the Falcons after the Alomar stole third. Abbott, how- how many of the Braves' announcement. Pirates 10, Mets 8 no punches were thrown. The NEW YORK - Howard John- game was delayed six minutes as ever, got Candy Maldonado on a remaining 12 games Sanders On Monday, Sanders' attor- son set an NL record for home Brian Williams also was ejected. grounder to end the threat. would make. On Sunday, the ney, Eugene Parker said his Trailing 5-2, San Francisco got Cardinals 4, Expos 3 Falcons are home against the client's football' contract runs by a switch hitter and Daryl Boston added a grand slam for seven runs in the ninth on Willie ST. LOUIS - Montreal made undefeated New Orleans includes a clause that would the Mets on Tuesday night, but McGee's RBI single off Mark four errors that led to four Saints, while the Braves are at per~it him to play baseball the Pittsburgh Pirates held off Portugal (10-10), Will Clark's unearned runs, and the St. Louis Houston against the Astros. provided he secured certain New York 10-8. run-scoring groundout, Kevin Cardinals beat the Expos 4-3 Schultz said he bel ieves injury protection policies. The Pirates, though out- Bass's sacrifice fly, bases-loaded Tuesday night behind seven Sanders intends to play for the "It doesn't make a whole lot walks to Kirt Manwaring and strong innings from Omar Oli- Falcons on Sunday. The Fal- of sense," said Barry Axelrod, slugged, still out-slogged the Mets in a game where it rained Darren Lewis, a hit batsman to vares. cons are off the following Sanders' agent for baseball After Larry Walker's two-run weekend, when the Braves negotiations. for the final six innings. Pitts- Mike Benjamin and an error by burgh, playing for the first time second baseman Casey Candaele. double in the first gave the since clinching the NL East on Rod Beck (1-1) won despite Expos the lead, catcher Gilberto Sunday, combined 17 hits, seven allowing two runs and four hits Reyes and center fielder Marquis walks, three errors and a hit bat- in two innings. Candaele hit a Grissom made errors on the same ter to win. two-run double in the ntinth off play in the bottom of the inning, Don Siaught drove in three Dave Righetti. allowing the Cardinals to tie the runs and Gary Redus' RBI Blue Jays 3, Angels 0 score. grounder broke a 7-all tie in the ANAHEIM, Calif. - Pat Bor- Brewers 5, Yankees 4 seventh before a 17-minute rain ders hit a three-run homer off MILWAUKEE - Cal Eldred delay later in the inning. Jim Abbott in the IOth inning as won his major league debut Johnson hit his 37th homer in the Toronto Blue Jays beat the Tuesday night and Robin Yount the fourth, breaking the league California Angels 3-0 Tuesday tied Babe Ruth for 27th place on mark for home runs by a switch night and increased their AL East the all-time hit list as the Mil- hitter that he set in 1987. lead to two games. waukee Brewers jumped to an Boston hit his third career Borders' one-out homer, his early four-run lead and held on for a 5-4 victory over the New York Yankees. Eldred, the Brewers' No. I draft choice in 1989, went 5 1-3 innings, allowing seven hits and WE WANT YOU!! three runs, B.J. Surhoff hit a two-run tri- To recycle . ple in the first following a single It's easy with the Pullman Blue Bag by Paul Molitor and a walk to Recycling Program. During the week Willie Randolph. 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Ashby (1-4) allowed a single SEXIJAIJPE SITY IN CHI(~A.(;·O to Damon Berryhill in the fourth, a home run to pinch-hitter Der- rick May in the fifth and a single to Dwight Smith in the seventh. Tigers 7, Indians 2 DETROIT - The Detroit Tigers kept their meager pennant hopes alive and Scott Aldred earned his third major league win in a 7-2 triumph over the Cleveland Indi- ans Tuesday night. The Tigers broke the game open with four runs off rookie Charles Nagy (10-13) in the first and Mickey Tettleton hit a two- run homer in the fifth. Aldred (2-3) allowed nine hits in 8 1-3 innings. Jerry Don Glea- ton came in to get the last two outs. Aldred walked two and struck out two. Nagy gave up six runs on seven hits in five innings. Nagy also walked three Tigers.