The Observer VOL. XXV. NO. 5 FRIDAY, AUGUST 28, 1992 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Louisianians CAUSA aiding move back, storm victims assess harm By SARAH DORAN News Writer NEW ORLEANS (AP) - As Louisianians made their way Notre Dame students are joining the relief back to hurricane-razed coastal effort to help the quarter of a million people neighborhoods Thursday, offi­ left homeless by the severe destruction of cials expressed relief that de­ Hurricane Andrew which ripped through struction wasn't worse and ap­ southern Florida early last Monday. pealed for medical help at still- The Cuban American Union of Student Advocates (CAUSA), which is made up of mostly Cuban Americans from the Miami area, and • Damage estimates I page 5 Tyler Farmer, the student senator from district one, have arranged the effort to provide water, crowded shelters. clothing, and financial aid for the Hurricane "We've been spared a major, victims. major disaster," Gov. Edwin "This natural disaster is of great urgency to Edwards said during a heli­ the entire country. Considering the Catholic copter tour. nature of our University we do not have a Storm Andrew, still drenching choice, we are obligated as Catholics to help Dixie as it weakened to a out," said CAUSA President Heriberto Lopez tropical depression, was Alberola. blamed for one final affront: a "The situation in Miami is an enormous pipeline at an offshore natural disaster with 250,000 people out of homes. We are here on our cozy university where our gas rig apparently damaged by peers and parents can support us so we are the hurricane caught fire. No obligated to do something," said Farmer. pollution was reported and the CAUSA has solicited the donation of 4,600 fire was expected to burn itself gallons of water from the Abso Pure company out, authorities said. of Plymouth, Michigan and of a big rig that will Officials throughout southern be used to transport the water to Florida from Louisiana began compiling the Genesi Painting Company, said Farmer. damage estimates, but said no Booths are also set up in front of North and numbers would be available at South Dining Halls today to collect donations of least until Friday. Still, esti­ money and t-shirts for the hurricane victims. mates likely will be measured Over the next few weeks CAUSA hopes to meet in millions of dollars, rather its goal of collecting $10,000 for those left needy by the hurricane, said Farmer. than the billions of more "We can easily collect the money if each densely populated Florida. student donates just one dollar, but we hope "All my things! All my things, that people will give more than that. We see my furniture," Linda Henson the undergrads as the greatest force at Notre wept in Bayou Vista, west of Dame," said Farmer. Morgan City. Farmer and Alberola will drive the big rig Under cloudless skies and The Observer I marguerite Schropp and donations to the Miami area late this steamy heat, a steady stream of Divine Light evening. The donations will be taken to the cars, slowed by sightseers, re- Scenes from the lives of various saints are portrayed through the many stained glass Archdiocese of Miami and distributed to the windows located in the Basilica of the Sacred Heart. needy from there. see STORM I page 5 U.S. establishes no-fly zones; Iraq vows to resist BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Iraq Saddam might order his forces, might retaliate against the ban ban "aggressive, illegal and un­ Demonstrators were bused to vowed Thursday to resist the still formidable despite last by refusing to allow U.N. in­ just." the affluent Mansour district, U.S.-led allies as they clamped a year's war, to take action spection teams into Iraq to "We maintain our right to where they gathered outside "no-fly zone" on southern Iraq against U.S. aircraft seeking to oversee destruction of its deal with this aggressive deci­ the International Fair building. to protect rebellious Shiite protect the outgunned and out­ weapons of mass destruction. sion in due time and with the One banner said in English: Muslims fighting against Sad­ numbered Shiite rebels. Or he appropriate methods," said a "We will fight back with or dam Hussein's army. might unleash a ground army The "no-fly zone" was im­ statement by an unnamed without blood." Beginning Thursday, Iraqi against the Shiites in the south­ posed in accordance with U.N. spokesman read over state ra­ The Tehran-based Supreme planes and helicopters were ern marshlands. Security Council Resolution 688, dio. Assembly for the Islamic Revo­ prohibited from flying below the U.S. officials say Saddam has which calls for protecting Iraq's The statement appealed to lution, a coalition of Shiite Mus­ 32nd parallel. The government withdrawn his estimated 170 to ·population against Saddam's Iraq's 17 million people to resist lim opposition factions, claimed said the aerial umbrella was an 200 combat aircraft and some minority Sunni Muslim­ the "vicious Zionist-imperialist Iraqi troops had already begun aggressive act intended to of his helicopter gunships from dominated government. enemy." a military campaign in the partition Iraq along sectarian southern bases. The Shiites, who make up 55 south, where about 10 million and ethnic lines. But he continues to keep a percent of Iraq's population, Sword-wielding demonstra­ people live. One official suggested Bagh­ sizeable army in the region - staged an uprising after the tors in downtown Baghdad dad might respond by halting at least 50,000 troops backed Gulf War. Iraqi forces quickly shouted "Down with Bush! It said in a statement from its compliance with U.N. reso­ by tanks and heavy artillery. crushed the rebellion, but Shiite ·Down with Imperialism!" dur­ Iran that troops were rounding lutions that ended the Persian One senior Iraqi official, who resistance has sputtered on. ing a morning protest march up dozens of anti-government Gulf War last year. spoke on condition of The ruling Revolutionary several hours before the ban suspects. The claim could not Other statements suggested anonymity, suggested Iraq Command Council labeled the took effect. be immediately verified. Saint Mary's inlirmary hours cut; now are in line with other colleges'

By AMY GREENWOOD Chelminiak. "With our enroll­ p.m., and Fridays from 2 to 4 NEW SAINT MARY'S HEALTH SERVICE HOURS Saint Mary's News Editor ment down, we see few stu­ p.m .. The Health Center will dents who need medical care also hold its weekly gynecologi­ Monday-Friday 9:00-5:00 after 5 p.m." cal clinic Wednesdays from 9 The Saint Mary's Health Cen­ Saturday ! 10:00-4:00 ter will cut back its hours be­ Saint Mary's President a.m. to 11 a.m. I l ginning this week. William Hickey said he feels the For those students who do PHYSICIANS CLU IC (By ljppointment only} Instead of its previous 24- college will still adequately ac­ need emergency medical care I hour service, the Health Center commodate student health after hours, all security per­ Monday and Tue1 day l 12:00-2:00 needs. He said, "Despite the sonnel, residence directors, and will now be open from 9 a.m. to Wedr esday and Thursday 5 p.m. Monday through Friday, reduction in Health Service resident assistants have ~~:30 hours, we have extended clinic received CPR and first aid and 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Saturday. Fridf.!i ~:00 According to Gloria hours to accommodate even training so they can respond to Chelminiak, director of Health more students at a reduced an emergency situation. GVNELOGICAL CL NIC (BYI appointment only) Services, Saint Mary's reduced schedule." Chelminiak has also provided the Health Center hours in re­ Physicians will now be avail­ each resident assistant with a Wednesday 9:00-11 :00 sponse to a survey of health able by appointment only. Ap­ book addressing the health SOUTH BEND Cllfl IC HOURS services at several other col­ pointments may be made for needs of college students. leges. Mondays and Tuesdays from 12 In a non-emergency situa- Monday-Friday 5:30-8:00 "Very few schools remain to 2 p.m., Wednesdays and open 24 hours a day," said Thursdays from 12:30 to 2:30 see INFIRMARY/ page 8 Saturday 9:00-42:00 page 2 The Observer Friday, August 28, 1992

INSIDE COLUMN Forecast for noon. Friday, August 28 FORECAST: Decreasing Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. cloudiness and cool. Making life Lows in the lower 50's. Mostly sunny and warmer meaningful at Saturday. Notre Dame TEMPERATURES

"Everything meaningful City H L in life is distinguished by Achorage 57 48 Athens 75 54 a certain transcendence Atlanta 86 71 of human Bogota 62 44 existence-beyond the Boston 86 71 Cairo 95 73 limits of 'self care'­ Chicago 63 58 toward other people, Cleveland 84 68 Dallas 84 69 toward society, toward Detroit 71 62 the world . . . Only by Indianapolis 75 67 looking outward, by Steven Zavestoski Jerusalem 86 64 London 68 59 caring for things that, in Associate News Editor Los Angeles 90 68 terms of pure survival, ______Madrid 93 68 Minneapolis 70 52 you needn't bother with FRONTS: Moscow 66 55 at all ... and by throwing yourself over and over Nashville 80 72 again into the tumult of the world, with the •• • New York 88 72 Paris 81 66 intention of making your voice count-only thus • Philadelphia COLD WARM STATIONARY• 90 • 72 • © 1992 Accu-Weather, Inc. will you really become a person." Rome 88 84 More than likely, when Vaclav Havel made this Pressure Seattle 78 59 South Bend 88 53 statement, he was not speaking with Notre H L ~ u Tokyo 88 77 Dame students in mind. Yet, in as much as this HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT. CLOUDY CLOUDY Washington, D.C. 91 73 statement can be applied to all of humanity, it Via Associated Press seems most relevant to Notre Dame students. Not only do the majority of us come from stable, middle class backgrounds with financial security and an inherent selfishness that was probably inherited or learned from our ancestors who toiled entire lifetimes just to TODAY AT A GLANCE scratch out an existence (and subsequently became protective of their newly acquired achievements in engineering, public health and wealth), but we also have the privilege of no service," said Anthony Michel, dean of the college. longer concerning ourselves with mere sur­ INDIANA Active on behalf of the migrant farmworkers in the vival-that has been provided for us. As a re­ Southwest, Gonzalez obtained the first migrant worker sult, we struggle to make our lives meaningful. health care grant in the nation and the first Blue For the Notre Dame student, beer drinking, Cross/Blue Shield program for migrants. In 1962 he party going and most of all, agonizing through Doctor accused in patient's death was responsible for a three-day program which classes that must be endured if one wants to prevented a polio outbreak by inoculating 93 percent of earn six figures, are all concerns in some way INDIANAPOLIS - A Michigan City doctor ac­ Laredo-Webb County's population and 10,000 residents related to "self-care," as Havel says, and to cused of professional and criminal misconduct gave a of Nuevo Laredo, Texas. making life meaningful, as I refer to it. dose of morphine to a heart attack victim only after he In no way do any of these activities transcend had died, the doctor's attorney argued Thursday. That human existence. In fact, they ground dosage didn't kill the man, but only stopped involuntary themselves in human existence. What, after all, respiration that had begun after he had been declared could be a greater manifestation of human dead, the attorney for Dr. Marilyn Dargis told the Castellino to chair NIH study section existence than the longing for worldly human Indiana Medical Licensing Board. Attorney Robert experiences, i.e. drunkenness, more Hammerle of Indianapolis also said Dargis flatly denies NOTRE DAME-Francis Castellino, dean of the Notre drunkenness and material possessions to fill the allegations by a paramedic and nurses that Dargis Dame College of Science and Kleiderer-Pezold profes­ sober void between stints of drunkenness? stuffed cotton gauze into a breathing tube inserted into sor of biochemistry, has been appointed chairman of We need to make our lives meaningful by 66-year-old Albert J. O'Neil of Long Beach in the the hematology study section in the division of research caring for the illiterate adult, the social condi­ emergency room of St. Anthony Hospital in Michigan grants of the National Institutes of Health (NIH)'s tions in Somalia and the hole in the ozone. City on Nov. 14, 1990. Department of Health and Human Services. Castellino Each of these cases is exactly that to which has conducted extensive research on the mechanism by Havel is referring when he says we should care which the human body forms and dissolves blood clots. "for things that, in terms of pure survival, you His research major support from the NIH, which in needn't bother with at all." While standing up CAMPUS 197 4 gave him a research career development award. for the looked-over student, the exploited Castellino has also won a prestigious Dreyfus Teacher worker or the exploited land, we can throw Scholar Grant to further his investigations into the ourselves "over and over again into the· tumult Gonzalez win-s Engineering Award basic enzyme chemistry of blood. of the world." Once in a while we need to let go of ourselves, NOTRE DAME-Jose Gonzalez, retired chief engineer giving up all of the preconceptions we might and administrator of the Laredo-Webb County Health have of life as we know it. We must give up what Department in Texas, has received a 1992 honor award we hold to be true in order to actually test life, from Notre Dame's College of Engineering. Gonzalez, a stretching it to its furthest reaches and then 1950 ND graduate, was selected for "his distinguished letting go to see if it will snap back, or bend and fall limp. Then we will have bestowed our lives with meaning. And, in the end, if we ceaselessly toss our­ selves into the tumult, transcending human experience, we will make our voices heard OF INTEREST much more loudly than at any party, or on any board of directors. And most importantly, "only Any off-campus students interested in playing Van training seminars will be held for those stu­ thus will you really become a person." football, the first practice will be Monday at 5 p.m. at dents interested in requesting use of CSC vans. They The views expressed in the Inside Column are Stepan Field. Any questions call Keith at 273-2514. will be held at 5 p.m. on Sept. 8 & 9, Oct. 6 & 7, and those of the author and not necessarily those of Nov. 16 & 17 in Room 124 of the Center for Social The Observer. Concerns. Completion of the driver training session Activities night is Tuesday from 7-10 p.m., at Gate on one of these dates is mandatory for any student Today's Staff: 3 of the J.A.C.C. All clubs registered for Activities wishing to drive a esc van. night must sign in by 6:30 p.m. or risk losing your spot. For questions call Jennifer Blanchet at 283- ' Production: Graphics: 4975 or 283-2086. Susan Marx Brendan Regan Whitney Sheets Jeanne Blasi Etc.: Jan MARKET UPDATE ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY News: Chrissy Prask Sandy Wiegand YESTERDAY'S TRADING August 27 In 1910: Russia declared Montenegro an independent Pancho Lozano Systems: kingdom under Nicholas II. Jason Williams VOLUME IN SHARES NYSEINDEX In 1941: FOR created a seven member Supply +0.13 to 226.47 Sports: 219,269,480 Viewpoint: S&P COMPOSITE Priorities and Allocations Board to speed arms to Allies. George Dohrmann 413.53 +0.02 Jeanne Blasi In 1970: Palistinian National Council rejected U.S. DOW JONES INDUSTRIALS 3,254.64 +7.83 Peace Plan for Mideast. In 1982: In Spain, Greenpeace boats blocked the GOLD dumping of atomic waste. +.90 to $339.20 f The Observer (USPS 599 2·4000) is published Monday SILVER Five years ago: Jerry Whitworth was sentenced to 365 through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The +$.035 to $3.705 years in jail for his part in a Soviet spy network. Observer is a member of the Associated Press. All reproduction I rights are reserved. t-nday, August 2~. 1992 1 ne uoserver U.N. adds more SMCbegins escort troops in Bosnia . LONDON (AP) - The United expanded role for U.N. forces in sefVIce Nations announced Thursday it Bosnia and commits them to was sending more troops to disavow violence and respect By AMY BENNETT safeguard aid convoys in human rights. SMC Assistant Editor Bosnia, and European defense But the statement will not be officials stepped up pressure on enforced by military interven­ Beginning Monday, Saint Serbia with calls for a blockade tion, other than an added Mary's students will participate to enforce sanctions. number of troops safeguarding in the escort service from the In response, a Serb leader at­ aid convoys. Angela Athletic Facility parking tending a conference on the lot to the dorms, according to Bosnian crisis said he was pre­ Marrack Goulding, the U.N. Richard Chlebeck, security di­ pared to open all prison camps undersecretary for peace mis­ rector. and surrender one-fifth of the sions, said Wednesday he In previous years, the escort territory captured by his forces. wanted to the U.N. force in vehicles were driven by Notre British Prime Minister John Bosnia to grow from 1,600 to Dame students or off-campus Major said all warring parties 8,000. The reinforcment must employees. had agreed to attend further be approved by the U.N. Secu­ talks at a permanent confer­ rity Council. "So many Saint Mary's stu­ ence beginning next week in European mediation efforts dents are eligible for work­ Geneva, Switzerland. He said have produced a growing study that we saw the opportu­ he was heartened by the Serbs' record of broken promises dur­ nity to make these jobs avail­ willingness to yield territory. ing Bosnia's 5 1/2-month war, able to our students rather "We have agreed the essential in which more than 8,000 than off-campus employees," steps needed to wind down the people have died and 1.2 mil­ Chlebeck said. conflict," Major told reporters lion have been forced from as the two-day conference their homes. Students can call security ended. "All of them are fraught On Thursday, despite a rela­ from the parking lot to be with pitfalls. All of them require tive lull in fighting, shells that escorted to their dorms after the involvement and pressure of landed in a Sarajevo bread line dark, said Chlebeck. The escort the international community." killed three people and cars are in contact with wounded 29. security on a radio. Muslim leaders have agreed "The parties in the conflict to return to negotiations with still have to demonstrate their Security made over 14,000 the Serbs, a Slovenian official determination to follow through escort trips last year. said. The Muslim-led govern­ with the actions that obviously New lights and security ment of President Alija Izetbe­ will speak louder than any phones installed during student govic had for months refused words coming out of here," said government's "Safewalk• pro any contacts with the Serbs. Barbara McDougall, Canada's ophomore transfer student David Angelic locks his bike outside o ject last year are also security The warring parties agreed to secretary of state for external Morrissey Manor. New bike racks were installed over the summer to improvements on campus, said a declaration that calls for an affairs. onvenience and security. Chlebeck. Memorial scholarship is Futons! Futons! established at Saint Mary's

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The only storm­ the most expensive natural disaster in U.S. emergency generators. related death in the state history. And the damage in Louisiana hasn't even The Hurricane Andrew figure also was based confirmed by late morning. been added in yet. on reports from building inspectors, sewer in­ Kate Hale, director of Dade County emergency spectors, Florida Power & Light workers, fire operations, estimated the storm caused $15 rescue crews and police officers, said Jackie Me­ billion to $20 billion in damages. The estimate nendez, a spokeswoman for emergency was based on several factors. operations. The overall value of insured property in the The figure accounts for 63,000 homes county has been estimated at $250 billion, and 10 destroyed, as well as countless commercial percent of that destroyed is "a conservative fig­ buildings and much of Homestead Air Force ure," considering that almost "half of the county" Base, she said. was ravaged by Andrew, Hale said. Although estimates from th.e Federal Federal emergency officials earlier estimated Emergency Management Agency had been lower the disaster caused $6 billion to $10 billion in than those by local officials, Grant Peterson, damage, although they, like Hale, stressed that associate director of the agency, said Thursday their estimate was preliminary. that he would not dispute estimates from Dade The most expensive natural disaster before County officials. Bush sends contented," said Al Ritson, a Hurricane Salvation Army official in Morg­ an City. federal troops continued from page 1 to aid Florida turned to the c.oastal towns There was further good news where Andrew's eye and 160- on the gastronomic front: the FINDLAY, Ohio {AP) mph wind gusts came ashore Mcilhenny Co., makers of President Bush on Thursday Wednesday. 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page t:> 1 ne uoserver rrruay, 1"\U!:JU::H .:::o, 1 ::1::1.::: Valpo professor advises students Alumni Association to 'embrace diversity' after unrest gets a 'gold medal' VALPARAISO, Ind. (AP) - Fall students now to make sure that dent was intended as a prank, classes have begun at Val­ it stays in the past." investigators said. Special to The Observer awarded the Grand Gold," said paraiso University, where racial The spring semester ended The resident assistant, LeTari Charles Lennon, assistant vice incidents marred the spring, sourly with black and white Thompson, said things are dif­ The Notre Dame Alumni As­ president of University relations with president Alan Harre students at the Lutheran college ferent this semester. sociation has been awarded the and executive director of the telling students to "embrace calling on students and Grand Gold Medal for excel­ Alumni Association. diversity." administrators to recognize a "I really do believe there is a lence in alumni programming Harre told students at an problem of racism on campus. sincere change of attitude from by the Council for the Ad­ The 1992 award marks the convocation the campus will On April 3, white and black what happened last spring," he vancement and Support of Ed­ fifth consecutive year ND's become home to more minority students brawled at a fraternity said. "I do have a very positive ucation (CASE). Alumni Association has been and international students. party, according to a police re­ attitude going into this year." The Grand Gold Medal is the recognized by CASE. It earned port. Three days later, a student The changes include: highest honor given to univer­ gold medals in 1988 and 1990, "It is my expectation that the set a roll of burning toilet paper -two presidential committees sity alumni organizations in and bronze medals in 1989 and long-term consequences of and a cartoon bearing racial studying race relations on CASE's annual recognition 1991. being able to live, study, work epithets outside the dormitory campus to create a "multi-ra­ program. and play together will produce room of a black resident cial, multi-cultural" climate on ND's Alumni Association is a Lennon credits the gold medal not only acceptance but, I be­ assistant. campus. "model program that reflects to the Association's outstanding lieve, there will also be created The following week, about -hiring a second admissions solid alumni programming," professional staffs, board of ... a growing appreciation for 500 students gathered in counselor to recruit minority said Douglas Dibbert, chairman directors and 200 local alumni people who are different," he protest at the campus chapel students. of the Commission on alumni club officers, but "it is the said Wednesday. and marched on the adminis­ -hiring a minority officer for Administration, which judged loyalty and active participation "His message came across tration building. the campus police department. the 1992 competition. of our 88,000 alumni that really quite well," said Stacy Adams, a "It's not something that's go­ makes our organization graduate education student Police later arrested Karl ing to change overnight," said "There are many outstanding outstanding," he said. who is black. Spaletto, 19, a student from Monique Bernoudy, director of alumni programs around the "My feeling about what hap­ Palatine, Ill. A criminal arson the school's multi-cultural pro­ country that are deserving of Lennon will accept the Grand pened last year is that it's all in charge is pending against grams department. "It's diffi­ recognition, and we are pleased Gold medal July 13 at CASE's the past," he said. "It's up to the Spaletto, who claimed the inci- cult." that Notre Dame has been Annual Assembly in Atlanta. Indiana rich gained income, poor lost it in 80s, a study shows INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - The pressed in 1992 dollars and are how much the average family adjusted for inflation. income grew in each group and wealthiest Hoosiers saw their "In most states, middle- and how much of the total income wallets expand even more in OFFICE OF RECREATIONAL SPORTS lower-income families treaded each group received. the 1980s, while Indiana's water or lost ground over the Their analysis showed the gap middle and poorer classes had course of the 1980s, while up­ between the richest and poorest shrinking incomes, a study re­ per-income families secured 20 percent of families grew in leased Thursday showed. large income gains," said Isaac 43 states while the gap between The Center on Public Policy Shapiro, co-author of the report the richest 20 percent and the Priorities said cash income for with Scott Barancik titled middle 20 percent grew in 46 ~ the wealthiest 20 percent of the "Where Have All the Dollars states. ~AMPUS (OPEN TO ALL N.D. STimENTS, FACULTY & ST~ state's families grew by $5,779, Gone?" The center attributed some of or 7. 7 percent, between 1979 * Co-Rec Softball * I The non-partisan think tank, the disparity to cuts in unem­ I and the late 1980s. which does research on the ployment and welfare benefits, GRAD. STUDENTS, FACULTY & STAFF ONLY But income for the middle 20 poor and middle classes, exam­ changes in the tax code that percent of Hoosiers declined ined U.S Census Bureau pre-tax burt the non-wealthy hard and *Baseball* $3,877 per family, or about 10 income data for 1979 and 1987- weaker federal labor policies. percent. And the poorest 20 *Touch Football* 89. "These figures understate the percent of Indiana's families Indiana was joined by 13 other growth in income disparities, *Tennis Singles- Men and Women* saw their incomes drop $2,764, states - including Illinois, Ken­ especially between the top and or 21.2 percent. * Tennis Mixed Doubles * tucky, Michigan and Ohio - the middle class," the center Nationwide, incomes for the that saw the rich gain money said, because the data do not wealthiest people grew $7,200 NOTRE DAME UNDERGRADUATE STUDENTS ONLY and the middle and poorer include cash income over per family. The middle class classes lose income. $100,000 and do not count * Football - Men and Women * saw an increase of $140 and The center's researchers split capital gains income, about 90 *Tennis Singles- Men and Women* the poorest lost $350, the study families into five equal groups percent of which goes to showed. All figures are ex- and analyzed the differences in families in the top fifth. * Tennis Mixed Doubles * * Freshman Swim Meet * U.S. will fly food to Somalian hungry *Baseball* MOMBASA, Kenya (AP) - dawn Friday for Belet Huen, stricken Kenyans in northern 16" Softball The United States will begin 670 miles northeast of Mom­ Kenya. * * flying food directly to Somalia basa. on Friday to feed hundreds of But the operation in Somalia, thousands of starving Somalis, Libutti brought a 34-member where 1.5 million people out of' ENTRY DEADLINE: SEPfEMBER. 2 a U.S. official said today. advance team to Mombasa on a population of about 6.5 mil­ Aug. 17. Since flights began last lion are said to be in immediate Marine Brig. Gen. Frank Friday, eight C-130 Hercules danger of starvation, has be­ Libutti, in charge of the U.S. and four C-141 Starlifters have come the focus of the airlift, military operation, said the first delivered about 925 tons to ordered by President Bush. t of six C-130s will take off before Somali refugees and drought- t n vide~ t opening friday, august 28 Welcome Students 7 days a week • 5pm -llpm BAPTIST Basement of LaFortune new movies in Student Wayne's World Hook Union Fried Green Tomatoes juice Bible Study -Fellowship - Fun Cape Fear Join September 7 &many more U I 7 p.m. 5 • at Center for Social Concerns membership special: $5 + 1 free rental t-nday, August 2~. 1992 1he uoserver page 7 Clinton in Texas: George Bush is a 'roadblock to progress' AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - Bill obsession is keeping taxes low Clinton bused across central on the wealthiest Americans," Texas Thursday pledging to re­ Clinton told a rowdy sendoff vive the economy and assure rally along San Antonio's health care for all Americans. riverfront before heading to He derided President Bush in rallies in Austin and Waco, with his adopted home state as a several roadside stops in be­ roadblock to progress, inter­ tween. ested only in "his wealthy Clinton also talked tough on friends." crime as he picked up the en­ Joining Democratic nominee dorsement of a statewide Texas Clinton for their fourth cam­ law enforcement organization. paign bus caravan was running He emphasized his support for mate AI Gore, who like Clinton capital punishment and his plan said a change at the White to add 100,000 police officers House would bring jobs and behind California's 54 and New nationwide. other help to struggling fami­ York's 33. "You ought to have someone lies. Clinton not only mocked who gives you more than hot "You could hold the outcome Bush's new tax-cut promise but air and rhetoric," he told the of this race in your hands," also his appeal to voters to Combined Law Enforcement Gore told an afternoon rally in make trust the defining cam­ Associations of Texas. Austin. Along for the ride and paign issue. He rattled off a li­ rallies were numerous promi­ tany of Bush promises Clinton Clinton focused on the econ­ nent state D-emocrats, many of said the president has failed to omy as he appealed to Hispan­ whom have shied away from keep, including the 1988 cam­ ics and blue-collar workers in liberal Democratic nominees in paign pledge not to raise taxes San Antonio, students and pro­ the past but were eager to em­ and to create 30 million new fessionals in Austin, and a mix brace this year's double-South­ jobs in eight years. of Texans gathered along the ern ticket. road in New Braunfels and San "You feel a sense of enthusi­ And the Arkansas governor Marcos. The Observer/David Hungeling asm that I haven't seen in a said Bush was keeping America He said Bush had steadfastly What a selection presidential campaign," said from giving basic health care to defended the interests of the Tim Loughran, a senior Gov. Ann Richards. "It's really all and time off from work to rich while ignoring working­ preprofessional and history major seaches through the shelves at fun." parents with newborn or sick class families who need jobs, Pandora's Books. Pandora's has become a popular location with Thirty-two electoral votes are children. health care, family leave and students looking for used books. at stake in Texas, third-most "This administration's sole other help in tough times. Bush Bush: Clinton plays renews on fear of foreigners

voters' act CINCINNATI (AP) - President called Bush's statements Bush campaigned across the "ridiculous." WASHINGTON (AP) - nation's heartland Thursday Campaigning across the Mid­ ONE·DOZEN President Bush has signed a saying Democratic rival Bill west, Bush opened the day with 15-year extension of the Vot­ Clinton was trying to "exploit an address to factory workers ing Rights Act expanding the darker impulses of this in rain-soaked Missouri and assistance in the voting booth uncertain age" by seeking to then flew to Ohio for political for non-English-speaking collect more taxes on foreign­ rallies in Cincinnati and Find­ citizens. investment profits in the United lay. The original 1965 act re­ States. Bush narrowly won both quired help if 5 percent of a STUPENDOUS Bush said Clinton was playing states in 1988, with a 52 per­ locality's citizens spoke a ••••••••••••••••••••••••• foreign language and did not on "fear of the future, fear of cent margin in Missouri and 55 know enough English to the unknown, fear of foreign­ percent in Ohio. His goal was to participate in the political ers." He said such a tax would win back swing voters who process. invite retaliation by other supported him four years ago Now, help will be mandated countries and unleash "an but appear now to have drifted if a jurisdiction has 10,000 or economic war." away. more citizens who speak the "I know his reputation for op­ At a downtown rally in same foreign language and portunism, the kind of guy who Cincinnati's Fountain Square, are limited in their English will say anything, do anything Bush told a crowd of thousands proficiency. for political gain," Bush said. that Clinton was shifting posi­ Another section requires "But he should understand tion on various issues. He said voting assistance where what's at stake here .... Those that Clinton had advocated more than 5 percent of the population are American In­ are American jobs he's playing higher fuel efficiency standards SA.-.JCES dians or Alaska natives living politics with; those are Ameri­ for cars but last week "sang a on a reservation and can workers he's putting at different tune .... He said and I speaking their own language. risk." quote, 'I never said that I didn't Clinton, campaigning in Texas, think there was more than one way to do it or that we shouldn't be flexible in the way we approach it."' "Now, you talk about backpedaling," Bush said. "This is crazy. And so I ask the ••••••••••••••• Jefferson American people, Is there a If you can't decide on just one of our meat, seafood or cheese sauces, choose any two of a dozen delectable choices. Being indecisive has pattern going on here? Will never been so rewarding. Entrees include soup or salad and freshly Gov. Clinton say anything to anybody? America cannot af­ baked San Francisco sourdough bread, and lots of fun. Main & Jefferson Hours ford in a president double­ Mon-Th 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. speak, double-talk, double­ Fri-Sat lla.m. - 11 p.m. time." Sun 4 p.m. - 9 p.m In Findlay, Bush linked Clinton with the American Trial Lawyers Association and its op­ 9 257 .- 1100 position to proposals to restrict ... "This Is How Pizza Is Supposed To Taste" civil lawsuits. Spaghetti Warehouse "Doctors are afraid to practice Authentic New York Pizza medicine, some moms and dads Great Italian Food. All-American Fun. won't coach Little League, and 501 N. Niles Ave. • The Works Hotel: 232-4414 Calzones • Hot and Cold Subs • Stromboli my opponent and the Trial Lawyers of America eye each 3 and 6 foot Party Subs other with goo-goo eyes like Dine In • Carry Out Boris and Natasha from the old Bullwinkle cartoon," Bush $2.00 off any pizza with Student ID charged.

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page 8 llll:lUU::il:l!VI:ll Friday, August 28, 1992 Arabs say Rabin's words are good, but words are not enough WASHINGTON (AP) - Arab positions in the new set of talks. for Palestinian self-government perpetuating the Israeli occu­ She said the proposal does not diplomats on Thursday ap­ But she did not suggest an im­ in the territories occupied Israel pation." call for the withdrawal of the plauded the cordial, passe had been reached or that since the 1967 Arab-Israeli She also said that the Pales­ Israeli military and civilian "businesslike" tone set in a new the talks should be ended. conflict. tinian delegation remains seri­ administration and is silent on round of peace talks by the The Israeli delegation, But Ashrawi said the propos­ ously concerned that a $10 mil­ such vital issues as settlements, government of Israeli Prime meanwhile, is waiting for a .als are "incompatible" because lion U.S. loan guarantee to Is­ land, water and the legal Minister Yitzhak Rabin but said formal response from the the Israeli offer does not give rael will be used to perpetuate framework for a new Pales­ they see no sign Israel is ready Palestinians on its self-rule Palestinians sufficient authority and expand Israeli settlements tinian self-government body. to match words with action on proposal. "We have patience," or control over their own af­ in the occupied territories. "There are serious legal and key issues. said Elyakim Rubinstein, the fairs. "There has to be an Israeli perceptual questions," she said. "We have seen some very chief Israeli negotiator. "We don't want them to close . commitment - not just in "But this does not mean that we positive sounding statements The Palestinians have not de­ the door to (future Palestinian) words but in practice - that are not going to negotiate or from the Rabin government," cided among themselves statehood by keeping us under" the settlement activity will be that the talks are at an said Hanan Ashrawi, whether to accept a trial period continued Israeli occupation stopped," she said. impasse." spokeswoman for the Pales­ of limited self-rule or to hold and control, she said. She characterized the Israeli "The talks have been very tinian delegation. "We have not out for statehood, an Israeli She contended the Israeli proposal as an actual pleasant and polite," she said. seen any translation of these diplomat said. proposal is "tantamount to ac­ "regression" from the com­ "If you judge negotiations by words into action." Both sides have now put on tual annexation without saying mitments made by Israel in the tone, we should have succeeded She harshly criticized Israeli the table competing proposals so" and is "merely a means of 1978 Camp David accords. by now." Iran cited for CA court: tapes may be human rights element in murder trial SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - allowed potentially crucial violations Tape-recorded notes of psy­ prosecution evidence in the tri­ chiatric sessions in which two als. GENEVA (AP) - A U.N. hu­ brothers allegedly admitted The disputed evidence came man rights panel on Thursday murdering their wealthy par­ from four sessions between the condemned Iran for flagrant ents can be used by prosecu­ brothers and psychologist human rights abuses, including tors, the state Supreme Court Jerome Oziel. According to ex­ torture, disappearances and ruled today. cerpts quoted last year by an unfair detention. The state's highest court appeals court, the brothers told The panel denounced an in­ ruled today that potentially cru­ Oziel in the first two sessions crease in summary executions cial evidence in the case of Erik that they had killed their par­ following recent anti-govern­ and Lyle Menendez of Beverly ents, and threatened to kill the ment demonstrations and said Hills can be used because the therapist, his family and asso­ it was "disturbed by many two tapes describe psychiatric ciates if he told anyone. aspects of the official treatment sessions at which threats were Oziel then warned his wife of Iranian women." made. and girlfriend they were in Winding up a month-long Both brothers could be sen­ danger and told them about the session, the Subcommission on tenced to death if convicted of conversations. The girlfriend Prevention of Discrimination the August 1989 shotgun mur­ called police. and Protection of Minorities ders of their parents, enter­ The tapes were made by Oziel also voiced concern at human tainment executive Jose Me­ after the sessions as a way of rights abuses in Peru, Haiti and nendez, 45, and his wife, Kitty, keeping notes on the sessions. Guatemala. 47. It appealed for action to im­ Prosecutors say Lyle, then 21, Prosecutors also sought prove the supply of food and and Erik, 18, were after a $14 Oziel's taped notes of a third medicines to civilians in Iraq, million inheritance. They have session and his actual tape but did not condemn Baghdad been in jail for more than two recording of a fourth session. for its repression of Kurds and The Observer/David Hungeling years. The high court overturned a ~hiites. Easy does it Today's unanimous ruling lower court ruling allowing re­ barred disclosure of tapes from lease of those tapes, saying The 26-member panel, part A construction worker oversees the application of concrete tor the two other psychiatric sessions. there were no threats in those of the U.N. Human Rights sesquicentennial monument. The monument will be located at the But by permitting disclosure of sessions that Oziel had to dis­ Commission failed to criticize end of the new DeBartolo Quad facing Fitzpatrick Hall. the first two sessions, the court close to others. China's human rights record, despite reports by rights groups describing harsh treatment of oppositionists. Suicide machine inventor loses bid for license The committee, in a resolu­ SOUTHFIELD, Mich. (AP) - helped Janet Adkins kill herself Kevorkian said the order unethical now is religious tion adopted by 18-3 votes, Suicide machine inventor Dr. in June 1990 and was present would not stop him from coun­ dogma." saved its toughest words for Jack Kevorkian lost a bid to re­ when Marjorie Wantz and seling people who want to die. Iran. There were two absten­ gain his medical license Thurs­ Sherry Miller ended their lives Kevorkian said he is currently tions. day, when a state panel said it in October 1991. "They can never hurt me .... counseling three or four people, The body said it was "deeply was upholding an earlier order They've only impaired my abil­ including a paraplegic and a concerned at the continuing vi­ against reinstatement. At the time, board members ity to help suffering humanity," cancer patient. olations of human rights ... "It is self-evident that suicide said they didn't believe their he said. "What I'm doing was "None is imminent but one is namely summary and arbitrary is the antithesis of healing," action would stop Kevorkian, absolutely ethical in the days of close" to preparing to die, he executions, torture and other board representative Dr. John but felt they had to do some­ Hippocrates. What makes it said. cruel, inhuman and degrading Ingold wrote in an opinion thing. treatment, arbitrary arrests dated Aug. 21 and released Kevorkian's lawyer, Geoffrey and detention, enforced or in­ & ITALIAN RESTAURANT Thursday in Lansing. Fieger, said he expected to ap­ & Pasta-Sandwiches-Appetizers voluntary disappearances, lack The Board of Medicine tem­ peal to Circuit Court. The board of due process of law and fair porarily suspended Kevorkian's will decide later whether to Pizza Toppings & l lb. burgers trial and freedom of religion license on Nov. 20, 1991. The suspend Kevorkian's license delivery to campus and expression." action came after Kevorkian permanently. 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'M'RE FIGHTII\G FO<'rOUR UFE t-nday, August 2~. 1992 1he uoserver page9 Attorney: Fair trial in U.S. impossible for LA police LOS ANGELES (AP) - The Briseno's lawyer, said he will memory of the Los Angeles ri­ argue for dismissal of the case. ots will make a jury anywhere Braun said the publicity sur­ in the United States afraid to rounding the officers' state trial acquit the four policemen in Simi Valley and the riot in charged in the beating of Rod­ Los Angeles after their acquit­ ney King, one of the officer's tals tainted prospective jurors lawyers suggested Thursday. throughout the United States. The officers were indicted "We feel the extraordinary earlier this month on federal publicity in this case means charges of violating King's civil that any juror anywhere in the rights. U.S. District Judge John country would hesitate to vote Davies set their trial for Feb. 2 not guilty," Braun told the to give lawyers time to file ex­ judge. tensive pretrial motions. "Anywhere in the country?" Davies scheduled a pre-trial the judge asked in astonish­ hearing for Nov. 12. ment. "Do you have the evi­ He agreed to preside over the dence that there are not 12 case even though he had been people anywhere?" assigned to handle King's law­ Braun responded that if there suit for damages against the were 12 unbiased jurors, they city of Los Angeles. He said he would be impossible to find. He saw no conflict since the said he would present surveys The Observer I Maureen Long lawsuit is on hold. and demographic studies to Hard at work Harland Braun, who recently support his unprecedented stepped in as Officer Theodore motion to dismiss. Mohlabarie Mernou works at the Hesburgh computer lab. Detroit police chief sentenced to 10 years DETROIT (AP) - Former Po­ be diverted through fake com­ lice Chief William Hart was panies set up by former Deputy sentenced Thursday to a max­ Chief Kenneth Weiner. It said imum 10 years in federal prison Hart took the rest through for embezzling $2.6 million checks for cash and other im­ from a police fund and for proper withdrawals from the income tax evasion. fund. Hart, 68, was sentenced be­ Weiner is serving a 30-month fore U.S. District Judge Paul prison term for his role in the Gadola. theft. The 40-year police veteran In July, the U.S. Attorney's was convicted in May of two office asked U.S. District Judge counts of embezzlement and Paul Gadola to give Hart the two counts of tax evasion. Pros­ maximum 10-year prison sen­ ecutors said Hart stole $2.6 mil­ tence. lion from the fund, established But defense attorney Thomas to pay for drug buys and un­ Cranmer earlier this month StoreHoun: Mon.· Thurs. 11H; dercover operations. asked for probation and a ~.:::;~ •9llUAYS Gadola sentenced Hart to 10 lengthy term of community 12 years - the maximum allowed service, although he acknowl­ 5936 Grape Road •Indian Ridge Plaza sunday j VISA TI"Iir~ - on each of the two embez­ edged that federal sentencing Mishawaka. IN (219) 271·2388 ~ zlement charges and three guidelines all but rule that out. years on each of the tax Hart resigned for the force charges. He said the sentences May 8, the day after his convic­ would be served concurrently. tion. A pension board ruled he The government said Hart al­ is entitled to a $53,000 annual lowed about half the money to pension despite the convictions.

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"(Democrats) Instead of speaking about her Barbara Bush wrapped up a gressional Democrats and said. "And what we're hoping is want to raise taxes and raise usual favorite subjects, campaign tour of California on warning of economic doom going to happen is they're going spending. That is just going to including literacy, Mrs. Bush Thursday with some of the under Bill Clinton. to ... clean the House and clean spiral us up into all these awful included sharp partisan attacks most partisan remarks of her the Senate and give us a things again." in her remarks. Her favorite political life, attacking con­ "We have good programs, but Republican president with a targets have been congressional gressional Democrats and the Congress is so wrapped up Republican Congress. Then Mrs. Bush spent three days Democrats and the press. warning of economic doom in their own scandals and their watch how things grow." in California, an electoral gold under Bill Clinton. own funny doings that they're mine with 54 electoral votes - In the radio interview, she not willing to back good Asked whether the country nearly one-fifth of those needed remarked of the news media: "I programs," she said in a could do better with a president to capture the White House. would never say they were pro­ "We have good programs, telephone interview with radio who can work with a George." In an interview in San but the Congress is so station KABC-AM. "(It's} Democratic Congress, Mrs. Her trip was an effort by the Francisco she went a step wrapped up in their own politically motivated." Bush spoke of the economic Bush-Quayle campaign to use further, saying the press was scandals and their own funny The first lady said the only conditions under former Mrs. Bush's high popularity to made up of liberals and doings that they're not willing reason former President President Carter. turn around the president's Democrats who are "for Bill to back good programs," she Reagan "got things done" in the "We had a Democratic pres- standing in California. A poll Clinton." said in a telephone interview with radio station KABC-AM. Wildfires burning in California and Idaho "(It's) politically motivated." The first lady said the only ROUND MOUNTAIN, Calif. (AP} Sept. 6 containment target Forestry spokeswoman Kay at the base of Tejon Pass, about reason former President - Crews worked Thursday to could be moved forward, even McQuade. 10 miles from the community of Reagan "got things done" in dig the last three miles of as some firefighting teams were Arson emerged as the proba­ Arvin. the 1980s was because he had containment lines around a allowed to leave. ble cause as investigators The cause of the fire, which a Republican-run Senate for 64,000-acre wildfire that au­ "We're starting to scale down eliminated such other factors as started Saturday, has not been six years. thorities suspect was caused by our operation," spokesman lightning, downed power lines determined. arson. Jack DeGolia said. "Because the and campfires. In Northern California, winds "Ever since the Democrats In Idaho, fire crews drew fire's not advancing, th.e job Shasta-Trinity Ranger Unit were expected to remain light took over the Senate, it's just closer to closing the contain­ now is patrol to keep the fire Chief Ray Stewart speculated with temperatures in the mid- been an enormous fight," she ment line around the 127-mile within established lines." that a motorist may have set 80s to low 90s through Friday, said. "And what we're hoping perimeter of the 257,600-acre the fire, then driven away. and officials said that was is going to happen is they're Foothills Fire, the nation's California's largest wildfire In Southern California, fire­ helping 3,300 firefighters keep going to ... clean the House largest wildfire. this season, which has de­ fighters hoped to encircle a the blaze in check. At least four and clean the Senate and give Crews had less than 20 miles stroyed 307 homes in Northern 3,800-acre wildfire in the hot spots remained, however. us a Republican president of fire line to go before {hey California towns along Highway southern San Joaquin Valley by All but a few of the 7,500 with a Republican Congress. would surround the eight-day­ 299 northeast of Redding, was Saturday night. people forced to flee during the Then watch how things grow." old fire 30 miles east of Boise. 7 5 percent contained Thursday, No structures were burned or course of the 7 -day-old fire had There were indications the said California Department of threatened in the remote area been allowed to return. Industry claims of reduced wastes a farce, group charges WASHINGTON (AP) - Indus­ ficials at dozens of companies lower production levels or other Among companies credited by pounds; Monsanto Co., nearly try claims of reducing toxic suggest most of the reductions factors not related to new pollu­ the group with achieving actual 138 million pounds; Freeport chemical releases largely reflect stemmed from recordkeeping tion controls, the group said. waste reductions: the 3M McMoRan, 100 million pounds, loopholes in reporting or changes and loopholes that al­ Chemolie Center in Cottage and Kennecott Corp., 96 million revised recordkeeping - not lowed some chemicals to be The report's authors based Grove, Minn., cut releases by 8 pounds. actual pollution cuts - a citizen released without being counted. their findings largely on re­ million pounds by eliminating group charged Thursday. "There is little evidence to sponses from representatives of the use of certain solvents; the The releases are legal and The Environmental Protection suggest that a large number of the 50 companies that reported GMC Central Foundry Division comply with existing permits. Agency said in May that in­ (industrial) facilities have cut the largest reductions in in Defiance, Ohio, reduced dustrial plants reported releas­ their pollution substantially or chemical releases between emissions by using less foam Richard Cutting, an attorney ing 11 percent less toxic chemi­ that the reductions that have 1989 and 1990. and fewer casting blocks in its for Freeport McMoRan, said the cals - still some 4.83 billion occurred will be permanent," production process. company has a $20 million pounds - into the air, water maintained Citizen Action. While most of the facilities re­ program under way to cut its and ground during 1990 than in The most frequent reasons ported some real reductions, Citizen Action said the manu­ releases of phosphoric and the previous year. given for the reported reduc­ "some companies figured out facturing companies with the sulfuric acids from two rertilizer Citizen Action, a Washington­ tions were changes in what they could reduce their re­ largest amount of toxic chemi­ plants - which account for based watchdog group, said its chemicals the EPA required to ported wastes by merely chang­ cal releases are DuPont, nearly most of the company's reported analysis of the EPA-provided be reported, changes in how ing the way they report them," 220 million pounds; American releases- by 75 percent within figures and interviews with of- wastes were being estimated, said the study. Cyanamid, Co., 172 million two years.

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The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the University of Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary's College. It does not necessarily reflect the policies of the administration of either institution. The news is reported as accurately and objectively as possible. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of the majority of the Editor-in-Chief, Managing Editor, News Editor. Viewpoint Editor, Accent Editor, Photo Editor, Sports Editor, and Saint Mary's Editor. Commentaries, letters and Inside Column present the views of the authors. Column space is available to all members of the community and the free expression of varying opinions on campus through letters is encouraged. Will the Republican ticket be difficult to market? "Gregorian chants sung by "You mean how he's trying to Deeelite," I said, by way of blame Congress alone for things greeting my friend Ellen. like high unemployment?" "Hey, how was your sum­ "Sure, and how if only the mer?" Ellen asked. rich could be given another tax I tried valiantly to mask my break, everything would be la­ disappointment. I'd already de-da. Stuff like that. Four tried this Gregorian chant by years ago, Americans were still Deeelite business on two other -buying that cynical product. Now it just sounds like a pitch Andrew Cutrofello for retro-junk bonds on the Ed­ Subterranean Homesick sel line." Politics "Woahh! Now that's a classic stupid, Ellen," I said admiringly. "Hmmm. That'll be tough to colleagues who just flashed me beat." a well-intentioned pitying smile. Ellen gave me a "Buck up, "Aren't you going to ask me kid" punch on the arm. "I'll tell what in the world I'm talking you something, though," she about, Ellen?" said. "I hope I'm right." "No, I've learned better," she "You mean about how stupid politely replied. "But OK, it's the the Republican line is?" beginning of the semester, so I'll "No, I'm sure of that. But I bite. Is this an album on your hope I'm not overestimating the wish list?" intelligence level of the "Totally not," I cheerfully re­ electorate this year. Especially torted. ''I'm trying to figure out since you never know what what would be the stupidest dirty tricks lie ahead. Come Oc­ thing to try to market. How do tober, you can be sure that Ge­ you like this one: Maoist power orge Bush is going to be itching suits?" to get this country involved in a "I've got a better one," Ellen you see that ludicrous spectacle deceit that you couldn't even Ellen looked depressed. war somewhere. God knows said. the Republicans put on in Hous­ enjoy the stupidity factor. I just "You're right. That's the part there are enough opportunities Incredible. Ellen was not only ton last week?" hope that the vast majority of I'm trying to block out. And it's out there." humoring me, she actually "Uh, I think I was busy that Americans realize how evil really scary when you consider Depressed at the thought, I wanted to play this game. I night." were the things that man said." the awful things that could asked in a hopeful tone, "Surely made a mental note to look into "Well you didn't miss much of "That sounds worse than the come from another victory by that would be the stupidest the laws about patenting stupid substance. But you did miss merely stupid," I offered. these rightwingers. Just the thing of all, wouldn't it? I mean, games. Maybe I could farm it some of what I took to be the "It was," Ellen agreed. "But thought of four more years of wouldn't it be obvious to all out to Parker Brothers. stupidest political oratory of all with Bush and Quayle, you Lynne Cheney is enough to Americans that Bush was "OK, what's your better one?" time." could kind of sit back and savor make me think seriously .about bombing somebody just to help I said in a challenging tone, Damn, I thought. Being some quality stupidity, since defecting to Canada~" him get re-elected?" reminding myself that I had something of a connoisseur of their line about what's wrong Not wanting Ellen to feel sad, -EJlen shrugged. "Hope so. But high-sodium bubblegum with the stupid, I hate to miss out­ with this country was just in­ I tried to cheer her up by out­ you never know. Hey, look at chicken fat up my sleeve. standing specimens. Like when credibly stupid." stupiding the Republican ticket. the time. I'll catch you later, "The Republican party's I forget to watch Geraldo. "They might have been "Velcro bungee-jumping gear?" OK?" Presidential ticket." Maybe I'd better do some stupid, Ellen," I said by way of I said hopefully. "Yeah, I'll see you, Ellen." Maybe I hadn't explained the catching up. clarifying the rules of the game, Ellen smiled. "Sorry, the Re­ I don't think I want to play rules of the game clearly "So what made the Republi­ "but the question is whether it's publican party is still stupider. I this stupid game again. enough. "Ellen, you're saying can convention so stupid?" I stupid for the Republicans to mean, how can anyone take that the 1992 Republican ticket asked. market their stupidity or not. I them seriously? Look at the pa­ Andrew Cutrofello is a is the stupidest thing anyone "For starters, there was mean, pet rocks may have been thetically lame argument Bush professor of philosophy at Saint could think of marketing?" Patrick Buchannan. Of course, stupid, but they obviously is using on the campaign trail Mary's College. His columns "You bet. And I'm talking what he had to say was so evil, weren't a stupid thing to about why he should be re­ appear every other Friday. even if Quayle weren't on it. Did so full of hatred, bigotry, and market." elected." DOONESBURY GARRY TRUDEAU QUOTE OF THE DAY

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Beach party provides final taste of summer

By JENNIFER GUERIN Lanan, who said SUB had players may pre-register Assistant Accent Editor sponsored similar beach teams of six outside the parties in the past, hopes WVFI office on the second this weekend's scaled-down floor of Lafortune un-worshippers version will renew interest throughout the afternoon on will be elated to in the event and keep spirits Friday. know that this year, high on campus. She coming to South insisted that students should Less intense sports fans s Bend does not be encouraged to take should not abandon hope, mean forsaking the advantage of the simulated however, because all players traditional comforts of beach scene by wearing will be welcomed on summer. bathing suits and bringing Saturday. Prizes for the Campus organizations will towels and suntan lotion. volleyball matches will be be praying for sunshine to awarded. grace Stepan field this Transporting the ocean weekend for the beach proved slightly more Dan Langrill, an NO senior party being sponsored by difficult than shipping in the and this year's WVFI station Student Activities, SUB, manager, is eager to WVFI radio and the student broadcast live from the government. Six tons of welcome back beach party sand will be dumped on 'This is designed to for more than one reason. Stepan for the event, which be your last fling on will run from 1 o'clock to 5 "First and foremost," said o'clock on Saturday. the beach ... Langrill, "we want people to before being have fun." The party also The party is intended to caught under the provides a rare but welcome Notre Dame and excellent opportunity for Saint Mary's students 'permacloud' ...' campus organizations like officially and give them a SUB and WVFI to work final taste of summer before together. Langrill gloomy Indiana weather --Adele Lanan commented that the and more serious academic student-run radio station commitments become could profit from the unavoidable. exposure, making students sand, but to compensate for more aware of the variety of "This is designed to be the lack of waves and keep music WVFI plays. your last fling on the beach . students refreshed, SUB will The station will be .. before being caught provide a one-ton sundae on roaming the campus under the 'permacloud,' as the scene. throughout the day, some people call it," said As a break from sun­ broadcasting from dorm Adele Lanan, assistant bathing, a casual volleyball rooms and encouraging all director of Student tournament will run students to head for "the Activities. throughout the day. Avid beach." c

h~~fen people I home system or the most place to h house keys. just a fe amazing i designed by Carrot Top. Original Rocklidge, Scott Thorn (a.k.a. Ca began his career while Courtesy of Creative Entertainment ing student Atlantic Univ Carrot Top will perform at Washington Hall at 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday nights. After winni page 13

Top campus bands to appear at Rockiest

By LAURIE SESSA The Pork Choppers should be Assistant Accent Editor playing in the first slot around 4 p.m. according to guitar player Joe Huston. He said, "we play a mong the myriad of wide variety of rock songs from activities going on REM to Metallica. We basically around campus these do covers, but we're working on A first few weeks, Live at some originals to incorporate." Stonehenge: Rockfest! is XYZ Affair should appear another event to keep students between 6 p.m. - 7 p.m., busy. according to Scott Gruszynski, As part of Welcome Weekend one of the band's original '92, Rockfest! will take place members. He said, "we play a lot from 4 p.m.-12 a.m. today at covers like Van Halen and Red Fieldhouse Mall. In case of bad Hot Chili Peppers - mostly classic weather, the rain location is rock with a little funk." He said Stepan Center. that the band frequently plays at Welcome Weekend '92 is being Bridget's during the year. jointly sponsored by Student Access Denied will play around Activities, Student Union Board, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. tonight, according WVFI, and the Classes of 1993, to lead guitar player and singer 1994, and 1995. Representatives Dave Curran. "We play generally from all groups met in the spring classic rock- not necessarily to generate ideas, and most of oldies, but great songs from the the legwork was done this 60's, 70's, and 80's," he said. summer by Gayle Spencer, Access Denied is playing at Assistant Director of Student Bridget's on Saturday night, and Activities, and Matt Bomberger, The Alumni-Senior Club on Director of Programming for the Wednesday. Student Union Board, according Jason Thomas, lead vocals for to Spencer. Katharsis, said that their band is The concept of Welcome tentatively scheduled to play Weekend '92 developed from tonight some time after 8 p.m. previous freshmen week He said that Katharsis plays activities that members of "mostly classic rock-n-roll like Student Activities wanted to the Doors, Led Zeppelin, and extend to all students. According Pink Floyd, and we also do a few to Spencer, the first weekend of I originals." the semester was chosen - According to Marty Mennes, because it takes a while for the drummer for Victoria's Real class governments to get Secret, the band is excited to be ~rot Top's national tour organized, and Student Activities playing today. He said that their wanted to relieve them by music sounds "like the stuff having something already people like" and described the planned. band as "an alternative, Several campus bands including The Pork Choppers, industrial, funk-punk thrash XYZ Affair, Access Denied, band with a mellow appeal." He Katharsis, Victoria's Real Secret, also said, "our music is 95 ~!~~~~decided ,!,~.to pursue h~~~.~~.~~~m~t clubs such as New college act of thebooke~ year ditor and Dysfunktion are scheduled percent original." Victoria's is comedy because he was York's famous Catch a after his talents were to appear at today's scheduled to appear tonight 1 a clothes "driven by the laughter Rising Star. sho.wcased ~t. the extravaganza. In addition to the tentatively around 9 p.m. of others," according to Among his many Natwnal Assoct~tl.o~ of for short bands, students can get free Dysfunktion, winner of the Naz the best his agent Kathy Kern. television credits are Campl!s Actlvttles, snowcones and spin art from 4 security Easily recognized by Evening at the Improv, accordmg to Kern. competition, will appear last on p.m.-7 p.m., and free soda and the agenda around 10:30 p.m. for $10, his attire-orange, Comedy Central, Star popcorn from 7 p.m.-12 a.m. ngenious purple, blue, green, Search, Jonathan Such popularity with Dysfunktio.n plays mostly funk According to Spencer, the de your plaid, stripes, and Winters' Showtime college students led to and rhythm and blues, according bands were chosen based 'hese are bowling shoes, Carrot Special, Comic Strip his nomination as the to member Harrison Keller. He of the Top transforms Live, and America's Campus Entertainer of somewhat on their performance said that their music "is like ventions observations of Super Showcase. the Year which will be in the Naz competition, an event something you'd see in The omedian everyday life into He arrives in South announced in sponsored by Student Activities Blues Brothers." He said people inventions and creative Bend directly from Los last spring. November. can find the band throughout the props. Angeles where he was As part of Student from "We looked at bands from the year at places like Club 23 and Florida, Carrot Top comes to filming a comedy Union Board's Naz competition so that we could wn, 27, Notre Dame as part of a special with Shelley "Welcome Week," stu­ Bridget's. get the top six to eight bands in Between bands, a deejay from Jt Top) collegiate tour that Long, and another with dents can catch the the student's eyes," said Spencer. comedy covers schools in all 50 Disney/MGM Studios. unique and zany obser­ WVFI will play, so "there will states. He brings to vations of Carrot Top, Some bands were not able to never be a I ull in music," market- participate because of graduated . Florida campus experience that Carrot Top is a favorite Friday and Saturday, according to Spencer. sity. includes performances among college August 28, 29 at seniors, but Student Activities "Bring blankets. It's a great was able to schedule six of the ~ a local at over 200 eastern col- campuses and became Washington Hall. way to relax on a Friday night," top bands from the competition. she said. page 14 The Observer Friday, August 28, 1992 To a domer d Patrick Deviny, '90, former voices could be heard raised Hemingway wrote: "If people Glee Clubber and Stanford resi­ loudly in Israel's great love bring so much courage to this dent, died this summer after Father Robert Griffin poem: "Shema Yisrael world, the world has to kill years of recurring bouts with Adonoi. .. Hear, 0 Israel, the them to break them, so of cancer. Letters to a Lonely God Lord is our God ... " So very often course it kills them. The world Jim McKay from "Wide World this summer the scenes of breaks everyone and afterward of Sports" recently explained suffering carried on television many are strong at the broken how he dealt with the media I figured that I couldn't blame blood doesn't have answers could have been reproduced on places. But those that will not after the terrorists attacked the Him for not listening, since He like, "Father, forgive them. holy cards as stations of the break it kills. It kills the very I Olympic Village in Munich in doesn't exist." They don't know what they're Cross. good and the very gentle and 1972, killing eleven young For Michael, Pat Deviny's doing," on the tip of its tongue. I wasn't in touch with Pat the very brave impartially... " Israelis. McKay phoned his wife dying young with cancer would You don't need religion to Deviny after he left Notre The world breaks us, I think, back home in the States, asking be proof that God is dead, if He explain how He might have Dame; so it would be with its hatred, but more often t her to dictate the words of ever existed at all. walked on water, or turned presumptuous of me to write with its indifference. Many who Housman's poem, "To an I'm too old to argue the water into wine. But the divine him a eulogy, even though I should know better, because Athlete Dying Young". One question of God's existence. graciousness He showed to His loved him. But I've seen him they claim Christ as an ally, do stanza particularly moved him, Human beings themselves-half murderers encourages us to several times as he was starting great damage with their said McKay, and he was able to ape, half angel-are all the trust in Him as one on whom home because his cancer had hostility or lack of caring. recite it from memory: "Now proof I need; so often at death, God's favor rests. returned, and he needed to go you will not swell the rout/Of one sees them angel-side up. I "I believe in Him as God's back to the hospital. God takes no pleasure in the lads that wore their honours don't need metaphysics or son because He rose from ·the From seeing Patrick, starting suffering and battering and out,/Runners whom renown syllogisms to prove from reason dead, proving that the love He to ail, and from seeing other killing of the athletes dying outran/And the name died that humankind, ascending or showed us on the Cross was students with cancer when they young, and so He sent His Son before the man." descending Jacob's ladder, stronger than death." were terminal, I know where to be our hero, and a contender I hope it played well in serving as a highway between Michael's alleged atheism God is - in the sick room of the Who, by His show of guts, could Munich, but it's not what I want heaven and hell, is God's piece wasn't even dented. Where was young. turn His life into a moveable to say about Patrick. The sad­ of work, just as Manhattan's God at the Holocaust? As much as I could see of feast for us· all. In Him, grace ness we feel when we hear of skyscrapers and bridges, as Obviously, in the cries of the Him, I would be able to see in under pressure achieved its people dying young could be well as the burnt-out buildings dying. Pat's face. Pat's pain was His masterpiece. Though they wasted, if we sidestepped our of Fort Apache the Bronx, are "Excuse me, please," pain. The kindness and peace thought they had His back to chance of trying to look God in humanity's doing. Lawrence Kushner, a heard in Pat's voice must have the canvas, they couldn't keep the eye. Elie Wiesel tells of a day in contemporart rabbi, might tell been of God. No one was more Him down for the count. It is Armchair theologians on a the death camps when a fifteen you. The question is not where thoughtful than Pat was. in his because of Him that those wavelength with grief have told year old was being hanged. A was God?, but why do human days as a student, struggling to whom the world breaks can be me that their religious faith has voice cried: "Where is God?" beings do such things?". keep his pain private, and his strong at the broken places. been wiped out by the cosmic The answer came back: The Jewish artist Marc complaints under wraps. It is because of Him that indifference that permits the "He's there at the end of the Chagall depicts Jesus sharing in "Nothing is his life became Patrick, enduring the loneliness death of young children, or the rope with the lad." I decided to Jewish suffering. In the painting him like the leaving of it," of the long-distance runner and young parents of children. " try that approach with Michael. "The White Crucifixtion," Jesus proving his noblesse oblige, then some, became an If there were a God, He "Where was God at the is surrounded by scenes from before the letting go. The Olympian who won the gold. wouldn't allow such a thing," crucifixion?" the pogroms -Jews killed, tribute to Hamlet's father can "Smart lad, to slip betimes claims a student I'll call Michael answered: "Where hunted down, and driven away; be extended to a host of great­ away/From fields where glory Michael, who gave up going to He always is: out to lunch." synagogues burning; Torah hearted souls, leaving us the does not stay/And early though Mass when his own father died I said: "Wasn't He there on scrolls desecrated. memory of their graciousness the laurel grows/It withers the year Michael started high the Cross with nails in His What Chagall couldn't show is as a legacy. quicker than the rose." When school. hands?" how typically Jewish He was Part of the heartbreak of the Jim McKay read that, did he be­ "My mother needed a And Charlie wanted to know: when He clung to Yahweh in his Pat Devaneys, going home, is lieve it? I don't believe it, and I husband, and my brothers and I "How can you tell?" hour of trail. Eye witnesses of their great sweetness in the don't think it fits Pat. I have needed our Dad; and we told I answered: "I can tell by the the Holocaust report that as the face of adversity. How beautiful nothing but regrets that Pat God so when we prayed. On the way He responded to suffering layers liquidating the victims they are, in their valedictions slipped betimes away; for the day my father died, I knew He that He must have been in a was beginning in the gas forbidding mourning. truth is: Patrick, we hardly hadn't bothered to listen. Later, state of grace. Mere flesh and chambers of those death camps, knew ye.

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SAN DIEGO (AP)- New San Carney, who kicked a team­ and 28 and 14 to Anthony Diego Chargers coach Bobby record 54-yarder last season, Miller on successive plays. Rod Ross made the right call on his had field goals of 27 and 38 Bernstine capped it with a 1- kicker. Now he's got to pick a yards in the second quarter as yard TD run. quarterback. San Diego built a 13-3 lead. Carney kicked his 27 -yarder John Carney kicked three on the third drive, and field goals, including a go­ Ross must decide between Humphries came on late in the ahead 50-yarde~ and Stan Humphries and Bob Gagliano as second quarter and led the Humphries threw two second­ his starting quarterback. Chargers on a 72-yard drive half touchdown passes as the Humphries was acquired capped by Carney's 38-yard Chargers beat the Los Angeles from the Washington Redskins field goal for a 13-3 lead. Rams 30-19 Thursday night. on Aug. 13, five days after Backup quarterback Mike San Diego finished the exhibi­ starter John Friesz suffered a Pagel led the Rams to two quick tion season 2-2 and the Rams 3- season-ending knee injury in scores for a 13-13 tie. 1. the exhibition opener. Carney missed field goal tries Humphries relieved Gagliano The Rams closed to 13-10 on of 38 and 47 yards in a 20-14 for the second straight week a 41-yard pass from Pagel to loss to the San Francisco 49ers and threw a 23-yard touchdown Kinchen as time expired in the a week ago. But it was 12th­ pass to Ronnie Harmon with first half. Pagel was 4 for 4 for round draft pick Carlos Huerta 1:44 left in the third quarter. 75 yards on the drive. who got the boot on Tuesday as Darren Carrington recovered the roster was reduced to 60 Todd Kinchen's fumble on the The Rams took the second­ players. ensuing kickoff, and Humphries half kickoff and Pagel moved The Chargers were forced to threw a 4-yard scoring pass to them 66 yards, with free agent punt from the Rams' 37 with Walter Stanley. Steve Domingos kicking a 31- the game tied 13-13 in the third Humphries completed 11 of yard field goal. quarter. The Rams were caught 16 passes for 118 yards. with 12 men on the field, giving Gagliano, making his third Pagel completed 13 of 22 the Chargers a fourth-and-11 start, was 6 for 8 for 90 yards passes for 17 4 yards. He also on the 32. The ball was spotted in his three drives. threw a 12-yard scoring pass to on the dirt baseball infield, just Gagliano moved the Chargers Kinchen with 41 seconds left in inside the turf, but Carney had 80 yards in nine plays on the the game. no trouble kicking it through opening drive, including passes Rams starter Jim Everett was the uprights. of 21 yards to Ronnie Harmon 7 for 13 for 62 yards.

photo courtesy of Notre Dame sports information Former Notre Dame kicker John Carney beat out former University of Tennesee's Majors recovers from surgery Miami star Carlos Huerta for the kicking duties in San Diego.

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - stable" to simply "stable," the calls or visitors. Tennessee football coach hospital's highest patient con­ "There have been a great Johnny Majors' condition was dition category, McNeal said. number of calls about him," she upgraded again Thursday, two said. "People say they don't Patty- days after quintuple heart by­ No decision had been made know him personally but are Your Talents Never Cease to An1aze! pass surgery. on when Majors can leave the thinking about him and wish Majors, 57, is "continuing to hospital. Doctors said initially him well." make normal progress," ac­ the hospital stay could last cording to a statement from the seven to 10 days. This season marks Majors' University of Tennessee Medical Preparations were under way 25th as a head coach and 15th Center. for a giant get-well card to the at his alma mater. He had recovered enough to coach. Fans can sign the bill­ Assistant coach Phillip Fulmer move from the hospital's open­ board-sized card at East Towne has taken over in Majors' heart unit to a private room, Mall on Saturday. It will be absence. Fulmer is keeping the hospital spokeswoman Lisa erected on the Tennessee cam­ team on its regular schedule McNeal said. pus Monday. leading to the season opener The coach's condition was McNeal said Majors hasn't Sept. 5 against Southwestern upgraded from "serious but been allowed to have flowers, Louisiana. Happy 21st Birthday

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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Worst lead in the AL West on July 27 Seattle. to first in '91. Champs to to six behind Oakland. Everyone wants to know chumps in '92. Neither have bad bounces, what's wrong with the 1\vins. The 1\vins are collapsing and bad umpiring, bad karma or "I have no answers," they don't know why. bad guacamole. Knoblauch said. "You could "We should break out of it," The Twins, defending World stab me till I bleed to death and Chuck Knoblauch says. "You'd Series champions, are simply I'd have no idea. No clue. No think we have the perfect playing bad baseball. answer. Everybody's trying equation: Pitching, hitting, de­ Starting with the night of July hard. Everybody's playing hard. fense, managing." 27, when Oakland beat them 9- It's just not happening." You'd think so. You'd be 1, through Wednesday, when Said Brian Harper: "I don't wrong. they struggled to beat Detroit 1- know. We're trying. We just You hear Kent Hrbek say, 0, the 1\vins have lost 19 of 29 can't get anything to go right." "We're not getting the itty, bitty games. Oakland swept them. So A month ago the 1\vins were breaks we were two months did Chicago. So did Cleveland. 60-38 and seemingly without ago," and you shake your head. They lost two at home to Texas, weaknesses. They were hitting Bad breaks haven't dropped two at home to Detroit and .283, had outscored their op­ the Twins from a three- blew two in the ninth inning at ponents 493-372 and had a 3.47 ERA. They had only 57 errors in 98 games. Their fundamentals - baserunning, hitting behind runners and throwing to the right bases - were almost flawless. The MVP award was ready to be engraved with Kirby Puckett's name. Manager Tom Kelly was being hailed as Everyman's Genius. In short, the Twins looked unbeatable. Now? Beatable. Very, very heatable.

In the 29 games since July 27, they have been outscored 145- 110 and outhomered 26-17. Their ERA is 4.73 -including 5. 90 for relievers, who have blown three saves in seven chances. They have committed 19 errors. The heart of the order is ' \ ~~~· crippling the offense. Kent * Hrbek is batting .172. Chili #i• - 1 photo·- Davis hasn't homered and has Kirby Puckett and the rest of the Twins have been brought to their knocked in only five runs. knees over the past month. Rain delayed LPGA Challenge begins a day late NAPERVILLE, Ill. (AP) - water that players would have that has earned her more than Mochrie said Wednesday while "Money is a by-product of all Financial considerations lost been forced to move their balls $600,000 this season and preparing for the tournament that. I am more golf-oriented out to quality of play, so the 25 to 30 yards, and that would pushed her career earnings to that carries a top prize of than money-oriented." LPGA Challenge will start a day change their shots drastically. $1.58 million, 16th on the all­ $67,500. "My goals are scoring late after torrential rain this The same starting pairings time list. average, birdies per round and The course will play to 6,27 4 week left its venue a sopping will be used Friday, but they "I have no money goals," Player of the Year points. yards with a par of 36-36-72. mess. will be changed for Saturday's "It's better to let the course round. The cut to the top 70 drain and play a 54-hole tour­ and ties will be made after nament," the event's director, Saturday's round, and the final Ron Koewler, said Thursday round will be Sunday. after announcing that the day's The tournament is the first first round was cancelled. major event at the White Eagle "Obviously, it hurts finan­ Golf Club that opened three cially, but it's better for it to years ago. The club was de­ happen now than on Saturday," signed by Arnold Palmer. he said. "Thursday's tickets will Koewler said the problem be honored Friday." started when there was more There was no way for the than an inch of rain Tuesday competitors to haVe an equal night. That forced the pro-am chance Thursday, Koewler ex­ to be cut to nine holes plained. He said it would not Wednesday. have been fair to have some of Another quarter of an inch of the competitors play nine holes rain Wednesday night and early under adverse conditions Thursday forced the can­ Thursday with others teeing off cellation. at 5 p.m. Dottie Mochrie, on a roll and "It will take five to six hours as the leading money winner on of little rain for the course to the tour, will be among the drain," Koewler said. "The tees favorites. and the greens are fine, but Mochrie has won three tour­ there is too much standing naments this year, including the APphoto water in the landing areas." Dinah Shore, a major, and has Amy Alcott is one of many female golfers beginning the LPGA Challenge today. The tournament was delayed Also, there is so much casual been second three times. All due to harsh weather. HOLLYWOOD. EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD IS TRUE!

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Page 18 The Observer Friday, August 28, 1992 Blue Jays acquire Cone from Mets for season ending run TORONTO (AP)- The first-place Toronto Blue Toronto has the current four-game home series Jays are trying something that worked for them remaining with Milwaukee and a three-game set last year. against the Orioles in Baltimore late next month. That's when they acquired pitcher Tom Cone will pitch Saturday against the Brewers. Candiotti for the 1991 pennant run. The Blue "I think if you ask people in New York or Los Jays hope David Cone will help them win the AL Angeles, they know that what you have on paper East title and even more this year. and the money you spend doesn't guarantee a September 5 at N.C. State Neither the Baltimore Orioles nor the winner," said Bando. September 8 at Butler Milwaukee Brewers were giving up their pennant "It does shore up their pitching. I'd rather be in drives after learning Toronto had acquired Cone, Toronto's position than in ours." September 12 vs. Wisc.-Green Bay one of baseball's premier pitchers, from the New Hemond conceded nothing. September 13 vs. Rutgers York Mets on Thursday. "This game has to be played between the white September 18 "I congratulate them on making a trade," lines," said Hemond. "Only time will tell. Things at Michigan State Orioles general manager Roland Hemond said don't always work out like you expect. September 20 DAYTON from his Baltimore office. "It's a good move on 'We've held our own. Our being in the race all September 25 DUKE their part. David Cone is a good pitcher." year likely forced them to make that trade." The 29-year-old Cone, a free agent at the end of September 28 PORTLAND the season, leads the National League in Toronto has made a habit of trading for October 2 vs. Wisconsin strik'eouts with 214. He's 13-7 with a 2.88 pitchers late in the season, with varying degrees October 4 earned-run average. Toronto gave up rookie in­ of success. In 1987, the Jays were duelling vs. Stanford fielder Jeff Kent and a player to be named later. Detroit for the East. Toronto got knuckleballer October 7 LOYOLA ''I'm somewhat disappointed simply because Phil Niekro from Cleveland, but he didn't work October 9 CINCINNATI we're trying to catch those guys," said Sal Bando, out. Then they got Mike Flanagan from the senior vice-president of baseball operations for Orioles. October 14 KENTUCKY the Brewers. October 17 at Southern Methodist "I totally understand. I'd have done the same But Detroit acquired Doyle Alexander from October 20 thing if I was in (Toronto GM) Pat Gillick's Atlanta and he went 11-1 as the Tigers overtook at Texas Christian position." the Toronto in the final week. In return, the October 23 LASALLE The Blue Jays, two games up on Baltimore and Tigers sent John Smoltz, then a minor-league October 25 PROVIDENCE 4 1/2 in front of Milwaukee heading into prospect, to the Braves. Thursday's game with the Brewers, made the October 30 at Xavier trade because their starters have been struggling. "Doyle Alexander helped Detroit win in '87," November 1 at Wright State "Our problem has been starting pitching," said said Hemond. "But John Smaltz helped Atlanta Gillick. "We really should be up by more than two last year and they'll probably win their division games. again this year." "We've really kept the Orioles and the Brewers in this thing." In 1989, Toronto got lefty Bud Black from Before trading for Cone, the Blue Jays were Cleveland. The Jays won the East but lost in the The Observer/Brendan Regan also interested in acquiring Bruce Hurst from San playoffs to Oakland. Black subsequently signed Diego. Now the Oakland 1\s may go after Hurst. with San Francisco as a free agent. Feggins won't return to Wolfpack squad until January

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Friday, August 28, 1992 The Observer Page 19 Aggies think big after opening win ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) - pears poised to make a run for made me want to play hard When Texas A&M beat Stanford No.1. against them," said England, in the Pigskin Classic, the Although the Aggies' offense who led the Aggies with five victory was overshadowed by sputtered Wednesday night in tackles and three assists. "I Bill Walsh's return to college their 10-7 victory over No. 17 think we're smart enough to coaching. Stanford, their "Wrecking play with anybody." Soon, however, the No. 7 Crew" defense demolished And, possibly, good enough to Aggies could be stepping out of Walsh's intricate Cardinal at­ slice through a schedule that the shadows and into the spot­ tack. includes only one more team light of a national championship Nose guard Eric England said (No. 25 Texas) ranked in the race. Walsh gave him extra motiva­ preseason poll.' With a favorable schedule, a tion by stating in a pregame potentially dominating defense news conference that his play­ Texas A&M returns 16 and a desire to quiet critics of ers were generally smarter than starters, including four all-SWC the much-maligned Southwest their opponents. performers, from a team that Conference, Texas A&M ap- "When he said that, it really went 10-2 last year and won the conference title. But the Aggies' chances of winning a national title may hinge on sophomore quarterback Jeff Granger, a major-league pitching prospect who gave up football after last season but rejoined the Aggies after failing to make the U.S. Olympic baseball team. " Stanford running Back Glyn Milburn, and the rest of the Cardinal Granger, a backup last year to offense, was shut down by the Aggie defense. team leader Bucky Richardson, got off to a rough start his left knee. former San Francisco 49ers Wednesday night. But after The damage to Stanford may coach still readjusting to the being benched for several series be more psychological than college game after a 14-year in the third quarter, Granger physical. hiatus. came back in the final period, "We have to learn more about tied the game with a 21-yard Instead of confusing the op­ · our players," he said. "We have TD pass and set up the winning position with its sophisticated to develop a bigger running field goal with a spectacular 33- system, the Cardinal con­ back who can run inside more yard run. founded everyone with its of­ effectively and we have to get "Jeff Granger is a baseball fensive futility in the second our receivers down the field a player and just like in baseball, half. Stanford didn't make a little better." if a pitcher is not doing well, first down in the third quarter you pull him out," A&M coach and gained only 78 yards after Stanford must improve in R.C. Slocum said. "In football, intermission. order to post a second straight we can put him back in the winning season for the first game. I thought he was more "It doesn't take a genius to time since Walsh coached there focused when he got back in see that we weren't moving the in 1977-78. The Cardinal has there." ball," said quarterback Steve road games at No. 2 Two Aggie starters injured Stenstrom, sacked five times Washington, No. 3 Notre Dame, against Stanford apparently and intercepted twice in the No. 18 UCLA and No. 20 won't be back for A&M's next game. "We need to be more California plus a home date Photo courtesy of Texas A&M football game, Sept. 5 at LSU. Flanker sound in our execution." with Southern Cal, which has Texas A&M coach R.C. Slocum has his teams sights set on a national Brian Mitchell broke his left foot One "genius" who recognizes lost to Stanford only once since title. and safety Steve Kenney hurt the problem is Walsh, the 1976.

Barna's Palmer battling off-field difficulties Kelly continued from page 24 COLUMBIANA, Ala. (AP) - Palmer was scheduled to go said. "Sometimes you never ishment will not be revealed. to court Monday, but his attor­ know what can come up in the "The youthful offender Alabama wide receiver David next Thursday to determine the ney asked for an expedited court system, but right now I mechanism is pretty much an Palmer turned his focus to fate of Vmcent. football after a judge granted hearing, which moved his case don't see anything else that every day occurrence," Shelby should keep David from getting County District Attorney Mike Although it is unlikely the him youthful offender status in up to Wednesday. owners will vote to remove his drunken driving case. The ninth-ranked Crimson on with his school and football." Campbell said. "It is available to Palmer, 19, faced drunken persons 21 years of age or Vincent, the incident has fur­ The decision, made on Tide opens the season Sept. 5 ther tarnished baseball's im­ Wednesday by Shelby County against Vanderbilt. Palmer's driving charges after he rear­ under, male or female. And if attorney, Rodger Smitherman of ended a pickup truck. A breath the individual receives youthful age. District Court Judge Ron Most of us can't remember Birmingham, said Palmer can test showed he had a blood al­ offender status, there are cer­ Jackson, all but closed the book when baseball wasn't a slave to on Palmer's June 6 arrest after now begin "focusing on the cohol level of 0.236 percent, tain legal restrictions they must financial concerns. It has been classroom and his football." more than twice the legal limit abide by. a two-car wreck. Records in and always will be a business, youthful offender cases are ''I'm glad the situation is of 0.10 percent, state troopers "If they don't, they have to said. come back to court and they but the only event of true im­ sealed under state law. coming to a head," Smitherman portance happens between the He is expected to be treated can lose their youthful offender like any first-time offender but status." lines, and the owners are blur­ ring the view with selfish con­ ....------,as a youthful offender, any Palmer had no comment on cerns. fines, court costs or other pun- the hearing, referring all ques­ Fay Vincent has and-if given tions to Smitherman. The at­ the chance-will continue to do torney said he was barred from STOP SMOKING what is best for the game of divulging what was discussed in baseball. Wednesday's hearing. Hair Designers But the owners may hand Alabama coach Gene Stallings him his walking papers. Say you saw us in The Observer DO IT OUT OF RESPECT has refused to speculate on any FOR THE DEAD. possible disciplinary action that Where do I apply? Haircuts $6.00 Palmer might face. Palmer has been practicing with the Tide with Student 1.0. AIID THE LIVING. since the varsity returned Aug. 277,0057 11, but he did not participate in 1 a scrimmage on Wednesday. 1 2 mi. N of campus on U.S. 31 FRIENDS l Attention OFF--CAMPUS Students DON'T LET is now accepting application for the First Football Practice following position: will be FRIENDS Monday, August 31 DRIVE CIRCULATION DRIVERS 5:00p.m. Stepan Field DRUNK Get paid to tour ND/SMC campuses at lunch! Anyone interested in playing or coaching any off, campus sports contact Keith McKeon at 273,2514 To apply, please contact Rich Riley at 239-7471. ..------~------~------~-

Page 20 The Observer Friday, August 28, 1992 Beck shoots bogey-free round on way to two stroke advantage AKRON, Ohio (AP) - Chip got him off before the greens individual, but for me it's Beck withdrew from a tourna­ spiked up, Beck used only 11 preparation: that's what it takes ment to practice for the World putts on the back nine. for me." Series of Golf. Beck arrived in Akron Sunday Today, however, it may take August 29 vs. Indiana (Exhibition) And it paid off. night, a full two days early, in some help from the weather­ 'I wanted to be prepared," he order to prepare for the man. The forecast calls for 90 September 5 vs. UCLA explained. "I wanted to learn tournament that brings to­ percent chance of rain, possibly September 6 vs. Duke the course and the greens. I'm gether 45 title-winners from heavy, and thunderstorms from September 9 at Loyola glad I spent the two extra days around the world. the remnants of Hurricane here." To do that, he had to with­ Andrew. September 11 ILLINOIS-CHICAGO The two additional practice draw from a commitment to The international field got a September 15 VALPARAISO sessions helped produce a bo­ play in an unofficial, two-day little preview of the possible gey-free, S-under-par 65 that tournament in Oregon early this problems with a one-hour, 35- September 18 at Michigan State gave him a two-stroke lead week.\ minute thunderstorm delay late September 20 LASALLE Thursday in the weather-inter­ Thursday afternoon. rupted first round of this $1.4 "I wanted to have a lit­ Masters champion Fred September 25 at Indiana million event. tle better shot at it here," said Couples, playing in the final September 29 at DePaul Beck, who secured his place in twosome with U.S. Open title­ October 2 XAVIER Included in those 65 strokes the elite field with a victory in holder Tom Kite, was among were 11 one-putts, including New Orleans earlier this year. those held up and wrapped up October 4 DAYTON .. par-savers on four of the last "Half my game is prepara­ his 67 only moments before October 7 DETROIT five holes at the Firestone tion," said Beck, who last year darkness fell. October 11 at Evansville Country Club. became only the second man in Obviously benefitting from PGA Tour history to record a Despite his second-place October 17 at Kentucky those added practice sessions, 59. "It's important for me to be standing in a tournament that October 20 at Vanderbilt as well as an early tee time that prepared. It's different for every offers $252,000 to the winner, Couples said he was still well October 23 BRIGHAM YOUNG short of the form that produced October 29 at Butler three victories early this year. "This is just one round. I'm November 2 MIAMI (OH) far from getting it back," November 5-8 MCC Championships Couples said. "I have a lot of work ahead of me."

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ATLANTA (AP) - The Atlanta Falcons expressed the start of the Montreal-Atlanta baseball game. lead over Cincinnati in the NL West after Wednesday's little hope Thursday night of having Pro Bowl "We've probably had a short recess for a little while action. The Falcons have two games and an off day on cornerback Deion Sanders on the field when the team until someone else comes out with a better idea," Hay the schedule during the period of the baseball opens the regular season on Sept. 6. said. postseason. "The probability of him being here in the next few The Falcons had offered Sanders, an outfielder with Asked if it now appeared Sanders wouldn't be in a days is not high," Jim Hay, the Falcons chief financial the Braves, a $1 million bonus to forgo baseball and Falcons uniform until after the baseball season ends, officer, said after negotiating with Sanders' agent, report to the football team at the start of training camp Hay said, "I don't know if you can draw that Eugene Parker, for the second day. last month. conclusion." Parker also met with Atlanta Braves general He said the Falcons thought it was the appropriate manager John Schuerholz earlier in the day and was Asked if that bonus offer was still on the table, Hay time to try to work out a deal. meeting with him again Thursday night shortly before· said, "It was reported in the paper that we had not Asked how he felt after his talk with Parker ended, taken it down and I couldn't dispute that, but there Hay said, "Disappointed? Yes. Discouraged? No. If SPORTS BRIEFS were some pretty substantial reductions if he elected to another window opened, we would probably pursue it." miss the two games because of the World Series and • The Notre Dame Sports information office. is playoff games." seeking volunteers for its operation for the 1992·93 Parker had been trying to work out a deal that would school year. Students will work with aJl .24 varsity have had Sanders play both sports at the same time - sports. press releases and statistics~ Call Doug appearing with the Falcons on Sundays and with the Tammaro at 239-7516,. ·· Braves the rest of the week. . They wanted a deal that would have allowed Sanders •varsity Hockey will have a meeting on August 31 to go back to baseball full-time if the Braves made the at 4:30 p.m. in the JACC Football Auditorium. playoffs and World Series. Atlanta had a 3 1/2-game

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Unfair treatment to BY JASON KELLY Vincent ruining Sports Writer It has all the ingredients to be one of baseball the best college soccer games of the season. The office of commissioner of Except for one. baseball could be opening up soon. Neither team really cares who wins. It seems like a dream job. How hard When the 20th-ranked Notre Dame can it be to be the boss of something so men's soccer team travels to Indianapolis interwoven into the American land­ tomorrow for an exhibition game against scape, something that many people number five Indiana, in the Golden Boot would struggle to live without? Not to Classic, both teams will be more mention the great seats to all the big concerned with themselves than with games. their opponent. There's just one catch. "It's different than a regular season You have to deal with constant game," said Irish coach Mike Berticelli. complaints from one direction or "I could care less about scouting Indiana another about the damage you're doing and I'm sure they feel the same way." to the game they love. What Berticelli does care about is Economics are obviously the center filling some holes in his lineup before the of concern for most fat-cat baseball regular season gets underway next owners (who often seem to lack that weekend. love for the game). and the The starting unit has already commissioner is responsible for undergone a major face lift during the keeping them financially content. preseason. Senior forward Kevin If the game is struggling eco­ Pendergast and junior midfielder Mike nomically, it is the commissioner's Palmer are both being considered for a fault, and if it is doing well the small shift to defense. Sophomore Tim Oates market teams will complain about how and freshmen Bill Lanza, both expected Photo Courtesy of Sports Information tough it is to compete with the big to be major offensive contributors, are Sophomore Jean Joseph will be an intricate part of the Irish attack against 5th-ranked bucks of New York and Los Angeles. nursing injuries, allowing other players. Indiana. More importantly, however, the to see preseason action. game, the Classic will provide a taste of Regardless of all the hype, however, commissioner has to work within the "We won't be the same team against the regular season. Berticelli will not allow his team to lose framework of what is in the "best Indiana that we will be later in the "There will be thousands of people at its focus. interests of the game." Unfortunately, season," ' explained. "But the game will the game, so there will be undertones of "This is nothing more than an there are as many definitions of that give us a chance to look at some other a regular season game," Berticelli opportunity to practice and try out some phrase as there are teams in the major players and see how they can added. "We need to downplay that and different combinations," he explained, leagues. contribute." remember that it's just a practice game." but quickly added, "when we play them Maybe the job isn't as great as it Although the teams are not losing There's no better way for an improving in the regular season it will be a appears. sleep over the importance of tomorrow's soccer team to practice than to battle different story." Just ask current commissioner Fay one of the nation's best teams. For now, it's just practice. Vincent, who is on the hot seat for several unpopular decisions during his three-year reign as baseball's boss. Hurricanes return to practice after frightening delay His most recent controversies or eight days." included the suspension of repeated VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Football never sounded better. Shoulder pads collided, young men grunted, coaches drug offender (and occasional pitcher) Players expressed confidence that they'll be ready for Iowa. Steve Howe and his proposed screamed, and the nation's top-ranked team began to recover from wounds inflicted by a devastating hurricane. It's just a matter of concentrating on football again, they said, realignment of the National League. and the veterans will show the younger players how to do it. Howe has been back and forth At an unlikely site - the intersection of Pee Wee Reese between the major leagues and Boulevard and Jackie Robinson Avenue in Dodgertown - the Miami Hurricanes resumed preseason practice Thursday. "We have great senior leadership," junior defensive end rehabilitation for several years, and Rusty Medearis said. "If I was going into combat, I'd want to this season Vincent finally kicked Howe Damage to the Coral Gables campus caused by Hurricane bring a couple of those guys in there with me." out of baseball. He won't be missed. Kevin Williams said Andrew's devastation will serve as moti­ Some said that Vincent kept evidence Andrew forced the team to relocate in Vero Beach until the season opener Sept. 5 at Iowa. Towering palm trees, a sunny vation, against Iowa and beyond. quiet that would have been helpful to "Everybody in Miami that suffered the hurricane damage Howe. Withheld evidence or not, five sky and gentle sea breezes for the first workout contrasted with what the Hurricanes left behind. and is going through hard times without power and food," failed chances to kick his drug habit Williams said. "We'll be playing for them." more than justifies his removal. "We're getting focused on our mission Sept. 5," receiver Vincent's decision to realign the Kevin Williams said. "This is good scenery to do that. All the National League also met with swift rest we'll put behind us." disapproval. led by a lawsuit from the It won't be easy. The nation's preseason No. 1-ranked team Chicago Cubs front office. They quoted looked sloppy as it practiced for the first time this week. Home a loss of their historic rivalry with the was 140 miles away but still on everyone's mind. New York Meets as the reason for their displeasure. All of baseball knows that "My family is back there and all that, but I made a choice to the real reason for the Cubs uproar is come up here," said coach Dennis Erickson, whose house was the possible loss of television revenue seriously damaged in the storm. "The reason I came up here due to the late starting times with west and the team came up here is to get ready for a game. coast teams. "If we played Iowa tomorrow. we'd get beat. We'd better get Apparently the Cubs brass is so our rear ends in shape if we're going to play the game, or let's ~ concerned with the bottom line that cancel it." they have overlooked the opportunity Many Hurricanes grew up in South Florida, and Andrew hit to play in a division with three of the team hard. Defensive lineman Marvin Davis didn't learn baseball's worst teams-the Houston until Thursday that his family was safe. Three other players Astros, the L.A. Dodgers and the lost their homes and the homes of several assistant coaches and staff members sustained extensive property damage. r expansion Colorado Rockies. Hey, the Cubs need all the help they Erickson and his family rode out the hurricane in a closet. '~ can get. But again the issue was financial, As a result, emotions are raw. When a reporter asked about and the owners have decided to meet overcoming the "controversy" - a poor choice of words, he later admitted - Erickson exploded. I "Don't ever tell me what this is," the coach snapped, his see KELLY/ page 19 t whole body shaking with emotion. "I was in the middle of it. I "'You guys can sit here and talk about it, but I was there. INSIDE SPORTS Don't talk to me about controversy. It's a ... tragedy." •sanders sticking to baseball Compounding Erickson's dark mood was the likely absence of see page 22 at least three offensive starters for the Iowa game. Running back Stephen McGuire and receiver Darryl Spencer are very doubtful because of knee injuries, Erickson said, and receiver .-Texas A&M celebrates win Lamar Thomas likely will remain sidelined for at least another see page 19 week by legal troubles related to the school's Pell Grant scandal. Heisman Hype The Observer./ Jake Peters Fullback Jerome Bettis, a top Heismen trophy contender, carries •carney makes cut "We've got our backs to the wall," Erickson said. "Whether see page 16 we rally or whether we don't, we'll find out in the next seven the ball during a scrimmage.