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By Sandy Cutshall The increases in room, board· including Tru.stee James S~ and mandatory student fees next Yakovakis. year for UNH are lower than last ''This isn't a huge increase," years' and less than other USNH said' Yakovakis._ He said the in­ schools. crease was based on inflation and On Monday, -the USNH he considered a _raise of 4-6 per- Board of Trustees approved a 5.3 cent normal. · percent increase in ch.arges for Director of Residential Life, room, board and mandatory Carol Bischoff agreed. "We make student fees at UNH/Durham for a strong effort to keep the rates as the 1990-91 school year. Fees were low as possible," said Bischoff. "It also raised at ~eene and Plymouth is very close to what inflation is." State colleges by 8.3 and 8.2 Bischoff said the reason the percent respectively. increase'this year was not as high UNH students residing on as last year was because the 1989- campus next year will be paying 90 fees helped to finance the $3,909 for a double room, a 19- construction of the new Student mea:l plan and all other student Apartment Complex (SAC), set to fees. This is an increase of $195 begin this summer. over this year. She said the money will cover The winners of the Annual Lower Quad Bed Race, which was part of Spring Week. This one the Because the increase for the standard inflationary increases as boys affectionately titl~d "Chevy." Congrats guys, you're champions. (Mike Pamham photo) 1989-90 school year was 8.9 .______.....,; ______. r· beingpercent, called next "modest" year's increase by many, is INCREASE, PAGE 11 ;::~~ ~eJec~s . Jac9bson to speak at graduation ~~ By}' i erri J?a.nisevicb . . . . Natalie· Jacobson,' news 0an::.•. rectors Association.: . to talk to si~ters about current student referendum i chor for WCVB-TV Channel 5, Reached for comment at conc~ms o·n · campus. Jacobson Boston and UNH alumna, has WCVB last night, Jacobson said said she is trying to put together a been named guest speaker for the she is "excited to come back" to "helpful" speech. '1 want to gear By Gail Robertson 1990 spring mmmenceinent cere­ speak at her alma mater. it to graduates ... I don't want to For the second time,, the mony. ·"I love UNH and everything preach or pontificate.". MUB Board of Governors A member of the Alpha Chi about it ... I have nothing but won- voted down a proposal that ::~IE~~;;;;~;~ Omega Sorority at the university derful memories," she said.. · JACOBSON,PAGE 12 would allow students to elect ~~ , and a 1965 graduate, Jacobson According to Jacobson, she them. ;~~t~e~~~~ev~~::::~~:i:~~ -;;;;;;;;;;;;; joined Channel 5 in 1972 as a re­ had a "great time" last weekend The proposal was pre­ porter and soon became anchor when. she returned to Alpha Chi sented to the board shortly elect~o~~~~,s~~~i:tsFriday ::!(11:l:i:!; for its noon newscast. before the Student l3od y Presi­ According to infor.giation . dent elections by board mem­ supplied by Channel 5, Jacobson ber Chris Sterndale. The board became the first woman evening rejected it, and the a referen~ £~:~f ;~~:~f ~E~ il newscast anchor.in Boston when, . dum question on the Presi­ in 1976, she began to co-host dential ballots asked students ;;::.~:~! i;:;::r:e~;i~i:;: ii WCVB's "NewsCenter 5 at Six." if they felt the majority of the Two years later, ~he-added the11 MUS. Board of Governors . p.m. "NewsCenter 5 Tonight" to should be elected. her anchoring responsibilities. Almost 70 percent of the · Since 1982,Jacobson and her students voted "yes," that the ~~S~KE~~~1l~E husband, Chet Curtis, have deliv­ board should be elected. members of the MUB Board of iJ)t ered the 6 p.m. and 11 p.m. week­ As it stands now, the cur­ day newscasts to both regional rent MUB Board elects next ~o;.;:'::i:~~~ ~:}!!'~~ ~~ -and national acclaim. year's chairperson and vice student body," Garthwaite "NewsCenter 5" has won chairperson. From there, ·the said. nearly every top broadcasting. new chairperson and vice The election of the these honor with Jacobson at the helm, chairperson take applications members would not come up including several New England for remaining seats on the until January of 1991, Garth­ Emmys for best newscast,-and top board. waite said. ·"This gives the awards from both the Associated Out of 13 total members, · MUB Board time to educate Press and United Press Interna- seven voted the proposal the student body," Garthwaite tional. \ down. Neal King, a current Jacobson herself won a New member, is one who voted England Emmy for Hosting I in against the proposal. dent Chris Sterndale was dis- itiHi 1985. That same year, the Anti­ "People brin_ging it to the appointed by the Board's de- :=:H:=:ji Defamation League ofB' nai B;rith board are trying to rush it," cision. Sterndale felt that the f(l:i chose Jacobson and Curtis as said King .. "It's been like this "Man and Woman of the Year." for 20 years: We shouldn't ~t,:'~e:~• ~=:~e~~!n~~~ I In 1988, Jacobson and Curtis' jump into anything." members should have =*:::::: coverage of the Presi<;iential cam­ . King is also afraid that paign received a first place Na­ _having the student body elect' ~~=~:.:.':!~o::::: of I tional Headliners Award, as well the Board's members will as a top honor from the National create a loss of those members MU.B BOARD, PAGE 12 Radio and Television News Di- . UNH grad and Channel 5 anchor Natalie Jacobson. ( Courtesy f photo) ' , , • • • • ------...... ,.. ______•.NS, ••• • PAGE2 THE NEW · HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, APRIL 27,· 7990 Gotham glutted ,with glo"l):al,, goodness

By Marc Ewert tally concerned, we had over­ an amused wave I prepared to ourselves dumped in the Bronx. another hype. Of course MTV dosed on UNH' s rustic setting. smirk, defense for my lack of sen­ Feeling sudden misgivings for wa_s there, I think I saw G~ME AND PESTILENCE­ To save our sanity, we thought, sibility. But my laugh turned_to a leaving serenity, my . fellow "DownTown" Julie Brown _EARTH DAY HYPE IN we needed a dose of urban surprised gctsp when without woodland student and I lamented CENTRAL PARK sipping cola from a· ~tyrofoam strangeness. B o s t o n hesitation she exploded with an the grime covered cement and cup. seemed our likely destination. enthused ''YES!" Perhaps lucky polluted riveroftar. Fortunately, As · we mournfully droye Earth Day 1990. It_ was Though not on ~he top of my list, for her lack of serious thought, I a lucky turn sent us drifting back to the HEAD TO THE WOODS for country, I thought of Arlo Guthrie and Livingston quickly organized everything and downtown towards greener many of the environmentally al! the people I saw that afternoon. Taylor would have been a fun before we knew it we were flying pastures. Finally we found The concerned UNH students. When sheer magnitude of the way to recover from w~eks of do\.)'.n- the highway. Top down, ourselves in the park amidst the human ~ace I woke that sunny Sunday all I and the amount of tests, papers, and spongy mud­ the sun browned my faced as Step­ lunacy of a reported million trash could think of was esc;aping this I imagined we must sloshing. Yet Boston was no pen wolf blared from the speak-. people. produce, scholastic prison, but Mother made-the ride back to adventure. Ignoring common ers. Two crazy kids loose on the As we stumbled through the Nirvanamelancholyindeed. Nature wasn't calling. I hooked That sense I suggested Central Park, East Coast. . choking crowd of spectators we day in the up with my friend Jenn and we park did more for me New York City. Expecting my Aft.er four hours of listened to speaker after speaker than all the Earth agreed that though environmen- Day ­ practical friend to dismiss it with increasingly foul air, we found remind us of the need to pe programming I received at environmentally concerned. The school. Though I was quick to city-people groaned every time leave, .as we finally r-eached the another speaker stepped tc;, the green woods of New Hampshire, podium. , Unfortunately, the I breathed a sigh of relief. I was popularradiostationMCseemed . glad to be home. to receive the most applause I thought of the students who introducing such bands as the B- scoffed when I told them I was 52' s and Edie Brickell a:nd the going to the city on Earth Day. New Bohemians. Did a trip even further into the Later that day, as I took wilderness show them anything refuge from the concluding more than a walk through college performance of Hall and Oates, -I woods could have taught? And stood on a hill above the insanity. what about those who laughed at As far as I could see were people, the "crunchy Granolas getting 1ike ants swarming over sweets. back to nature?" Perhaps if the And underneath their dancing urban dwellers got a dose of our. feet were miles of discarded beer beautiful campus they would bottles, food wrappers, and show more respect for their own cigarette butts. No one seemed to home. And perhaps if my fellow realize their hypocrisy , as they students had taken a trip down to absent-mindedly fouled the the city on Earth Day, maybe they scene. Even more disappointing, would have gained an even. we ·saw tew recycling bins and greater sense of the trashcans. SomepeopJe,I'msure, environmental emergency. got the message, but to me Earth ,, . f There was no solace in the big city for the gonzo writer an~ his si_de-kick_on Earth Day, ( Ben _Frazkrphoto Day Central'Park seemed like _just • I '

New nuclear reactor CT saves' Colt F·irearms, Harvard torn prepared for tests sparks debate Schenectady, New York-A prototype for a powerful by race issue new nuclear reactor, intended to propel a new Cambridge, Mass - Professors and students.at Harvard . generation of submarines at greater speeds and depths, Law School have been polarized over the issues raised by is quietly being prepared for testing at a Gove:rntne:nt ., Hartford - Connecticut rushead in with state pen­ a black professor's declaration on Monday that he intended · laboratory near Schenectady, N.Y., experts said yester­ sions funds last month fo save one of the state's oldest to stay off the job until the school appoints a bl_ack woman day. But an environmental monitoring group says the employers, Colt Firearms. Now, the rejuvenated to its tenured faculty. Robert C. Clark, the dean of the law Department of Energy, despite its re~ent promises fo company's decision to begin making a gun patterned school, said yesterday: '1think it's clear the law school conduct business more openly, is violating the law by after its old, best-selling assault rifle has ignited a faculty should make.appointments based on the merits of not preparing a statement assessing the environmental debate about the financial, moral and political impJi,.. · each case, not ,because of protests. We do have high impact of the new reactor. cations of a public investment in guns. The old assault standards and we aren't going to compromise them." rifle, the AR-15, was discontinued last year after Fed­ eral officials said it was a favorite of drug gangs. Exxon voters reject Child welfare worker Saks Fifth Ave. sold to environment plans aquitted on child abuse Houston- Under siege by environmentalists for more Mide~st invest. corp. Barow, Fla. (AP) - A state child protection worker ye~ter­ than a year, ·Lawrence G. Rawl, the chairman of the day was acquited of charges that she had failed to report Exxon Corporation, won a measure of support yester­ New York - Saks Fifth Avenue, one of the world's suspected abuse before the death pf an infant who, the day as-a series-of environmental initiatives were over­ premier high-fashion retailers, will be sold by its Brit­ authorities said, was dunked in a toilet for soiling his pants. whelmingly rejected at the company's annual ish owners for $1.5 billion to a Mideast financial group The defendant, Shirley Duboise, contended at her three­ shareholder's meeting. Shareholders belonging to · known as Investcorp. The offer is surprisingly high day trial that she had never seen nay evidence that would various environmental groups, including Friends of and reflects the special character of the retailer whose have led her to suspect abuse. the Earth, The National Wildlife Federation and an flagship story in the shadow of St. Patrick's Cathedral organization of Alaskan fishermen, were vastly out­ · on fifth Avenue is a surviving remnant of the bygone numbered by the company's supporters and were era of magnificent carriage-trade emporiums. often booed or shouted down during 'the meeting, which lasted 3 hours and 45 minutes. I:

' PAGE3 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 1990 Two m.ore top faculty to leave UNH Hurd to Time to move on move to for Garthwaite Cornell Assistant dean heads- out By Melissa Bane die at UNH, "said Garthwaite. Cindy Garthwaite, assistant Garthwaite said she would "USNH should dean of student affairs/conduct miss UNH and the students, officer announced her resignation but that she thinks she.has done cut research" this week. as much as she can .do here. "I According to Associate Dean of need time off and my leaving is · By Neal McCarthy Student Affairs Carmen Buford, the therefore what's best for the UNH professor of conduct officer position will be filled students," she said. Economics, Richard Hurd, is by the fall 1990 semester. Garthwaite stressed that leaving the university, citing an Garthwaite has been at UNH filling the conduct · officer "uncomfortable" situation. Hurd since her sophomore year in college, . position was "crucial to the will become the new Director of working as both hall and assistant student life", and important for Labor Studies at Cornell directors while getting her master's the benefit of human services University's School of Industrial degree. at the university. The office 'and Labor Relations next fall, a Garthwaite attributes her handlesapproximatelyS0cases position he terms as "exceptional." resignation to personal reasons. She during a school year involving Although Hurd said the hasplanstoworkwiththeAmerican on and off campus student position he will take over at Cornell College Personnel Association which conduct violations. is perfect for his qualifications, he Professor Richard Hurd a will allow her to continue working Garthwaite will be admitted that he wouldn't have photo) with students and participating in workingatasummercampthis considered leaving if he wasn't depressing administration for lack of research requirements. human relations training, personal summer, and plans to sing in a unhappy with the current state of structure that has evolved-over Hurd said he felt deserving of full studying, writing, and reading. group she is involved with affairs at UNH. , the last 15 years. The faculty feels professor the first time around due Garthwaite said her decision called "Distinct Possibility." , ''The general issue amongst disenfranchised (from UNH) ." · to his hard work in academics, only was finalized following her "I think she's done a very faculty is a Inorale problem," said According to Hurd, the to find out he came up short. realization that her fears of leaving good job at the university, " Hurd. university has research Hurd arrived at UNH in 1973 were what had been keeping her at said Buford. "While I'm sorry He said that the current requirements in ord~r to get as an assistant professor in the UNH for the past few months. to lose her, I'm happy to see her budget crisis is nothing new at the seniority and tenure. Theproblem, Whittemore School ofBusinessand "This world's too big to live and ready to move on." university. According to Hurd, Hurd says, ,is that there is more Economics (WSBE) after receiving budget cuts have been a perpetual emphasis being put on research his PhD in Economics from problem that just have~'t ~een felt and less on teaching. Vanderbilt University. in recent years because of New Hurd was. promoted to full . "USNH should cut research Iiampshire's healthy economy. professor last year, after having What's new, he said, "is the been denied the position in 1986 HURD,PAGEU Signatures Student struck twice on Route 4 fair, stable. Both cars driven by UNH students next for union longstanding tradition, but the By John Doherty Westbound lane. She was then Saxanoff was returning to campus · economic situation is a Corinne Saxanoff, the UNH run over by UNH sophomore · fro~ Wagon Hill Farm with a By April :freshinsky Jacobs one. student who was struck by one car .Jason Dunion, who was unable to group of friends when she was The fate of the proposed , troubling _, "A lot of us are loyal to the and them run over by another, avoid Saxanoff, accorqing to struck. <, professor's union at UNH depends · university and want to stay. remains in intensive care at Durham Police. Foster's Daily Democrat on the support of faculty - at least 30 now the only_option for Portsmouth Regional Hospital. She is reported in fair, stable reported yesterday that Police said percent of them, before collective Right is to leave. We. want to Saxanoff was attempting, to condition according to Saxanoff had a .14 blood alcohol b~rgaining can begin. some for better workfng cross Route 4 in front of Wagon Portsmouth Regional Hospit.al. level. The legal alcohol level for UNH currently ranks lowest in work We like it here," said Hill last Friday night when she Saxanoff suffered multiple driving is .10. the northeast for category one conditions. Diller. was struck by Scott Kurinskas, a fracture and a head injury. Police are still investigating universities in salaries, according to Associate Professor and UNH sophomore, in the According to Durham Police, the accident. an AA UP update of 1989-90 salaries. According to the same update, Chair of Communications all ten institutions with collective Barbara Montgomery bargaining, with one exception, have "sympathizes" wi,th the higher total compensation than the movement to unionize but does three that do not. not believe it will be able to Karl Diller, Professor of English meet with success. and President of UNH' s chapter of According to the AA UP, believes the faculty could Montgomery, a member of a . benefit from unionization. professor's union at , the According to Diller, the University of Connecticut for unionization process could begin by several years, unions have a the end of the semester if 30 percent tendencytocultivatean "us and of the faculty return signature cards them" attitude, and may in favor of ur,ionization. polarize the university even "We're collecting signature more. cards. If we get a sufficient number, Unions also formalize the , which I think we will, we'll file with communication process and the NH Labor Relations Board. Then make it difficult to have an open they'll set up an election," said Diller. discussion between the faculty The union would need a 50 and the administration, said percent vote in favor of collective Montgomery. bargaining to institute it, said Diller. During her years as a Diller said the union would member of the union at UConn, _serve to bring UNH salaries and Montgomery found the lack of health benefits up to par with other communication "very comparable universities and protect distressing." academic freedom. According to Diller, academic strumming a guitar on T-hall lawn. Yeah. · Or in jail. (Mike Maybe someday we'll see these little cuties freedom at UNH has been a UNION, PAGE 12 Pamham) PAGE4 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 7990

Angola RxR attacks Bonn opposition chief Chamorro takes hit starving hardest stabbed in rally Lobito, Angola - Hunger and malnutrition are Nicaraguan helm increasing for the people of this region, already tat- · Managua, Nicaragua - Ending more than a decade tered by rivalry and rebellion. The burden of pro- N tional Liberation Front, Violeta longed drought is now compounding the despair and Bonn - Oskar Lafontaine, the candidate for or rule by the Sandinista 9 Barrios Chamorro was inaugurated Wednesday as destruction of a civil war that has raged for 15 years. Chancellor form the opposition Social Democratic Pa~y, President. In a gesture of reconciliation~ she Lobitom is the.starting point for the vital Benguela was stabbed in the throat Wednesday by a German Nicaragua's retained the top Sandinista military leader in the railroad, w11ich has been sabotaged often ·by rebels in woman .carrying a knife concealed in a bouquet of then In the first democratic transfer of power in this '_ . ·the years of. civil war. The rail line is vital in letting flowers. A -spokesman at the hospital to which Mr. army. history, Mrs. Chamorro received-the presidential . · black-governed nations like Zambia and Zaire ship .. Lafontaine was taken from the campaign rally in Co-. .country's predecessor, Daniel Ortega Saavedra, under their copper and zinc to the West while bypassing the - logne·said a two-hour operation took place and that he sash from her tropical sun just before noon in a baseball stadium traditional route through south Africa. · had lost a considerable amount of blood and that his a blazing condition was critical. . in central Managua. Japan offers its good U.S. opposes assailing Angola expects : offices to ·U.S., Iran · new rebel talks Tokyo -As Irah and the United States halti_ngly Tokyo Qn barriers I - Angola's foreign Minister said begin searching for 'ways to end a decade of hostility, Washington - Japan should not again be cited . United Nations government of President Jose the neutral ground for exchanging messages, provid-, _ for unfair trading practices, Carla A. Hills, the United yesterday that the leftist Santos will reopen peace talks with its.Arheri- · ing explanations and coaxing both sides along has States trade representative; told congress yesterday, Eduardo dos rebels "in the next few days." The official, cropped up in an unlikely spot: the Japanese Foreign disclosing that Washington and Tokyo had-reached an can-backed de Castro Van Dunem, said Portugal, the colonial Ministry in downtown Tokyo. For a decade, Japan has agreement on the last major item on th_eir current trade Pedro of Angola.until 1975, was arranging the talks with the kept up regular, if not warm; contacts with the Iranian agenda. Japan has "moved further this year than any ruler Savimbi, which could be held either in Government. And over the last year, since President other country'' in opening its markets, Mrs. Hills said. rebels of Jonas Islands. Hashemi Rafsanjani tookoffice,J apanese officials have under the "Super 301" provision of the Portugal or in the Cape Verde Citing Japan been gradually stepping up the pace among the three trade law again would impede further tough 1988 countries, playing a go-between role that both Japa­ progress, she added. nese and American officials are hesitant to discuss in detail.

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1990 Senior Bachelor of Fine Arts Exhibition and Senior Bachelor of Police· report arrests Arts Review, preview reception, music by the jazz trio Moment's Notice. 6-8 p.m. Exhibit open April 28-June 10. By Deanna Durnarn Five UNH students were Drive-in-Movie - Double feature, with fireworks between movies! arrested by Durham Police this past ·Sponsored by Campus Activities Board. Snively Parking Lot, 8 week according to Durham Police 'p.m., free. log. Michael Dainis , 18, a Fireworks-Between double feature drive-in-inovie at Snively Park­ freshman Williamson resident, :ing Lot. was arrested on April 19 for License Prohibitions and was released on ·Performance - ''Theater in Black," by Charles Pace on black litera­ $200 personal recognizance. ture and the life of Malcolm X. Sponsored by Dept. of American Sopomore Brian Bemiss, 19, of Studies. Richards Auditorium, Murkland, 8 p.m., $2. Madbury Road was arrested on + the same charge, and was released . University Theater - ''The Lower Depths." Johnson Theater, 8 p.m. on $200 personal recognizance. Dennis Malloy, 20, a sophore hetzel resident, was arrested for S~turday, April 28 unlawful possesion of alcohol on April 21. He recieved a hand ·Conference - "Out of the Sixties" includes teachers' workshop. citation. MUB, all day. Information/registration: David Watters 862-3983 Patrick Sheehan, 21, a junior or Sarah Sherman 862-1313. of Garrison A venue recieved a hand citation for an open container Conference Keynote Speaker - Barbara Ehrenreich, will discuss her on April 21. book ''The Hearts of Men." Strafford Room, MUB, l1 a.m. Clinton Logan, 21, a senior who lives on Main Street, received Art Galleries Exhibits - Two Senior Art Exhibitions. Hours through a hand citation for a noise violation May 17: M-W, 10a-4p; Thur 10a-8p; Sa & Su, 1-5p, closed Fri & on April 22. Du:rham's finest on the prowl ( Ben Frazier, photo) university holidays Thru June 10. All court·dates are for May 8. Comet· Watching Sessions - Benjamin Hersh, director of UNH observatory, will locate Comet Austin. (weather permitting) Field behind UNH's Kingman Farm, 4 a.m. to sunrise. Info: 1950

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By Tracy ,Springberry we needed money," said Arneson. BAKE SALE: Sponsored by Students for Choice. Lots of goodies and a g~eat place to find New. Hampshire ~itizens ."We found leadership, but not in information about abortion rights. Mondays, Outside MUB PUB, 10 a.m .. throwawayl,200,000,000pounds Concord. In Concord bills were of garbage a year, or 4 pounds ·per killed that would have provided person per day. leadership,guidanceandmoney." HEALTH In1988,Newi-Iampshirehad Arneson added that two of 65 land fill-s, only three of which ·'the biggest solid waste · OPEN LINE: Phone line for. gay; lesbian, bisexual support, call 862-3922. Sun. - Thurs. 5p.m.- wiU be operational by 1993. The management companies, Waste , 10p.m. (Tues. 6 p.m.-10p.m.). Information also available regarding various support groups for rest will be closed at a cost of $200 · Management and Wheelabrator r ., · lesbians, gay men, & bisexuals. million. came in and helped as well.-' Statistics like those mean · ''Towns needed instant answers, LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL _SUPPORT GROUPS: Call Health Education at 862-3823 for more crisis. so they turned to incinerators and information. On April 18, speakers from · land fills," she said . . the New Hampshire Recovery Incinerators and land fills are OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Tuesdays, Resource Room# 249, Health Service_Center, 12-1 Association, . NH Department of costly, and, according to many pm. Environmental Services, the state studies, dangerous. ,Incinerators legislature, NH Solid Waste Task · producedioxins,concentratelead, HIV/ A_IDS TESTING & COUNSELING: Anonymous and confidential; available at the Office of Force, Turnkey,. and the UNH mercury; · and cadmium in toxic . .Health Education & Promotion. M?n. ·9-2:30; Tues. 9-11:45. cap x 3823 for an appointme1;1f. eco~omics depaJ'!ment, came to proportions. Land fills, even _st~t~ UNH to"talk about the crisis and. of-the-art ones, have the potential AL-ANON MEETINGS: Mondays, Medical Library #222, Health Service Center, 12-f p.m . . · the state's successes and failures to leak water contaminated' with in dealing with garbage. heavy metals. / The:~ituati,on-is not as ·grim as · '1ncineratorsand land fills are :- MEETINGS itwasin1988.-- Thest~_te-hasihree· -jus't a large Band Aid," said trash incinerators-and six,state-of- Richard , tli~-art ,Ja·nd. :, fills•. · The. stat~ · De Seve of the New Hampshire WOMEN'S ISSUES RESOlJRCE'CENTER :- WEE.KL Y MEETING: Will be taking about upcom­ g

By Colleen Sebastian ,:I 4/i//Ai~ Move over Videotex. Watch out information desk. · A is is like a new source of campus information has hit the MUB. Electronic billboard advertising. The billboards, which are approximately 2 feet by 3 feet, were .secret, okay? putupthisweekintheMUB. Each billboard displays a calendar listing school information and By Eileen events, a color advertisement, and a red flashing message board. Malloy and The billboards are being Laura supplied at no cost by Market Deame Source, a New Jersey company that specializes in light board Students might forget important dates like April-Fools Day without We like to rage. Me and Eileen, we're just crazy chicks. So advertising. the MUB's new billboards (Mike Pamham, photo). we decided to tell you all about it. But hey, we're also wicked . According to President discreet. That's why we've carefully disguised ourselves. We of the MUB Board of Governors, said. "There will be no Cat's Closet manager both really hope our parents aren't going to ever read this. Eric Stites, student organizations controversial ads like alcohol or Ken Barrowsstronglysupports the and branches of the MUB, like contraceptives used." Ads for billboards. "It's great. We'll Laura: So this is the way it was. We we're walking into Pistachio's and Cat's Closet, will Hershey's, Bugle Boy arid Honda probably use it for days we have Nick's, and we both looked really cool. I was wearing iny fringe, be able to advertise free on the now appear on the billboards. sales," said Barrows. and Eileen had experimented with a new hair clip. We were _ billboards. For the past two years, The billboards can be golden, and we knew we were going to drive the guys nuts, if you Although the MUB the MUB Board of Governors has found across from the job board, know what l mean. Eileen? · Board of Governors is still in the discussed the installation of the in the MUB PUB and by the Eileen: I was feeling slightly uncomfortable that night, my process of establishing a policy to billboards. Last ·fall the board Commuter Transfer Center. A _clip was gold and my earrings were silver. But it was dark and I determine who gets to advertise · looked· into buying its own f~urth billboard is located-in the took a good look at myself and a good look at Laura and said,· and for how long, Stites said billboards, but the cost was too field _house. "Sweet. Oooh baby, do we look fine. No one's gonna notice Laura student organizations will be · with this pookie nose.'' And then I saw hiII1. Tight white t-shi_rt,. high. ''The lighf bulb strips cost · ------. given first priority. . and ripped jeans, in all the right places, if you know what I mean. $400 a piece and with a calendar, it NEED EXTRA. Besides campus would have been Fine, very fine. Laura had no chance. $2,000/' said advertising, . national companies st Laura: Eileen, you are such a hoser. Your hair: was stickin' 1 0 will also advertise . on the ites. Although the .1Nntecre 12 miles above your head-you looked like Marlo Thomas in her MUB will $ steMEd, ,·n a?_. $ .· billboards. Market soun;:e will . not receive- any advertising ''That Girl" days. Your hair was a fire hazard. This is what I want' 1 supply these ~ds. Howevef, the revenue from the companies that profitable home . to know. What were you thiI1.kin' wearing red spandex with the_ MUB Board of Governors can advertise on the billboard, Stites patent leather pumps you bought ~or your sister's wed~ing? business? For FREE You · reject these ads ·. if they believe looked cheap, honey. The guy with the tight white t-shirt,boug~t believes the electronic billboards information write: they're unsuitable. me a drink first. You were sweating big time. And t}:lose coconut.- are still a good idea:. "It's a free l;3 ·&C Publishing , ·"If we feel an ad is out _of size stains under your pits proved it. ·· .· dealfoi:us. Studentorganization~ Portland Ave. the ordinary or, doesn't fit the like SCOPE and MUSO will make 651149 Eileen: Oh, Laura, get real, man. Get a life. The oil spill on standards, we won't use it," Stites out really well," your chin is Mount Vesuvius about to erupt. He loved me sooo said Stites. Dover, NH 03820 !~ much. Geez, man, it was embarassing to see you paw him. Like he whispered to me "Who's your loser friend. She's ragtime; man-. Like, der, she's drinking Bon Voyages." . . Laura: Eileen, I almost get sad when I reaHze that you are only 12. I mean, when I was 12, I dressed up in black patent Mary Janes, and wore a white smock jumper on most days; But I guess · you are a mature 12 year old. And holy smokes, you gave me a run for my money. · . Eileen: Laura .... Youarejustjealous, becausethemenareon me like flies. To you, they scatter, like balloons in the wind. Let me just say, man; you're a loser. Laura: So anyway, there I am, scamming on this really fine . man. Eileen: You mean the other guy? Laura, he was a geek. Be was smoking Now's. Laura: Eileen, you are ragtime. The man borrowed some chick's cigarette to show me how to make smoke circles with my nose. Geez, sometimes· you just rag on people without even knowing. Eileen: Laura, shut up. You know he Was a loser. Let's just be real. So then. the cool guy, he asked me if I wanted to go to this party... . ' ' Laura: _ Ei-leen . He asked you where the bathroom was. Then he asked me how the heck we could ditch you. We were planning on dumping you with Mitch, that guy in the gabardine with the overbite. That man was having lots of thoughts about your spandex. Eileen: Laura you're just talking ragtime. Let~s just get it. straight. The cool guy wanted me. I mean, der, it's jl given. But I turned him down, his Girbaud' s were too tight. Then ~e aske~me · to ask you on a date. You know the cool guy. He's setting me up with Dave, the one with the Pumps. Laura: Der Eileen. Youare·so lame. Any guy askingyouout is just looking for a free meal. Is Dave the one who kept talking about the dental hygenist he met at the·mall? Eileen: Like Laura, you are just ragtime. Fess up, babe, you were rejected at all ends. I, like, rule. NNNNNNNT! Laura: You make me sick, like a bowl of raisin bran in warm milk. Let us not forget the words of that Ancient Chinese Philosopher: "Cheap-looking woman in'Ill-fitting clothes is like a very tired donkey. Neither cost much moriey and can easily coaxed into a barn." - Laura and Eileen (their real names?) can often be found in gutters and al"/eyways with a few empties and an economy size bottle of hairspray. The ture of this newspaper is in their shaky hands. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY APRIL" 27, 7990 PAGE9 Ticket sales hit $3000 for 1st annual senior week -Seniors raise money for food, fun, and festivities

year class reunion. _ enough money to sponsor a Senior setitupsothatiftheypledgefor individually for certain will get a By Donna Gaspar -According to Polly Daniels, ·Week free to all graduating seniors. Senior Challenge, they activities. Over seventy-two Over $3,000 in non-profit the Director of Alumni Activities, A group of UNH juniors have discount for Senior Week." packages have been sold so far. ticket sales has been sold for the if there wasn't a senior week, helped the seniors with 1990 Senior Tickets for the event have Said Cheri Praise, a senior first annual 1990 Senior Week, students would leave the school Week, to learn how to plan for their been on sale all week at the MUB communications major, "I'm running from May 21-26. A group unhappy. Over 43,000 alumni own events next year. Ticket Office. Tickets can be going to Senior Week to have of seniors in conjµnction with support the University either Eric Lezy, a junior who will help purchased either in packages fun ...to celebrate the end of this Senior Challenge has organized a financially or in a participatory organizeSeniorWeeknextyear,said ($50.99) for all the events or ordeal." week of events including a harbor way. "We will start in the fall. We want to '••••••••••••••••••••••••• cruise, clambake and senior picnic Said Daniels, "It's important to encourage school spirit and that seniors leave here with a good class unity _before graduation. feeling about UNH ... we want Congratulations to the According to Michele Scenna, people who leave here to come a UNH seriior and chieforganizer back some day." new brothers of in the Senior Week activities, the According to Daniels, school events planned are for pure fun, spirit . declin~d in the early and to help build some school seventies during the Vietnam War. morale. Class unity went down, and it was Said Scenna, "UNH has never­ never resurrected. Daniels said • done anything for the seniors students now are more like Have fun working before they graduated. Last year students in the sixties. They have with College Pro • there was just the senior picnic .. more desire to work together, and Painters, America's . so a bunch of interested seniors are more interested in building largest painting Art Scott got together and decided to school spirit. company. organize something more." Mark Caiden, a senior student Pete Marcoux Senior Week was funded by ambassador, said about seven • Paid Training obtaining a $1750 loan from the seniors have met on a weekly basis • Management Adam Cohen Programming Fund Organization toplandifferentareasoftheevents. Potential. (PFO) for down payments. The Said Caden, "I spent all day Matt Hudson loan must be paid back through rounding up pqrt-o-potties for the Call ticket sales. clambake at Boulder Field ... it's 1-800-346-4649 Scott Brooks of job but Senior Challenge, a branch not the most glamorous for your hometown the Stu-dent Ambassadors someone's got to do it." Dave Wholly outlet. Organization, became involved in Betsy Parente, the program helping organize Senior Week advisor for Student Activities, said Jeff Rummler they had experience that eventually a student class College Pro ' because Your reliable planning senior nights at bars council ~11 be established to help home painrers Clayton ·Tri_ggs downtown. Senior Challenge is · defray the costs of events like the fundraising organization for Senior Week. The council will · the senior class which provides begin fundraising freshman year, From the brothers money for events like the fifth ~o by senior year there will be

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PAGE 11 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY APRIL 27 1990 INCREASE, from page 1 --- well as repairs and renovations. repairs and renovations to be made According to Bischoff, the over the summer. Damage alone Write for the New Hampshire residential life budget comes only played a big role in the repairs, she from these ·student fees with "no said. · About $180,000 a year is state funds whatsoever." This raised by student damage fees and , means that the budget is not an additional $20,000 comes from -' affected by the 7.5 percent budget room rents to pay for other indirect We'd write for you. cuts that other parts of the damage. university will feel next year. In addition, the fees cover Bischoff said her office has energy costs and utilities, allocated over $1.5 million for maintenance, and staff salaries. HURD, from page 3 my PURDY because they can't support it, How does this affect the "Due to my research, of and concentrate on academic academics at UNH? professional. stature outside SELF-STORAGE Hurd. programs;" Hurd said, referring Hurd says there has been a lot· UNH was increased," said Hurd, his new to the budget crisis. ·of bickering and finger pointing According to CENTER and position will entail class time as THE PERFECT SOLUTION Hurd also said there has been amongst different colleges 56 SIXTH ST .. DOI/ER. NH 03820 duties - a shift in resources away from ~en-within departments. well as administrative 742-4422 academics and into "You have to worry about dealing with the labor movement noted administration. things like how many copies you in New York. Hurd also WHYHAULIT "There'saninequalityinhow can run off (bec:;ause there aren't that there will be tremendous and that the administration and the faculty enough supplies)." support for his research a BACK? are treated," said Hurd. "There's · The bottom line, according to every faculty· member receives HOME AND too much money going into the Hurd, is that the faculty doesn't budget for research. ial UN H Summer Rates of c..- Spec administration and not enough have enough of a say in what goes Although the Department into academics." on in the university system. He Labor is a state funded department c..- Transportation available will Hurd said that it's hard to said the only influence the faculty at Cornell, Hurd's salary 50 percent. Start now - no rent payment ti/ June! · deal with any crisis, but if has is with academics, and even increase by more th_an reflects everyone is dealing with it then, they can't get a straight "I think the pay raise Join your friends at .. . more together, it makes the.burden a answer from the administration. the lowness of UNH pay little easier. According to Hurd, Hurd feels that the only way than anything," Hurd said. PURDY . this is not the case. He said the to deal with this problem is to Despite his unhappiness, has the facultyaretheone'swhoarereally unionize. He said if the faculty Hurd feels that UNH still was treated fairly, there wouldn't potential to regain a positive ~.,:~;rRAGE feeling the cuts. "It's not that the be. a need for a union, but the . atmosphere. 742-4422 of top administration is being overpaid, faculty just doesn't have an ''There is still a lot the also available at Purdy Self Storage: it's that the faculty are being effective voice. · faculty here, but and underpaid," said Hurd. It is much Ironically, the research that administration should refocus respect harder for the faculty to accept Hurd conducted to gain 'the· treat the faculty with more the cuts because, unlike the requirements for full professor and concentrate on undergraduate ~ (LI-HAUi:] administration, the· faculty ·are was what brought the recognition _ education," Hurd said .. already on a tight budget. from different schools.

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This year's commencement would give faculty a voice in the working conditions for professors As an English Literature Reaction to Jacobson's selec- ceremony, scheduled forSaturµay decisions that directly affect them, several months before the budget major, Jacobson said .she had "no tion seems positive. "I'm glad to May 26 at 10:30 a.m., will include instead of an advisory role. is due, said Diller. clue" what she wanted to do after have her (speak at graduation) ~the awarding of degrees to more graduation and did not start her because she went to school here. I · than 2000 graduating students . .MUB BOARD, from page 1 current career in broadcast jour- think it's nice we have alumni that Jacobson, who will receive an second vote taken at last night's Chairman and Vice Chairman at nalism until several years after her can return and speak to graduates honorary degree in. journalism, meeting. . the same time as the Student Body graduation. and offer their advice to the will be honored along with Donald Eric Stites, chairman of the President and Student Body Vice "I think the general LA edu- _ world," said Moira McCabe, a Murray, UNH professor emeritus MUB Board, is not allowed to vote President. cation was invaluable," Jacobson graduating PIP and social work of English, and Elenore Feed man. in decisions made by the Board, Hayes wants to make sure said,and added, "Not to mention, major. Murray, a Pulitzer Prize win­ but said he would have voted there is representation for the stu:. I had the best time in the world." McCabe, however, was dis- ner for editorial writing in 1954 against the. concept. Stites· be­ dents. ''There's no sense in getting According to Anne-Marie appointed with the lack of student and UNH alumnus, currently lieved the student body was not people who aren't committed Elek, a member of the commence- input in the selection. "I'm kind of writes "bver60," a column for The informed about the issue before elected," said. Hayes. ment speaker selection commit- bummed as I've heard nothing Boston Globe. He will be given an they were asked to vote on it. '1 Steve Roderick, a member of tee, Jacobson was actually asked about the committee, and we are a honorary Doctorate of Humane would have voted 'yes' if I had no the board, originally voted "no" to address last year's ceremony, month away from graduation ... I Letters: idea about the referendum, too," for the proposed plan but at the but was unable to attend because just wish there was more of a class Feedman, who served more said Stites. ' second vote,changed hisdecisiori. of a previous engagement. choice." . than 14yearsasexecutivedirector Like King, Stites said that ''The board has to decide how and Jacobson then agreed to de- According to Student Body of the New Hampshire Associa­ opening up to a student body elec­ who it represents," Roderick said. liver the address at this year's President Mike Desmarais, the tion of School Principals, will be tion will make it exclusive to cer­ Roderick said that the board commencement, said Elek, who selectioncommitteeconsistsof10- presented with the Granite State tain people. has wasted too much time on the added that Jacobson was the 12 members, which includes both Award, which is given in recogni­ Jeff Hayes, a member of the structure of the boatd itself. 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he MUB Board of Governor~ voted · ·D · I3st night to board me~bers· should be elected. Almost 70 percent of which basically anyone who wants a position gets it, which leave its ranks untouched by the soiled hands of the voting voters in the student body elections agreed with the idea. leads to unqualified people sliming their way into positions public. Did you expect anything different? So the question went back to the board. Last night they of (theoretical) authority. Board member Jeff Hayes has a Currently, the entire board elects the chairperson and voted it down by a 7-6 vote. They ignored the stude!lt better idea, wherein the chairperson and vice chair would assistant chairperson for the following y~r. Those two majority. What did you expect? . _ be elected at the presidential elections, and then they then choose the remaining 20 or so positions from a pool of . It's like asking the South African government members would select the board. Only knowledgeable people would applicants. The whole thing seems sort of incestuous. if they should step down in favor of a predominantly black run, as in the presidential elections; bonehead~ wouldn't Lame Duck Student Body Vice-President and board legislature. What do you think they're going to answer? have a shot at winning. This idea manages to escape the member Chris Sterndale recognized this, and proposed a Even if you don't think that the board should be circularity of the current system, yet ensures that stiffs month or so ago to open up the board to direct student directly elected, you have to agree that the board is not the don't weasel their way in . . elections. The boarµ voted this proposal down. Jonathan one to be making that decision about itself. The decision It's the best solution for snapping the inbreeding Garthwaite, another board member, then managed to put should be made by an outside group. If the board is always chain that plagues the MUB Board of Governors. a question on this spring's election ballots asking if the asked to decide its own fate, things will never change. MUB Board should be elected directly by the students. So say an outside group looks at the board and decides Goodbye, and good luck, everyone. The student electorate, logically thinking that the in favor of the referendum. This doesn't necessarily mean people in charge of the students' building should be directly that all board members should be directly elected. That Bob Durling accountable to the students, said overwhelmingly that the method is too similar to the student senate method, in Editor-in-Chief • :~v-,-~_._:_""""~-lj....,...ll-':8•■~W~! 11 · . . -~- . . .. .,. w men are different, always have residents exempt from the housing Fiesta was not and is notabout been, and al ways will be, but their , lottery system of the universtiy; sales, nor ab01,1t who may or·may More difference does not need to be while the latter has only partial not have donated a food item. based on power. Fiesta exemption. Smith Hall retains its Fiesta was and is about breaking The · · cause of equal exempt status by the , down walls, built byignorance.·It Balls opportunity for women will never programming that it provides for adds a little spice to the advance without the efforts of the community, (i.e. Fiesta, Food· homogeneous lifestyle of Durham, To The Editor: people like Maura Callahan, but it Furor Luncheon, culture Nights, etc.). and lets us-savor the idea of world I have to ask 'j you, Barb can certainly be held b~ck by those · The Fiesta is a day long non­ peace. Briggs, how can you claim that who ,steadfastly hold onto old To the Editor: profit cultural event, which Smith ''balls" is not a sexist term? I have sexist norms. Hall hosts annually, by student Kara Andosca to agree with Maura Callahan, What happened? activityfeemoneys. itisoneofthe Smith Hall Resident I'm tired of reading that term. in Tod Whitmer Asisatinmydimlylitroom largest and most successful The New Hampshire, and i' m reading the New Hampshire's functions available to the tired of hearing it around campus: review of the International Fiesta · community, throughout the I am amazed that you can pick held at Smith hall, I was left with academic year. apart the grammatical errors r f A -Bad the feeling that Liisa Riemann was Each resident of Smith Hall Gus Kinnear, and fail to see the not talking about the same event has come from many different sexist connotation of ''balls". It is that I had participated_in last walks of life - some areas of the really quite simple. "Balls" are Word Friday. I was in a state of world which may not be at peace part of the male genitalia. To use disillusionment. with one another.· but, in Smith the term as it has commonly been On Friday, April 20, 1990, thecommondenominatorispeace, To The Editor, used, suggests that having balls the Smith Hall International through friendship. meansthatyouhavemorepower In the article about the and aggression than those who student who was struck on Route -:.:.i_"_:,;.::--... -:-.Pl-:;~:~:-:::::-\::-;-191-;-;-,;!!!:!!p!!:·::=:.;!!9!!:!!:!!!'1!!... . have no balls. And which sex 4, in the April 24 edition of The ~~~;~:1::~~~t~:@·i_J_;_rn_r1_;::~:~.:.!'·--,;-~-:r:~:-.,-:::~:-r2--:;: _.!!!;~!!!:!!_~!!!1!!1!!.. _:::!!!::::·!!:::!!!!=~•!!:;!!!;!!:;!!!;:~: 111 does not have balls? Female. New Hampshire, it is falsely 1 'The tenl) ''balls" 1 is not all suggested that Jason Dunion was not in some way at fault when hitting only different foods, various · BOB DURLING. Editor-in-Chief unlike the term "tit". "Tit", a part entertainment, and different Ms. Saxanoff. GAIL ROBERTSON, Managing Editor EILEEN MALLOY. Managing ofa female's body is a term which cultures to all participants; it also _Editor is commonly used by some to The article says that Dunion TERRI DANISEVICH. News Editor KATHY HALEY. News Editor educated many. The Fiesta KIM ARMSTRONG. Sports Edltor mean "easy'' or "effortless". To "claimed" hedidn'thaveenough HEATHER GRANT. Sports Editor demonstrated the fundamental MIKE PARNHAM, Photo Editor time to react. Does The New BEN FRAZIER, Photo Editor say that an assigi;tment is "tie', is theme of the Smith Hall LAURA DEAME. Arts Editor KRISTI SUDOL Forum Editor Hampshire think that Dunion to say that it is as easy as taking , commu.nity-cooperation between DENISE BOLDUC. Advertising Manager could ha~ avoided the advantage of a woman. Would accident, people's of various backgrounds. MICHAEL LVONS. Business Manager but didn't? you, Ms. Briggs, claim that this _is When I read the New Immediately after talking 'Advertising Associates News Reporters Arts Staff Reporters not a sexist term as well? Not to Hamphire'sreviewoftheeve~t,I Christine Leinsing Michelle Adam Sean Carroll mention that it also conveys that about Dunion, .the article states Sofia Piel Melissa Bane Marc Momigonion . felt cheated. The article not only Barb Briggs Arts Reporters that "Durham police say the Melissa Sharples women are something to be was poorly written, it lacked Graphic Managers lshi Burdett Stephanie Artz conquered. "Tit" is not printed in accident is still , under Marie Garland Sandy Cutshall Andrew Champagne content, it lacked cohesion, and Kimberly Hilley Birger00hl Philip Fujawo investigation," indicating Elyse Decker Aleece Germano these pages (that I know of), so that was plagued with ·technical Graphic Assistants why should ''balls" be allowed? police are possibly investigating Kim Cilley Alyssa DeVito Matthew Gross difficulties. The article did a great Melissa Inglis Kim Gilbert Karen Holl Mr. Dunion for being Jennifer Macfarlane Stacy Grugnale Lynda Hyatt And then you quote James at fault. disservice to the residents of Smith The article would have been News Briefs Editor . Mike Guilbault Ann Mossa Thurber ( ''I love the idea of there Hall, and to the readers of the Anita Davies Ellen Harris Marianne Moore being two sexes, don't you?") in correct fa saying that although Circulation Manager Linda Hyatt J. W. Morss New Hampshire. Stephanie Igoe Michelle Purdum police wouldn't comment on Suzanne Lee defense ·of your use of ''balls". I am a resident of Smith Hall, Assistant Circulation Managers April Jacobs Lydia Strohl Well, I must agree with this one. whether Ms. Saxanoff was drunk, Ed Sawyer Stacy Kendall who actively participated in the Michael Gemme Colleen Marquis · Sports Reporters Ilovetheideaas well,and I would they said theaccidentisstill under Photographers Sarah Merrigan Brian Brody preparation of the Fiesta, and in Chris not have it any other way. But investigation. Michelle Adam O'Neil Mike Deon the the day's activities. I now want to Don Carlson Michelle Purdum · Kevin Gray JasonDunion was not at fault Jen Flad ColleeA Sebastian Tyche Hotchkiss idea I love is that of there being set the record straight by in that accident, and he is upset Blaise T. Mosse Julie Stilphen John Kelley two equal sexes! "Balls" = men= explaining Fiesta-What it is; and Ed Sawyer John Robert Mike McNeilly power and "tit" = women = easy enough about having run Staff Reporters Erin Sullivan Mark Miller why Smith does it. On The Spot Editor . Jeff Novotony someone over, without being John Doherty is not in any way a representation Smith Hall, Huddleston Hall, Neal McCarthy Jena DelPrete Keith Rogers of equality! And you don't have_ wrongly accused of having been cartoonists Assistant Business Mgr. Glenn Sobolewski and the mini-dorms are all Jeff Harris Emilia A Keleman Carolyn SeciwiGk at fault. Copy Editors Sports Statistician to neuter everything in order to_ "special interest:' housing. The John Hirtle have equality either. Kurt Krebs Sandy Cutshall John Kelley Women and former two having all of its Environmental Page Editor Ellen Harris Birger Dahl David Posada Kristen Waelde (' THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, APR/t 27, 1990 PAGE 15 .-:-'"'""""w"i;i--w·taur"M"T ,~H-~; • .-.-..._.. -~AMJl11L ·. "Me Generation'' still prevails at UNH lilhetuition hike for in-state students has rian or artist.' . . ' ' . . . by Daniel Along caused what was already a serious problem to There IS _httle concern on thIS campus for . become far more noticeable-student apathy. the rights of others; everyone's attention seems ------• The same lack of consideration which, in part, riveted on their own desires or "needs.". The drives some members _of the student commu- minor differences which divide the campus

nity to vandalize property and violate indi- into groups and create needed diversity have ,'t victuals' rights of social and sexual privacy· been carried too far. While the unusual charac- - 1 causes lcick of concern when one's own rights teristics which bind people together into spe­ are not the ones being jeopardized. The issue cific groups have been served, they have been most people seem to be focusing on is not the purchased at the cost of the common interests questionable legitimacy or morality of a mid- which should bind all of us. Are the differences semester tuition hike, but rather, whether it between freshmen, sophomores, · juniors; sen­ affects them. Why should the value and justice iors, DCE and graduate students; staff and fac­ of an action be determined by whether or not it ulty; races; ethnic groups and Greek organiza- . affects your separate world? I am not merely tions and student body politicians so great that addressing out-of-state students, but also trans- we are willing to fail in separate groups? Appar­ ferring students, graduating seniors, grad stu- · ently so. dents, staff, faculty and the general public. If an The activist tendencies of the 60's and action is unjust, it becomes the responsibility- the 70's have been replaced by a breed of "inac~ not the prerogative-of everyone whose atten- tivists." There hasn't been a truly impressive, tion is brought to the matter to attempt to rectify broad-spectrum demonstration on the UNH the situation. campus in many years. By the time that this is Despite assurances that the "me-gen- published, the rally on April 5th will be over. eration" has come and gone, it is apparently The willingness of people to fight against some­ alive, well and prospering at l.JNH; a large part . thing on principle, not selfish concerns, will of the campus refuses to.regard or react to any have to be determined. issue which doesn't · direcJ;ly inconvenience "They came first for the Communists, them.It is a patheticcommentaryonanycollege and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Com­ that one might enter. it, survive the schooling munist. and the partying, and walk out with no more in Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't their minds than the statistical facts and fi~res speak,.up because I wasn't a Jew. of his/her respective major (if that much). The : Then they came for the trade unionists, spirit of introspection, of auestioning non-le- and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade gitimate authority and its decisions, of cooper.a- unionist. tion and self-improvement has given way- to Then they came for the Catholics, and I self-cente:r;ednes.s, blind acceptance, and narcis- didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. sism. This leaves no room for solidarity... only Then they came for me, and by thattime isolationism. If you believe-as a recent poll of no one was left to speak up." UNH students indicates you might-that uni- Martin Niemoeller, German U- versities exist solely as a means to become scho- Boat Commander and lastically educated, then you have missed the Concentration Camp victim entire point of "higher education." llNH (or any college) should make you a better person, Daniel Along graduated from UNH in 1989. not ~imply a better chemist, psychiatrist, histo- The road tO discovery· by Danielle Desjardins· llhe course of our lives i~ filled·_ with notion that somehow everything would still -change, and to be sure, the road ahead will be remain the s9me for me. Even though, change 'filled with mo_re sharp twists, detours, and per- was taking it mysterious shape all around me, I haps even a few dead ends. It" is with this in could not fathom my life taking on any other mind that I tried to remember back before I form. came to UNH-when I first thought about what But it did. my future might hold. To be ho~est, l don't I realized then _that the only thing cer- · think I really thought much abou~· it. I know I tain for us in this world is change. To fight is is didn't fully u~derstand what it meant until I to waste our time. The battle can never be won. woke up the day after graduatio·n and found But it is through the inner growth that comes myself totally and utterly alone: "This is life," I from adapting to change that we are able to thought, "I'm stuck in it." ... become self-aware. But it's my life. It's the one part of this The road to self-awareness is usually · bizarre world that I know is completely my · _painful and must be taken alone. But it is only _own.In fact, it's the only part you can take with through this journey that we find we really are you when you die. Imagine that. It's up to me strong and that we really can endure. It is then to make the best of who I am and what I can that we are able to love ourselves and love each become. _other in the pure sense of the word. It was theri that the first real change had taken place. I didn't like it. I had this childish Danielle Desjardins is a freshman at UNH. PAGE 16 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY APRIL · 27, 1990 TNH needs a ·Production.Assistant The award-winning restaurant at the New -stop by We're · England Center now has a new name: turning the woods. Walk into the woods and you'll discover 5 Spring Street, new seasonal menu, a terrific Sunday CT E'1..'1..ap.tn. overa a \I h · Newmarket, NH . Brunch (named Best Brunch in New -1a,..-E~ 659-3953 · Hampshire by New Hampshire Profiles new magazine!), and delicious Sunset Specials, leaf in seNed daily from 5:30 p.m. · In our wine bar, you can sample fine wines the by the glass from the most varied wine list in the state. Sip your favorite beer or cock­ woods. tail. 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A Minor Threat Becomes A Major Force Ian Ma<;kaye's Band Fugazi Plays A Boston Aids Benefit By J.W. Morss release. Fug.azi and last year's walked onstage just before eleven · "Pay no mind to us/ follow-upMargi.n Walkercontinue . · o'.clock. The band's visceral we're just a minor threat," the social and moral battles first playing was balanced with declared Ian MacKaye in 1981, engaged by Minor Threat. The compassion for their audience. referring to himself and the band confronts AIDS ("Give Me Ian made a monitor repairman legendary .straight edge outfit The Cure"), Hatred ("Bad out of a kid named Eric in the Minor Threat he was then Mouth"), and fights for Life itself front row. Guy picked up an fronting. Minor Threat released in "Burning Too": "we gotta put angry slam dancer passed kicking three brilliant works in the early it out/ the sky is burning/ we above the crowd to the stage and eighties which defined the gotta put it out/ the water's then proceeded to dance with group's uncompromising burning/ we gotta put it out/ the him. Fugazi's appearance at honesty. Ian and the band might earth is burning." the college was to benefit a local havebeenminorsinage, but they , Fugazi' s sound is both hospice for AIDS patients. were a major force in the powerful and sophisticated. The Certainly the strong turnout was Washington DC punk scene. group keeps tight reins on the a plus for the hospice. The strong Their values and politics were tempo and its modulation within turnout also indicates that Fugazi commendable and more than a song. Fugazi's· tempo breaks has benefitted from Ian Mackaye' s skin deep: "you taunt me from are smooth and subtle in the way association with Minor Threat. safeinsideyourcrowd," declares Minor Threat was only a few However, as Ian reminded some Ian in "Seeing Red" but "I'm a times, spec. "Screaming At A · in the audience, "don't live in the person just like you" he reminds Wall" and "Out Of Step" (the later past." Also, Brendan told me after you in "Straight Edge." Minor version). Fugazi's solid the show that Fugazi wasn't Threat's music could be described arrangements are due to a designed to be ex-Minor Threat. as succinct, important messages communal songwriting · Fugazi is certainly a distinct put through a Ramones blender. approach. The results are musicalentity. Theirperformance Ian .Mackaye worked staggering: the wicked · was extraordinary, with more with a_few other bands in the DC fingertapping bass line intro to than two "Burning" numbers. . area in the mid eighties before he "Waiting Room" for example. "Suggestion" sizzled for almost joined forces with drummer . Sp~aking of waiting, I ten minutes while the band toned Brendan Canty and bassist Joe was a "patient boy" standing down for some piercing sonic Lally in 1988 to form Fugazi . . outside the Mass College of Art fragments. Fugazi played a great Vocalist and second guitarist Guy off Boston's Huntington Avenue portion of their new release Picciotto was later added to the last Friday night with several entitled Repeater. Don't be out of lineup before the band finished -hundred other dedicated souls. I step: pick it up. tracks for their first -self titled stopped waiting ~hen Fugazi Comedy With Agna, Groff and Brill . By Philip Fujawa Jr. a' great deal of variety. Another Let's hear it for laughter. .face that we may very wen see wednesday' s Comedy Night in more of in the future. the MUB Pub was once again an Eddie Brill was the final exceJlen~ way to spend the. actohhenight. WhereGroff'sact evening. SCOPE managed to bring touched on so many subjects, three very talented comedians to Brill's focused on language. It the MUB for their show. wasn't a tired, one-subject act, The night's eriter- though. He managed to give a tainment started with Tom Agna, performance that bordered on who I had seen before on one of being Carlinesque. The way that those late night, stand-up, TV he found humor in the English shows. While that took the punch language was very thought away from some of his jokes, the provoking. He talked about ones that I hadn't heard before subjects -that included accents to madeupforit. HisrQutinejurnped origins ofdiches. He had good around a bit, but his interaction control over all the different with the crowd made things ruri accents he used while delivering smoothly. He touched base on his jokes. subjects from his parents to There are many things expensive clothing. His delivery to be said about Wednesday's was excellent,· using the slightly performances. First, we have to nervous comedian approach very applaud SCOPE for securing an well. With one of his jokes he entertaining way to spend an encountered an audience that was evening without.spending an arm vastly unfamiliar with his subject and a leg. They managed to get but managed to dig himself out of three people who are on their way that hole without too much up. Second,wehavetothankthe trouble.· This is definitely a face comedians for not sinking into we might be seeing a lot more of in the pit of tasteless jokes. But at the the future. same time we could hope for Jonathan Groff was the SCOPE to set up the sound system second comedian of the night. He a little better next time. It may talked about a wide variety of also be time for a n~w backdrop subjects and didn't ever seem to to replace the Batman one, which get slowed down. It's not that his seems to have been around since show was particularly fast paced, the beginning of time. it'sjustthathenevertriedtospend Once again, despite too much time on one subject. In a minor drawbacks, SCOPE has time when there are all kinds ,of made Comedy Night one of the comedians doing one joke acts, best ways to spend a Wednesday Johnathan Groff, one of the three comedians who performed at Scope's Comedy Night last Wednesday. it's nice to see someone with such night· PAGE 18 THE NEW HAMPSHiRE FRIDAY APRIL 27, 1990 A Funky, Hip-Hop·Tribe Called Quest

By Sean Carroll which features some great bluesy A Tribe Called Quest organ and piano sounds, a typi­ People's Instinctive Travels and cally (for Quest) atypical sound. the Paths of Rhythm The cut is the real embodiment of RCA/ Jive records the group's· message. They are "Polyrhythmatic with a Afrocentric ·without being acer­ big fat boom / You'll have an bic, very much a positive force. eargasm when you start to As they say, "Dialogues have been consume... " The best description accepted / Negatives have been I could find for A Tribe Called rejected." Quest's debut album, People's A Tribe Called Quest Instinctive Travels and the Paths of manages to convey their positive Rhythm, comes from one of their own tracks, "Rhythm (devoted to message without descending into theartofMovingButts)." ATribe preachiness. They ·even -spoof Called Quest is one of'the freshest themselves a bit in the hysterical just new hip-hop/rap group~ I've "Ham and Eggs," which is heard in much too long. Despite - plain silly, and maybe the best cut the fact that this foursome can on the whole album. The band only be something like nineteen cuts down ham and eggs as being years old, they've put together in too full of cholesterol, and extolls People's Instinctive Travels an for- the merits of asparagus tips, yams, midablealbum with a surprisingly and crunchy red beats. (They do original sound. admittoeatingtheoccasionalsteak Questusessomecreative and the odd Slirri.-Jim.) The song combinations of funky driving ' has to be heard to be believed. beats, laid back raps and cool jazzy People's Instinctive Travels backing musical trficks. Like all and the Paths of Rhythm as a whole the best hip hop D.J .' s, Quest's Ali gels well, a mellowly funky blend takes crazily disparate sounds, that is with only a very few ones that just shouldn't work, and exceptions (mainly the rarely self­ turns them into great tracks; The indulgent track), a listening pleas­ most striking example is the theft ure In a fiel~ of music th_at is in of the opening bars of Lou Reed's danger of bemg glutted with_pre­ "Walk On the Wild Side" for "Can packaged talent, Quest experi­ I Kick it?" one of the real standout ments with some new sounds. As tracks on the album. The first time Quest says, "It's no fun playing a nieard thistrackon WUNH'sSon game where winning's easy. We . of Soul Train (where it is currently don't want to gear ourselves to the number one track), I was, · anyone who isn't willing to think being a true Reed/V.U. fan, duly for themselves." excited. When the scratching cut Anyone lo~king for in, I thought, my God, what are additional material by Quest can they _doing to Lou? But in spite of find them on another classic hip­ myself, I found this song to be an hop disc, Three Feet High and Rising irresistible groove. by De La Soul, where they appear Other exceptional tracks on the hopping track "Buddy." · include "Youthful Expression" Charles Pace: Theater in Black A Tribe C~lled Quest is the one of the freshest new hip"'.hop bands on the scene in quite a while.

By Stephanie Artz Hansberry and Dudley Randall. Malcolm X, in,.the person _Pace will give his of Charles Pace, is· coming to performance Friday night after a MurklandHallFriday,April27,at -much anticipated speech to area 8 p.m. 'Theater in Black" is the high school teachers on the creation of Charles Pace- ador, Vietnam Era and how to teach the teacher and lecturer-brought to sixties. The conference, titled Out UNHforthe New England Studies of the Sixties, will explore what American Association's annual has survived from the feminist, conference held this weekencf:. civil rights, and peace movements. Pace is sponsored by_ New · This presentation is part of the Hampshire Humanities Council. annual conference of the· New UNH English Professor Lester England American Studies Fisher, will futroduce Pace's one­ Association, whose president is man, two-act performance ofBlack UNH English Professor Sarah American poetry and prose. Act II Sherman. of "Theater in Black" will present Described as a fine PHISH · a dramatic portrait of Malcolm X playwright, gentle, sensitive and focusing on Malcolm's later years powerful, Charles Pace promises when he expanded Muslim to pique the growing interest in ministerhood to embrace black Black Literature on campus that nationalism. has been nurtured in the English Malcolm X, the department. Pace toured Africa controversial sixties activist, in 1980 and 1981 under the viewed discrimination against - sponsorship of the United States blacks as a human rights problem, Information Agency and has not a civil rights problem. 'That performed and lectured in cities · . was amazing stuff," says English throughoutthe U.S. Heis working Professor David Watters. In on his PhD. in African-American addition to becoming Malcolm X, culture at Purdue University, and Pace will bring a variety of black is co-founder of the Afro­ writers to life including Langston American Players Inc. of Austin, Hughes, Nikki Giovanni, Lorraine Texas. · THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY APRIL 2 7, 1990 PAGE 79 'FALL HORSEMANS·HIP -· Come and Enjoy Both ANSC 402 · Traditional and Modern Japanese Culture PRIORITY SIGN-UP: . MONDA V, APRIL 30 4-6 PM Where: Smith Hall .. SIGN-UP: TUESDAY, .MAY 1 5:30 PM When: Monday, April 30 at 7:00pm LIGHT HORSE CLASSROOM funded by PFO Beg-Int I Lecture 1-2:00 T Beg TR 4:30-6 :00 MW 5-6:30 A Beg MWF 8-9 :00 Int I MW 1-2:30 TR 11-12:30 TR 2:30-4:00 TR 8-9:30

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~1•)1$11 ·w.a ;:S~~d~~~9~:u;:3i~Key =~:~1;1~:,es~=- ~~~:~:'mi.":'s~::,~Y~!{ ,:.~g!~iii~ir.~ 1?,69 Rabbit Diesel. Always starts! SUMMER HELP- On Campus UNH $150,Fall$195/mo. Utilities.include~~ and hot water included. Parking for Runs well and very little rust. New Dairy Bar Restaurant Full-Time or Part- 868-5477. one car. No pets. 868-2458. Studio in country, fields, pond, woods, ; liattE:?'ry and AM/FM Casette; :Must Time. Come In or Ca}l 862-1006. 4 bedroom apt Dover. Great location, - space,lots of light, privacy, gardens, Sell. ·· Call 659-6196. ' · . Summer subiet! Great L~cati~n ~n off-street parking, laundry, near parking, leave message, will return Help Wanted For Summer: Helper for Main $t. One or two f.emale roommates Kariyan. $850/mo. pl~ utilities. call call, 659-6341. . - . 198$-Honda ~BR 1000Hurricane8,000 handi'4Rpedperson. $6.25/hour. No . needeqtoshareroorny.apt. withqthers. 868.:.5995. . mL · Radar detector, Cruise Control e.xp~rience ne<.es.~~ry. Easy work. . $2, 00/m@nth. Ca_ 11 Doreen 868-6316. Great Boss. Call Daxtat 692-4764. · Newmarket Studio- Includes hot Spotless Rare Black & Red $4500 o; . Apartment for Rent: $500/rnonth HOT HOT CHICKS are subletting BO; water. Paneled, carpeted, full-bath, :· "ATIENTION":.. Easy work, excellent includes h~at and hot water 2 theirlovelyDoverapartment. Looking laundrette, parking. Security deposit, ·· pay! Assemble products at horrie ! bedrooms, biglivingroom and kitchen, for three males orfemales to fill single qrigin.al Haitian Paintings. Beautiful nopots,negotiablelease. $295monthly Details 1-602-838.:-&8&q Ext. W 18,587. alsoson1efurnitureavailableifneeded. and double. N€::~u downtoWFt, wicked plus heat. 60~659-2655. ..··. and·colorful direct from the Caribbean 0 at very affordable prices. Call JOSE ,, .. , . , . ·.:, , ;, . . , , . . . Call 659-5025 or 659-3654 (evenings " ··Ch~ap,($144/mo. plusutilities... wow!) Br~.e,,, T~.,ay~l,..Bgn~f1ts! . Grqi;s,e Shtp,s · ·please) : . ,. , . . . plenty O' par.!-gowns,j~'Yelry, .. ..~- ·~. . .. ' ' . , . 431,-4355 living room. closets etc, ..., . ., , .. : ,., . - r ~ , c~Jl«:?ctibles, handicrafts,· ·inen's, - ; ·Room fod~nt, tw~m~ute wall< to Ulsa and Marcie-742-6287 .· , w~men's, children's (infants-6x) FREE ROOM- LATCH KEY CHILD Screen printing -. ca~pµs,spacious,attractive. Available clothing. Hours: Tuesday-Saturday: CARE. CALL 659-3878 or 659-2800. . .: . ~s a_· double, $990' persemester per 9:3P,5 Thursday: 9:~0-7 · . . and ·· . . ;· person; or as· a single, $1120 per DOVER - Summer Subletters needed! · TENNIS, GYMNASTICS, SAILING :. ... SE!fil~ter. Alsoavailaplesummer, $620. Spacious 2 bdrin. apt. close to· AND"S WIMMING,l.\INSTRtJ<::TORS .,,_ .; 1, .~IXlbroid~rii.. l~; . downtown and COAST busstop$45Clf=: · ~~f-ENTION-Government seized ._;,,· ·J•·,, ', ·• ,,· ,, •~ .. )f .... ~-· .. ,. ·,.·. ·"' • . . .Uf~fties _i,fi¢l'ud~d. ~ :f?58 evenings vehicles from $100. Fords, Mercedes, n~tfod at ~ijutifui residefi.tiaLswm .. · . and weekends-- ' · · · ·· mo. Call 862-7100 or 862-7336 f:':' mercampforgklsin Ve~ont. St~ong·~:;­ {:, <:;orvettes, Chevys. Surplus Buyers ~ol~sa!~:~ ~~c~ g· skills, good moral character and love G" ~de. 1-602-838-8885 EXT. A18587 . .· \Y eEtrabl~s.-... of children a must. Water instructors~ , iluttons .. NEWMA.R,KET APARTMENT FOR · I need a place to live May12-June i3;_ i;~r should have WSI, or Lifeguard tram-; M~e your own beer, booklet tells you Pens -Stickers - Etc. . RENT;~ bedrooms, l~ge living room, will pay for 2 months. Call Christiae· ing. Academic credit available, Mid­ hp~ - Send $4.9? to CB Enterprises, · kitchenandbath. OnK~vanrouteplus collect (814) 867-2643. · June through mid-AugustY: .Female,. . • ~~~- 6561, Portsmouth, NH 03802 , ; ·.91.ftistptt s;aff 0 .Ple~ty·of parking spaceayailable. Heat non-smokers only. CallotWrite Loch- . . a~d hot water included in rent. Some -.·.: 1· · W'77;Suzuki GS550, New rear tire, new earn Camp, PO Box 500, Post Mills, . furnittirealso availahl~- 'Apt. available DURHAM. Singles, doubles, and. VT. 05058 (802) 333-4211. . ba,t\~ry, sissy bar, luggage rack. Two \. M~y 1st Call 659-365·4 or 659-5025 suites in renovated building across : heJt;rtits. Fast! Excellent condition. ···• nighk' · · from New England Center. All units · 332-1434 $600. Nanny needed}n-8.ye, N.H ~ive-in •, have kitchenettes. Ask about free " female needed to help care fo~ my 2 .. Disney World vacation. Call868-219:2: • W1H pay you $400 cash to take over car children and do light housekeeping. DurhamApartment: w:allc to campus, paxinents of $133.00/month for 21 /2 Must be responsible and flexible. Pri­ ,· 2 bedroom for 3 or 4 people call 868- yrs. on a new YUGO. Mint condition vate room and bath plus salary. Call 1632. ' .· , SUMMER Sublet - Red Towers Main .. (603) 431-3593 or (603) 433,,2093 .. · .: l?~lY: 4000 miles. Used only at school: .,•• : • ._.,e;; .;, •• ••• ,..._ - -•>. ,·_-~v;• ___....;...; :;.;.... _ __.;:"""·'•,.:t.;~ .:.,.'-• .;;,·----- St. Durham l-3 females $175 per · A,M/FM cassette. Must sell because month. 868-3459 :.. I:mi)eaving area and cannot t~ke it RECREATION ·OiRECTb R ~.~'AS-\: ;. SISTANTWANTEDforNorthH,pcmsible .female 84 N· Pul G , Summer ·sublet- ,$175/inori th ph.i's•· , W'nlS e ,'$450/mo.plusutilities: 617~ ; need_e,·d 'to 'share s·un' ~ u 2-bedroom 0733 AFTER 6:00 PM . ' .. . 1ssan sar - reat commuter tilif L d ,, . , 246-1431 after.6:00 R-ID ••1 $a,'FNorust,Alreadylnspected.Only u ies. ocate nearDataGener-ahn ;•. ·:"'r., "·';·... ., . " __ ,. ·;•, •J.;;. ,,, ap~-~ .ent.Qff-str~.t!iarking,K-Van, $. 500..·.· , 136,000 miles. Call 749-4213/ Durham. Four rooms· available. Call Dover Bluff Condo-2 bedroom,·1 bath .walk:· to downtown .. $237.50· includes Co-ed summer housing at AGR. But h - · s or tu or Scott. ' · 'hei3t and hot water. , No smoking, $35./ c 868 7460 A k f S ._ fir~phi~e, Washer/ diryer, sund.eck,-ga; · week, $100 deposit. Also rooms [ .. heat, storage, weight room and sauna. drugs, or .heavy drinkjng. Julie 749- available for fall males. To inquire, t•f!II ! ~ ffl ii'••• ■■••• SummerSublet-oncampusnearq:><>p~ . 6658. , - call Andre, 868-9859. ~.·; f j j ff :.};:;:;q;f;..J ~ 11; IJ -3 spaces for females, private, side · Bus route. 67$62,000.9 72 owner will finace!· ■ • • I 111• 1 ■ ■ ■ ■ • " yard, . and porch, :parking, washer/ . ·. ~all (Wti 6- 3 - ., · · -· 11111 CRUISESHIP JOBS- $300 to $900 dryer, ·rent negotiable - call Illca. 868~~ N SUMMER SUBLET : 2'"3 roommate·s 5728 ewmarket: 2 bedroom first floor Cape Cod Summer Rental - sleeps 6-7;· weekly. Summerouyearround. Call · ' ' · .needed to. share.. .· nice .spacious 603 224-5227 country 1ocation, full bath, laundrette· furnished, W. Yarmouth - close to . - · · Ext.I 02 9a.m. to 9 p.m. oil heat, panelled, plen. ty of parking,' apartment at the Coops. Available beaches, downtown Hyannis, ancf hot weekdays. ' SummerSublet-5bedroorpdup1exoff June-August. Call Ann 868-2476/ Central Ave. in Dover, on K-van. inexpensive utilities. Nopets,security Wendy 868-1617 ANYTIME. spots. Reserve early- avl. weekends . for job hunting-Call after 5 p.m. (508) CA.SH FOR COLD. Thegoldexchange Spacious, parking, females preferred. deposit, summer rental or long-term will $150/ l 'li lease. $440/mo. plus utilities. (603) 477-3586 . · pay immediate cash for your gold mo. p us uh · ties. Call Kathy or 659_2655_ Roommate- non-smoking female to in any form. 743-4796. Leave a mes- Mike 862-4322; or Sue or Mary 868- share a 2BR Apt. W /0, parking, off sage. 3012. Newmarket studio-Includes heat and 155 Dover. Split $575.00 plus utilities FOR RENT: Available June 1, 1990. hot.water, paneled, carpeted, full bath, to move in May i. 749-4122 Bedroom in a private home. Kitchen Lookingforsummeremployment? We Centrally Located in Dover near parking and airconditioning. Security priviledges. Right near Karivan st~p. .are a personnel service that offers a Karivan Route, 4 bedrooms, Living deposit, no pets. Summer rental or $325/month includes all utilities! room, kitchen, $625 includes heat. trriety of temporary office positions long term lease. $295 monthly plus Room in country house, fields, woods, Winona Properties Inc. 659-5595. Ask _Lease required. No Pets. 742-7908. .heat. (603) 659-2655. for Bonnie. m ,the Northern MA, $outhem NH, Betweeri 7-9pm; . ' ' . pond, two wood stoves plus electric, and Southen:1 ME ar~s. We offer .too PAGE24 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY APRIL 27, 1990 Iota Sigma. I hope Cam bells soup boy! FOR RENT:_ BARRINGTON: 3 BR PERT will protect, care for your house a sister of Sigma CAN YOU HELP? N.H. couple wishes by. duplex.. .large apartment! Hardwood forthesummer,FREE. Traveling? Call captain Jack will still get you to adopt a healthy infant. Will provide Thanks Chi Omega for an awesome secure home floors. Lovely yard with lawn and Marc, 742-2252. a loving, caring and miss you. It's like losing game! Next time ... volleyball!-The expenses paid. gardens. Garage. 10 miles to campus. Bob D.- We'll environment. Related sisters of Kappa Delta S. Available NOW!!! $825/month. Charming Victorian Bed and Break­ a sock. Please contact our attqrney, David - Winona Properties Inc. 659-5595. Ask fast in Dove-r. Only 10 minutes to Osterman at (603) 669-4589. I'm your friend. 2nd annual Kappa Delta Croquet Lawn for Bonnie. campus. Pinky's Place-742-8789 _ Hey Mike and Brian: Really. You two are sweeties and Party! May3rd,2-5p.rn. Food,Drinks, JOHN DOHERTY- I've been watching nothing bad will ever be written about great fun, great time. Everyone is you all semester. Who are you? What dinner. Laura. welcome, bring your friends! · FOR RENT: Three floors ... LARGE, 3 you. Just buy me do you do on weekends? Is there life aftertheNewHampshire? Weseeeach BR LUXURY TOWNHOUSE. 4Acres. Congratulations to_the new sisters of w well Wednesday Friends first, it's the best advice ever. speak. Kev. Mr. Bun slept other often, though we never Garage. Deck. 3 zone heat. Washer/ Delta Theta Chi! JEAN, RACHEL, night, He wants to stay up late on Remember that. I know it's hard to You intrigue me! dryer. Available July 1. 61/2 miles to JULIE, KRISTIN: You made it! Honey accept the concept and it can get UNH. $1,000/month. Winona Saturday. Canhe,Please? Your Bunny frustrating at times_but ;n the end it's CASH FOR GOLD. The gold e~change Properties Inc. 659-5595. Ask for "Hey John," says Kim, "Can you throw the best thing... keep smilin' baby, we'll will pay immediate cash for your gold Bonnie. memyshoe?" (Kim wasnotinanormal Gail, you are the best rnananaging be in Holland someday ... inanyform. 743-4796. Leavearnessage. state-of-mind Ha Ha Ho) editor ever. And you are just so cute, cuter than a button. Del ta Theta Chi would like to welcome: Congratulations John! Y~ur first paid­ FOR RENT: LEE: 3 BR apartment irt Kathy Campbell- Congratulations on KRISTIN, JEAN, JULIE, AND for personal from a chick who doesn't the village center. Spacious, overlooks becoming a cheerleader and a Phi Mu _Wogs ... Whatdotheygotthatwedon't? . RACHEL. Congratulations to the new work at The New Hampshire! Maybe private yard, large deck for sunning. sister! I'll miss you _next year. Love, Sisters. you ought to start wearing clean socks. . Oil heat. Available September 1. 5 Joan. the new Sisters of miles to campus. $825 /month. Congratulations to Love, Laura and Eileen Delta Theta Chi! JEAN, RACHEL, Marc Morin .. .l never knew you cc,>uld Winona Properties Inc. 659-5595. Ask Marc-Here'stotheCapethissummer! JULIE, KRISTIN: You made it! write ... Call me when you get the Corne to the 7th Arinual Kappa Sigma for Bonnie. I love you. Toni Wyoming pictures back ... Keg Toss. April 28th from 1-4p.m. on Donald- Will you make me so happy the Kappa Sigma lawn. Trophies and Lindsey and her hickeys-where were for the rest of my life? I want a Kim Armstrong- skip it. prizes. Proceeds to Benefit Durham's FOR RENT: BARRINGTON: those again? HYPHEN! 28 left. _Mickey Roommates needed from now through . Childrens Center. HIS HOUSENESS: If I could make the·summerand/orinto1991. Private · BETH B: On your 21st Birthday we Laura Deame... You are a creation I days last forever, If words could make Terri ... Even though you ride a horse bedrooms in charming antique cape. expect_you to: one, get very drunk on have never seen before.. .If you had wishes come true; I'd save everyday named Onky, you're still Fireplace. 2 acres. 6 miles from "slammas" and schnapps; two, iron any will power I know you wouldn't like a treasure and the, again, I would awesome... You're going to London n_ext campus. $225/month .. .includes your pajamas; and three, well, let's betheawesomescoop-rnuffin that you spend them with you. HAPPY 24th semester, I'm wicked sad ... We're utilities! Winona Properties Inc. 659- just say Julie owes me ANOTHER are.. .! wish I could be like you and get MICHAEL. So far so good. Love you, Holland bound ... We are definitely . 5595. Ask for Bonnie. dollar. Love ya' lots- the gossip center. all the hot men ... But I keep watching Turner singing partners and I' rn trying to hook and I try to learn .. .! even take notes, us up with a record company ... Roarn Bob Durling-ooh baby, ooh baby. you know how us journalists are... we Jazz music, croquet, free food and baby... FOR RENT: LEE Rural 2 BR mobile Cutie, cutie, cutie. Good Luck in all always take notes... drinks, all at the 2nd annual Kappa --:home. Oilheat. AvailableNOW! $625 that you do and you know that you do Delta Lawn Party! Be there, bring ADOPTION: Bedtime stories and · Winona Properties Inc. 659-5595. Ask it so well, if you know what I mean and To the 2nd floor Acacipll with the baby your friends- May 3rd, Thursd~y sandcastles; we offer our love to your for Bonnie. I think that you do. We should just get blues. Where have you been all my afernoon, 2-5 p.m. Everyone 1s baby. Call Sue and Jamie collect, about down to it. life? I'd really like to get to know you welcome, Greeks, non-Greeks, families adoption (802) 235-2312. a little better. I'll do anything for a &friends. . , FOR RENT: LEE: Studio apartment And what butt... a "the hottest thru for a single person. Overlooks the chance with who they say is Senior Week tickets available now I'm ready whenever SA VO, DOM, JEFF: All we can say is: Lamprey River. $400 indudes heat. babe on campus"! April 27th. MUB ticket office. Don't Kirk-man, Good luck tonight and Manau _L~; Larry; Frank Jones Available now. Winona Properties you are.- Your Secret Admirer pictures; Miss Out! Happy Birthday! We love you!! Miss Center; bus rides; shots of vodka; Inc. 659-5595. Ask for Bonnie. Thang, Amy-man and Y-girl. John D.-good luck. Baby, you need it. hands; ''hey laddy laddy laddy, hey Abolish empty wallets! Got ideas fort­ God, you really, really, need it. laddy laddy lo"; dinner rolls; last call; shirts? Turn them into money-low One bedroom apartment in Dover. But we fell for the bait. .. limbo; dance fever; the butt walk; $375/mo. plus heat. Nice condition, production ~ost. I-Shirts Plus 431- If making love might be fatal and if a Maine (minus Dorn and date); 4355. offstreet parking, no pets. 868-2458. Delta Theta Chi would like to welcome: cool spring rain on any summer chapstick; Commodores; 3 amigos; KRISTIN, JEAN, JULIE, AND afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake rnorepictures;hangoversanyone? Last Congratulations to the new Sisters of Room for rent, two-minute walk to RACHEL. Congratulations to the new into a puddle of black poison scum but not least: Sue, Marie and Susanne. Delta Theta Chi! JEAN, RACHEL, _ campus, spacious and attractive. sisters. eyes, there is not Than)cs for an excellent time- enough _ available as a double, $990per semester right in front of your JULIE KRISTIN: You made it! much left except TV and relentless said?! - per person; or as a single, 41120 per HAPPYBIRTHDA YSUEKING!!! And masturbation. -HS. T. To all of my friends at The New semester. Also available for summer, you thought you wouldn't get a Alisa C: Congratulations! You're Harnpshire.. .l'rngoingtomissyouguys $620. Utilities included. 868-2758 and birthday personal!! Love, Kristi. awesome: Love Heather weekends. MikeFacques-Sorryicouldn'tdofour. somuch ... You'relikemysecondfamily and I don't know what I would do CAN YOU HELP? N.H. couple wishes Battle of the Wild Things! OBSTACLE Jen and Beth-Bubbles says hi, again. without you... Even though I won't be to-adopt a healthy infant. Will provide 0 COURSE SUNDAY! $200 picnic food here next · semester, I'll be back on · a loving, caring · and secure home for winning team! NORM WHITTAKER- SO CLOSE TO weekends to keep things HN expenses paid. &S·iil;li P environment. Related $100 Reward for Lost Bracelet. Gold PERFECT, but so far. alive ... Basically, I won't have a life ... but Please contact our attorney, David S. filigree bracelet. Lost Monday 4/16 Ruth, when do I get to hear your other that's OK cause I always have · Osterman at (603) 669-4589. aroundNesmith/ James/ McConnell. philosophies on lif~. The cat one was 2nd annual Kappa Delta Croquet Lawn journalism to fall back on ... and if all Please return or call Plant Biology very interesting. MD Party! May 3rd, 2-Sp.m. Food, Drinks, else fails I have you ... All of you.. .l'rn Laura Deame-ooh, you are so sweet, x2065. great fun, great time. Everyone is gonna miss you guys... See you on the sweet, sweet. I like the way you run Shawn Peters ... Wemissed youatGlory welcome, bring your friends! weekends... Love, Kim your staff. You are a hot tamale. You Lost: A short-haired grey and white Daze this morning.. .If only you had are scoophound. You can get anyone cat around Forest Park April 6. has 7 a been there we could have given you Congratulations to all our new sisters: Kim you're a sap you want and baby you want it all. Just toes on front feet. Tummy slightly some tips on how to really teach an Debbie, Kathy, Alisa, Christen, Karen, go for it. But really, you just rule. bald. Reward if found. Call Sallie 2329 Engl 401 class ... What do you think, Sara, Kristen,Cheryl, Pam, Lynda, Coming soon, Kappa Sig's 7th Annual (wk) 664-2916 (after 6 p.m.). you're a grad student or something Michelle, Kim, Carla,Kathy, Jen, KegToss. April281-4p.m. Sponsored important??? Get a clue will ya... You're Jaymie, JenandMaureen. The sisters by Busch, Dominoes Pizza, Skoal, and F.- Thanks for the racquetball _ John just like the rest of us.... of Phi Mu. . . more!! lesson on Wednesday. So when are go out?-A we gonna Mr. Levin ... Sunday ... 80 Much appreciation from the sisters and ADOPTION: Educated farm couple HEADING FOR EUROPE THIS degrees ... sun ... Sunday phis of Phi Mu to all those who donated offers your baby love, stability, SUMMER? Jet there anytime for $160 But Ellen says, ''Hey! I care! This place River ... sweeeeeeeeeeet. .. to CMNT & Project Hope. wonderful life. Expenses paid. 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You really NEWMARKE,T STORAGE ADOPTION: Areyouinneedofhelp? you get excited by trees? Just kidding, mad~ my trip worthwhile. Hope to We are too. Young, happily married Brian. see you again soon. Love Rich P>S> If "Store Your Stuff With Us" professional couple is eager to become I hear that K word again, you'ss get All Size Mini-Bins,outside and inside Mom & Dad. We offer a baby love, Hey Kringles! You better keep a close nothing and like it on our next date happiness, security and_much more. eye on you pigs from now on ... Do I too. · vehicle storage. Please call Jay and JoAnne collect smell bacon sizzling? anytime at (802.) 235-2312. Marti, Didn't see you at Sigma Nu's SPECIAL PRICE UNH Mike... you never lie, do you?. PD. Thanks. So Steve Room with a view - I told you SUMMER STORAGE · I'd go to the Church to see the band. It's Karen Fopp's Birthday Today! 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For further information call Betty e>.r write: · SK ROAD RACE!!! Alpha Chi Omega's past two semesters have .been great, 3rdAnnualLonniSteinRun. May6th, I'm really gonna miss you guys next ndTravel Rte. 108, Stagecoach Rd. at Alpha Clli Omega: check-in 9:30 lalton Haw1nl SQ · Mrr Durham, NII 03824 659 6565 OH, tobein love with a Student Leader: 166-1916 497-1497 115-1551 (Located 2 miles south of UNH) · - Oh,oh,mmm,oh,ooh,aaaaaaah. . I t: r l PAGE26 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY APRIL 27, 7990 Scoreboard

Women's Lacrosse (9-2) Baseball (7-16) NAC 1-s Batting Statistics Name BA G AB H RBI HR SB BB so Name G G~ A p Career Stewart :356 23 87 31 9 0 2 5 . 1 Brickley 11 31 17 48 73-37-110 Sweet .345 · 12 29 10 p 0 0 3 2 Hill 11 21 9 30 61-18-7 Beckett .333 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 Haytayan 11 17 11 28 22-13-35 Ashley .324 12 37 12 6 0 3 8 6 Coppola 11 18 5 23 26-6-32 Hamil ton .324 22 71 23 16 2 1 5 - 8 Mcloughlin 11 11 5 16 18-8-26 { i7 Rigazi~ .286 22 70 20 12 1 2 12 12 Bellows 11 5 7 12 5-7-12 Neary .269 23 78 21 . 10 0 0 11 10 Clark 11 8 0 8 ,8-0-8 Batch .235 5 17 4 2 0 0 2 2 Geromini 11 6 1 7 9-2-11 Elmore · .206 21 63 13 8 0 0 7 11 Samph 11 1 3 4 3-4-7 Lees .200 10 10 2 1 0 0 4 3 Coyne 11 1 1 2 1-1-2 Babyak .182 10 11 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hare 8 1 0 1 1-0-1 Martins .163 21 49 8 1 0 1 4 11 O'Connor 11 0 1 1 1-4-5 Shumway .158 14 19 3 2 0 0 3 7 UNH 11 120 60 180 Keefe .143 . 9 7 1 2 0 - 0 3 2 OPP 11 62 26 88 Garzone .139 23 72 10 4 0 0 9 11 Carpent .111 13 18 2 1 0 0 3 3 Goaltending G Mins Svs Sv% GO GAA Smith .100 7 10 1 0 0 0 1 3 Hansen 11 493 80-· ..602 53 . 5.4 Zraket .069 18 29 2 1 0 2 6 4 Danieli 5 57 4 .308 9 7.9 Stevens .000 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Schott .000 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 UNH 11 550 84 .562 62 5.6 O'Flynn .000 4 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 OPP 11 550 111 .481 120 10.9 UNH .242 23 685 166 80 3 H 86 98 UNH Results OPP .286 23 635 187 115 6 -44 80 74 . UNH 4, Yale 2 UNH 17, Drexel 6 Score by Periods UNH 14, Villanova 5 Pitching Statistics (~ - UNH 59-61 = 120 Harvard 8, UNH 6 Name ERA G Rec IP R ER BB so AB/BAVG OPP 29-33 = 62 UNH10,JMU4 Sweet 1.54 3 1-0 11.7 2 2 6 7 45/.200 UNH 15, UMass 4 Shumway 3.24 6 0-0 8.3 8 3 5 7 33/~212 64/.188 · UNH 12 , Brown 6 Gilmore 3.26 4 1-2 19.3 8 7 6 6 Carpent 4.14 7 3-3 41.3 23 19 16 is 153/.229 SCHEDULE: UNH 15 , Dart 7 Schott 5.60 7 1-4 27.3 18 17 6 11 115/.357 at Hofstra April 29 (1:00) UNH 7, Penn State 6 Stevens 6.04 6 0-4 28.3 24 19 14 16 · 117/.291 at Vennont May 1 (3:30) Temple 10, UNH 9 - Smith 8.03 2 i-1 12.3 11 11 5 4 44/.341 ECAC Tournament (May 5-6) Muthers 9.64 5 . 0-0 9.3 11 10 10 , 2 35/.343 O'Flynn 18.47 5 0-1 6.3 14 13 6 2 26/.462 Aronson 20.25 4 0-1 4.0 9 9 "v 1 21/.476 UNH 5.88 23 7-16 168.3 128 110 80 74 053/.286 OPP 3.56 23 16-7 177.0 93 70 86 98 685/ ..242 Baseball Results - Men's Lacrosse (5-5) Pace 7, UNH 3 Schott L Pace 6, UNH 1 Carpentier L UNH9,SUNY4 Gilmore W UNH 14, Yalel Carpentier W Name G Go A Pts Career · · UNH Results UNH4, Yale 3 SchottW Botnick 10 30 J3 43 62-42-104 UNH 11, Delaware 10 ' C.Conn 3, UNH 2* Schott L "I· Mechura 10 21 12 33 50-25-75 UNH 15, Ohio State 6 C.Conn 1, UNH O* Stevens L Robinson 10 15 10 25 15-10-25 -Rutgers 15, UNH 4 UNH 9, C.Conn 5* Smith W balef 10 15 8 23 15-8-23 UNH 21, Holy Cross 11 Merr6, UNH 4 O'Flynn L Sullivan 10 11 9 20 22-13-35 UNH 15, Villanova 10 UMass 9, UNH 4 Aronson L Talmo 10 11 3 14 19-8-27 UMass 20, UNH 15 UMass 5, UNH 1 Carpentier L Vetrano 10 7 4 11 . 24-12-36 UNH 16, BC 11 1 Maine 12, UNH 2* Carpentier L Pflug 10 6 3 9 8-5-13 St John's 15, UNH 14 (OT) Maine 11, UNH 5* Stevens L Arrix 10 3 0 3 9-4-13 Yale 18, UNH 9 Maine 13, UNH 2* Smith L McConaghy 10 1 2 3 4-2-6 . Brown 22, UNH 6 UNH 6, Lowell·2 Carpentier W Fleming. 10 2 0 2 2-0-2 Lowell 4, UNH 0 Stevens L ( Newbold 10 1 0 1 5-0~5 Remaining Garnes NU 8, UNH 3* Schott L Jolmson 10 1 0 1 1-0-1 PC April 28 (2 p.rn.) NU5, UNH O* Gilmore L Ahl 10 1 0 1 1-0-1 HARVARD May 2 (3 p.rn.) NU 8, TJNH O* Stevens L Geier 8 1 0 1 1-0-1 at Vermont May 5 (1 p.m.) UNH 11, Brown 4 Carpentier W Medd 5 0 1 1 16-9-25 DARTMOUTH May 8 (3 p.rn.) UNH9, Brown 1 · Sweet W MacDonald 9 0 1 1 3-4-7 PC 3, UNH2 Schott L Patrick 10 0 1 1 0-1-1 PC ..7, UNH2 Gilmore L Lanciloti 10 0 1 1 0-1-1 * NAC Garnes

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( ' I . ) PAGE27 !Cats sweep Brown Carpentier, Sweet lead UNH past the ljears, Jl-4, 9-1 but the Friars end celebration in Durham

By Douglas Poole The 'Cats baseball team ended 9-1. He pitched out of a bases their four game skid against the loaded, none out jam in the first. Brown Bears on Tuesday by tak- He surrendered no runs in the ing both ·games of the double- inningandgaveuponlyoneinthe header. The 'Cats then returned game. The 'Cats offense was to Durham Wednesday and lost a helped as Brown committed five pair to the Providence Friars to errors in this game as well. The _end their short lived winning offensestartedearlyastheyscored . streak. As the 'Cats capitalized on one in the first and added three Brown'smistakesonTuesday,the more in the second. The big in­ Friars did the same on Wednes- ning was the fifth as UNH put day at UNH. eight men to the plate and scored The bats of UNH came alive- four of them. The 'Cats also Although this Providence against the Bears, as they collected manufactured a run in the third, player may look frustrated now, the Friars went.on to sweep the 'Cats intb;i; latest double header. (Young twenty hits, thirteen of which were and threatened in the sixth but Don Carlson photo) the 'Cats from knotting in the first game, and scored a stranded a man at third. the score. Sean Ashley who will help to sta- The game had been a shutout until bilize total of twenty runs. The 'Cats UNH received_strong pitch- _ the line-up. each team scored in the eekend . took the first game, 11-4, behind a ing performances from · starters seventh. ' The ni'ght cap of the double- "You wait until the seventh strong pitching performance by Chris Schott and Dan Gilmore in header was close until the Friars Sports . inning for miracles," Rob Carpentier. Carpentier hurled their losses to Providence, 3-:-2, 7-2 said UNH scored six runs in the sixth. 'Cats Assistant Coach Pete Michel. a perfect game until Bear Mike buttheywere both overshadowed reliever Gardner O'Flynn started · Watch: Flammini singled with two out in bytheperformanceofFriarpitcher "They come once in a blue mo~m. the inning and was charged with It just didn't happen today." -Baseball: Friday vs. B.U. the fifth. He pitched a rocky fifth Bill Timlen. He threw a no-hitter five runs in one-third of an inning. Michel also stated that he is inning· as he surrendered two through six innings. He was He had replaced Andy Shumway, home at ~pm . happy with the pitching perform..: walks, a triple and a single. He helped by outstanding defensive who retired. three battets in the Saturday vs. Vermont (2) ance because it has been consis­ then ,.retired the last six men he plays, but the 'Cats finally broke fifth. Rich Muthersbaughgaveup tent all season but that the differ­ home at 12pm face~J, to finish the game. The through in the seventh. Jim Neary one run in his one and two--thirds · ence between UNH' s series against 'Cits made his job a little easier by singled with one out in the inning, innings of work after UNH starter Sunday vs. Vermont (1) the Bears and the Friars was that scoring five first inning runs. The and was followed by a home-run Gilmore also surrendered one run home at 12 pm ­ both teams scored early and UNH Bears also helped by committing by Sean Hamilton. That ·cut the in four innings. didn't have a chance to play catch -Men's Lax vs. Harvard seven errors in the game. deficit to 3-2 and Timlen left the The 'Cats.look to rebound Fri­ up. The 'Cats don't pave the fire­ Saturday at home, 3pm ·Dan Sweet was just as effective game after walking the next bat­ day at home against BU and will _ power to come back/ which is true from the mound for the 'Cats in ter. P.C.'s Al Grossguth came in also face Vermont this weekend at -Men's ._and women's track for many teams. The firepower the. second game which they won and did an effective job keeping home. should improve with the return of at Penn Relays a■■-■-IBearstoomuchfur~Lax

Women's track i ® By Kim Armstrong 4 The 4 x 400-mefer relay Head Coach Nancy Krueger/ · team of Amanda Caldon, Krueger said it was really hot for Kristine Grange, Amy Brown, theri.mners,9ldegreesonthefield Write for CREW and Ali Wannop landed a new to be exact, and steamy humid. school record at the Penn Re- Carol Weston showed her Continued from p. 28 lays yesterday. stuff once again, taking second in UNH takes on Smith College. _them," she said. The team ran a time of · the champion group with a throw Ludwig showed optimism about 3:55.34 beating the old record of 149 the feet nine Sports "This weekend should be a inches. The throw what her team gained this week­ confidence booster," Rallis agreed; of 3:56.9 run back in 1983. The was a personal best for Weston. end and hopes to take it to the race ''There are no excuses not to have time also qualified the women The ecstatic coach explained with Smith. a good race." for the ECAC Championships that those who did not compete in "I think we should beat May 18-20. the relay meet would head to Pages! "We had a really super Fitchburg State on Sundayfor an Yeah Blue! \...______day," said the excited UNH Invitational meet. ...,,~, .. ______ByJulie Leonhardt - · . An incredible comeback ef­ play two complete halves ... we on Temple's top scorers, explained fort in the secc;md half fell just short weren't executing our KarenGeromini. They finallycame of success, as the fifth ranked UNH attack. .. there was crowding in the together as one team, said Ander­ · women's lacrosse team lost to middle. Temple wasmoreaggres- soh. fourth ranked Temple University sive." Even though the final outcome 10-9 last Monday. "We were un-poised 'on at- was unsuccessful, UNH outscored Temple came out strong and ·tack and the defense was caught Temple in the second half 6-3 and · aggressively in the first half, flat footed," added Laurie Ger- outshot them overall 20-16. demonstrating the type ofintense omini: "Coming back froµi such a . play that has placed them so high Other factors that came into - deficit, Temple was shocked," said in the national standings. play were the Wildcat's demand- Laurie Geromini. ''They weren't "Temple took it straight to us ing schedule and weather factors. ready- for our energy, they were · in the first half," explained junior "We were tired. We had four surprised we played so well." defender LaurieGeromini. ''Their games in six days. One day in Leading the scoring for the transitions were excellent." between is not a lot of rest," com- 'Cats was Kierstin Coppola with By half time, Temple had taken mented senior tri-captain Anna threegoals. HillandAlitaHaytayan The UNH women's lacrosse team upped their record to 9-2 after a UNH all the way to a 7 .,.3 deficit, each added two and Liz Brickley Hill. win over Penn State and a loss to Temple. (Ben Frazier photo) led by· Temple top scorer Laurie Geromini also added and Laura Clark each added one. their chances for a national tourna- son also explained that these two Contanzaro' s three goals. that the Wildcats had been used to "We actually ·dominated the ment bid. The top six teams make upcoming games will offer UNH ."Everyone was playing on an playing in 40-50 degree weather last 15minutes,'' said Anderson . the NCAA tournament, and as of the opportunity to practice their individual basis and that's noway and that it was 85 degrees at UNH continued it's display of now, the Wildcats are in the mim- transition game in an actual game to beat a top opponent," said UNH Temple. The city afr was thick, character when they went op. to ber five spot. situation, and that this transition · Coach Marge Anderson, charac­ humid, and hard to breathe. play strongly even after the -offi- The remaining two games skill will be extremely important terizing her team's first half per­ The Wildcats however, are not cials. called back a very controver­ against Hofstra and UVM are in future play. formance. fifth in the nation for nothing, and sial UNH goal. They were success­ important to the squad because, I~theWildcatsh~ppen~omeet "It was the first time all sea­ their turn-around effort in the sec- ful twice stopping Temp le from just according tci Hill, they'll give the up vv1th Temple agam durmg the son they'd [UNH] played a team ond half was an.excellent example holding the ball and playing keep team a chance to work on their tournament, Anderson says that similar to their own game, which · of what it takes to be a nationally away. teamwork and get ready for the . they plan to go i11 with a tsam is a one-hande·d, aggressive contending team. They became Losing to Temple may have intense post-season that awaits oriented · game from the start, game," said UNH Assistant Coach more organized, more aggressive, ended a nice five game winning them in either regional or national rather than try to dig themselves Karen Gero mini explaining her patient.on attack, and made many streak for the 'Lady 'Cats, but it's tournament play. Coach Ander- out of a hole in the second half. team's initial shock. "We didn't dE!fensive change~ by doubling up doubtful that it will seriously hurt Strong showing for women's crew in D.C UNH takes third to Ng,vy, Columbia By Sandy Cutshall The Potomac International ferent," said Ludwig. Columbia Regatta in Washington . D.C. · last and Navy only had to compete in weekend may have attracted three races. competitors from as far away as Ludwig was pleased with the Oxford and Cambridge, but the opportunity to have her fairly in­ UNH women' s,crew found them­ experienced crew in varied racing selves more.concerned with teams situations .. from Columbia University and the "It was more racing in one US Naval Academy. weekend than they usually get all The UNH varsity eight placed year," she said. a very close third behind these The UNH varsity eight has two schools in the final last Sun­ only four second-year rowers, day, on the waters of the Potomac. putting them at a slight disadvan­ They rowed the 2,000-meter course tage against some more experi­ in 6:43, behind Columbia at 6:39 enced crews. Rower Chris Wilson and Navy who finished the course said this weekend she thought the in 6:39.9. The UNH novice eight .boat had "developed a racing took second place, finishing in 6:59 mentality" and thatthey improved de1diciatton sno'M'II 1.n tnis early morning workout is one of the major reasons for a strong showing by behind Navy who raced the course over the weekend. UNH women's crew team in the recent Potomac International Relays. (Ellen Harris photo) in 6:54. "It got better and better each With a field of competitors, race as we realized what we had to which besides Navy and Colum­ do to win," she said. bia, included Georgetown, Trin­ Coxwain Pan Rallis called the ity, MIT, and George Washington, regatta "a tum around weekend" UNH made a strong showing, for the team. "We learned how to according to coach Jane Ludwig. fight this weekend," she Sili~. ''The results were pretty con­ The UNH novice (A) eight also • sistent over the weekend," said ra.ced some tough competitors this Ludwig. "T.hese teams .were weekend and. gained some valu­ good." . able rowing experience. . Ludwig said UNH was at a "We got our best time and we disadvantage because they were never rowed harder,". said novice forced into a difficult qualifying rower Raina Dennison. heat against Columbia. The UNH varsity ~nd novice '1We raced four times in two . boats will row this weekend as . -- . days and each heat was very dif- CREW,P.27