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Vol. XVI CLEVELAXD, OHIO, XOVE).J;.BEJR 13, 1935 i\o. 3 • Smoker to Be Held lU Gym December 2

Carroll Girds .t\dministrator Carroll Prof. Honorary Danee I Event Marlis Of Buildings · Chairman For Battle Chairman of Third Anttual With Riders Philosophy Me~et College Affair

Improved Blue Streak Line to The complete program for the :E~lev­ Conway. Britton, lHittinger Head Face Hard Case Running Attack enth Annual 1feeting of the American Committee in Elaborate Boxing In Game at Van Horn Saturday Catholic Association which will be held Show for University Benefit in the Hotel Cleveland, December 30land The Blue Streaks 0£ John Carroll will 31, was announced ye tcrday by the rc

\\"hen \Vilham B. :\filler was a ~enior By Clayton Lange end Elmer ] . Trame, S_J., Ph.D., pro­ in St. lgn:11iu~ High chool an account fessor of Biology and head of the de- of his deed-; while at the local high chool Every now and then a play wilJ flash partment. appeared in the "High Sp<,tlight," a col­ across the theatrical horizon which is Father Trame obtained his doctorate - neither flawless nor so thoroughly bad degree in biology from St. Louis Uni- umn in the tudcnt publication at Ignatius that it would be beneath one's dignity versity. His major field is Physiology, \\hich i · very ~imiJ:,r to the Carroll to talk about it. Such a play is a piece and his researches were related to the 1 '<'< •s' ;,\\.ho\ \\'ho." In this article on of nothing-, and whether it is ever writ- effect of the sex hormones upon sex-de- ).fi11er's ~chol:t>tic achicnment the ten or left fore,·er in the limbo of the termination and rate of development. In playwright's mind, the world goes on this work he studied under the Rev. A. writers exprc"cd a hope that Bill ~filkr quite the same as always. 1f. Schwitalla, S.J_, Ph.D. Father Trame would, after being g-raduatcrl irom high "Accent on Youth", one of the current was formerly assistant professor of Hi- school, ccntinue his edu:ation and be just productions at the Play House is one ology at Creighton University before his a-. much an a; the di~logue.) A~~er the barrage of "so- with its reading public from the south- courses in various biological fields. ricular al'tivitics of J ohn CarrolJ C ni­ found time for athletics. During his cwlog1cal ?ramas the world has fe!t east wing of the main building through Graduate work is offered tow-ard the vcrsity. freshman and sophomore days at Carroll smcc _the 11111110rt~l . Ibsen fir.st put h1s . the lengthy corridor of the Administra- :Master of Science Degree. Three stu­ H<.! has been a member of the Carroll Bill was captain of his class baseball Ideas mt~ plays. 1t IS ~efreshmg to fi\1d tion Building to the northwest wing dents arc now working for their Mas­ Gnion fer five terms representing both the team. He has been a member of the a play\~·nght \\ ~o realizes that a pr~ J- \\~ich i . o conveniently occupi€<1 by the ter's Degree. school'~ \\ imming team for the last three John Carroll Oratorical Society and hi;; !em. . ex1sts but IS more. concerned_ w1th B1·ology a n d PllYSICS · D epar t 1111'!11 t s. com- The Biology Building cla s. During two of these terms he years. gl\·mg the theatre aud1ence what 1t wants n1011 1 k 0 tl B' 1 PI . The new Biology Building like the Yet it i not the fact that Bill has •· · 1 1 Jd' - 1 Y n wn as te 10 ogy- 1ys1CS stn·ed as treasurer of the Gnion. He ha­ than 111 trymg-· to so ve t 1e wor · s nc-b Btll.ld-ng1 . 1 n tl 11s· 1ssue· th e B:10 1ogy D e- Chemistry Building, is a separate unit served on numerous Carroll Cnian com­ been a leader of the ·tudent body or that dles.. ).fr. Raphaelso~ treats_ 111s . pro - partment of the building is introduced. connected by an arcade to the Adminis- he has been the be t Latin scholar in the lem a humorous vem, and m domg so Tt ·s d' ·s·o · d b th R (C t ' d p 8) mittees and sho\\'cd himself to be c. pecial­ m 11 1 1 1 1 0 11 1 11 11 ly proficient in the management of the University that will be remembered after he takes one's mind from it. Such an '1====v::=n=s=n=la:n:a:g:e==Y==e==e :ve:r:-======:::::e:. :a:':~ =a=g=e=====;a annual intra-mur.al baseball tournaments. he has been graduated. It will be hi> attitude makes the play one of the few II He has been rcretary of hi, class three personality, his generosity and his sincere on the modern stage that one can enjoy vear>. devotion to his faith which will be re­ without a guilty conscience. - An inspection of the mcmber,hip lists membered long after his other achieve­ Perhaps such an attitude is prophetic N ow--0 n e of t: h o s e Sen sat: ion a I of the Glee Club, Oratorical Societ_y, and ments ha\'e been lost in the files of the because it may herald the demise of the Socict::~s Tuscalana re\·eals that \Villiam Carroll News problem play as such. If it does the the­ B. :\filler has been an active member of Stalker has written that "our influence atre w ill be on the road to the heights the e organizations throughout his stay at is the precise equivalent of our human it enjoyed under the demi-gods, Sopho­ CarrolL At the pre cnt time he is pres­ worth or worthlessness." Bill ha been cles and Shakespeare. Certainly the plays ident of the "Societas Tu. calana." a fine student, a good fellow and an which leave the audience with the idea De:pitc hi participation in the work exemplary Catholic. Students at Carroll that it has to solve a problem in sociology Shirt Sales o£ so many Carro11 organizations and who have known Bill can testify that or admit that the pleasure the theatre Stalker has merely stated a fact. gives it is illicit, takes the- stage far a\ ay from its original intent. Certainly such For which This St:ore Is Famous I 'Carroll P1·ofesso,. artists as Sha\v, Rice, and that arch­ French Society orator Clifford Odets have made the stage a clas~room, not an experience, and until Cllairntan of Meets Thursday; such men get out of the way the theatre • will have to languish in a state of semi­ Philosophy Meet Dance Success consciousness. Rather, much rather, the stage of "Accent on Youth" which makes NON-WILT ( Co11ti11ucd from Page 1) no attempt to be anything than the desks (Cc>u/illutd from Pa_qc 1) ~otre Dame French Club, the Les and rulers of other plays which are nau­ collar - at:t:ached Their general topic will be " ocial 2\foderne , has also announced that the seating. Ethics." The Re\". J_ \\'. R. ).{aguire, guest speaker will be the Rev. 1[oi"C Roi, Of course, there are those who insist C. S. \ r. of St. \ iator's College and the a Canadian-French priest from the that even the Bard of Avon was not New types, checks, swirl figures, plaids, \'cry Rc\'. Tames ).[. McDonough, rec­ Blessed Sacrament parish. His lecture above problems and propaganda. \Vell, tor ~f Our -Lady of the Lake Seminary is entitled "L'enseignement au Canada." perhaps, but who would accuse Shake­ all-over patterns and plain white in fine i\ ow that the main social event of "·ill be in charge of this round table speare of entering the theatre with a the French Club is 0\-er, the Club will combed cotton, woven madrases, broad­ nH·cting. yard tick and eraser in his hand? turn its mind to the more serious Monday evening-, December 30, the But to get back to the production at cloths, oxfords. thought of getting into shape a French annual dinner of the a~sociation will be the Play House. The humor of t~e play Comedy to be presented sometime in held in the Hotel Cleveland. The Re\·. is about the best of its kind, and it kept the second semester. They are also john J- Tochcy, S. ]. of Georgetown the first-night audience m constant • planning a serie.; of talks and readings t nivcr~ity and vice-president of the as­ laughter. to be presented at the meetings of the ~ociation will pre~ide. Greetings to the Kirk Willis and Noel Leslie give bet­ combined colleg-es, to be given in members will be extended by the V cry ter interpretations of their roles than are SHIRTS worth Hev. Benedict }. H.odman, .. ]., pre. i­ French. 1fr. Jablonski, moderator of considered good on the tage of today. the Club claim that this method will dcnt of John Carroll University. "The In fact, Kirk 'Willis portrays the part of prove of great \'alue to the students in Church and Philosophy" is the title of a man in the throes of the "morning 1.95 to 2.50 learning to converse in French, and the paper which will ·be deli\·ered by after" with such utter artistic abandon will al·o be interesting and entertain­ llis Excellency and the 2\fo,;t Rc\·. that the less conservative might hail him ing. J the Social Science~" will be dis­ What flcetiug fancy faslzioucd Thee, neat, colorful, new stripes, swivel figures, c·u~scd by the \' ery Rev. Ignatiu at Carroll. ' or ruuing 11/ic scheme .Smith, 0. l'. of the Catholic t'ni\'ersity.· Lvnn has stated that the senior cia of up will be ",\e,-thctic,;_" This ~lurphy, •. ]., Re''- Emmanuel Cyprian, or lilting air, (gaj• coquette) Store Hours 9 :30 A. M. to 5 :30 P. M. group will meet in the Empire Room 0. 1• _ :\1.. Dr. Louis ommers. Eugene Perhaps ;,~ prudish p-rose alone and will be kad in it· discu,~ion by the R. :O.Iittinger, and John A. ·mith. Could _rou piqu.e my curiosity! 'Vednesday, rovember 13, 1935 THE CARROLL JEWS 3 I r---T-i_m_e-ly-T-op-t-.c-s-----, l{eys Presented Debate Group Launches Year I by To Members of With Banquet Charles Henry Carroll News (Continued from Page I) \ With the passing of the eventeenth societv but that in a much a> the ,, Armi tice Day, the apprehensive peo­ In the ncar future ~I r. E. R. ~[ittinger school's auditorium i not yet ready for ples of the world are again fearfully faculty adviser, will present Carroll .\' e<

CRAIG WOOD (right)-Tommy Armour- Helen Hicks- Gene Sarazen ~Bill Mehlhorn -Denny Shute-Willie Macfarlane! Their names sound a roll call of tense moments that have made golf­ ing history, when prime "condi­ tion" and healthy nerves were at a premium. All are outspoken in their preference for Camels. "Camels are so smooth and mild they never affect my wind," says Craig Wood, pictured at the right as he paused to smoke a Camel. Willie Macfarlane adds: "Camels are mild. They don't get my wind.'' Miss Helen Hicks brings up the feminine viewpoint. "There's a del­ icacy of flavor in Camels that ap­ peals to women. Camels never inter­ fere with one's wind.'' And Denny Shute says: "I switched to Camels years ago. I smoke them constantly, without upsetting my nerves or dis­ turbing my wind." You'll Like Their Mildness Tool Such experiences with Camels can be matched right among your own friends. You'll like Camels too. Camels are made from costlier to· baccos. They never tire your taste.

COSTLIER In every-day life, physical fit· ness plays a big part too. TOBACCOS! Life's more fun when you feel e Camels are made from filler, good. So mark what cham­ MORE EXPENSIVE TOBACCOS pions and star athletes say: ••• Turkish and Domestic ... Camels don't get their wind than any other popular brand. and don't ruffle their nerves. (Sigrutf) R. J- REYNOLDS That's real mildness. Try TOBACCO COMPANY Wia,toa·Salem, N. C. Camels yourself, and share in the enjoyment of Camel's mellow B.avor that means so TUNE IN! CAMEL CARAVAN with WALTER O'KEEFE much w others. DEANE JANIS • TED HUSING • GLEN GRAY AND THE CASA LOMA ORCHESTRt\•Tuesday and Thursdar- 9 p.m. E.S. T., 8 p.m. C.S.T., 9:30p.m. M.S. T ., 8:30p.m. p_ S. T.-over W ABC·Columbia Nerwork. Cl936 R. J , Reynolds Tob. Co. 6 ---~ THE CARROLL NEWS Wednesday, Xovember 13, 1935

WATCH CARROLL Carroll. Ne~s Sports!!...... -.-SME_A~A-SE1

.. (f~it ...... ~~ ~----=H"'---""e __c .....;;al=l-s=~, __E~ m==-~ ,_ ____ .....,H_e_H__ i __ts;;;;;;;;;' E ---m-=--=' Carroll Expectecl to Battle Rough Riders o t Even Terms Improved Blue Streak Line to ]f"ace Hard Case Running Crabbing Attack in Game at Van Horn Fiteld Saturday;

By Minarik Yan-men Seek to Improve Off n se for Big Four Tilt 1'\ext Saturday af~ernoon, John Carroll's grid machine will oppose WANTED Case at Van Hom field. Though th 'Y have been underdogs throughout 1 Wanted And Ilow! The Reporters the season, Carroll will enter this .ame an even bet of eme!"ging vic­ for the Carroll X,"','s sport- pages ha\'e so neglected the {'>>entials of literary torious. Nothing of any great importance is at stake, but one thing is style, news style and l•rumptnes~. that certain, and that is that it will be a football game worthy of anyone's changes arc to be made in the staff. The·e notice. The teams will be evenly matched. The loser wi ll occupy the changes will leave \'acancics which we Big Four cellar position. And that is one place that both schools wish hope to fill from the freshman clas . The . ooncr ycu come, the better. See me to avoid . Chuck Heaton any time, any place. After holdng Carnegie T ech 6-3 in * * • • PROBABLE LINEUP their opening contest, Case has flopped. HERE ARE TilE ABC'S Lyle ...... -...... L . E . xperts say that Case is an "in and Munchausen ...... L . T. But this is not true. Case At lea~t the football teams in this town can be said to live up to the ratings Fischer ...... L. G. was merely playing way over their that their names would indicate. Carroll Znidarsic ...... C. eads in that Tech game, and haven't Willard ...... R. G. and Case are a couple of "C" teams. ad the stuff to maintain the pace that Baldwin-\\'allace is a "B" team, and Kaluha ...... R. T . they started out to set. The Rough Reserve is an "A" team. \\'hat's the Wistar ...... R. E . ":\" for? \\'hy J\delbert, of course. Kalal ...... Q. B. iders were over rated. Frye ...... L.H. Streaks Start Well T echmeyer ...... -.... R. H. • • • • Our Blue Streaks, likewise started out Mlckovsky ...... F. B. FIGURE Till OUT HeBoots'Em veil by walloping A lbion. Not many O thers who may see action are: Reserve's reserves reserve Reserve's people have even heard of Albion, but Wagner, 1. h. ; Walter, r. g. ; Fran­ reserve reserves. Reading time three arroll looked good anyway. Then some- One briglrt light in the di'fasfrous zen, r. h.; Traxler, r . e. seconds. Figuring out time, three hours. bing seemed to happen. But in reality Allright then, days. Scinrtists' /ootba!f season lras br.cn the effecti--tJe li11e plrm.gillg of Full­ the Yarrmen became the victims of tough * • • * back Ray Mlckovsky pictllred uck, a top heavy schedule, and a sub­ Bobby Thompson has long been due above. Cage Season ar team. This probably w011't last, but for one of those run backs of kicks • * • • the fact remains that the Streakers were that he used to pull so often. He final­ Opens Dec. 18 ly uncorked one against thtlse Find­ PiclrLred at tlur 11J>Pcr left is nd are not as good as the teams they layers. Cfwck ~Vist e r, junior defense star have been facing this season. They are • * * * wlro was slriftcd fro-m /he quarter­ Wolanski, Garrett and McNally as good as Case, however. RALLY! back positi(m to tire right end. To Be Main Cogs ; On a comparison of line strength, Car­ Wister still lra11dles the Ro-rtg}• • ure Carroll's going to have a Marcus Heads Soph Stars roll would win by plenty. \Vith Gene Riders i11. tire hrtddle a11d backs tiP Volanski back in the lineup, the Streak's rally. It's :cheduled for Kovember tire line on the deje11se. (f.'riday) 13, 1936. This year's edition of the J~hn Carroll nds (Arbeznik playing the other ) a re basketball team will open its sea ·on at ligh\ly less formidable than B-W 's. A nd • • • * -\V's are by far the best anywhere • • • Kent, Ohio, when they travel there to S.:\-lEAR CASE At the left is Frl!d Teclrml'yc·r, round here. At the tackles, the Streak· 11Slwlfy acting captain and right meet the Kent State Teachers. ers are not as good as they should be. !•or /he benefit df llr< Freshm.cn, halfback. Techm.eyer is a fi11e This year's team is expected to be the But this has mostly been due to lack of //r,• slogan thaJ GJIJ' Carroll /cam car­ pu11ter, a good passer and nwner strongest the Blue Streaks have had for weight and experience. Hank Erhardt f'icrs, Case losing streaks in the past and may have would have done that. mores. wealth of fair material, no one on the is goi11g to play lire ki11uys an· saj•ing about J an. 4-Case ...... Here lineup, should be an interesting con­ dl• the field "''lrm the It-ish p/o)••·d the m thetr system, which requires hard iou ly appropriated by th~ contingent. B11ckcycs. But lite tm:lfth ma11 lMt Sat­ of e\·ery pile-up Joe was certain to be Jan. 25-Ashland ...... There driving backs. ttrday m1s 110 spirit. lh '1('0S actuafl,, on found, bandaged hand and all. Although their number was small, al­ J an. 31-To1edo ...... There Of course there may have been no though it was raining, although Carroll Ray "Mlckovsky at fullback is big hand (or out of ha11d). His name· <<'aS Feb. 1-St. Johns ...... There a_nd well suited for the tail back posi­ "Fumble." connection, but several self-appointed was conceded only a slight chance for Feb. 4-Mt. Union ...... There humorists at my side insisted on making victory that night again t Reserve, the tion. In Fred Teckmeyer, the Brown • • • • Feb. 7-Youngstown ...... There and \Vhite ha\'e an e-xceptionally fine a connection between the entrance of twenty band -tnembers were not to be Feb. 8-Toledo ...... Here blocker and an excellent punter. Frye WE W .A...~T 1\IORE BEER Palguta and hi weighted-down hand denied their rally. Feb. 15-Ashland ...... H ere and Wagner, who was captain of the That Smoker i· going to be the real and the influx of Reserve injuries • * * • Feb. 21-St. Johns ...... Here Purdue freshmen last year, take good thing alright. How many barrel- of beer I magine! ' Is there any football rule against Feb. 25-Akron ...... T here care of the other wingback. At quarter­ diu you say? "\\'hat, is that all?" "All he has to do,'' they insisted, "is "pantsing''? In the Reserve game Jim Feb. 29-Kent ...... H ere "Hey :Minarik'' to drop his hand on somebody's head b~ck, Kalal has the call. And though Foti was evidently of the opinion that March 4-Reserve _...... H ere hts style has been cramped by injuries, " \\'hat?" and he's out." ' there isn't. On one particular play Jim March 7-B-W ...... There •·Quit Crabbing." At any rate Joe deserves resounding he shows remarkable possibilities as a (Conti1111cd 01~ Page 7) field general. \ Y ednesday, ~ oYember 13, 1935 THE CARROLL E\VS 7

Carroll Grid Machine Again Has Fine Ends Blue Streaks It Fills Try for First Gene Wolanski and Big Four Win Space Leo Arbeznik Sho'W Skill as Wingmen Carroll to l\lt:-et as~· ut 'an Horn Fit:-ld Saturdu~ in Anyway By Ed McCarthy Game to Determine '·My biggest thrill in foorball?" "Leo City's Cellar Champion hip Swede" Arbeznik, Carroll'. battling By Lou Horvath right end pause'd and considered a mo­ (C(mlilwcd fn•m Ptl!l<' I) ment. He kicked some of the gummy Wanted: Predictor of football re­ mud of Bellefaire Field from under his The cots came hack to score their sults. Must be keen, alert. Season job. cleats, ran one large hand thru his mop touchdown a:; the timer', watch was click­ Earn while you learn. Fan-mail if suc­ of blond wavy hair, then, "I got my ing ott the final minutes. ,\rt Talifcrro, cessful (or not). Send references to greate~t thrill when I caught Eddie sports editor. Bring own system. brother of Bah. whose ~pccta.:ular nnh Baloga' pa s in the Akron game and defeated Case last year, 'cored their ,;ix For Sale: Predicting* * * system.* In good scored a touchdown. points on a Hi-yard sprint in an end shape. Recommended. No red tape. The reason I got such a thrill was Within thirty days this system will because I did exactly the same thing around play. The . cicnti:;t-< looked good again be copyrighted, if not purchased. when I was in high school. I caught in this initial ,·k-t(>ry, sh wing a ;.trong Reasonable rates. Installment plan if a pass and scored the touchdown that dden,e and a good running attack while desired. See me. gave Latin a victory over East Tech." they rolled up 171 yards irnm srrimruage. • • * • Here he pau ed long enough to catch Toledo U journeyed to \'an lloru field Lost: All faith, hope, and charity in Gene Wolanski a pass from "Shiny" Lyons that just L eo A rbeznik to meet the Rough Ridt•r tm 0 -t. 30. p~edicting systems, contests, and ad­ skinned by your correspondent. "I bet Ca>e con. ide reel this game as somewhat Vlsors. that gave you a thrill," . aid the Swede. of a breather. but the R rkeb sprang an • * • * "How did I feel when I made the upset and came out on the long end o£ Many people have asked me how I Einstein Can't Errors Bring score?" an 18-7 score. fo'umhlc,; were rt•sptmsiblt: came close to selecting a winner in my recent predictions. Well, that neces­ This time the answer came with all for the first two Toledo scores in the ini­ sarily calls for an explanation of the sys­ Explain Losses the speed of a recent and vivid memory. New Predictor tial period and a fot·ty y;tnl pass resultt>d tem I used in determining winners. "I thought I'd never catch that ball. in their third and f1nal scnn:'. Late in It went up pretty high and when I the third quart<:r Case made their only And, after much deliberation, I have Blue Streak in Midst of Losing Inability of Scribe to Pick finally decided to disclose my method caught it it was dropping like an ele­ score when Rill Smith of the Hockct It I I More Than 15 Out of 24 deflected :o-Ucko,sky's long pa. m·cr the to the public. It's a bit complicated, but Streak But Can' t Last ,·ator. Then ran as hard a could. I I goal into \\'agner\ arms ftlr the touch­ here goes: Much Longer Just when thought had it in the Necessitates Drastic Ch an ge bag, I aw that guy Heck tedde from down. First I t~k the enrollment of the Akron coming up on my left like the Scientists Score schools represented by the football (Clt~ttinucd from Page 6) As a reward fer his great job of pre­ Twentieth Century. I thought he had me teams in question. I then subtracted the was trailing Ken Zeh around end. He dicting in the last two i· ues. Louie Hor­ \\'ith only three minute:- of plar re­ co-ed enrollment or the "Inactive Ele­ sure, when all of a sudden he went head maining Gord('n \\"agncr, :ricntist ldt reached out for the player's legs to over heels and there was Danny Mor­ vath, our prize predictor and football ment,'' as 1 called it, and then the A. B., halfback, scored on an H-1·ard dash around make the tackle, but couldn't quite mile laying all over him and I just B.B.A., B.S., and the Pre-Med stu­ analyst, has been promoted to columnist. t·nd and ga,·c a>c a 1·2-6 1 ictnr) <-vcr negotiate the play. \ Vhat he was able dents whom I catalogued as the " Home­ breezed acres ." I will do my best to keep up the fine their ancient foes, Ohcrlin. The Yeo­ to do though was to get a grip on the Work" Group. This left only the Ph.B. \Vhen the Swede first made his ap­ man put up a strong battle and prU\·cd pants of the player. Zeh tugged and work of my predecessor and to aid you, group, or the "Active Element," which pearance at end in the Akron game thcm:;elves to be a ·trong ddt•nsivc team. tugged but Foti was just as determined murmers of surpri e were heard among dear reader, in winning your newspaper I divided by the number of football Case showed improvement in this gamC of their superior as though the pants would get the worst number was generally between 10 and Heretofore Leo had appeared only at I have about two hundred more words power. The Yeomcn elden. c was un­ of the deal. But before anything could 20. If it wasn't, I continued subtracting tackle, as a sub for Capt. Guley in his to write and nothing to say. Perhaps 1 usual!)' poor, as they lOst 8 yard on plays happen the Carroll secondary came up numerals until the number came within Sophomore year. \Vith the graduation from scrimmage. and swarmed over Zeh. of Guley he became regular tatkle and should tell you something about that these limits. By comparing these num­ powerful Baldwin-\Vallace eleven who Opening their Big I' our season on . ·a,·. bers, the team with the higher number showed his real stuff in the first three 2 against B-\V the Brown and \\'hite * * * * games of the season. In the Baldwin­ wi ll swarm over a light Findlay squad being the better, I easily selected the Lonnie Bell pulled a run al- absorbed a 33-0 "allupin~ . Bewildered by \\'all ace encounter he captured the ball chosen few. However, if my advisors most as sensational as that o£ Jim next Saturday. :Maybe you would like the passing of Ken • ·ublc and . ·orm on the B -\V fi ve yard line when a bad (who now enter the picture) were not Foti. Only this time Bell was to know a little more about that " carlet Schoen and the hard running oi .\rt pass from center cau ed the opposing satisfied with most of them, I flipped chasing one of those Findlay boys Goldsmith. the Scicmists were hopelessly kicker to fumble. Scourge" of Ohio State with their "Jump­ a coin (usually theirs, creditors take who sort of got past everybody on (;Utclasscd. Ca~e tried to work an aerial This bit of aggressive play paved the ing J oe" Williams, Gomer ]one·, Dick notice). the Blue Streak team. He nailed attack of their own with :\I kkov k1· way for Carroll's only touchdown. Heekins and the many other mighty war­ There is a variation of this method him on the one yard stripe. He Tcchmcyer, and Kalal heaving the bail: \Vhen opponents began to gain too riors that make up the Buckeye's team. which I employed on several occasions, sure must have been off with the These pas ·e. were not very good and much ground on Carroll's right flank, Did I hear someone mention the "Fight­ called the "Climate System," for deter­ Bell. when they got to the recein!r. they were Coach Yarr decided the position called ing Irish''? They're good tab. The boys mining winners when a southern eleven usually dropped. The Case running at­ 1 * * * * for a more experienced hand and tarted from 'otre Dame played magnificent played a northern. 'I'he final number You probably noticed that the the- tack looked fairly good in this frav. Leo. From the caliber of his play at football in that last period rally against obtained from the directions given Last Saturday the Riders journey~d to ory of relativity on which we had been this position we believe he will hold State, but the South Bender will ha,·e above was divided into the average fall \\'ashington. Pa., to meet \\'. and ]. The •basing our reason for losing football down the jab fo r the rest of the season. a tough time getting by Army and South­ temperatures where the colleges of the Presidents flashed tLO much power fur ern California. two teams were located. From this I games has flopped. But now we think their Cleveland foe· and admini>tered a * * * * Minnesota with another super team subtracted their respective distances that we have the real cause for these Gene Wolanski, Arbeznik's team­ 12-6 panking. back will attempt to defeat the :o-lichigan's from the equator. Upon these results I defeats. However, we warn you that mate six removed, in other words, the Streaks Improve punt pass and prayer ystem whi-ch has based my judgments. This system was this is strictly confidential and may not left end, wa a much easier subject to been o successful this season. Maybe you In their second Big Four contest, Car­ very effective in determining the winner be expo ed to anyone at_anytimc. Now interview. He answered our original didn't know that Alarquette has one of roll met Resen·e and tcceived a 46-13 of the North Carolina-Georgia tussle for the reason. I t's just this. John question immediately. " I got my big­ the best teams in the country this year, defeat. The Streaks played better ball several weeks ago. (Yes, I managed to Carroll's B lue Streak wasn't as good as gest thrill out of the touchdown I al­ and boasts victories over \Visconsin, Kan­ in thi game than the :core indicate·. get one right that week). Baldwin-\Vall ace. Ohio U. was better most made in the l-.Iiami game last • * * * than that. Reserve was better than year. \ Ve were in midfield and bat­ sas State, St. Loui , ~li is ippi, and Iowa Xcither team cored in the first quarter, Ohio U. Akron wouldn't have been tling pretty evenly when Thomp on State. alhough the Red Cats reco,·ered Baloga's ASTROLOGIST HAS SYSTEM beaten by tho e three as badly as Car­ called for "58.'' Now, on this play the Before I make my predictions, I wish fumble on the Streak's 12 but couldn't Professor I . C. Urstarr, noted astra­ roll was. Findlay and Akron would left end runs straight down field and that you would promise to keep the·e tips put it over.• Howe,•er, early in the ~ec­ legist, world traveler, and president of have played a very close game. takes a pass from the left half. This a secret so that we all can continue to ond quarter, Thompson dropped back to the International Predictors' Associa­ is the fastest pass play we have and it get "sucker" bets from \Vally Roth and hi five to punt. The pass from San·one tion, sends us the information that the ha to be timed perfectly to succeed. I "Cookie" Mdfarthy. was high and Bob failed to get off his best time for Carroll football games is BIG FOUR STANDINGS • wasn't worried about that part of it My one con alation is that my selec­ kick. Doc Dekker blocking it. The ball in July, when the all-influencing planets though because "Shine" and I had it tion can be no worse than the preced­ rolled into the end zone where \1/avne of heaven are working in co-ordination Won Lost Points down almost perfect. ing ones. In the first column in heavy idingcr, Cat tackle, fell on it for .,-the Reserve ···-· ...... 2 0 4 type are your bets boys. Go to it! first score. with the star that affected the earth Wolanski Nails One B-W ...... 2 1 4 Reserve scored ix more t ucbdowns when the first football was made. He John Carroll ...... Case Case ...... 0 1 0 I started out faster than usual, and in reaching their total of 46. states "that the planets of Jupiter and the defensive right half drifted over tp Baldwin-Wallace ...... Findlay Venus and some other unknown heaven­ Carroll ...... 0 2 0 The Blue Streaks scored their two cover me. About thirty yards do\vn­ Ohio University ...... Cincinnati touchdowns in the final quarter. Johnny ly body at that time are sending forth field I looked back and there was the Dartmouth ...... Cornell Lyons took the kickoff and ran it back influencial H -rays which facilitate mus­ ball coming right at me, a little high cular movements in running, passing, originated in the tent of the chief where to his 33. Delehanty finally scored from and to the right. The :Miami half went Miami ...... Dayton the five after Lvons had worked the ball and tackling." before each encounter a pre-battle con­ ference was held. Here was determined up in the air to ·block it, he deflected Western Reserve ...... Deni.on to that point al~ost single handed. The To which we say: "Dear Professor, it and I nabbed it just before it hit the we are not in the market for " H "-rays, the tactics to be used. At a given signal Alabama ...... Georgia Tech second score was the re ult of a pa ·s from from either side the opposing tribes flew ground. Ohio State ...... Illinois Thompson to Breen. but we could use a few planets for the \Vhen I came down I faded to the at each other and literaly slaughtered Case-Carroll Equal next few games to smother the remain­ left and lit out for the Miami goal line Chicago ...... Indiana ing neurotic munchers that eat pop-corn themselves. Casualties in those days were far more popular than they are as fas as I could go. To my surprise, Iowa ...... Purdue The Case-Carroll game should be a down our necks." now. After the game the victors tore up I found that Miami had spotted the Tulane ...... Kentucky tossup if comparative scores mean any­ Dupe's History* * of *Football: * "A very the enemy's goal posts and .journeyed play and I had to get away from three Marquette ...... Temple thing. B-\V defeated the Streaks 33-6 men instead of one. I cut over to the and the Riders 33-0. The Scienti~ts are elementary form of football was played back to their Alma Terra with their Nebraska ...... Pittsburg spoils. Then in childish glee over their right and shook two of them but the in somewhat the ·ame pos;tion as Car­ in early times between rival tribes to Northwestern ...... \\'i consin settle territorial disputes. The game was victory they placed the captain of the third one had me dead to rights and he roll. They seem potentially to be a bd­ played in an improvised arena with tree­ former rival team in a steaming caldron dropped me on the one yard line. I Penn State ...... Pennsylvania ter team than they have shown to date. stumps as goal markers and line indi­ and forced ~ to sing their tribal fra­ wanted to score pretty bad, but we went Princeton ...... Lehigh Captain Fred Techmeyer i a triple threat cators. Bows and arrows (and some­ ternity song." over on the next play and the boys felt Not re Dame ...... "...... Army right halfback. He is a fine punter, a so pepped up that we went ahead and good passer and a capable runn~r. times huge rock-like objects) served as CARROLL INCLUDED Navy ...... Columbia footballs. There were no penalties im­ beat ~Iiami 20 to 0." Ray :o-IIrkonky at fullback is a sopho­ Rice ...... Texas & M. posed upon either team for holding, Though this may not refer to all Gene seemed inclined to go on, but we A. more who shows great promise. Ray. a kicking, etc., but a man offside was a teams it certainly does to the Miami In­ had our chance, so we said, "Thanks a Boston University ...... Brown huge boy, is an accurate passer and a powerful runner. Lyle and Wister at the traitor. A warrior was considered a dians, the Haskell Indians, the Stanford lot, Gene, that'll just about fill out our Syracuse ·······················-··· Colgate story." ends are capable of some good playing. hero if he could hold on to his man in a Indians, the I llinois Inhip of Eugene In Country Program Dec. 15 By a unanimous vote of the members \Vt>lanski the ring committee of the Rev. Thomas D. Ewing S. J. of the or~anization it was decided to send Junior cla~s ha~ already begun its task Directs N.Y. A. Students in a letter to Police Captaiu James H. Fer­ oi selecting the cla$"- ring. (Continued frvm Page 2) Formal dedication of the new John ric thanking him for the altar "hich he The mcmbcrs of this committee, be­ tration Building. Its construction is prac- Study of Conrmunism Carroll {.; ni,·ersity auditorium will he donated to Carroll odality chapd. The ~ ide~ \\'olan,ki, are Henry Erhardt, jo,-cph P . _· ullivan. \Villiam Deckman, tically the same as that of the Chemis- obsen·ed with a mu -ical program by the body also extended an im·itation to the Rev. George ).f. Dennerh·. Director of and Edward \Veis . They haYe an­ try Building, con i. ting of three stories A Carroll Group is to Study Social John Carroll Band and Glee Club in the Questions under the direction of Father the Catholic Instruction League, to ad­ nounced that the ring will be selected and a ba·ement. The three top floors new hall on Sunday, December 15. dress the Carroll Sodali:;ts in the near within the next three weeks. .-\11 bu-, on hand is Communism. They believe the Very Rev. Benedict ]. Rodman, S.J. a technician laboratory, and two large that there has been no suggestion of­ At present definite plans are being rooms for special preparations. Each pro- fered since the institution of Chris­ fonnulatcd by the committee in charge BLACI( FOREST INN fe sor is provided with an office connect­ tianity that will cut a~ deeply into their of the various details of the affair. This ing with a private research laboratory. pre cnt economic, political, and social committee is composed of the directors 4382 l\IA YFIELD ROAD The optical equipment is the finest in the life as that held to by the followers of and members of the groups sponsoring country; the late t Leitz Microscope Karl Mane. the event. equipped with sub-stage conden ers pro­ Among the preliminary work of the Announcement of the details of this W here the local college students meet vides the Carroll biology students with group is the preparation of a biblio­ affair will be made in the next issue of an instrument of delicate preci ion. 1 • ew graphy. This work will offer a brief Tlzc CarrQI/ .\'cws. physiological and micro-projection appa­ .ynopsis of the books and the authors Fish Fry Every Friday ratus have been prO\•ided for the upper including their viewpoint as to Com­ McFETRIDGE -Drugs division courses. The Graduate Student­ munism and other important social pro­ Fairmount Blvd. at Queenston Beer on Tap have excellent facilities for conducting re­ grams. The leader in this work i· Ed­ search under natural light condition in ward Rambousck. He has offered in ­ FAirmount 2440 the large research laboratory on the third valuable assistance both by his experi­ (Successor to McFetridge­ Walter H. Schafer floor. The Biology Building ha a ca­ ence gained from working in the library Vogt) . pacity for ;500 student . and by his advice to other . . ··························~········· ···· ·················· ····················· •

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