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" Glory, praise and honor To Christ the risen King "
EASTER NUMBER
APRIL 1911 ~~ ~vJ~
DAYS OF SPRING. R. [.Davis Printing In days of Spring, -- lNCORPll"IRATFn== __ __ _ eo. W hen Robins sing, And fiowers bloom so gay; The warm sun scatters winter's pains, TELEPHONES: SUNSET MAIN 8127, INDEPENDENT 816 And drives old life away.
The bii'as so free Warble in tree, And sing from morn to dark, W hen music from the vaulted dome f]JW e have been established in this city Flows from the sweet skylark.
for ten years and have spared no ex 'Tis then ire sing pense in adding new material and By bl'Ook and .~pring , machinery, until now we have one of And stroll through shady nooks; TVe 1·amble over meadows green, the most modern and up - to - date And read romantic books. "Print Shops" in the city for the prompt and tasty execution of all JVe love to play A ncl u:hile away kinds of Job Printing. f]!W e are T he time that we should spend specially equipped to tum out Book, Tr.. po1·eing over lessons dry, Catalogue and Publication Printing in TVhich seem to have no end. the least possible time and would be TFe roam about, pleased to figure on your next job. TVithin, without; We sigh to be set free From duties, ,gruesome, great and small, And dream of days to be.
l 11 visions vast Our thoughts are cast; Great castles rise in air; The Knight before his Lady stands, no. UlO Jlrcadt Wa¥t Stattl~t wasbington And strokes her golden hair. But when we shake Ourselves and wake, Our fancies scatter f m·; The Ross Marche Hardware Co. We settle down to tasks once more, And greet the days that are. wants your trade In Builders' Hardware, Stoves, Ranges, Oils, Paints 0 days of Spring! Glass, Granite and Tinware, Pipes and fittings To thee we sing, And wish thee naught of ill; We love the blessings that thou bring'; Yours fo r t rade C. W. CHRISTENSEN 0 Spring! we love thee still. Car. Third Avenue West and Bertona St Phone Ind. A 1816 - E . A. HASL AM.
1 Entered as Second-cla .. matter, Feb. 18, 1911, at the post office at Seattle. Waoh., Vol. I. under the Act of March 3, 1879 No. 5
THAT SIXTH RULE
(The Prize Story.)
"Oh, mother, I've just received a mother paused from her sewing _to letter from Grace. She says that she listen while Helen read. " 'Visitation is going to spend a few weeks with between the sexes will not be allowed me this summer. Won't that be fine?" except in places designated for gen "Yes," said the mother, as sne sat eral social interview.' Well, I don't sewing in the sunny dining room of see anything - objectionable in that, their numble home, "and did she say but," she hesitated a moment, "I anything about going back to the wonder if that would bar Herbert from Crystal Lake Academy next fall?" seeing me?" "Yes, mother, and she wants me "I don't think that they would. ob to go with her. ·what do you say- to ject to your brother visiting you." that?" And she stooped and kissed Helen and Herbert Roberts had the wan face of the little woman, who been well trained by their widowed looked up and answered in a kind, mother from their earliest childhood. sweet voice, "\Veil, I don't know. Herbert had learned photography and That will be quite a little extra ex· was now the chief support of the fam pense, you know, dear, and it may not ily, with what little sewing_ Mrs. Rob be the kind of a school I should like erts could take in. Helen had fin· my little girl to attend." ished- the grammar schooi in their "Oh, but, mother," said the girl home town at Rockland. - That even anxiously, going over to where the ing the subject of her · attending the BI S HOP WM. PEARCE mother sat and kneeling beside her, Academy was discussed at the supper "Grace said that the expenses weren't table and at family war.ship following, Who will preside at the Sixteenth Annual Session of the Washington Confer very much and they are very strict ill the guidance of their Heavenly Fatqer ence of the Free Methodist Church, to be held at Seattle Second Church, April discipline. She sent me a catalogue was implored with reference . to -any 11-16, 1911. and I brought it down to show it to plan that they should make for her you. She told me to notice the sixth future. rule because the young people there The summer passed quickly -and thought it to be the hardest one to greatly to Helen's disappointment, keep." Grace was unable . to visit them,. but "What is it, Helen?. Read it." The they had the pleasure of . meeting. at 3 ~'~!m~i!~~ the Academy. Not having seen each ing that is not in the catalogue," said thanked them and took the place of gers, "that's one of those forbidden other for several years, their tastes Helen sweetly. fe red him between the two. words again." and habits were greatly at variance; "What's that?" asked Grace impa Grace kept up a lively conversation "Well, for pity sake what can I say! still, they loved one another and at tiently. until they r eached the school grounds. I presume I should judge, quite likely, their request Miss Bennet, the pre "I've been thinking about the rules T rue, the girls had some misgiving as without hesitancy of speech. I will ceptress of the girls, gave them a that Moses gave to the children of to what Miss Bennet would say to undertake to assert he may by chance large room together. Israel, Grace." their walking with a strange man. be that brother of yours," Grace fi n One warm afternoon not long after "Oh, dear, dear, you are the oddest Grace, after depositing him in the ished with a low bow. their arrival Grace was sitting under creature I most ever saw. You mean parlor, ran upstairs and bounced into "My brother, Herbert! W hy didn't a large tree on the campus, enjoying the ten commandments, I suppose. the room with the old story, "Oh, you tell me that a long time ago girl ?" the beautiful surroundings and talk I'd like to know which one of them Helen," she said, "I've been breakin~ she said excitedly, and Grace declared ing with- well, she never knew how I've broken?" that old sixth rule again and I know she nearly flew out of the room. it happened-some one from the boys' "Do you remember the sixth one?" what I'll get from Miss B. before sup "I was trying to tell you when you hall. She had been talking, laughing, Grace had never hea rd her speak so per time, but I couldn't help it; I interrupted me," she called after the simpering, and coughing,-all mixed kindly and she answered almost really couldn't this time, and I shall fleeing girl. with variations to save monotony. vaguely, "No; what is it?" think it horrid of her if she makes me To Helen's glad sur prise she found This had continued for several hours "It's the shortest one of all, my pay fo r this in another campus." Herbert waiting for her in the parlor -in fact time, Miss Bennet, studies dear." "Grace," said Helen calmly, "you're below, and after a long, pleasant con and everything had been forgotten, " 'Thou shalt not kill.' That's the terribly excited, but tell me what you versation she returned to her room to when suddenly her attention was only one I know, but I've not been have done or I shall think you have get Grace, but found her stretched called to Helen hurriedly crossing the killing anyone." forgotten my lecture." upon the bed and crying as if her campus, and then she remembered "I don't think that that means hu "Gracious, I haven't been killing heart would break. that she had promised Helen that she man life alone," Helen said, and Grace time, that's sure; fo r I just walked so \Vhen Helen pressed her to come would do some work for her immedi sat down on the stool at her feet wi th fast that I almost ran, but I didn't down to the parlor she asked in a ately after dinner and she had some a little sigh, ready to receive one of want him to think that I was afraid smothered voice, "Does he know that studies to make up and then--oh, yes, her quaint lectures. "I think there of him." I'm your r oommate?" that sixth rule stared her in the face. are many things that we are tempted "Him? Why, has a ma n been after "Yes, a nd that's why I want you to you?" What would Miss Bennet say? She to kill which are of great value in come down. He's quaint and precise, abruptly excused herself and hurried this world and one of them is time. "No, no, foolish gir l; Mary and I like me, but he's just the dearest to her room, only to find it almost It seems to me you have been killing were just coming past the depot, when brother you could want to know, supper time and nothing to show for a lot of it this afternoon, my dear," a young man- it was really all an ac Grace," and she sat down on the hed all the time spent under the trees she said, laying her hand softly on cident, Helen-asked us if we knew and brushed the stray curls from that Saturday afternoon. Grace's head. where the Academy was, and of course Grace's fo r ehead. we couldn't say no, for we had the "Did he hear ·what I said about "Oh, girlie, what will Miss B. do to "I will try to remember, I really school caps on our heads, and so, since you?" she asked plaintively. me ?" she asked Helen as she burst will," Grace pleaded through her we were coming this way, we just had "About me? Oh, yes; but I don't almost wildly into the room. tears. A few weeks la ter, one bright Sa t to bring him along." care about that. Come, come, that "Why, what have you done?" said urday afternoon Grace and one of her Helen smiled at the explanation and will all be fixed up after we come Helen looking up quietly from her girl friends were near the depot on asked, "\Vho was he, a nyway?" back. " work. their way home from the postoffic"e, "How do you suppose I know? We "Well, I care and I'm not going a "Oh, goodness, I've been out there when a young man, who had just couldn't ask him his name, but I can step," she said bursting into tears and talking the whole afternoon to--oh, alighted from the train, seeing their tell you that he was a smart-looking again hiding her face in the pillow. -y:ou know who-and that sixth rule C. L. A. caps, spoke to them, asking young chap, but precise and quaint, "My dear little girl," said Helen in has been tormenting me ever since I the way to the Academy. just like you, and, oh, yes, I just bet her own sweet, reproving tone, "shall came here." "We were just going there," an you-" J tell you what· I do feel sorry about?" "I have been thinking about another swered Grace. "We'll show you the "Now, now, Grace," said Helen, tap "Yes," sobbed Grace. ping the red lips lightly with her fin- sixth rule that you have been break- way." The gentleman tipped his hat, Continu ed on page 22
I ~ 4 "~1 : imllt~~~u .11,I 1&•ii~m · others oblong, having no hands or They immediately made for this place. UNDERGROUND MYSTERIES feet, but moving about. The entire This, however, was rather difficult, mossy-covered wall seemed to be mov because the floor of this cell was S. E, Wyler. i.ng by the hurrying hither and thither made up of jagged rocks, and large of every imaginable insect, even the boulders balanced on other rocks. ceiling looked as though it was com Many times while trying to make their While hunting rabbits on a hillside the great cave seemed to subdivide ing to meet them. way through the sharp rocks they of one of the southern Atlantic states, into numerous small cells which Next, through a small opening they would tear their flesh or while climb three boys met with a rather peculiar proved to be the hallways to other entered a cell which had an equatorial ing over a large boulder would over experience. One of their number, sup larger apartments. Through one of climate. They could not understand balance it and be crushed between posing a rabbit to have entered a these they heard a great noise like the the reason for so sudden a change, es two rocks. However, this did not dis large hole, stooped to make examina rumbling of a mighty cataract. They pecially since it was so near the other courage them in their attempts to tions. No sooner had he placed his entered this room through a crooked cells, However, they determined to head near the hole when the air suc hallway and to their utter astonish investigate the situation and if pos find a way out of the cave. Finally, tion through it drew the hat from his ment saw its walls of pearl glittering sible solve the mystery. They went after struggling for some time, they head and took it into the hole. They like beads of diamonds from the re hither and thither along the broken were greatly disappointed in their an bade him enter the place, head first, flection of the ripples of the stream, wall until they came to what looked ticipated deliverance. The light while they hung to his heels. He di ALETHEPIAN P ROGRAMME. Miss Gem Lewis read a splendid impersonation, which turned out to be Cardinal, Portland- It is a great thing is too much. You have crowded On Friday evening, March 10th, the one of Mrs. A. Beers'. The scarf drill, pleasure to us to find something orig out your class notes and literature tO Alethepians rendered their first pub which then followed, was well per inal among our exchanges. You r ank make room for Prohibition reports. lic programme this year to a very formed by the young ladies who par among the first who have originality. We also consider this work very im large and appreciative audience. As ticipated. Keep it up. Give us some more of portant, but all other departments the Alethepian Club is a girls' organi The reading, "Home, Sweet Home," the same kind of stuff. ought to have an equal consideration. zation, only young ladies participated by Ruth Stilwell, accompanied on the Every once in a while we run across in the well planned and well executed piano by Miss Bessie "\\Tard, was Kodak, Everett-You have a clean an exchange tha"t permits immoral program. So pronounced were their doubtless the best number on the pro cut paper. The Literary department jokes to be published, and vulgar ex views on the suffrage question that gram. Tl!e program then closed with is well developed. We admire your pressions to be used in its columns. they even selected one of the ladies an instrumental duet by Bessie and school spirit. But how strange it is We consider such things as very for the invocation. Louisa Ward. to get an exchange without any ads poor literary taste on the part of the something very unusual. The meeting was called to order by The young ladies certainly are to be editor, as well as the student body as the chairman, Miss Myra Burns, and a whole. It not only reflects on the congratulated for the success of their Kuay, Queen Anne High-We de opened with prayer by Mrs. A. Beers. entertainment; and we hope that we staff, but also on the school. It shows The program then began with a sire your explanation on the subject the lack of training for a wholesome may hear from them again before which you mentioned in your ex selection by the girls' chorus. Next, long. taste for standard literature. Tressa Marsh gave a splendid read change column. After looking over it ing, "Frances E. Willard," by J. D. several times we were unable to make Let us try to show the high stand McCormick, and all who know iiss out what the editor really meant. ard our school holds by our contribu tions to the organ that advertises our Marsh can not doubt that it was ex THE ALEXANDRIAN LITERARY Tolo, City-Comes for · the first school among the schools and col cellen Uy delivered. SOCIETY. time. We like the order of your pa leges of our land. After a beautiful selection, "Sweet per, with all its departments. But and Low," by the ladies' quartette, your i,;tories are a little tame. We are glad to receive the follow came the debate. The question was, The new president of the Alexan ing exchanges: Clarion, Rochester, "Resolved, That the State Should Pro drian Literary Society and the mem Mirror, Sioux Falls, S. D. - Why N. Y.; Lowell, San Francisco, Cal.; vide for Technical as Well as Liberal bers who took part in the last pro have such an odd paper? Are not Intercollegiate Statesman; Bulletin, Education." The affirmative was sup gramme are to be congratulated. It your foreign language students able Spring Arbor Seminary; The Free ported by Misses Bessie Bixby and was the best literary programme of to read English? Some lively school Methodist, and The Vista. Ad die Cook, while Misses Laura Der the year. The debate was not only and class notes would greatly revive ringer and Ethel Ward upheld the instructive but interesting from start your school spirit. negative. The affirmative won easily. to finish. The music was well ren The Trident is always full of life. The next in order was an instru der€d and the girls' Indian club drill But your athletics have crowded out The Editor asked a certain student mental duet by Misses Katherine Wis capped the climax. After the literary your class notes. Don't forget that to compose a couple of lines to be ner and Saidee R ose; and then a the girls who participated in the drill education has a far more reaching ef put on the cover of the paper. Here's splendid reading by Miss Vera Lo entertained a few of their friends. A fect than athletics. baugh. The ladies' quartette fo llowed little spread was given and the boys what he received: these with a fine selection, "Peace, all said that t hey had a lovely time H oughton Star, N. Y., has found its "Easter time has come again, P erfect Peace." especially Dana. I wonder why? way to our desk. Too much of a good We'll eat the product of the hen." 10 11 The Senior class is still in the land After four years of hard study we, of the living. We are striving hard to th_e senior class, are beginning to find out just enough about things to know come up to the standard that the Fac In search of a suitable scene and reminded how feeble and insignificant. that we do not know it all, but still ulty has fixed, viz., ninety per cent. man is compared with them, yet God this does not decrease our desire for inspiration, the Sophomore English in his wisdom gave us dominion over Will we make it? 'rhat's the ques our day of graduation to come. We Class spent a short time on the beach it all. Indeed, it would take an all tion. It looks as though ninety had have seen other classes pass out be near the lighthouse last week. It wise God to create such as this. fore us and go forth into the world, been placed on the top round, but we proved to be a profitable and pleasant Although little heard of, we are seemingly happy, and we wonder ·If are climbing. We're going to show search. \Ve found no gold, nor did fighting hard. These are busy, press we, too, shall be happy. We shall con that one class can graduate with every we expect we should, but some of the ing days. Perhaps some laugh at the tinue to look forward to that day when impressions we received there were thought of a Sophomore being busy, member averaging above 90. we shall pass from this institution of more profitable to us than any metal yet we find very little time for any The officers of the class are as fol learning. We do not intend to stop could be. While standing on the thing but study. lows: there, we will continue to go on and shore and viewing the hills and moun They say "old dog Tray is ever R. E. Cochrane, pres.; R. J. Milton, try to fill the position in the world tains, the great body of water so pow faithful," but how can he be faithful vice-pres.; Tressa Marsh, sec'y and which has been assigned to us to the erful and hazardous at times, we were and be-Tray. treas. best of our ability. R. J . M. JUNIORS The Junior class has been having HEARD AMONG THE JUNIORS. several meetings within the last few weeks to plan for the entertainment The Junior girls in conference (sil of the Seniors. They have also been ence pervading for a long time): saving their cash to use later in the K. W.' "I just can't stand this." spring. The president of the class E. V.: "Stand what?" suggested that each member consider himself a committee of one to plan · E. 0. (interrupting) : "The sil for a suitable place and a pleasant ence?" way to entertain the Seniors, at the K. W.: "No, not that; but I can't annual Junior-Senior picnic. We will stand to see the rest of the girls have try our best to entertain them so that such a better show than we. Just when they leave their Alma Mater think, four girls to one boy." they will be able to take with them E. 0.: "Aw, I don't care." ( ?) pleasant memories of their association L. C.: "That will do for you, but The Freshman class held their semi rows, marshal; and Wold, chaplain. with the Junior class. look at us." annual election recently. They have This seems to be the only class in. The Junior class is well represent F. A.: "We've got to do something." a "right smart" set of officers. Here the school that is the least bit relig ed in the Tennis Club, as over half of D. P.: "Let us make wooden men or they are: ious. We are glad to note that their its members belong to that organiza- rag dolls." John Root, pres-.; Kimbal, vice-pres.; official staff has among its members a tion. EMMA OLSON. MiE>s Lobaugh, sec'y and treas.; Bur- chaplain. Continued on page 16 12 13 On Saturday evening, February popcorn, toasted marshmellows and, 25th, Miss Myra Burns enter tained of course, all laughed and giggled. the College Class at her home. We Miss Burns' sister favored us with a all fully enjoyed the hospitable sup solo. Then we sang a few songs and MAPLEIN~ per that was served early in the even disbanded. We certainly enjoyed the ing. After supper we indulged in an evening greatly, and are very appre interesting game, told stories, popped ciative of Miss Burns' hospitality. A Flavor unexcelled for making a Smacking Good Syrup-Better than ~faple. MISSIONARY NOTES. store for His children, some special meetings have been held. These have ALSO On Sunday evening, March 5, the resulted in great good and the chan Student Volunteer Missionary Band nels are still open for the rivers of For Flavoring Cakes, Can had an especially interesting meet salvation and a tide of missionary dies, Icing, Ice Cream, and, ing. A letter from Miss Peterson, a zeal. E.W. in fact. l\Iapleine can be, and former teacher, now in China, was is, used, the same as Lemon read and appreciated by all. Follow THE MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION. and Vanilla, as a Kitchen ing this came a very instructive talk by Miss Burrows, who gave a brief Last fall a number of the young Boquet for coloring and for history of the missionary work in the men who are preparing for Christian flavoring Soups, Gravies, F. M. Church. work organized a Ministerial Associa ::\Ieats. etc. Missionary sermons and addresses tion. They elected the following offi are so frequent here that they seem al cers: W. F. Cook, president; E. A. Sold by Grocers E'Yerywhere. most like monthly or weekly occur Haslam, vice-president; A. Wold, sec rences, but the pastor recently an retary and treasurer. nouneed that "the annual missionary Owing to the interference of so CRf SCf NT sermon," as required by the discip many things, practically nothing was line, would be preached on Sabbath done until the latter part of January. morning, March 19, by W . F. Mat During the illness of the president, Mr. MANUFACTURING CO. thewson from Japan. The text on this Cook, the vice-president, at the request occasion was Rev. 22: 17. The sermon of a number of the members, called a SEATTLE, WASHINGTON was indeed an inspiration and blessing meeting and the constitution was dis to all present. cussed. On Friday, Feb. 3rd, the presi A revival spirit is indicative of the dent called a meeting and tendered his true missionary spirit, and this has resignation, owing to the necessity of been graciously manifested in the his leaving school. The resignation was Seminary recently. The regular accepted, and E. A. Haslam was elect weekly students' prayer meetings ed to succeed him. have been increasing in power and Fpon accepting his resignation, the blessing, and in order to rec·eive the association unanimously passed a res- "extra blessings" the Lord had in Continued on paie 24 14 Fi DEVELOPING, PRINTING PHOTO SUPPLIES AND ENLARGING Done by expert photographer. If you are think ing of buying a KODAK, let us show you one 318, 324 PIKE STREET WILSON and 104 OCCIDENTAL tion can stand with the population A DARK TRAGEDY. TIGERS, 22 ; ALERTS, 11. On the whole the game was fast, proportion four to one and a fraction thereof. Therefore, be it 1resolved Such was the score of the last clean and snappy. There was a gate, The following is the lineup: that we send a special request with There was a latch, basket ball game played on the Sem strong inducements to the young men inary cour t. It was not a game T igers. Alerts. That led into a mellon-patch; Jones ...... rf...... R. Cochrane of the nation to come and fill the stocked with excellent team work and There were two fine young colored Staggs ...... lf...... Haslam ranks of our fallen comrades." clever passing, but it was one replete The meeting was brought to a close men, with individual brilliancy. There was Root ...... c ...... E. Cochrane by the sudden appearance of the pre Who thought this patch the Lord did practically no team work shown on Parris ...... rg...... Skuzie ceptress. But the girls are in hopes send. either side, as the teams had done no Allen ...... lg...... Milton that the class of 1912 will have equal practicing of late. However, a few Time of halves- fifteen and twenty ity by September. There was a gun, of the old stars played their custom minutes. ary, brilliant game. Referee-Prof. S. M. Zeller. There were two triggers; The basket throwing of Jones and Miss Bixby (at the debate)- We Two loud reports, Staggs won the game for the T igers. HEARD AMONG THE JUNIORS need our men! And two dead 1;.iggers. - Ex. T hey were the whole show on their Continued from page 12 team. Root, the new center for the E . H.: "You've got it. Let us all Tigers, showed up well against Coch make one apiece." rane; but their guards were inclined E. 0.: "That will never do; I want to be pretty rough, and as a result the real thing." PIPER AND T APT made quite a number of fouls, five of K. W.: "I want something to call Incorporated which were converted into points by me 'girlie.'" the Alerts. Chairman: "Let us hear the com T he Alerts put up a poor game; but mittee on resolutions report." OLDEST AND LARGEST this was owing to the fact that the The resolutions : "Be it resolved most of the players had had no prac that the present Junior class has four SPORTING GOODS HOUSE tice for the last three months. Still girls and a fraction thereof for every IN THE NORTHWEST they played a clean game, and made boy. but three fo uls. "Be it further resolved that no na- EXCLUSIVE AGENTS FOB D. R. Watson, Mgr. F . J. Watson. EXCELSIOR AND YALE MOTORCYCLES Fremont and Ross Transfer Co. "MON OHON " CANOES AND BOATS " DUX BAK" AND " KAMP-IT " CLOTHING • FUR NITUR E AND PIANO MOV IN G Bagg age Called for a nd Delivered Good Storage :a.oom "We Never Sleep." Office 3500 Fremont Ave. Green 675. Residence, Xorth 607. North 219. THIRD AND MAR.ION WE ABE GIVING AWAY TWO AUTOMOBILES. PEABSALL'S CA.FETED.IA PEABSALL' S CAFETERIA FOB TB:E HUNGRY 16 17 • STUDENTS need a good Eye-Specialist, to overcome Muscular Eye Trouble, Headache, B l ur red V ision, ln fl~med / Eyes, Nervousness, Dizziness, Etc., I have many Seminary I Students as Patients. Ask The Boys ! Glad to consu lt you. J. W. EDMUNDS, Oph. D. 701-3 Leary Bldg., 2nd and Madison Phones: Main 2174; 1378 First Party-It's awful to be with K. W.: "Look out, Emma, the ball out a beau, isn't it? will hit you stretching your head out Miss Vandervine-Yes, I feel like a the window while the boys are balling ship without a rudder. so near by." E. T. (senior), seriously: "Be care When the donkey saw the zebra Miss Ward-"They're going to stop Prof. Burns (in English class)-Miss ful, boys; don't knock the ball He began to switch his tail. all the street cars tonight." Emma, did you learn the Beautitudes? through the second story window." Miss Vanderveen-"Why?" Miss E.-No, I forgot. "Well, I never," was his comment, "Here's a mule that's been in jail." Miss W.-"Oh, just to let the peo Prof. B.-Your forgetter is pretty THE JUNIOR BOYS. ple off." well greased, isn't it? -Ex. One day the editor was sitting at Wyler (weeping): "Watkins, you and me are the hope of the white Miss Dull-"Have you heard the the desk pounding away on the type race." story of the peacock?" Miss M (in English class)-Mr. writer. Suddenly the head of a little Effie V.- "No; what is it?" Scott, you may read your composition. fellow popped in the door and ejacu Watkins: "How's that?" Miss D.-Oh, it's a beautiful tale." Scott-I can't. lated: "Say, mister, are you printing Wyler (still weeping): "All the rest Miss M.-Why? the next Cascade?" are girls." Prof. Burns (in civics class)- Elvis, Scott-Oh, I can't read my own on which side of a case is the plain speaking. NEW, NEAT, AND NIFTY tiff? Elvis-On the side of the feller that Teacher-To what besides a room gets killed. may the word "chilly" be applied? lD Spring Footwear Miss Dull-Chilly (chili) sauce. Trousdale-In our hands lies the For Young Men and Maidens. future of the nation. Popular Prices. Prof. Stilwell (after warning the Hattie Eggert-Don't smile, Trous, girls not to go bareheaded in damp or you'll crack your face. weather)-But I suppose that most of you have more head covering than I. Raymond fil. Hoyt The other day the Senior class were discussing Burk's speech on concilia Geo. S.-I have an old pair of worn 1406 Third, between Union and Pike tion. (Did Miss M. get rattled???) out socks; what shall I do with them? The cheapest place to buy good shoes Miss M.- Miss Burk, what is your Zeller-Give them to the poor. opinion? Staggs-All right, help yourself. Sunset ::-\orth 28 Ind. Red 58 McMULLEN & CO., Inc. ''Take it to Evans '' Dealers in DEVE LOPING, 10c A ROLL WELLINGTON RENTON CARBONADO NEW CASTLE PRINTING AT CUT RATES ROSLY N CARBONADO FURNACE Makers of Emblems, Pennants and Pillows D r y F o rest Wood 12 or 16 In. Lengths EVAN'S Photo and Art Shop 715 Third Ave. Office a nd Bunkers, 460 Ewi ng St. Res. Phones: V\'hite 460, Green 472. Xear R. R. Depot, Fremont YOU' LL FIND YOUR FRIENDS AT PEARSALL' S CAFETERIA 18 OUR COOKING IS REALLY HOME COOKING. PEARSALL' S CAFETERIA. 19 H . J. PROBSTFBLDT J_ BARNHART 3300 Third Ave. W. 3330 Third Ave. W. Ind. A 7 576. Q. A. 241 Ind. 7090. Q. A. 97 Freddie Scott, standing on the Nick -erson Ave. regrade with several of her classmates: "What railroad is this?" H. J. PROBSTFELDT & CO. REAL ESTATE , INSURANCE, LOANS, RENTALS, NOTARY WORK (Pointing to the regrade track.) Kathrine: "Why, didn't you hear of FoR RENT-4-room cottage n ear S eminary at $8.00 p er month. the Chicago, Milwaukee and Puget 6-room house n ear S emina ry a t $10.00 per month. Bound railroad that's under construc FoR SALE-2 lots in B allard, 500.00. T erms_ tion?" F. S. : " Oh, yes, but I thought that A lot and two cottages n ear Seminary, $2100.00, $ 100.00 was downtown." cash. · Easy t erms. "Two Irishmen once went to war. A TRUE STORY. "The n ews has been thrilling, I say,'' In the first battle they fled to the (Dedicated to Riley.) he then said. rear. The captain soon found them boarded a steamer one night on the "Don't want it," and still I reposed. and reproached them thus: Young Allen did a naughty thing; Sound, "You ar e big cowards." Also the Class-bells wouldn't ring, And sat m yself down on a seat, "Well, look at the pictures," again he "Well, Oi'd r ather be a loive cow So Prof., to punish him severe, Then in came a girl with a babe in went on ; ard for five minutes than a corpse the Just took the Culprit by the ear, her arms; "Oh, no, I don't want to, you see." Her looks, well, they could have And then I just thought 'twas all over, Test o' m' loife," retorted Mike. And made 'im make 'em ring. been beat. but no, "Well, show them to baby," said he. She sat down beside me quite calm and at ease, DON'T FORGET THE And things they were going quite grand, RILEY PROGRAM When in came the newsboy with pa pers to sell; MONDAY H e saw m e and made his demand. APRIL 3, 1911 . " Newspaper," said he, holding one in At Seminary Assembly Hall his hand. by "Don't read 'em,' said I, quite un M rs. Sau nderson's Elocution Class composed. BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS ENGRAVERS, PRINTERS 616-620 First Avenue, Seattle A Freshman's C onception of Ichabo d Crane PATRONIZE OUR ADVERT ISERS AND MENTION " CASCADE." STUDENTS LIKE PEARSALL'$ CAFETERIA 20 21 THAT SIXTH RULE tures, and I hope with as great profit Continued from. p1ge 5 as mine have been to you.'' The school passed swiftly by and Freshie (in trouble)-"VVhat would "You gave him such an awful im "I'll go with you now," said Grace, the lessons that Grace learned from you do if you were in my shoes?" pression of Miss Bennet. She has drying her eyes with a bit of cambric the sixth rule lectures she began to Senior-"Get a shine."- Ex. Qeen so kind to you, my dear, and and lace, and slipping her arm around prize very highly, for more reasons given you every privilege that was Helen's waist, they entered the parlor than one. possible in your position, and when together. Many years have gone by and those you make slighting remarks about her Lynn & Co. Studio We will not enter with them into lessons have never been forgotten. In r am reminded of another sixth rule, 717 Second Avenue their sanctum, but suffice after a fact, Grace has daily reminders of her or really a part of the same one." short, pleasant visit Herbert returned long-loved lecturer, for she now loves "VVhat, the 'thou shalt not kill one'?"' to his home in Rockland. the same heart who used to be so ·'That's it, Grace," she said, laying precious to Helen and the two can her head on the pillow beside her. never cease sounding the praises of "Oh, I know what it is. Let me that Sixth Rule Instructor of the Crys tell you this time. Thou shalt not kill tal Lake Academy. another's reputation." FOR FINE PORTRAITS "Yes, dear, you will remember what Shakespeare says about it if I tell you, An attendant at a Kansas institute won't you?" fo r the deaf and dumb was undergo "I know what it is, Helen; you had ing a pointless rapid-fire inquisition at it marked in your book that I used the hands of a female visitor. last semester a,nd I learned it so I "But bow do you summon these would always remember. Let's see, poor mutes to church?" she asked 'But he that filches from me my good finally, with what was meant to be a name, pitying glance at the inmates near by. SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS Robs me of that which not enriches "By ringing the dumb bell~, him PHOTOGRAPHERS madam," retorted the exasper ated at And makes me poor indeed.' " to the Class of 1910 tendant-Ex. "You are learning fast; very soon you will be giving my identical lee- First Class Webster &Stevens Easler SHOE REPAIRING Con11nercial -at- 3520 Fremont Ave., Cor. Kilbourne Photograph~rs _ The daJ; after Easter we All Work We take Anything - Any will be ready lo se rl>e the Time-Anywhere public at our f ountain GU.A R.ANTEED PHINNEY'S STUDIO Amateur Finishing Bron1ide Enlarging, Copying WASHINGTON BUILDING Phii!p Messner, Prop. Lantern Slides 705 First Ave. Repai ring While You Wait . Seattle, Wash. 436 Arca de Annex, Seattle, Wash. Fremont Drug Co. Phones There w£re two boys too l a zy to work. " There a re three 2's in this sentence." l\Iain 374 3 Independent 3891 A Prize at Pea rsall's Cafeteria for second sentence properly written. 22 ALWAYS MENTION " CASCADE" TO ADVERTISERS. 23 Ind. 7090. Sunset, Q. A. 97 Phone Ind. 476 Sunset Main 476 Notary Public Real Estate Loans THE MILO A~ · ROOT RUEBEN D. HILL LAWYEB NEW YORK Attorney at Law Collections Insurance 911 Lowman Blog. Phone Queen Anne 554 THE 3501 Third Ave. West LAUNDRY Seattle, Wash. Seattle ROSS 1'\ARCHE 612 Ewing St. FREMONT M. M. MARSTON SOUVENIR General T earn-work, Express, and Garden Fertilizer POST CARDS General to Order--of your room, friends, Ind. A7574 3007 FOURTH AVE. W . class, outing party, or anything you Queen Anne 7574 Merchandise wish. THE MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION I 5 cents each Coetinued from page 14 3330 Third Ave. West SKUZIB olution extending to Mr. Cook their Anchor Shoe Co. thanks for his services and wish for FRANK FELDER, Prop. his speedy recovery. Repairing Nearly Done While You Wait 3406 Fremont A venue SEATTLE, WA.SB. At this meeting the constitution was 263 Florentia St. Seattle, Wash. adopted. R. L. WOODMAN W ATCHMA:S:EB AND .TEWELE& The association will hold regular Eye Glasses Duplicated and Prescriptions Filled. weekly meetings on Wednesday even MEN'S Clocks Called For and Delivered ings at six-thirty o'clock. At these ALL xmDS OF .TEWELBY MADE AND &EPAI&lilD meetings a short program will be FURNISHING given. We shall also try to procure some ministers to address the mem GOODS bers. We intend to do all that we can to improve our talents along these THE SEATTLE ·SEMINARY lines and prepare ourselves for the work that is before us. C. J. McCutchin A Protestant Co-Educational Institution of High Academic Grade. A boy who had been brought up in 3419 Fremont Ave. Eighteen years under same management. the country was now working in the city in a store. A lady came in and A day and boarding school. • asked for some bird seed. DR. J. N. PRATHER Strong faculty of 14 competent, up-to-date instructors. Dentist "Oh, you can't fool me! Birds grow 301-303 Oriental Block College preparatory work a specialty. from eggs, not seeds," replied the boy. Opp. Butler Hotel Complete courses in music and elocution. -Ex. Phones: Main 3332 SEATTLE Ind. 3092 Modern methods in domestic science. A beautiful campus of 8 acres and 4 well equipped bulldlngs. Phone, Independent 1805 I PORTRAITS, VIEWS Best moral and social influences. THE No better nor safer place can be found for your boy or girl. Students received at any time of the year. HAMIL TON STUDIO No student accepted without satisfactory references. Rooms 675-680 Colman Building For catalogue and particulars, write Alexander Beers, President, 811 First Avenue SEATTLE, WASH. Box 225, Seattle, Washington. Phone Ind. 7363. DO YOtJ PATBONIZE OtJB ADVEBTISEBS? WHY NOT? 24 A VISIT TO THIS SCHOOL WILL SURPRISE AND PLEASE YOU l A GOOD, BIG RELIABLE SCHOOL Williamson ·Haffner Engraving Co. ENGRAVERS TO THEIR AMERICAN MAJESTIES THE AMERICAN STUDENT A Specialty Made of School Annuals and Regular Publicatlons DENVER COLORADO Queen Anne 1047 Phones Independent A 7304 CARL SIGNOR Wholesale Flour, Hay, Grain and Feed SPECIAL RATES IN CARLOADS Fremont Sta.tion Seattle, Washington