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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Activities at CORE Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Guardian Student Newspaper by an authorized administrator of CORE Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. " Twenty years serving the students of Wright State University " Numoer 31. Volume XXI Wednesday, October 31. 1984 New parking lot ahead of schedule
By A MUID SHAFI The Miami Valley Regional Trami1 Auoci,11wrller Aulhority, "hich rum the Daylo n Con,1rm:tion of Wright Sta1c's b~sed RTA bmes to campm fro m newest parking 101 ic; ahead of d O\~ntown has mo nitored their rider schedule. ship, and round no !i1gnificant decrease W cc;1 Loi, the new general parking from la'il fo ll in the number of s1udcn1s IOI located near the Univcrsiry apart · using the bm, ~e r \ ice. menis. lrns been designed 10 ac This has led A1wa1er 10 auributc the cornodme 859 \'Chicles. greaicr amount o f cars on campus to The new Jot was o riginall y expccred a rt.-duc1ion in the number o f car pools. to provide enough parking to eliminate the need for the sh uulc to lower 'C' Because of rite increased need for Lo t. which costs the university over parking s paces, he said plans 10 use $40,000 a year to provide shu11lc bus lower ·c· IOI for wa rehou~ing univer service to Milieu H all. si1y \'Chicles and o ther large items and H o" e'er, Vice P resid ent for cquipmc111 will be pu1 on hold. Facilitic:"I and General Cf\ ices David " The shuu le v•. iJI continue 10 run at Atwater said the lo wer 101 has been least through 1hc end of this q uaner. · · continually filled to capacity. even A l\l+ ater suid. though 'itucknt cnrollmcnl this quarter The need for 1he shuttle will be is up o nly slightly. rccvalumcd during wimcr quar1cr . Atwater esrim 11) ~ l :\ RY WEA\'ER talk ir o ur. not fight it out .. 10 save the New~ EdilOr human race and no1 the nuclear race." Rewrend J esse Jackson campaign J ackson said, as the cheering crowd ed in Clevclanc.J. Columbus a nd Cin~ gave a standing ovation. ci 11 11a1i 'londay o n beha lf of In his final remarks. j ..i. .. r.son, whose Democratic candiclaic Walter Rainbow Coalitio n has been in M ondale. strumental in many voter regislration Arriving at Cincinnati's Xa vier d rives, urged all women, blacks. and Univcrc;ity nearly an hour la1c, Jackson H ispanics to vorc in Tuesday's lost no time in a11acking President elccrion. New party created out Reagan ·~ policie:"I . When lt euf.t~lll fir ~ t took o ffice, we In Columbus, Jackson rold 2000 bragged about his init iarive and the Democraric loyalists to pay no heed to of dissatisfaction direction in which thL' country was polls 1hat say Mondale can't win. He headed, Jackso n 1old the aud ience o f prcdic1ed a rcrord turnout by blacks " The National Unity Pany, c haired race this past April, Andcr!>Oll said lhat J()(X) "ilU(klll'i, but "all we really know and Hispanics, and said 1ha1 1hc large by John Anderson, is seeking students the Rep'Jblican party is the ''party by for certain four years laicr is the poor 1urno u1 could help dcfc.11 Reagan. interested in establishing chapters of the rich, for the rit-h" and !hat rhc a rc more likely 10 be \Wrving. Students for National Unity on cam Democrars arc rrying to "reassemble "One out of four Americans is puses 1hroughout the Uni1ed States," coalitions 50 years o ld." hungry or ma lr10uri-..hed," Jackson Elsewhere said Bart Edes, director of thr party's In a 1982 poll, 55 percenl or a ll in· explained. Organization and O utreach p'"ogram. dependents fa\'ored creation o r ;:11hircl Jad.~on al1io t'ritici1cd Reagan'i; l'ohsh -.1at(· 1ck\ ision ~J ) ' th.u di\ cl\ ha\c ''Polling data from The Washingto n pany. suppo ri o f \ L"hool prayer and 1uitio n ft'\:0\('f('d the bod) or lr.11Jn.1ppc.'t! pro-!>ohda1il) P ost proves tha 1 a lmos1 SO percent of "\Ve atlCITipl tO !> peak Oil behalf o r tax credir., for paroc.·hial '><.'hool C'duca· prrl"t Jcrl) Po piclt1,l lr. o from ::r. rl·,cnt,ir in north lCnu al Pol::r.nd the American people share our belief independl'llt\, for tl10c;e who have no lio n as an infnn~cmenr of the conslitu I he outsrolr. en pue.. 1 haJ ha:u mt~'· ·• 1!1r that to best promote poli tical reform rl'3SOl1 10 \'Ole, ;ind for those tired of tio nally gu ara~n ._.cpara tion o f ced 11 da)1.;1hrre lU~pC\:t\ arr being held 111 hi\ Jb· we must construe! a strong new pany casti ng their ballots for 1he lesser o f c: hurch and "ilale. lfllllinn I hl' Poh\h 1111c1101 1m111~tr} ,,11d o f the political cemer,'' Edes said. 1wo evilo;;, " Edes s aid. "~1) rdi),!io n o hligah'' me to feed }c,1crd.1)" lha1 1hl· lr.nJ1ta11p1 ' .l,: Illa) t>c par! lll In Nonmber 1981, 49 percent of the "One of the pany 's prim;.ir } the IH111l! n a nd clothe the poor.· ' a ~1dc: l'On\pirac\ respondent s in a Washington Post focuses," said And 111, in a n inter· I oti.:k 1..011 ~aid. · · 11 dcx.·., 1101 obliga1e rnc.: \ .tcr l \j,Cl da· :he (H'I (II/ \llflt,lc ABC News poll said that they f;l\orcd ' ic" wi1h American Po litics. ''"ill be hJ 1mpO'>l' m) rcligiOU'I \ iL'W\ Oil nw,,-:l•ni; m <.il"llt'\a h.a• ll'Jd1cd .:rn a~rccmc111 creation of a third major pa rty. In rcmO\al of legal road blod, crc1.: Jll\llJIC 1cd c:J...L"." on ,h.1ri11f .1 lc!llflt.UJr) pruJu.:1wn l·u1 1•f 1. < January 1984, O\ ·:r 40 percent again O\ Cr thL' year' b} the ''' 0 partie'i 10 I ht .·ounlr} , undL·r Hcagan. h1.t' 1111111011 h.urd' 1 JJ\ lk1.11I' of lhl· mt' , ~ said they would !iupport establishment ma ke ., ure 1hcy ket:p the field to lllll' ··incrca1.,ingl\ mtlrL' i\olarcd. ·· 111.111 \I. Ill 'l)\lfl i'C 1JJl• I 1hl1, o f a 1hird pany. 1hemselvc-;." J.1d,on ...1id Rcugan'., rnilitaq T he Post-ABC News I 'rcrnkni t C LEVELAND (CPS)- -For the price of thanks 10 •111 uncxp<.'clcd six perL·cni place 10 li ve. Local and state agencil'S ··T urninJ.! a sludenl away . .. pet·ial a regular, on-campus dorm room. enrollment iru.:n:asc. arc still 1rying to shelter them. ly ar state schools, is a crim..:, ·· he said. J ohn Carroll University !.cnior Norm Because 1h cy·vc been ~uccc'>sful in ;\ shorluj!C' of off-<:ampus as well a .. "For a Sllldl'nl, a triple room is better Kotoch and 65 other s1udcnts live in a rccrunmg new !'ltudents. and bet«mse o n -c;1111pu ~ housing is making a bad than no room.·· luxury hotel off-campus, whrrc they more s1udcnt.s arc op1ing to live on situation wo rse. officials repon. None of i1. hOwevcr. was supposed enjoy private washrooms. cable televi campus this fall, many schools arc suf Universi1y of Wisconsin-Madi'>on to happen. sion, refrigera1ors, maid service. and fering dorm 100111 shortages, rcpor1ecl offici 0 LEADERSHIP ../).. ____ ..,o MISSION EXPERIENCE i- b CONTROL. '84 November 9-11, 1984 Camp Kern Near Lebanon. Ohio Yo u' ll explore How Groups Work . Sur>'i ,.ing in lhe WSU Si·slem . Using Power and Control Preventing/ D<'feating Aputhi . Integrating Nen Members . Leadership S1i los 1:r,\/ kl -.l. 1lot';..;/ ~ \,m .,,fu J..tJ." J ~ ,,.,, .. ,. ,,.,.,,,.,,,~,,1 ~ . When lo Use Humor and Olhcr Tel'hinques V" ~ut our low prices! Buy on Layaway! AJ ply by Novemb -?Allllele~Oullel er l 11d to S111de111 Develop- me111 (Ill Allyn) ~ Washington Square Northwes t Plaza S20 fee i11c/11des food 6121 Far Hills 3231 West Slebe nthaler 435·8686 278·7430 limited Scholarsllipl A i•a;:_able Oc1ober 31. 1984 The Daity Guardian 3 Music overshadows Give My Regards simple plot 9y OAHIEL WEBB o ver by Rathburn Enterprises. SPtdll W1i11t The most that happens in this film / In a recent interview o n [\1TV, Paul is [\lcCartney and friends silting [\lcCartney, writer and siar of Give My around re-recording old Beatles and Regards 10 Broadstreet stated. "I \Vings song". with a ft:w new om~'t by wrote up the scrip!. and no one would ~1cCanncy. There arc only occa'iional even consider it.·· brea ks in lhc scnsclco;s video fil m You should have taken the hint. making and rc,ording to remind us McCa rtney! No one should ever have 1ha1 thcrc is a mys1 ery to be solved. So considered seeing it. II wasn't even much for the plo1. worth the free passes WTUE handed McCnnney. howr~· er. docs the usual out for the sneak preview T hursday grcai job of performing his songs; nigh1. Starr. who (like f\lcCartncy) plays T he plot, if you can call it that, i s himself, is fantastic on drumc; ; and simple. Ex.con Harry (Ian Hastings) i ~ Bach (Starr' s wife) does her usual great given the master tape of McCartney's job standing in front of the camera new album. It is his task 10 deliver it looking gorgeous. Even though she is to the record company. labeled as a journalis1 in the credits. He disappt"llrs, however, along with she has no real funcrion in the movie the tape. Everyone thinks Harry has whatsoever. stolen it, even McCartney, who has It is the same with McCanncy's llltClrlnty In " GM my Rtprd1 lo lrtfd SttMI: •• daydreams about Harry's wild wife, Linda. You have to watch close adventures. ly to realize she is in 1he band. to reviewer), Broadstreet seems to be and a half worth of music, and ten McCartney, Ringo Starr, Linda No one docs much talking in nothing more than an out of control minutes worth of McCartney in his McCar1ney, and Barbara Bach go Broadstreet, especially not to McCart rock video. There arc too many long souped-up car. about the day as if nothing has gone ney, who is too busy singing, recording and boring camera shots, too many There are a few (make that very few) wrong, even though they have been and driving his car like a crazed b reaks for songs, and 100 little story. good things in Broadstreet. The humor given until midnight to locate the tape. maniac. The basic time spent with this film is well done, with classic lines like: or their musical empire will be taken Direcied bi· Peter Webb (no relation is I 0 minutes worth of story, an hour "Can we get some heat in here, or are we practicing to be Canadians? " One of the few good sections of the Energetic Del Fuegos return home movie--which is too drawn out--is in one o f McCartney's many daydreamS. 8Y PETE $Pfl1GGS tions as Billboard, The Los Angeles other labels. but Slash was really wha t This one is to the tune of "Eleanor Gu1utilnRnllwe1 Herald Examiner, and Cashbox. we wa nted. They take their job that Rigby"' and takes place in an Oliver The Del Fuegos' music hints of the much more serious(ly), and there's Twist/ Chapel Street style Victorian The Del Fuegos call Dayton home, blues, rockabilly. and cou111ry and more of a chance that Warner England. even though all four members of the western innucncc::., or. as Zanes .si mp Oro1hcrs. or :lny other major label. U nfonunately, his not enough to rock quartet arc from New England. ly put it, "rock and roll." could pick us up." save this confused, action less nick. "When we drove from Boston to "'Our music is a long the same lines Give my Regards to Broadstreet should LA to record our album, we got into as, say, the Rolling Stones. Bruce The result of the Slash-Del Fuegos not have been regarded for anything. an accident and totalled our van near Springsteen, and of course, Tom Pe1- marriage is The Longest Day, which is Take my advice: buy the soundtrack Dayton," explained \Varren Zanes, 1y," whom Zanes describes as the SHJll~ sh album and skip the movie. guitarist for the band. "\Ve spent the band's major influence. night and bought our new van there. The Del Fuegos are currently the So, in a way, it's our 'home,''' he pride of Slash Records. the indepen laughed. dent record label in Los Angeles rhat This Thursday, the Del Fuegos will launched such acts as X and T-Bone IMMIGRATION be coming to Dayton on their own free Burneue. LAW will, making an appearance at Gilly's 1 'Slash had been listening to us for nightclub. a while," said Zanes, ''mainly because The band has been received with Dave Alvin of the Blasters (another Fuad Nasrallah nearly perfect reviews nationwide. Slash product) was pulling a good Both their debut LP The Longest Day word back to the label when we were 3rd National B uilding and their live shows have copped the Blasters' opening act. favorable write-ups from such publica- " \Ve could have taken offers from 32 N. Main Street, Suite 849 Dayton, Ohio 45402 224-8200 (See l'ellow Pages 50-51.) If you are 18 to 30 years of age in good health and want to participate in a scientific research project that will tell you your body fat content for a compensation of twenty dollars. Please call An ne or Cheryl collect in Yellow Springs at the Division of Human Biology, Department of Pediatrics, WSU-SDM , 767-7324 for more information. TMDttFu19os 4 The Daily Guardian Oc1obcr J I. 1984 Views The Daily Guardian M atJoric Knuuon. Editor DrC°"' l>ixon, A»Od1m· Editor Sun Cant).. Manai.:m.11 I (.•rnr M ~I')' Wn\·rr ...... , ..NC"Voi. Edi!m Louise Fhh...... l'ho10 l:duor SCl •ll Uurl...... Sport i. Edno• John C John\l.J11 ..1 \ 1h. M 1n11u·r Kr ! trn Huff..•.• . .l·tawrts EdllOI' Miry N~ . ...Uu•tn ffi ManaBC'r S1,'f'hm CooLEnltfl;linmC'Tll FdnOf Robin Jo Ro\L. ... P1od. Managrr Ed 1-knnmgn and Gtn) l'~raL ...... Ad 11sn~ Letters To the Editor: A ftcr reading The Daily Guardian's interview with the WSU chicken in its Oct. 24 issue we would like to make the following comments. The chicken is right: The Quad is a pretty boring place on a prelly boring college campus. In fact, this school has the most apathetic student body o f any school I've ever seen. Students here do a l ot of complaining about parking, beer sales, rnilion hikes (can one be far ofr!), and whatever, but they never want to take In regards to Friday's article in the Guardian con sponsored by an organization on campus. It is 1he any aclion. If you think the school administration cerning Beta Phi Omega's ''Request for Profit no t largest event sponsored by a non-subsidized needs tp be made more aware of a problem. like Loss": organization. We feel that everyone should have the parking for example, why not take some ac1ion? Whoever wrote the article must not have been a oppo rtunity to attend this evq a. This is why we In this case I think a mass park-in on the Quad business major nor ever have organized an event have not raised o ur ticket prices over the last three would be an excellent idea. o f this s ize. To say that your break-even point is years. I've ~en students at other schools stage protests, always when your sales re'ach 80 percent is absurd. The Pumpkin Hunt is not only a good advenise marches, sit-ins, and even riots in order to make This percentage will vary depending upon 1he type ment for Beta Phi Omega, it is also good for Wright a point. I challenge the student body to get off their of product being marketed. State Universily. The Hunt is well known 1hrough seats and take such action when faced with any new, Beta Phi Omega did not project a loss of $22.34. out Ohio. Colleges in aucndancc this year were seemingly fascisl, bureaucratic policies. T he projected loss '"''as $122.34+. The main dir O hio State, Dowling Green, University or Dayton, Let's make a name for Wright State and break ference between the two figures arc the" I" and 1hc Miami, and Wilmington. Eighty percent of the l.IP the mono tony around here. Wouldn't a small, plus sign, and in business 1ha1 's one heck of a dif ticke1s were bought by Wright Slate students. peaceful riot be a nice c hange of pace? ference! \Vhcn determining the price of a ticket , Whether my request is to be considered greed or most costs can only be cs1ima1ed. (Example: rain not should be decided by the st udents who attend Michael Bohler Mark Eimer increases you r costs). ed this evcn1 , 1101 by the Guardian. Systems Engineering Bio-medical Engineering T he Pumpkin Hunt is the fourth largest event Jo nathan Jones Senior, Acco unting Some faculty endorsements Chairer of the Pumpkin Hunt Committee Vice-chairer of Finance, Inter Club Council Consider: 3. The Reagan administration has continued to support 1he government of El Salvador, sponsor of The articles in the October 25 and 26 Guaro1an A. On the domestic scene. death squads against its own people. II has concerning Bera Phi Omega's dealings with the hypocritically justified this support by ignoring Budget Board showed a very opinionatd and I. Four years ago Ronald Reagan campaigned on massive evidence of continuing violations of human distorted view of what really occcured. rights by that government. a platform calling for fiscal responsibility and a The Pumpkin Hunt has grown from a "frater balanced budget in three years. Instead of fiscal \Ve, the undersigned, are convinced that our nation nity only" event in someone's garage 17 years ago responsibility, we have been saddled with the ~s not better off than four years ago, and urge o ur to the biggest event on campus, with the exception greatest budget deficit in our_history-two and three rellow citizens to vote for a c hange of administra- of the Dazes. It is considered by most ad times greater each year than the average annual tion by electing the Mondale-Ferraro ticket. ministrators to be a \Vright State tradition. We deficit during the Carter-Mondale administratio n. realize with such an event comes responsibility--and Under Reagan our nation debt h~ soared to a stag Lawrence Cross, Sociology expenses. gering one trillion-plus dollars Reed M. Smith, Political Science Whoever wrote the Oct. 26 article and stated that (SI ,000,000,000,000). No rman Cary, English the Barmes were greedy to seek a profit simply docs Rubin Ba1tino, Chemistry not undcrs1and that a fraternity has many o ther 2. The Reagan deficits occured while rederal pro Willis Stoesz, Religion events 1ha1 do in fact require revenue from ~rams for the poor and for education were being Emilie Cannnon, Modern Languages something. So what's the problem? To hold an slashed. Greg Clark, Religion (graduate) event to lose money or to s imply break even is 3. The swollen military budgets under Reagan Nicholas Piediscalzi, Religion ridiculous. No group on campus docs such a thing have led to both the record deficits and fueled the Martin Seiger, Bio. Sciences -I don't care what 1hey tell you ... truly tragic arms race. Rudy Fichtenkemp, Economics Why not simply raise ticket prices, as was men- Har\'ey M. Wachtel, History 1ioned in the article? By doing this we fdt that ii B. On the international scene. Ellis Harsham, Campus Ministry would be going against a guideline SCI by the Budget Terry Kemper, Campus Minis1er Board to make the event open to all s1Udents. By 1. TI1e Reagan foreign pol;-c y has been a disas1er. Charles Berry, History raising 1icket prices we felt 1his wo uld be unf.iir to Jn stark contrast 10 the Camp Da\'id accord bet ween Gordon Weil)', Sociology many stude111s. Egypt and Israel reached during the Carter-Mondale Bel lognar, Social Work administration, under Reagan hundreds or Henry Limouze, English David Krueger American lives have been lost in Lebanon, and our Ruth King. Educa1ion Presiden1, Beta Phi Omega prestige and influence there ha\•e sunk to a new low. David A. Hurwitz, Developmentu CducJ1ion 2. Our military forces invaded Grenada, a David Orenstein, SocioJ, , [Jitor's note: The Octoba 26 "..tmde'" "as :ln member or the Bri1ish Commonwealth, with no Philip R. Engle, Social n~ ~· editorial. an expression of the opinion held by th~ declaration of war, and our forces continue 10 oc Mary Ellen Mazey, Geo!: ' majority or 1he editorial board, and was printed a~ cupy that island nation. William Rickert, Comrnunica11u11:, such 0 11 1hc "Views" page. l October J 1, 1984 The Daily Guardian 5 Halloween tales of terror The pounding ceases when the knocking stops By !CRISTEN HUFF convince me lhat all of them were " Just 1ha1," he said .. You inhale ... exhale ... in hale .. ex FHh11uEdllor unreal. hale .. inhale. exhale. inhale exhale in · all the oxygen "Can you dream sounds?" he ask There's an incessan1 pounding com· halccxhalc. " Where has gone?" You clutch at your throa1 and ed me as he wrung his hands, one open "Good, I was scared." ing from 1he first noor. It reverberates no1 knowi ng which sensa1io n i\ palm rotating in the other. ''What wa!) the sound?" I asked him in 1he air. It mako:s 1hc floorboards ears "Of course you can," I responded out of curiosity. shake, until it erupls through them 10 more urgenl. The knock sounds o n your door reassuringly, although I was not quite "You really don't wan1 to know." run her cloud 1he shades or gray which now. You can sec its black shadow certain myself. I had "dreamed" " Yes, I really do. What can be so have already swallowed up the bed. lhrough the crack between the noises before, but even logic could not frightening in your imagination? " You thrust your feet to the floor. slither Your feet don'1 go. They're attached door and hardwood boards. It is long, to mere paper streamers which only a nd i1s cold form reaches out to caress Forgetting the rent begins life of terror blow to and fro in sync with your your race. thoughts, like the ones hanging from Your mind is spinning so frantical ly DREW DIXON 1he usual "come in, it's open." the caves at last night's party. Did so ly. you lurch out in all directions try Auod.ltt EdMor Ever since I moved away from home When I walked in, I said to them, meone follow you home? ing to defend yourself, but the bang what kind of ser with every into my own apartment I never •'You would nor believe "Who's making the banging and ing gets louder and clo I even thought it would lead me to where I am day I've been having." Before where does it originate?" you try to renewed effort. There is no escape. they began 10 by the thing that now. finished my stalement think. Perhaps it's a burglar, but You will be consumed had waited so patiently for Let me start fro~ the beginning ... laugh at me. burglars don't habitually knock. up till now ut as a soft chuckle which ting to be Jet in. I chose Wright State to pursue my It started o Maybe a patient or the doctor whose you, knocking and wai quickly grew in10 an ear-shattering as the black curtains b<&in to h igher education for two reasons. It office is downstairs has an emergency Just guffaw. re your eyes, the door swings offered me what I wamed education and hopes his religious drumming will fa ll befo I stood there in the alcove of their The knocking stops. The poun wise and offered more than adequate rouse a soundly sleeping doctor who open. 0 t the hell is ceased for good. living arrangements. house crying out, Wha lives five miles away. ding of your heart has everyone laughing a1?!" r be disturbed You sec, my grandparents own the The pounding steadily increases its Your sleep will neve heartily! guest. Death apartment I live in. I agreed to pay rem They just kept on laughing intensity, and its focus comes closer to again by this unwelcome I noliced the sunbeams on who don't invite when I moved in, but my payments Just 1hen the tiny, cluuered room full or moon comes to even those from it. haven't always been on time (when and the noor which were streaming made images. window in the door directly if I pay them at all). the view dow cast l love my apartment and wouldn't behind me. I noticed a sha ... ! knew so trade it for just about anything, but across streams or light me. 1'v c always felt guilty about not mak meone was behind Ronco offers a new view of horror about swiftly in a 180 degree ing the rent payments on iime. I spun or what it was. When I try to visil my grandparents turn to sec who it was l was stunned. I By SCOTT UUEL regularly, not only to make up for the I saw who As you enter the house through the anage 10 say anything. StalfWrittr guilt, but because I truly do love my couldn't m front screen door, you run your hand g in front or the door was a grandparents and visiting them does Standin H as anyone ever asked how much in the mailbox. Aagghh! The DP&L and a black enlighten me. They always treat me man with a black top hat you'd charge to haunt a house? Well, bill tumbles out. His face was long and well, even though I'm not always overcoat. the going rate at the haunted houses You proceed cautiously through the had a tint of pale blue. capable or returning monetary withered and that pop up around the area every living room until, aarrgghh! a cable His eyes were gleaming red. kindness. Halloween seems to be $2.50 per TV installer leaps out from behind a at me and he grew a One Saturday I decided to make my He"just stared person. 25" Zenith and turns on the Cable sun illuminated his exterior usual periodic visit to my grand grin as the Yes, for just S2.50, you too can News Network. his shoulder. parents' house in Kettering. It was a in the view window over meander through mazes or musly You dart down the hallway and , so I started generic Saturday afternoon in the fall. I knew I was in trouble carpet strips and frolic over foam rub stumble into, horror of ho rrors. .., on as I took The temperature was in the mid-60s to step backward. As so ber noors, while mobs of midget closet full of polyesters. hand whip and the leaves were changing shades in my first step back, his left monsters, wimpy werewolves and Next, you find yourself locked in the . the bright autumn sun. ped out and snatched me by the neck dwar r Draculas gnarl at your knees. bathroom where, eeekk, Jason the y grandparents' laughter Before I left my apartment, though . With this m As you brave the Oc1ober elements plumber jumps out, plunger in hand, nothing as I noticed my roommate was acting a became louder. I could do wailing in line to get in (where the with a $99 bill for removing the entire me in his hand little peculiar. the demented man held patrons outside are sometimes weirder roll of Charmain that Junior tried to "You're going to visit your grand like a wet cat. than the ghouls and goblins i nside). nush. parents?" he queried, as a smile "You should have paid your rent," you're treated 10 loudspeakers blaring After escaping, you're drawn into slithered across his face. 41You haven't the strange man giggled. either the sounds of the sponsoring the bedroom by the sound of Slim paid the rent lately, have you?" Then he raised his right hand slow radio s tation or Michael Jackson's Whitman records playing eerily in the He just laid there laughing as he ly, ex1ending his index finger which ' "Thriller" played over and over and ... background, while dozens of model finished his query. He kept laughing had a long pointed fingernail. Some of 1he houses, which range airplanes, dangling from the ceiling, and laughing, louder and louder. "I've He put his fingLr to my neck and from small schools to fairgrounds' infest your hair. already paid my rent!" he claimed. dug into my skin. I knew I was going g randstands to the more traditional " \Vhat's so damn funny? " I asked. to die. T hen, he drew the finger slow abandoned farmhouses, have come a F leeing to the kitchen, you're me1 " \\'ell. .. ?" ly across my throat, s evering my lo ng way from the days of glow-in-1he by, uugghh, a "Kitchen Magician" He just kept laughing hysterically as jugular. dark fangs that would gag Bela Lugosi. slicing, dicing and julienning fries right I stomped out of the apartment. "He As I stood 1here mo1ionless, blood The basic problem with all the and le rt. A deranged woman in a must have taken a good drug today," oozing from my open wound down the haunted houses is that they're too rar shapeless bathrobe and fuzzy pink slip· I 1hought as I gor into my car. front of my body, my grandpa from reality to really be frightening. I pcrs, her face caked with Noxema and As I drove over to my grandparents' whispered in my lefl ear, ··vou should mean, how rerocious can a Jaycee be? her hair rolled up in curlers, e merges house, I noticed that every time I stop have paid the rent.' ' Then my grand I r I hey really wamed 10 1errify you, from behind 1he refrigerator. She y ped at a stoplight, I looked over at the ma added, in my leh ear, "Yo u reall they should try this scenario (read on, chases you ou1 the back door. wield mg person in the car next to me and could ~ h ould have: ." if you dare!): a "'Ginsu·· knife. read 1heir lips. They would say, "Ypu They staned laughing again as I The autumn wind howls through the You toppl• off the back porch. haven't paid your rent, have you?" ''ilted to the floor. Then cvr hing trees surrounding a three-bedroom relieved 1hat }Our orde-al lS finally o ver , and 1hen staned laughing. went black. brick ranch in Huber Heights. The only to get lost i n a sea of belt-high I just shook my head in disbclier. So here I am, existing in eternal moonlight shines through a lanten . gras!> and weeds, while a lawnmower thinking I was suffering a mild case or darkness without being able 10 do held by a 1 ..a.Mer o f Paris jockey at the sputters menacingly, awash in the paranoia. anything about it. J can, though, say end of ~ h Jrh·cway where a dea epit ghostly blue glow o f the bug 1apprr 0 I finally made ii 10 my grandparents' to you: pay your rem or else. Plymou ''it'.:ttion wagon with wood hanging from the eaves. house. I knocked on the door and got And ... visit you grandparents often." around .ts a\\ay. Now that's scary! 6 The Dally Gu11di•n Octob er There will be two 1ables se1 up as Thanksgiving and Christmas, bu1 lat rir of Thanksgiving, help these countries to grow their own In the spi in the winter people tend to forget food. Kemper said. money collection si1e"· she said. One Campus Ministry will be collecting about the rood pan1ries and they aren'1 She related a proverb 10 lhe work will be in Allyn Ha ll lobby, the other money for a "Fast for a World restocked. Oxfam America does. ''Give a man a in front ur the Uni"crsity Center Harvest" November 15. Brochures explaining Oxfam's fi sh, and he cats for a day. Teach a Cafe1eria. " We are asking people to fast for a s will be available at the collec· and he ea1s for life. ' ' A ranned food drive, originally project meal, two meals, whatever they wan1. man 10 fish. heduled for the same time, has been tion tables. money to Campus sc then donate the er Individuals wishing 10 work at the She poin1cd o ut 1hat this is a na· postponed until February. Kemp Ministry," said Terry Kemper. collection tables s hould contact event with many college said that local food pantries are organizer of the fast. tional stry. swamped with don&.i ions during Kemper at Campus Mini "Campus Ministry will then give the camp u ses s1s or other money to Oxfam America. T hey give par1 icipa 1ing through fa money for Ox· the money to self-help groups in Third special events to raise Hurler changed from \Vorld countries." The money will fam America. thrower to pitcher e off a By Bill BEG LEY C ampbell, a senior. had com Spor1SWrlltr successful season with H.H. Morgan last ummer and segued imo an equally For Wright State pitcher Jimmy successful fa ll season for the Raiders. onlv Campbel!, ii came down to pitching " I pitched about 22 innings and with pain or living with pain. gave up about one earned run,·· Campbell said. "My arm felt good." ' 'It had goucn to the point 1ha1 m y Good, bul lired. and in the fi nal arm affected everything I did," Camp game of the fall against Cincinnati, bell said. "I just wanted to get back Campbell began to feel the pain. c.. ,., Ministry IMftlbtn &tar up for food fu1. to normal." "The last game of the fall (was) when I started to develop the pro blem," Campbell said. The problem was bone spurs in his Comics pitching elbow that had grown so much. that they caused nerve damage. "It was all in my elbow," Campbell said. " I came in wilh a tired arm and started to get some elbow pain. It got to the point that couldn't throw at all." Campbell put orr surgery as long as he could, opting instead 10 receive trcatmen1 in the trainer's room ra1hcr than in the doctor's office. ·•1 would go into the trainer's office and get treatment," Campbell said. "I pu1 off surgery until the winter.'' Campbell had the elbow revamped and began the long road back. Now Campbell is coming off a fall season 1hat has him. as well as the Raider coaching staff, optimistic. " I started off a little shaky," Camp bell said, "bu1 I feel confident now.'' "We're real(ly) pleased with Jim my's performance this fall.'' coach Jeff Sakal said. ' 'He threw \1ery sharp and with little pain." " There is s1ill a li1tle pain," Camp· bell said, "but that is just scar tissue; ... I feel pretty good." ti) the injury has c: Campbell said that c. made him a different pi1cher, not a co weaker one. J: " I had a pretty good fastball when I got here," Campbell said. " I could blow ii by some people." ••Now I han to be a smarter pit· cher," Campbell continued. "My fastball doesn't have the pop it llSed to have and my curve ball is hanging a lit· tie. Now I have to pick my spots when I throw them." Campbell and the rest of the Raider S1tP1gttigh1 Correction Rob Campbell, the R aider soccer team's athlete of t he week, was incor· rectly identified as teamma1e Dan Dur· bin in a photo caption on page five of Tuesday's Guardian. 8 The Daily Guardian October 31, 19!'1.J Sports WSU swimmers and divers soak up air of .optimism By DAVE CLARK frees1yle events. He ho lds school Johanni was an All-American as a one of the belier Di\•isio n II reams. Sptdal Writer records in the 200, 500, 1000, and 1650 freshman, but sat out most o f last year because just about e veryone on the meter freestyle events. with a shoulder injury. That injury has team will qualify for the nationals." The \Vright State swimming and div· Boda's specialty is the butterny, in ended her· career and required surgery Accord ing to Ableman, Kelly Landis ing teams arc looking toward this year which he holds 1he 100 meu~ r s record . earlier this month. Bro''"· J .R. Jcracy and Jeff with an air of op1imism. Jacob and Biermman will try 1heir are the divers to watch. ahhough he The men's team, according to swim hands in the frccs1yle evcn1s. Someone to waich is Eileen Mo riar warns 1ha1 there will also be a few coach Jeff Cavana, has a realistic shot Ralph Clark is a nother returner. ty, who holds the school record in 1hc " sleepers." at a national championship. Clark q ualified for the nationals in 200 meter butterny. Wright State would like to improve The 1eam has many returning lcu cr three events and was also a member of First year diving coach Randy on its finish last year. The men fi nish winners, including six All·Amcricans. last year's school record-setting 400 Ableman enters his fi rst season with a ed I I th in 1he nation, while the women "We will be happy with a top five meter medley relay team. Dan Schut few unanswered questio ns. finished 19th in the nation. 8 01h fi nishes were the highC'it ever in the finish," Cavan said. "All \\'C need is tee, Boda and Hayhow round out that " I really don 't know the competi for the individuals to place high and relay team. rion," A bleman said. " We have to be University's history. ror the relay teams to place in the lop The Raider ¥i omen are a different three. All of this is quite possible. SIOry. '"\Ve need 10 q ualify for the na· The graduation of Robin Conley tionals, individually, during 1he dual and Val Staley, both perennia l All Hurler meet se3son," Cavana said. "We mui, t Americans, will hamper the Raiders' q ualify by the beginning of January; championship hopes. then we can swim straight thro ugh 1hc " \Ve're not looking at the cham Conlllkl1d hom P'9t sevrn Campbell said that he wants to get conference to the nationals." pionship. but we have a sho1 at the top 1eam is off two mo nths following fall back into the Raider starting line-up. The Raiders' stonghold is in the 800 20," Cavana said. " \Ve gave up a lot practice. Campbell plans to use the " I plan to be out there every fifth meter freestyle relay. The relay lcam. o f points (due to graduation), but we layoff to strengthen his a rm. day," Campbell said. " I'm confident consisting of freshmen Joe Boda, Mike arc just looking for a couple of good " 'I'm going to lift some weights," t ha t I can get the job done." Jacob, Paul Bierman and Rick performan ces. ' 1 Campbell said, "and do some swim " Jimmy is o ne of four o r five pit Hayhow, finished ninth in the nation " \Ve have two excellent freshmen, ming and isometrics." chers vying for the number o ne job," a nd established a school record last Ba rb Hojnacki and Maureen "I'm at about 90 percent right Sakal said. "Yo u've got to consider year. O ' Mallcy," Cavana said. " We have a now," Campbell continued, "bu1 I him a serious contender." Each member of thal relay team will good nucleus fo r the years to come. .. could be at 100 percent by the spring For the most pan , Wright Slate op a lso compete individually. Another Sttback is the loss of junior with a little work. It's going to be up poncn1s have go1 to consider Campbell Hayhow will compete in 1hc Cheryl Johanni. to me." a threat on the mouOd. Classifieds Services Wanted JOBS: Tuton nttdcd nov.· fot 100.IC\·cl biology. 0 0 YOU HEED a l1w)'U1 Fuad Na.sra11ah, Jrd Na1ion:al chtmistry cluscs. 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