Notre Dame Scholastic, Vol. 88, No. 01
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^; mMr^ You are Always a Guest Here Before You are a Customer Home of Famous Names in Men's Quality Clothing Hickey-Freeman ... Society Brand ... Burberry .. ."GGG"... Alpagora.... British-R Dobbs ^e^ M90C :^^^J:^^;^-" GILBERT'S 813 - 817 S. MICHIGAN STREET L SOUTH BEND'S LARGEST STORE FOR MEN f The Modern Gilbert's — "One Man Tells Another" Zeke Walt Don Hank South Bend's Largest Stock of McGregor Sportswear GILBERT'S 813 - 817 S. MICHIGAN STREET I SOUTH BEND'S LARGEST STORE FOR MEN FAMOUS LAST WORDS ... "If fate hands you a lemon, squeeze CCLLESE PARADE it . and start a lemonade stand." By LOU ALMASI and TOM fflGGINS —Purdue Exponent, STUDENT COUNCIL. NOTE .. date. One cutie answered . "Oh, an Est. 1900 A digest of a summer semester's dull impassionate quickie is okay. Depends on social season at Indiana U. runs as fol how it would aifect him." Undoubtedly, lows . twelve dances, nine picnics, out the little bit cf fluff was a psych, major. Glasses CORREaLY FIHED door movies, seventeen swimming par • J. BURKE ties, campus singing, play nights, a Two crafty students of Auburn were W. G. Bogardus — E. C. Beery gi-and and gala carnival, a Eound-Up not to be stopped by the housing short OPTOMETRISTS AND (whatever that is), climaxed by the age: they just rented the tower of the MFG. OPTICIANS Summe.- Prom and a Post Prom the Church of Innocents and have made 228 South Michigan Street night folIo^^^ng . what!, no Tea that their living quarters. Interested Evenings ty Appointment Dance? N.D. students take note . rumor has • it that Clashmore Mike, Jr., is vacating ON FOREIGN FIELDS .. the first of the month. AMEIICA'S MOST FAMOUS STAR OF We hear that Tonawanda Sub Normal • SaUd SCIIEN AND RADIO -nOH, coot MiO MBIOW. I has a new school hymn, Is My Baby Indiana co-eds this fall will be taking MUfaoun MM IS A nnii ru." Blue Tonight or . Did Ycu Fall in the flying lessons as part of a new course in •INC Cl6SBV Inkivell, Sweets? By the way, the author Physical Education . hmm, interest APffAIINC IN of that tune is the same little moron ing, tut aren't women flighty enough •ournr-s TAVIIN- * A Pmmm9vnt who said he wanted to go to Veronica without the added advantage of instruc ffcfwr* Lake for his vacation. (Hmm, why the tions? silence?) The students at Georgia Tech filed a •> protest with the Tech Athletic Board One of the big troubles at Minnesota because of the fact that seats assigned these days is the difficulty that foreign to them for home football games extend students have fitting into the college ed from the 25 yard line to the end zone. scene. They cite their main trouble as The Athletic Board replied that if better lingCrasbx— being the language hurdle and need for seats Avere assigned to students, the reve kit l«v«rif« indi\idual counseling — here at Notre nue from football games Avould be cut MAsriiciA^r Dame, the Brooklynites are inclined to down. That's all understood—^but who is experience the same difficulty. a college football team supposed to be Afflcrko'ft fovoritt movie and radio tifiQing itor't judgmtnt • representing, the student body or the cemfflondi rtipKl. ior Im mtn great paying public? ort hH equol e$ o pipe connoit. We have reports from Indiana State Mvr. Toln ling'i t^imelic on • r-frcih-lotlina MASTEtCRAFT that due to the influx of veterans, a cri yourwK; ditcovtr hew coty on liw draw it it, how iti witcted sis of major proportions is at hand. Then there's the fellow at Oklahoma pere-pracMtad brier inum mtl- lew ceobwu. For dey-in, doy-ovt There are now 43 more men students on U. who advertised in the Daily's Lost •njeriMnt-lh«r«'< no oihtr • campus than women. Rough! zn\ Found column: "One pair of trous q<iil«ni« it> ers lost in Math 2 class." There's one hoy who was caught with his pants down. The Oklahoma Daily made a survey His pants down, that is. ' of the co-eds to find out their attitude • Popular $2^ toward a good night kiss on the first Standard $3.50 JOKE DEPT. Do luxe $5.00 Cintem Mode $7 JO "What's the difference betwen a sculp Hand Mod* $10.00 tor and a hairdresser?" "I'll bite. What's the difference?" Voiy man knoWt there's a pipe sfidpe "Well, a hair dresser curls up and _ that's creoted etpecio//y tor him. dyes and a sculptor makes faces and busts."—Auburn Plainsman lATIST The student wishing to cash a check in the Treasurer's Office must timll oval face targe full face lena lea* face tUNiS have it initialed or Ok'd by one of the following: "Artistry in Boogie" Rector of Hall "That Little Dream Got Nowhere" Prefect in Hail "And Then It's Heaven" "Ole Buttermilk Sky" Prefect of Discipline "I. D/s Boogie Woogie" Dir. of Students Accts. tt. Muare.ja«r face lenfl eval face This includes all checks. Person Copp's Music Shop al. Government, etc. The Huddle 122-24 E. Wayne St Office of the Treasurer. ff ywf COTH CMi* in. 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For the tip is a ball of pany, JanesviUe, Wis. and Toronto, Canada. shaky start, the gathering staged by the Vets' Club in the Navy Drill Hall last Thursday night took the proportions of a pep rally, and the Notre Dame Spirit, THE WEEK ^ by B,ii rauB n idle all summer, got up off its posterior and walked among the crowd, greeting the new and welcoming back the old. It's beginning to look like old times al TOP OF THE WEEK ... —men like Sitko, Lujack, Livingstone ready, so step foi^Avard Joe Dillon and' "Do you have a closet in your room?" and Mello—can te anything but a con Ziggy Czarobski and take a well de • tender for the national championship? served bow. LOW BLOW . As Saturday's intersquad scrimmage plainly showed, the Irish varsity will go Sports scribes all over the iiatian have places this fall, and when the final whis GOOD HEALTH TO ALL been trying^ for the last month to predict tle blows We will have ^^^tnessed a du the wins and losses of prominent college According to the manual of modern plication of previous Notre Dame great and university football teams for the mastication, it is considered an aid to ness. coming season. Very close to the home good health to leave the table feeling camp a low blow was struck last week • just a bit hungry. when the N.D. eleven was termed slow, RADICAL CHANGES AT NOTRE DAME This year the dining hall dietitians lazy and lacking the old winning spirit. There will be none . there is no have done a commendable job in the sci This article was reminiscent of that which room for radicals . veterans have all ence of health preservation. Oh, to be appeared some years back, ominously available space. full again. signed Bearskin, and showed the same • transparency of character. How can any one actually believe that a team with THE SPIRIT WALKS WELCOME. WIVES first class strength in every departmsnt After getting oflr to a slow and rather With the cooperation of the N.D. Ath letic Department, an idea that originat ed in the Married Vets Club was car ried through to completion. This fall married vets can procure a season pass for their wives so that hub by and wife will be side by side. Though a small item in itself, this action on the part of the A.D. has met with campus commendation. FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPHY FAMOUS ADDRESS BOTTOM OF THE WEEK "Hell no, I sleep in one.' THE STUDENT PRINTS How about contributing to your PRIDDY column, fellows? TOMPSETt Original quips, gags, jokes, poems, and sayings will be wel comed . Local material espe cially can be used . What we want to know is what you, Joe Student, are thinking and laughing about . We want your ideas in BUILDING your magazine ... So be a little clever—use your eyes—and write out your observations . Although THE STUDENT PRINTS will be primarily a students' col- vann. anyone else in our liie on the campus is cordially invited to contribute. Please mail all contributions to CALL FOR APPOINTMENT THE STUDENT PRINTS. 124 Lyons 3-6157 Hall, or slip them under said door . Then look for YOUR name in L. A. TOMPSETT,,M.R.P.S. YOUR column next week. V-2 ENGINEER The Sfory of DICK PORTER TT is typical of Dick Porter's experience that his •*• latest assignment, that of experimenting with such "guided missiles" as the V-2 rocket, is almost a complete engineering departure from his earlier fields of concentration.