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KEEP THE CAT FREE EST. 1949 The Students' Newspaper at Imperial College Cook cops out at last minute
IC Union is slill left without a Deputy transport etc). President (Clubs and Societies) due to the By Andrew Brown With thc sabbatical post still open, withdrawal of the only candidate, Stuart the elections process will be forced to run Cook, only an hour before the close of seen as a profes stressed that its course once again. Nominations for voting on Tuesday. sional organisa there should be the position will be re-opened today, In his letter to the Union, he tion then its staff no speculation and will remain open for two weeks. If described his reasons as "numerous", must accept pro about the possi a fully seconded candidate has been but named the refusal of the Executive fessional stan ble outcome as found by this date, then campaigning Committee of ICU to change his contract dards". no counting took can begin, and another election will take as a major one. He had asked Exec to Mr Cook's place: all of the place shortly before Christmas. Conse allow him Wednesday afternoons free to success in the ballot papers quently any successful candidate would continue playing football for an ICU election was by were destroyed assume the post at the end of this term team. Mr Cook, a materials science stu no means cer immediately. - hardly a convenient time for most dent, took this as a vote of no confidence tain. Following a Among the undergraduates, who would be put out in him personally, stating that "I feel that tough examina consequences of of sync with the academic year. I could not undertake such an important tion at St Mary's Mr Cook's late As a result, David Hellard is "not opti position if I do not have the support of on Wednesday 4 withdrawal from mistic" that a DP(C&S) will be found for elthermy colleagues or my prospective november {Felix the election is a this year. If that is the case, then thc employers." 1125), where not insignificant duties of DP(C&S) arc likely to be split Mr Cook claimed that the change amongst other financial loss. His between Messrs Hellard and Ince, would not have meant that he worked things he con decision to stand adding to their already heavy workload. fewer hours, just different ones. How fessed that he down in effect Thc ICU President regretted that the
had decided to Stuart Cook before his demise Photo: Joel after thc dec. ever, according to one member of the Union had lost "a lot of time and effort Executive Committee, they refused his run because he was "a bit bored" , a tions had been run has cost the Union - time and effort that could have been request on the grounds that "it would set 'New Election' victory seemed likely. an estimated £600 for the hire of ballot spent on more productive challenges. a dangerous precedent... if ICU is to be However, David Hellard, ICU President, boxes, manning polling stations and But at least he had a go."
Medics reel from resignations Inside..
The chaos that has hit the Constituent various senior members of the Med College Unions this year would seem to By David Roberts School Exec. IC Union President David Letters 4 be spreading, with the resignation of Hellard explained that "tensions were one of the IC School of Medicine Union running high, causing splits to occur", Editorial 5 (ICSMSU) Vice Presidents leaving seri and Mr Gayed backed up this opinion, ous questions hanging over the Union. noting that "members of the Union def Columns 6 The resignation of Seif Ahmad, the initely weren't happy with each other... ICSMSU Vice-President (Internal) at Char for the last few weeks our Exec meetings Feature 8 ing Cross, comes on top of Andy Hceps' have just been slagging matches". It is decision to stand down as ICSMSU Sec these divisions which have been Music W retary two weeks ago and continuing rumoured to be the real cause behind Mr suggestions of unhappiness amongst Ahmad's resignation. Indeed, Mr Gayed Music Feature 14 members of the Medical School Execu went on to say that "the pressure was far tive. Various reasons for the two resig more than we imagined when we took Clubscene 16 nations have been put forward by senior the job on ... I've thought about resign sources, but thc common thread of prob ing several times". Film 18 lems caused by the on-going merger students that had been seen as unac Certainly Mr Heeps' resignation was between Charing Cross and St Mary's ceptable by certain elements who had related to the problems faced by the Computer Games 20 runs through them all. "used it as cannon fodder against Seif". Union, with Mr Gayed accepting that Wade Gayed, the ICSMSU President, Consequently, Mr Gaycd felt that hehad the cause of thc resignation was that Arts 22 accepted this problem "Last year there been forced out by certain elements at "Andy didn't want to be a part of a Union was a sabb at each site, and the students Charing Cross - both students and staff. that was failing". Whilst he accepted that Sport 25 were used to a large union all under one However, a more worrying side this was true two weeks ago, he added roof. Now we're spread across three effect of the pressures created by the that thanks to the work done in the inter Diversions 27 campuses". This, he said, had led to a merger has been a growing personal vening time "the Union is finally getting level of apathy amongst Charing Cross animosity that has developed amongst its act together, so stay tuned". Crossword 28 2 News 16 November 1998
Activists Picket Tunisian Embassy By Ed Sexton
On Saturday 7 November a protest by issue 1126 human rights demonstrators was held outside the Tunisian embassy in Kens 16 November 1998 ington. The protest was intended to coincide Editor: Ed Sexton with the lllh anniversary of Tunisian News Editor: Andy Ofori President Ben Lai's Coup. Since he seized Photographic Editor: William forenz power there have been many arrests of I Music Edilors: Jason Ramanathan and political activists and various human Dennis Patrickson rights violations. Amnesty International film Editor: David Roberts have reported that "detainees are tor Sports Editor: Gus Paul tured by being suspended in contorted Arts Editor: Helena Cocheme positions, having their heads plunged Games Editor: Gary Smith into buckets of water and chemicals Layout & Photo Editing: Joel Lewis while being suspended on a pulley; elec Tunisian protesters campaigning outside the embassy Photo: Ed tric shocks, beatings especially on the head and genitals, and sleep deprivation Between fifty and one hundred peo Oppression of religion in Tunisia has and America Tunisia is often seen as lit for up to seven days". ple stood on the pavement by Hyde Park also been common, with women being tle more than a tourist destination. Two thousand so-called 'prisoners holding banners demanding Ben Lai's dismissed from education and work for Thc situation seems unlikely to of conscience' have gone on hunger removal from power and an end to the wearing the Islamic veil, which is improve in the foreseeable future, with strike to mark the anniversary, and the regime in Tunisia. Several police officers regarded as a criminal offence. The the last report from the Committee for protest outside the embassy was were present outside the embassy, but demonstrators feel that thc international the Protection of Journalists including intended as a show of support for their the afternoon passed peacefully and community has not done enough to Tunisia as one of its top ten enemies of action. without major incident. help the Tunisian people, while in Europe the press.
BBC Play Big Brother over Space Age Mirror Makes Light Mandy's Outing Work
By Ed Lanyon internal memo saying "under no cir By Sanjay Sikdar The experiment was tried before cumstances whatsoever should allega in 1 993, but thc mirror was not visible The past two weeks have seen a massive tions about the private life of Peter On 1 November a cargo ship docked from the Earth. However, if this test row blow up over Peter Mandelson's Mandelson be repeated or referred to in with the Russian space station Mir in proves successful and if the poverty 'outing' as a homosexual, live on the any broadcast". This internal censorship order to deliver a nine pound piece of stricken Russian space agency can BBC's NewsniQht programme. The ensu annoyed many within the BBC and was equipment. However, come February afford it, it may be just a prelude to a ing media circus illustrated the BBC's flagrantly ignored by the Have I Got this plastic object coated with aluminium 'necklace' of mirrors orbiting the entire seemingly intrusive stance on censor News for You team who, amongst oth will be unfolded to form a 30 metre globe. This could lead to other avenues ship. Following Ron Davies' Clapham ers, implied that Mandelson's friendship wide mirror. Thc same cargo ship will be such as using the night sky for adver Common escapades, Jeremy Paxman with BBC director general, Sir John Birt, used to align thc mirror by remote con tising. was interviewing Matthew Parris, Thc might be earning him favourable treat trol so that it will beam sun light to sev Like most things launched into Times' political columnist, discussing ment. eral areas between 30 and 40 degrees space, the plan has its detractors, for homosexuality in the Labour cabinet. The BBC was quick to deny any latitude. years, astronomers have implored city During this discussion Parris announced favouritism, claiming that the memo sim II is planned to complete around 16 authorities to use lighting that docs not that Mandelson was "certainly gay". ply reinforced their existing policy to orbits before falling into the atmos brighten the cities because it Is hard to Parris, who later said that Mr Man "not report speculation about the private phere and burning up. In the sky it will look at the stars unless it is really dark. delson's sexuality was "a matter of pub lives of public figures unless there is a resemble a shooting star but on the Problems with light pollution have wors lic record" was accused of "attention wider issue of public concern". Thc very ground it will illuminate an area a mile ened as cities expand towards sites seeking" by Tony Blair's official same day the memo was issued, how and a half wide. Unfortunately, at this occupied by observatories. As a result spokesman. Further claims of hypocrisy ever, the BBC questioned Ron Davies stage the Russian scientists may not be astronomical enthusiasts are often were made by others, as Mr Paris chose about his private life, asking him directly able to precisely control where this light forced into thc depths of the country to keep his own homosexuality private if he was gay. When questioned about beam will fall between these two lati side in the quest for a reasonable view throughout his parliamentary career as a these apparent double standards BBC tudes. of celestial bodies. Instruments Tory MP. Mandelson himself complained sources said that Ron Davies sexuality The idea behind this grandiose designed for low light levels could be to the BBC and to the Press Complaints was a matter of "national signifi- plan, in light of the economic minefield destroyed by thc mirror's brilliance. Commission. Paxman was seen hand- cance"but Mandelson's was not. afflicting the country in its transition to If more such mirrors are employed, delivering an apology to Mandelson's So who decides what is significant? capitalism, is to illuminate the perpetual other possible future calamities may house, while Mandelson wrote to Pax This is a crucial question as the judge darkness of northern Russian cities. For include an increase in the current rate man accusing him of maliciously orches ment of this individual will be used to jus instance in Siberia, a lack of sunlight of global warming or a disturbance of trating the incident. tify both wholesale censorship and future through long winter nights can lead to the hibernation patterns of various ani Thc following day thc BBC issued an intrusions into private lives. full blown depression. mal species.
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In brief... A Steamy Affair
by Germany that would in his eyes, occur By Andrew Ofori unable to cope with the sheer volume of Southside Arrest if we were governed centrally. water caused by the recent downpours, An interesting issue raised was that An eerie mist would have greeted those as well as building work, which alters the Last week Security "detained a person in of subsidies to German and other Euro strolling past the BMS building on Thurs natural route of the water. Maintenance connection with criminal damage to the pean companies which, in his opinion, day 5 October. Further investigation have experienced problems finding extra Southside barrier", according to the secu compete unfairly with our markets to would have highlighted the bowels of pumps that are powerful enough to raise rity chief, Ken Weir. Three individuals their advantage. The talk was all the the Queens Lawn as the source. the water the 30ft necessary to reach were escorted to the security lodge, more salient for the questions asked by All college buildings arc linked via ground level. where they refused to identify them Germans in the audience. Cash underground tunnels, which hold the The incident is the latest addition to selves. Their obstinacy left security with described a single harmonised tax pol local area's central services. Joints in a the rapidly growing catalogue of inci no choice but to call the police. One of icy as heading for the rocks and concrete section of a tunnel were leak dents surrounding the unfortunate BMS the individuals unwisely became abusive expressed his doubts over European ing water. The level rose above that of building." [here arc so many things with and was arrested for public order Monetary Union. In addition to the talk, the heating pipes which run from the Sci the Fleming building. I lose track of offences. The reveller suspected of Cash signed a number of copies of The] ence Museum and water was boiled off. them" was the Director of tstates esti breaking the barrier also earned a free European Journal. The particularly cold conditions on Thurs mation of the worrying trend. trip to the station for criminal damage. The next speaker will be Cheryl day compounded the situation as the *?el All three were later identified as stu Gillian MP in room 342 Mechanical Engi resulting steam billowed out from an dents, but it is not yet known whether neering 1-2pm. access hole in the Queen's Lawn. charges will be pressed. Initial reports of steam emanating ...... Mr Weir stated "alcohol was from a closed man-hole were ignored on involved" and was keen to emphasise RCSU Dinner Rocks On the Wednesday night as steam is often the futility of withholding identity from produced in the tunnels; but the gravity College staff and officials. He explained Last Tuesday, the Royal College of Sci of the situation was clear by the follow that if the students involved in last ence Union held its annual departmen ing morning. Areas beneath the BMS week's incident had disclosed the infor tal dinners. Due to a lack of first year building, amongst others, were flooded mation when asked the entire matter response, however, a Constituent Col with 4ft of water and have warranted an could have remained within the Col- lege Union wide dinner was formed, extensive clean-up operation involving a ege. encompassing all of the science depart number of days of pumping. The main ments: Biochemistry, Biology, Chemistry, tenance manager explained the sub Maths and Physics. mersible, portable pumps currently Wilson Update The evening started off well with a installed in the tunnels were simply A mist forms sherry reception, generously sponsored Security chief Ken Weir recently met with by the RCSA (RCS graduate association the police's crime prevention unit as a After the arrival of the RCSU mascot result of last month's burglaries on the Theta and the recently aquired Mike ground floor of Wilson Hall (Fe//x1125). (ICU's mascot), the dinner could begin i-„ Ill- Subsequent recommendations have in earnest. Since formal dinners require been referred to the College Residences participants to remain in the room and Proudly Presents,... Committee. It has been confirmed not remove their coats or smoke until ground floor CCTV coverage has been the Queen has been toasted, the RCSU wJy I Met 11 Wrl I ivMh ruled out due to the potential invasion adopts the same rules, and several pint of privacy. Instead more physical mea penalties were paid by transgressors. sures, such as fencing, have been After the food, there were two agreed upon. bands for those who resisted the temp Incarnations of Light tations of Le Scandaie. First up were Hors D'Uvet, who played a pleasant of It Weeks Break-In selection of rock, ancient and modern. Finishing off with a blinding grungified : comedy and an Weeks Hall has been subject to intruders rendition of Postman Pat, they had a on "a couple of occasions recently" small crowd bouncing enthusiastically e \'t ii ts nr fi LS h ii i| s him > explained Chief Security Officer Ken Weir. Next up were The Men On The Grassy Tic} h < '.;Mmy p: The unfortunate victim was a pool table Knoll, who played another diverse selec > .:tju! S;. i ic ac uk) from which a "very small amount of cash" tion, from Jamiroquai to Rage Against was stolen. The hall staff and security The Machine. The bar stayed open until Proceeds go to Britisbifc it-delion are, however, taking the matter seriously, 1am, though, so the night was a great and intend to analyse video evidence in success. and The West Middlesex Pulse Appeal an attempt to identify the culprit. Monday 23 ' November 1998 Bike Branding Cash for Questions Sponsored by: Many students took precautions against \ I h i o - Bill Cash MP attended a ConSoc meeting bike theft and brought their bikes along last week.He is rcnouncd and offer to the ground floor of the Sherfield build SOU C i T o 11. SI shunned for his views on Europe, and his ing to get them stamped, for those who '/. stance is best described by his phrase: missed out 'on the security campaign "European Trade: Yes, European Gov last Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, ernment: No". One of his major con and who want their bike stamped secu cerns is that of the possible domination rity can be contacted on ext 58900. ViNtfOM 4 Letters 16 November 1998
A Final Word on Medics? medics aren't going to want to Integrate Dear Felix, sibilities. I low anybody could find this with them and the older medics need to amusing is beyond human understand Mr Editor, realise that they are part of IC too and all I wish to apologise for the factual inac- ing. We therefore request a public apol a merger does is to broaden the traditons curacies of my article in Felix 1122. What ogy from thc cartoonist, and their I am writing both to clarify a couple of of the medical schools and not to take I wrote was true to thc best of my knowl immediate expulsion from Felix. inaccuracies in your editorial of 9th them away. edge at the time -1 thank Nick Carter for November, and make an additional Can we stop the torrents of abuse the correction of my errors. Yours sincerely. point, or two. going in both directions now? I have nothing against medics. Flat 2B, Pembridge Gardens. Firstly, as regards the content of my Indeed, I have several friends who study earlier letter, in the build up to my writ Joe medicine and I have a great deal of Dear Ed, ing it, I stood in front of the whole year respect for the profession. group and stated that I was going to Dear Felix The only campaign that seems to Having read thc contentious cartoon in write a letter to Felix expressing my dis have taken place is Mr Emohare's quest Felix 1122,1 would like to add my support pleasure at recent Felix articles, and the I must come clean. Your editorial in to find every article published in Felix with to the undoubtedly taiented cartoonist. As following day, I again stood up and issue 1125 was right - certainly with any reference to IC medics and to blindly a woman, I can see nothing offensive in addressed the year group, specifically regard to me. The first time I read the pick fault with it. the cartoon, except towards men. The stating that no one should feel under any letter from Osa Emohare which I had In addition, I find his accusations of humour is fairly puerile, but the main char pressure to sign it and that they should 'signed' was in the pages of Felix a week racism against my colleague completely acter is a sad Individual who fortunately only do so if they wanted to; in addition, later. Obviously this only reflects badly unfounded and, quite frankly, libelous (if won't get the chance to reproduce. multiple copies were available in the lec on me and not at all on Osa. you ask me). It's important not to confuse some ture theatre for people to read, but unfor The first year medics have the oppor I hope that this is the end of the mat thing you find offensive with something tunately as these were hogged and tunity to enjoy belonging at IC, and to ter. you find boring, and despite the evident defaced by one of your journalists, Claire their credit they do so. For second year skill, the cartoon is unfunny. I can only Ashwin, and her associates, it is of no sur medics who live and work mainly in Andrew Brown hope that the subsequent cartoons will prise that not as many people got to read Hammersmith, it was never practical for Felix news team be funnier and equally well drawn. them as should have. us to make Southside or the Union our Secondly, I was pleasantly surprised home when the Reynolds Bar at CX is so Yours sincerely, by the attitude taken by many of the stu much closer (and cheaper). Beware of Culls dents, who after reading the letter in We said goodbye to Charing Cross Ms Julia Harries Felix expressed their support, but their last year at our now infamous ball and Dear Felix, Former Arts Editor & now School Teacher knowledge of the exact details was our future lies with Imperial - what I impeded by reasons stated earlier, so wanted to say by signing Osa's letter I am writing to draw your readers' atten please bear in mind the fact that over was: We're not here very often so when tion to a big problem faced by universi Erroneous Editing 60% of the 2nd at Charing Cross signed we do come, please be nice to us! ties: Cults. There is no strict definition in this, we are not to be ignored. law of a cult, but it is helpful to think of Dear Felix, Thirdly, my initial letter was handed Yours a cult as any organisation that attempts in with about 110 signatures so could you to practice some form of mind control I would like to complain about your pol please find out what happened to the Tom Evens (2nd Year Charing Cross) over their members or extort money icy of letter editing. Apparently, letters others. [I have no idea-we typed In all from them. They don't all match the are edited for length but 'not... in any those we had at the time, but a page Dear Felix, stereotype of grinning madmen in flow other way'. It seems to me to be most may have gone missing. Sorry. - Ed] ing robes some can be very organised, unfair to leave obvious grammatical and Finally, there is nothing in my letter I seek what is best for the students who effective and above all subtle. spelling mistakes uncorrected, as this that insinuated an active intention to elected me, but also try to make sure that We have information that several policy can only discriminate against those stop integration, and this can be safely we integrate with IC. Thc latter is a dif groups are active in fondon, targeting for whom English is not a first language assumed to be the case with at least 60% ficult process, as the old guard see what universities, specifically freshers. We can (and against those who can't type..!) of medical students as my letter's sup were vibrant and friendly campuses, not name any specific groups (for legal On several occasions, both this year porters show. My last paragraph stated slowly loosing their immense history to reasons), but if anyone has been and last, a writer's point has been that it is In everyone's interest that we get a building that they never use. Therefore approached by someone they think is obscured by what are obviously acci along, and as such, I will try in anyway to some animosity sometimes is miss- suspicious, then we urge them to check dental typographicals. When left uncor ensure a harmonious existence between directed at IC, but at no time whatsoever it out before signing up to anything - in rected these annoy readers and medics and non medics regardless of has this become a public display. the first instance they can contact the undermine the intellectual position of the what you or anyone else may think. As for the accusation of arrogance Union Welfare officer, Rene Frank writer by showing his/her writing skills to form the medics; this is mistaken jubila ([email protected]), or myself be inferior to those of the editor; who, Mr Osa Emohare tion at achieving a life's ambition. Thc ([email protected]) with their con after all, is a full-time journalist working difference between medicine and many cerns. There is also a National Cult Hot with all the benefits of spellchecks and Dear Felix, courses is that you become part of a pro line (01 689-833800) and a website which proof-reading. fession from the day you start. can offer advice. Remember: If in doubt, I find this particularly relevant in I am a first year medic and I have to side No medic would honestly say to a just don't get involved. cases where the writer is opposed to a with the editor on this one. You have to fresher not to socialise with non-medics. position held by the editor; eg. last feel sorry for the first year as we seem to They are living together and so should Yours truly, week's letter from the medics that was be rejected by all of IC. It's no wonder learn form one another, and at the same critical of Felix. that medics form a tight community if time keep the passion alive in the medical Simon Lewis only for defence. school, so that we can once again raise ICU Equal Opportunities Officer Yours The real problem that we face is the over £40,000 for charity, put on amazing rivalry between Mary's and CX students productions, and achieve the highest Mark, Physics IV as we belong to neither. Medics nights sporting accolades. I hope that people will Comic Comeback out usually turn into a "who can shout the forgive the medics for such passion and Letters deadline is noon Wed name of their medical school loudest not mistake it for arrogance, maybe we Dear Felix, competion!" We are just left stood about can instil such passion in IC one day????? Letters may be edited for length, but looking bewildered as to where to put Concerning the centrefold cartoons that will not be altered in any other way. ourselves. Mr.Karan Kapoor you have published in the past weeks: Letters need not be signed, but a IC need to think that if all they are Social Secretary ICSM These two master pieces of ugliness and swipe card must be shown when sub- going to do is give medics abuse then vulgarity have greatly offended our sen mitting anonymous letters. i6 November 1998 Editorial & Small Ads
Reply to Erroneous Editing were being discriminated against. So, you want a career in technical Hence I would like to apologise for any development, but not be paid peanuts ! To answer Mark's point (see page 4), the damage done. Finally, I would just add reason letters are not edited is precisely that it is often difficult to gauge the because we do not want to risk altering views of nine thousand students and the meaning. True, in many cases it is staff, so please do write letters if you dis obvious what the author intended, but agree (or agree) with anything contro £21,000 this is not always so. If we did 'correct' versial in Felix. letters it would be difficult to know when to stop, especially when we honestly + generous benefits arc unsure as to the nature of the point Can we Close This One Now? being made. If it is an "obviously acci dental typographical" then the point is I hope the string of letters on page 4 go package unlikely to be obscured, and if the point some way to resolving the Medics issue. is obscured we may interpret it incor Certainly I have nothing more to say on rectly. Hence we leave all letters well the subject itself, but I would point out alone (except, as Mark points out, for that you can expect Medics to be in Felix Madge Networks is a world we are looking for bright and shortening them). This policy extends to news quite often. There are likely to be wide supplier of advanced innovative graduates to join all letters, whether or not I agree with problems with the merger and new BMS networking solutions, com our research and develop their contents. building for some time yet, and we have mitted to providing key com ment, Support and Testing a duty to report such news. So please ponents of converged teams. Ideally you will have don't take the article on this week's front networks, networks which a degree in Mathematics, Back to Comics page as an attack on every Medic at IC. handle simultaneous data, Electronic Engineering, Com In terms of non-Union news, the It seems that the general feeling among medical campuses form a large and very video and voice traffic. A puter Science or Physics and you is that the now infamous comic important part of IC's research facilities, manufacturer of award win want to make a real contri strips should remain absent from these so it is hardly surprising that they are in ning adaptor cards, work bution to technical develop pages, fair enough - I'm a democratic the news so often. Anyone who sub group switching and ment. man, and am willing to put my hands up scribes to IC's daily news digest will know backbone products, Madge in defeat on this one. I would just say that ICSM or its staff are mentioned in has pioneered advances in In return, Madge will offer that discrimination and causing serious the national press almost every day. offense were not my intentions. I hon Token Ring, ISDN, video net you a personalised training estly believe that no one could take the working and ATM technolo program, competitive salary way women are portrayed in Felix 1122 Is Homosexuality an Issue? gies. package including share seriously, as (I hope!) no man at this options plus the opportunity college holds such a ridiculous attitude Apparently so. I think The Guardian Our future will be deter to work in a stimulating and towards the fairer sex. I know that sev summed up the current debate quite mined by the calibre of peo relaxed environment. eral women, including Ms Harries (see nicely last week by asking "What per ple we recruit and therefore. page 4), found the cartoon inoffensive, centage of gays think it's moral to be a but obviously several more felt that they politician?" 16MB EDO RAM So, if you don't want to be paid peanuts and want a career in development, come for IBM to our presentation on IE CAT F R r r Monday 16 November The Week Ahead ThinkPads Senior Common Room, Level two Monday Sherfield Building
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Superfluous Elections? as you know, and their deployment is as the suggestion that Felix is racist. By side Bar, irrespective of their academic vital to the smooth running of ICU. For the way, the majority of students arc department. Some medics seem a little instance, we could end the DP (Clubs & not from ethnic minorities, though IC too sensitive about the inevitable digs hen it comes to elections, Impe Societies) and create the post of DP benefits from enormous diversity. In from thc South Ken indigenous popula Wrial makes Italy look like rank (Common Sense). A minor alteration for 1996/97,19.2% of IC students were from tion, but this has been going for years; amateurs. The last time the those enamoured of acronyms, thc outside the EU, representing 107 nation it has been suggested by certain ele whole election process ran smoothly, I incumbent could ensure that daft ideas alities. You don't get much more diverse ments that the RSM is full of Nean was wearing short trousers. Still, we had such as the Union approval of posters than that. As for ethnicity statistics, I sus derthals, C&G is little more than an a nice twist this year. Stuart Cook, stalwart never saw the light of day. Could one pect the percentage is nearer 25%. You apprentice school for mechanics and of IC Football, pulled out at the last person assume such a big job? Ooh, would do well to remember that playing the RCS is full of geeks and gardeners. Of moment, as it were, because of ICU you are awful. the race card in a situation like this is the course, I would not agree with any of Exec's rejection of his request to have surest way to undermine fatally what that, but that's the way it is, and nobody Wednesday afternoons off. On the face was already a paper-thin argument. I really minds. So, Mr Emohare, chin up, of it, this seems a reasonable decision. A Point on Petitions don't wish to go on and on about this - buy a dictionary and stop being so silly. It would set a precedent and before you it's very familiar territory - but it does Go and talk to those nice biologists in know where you are, you have sabbati Apathy, being what it is at Imperial, raise an important point. My esteemed your new building. They won't bite. cals asking for unacceptable things like means that petitions arc rarer than hens' colleague, Nick Newton, unwittingly sleep and a loosening of the ball and teeth in this parish, so it is always nice to made thc same mistake last week as chain. However, the upshot of this is see one gracing the pages of Felix, even was made in thc ill-conceived petition. A Financial Technicalities that once again we have no DP (C&S). when it is as badly written as the effort number of medics seem to think that This is becoming the rule rather than from Osa Emohare and co. I was fully they are very different from the rest of us. I am troubled. Things seem to be afoot, the exception, which raises several ques aware that doctors, like me, have Not superior, just different. This view which is not good. The Catering Depart tions. Since my career as an Olympic appallingly stems from ment, of which I have said much, is now middle-distance runner finished some bad handwrit the nature and having to pay for its electricity and other years ago, I have little contact with the ing, but I Simon Baker length of their services. Not an unusual state of affairs sports clubs, so I do not know how they never realised course. Yes, I hear you cry, but for a department that have coped in the past with such situa that standards of the medical is as unprofitable as this, it will cause tions. Things do not seem to have literacy had fallen degree is longer them considetable problems. Perhaps il ground to a complete halt, with people so sharply in med than most degrees, seems like a good time to overhaul the screaming blue murder, and I doubt that ical schools. To be but this does not department, now that costs have just it will happen this time. The rea! question fair, I suppose the LL place medics in a increased sharply? Don't be daft. Penalise is not whether Stuart should have done spelling can be li'iljll: ;)OV:i|0|l non-profit-making organisations like the the job -1 am sure he would have taken attributed to the I laving done a BSi, Holland Club? Ah, now you're talking. If care of things admirably - but should difficulties that text 1 I stayed on for a the College thinks that subsidising its anyone be in that post? Downsizing recognition soft PhD, a fairly com- non-academic staff social club by waiving senior management at Imperial is a truly ware has with let L mon arrangement. the recharging of electricity is wrong, it revolutionary idea, the very mention of ters written in %> This means that I is another example of the misguided which will lead to cardiac arrests in Suite crayon, but the jpf will spend over six priorities that so bedevil this place at the Five. It would do the Union enormous rest is inexcusable. ! years here -1 don't moment. While Catering is also a non credit if this unfortunate hiccup was used It's not easy to know exactly how profit-making operation (for less accept as an opportunity to look at the deploy extract thc point long, but if you able reasons), it is stupid to treat the ment of its sabbaticals. So often ICU has, they are attempt > wander into Shcr- two similarly. It is the latest example of quite rightly, attacked the mismanage ing to make, but it lield VI II ' ( .111 Ml petty sniping by this department - South- ment of the College, but these assaults seems that they them crossing side Bar, the jewel in the crown, was told have lost some of their impact because are having a *" them off. lhat 'College Financial Regulations' pre of the charge of hypocrisy. Now, of Someone is vent the acceptance of guaranteed £10 course, if the Union was as badly run as and the way Voice Reasoof n bound to cheques, so that ended over the sum the rest of IC, it would have closed down that the old write in saying mer. Last year, the Holland Club was shortly before the War, but the innu College treats our new medical brethren. that I'm talking rubbish, but while they again in thc firing line when John Foster merable committees, borne of a mis While I have in the past had cause to are clear differences between 'them and made suggestions that Catering should guided desire to be 'democratic' and make comments about the medics that, us', they are smaller than some would take it over. That silly idea was soon inclusive, do not help the case. As I have while justified, may have seemed a trifle have us believe. This self-ghettoisation is quashed, and I'm sure we can do the said from time to time, the fact that com brusque, the article to which they refer very unhelpful and, I suspect, unrepre same this time. Just remember, John, mittee members are not paid is an irrel was completely inoffensive. The idea sentative of ICSM as a whole. It is high that I eat my lunch in the Holland Club, evance when considering their situation. that I have a deep-seated prejudice time that people just got down to thc and if the price of my jacket potato rises, Sabbs earn a fortune (only joking, chaps), against medics is cobblers, as offensive serious business of drinking in South- I shall not be a happy man...
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ast week I sat on the admissions well up on all the rubbish career in trance would be and I wasn't really in any fit state to interview panel as the token stu that people put in their per Nick Newton a bad idea and a three As appreciate what was going on. dent and it was an enlightening sonal statements to make at A level prediction (even Anyway, the old medical hands threLe hours. them look good. I know that about sev a suspect one) was perfectly adequate. among you will be glad (??) to know that Interviewing people is a lot harder enty five percent of my first personal How wrong could I I am doing my best lo than it sounds-and this statement was truthful have been. The first "Anyway, the old maintain the intake may sound a very crass 'I know that about in fact but not really half dozen candidates standard of students and arrogant thing to truthful in spirit, frankly, clocked a C, a few Bs, medical hands that made Charing say - but I honestly went seventy five per seeing the way that a comfortable number Cross, Westminster into the room expect some of the candidates of As, and about a mil among you will be and St. Mary's great. ing each case to be cent of my first per were judged, I am lion A stars. How lucky We can only hope that clear cut in or out. I sup afraid that thc registry I was that these insid 3lad ... to know that in the cut-throat world pose I had gone in with sonal statement will send me a letter ious grades had not of league tables and the belief that every saying that there was been invented when I am doing my best academic super-excel body who got to inter was truthful in fact some dreadful mistake did my GCSEs. lence a few normal view would be a good in my acceptance and Finally, the straw to maintain the people will be lucky candidate and that the but not really truth that I am not really to break the proverbial enough to make it interview was more of a meant to be here at all. camel's back came intake standard of through the admis formality than anything ful in spirit.' My other great when I looked at thc sions minefield; those; else. How wrong I was! nightmare came when date of birth. These students..." who have enough left I have been through the admissions reading the second page of the UCAS people made me feel of whatever it is that process twice now, I have braved the form under the academic achievement really old. They are children of the eight makes a good medical student and a roller-coaster ride that is the six months section. I think that my generous helping ies - and fine, the cynics among you will good doctor; enough left to make it between sending off the UCAS form and of GCSEs with plenty of 13s, the odd A to say that I was hardly in a position to through medical school. We can but finally getting the grades that mean you show that I could read, write and do appreciate the seventies - but I was there hope. are now a student and I think I'm pretty Chemistry, thc solitary C to show that a in body, even if it was only for a few years
ou think IC Radio bring music to the Alick Sethi in The Yyou've seen Electric Cafe, a Presidential Talk-Back all of South- masses in more ways than one. Banquet of Elec side Bar? Think tric Electronica again. Go Back Room DJ The Chef explains (What a mouth n issue that you can apply in towards the toi ful!). Every other inevitably David Hellard, A ICU President spring, if you lets and then ICR's disco activities. What's all Thursday my comes up walk past them good self, The every year is really need more and you should this about food, anyway? Chef, presents money and the lack of it. money just lo hear the music. Rhythm Kitschin', With tuition fees and general jj| survive, please apply; to find You're entering Southside's Back the night that dishes up the choicest living prices rising in London out more jusl ask in room Room, so pucker up because you're of cuts: fresh, flavoured and avec pas it would be a safe bet to say 1 ol the Shcrfield building. Still on thc issue of about to kiss your prejudices goodbye. de fromage. that people will be desperate m0r This place looks Have a bite of or v\hale\ i" morn \ I / money thc Dillons Hardship as appealing as any Back to Back on Fri- g< i, I'M i: I, il \ r I! > ' f Book fund is a fund that
! ; nives students money to buy empty room, but ^^^^mmmm days and your I',:-. I .: ,; . :- no loi ' u. in; ili,-t ,»r esseiiiial ;o come Thursday and weekends will For some reason this doesn't . iheir course, but they can't friday nights it meta- ll never taste the seem to be the case though. afford to buy. All you have to do is fill morphoses into a \ same again. Our Every year Imperial College out an application form that you can ! ; : !:' ': o Ii « j Djs on rotation receives about a third of a million mi( h include the award- pounds from the government, which obtain from the Union Office and send toi people j: winning Back Room goes into an access fund for UK stu it off by thc 27th November, this may walks of life, who and external func dents, if it's not spent it goes straight seem like a waste of time, but thc strategically place tions manager back, so it stands to reason that we fund is worth £8000 and last year only themselves atound Simon Hayhurst, would want to give it to our students; 11 people applied; thc message is they're gagging to give you money, !" ' 1 °oi:' ' .o ... and a plethora of shouldn't be hard right? Wrong. To get watch the positively fj £~: diverse talents from your hands on this all you have to do why not let them? brilliant array of DJs || I the IC Radio stable, is apply to it with some justification as I'd just like to say thank's to every playing a brilliantly turning their bits of to why you need it - couldn't be sim one for the feedback as to which stu positive array of 1 f > plastic to the pler. Last year 690 students received an dent discounts you want, keep them tunes to the people £ immense delight of average of around £500 each from coming. I'm on thc case of a few of who know what's some beveraged this fund, but this year only 60 people them already, but I'll give you a full good and what's rubbish. punters. A great appetiser before any have applied. Does this worry me? report of the results next week The bar's just a moonwalk away, so main course! Well yes and no; its great that nobody (although I'm not lhat confident about seems to need any financial support - while you shuffle your feet waiting for Well, that's about as much as I getting thc buy one get one free offer maybe everyone's ok - but I am wor your Tango, don't forget the tunes need to say apart from the following: with Aston Martin that someone asked ried that people arc out there who you're missing. Quickstep back over One man's meat is another man's poi for; student hardship?) desperately need this money just to there and dig in to alternate Thursdays, son, but there is food for everyone remain at University. Thc deadline for with the most acoustically edible of here! autumn has already passed us, but tunes being spun on the platters by DJ Contact [email protected] g Feature 16 November 1998 Fighting Poverty in the Third Millennium
Ihere is no greater power on earth than an idea whose time has come" - Victor Hugo Unless you never watch television at all thc number of people killed by Stalin, but debt crisis - they kill too many people." in recent years either been toppled or are you cannot have failed to see the often it would be pointless. Our minds refuse The fundamental flaw in the HIPC ini pursuing new open-government poli disturbing news reports from Africa and to try and comprehend how much suf tiative is that it is not designed to relieve cies. Thirdly, in cases where the govern various other places around thc world of fering there is involved in that one state poverty; its aim is to reach sustainable lev ment is still corrupt the loans were given diseased, malnourished children being ment of statistics. els of debt repayment. The Jubilee 2000 in the knowledge that the governments clutched by their emaciated parents. It So to whom are they repaying these Coalition is calling for unconditional can were corrupt, why can they not be can seems to be somewhere new every debts then? Well, you and me really. The cellation of debt, to a level where the celled in the knowledge that they are cor week. Probably most of you have felt that vast majority of the debts are owed to countries will become capable of devel rupt? After all, it is always the poverty something should be done about it. So governments of wealthy countries, opment and will be able to lift people stricken populations who pay for non- sometimes we part with a chunk of cash notably thc G8 countries; Britain, Canada, above the poverty line. The idea of cancellation, not their leaders. when asked for it by one of the many France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Russia and imposing economic reforms on the Clearly, there is something that will charities trying to alleviate such poverty. the USA. Some of thc debts ate directly countries needs to be dropped immedi make a difference - so what can you do But if you are anything like me you will owed to the governments, some to mul ately before more people die of it. about it? The Jubilee 2000 Coalition is sometimes despair; the problems seem tilateral groups such as the International A small aside now, for the cynics. It gathering a petition. They are aiming to to get worse and more frequent, the Monetary Fund (IMF). The total of ail has been suggested by some that the get 21 million signatures, to make it the appeals for money more desperate, and such debts is measured in the trillions, cancellation of debt will be of no help in worlds largest ever petition. If you are not you imagine your small donation being but it is estimated that only about £100 some countries because their govern among the millions who have already swallowed by a black hole of poverty billion will have to be cancelled in order ments are corrupt and will pocket the signed then feel free to come to the that never grows smaller however much for real development to occur in the 52 money for themselves. No-one is deny Third World First desk in the JCR 12-2pm you throw at it. The charities involved are poorest countries. ing that there are corrupt governments today to do so. There will be a chain-link of course admirable, and indeed very So how much will this cost us in in the world but a few points need to be petition to sign which will hopefully be necessary, but it is true that the huge Britain then? The total debt owed to made. Firstly, poverty itself is one of the displayed somewhere in College at a poverty problems will never be solved Britain by the poorest countries is about worst causes of corruption - a man later date and there will be more infor simply by their aid and development pro £8.8 billion pounds. Of this the Jubilee brought up on a handful of grain a day mation on what you can do. We live in jects. Something else must be done, and 2000 campaign is suggesting that around will feel a strong temptation to steal. To a democracy so take advantage of it and many people are now coming to realise £2.5 billion needs to be cancelled withhold cancellation because of cor write to your MP, to Gordon Brown, to that something else can be done. urgently. To you that may look a lot, but ruption would simply make the corrup Tony Blair or to anyone who represents In recent years a campaign has been we live in a wealthy country; it is less than tion worse. Secondly, as anyone clued-up you and tell them what you think. gathering strength in 40 countries around thc £3.1 billion spent on National Lottery in world affairs will tell you, many of the the world, initiated by groups such as Instants since their launch, about one infamously corrupt governments have Jacob Stringer Oxfam, Christian Aid, The Guardian and fifth of thc annua! spending on ciga Third World First. The name of the cam rettes, as a fraction of the annual gov paign is Jubilee 2000 and its aim is the ernment budget it is almost insignificant. ffi imperial College Union one-off cancellation by thc year 2000 of In fact a lot of the money to cancel the j^X the backlog of unpayable debt owed by debts is already at hand. 95% of the the world's poorest countries. If you debts are owed to the Export Credit Guar missed the link there between dying antee Department (ECGD), which JEWISH SOCIETY children and debt please let me explain. realised some time ago that a lot of the In Ethiopia, 100000 children die debts were unpayable and has been annually from easily preventable dis stockpiling cash in order to soften the presents the world famous eases. Ethiopia spends four times more blow. But the debts have not been can on debt repayments than on health care. celled. In case anyone thought the ECGD It spends scarcely one pound per head was being altruistic when it lent the every year on education. money, around half of it was given out In Tanzania over half the population for contracts with the British defence Rabbi live in absolute poverty (i.e. earn less industry. than 60p a day) and 40% of people die Given the above statistics Western before the age of 35. Tanzania spends six Governments have been unable to times more on debt repayment than on ignore the debt problem. They have set Shmuely Boteach healthcare. They give about $100 million up the Highly Indebted Poor Countries of their precious foreign currency to pay (HIPC) initiative, under the authority of back debts every year. Unfortunately the IMF. The initiative will lead to very lim THE DATING SECRETS they should be paying more than twice ited and inadequate debt cancellation for this, so the debt is actually growing, a few qualifying countries. To qualify it is OF THE crushing the hope that future genera necessary for the country to follow a six- tions will be able escape the burden. year 'austerity' programme under the TEN COMMANDMENTS These kinds of trends are repeated IMF. It will be too little, too late. Let us again and again around the world in also think carefully about the meaning of 'He's 27. He drinks Smirnoff. He's written the 'Jewish dozens of other countries. I or every £1 that word 'austerity'; to you or me it Guide to Adultery'. He's unstoppable.' - The Independent of aid given by the high-income countries means going without our daily packet of to thc Third World £9 is taken back in Minstrels or some other luxury; to some debt repayment. In 1997 the UN esti one who has no luxuries it means cutting Wednesday 18th November, 2pm mated that debts would cost thc lives of back on necessities. To someone already Clore Lecture Theatre, Huxley Building 21 million children by-the year 2000 in on the verge of starvation that just means Africa alone. I could make comparisons one thing. 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they haven't actually written any new true fan. Included are lyrics for each songs since the Oimean war. OK, so song and a veritable cornucopia of facts that's an exaggeration but you know for the Stattos amongst you, comprising what I mean. (among others), what the A-side was, the But wait, isn't this what people have release date, where it was recorded and, been crying out for? A chance to get their well, you get the idea. grubby little paws on fourteen of the best Some of you buffs out there may Oasis B-sides without buying nigh-on know (and some of you may not) how fifty quids worth of what can only be this album actually came to pass. If you described as good singles. Despite cries don't I'll tell you, and if you do, tough, from the irrational Oasis haters, this is a I'm going to tell you anyway, fhe story fine crop of songs - all the way from the goes like this: it was decreed by the sublime Talk Tonight to the sloppiness of brothers Gallagher that a mighty poll Noel's guitar on a boozed-up, live / Am was to be held over the medium of the The Walrus. It's the usual Oasis fare of internet, where followers of the band jangly Beatles-esque pop tock with the could, if they so wished, place a vote for odd whiney vocal thrown in for good what they thought was the best B-side. measure, and if this is your bag, the Upon reading these heart-pourings of album as a whole Is hard to fault. There's their most die-hard fans. Oasis released something for every Oasis junkie: for Masterplan for their delectation. And the the aspiring rock star we've got Going world did rejoice, for it was good. Nowhere; for the moody 'dark clouds on Yes folks, you heard it here first All around the Heathrow Baggage Reclaim Depatment. the horizon, the glass is half empty' type (nearly). Just don't tell anyone that it was there's (It's Good) To Be Free and then Felix who told you that this is a com there's Stay Young for your dad. [Hey, mendable album. Granted there are no hat can be said about Oasis geniuses, intelligent, dumb, etc. It I like that!-Music Ed] new tracks and it's the same Oasis for that hasn't already been said would be easy to just rehash these old If you're less than impressed with mula but for sheer listenability, to have W before? Washed up has- media gems. In fact, much like the big the contents of the album, the contents all these rarities in one place and such beens. The last representatives of rock O have done here by cleverly repackag of the case are wonderful. The booklet treasures as Stay Young and the title n' roll before we're washed away in a ing over a dozen 'classic' B-sides in an that you get when you had over your track, it's bloody hard to beat. H wave of new millenium music. Tossers, effort to deviously disguise the fact that cash is superb - it's a real bonus for any Christian
PORTISHEAD^FN BALLROOM Roseland NYC Live [* * I Day After Day
ortishead stalk the darker recess Boxprovides perfect evidence for the rip- here's an inherent problem es of life, aurally sculpting I larry ping-off of another's work, the Isaac with Ballroom. On the one P time's Vienna and Philip I layes-pilfered-strings sounding born- T hand, they have an ability to be Marlowe's Mean Streets into rich and-bred in Avon. The actual Roseland fuckin' good. Take the single, Don'f orchestrated textures imbued with edgy Ballroom recordings climax with a truly Stop as an example. Majestic, emotion sound effects. Beth Gibbons' vocals sublime Sour limes, coming over all Ry ally overloaded, soaring, searing. In chronicling unremitting yearnings, sto Cooder, Paris, lexas style, before a bass- short, effortlessly inspiring and uplift ries of loss and portents of doom that driven rock-out coda. ing. On the other hand, they have the Ashcroft would kill for and Drake died What follows are Roads and knack of sounding crap as well. Take for. The eleven tracks are culled from Strangers, recorded elsewhere and duly the track, Believe, appropriately placed the genre-defining Dummy and the suffering from the change of locale with at the end of the album. Dull as shit. low-key but equally impressive epony a crowd recruited from Luddites 'R' Us. So, the only point of debate for this mous follow up, the emotive weight of However, inane hand-clapping aside album is what the proportion of sexy the songs enhanced through the pres (and I bet some of them had lighters sonlcs to arse rhythms is. ft ence of a 30-piece orchestra. aloft) the inherent beauty of Roads is Thankfully, it swings the right Pretentious? No, just bloody gorgeous enhanced in the live arena gaining a way. Opener, Take It is fantastic. A jan and somewhat fresh considering some whole new touching aura outside the gly undertow of rhythm guitars are the of the songs have been doing the confines of the studio. This is essential veins that the optimistic lyrics are rounds for a few years now. listening. H pushed through resulting in a gorgeous Portlshead - some people I lumming sounds like an imminent Chris rush of us versus them pop. Through say they're atmospheric. Martian invasion, the soundtrack to Wells' The Day continues to please. Vulnerable War of the Worlds, until metamorphosis and touching, it shows how they can do heralds a lesson in soul-bearing allusion slow songs without sounding as dull as to a state of painful confusion. All Mine student dishwater. is John Barry by way of Bristol, epic strings All in all .though, they're a gliding like Ali, horns jabbing like fore band that won't be stepping up in the man, the great lost song of a James charts just yet. I lowever, the potential to Bond film. / lalf Day Closing is Pink floyd waltz to the top is there. Ballroom are a playing Echoes underwater, washed-out band to be watched. Don't say you vocals and reverberating guitat. Glory weren't told. CI Dennis 16 November 1998 Music /~>^j^ 11 live Singles
Unkle - Rabbit In Your Headlights AIR Calm mellow tune from Mo Wax with an alternative jazz flow. Pretty cool. Shepherd's Bush Empire Stereophonies - Bartender And The Thief Read on.... vocoder effect. Sexy Boy was given sim I his Is an OK effort from the 'Phonics but Three blokes dressed in uni ilar treatment but this time Air moved for I have heard belter from them, lune still form white entered the stage and ward a few years into a Gary kicking but a little too repetetive. arranged themselves amongst the four Numan-esque early '80s style with the sets of keyboards, drums and guitars. bass guitarist imitating the slow motion Lo-Fldellty Alistars - Battleflag Without warning the two on the key robotic movements much loved by Bit of a catchy alternative pop tune with boards started to produce bizarre ethe Kraftwerk. some interesting lyrics and b!g bark real sounds in unison and the notes The. first time Air ventured to beats. cascaded throughout the hall signaling speak to us with their thick french the arrival of the two immense talents accents, an aspiring comedian burst out, Freestylersfeaturing Navigator- Warning Air - Sexy Noise! who ARE the Air sound. The first track of 'It's inspector Clouseau', so from then on those Freestyllng boys are back with the night washed over the hall with syn small talk was kept to minimum. The their new banging single Warning It t the start of '98 when Air thesized glory proving that on hearing Air absolute highlight of the night and the comes after their recent success in win released their most recent live, the music sounds more powerful most highly anticipated event was the ning the Best Band Award at the Muzik album, A/toon Safari, a delightful and majestic yet at the same time laid- arrival of Beth I lirsch, who guested on Awards. Look out for the mellower Jay- Atrip through synthesized lounge core back, aided by the stunning lighting Moon Safari. As soon as the opening sec Rocks Remix grooves with a Gaelic twist, a brand effects. Air had the right approach to onds of All I Need began we were all a new musical sound had descended their live set, instead of just plodding few steps closer to heaven, with her Monk and Cantella- Son upon us and without a doubt we were through the album (which would have incredibly beautiful voice lifting us higher This is a weird wacky kind of alternative hooked. Air have decided to wait for been the same as listening to it at home with every passing second. Air led us by indie track which sounds a little too uno nearly a whole year before allowing us minus the lighting display), they decided the hand and took us on a safari to the riginal and lacks any real sort of tune. Just the pleasure of sampling the mellow to experiment with some songs, mutat moon, and under their spell we would be not my bag of chips, really. Moon Safari live, which if you had to be ing Kelly Watch The Stars into a manic powerless to resist even if it was only a honest does not contain a strong live punk guitar rollercoaster ride while stick trip to Windsor. H THE ESSENTIAL feel. Did it work on the open stage? ing with the vocals fed through a Jason CHOON
Jungle Brothers - Because I Cot It Like That The boyz have come out another top IDLEWILD tune delivering the wicked verses that just make you want to get up and dance. Hope Is Important **y2 It's got a bit of an oriental flavour with the big beats that lead the tune on. dlewild, possibly the only British already mentioned Pavement haven't punk band of any note around at we?) It would be unreasonable to expect the moment, unleashed a brand of the poetic greatness of Yorke, Cobain or Rae & Christian feat. Veba - Spell Bound Irock that's been rare around these parts Malkmus when the best things about this This a cool crisp rune with a D-lnfiuence lately on the unsuspecting public with record all stem from its simplicity and lack kind of flavour, featuring some excellent the Captain EP a while back. I lope is of consideration. female vocals and wicked flute back Important is their eagerly awaited On the down side / lope is Important ground. Bit of a tune! debut album. Opening with You've lost is the not the strongest album lyrically. your way, a few discordant notes, the Idlewild seem content to punctuate sta Waste - Hang on threat of feedback and a predictable ple rock lyrics (soul selling anyone?) with lune starts off well with lots of enthusi start to the album. Like many of the the odd memorably abstract phrase. asm but this brt-pop tune gets too tracks on the record it's all a bit too Impressive sounding track titles and an repetive. There some other tracks on this short by half. undeniable grasp of all things of a promo that have more potential but this Uncooked, unpretentious, natural, rock/punk persuasion can't completely tune is a bit too deflated. passionate, uplifting, enraged, I lope is cover the gaping holes. The ultimate Important demands to be heard with comparison comes when you listen to FuzzTownshend - Get Yerself the volume cranked up to a nose bleed Captain and / lope is Important consec I his track comes out and gets your atten inducing level. Ostensibly this record utively. The over-riding impression you tion and has a catchy back beat but the Idlewild looking clean-cut. takes the skewed meandering sounds of get is that I lope is Important just does ihe lyrics and the chorus then start get 1 guess soap Is Important. the (godlike) Pavement and sporadically n't live up to the promise of the excel ting on your nerves. Apart from that the buries it under a filthy, heavy barrage of lent lyrics like Song is a Beautiful Lie and track is OK. noise last seen sometime in the 1980s (in Self Healer from Captain. The rough case you are wondering this is a good edges that made Captain a masterpiece Dope Smugglers - The Word thing). Particularly Low light and I'm a have been filed off allowing a more pol this is an annoylngly catchy pop tune Message all demand the highest respect. ished, more melodic pop sensibility to which has a bit of bounce to It but it just Yet even the obligatory slow ones on the emerge. Those expecting a band and an goes on and on too much, they are sim album stand out, particularly the acoustic album ready to take the lead towards a ilar to Daft Punk in their style but Just lack punk revival and ultimate revolution in and poignant I'm Happy to be I lore the delivery H Tonight and Safe and Sound. The use of British music will have to wait for the new Nim more subdued melodic verses followed Oasis album (ha). by raw, unleashed choruses is an idea Ignoring the frankly awful Close the patented and used to exceptional effect Door, I lope is important is a gratifyingly by The Pixies and is not the only Ameri noisy, unfashionable, anachronistic, can influence on the record. (We've coherent beast of an album. H Craig 12 Music 16 November 1998 Tha Bomb!
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release of the tune of the year, you gotta know what I'm talking about, I mention it every week Love Like This from Faith Evans. This is a dancefloor monster that has been blowing up since the start of thc year and at last gets a UK release, you know the score Buy it.
The Darkchild (Rodneyjerkins) brings us a banging IK remix of Brandy's last offering Top of the World, with Fat Joe and Big Pun on rap duty. This one is perfect for the car, rolling down the road with a light funked up beat pumping out the back, beautiful. British is back, Sista Sista from Beverly Knight, this young lady has been blazing a way with her second set Prodigal Sista and this is the third track to be lifted from it following on the wicked Made It Back and classy Rewind. The album mix is laid back with some really impressive vocals laid over the top, although not up to the standard of thc first two it's still good. Still with thc British skills we got Another Level with Guess I Was a Fool, this is more than an adequate follow up to the excellent Freak Me. Guess I Was., is a What up people! This week I'm bringing ya the low- dreamy slow jam that has confirmed these guys as the Home, this was recorded while at Death Row and is sur down on the most recent single releases. top boy band. Watch out for their latest number fea prisingly good. The single is apparently acting as a Let's get straight to it, we start off with Incredible turing Shola Ama (tune) and their album still to drop. taster for the new forthcoming album You Never Heard. from Mr Mostbeautifulest Keith Murray and featuring But those guys better get ready for my boys - Nine Death Row are said to still have numerous tracks under LL Cool J. This is the first track to be taken off his - soon Yards, these boys hail from Peckham (so you know I lock and key in the vaults, but I'm hoping they put the to come - third album, but if you're expecting the boy gotta represent for them). They were signed up to Vir best ones out now, although they're probably gonna to come over for promotion chores, think again, he's gin in a second because Daze, Step and Flake (their hoard 'em. been banged up and we probably won't see him till well names fucked up? ....yep) look the part and most Maxwell released his sophomore set just before the into the next century. As for Incredible it's good, not certainly sound the part. They've just dropped their first summer break up and I rushed out to spend my cash, quite incredible, but definitely worth a check if you single Loneliness Is Gone, a chunky debut that should only to be disappointed, I was expecting something that haven't heard it yet. LL and Keith combine well over do well and will follow it up with their album Where Do could at least sit on the same rack as Urban Hang Suite some steady beats. We Go From Here?, should go straight to the top. instead I found Fmbrya. Now don't get me wrong Next up we look at the least talented of The Fugees The shiny headed one, R Kelly, comes at us with the Embrya is good, but its not on the same level as his - Pras - and his new single Blue Angels coming off his second bomb from his long play set, the single Home debut set and apparently many agreed with me solo album Ghetto Superstar. After the huge success of Alone featuring Keith 'banged up in jail (and gonna be because its sales were well down on the projections. Ghetto Superstar featuring Mya, this is bound to get into banged up in jail)' Murray. This a wickedly infectious Staying with Maxwell, he recently cancelled his concert the charts first week out, it's already been getting tune that has got to be a hit, it's funky, it's uptempo, dates In the States, thc official line is cos of personal heaw airplay on the pop radio stations. Only thing is got a badass beat and it's gonna be a monster. The long problems, initially people said this was a front and it was that it's shit, besides a pretty catchy chorus its got player R. has been acclaimed as the best album to come actually because of the poor sales. Now though rumour nothing going for it, Ptas fills thc spaces with his usual from the man, it holds the hits / Believe I Can Fly, Half has it thc soul man has suffered a mental break rambling over a sample from Grease, but it all ends up On A Baby, Home Alone and Gotham City as well as down because of sales? Hope not. as shit. Pras could only get worse if he was to sample new shit featuring Foxy, Kelly Price, Nas, Jay Z and See ya. ABBA guess what? Rumour has it he's done a lit many more. A double album that's definitely worth a Milen tle number around ABBA's Dancing Queen fuck check. ing hell!!! Some two years after his death Tupac is still releas Moving swiftly on to something else we got the UK ing tracks and this week sees the release of Happy Phat Selection
Devils Pie - D'Angelo RAW, DJ Premier lays clown the beats for soul maestro D'Angelo to do his stuff to devastating effect.
Keep The Faith - Faith Evans Tune of the year came first, now we have album for the year. God damn!
Loneliness Is Gone - Nine Yards The new boyz on the block kick it off with a stunning debut single.
Sweetheart-JD feat. Mariah Mariah looking fine.
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In the last eight and use to read the crowd? their own records. And that's what we tie more concisely, but when it comes 4 years Richie Havvtin It's the people, the atmosphere, thought of next. down to it, the music is really hitting jj has produced some of even the space you're in. Certain things So everything for you was just a shot these people, and you don't have to the most intriguing seem to work better in confining areas Windsor, Canada. From my house to fell into, probably similar to you. You in the dark. You didn't know whether it really change it at all. If a certain track techno from the rather than big areas. You can see peo downtown Detroit is five minutes, just love this music, and you really want to would work but you just tried it. works in one place, the feeling is usually Detroit area. He uses a variety of guises ple really start to get into things and you crossing a river. It's like north and south get other people into it. And you want to Yeah. Isn't that what most people picked up everywhere. In any other to release his music Fuse, Concept and know that you can continue on with London. So a lot of the radio airwaves we make sure that play the right things so do? If you put money into school you music, it doesn't really happen. Espe most famously Plastikman. As a DJ, his that. If sometimes people stop dancing get are from Detroit. In the late 1980's that people have the right conditions to don't know if you'll succeed or pass. cially the typical pop format or music status is world-renound. With the release that also can be good feedback, because there were a number of key players in say, 'yes I like it' or 'no I don't like it'. You You've travelled the globe as a DJ. with vocals. That's where everything of the third in the trilogy of Plastikman maybe you've gone too far one way but the area. There was a guy called the obviously don't want people saying, 'I When you were talking earlier about breaks down in communication. Even albums (Artifakts), the Electric Cafe maybe also people are thinking 'this is Electrifying Mojo. There was also a guy hate techno!' when they've never really interaction and communication, is that people who understand different lan caught up with the man behind the different'. And if they start to react again who everyone knows now in the techno heard the right kind of track. So that was universal in every country or does the guages don't understand the nuances. music. why we wanted to do it. We wanted to 'language' change as you travel? You can say different things in different Who are you? What do you? dance. We wanted to open up new peo There are slight variations from coun ways and reverse the words. With elec I look at myself as being some sort ple to this. try to country, especially from the East to tronic music I really do find that most of electronic musician, also a DJ. I've 'this is really cool'. That's when I really and layouts and scores, but by one per So when you started, could you mix? West. There are differences in the crowd, places do pick up on what's coming been creating electronic music since started to like music. But it wasn't until son. So even in that way it's become very I was trying, but it wasn't very good. but only slight cultural differences. The through on the track. 1990 and doing a lot of travelling and Jeff's show when I heard these stripped- pure, that one person can get his mes It was a mish-mash of everything. I did one thing that you have to remember Why do you use so many different DJing. But really what I'm doing is Just down acidic techno tracks especially a lot sage directly across to a lot of people. n't become a DJ to play crazy under about this music is that because there are pseudonyms to record your music? producing and playing music that really of them from Detroit that I was really You talk in terms of technology. Lots ground techno tracks that no one knew. no vocals and it is very pure and instru When I started out recording, the grabbed me in the late 1980's. grabbed. That was when it all made of people talk of music In terms of this It was all over the board, but all very elec mental, it can speak to many people at pseudonyms gave a sense of being So you're making a continuation of sense and get serious. In the sense that irrational artform that doesn't make log tronic. the same time across many cultural dif behind the scenes a bit more. When we that music? everything got even more exciting. ical sense. How do you see this dual After that we started to go to more ferences. It doesn't matter about your talk about the purity of electronic music, Sort of a continuation. I'm not What do you think it Is about this thing? clubs. We got fake ID to get inside clubs colour or what language you speak. It's another part of the purity, especially at someone who sat down and decided to music that grabbed you? Was it because Well, if the machines were making in Detroit. Again, I met the right people really about the sounds and the feeling the beginning, is that there wasn't really be a musician or an entertainer or any it was electronic and new? Or what the the music themselves then it would be and ended up getting a DJ job at the it gives you. As you travel, people might names or faces out there. It wasn't so thing like that. I was just going along, early artists were saying with their work? more of a black and white thing; a zero Shelter in downtown Detroit. That's really dance differently, they may line up a lit- much about the personalities, and it still going to school studying film and video. Partly it was what they weren't say and one digital nonsense! But man is cre where it all started to happen for mc. It's isn't. It's more about concepts and ideas, Nothing to do with music. Then along ing. I liked the fact that it was stripped ating this technology so there is part of where I met the other Detroit producers. than with a lot of other forms of music. came electronic music,- Detroit techno, down to the bare minimum, not in a min- him in it already, no matter how mechan I finally met Jeff who I'd been listening "A lot of DJs think their The pseudonyms enabled me to release Chicago acid house music and like a imalistic way, but that it was very pure. I ical it gets. The technology still needs to on the radio. I met Derrick May and a lot of records in a short space of time, truck hit me over the head and the next liked the idea that there wasn't the typ some type of human intervention to get people like that. It's where there was main goal is to make with slightly different ideas. Each music thing kind of engulfed my life, and nine ical verbal communication as in vocals. something out of it. It's not automatic. more of a creative atmosphere. In 1987 coloured things differently, and enabled years later here I am talking about it still. So each person could take something You don't press a button and something in Detroit there was a lot of producers people dance -that's mc to step back and let the records do comes out. And so that's the unknown Tell us about how you would play In out of it, personally. There was still a making a lot of stuff. These were the the talking. It's nearly like a sonic form of factor. Each person is different, each per a club, normally. What are you looking to feeling there, but it wasn't preaching to years where it really picked up in England important to me but communication, and enabled mc to son uses a piece of equipment differ achieve when you are DJing? you and that was something that I did and all these producers were starting to move faster. ently, each person has different ideas in A lot of DJs think their main goal is n't find attractive in other music. Also the travel and get recognition and record it's more an experi Artists who use pseudonyms release their heads. So when you sit all these to make people dance. That's something futuristic part of it. The part that when you deals. So that affected a lot of people. different types of music under each sep people down with the same piece of that is important to me but I think I'm turn the radio on or put the needle down Everyone saw that and got more inter ment and exploration arate identity. Do you do that too? technology they're all going to pull some more interested in giving people some on the record , you were basically getting ested in DJing and maybe even taking a Yeah. The Plastikman definitely has thing completely different out of those thing a little bit different. Of course I keep into this world where you had never step up from DJing, in terms of making in front of people." a certain sense about it. A certain atmos boxes. That is where the extra colours in that in the back of my head, 'yes I'm here been before. It was always a new sound. phere. That's something I try to stick to the palette come from. in a club atmosphere to make these It's basically the only sound that can be when I do that. I recorded under some people dance', but I don't want to give "People are trying to arena whose name is Jeff Mills. I le used a futuristic music This is music that even In your Introduction to the music, other names, Fuse which I did some people exactly what they want or make to go under the name the Wizard. On if you don't like or understand it, is cre you said you were listening to radio years ago, Circuit Breaker. They all had it easy for them. I want to give them create a much more these shows each of these guys was ated by technology. There is a human shows. What happened from there? their purpose I guess. some twists and turns. If the crowd is into playing a crazy mixture of new music. element in there of course, but anything After listening to these DJs on the Are they all different parts of your harder-edge techno I want to give them purer form of music Everything from a Chicago acid house that is created with technology moves radio I started to heavily collect a lot of psyche? some of that but something else that track to a German industrial track to a along with technology. And technology these records, just for my personal col Everyone has so many different maybe they think they don't like or one person can B52's track, then to some hip-hop, then is one of the fastest moving things on lection. I liked to play them at home. pieces to themselves. We're all like these maybe it's just that they never really to some Detroit techno music. Just new this planet. Something that you can only Because a lot of this music was dance jigsaw puzzles, and really only your clos heard it played well or heard the right get his message music. I remember tuning into it and it imagine today will be created tomorrow, music I had a lot of friends who started est friends know a bigger portion of music before. So everytime I play,- was exciting. You were always hearing and along with that the sound you can to get into it, and we came to a problem. those. But I don't think anybody truly whether it's a mix for home, or in a club directly across to a lot new things, things you hadn't heard imagine in your head today that you There was a lot of clubs in Detroit that knows what makes you up except for you could go to to hear the music. But or for a big festival It's more an experi before, things twisting. To mc it was the can't create today will probably be pos yourself. And so with electronic music I in Windsor, where I was from there really ment and exploration in front of people, of people." first time that I really got into music. It was sible tomorrow. think people are able to show a lot of dif wasn't anything. Basically my friends and and hopefully there's some type of reac as if this was what I had been waiting for Do you think this music actually is ferent versions of those pieces. As those I got together to throw some sort of tion between you and them and you go and it grabbed me and pulled me right technology or is it a way of conveying pieces start to come up through the party. We didn't really know what we somewhere with it. or walk away, you have to take all these in. technology? equipment and the moods of the pro were doing. We just wanted to play the ducer they start to get different sounds So it's a form of communication? things into consideration. With anything You talk as if all your musical history Maybe it's more of a mish-mash of music loud so we could have some sort and perhaps different ideas. So I think it Yes. I think any good DJ is someone you want to take people through differ started at this point. Do you think that technology! Technology has always rep of dance. The only problem with that was is an interesting idea to have different who communicates and with all com ent experiences. You don't want to give things from before came Into It? resented the future to man. It represents a disused club, in the sense that there sounds or different tags on those differ munication it must go there and back. It them 4/4 techno all night. You don't It wasn't as sudden as it sounded. a better tomorrow, to make our lives was no one going there, so it was a fail ent moods. It's nearly like you're pre-sort- can't be one-way flow. I guess when want to give them house music all night. Also in the early 1980's I was getting better, to make us happier, to improve ing club. Instead of giving us a one night ing what you're doing. you're DJing you could just get up there You want to take them to different places into other things. I was into other music the planet we live on. Maybe in that party pass and letting us do whatever we and sometimes to the brink of exhaus like New Order, some early electro way, it is apparent in the music. People When I see photos of you as the Plas and hammer your point down to people. wanted, the deal was that they wanted tion or boredom, and then take them music. A lot of my friends were into are trying to create a much more purer tikman, it's always a very strange atmos But to make your point, whether as a DJ, us to DJ every Friday night. I'd never music at early grade school, but music form of music than has ever been cre phere. The eyes and the glasses are or a verbal communicator or a writer somewhere else. It's always about using been a DJ before. I didn't even know if never really interested mc, and then as ated. Classically there were always bands central. It's quite serious, but in a way you have to take into considerations the the reaction back from them but keep I wanted to DJ every weekend, but I or symphonies. There were always mul whacky. Do you feel with each pseudo feedback and use that feedback to ing one step ahead of them. I started to get exposure to some of this thought 'Let's go for it and see what tiple players. This is the first type of music nym like an actor slipping into a part? understand how to get your point across. How did you get Into this music? electronic stuff, even in a pop format like happens!' So it was really something I just (continued in Clubscene) So what feedback do you get back The main reason was radio. I live in Erasure or Yazz, then I started to think that you can really do intricate melodies 16 Clubbing 16 November 1998
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